The Outlaw Josey Wales Soundboard Edit

A horned toad can tell you which way to go

A horse the horses belong to these gentlemen more than likely that is i'm sure they'd sell you one

A man like wales lives by the feud

A man's got to do something for a living these days

A real frog strangler

A sweet tobacco posy is the rose of alabama

Abe watch out he's probably got another pistol in there

About a long time since we had anything to drink around here or anything else

Actually I was looking to gain an edge

After his lucy passed on he didn't show much interest in women

Ain't one of my generals

Alive no sir

All raise your right hands so I can take your oath

All right I want you men to raise your right hands what for so you can pledge loyalty to the union

All right let's move out

All right we can get to work dusting first

All that a fellow has to do is ride into that union camp down there raise his right hand and swear you'll be loyal to the united states

Alrighty i'll get you a horse

Always wanted to face out one of these big pistol fighters they raise all the fuss about

And each year he is pushed further across the plains

And every spring when the grass turns green and the comanche moves north he can rest here in peace butcher some of our cattle and jerk beef for the journey

And get those gents whatever they're drinking you too ma'am

And he said boy! you boys sure look civilized!

And how about you sir just a few bottles left you won't regret it

And I could rope my arms I fling round rose of alabama

And I further swear that though I be murderous

And i'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another

And if we try riding instead of thinking well we'll end up hanging by a rope by nightfall

And now the white man is sneaking up on me again

And recognize that it is one nation

And she says you are a great warrior and that she sort of belongs to you for what you done for her

And so there is iron in your words of life

And thank you lord for getting us together in texas

And thanks a lot for josey wales who you changed from a murdering bushwhacker on the side of satan to a better man in time to deliver us from the philistines

And the one second from the left he had scared eyes he wasn't going to do nothing

And then

And there's an old saying to the victors belong the spoils

And there's another old saying senator

And they said a man could get rich on reward money if he could kill you

And treading lightly is not my way

And we're going up there and set things aright

And when we get over there there won't be any need for you to go inside

And when we had thought about it long enough we declared war on the union

And your word of death it's here in my pistols and there in your rifles

Angels of mercy come to santo rio!

Any more of them you think

Anybody gets hit slap iron to it that's the fastest way to stop the blood

Anything from missouri has a taint about it

Anyway she says when she come to that trading post she didn't know this man zukie limmer was selling liquor

Anyway the three of them they've been chasing this outlaw and it just so happens old ten spot here knows all about it

Anyway this outlaw fellow he went up against five pistoleros

Are you all right

Are you just going to sit there or you going to see what he wants

Ashes to ashes dust to dust

Away from mississippi's veil with my old half ear for a sail I crossed upon a cotton bale to the rose of alabama

Beaver

Beaver ain't no good no more

Because of what you did here today i've got to kill that man

Because one didn't know where the shots were coming

Been on his trail along with this other fellow over here

Benny! come out!

Besides it ain't supposed to be easy to sneak up behind an indian

Better go with them boy

Bill longley creed taylor and all them other taylors down in gonzalez

Bloody bill is what they call me

Bring in this damn insurrectionist rebel

But he's coming back no matter how long I wait my lover is coming

But I been thinking I think it's them who owes an apology

But i'll hold on until you fellows get out of sight all right

But ten bears will move no more

But that one on the far left he had crazy eyes figured him to make the first move

But they put up a good fight and died the best they could

But you never can tell these comanches

By coincidence I happen to have a bottle of this remarkable elixir I could let you have for that exact amount

Call benny back there on the horse

Can you do that I can

Can you hear me boy now if you see me get up you stay there understand

Can you shoot a rifle i'll try

Can't say as I blame you for that only good business to play it safe

Captain redlegs terrill and five men against josey wales

Captain terrill I want you to currycomb the countryside

Captain terrill is a bloodthirsty son of a bitch!

Captain terrill is the regular federal authority now

Chato chato sit down

Cherokee huh yeah

Cheyenne chief black kettle he figures that she did not resist enough

Chief! chief! chief

Clouds are like dreams floating across a sky blue mind

Comanche comanches all right

Comancheros

Comancheros trade liquor and guns to comanche for horses

Comanches they won't like us killing these friends of theirs we better get moving

Come around here bitch come around here

Come here now you listen to me I want you looking real good when we get to ten bears you understand

Come on

Come on in let's get you cleaned up josey! no no! josey! no! josey! josey! no! josey! no!

Come on kid let's get this over with damn it!

Come sit down oh i'm so glad to see you!

Cottonwoods live oaks wild horses antelope lots of quail

Could we play a song for you

Could we play something you like come on

Creek with good water trees cattle black tailed deer

Cullen baker and captain bob lee been fighting over in fannin county

Damn you senator! you promised me those men would be decently treated

Did you come all this way to gawk if you don't work you don't eat around here didn't figure you for a loafer

Dismount disembark children

Do you dance no me neither

Do you know it no I think it was if

Do you really think you can shoot all those men down before they shoot you

Doing right ain't got no end

Don't hold back on account of me I can ride

Don't look at it boy it'll just make you get feelings in it

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

Don't swallow nothing but the juice

Dying ain't much of a living boy

Dying ain't so hard for men like you and me it's living that's hard when all you ever cared about has been butchered or ****d

Each year he has met with one of your bluecoat generals

Easy he brought them all in didn't he all but one

Endeavor to persevere

Every last mother's son of them wants that money you've got on wales' head

Everybody's looking for you

Everyone else has done it but us we're the last of the holdouts

Fighting for the just cause!

Figured we'd give you some ferrying business

Five thousand dollars to the one who gets him

Fix yourself

Fletcher good to see you

Fletcher i'm giving you a commission

Fletcher was in with them it was a trap!

Fletcher you go with captain terrill

Forget about that jamie

Fresh that little gal will bring maybe 20 horses

From governments you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight i've come here to give you either one or get either one from you

General sherman has come with more promises

Get down here boy lay across his neck keep him down there

Get it

Get me 10 muskrats and 30 beaver pelts and i'll give you red cloth

Get moving boy

Get out of the way!

Get ready little lady hell is coming to breakfast

Get something specially nice for laura lee for when I come back in the spring

Get that back! bring it back! bring that barge back! bring it back!

Get up girl get up!

Get up goddamn it!

Give me a bucket of that choc

Glad you stopped me when you did I might have killed her

God almighty!

Goddamn indian squaw!

Good because I ain't hauling you all over hell's creation dribbling blood over half of missouri

Good friend of mine

Got a nice dutch oven in the fireplace here

Got nowhere to go

Got to be an indian to know those things

Governments don't live together people live together

Grandma says it's our home it is all of ours

Grandma you've got to tread lightly now we're here in texas

Grandpa samuel and uncle enoch fell prey to comancheros

Grannie i'd rather have you sit right there with a bucket of powder and do the loading

Had to be him he had this scar right on his face right here

Halt! what's going on come on get him

He ain't going to hold up no ferry

He congratulated us and he gave us medals for looking so civilized

He died a proud member of senator jim lane's redlegs

He got three of them before they cut him down

He is a looter and a pillager!

He is dead he sure is dead dead all right

He knows he can do the best for us on the back of a horse

He might as well ride along with us hell everybody else is

He told me that

He was killed in the border war by missouri ruffians

He was traveling with an old injun and a squaw and some old lady and a scrawny girl

He won't come back

He'll be riding here in the morning

He'll be waiting there for us senator

He'll try to pick us off one by one he'll never do it at best he'll get two or three up front there

He's a guerrilla fighter he figures he can carry the fight to the enemy

He's from missouri where they're all known to be killers of innocent men women and children

He's going down into the valley to kill ten bears and as many of the men as he can

He's going to bring that cavalry over fast as he can yeah

He's got the first move I owe him that

He's heading north now but he'll turn southwest head for mexico

He's heading north now riding with a renegade indian

He's still there

He's the worst enemy those men have!

Hell i've been here way too long as it

Hell man can't you get her to shut up

Hell man can't you get her to shut up (2)

Hell pledge loyalty to the union you ought to have us turn around and bend over

Hell we showed these boys anyway

Help us out now

Help us! help us

Here have some beef jerky

Here take a little drink of this

Here we go come on come on yeah yeah

Here you go have a drink and think about it

Here's the man you asked for sir

Hey there josey!

Hey you! want to buy some indian scalps

Him and me will ride we've got a touch of the cramp

His name was josey wales yeah that's it josey wales

Hold it real still

Hound him senator

Hound this wales to kingdom come

How about the one on the right

How come you're doing this then i've got nothing better to do

How did you know which one was going to shoot first

How is it with stains

How many of them eight maybe nine horses and a couple of carts

How might you know that grannie

How much for all this stuff three dollars

How much for the ferry ride ten cents

How will he do that and come back here

Howdy howdy

Howdy howdy (2)

Howdy howdy (3)

Howdy howdy there

I advise you to turn back captain

I advise you to turn back you can catch him later

I ain't doing it

I ain't holding back on account of you you thick headed grasshopper

I am deeply sorrowed to hear this

I am sorry to hear that

I am ten bears

I bet we are at that

I came here like this so you'll know my word of death is true and that my word of life is then true

I came here to die with you or live with you

I can identify him and i'd certainly be glad to share in any reward

I could have missed

I could see him through this window when he shot my partner

I didn't know others hadn't surrendered

I didn't know which way to go

I didn't mean to offend him