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Home > The Outlaw Josey Wales Soundboard
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A horned toad can tell you which way to go
A horse the horses belong to these gentlemen more than likely that is i'm sure they'd sell you one
A man like wales lives by the feud
A man's got to do something for a living these days
A real frog strangler
A sweet tobacco posy is the rose of alabama
Abe watch out he's probably got another pistol in there
About a long time since we had anything to drink around here or anything else
Actually I was looking to gain an edge
After his lucy passed on he didn't show much interest in women
Ain't one of my generals
Alive no sir
All raise your right hands so I can take your oath
All right I want you men to raise your right hands what for so you can pledge loyalty to the union
All right let's move out
All right we can get to work dusting first
All that a fellow has to do is ride into that union camp down there raise his right hand and swear you'll be loyal to the united states
Alrighty i'll get you a horse
Always wanted to face out one of these big pistol fighters they raise all the fuss about
And each year he is pushed further across the plains
And every spring when the grass turns green and the comanche moves north he can rest here in peace butcher some of our cattle and jerk beef for the journey
And get those gents whatever they're drinking you too ma'am
And he said boy! you boys sure look civilized!
And how about you sir just a few bottles left you won't regret it
And I could rope my arms I fling round rose of alabama
And I further swear that though I be murderous
And i'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another
And if we try riding instead of thinking well we'll end up hanging by a rope by nightfall
And now the white man is sneaking up on me again
And recognize that it is one nation
And she says you are a great warrior and that she sort of belongs to you for what you done for her
And so there is iron in your words of life
And thank you lord for getting us together in texas
And thanks a lot for josey wales who you changed from a murdering bushwhacker on the side of satan to a better man in time to deliver us from the philistines
And the one second from the left he had scared eyes he wasn't going to do nothing
And then
And there's an old saying to the victors belong the spoils
And there's another old saying senator
And they said a man could get rich on reward money if he could kill you
And treading lightly is not my way
And we're going up there and set things aright
And when we get over there there won't be any need for you to go inside
And when we had thought about it long enough we declared war on the union
And your word of death it's here in my pistols and there in your rifles
Angels of mercy come to santo rio!
Any more of them you think
Anybody gets hit slap iron to it that's the fastest way to stop the blood
Anything from missouri has a taint about it
Anyway she says when she come to that trading post she didn't know this man zukie limmer was selling liquor
Anyway the three of them they've been chasing this outlaw and it just so happens old ten spot here knows all about it
Anyway this outlaw fellow he went up against five pistoleros
Are you all right
Are you just going to sit there or you going to see what he wants
Ashes to ashes dust to dust
Away from mississippi's veil with my old half ear for a sail I crossed upon a cotton bale to the rose of alabama
Beaver ain't no good no more
Because of what you did here today i've got to kill that man
Because one didn't know where the shots were coming
Been on his trail along with this other fellow over here
Benny! come out!
Besides it ain't supposed to be easy to sneak up behind an indian
Better go with them boy
Bill longley creed taylor and all them other taylors down in gonzalez
Bloody bill is what they call me
Bring in this damn insurrectionist rebel
But he's coming back no matter how long I wait my lover is coming
But I been thinking I think it's them who owes an apology
But i'll hold on until you fellows get out of sight all right
But ten bears will move no more
But that one on the far left he had crazy eyes figured him to make the first move
But they put up a good fight and died the best they could
But you never can tell these comanches
By coincidence I happen to have a bottle of this remarkable elixir I could let you have for that exact amount
Call benny back there on the horse
Can you do that I can
Can you hear me boy now if you see me get up you stay there understand
Can you shoot a rifle i'll try
Can't say as I blame you for that only good business to play it safe
Captain redlegs terrill and five men against josey wales
Captain terrill I want you to currycomb the countryside
Captain terrill is a bloodthirsty son of a bitch!
Captain terrill is the regular federal authority now
Chato chato sit down
Cherokee huh yeah
Cheyenne chief black kettle he figures that she did not resist enough
Chief! chief! chief
Clouds are like dreams floating across a sky blue mind
Comanche comanches all right
Comancheros trade liquor and guns to comanche for horses
Comanches they won't like us killing these friends of theirs we better get moving
Come around here bitch come around here
Come here now you listen to me I want you looking real good when we get to ten bears you understand
Come on
Come on in let's get you cleaned up josey! no no! josey! no! josey! josey! no! josey! no!
Come on kid let's get this over with damn it!
Come sit down oh i'm so glad to see you!
Cottonwoods live oaks wild horses antelope lots of quail
Could we play a song for you
Could we play something you like come on
Creek with good water trees cattle black tailed deer
Cullen baker and captain bob lee been fighting over in fannin county
Damn you senator! you promised me those men would be decently treated
Did you come all this way to gawk if you don't work you don't eat around here didn't figure you for a loafer
Dismount disembark children
Do you dance no me neither
Do you know it no I think it was if
Do you really think you can shoot all those men down before they shoot you
Doing right ain't got no end
Don't hold back on account of me I can ride
Don't look at it boy it'll just make you get feelings in it
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
Don't swallow nothing but the juice
Dying ain't much of a living boy
Dying ain't so hard for men like you and me it's living that's hard when all you ever cared about has been butchered or ****d
Each year he has met with one of your bluecoat generals
Easy he brought them all in didn't he all but one
Endeavor to persevere
Every last mother's son of them wants that money you've got on wales' head
Everybody's looking for you
Everyone else has done it but us we're the last of the holdouts
Fighting for the just cause!
Figured we'd give you some ferrying business
Five thousand dollars to the one who gets him
Fix yourself
Fletcher good to see you
Fletcher i'm giving you a commission
Fletcher was in with them it was a trap!
Fletcher you go with captain terrill
Forget about that jamie
Fresh that little gal will bring maybe 20 horses
From governments you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight i've come here to give you either one or get either one from you
General sherman has come with more promises
Get down here boy lay across his neck keep him down there
Get it
Get me 10 muskrats and 30 beaver pelts and i'll give you red cloth
Get moving boy
Get out of the way!
Get ready little lady hell is coming to breakfast
Get something specially nice for laura lee for when I come back in the spring
Get that back! bring it back! bring that barge back! bring it back!
Get up girl get up!
Get up goddamn it!
Give me a bucket of that choc
Glad you stopped me when you did I might have killed her
God almighty!
Goddamn indian squaw!
Good because I ain't hauling you all over hell's creation dribbling blood over half of missouri
Good friend of mine
Got a nice dutch oven in the fireplace here
Got nowhere to go
Got to be an indian to know those things
Governments don't live together people live together
Grandma says it's our home it is all of ours
Grandma you've got to tread lightly now we're here in texas
Grandpa samuel and uncle enoch fell prey to comancheros
Grannie i'd rather have you sit right there with a bucket of powder and do the loading
Had to be him he had this scar right on his face right here
Halt! what's going on come on get him
He ain't going to hold up no ferry
He congratulated us and he gave us medals for looking so civilized
He died a proud member of senator jim lane's redlegs
He got three of them before they cut him down
He is a looter and a pillager!
He is dead he sure is dead dead all right
He knows he can do the best for us on the back of a horse
He might as well ride along with us hell everybody else is
He told me that
He was killed in the border war by missouri ruffians
He was traveling with an old injun and a squaw and some old lady and a scrawny girl
He won't come back
He'll be riding here in the morning
He'll be waiting there for us senator
He'll try to pick us off one by one he'll never do it at best he'll get two or three up front there
He's a guerrilla fighter he figures he can carry the fight to the enemy
He's from missouri where they're all known to be killers of innocent men women and children
He's going down into the valley to kill ten bears and as many of the men as he can
He's going to bring that cavalry over fast as he can yeah
He's got the first move I owe him that
He's heading north now but he'll turn southwest head for mexico
He's heading north now riding with a renegade indian
He's still there
He's the worst enemy those men have!
Hell i've been here way too long as it
Hell man can't you get her to shut up
Hell man can't you get her to shut up (2)
Hell pledge loyalty to the union you ought to have us turn around and bend over
Hell we showed these boys anyway
Help us out now
Help us! help us
Here have some beef jerky
Here take a little drink of this
Here we go come on come on yeah yeah
Here you go have a drink and think about it
Here's the man you asked for sir
Hey there josey!
Hey you! want to buy some indian scalps
Him and me will ride we've got a touch of the cramp
His name was josey wales yeah that's it josey wales
Hold it real still
Hound him senator
Hound this wales to kingdom come
How about the one on the right
How come you're doing this then i've got nothing better to do
How did you know which one was going to shoot first
How is it with stains
How many of them eight maybe nine horses and a couple of carts
How might you know that grannie
How much for all this stuff three dollars
How much for the ferry ride ten cents
How will he do that and come back here
Howdy howdy
Howdy howdy (2)
Howdy howdy (3)
Howdy howdy there
I advise you to turn back captain
I advise you to turn back you can catch him later
I ain't doing it
I ain't holding back on account of you you thick headed grasshopper
I am deeply sorrowed to hear this
I am sorry to hear that
I am ten bears
I bet we are at that
I came here like this so you'll know my word of death is true and that my word of life is then true
I came here to die with you or live with you
I can identify him and i'd certainly be glad to share in any reward
I could have missed
I could see him through this window when he shot my partner
I didn't know others hadn't surrendered
I didn't know which way to go
I didn't mean to offend him