Lawyers Soundboard Edit

A good defense attorney can get a lot of mileage out of that

A lawyer huh can you think of anything that can get us out of this hole

All Out Of Lawyers

Attempted murder it's not like he killed someone this is a clear violation of my client's civil rights

Christ what could I say even a goddamn werewolf is entitled to legal counsel

He's the best lawyer in miami he's such a good lawyer that by tomorrow morning you gonna be working in alaska so dress warm

Hey what time do these lawyers go to work anyhow

I did not say they were lawyers you said they were lawyers

I don't care for lawyers do you

I guess i'm not a very good lawyer

I know a lawyer it'd be better if you knew a judge

I'm as much an attorney as you are a judge

If I get a good lawyer and strike up a deal I can be out of here in about 10000 years

If you should ask a harvard lawyer he'll charge you twenty dollars and he'll give you this advice

Lawyers are for sucks

Levey And Gruhin

Listen pal your client's a scumbag you're a scumbag and scumbags see the judge on monday morning!

Musharaf

My attorney understands this concept despite his racial handicap but do you

Now you show me a lawyer who hasn't made some enemies and i'll show you a notary public

Probably end up selling the thing in order to pay for all the lawyers

They don't look like lawyers to me

We ran everything we paid off cops we paid off lawyers we paid off judges

We told them we didn't want a lawyer chimp here would probably just kill him anyway

We're going to open next year that is if the lawyers don't kill me first

You want to conquer the world you're gonna need lawyers right

You're a thief close i'm an attorney

You're gonna need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over oh yeah