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About no, maybe 18 months or two years.
Again, not the dot, not the D OT.
And I tried that.
Are you Microsoft?
Are you online support?
Are you there?
At some point it's windows.
Because I hack the hackers, if you sent, the hackers are in my computing, they might be listening to us tell and then I'm in real trouble.
But then you were gone.
But you said you give me the pensioner discount.
Can you help me?
Did they? Did they steal my bank details?
Did you shut it down?
Do I have to read all that?
Do you know how to get them out of my computer?
Do you want me to move my mouse?
Do you want to allow this app to make changes to your device?
Doesn't matter.
Don't go too fast.
Dot dot dot dot.
Either Funny Fellow.
Have you ever have you ever seen anything this bad?
Hello, I understand.
Here we go.
Hey how you doing?
Hi I see that yes.
Hi yes I see. Hi.
Hi, I tried to pay a bill today for $50 on the computing on the Google eat and it came up and said pay 5000 because it's all doing these strange things.
Hold on I restart.
Hold on, hold on.
How do I will I still get the 50% discount?
How I don't like to tell you it's a lot of money.
How long have I been speaking to you? It's long time.
How long have we paid on the phone now? It's a long time.
How much do I have to pay for this?
I can hear you.
I can see what's happening, but I'm not touching anything.
I can see when you you when you're doing these things, it's very slow. It used to be much faster.
I can see you working are you? Are you Microsoft?
I clicked on that.
I didn't touch it.
I do believe on you, but I gave you, I gave you my phone number. That should be sufficient.
I do I do a specialized work and I don't pay my tax and then I got the I got the letter from the taxation then and he said here I owe him lots of money but I don't want him to know how much is in m...
I don't know why.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know. I thought it was you.
I don't understand these things.
I found it, yes.
I have no idea.
I hit the enter.
I taught my name.
I think it's for the breeding of like the files. When I read the files.
I told you it's I told you it's a bit slow, but it's doing something.
I went to the YouTube.
I'm 82 years old.
I'm back to a scam baiter.
I'm getting confused. Hold on please.
I'm I'm here.
I'm told you before. I'm not touching anything.
I've got a very large bill with the Taxation Department.
I've got the Microsoft software. I've got the windows.
Is it bad? Is it bad?
Is that is that good?
Is that the virus, do you think?
Is that why it except by our? Except why I've got the virus?
Is that you on my screen moving the mouse?
Is that you?
It appeared today.
It came in the email he came in the Google email.
It must be the virus.
It was after I went to.
It's broken.
It's called support connection and your 6 digit code then click.
It's I've got the small window small window.
It's shutting down it's shutting down.
Just noticed.
Like me, yeah, like me M he me.
Mobile personal emergency response system. What's that?
No no.
No, I don't know. I thought except was good.
No, I don't want to talk to the bank because I don't.
No, I don't. I don't know this one, I'm sorry.
No, I haven't done anything you told me.
No, I use the Google E.
No, it said the message earlier today it said, except an I I clicked on accept.
No, it's I have 7 phones.
No, no I'm not. I'm not touching anything, but when I went to do the banking today, it was doing this thing and like I said I wanted to pay a $50 bill. But I paid $5000 to these people.
No, nothing I'm not touching it.
No, there's no one sitting with me. I'm all on my own.
No, you might be the hacker. I don't know what to do now. I'm very concerned.
Now done.
Now it's doing something.
Of course.
Oh my mouse, it's moving.
Oh no, oh this is very serious.
Oh Sean.
Oh, am I going to be in serious trouble?
Oh, I don't know what I don't know how you do this.
Oh, I hope you can help me.
Oh, it's that good.
Oh, now I understand, I'm sorry.
Oh, So what do we have to do?
Oh, thank you, you're very helpful.
Oh, that's good. That's good. I thought I thought they were stealing my bank account details right now.
OK, a lot of them are doing that now.
OK, I'll do it again. Sorry I'm very sorry.
OK, thank you.
Says connecting
Show me type my name in there.
Shut down.
So I don't have to Facebook because they told me at the nursing home they told me that the Facebook is very dangerous.
Sorry, I'm very sorry.
Speak to me.
Stop download.
Tell me WW.
Tell me www.threeotyes
Thank you.
That's correct, that's what I have there.
That's correct.
That's good.
The googly googly
The man he was fixing, my computing.
The Taxation Department, because I owe the taxation people the money.
Then you would you did some beard.
There's a problem.
This is been happening all day and that's why I called you. I'm very concerned.
Very good.
Waiting for technician.
What are you going to do?
What are you typing now?
What do I do now?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do you do now?
What do you mean?
What does that? What does that mean?
What does this mean? Are at on my computer?
What help me what's this?
What sort of security I don't understand.
What to tell these typing things on my screen?
What's going on?
What's wrong please?
When I went to my banking it was doing this as well.
Where did you go?
Where do you think I am?
Who are you?
Why is it stopped?
Will it be just $5?
Will it cost more than $5?
Will it make my YouTube run normal?
Will you be able? Will you be able to fix it?
Yeah, are you, Michael?
Yeah, press the enter key.
Yes 740286.
Yes I can.
Yes I can. I'm reading it. Infection on network infection on computer infection on email ID infection. I don't have Facebook.
Yes, but I maybe then maybe the The Taxation Department would become involved. I don't want anything to do with the taxation about them.
Yes, but I think I think there's some problem because my mouse is moving by itself.
Yes, but then I did that today four times and when I turn it back on I will still getting those messages. People typing on my screen.
Yes, I did that.
Yes, I know how to do that. I go down to the bottom left corner and there's a windows like a square, a square one there and I put there.
Yes, I'm still here. Where did you? Where did you go?
Yes, I've done that.
Yes, it says it says type here.
Yes, it says stop every time stopped.
Yes, it's Open.
Yes, it's very slow.
Yes, it's windows, it's windows.
Yes, it's working, but it's very slow.
Yes, SUPPORT yes.
Yes, Willie.
Yes, Willie.
Yes, yes, I think that's for when I was reading the things on the documents.
Yes, you fixed it. It's running now.
Yes, you told me that.
You gone?
You mean in the googly?
You must be very good at your job.
You will fix it.
$5 I'm a pensioner.
100 megabit.
100 megabits speed.