The Grand Tour - Waze GPS Edit

Accident reported ahead. He'd caution and do actually mind.

Are you ready for some safe and reliable driving instruction?

Are you ready for the best backseat drivers you've ever had? Yep. Let's get this show on the road.

At the roundabout.

Be on the lookout. A hazard has been reported ahead.

Continue straight.

Exit left.

Exit right.

Have a pleasant Dr.

Have a pleasant Dr. Well as pleasant as you can have with us re navigating your route.

Heavy traffic reported ahead. Although actually when you think about it, all traffic is heavy, otherwise it would blow away, wouldn't it?

I'm ready. Are you ready yet?

In 0.1 miles.

In 1.5 kilometers.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In 800 meters.

In half a mile.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

Keep left.

Keep right.

Make AU turn. That's turning your car around to go in the completely opposite direction.

Police reported ahead put both hands on the wheel and pay special attention.

Red light camera ahead, Good job. We don't have those on the ground tour.

Sit back, relax and let the dulcet tones of James May guide you safely into a deep slump. Sorry to your destination. What could possibly go wrong?

Sitting comfortably? Seat belt on. Ready. Good. Then let's begin the tour.

Speed trap ahead. We wouldn't recommend speeding, but you didn't expect to hear that from us. You're welcome.

Take the 4th exit.

Take the 5th exit.

Take the 6th exit.

Take the 7th exit.

Take the first exit.

Take the second exit.

Take the third exit.

Then.

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Tires Check. Lights. Check. Wipers Check. Three Co drivers full of sparkling wit and repartee? Triple check. Let's go.

Tires. Check. Lights. Check. Wipers. Check. Ready. Set. Let's start driving.

Turn left.

Turn right.

You have reached your destination. Well done, although frankly I did all the hard work.