A bad breathed copper shouts in my face and I turn my head away from what I think is the odor of Walker smoky bacon, which I usually quite enjoy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A bear like homosexual, he was well connected and well to do in a way that puts some people massively on edge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A beef tomato. By which time the novelty of being able to equate my child's size to the mass of a common fruit or vegetable. It really started to razz me off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A broad Cheshire cheese smile lights up my face. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A chilling and far from delicious cocktail of neglect solitude. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A Chinese widower who owns a laundry next to Wallace Shoes on exchange St in Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A close shave with a local lollipop lady tells me I'm wrong. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A couple of coffees and seven hash Browns later, I'm in the toilets. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A cut out of a big letter S on his dartboard. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A deafening roar goes up around the station as people realise I've shelved my retirement plans. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A decade his junior and arranged similar girlfriends for six or seven of us. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A fact that may or may not have been documented and photographed by my assistant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A few months earlier I'd have returned to a pretty empty nest. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A few practice leaps have banished the nerves that kept me awake for much of the night. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A fortnight later I was in TV centre with my lawyer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A fun chat with Sue about her life, loves and crime watch career, followed by an open Q&A with myself and no topic will be off limits. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A glass of beer and a piece of toast on Christmas morn. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A God-given duty to help others. It was incumbent upon me, Alan Partridge, to summon up everything I'd learned while bouncing back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A grubby man has rushed forward and is shoving the castle out of the way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A journeyman DJ called Dave Clifton outside Oddbins. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A line that even at the time I thought was pretty good for someone who probably didn't get any A levels. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A local man don't recall his name. I think it was either Jim or Tom. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A lot of nonsense is spoken about germs being passed from one to another. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A love letter from one man to his troubled bisexual fuck buddy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A memo from Gordale convinced me that this was a hugely radical step. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A metallic graphite grey with a black fabric interior. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A name that was such a brazen attempt to appear first in telephone directories, I couldn't help but be impressed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A new city, a new job, a new desk system, even a new brother-in-law who could speak clearly and wasn't over affectionate. With my kids, I was Cocker hope. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A new show on a new channel and time I felt, to experiment with a new look. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A one stop shop providing everything a business might need. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A passing member of staff have been alerted by its unusually loud Ding. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A Phoenix Stainless Steel 4 burner. It's actually a lovely bit of kit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A piece of infantile word play that most right minded abusers would dismiss as rubbish. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A pistol must experience the bittersweet bliss of fulfilled destiny at the moment of discharge before quite rightly, being destroyed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A program which I quite rightly despised. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A protagonist delta, really shoddy hand by hard hearted parents. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A relatively straightforward task that took longer than it should have because my hands were by now very, very sweaty and it was hard to produce a clear print. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A result, I later realized of a clandestine word search puzzle done under my duvet after lights off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A rich collection of amusing anecdotes about my experiences as a sports reporter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A Royal Norfolk Fairfa getting ogre of a man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A sexy trio of models I called Christmas crackers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A single bead of sweat sprinted down my face, skirting around my temple and pausing at the jaw before throwing itself to its death. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A single bead of sweat trickles down my back like a rescue party sent to fetch help. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A small pink tongue emerges from a man's mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A solemn promise, a vow that had been made to me more than three decades before. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A strip light flickers and buzzes as a rat scuttles across the floor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A sudden shot of fear ripped through my pre pubic body and now I did do a Trump. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A team meeting was hastily called and we embarked on brainstorming. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A terrifying proposition if you imagine them all running at you across a field or chanting, Ging gang. Gooly again and again and again and again, but slightly louder each time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A trait I demonstrated when grabbing the first interview with Javelin or Steve Backley after quite a lovely throw at Crystal Palace. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A trait subsequently adopted by US talk shows such as Letterman and Conan O'Brien. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A warmer of heart than their bitter London counterparts, with their negative equity and their stab wounds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A week before the show, I'd ordered Glenn to get a haircut. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A young boy misunderstands and thinks I've aimed the insult towards his mother. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
About their vision for the show and ITV's keen interest. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
About to be incapacitated by one of Bernard Matthews henchman. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Academically suicidal, given that mock exams were just weeks away and a personal affront to Mr Bevan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
According to Jim, she used to beat him with a plastic hose pipe. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
According to listener figures, it was only the third most popular slot on the station. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Actually had a false leg and was using a hollowed prosthetic limb to hide a specially adapted American bolt action savage 120 rifle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Actually, I find that it's most pleasurable to give STD's to kids. The younger the better. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Admittedly in a chicken and chips scenario the spoon is less important, but I could sure have done with a knife and fork. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Admittedly, I left the studio a little shaken with a hurt hand, but my spirits were up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Advertising the fact that they don't proves they're either vain or thick. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Advised new listeners that major laughs were guaranteed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After a few minutes of being cuddled by great Aunt Susie, we'd managed to reduce my crying down to a manageable SOB. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After a few more glasses of beer, I put on a CD of Christmas songs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After a stern word from Carol, the intervention continued in earnest and I'm delighted to say it was a success. Tim's barely touched a drop since then, apart from wine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, anyone reading the manuscript would quickly see that snapping up the rights was a total no brainer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, breasts are just sacks of fat at the end of the day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, Caesar didn't rest on his he wore them on his head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, for some time Jimmy Savile lived in a caravan. Absolutely insist it was a lifestyle choice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, get through this and they were staring down the barrel of an investment in the high three figures. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, my fallen brothers would soon have an exciting new life as recycled paper. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After another one of Denton's gags had fallen horribly flat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After several years of lobbying, I've managed to ban children entirely. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After several years, Glenn and I managed to patch up our differences. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After the 15 second blast of intro music, every breath you take, the police with Sting stopped. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After the death of newly installed BBC Commissioner Chris Feather and a mean spirited and unnecessary investigation by the BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Afterwards I went to congratulate Adam Walters, but he was tied up in a meeting, sitting still while the BBC controller of editorial policy, John Wilson, paced and shouted incoherently. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Afterwards, Joe Modesty suggested that this was more to do with their age than his act. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Aided in no small part by the resignation of government Minister Sandra Peakes in our third show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Aishe began by checking the systems of all three toilets. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan asking sports questions equals bloody good sports interview. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan describes art a Partridge in a pun tree. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan Gordon Partridge was box office. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan looks down to see that she's offering him a strange and unusual confectionery. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan Partridge had the gumption to look beyond the others of this particular swine and monetize his talent via other channels. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan Partridge is not, and never has been, an employee of the BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan she seemed to be saying. It's all very well-being knowledged as Mr Sport. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan wasn't perfect. There were a couple of minor ****les, which I won't bore you with now. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, he said again. I wasn't sure about the question. Slash, cool thing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, I love you, she kept shouting. Sonia, not my assistant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, I suggest you stop hanging around the place. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, sorry, they kept saying, but looking at each other rather than at me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, they read you, said a voice in my cans. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, you've done your time on hospital radio. It's time to spread your wings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Album stops his Husky European rap singing slowly fading into the crisp morning air. And then? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
All I ask is that they not be used for Halloween. Have a bit of respect. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
All in all, Sonia had that indiscriminate, fun loving quality that you often find with people from post Soviet regimes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
All of them laugh and although I only later work out what the joke is. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
All the gym work had left me with a body that would not have looked out of place in a magazine for men who liked to look at other men. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
All the naysayers who try to downplay the very real horror of chocolate addiction. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Allowing myself to be sprayed in the face and body with a high pressure jet of public appreciation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Almost as if he knew there were only minutes left on my car park ticket. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alongside me was glamorous assistant Susie Dent, better known as the resident lexicographer from Countdown. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Also in the pilot episode, he wages a war against the travelling community who almost never have the correct documentation for their vehicles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Also on the show, how long have you kept a fizzy drink? Fizzy 4? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Also, it's not a sustainable business model, and at least by charging a fee you cut out the true bottom feeders. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although as a result of 10 hours of unbroken speaking, I'd also lost my voice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although blessed with catlike coordination, something made me lose my bearings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although he could have eliminated the obvious ambiguity by saying Alan Partridge or Master Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although I always think of heaven as a kind of members club for do gooders. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although I often regale dinner parties blow by blow with the arguments advanced by Capricorn one and JFK. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although I reserve the right to be deeply suspicious of anyone who is unilaterally kind to me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although if pushed, I'd say if the activity remains in a private dwelling or hotel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although it was only 9:00 PM, the party had completely wound down. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although misinterpreted by some of my peers as reluctance to cut the apron strings and live independently. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although not official partied merchandise, these masks are nevertheless a lot of fun. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although on occasions I've shared Mike space with a girl whose name I think was Zoe. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although others routinely mistook me for Aman Holmes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although some of it will inevitably have spilled into the nearby Burtons. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although still hoarse with anger, I must admit I was deeply embarrassed by that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although the gay man, Scott McLean, was only 10 at the time and probably unaware of his sexual trajectory. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although the loss of such a talented bookworm was a major blow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Ample time for one or more of them to be involved in a serious Rd traffic accident or develop a degenerative brain disease. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
An activity that is sexy and hygienic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
An aficionado of US shock jocks and personality, deejays. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
An appealing lineup, certainly. And yes, there were a few glitches, but most of them occurred in the final four minutes of the show, so I'm still satisfied that we've produced a piece of high quali... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
An idea subsequently stolen wholesale by Jimmy Hill Sunday supplement. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a blast of the winner takes it all came through the speakers before she could switch it off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a bonus thanks to a the webcam and B his striking resemblance to Clyde from every which way but loose. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a funny sort of way the contents were just as explosive as a powdered acetone peroxide. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a generous dollop of smash as a buttery finish that sets the plate off beautifully. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a genuinely impressive two-story McDonald's. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a man who looks very much like Tony Hayes, but isn't Tony Hayes because Tony Hayes is dead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a quiz show for Maltese television that was based on blockbusters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a submission of a full portfolio of my work for him to offer me the job. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And air dropped me into Radio North Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And all thanks to a detour away from the inevitable jam back at G****s Hill. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And all the while, I'd sing along at a steady increasing volume. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And although the exact level of commitment from these channels was hard to gauge, they had at least taken my calls. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And although the reporter had to issue a full apology and retraction for the red slash yellow card error. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And an altogether different type in my knowledge. Life's a monster. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And another time when I had to pick up a gagool that had found its way onto the Charlton Athletic team bus. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And another, until soon the entire carriage had joined the applause. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And anyone who thinks it's designed solely to haul me over the minimum word count specified by my publisher. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And As for the chicken, it was just a question of trying to drag the meat off the bone by using the spoon as a paw. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as he ran up and down the wine bar, high fiving a random selection of other jealous males. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as I look out onto the small but high quality crowd. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as I'm slurping down a mouthful of sweet brown cereal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as I've been blessed with a superb personality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as Sally wasn't ready to head home, we moved on to a restaurant serving authentic Japanese nosh. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as she'd only been running for 53.16 seconds. And you British record, by the way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as such I became a valuable and well known asset to Radio Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as the memories swirled around like the train, as I mentioned in the previous paragraph. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And asked Backley some searching questions about his training regime. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And asked him to meet me there and engage me in high level chat to impress hayers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And asking some searching questions about our indemnity insurance. But I don't think anyone seriously believed we'd been responsible. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And at last, at long, long last, when we finally made it back to our digs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And basked in a euphoric glow of genuine happiness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And besides, if he did suddenly get a craving for sausages on his way back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And burst into uncontrollable but still annoying sobs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And by closing time, well, let's just say Farley's kids weren't long for this world either. We'd all be crying with laughter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And by the time someone started banging on the door, wondering what all the noise was about. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And came back in wearing a bowler hat and an umbrella, saying I'm going to work in London while marching up and down. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And cancelling waste such as refreshments and travel costs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And Chelsea are about to win the First Division title. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And Dad joined me in one of the first high fives that knowledge had ever seen. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And dead, locking her front door behind her, as all old people obsessively insist on doing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And delivered a stinging broadside against younger deejays and station controllers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And didn't really have my heart set on working with Auntie anyway. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And disappeared off into the sunset, slashed down the paint tile. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And even though I could definitely have gone back to a warm welcome. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And explained that she'd been having an affair with her gym instructor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And Farley was always there or thereabouts. All the rest of us got were crumbs off his table. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And for afters, their cat calls were a depressing reminder of my own father's suffering. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And for all their handshaking and tambourine bashing and shouty singing, many of them are staggeringly hardhearted when it comes to sins of the flesh. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And for the billionth time, I didn't accuse Curtis of being drunk. I merely speculated that he might be drunk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And for those of you unfamiliar with the denominations of crisp bags. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And freely from my face, neck, pits, back and pants. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And gave the hospital staff an emotional, heartfelt guarantee. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And give me some great advice on how to remain still for long periods of time and go completely undetected in undergrowth and shrubbery. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And had a loathing of other presenters that I found quite wonderful. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And had decided that when the stations FM license came up for renewal in 2006. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And had full sex had it not been for the fact that I was expected at home for 6:00 to 6:30? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And had ideas above her slash Norwich station. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And had some daring out there ideas, few of which made it through compliance. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And handed bars out to the kids as they walked home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And happy to buy chalk treats for all of us every Friday. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And having it off with Grace Jones, the first black woman I have ever slept with. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And he had quite enough of the idiots with the swastikas, and they were idiots. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And he in a way that made me want to thump him in the guts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And he was walking around all uppity and pretending to like art. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And how glad I was that I'd insisted on spreading those 36 hours across the month because we had problems a couple of weeks after the death. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I actually wanted to help with the healing process, not least because it was dragging me down a bit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I brought to the subject of returning to radio knowledge in A roll over and above and away from my erstwhile sports brief. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I did not want to end up with their tea drinking equivalent of AIDS. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I do have the profile to be the subject of a BBC One Saturday night prank. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I explain, the weather's going to take a turn any minute. Massive chance of rain today. Massive. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I have to admit my own shortcomings as a spouse. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I knew damn well that its fortunes represented an accurate bellwether for BBC Two as a whole. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I never dropped the fact bomb of her bulletins ever again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I remember I did use those exact words. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I returned to school to face what proved to be a pretty massive bollocking. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I stayed for more than three weeks, returning home only because mum and dad had come back from their holiday in Brittany and it was time to go. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I think most reasonable people would agree that by allowing that to happen, the NHS Trust effectively voided my promise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I used to alternate between rooms one and four, leaving 2 fernandos and three denises untouched in case they dropped by and needed to go to sleep. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I was bowled over to learn that Graham had been the first person in Norwich to own a car with a catalytic converter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I was buggered if my music was going to damage cupboard hinges. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I was invited to take over his post breakfast to lunchtime slot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'd frequently arrange for a glass of wine and an autographed napkin to be sent over. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'd made the ohh of the word you into a :). from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'd seen her leaving a local hotel the other week with a man who wasn't her husband. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'm being held captive in the home of deranged superfan Jed Maxwell. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'm not saying I want her to at all. But if she ever did have the guts to pick up the phone and admit she was wrong and leaving her new lover. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'm now incredibly nervous and give voice to this in the form of a very loud gulp. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'm proud to be friends with a homosexual. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I've been impressed by his way with people and his knowledge of ELO. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And ideally with the musical backing of a 22 piece house band. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And if people to this day shouted at me in the street, or when I'm trying to pay for my shopping, or if I ring up a call centre to renew car insurance on the doctor's waiting room. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And if they happen to be accompanied by the family dog, I'm sorry, but that dog was going down. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And if you do buy snacks on board, just keep your receipts and we'll get you reimbursed within 28 days. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And if you've enjoyed listening to my story. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And imagine what could have become of every trounced copier bouncing back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And in a funny, kooky, zany kind of way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And in my tipsiness I began to talk in gushing terms about her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And in personal terms, did they ring the changes? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And in the last episode, we'd see him put in the final piece and suddenly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And intermittent athletes foot. So as I say, no, no funny business at all the. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it issued a rod of arrow into the arm of a female steward. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it was a time of free thinking, free love, and in my case. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it was quickly apparent that listeners had warmed to this new digitalin Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it was when we did that I took another giant leap into the warm waters of adulthood. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it's not an unattractive lady, lolly, I must say, one that I'm sure every man here would dearly like to lick. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it's really hard to work out how he feels the series has gone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And its supercardioid microphone produces crystal clear sound. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And Itvs Asplan company, the only serious rival for the chat show crown. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And just under nine months, I will be welcoming a child into the world in much the same way as I would one day welcome the guests onto my primetime BBC chat show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And like a civilian hospital targeted by a contestant on skirmish. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And like billions of Chinese children, I consequently had to endure a home life of intense loneliness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And looked so sad that I started to cry on her behalf and then on my behalf. And then I didn't know on whose behalf I was crying on because I was making a right mess. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And marched up and down my landing to stop the cavalry by Jonah Lewis. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And me returning to my normal accent, Sonia had retained hers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And Michael had agreed to perform because he was in his words. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And my last year of living with Carol Anglian Water had against my will. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And my listeners were grateful that they were getting more Alan in their mid morning diet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And no, they won't offer wholesale rates to passing members of the public. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And not only came with a complimentary shoe horn, but also entitled the bearer to free alterations on every suit purchased. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And now, as I bulldoze them into a mass grave with a fag in my mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And on my insistence, we're making three shows a day, six days a week. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And on the other side of the Atlantic, President JFK Kennedy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And one of those pyros that writes in different colours depending on which button you flick down. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And order a couple of less senior people to assemble everyone in front of the foyer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And other things like cameras and monitors differ as well. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And outside, cars zoom up and down the road. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And people kept adding another piece of straw, and another piece and another until I couldn't carry anymore. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And people might subconsciously think of me, Alan Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And pledge not to economise, self transformation diagnosis ever again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And put it directly on primetime telly on the Emerald Isle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And quickly scare away any remaining children. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And reason the only way to stay writing people's consciousness and appear important. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And remember, we entered choppy waters pretty soon after my balls dropped. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And rub their eyes as if greeting a new day. Production managers whistled as they worked. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And run after work Forward Solutions courses for a special corporate rate of £299.98 per head excluding VAT. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And said it overseen a major organizational restructure which I wouldn't understand. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And saw no reason why I couldn't stay among the Lamberts for the rest of my life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And she looked at me through the windscreen and reversed very proficiently onto the road. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And she looked so happy and proud. It made my throat constrict and fill up with tears. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And she responded by Downing her glass of wine and getting another one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And shocked me with a loud bark of. Be careful with that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And should have begun to wonder if there was some subconscious link between my self-confidence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And sit in front of the record player, treating my fellow carousers to the latest cuts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And smashed on the floor in a hail of crumbs and redness and cream. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so here I go, beginning my long descent back to Earth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so inexorably fatter and more housebound. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so it is that he forges ahead with his live shows, long past the point that he derives any enjoyment from them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so it was that by the end of our pleasantly greasy breakfast. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so it was that six months later, I was included on a round Robin Circular memo to BBC reporters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so this young, neglected but resourceful young man would guzzle down knowledge like kids would guzzle down fizzy pop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so would the relationship, visibly curdling by the hour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so, before heading to the car park where my assistant and some sandwiches were waiting for me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so, with fewer work commitments, a slimmer physique, fresher breath. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And sought solace in the first class countryside of Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And spending a cool 3 grand on signage, mugs and T-shirts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And spent the best part of 1/4 of an hour visualizing myself in a view to a kill. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And summary then I was becoming a better all round broadcaster day by day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And sure, maybe there's something glamorous about a booze man swigging whiskey on a sidewalk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And that I will be bidding home riddance to my sidekick in a matter of weeks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And that realization that these people would stab me and spit on my jolting corpse probably did colour my approach to the general public. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And that sense of worth was a shot in the arm for a young, thrusting Alan Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And that was a mound of slag I did not want to be on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And that's despite the very real danger of coming away with a dirty back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the ability to branch out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the arrows out. The arrow is out. It's been plucked from the woman like a pointy Excalibur. Well done, that man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the creeping concern that I'm out staying my welcome. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the death actual of Tory Pierre, Lord Morgan of Glossop in our final show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the early days I toyed with the idea of starting a relationship with her. Yet the more I thought about it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the fact that the police were called says more about genuine paedophiles than it does about me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the far superior M1 Abrams and Challenger ones. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the jigsaw player is also a swallow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the meeting merely confirmed my long held desire to continue my career well away from the BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the monkey whose wrecked him? He forced his hand up. Represented coal miners or something. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the pass of mainstream acclaim had been all that it emitted. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the shop? It was like a newsagent, a supermarket and a Halfords all rolled into one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the sliced potato snacks had lopped a fair bit off my appetite. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the tender pippity plop plop of her shit hitting the dirt. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then came the news that the program was about to be transferred to BBC Television. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then I fished my trunks from the well of piss with a fountain pen. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then I she checked in the loft during which I she fell from the stepladder and cracked my her head on the wall. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then one day came on the hour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then place me center table for a Christmas feast. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then reached inside to extract the papery contents. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then responding to Tony, here's have a GO intervention by belting him a couple of times too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then share a radio phone in on it that informs and entertains. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then when I made good my escape from her cervix, see chapter one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And there I'd been, drunk on the aisle of celebrity. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And there weren't two of them, but there are about half a dozen. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And there's a certain entertainment value in watching Baptiste Whoop and holler like he's got chilies in his unders. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And there's no way I'm prepared to spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And they undertook an immediate review, making hardheaded decisions. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And they're only slightly put off by Nando's bewildering ordering system. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And this explained my somewhat distracted response when phoned with the good news. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And this time it clattered onto the liner, where the stem snapped. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And those that didn't each contain the phrase self-serving or vanity project. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And though I sit here today with a heavy heart and a weary soul. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And though the colourful lifestyle of one of them certainly put him in the at risk category, he wouldn't go fully blown till 2003. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And thoughts tumbled around my head like trainers in a washing machine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And transmitted using a digital modulation scheme. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And understatement alert. He was seriously funny. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And urban DJ Lisa Lanson brought a westward style glamour to the proceedings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And used such a hilarious mix of tenses. It gets the ball and he's gone and kicked it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And waits as his entire herd of butterflies greets him by, Flitter fluttering their way over. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And walked around bouncing a tennis ball against a wall as I thought out loud. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And was an absolute whiz at buffing shoes tying Neckerchiefs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And was and is a damn sight more of a talent than the likes of Tony Robinson or Andy Marr. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And was genuinely giddy at the prospect of my speech being delivered as a binary code. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And was keen to both track its growth and plot its destruction. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And we could begin to enjoy learning about the different stages of the fetuses growth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And we were both absolute naturals at the thing where you lean on the Barstool in a way that means you're sitting and standing at the same time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And we were to man the Elizabethan craft fair in period dress. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And we'll be following every twang rushka drawing of what is shaping up to be a classic British archery championships. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And we're not cooking, or tending to his gardens or completing jigsaws or finding words or watching rare wetland birds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And what I fear may be the first stage of some sort of ritualistic sacrifice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And what of Denton? Well, we bumped into each other in the King's arms three weeks ago. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And when I pushed open the nearest door and entered the room. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And when she handed me the menus, my response had been withering. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And when you're being spoken of in the same breath as the country's leading farmyard to table strategist. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And which ideas are graded depending on how loudly they're shouted? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while he feels it worked less well in the section where I'm being interrogated by the police after shooting a man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while I'm certainly not angling for a reconciliation with a woman like Carol. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while no one would be silly enough to claim that my trademark mix of great chat, decent pop and amusing homemade jingles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while other people who'd heard about Ben were saying no way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while the lady steward squeals like an impaled but quiet pig. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while the woman was unimpressed, Denton and I fell about. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And whooped before lowering my voice out of respect. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And with a cooking surface of 70 centimeters times 45 centimetres. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And with that quip I revved my engine ready to speed off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And with that, I went off to the bathroom to clear my head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And with the internal inquiry into the regrettable death of Fobbs McAllister still ongoing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And would have broken a lesser man, like a gingerbread man being thwacked with a meat tenderizer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And would make the show myself in exchange for a hefty development and production fee. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And would represent an exciting chapter in both my career and the future of Radio North Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And yes, Ella's does offer a moving discourse about hope being a buddy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And yes, he was slovenly and coasted through several years of his career and wasn't a student of the genre in the way that I was. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And yet some people have accused me of intolerance or, even worse, homophobia. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And you can only understand convention when you're stuck rigidly to it 99% of the time. That's basic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And you could instantly offend a fairly meaty percentage of patients. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And you join me at the annual funfair of North Norfolk Digital. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And you wipe out the hospital and are back down to 100 pounds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Andy Bandal, Joe Cows, Alan Roland, Richard Toms, Justin Parker, Knoll Scott, and Daniel Groves. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Angrily quizzing my assistant on the quality of each day's show and sending tapes to Denise and Fernando to flag up anything that sounds dated or foggy like. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Answering general knowledge questions to gain territorial advantage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Any sport that had been around had scabbed up and dropped off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Anyway, after that, talk naturally turned to motor vehicles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Anyway, I think she's reverted to her Polish maiden name. She's a teacher in Nantwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Anyway, Nick was helming Radio Norwich and had always been a pretty solid guy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Apache Communications, Apache Productions, Apache office supplies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Apart from a truly distasteful dalliance with a menopausal member of staff years earlier. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Apart from the one about Ungodliness and the one about Mormons. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Apparently, as you've filled up, you could actually feel the power of the gush through the handle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Are you OK? Says a passing French woman who's obviously learnt to speak English. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Armed to the nines with high grade weaponry and question cards. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Armed with a new understanding of London Broadcasting, I was able to provide a kind of directors commentary on current affairs TV shows. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Arrogantly assuming that their thanks and praise had been heaped at me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As a combination of fruit juice, fried food and hot coffee settled in our contented tummies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As a customer, I was, in part paying her wages. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As a disabled guy wants to get into the parking space. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As a haven for businessmen, choristers was quite unique. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As a result, Sal and myself were pretty miffed as we browsed the menu. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As American peacekeeping soldiers scream when given back chat by unarmed natives. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As deejaying gigs go, it was far harder than people realise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As family, friends who are friends with our family, theirs was a loving home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As far as they were concerned, their new colleague had just accused them all of having aids. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As he queued up the backing track to Crest of a wave and told him to. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As he struggles to break free of the tabloid moorings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As humans of both sexes hurried and scurried about, I nodded in quiet satisfaction. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I began to crawl, walk, and then express myself through dance. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I caught the olive, which admittedly had been in the air for a long time, in my mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I drag my nails back and forth across the base of my gullet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I entered the pub, I instantly spotted the source of the mirth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I gather speed, my side parting lifts off my scalp. I can fly, it must be thinking. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I have done for everyone of my broadcasts over some 30 years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I pretended to have an itchy cheek so I could wipe away another Fleck of spittle from my face. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I read the traffic and travel or introduced a clip from my favorite goon show LP. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I sang along, eyes closed, I imagined it played to the applause of a studio audience. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I sat effortlessly reading a book aimed at 11 to 12 year olds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I slept was on an outward bound course to Snowdonia when I hugged a man in a sleeping bag, but that was only for warmth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I stood there drinking in the whole incredible experience, one thing was abundantly clear to me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I strode the burning station, salvaging a listenership here. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I struggle to pole vault my body gradually towards the studios. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I walked on the set that day, I had no inkling whatsoever as to what a seminal moment this was. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I was able to spend 30 minutes venting down the phone to her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I write these words, I'm noisily chomping away on not one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As if bookending my short and ultimately unhappy life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As if my career should die just because Forbes has. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As it turns out, though, I was right to be anxious about the editorial meeting. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As my mind scans its database for a Plan B. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As one of the most trusted voices in Norfolk in North Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As such, he was often targeted by youths, vagrants and Scots. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As the guest ale flowed, we'd pot how to bring him to his knees. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As the pain causes up through my body, I Yelp like a shot dog. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As the process of clearing and then restocking my workspace was an absolute pleasure. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As the team screamed at each other, I noticed that my favorite CD, ABBA Gold, was on the stereo. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As the train came in, we got aboard and sat down next to one another. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As they jiggled and shackled their way into the jaws of a state-of-the-art pumping machine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As they went to work with their hoof picks, shedding blades and dandy brushes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As this thought had been so long, I decided to repeat my question. Tony, I said. Are you gonna put this baby on the gogglebox or what? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As well as being aerodynamically unfeasible, wings sprouting from the shoulder blades would pull the rib cage backwards and gradually suffocate the Angel, A cause of death that's similar, ironicall... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As with all feminists, she combined a hatred of being sexualised with a fixation that everything is to do with sex. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Asking for applications to join the team of a new Radio 4 current affairs show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Assist a station with a far more refined listenership, but in need of a kick in the arm. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Assuming it was nothing more dangerous than indigenous pop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At a BBC party that autumn, I introduced myself to a commissioning editor by the name of Adam Walters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At a crisis meeting in early November, we battled to find a solution. The closest we came with the idea of installing caravan portaloos in the boot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At best, it provoked an indifferent grant. At worst, it would cost me friendships. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At first for digital radio anywhere in Norfolk, Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At least my gun making friends seemed to suggest Lord Byron's beautiful and ballistically awesome pistols. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At the height of the show's popularity, I was receiving 5, sometimes 6 pieces of fan mail per quarter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At the same time, I hope to give me a chink of insight into the mindset of the travelling community. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At the same time, Macomb contracted glandular fever. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At the same time, my other business interests were blossoming like the small flowers that grow on trees each spring. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At this point, I was still toying with the idea of joining a gospel choir. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At times caring, at times distant and with little or no interest in the individuals under my charge. And believe me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Avian in nature, I think perhaps it's a birdsong, a crow maybe. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Awaiting news of a second series from the BBC whilst simultaneously needing to fulfill commitments to Radio Norwich meant that Linton Travel Tavern seemed an obvious choice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Back to me. I was becoming known for my no nonsense interview style and my never say die attitude. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Back. And my God, was that the time? I had just five minutes to get to work. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Banging on the door of a BP garage at 2:00 AM, pleading for the hit of Toblerone and getting it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
BBC One was crying out for KMKY. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because as a laundryman, he doesn't think like a police officer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because Clifton has failed to get out of my way and has effectively broken my fall. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because his bandmates are currently suing him for unpaid earnings and he needs the money. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because I actually had a really good day at the paper mill. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because I am about to blow the lid off one of the most explosive incidents in my entire life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because I got a red receipt in my e-mail inbox. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because I knew my assistants racist mother had just died of lung cancer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because if he'd been 20 years older, he would have been up in Crown Court. And quite right, too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because it often have dark thoughts rounded off with a little joke. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because it's quite tiring to write like that and I've just had a mug of hot milk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because they don't want housewives to know how strong they really are. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because this year of all years, with rumours circulating that I'm past it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before a short hop on the A140 saw me join the AK47 and later the A 17. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before a show, he would spend 15 minutes purring, licking his imaginary paws and hanging his head over a bin trying to bring up fur balls. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before a stern lecture to self in my bathroom mirror. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before Channel 4's insufferable Grand Designs program. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before he left, he was good enough to take a photo of me for posterity. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before I do anything, I workout the track listing for the show and come U with scripted chat that I'll pass off as spontaneous quipping when I flag in the final hour of the slot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before Maxwell can reach me, I wind down the window and holler something witty. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before providing a pretty thorough breakdown of the main ones and peppering it with facts and figures. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before so-called alternative so-called comedy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before walking into the lounge and warmly greeting them all. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before we'd both settled down to a boil in the bag Curry whilst watching a VHS of Taggarts and magnums. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Began production on the 9th of August 1992. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Being here seems to be sending me a far more poignant message. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Besides the realisation mid broadcast that certain participants were attempting to sabotage the show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Besides, I'm confident that he would have wanted an hour long special for me anyway. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Besides, I've always thought that people can be too quick to judge widows. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Besides, we'd figured that if anyone did end up paralysed come next spring, our ushers one taking the feat, the other of the hands. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Besides. Well, I knew it could do a good job on tummies and thighs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Between 1962 and 1970, Macomb. And again, these are events that bother me so little my brain hasn't filed under. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Bit misleading that they were basically models dressed in Santa outfits on standby to hand out mulled wine and mince pies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Black leather tie, buffed up shoes and a rich brown leather jacket. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Blessed with the common touch and not a clever clogs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Blood is glugging from a cut in his knee, like a big squirt of leg ketchup. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Bloody hell, I thought. This is ideal. Nick wants me to do it. The listeners want me to do it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Bonkers Bry combined a wacky sense of humour with a genuine mental illness and went on to cohost drive time on signal radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Both he and I knew he could still make it into the station by using as few as three buses. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Bought from do it all, funnily enough, made me wise up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Bouncy castle fall only partially broken by bad man. I answer concisely now drive. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Boyle is one of the new breed of BBC TV execs for whom television programmes seem to be a genuine inconvenience. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Brain box author Lawrence Camley was a Ruddy good sport Ali tenant. A TV mind crack was interesting, although perhaps too smutty for an audience reared on shipping news and dramas about farms. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Broadcast on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Brooks, Cameron, Clarkson, Murdoch, Quaffing Champers and laughing our heads off at everyone else. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Brought on by a perfect storm of country dancing, hot weather and the high pollen count. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But a shout from a nearby doorway halts my train of thought. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But Adam's compliment had excellent selection of biscuits soon cheered me up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But after 18 months, Scramble was quietly dropped. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But after a conversation with the Feet station controller, Frank Shears. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But all the while is listening to me and shouting back his order. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But all these years later, when I think back to those aborted evenings out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But apart from the onset of aging, I was pleased that the ethos, the spirit and the playlist of radio knowledge were exactly the same. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as a friend of grandstand backup presenter Steve Ryder. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as a Ukrainian who'd spent half her life as part of the Eastern Bloc. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as I approached, I could see the suffering in and around her eyes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as I bellowed from a park bench to everyone and no one after another party for one night. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as I ease her into third, a rice smile dancing across my increasingly moist lips. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as long as you keep telling yourself to move your right arm in time with your left leg and vice versa, and to push off with sufficient propulsion. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as soon as I heard the level of their chit chat, I froze. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But at a rate that made you think twice about complimenting him on it because it was more likely to be the consequence of a serious illness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But at the end of the pilot episode, his right wing views are vindicated when he blows the lid on a drug smuggling racket. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But at the same time, I knew that that afternoon's downpour would have made the slate tiles so slippery that achieving any kind of purchase would have been impossible. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But automatically placing them on some kind of raised plinth or pedestal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But because I hadn't seen the incident and because I knew almost nothing about horses. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But blanks me every time she sees me and has a habit of tutting when I speak. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But boy, I'd love to hear the roar of an approaching 999 car. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But but we've not even had the cheese course, he said. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But can't recall the exact details as I was drinking a lot of cider at the time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But don't be deceived by this seemingly intimate tale of fatherless and. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But even with my swimming trunks on, I think this would have been a bit weird. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But every cloud has a silver lining, and I suppose my assistance loss is the black communities gain. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But fine, I wanted a pizza and tiramisu anyway. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But for such a birdlike woman, she was far too hard on the clutch. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But for the record, I'd like to point out that the hospital is not entirely blameless itself. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But had agreed to cover it live as Taverham Archery Club was playing host to the British Archery Championships that year and that was apparently a big deal for Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But he just stood there, watching me, the stop side of the lollipop, facing my way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But he said he didn't want to do it and didn't remember who I was. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But he was inhaling a lot of nail varnish remover around that time, I'm told. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But he was the first kid in the playground to go French. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But he's in celebratory mood and feels good. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But his indomitable spirit and enormous wealth had enabled him to achieve a marriage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But how to deal with the call of nature in the middle of the night? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I can honestly say it's not something I ever think about. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I chortled as I thought of what the ball and chain would have said. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I felt that Dentam was pushing his luck enormously here. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I got the extension number wrong and it went to a different man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I had a considerable advantage in that, unlike the three I've mentioned, forward solutions wasn't shit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I had to think for ages then between the words name and was so insignificant. Is he in the roll call of people I've encountered? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I know for a fact that this can't happen because his entire collection is dead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I never have turned around and dumped him in the tummy. All set fire to an Airfix Messerschmitt before putting it behind his bedroom door so he'd be intoxicated by the burning plastic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I read a pamphlet in a dentist waiting room that said it was healthy and important to speak openly about sexual issues. So I will. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I remained Stony faced again like an emperor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I steeled myself against hangers on and well wishers, typically meeting their so-called compliments with a snort or a Stony silence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I still stand there each year, smack bang in the middle of a disabled parking Bay. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I thought it would set a poignant tone for the episode and slash or gain enough pity to sway the mind of a Commissioner. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I was a bloody good interviewer and a bloody solid guy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I was in no doubt that I was on a steep upward career trajectory. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I was no wee Bonnie boats like a bird on the wing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I was operating at about four hours sleep since Christmas Eve and had set myself on the show unrealistically high standards. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I was unperturbed, glad even, that I'd made the error. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I'd lost track of time and arguing with Howard Stapleford about the possibility of time travel and had missed my usual train. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I'd missed the Last Post and never got the BYU TV job. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I'm confident they'd have literally bitten my hand off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I'm still using a giant bottle of Pagan man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I've always found her continued correspondence a bit desperate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I've scrubbed Stacey's name off now and replaced it with that of Pete Gabbitas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But if anyone came close to filling the role of agent manager, it would have been Pete Gabbitas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But if I'd received an unexpectedly large MOT bill combined with the death of a good friend. Plus, I hadn't eaten that day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But if you're a lady and you don't shave your pits, you look like a Ruddy bloke. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But in my day, public toilets were for pissing and shitting. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But in some ways I was able to donate something far more powerful. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But in that room, fueled by nothing other than raw nerves, out at plopped, fully formed and ready to go. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But instead of the crack of bone on tarmacadam, what I hear is more of a squelchy thud. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it didn't compensate for the absence of love and affection I received in my home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it had been Co devised by Bill Oddie, and he'd made me promise I wouldn't pitch it if he wasn't there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it must have been fairly local, because I remember being pleased I'd driven there without stopping for a toilet break. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it take a few steps before claiming he was dead drunk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it was all viewing figures and audience appreciation ratings and stats and figures. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it was also nice to be able to prove wrong all those people who say it's impossible to make a lifelong friend out of a hotel employee. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it was Lewis Hurst, a theatrical agent, who had invested some money in the company. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it was only after I completely cleared my desk weeks later. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it was then as we tried to hurdle the central reservation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it wasn't just in my VO work that things were changing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it's borderline self indulgent to devote several years of your life to a single subject. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But Jemima was undeniably one of those uppity overconfident types. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But journalists calls to the BBC were met with an officious. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But just to be the person whose sole job was to bring the laughter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But just to reiterate, forward solutions was not and is not some presentation that could just be repackaged into a 12 part series of lifestyle makeover shows for BBC One. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But knowing he was important, I kept an eye on him and admired him from afar. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But let's just say that when two healthy and hygienic adults enjoy 2 bottles of wine on an empty stomach. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But little did we realise as our Ace Natter entered its fourth hour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But my appearance through the frosted glass of the door would provide hushed whispers of anticipation inside. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But my hunch is that it's either a gun or the brush from a dustpan and brush. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But my newfound clout in Norfolk was probably most noticeable. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But no, here he was, bold as brass, out and about. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But no, it's too big, too complex to simply be an old-fashioned lick and peel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But not a second positive that would have pushed my happiness level higher than average. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But on this occasion I'd forgotten, distracted by a cracking pile up on the A11 eastbound. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But one day that grief will reach adolescence and dish out a frenzied and unprovoked Simeon beat down. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But one who actually believes the stuff he comes out with? He is whip smart. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But only because it was getting lighter in the evenings and more people were out rambling or sitting in beer gardens. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But only realized at the last minute that the dogs were chasing an actual rabbit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But Sonia changed all that. And how? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But Sonia's love of practical jokes? Sex. Laughter. Chintzy homeware. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But still I'm dry mouth and unable to propel the words towards the foamy orb of the mic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that comes with the territory when you're hoovering up the lion's share of corporate production and post production contracts in the North Norfolk region. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that could wait. First I had to be there for Jane Hayes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that night's bid up TV is so enjoyable. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that wasn't what catapulted me to local radio glory. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that's by the buy. The first show is a great success. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that's not in any way to trivialize what is clearly a distressing situation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that's the nature of live television, and I honestly don't think people noticed. Again, some of the guests were a little surly, but that has to come down to the book, and at the end of the seri... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that's what Archers do. If this was in the wild, The Archers would stand there high fiving each other. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the majority of Norfolk owning or having access to a telephone, it seemed utter folly not to build the show around a phone in feature. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the nature and length of my stay there hadn't been adequately explained to me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the point is the inane taunts from my school days. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the reporter has the figures written down on a notepad and won't be deterred. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the RTE executives behind me see it differently. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the tone of the e-mail was, to my mind, unmistakably upbeat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the unjustness of the BBC stopping me being on the television. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But their reassuring televisual demeanour was, I realised, a facade. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But then grief hit when that person was back at work doing, I don't know, her employer's quarterly underwear shop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But then I reasoned that he was old, which explained why it might have slipped his mind. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But then reconsidered and called back very quickly to accept. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But then she was still a long, long way off of full recovery. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there are quite a few others in the company too who I'm unable to name. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there are tailbacks from the road works onto the G****s Hill roundabout. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there I was, standing and gawping at a single tree. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there was another reason I was fizzing with excitement, like the sodium bicarbonate rich soluble tablets mentioned in the last chapter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there was to be a moving postscript to this chapter in my life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there's also an essential fragility to my personality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there's no reason I can't get back on that castle and hop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But these days were as fleeting as a collection of fast birds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But these, don't forget, were the days before mobile phones. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But they refused to believe that I only had it there to speed, dry, hand washed undies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But they said their only free slot was the Christmas season and they normally fill that with the pantomime. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But they were dragging their heels in the way that only a groaning bureaucracy populated by Oxbridge graduates can. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But this reek of pure BBC quality only added to my sense of apprehension. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But thought it was just one of those things people say to get attention. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But was mollified when I smelt the shoes, and they didn't smell of human waste. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But was only allowed to eat any on special occasions, such as after meals. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But we hit a snag. The BBC had decided that Alan's show wouldn't work as a name. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But we retain the indefinable quality of excellence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But we're a back bedroom operation masquerading as a properly established company. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But what a laugh as we staggered along the street like silly idiots. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But when added to loads of other pieces of straw, it adds up until one piece of straw. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But when Forbes remains slumped in their general direction, they bolted in a pretty Craven attempt to spoil the series sign off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But when I got there I was on the receiving end of an almighty curveball. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But when I started recounting how she used to let me lick the spoon when she was making cakes or gravy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But when I thought about her in a leotard, it made me feel all cold inside. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But which a small minority of backward Norfolk underachievers repeated again and again and again and again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But with a diet rich in cholesterol and alcoholic booze. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But with loads of emphasis, so it was clear that enjoying might have a double meaning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But yes, Alan's career hiccup hit me hard. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By his own admission, he's better equipped to handle employment tribunals than homicide, but it's a pleasure to see him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By magicking up more wine to get them pissed. How is that holy? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By making three television shows a day, six days a week. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By now Maxwell has almost upon me. I bought from the car, swivel on my heels and began to Sprint, leaping over a 5 foot style like it isn't there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By placing the emphasis on the different word each time and continued bellowing it for a while before I realised that Emily Boyce was in there doing the weather. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By putting posters up around Norwich and giving work experience to family friends. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By that I mean the intervening years hadn't been kind. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By the fact that there's nothing more than a spiky Mexican plant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By the one in Bristol, another in the Roman town of Chester. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By the time I was 16, our relationship had broken down to such an extent that I'd rarely even let her do my blackheads. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By this point, my ankle has swollen to roughly the size of a child's head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By virtue of the fact it has to be loud enough for the audience to hear it, it is inconceivable that it can't also be heard by the character in question. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By way of example, a lot of folks said they expected me to have far nicer eyes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Caked in the latest set of company financials. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Called in sick to Patry, told Carol I was off to the office, then set up a vantage point opposite the house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Can I please just go home? I'm doing a store opening at 10 for World of leather. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Capping the verbal diarrhea spewing from some of the younger deejays there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Careful, she said, suddenly irritated. You nearly broke that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol and I had been hiking and stopped for a toilet break behind a large boulder on Helvellyn. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol for it's pretty graveyard. It's cherry blossom and it's old world charm. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol had been hymen free for the best part of six years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol left me 14 months after the last of my TV chat shows. I wasn't in a good place. The back garden usually. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol scotched the idea of reconciliation and said we were splitting up for good in 1996 and I, of course, demanded sole custody of the children. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol's brother turns up and tells me she's seeing another man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carrying an umbrella to protect her body from the drench. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Caused variously by physical exercise, spicy food, bright sunlight, embarrassment, dairy, shouting, hearing or doing, and fiddling with my nose. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Challenging but easily digestible for an audience of housewives and unemployed males. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Challenging conventions should be left to those of us who truly understand convention. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Chris Feather had been a rising star at BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Chris was in good spirits, alert and sound of mind. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Chris's successor, Jessica Boyle, was a sigh in human form. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clarkson was a point away from a driving ban, so as test driving cars like they were hearses. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clearly this wasn't the forum to discuss my employment at the BBC, so I acknowledged each other with a nod. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clever. He knows that one wrong move from me and my head will be ripped clean off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clifton's bus turns left, mine goes right. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clocking me, he wanted over doing up his belt and seeing to his fly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clutching my best shoes in a plastic carrier bag. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Comb my thick hair past my ears like a glossy hat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Combine the kettle with the refrigerated minibar and wallop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Combined with a Tudor brick quality, a sort of Hampton Court fit for a Norfolk Conservative. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Come, come with me through the fog clad mists of time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Communicating in a bounce back to where I was before I bounced back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Controversial lawyer Nick Ford was an especially crass interviewee, not attempting to hide his homosexuality at all, as far as I could tell. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Could I have just experienced my own personal Cuban missile crisis? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Cowell had said to me she wanted to clear her head, so I moved out just before Christmas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Creating an exact replica of the inside of my house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Crowther read the first page with bemused interest before. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Crumbs. I splattered again in much the same way as I'd done previously. Thanks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Cursing the absence of my partner in chicken, I went over to get the required eating tools, walking as fast as I could without breaking into a run. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Cut the sweet shit, twinkle toes, I said, like a latter-day Jack Regan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dale Life spent a lovely weekend hanging out at the Earls Court boat Show, and he was delightful company. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Damn you, man. We can turn this round. I know we can. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dave Clifton was left to stagnate on Radio Norwich, shunted to Norfolk Knights. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dave couldn't master anything like the energy needed to carry a 3 hour late night show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dave frowned as he loaded his cans into the boot of his car and claimed he wasn't going anywhere. Mate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
David Essex's hold me close burns victims. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
DC wide eye a stickler for the rules. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dealing with unemployed listeners 5 days a week, I'm still sometimes pleasantly surprised that they can be brainy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Delivering an unending torrent of human filth and waste into our homes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Delivery for Mr Maxwell iraw, this time remembering to say it out loud. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Delivery for Mr Partridge, delivery for Mr Partridge, he was saying. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Denton and I became moderately firm friends outside of work, too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Denton didn't just let me down, he let himself down, too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Despite being a lab assistant, he was actually an OK guy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Despite our differences, I took no pleasure in having a much better slot than Dave. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Despite the fact that my wife has left me and my kids really take my calls. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Did I come to be born with this aura of otherness, this Genesee choir? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Did I miss having my own parking space at television centre? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Did I really want to entrust My Portfolio of projects to this shoddy outfit? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Did I used to enjoy the makeup girls referring to me as Mr Partridge? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Digital data can be sent by shifting the carrier's frequency among a set of discrete values, a technique known as frequency shift keying. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Diligently showering each day and making sure that my body. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dining each morning from the breakfast buffet and speaking into a dictaphone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Do as I say, I said calmly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Do you really think I'd have pursued a career in television? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Does make quite the name for himself as a voiceover artist with, by his own admission, a pretty limited range. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Don't believe me? Ask Bob Granger up at Keele. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't an avid watcher of the channel, being neither a young urban male. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Don't get me wrong, the prospect of spending Christmas in unbroken solitude didn't fill me with cheer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Don't have to, mate, I shouted back. A spring in my step. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Don't read the reviews, said Martin Bell one day in the corridor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dozens of others reach over and hug me, although there's absolutely no physical contact between myself and my assistant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dream on. But he exercised self restraint. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dressed in a smart suit but wearing a buttonhole flower, which I felt was in bad taste. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Duetting on UB 40s rat in my kitchen. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
During those long, hard months in the womb, she'd been less my mother and more my house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dynamic and young, indeed, many of the staff should technically have been at school. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Each show seemed more informative, entertaining and superb than the last. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Eager to keep myself occupied, I was, from a young age, deeply inquisitive. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Eastward told me about our impending transfer from wireless to Gogglebox. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Effortlessly able to switch between the rival demands of a wine bar, a hotel lobby. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Either phoned you, but mobile phones haven't yet reached mainstream adoption, his shrug seemed to add. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Either through boot force or just by invoking the paper purchases prerogative. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Emergency, it began, but that it always does. NND now. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Emotionally, I'd invested a great deal in the success of the show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Employees at a London radio station like LBC or Radio London or London FM might have been a bit sniffy about it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Energetic, boisterous and really very zesty. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Enigmatically, I had decided to stay not in the woodworm infested squalor of university halls, but to commute in from my home, my parents home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Equally, I was acutely aware of the car parking situation mentioned above. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Especially because many have been taken while crouching behind bins, squirrelled away in bushes or. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Especially the face of Craig Kilty, AKA the monster, because it is actually him, whereas the other one isn't Tony Hayes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Especially with so much starvation in places like Africa and parts of Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Essentially, less hot chocolate and more Tears For Fears. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even accounting for the fact that I never wore boots, this was a good line. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even after all these years, I feel compelled to add that caveat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even among such a vast number, I've stood out as quite an outstanding officer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even during the Sermon on the Mount, there must have been a couple of Sinai based goat herders who wished Christ would just F off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even if I temporarily lose sight of him, I could always tell which direction he's headed because he leaves a small trail of blood. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even if she could only tune into most long wave stations by standing on a box and holding the radio out of an upstairs window. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even in his downtime, he has to occupy himself. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even more incredibly, she didn't seem to blame me in any way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even more people will think it's time to put me out to pasture slash stud. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even my voice, once so agile and clear, was like Amon's, now muffled and cramped by throat fat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even the most ardent do good. I would agree that the 5000 pounds fee made my assistance feelings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even though I've always been curious about the turning circles of the motorized ones. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even though left wing University educated police chiefs reprimand him for it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even though Matt and Mario assured me the channel had definitely been interested and they definitely had a meeting there even though they couldn't remember who with. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even with fear muddying my senses, I refuse to accept that my face is as big as a torso. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Ever the pro, I always made sure I gave the client exactly what they wanted. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Every day for the next fortnight I would go down to Norwich train station, set up a stall and see if I could shift a few units myself. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Every now and then, in front of guests, I'd laugh at the sheer inventiveness of them all. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Every time I entered a wine bar, heads would turn. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Every utterance accompanied by a shrug or a rolled eye. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Everyone agrees it's a pretty dramatic evening all round. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Everything else was there by the bucket. Load, music, guests, sound effects. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Everything was premier but the price, as Dawn Frenchy's former squeeze would say. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Excellent guest ales and a very welcome 0 tolerance policy on dogs in the bar. And I do mean 0 tolerance. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Except for the fact that they're still shit on France's undercarriage, I might add. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Except when we'd all bid each other good night, jumped in our cars and driven home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Exciting times, improved offer going forward, increased efficiency. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Excuse me, love? A bespectacled woman asks from the driver's window of a Renault S bass. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Faces I'd watched time and again on the news whilst eating my dinner. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fair enough. I'm not karate world champ Jackie Chan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fall in, troop, fall in, I'd shout into the microphone and then, as the specially commissioned theme music ended with a romper pompom, I'd say AH, at ease. And the show, a high spirited hour aimed ... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Far enough away from the centre of the corridor not to get pedaled off by the incessant clickety clack of the left shaft. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Far from locking me off course, this provided a much needed emotional outlet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Farmers. Taxi drivers, new mums at their wits end. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fast forward three months and a thrusting go getter by the name of Alan Partridges in the staff room of Richer Sounds in Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fat, tired, confused, cold, obese, alone, with chilly feet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fear ripples through me like the Raspberry and a Raspberry ripple ice cream. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fernando wasn't keen as he was living in Cambridge midway through the final year of a politics degree. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Few people realised that it was possible or legal to build your own home apart from me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Finally, it was time to commence the total annihilation of all the unneeded flab within the body of Alan Gordon Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Finding the band was easy. I'd seen local musician Glenn Ponder rock the joint at a Norwich wine bar months before. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fine, he grunted unconvincingly as I shoved it away again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fingers ready to push buttons and slide sliders. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fishermen late night returning ravers and the disturbed people for whom darkness brought only despair. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Flying to Gothenburg to negotiate directly with Bjorn and Benjamin's lawyers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
FM conveys information over a carrier wave by varying its instantaneous frequency. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Follow that bus. I bellow my face, pushed with frustration. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For a man whose death I was over the moon about, I was in the office of the new head of programmes for BBC Television, Mr Christopher Feather, Esquire. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For a pre Renaissance fat king using the efficiencies of modern techniques. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For a split second, I think maybe it's one of those transfers you used to get free with bubble gum. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For a time I was determined not to shed a tear over him, so if I ever felt myself welling up useful, tip this. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For a woman in her position, her posture was a disgrace. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For added drama, I'll be slipping into the present tense, but I don't want to suggest in any way that this took place anything other than a long, long time ago. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For example, Phil Cool, Rory Bremner, all local impressionist, James Galbraith, to my mind the pick of the three. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For example, the girls on reception had sagged in the jowls a little. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For example, the hero would be on stage and he'd say to the audience. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For extra dramatic impact, I will now shift into the present tense. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For her part, she seemed a little diffident and didn't say much. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For his part, Chris had been blown away by my tenacity, my restless creativity, and the fact that the camera slash microphone loved me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For one thing, I was promoted to radio Norwich's glamour slot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For rights to shout but not say the word aha 50 * a year in perpetuity for the rest of my life or until 2015, whichever comes sooner. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For several minutes we thrash around on the floor like Tarzan and that crocodile. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For starters, they were bellowing over the sound of English teacher Mr Bevan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For the first couple of days, I used to visit the grave every day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For the first ten weeks, Carol suffered from almost incessant nausea, not to mention frequent bouts of oral vomiting. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For the first time I was also at the controls when it came to selecting music. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For the next three hours, we chatted away like there was no tomorrow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For the time, I was fixated with butterflies and interest that my father did much to encourage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For the uninitiated, the BBC club is a subsidised bar com restaurant laid down by licence fee payers for the talent and crew of the BBC alike. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For their part, the Lamberts knew if I was going to manage a solid morning of show preparation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For three long days, I felt the cold hand of death on my shoulder. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For unto us this day a child is born. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
For what seemed like an eternity, I wandered around the grounds of the church, killing time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Forbes have been a pretty awkward guest and had brought the pistols onto the show himself and had very sweaty hands and was making sudden movements and saying some pretty off putting things about b... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fortuitously, he's grown into the spitting image of Richard Gere, so has made a lucrative series of films. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Found herself manifested with all the clarity this sentence has in manifesting itself in front of yourself. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Found the biting point. Checked my mirrors, indicated to pull out, release the handbrake. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fran Lambert seemed to say, with the good side of her face. You can come and stay anytime you like. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Free to work full time for the show after his dishonourable discharge from the Scots Guards. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Fregate, I said aloud. Why not? I work hard. It's Friday night. I want a glass of wine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
French kissing is a technique in which two mouths dock at the lips. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Friday would usually have been our take away night, but tonight I wasn't hungry. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
From day one, hour one, minute 1 second one, I wanted to create something that was touching yet businesslike. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
From floor to ceiling, the walls are covered in pictures of Alan Gordon Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
From him trimming our private hedge and then making me go round and collect the cuttings in the rain. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
From playground Lothario to environmental trailblazer in under 50 years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
From the serious to the inconsequential inner heartbeat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
From there, I loudly read out the food option so that Glenn can hear. He, meanwhile, is scurrying to the far side of the restaurant to grab cutlery and napkins and condiments. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
From whence did these hushed conversations arise, you ask? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Full disclosure, my first choice for House band had been the Jeff Lovell Orchestra. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Funnily enough, it's the kind of case that would be perfect for our regional detective like Swallow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Gentlemanliness prevents me from recounting some of the early incidents involving my nascent but powerful sexuality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Given the kind of crippling mortgages that this country's homeowners are struggling with. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Gladden engly. I didn't have to wait long for the answer because it was conversation in real time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Glenn had just finished an awe inspiring during dinner set at Cafe Symphony in Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Glenn lost his flat as a result and lived in a YMCA for six months. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Glenn, it turned out, was responsible for collecting up the coins that were tossed at the band carrying them home and piggy banking them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
God, Elliott said, was committed to making best use of its resources. Love that phrase. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Going as far as gluing the torn shreds back together with Bostic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Going so far as to invest in a miniature comb and a gentle wax. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Gone were the days of doing second tier work for a few shekels here or there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Good morning Patrick, I bellow as I entered the offices of my prodco production company. Good morning Alan, replied my staff. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Good morning, St Lukes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Good. Now imagine that it's not tofu. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Got to say, Trevor, I remember announcing on my second day there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Great friends, on and off camera, and our feud was real and long standing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Great set back there, man, I said, using the word man so he knew I was familiar with modern music. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Green goddess, Hemel Hempstead Bum bags, monster mash. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Guesstimated fatalities for excluding livestock. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Gunnell may have run her race, but the rest of them are yet to compete. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had a long chat with Bill Oddie, an experienced birder. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had been published by Poetry Publishing, the publishing wing of my now defunct company. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had brought with him two of Lord Byron's dueling pistols. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had by now returned to my marital home, so I needed to get out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had decided that just to Curry favour with Alan Partridge, it was worth breaking one of the most non negotiable rules in UK retailing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had enabled me to avoid the scruffiness of my shaggy haired sandal wearing colleagues. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had found out at noon and busily set about sharing the good news. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had identified the suspected tumour was nothing more sinister. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had taken the trouble to see me off slash take my payment. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had this been 2011, I'd probably have returned to school with some oozes to give my classmates something to really laugh about. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had to be riding roughshod over basic health and safety. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Had tricked his way into my studio and duped me into saying the words. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Half an hour later and despite a ceremony which I felt had been deliberately marred by the vicars Lisp. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hamilton Water breaks had pencilled me as an understudy for their next corporate video. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Handing out fresh milk and cooked cookies to her three children. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hanging UI slum against the side of the phone box. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Happily, I received a call from a friend called Barry Hethersett. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Has B in chemistry, C in biology and be in physics all at GCSE. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Has begged, face went pale, and he averted his eyes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Has gone medically demented, so I'm really the gospel here. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Has mindless decision making conducted almost entirely by a hormone, adult penis, so desperate to impregnate the first chubby cashier it could slip into? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Has space was filled, if you like, by Sheila's husband Tim. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Has vice? Well, booze has been done, so I thought it would be quite nice if he was bulimic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hauling my kitties head of an ankle aboard, I pay my fare 150 for a single and fix the driver square between the eyes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Have a good workout, I said, slotting my right forefinger in and out of the hole I'd made between the thumb and forefinger of my left hand. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Have come to me with the idea of ripping out the back seats of 10s of thousands of company cars. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Have put talented entertainers like Carr back into some kind of closet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Have set up Green Acres, a chain of care homes for the elderly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Having agreed to be the face of the channel for the foreseeable future and agreed to drive Quentin round for an hour every Saturday so that he and cars could. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Having an encyclopedic knowledge of subtitled films. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Having badly disfigured his hands, saving an oboe from a van fire. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Having had a falling out with the other one from Pepsi and Shirley. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Having Joe appear was my one big regret of this episode. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Having salvaged BBC Two, I set about making the best show that had ever been on it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Having signed up to the second Battalion of the Royal Norfolk Regiment in World War Two. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Having struck gold up to a ceiling of 999 pounds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hayers came down to the restaurant door as I was deep in conversation with Steve Ryder. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hayers, who required emergency dental treatment, which I was happy to pay for, was needlessly off with me in the days after the show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hayes had us scheduled for a 9:00 PM BBC Two slot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He agreed there and then, before we'd even discussed terms or mentioned money, which I found both refreshing and a bit desperate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He also has a weakness for doing 10,000 piece jigsaws. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He ambled over to me one night as I was picking through some bar snacks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He believes the truth is that the government deliberately keep a lid on those stories. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He can only manage the three games of 10 pin bowling per week. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He can't figure out what to do with his experiences. He's been through a major male mind meltdown. Surely there's some good to come out of this? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He could see I'd been crying and was clearly doing the mental maths. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He could simply Bob into Morrisons and get them from the chill cabinets. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He could. He was a well regarded TV personality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He crouched down, taking the weight of his body on his two haunches. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He died at 36. Ah. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He dubbed grotesque sexual images on my freshly wallpapered exercise books and in a sinister twist. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He even attempted unsuccessfully, to claim legal ownership of the sobriquet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He got over his nerves and I survived with my reputation intact. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He had drawn up a contract that would tie me to BBC TV on a £200,000 a year deal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He had ours free that day and asked me to fill in on his slot because he had to attend the funeral of one of his parents. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He had some of the most severe breathing difficulties I've ever shared a room with. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He had that lifeless, Gray, dead eyed quality they all have at Broadcasting House. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear, but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He has the largest collection of samurai swords in Europe. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He held his finger and thumb one maybe 2 centimetres apart. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He is a private contractor and all such contracts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He kept me waiting for two, sometimes 3 minutes before rolling into the car without a word of apology. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He landed on a stack of hurdles, suffering cuts and bruises as well as some pretty seriously duffed up pride. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He laughed again and indicated to the rest of the class that I was mentally defective by twirling a finger by the side of his head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He learned that a sloppy administrator had spelt his surname, Pattridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He left the business shortly after our price and now works for Hertz car rental. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He likes nothing more than to sit down with a copy of the puzzler in a Wicker chair, then look out over the Fens and immerse himself in puzzles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He looked at me in order to size me up and gauge my intentions. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He looked into my 7 year old eyes and made me a rock solid pledge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He looked older because he was 35 years older than he used to be. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He made me do it four times in as many years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He made me think about all the funny things jazz Clarkson says about the working class. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He mimicked my voice when I effortlessly answered questions in class. He removed my shorts on a cross-country run and ran off fast. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He mumbled something about upsetting the listeners and scurried off when I followed him down the corridor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He not only been winner of the Sports Day slow bicycle race for three straight years, he was also the first boy in our class to properly kiss a girl. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He now lives on disability allowance in Edgbaston and has gained a lot of weight. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He reacted hysterically when I referred to a teacher as mum. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He really does knock al-Qaeda for six when it comes to killing the most number of people. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He returns home, sits in an armchair with a mug of cocoa. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He said he didn't want to start drinking when it wasn't even 10:00 AM. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He said the last thing I wanted was to be bereaved and bunged up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He said, Wheeling round and bearing his fists, and clenching his teeth. I pretended not to notice and ploughed on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He smiled a bit and put his hand on her shoulder to reassure her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He smoked his whole life, didn't miss a day's work. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He steps on the gas and with a massive cloud of dust, we wheel spin out of the depot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He stole, interfered with, and returned my sandwiches. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He tells me that he takes women there and then mimes the words. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He turned to go and put one of his angry feet on the remains of the cake. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He uses one of those booster seats so he can see over the steering wheel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He was also perhaps a little ill suited to the top of the show comic banter that the role required. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He was angry that I'd invited him onto the show as a guest to, as he called it, ambush him into recommissioning KMK Y. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He was away from home more than I'd have liked, but I acknowledged that Pear Tree Productions needed him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He was employed there in what was far as I could make out, was an unspecified capacity. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He was intrigued at what was a really fresh idea and an appointment was duly arranged for that afternoon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He was rigged up to a breathing apparatus with an oxygen mask strapped over his mouth and north. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He was the conductor to what was essentially a pub band. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He was well swaddled so I didn't have to worry about getting any of Carol's guts on my shirt. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He was working hard to provide for me and the kids and I probably took that for granted. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He was young, physically in peak condition. No arguments about that. Fair does. Some people have a lot of time on their hands and didn't stretch me intellectually, which did my confidence the world... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He went on to make his name, producing a certain Orwellian house based reality show that demeans us all. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He works in Norfolk, CID, whereas most regional detectives drive a classic or unusual car. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He works out that the drugs are being smuggled in the collective rector of circus elephants. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He would be the Polish to my car, the buff to my shoe, the sun cream to my back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He would have needed dental records to identify the dead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He would pose as my flatmate slash bungalow body. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He would think of a cuddly old cat lying in the sunshine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He'd been a bit weird for a while. The cadence of his sentences has started to get on everyone's tits. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He'd been in Cyprus too, but that was just on holiday. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He'd been innocently copying out a recipe for white bean Stew from the BBC Good Food magazine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He'd been working long hours trying to resuscitate his production company. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He'd have wished every terminal illness under the sun on him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He'd lost both his legs after being on the receiving end of a roadside bomb. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He's a massive fan of the show and insists that until the last five minutes it had been very good. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He's been living in the Wormwood area of West London for 10 years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He's booked a table in the BBC restaurant Friday at 1. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He's gone for play, which means this is a high risk question. Your topic is American sitcoms. Get this wrong. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He's left his homosexual days behind him and now does nothing gayer than shop for antique furniture. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He's like Norfolk's very own Jeremy Clarkson. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He's moved to America now, so he won't mind me talking about it, but his wife did used to beat him quite a lot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He's not in there anymore, she attempted. He's clambered out of the window and ran off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He's not interested in sat NAV, leather seats or CD stacker systems. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
He's pushed it too far this time, but I'm still a professional. I've still got a show to do. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Headquarters to broadcasting magnificence. Inside its brownie coloured walls are rooms, studios and cupboards. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Heard you on the radio last night, Alan Crumbs, I spluttered. Thanks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hearing a subpar song on the radio before breakfast. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hello Alan. Hello guys. I'm just saying hello to Alan. The rest of them nodded in my direction, using their heads. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Helming my own show with neither the limitations of a sports only remit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Help amuse chat help amuse chat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Henry, there has been some sort of mistake here. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Her hair flailing in the wind, her nipples standing to attention like a couple of boob soldiers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Her qualities that broadcasters spend a lifetime trying to perfect yet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hethersett, perhaps still crushed by the death of his mother or father, never returned to Saxon radio, and they wouldn't have wanted him anyway. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
High fiving her staff before doing a kind of funky walk around the court saying who da man to everyone's delight. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
High fiving, a succession of pleased staff. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His argument that insubordination is a disciplinary issue only in the military and therefore no grounds for dismissal in the private sector. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His back took the first hit, smashing against the liner and cake with a Bang Bang. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His Desmond Tutu is so good he almost doesn't need to black up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His foul breath told me he'd recently woken, and the cakey orange build up in the corners of his eyes was a surefire sign that waking early and or washing had not been on his To Do List. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His loss, monkey tennis, was later snapped up by TV stations in Laos and Taiwan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His marriage broke down because his wife was too selfish to recognise his cleverness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His mind forever racing with new ideas and formats. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His skin covered in a thick film of my wife's innards. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His usually hilarious asides turning into little more than muttered rubbish. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His voice can be heard in the lift of an art gallery in Bath. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
His was a campaign of petty abuse that was awesome in its length and breadth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hmm, she said, like she didn't have a bloody clue. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hmm. Hmm. Phone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hook the flush up with the cars exhaust so that human waste took the same exit as the CO2. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Hot hatches and men who looked like girls. Bowie strange, Le Bon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
How are we today? I continued, genuinely wanting to know. Great, not bad. Back still playing up very well, fine, bit tired as my neighbours decided to do the fucking hoovering at 2:00 o'clock in th... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
How can you be attracted to a man who basically wears leotards? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
How had I gone from the cosseted glamour of our price radio to the snarling balls out toughness of sports reporting? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
How in the name of Holy Living Heck was I gonna bust my way into this conversation? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
How many of the UK's other blue ribbon presenters could say that? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
How? And these were pretty much my exact words, even at the age of 8. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
However, I was afraid of this and told it called to mind a war zone littered with the injured and diseased, which was precisely why I thought it was so appropriate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I agreed to take the job there and then, shaking their hands and then leaving their hired meeting room, still laughing my head off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I also had a girlfriend who was significantly younger than me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I also had projects on the boil with 24 broadcasters around the world. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I also have a daughter whose birth invokes similar feelings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I also insisted on doing my studio reports with the word sport in massive letters behind me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I also knew I couldn't just play music and read out the song title and artist. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I also once shared a stage at a charity dinner with Elton John. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I always think that like a dangerous dog sinking its teeth into the waddling rump of a fat postman. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I am lying in a disabled parking Bay outside Morrisons. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I am your patrol leader. I am your patrol leader. I am your patrol leader. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I answered the phone to local media mogul Rich shares. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I approached Nick Peacock, then head of Radio Norwich, at a charity Gypsy fight. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I ascended the career ladder like a shaven Jesus, ascending to his rightful place in the Kingdom of heaven. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I asked all the obvious questions. Since when? Why him? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I asked if I could take home a doggy bag of bouncing back slutty. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I asked them to duplicate exactly the design used by Redrow Homes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I awoke at 3:00 AM to find sweat pouring from all over my body. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I bade farewell to the Linton Travel Tavern and the only way I knew. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I barely knew her, and she'd not exactly covered herself in glory by marrying an idiot like Tony. But widows and needy people. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I became the best sports interviewer, come reporter, slash anchor on British terrestrial television. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I began frantically pitching shows at her, desperately outlining My Portfolio of program ideas in the hope of convincing her that we could be happy and rich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I began to fall in love with broadcasting all over again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I believe there are a few things that can't be sorted out over a coffee and a cuddle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I bowed my head for a full minute to spare a thought for his loved ones. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I broke one of the most sacred covenants of brand Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I call my assistant and tell her to a collect my car and B deal with Maxwell personally. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I called out through the semi masticated confectionery. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I can feel myself basking in the warm glow of relative confidence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I can go from cherished friend and godfather to your eldest son, to the kind of guy you try to physically attack at a BBC barbecue in less than an hour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I can hear the PC Brigade. Oh no, homosexual, never attack anyone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I can just make out something odd going on below. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I can only assume they think I'm a predatory gay with a fetish for the dead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I can tell you she's gone into shock and you can see that from here, the colours drained from her and she's all aquiver and actually like a quiver cause she has an arrow in her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I can tell you that the silo is adjacent to a hospital. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I can't recall much about the wake either, to be honest. I was in a bit of a daze. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I can't speak for her and I guess she was in a bad place. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I caught it, wrapped it in a napkin, which I slotted into my pocket. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I changed it once and I was not going to change it again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I charge over and bang, bang headbutt him twice in the back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I chose not to progress to the very top belts as I knew I was capable of badly hurting someone with the sheer proficiency of my self defence techniques. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I collected my satchel and jacket to the sound of embarrassed silence and left. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I commiserated in that hollow, plastic way that passes for friendship in the media. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I confronted Nick in a corridor and told him he was making a massive mistake. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I consulted a lawyer nonetheless, and he advised me not to pursue it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I continued commenting on the duration of my stay in the hotel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I continued to shout this until I was the only person left in the changing rooms. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I could build them into sturdy where grams of sticks and newspaper no problem. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I could embroidery badges onto the shirts of every scout who asked. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I could feel my chest puffing out like a toad's throat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I could get tables at a moments notice I was stopped on the street by people telling me how unbelievable my show was. I was hot and it felt good. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I could go from total stranger to close buddy in under 2 weeks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I could have gone out for a drink in any bar and night and left with at least a dozen middle-aged women plucked, gutted and slung over my shoulder with sex at my place to follow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I could see he was as impressed as anyone would be by my casual mention of a former motorcycle world champ who was now half metal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I could sense that the architects were disappointed not to be able to flex their creative mind muscles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I could use as much as I pleased and believe me, I pleased. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I cupped my hands behind my ears, creating a sort of makeshift amplifier. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I curled up on my bed like a fetus, though admittedly quite a large one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I decide to sum up where I am and what's happening to me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I decided not to devote too much of my time to forward solutions. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I decided the show would combine music and chat, which effectively meant transplanting Norfolk Knights into a new daytime slot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I decided to enshrine his role in his honour nickname. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I decided to start broadcasting with the aid of a sidekick. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I decided to take some sandwiches and make a day of it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I demanded my £300 back that very afternoon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I demonstrated this by doing a sad face, then lifting my fist to my eye and waggling it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I developed a complementary technique called controlled anger release slashing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I did a lot of crying as well. I'm not ashamed to say that now. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I did well out of it. My versatility and willingness to leave my principles at the door for the right price. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I didn't hear back so I thought I'd better go anyway on the off chance. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I didn't want someone to pick and prod around my troubled mind like a shopper fingering a piece of fruit in the supermarket. I wanted something that would allow my soul to heal in its own time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I Ding the dinger, but as I leap from the bus and onto the pavement, I've forgotten about my ankle. The sudden throb of pain makes me understand what childbirth must be like, except I'm feeling it ... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I do all this while getting roaring drunk on a what this party for? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I do not give a fucking shit either way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I do not the winged ones you see in films as I've. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I don't go down to the cemetery at all these days unless I happen to be passing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I don't have the exact figures to hand, but it's probably correct to say that half of all marriages end in separation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I don't really like cider, but there'd been a very good deal on it, Threshers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I don't think I've ever screamed at television executives that loud before or since. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I don't think it was in any way arrogant of me to offer my services as a consultant to the Ministry of Defence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I don't want to talk about war because I've seen soldiers decapitated, like in Saving Private Ryan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I doubt her to hop all the way back to the hotel. She did. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I dug out a prize winning thought piece or essay I'd written as a schoolboy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I dusted it down, buffed it off, and allowed myself a little peek inside at the companies I'd lent my voice to. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I eased her out of the way and put the take away menus, the glossy food describing documents that she'd so carefully placed in my hands. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I emerged 3 days later having broken a window and an angle poise lamp and a swivel chair, but still no closer to a new name. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I envisaged it as a kind of idea melting pot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I even returned a prized album of family photos to Carol after she left. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I excelled at outdoor tasks, mastering knots that could theoretically lash a small boat to a jetty or splice together a child shattered leg. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I explained to Carl that I'd forgive her. We'd try again in the morning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I feel like those women who lift cars to free their trapped children. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I felt it was time I shared forward solutions with the world. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I felt like I could sell coal to the Eskimos. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I felt my legs start to buckle beneath me and reached out to steady myself on the Bannister. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I felt that Denton began to develop ideas above his station. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I first got wind of Carol's infidelity when she came home from the gym wearing a pair of Black A6 cycling shorts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I flick my head effortlessly to the right and see another bus pulling in. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I followed him to the bogs at the motor show in 93 and asked him straight out what was up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I forced another two prisms of chocolate into my already oversubscribed mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I found myself walking through the valley of no confidence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I found that the best way to reach a decision is to find out what a Baptist would do, then do the opposite. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I fulfilled the commitment to the best of my abilities, consoling myself at the end of each race. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I gathered what remained of my turbulent supply, entered just six bin bags. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I generally can't think of anything with matching initials that I don't like. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I glance out of the window and see an old woman looking up at the window. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I go to shield my ears from the noise, but suddenly an ecstatic throng of well wishes is rushing into the studio. 2 old ish receptionists struggle to lift me onto their shoulders. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I got home and had a can of better and a sleeping tablet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I got so caught up in thinking about the book that by the time I finally emerged from my bath. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I grew a teak. Tough, metaphorically bulletproof hide, essential in the very real war zone that is broadcasting. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I guarantee they'll make some comment about the lift being slow or full. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I guess I always knew that as word of my competence leaked out across Anglia. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had a cold at the same time, so it was like a musical tsunami. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had a little experience of horses previously, not least on knowing me. Knowing you. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had a s****** from a toilet cubicle and cursed silently. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had an easy way with people and much like Piers Morgan today. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had been a hospital radio DJ at Saint Lukes in Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had bigger plans for the project than drafty staff rooms, though. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had indeed beefed up the nasal quality of my voice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had learned what it felt like to stare death in the face. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had nowhere to turn and forlornly tramped the streets in my Rover 200. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had racked up substantial debt and cash flow meant that I defaulted on the rental agreement of my London apartment and I was asked to leave. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had things to do that afternoon anyway, so I thanked Hayes and stood up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had to round up all the remaining turbula rounds in my house and get rid of them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I had to store my property in the garage even though it was cold in there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I hadn't been expecting a mail order clock to cancel out the grief. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I hadn't even come close to hitting the 500 pound annual spending threshold required to go gold. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I handed the child back to a nurse and ran off to the toilets so I wouldn't be seen throwing my head back on the way to shout. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I happen to believe that his joke about a Swedish Fred Flintstone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I hated it TV back then, and that loathing spurred me on to be the man on the scene whenever a sports star or their attractive spouse had anything to say. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I have to be honest and say I wasn't too cut up when Papa passed on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I hopped on the tube and made my way over to the BBC. By the way, anyone reading this overseas or in Wales, the tube is a means of public transport. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I hurtle across a farmers field, my legs eating up the ground, my arms pumping like the Pistons of a big Victorian steam engine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I ignored the message, temporarily forgetting that when she texts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I immediately found Carol before quickly hanging up on her remembered we were divorced. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I joined Lord Baden Powell's army of Prepubescence, and it is an army. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I just left 60 abusive voicemails on his mobile, plus 12 on Valerie singletons, for which I've apologised. She's above him in my contacts list. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I just realised I'm listing things I have for dinner when I should be listing faces I've seen on the news. But I'm just saying that I'd seen these people on the news and I'd respected them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I knew for a fact this establishment served modern European, whereas I'd hoped we could meet at TGI Friday's because I wanted something with chips. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I knew I couldn't face the juvenile tittering of my class colleagues. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I knew if I was going to be the very best disc jockey there was. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I knew it was probably curtains for me and Carol in 1989. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I knew that in the fog of a previous Swiss chalk high, I had hidden a bar somewhere in the house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I knew that sound tracking my listeners early mornings was a major responsibility. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I knew that the most cathartic thing to do would be to just give it all away. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I knew then and there and then that this was the end of my relationship with the BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I knew there'd be the odd snide comment from people who think that a 2 1/2 hour radio show five days a week is. I'm laughing as I write this. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I know daylight savings play merry hell with milking patterns. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I know for a fact that I would have developed a pretty impressive booze habit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I know he'd lost both his legs, but you don't clap with your feet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I know he's with David Furnish now, but I've long suspected that that relationship is just a cover for his heterosexuality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I know their handshake had seemed to suggest that Sue wasn't a deal breaker. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I launched myself into it like a small circus man being shot from a cannon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I left messages for his PA to say I'd booked his in at Pizza Express so that I could buy him lunch to say sorry. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I like to imagine that after a hard day following the Royals. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I liked it there very much and enjoyed offering suggestions to the management. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I locked my car by casually pointing the keys over my shoulder. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I locked myself in my study and like a scene from a US movie. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I looked him square in the face, and without breaking his gaze, I struck the handle of the knife that was resting on the cheese board. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I love alliteration. I love, love, love it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I love my job though, and despite being unpaid, I'd been quick to negotiate free parking and the right to jump the queue in the canteen. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I love the fact that it was like a car wash for horses. I really loved that fact. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I love to kiss your back from top to bottom and from side to side, also diagonally. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I loved Alan and probably didn't fully appreciate what I had. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I loved it with its sponge covered microphone dangling in front of my mouth like a big black g****. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I made Glen and his group Brandy snaps current name vajazzle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I made my position clear. The nerves had to be dealt with. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I make my way past Boots, JB Sports and Blacks, who I notice have got a 25% off all waterproof trousers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I may be wrong about this, but he looks like a gypsy. I'm not sure of his ethnicity, but I'm reliably informed he once tried to put a curse on Leo Sayer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I may have been back at the exact station, in the exact same building, at the exact same desk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I mean, he'd come back stronger. That was never in any real doubt, but I was impatient and wanted all the rewards that he'd promised me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I mean, I enjoyed helping him out because, and he'd be the very, very first to admit this, he needed all the help he could get. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I mean, I've not demanded that Denton sign any exclusivity agreement as his humour seemed so suited to mid morning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I mean, nothing was going to stop him getting the 10:02 to Newmarket from platform 9. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I mentally rifled through the Rolodex of red Letter days, birthdays, anniversaries, deaths. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I mentioned this because one of the other big boons of hotel life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I met him when I came up to London for my job interview. Things had begun. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I might as well admit now, before any member of my troop publishes a counter memoir, but I never mastered fire lighting. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I misjudged my proximity to the table and clattered against it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I missed being in and around the Death Star as Jeremy Clarkson calls BBCTV Centre. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I muttered something about heading off early the next morning to test drive the new Rover 800 with Gary, who directs the Superdrug commercials. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I need to get back on message, as Tony Blair would say. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I needed the kitchen to myself between 9:00 and 12:00. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I never stopped to ask his permission or run the idea by him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I normally muffle the sound by wrapping it in my duvet and lying on top of it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I note that this in no way tallies with the findings of the coroner. These are my findings, not the crowns. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I noticed that the atmosphere around TV centre was different. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I now had a voice that could take on any chat based challenge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I obviously wasn't going to enforce this with a daily breathalyzer test. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I often think how fortunate it was that Graham was the same age as her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I opened it as gingerly as a rookie bomb disposal operative would open a fat letter bomb in a crash. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I ordered food and wine for us both. A nice German wine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I parted ways to conduct an afternoon with Alan Partridge at the Linton Travel Tavern. With Sue Cook as my ravishing special guest, it was to be a chance for me to reconnect with some of my most lo... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I particularly like one shot of me stepping out of the shower circa 1994. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I passed. I kept saying I passed them both. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I phoned down to hotel reception and told them I'd be moving out at the end of the week and then asked my assistant to find a house that befitted a prime time TV personality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I placed my order but forgot about the cutlery. My food arrived and I had neither knife, fork or spoon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I pledged never again to allow a sidekick to eclipse obscure or impinge ever again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I posted it to her, and only then realized I'd forgotten to sign it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I poured it listlessly until I noticed that it contains chicken Nuggets. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I pressed my hand against the window like they do in films. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I proved myself over the course of knowing me, knowing you. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I provided commentary over the PA for a private greyhound racing event for a group of local businessmen at a track I'm not able to name. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I pulled out a notepad and began to draw up my final will and testament. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I pulled the paper out further until I could make out the letters it bore. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I put my hand up as if to say, give me a minute, will you, Keith? I've just cycled the equivalent of a full marathon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I ran home, excess talc spilling from the bottom of my trouser legs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I reached out and tenderly fingered my glossy, smiling face. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I realized that something far worse was going on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I received a letter from Raquel Welch's lawyer instructing me not to contact her ever again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I received word via fax that a lot of stores were going to take it down from the shelves. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I remember asking him once over breakfast what it had been like. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I remember being especially jealous of a lad called Graham Rig. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I remember boarding a Norwich to London train one Friday morning in late 1991. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I remember eating a great many chicken drumsticks and someone coming up to me and telling me I mustn't forget to have some fibre too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I remember literally nothing of my journey to Scotland. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I remember ruining a colleague's birthday meal by eating 1/3 of a Toblerone before joining them for dinner. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I remember the first book I sold to a WH Smith customer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I remember the intense joy I felt when my father slipped on some cake. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I reminded him of his invitation to come back and stay anytime. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I repeated the not a good look ombre bit to give it proximity to my driving away. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I resolved to keep my mouth shut until I had acclimatized slash acclimated. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I revoked the offer when I realised it might mean travelling to London or Aldershot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I revved louder to let him know I was eager to drive past him fast. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I said if TV was all about numbers, they'd put a keypad under the screen and turn it into a giant Casio calculator. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I said in a quiet, soothing voice, as if I was a conductor whisperer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I said, making inverted commas around the word Jim with my fingers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I sat and listened as the debate raged on among my colleagues before shouting. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I saw a young lady slash old girl stood nearby. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I saw members of the audience doubled over, desperately trying not to wet themselves. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I saw myself turning into a third bird of a feather. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I say that as a man who can Gen up on any subject to university standard in an hour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I screamed at the foreman over the deafening roar of the machinery. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I set about one of the most merciless exercise regimes in the history of knowledge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I shouted and stormed out of the room to the end of the corridor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I shoveled the chips into my mouth as if I was eating pudding. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I shut my eyes and the hope that it might make me hear better. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I slam on the brakes and can't believe it when the car comes to a halt without careering through the fence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I slumped into the shower, which was just a curtained off area at one end of the bath. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I sometimes thought the kindest thing would be to put me out of my misery. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I spent 94 wonderful months behind the market St Lukes, but by autumn 1983. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I spent several sleepless hours that night constructing rational explanations for this sentence. Perhaps she'd caught the tail end of a blue movie on Channel 4 and was chatting to her girlfriend ab... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I spent the entire night stood in front of my bathroom mirror doing everything in my power. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I spewed all my violin to Raquel's delicate hair, sometimes confusing her name with that of my ex-wife. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I spoke to the station controller of Radio Norwich, quickly unreasoned and set about returning the items to my desk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I spoke with her once when she asked me what I was doing outside their house and her language was appalling. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I staggered from television centre, studying myself on an old woman who was there for the BBC tour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I start the drive into work manfully trying to operate the brake, accelerator and cut with only one functioning foot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I start the process of shaking every member of staff by hand. It's only a small gesture, but I know it'll mean a lot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I started with a regime I found in my assistance copy of Bella Magazine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I still believe I was right to be defensive and on occasion orally threatening, because for a sports journalist in particular, the early 90s was a time of plenty. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I still go and watch him from time to time and afterwards we go out for a nandos together. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I still have a beer mat on which he scrawled that very promise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I strode in and dropped my hold all neatly to one side. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I strolled back around the corridor one last time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I stumbled into the bathroom, splashing my face with water so cold it made me go. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I suddenly knew that this could work out very well indeed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I suggested that Alan come too, but after every unreturned phone call to the BBC he'd dig an angry hole in the garden and so any spare energy went on that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I suggested that I come in and talk about the idea of a chat show in which I, the chat show host, would chat to guests on the show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I suggested the name motel as it was half motorcar, half hotel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I survived and returned as the broadcaster I am today. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I suspected her of smoking cannabis and as her employer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I swallowed hard and began to remove the letter within the Lope. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I swung by the hospital to explain the terms and conditions to her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I take his ideas about the redistribution of wealth and shove them where the sun don't shine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I talked to one of the three old reliables, stonewashed baby blue denim jeans, oversized white training shoes and a wearable microphone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I think his exact words were that's just the way they are. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I think it started from a sex game that went wrong 12 years ago. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I think you'll find they are rage, my mum. Like some sort of feral animal brackets. A badger with TB perhaps? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I thought about taking it up with him, but thought better of it. No, I said to myself. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I thought back to a time of my life when I was at my most productive. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I thought it best that I telephoned everyone of my radio knowledge colleagues to tell them I've been plucked for national stardom and I'm believing knowledge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I thought it best to stay on site where I could better observe slash boyfriend slash monitor them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I thought nothing of this until several years later. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I thought, wow, if Clarkson could hear this spiel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I took a deep breath and prepared to introduce myself. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I took another step into the street and bellowed at the sky. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I totally ignore her, partly out of pain, partly because I'm still angry at her countrymen for taking part in the Vichy regime. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I toyed with the idea of doing an arena gig, but quickly ruled it out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I trapped my hand in a door earlier, so my hand hurts and my signature might end up looking a bit weird. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I trudged back to the car and pulled steadily away. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I truly found peace in the gentle side to side Bob of her trot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I turn off the TV and head into the kitchen to treat myself to a bowl of cocoa pops with hot milk. Heavenly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I understood that there wasn't much in the pot to spend on marketing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I used to run along country lanes with my assistant driving behind like a Baptist curb crawler. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I walked out in front of an audience of 400 tipsy sales execs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I want to be fair to Carol. Yes, she's mind blowingly selfish. Yes, she takes grumpiness to a staggering new level. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wanted another slice of quiche and another half are better. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wanted to create the perfect home rather than an art installation with a built in toilet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wanted you all to know first, but in a few moments I'll share the news with my listeners. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was a bit nervous as I hadn't been jogging for years and wasn't sure I'd be able to remember what to do. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was about to drive to the modest bungalow my assistant shared with her racist mother. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was absolutely adamant that that's what the show should be called because I didn't feel that other names were as good as that one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was also injecting seed capital into a number of exciting business ventures. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was approached by Matt and Mario from a production company called AAA Productions. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was at Polytechnic at the time and had popped him for a bite to eat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was awarded my child, and I cradled him against the crook of my elbow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was banging about in the cellar trying to find a pewter tankard that a friend of mine, Pete Gabbitas, had suggested it could be worth a fair bit of money. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was being recognized in hotel bars, train stations. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was deeply moved by what I saw at the paper mill the following day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was driven to go out into the world of broadcasting and succeed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was fully prepared to be the big man and chat to each employee individually to ensure that there were no hard feelings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was fully prepared to walk if they didn't see to my demand. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was going to dress up as David Beckham but in the end I didn't as I was in a bad mood on the day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was good at it and felt no real calling to be on stage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was in solid fettle, slim, happy, professionally successful. I was a published author, no less. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was in the early evangelical flush of forward solutions. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was in the early, early, early stages of repurposing up with the passage for TV, and the pilot script for Swallow had received admiring glances whenever I left it, poking out of my bag. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was in two minds about whether to include intimate details of my sex life in this book. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was introduced to the station controller Peter Crowther. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was just about to ask him to turn the Lollipop to go when he did just that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was lucky enough to have dinner with the general manager of Newport Pagnell Services M1. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was never given the chance to make my much wanted TV shows. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was over at V Centre preparing to interview a bantamweight boxer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was panicking. There was no point in spending my time conflating 2 well known phrases or sayings into a third that, while making grammatical sense, had no value as a metaphor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was particularly pleased with this line because it's the sort of thing I'd usually think of long, long afterwards and then admonish myself for not having come up with it at the time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was pleased he'd come to the last show of the series because by this point my new look was really taking shape. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was pleased that I wasn't making television programs. I was happy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was plucked for a special kind of firefighting role. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was receiving more sexual advances than ever before, many of them from women. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was receiving the kind of countrywide exposure that few of the Norfolk alumni had ever experienced. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was rigged up with one of those cordless mics that you fixed to your head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was sexually assaulted, I had my pants removed and ass exposed by hooligans at a live Comic Relief event. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was so ashamed by my behaviour that I retreated into my shell like a turtle wood if it realised it was about to have a car reverse over its head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was so blown away by John's pitch, I don't think I ate a single g****. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was so mad last night I was considering fighting fire with fire. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was somehow aware of the tax implications of dying intestate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was starry eyed, my mind addled with possibility and adventure. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was temporarily fostered by this kindly family in 1961. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was unable to finish the lasagna she'd cooked and only had a small amount of dessert. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was waiting for Carol when she got back from the gym that evening. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was well paid and given unlimited buffet access. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was witnessing the start of a whole new era of petrol station excellence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I was woken one night by a text from my assistant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wasn't 100% convinced of its ability to cure a fat back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wasn't envisaging that dental would come and go like a weather girl or a traffic and travel person. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wasn't expecting him to pucker up each morning and kiss my rump. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wasn't going to let him pay for the meal, so I took 100 pound note and slotted it into the waiters cleavage. And he did have a cleavage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wasn't invited to Rosie Mayes, birthday drinks, Peter O'hanrahan Summer BBQ, all the funeral of Ted Moe's little girl. Although, to be fair, neither was anyone else. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I went right up to him, bared my gums and made a loud fizzing noise in his face. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I whipped it into the shape of a 60 minute presentation and alongside my radio work. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I will be staying in a static caravan. See Picture Section A10 footer from the yet to be bet at Delta Range. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I winced at her utter inability to lie and pledged to find her £10 later on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I woke at seven with a bit of milk on my face, but also a genuine sense of clarity and certainty. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I won't dwell on what happened, other than to say that our attempts to enter the Guinness Book of Records by pulling the world's biggest ever Christmas cracker. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I won't have been the first British chat show host to kill a man on air, and I won't be the last, but I make no excuse for what happened. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I won't say too much about her. I've no doubt she'll be listening to this. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I worked on a style of glad handing that I felt sure would ingratiate myself to more important people and earn me a reputation of being a charming TV personality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I would also advise you to avoid wearing a head mic on one side of your head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I would ask questions the guests would answer as if in conversation and after a few trial runs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I would forget about BBC One and BBC Two's. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I would have loved to have seen what kind of speed it would have reached on the open Rd. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I would have pumped the man so full of seed capital it would have been coming out of his bum up to a seeding of £999. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I would have said see you in school, but we'd both left a few years before and around sounded more threatening anyway. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I would have spoken, but I'd just cycled the equivalent of a full marathon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I would routinely have to let myself into the House where I'd be on my own. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wouldn't bet on that. I count her as a pregnant woman overtakes me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wouldn't cry at, say, an unexpectedly large MOT bill. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I wouldn't dream of upsetting the guy because I know he has a bit of a temper. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I, on the other hand, kept insisting on air that we were a damn good radio station. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd already betrayed the trust of my digital devotees by introducing a sidekick at all. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd amused, I'd chatted help, amused chat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd arrived with nothing other than a Slazenger backpack, a selection of snacks and sandwiches, a spare shirt and tie, a notebook, pens, pencils, pencil sharpener, first aid kit and emergency 50 pe... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd be able to feed an extended family of, say, 20. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd be glimpsed at the back of lecture halls ghosting through the student union with a glass of cider or shushing idiots in the library. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd even heard impressive reports about the Kuwait M84-AB. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd even heard rumours that owners didn't mind the backbreaking job of collecting up the cuttings afterwards. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd felt absolutely fine in the hearse. In fact, I enjoyed the ride. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd go into a steakhouse or a swimming pool and people would turn and exchange knowing glances. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd heard that BP had done a pretty awesome job on the refurb of one of their garages. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd helped her to avoid both the downpour and who knows. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd honestly never been this excited about a format since Noel Edmonds sat me down with a pen and paper and explained the winning strategy for deal or no deal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd lean on the gate, unwrap a Twix, and watch as the ponies got groomed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd lie there, absentmindedly tossing my ball bag from one hand to the other. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd like to say I came out of the hole ordeal older and wiser. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd like to see if they've uploaded any new pictures of treacle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd like to thank me in the odd fragment have met again in the years since. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd literally flock to anyone. It didn't matter if they were travelling into Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd made-up my mind, after all. It's simply that I can't muster the will to speak. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd often fill the bath, get in, then put the shower on too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd only been sat down for a matter of seconds when a hush descended over the carriage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd received the good news during an intervention. Carol's brother Tim was drinking too much, so it effectively ambushed him in our lounge, and I was pleased that my own success could, in a small w... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd rushed downstairs every Christmas and rip open my presents, hoping against hope that one of the boxes contained a human baby. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd seen him in Bournemouth at House seasons Way back in 1979. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd shadow my colleagues sitting in on other shows to pick up tips, learn techniques or take ideas wholesale, and on one occasion staying at the studio for two days straight. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd sometimes buy one of the small ones while queuing at a supermarket checkout. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd sometimes get up in the night and eat a whole Toblerone to myself. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd spend hours in HMV's, virgin megastores and secondhand record shops staffed by Greasy Head 40 year olds dressed as 20 year olds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd spotted a pimple developing on my neck roughly 3 inches South of my left earlobe. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'd watch endless repeats of birds of a feather. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'll admit, there was a certain awkwardness to those early romps. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'll get Barish into Bloomingdale, explain himself when I next interview him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'll remain above the fray. That's for you, the reader, to decide. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm a friend of Dale Winter, for example, one of the gayest men in Europe. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm about to start work for an organization that needs absolutely no introduction, qualification, or explanation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm back at that tree as an 8 year old child, my nose still bleeding, but it should scab up in a few minutes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm beeping my horn outside Denton's flat no later than 8:50 AM. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm bravely playing down some of those hardships I faced in a way that critics might choose to describe as stoical. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm continually staggered by her failure to graft 9 predictive text. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm doing a good thing day in, day out except weekends. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm fairly sure one that a roast potato fall out of his mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm giving you 36 hours off whether you like it or not. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm going to have had a cooked weight of the best part of 190 pounds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm going to remain close until the onset of my difficult adolescent years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm going to revert to both the first person and the past tense now. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm in full agreement that women should enjoy sexual equality with men and not feel expected to live up to an unrealistic ideal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm in such a hurry I end up pressing the flesh of a couple of people who aren't even on the payroll. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm in the process of making a YouTube video about the case under the banner of Alan Partridge Scrutinises. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm not going to go on about head mics and bulk out my word count with technical details. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm not sure exactly how old she was, but she was good looking for her age. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm obviously not interested in what she has to say, so when I finished speaking, I pressed the buttons on my phone in order to drown out her protests with the ketones. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm often asked if I have a manager or agent and instead of answering with words. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm perpetually analyzing my relevance and fitness for purpose. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm proud to say I achieved the rank of patrol leader in no time with six good scouts under my command. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm reliably informed that lorry driver cleanup costs are budgeted for every service station in the UK. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm sorely tempted to spit into the bastard's mouth, but don't. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm standing in front of a building that is literally steeped in history. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm surprised she had time to get any actual work done. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm told by my assistant that it only took about a month. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm told that some men have written entire books about the experience of becoming a father. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I'm worried it might be taken as a sign of affection by any sexual deviance in the crowd. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've advised him to have a couple of drinks before he came on to loosen himself up a bit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've always thought it's odd how little press attention these stories get. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've been asked many times what happened next when the camera stopped rolling and the audience filled out. What happened to Muggins here? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've been in the BBC club enjoying a buffet put on to celebrate 26 years of tomorrow's world. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've been living in it for three years anyway, parked up in the garden of a kindly farmer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've been through it myself some 25 years earlier and that experience. See Page 3. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've convinced myself of all these things. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've had a scale drawing of your face tattooed on my stomach. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've heard of the phrase a healthy sex life, but this was ridiculous. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've invested a great deal of hope in Allen being a fixture on mainstream TV for years and years to come. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've just blown my previous personal best for fleeing across fields right out of the water. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've just turned his testicles into a couple of bollock pancakes and it feels good. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've long lobbied the BBC for the reintroduction of a primetime TV homosexual. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've not forgotten them, having not known what they were called in the first place. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've subsequently done the same out of choice on four other occasions. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've taken membership of choristers to provide a much needed respite from the hustle, bustle and fossil. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've told you there's no point keeping those. They're not tax deductible. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
I've tried several other designs since, but have honestly never bettered this one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Ideally to me, but had a push anyone with the UK citizenship? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Identifying clues to help me track a stricken comrade. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If advertisers slash architects were even a fraction as clever as they think they are. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If any of you are on the market for a headset MIC, aerobic instructors, business leaders, the people at the market who sell chips, crockery, let me give you a piece of solid gold advice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If anyone came close, I would rear up, spread my wings and chase them across the park. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If ever a TV channel needed helping out of a hole, it was BBC Two 1993 to 1994. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If he was particularly unlucky, it would have been a bouncing Betty. These horrible little devices are designed to spring 3 feet into the air before exploding and inflicting the maximum number of c... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If he wasn't at the chiropodist or his daughter's graduation, he was on holiday, in the Gambia or in a broken lift. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If I can cut across the retail park, I should should. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If I could have given my legs to that soldier after being killed in a car accident, perhaps. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If I have the time, I'll sketch it out and put it in the appendix entirely free of charge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If I really couldn't bear to consort with homosexuals. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If I stop broadcasting on the TV or radio, well, I don't know what happens because I've never let it come to pass. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If I was feeling like a challenge, I'd kick out the plug, turn the taps on and see if I could maintain the exact water level. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If I'd been a philanderer, this period of my life would have been a Turkey shoot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If I'm honest, the role does little to advance the fight and causes neither of us any injuries. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If it had been her neck, it would have been curtains for both her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If it hadn't been for the other room in Maxwell's home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If it looks like we're having sexual intercourse in here, please respect our privacy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If memory serves, he needed a new Ethernet cable from PC World. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If only because that kind of addiction has not really been done before. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If other shows were a normal sized packet of crisps on the hour was very much a grab bag. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If pushed, though, I'd have to say my favorite was Sally Gunnell. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If someone said they were deejaying on an FM frequency, you'd think they were on pirate radio. Sad FM. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If the BBC thought I was going to sit around waiting for them to Mull over a second series, or have yet more meetings, or conclude a criminal investigation into a man's death, they had another thin... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If the caravan's rocking, don't come knocking. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If there was one disappointing aspect to this, it was that the young soldier next to me was the only person not to applaud. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If there's something vain or self-serving about spending £29,000 in real terms. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If they boycott your services, you're looking at a total net loss of £4.95. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If they were taller, shorter than they appeared on TV, and generally providing helpful info on the production process. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If this had been mindless vandalism against cars, I would have laid him out there and then. Seriously, I'd have knocked his teeth out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If we're going down the assets route, then we're talking house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If you don't love someone and don't want to hang around with them anymore. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If you ever needed to go head to head with him in an impromptu Lim audit, there would only be 1 winner. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If you told me that they would do this at the height of the Christmas shopping period. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If you want to make the leap to TV, I do, Desi do, I thought to myself, but didn't say out loud. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If you're in a wheelchair, for God's sake, keep away from the top of the stairs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If you're in the area, by the way, can I urge you to drop in at the King's arms in Barningham? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If you're interested, I'm relatively OK with the aim of digital radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
If you're standing, sit down. If you're driving, pull over. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Imagine Henry the eighth had commissioned nay ordered, Redrow and Barrett to create a modern 21st century house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Imagine you're forcing all six pieces of bad news, a divorce, multiple career snubs, accusations from the family of a dead celebrity, estranged kids, borderline homelessness, that kind of thing int... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Imagining my face on the billboards that massively spruce up Holland Park and then make shepherds Bush roundabout a pleasure to circumnavigate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Immediately I figure out that Maxwell isn't a Good Samaritan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In 1967, I misdiagnosed myself with cancer of the ball bag. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In 1990, I was fortunate enough to see a steward badly hurt at an archery competition. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In 1994 I was named TV Quicks Man of the Moment. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In 2001, it moved to a new site around the corner from the University of East Anglia. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In 91, I was sent out to Tokyo to cover the athletics World Championships. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In a British hotel by any non OAP. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In a clear contravention of my marital vows, I began sleeping with the guy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In a clear indication that he was still on the sauce, bursting out laughing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In a funny kind of way. And at first it was very funny. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In a meeting with a senior executive from Fenway Plastics. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In a recent raffle, I won an afternoon driving saloon cars around Brands Hatch. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In a split second, I've reached my car, slid across the bonnet and got inside. I cracked the engine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In a way that shredded any remnants of honour or integrity they may have had. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In an act of contrition, I ground myself for a week. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In badminton, if you win a rally, you get one point. In volleyball, if you win a rally, you get one point. In tennis, if you win a rally, you get 15 points for the first. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In Britain, people have very wary of seeking help for problems that occur around the head, brain or mind. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In fact, I became such a fixture there. I heard one member of staff quietly refer to me as Karl Marx. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In fact, I was delighted when I learned that he wasn't invited to Fernando's wedding. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In fact, I've seen some of them in bars and restaurants in Norwich during my chat show heyday. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In fact, it was a savvy move designed to keep the deaf onside. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In fact, least of all for the cracking animal noises was a glaring weakness of his. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In fact, Maxwell has very cleverly used the cactus on the windowsill. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In fact, she hated racists as much as she hated homosexuals. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In fact, some of them called me Maverick behind my back, I think. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In fact, the consensus was that the show renamed the day-to-day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In front of me were rows and rows of books. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In his hand as some sort of weapon. I don't get a chance to look properly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In Ireland, due to shortage of office facilities, it's quite normal to have a strategic business meeting in another man's lounge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In late 1997, I was bald deep in a project that looked set to revolutionise the business travel market. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In London, I may have been just another face in an already star-studded media landscape. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In modern times, those with upper lip coverage seem to have been pretty good eggs, with the exception of Saddam Hussein, Joseph Stalin, Adolf, you know who, and several others. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In my BC days, no one was more proud of my success. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In my hand was a golden envelope containing the most important pieces of paper I'd ever clutched. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In my mind, I was living in an old hillcroft atop the coolin on the Isle of Skye. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In my time at the hospital, I was broadcasting live during the deaths of some 800 patients. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In other words, my assistant loved her mum 12% more than I'd calculated. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In other words, she'd achieved through genetics and poverty. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In reference to some pseudo religious team version of step aerobics. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In retrospect, I guess the BBC snub was the real seconder. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In retrospect, I'd taken my eye off the ball and allowed certain boundaries of acceptable behaviour to become blurred. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In terms of weight, I effectively had a large Midget wrapped around my internal organs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the 10 years I'd come up with that view, how many people had ever agreed with me? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the case of the latter, I immediately gave my assistant 36 hours off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the corner of the room, rock around the clock by Bill Haley blasts from the radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the end I have to do the shakes increasingly quickly as I've noticed people have started to drift away. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the end it was changed to mid morning matters, which was a good name because it did matter, and running from 10:00 AM to 2:00 PM occupied a time that everyone would agree was known as mid morning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the end, I got my assistant to leave a box of chocolates on a cenotaph. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the end, I sorted myself out by using a simple but effective visualization technique taught to me by either Paul McKenna or Russ Abbott. I forget which. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the end, the group persuaded me that knowing me, knowing you was better, so we chose that one instead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the end, we decided to follow our hearts and book it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the intervening years, I've received a great many letters from gunsmiths. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the last 100 years, there must have been more divorces than marriages. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the late 80s, that one day my local branch of Tandy would shut its doors to the public so that Alan Partridge could browse its electricals in peace. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the main, that's down to me. Work commitments have made it simply unfeasible. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the morning, the cleaners were fine. Neat little piles of it next to where the lorries had been. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the North Norwich District HQ in Cottagey. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the post apocalyptic aftermath of a nuclear war. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In the preceding seven months alone, I presented forward solutions to the staff of Clinton cards in Kings Lynn, to Fords of knowledge to the entire company of Bulwark IT security. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In what circumstances was I at my most fecund? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
In which we began to sue and count to sue each other on a juvenile tit for tat basis. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Incandescent with rage, I slammed my fist down onto the reception desk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Include that the family was marred by a proclivity for child molestation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Including a quick pit stop at Wetherby services for petrol. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Incredibly, the rights to swallow are still available for purchase. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Indeed, with severely arthritic fingers, every swish of the baton is agony for him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Industry awards and repeated praise from TV Quick magazine are all very well, but it gives me immense pride to think that the final voice these 800 plus people heard. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instantly it struck me that if their thing was intimidating intellect, my thing could be beverage related hygiene. Of course, later I remembered that I already had a thing, namely Sport Pros Paraly... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instantly my confidence returned to its normal level. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instantly, I'm hurled into the belly of a dilemma. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instantly, the fingers of my right hand start to curl inwards. Within seconds our fist has been formed. I launch it directly at my assailant's eye. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instead, he would be by my side throughout, free to lob in a gag at literally any time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instead, I dug into my savings and had pronto print make 2500 Flyers, which I left in piles on the tables of Starbucks and Cafe Nero. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instead, much of our effort went into the production of our annual gang show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instead, my efforts were focused on a new and exciting venture. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instead, the station would become digital only. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instinctively focusing on topics someone like him will relate to. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Instructing her to scour a long wave radio for far-flung stations and then tape entire shows. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Interestingly, Glenn and I have developed an unspoken but quietly effective Ness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Interestingly, Mccomb's career ending back complaint is so cripplingly debilitating. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Into the small but high quality SEER faces. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Irish long haired layabouts. Wrongfully inverted commas convicted of bombing England. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Ironically, bespectacled producers peeked out from behind laptops. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Ironically, the three weeks I subsequently had to take off work very nearly cost me my job. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Is best illustrated in our choice of garden furnishings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Is directly proportional to the instantaneous value of the input signal amplitude. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Is penning a pretty rude lower division football manager down on his team's disgraceful disciplinary record? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Is that FM was at one time the gold standard for UK radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Is very, very, very, very, very very. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It all stemmed from someone telling me I'd feel better off if I exercised. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It allows the adventurous host to try his hand at any type of food. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It comes in centimeter wide segments that together form a rounded pentahydrate shape. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It could be that she had a poor memory for faces and didn't have access to a television set, I thought. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It did because financial difficulties in later life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It doesn't even matter that I'm wearing a shirt, tie and blazer. Nor that instead of running shoes, I have faux leather shoes bought from a supermarket. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It gave me the opportunity to live out the holiday I'd always been denied in my harrowing childhood. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It goes without saying the show will look terrific. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It had been a station in a desperate need of stability. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It had been a time of genuine upheaval for Radio Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It had taken a great deal of thought and consideration and thinking. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It has been an experience best forgotten, but shamefully in the years that followed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It hesitates as if blinded by the light, then darts left and right. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It left the show a quite terrifying realism, which in turn gave us wonderful moments of drama. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It looked important because it was of real import. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It makes me laugh when people suggest I'm exaggerating my psychological distress to cash in on the craze for misery lit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It makes you focus on little beyond the next fix. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It may be that she well used to work for the BBC Radio Phonic Workshop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It may be that she'd forgotten that taking more than one would almost certainly compromise her appetite. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It may have intimated that he was mentally and physically disabled. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It might seem weird that I remember the name of a man who bought a book from me almost 15 years ago. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It probably suited the tone of a hard nosed show to have someone a bit rougher. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It provided a public, free environment for BBC staffers to Carouse and unwind. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It quickly dawned on me that here was a man whose number I needed to take. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It reminded me of the relationship between Catherine Zeta Jones. Incredibly beautiful. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It saddened me because the department was populated by Heroes of mine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It said they consume food as avariciously as they do explicit images of children. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It seemed to me that the world of sport, with its reliance on stats, facts, trivia and rules, provided modern man with certainty and structure. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It seems now that it's not a criminal offence, it's fine for TV homosexuals to be. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It seems so right with its title reflecting my sporting heritage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It shot forward, and with his balance now a distant memory, he came crashing to the floor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It should have been a baseball and pitchers Mitt, but I didn't have one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It took her two days and two nights to deposit her first born from her loins. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It turned out my assistant's mum died of colon cancer anyway, so I was absolved slash vindicated. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It turns out that he's just shouting my well known TV catch phrase ah ha ah ha ah ha. But the panic has galvanised me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a bit of a blur after that. My producer Rupert Summers lost his head and said a few mean things to me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a bullet fired directly into a celebrity's heart. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a day later and after a respectful period of mourning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a full week later that I realized my mistake. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a man in his early 30s wearing an out there Hawaiian shirt and sporting a beard that was sort of gingery, brownie, gingery, brownie, ginger. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a mint condition Daimler ladder let von Domplatz. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a new build, so I wanted to choose off at the door. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a photoshopped image of me as John Rambo. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a pilot scheme way, way, way, way ahead of its time. Indeed, it folded within weeks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a presentation I developed very gradually in my bathroom mirror. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a reminder of what genuinely good comedy sounds like. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a Ruby red birthday cake with my name piped onto it in reasonably accomplished joined up writing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a session we'd go on to repeat many times in the future. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a shame because years later I realised we both shared a love of collecting butterflies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a smashing little hospital and many of the people who went there didn't end up dead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a time of sex, drums and rock'n'roll and these three things, all four things, depending on whether you count rock'n'roll as one item or two. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a warm evening and I was hungry for the 2.5 units of alcohol to which, as a driver, I was legally entitled. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was a welcome revenue stream that complemented brand Partridge beautifully. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was an incident that made me have a terrible, terrible thought. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was an ingenious way to save businesses millions of pounds or billions of pence a year. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was around 11:30 when his wife's Peugeot 306 Cabriolet with red interior careered off the road and into a primary school. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was as if all my years of selfless commitment to the Norfolk community were being recognised in this one spontaneous outpouring of emotion. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was as if I was carrying a lot of straw on my back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was as if I was one kind of person in my London life, not a monster. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was as if the loss of his locks created a lackadaisical attitude to the basics of live TV. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was as rare to see a divorce as it was to see a four leaf Clover or a black chap in a position of authority. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was back at Shea Partridge later on as I drank a pint of water in just three gulps that had occurred to me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was based, of course, on the original design for Sir Christopher Cockerell's Hovercraft. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was best they found out from me as I knew that the loss of the radio stations, Mr Sport, would hit them hard. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was better because it was TV without the restrictive, choking, stifling, suffocating bureaucracy and creativity aborting compliance culture of the BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was different when I returned to radio. She didn't listen to Norfolk Knights. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was easy enough for me to do this, but that wasn't the point. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was effective. At least two of our populations resulted in children. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was hard to know for sure as I'd now opened my eyes, thus depriving myself of the hearing boost conferred on me by blindness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was he who alerted me to the fact that Roy Wood could play bassoon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was important that I wasn't triumphalist about being recommissioned, but equally it was essential that I got one over on Dave Clifton. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was in my first few months at the BBC that I received one of the finest pieces of advice in Britain. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was incredible to think that the letter S such a simple concept to even the youngest of children was like a foreign country to this man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was incredibly unseemly and I know Gary was kept away from athletic events for a good while after that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was like all the best bits of living in a deluxe house, but without the constant endless hassle of having to move between rooms. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was like swimming in the sea during a tropical downpour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was now home to jowls, eyes and chin that were being dragged torso, woods. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was now home to over 5 stones of excess weight. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was now thick, full and if I tipped my head right back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was one of the loudest peals of laughter since sliced bread. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was only polite that I got in touch to offer my congratulations. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was pretty relentless and if I'm honest, I think it's stuck in Eastwood's craw. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was probably just an admin error or a cruel wheeze dreamt up by some of the lads at Radio Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was really pioneered by Dave Coleman on question of sport when he tonally suggested Bill Beaumont had got an answer wrong. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was Sheila who answered the door now, a bit mumsy, like Fran had been. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was situated in the sweet spot between London and Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was some comfort to me that I knew one of the team already. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was that a lighthearted comment in which I joked that I owned my own production company. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was the enemy in a lifelong war his mouth was never going to win. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was the install radio station for a branch of record shop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was to see if I could freeze it and then bring it back to life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was where a starstruck Alan Partridge would buy a sandwich most days in the hope of spotting Esther Anson. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It was, I hoped, totally equidistant between Nigel Pinsent in depth and Wally Banter's junk box. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It wasn't a big deal to be honest, because I had already started thinking that I didn't want to be on BBC TV anymore, so it was fine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It wasn't anything significant and it was certainly not in the bedroom department, a room where, to be honest, he played a blinder. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It wasn't just spoken passages culled directly from bouncing back, although some bits did double up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It wasn't some attempt to boost my profile and secure lucrative television work. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It wasn't some kind of clever clogs psycho Babble. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It wasn't until after I'd made toilet that things started to fall into place. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It went on to say that radio Norwich was to be sold to a fast growing holding company called Gordale Media. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It will be stripped down concourse retailing in its purest form. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It worked for Dale Winton, who could switch from air kissing a commissioning editor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It worked for me then, and I know it works for Jonathan Ross now. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It would be a system to set free the limitless potential within us all. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It would be my last chat show on BBC Television. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It would be transmitted as a series of zeros and ones reforming in the ear Terminator two style as a crystal clear facsimile of my real life voice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It would bring a real freshness to the show to have this unique comic mind chucking in dry comments. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It wouldn't be so bad if they stayed on the lawn but last night, and forgive the language here, but they were fucking all over the herb garden. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It wouldn't do to have spent the entire show speaking like a quacking duck. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's 1988 and a young side parted young radio reporter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's a contract, I said. A legal document. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's a little known fact that Peter's grandfather, Joseph, designed the London sewer network. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's a rare chance for US radio professionals to do our stuff in front of a real-life audience. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's a strange truism that people tend to feel sorry for a man whose house is a travel Tavern. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's a technique my editor at Harper Collins feels worked particularly well in the charter where I described my own birth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's an open secret in the BBC that you smell like cheese. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's an open secret that the TARDIS noise was made by a BBC engineer scraping his keys down the fat wires inside a piano. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's an unusual sight, certainly a person lying there with a big rod coming out of them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's as if they're people have cast off the state imposed grumpiness of communism and are now grabbing life with both hands. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's barely even a shake. It's more of a grip and release. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's funny. When you move from a hotel to a detached house in a 10 foot static home, people are quick to assume you're down on your luck financially. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's generous sugar content. Some are taking me higher. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's hard to describe what it's like to lose your mother, but Harper Collins have insisted I try. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's hard to think of architects as genuinely creative people. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's just occurred to me that in the previous chapter, when I said I spent the night with Glenn Ponder, I should make clear I meant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's just old lady gravity getting her way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's like a who's who of the companies I'd done work for in 92. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's me, I exclaimed. I am that tree. I personify its standout quality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's my privilege to say they were some of the most dazzling young broadcasters I'd ever had the pleasure of working with. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's no exaggeration to say that it nearly blew me back against the car. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's none other than my deejaying nemesis Dave Clifton. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's not easy, but I'm confident that if I move my good foot quickly enough. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's not even as if I wanted to live a particularly long life as a child, I would have been satisfied to reach my mid 30s. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's not even like we could go foraging into Suffolk for scraps. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's not for single parents, asylum seekers, football hooligans, people in care or criminals. Unless white collar and sorry. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's not what he would have wanted, but in a way that helped. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's Pepsi or Shirley from Pepsi and Shirley. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's rare that I notice a man's palm piss because my own inner hands tend to work up a torrent of clamminess straight after towelling. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's Skittles, the insane superfan in the blink of an eye. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's surprising how many of these techniques can be used to track an enemy or errant spouse. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's the equivalent of saying if you like beef burgers, don't eat them, or if you hate London, go and live there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's the old lady I've seen from the studio window moments before. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's the tale of stubbornness, broken promises, broken dreams. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's then the present tense used in this passage is not a literary device, so that this next bit comes as a surprise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's true what the Bible says. I'm used to myself on their wedding day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's what Jesus of Nazareth would have had in mind as he turned loaves and fishes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
It's wrong to call them mothers. There's no way any of them had been through pregnancy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
ITV got cold feet in the end and decided not to take the show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Jason had been promoted to an assistant producer and had a newfound confidence since his psoriasis had cleared up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Jason suggested I save it until the end of the series so that I could maintain concentration, which I did. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Jesus, what happened to your ankle? He asks, leading his head out of that little cabin they sit in. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Joe did his best to trade on the disastrous TV appearance. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Joe was streets ahead of his time, writing his own material and bringing a fresh perspective to the art of stand up comedy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Join the fucking queue, mate, I said with my eyes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Just as a well fitting jockstrap cups the cock and balls of a sportsman. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Just as important as my mental health was my physical shape. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Just before I entered the building, the security guard catches my eye. He looks a bit down, or rather more depressed than usual. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Just like a young chimp raised by humans, your grief can seem totally under control. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Just one, she replied greedily, eyeing up my full bag of fish crunches. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Just swing by my office tomorrow and we can hammer all that out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Just take the number one singles from my first year on the job, 1975. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Just thinking that you lot have probably got T aids. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Just to be certain I was making the right decision, I consulted my assistant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Just wanted to check on you, I said. In an arm around the shoulder kind of way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Keen to defend her honour, he flicks his wrist to and fro in the international gesture for masterbator. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Keen to get out there and improve lives, so I'd slapped the door of my Lexus and suggested that if he improved his literacy and appearance, he could drive one of these. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Keep away from the windows and await further instructions. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Know what happens next, and I won't spoil the excitement for others by revealing it now. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Knowing me, knowing you sang that Jeff Lovell girls and as the track reached its conclusion. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Knowing me, knowing you would be broadcast from a studio 25% larger than asplan companies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Knowing me, knowing Yule was to be broadcast five days later. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Knowing she was from a former Soviet country where human rights atrocities are commonplace. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Krispy Kreme dirty dozen Peter Purvis SSS the s s. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Labeled brilliant by one of the finest headmasters I've worked under. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Last time my fan belt went, I was in the middle of Norfolk at 2:00 AM and I had to flag down a woman's car and demand that she make the phone call for me. She was really scared, but then so was I. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Last year I broadcast wearing a full suit of armour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Laughing along with me at this guy's working classiness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Launched their fabulous wild bean cafes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Learning much about my capabilities and the ins and outs of female anatomy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Less so for those on the sofa, in bed, or reading aloud to a blind friend or lover. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Let me just lay to rest here and now, a baseless accusation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Let me tell you something for a man who works five days a week in the BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Let's just say that what I regarded as gentle joshing of the opposite sex. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Lethargy plus Toblerone equals obesity. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Letters that had been formed into words by a kindly typist. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Lie on the kitchen floor and place their genitals within spitting distance of one another. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Lies in spending hours perfecting the release mechanism of a flintlock pistol. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Like a human kebab, or if you prefer some kind of lady Lolly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Like a quiet wife or a sidelined application for planning permission. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Like most men of his generation, he'd returned from the war a changed man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Like my now completed house, I opted for the name Classic House. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Like Obama after he'd just scored a slam dunk on the White House court. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Like some sort of confectionery Anne Frank. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Like the bubbles and the glasses of champagne I would have been enjoying if I'd like the taste of champagne. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Like the sound of a piece of flesh hitting a nearby piece of flesh. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Like tiny pieces of a snowman who had stood on a landmine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Lina may have been unencumbered by disability, but he was also a senior figure in the BBC of the 90s and as such he was contractually entitled to use these roomier facilities whenever he wished. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Listeners, please Don your Kevlar body armour and retreat from the blast zone, taking care to position yourself behind a wall or stationary vehicle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Literally shaking at how right. How Ruddy, correct. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Literally, in the case of Fairview, ride on lawn mowers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Literally, in the case of those hearing this on the train or bus or in the car. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Little did I realise that we would never be this happy again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Live on air in the 6th and final episode of my chat show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Local entrepreneurs would come up to me in my room. I'd lie on my bed eating g****s like an emperor and quietly listen to their pictures. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Looks like Anthony Eden's about to be named Prime Minister. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Looks like I got the kidneys, then I roar, still inside my head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Losing his waist length Corkscrew curls in favour of a shorter, smarter style. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Lovely day, says an old cardigan woman towing a tartan shopping trolley. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Lying on my back, I mean not my front, I was in a state of relaxation rather than internment. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
M73M80M9A9M90 and then. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Macomb didn't just squawk smelly. Alan farted at me a few times. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Macomb. Rarely, if ever straight into my consciousness now. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Made more complicated by Lisa's vindictive Employment tribunal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Make you stop laughing and make you stop crying. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Making me an attractive proposition for even the most toxic brands. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Making television programmes and earning north of 200K per annum as a result. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Making unflattering comparisons to his own and to the majority of my classmates. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Manny was the time I'd see Nicholas Witchell sitting all alone in the canteen. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Many of the people who pledged money to the port of Africa were only happy to see the cash reach the needy if they could first peer at my naked anus. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Many years later, I contacted Dave and asked him to come present my show on hospital radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Marriage is dead, I shouted to the listeners of mid morning matters not six weeks ago. Then I paused for dramatic effect and to finish my mouthful of sandwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Marx offers a wonderfully forgiving returns policy, but even they would draw the line at snotty grundies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Maverick disk jockeys flouting regulations to give Lester something new and fresh. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Maxwell begins to chant a terrifying noise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Maybe even Coco van. Sometimes just a quick can of soup. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Maybe it was financial reasons. Maybe I'd passed mums cervix. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
McComb let's not bother with first names. Was and is, I'm sure. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Me exploring her body with my quivering hands. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Me for its ample parking and easy access to junction five of the AK47. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Me. I put it down to a combination of all these factors. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Meandering anticlockwise through the corridors of laughing liberals. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Meant he ended up as a casual labourer in his 60s. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Meant I was freed from the obligation of keeping up to date with contemporary music trends. Instead, I could continually revisit music. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Meant that all the audience could hear was her calling me a petty little secret. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Meanwhile, Anne Diamond is one of the nicest people I've met. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Meanwhile, the statuses of acquaintance, business partner or lover could all be achieved on a good day with a fair wind inside 90 minutes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Memories. People from my past significant achievements danced before me like I imagine they would if I was sitting at a fire after drinking the potion in some kind of voodoo ceremony. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Menopause or sourcing sex from an alternative supplier? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Merely providing award-winning snippets of sporting headlines would have left them shortchanged and angry. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Microwave pasties reheat and eat pies. Packaged sandwiches. The choice of perishables was truly humbling. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
More impressively, they'd worked out that they could induce a hemorrhage themselves by tethering me to the roundabout with the strap of my own school bag and letting the centrifugal force do the rest. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
More likely caused by wide band impulsive noise generated by nearby heating thermostat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
More privately, he'd bought a series of vintage Bentleys but didn't know how to drive them, secretly preferring his Toyota Avensis. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
More worryingly was the risk of my job being given to someone else. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Most notably in the BBC canteen for behind a newspaper. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Most of them took it well and showed tremendous stoicism, displaying almost no emotion. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Most people just ended up thinking he had learning difficulties, which to my mind he definitely does. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Motorway rambles a travelogue of Maine, walking the hard shoulders of British highways with special permission from the British Transport Police. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Mottled Gray and measuring a good 15 hands. You could just tell that she. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Mouth dry, head spinning, and suddenly keen for a poo. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Much like a Masonic Lodge, it provided a meeting point where the region's most important people could get together, share ideas and do each other clandestine favours. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Much like most of the patients on the Marie Curie wing, my days were numbered. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Much like Tom Robinson from the Tom Robinson band, he's now sorted himself out and has a couple of kids. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Mukum worked for several years in the warehouse of British Leyland before a back injury scuppered his forklift truck driving. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Mum said he came back from the war with a rage that never went away. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Mum, he said cheerfully. I'm off to save a Jew or two. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Music is a powerful emotional catalyst and research suggests. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My abiding memory of them is that they were having a relationship. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My aim was to take the presentation on a tour of the major theatres around the country. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My assistant being an idiot 3. Maybe 4. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My assistant said that wasting so much money on treat food was immoral. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My assistant says I stopped checking her expense claims for some time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My assistant still harbours an openly bigoted dislike of Glenn and his husband. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My assistant was busy double checking my Sainsbury's receipt for any instances of overcharging. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My assistant would pop round to the house every day to drop off food, do the dishes, flush the loo. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My attitude for not tying meant that I was called into action as a stagehand, hogging up scenery panels, then lowering them down again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My brain had half a dozen thumbs pushing into it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My breathing was shallow, my limbs were shaking and my sweating palms were crying out for the absorbative powers of a shammy leather. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My clothes were and would remain somewhere in the sweet spot between smart and smart casual. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My crime? Taking my wisdom and sharing it with people who would never develop it off their own bat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My demons haven't been exercised, they've been rounded up and shot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My drink and drugs. Heck had taken me to places I never wanted to go. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My eyes filled with a burning white light and ABBA drenched my brain. Ah, I boomed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My eyes peeped out redly from a pair of collapsed lids. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My fans are expecting 3 hours of quality radio delivered mid air. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My friend, I said. You're wearing a high visibility jacket with a T-shirt that says Rage Against the machine on it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My gowns spread apart like the curtain of an old proscenium arch theatre to reveal A1 man show by John Thomas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My job wasn't on pirate radio. That would have been a criminal offence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My long Poly brochure arrived this morning, so I've just been looking at holidays, he started. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My measure of success. And it stood me in pretty good stead over the years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My mind blasted by the twin concerns of spilt cake. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My mind diving and soaring into a new ecstasy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My mind drifted back to my earliest broadcasts on hospital radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My mind was already on the next exciting stage of my life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My mouth and chin were stained brown from all the binged chocolate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My only concern is that he may be preparing to use a weapon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My only focus now was on bouncing back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My previous work, a funny thing happened on the way to the stadium to Alan Partridge by Alan Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My professionalism was such that I didn't betray even a flicker of displeasure on camera. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My project was in the works a full six months before the 1st transmission of the show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My refusal to dumb down. If anything, I'd dumbed up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My sex life post Carol had been as threadbare as the gusset of my #1 dad novelty briefs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My show came directly before the graveyard slot of Dave Clifton. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My show would combine all that was good about its alliterative brothers just mentioned. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My skin was as shrivelled as an over microwaved pea. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My son was teaching me about quadratic equations at the time, and although I had convinced him that they were genuinely irrelevant in real life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My strategy of combining searingly honest admissions about my own life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My TV career was bulldozed by a short sighted Commissioner who I'm delighted to say is now dead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
My wife has scurried across my windscreen. Back and forth, back and forth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Myself and the RT execs had hit it off in what I can only describe as a big way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Name any of the major advertising campaigns from 86 through 91 Dunfield carpets. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Nana Mouskouri, John Denver. The seekers. The new seekers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Nando's efficiency system, in which we ensure that a second is not wasted. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Naturally, I couldn't wait to start quizzing him about the almost comical mismatch between the domestically built T72 tanks used by the Iraqis. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Naysayers have suggested that I'm dramatizing details of my early years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Nearby, diners who'd been secretly eavesdropping on our summit gasped and stared. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Neither had anyone been punched in the face with a Turkey hand, and in a way, he was right. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Never before had I been so badly in need of a metal detector. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Never before had I been so irked by vulpine intimacy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Never the most upbeat of motoring journalists, something was up with quints. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Nick was ballsy. He'd been in charge of the big revamp at Radio Norwich, which, to the naked eye, comprised of a new aluminum handrail by the steps and a slightly bigger sanserif font on the signage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Nick, his skin now cloaked in a bumpy rash as a result of work related stress and a wholly inadequate hygiene routine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No chance. He's old school and is aware that a disproportionately high amount of crime is committed by the unemployed and asylum seekers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No doubt intent on returning to their desks to switch off their e-mail, take their phones off the hook and give themselves a few minutes to get their heads straight. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No doubt pilfered by a new convert to my fresh rock sounds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No doubt we'll end up down the pub swapping stories about people with no money. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No matter, because new satellite channel UK conquest was sniffing around like a Randy dog who'd picked up the musky excellence of another dog's vagina. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No matter. I was back on the telly and things were better than ever. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No one has had a problem with me when I left the station back in 1991. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No prizes for guessing which of us is the smelly one now. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, a sexual relationship with this woman would have been quite wrong. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, far from being a downbeat end to the series, I was in high spirits. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, forward solutions was a potentially lucrative, potentially helpful, potentially global life improvement program that having helped me, could potentially help other people. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, genuinely good music has been created since 1988. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, I was doing pretty fine, thanks. I was approaching my 200th episode of Skirmish. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, I was happy for the architects to mimic the red Row Boys wholesale. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, I was wrong to suggest that they all suffered from a terminal beverage based illness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, I'd foreseen my career would be with other broadcasters anyway. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, no. My TV days were dead to me and I was fine with that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, the person who really invented reality TV. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No, they mustn't be used all in one go. Instead, the allotted hours may be taken at anytime in the next month. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No. If anything, I embraced it. In fact, the phrase has become so synonymous with brand Partridge, I later took steps to claim some kind of entitlement to it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
No. Ohh, I shout, tossing my head back and firing my scream into the sky. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Nodding as I hear the satisfying thud of a bone on gland. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Nor was there any suggestion that Members must sacrifice livestock. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Norfolk's best music North Norfolk's best music mix. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Normally so cruel, as I think I've made abundantly clear holding a cake. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not a day goes by when I don't think about that moment. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not a lot of people know this, but in 1997 I spent 183 nights in a travel Tavern. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not a play goes by without 1 character whispering something about another character that is clearly audible to that character. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not being Privy to my train of thought, they had no idea what the tea prefix was. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not by the mealy mouthed critics or the slippery commissioners, but by the most important people of all, the normal everyday man on the street. Slash train. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not for them the bickering over VAT receipts or making their children pick up private cuttings in the rain. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not just a second series, but other potential projects. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not least because I had no shoes and felt daft. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not least because I was starting to swell grotesquely and weight. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not least because my mouth was still littered with bits of her recently consumed banana. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not many people had turned up to the soiree. The 25th anniversary in 1990 had been a much bigger do. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not me. You don't have to be best buddies with your workmates to enjoy your job, and I certainly wasn't. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not much less than a woodwork teacher would have got in the 1970s. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not on the server, but undeniably on the show were Joe Beasley and Cheeky Monkey. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not only did she insist on competing with a full face of makeup and a big ballsy squirt of perfume. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not really. Do I even remember that my face on the cover of Radio Times once led to a 2% leap in circulation? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not sat him with cowl as she decorates her face with spare ribs sauce. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not that I was desperate. I had plenty of ideas and I was in demand for broadcasting work elsewhere. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not that it was my fault. I was forever bringing a rice smile to my listeners ears. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not that she's dead. She's hit in her upper arm, which must come as some relief. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not that this was the only consideration. I'd argued strongly that we must respect the memory of Forbes and plough on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Not to share it. Never to share it. Not ever. No, that wasn't going to happen, pal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Nothing comes close to the shame. Desperation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Nothing. But she went berserk. Her attitude really, really stank sometimes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now I knew for a fact that truck drivers just climbed down and did it on the tarmac. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now I thought my parents union was in the rock solid camp. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now I've given STD's to men, women, children in some cases. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now in these systems, the analog audio signal is digitized. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now some of the biggest names in corporate Norfolk were Wangling 4 figure deals in my face like a large Willy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now the Michelin star chef proprietor of Just Willis, but at the time suffering his own psychological meltdown which manifested itself in his appearing as a transvestite Fanny Thomas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now this was a plus point because I love T urns still do. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now, however, the time has come to bid you farewell. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now, not only did I not know Keith was getting a flymo. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now, what catapulted me to local radio glory was the fact that I'd been uninvited to a wedding at the 11th hour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Now, when you go long term in a comfortable midrange hotel, choice of room is paramount. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
O starts again, this time more slowly, gliding over every crease and crevice like some sort of very thorough snake. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Occasionally, certain young BBC starlets rider Irving Bonnet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Occasionally, other mourners would see this happening in frown. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Occasionally, though very occasionally, someone would leave the partridges nest. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of any wrongdoing makes you think that's something that needs denying. There isn't. There were a lovely family kept themselves to themselves and the neighbours have said they seemed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of course, it also meant that I was something of a mystery man on campus. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of course, it could have been lying. After all, it's not always easy to trust the bearded. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of course, Jimmy was found dead in his own sex shortly afterwards. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of course, there was still the small matter of finding a publisher. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of course, these days young professionals hot footed to pet a Manger every lunchtime to gobble down box after box of sushi. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of course, with radio being an entirely aural medium, the mirror had no part to play. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of course, your problem with any kind of communal drink station is the Sugar Bowl. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of the regional digital available audience, which is 8000 people. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of the six people on the sofa, 50% were gay. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Of the times that the smelly Alan Partridge barbs have stood me in good stead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Ohh, I should have said this was for a suicide bid, which I didn't get round to. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Ohh. I boomed, and Sheila bolted down the hall. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
OK, he had a soft spot for a portion of Chicken Chow main on a Friday night. But to be honest, who doesn't? And besides, even the most berserk Sinophile would struggle to argue that ingesting indus... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On a good day achieving its target regional digital optional share of 2%. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On another day she might have got away with it, but with a quite extraordinary weight of me on her back, the rusty nail just slid through the hoof. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On my insistence, we conducted audience research using a survey that I designed, which turned out to be chock full of insights and learnings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On my way back from Scottish country dancing practice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On other occasions I enjoyed erotic and informative afternoons. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On the face of it, it pertained to the distinctive aroma of scampi, but Denton and I knew it had vaginal overtones. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On the hour was edited by the redoubtable. Love that word. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On the off chance that he might be about to turn the lolly round. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On the other hand, they were moving everyone in the county onto water metres, so perhaps it wasn't a premeditated act of anti alienism. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On the pavement, people hurry and scurry both to and fro. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On the platform, I'd come across a young man who just returned from fighting in Gulf War one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On the subject of female armpit hair, on which I had and have pretty trenchant views. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On the surface, it would appear to be half autobiography, half self-help manual. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On the title page of my pilot script for the Norwich based Detective Series Swallow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
On two late up with the Partridge on too early or mid morning matters dead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Once for Carol's birthday, when she was going through an unfulfilled phase. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Once in every while, me and the rest of the boys would meet up for a few pints. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Once released into the glaring sunlight of the Sun, I'm hauled into the BBC for crisis talks without a care for my other meetings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Once the top's been opened, we want to know how long you kept the fizz and how you did it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
One member of the Troop, Phil Wiley, was in my class at school. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
One of the hottest broadcasters in install radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
One of the many reasons why I often greet new acquaintances with a curt nod or a wave. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
One of the most special things about going native in a travel Tavern. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
One person stands out for my 8 month Travel Tavern residency. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
One piece on its own seems harmless, doesn't it? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
One that could easily be stretched out into a film or novella. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
One thing led to another and I ended up punching a golfing cripple in the face after he made an off colour joke at my expense. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Only months earlier, I had been comprehensively DE housed by Carol. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Only to reveal at the end of the sentence that he'd got it right. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Open it, stuttered my mother nervously. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or alternatively, people would just swivel their stools round so they didn't have to strain their necks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or become the talk of the town with a delicious spatchcocked chicken. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or Dennis, Dennis and Dennis. Or Gregson, Smith, Oliver or Barrow, McGuigan bounder. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or grab one to enjoy with a sandwich at a petrol station. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or hescock, Greengrass, Mitchell and Matthews. I could go on, but I won't. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or how painfully drawn out his eventual death would have been. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or if you wanted to get the ferry, we'd pay for your petrol for the run up to Holyhead and sort you out a cabin. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or intimate that I'm some kind of Wally can frankly EFF off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or junkie chasing the dinosaur in a squat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or maybe a ream of high grade printed paper? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or maybe he had friends in high places. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or out at a charity treasure hunt organised by round table. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or pretending to like classical music. Simon Bates. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or scoff at a naked man crying in the bath. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or second rallies you've won in that game. Or 10 for the third, with an indeterminate amount assigned to the 4th rally. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or the blissful relaxation engendered by crouching in the half light, flannelly sweat from my undercarriage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or the number of transmitters required to cover a region. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or the use of Comic Sans font in an otherwise serious PowerPoint presentation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Or third floor over the sound of the recording. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Ordinarily, it would be hard to tell whether it was through emotion or because the pubs had yet to open. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Other than making a winning bid for a 12 Volt automatic hammer with soft grip handle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Other than perhaps the weather and the road works at the top of Chalk Hill Rd. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Other than those moments when I've either punched or shot people live on air, the name Alan Partridge has come to be a byword for broadcasting excellence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Other times I'd go jogging with a Bluetooth headset on and get my assistant to type the chapters up when I spoke them to her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Other, less angry listeners put it down to the rise of contraception. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Others are peering in through that little round window in the studio door. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Others say they have heard whispers there were discrepancies with Chris's page of the contract. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Our conversation would easily have brought home the gold. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Our current affairs show for a soon to be launched TV channel from the mind of Kelvin McKenzie. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Our final show had seen a guest appearance from Tony Hayers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Our paths are crossed in local radio, where he'd been a fledgling producer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Our relationship had been so complex I could write a book on it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Out of interest, I inquired if it entitled him to a badge for his car. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Over Maxwell's, there was a painting of a topless female biker. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Over my mantelpiece, there's a painting of a country church with a herd of geese wandering past. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Over the previous few years, my body had become flooded with blubber. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Over the roar of the onrushing traffic, I heard her Winnie. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Over the years, I developed a taste for the Swiss delicacy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Overcome with rage, I flick him the vees. Both hands. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Overtime, though, I did pluck up the confidence to join in the chitchat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Pan right. It's a hospital room. A clammy pregnant woman lies spread eagled on the bed and is about to produce pitter patter of her own. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Partly because he was angry, and partly because he only had five minutes to get over to the other side of the zoo for the seal performance. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Patchy Productions had gone under years before after an injunction from a former goalkeeper, Ray Clemens. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Peeking out now and then from behind a strip of scampi fries. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
People assume the episode must have profoundly affected me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
People had asked to know more about my background to find out who the real Alan was. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
People have suggested I bottled out of taking the BBC's breach of contract to the highest court in the land. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
People have tried to talk me out of it, of course. Some concerned that the jumping will compromise sound quality, others believing wrongly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
People now look to me to provide a much fuller broadcast experience. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
People put the spoon back in the bowl after stirring in their sugar. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
People thought I was nervous, but I wasn't nervous. Nervous of what? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
People would have thought you were referring to a science fiction disease. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Perhaps I've been pushing myself too hard with the book for 11 to 12 year olds and my brain was scrambled. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Perhaps it's easier to tell you what forward solutions wasn't. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Perhaps subconsciously aware that I'd soon become a disc jockey. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Pete had been a confidant and friend and a lender of production facilities for over a decade. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Pete was a big hearted, big bellied guy who like nothing more than providing cut price production facilities to the region's most creative minds and then rounding the day off with a pint or two. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Pete was a massive fan of swallow, perhaps seeing a little of himself and the rule breaking cynic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Peter Bazalgette of Endomorphs fame is sometimes wrongly credited with the invention of reality TV. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Phil Shepherd had them crying with laughter in the saloon bar one night last year. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Phil was always the baby of the group and had a snotty nose quality that we bullied out of him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Phil was back then a bit of a no at all and was brought down a peg or two by off air pranks such as having his new shoes filled with piss. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Phil, if you're listening to this, why not give me a call? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Players would vie to complete fictional or historical military operations with the fewest casualties. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Please don't think there was just because I've created the image of my face being pulled toward an older woman's breasts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Please, Lord, make it stop, I sniveled. I'll do anything you ask of me, within reason and subject to getting permission from my mum. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Plus an evidence bag, which he never uses for evidence but keeps folded in the right hand pocket of his donkey jacket in case he has a big meal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Plus, Bilardi threw a tantrum when he heard I was growing it and sent me a very, very curt letter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Plus, I've had my assistant sit behind them in the staff canteen and listening to their conversations. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Pointed out on air that an anagram of Alan Partridge is anal dirge Pratt. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Pointing out politely that the actual format hadn't been explained to her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Possibly the most talented easy listening battons, man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Pounding at his belly and tits, shouting. Come on then, come on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Poverty stricken, drugged up to the nines on smack pipes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Practicing my musical number again and again and again until my throat swelled up and I couldn't fit Christmas pudding down it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Prepare to fail, as I once had engraved on the underside of a watch that I've subsequently never worn. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Prepare your psyche for a new listening experience. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Pretty man and an orifice and a gentle hand. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Privates face and mouth were stench and stain free. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Provides an advantage in cancelling naturally occurring noise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Providing classic hits, news, weather and chat from 4:30 to 7:00 AM was by no means a bad gig. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Providing my show doesn't clash with today, start the week or The Archers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Pulls the top of the microphone off and throws it at the reporter, but it doesn't hurt anyway because it's made of grey foam. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Purchased an auction from under the considerable nose of Michael Winner. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea drinking equivalent of shedding a needle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Putting my shirt back on after a good wash before brushing my teeth and grabbing another coffee on the way out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Questions tumbled around my head like trainers in a washing machine I've mentioned on two previous occasions. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Quick digression for the AV nerds out there. I absolutely insist on presenting with a Sennheiser 152G2 headset microphone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Quite how or why this would work isn't yet scoped out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Quite often, they'd end up on the grave of Dan's loving father and loyal husband, Faversham. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Radio 4's on the hour was a weekly news program with seriously big balls. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Radio North Norfolk. Say what, Alan? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Reading the travel news into an unresponsive studio Mic is one thing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Realizing my error, I gasped a sexual swear word. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Really good, thanks Stephen, I said briefly, forgetting that his name was actually spelled with a V and not a pH. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Really. What is it? His furrowed brow seems to ask. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Referring to her appearance in 1,000,000 years BC, I called her a historically inaccurate, sexy bikini sex woman. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Referring to make clear my disdain on air by quelling my laughter, talking over him, or making him explain his jokes in great detail. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Reluctantly discredit his testimony on the grounds that he's a former alcoholic and current weed junkie. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Removing any traces of magnetite sludge from my system. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Rendering him dead to me then and always. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Repeat this is digital radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Replies an orderly almost certainly not educated enough to follow politics. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Return her library books in time, saving her money that she could use to feed her children. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Rich shares had convinced me to do something more worthwhile than providing a soothing backdrop of music and companionship for those in need. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Richard, it was his name he doesn't have, doesn't have a gay bone in his body. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Right there and then I wrote him a check for £300. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Right. Point blank. Do you like me? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Rock, Andrew and Fergie Oxo, Edward and his wife rock Anne and Mark Phillips, Oxo. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Roughly similar to the one before the one before this, but better because my feet was higher. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Rumor had it that has tentacles even stretched up to the Fens and Cambridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Rupert Summers, who had experience of live TV from Manning the telephones on ITV Telethon 88. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sadly though, my one man station based sales frenzy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sadly, circumstances meant that I've not been able to get back to the hospital in the intervening 31 years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sadly, many in the troop felt the scouting hierarchy only applied during our weekly meetings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sadly, these basic parts agean values are commodities like sterling or leaded petrol. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Safe for 16 years of attritional bickering and one pretty choice piece of philandering? Hers. See chapter 15. The bitch would ever be able to undo. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Said Carol's mum, Stella, not bothering to think of a greeting of her own. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sailing under the ocean in a submarine disguised as an iceberg. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sandra and I remain very, very good friends and I regret my line of questioning deeply. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Save for a couple of anecdotes that I took from Russell Harty and rebadged as my own. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Save for my socks, which I always remove. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Saw him temporarily reinstated pending a tribunal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Saw me shrink into a dark cranny of fed upness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Says a woman Detective Constable. Watch her kill him, for I'm in a dark, dank room deep in the nick. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Says Alan, scarcely able to believe that an established pop star. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Science can really bog things down with blah blah about research, tests, statistics, facts, and psychology. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Scott has continued acting, but now stars exclusively in gay pornography. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Scouts are not invited to defend Britain in an international conflict. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Scrubbing themselves down with body wash a bit too aggressively. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Scruffy crooner David Essex also lived in one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Seeing Itvs Jim Rosenthal jostling for position, I sidled up behind him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Seeing that it depicts the face of the local con man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Self transformation. The actions I've given you. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Seriously, let me know because I can easily turn down the Myslet book. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Set the table themselves, then wait for the waiter to bring the meal over. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sex local commercial radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Shadowy powers clearly forced his hand, and he was snivelling. They torn between losing a major piece of talent and upsetting his idiotic paymasters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sharp cornered objects were jostling for space in my mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She breezed into the kitchen as I sat at the kitchen table with a bottle of wine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She broke the news with some relish. A bit too much, if you ask me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She dared me to pick up a bin and smash it into the window of a nearby shop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She had a wonderful anti-aging effect on me, like oil of Olay has on middle-aged women's cracked, craggy skin. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She had enjoyed Glenn's company tremendously and would probably have classed him as a friend. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She holds the newborn aloft like a captain lifting a fleshy World Cup, and then the child throws back his head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She kept banging on the door and telling me to come out and face her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She may have been one of the most profoundly prejudiced people this side of Eugene Terreblanche. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She picked up the wine glass and handed it to me so I could have another go. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She pretend to be confused and I think you get the idea gents. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She said he was still just very angry with Mr Hitler. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She sat back in her chair, smoking her cigarette, using her mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She seemed unsure that a lowly lab assistant could cope in the pressure cooker atmosphere of digital local radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She stayed for absolutely ages. I found this irritating because I'd promised to send a showreel to bid up TV. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She still sends me Christmas cards with glitter glued onto a picture of our Lord with a sort of ready brick glow around him and inside, the inscription says. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She swung me around and found some of my breath into her nostrils. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She told me she'd sat next to the coaches chemical toilet and I was concerned that my shoes might smell of human waste. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She tried to console me by gifting me the latest shoe cleaning merchandise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She turned to go, the swirl of glossy hair revealing her neck bejeweled with moles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She was a mum down. I pointed to a box tuck into those tissues. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She was angry that I had cancelled a longstanding direct debit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She was fashionably turned out and had brown hair that was so glossy it generally wouldn't have looked out of place at a dog show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She was flanked by Kev Butterworth, a once friendly BBC lawyer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She was happy with the travel clock but was still upset at being widowed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She was introduced to me by Pete Gabbitas, MD of Blue Barn media. Sadly no longer with us. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She was understandably miffed by this, but as I explained patiently in rudimentary English. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She was visiting her mom anyway, and the bus connection between the two graveyards were really good considering how far apart they were. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She would absolutely insist on watching, knowing me, knowing you, if she was at home when it was on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She'd always reminded me of Jeff Archer's wife, Lady Archer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She'd been in store to promote a doomed solo single. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She'd been siphoning off government grants into her husband's construction firm and paying twin 17 year old rent boys to engage in sexual acts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She'd rather pretend to be an East German Gypsy, so I'd be the starzy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She'd worked in a very junior capacity at Radio Broadland in Great Yarmouth during my six months there and whilst I wasn't exactly blown away by her ability or attitude. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She's holding up a plastic bag with some sandwiches in. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
She's not going to wet herself, although that's often a distressing side effect of childbirth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sheila and Kenneth had moved back into the family home quite recently because Fran had had a stroke and now needed round the clock care. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Shielding the world from my freshly washed penis and balls. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Shirt, I scream in terror as my beloved Norfolk disappears beneath me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Shopkeepers, even people who rent out pedalos on a shallow, man-made lake. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Short of doing me in with a blade, it wasn't that sort of school. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Should you just offer to show him the way to the family silver? Your collection of semi antique tie pins? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Shoved into the tummy of a cannon I2000. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Show jumper Sue Lewis had been a guest and come on the show with her horse and I must say it made for pretty pleasing television. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Similarly, a Zimmer frame could easily be 4 Tommy guns in disguise, with fake rubber feet on the bottom which the bullet could easily pass through once the Zimmer was aimed horizontally. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Similarly, the mood of the music necessarily shifted from I love you to let's get things done. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Similarly, we learned that a daily feature in which we asked Aviation fans to call in with sightings of RAF training exercises was causing distress to the families of servicemen and consternation a... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Single man can be just as vulnerable to a crazed homosexual past. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Six years for which my money's were among the happiest times of my life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Smartly dressed and with his hair parted to one side, he worked the crowd beautifully. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Smelly Alan far Tridge, smelly Alan Farts Ridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Smelly Alan. Far tridge. Smelly Allen, far trudge. The word spewed from my classmates mouths like invisible projectile sick, landing in my ears and ending up cakes all over my shattered self esteem. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Smoking doobies, buying books second hand and getting out of bed after midday is all well and good. It isn't. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Snacks and chalks were housed in a new Tupperware box in the top drawer, a radical departure which freed up a good quartile of the desk's surface. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So avoid the Radnor range. That's my advice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So eventually I decided to take my notes and dictaphone to the Public Library. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I could look out of the window of the big name High Street Bookstore in which I stood. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I found out where he played squash and would make sure I happened to be having a shower and talk there at the same time as he slash him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I made sure I sidled up to each member of the team in the kitchenette. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I plucked up the courage to confront him for an almighty showdown. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I sent her a travel clock wrapped in black tissue paper. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I stepped into an Esso garage and ate a Toblerone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I walked through the countryside, and I bathed in the majesty of nature. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I was pleased that even Nick could find someone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I'd asked to see her papers before mounting her from behind over the twin hubs that were concealed beneath her work surface. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I'd have to generate enough energy and momentum in the final hours of Norfolk Knights to carry the listener to the bitter end. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So I've gone to the toilet to piddle out some stress. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So if you're a rebel GMT worshipper, we want to hear from you. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So in between bouts, Nick and I found a quiet corner of the warehouse. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So in early 1977, I cycled the 26 miles to Carol's parents house to meet with her father. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So instead I just end up scratching the bit below my Adam's apple. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So it wasn't until the following day that I realised the news was bad. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So long, Alan. The bigwigs might not appreciate you. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So much so that he's often given me a lift home when he's been drunk and I've been sober. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So now I'm going to carry on from the point where I stopped and started talking about tofu. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So she listed some of the times when I'd either done something well in my professional life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So that I might come to understand how they even consider dumping a bin bag full of used nappies in the ginnel next to someone's house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So that people gain a better understanding of me in my life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So that she could present me at the end of each week with an audio dossier. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So that's pretty much all I know. I'm sure there's more on the subject, but I'd have to look it up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So then I'd start sending my assistant as my graveside representative. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So there was no physical contact and the light remained as on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So when, just a couple of days before launch, I bumped into the incumbent Breck Jock. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
So, having ruled out alcohol as a contributing factor in the crash, you have to ask. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Soaking up all the knowledge that this seat of learning had to offer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sobbing and eating a pork pie until the pie was gone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sod the mockers, the naysayers, the bouncy castle saboteurs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some have suggested that my relationship with Glenn soured when I learned he was gay. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some months later, Michael the kindly ex forces travelled to have an employee. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some of his pictures have come from magazines and newspapers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some of it vigorous enough to chap lips mine and hers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some of the less I had mics out there, I'm thinking of your Radnor CL oh sevens muffles certain consonants so that an S sounds like an F. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some of the next day's reviews focused far too much on the final few minutes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some of them dropping down into second to turn right into gate and Rd. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some of which were marred by the rock stars of the time, adopting a screechy higher register. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some people are very unkindly suggested. Peter has simply taken what his granddad did literally. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some people assume it's always wrong to smash a cripple in the face, but is it? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some people unkindly say the deaths of Inman, Harty and Grayson. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some people were shouting the word hero or thank you. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Some say they were close to a million UK scouts in the early 60s. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Somehow a step down from presenting 1/2 hour TV talk show once a week. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Somehow I had managed to smooth their ruffled emerald feathers, at which point they asked if they could come back to my house to talk further. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Somehow managing to reconcile the twin passions of home baking and homo bashing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Somehow, recovering from the force of the blow, Maxwell picks up a chair and swings it at my brain. I duck. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Someone informed the relatives time of death 2011. Cause of death. Well, why don't you play Quincy? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Someone very senior at BHQ. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Something happened that threatened to turn my world upside down, like one of those paperweights with fake snow inside. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Something has grabbed my brain like the jaws of a distempered police dog. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Something he noted with a wry smile that he could ask for, safe in the knowledge that everyone involved would remain bone dry. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Something I found especially callous when he revealed he was suffering from a serious illness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Something I found hard to understand and still do, given the role of a Commissioner, is basically to put a tick or a cross on a box. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sometimes I could actually do it too, but more often than not, particularly when Dad used his textbook backhand slice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sometimes I'd sit in my study and just pound away on the word processor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sometimes running around the building with a makeshift Cape around my collar. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sonia delighted in the spontaneity of our sexual salad days. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sonia was responsible for awakening my dormant libido and making it do press ups. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Soon after, Alan, fellow DJ John Boyd, a couple of producers, and Pepsi or Shirley from Pepsi and Shirley are sat in the bar of a Marriott Hotel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Soon enough launched, I arrived and right from the off things just clicked. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Soon enough, though, the guests arrived. I smiled to myself as I noticed that none had succumbed to any form of disability. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sparing my inner cheeks and stabbing the roof of my mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Spitting that dinosaurs had long since been extinct before the arrival of admittedly sexy hunter gatherer caveman's girlfriends that she played. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
St. John's Ambulance are nearby. Not doing anything, of course, but I'm I'm not sure they're trained to administer medical care, they're. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Stand back, says the midwife. Her contractions are massive. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Staplers. Hole punchers, sticky backed plastic post it, notes gone in a hard headed cull of underused items. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Statistics say that 80% of women under the age of 30 are either indifferent to or actively dislike my current show, midmorning matters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Steve may not have been too hot on well known phrases and sayings, but he was blessed with the kind of genuinely great wisdom. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Still available from www.massanet.com/partridge face at £9.99 for 10 excluding postage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Still follows the US game and is a fountain of knowledge on Collins and quiz ideas. Invaluable. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Still French kissing 8 year olds, I said, pointing an accusing finger at his potentially paedophilic mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Still not the smithereen effect I wanted, but better than before. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Still world class interactive learning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Still, he's a good interviewer and a solid guy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Still, I was happy to do it every night of the week for Dave because he was and is in a very bad place. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Straight away she looked hurt and I could tell she was troubled by something. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Striding confidently through the dreaming Spires and hallowed halls of East Anglia Polytechnic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Struggling with different but identically debilitating injuries, me sprained him cut fat drunk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Stuart Blander was launching his mind muscle technique, David Ells was generating plenty of attention with his ladder of legends and of course, Solomon Baptists rise like a Phoenix programme was th... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Subsequently described by One North Norfolk Blogger. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Such as selling and leasing back the Radio Norwich studios. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Such as the digital audio broadcasting DAB system. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Such was the ferocity of the blow that had left a noticeable dent in the granite. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Suddenly all the years of neglect, which could easily have made a book in its own right and definitely a film, were lifted. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Suddenly I came out of autopilot. What the hell was I doing? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Suddenly I was hurled into the middle of a breaking news story. This was live radio, and all ears were literally on me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Suddenly my mind, normally so richly populated with premium quality chat, had gone completely blank. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Suddenly there's nothing to cushion my fall but cold, hard car park. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sue Cook called and offered to take me to the zoo one day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Suffice to say that all 208 episodes of military based quiz skirmish are available on DVD. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Suffice to say, I was the proud owner of two shiny A levels and nobody could take them away from me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Summer anchors. Others commentators, summer analysts. Some are reporters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Supplying rye observations and wacky character LED monologues. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sure enough, McComb and Janice have a litter of four children. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sure, I tried to build bridges from time to time. I'd take him to the BC bar and order us each a pint of bitter and a meat based sandwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sure, I wanted to shovel in the face, but I had the self-discipline not to. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sure. I've had my share of ups and downs. That's Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Surely there's room in life for a third caffeinated beverage option. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Surely they should be able to repel an intruder with a shotgun? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Suspending their subscription to BBC Good Food magazine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Swallow always carries a checklist of items. A comb. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Swallow has saved up to buy a brand new five door Audi A3 Turbo diesel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Swallow solves dingbats and other word related puzzles, including word searches. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Sweaty, angry, and pretty pissed off. I was not in the best of moods. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Taught up gung ho points or a crew weaponry. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Tears streamed down my face. I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Tears streaming down her Ruddy cheeks as I tried to barge past her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Telegraphing the fact that they weren't even based in the building. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Text to all that, I'm sure we can sort something out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Thankfully for me, Clifton has been unable to stem the bleeding from his knee. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Thanks to a hardcore diet and the love of a good horse. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That actually very Randy animals. And that's OK, we've all got needs. But for Christ's sake, keep off the flower beds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That always be a tussle over the motoring section which I would invariably win. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That comes with wearing a dressing gown nude beneath. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That even installed the new pumps had heard so much about with 20% more nozzle pressure, the petrol just flew into the tank. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That forced me to drop her down to a part time wage for a while. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That he sounded like a malfunctioning robot at the end of a space fight movie. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That honour belongs to JCC wholesale butchers on the industrial estate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That I even head back into the toilets. First the Mens, then the women's, then the disabled to mop up any stragglers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That I found out that on the hour was to be a weekly show, which meant that we were only required in London on Friday. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That I I, me. She'd taken the bus to casualty. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That I return you to the powerful immediacy of my present tense writing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That I was losing my hunger, my sharpness, my rajwada broadcast. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That I wouldn't outstay my welcome at the Lamberts and so after 14 weeks I saddled up and hit the road. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That I'd spent somewhere in the region of £54,000 on Toblerone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That instantly opened the door from everything from cuppa soups to pot noodles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That is every chance it could lead to paralysis on a truly Perry Mason Esque scale. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That it could easily have been repurposed to become a fun family based show in the best tradition of the UK pantomime. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That it had been a powerful and moving broadcasting Tour de force. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That it was time to go beyond salt and pepper and begin to search for a third primary condiment. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That kind of blanket obsession with one topic at the expense of all others doesn't sit easily with me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That lack of passion was typified by a pair of the hotel's younger employees. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That means it was the dunder headed wrongness of what they were saying. I did not smell. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That might sound crass, but in many ways it's a tribute to mum. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That morning I'd breakfasted with two senior execs from Irish TV channel Arte. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That night, he'd had 6 pints of lager and half a bottle of wine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That night, I thanked my lucky stars that the Wisbeck nuclear scenario had not come to pass. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That our cultural ignorance was about to be our undoing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That pay sodomitical homage to Gears back catalog. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That punching a wheelchair bound former golfer in the face with a Turkey encased fist was wrong, just as twatting a BBC executive twice is inadvisable. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That referring to the open arms of Christianity was inadvisable. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That said, the more I talked to him about it, whether at the Travel Tavern in his largely unfurnished terraced home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That the liking of other people towards myself. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That the possessions of mine that I surrendered during the divorce were returned to me, and that sexual intercourse with other members knocked on the head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That unsolicited life coaching was inadvisable. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That was actually one of the titles I was thinking about for this book. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That was fine, though not a problem at all. Ultimately, you can't precisely gauge amounts of sadness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That was what I did to my listeners in the final hour of my show before pelting them into the atmosphere free void of Dave Slot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That way people can't say what's tiers and what's just hot water. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That we both take a hot bath together with three caps of Dettol. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That will be taking it way way way way way way way too far. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That year I had a glass of beer at 10:00 AM. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That you should be able to at least get them in the kneecaps. That's common sense. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That, as a believer, my assistant derived more meaning from graveside grieving than I did. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That, to swallow, is just so much bullshit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That's a good handshake you've got there, Alan. Thanks, I replied. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That's more than most unhappily married men spend on prostitutes in their whole lives. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That's not the biggest, the strongest, the coolest. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That's still equated to an audience share in the delivery room, at least. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That's such an established technique in Shakespeare's Canon, people just think no one will notice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That's what a real paramedic what the Salvation Army is to a special forces soldier. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That's what happened to me in 2001. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That's why I insist on buying foreign these days and hang the cost. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
That's why students and their incessant status quo bashing are so wrong. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The 1st and worst death of the lot was mums. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The aim is to increase the number of radio programs in a given spectrum. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The all too common viral infection of the upper respiratory tract was an excellent way to cause profound blockages of the soft palate, which in extreme cases can make you sound like Melvyn Bragg be... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The angle poise was placed. Nice touch this on an adjoining cabinet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The Apache group of companies had its fair share of work. Some people think it didn't, but they're wrong because it did. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The BBC is like an uncaring sow lying there, fat and impassive as a host of piglets jostle to suck calcium rich milk from her many jaded teats. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The beauty of her headstone is that it's located on the main thoroughfare through the graveyard, so if I'm pushed for time, I can open my passenger side window and throw the flowers out without sto... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The biggest publicly funded broadcasting corporation in the United Kingdom. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The blade is a springboard firing a cube of cheese up into the air. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The calling cards of 100 local whores raining down on me like big drops of prostitute rain. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The cathartic cleansing effect of rapid blood loss has made me feel elated. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The channel's ethos guns, girls, guys, girl. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The closest I've ever got to the extermination of the ******* race was teasing John Malik about his big nose, but a I didn't even know he was ******* and B it was pretty large. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The company no longer exists, but its owners, James Judd and Tony Dee. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The computer monitor previously slapped bang in the middle was purchased in the right hand corner, angled jauntily in my face's favour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The consequent teasing and name calling he received at the hands of his compatriots. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The controller there bet Snook was a chain smoking woman who sounded like a chain smoking man whose chain smoking had called for an emergency laryngectomy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The country was awash and a slosh with sporting giants. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The days of infantile namecalling and sexually explicit graffiti are over. It stops, right? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The death of music on or before the release of Arthur 2 on the rocks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The decision to reside at home was a canny marshaling of my resources. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The diners broke into a rich applause as if they were saying. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The discarded back seats will be repurposed as cut price sofas for low income families. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The divergence between our two lives mine successful, his pathetic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The dossier may or may not have been passed on to Birmingham City Council and I may or may not be waiting for a reply, although this is the public sector, so I shan't be holding my breath. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The doubters could shut their faces because I'd done it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The early stages of pregnancy were equally tough for both of us. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The entire conversation has been nothing more than a smokescreen with me distracting. He's hobbled onto the #23 bus and is getting away. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The exact body shape that Carol had been so fruitlessly striving for since she was 20. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The facial hair didn't last long, of course, as well as causing an edge that called for perpetual and frenzied scratching. It wasn't to everyone's taste. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The finishing touch was to be a boot sc****r outside the front door. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The foldable flap hugged to the back of the sheath, tightly bound together in a solemn, gummy embrace. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The following week I reported while it's a scout leader, Dave and was told not to tell Tales, which didn't really bother me much at all. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The former to cut with the latter to maintain carcass stability. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The fun days are all about glitz and glamour, and we broadcast live from a large field or car park. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The gentle throb of the Rover's British made two litre engine is as comforting as a nice big hug from Mummy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The gown flops open and reveals her goolies. Big deal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The happy filling in a Kate Bellingham Judith Hann sandwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The harmonic distribution of a sine wave carrier modulated by such a sinusoidal signal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The heat from my head mounted cave as torch had made it impractical to continue without removing my gym jams. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The hospital, the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Kings Lynn. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The human brain comprises 70% water. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The idea is to imagine yourself as someone with a characteristic you desire. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The it's bad news. Haha. No, actually, it's good news technique. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The Japanese martial art with body armour and big sticks of bamboo. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The joke he was telling when I walked in was an absolute groin wrecker. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The judges on ITV's X Factor use a similar technique. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The kind who'd never have cause to rely on school teachings unless it was for the tie break round of a pub quiz. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The knowledge that I could switch from the Bony chest of my wife to the fleshy, welcoming bosom of the British viewing public provided sweet, sweet, sweet soccer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The last thing I've got time to do is exhume and subsequently dufu, the cadaver of a loved one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The last thing we want is to end up like the USA, where buying a gun is as easy as buying a bagel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The Linton Travel Tavern made it abundantly clear that I was welcomed back anytime but knowing that builders are often ex offenders. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The loneliness, the disappointment squeezed out of my eyes in the form of hot salt tears. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The manager tries to worm his way off the hook by disputing the figures. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The margin on a service station breakfast is 595. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The more I began to see chinks of logic in his argument. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The more time that elapsed between my acid put down and me driving off fast. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The natural home for a broadcast like me would surely have been BBC One 7:00 PM. The chat show landscape at the time was barren and desolate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The new love in my life, Sonia, then 33. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The next day though, with all the side are now either drunk, spilled or thrown. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The next quantum leap Forward was to come in 2003. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The next thing I know, Maxwell has donned a plastic Alan Partridge face mask. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The night sky was straining to get into the room, but couldn't because of the glass. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The nightmare that had threatened to rip my world apart, like an experienced chef portioning up a ball of mozzarella. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The noise fizzed out of my back passage like a child calling for help. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The noise is relatively nonsensical, but no less intelligent than most babies would produce. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The now permanent chief commissioning editor for BBC TV, Tony Hayes, was going to come and chat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The nutty sweetness further engorging my throbbing sense of happiness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The only option I'm not prepared to risk is toilet paper. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The only person I'd ever heard cause such an uproar in that snug before was well. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The only sold I encountered was a lady Rambler who literally ran when I smiled at her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The only time I faced a slight moral twinge was when asked to give a motivational presentation plus rock music to a well known cigarette brand. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The outfit who had rerecorded the theme to knowing me, knowing you for my Radio 4 show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The packet of condoms in her glove box reported sightings of her in nightclubs with a man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The parties that saw in the third Millennium Post Christ. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The people are the most irritable between 5:00 and 6:00 in the morning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The perineum between the two metropoles at the east and rump of England. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The pilot episode follows Swallow as he's assigned a naive young sidekick. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The point is that me and Danton hit it off large time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The poor woman's wailing like a banshee over there and is concerned. Officials gather round her to stem the flow of blood and presumably discuss what, if any, rule has been broken. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The problem for John and me was that service stations turned a blind eye for people with HGV licences. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The problem, of course, was that I had nowhere to take them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The receptionist couldn't find any record of Mr Walters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The relief was, as Americans say, freak and awesome. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The reporter broadcast the story that night. It was, everyone agreed, great radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The residual moisture acts as a caking agent, forming the granules into unsightly asymmetric clumps. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The rest of us had to undergo the daily headache of changing gear, looking in our mirrors and turning the steering wheel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The rest were your usual mixture of John Lennon clones and failed CBC presenters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The ribbing that he orchestrated. And to be fair, there were probably others involved, too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The richest house presentation was in December 2005. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The Rover 200 can out accelerate most cars in its class. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The sacks of letters were sadly destroyed in a fire before I could peruse them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The sad fact was my parents back. It's though not communist, but unconsciously adhering to the same one child only policy espoused by the People's Republic of China. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The same month that President Carter announced a grain embargo against the USSR. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The same site to which I make pilgrimage once a year. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The scene is actually unfurling in 1955. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The self destruction should by now be beyond doubt. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The Sennheiser is the official head mic for both product demonstrators at the Ideal Home exhibition and Gabrielle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The series will be peppered with skyscapes of Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The setup reminded me very much of the buccaneering can do spirit of Radio Caroline. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The shock of it would lead to a sudden burst of acceleration. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The shooting of Forbes McAllister was without question the pivotal moment in my life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The show began and was an unmitigated success. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The show was being talked about not just in DIY stores or trumped up news agents. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The show was conceived by me as a kind of televised mulled wine and mince pies party that would take place in an exact studio mockup of my house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The show was to be recorded in the August surroundings of Broadcasting House. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The so-called controversies were nobody's business but Sandra and Clives. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The speed at which he could tell you the colour any given metal would turn a Bunsen burner flame was nothing short of incredible. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The strutting young cock. Certain Allen would often dish out compliments. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The studio must be D grabbed. A house band is required. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The studios from where I used to broadcast my show were reduced to rubble. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The telephone was switched to the far left on the ground that I tended to wedge the receiver under my left jowl and used my right hand to scribble notes or gesticulate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The tension on celebrity skirmish was such that Yvette Fielding soiled herself. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The thought of breaking my opponents arm or ensuring that his shoulders remained in contact with the mat for a count of three, only to discover 20 years later that he had become, say, head of Norfo... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The time for shaking hands with people in toilets, no matter what their gender or handicap. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The torment lasts for hours before I'm thrown into a cold cell. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The trajectory of our working relationship from strangers in pub to partners in crime in six days. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The travel bulletin I'd given to the bespectacled driver had helped her too, I imagine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The truism that there are lots of sports, each of them different from each other. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The two of them are the Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Doo of ITV Sport. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The under poor, the Batlings, the shitstorm and flotsam. What could I, Alan Partridge, do for them? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The upshot? The BBC was duty bound to honor my contract and broadcast knowing me, knowing Yule. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The wallop of honey and almond nougat was the first to strike. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The Wednesday and Friday shows were to be repeats of the Monday one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The woman Detective Constable screams in frustration and slaps me across the face. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The words have been intoned by my metaphorical. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
The world, the medium of TV and more specifically my mental well-being were all improved by the death of Tony Hayes, 41. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Their own. The soldiers I want to talk about are the ones I dip in my boiled egg, which coincidentally has also been decapitated, his next bite seemed to add. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Their suggestion is that I think back to how I felt at the time of her death and use words that relate or convey those emotions. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then acting commissioning director for BBC TV and a man who frankly made Adam Walters look like a pathetic radio idiot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then bequeath it to the homeless. We'll be on the front page of every paper in the land of Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then Denton piped up with a joke about her having fishy fingers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then I added the day-to-day, and on the hour, fruitlessly, I listed several other pieces of my work. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then I bade the building. Good day and left. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then I looked over to where a policeman was putting the pistols carefully into a transparent freezer bag. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then I she checked the underside of all tables and chairs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then just carried on soaring, soaring like an eagle that didn't care if it went so high that it blacked out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then on the A 66 via Scotch corner and onto the M6, which after the Scottish border became the A 74. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then she had to go because the 3:50 were starting and she had a bet on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then things go horribly, catastrophically wrong. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then well it round her head so it made a futuristic noise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then you want to pull the nasality up by about 1/4. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then, for extra emphasis, I said it again, but slightly more slowly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Then, like an animal rearing up on its hind legs, or like a human standing up, he stands up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There are still plenty of familiar faces at radio knowledge and I was confident I'd be welcomed back by the guys there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There I was in my mind, top off, sweat dripping from my rippling torso. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There was a raised inflection at the end of her greeting, but these days you don't know if that's because it's a question or because the speaker mistakenly thinks they're cool. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There was a shake up in the lineup, too. Pop aficionado and Jonathan King alike. Ben E Parry was quietly moved on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There was also he with a trademark tuft of jet black nasal hair hanging down from each nostril. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There was great dignity in seeing 14,000 copies of my book being ferried along a conveyor belt to their certain death. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There was no less than I deserved, which meant it was one positive that cancelled out the negative of Hayes snubbing me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There was no mention of the bitter war of words that had waged so fiercely just hours before. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There was no question that travelling employees could park up on a service station and get a genuinely great night's sleep in the comfort of their own cars. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There was no traffic in either direction, so I was ready to slam her into first and really let rip. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There was nothing these educationally slow children could have done to hurt me more. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There was only after arriving in Dundee and pulling up in the middle of a municipal football pitch to unwrap another Toblerone that I came around. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There, my brief extended beyond sports to a bimonthly magazine show called Scout about. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There's a certain sense of invincibility that comes with knowing that 30 years ago you were awarded a green belt in judo. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There's no reflection on the dead guy. It's just that sometimes the sweet sucker of sex can help speed up the grieving process. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There's nothing more unsexy than talking about venereal disease. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There's now a heated outhouse for children with a light and running water. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There's something very reassuring about the concept of hot beverages. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
There's very little actual difference between him and a bouncy castle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
These boast all the smoky Zing of McCain's southern coating with the tenderest cuts of white meat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
These hard hardships, testing trials and tricky tribulations are the things that have made me who I am. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
These people might be able to tell you which French films Jean Luc Picard was in. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They all stay grayness of those Glaswegian skyscapes contrasting perfectly with the sunshine of Magnum Pi. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They basically razed it around the sun a few times to get it speed up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They could never be 1000% sure that they weren't just listening to someone doing a very good impression of my voice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They even showed some marketing material they'd knocked U. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They flee before you can say Jerry Adams. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They just prance around Hampstead Heath picking flowers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They met me in the meeting room of a Regis office facility. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They often try to kick you when you're down in their perception. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They pretended to make notes, as Boyle outlined exactly why she didn't want another chat show from me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They say your nose is one of the few things that keeps growing throughout your life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They spelled the difference between me attending tertiary education. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They want me back on the radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They were awaiting a refill on both knives and the forks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They were confused by momentarily by the clever double negative, so I added. I passed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They were scientific in their understanding of good radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They were using words, ideas and concepts that you simply never heard in Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They wouldn't be able to reattach a stopcock if it came loose. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They'd be guests milling around, food being cooked and an air of festive cheer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They'd been told to stick around on the sofa until the credits rolled. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They'd sooner and an extra £1000 a year, than worry about whether you're going to be the next presenter of Sports Night. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They'd superimpose that over an actual screenshot at the moment, I shot Forbes McAllister and included a speech bubble of him saying. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They're all sports broadcasters, I said, some more successful than others. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They're dead now, and my mum's sister Valerie, who disputes my version of events pretty vociferously. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They're different types of sports broadcaster. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They're kindness, ringing in my ears like chronic tinnitus. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They're not. You only get that back on lunches outside a 50 mile radius from your place of residence, you effing bitch, he seemed to add with his eyes. I imagined. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They're yellow cards, he says. And that's actually a pretty good behaviour record. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
They've been clapping for their military amputee, every man Jack of them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Thicknet zip up cardigans, flared brown corduroys and shiny black pepper pot brogues set me apart from the long haired layabouts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Things got off to a flying start before I'd even turned my engine off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Think about it. Within that one bedroom, you had a dining room. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Think aspray motors. Stunning vehicles, stunning prices. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Think seriously about the strategy and ergonomics of my desk and devise a new layout that was fresher, simpler. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Thinking it lent it a a timber that was trustworthy, authoritative. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This acted as a lubricant, destroying any traction, slash, friction his foot might have had with the floor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This bit could be cut into a montage and set to music, like the training sequence in rocky or karate kid. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This frenzied attack on me and my rights took several sickening forms. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This is a seminal moment in my life. I need this to be right. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This is Alan Partridge with midmorning matters and on the day that 67 year old Norwich resident Mary Lees has woken from a three-year coma. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This is definitely the most humane way of doing it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This is handy not only as I need a new pair of waterproof trousers, but also because I always aim to get them at a discounted rate rather than pay full price. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This is one of the weirdest rooms I've ever been in, and that includes bilardi's blast proof underground bird chamber. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This is so BBC, I thought. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This is the site of the cops where I stood all those years ago. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This isn't just a spot to lay your head for a couple of nights this my friends. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This provides a basis for a mathematical understanding of frequency modulations in the frequency domain. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This resulted in a number of missteps in the live broadcasts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This seems somehow appropriate because while the others had stayed where they were, he had literally roved over. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This single mishap provided the springboard to a career at what was in my view. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This was a Partridge family fixture. Absolutely, utterly unmissable. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This was an inspired piece of show marketing that was incredibly crass slash inventive. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This was good, and I liked it. In short, I was glad to be back working in the radio station I'd been at five years earlier. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This was in front of the whole class, many of whom were in my troop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This was no half measure gordale passionately through its weight behind the move. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This was one of the most creative, vacummed periods of my entire life. I was absolutely fizzing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This was reflected in a more housewife friendly tone of chat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This was the first time I had experienced the warmth of a caring family. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This was the sort of thing Sue did for a laugh all the time, but on this occasion. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This was the year, don't forget, when I'd set myself the goal of being able to do A1 armed press up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
This went on until I developed enough tolerance to prevent the bleeding at the age of about 16. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Those first couple of years flew by like a car doing 50 in a 30 zone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Those in attendance included Christopher Morris anchor, Rosie May, Environment, Kevin Smear, roving reporter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Though his replaced the olive oil with fry light cooking spray. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Though it should only be used as a measure of last resort, and you will need to mop up afterwards. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Though the structure might lose rigidity if it rains. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Though with Sue Cook in the room, you couldn't blame a chap for keeping his fingers crossed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Thoughts were tumbling around my head like trainers in the washing machine I refer to on both Page 3 and page 64. Des was right. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Thousands of ears strained to hear. I lean towards the mic, and finally, finally. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Through the door I could hear my assistant trying to placate slash FIB to her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Throughout that show, I said it a few more times and they opened all subsequent shows with the same shout. And you know what? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Throughout the pilot episode, we see Swallow constantly harassing a circus. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Throwing my empty wine glass crashing to the floor, but it landed on the carpet of the hall in one piece. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Tiffany Dale's voice was cracking every other word like an early day Michael McIntyre. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Time after time, I was forced to intervene and send my audience into fits of uncontrollable laughter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Tits to all that, I'm sure we can sort something out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Tits to all that, I'm sure we can sort something out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To a few turns of the ride once or twice a week. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To all local hotels to check she's not staying there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To be honest, I think they just took one look at how I like to keep my car clean and just saw dollar signs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To be honest, you'd find this unfriendly attitude across the whole of BBC News and current affairs team. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To be someone who makes television as unmissable as Forbes mcalister's aorta. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To come up to folk and tell them what's right and what's not. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To eliminate fading problems in mobile environments. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To give the idea proper consideration on the strict proviso. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To go out and buy three hard backed copies of I Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To make it out alive if Al Qaeda are embarked on a repeat performance of their still yet to happen American atrocity. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To make the valid pages you're reading now if you're reading it in book form and not listening to the audio book. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To manage my personal affairs, and also because I deserved one, I took on a personal assistant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To my listeners, to the profession that has been my love for the best years of my life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To my mind, I had just done a show that sucked some pretty big bum hole. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To preserve her dignity, I'd rather not say what she died from, but suffice to say the family was forced to ask some rather uncomfortable questions about what she used to get up to in her spare time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To quote exactly 25% of my vocal nasality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To say that it was exactly equidistant between the two wouldn't quite be true. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To screaming hot spittle into the face of a researcher in about 3 seconds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To some of you it might seem weird. I was so damn buzzed up by a petrol station. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To start the healing process, I had her buy and assemble, then disassemble and return a gas BBQ. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To that end, my pen, jar and notepad were migrated from the leftmost reaches of the space to a new position just by the right hand. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To the best of my knowledge, I'd never broadcast in digital before. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To the best of my knowledge, this remains the fourth longest period of unbroken residency. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To the children of a local primary school and caused uproar by repeatedly using the phrase. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To the delight of a proud but easygoing black farmer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To the untrained eye, he looked very, very drunk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To this day I still use short burst underwater crying for all sorts of problems. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To this day, it's advice I always pass on to mourners who I see failing to eat sufficient roughage in the immediate aftermath of the death of a loved one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To this day, my inability to sing the full chorus irks me because I just realised that it could change the next bit for Leah Bertie to 4 Carol P. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To Tony Hayes is dead, her stutter not mine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
To you, Daniel. To you, Martin. To you, Sam. To you, Andrew. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Together, this odd couple have come together to find out who's been flytipping in the residential area. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Tony Hayes gave us a few notes after the first show and repeated the same ones after the 2nd, 3rd and 4th. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Tony, I said. Are you going to put this baby on the gogglebox or what? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Top Gear was shot, BC Two was shot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Torso, skin, or Carphone cradles, all of which I value enormously. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Touching as it did on the rather delicate subjects of race, sexuality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Trailed by an almost constant stream of without wishing to be crude. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Trumped myself awake again. It was the summer time, so there were lots of fresh vegetables in our diet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Trust me when it comes to staving off radiation poisoning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Trust me, Apache Communications made quite the name for itself and found a niche satisfying the easy to satisfy corporate market. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Trust Mr professional here to time the slaying so it gave the show a neat conclusion. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Try meeting someone in the BBC and taking the lift with them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Try phoning the AA when you're not a pregnant, disabled single mother and see how much they value your call. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Tucking my head into my chest, I launch into a ferocious forward roll. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Turning water into wine at a wedding isn't just showing off. It's irresponsible. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Turns out Denton had been moonlighting for bedtime with Branning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
TV talent chases BBC presenting work as if it's the be all and end all. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Two fin stabilized mortars and a German MG3 machine gun with a full magazine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Two hours later, the pursuit is still in full swing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
U with the Partridge again. The name Allana's show was vetoed by people who think they know my output better than I do. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Unable to slip my nail beneath its coagulated clasp. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Uncle Pete said that at one point I tried to introduce cool for cats by squeeze. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Under the command of the Americans and British, respectively. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Unless he was insistent on buying direct from a butcher. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Unlike Morgan, I can also flip back the other way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Unlike the deeply unpleasant couples who appear on Grand Designs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Until I began to hallucinate during the traffic report of my third show without sleep and jumped into the Bank of monitors to avoid a motorbike. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Until I tell you that Pete died in a car accident on the 1st of April 2005. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Until I was sadly left with literally no choice other than to dismiss him live on air in our fifth show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Until, exhausted and bleary eyed, we emerged. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Up I go higher and higher, climbing like a bird that flies vertically, 2 feet 3 feet 4. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Upsettingly for audiences and Alan Partridge alike. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Used by the likes of Mr Motivator and, weirdly, Terry Nutkins. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Used to manufacture sound in the pre synthesizer days. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Used to propel the Galileo probe out into the solar system. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Viewers said they preferred it because they could now see us, whereas before they had to make up what we looked like in their heads. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Viewing it as evidence that I am an E Anglian egomaniac. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Waited six hours, brushed them again, and called a cab. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Walters had made it clear that Radio 4 wanted a second series. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Walters was being talked of as the next big thing in BBC commissioning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Wanna be a star? I asked casually, pretending to inspect my fingernails. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was a challenge as new and fresh as an egg salad. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was a school trip to Heston Farm in 1964 and I maintained it was self defence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was a sometime source of periodic happiness for quite a while. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was an opening gambit that could go one of two ways. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was literally a slap in the face. Not literally. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was mercifully unencumbered by the need to provide social commentary. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was still the Irish televisual Tusm had left. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was strong, impressive and had fully working plumbing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was that I was at least being beaten with a degree of excellence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was that it took science and plucked the good bits out and dismissed the rubbish. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was that it was a true meritocracy. If you were diligent and resourceful and attended each week, you could orienteer your way to the very top. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was that these tears felt like a monsoon on a parched African savanna. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was that you were basically in charge of a vehicle slash being? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was the dark heart at the core of my parents parenting, which meant that, as I think I've said. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was to perform laps of the building's circular corridors whilst pretending to be on the phone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Was with the aid of a silver line SE9 hydraulic Jack. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Watch a play by Shakespeare. I'll go to a modern art gallery and no one has the faintest idea what the hell is going on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Watch what you say, and watch how you say it, you snivelling little ghosts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Waylaid on an important business call prepping the next stage show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We all admire it, we all respect it. But what exactly is it? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We all watched to see, quite literally overcame all the obstacles put in her way to romp home to a creditable second place. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We also bore in mind that he was only in the role to cover Georgia Harrison's maternity leave, so he didn't need to keep him on site for the long term. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We always had a great day adding F to our words to sound more Elizabethan and having a bloody good laugh about it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We always hear about the downside to female circumcision. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We both had the same views on artificial insemination. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We can only speculate as to how badly his health would have deteriorated. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We can tell by the look on my face that something's wrong. It's probably the eyes that give it away. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We checked out a few more bars and even stopped in at a local karaoke place. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We enjoyed further publicity from the death, figuratively speaking, of comedian Bernie Rosen in Week 5. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We figured out that I displaced the same amount of water as half a Ford Fiesta. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We found out this morning, but you weren't around, he went on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We garnered pleasing column interest for what was a poorly marketed Radio 4 show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We had an 11th hour panic sourcing wheelchair ramps for a paraplegic, former golfer, Gordon Herron. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We had something or to use the corporate speaker of the e-mail assets. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We held each other crying for what seemed like ages. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We I had devised a name that had gravitas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We knew she would have wanted minus the open casket. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We muddled through that a little frostily, but what followed was a regrettable period. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We owed it to him to treat his death with the tact and decorum it deserved. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We realized that the next door neighbours were having pre Christmas drinks and could hear everything. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We relied on 2 researchers, Lisa and Jason, to approach agents and on the whole they did a good job. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We sat in silence at the refrains of the song. The winner takes it all. Blasted from the office Alba. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We secure a table. Then, with coats d****d over the back of our chairs, we separate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We seem to cover every topic under the Sun's favorite film. Best cheese, biggest regret, smallest regret, euthanasia. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We shared the common ground of both despising our respective lawyers and would often laugh about how much we were spending on their unnecessary legal advice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We usually end up back at the table at roughly the same time and then enjoy our chicken dinners. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We want to hear from you if, like many farmers, you're simply not joining in with British summertime. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We were both taking back kettles hymn faulty filament. We didn't like colour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We were kindred spirits, each slash both sharing a love of knowledge, quality music and hovercrafts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We were like Siamese twins, separated at birth by a combination of surgery and adoption. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We were the principles and our very own knowledge based Hollywood romcom. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We'd been knocking back glass after glass of the stuff. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We'd been to visit the previous summer and had both fallen madly in love with the place. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We'd met in southern Norwich at a local cafe called Ritas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We'd not even rehearsed it. I came out on stage for that first show, sweating visibly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We'll also be looking at the law and asking are you legally allowed to draw a line down the back of a photograph and use it as a postcard? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We'll be asking what's the best night's sleep you've ever had? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We'll know that I actively relish the regiment of parameters and enforced norms of broadcast media. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We'll make a house out of 1000 copies of bouncing back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We're going for a quick drink if you guys fancy it, said Pepsi or Shirley. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We're in the unnecessarily large studio of our price radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We're not doing a raft of nationwide TV adverts, Alan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We've been prepared to take the format minus sukuk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We've moved a good metre due east of the pedal zone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
We've never spoken about it, but I was doing him a massive favour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, any viewer of UK conquest slash serious fans of dishwashers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, as far as I know, the most common meaning is digital radio broadcasting technologies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, Carol hadn't been on the pill, so I can only hazard a guess that the prophylactic had got punctured and the cut and thrust of what was some fairly robust lovemaking. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, for my part, I was having a Hell's own job getting a reasonable quote for a new fan belt. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, from that moment onwards, our relationship went from strength to strength to strength to strength to strength. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, I don't talk much about our rekindled friendship. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, I got loads of salary, I blurted. I was young and unsure how to phrase questions relating to remuneration. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, I would, he replies, his ridiculous Mid-Atlantic accent hanging on the breeze like a bad Trump. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, it's a duo syllabic exclamation that has spilled from my chops and given pleasure to millions across the globe. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, let's see what the director general has to say about this. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, that expanded for a further 48 hours before I was able to take it down using a hot pin. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, unlike someone else's mum, she certainly wasn't racist. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, yes, maybe Moses was a little bit jazz hands. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Well, you don't seem fine, I retorted, swirling my arms around my head to try to keep the bird at Bay. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Went on to become what winning Management magazine describes as nothing less than the advertised hour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Went wrong due to the unbelievable shoddy workmanship of its makers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Were allowed to perform the task for which they were painstakingly created. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Were it not for the fact that my calf muscles had recently been beefed up by a runt and to Matt, last power amble. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Were made by a clothes brush being swept across the back of a leather jacket. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Wham. I knew it was a winner as soon as it left my lips. If you'd stuck me in a room with a typewriter for 10 years, I would never have come up with one that good. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What are you doing over there? Said Rosie may environment. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What followed had been good samaritanism thrown back in my face. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What he's attempting won't just leave me a bit red faced. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What I got from Glen alongside rank amateurism and off kilter comic timing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What I wouldn't give to wipe the smiles off their faces. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What I'm talking about is self transformation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What if a burglar breaks into your home and your children are lying in bed at night? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What made it all the more galling was that it wasn't even me that had carried out the final solution. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What really speaks to me is it's portrayal of my head and vulnerability. Sure, there's the raw animal power of my physique. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What started out as me slapping my own face and saying you have to get through this? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What was that? Can all those hours be taken in one go? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What we were lacking were the truly big laughs found on, say, bedtime with Branning or the aforementioned Wally Banters junk box. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What with me then weighing in at 230 pounds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What? Stop saying what? Listen to me. You're going to start showing me a bit of respect, buddy boy, or you will reap a whirlwind. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What? This was infuriating. I unwrapped my jumper from the mouthpiece. I forgot to say this was on the phone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What's more, I knew a lot about my selected artist and would regale the partygoers with interesting facts about the artists we were listening to. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
What's that got to do with it? How does the death of Chris affect a contract between you and the organization he worked for? And you'd be absolutely right to think that it'd be like arguing the Tre... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whatever, Assama bin Laden had been in a wheelchair when crack U.S. forces entered his compound and, with no concern for their safety, bravely shot him in the head and neck. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When formally significant TV critic Victor Lewis Smith described my military based quiz show skirmish as a thick man's takeshi's castle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When Gandhi advocated nonviolent resistance or when Moses parted the Red Sea, were they being arrogant? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When he found out Sue had let me down, he swiftly agreed to come along and take her place. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When he spots bags of drugs among the grassy balls of dung on the circus floor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When his show hit a few snags and he was hung out to dry by the BBC, I began to realise that my dreams of being on the arm of a BBC mainstay were fading. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When I asked her to act more demurely at her radio Norwich Summer roadshow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When I go into schools and give STD's to kids, I know that I'm really having an impact on the rest of their lives and that excites me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When I played the tape back to cattle the next morning, she agreed in an uncharacteristically effusive show of support. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When I saw a man coming out of the disabled toilet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When I was big enough to turn around and thump him in the tummy, or set fire to an Airfix Messerschmitt and put it behind his bedroom door so he'd be intoxicated by the burning plastic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When I'm with a new lover, I merely casually suggest slash insist. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When Radio North Norfolk lost its FM licence in 2006. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When the best company names they can muster are a list of the owner's surnames. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When the birth came, though, I have to confess that I didn't find it especially traumatic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
When they were done, I'd put down my transparent bag of fruit and begin my questioning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Where aren't my best years? And they'd say. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whereas he is often stranded in thick alley for the remainder of the conversation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whereas I was flying my first sorties into sexual territory. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whereas Michael thought we should all be allowed to own a lethal weapon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whether administering them with his right hand or his left, whether he was alone or had mum screaming at him to stop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whether it was a brain wave triggered by the exhilaration of one of my best ever slashes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whether it was T AIDS, coffee, cancer or hot chocolate tumours. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whether they're disabling landmines, driving tanks or photographing inmates are all heroes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whether to keep this paragraph in at all in case the denial. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whether you regard it as an ancient art form, a woodland hunting technique, or just a big version of darts, this is archery, I boomed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which at first I thought was a worryingly noncommittal handoff, but then I thought about it about his specific choice of words. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which could have been rudeness, but was more likely to be because her mother's body was still warm, I reasoned. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which eventually arrived in the form of a steady downward trajectory. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which feels like bolting the stable door after the horses legged it in a hail of gunfire. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which gave a quality of light that was genuinely different from that of the desks of Elaine Clarke News or Sophie Devault weather. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which I could only quell by reminding myself that a second series was still highly likely to be ordered. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which I thought was a shame because it really was a quality establishment. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which I took over from amateur DJ and scout obsessive Peter Flint. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which I won't bore you with now, but which I did understand. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which just happened to be bound in hardback and sold in all good book shops, plus tescos. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which should go some way to explaining what happened next. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which when combined with studio lights and a hair trigger pistol. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Which would have rubbed salt in their wounds, given their mobility issues. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
While a few of the faces were different, the people who owned them were the same. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
While announcing myself as a triumph in the cutthroat world of broadcasting. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
While chuckling at the many people who are still waiting for theirs having arrived way before us. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
While he and his fellow passengers could just sit back and effectively be chauffeured into work. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
While his colleagues spread gravel across one lane of the carriageway. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
While my assistant texted in to say it was a symptom of terrible ungodliness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
While my fellow students lived in each other's pockets and played out their debauched lifestyles for all to see. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
While my parents never had more kids, I don't know. Though as a youngster I'd often lie in bed wondering. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
While staring deep into the eyes of a local granny as she nervously tries to calculate the implications for her journey home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
While the carcass was retrieved by a young bushwhacker or a loyal gun dog. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whilst I'd flirted with them in the past, it didn't seem appropriate anymore. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whilst it's an oversimplification, a baseband modulated signal may be approximated by a sinusoidal continuous wave signal with a frequency FM. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whilst salvaging the reputation of the station and drenching the place in a kind of radio foam made-up of sodium alkyl sulfate and a crude fluorosurfactant as onlookers watched and looked at me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whilst slinging my bad one over the gear stick, it can be done. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whilst Star guest Raquel Welch cancelled 3 hours before we went live. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
White bean bags, 24 hour room service fat babies with wings pointing at other fat babies playing compact harps. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who angrily questioned the validity of one of my anecdotes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who are you? I don't bloody know you anymore. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who bore uncanny resemblance to the Guildford four and some of the Birmingham 6. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who doesn't understand the finger sex? Mine, for goodness sake, I lost it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who excitedly asked to sit in and not just bulk out. The numbers deserved better than that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who had rushed into my office one day to tell me that the celebrated chanteurs Gina Langland had agreed to appear and show 3. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who is the greatest bossa Nova maestro this country has ever produced? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who is this? See you around. Is this Partridge? I hung up my point, made my parting shot. See you around. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who might have been a strapping Irishman, but is also one of the few men I know who's beaten by his wife. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who moonlit as a radio reporter on Saxon Radio in Bury St Edmunds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who said that the greatest professional sadness are gun maker in Jaws? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who strike up afternoon affairs soon after their loved one has died. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who travelled overnight while I lay across the generously proportioned back seat of the Vectra, finishing the last of the toblerones, are using the verdant shrubbery as an improvised toilet as and ... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Who, although timid and stuttering, knew his onions English wise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whoa, whoa whoa. What does it say? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whoever was to blame, be it slovenly listeners or station management? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whoops, I'd stumbled into this terrifying shrine to yours truly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whose idea of entertainment is generally limited to a Dilbert cartoon. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Whose moral faith, Citizens Advice on whether ramblers can traverse your land than TV contracts. And was pathetic, actually. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Why am I being hauled into the tractor beam of this tree? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Why did you do it, huh? Why the F did you do it, Partridge? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Why do you continue to tolerate this culture of hooliganism? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Why not invite Denton to become part of mid morning matters on North Norfolk digital? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Why spend all that dosh paying for travelling employees to stay in expensive motorway hotels? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Why this tree? What is it about the simple field Maple? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Why would a single woman be any more prone than a single man? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Why? If your car breaks down, you call the AA. If your mind breaks down, I say call the A. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Why? Well, she was and is a devout Baptist. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Wikipedia has made university education all but pointless. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Will take place midair as I catapult myself up and down on a bouncy castle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Wine bottles clinking in the boot like the laughter of a glass throated child. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With a lateral shake of the head and a vertical raise of the eyebrow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With a liberal use of Roger's thesaurus had worked to treat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With a nightly routine consisting of press ups, squat thrusts, and shadow boxing, I don't think I've ever been so fit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With a slight weighting towards Pepsi or surely from Pepsi and Shirley. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With an hour to kill before opening time, he's clearly decided to come and make mischief. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With Dad in no fit state to do anything, I agreed to say a few words at the service. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With guests no doubt annoyed interleaving by the noisy party going on next door. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With listening figures spiking in my first quarter by almost 2%. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With little fanfare, they added radio Norwich to their family of brands. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With Maxwell fighting for air, I see my chance and make haste for the exit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With me and Jemima sitting bollock naked on her bed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With millions of radio listeners hungrily eating the sound of my voice as it fed them sports centered info. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With my business activities based out of the static home, the property under construction and choristers Country Club. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With my commentary played out on BBC News bulletins up and down the land, I was thrust into the national limelight. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With my request falling on deaf ears, I got out of the car and approached him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With negotiations for a second series of KMK Y going well, I have two other meetings the next morning that could shape my career. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With only an hour to go until the opening editorial meeting, nerves fluttered around my stomach. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With sandwiches lasting through to the Epiphany, AKA the 12th day of Christmas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With slide out occasional seats allowing generous room for up to five mourners who would easily drown out the hushed whisper of the smooth straight 6 engine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With someone whose video collection featured one video of The Goonies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With Sonia, it was much more spontaneous, what I like to call Smash and grab sex. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With that shot, easily as powerful as an intravenous drug like heroin, smack or gear. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With the best rule in the world, the only way my knees would have been able to cope with the sheer poundage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With the exception of a hoseasons holiday to Bournemouth in 1979 and consistently excellent intercourse. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With the honourable exception of the recent hit on Jill Dando. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
With the knowledge that I was being given a small window into what it would have been like in medieval times to be hung, drawn and quartered. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Within minutes I would almost always have found their floor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Within minutes I've spent it for what is surely about four miles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Within minutes, she'd put on high heels and a new pair of Dungarees. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Within reason, I loved every minute of my time with Sonia. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Within seconds, I found myself sharing another of my ace theories. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Within the hour I was broadcasting to the whole of East Anglia, reading out Sports reports direct from Teletext. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Without having to anxiously read not the string every few minutes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Without love, parental or matey to sustain me, I turned to myself, Alan Partridge, for comfort. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Woah, yeah, call off the search party. I'm here. It's one minute past eight and this is Alan Partridge, or should I say the late Alan Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Woosh. Legs together, arms by my side, I shoot up into the air. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Work literally rolled in that year, most of it enjoyable. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Work out what it is in sport you want to be. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Worse still, those clumps are stained are grubby brown by the tannin rich tea. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Worse, on the front row I see Craig Kilty AKA the monster. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Would you have built his fantastic wall had he been sat on the aforementioned decorative headwear? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Would you like lemon juice with them, Sir? I roar inside my head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Wrapping up a well honed presentation to a sales team that would outnumber the fingers on both hands of a fully able man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Writing this book had been a full radiator flush. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Open it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Years ago, I'd have been too prudish to discuss these sexual experiences in print. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yep, in analog applications, the difference between the instantaneous. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yep, it felt good to be in the home where I'd been at my happiest. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yep, it's a tale of incomprehensible pain and hardship. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, better than ever. So shut your mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, Blender raises the interesting point that the hero is deep within us. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, father. I'm to collect the remains, piece them back together, and do my utmost to identify the genus. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, he was way over the drink drive limit and ordinarily I'd agree that the alcohol could have been a factor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, I like Maxwell's work very much indeed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, I thought they did read you on the kidney beans, but no, I don't mean that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, I'd had to save my trunks from someone else's urine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, lynum, I said, for some reason selecting to use his surname rather than his first name. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, on top of a luxury abode, a successful business empire, a burgeoning television and radio career, and membership of choristers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, swallows always very well turned out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, the tea had that layer of scum that comes from adding the water before the milk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, there'd be an outcry from disabled pressure groups, but would his killing have been wrong? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, they could call in and talk to me on my radio show every morning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yes, you have a captive audience, but you also have a listenership that is almost exclusively poorly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yet as we lie there in a tangled heap of deejays. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yet at the same time, I can't help but notice the backshells photos are actually very good. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yet barely have I finished my first mid air. Hello Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yet even to me, his arrival like that of a baby whose parents weren't responsible enough to use protection. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yet every night in bed there was a nagging doubt in my mind. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yet from Christopher Morris, anchor to Rosie May. Environment to Ted Moore, replacing Kev smear as roving reporter to Peter O'hanrahan, economics editor to yours truly, sport. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yet I needed a voice that could flit like a carefree moth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yet it seemed that the chattering classes around North Norfolk Digital had seen it differently. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yet sidekick Simon's first show did not go well. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Yet when I asserted my independence and emerged from my mum's considerable shadow, I mean this metaphorically, although she was fat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You asked me to find you a publisher for the book, and I've spent the last month sending it to various companies and now one has come back and said they're willing to publish it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You avoid them depositing their previous mail on site. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You can't do that if you're swanning around at home, for crying out loud. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You can't very well just wipe your nose on the ice white cellular briefs and carry on as if nothing's happened. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You could also be attacked by and this is less likely. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You could see newborn in the background, facing away from camera, but slumped on a folding chair by then in tears. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You don't go pushing something as powerful as Tobler and on someone you've only just met. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You get Alan. Asking questions equals bloody good interview. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You know that phrase. If you love someone, set them free. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You may now remove your Kevlar body armour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You may think it's cold of me to be glad of his occupational misfortune just because he had me collecting privets. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You might be crying. You're lucky in that respect, Alan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You might find you've pushed someone too far one day and they will unleash hell in your face. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You see, it's not about self help or self improvement. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You see, my parents marriage wasn't as stable as their long list of wedding anniversaries might suggest. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You snub my advice, I'm going to deliver a quip, then drive past you fast. It's that simple. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You think that's bad? You should smell his dad. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You were helping the poor and creating a secondary revenue stream. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You would not find a candidate more in need of night school and a shave. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You wouldn't find Chris in an ivory tower unless the Ivory tower is the name of a pub. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You'll notice from this that I had a much Brasher broadcasting style in my early days. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You're a really busty woman, Jen, I once said. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You're Adam Walters, aren't you? I said yes, he replied. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You're better off taking Dereham Road and heading for Saint Benedict St. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
You've got quite a long torso, but your legs aren't in the least bit thick. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
1,000,000 miles away from our dark, cramped studios. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
6 red cards in as many games, says the reporter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
8 A mighty big fish from a pond this size. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
8 year old Jenny Lancashire was the Cocker hoop recipient and she was rightly grateful. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
8th of December 95 struggling to find a spare moment to confront Carol. She's always at the Ruddy gym. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
8th of November 1995 actually, what if this is a gotcha? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
12.5 Hours of weekly output versus .5 hours. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
26th of October 95 Carroll 40% less Randy than this time last year. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
50 years ago things were kind of different, though. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
84th in Channel 4's 100 best catchphrases. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
1974 was a crazy hazy time for Alan Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
£49 for a room and breakfast was now out of my budget. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
£899 poorer but one very good book richer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard