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Home > Paulie wit tha BIG D
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Bitch. Obama's yo Mama. Michelle's your daddy.
California chewed me up and spit me out.
Charles Bukowski is my favorite gutter poet.
Cops are on their way.
Do crust punks still exist?
Eat my fuck.
Get the fuck out of my garage.
God damn, it's cold this winter.
Have any idiots heard of blood libel?
Have you ever seen the film Bad Lieutenant with Harvey Keitel? It's a Ripper.
I can't be what you want me to be. I am dead.
I denounced the system as I embrace it. I asked for sincerity, and I lie.
I don't have a fucking dollar to my name.
I don't know why everyone hates me. I wouldn't hurt a fly.
I don't need no fucking hassle.
I only like Latina women. They're super fine.
I was born in Florida. You better respect.
I'm gonna dance 1 legged off of the ring when I go back to Florida.
I'm gonna live in abortion.
I'm just like Michael Jackson. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'm not gay.
I'm waking cold sweat and there's no one who cares. This life, no life, it's killing me. I am slowly dying.
I'm what they call a public nuisance.
My friend George gave me his recyclables. Then he said I stole them from him. Bullshit.
My friend George has selective memory.
My friend George wants to beat me up and he was the one that stole my phone.
Puerto Rican women, Colombian women and Brazil women are the finest.
Road hard and put up wet.
The cops 5150 me and I was the one that got beat up.
The cops in this one cow town hate me.
The jingle of a dog's collar would be good right here.
The yacht.
There's only one fear the fear of God.
They make mercury decide the tadpoles down in Florida.
We're all going to die one day, so shut the fuck up.