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Ah, what a lovely day, this lame excuse for a zoo.
Ah, what a lovely day, this lame excuse for a zoo.
All right, boys, let's roll to see who goes first.
All right, boys, let's roll to see who goes first.
Am I being pranked?
Am I being pranked?
And that guy over there wants to play, too.
And that guy over there wants to play, too.
And that's why I think Cheese Puff Day should be a holiday. It's a nice day to worship the cheese puffs that brought us here today.
And that's why I think Cheese Puff Day should be a holiday. It's a nice day to worship the cheese puffs that brought us here today.
And this affects me how?
And this affects me how?
At the table.
At the table.
Awesome starfish, Did you?
Awesome starfish, Did you?
Because I brought cookies.
Because I brought cookies.
Because I took your wallet.
Because I took your wallet.
Because of the international cheap day in the river. Really want to help spread of the world of the word of cheese puffs. Who stood up for for this nation. Do you want to help you? Please. Just got...
Because of the international cheap day in the river. Really want to help spread of the world of the word of cheese puffs. Who stood up for for this nation. Do you want to help you? Please. Just got...
But OK, I'll do.
But OK, I'll do.
Can I come and play?
Can I come and play?
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
Cheese puff, Daddy.
Cheese puff, Daddy.
Cheese puffs.
Cheese puffs.
Do you play Rock Paper Scissors?
Do you play Rock Paper Scissors?
Don't ask.
Don't ask.
Don't be silly, staff.
Don't be silly, staff.
Don't give me that look.
Don't give me that look.
Epic fail.
Epic fail.
Excuse me, Mr. Did you see a bowl of cheese curds? It's about it's about that big and and about that long and has orange cheese puffs.
Excuse me, Mr. Did you see a bowl of cheese curds? It's about it's about that big and and about that long and has orange cheese puffs.
Excuse me, Sir, do you happen to know where the president of the United States?
Excuse me, Sir, do you happen to know where the president of the United States?
For you, it was just a bad dream.
For you, it was just a bad dream.
God. Aspiration.
God. Aspiration.
Great choice.
Great choice.
Great choice.
Great choice.
Great, I knew.
Great, I knew.
Great. I knew you wanted to come.
Great. I knew you wanted to come.
Hey, cool, a free bowl of cheese curds.
Hey, cool, a free bowl of cheese curds.
Hey, I'm talking to you. Do you hear me?
Hey, I'm talking to you. Do you hear me?
Hey, Scott. Good. I heard you had a bad dream, so I brought you some invisible cookies and some invisible milk.
Hey, Scott. Good. I heard you had a bad dream, so I brought you some invisible cookies and some invisible milk.
Hi Mr. Elephant. Do you want to become my pet?
Hi Mr. Elephant. Do you want to become my pet?
Hi, I don't really have a name, but here's my song.
Hi, I don't really have a name, but here's my song.
His scratch cat. I can't. I don't know why I'm telling you about this, but I'm kind of nervous.
His scratch cat. I can't. I don't know why I'm telling you about this, but I'm kind of nervous.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I can tell you what that is. That is a rare nuclear ticking bomb. There is only one in the world. It is very rare.
I can tell you what that is. That is a rare nuclear ticking bomb. There is only one in the world. It is very rare.
I can't take this anymore. I'm getting out of this place.
I can't take this anymore. I'm getting out of this place.
I don't really think that worked.
I don't really think that worked.
I hate cheese.
I hate cheese.
I have a brilliant idea.
I have a brilliant idea.
I really need to get a hobby.
I really need to get a hobby.
I'll make a brilliant new holiday.
I'll make a brilliant new holiday.
I'm from the agency who bans kitties who play with disturbed elephants. So are you disturbing an elephant here?
I'm from the agency who bans kitties who play with disturbed elephants. So are you disturbing an elephant here?
I'm sorry, Scratch Cat, but according to the law, you're under arrest.
I'm sorry, Scratch Cat, but according to the law, you're under arrest.
I've got to get out of here.
I've got to get out of here.
I've got to tell Starfish about this brilliant idea.
I've got to tell Starfish about this brilliant idea.
I've got.
I've got.
Is that all he says?
Is that all he says?
Look at how good that guy did.
Look at how good that guy did.
Maybe.
Maybe.
No way. But that guy over there can.
No way. But that guy over there can.
No, I've been busted by Tower Walker book ad.
No, I've been busted by Tower Walker book ad.
No, it didn't.
No, it didn't.
Oh my gosh, A giant bowl of cheese puffs just randomly fell out of the sky.
Oh my gosh, A giant bowl of cheese puffs just randomly fell out of the sky.
Ohh darn it, it's a tie.
Ohh darn it, it's a tie.
Ohh OK here's my song called God Inspiration.
Ohh OK here's my song called God Inspiration.
Ohh scratch cat. What the heck are you doing?
Ohh scratch cat. What the heck are you doing?
Ohh yeah Sir, here's your bill.
Ohh yeah Sir, here's your bill.
Ohh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Papa.
Ohh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Papa.
Ohh, come on.
Ohh, come on.
Ohh, Well, goodbye.
Ohh, Well, goodbye.
Ohh, yeah, you're right.
Ohh, yeah, you're right.
OK, first scratch cat you don't know a thing about history. And 2nd this doesn't even make any sense.
OK, first scratch cat you don't know a thing about history. And 2nd this doesn't even make any sense.
OK, starfish, what do you choose?
OK, starfish, what do you choose?
OK, what's your choice?
OK, what's your choice?
Ooh, looks like you're up next.
Ooh, looks like you're up next.
Oops.
Oops.
Scratch Cat Company.
Scratch Cat Company.
Scratch Cat isn't that kind of illegal and kind of useless.
Scratch Cat isn't that kind of illegal and kind of useless.
Scratch cat.
Scratch cat.
Scratch that, why would I want to play a weird game of tic tac toe with you?
Scratch that, why would I want to play a weird game of tic tac toe with you?
Sea starfish look at him in all of his success.
Sea starfish look at him in all of his success.
So did you like it?
So did you like it?
So my name is.
So my name is.
So, Mr. Elephant Guy, what do you want to do next?
So, Mr. Elephant Guy, what do you want to do next?
Something is seriously messed up with your brain.
Something is seriously messed up with your brain.
Starfish do something you gotta see. Starfish. Starfish.
Starfish do something you gotta see. Starfish. Starfish.
Starfish, you gotta help me.
Starfish, you gotta help me.
Starfish. Guess what?
Starfish. Guess what?
Starfish. It's terrible. I lost my cheese curd.
Starfish. It's terrible. I lost my cheese curd.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That's what I'm saying. You've just got to try and all your dreams can come true.
That's what I'm saying. You've just got to try and all your dreams can come true.
The name of the holiday is.
The name of the holiday is.
The question is how do I do it?
The question is how do I do it?
There's a cool elephant over there. Can we get?
There's a cool elephant over there. Can we get?
They're beautiful.
They're beautiful.
Think this song called God Inspiration. It'll knock him dead.
Think this song called God Inspiration. It'll knock him dead.
This holiday deserves to be noticed by more people. I'm going to go ask the president.
This holiday deserves to be noticed by more people. I'm going to go ask the president.
This is tic tac toe. You don't roll to see who goes first.
This is tic tac toe. You don't roll to see who goes first.
We must protect the cheese curds.
We must protect the cheese curds.
Well, I guess I'm going to have to keep on looking for those cheese curds.
Well, I guess I'm going to have to keep on looking for those cheese curds.
Well, I guess we're just going to have to start all over.
Well, I guess we're just going to have to start all over.
Well, nine thousandth order of fries. Come a long way, but I have to eat you now.
Well, nine thousandth order of fries. Come a long way, but I have to eat you now.
What a beautiful day outside.
What a beautiful day outside.
What do you want, Scratch?
What do you want, Scratch?
What's going on in here?
What's going on in here?
Where are my cheese curds? They're always right there.
Where are my cheese curds? They're always right there.
Where's that coming from?
Where's that coming from?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Why can't we go one episode without having an explosion?
Why can't we go one episode without having an explosion?
Why would I want to do that?
Why would I want to do that?
Why yes it is.
Why yes it is.
Would you get out of here?
Would you get out of here?
Yay, it worked.
Yay, it worked.
Yep, you got it. We're going to play a game of tic tac toe.
Yep, you got it. We're going to play a game of tic tac toe.
Yes, I would like 9000 orders of French fries, please.
Yes, I would like 9000 orders of French fries, please.
You betcha.
You betcha.
You've got to be kidding me.
You've got to be kidding me.
Your cheese curds are over there.
Your cheese curds are over there.