Hannah Montana - Season 1 Edit

A ding, a ding, ding!

A bluebird's behind A bluebird's behind

A couple.

A grilled cheese sandwich would've picked that one up!

A likely story. Who keeps a picture of their brother on their desk?

A little to the left

A man and his children sharing a heartfelt goodbye.

A mascot never takes off her head, it ruins the illusion.

A savings bond.

A simpler time, that's what I miss

A simpler time, that's what I miss

A sound proof basement where no one can hear our scream?

A twofer.

A whole new scene and I'm swimming with a new crowd

A wicky, wicky, why A wicky, wicky, wicky

Aargh!

Absolutely. I'm trying to forget about it myself.

Acting, reacting.

Actually, I just put in just a splash of vanilla and a hint of cinnamon.

Actually, I'm just looking.

Actually, it was the darkest day of my life.

Actually, three number ones, two top fives,

After just one day?

Again, longer than it took him to write the play.

Ah, not too much off the sides now.

Ahhh.

Air fresheners!

All because of her little Jackson.

All clear, and, girl, you're gonna love it!

All I'm looking for is "down the beach. " But thanks for sharing.

All out of eggs, sorry.

All right then, let's go make her dreams come true.

All right, all I need is a beat!

All right, all right, Dad, I get it.

All right, come on out. Now.

All right, have a little patience, my man.

All right, here we go.

All right, I got milk, flour. Now add three eggs. All right.

All right, just calm down.

All right, let's do this

All right, my little rodent friend, kiss your whiskers goodbye.

All right, now shake the nerves out. Yes, get them out, now.

All right, Rico, what kind of wings you want? Mild, medium or spicy?

All right, she's clean. Doesn't floss, but she's clean.

All right, sweetie, this is it. Just like in practice.

All right, the coast is clear, bring in the cake

All right, very nice, people.

All right, you want a pep talk?

All right!

All right! Bring it on, Grandma!

All these fans, and the store even made a mannequin of me.

All we have to do is wait till he goes in. He'll never know you were here.

All we wanted to do was put up a tent,

Always kissing up to Dad.

Amazing!

Amber and Ashley bail,

Amber, that was a wonderful effort.

And 50 bucks?

And a lot more pedaling pirate.

And all of a sudden you are a threat to national security.

And America loves apple pie. We love apple pie.

And an even rougher patch earlier this week.

And ask for another partner.

And ask her to sign her protective seat cover?

And because she's in love with me.

And besides, he probably doesn't even know you're alive.

And besides, I wanna learn that... The foot thing you just did.

And both of you is who I'm gonna watch.

And cook ourselves up a big pot of friendship?

And dip and dip and shake my little hips.

And do you happen to have a picture of her?

And don't pretend you're not the least bit interested

And done something so bad?

And ended up making things worse.

And even though it's different now

And everybody knows that we're not just joking

And good friends do not party with their friends' sisters,

And he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding.

And I am now the chaperone of this year's class camping trip.

And I am so proud of everything that you do.

And I appreciate you backing off. You're a good friend.

And I didn't even have to tell her that I owned a Ferrari,

And I don't think they're coming down

And I even complimented her orthopedic shoes.

And I gotta jump ship before I go down with him.

And I guess I wouldn't be a very good sister if I made you stay here.

And I guess I'll just have to call and cancel that interview

And I hate it

And I just can't wait to show it to ya.

And I just wanna make sure we're cool.

And I look fantastic.

And I love it! Especially the back.

And I mean it!

And I mean pronto.

And I must insist that you let no one know that I was here!

And I need you to know

And I prefer not to shower in moo shu pork.

And I should care about this because?

And I still shed a tear every once in a while

And I think I came up with the perfect solution.

And I think you know what I'm talking about.

And I think you were, that's what's so sad.

And I was just wondering if I could borrow your head.

And I was willing to give you $ 75

And I, for one, commend him on his commitment to education.

And I'd just give anything to get my hands on it.

And I'll use your present to do it.

And I'm building them up from the ground

And I'm gonna give you mo' 'cause you spent a lot of dough

And I'm gonna take my...

And I'm invisible.

And I'm itching to answer them.

And I'm not changing his name now, that would just confuse him.

And I'm not gonna let it be spoiled by Cooper the party pooper.

And I'm not gonna let you fall on your face.

And I'm over it.

And I'm telling you this on the DL, see...

And if he's anything like I was, you need to meet that boy.

And if she happens to have a hot daughter

And if you don't help me, I'm not taking you.

And if you tell anybody about it, I'll deny it.

And if you wanna take my picture, then go right ahead.

And in a minute we're coming back with the real thing.

And it's a chance for me to prove to my dad

And it's getting uglier by the decade.

And it's gonna look so good with the jacket.

And it's gonna stay perfect until Miley's birthday tomorrow.

And just the right way, so you'd understand

And let you know that whatever it is that you're doing

And look at that rash. That's it.

And look, there's handsome young Jackson.

And lunch is on me.

And my heart starts pounding so hard I can hardly move.

And my herkie was jerky

And my snickerdoodles are off the chain!

And nobody can take that away from you.

And not a single multi plex.

And not end up out here on the deck all alone.

And nothing's coming out, you cut to commercial.

And now I die.

And now I don't even get the chance to try.

And now it's on you.

And now she's a cheerleader and I'm a lame pirate.

And now we have to put up this thing all by ourselves.

And now, give it up for the fabulous fingers of Jesse J, lead guitar!

And now, I'm leaving before I hear anything else.

And now, live and acoustic, Top Rockers is proud to present!

And one, two, three, four

And pretty little Miley,

And put it in the school yearbook.

And right now I see you at 35, living with me, no job,

And say, "Everything's gonna be all right, bud. "

And second, if one of these is a pom pom,

And she thought it didn't go well. Who's the donut now?

And she's such a goody goody, little Miss Perfect,

And shouldn't be so hard on myself

And since I study twice as hard as everybody else,

And slide and slide and do the butterfly!

And so once again, Jackson gets the short end of the stick.

And some people like Hannah Montana and I'm not afraid to say she stinks.

And some people like skiing

And sooner or later she's gonna sniff out those pork rinds

And Stewarts do not lose. Now, you want this, don't you?

And strap her to the hood of my daddy's car.

And that means, until he gets home, you're not leaving my sight.

And that's all that really counts.

And that's before the party.

And that's what I got going on

And that's why we have to move.

And the best part is, we're back to having Miley Lilly time.

And the sink's unclogged.

And the tenth caller gets a date with moi.

And then I was all, "Good night, everybody!"

And then Lilly was all, "Bug on a windshield,"

And then tonight, it will mysteriously fall into the barbeque.

And they're always there to catch you if you fall.

And this is the dream, it's all I need

And this place has turned into the International House of Leftovers.

And tonight, she's gonna find out that even my moves have moves.

And trust.

And twirl and twirling and twirling and...

And we gotta try and figure out some way to go on with it

And we will party like it's...

And we're back with Hannah Montana.

And we're clear.

And we're gonna try to keep it that way.

And we're heading for the big black stretch limo

And we're still on the first page!

And we're supposed to sleep in this?

And what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

And when I'm clammy, I can do it behind my knees.

And when they can't find him,

And who is your right hand lady?

And who never lets me forget it.

And whose father owns this place?

And whose father told you to "keep Rico happy"? Does this look happy?

And you bailed on him. Ironic, isn't it?

And you better stop thinking it about my little sister.

And you can't rap.

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you lose. See how that works?

And you really gotta go. My luck. Come on.

And you should, too.

And you stay away from that dessert table

And you walked around for about an hour with a chocolate beard.

And you were worried.

And you won't have to.

And you, sweetheart, you either get your head into this game

And you're always right there cheering me on.

And you're great at it.

And you're right.

And your score at halftime, the Fillmore Flamingos, 58,

And your Seaview Pirates, less than that.

And, boy, she was a find

And, I mean, it's not like you can quit being Hannah Montana.

And, Stewart, I love your enthusiasm.

And, yes, I'm talking to you, stinky.

And, yes, wrapped in a towel.

Another secret's coming your way.

Anybody seen my PDA?

Anyway, yay, team!

Anyways, back to chicken wings.

Anywhere within spitting distance of this place, we'd be here?

Are you kidding? He's great.

Are you kidding? I look like a kitty kabob.

Are you kidding? My mom can't make ice.

Are you sure it won't make the other kids jealous?

Are you working on your pecs or your delts? Make up your mind!

Argh!

Argh! Argh!

Argh?

Arrr!

Arrr!

As a dad, he knows everything about everything.

As long as the other half keeps her mouth shut,

Ashley?

Ashley. Ashley.

Ask for an extra bag of peanuts

At least when I joke around,

At least you got yourself a date with a pretty girl.

At the Laker game tomorrow night?

At this rate, I've got a better chance with the lady with the walker

Avast ye landlubbers! Shiver me timbers!

Avoid the phrase "lying, evil nasties. "

Away from a world that needs you so desperately.

Babe alert, 11 o'clock.

Bacon that just got burned!

Bearie the bear?

Because guys don't do that.

Because he doesn't think!

Because I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Because I know the way I feel when I'm on stage.

Because I'm committing you to staying home and studying this weekend, too.

Because I'm on Taylor Kingsford, your favorite show, tomorrow night

Because it was given to me by someone I care about very much.

Because it was no fun without you there.

Because Roxy's everywhere.

Because she is gutless. You know what?

Because she's crushing on you.

Because she's got her eyes on me.

Because that's what I'll be doing.

Because that's what you wrote Hannah Montana!

Because they're all out of gorilla suits. Now, can we move on?

Because this place is gonna be crawling with fine ladies

Because this sweater means more to me

Because tonight I'm lying down with the dogs.

Because we're not really here right now.

Because you know it's the right thing to do.

Because you know, it might.

Because you read minds.

Because, thanks to you, I couldn't concentrate,

Because, you know...

Because... Well, I like it.

Becca e mailed Hannah Montana and said she had a massive crush on you.

Becca must be so jazzed. I wonder if she's thanked Hannah yet.

Becca Weller has a crush on me? Me?

Becca, I...

Becca's an A student. She knows what the History assignment is.

Before he goes all deep dish on me.

Before my dad was a dad, he was an accountant.

Before your dad was a dad, he was cool.

Behold,

Being eaten alive by disease ridden bugs, oh joy.

Believe me, I had no idea.

Besides, your grandma's in the car alone

Better?

Big casserole explosion. Horrible

Big chocolate bunny ears with candy eyes. Whoa!

Big deal. So I had a few dozen pieces of candy.

Blah, blah, blah, and don't come back.

Boat driver, I need to be lower!

Boring!

Boy, you're really out.

Breath check.

Bring it on, birdie!

Bring it on, sister!

Bring it on, sister!

But a tent? This'll take forever!

But all I can think about is getting a bad grade and looking stupid,

But as a shopper,

But at the end of the day, I like who I am,

But Dad...

But don't worry, if it keeps going the way it's going, I'll tell you all about it.

But ever since she got back from her Marine Corps reunion,

But have it dry cleaned first.

But he might take you.

But I can be honest about my romantic history. I don't have anything to hide

But I can't do that if you quit.

But I cannot help you with mission impossible.

But I got my eyes on you.

But I got the brains to get myself out of this one.

But I have got Hannah Montana hiding in my closet.

But I just couldn't find anybody I trust to watch you kids.

But I just couldn't get myself to buy them.

But I know somebody who can.

But I learned something that I should've known all along

But I promised my dad I'd be the better person.

But I saw you up here tonight.

But I wanted to see that!

But I was a lot happier when I saw you kids coming through the door.

But I'll be better next time.

But I'm all right

But I'm butting in. I'm sure Lilly was just getting ready to say that.

But I'm just totally glad I said yes.

But I'm too pretty to get eaten!

But I'm very nervous, huge knot, don't know if I can do it.

But if I don't quit, we'll never get any Miley Lilly time together.

But if one of us doesn't pick him, nobody will.

But if we are going to be in business together,

But if you were really my friend, you'd tell me the truth.

But is that the true Hannah Montana? Is that the real you? We'd like to know.

But Kelly's not even here yet.

But let's not think about that.

But Lilly and I are willing to forget if you are.

But Miley put up that tent! They just went for lattes!

But most of all I love that we're almost done.

But my point is, if you're gonna lie down with dogs,

But not quite my style.

But nothing a good party can't warm up. Hey!

But she's just so uncool.

But she's my dork. Orlando!

But she's only looking at you, because you're sitting next to me.

But she's right there. I can see her.

But sinking down to their level just isn't the answer.

But soft, what light over yonder breaks wind?

But somehow I've always been busy doing something else.

But sometimes you just gotta make the best out of a bad situation.

But technically, the job was to unclog the sink

But that can't be true.

But that was wrong.

But that's good. It's working, keep going.

But that's not it! The truth is...

But that's the great thing about surprises,

But the longer you wait, the tougher it's gonna get.

But the new Ashton Kutcher movie is previewing tonight.

But the real reason that I am here is because Jackson has made it

But the secret to acting is reacting.

But the truth is, he is doing a great job.

But the truth is, I love you very much

But the work this boy did held it all together till I got here.

But there's no way I can leave this young lady here alone to nanny you.

But this just isn't gonna work out.

But this time I'm not giving her anything to complain about.

But underneath it all, I'm just like you

But wait...

But we can find something else we can do together. Come on.

But we only did this so we could be together.

But we're kind of caught between the Queen and a hard place, here.

But we've gotta be calm. Just be calm.

But what if I forget the words to one of my songs?

But when it comes to basketball, you might as well step back!

But will she? Mmm mmm.

But you can call me Lola. Strawberry?

But you cheated.

But you don't.

But you gotta do something.

But you're so busy taking care of Hannah Montana,

But, Dad, I already am the better person,

But, Daddy, I'm fine.

But, Daddy, she's doing it again.

But, Jackson, it's not about what we want. It's about what he wants.

But, she was so embarrassing backstage.

But, then who would sit in our seats?

But...

By day, I play the part in every way

By golly.

By teen pop sensation, Hannah Montana.

By the dawn's early light

By the thought of me in the arms of another woman!

By the way, love the top.

By the way, that's not your color.

Bye.

Bye.

Call the cows home, Robbie Ray, you are losing it.

Can I have a bite of that, big boy?

Can I maybe give you a call back?

Can I try something a little different?

Can we just please do this, Oliver, please?

Can you believe it? I think I could have won this thing.

Can you believe that we don't have dates on a Saturday night?

Can you close my suitcase?

Can you spell "destiny"?

Can you still cheer? It doesn't matter anyway,

Can't you see I'm on the phone?

Certainly. What's yours like? Any kids running around?

Cheerleading?

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Claims she's Maddie from the candy counter.

Clear out!

Clear the way!

Coach, I put this on my head and it smells like a litter box.

Come here!

Come on guys, camping's fun. I do it all the time.

Come on in, Coop.

Come on out, Linda, nobody's gonna hurt you.

Come on, Dad, it wasn't that long ago that I was a ninth grader.

Come on, Dad, we're practically adults.

Come on, Daddy. I know you really wanna do this.

Come on, I mean, haven't you ever got down

Come on, it's not that bad!

Come on, Jackson. You know that's not true.

Come on, Linda.

Come on, little girl, bring it!

Come on, Mile, Lilly's just not used to being backstage.

Come on, Miley. So it's a dorky sweater.

Come on, Mr. Picker, you can't experience

Come on, Oliver, it's not like he did it on purpose.

Come on, Oliver, nobody's gonna laugh at you.

Come on, Oliver, you just gotta stay positive.

Come on, Oliver.

Come on, people, I make pancakes with that milk!

Come on, Rico, why do you always have to be so mean?

Come on, step back!

Come on, there's a spare key out here somewhere.

Come on, you gotta do better than that

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. I'll stretch you out.

Come on. I'm gonna set for you.

Come on. You can get this! We won't regret this!

Come to your party tonight? Sure. I'll just find myself a little hottie,

Coming through!

Coming to my show

Congratulations to our new mascot!

Cool, Dad had his own palooza.

Cool, hip, trendy..

Coop, I just hooked up with the most amazing girl who's totally into me,

Coop, I think there's something wrong here

Cooper thinks I'm a sweet little girl who needs to be protected.

Cooper, you are a genius.

Costume fitting Sunday morning. What about Sunday afternoon?

Could be. Either way, good luck.

Could there possibly be a better place to study nature?

Could you be any more of a hillbilly?

Couldn't sleep.

Couldn't you tell that Becca Weller was hitting on you?

Cramp in the leg. Cramp in the leg. Oh, I'm going down.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Roxy.

Dad has to come home early, and once again, I've ruined his dream.

Dad, don't panic.

Dad, how do we really know that until we try?

Dad, I know I have mid terms Monday,

Dad, it's not the song.

Dad, let's not ruin the beautiful moment.

Dad, remember what we said about naming the fish?

Dad, remember. You ain't funny.

Dad, what a relief. You'd never believe how lost I was.

Dad, you don't know what it's like

Dad, you got him at the fish mart.

Dad!

Dad's not gonna be happy about this.

Daddy, I can't perform on Top Rockers, that's a live show.

Daddy, I haven't seen him like this since Halloween of '99.

Daddy, I'll always be your little girl.

Daddy, please, I'm begging you, don't talk.

Daddy, you gave up your whole life so I could have my dream.

Daddy, you know I love Roxy.

Daddy, you're always talking about how we don't share enough,

Daddy!

Daddy! Does tomato juice stain?

Dang it, I gotta get these things fixed

Dang it!

Darlin', sometimes I wish you came with a snooze alarm.

Darling, are you done packing yet? We gotta get to the airport.

Daughter of oil baron Rudolf Luftnagle,

Daughters who like pillow fights?

Deal.

Definitely interested.

Did he call?

Did he say anything else?

Did I mention I was meeting the Queen?

Did you get it, squeeze? Orange? How do I come up with this stuff?

Did you get the History assignment? I forgot to write it down.

Did you hear that, guys? "I don't think!"

Did you hear that, ladies? Smokin' Oken's on the squad.

Did you hear that? Right?

Did you hear the one about the pig who knows karate?

Did you just come out of that dressing room?

Did you miss everything I said to my locker?

Did you see that dreamy boy in the third row? Woo!

Did you see that? He reacted.

Did you see that? She just totally checked him out

Did you see the road kill your sister was wearing?

Didn't feel right.

Didn't you hear your brother? I'm a good friend.

Ding.

Ding.

Do de do de do de do

Do de do de do de do

Do de do de do de do?

Do I know my little girl, or what?

Do it, do it. Ashton, do it.

Do you believe it? Dad's actually gonna go out and perform again.

Do you want to smell like a pine forest, a tropical breeze or a brand new car?

Does that make two of them pom pom pom poms?

Does that pelican got frosting on his beak?

Dominate the floor! Pirates make that score!

Dominate the floor! Pirates make that score!

Dominate the floor! Pirates raise that score!

Don't be scared.

Don't do that in public.

Don't drain the tub. I'm making soup.

Don't even think about it.

Don't forget the scream. That's my favorite part.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

Don't look at me, I didn't write that.

Don't rush me, kid. I'm building to the big finish.

Don't waste it. Let's go.

Don't worry, Hannah. Lola will be right here for you.

Don't worry, hot stuff. Roxy will take care of everything.

Don't worry, I got your back.

Don't worry, I'm gonna be just fine!

Don't worry, Son, it's all gonna work out.

Don't worry.

Don't you be nice to me when I'm mad at you!

Don't you think your mom would've wanted that for us?

Donny, I don't think it goes that way

Down in front!

Drain's already clogged, now I'm gonna throw $80 an hour down it.

Dude, chill, I'm just playing with you. It's just a cake.

Dude, I can help you bring in the cake,

Duh.

Egg rolls, pizza, taquitos!

Either way, no one besides you, me and my daddy

Embrace the pain.

Enough, already! Have some pride.

Equals, ain't gonna happen.

Especially considering you're going to have to kiss him.

Especially on the phone.

Even after you told them how cool I was?

Even if I was considering singing again,

Even when I begged you to stay down.

Even when I win, it's still about Hannah Montana.

Even your dad got all freaked out.

Ever look for it again. Oh, are the comics in here?

Every time she comes, she treats Jackson like he's an angel

Every time you fell, you got right back up again

Everybody dance, everybody sing

Everybody down to the beach! We've got a birthday to celebrate!

Everybody is here for you.

Everybody listen up.

Everybody try a chicken wing

Everybody wants to be a star.

Everybody, now! Party, party... Hey, what's wrong?

Everybody's doing it. See?

Everyone give it up for the effort.

Everyone is talking about Hannah Montana's massive mistake.

Everyone say hello to Pirate Pete!

Everything in this family revolves around you!

Ew!

Excellent, now if only we could pick them up and leave.

Except there's this weird girl in your dressing room

Excuse me, but the Queen has been delayed at the State Fair

Excuse me, can't a chicken get a little privacy here?

Excuse me, Jackson.

Excuse me, Miss Montana,

Excuse me, partner, I'll take it from here.

Excuse me! If I can squeeze through that air vent, so can someone else.

Excuse me.

Excuse us. I'm sorry.

Explain how you could ever think that there's someone out there

Face it, you were nearly driven mad

Fasten your seat belts.

Feel sick.

Feel that negative energy leaving your body.

Fighting over a loaf of bread?

Fine.

Fine. And you're getting a black leather skirt with matching pumps.

Fine. But I hope when I'm as old as you, I'm not as bitter.

Fine. But listen to me and listen good.

Finger slipped.

First question.

First, what the heckie is a "herkie"?

For a position of great responsibility on this squad.

For a second there I thought I was a babbling fool.

For Christmas, I'm getting you chrome spinners.

For example, who's this? Your husband?

For heaven's sake, Robbie Ray, I wasn't gonna hit him.

For heaven's sake, that woman is over three hours late.

For the Queen's granddaughter,

For the singing of our National Anthem

Forget it, Mamaw. He's not coming.

Forgive me for being an overachiever.

Four score and...

Four, three, two...

Fuzzy dice hanging loose and proud

Fuzzy dice hanging loose and proud

Fuzzy dice hanging loose and proud

Get a tetanus shot and buck up, little camper.

Get it off before you hurt yourself.

Get it? I'm a fruit fly!

Get loud!

Get loud!

Get loud!

Get loud!

Get loud!

Get on down there and show off that sweater.

Get out all that frustration and anger.

Get out!

Get out!

Get over here. Did you agree to go out with this guy?

Get the lead out, move down the aisle!

Getting to know each other better. Right, guys?

Gimme a water, Son.

Give it a shot! Sorry, I mean...

Give it all you got! Pirates make that shot!

Give it all you got! Pirates make that shot!

Give it all you got! Pirates, take that..

Give it to me!

Give it up for Hannah Montana!

Give me a call when you make it home so I know that you're safe.

Give me an N! Give me an O! What's that spell? "No. "

Give me back my pork rinds, Ma!

Give me that mike! Thank you. Okay.

Give me that phone.

Give me that. You're not fit to hold the whisk!

Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me...

Give me, give me, give me, no, give me, give me.

Go ahead.

Go home

Go look inside, there's cut flowers.

Go team, throw the ball!

Go team, to the mall!

Go, go, go!

Go, go!

Go, we'll catch up with you later.

Go!

Good friends don't bail on you.

Good night, kids.

Good night, Roxy.

Good point.

Good point. And it is getting a little crowded back here.

Good thinking.

Good times, good times.

Good to go.

Good, still perfect.

Good, you're sharing the same tent together.

Good. Then that means I'm doing my job right.

Goodbye, good luck. Ladies and gentlemen, Marty Klein!

Got ya!

Gotcha.

Gotta go.

Gotta go.

Great, now I have to burn that, too.

Great.

Great. I have so many bites on my tush, it looks like a waffle.

Great. Tell it to someone who cares.

Gross.

Grow up.

Guess again, string bean. Roxy is undefeated. How low can I go?

Guess what I just heard?

Guess who's singing the National Anthem

Guitar solo!

Guys, there you are!

Guys, wait up!

Gwen Stefani. Gwen, wait up, babe, I'll go with you.

Gwendolyn, I'll be needing a bucket of sudsies and my pony sponge.

Gweni, Gwendola.

Ha, ha.

Hallelujah?

Hannah Montana can't spoil it.

Hannah Montana has a backstage party at the Stones concert.

Hannah Montana to the stage. It's show time.

Hannah Montana, you're on in two minutes.

Hannah Montana! Say, "Cheese!"

Hannah, I have a micro problem.

Hannah, I've been looking all over for you. What are you doing out here?

Hannah, it's so awesome to see you with... her.

Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!

Hannah! Mwhah! Mwhah!

Hannah's not happy!

Happy birthday, bud.

Has this bag been out of your sight

Hasn't she suffered enough?

Have your parents fill out these forms

Having fun crowd surfing.

He also said Hannah Montana stinks, but we decided to leave that out.

He calls me his "Yo Yo Mama. "

He can't know we were there. So just play it cool.

He could use all the help he can get.

He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you.

He doesn't know we're here.

He even had his own doll!

He gave me a kidney.

He got a standing ovation from the skunks.

He had the 64 pack, with the sharpener!

He left for his volleyball tournament, so I suppose you wanna go now, too.

He loves Hannah Montana now and we're getting married.

He put me in a diaper so I could get in for free.

He said it was the worst date of his life? Really?

He sure gave that crowd in the emergency room a good laugh.

He thinks he's got problems.

He thinks we're at home.

He thought things went great

He touched it. Now I have to burn it.

He was all over me.

He wouldn't be a very good brother if he said that now, would he?

He's clean!

He's coming up from the walk. He is so cute.

He's got a friend over.

He's had five helpings of beans.

He's not afraid to say that he likes hotdogs, right?

He's not just a guy. He's a ninth grader.

He's seriously horrible.

He's way past that.

Heck, during the Olympic qualifiers, I got food poisoning.

Heck, every guy has. But look on the bright side.

Heck, your Mamaw is doing better!

Hello, Hannah Montana's close personal friend Lola here.

Hello, I am the Jackson ator. These will not be back.

Hello, Josh Woods. You ready to rock tonight?

Hello, people!

Hello, tent pals!

Hello, Your Majesty.

Hello, Your Majesty.

Hello!

Hello! Back to Earth, Captain Hormone.

Hello! You're costing me minutes here!

Hello? Hey, Barry.

Hello? Hey, Ma.

Hello? Lilly landing in three... Two... One.

Hello. Hold on. Mile, it's for you.

Help me, help me.

Help me.

Help.

Here you go, Dad. Feel free to tip.

Here you go, sweetie. Here's your... Oh, dear!

Here, have a seat.

Here, kitty kitty kitty.

Here, let's do the trust exercise, go!

Here, this should cover the sweater.

Here's one for ya. "Stop leaving your underwear on the kitchen floor

Hey, Ashton! Mr. Kutcher! My man!

Hey, baby girl, if you want to be on the show,

Hey, birthday girl!

Hey, bud, Miley told me about Ollie's Trolley's little derailment.

Hey, bud. How you doing?

Hey, Bud. You all right?

Hey, by the way, you got a loose step outside.

Hey, check this out, J Man, I just found out that...

Hey, check this out.

Hey, come on!

Hey, come on!

Hey, Dad, big favor, don't try to be funny with Josh.

Hey, Dad, how you doing? What's for dinner? Hope it's meatloaf.

Hey, dude with the board!

Hey, everybody has to have a hobby

Hey, everybody. Sorry I'm late. Hope nobody thinks I'm a diva!

Hey, get up, get loud

Hey, get up, get loud

Hey, get up, get loud

Hey, get up, get loud

Hey, get up!

Hey, get up!

Hey, get up!

Hey, get up!

Hey, get up!

Hey, girls! Picture this!

Hey, give me that! Cut it out. Give...

Hey, guess what, done that.

Hey, guys, wait up, I'll come with you.

Hey, guys, what are you doing here? Everything all right?

Hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey. What was that?

Hey, hey.

Hey, I didn't "like him" like him.

Hey, I forgot my... Dang!

Hey, I have my eye on something

Hey, I'm pretty, too!

Hey, ice cream man!

Hey, if you don't want me to go, just say so.

Hey, isn't she that real estate lady, you know,

Hey, it's nothing to be embarrassed about

Hey, it's Oliver.

Hey, Jackson, Miley left her head at practice.

Hey, Jackson. Beautiful day for a walk, isn't it?

Hey, Jackson. Going to the movies. Thought you might wanna..

Hey, Juliet!

Hey, leave him alone.

Hey, Maddie, just the tush I've been looking for.

Hey, Mile, come on out on the deck. I got another surprise for you.

Hey, Mile, you're just in time. I'm working on a new melody for Hannah.

Hey, Miles. My robe fell in the toilet so I borrowed yours. Hope you don't mind.

Hey, Miley, I got your message.

Hey, Miley.

Hey, Miley. Whoa, you look hot.

Hey, Mom, it's so good to see you.

Hey, Mr. Stewart, how's Miley?

Hey, my brother from another mother. What's cracking?

Hey, no pecking! How do you think I got this eye patch?

Hey, Oken, is she your main squeeze?

Hey, Oken.

Hey, Oliver, go long!

Hey, Oliver? What do you want? I'm kind of busy.

Hey, Roxy, have you seen...

Hey, Roxy, she's a friend of mine. She can come in

Hey, Simon, when I met that Queen, all I had to rehearse was,

Hey, that's nice. Where'd you find that?

Hey, this isn't bad!

Hey, we may look alike but we will never be the same.

Hey, when I drive you to the mall, I want you to be comfortable.

Hey, y'all, what's the score?

Hey, yeah, okay, hold on. Hold on.

Hey, you're all right there, sugar. Shake it off.

Hey, you're right. You know, that's great advice.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Ho!

Hey! Ho!

Hey! Ho! Say hey! Ho!

Hey! Ho! Say hey! Ho!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi ya!

Hi ya!

Hi ya!

Hi, Dad, is the sink still clogged?

Hi, Oliver.

Hi, please pretend to like me, my boss's kid is watching.

Hi, sweetheart. Blondes are big this year.

Hi, this is Miley.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I brought you these

Hi. I was just wondering if you could be the good guy

Hi. I'm Hannah Montana, and I'm looking for a house

Hi. What a thrill to meet you. My niece is a big fan of yours.

Hmm

Hold on tight

Hold on, sounds like she's finishing up.

Hold these phone books.

Hold up there.

Holding him back?

Holy Moly! How desperate are you?

Honey, I did everything but baste you with barbeque sauce.

Honey, if I was any calmer I'd be dead.

Honey, this is your special day.

Honey, you look terrible.

Honey, you're not actually meeting the Queen until Sunday.

Honky Tonk Heartthrob?

Hope you enjoyed your stay at the Tipton Hotel.

Hot sauce in my eye. Hot sauce in my eye

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

How about that, a Taylor Kingsford sneak peek right here!

How am I gonna go out with a guy who doesn't like half of me?

How can I stop you from having yours?

How can you say that? It doesn't matter what my intentions were.

How can you say that? She's my best friend.

How could I be mad at that?

How could you?

How did I know that? How did I know that?

How do you know?

How do you like this look?

How do you think it went, you donut?

How happy he is when we come home from school.

How long do you think that's gonna last?

How low can you... Oh!

How many "prettys" do I have to put before "please" for you to let me go?

How much damage could he do?

How much honey do you need?

How was your day? Mine was good. Nice shirt, goes with your hair.

How you doing?

How'd you find out?

How's that?

Howl, doggy! Howl!

Howling Dogs. That was my mom's favorite album.

Huh, fruit fly?

Huh?

Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry.

Hurry up. Last one down has to stretch out my hamstrings.

I am amazed that you can stand without a spine.

I am so glad you talked me into this, it's a blast.

I am so happy you guys are here, are you having fun?

I am so sorry you had to see that, Bearie.

I am sorry if I made you think that I don't care.

I appreciate that, baby boy.

I believe it is.

I believe Mr. Klein is correct, Father.

I bet my old manager doesn't even remember my name.

I bet she hasn't passed theater five yet.

I bet you didn't know that this girl could really go

I blew chunks all over the court.

I call it the Scratch dance! Contagious, isn't it?

I can see my feet again. My skinny, skinny, little feet.

I can stop anytime I want.

I can't believe I'm actually going to Kelly's party.

I can't believe it, Becca Weller is crushing on Oliver.

I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader!

I can't believe it. You've got a great voice, he's awesome.

I can't believe this is your dad.

I can't believe you actually wore those in public.

I can't believe you just did that.

I can't believe you would try to take credit for something we did.

I can't believe you're trying to blame my sweet, innocent sister for this.

I can't do this anymore.

I can't even look at you.

I can't just put eighth grade moves on him.

I can't move. I've got a "For Sale" sign in my backyard.

I can't take this anymore.

I can't take you guys with me and I sure can't leave you home alone for a week.

I can't talk to anyone right now. Could you just make something up?

I can't wait to see the look on my Dad's face when he gets a load of this cake.

I can't wait to tell him my next idea.

I can't watch this.

I can't. I'm from Tennessee. We don't do that.

I cannot believe I just blew it.

I cannot wait to hear all about it.

I cannot watch this anymore.

I couldn't be happy with a cute guy liking just me.

I decided to give her a chance.

I did a little research, made a few phone calls,

I did know I had to work fast though.

I did not fly all the way out here from Tennessee

I did this cheerleading thing to be with Lilly.

I didn't bail on you with the twins and I'm not gonna bail on Lilly.

I didn't give up my career 'cause I had to.

I didn't mean to mess this up for you.

I didn't screw up. I didn't screw up. I didn't screw up!

I don't believe it.

I don't care how nice she is. She ain't ever getting any of my kidneys!

I don't care what he says. I know he misses being on stage.

I don't care.

I don't do that.

I don't even believe it

I don't even know her name.

I don't even think she wants to come watch me perform for the Queen.

I don't get it, man.

I don't hate you, Miles.

I don't know any friendship that's worth wearing a smelly, old pirate head.

I don't know, I crack myself up all the time.

I don't know, Lilly. What do I do?

I don't know, that you're allergic to cats?

I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe we should just try another store.

I don't know. You guys think I'm being too tough on ya?

I don't see either one of you heading for the door.

I don't think I can do this.

I don't think that's hardly fair, I mean, there was the movie last night,

I don't think we're off to a good start.

I don't understand

I don't understand, Lilly. I'm always nice to her.

I don't understand.

I don't understand. Becca was so into Oliver.

I don't want this caterpillar on my lip.

I don't want to go to the bathroom in the woods.

I even gave it a name. Linda.

I even worked out this morning.

I feel awful, Daddy.

I gave it up 'cause I wanted to.

I got all the confidence in the world in you.

I got another one. "Are you from Waikiki?

I got caught leaving the party early and I didn't want you to know.

I got down with the dogs and got up flea free.

I got everything I've always wanted

I got hid under the seat.

I got it here, didn't I?

I got my ears on you, too.

I got my eyes on you.

I got one.

I guess I was hoping to tell you at just the right time

I guess there was no right time, was there?

I guess you're right. I just gotta do this, don't I?

I guess you're right. So...

I had set up for Hannah Montana and Taylor Kingsford.

I had to wrap the fish in something. See?

I hate lying to him.

I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.

I hate you!

I hate you. I love you. Give me a hug.

I have a compromise

I have a feeling she will tonight

I have absolutely no idea

I have an idea! And it's so simple, you're gonna love it!

I have been itching to ask you a few questions.

I have never been so proud of a grandchild in my whole life.

I have no idea what this is,

I have to share a tent with Donny tonight.

I hear him!

I heard Ashton Kutcher's gonna be there.

I heard there's gonna be a party over here.

I hold the key, the key

I just came over to say goodbye and he was all over me.

I just can't figure out one thing. Why are we hiding?

I just can't go.

I just can't picture you with anybody else but Mom.

I just did all my skateboarding stunts without my skateboard.

I just don't wanna get laughed at again.

I just gotta get it in the garage fridge.

I just hope she's not one of those divas who keeps everyone waiting.

I just talked me into it!

I just think you guys need to take a break.

I just totally froze. Has this ever happened to you?

I just wanted to give him a little Tennessee talking to.

I just wanted to say goodbye and thanks for the tickets.

I just wish I could help you get him back.

I just wish I knew something about this woman.

I just wish there was some type of magic spell

I just wish we didn't have to wait a whole week to see him.

I keep telling you dump her before she dumps you.

I knew I'd get you! Just kidding!

I knew it! What you hiding in there?

I know I'm a little overprotective, but I just care about her a lot.

I know that it looks like I messed up,

I know what you mean

I know what you mean. Who let some of these people backstage?

I know you feel bad about not making the squad, but look!

I know you must be right, but now I have stage fright.

I know, but Lilly,

I know, Dad, but what I'm saying is,

I know, he's a friend and you don't bail on friends.

I know, he's always monkeying around.

I know, I miss it, too.

I know, that's exactly why I have to do this.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. He rocks! Sit down.

I know. I guess I'm not really in the party mood.

I know. That's why I didn't tell him.

I know. The old man can get a date and I can't?

I know. We were shocked, too.

I learned it when I was touring India with world famous cellist Yo Yo Ma.

I leave you at home alone for an hour and come back

I like coming out here at night

I love him, but the man should not be allowed

I love the energy I've seen today, I love the passion.

I love them, but they smell like oat... meal

I love this sweater.

I love you all! Thank you everybody. Good night.

I love you, Jackson.

I love you, kiddo. You rock that Queen's world.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I mean it! I really do!

I mean the fat lazy cats and the pumpkin headed kid

I mean the first time I saw the chocolate fountain,

I mean they even got the freckles right.

I mean, ask me to change the trucks on a skateboard, I can do that.

I mean, don't you remember that feeling? Don't you want it again?

I mean, face it, no matter how important something is to me,

I mean, I don't know what to do. I'm not having any fun.

I mean, I don't want to hurt her feelings

I mean, I have never had people laughing at me before.

I mean, I wouldn't wanna embarrass you.

I mean, if I split, Miley's just gonna tell my dad.

I mean, if we were going to pick on Oliver,

I mean, if you wanna go back out and howl with the dogs,

I mean, sometimes with women, you just got to keep in mind

I mean, why aren't you still performing?

I mean, why hurt you any more than you already are?

I mean...

I meant the ad on the bench, Miss Einstein.

I meant, whoa, I didn't know.

I meddled, and now Oliver's miserable.

I miss you

I miss you

I miss you

I miss your smile

I need a clean bowl, fresh ingredients and...

I need more than that!

I need to know a little bit about you first

I needed something to change the channels with.

I never get chick math.

I never get tired of watching me be right!

I never thought I'd ever say this, but good job, Son, I'm proud of you.

I never would have done it if I'd known you were so nice.

I once knew a girl named Nina

I only held his hand because I wanted his crayons.

I only need to study a quarter. So I'm done.

I own you!

I pick Henry!

I picked it out special for you, bud.

I poured about half of it into my purse.

I read your PDA, which I stole from your gym locker.

I said back off!

I saw a lot of clothes you would've liked a lot more,

I say, I say that I know I can

I say, I say you ain't seen nothing yet

I see the light.

I should not feel bad about this.

I shouldn't even be here!

I sneezed a while ago and algebra came out.

I spent all day yesterday trying to make Josh like Hannah Montana.

I still can't believe your dad was up on stage last night.

I swear people get dumber and dumber every day.

I swear there's nothing better than a 10 mile run down the beach

I tell her to lighten up, she gets upset, she leaves,

I think he did

I think I do.

I think I do.

I think I fixed it.

I think I fixed it.

I think I got it. You're welcome.

I think I'd miss you too much.

I think I'm gonna be sick. I need a fashion magazine!

I think I've got something that might help.

I think if she were here, she'd be all over it.

I think so, too.

I think the difference is the mouse would've made that jump.

I think this is the nicest conversation we've ever had.

I think we can spend a little more money than that!

I think we've established the "pretty scale. "

I think what my mom's trying to say is we got another commitment, so...

I thought he'd never leave. It's freezing out there.

I thought it was me.

I thought they were 90

I thought you said you were gonna make it hurt!

I thought you weren't going to butt in anymore.

I throw my cares up in the air

I told you she was gonna love it. Ooh! You've been working out.

I took them off the old guy that was sitting next to me.

I tried to make him like Hannah, too, and now he hates both of us.

I used to collect stamps, but this is more fun!

I walked right up to her, I looked her straight in the eyes and said,

I wanna smell like a cheerleader.

I want him to be happy, too.

I want my daddy back

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

I want you all living in that mom...

I want you and you to cheer it with me, too!

I was a chubby child. She could never let that go.

I was just gonna tell you if you stop looking at the plate

I was just in there and you weren't there.

I was kind of thinking the same thing.

I was right!

I was.

I will cut it up and eat it if I have to.

I will, I will. He won't suspect a thing.

I will. Just remember, keep your eyes on me.

I wish we hadn't outgrown the pinky swear

I wish.

I wore my lucky wristband.

I would love to go out for coffee. Let me just get someone to cover for me.

I would've asked for, like, $60.

I would've never have got back up there if it wasn't for you.

I wouldn't blame you if you hated me.

I wouldn't do that.

I wouldn't say...

I'd feel a lot luckier if I was talking to your face.

I'd get up on that stage and I wouldn't even know what to say.

I'd never seen a chocolate bunny before.

I'd say medium, but then I couldn't say spicy!

I'll always have time for my two little girls.

I'll be on my cell if anybody needs me, so try not to need me.

I'll hide, you get rid of him.

I'll just be your little girl that dresses better.

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll show you.

I'll take a B if you stop doing that.

I'll tell you in the car. Come on. Well, gotta go.

I'll tell you what they are.

I'm a 6'4" beach god.

I'm a baker.

I'm a fruit fly! Abraham fruit fly!

I'm a girl you know but I'm someone else, too

I'm a little afraid to say anything right now.

I'm a lucky girl

I'm a pirate! Why am I riding a tricycle?

I'm a student at the Malibu School of Beauty

I'm about ready to hit pay dirt

I'm about to limp to the mall with my friend, Lilly.

I'm breaking down the old four walls

I'm cool. I'm cool

I'm getting out of here before you cough up an alien.

I'm getting ready to sell you out.

I'm giving that Becca a piece of Hannah Montana's mind.

I'm going after them and don't you try and stop me.

I'm gonna go get a soft pretzel.

I'm gonna go with not so well.

I'm gonna have to give it a thumbs down.

I'm gonna lock up like a yarn barn at 9:00.

I'm gonna meet the Queen, whoo!

I'm gonna meet the Queen, whoo!

I'm gonna say to you what I used to say to your mother.

I'm halfway out the room. Three quarters and I'm gone.

I'm Hannah Montana, for crying out loud!

I'm having so much fun with you, Josh. Bye.

I'm heading out for my meeting. I should be back around 11:00.

I'm healed!

I'm here on break looking for something fun to do.

I'm Jackson. I haven't seen you around here.

I'm just gonna call the plumber. Can't believe it.

I'm just gonna sit on the couch and look casual,

I'm just kidding you.

I'm just like anybody else, can't you tell

I'm kind of happy about that myself.

I'm living the dream

I'm not a normal kid!

I'm not buying it.

I'm not gonna let that happen.

I'm not gonna say a thing.

I'm not gonna stop you.

I'm not hanging from a parasail and flying across this beach.

I'm not kissing anybody tonight.

I'm not sure if I can bring anybody, Lilly.

I'm not.

I'm Olivia. I go to school back east.

I'm on the case.

I'm proud of you.

I'm snaking out the pipes now

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry for screwing up. Uh, I guess I'm just a little nervous.

I'm sorry, Coach. I was just trying to be the best mascot I could be.

I'm sorry, Lilly. I really wanted this to work out,

I'm sorry, Son. I only make fun because I've been there myself

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. My bad.

I'm starting to think you got some cake issues.

I'm still getting it right, this is the life

I'm still getting it wrong

I'm still not feeling it.

I'm studying, fool!

I'm sure next time, she'll...

I'm sure we can find her somewhere, I mean find her something somewhere.

I'm talking about the curtsy!

I'm the one that messed this up. If I don't stop him,

I'm thinking it's a good shot. Let's see, three down from Becca...

I'm waiting for my dad to come pick me up.

I've been waiting months for these scarves to come out!

I've got a brother.

If anything happens to this one, my Dad will never let me live it down.

If he blows this...

If I knew I was the person holding Robbie Ray back from howling again.

If I stop now, at my age,

If I'm gonna be a plumber, I'm gonna do this right

If it was then I'd be doing this.

If it's not a concert, it's a CD signing.

If it's the matching pants, you're eating it with me.

If Jackson scores the next point, they win.

If Lilly finds out why I didn't take her to the party, it'll crush her.

If only they knew what they were missing.

If there's one thing I know about my sister,

If they take your picture, it'll be in the yearbook forever.

If this thing had a plank, you'd be walking it!

If we stay here, we'll all get torn to pieces.

If we weren't blood, I would sue you!

If you are not gonna use deodorant,

If you got any talent, call me.

If you lean into it like this, you get your deltoids, too.

If you only knew!

If you'd quit eating all this fried garbage,

If you're gonna announce for the tournament,

If you're gonna be a volleyball champion.

In a Yoda costume.

In between you and that sneezing fan in Cleveland.

In its day?

In our future possible step mom.

In teenage boy years that adds up to, let's see, carry the one,

In the history of the world?

In time it could amount to a little som'n som'n...

In your dreams, Oken.

In your face

Into the finals of a big LA volleyball tournament.

Into the teen department with a credit card.

Is a sheep and a bonnet and you're Little Bo Geek.

Is ever gonna see me in this thing.

Is it?

Is just trying to make sure that you have the proper guidance.

Is so fantastic and I really need someone to practice on

Is that a parasail?

Is that Orlando Bloom?

Is that pretzel making you thirsty? Do you need to go get a soda?

Is that what he said? Shame on you. What kind of girl do you think I am?

Is that you? Jackson!

Isn't always what it seems

It ain't funny.

It always comes in second to Hannah Montana.

It barks Jingle Bells.

It could be a bear or a mountain lion.

It could last forever.

It didn't take Shakespeare this long to write the play!

It does now!

It is part of what makes you perfect

It is. It's like I don't exist and she has him up on a pedestal.

It just sort of jumped out at me and hit me in the eye!

It makes them a little harder to eat

It meows, Dad.

It seems Hannah Montana does that a lot.

It was her, then it was me, then it was..

It was him, then it was me, then it was him, then it was me.

It was okay.

It was probably just the wind.

It was the greatest afternoon of my life!

It was the sixth day without food.

It wasn't me that didn't want you there, it was...

It would've worked if I hadn't slipped.

It'd be on the speakerphone.

It'll be great, sitting by the campfire, telling stories,

It's a crazy life

It's a deal.

It's a good place to try and figure things out.

It's a good thing I got a purse full of hard candies!

It's a little too late for flattery. Hit it!

It's about loving each other as you would love yourself.

It's advertising, and my dad already paid for it.

It's all up to you now.

It's called a mullet.

It's clean.

It's got a watch battery.

It's important! Remember that bush we were standing in?

It's Jack zilla! Run for your bunny lives!

It's just a minor set back.

It's just so selfish.

It's just that I used the Hannah advice column to help Oliver get a girl

It's just this... A new dance routine I've been working on,

It's just when things don't go just the way she likes them,

It's Kelly Clarkson! Hello.

It's labeled "Robbie Palooza. "

It's like cheerleader tryouts.

It's like he's the Titanic,

It's like I have the energy of a 5 year old again.

It's like telling your brother to put on a new roll when the toilet paper runs out.

It's lucky records were so big.

It's never gonna happen again.

It's never happened to me

It's nice to see the soft side of you once in a while.

It's not a matter of what you say, but having the guts to say something.

It's not just a cake, it's Miley's birthday cake.

It's not like he's gonna take you along with him.

It's not like someone's gonna take your picture

It's not like you did it on purpose.

It's not my fault that Shakespeare makes him nervous.

It's not that...

It's not your fault. There's nothing you can do,

It's only five more days. Just do it for Dad.

It's poison oak!

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's returned over the net.

It's Saturday, you wanna have a good time.

It's so yesterday. And I'm about the future!

It's Spanish for pretty.

It's synthetic!

It's that she would never be all over any guy she just met.

It's the Malibu Miley Cat! Very rare, very vicious!

It's time for my Spidey escape

It's time for our morning jog.

It's too late. Goodbye!

It's true.

It's true. When she's like this, she's doesn't know what she's doing.

Ja, ja.

Ja, ja.

Jackson can drive you.

Jackson serves the ball.

Jackson sets to Ruth.

Jackson Stewart will now be playing with the woman

Jackson takes the set from Topher and...

Jackson, have you seen Oliver?

Jackson, how much candy have you had today?

Jackson, I got something I want to say to you and when I do,

Jackson, it's Coop.

Jackson, it's me, Olivia. Open up.

Jackson, turn it off!

Jackson, we're gonna need that cake in about an hour.

Jackson, what was that? Nothing!

Jackson, you don't think that I miss him, too?

Jackson, you have to stop.

Jackson, you want some pancakes with that syrup?

Jackson, you're on my foot!

Jackson!

Jackson!

Jackson!

Jackson! What's that sound?

Jackson! Jackson!

Jackson! Oh, come on now, get up, baby.

Jackson?

Jackson.

Jackson.

Jackson.

Jog?

Jumping Jehoshaphat, Son! Next time, don't waste a plate.

Just a tip. In the future when apologizing,

Just be sure to shower in cold water only and lie yourself flat to dry.

Just do it. Trust me, I'll be fine.

Just getting my Saturday night on, you know.

Just go ask Josh out.

Just go!

Just looking.

Just Mamaw?

Just once in her life you'd think she'd go out on a limb or something.

Just one more time

Just one more tweak and it's Becca time.

Just pretend those little feet are nailed to the ground.

Just pretend!

Just remember Taylor Kingsford, your favorite show.

Just remember you're my chauffeur

Just scratch my back!

Just steps away from indoor plumbing.

Just stop your flapping and eat your flapjacks.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Just to watch me play volleyball.

Just to watch you throw in the towel.

Just wanted to let you know about our new promotion.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any cuter.

Just... Just studying. I mean, no party. Just me. Party of one.

Keep the walker moving, lady. If you were supposed to hear,

Keep your mitts off my cake.

Keep your pants clean. I'm gonna eat some ribs later.

Kelly? Kelly Clarkson?

Kid thought I was real.

Kids, they'll break your heart.

Kinda like my Uncle Earl.

Ladies and gentlemen, Marty Klein!

Ladies and gentlemen, Marty Klein!

Ladies and gentlemen, Miley Stewart!

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise

Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a last minute substitution.

Ladies, I appreciate you taking the time to come over here,

Ladies?

Ladies.

Ladies. Say, "Gotcha!"

Lady, you're not gonna sell many houses with that attitude.

Leave. Now.

Leonardo DiCaprio threw a foam finger at her.

Less thinky, more looky. All right.

Let go! You let go.

Let go.

Let it go, man. Let it go.

Let it go. I was eight, it was Easter,

Let me handle this.

Let me paint you guys a little picture here.

Let me put you in touch with Habib, Prince of the West Side.

Let me see. What have I got in here for you?

Let me think. No.

Let's chop up them flamingos and feed them to the sharks!

Let's go look for sea glass.

Let's go, let the man rest. Go, go, go.

Let's hear it, San Diego, for Hannah Montana!

Let's just say Lilly made a little unscheduled trip last night

Let's listen to someone else's.

Let's move!

Let's move. It's a long drive.

Let's think about your lovely Seaview Pirates!

Let's watch some TV. Get your mind off of it.

Life just doesn't get any better than this.

Like fractions. I'm using them right now.

Like I live here all the time.

Like walking barefoot through a field of cows after their morning sit down

Lilly in ten.

Lilly isn't...

Lilly Truscott, come on down!

Lilly, give me the phone!

Lilly, give me the phone.

Lilly, I can explain.

Lilly, I mean it. I'm not doing this anymore.

Lilly, my dad said no.

Lilly, please, I can't do this without you.

Lilly, this is awesome.

Lilly, we're doing this to spend time together.

Lilly, you've known this for months. Hello, get over it!

Lilly? Miley?

Lilly.

Lilly. I'm not doing anything. Nothing.

Lilly. No!

Lilly's right.

Linda, you know Achy Breaky Heart?

Linda.

Linda.

Listen to me, and I'm going to make this real simple. She like you.

Listen to this one. "Dear Hannah, I have this massive crush

Listen, buster, if I go down, I'm taking you with me!

Listen, here's a thought,

Listen, Miley, I know you think she might like Jackson more,

Listen, Shmohawk, I don't care what I have to do.

Little Miss Miley Sunshine, trying to turn my frown upside down.

Lola is really great once you get to know her. Right, okay, bye.

Lola, I can't remember anything. What am I gonna do?

Look again.

Look at that face. And those chubby, chubby cheeks!

Look at the size of this bad boy. He put up quite a battle, too

Look at your guests, give them a smile.

Look how much fun he's having.

Look, I don't mean to be pushy...

Look, I'm sorry.

Look, just remember that whatever happens

Look, just stay on the sidelines and watch the pretty cheerleaders.

Look, look, look. I know I came down hard on you yesterday

Look, no dad knows how to shop for a girl.

Look, pink.

Look, sir, I'm not saying it wasn't a good guitar in its day.

Look, we feel bad about this.

Look, your dad called. Your last dental exam was so bad,

Look!

Look! I'm a cup fly! You get it?

Look! No one at register two.

Looks like Daddy was wrong

Love that, too, but I can't wear it.

Love you, too.

Lower, higher, now, that's just right!

Lower!

Lower!

Lying down on the job.

Ma, I'm talking about the Queen of England.

Ma, you don't think we wanna be there for him?

Ma! Get back here, Ma!

Made it through the first two words

Made the call this morning. It's all set.

Madman Marty, the one man party.

Make a fire and cook us up a big pot of friendship

Make sure your back window's rolled down.

Making it a full, "ha, ha," wait for it, "ha. "

Making the world a better place for love.

Mamaw means well,

Mamaw, do you know how that makes me feel?

Mamaw, you're so busy with Jackson

Mamaw's cab just came up. It's Mamaw time!

Mamma mia!

Man, he really likes her.

Man, I couldn't live with myself

Man, I think I'm coming down with something.

Man, I wouldn't be surprised if I wake up tomorrow with super Spidey powers.

Man, it was a little water and some unidentifiable sludge.

Man, she's going to dump me at the beach.

Man, she's not telling you the truth. She came over here.

Man, that dude knew how to pick up chicks.

Man, that thing is lifelike.

May I present, direct from the International House of Nannies,

Maybe I'll just bench press you out the window.

Maybe it's time I just started carrying your bags for you.

Maybe that's the way your brother feels all the time.

Maybe the mouse will come.

Maybe they thought it was a crab cake.

Maybe we can't go down there and talk to her.

Maybe we could figure things out together.

Maybe you could catch me!

Me again.

Me and Oliver need to have a little talk, you know, face to beak.

Me, too, honey. Me, too.

Me, too.

Me. Just now. Come on, boy, keep up.

Meet your new girlfriend.

Mess with me!

Mid terms are halfway to finals,

Mile, as a favor to me, be the better person.

Mile, everybody gets nervous.

Mile, I know those girls don't always treat you right,

Mile, iceberg right behind you.

Mile, listen, if you wanna put this thing behind you,

Mile, that's not gonna happen again.

Mile, you tried something, it didn't work out.

Miley really needs us there tonight. You can't just bail on her.

Miley, can we not do this right now? I have a big herkie coming up!

Miley, come on, we're going to the movies.

Miley, I know you just don't wanna share a tent with Amber and Ashley,

Miley, it's been three years. He's probably lonely.

Miley, sweetie.

Miley, wait up.

Miley, wait. I'm just nervous, okay?

Miley, what's going on? You've never had stage fright before.

Miley, why are you dressed like a chicken?

Miley, why you pushing so hard?

Miley, you can come out now. I got you covered.

Miley, you can't stay in the bathroom forever.

Miley!

Miley! Let's see that pretty new birthday number.

Miley?

Miley? Miles?

Minus.

Mirror.

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm mmm. Danger never takes a vacation.

Mmm mmm. I promised your dad I'd watch both of you,

Mmm.

Mom always knew the right stuff to buy me

Mom, quick, get the curlers out of your hair!

Move along. Hey!

Move along. You're blocking people here!

Move and squat and arms and jump and clap and arms

Move and squat, arms up and jump.

Move your hand. I can't see your answers.

Mr. Ashton Kutcher is dropping by here tonight

Mr. Picker?

Mr. Stewart, you were incredible. What happened?

Ms. Diamond, excuse me and my chauffeur.

Music Video of the Year. But who's counting?

My achy breaky back!

My arm!

My Aunt Harriet got me the puppy version for Christmas.

My bad.

My best friend has been reduced to a moist towelette.

My boy had it, but he decided to go to college.

My cake!

My chocolate covered good luck charm.

My dad gets me to shampoo grandma with that one.

My dad had his own calculator.

My eyes may be closed, but my brain is on red alert.

My heart won't let you go

My leg!

My lips are sealed

My little girl's just growing up so fast, there's a part of me

My mom thought you were dead.

My mom's in the car grooving to the oldies,

My old Camaro and my eight track

My old Camaro and my eight track

My old Camaro and my eight track

My old Camaro and my eight track

My old Camaro and my eight track

My Oliver name is hi.

My other leg!

My parents were right. I don't have what it takes to be a beautician.

My Robbie name is hi

My sister and my dad blew off the Queen of England

Nailed right there. Okay.

Neither can I.

Nervous stomach. Could be a while.

Never mind!

Next on This Week In Hollywood,

Nice mirror.

Nice try, Jackson,

Nice try.

Nice try. But next time you might wanna go for a waterproof rash.

Nice work. You get an A for the day.

Ninety eight... I see ya.

Ninety nine... I'm coming to get ya.

No fair! He went to Shakespeare Camp three summers in a row!

No matter how much they want to.

No one's called me "Bud" in 48 hours.

No place to buy a latte, no place to buy shoes,

No pressure.

No thanks. I'm good.

No way. This is my last night in town

No worries, honey.

No, 3:00 dinner with my grandparents.

No, and you know what? I'm the dad.

No, but...

No, Dad, I don't want extra cheese! Sorry, I gotta hang up

No, go, it's a mistake anybody could make. Come on.

No, hold up. I need to do this.

No, I am not ugly.

No, I don't have it, but Mr. Aaron, he always writes it on the board.

No, I don't know that.

No, I guess not.

No, I mean you're Hannah Montana now!

No, I meant get lower.

No, I think my dad's shopping for my birthday present.

No, I was just thinking about bailing on you.

No, I wasn't. Why would you think that?

No, it didn't. There were, like, three people in it.

No, it is not.

No, Lilly, don't be so hard on yourself.

No, Lilly, wait.

No, Lilly, you don't get it.

No, Miley, no!

No, my rapture today is because I lost a bet with Coach Hendricks,

No, no, no, it's okay.

No, no, no, no. Not Latifah.

No, no, no. I mean, whoa, that's my little sister, fool!

No, no, of course you do. Don't worry. We'll fix this. We'll fix this, right?

No, no! I'm on the phone. They're lovely. Thank you.

No, not my soundboard!

No, please, push. I like pushy. Pushy's good.

No, she's going.

No, Son, I unclogged the sink hours ago,

No, Uncle Earl fell off a horse.

No, we wouldn't want that. So, let's go to the mall.

No, you can stop.

No, you can stop.

No, you don't know that.

No, you don't.

No, you're not

No, you're not. Hannah Montana's done enough trouble for one day.

No!

No! I'm fine!

No! No!

No! We haven't checked everywhere yet

No! You know what, I'm just gonna email Mr. Corelli

No.

No.

No. I took a picture of myself by mistake.

Nobody's even gonna remember she screwed up the National Anthem.

Nope

Normally, yes, but...

Not as good as a Deifenbacher, but you know that.

Not as uncool as you were when you shot a snot rocket

Not buying it face.

Not even in the center,

Not everybody.

Not exactly.

Not good. You want me to stretch you out again?

Not if he breaks up with her! We have to stop him!

Not if her bodyguard says you can't.

Not if I wear a flea collar!

Not if you do that, whoo!

Not so fast, short stuff.

Not so tough now, are ya?

Not the ship! The very successful movie!

Not when it's mixed with mouthwash and my grandmother's BO.

Not why we're here

Nothing like a big bowl of oatmeal after a long day at the beach.

Now a little to the right

Now don't worry about it, baby doll. Mamaw's gonna have time to do both.

Now get back out there and show me a little less Miley

Now give me my box. Where's my secret candy box?

Now give me my trophy.

Now I am.

Now I'm just working on my triceps.

Now it's time for a real man.

Now set up your tents, get into them and pray for the next 24 hours.

Now somebody point me to the prize table.

Now step off and let a pro have a go.

Now swing that girl, give her a push.

Now take it over there.

Now take your foot out of your mouth, come on in here, and let's start over.

Now that you have clearly mastered the trust exercise,

Now we both have pictures.

Now we're going to do the mirror exercise.

Now why is it that when I ended up on the couch like that

Now you get to come with us to meet the Queen.

Now you really have something to cheer about

Now you're a dead fruit fly.

Now, bud, you've done this a million times.

Now, come on, Queenie, move them feet!

Now, Dad, I know you already said no, but I've been studying a lot since then.

Now, how to proceed is the question.

Now, I do take personal checks, but I prefer cash.

Now, I don't know about you, but I feel very, very, very nannied.

Now, I know you both love him,

Now, let's get on those running shoes and move, move, move!

Now, let's get you on the phone and let's people this party.

Now, loosen up the throat.

Now, Ms. Montana, prior to your performance on Sunday

Now, next week, we are doing scenes from Shakespeare's great play,

Now, stir. All right.

Now, wait a minute, are you talking about my son, Jackson?

Now, way back in '64,

Now, when cued, what you will do is the following.

Now, you all just sit here and act like you're two perfect little angels

Now.

Now.

O say, can you see

Ocupado!

Of course I do. I was like you once. But I'm a veggie man now.

Of course they are! I'm not nervous. I'm good.

Of course we do!

Of course, she is in her room for the rest of the night.

Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm actually going to a big Hollywood party.

Oh my gosh, Kelly!

Oh, all right. Okay, I know what you're thinking.

Oh, boy.

Oh, can you drop me off at Lilly's?

Oh, cat fight on aisle five.

Oh, come on, Dad, you know you wanna be on stage again.

Oh, come on, it works if her name is Kiki.

Oh, Cooper's throwing a party. Don't wait up.

Oh, could you grab the box?

Oh, cue cards. Great idea.

Oh, don't pick that up, honey, it's filthy. We'll get another one.

Oh, for heaven's sake, just hose her off and get her over here!

Oh, great, what's Oliver doing here?

Oh, he's really good.

Oh, heck with this, I'm already late for a meeting.

Oh, here we are in Happy Bunnyland, Tokyo.

Oh, hey, check it out, there she is.

Oh, hey, why don't you try out with me?

Oh, hi, Stewart.

Oh, how embarrassing. Why am I such a dork?

Oh, how I wanna go home!

Oh, I didn't learn this in the Corps. Mmm mmm.

Oh, I do.

Oh, I don't have to pretend.

Oh, I don't know. What do you wanna do?

Oh, I forgot. Publicity thing. What about Saturday?

Oh, I get it

Oh, I love the smell of oatmeal.

Oh, I messed up again!

Oh, I remember. I clocked him at 58 miles an hour in his roller skates.

Oh, I'm gonna get you for that.

Oh, I'm still hunting for just that right birthday present for my little girl.

Oh, it's a kitty!

Oh, it's good to see you, too, sweetie pie.

Oh, it's on. It's on. It's on like mud on a pig.

Oh, Juliet.

Oh, look. How convenient. She wrote you again

Oh, man, he has the taste of a month old pickle.

Oh, man, I hated that broccoli casserole the first time.

Oh, man, it doesn't involve him in a chicken suit, does it?

Oh, man, not again.

Oh, man, there's gum stuck in here.

Oh, man!

Oh, man!

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, no, don't moan.

Oh, my gosh, it's Josh. What a coincidence.

Oh, my gosh, you're Robbie Ray.

Oh, my gosh! You're Hannah Montana!

Oh, my, that looks fabulous on you!

Oh, no, I can't watch this. I only taught her one cheer.

Oh, no, it's following me.

Oh, no, no one noticed. I'm gonna need another towel.

Oh, no, someone's gonna buy you something really expensive and cool.

Oh, no, this is supposed to be Jackson's big moment.

Oh, no, this old dog stopped howling a long time ago.

Oh, no, what's that?

Oh, no, you don't! Yeah, that's right!

Oh, no, you're not. That mouse is a living creature.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, no, no. No way

Oh, no. Something smells like Rico.

Oh, no. Something smells like Rico.

Oh, not a problem. I'll just tell the Queen

Oh, now, don't you worry, sweetie. I'm only here for the weekend.

Oh, Oliver?

Oh, Romeo.

Oh, Romeo.

Oh, Roxy. I got this one.

Oh, so now you listen to me.

Oh, sorry, let's not think about it anymore.

Oh, sorry. I mean, sorry, matey. Backing up!

Oh, speaking of lumpy. Let's make some oatmeal.

Oh, that'd be so cool. We could hang together.

Oh, the puppy dog look.

Oh, this can't be good.

Oh, this is so cool!

Oh, uh, well, I don't like to brag, but, uh...

Oh, wait a minute, I'm not a good guy.

Oh, wait, that's me.

Oh, well, you don't think I forgot about you now, do you, sweetie?

Oh, what did they call him? You know, the "Honky Tonk Heartthrob. "

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, big dawg.

Oh, yeah, I like this

Oh, yeah, that breeze feels nice.

Oh, yeah, that's right, you run from Pirate Pete!

Oh, yeah, you should see it from inside here

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? Here. Hit me with this magazine.

Oh, yeah? Well, what about right here?

Oh, yeah. And these are pretty good ones.

Oh, yes, you are

Oh, yes, you do, young man.

Oh, you get it? Crab cake.

Oh, you know what? We just remembered we got to...

Oh, you like guitars, do you?

Oh, you will be.

Oh, you're talking about Robbie Ray?

Oh, your tail is mine now.

Oh!

Oh! I can't believe I broke a nail!

Oh.

Oh. Hmm...

Oh. Okay. I'll go look. Thanks.

Oh... No.

Okay fine, but tell anyone about the snot rocket and you're out.

Okay, all better.

Okay, bend those knees.

Okay, but make it hurt.

Okay, cross your fingers.

Okay, Daddy, we need a new warning signal.

Okay, darling, it's time for me and you to do a little dance.

Okay, darling, let's say I was thinking about singing again.

Okay, darling, that may work for the Backstreet Boys,

Okay, everybody, it's limbo time!

Okay, explain this. Why are you dating someone without telling me?

Okay, first you drop a cake,

Okay, hit it, Robbie Ray!

Okay, how come you always get to be the apple?

Okay, I know we've had our problems,

Okay, I'll come right out and say it.

Okay, I'll tell her you called. Bye.

Okay, I'll wear it for an hour. Make my dad happy.

Okay, I'm going to tell you something nobody outside my family knows.

Okay, I'm just gonna come right out and say this because

Okay, I'm over it.

Okay, if you wanna know the truth, I did make some calls,

Okay, it was really fine

Okay, just give me a second to get into character.

Okay, just remember, if her mouth is open

Okay, kids, I'll see you at the end of the week

Okay, let me smell your breath.

Okay, look, Oliver, everybody gets nervous.

Okay, love you, but you're downing my vibe. TTYL.

Okay, make me look Friday night fresh.

Okay, maybe you are right.

Okay, moving on.

Okay, next!

Okay, no, just because he said it... I mean...

Okay, now all we gotta do is sneak you out without Jackson knowing

Okay, now you're just being cruel.

Okay, now you're just paranoid. I don't see her anywhere.

Okay, okay, I get it

Okay, okay, okay. I appreciate what you all are trying to do, but...

Okay, people, it's pop quiz time!

Okay, people.

Okay, remember, all you have to do is die. Go.

Okay, so just stay right here where I can see you, and no one else will.

Okay, so just watch me, all right?

Okay, so, that's the pride cheer, with optional herkie. Any questions?

Okay, Stewart, show me your stuff.

Okay, sure I'd like a little more attention sometimes,

Okay, technically, that wasn't your face.

Okay, then you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.

Okay, Truscott, you're the last one.

Okay, what we waiting on?

Okay, you know what? That's enough.

Okay! All right!

Okay? Not even really okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. And shift.

Okay. Except I had this awful dream

Okay. I'll really try this time.

Okay. It was a very productive meeting, and who knows,

Okay. That's all the papers between Lilly's house and here.

Older woman checking me out.

Oliver Oscar Oken. "The Triple O," known the world over as...

Oliver, but he didn't have me. You're my friend.

Oliver, do you have the sound of a truck running over a microphone?

Oliver, how did your date go with Becca?

Oliver, we have been rehearsing for over two hours

Oliver, you naive, simple boy, with a very good point! Best of luck

Oliver, you're a lifesaver.

Oliver!

Oliver! Don't do it! Don't say anything!

Oliver! Oliver!

Oliver? Hi.

Oliver's a really special guy.

Olivia, get in the car. You and I are gonna have a little talk.

Olivia?

Olivia's here and it's time to get your Saturday night on!

On a 42 inch Hi Def plasma TV in the comfort of my den,

On second thought, yes, I am.

On the other hand, the beach sounds like fun, too.

Once again, Hannah Montana has made the world a better place for love.

One guy. I can do this. I'll just channel Hannah.

One hundred.

One more time!

One of these days I'm gonna know what that feels like.

One of which is in, yes, Hawaii.

One syllable? That's all I get?

One thing.

One, two, three, drop!

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three.

Only one man could guide the remaining survivors to safety.

Ooh, I need a pedicure

Ooh, sounds like you've been a musician for a long time. Like 30 years.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! Popcorn with the movie theater butter.

Oooh.

Oops, sorry. Was I showing again?

Oops! Sorry. See? I can apologize.

Or all of your sides are gonna be soft.

Or another one of his presents.

Or at the very least, somebody fake an illness so we can all go home.

Or control since the time you wrapped it?

Or do our wash down yonder in the crick.

Or do the splits. You know, I still can't ride a bike.

Or have six months to live or any of the usual stuff.

Or I forget to put my costume on? Then I'd be singing in my underwear.

Or I'm gonna have a senior moment all over your keister.

Or not.

Or ramparts... No, rockets.

Or, I got you.

Ouch!

Our only hope is if I can get to the ranger station alive.

Ow

Ow, ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Own it, sell it, make the crowd believe it!

Party now, party now

Party, party, party! Party, party, party!

Pelicans eat fish, not cake! Everybody knows that.

Perfect! Fantastic!

Petty, petty girl!

Pies, cakes, tarts

Pizza's here.

Playing his stereo too loud. Jackson, turn it down!

Please don't drop me. Please don't drop...

Please pretend to like me, those guys are watching.

Please say I'm not too late.

Please say you didn't break up with her

Please stop stuffing your face.

Please tell me the cake didn't just fall.

Please, Lord, let it be the Queen.

Please, settle down, all right?

Please, those guys'll still be touring when they're 90!

Please? For me?

Please. They never made it out of the house.

Plumbers make $80 an hour? I'll do it for $50.

Pointless!

Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end.

Popcorn, oh, with the movie theater butter.

Popcorn, you wanted the big drink.

Pork chop! Ha!

Prepare to be impressed.

Prepare to cry yourself to sleep.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please, Dad, please.

Producing a royal and colorful upchuck.

Promise me.

Pumpin' up the party now

Pumpin' up the party now

Pumpin' up the party now

Pumpin' up the party now

Pumpin' up the party now

Queen's in the morning and the tournament's not till afternoon.

Quick! Cover my tail!

Quickest 50 bucks I'll ever make.

Quiet. Robbie Ray's got his groove on.

Quite a few hogs by the looks of it.

Ready.

Real bad news.

Really?

Really? He never said anything.

Really? That's even greater. Thank you.

Really? That's great!

Really? Well, how old is she? What does she look like,

Recently

Red glare... Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, that's right.

Relax, the crowd is here for you.

Remember my "ha, ha" from before? I now add one more "ha,"

Remember when I started coaching you,

Remember when you had to spit swear never to reveal my other identity?

Remember, Roxy's the same person that threw herself

Right foot behind left heel, knees bent, curtsy and say,

Right, I'm supposed to ask you that later.

Right, Mittens?

Right. You bet!

Right. And you were at a meeting. How did that go?

Right. But Dad is

Right. Except we don't have to wear those itchy man sweaters

Right. Unless something were to happen like this.

Right. We're both sorry...

Right. What song is that from?

Robbie Ray is still here!

Robbie Ray Stewart, don't you feed these children?

Robbie Ray was huge in Sweden.

Robbie Ray, ladies and gentlemen!

Robbie Ray, open this door!

Robbie Ray, put that down! How big do you wanna get?

Robbie Ray?

Robbie, Robbie, Robbie...

Romeo and Juliet.

Roxy loves the big drink, but the big drink don't love Roxy.

Roxy sees everything.

Roxy was like this all night.

Roxy, I didn't think that the Marines did yoga

Roxy, you're here for Miley's birthday.

Roxy's like a puma.

Sad face.

Sad, sad, sad.

Saturday, Saturday, can't! Laker game with my dad.

Say, "Cheese!"

Scratch dancing! It's contagious!

See how that works?

See, girls?

See, that's the difference between me and a mouse.

See? I told you it would make you feel better

See? I'm not the only one who has a problem with Shakespeare.

Seriously, I don't read minds, that's ridiculous

Seriously, I want you guys to see this!

Shakespeare is very important and you'll use it every day of your life.

Sharon! I'm so confused.

She already gave you your tip, big boy.

She can be a royal pain.

She can't hear you.

She could dump you on the bus, in between classes, in the mall.

She doesn't like me! Professional jealousy!

She doesn't like you 'cause you're too pretty and you threaten her.

She had great taste.

She hasn't come on yet.

She looks like my dog in a rain puddle.

She said she just wants to be friends with you. I'm sorry.

She snuck out, I followed her here, I'm just as disappointed as you are.

She spikes it home!

She thinks I'm funny, smart and sensitive!

She was just trying to even out the sides and get rid of the orange.

She was pretty smart that way.

She won't even know that I'm gone.

She'd buy all the presents and I'd carry the bags for her.

She's already got someone else.

She's been in love with me for years.

She's chowing down on the "all you can eat" love buffet.

She's going if I have to tie her up like a deer

She's going to dump Oliver!

She's gonna be so excited you're alive!

She's gonna insult the Queen and ruin my command performance

She's gonna make me head cheerleader.

She's in a cab on the way to the house right now.

She's just looking out for you, darling.

She's more important to me than..

She's on in one minute. Where is that girl?

She's part of the deal.

She's right, I got the biggest match of my life in an hour.

She's right. Why should I have to give Josh up?

She's taking credit again! Mr. Picker, make her stop.

She's the best bodyguard we've ever had,

Sheepskin seat covers.

Shiver your timbers over there. I can't see the cheerleaders.

Simon, have we just been punked?

Since we both happen to be coinkidinkally here. Coinkidinkally.

Sir, we were just talking about what a kick it's gonna be

Sister of socialites Bunny and Kiki Luftnagle, cousin of...

Sit down and tell me what you think.

Sitting under the stars, breathing all that fresh mountain air,

Six weeks away from you kids?

Six weeks of Roxy Time.

Six weeks?

Six weeks?

Sixteen feet, a new personal best, baby!

Slamming Mamaw Stewart.

Slippery.

Slow down there, toots. There's only one way you get to go up in this thing.

Slow down, I rented a few DVDs, thought we could chill

Slow down, Son, gonna give yourself another rash.

Slow your roll, children. Your daddy left me in charge.

So a uniform's more important than our friendship?

So big it hit both of the Olsen twins.

So I brought you airplane headphones!

So I gave my sweetie my golden locks Now I look like a bluebird's behind

So I only need to study about as half as hard.

So I would appreciate it if y'all would go easy on us.

So incredibly awesome. Really.

So just let him think the half of you he likes is all of you.

So please stay tuned, because I love you!

So what do you wanna do?

So what you see is only half the story

So what's it gonna be, Bucky, pan fried or barbecued?

So what's the deal? Your dad say yes or no?

So why do I have to act like it?

So you can spend 24 glorious hours with me and no indoor plumbing.

So you're not mad about today?

So you're saying if you could find someone, you'd go?

So you're scarred.

So, are you guys gonna hang backstage?

So, Becca Weller wants to take a ride on the Ollie Trolley.

So, does that mean you don't want to do the tour anymore?

So, found anything?

So, how about that first song? Pretty awesome, huh?

So, how did it go?

So, how long you say you're staying?

So, how's it going with Romeo?

So, I called The Roadhouse in San Diego.

So, I'm guessing you're going to be the only cheerleader there

So, Kelly Felly, sorry to hear the party was canceled.

So, ladies, who wants

So, Marty, got anything interesting to tell my father?

So, Mr. Kutcher! The Kutchking! Volcanic Ash!

So, stop your moping!

So, Trace, I can't bring anybody, right?

So, what do you think of Hannah Montana now?

So, what do you think of Hannah Montana so far?

So, why aren't you still performing?

So, yeah everything I've always wanted

So, you ready to go down like a rodeo clown?

So, you've thought about it, you'll do it, you'll love me for thinking of it.

So?

Soda in my eye! Soda in my eye!

Some people just aren't meant to perform in front of crowds.

Somebody ain't gonna be happy when they lose.

Somebody uses your head as a toilet brush.

Something that's important to me!

Sometimes being invisible has its advantages.

Sometimes he does it,

Sometimes I'm left sitting there reading shampoo bottles

Sometimes it just comes to me.

Sometimes that's just how life is.

Son of a gun, that boy's got three feet.

Son, I don't think you wanna see the look on my face.

Son, I'm glad you see it that way.

Son, I'm glad you see it that way.

Son, you sound a whole lot better when no one can hear you.

Son, you've got the plumber's gift.

Sorry I ever taught you that, Son.

Sorry, Coach.

Sorry, Dad, that's my bad, buddy

Sorry, Dad. Get the flea dip ready,

Sorry, darling, but you're going back to bed.

Sorry, darling.

Sorry, Hannah, can't see you.

Sorry, I don't kiss and tell.

Sorry, Josh, she's in the bathroom, could be a while.

Sorry, Oliver! What are you doing?

Sorry. Never sneak up behind Roxy.

Sounds great. I'll just go pack up my stuff.

Sounds perfect, but I'm trying out for cheer... leading squad.

Start crawling, we'll get you to the stands.

Stay!

Step aside, rookies, let me show you how to do this.

Stewart, Oken, take us home, please.

Still loving how it feels right now

Still stealing my change off the counter.

Still you.

Stop doing it. Study hard now. Bye.

Stop it, guys!

Stop staring at me, you freak!

Stop who? Where? I'll get him!

Story of my life!

Straight home to drink some milk.

Study hard now.

Stupid pelicans.

Stupid selfish bees!

Sure did.

Sure, Kelly said you can bring anybody you want.

Sure. It would be fun, but it's just not in the cards.

Sure. It would be fun, but it's just not in the cards.

Sure. No problem.

Surf the crowd.

Surprise!

Surrounded by the sounds of nature.

Sweet mercy, that woman makes a snail look like a cheetah.

Sweetheart, that was 10 years ago.

Ta da!

Take a hike, Pinky. I'm not in the mood.

Take it easy, Dad. It's just Mamaw.

Take the world, shake and stir

Talking about what's in the news and who's in the news.

Taylor Kingsford? He is the coolest V J on TV!

Tell me about it. Well, hasta la pasta.

Tell me again what Jackson looked like when he realized it was me.

Tell the Queen I said

Tent wedgie, tent wedgie!

Testing, testing. 555 0121.

Than the coolest outfit in the world

Thank you, all.

Thank you! Good night, everybody!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for a great birthday.

Thanks, baby, but you know

Thanks, Dad. I'm gonna go take a shower.

Thanks, Lilly. You always know what to say.

Thanks, Mamaw.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks. Hey!

Thanks. Now bounce up and down

That boy doesn't have the brains the good Lord gave a hunk of turkey jerky.

That concert last night was so much fun. I had so much fun.

That dang mouse is chewing on the wires again!

That don't mean I was wrong for trying

That drink line went on forever.

That I can do something around here without screwing it up.

That I carried but didn't make.

That I should not have watched.

That I'm not gonna get it.

That if you get down with the dog, you end up with fleas.

That is so not funny anymore.

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

That just wanted to hold on to the little girl you used to be.

That little sucker's laughing at me.

That one killed them!

That reminds me, I have got something for you.

That someday she'll find a guy that likes everything about her

That totally makes sense.

That tried to take him from me.

That used to haul fat Uncle Earl up that hill to church.

That was a long time ago.

That was awkward.

That was before we told him to break up

That was great, honey.

That was Hannah Montana.

That was the most painful thing I've ever done.

That wasn't a dream

That you are two lying, evil nasties!

That you don't want me to know you're doing,

That, sir, was the sweet and sour sound of $50 going in my pocket.

That'd be quite a show.

That's 555 0127.

That's a beautiful song, honey.

That's a big bite.

That's a bite.

That's a good idea. Better safe than sorry.

That's a good idea. That's some great advice.

That's because you jumped all the way from the piano

That's because you need some acupuncture. I'll go get my needles.

That's before I saw how cute I look in this uniform.

That's embarrassing.

That's great! You're on the squad!

That's it, I guess this time I'm just gonna...

That's it, I'm going to sprinkle their winkles

That's it! Forget Taylor Kingsford.

That's it. Five days? I can't take five more minutes of this.

That's it. That is it!

That's just the way I like it.

That's my dawg. Putting it down for the ladies.

That's my little champion.

That's not a bad idea.

That's not a mannequin, that's a Hannequin, Miss Montanaquin.

That's not a song, that was the advice!

That's not fair. You know I have sinus problems.

That's not gonna happen if I'm on the team and you're not.

That's perfect.

That's real smart. Laugh at the person who's handling your food!

That's right, Oken, poke the bear with a stick.

That's right, sausage, pepperoni, and what the heck, onions

That's right. I'm talking to you, big boy.

That's something I learned from my daddy.

That's the guy she was holding hands with.

That's the whole point.

That's three. And we have a winner!

That's very sweet and at this moment, terribly annoying.

That's what I said!

That's what too much sugar will do to you.

Thatsa bigga staina!

The air marshal made him land the plane.

The answer is yes.

The bathrooms are over here, Ms. Stefani.

The best of both worlds

The cake didn't just fall. The pelicans pushed it.

The fact that my car is running and gas is $3 a gallon!

The feel and smell of nature on your TV.

The ghosts of holidays past.

The girl that I want you to know If only I could show

The good thing is that nobody was breaking up with anybody.

The Hannah line. It's always somebody so cool!

The heck with Lilly.

The honesty ship has sailed.

The important thing is you're still Smokin' Oken.

The key!

The kid paid me.

The kid paid me.

The Kutchinator! Kutchy kutchy you! What's that, my close personal friend?

The lovely and responsible Inga.

The mall. I gotta pick out a slammin' outfit for the next party.

The man lies! Last time we went to the movies,

The minute I hear I have to perform, I get a huge knot in my stomach

The moon has come up and I am coming out!

The most important serve of young Stewart's life.

The next minute of my life is yours.

The one on the bus bench in front of the library?

The only reason I didn't tell you about the party is because...

The other side of me

The other side of me

The other side, the other side

The other side, the other side

The other side, the other side

The other side, the other side I want you to see

The other side, the other side I want you to see

The other side, the other side I want you to see

The other side, the other side I want you to see, oh!

The other side, the other side of me

The other side, the other side of me

The other side, the other side The other side of me

The other side, the other side The other side of me

The other side, the other side The other side of me

The other side, the other side The other side of me

The other side, you'll see

The other team was sliding all over the place.

The party's been canceled

The Queen, ladies and gentlemen!

The Queen's granddaughter

The screaming crowd.

The things we do for love.

The three of you should make a beautiful couple.

The way he sings to us in the morning when he's making us pancakes,

Theater three? I'm guessing it's very close to theater two.

Then froze up like Aunt Pearl in the outhouse on Christmas morning.

Then how about Tuesday after school?

Then I ate a napkin and then Jackson was all, "You said do do,"

Then I guess it's all your fault

Then Jackson snuck into his bathroom, put glue all over his toilet seat?

Then let's do it.

Then why am I sweating through my wig?

Then why'd she ask me? And don't hit me again.

Then you lock yourself outside of the house with the new cake.

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

Then you wouldn't mind going to get another one.

There are no winners in a war like this. Only hairless casualties.

There goes the other foot.

There he is. Look at you.

There he is. Now just remember my future happiness depends on you.

There is a very hot rumor that

There is my future champion. What are you doing?

There they are.

There was a bee. A big bee.

There wasn't enough left for you.

There you are, there you are, looking so fine!

There you go.

There, I'm through.

There, just messy enough to say,

There's a girl out here who wants to see you.

There's another side of me

There's gotta be a way to stop him from shopping again

There's no way you'd fit all that hair on a CD.

There's not a girl in this school who doesn't wish they were you

There's not one place on this earth where you could put that candy

There's nothing but trees. What a waste of space.

There's nothing holding you back.

There's nothing like dinner and a show. I told Dad this wing thing would work.

There's your seat, now plant that tush!

These are perfect. Crunchy, spicy and

These are the questions that haunt me.

These are very good. What did you do to them?

These days, I got my hands full

These days, my life's all about managing Hannah Montana.

They are fruity and refreshing!

They don't make that scent.

They got our ball. We want it back.

They make these chairs smaller?

They seem nice.

They teach you this stuff before you're potty trained.

They're gonna love you in Hawaii.

They're laughing because I want them to.

They're me not being a good friend.

They're not babies anymore.

They're putting your x rays up in the lobby to scare the other kids.

They're serving grilled cheese today?

Things have changed, man and that's a fact

Things have changed, man that's a fact

This doesn't mean I pick Oliver.

This is a book. Go forth and learn

This is all about you, sweetie. You won.

This is all your fault, you and Hannah's stupid e mail advice!

This is awesome!

This is how you catch a mouse.

This is incredible.

This is it. Jackson Stewart serving for the gold.

This is not a tricycle, this is your pirate ship.

This is officially the worst pep talk ever.

This is perfect. Now you can go meet her.

This is so cool!

This is so cool! I can't believe how many people e mail Hannah Montana.

This is so frustrating.

This is so unfair.

This is stupid. I just can't let you go.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever done for you.

This is the life, hold on tight. This is the dream, it's all you need.

This is the longest guitar solo ever.

This is the only thing you've ever done for me.

This is the same father who gave me 100 bucks

This is what an actual Hannah Montana concert looks like.

This is what I think of that idea.

This is where you're supposed to hug me

This is wicked awesome.

This is, without a doubt,

Three syllables. Keep the change

Through yonder window breaks...

Through yonder window breaks...

Till someone comes home.

Time to turn in. Good thing I'm not an outtie.

Tip? You want a tip?

To both realities

To Dork Flats, Iowa. Population, her.

To go boogie boarding with the son of the Honky Tonk Heartthrob?

To have someone you love embarrass you all the time.

To keep a talent so incredibly awesome as this

To keep this away from you.

To make you walk away from a career like that.

To meet the Queen. Can I...

To the beach! Go!

To the beach! Go!

To the movies with my friends. Please?

Toby Keith has a new opening act.

Toby?

Tons of.

Too close, candy girl.

Too long!

Took four of us to get that fat, old coot back up there.

Topher sets for Jackson. Jackson leaps and right into the net!

Trace, hold on a sec.

Trace, it's Lola. I'll see you there!

Traci and Evan?

True,

Truscott!

Trust me, honey.

Trust me, Lilly, those are Frankenboots.

Trust me, there's no royal pain like the royal pain.

Trust me, this has been going on forever.

Trust me. You can count on that.

Trust us. She's bad news

Truth is...

Trying to get next to Ashton.

Turn around, girl, we gotta stop that boy.

Turn in your head.

Turn it around! Squeeze the nose!

Twelve more hours, your own bathroom

Twirl, clap, arms up and jump.

Two hundred and forty eight traps.

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.

Uh huh, uh huh.

Uh oh

Uh oh!

Uh, almost got it.

Uh, I'll get it.

Uh, Roxy, I'm not really up for a movie.

Uh...

Uncle Earl forgot the words to the National Anthem?

Unless you are in the mood for a moo shu ey shampoo ey,

Unless you know some way to speed up time.

Use the other one!

Very clever.

Very funny, Linda.

Very handsome, sir.

Very impressive, Son. Can you come over here for a second?

Very smooth.

Wait a minute

Wait a minute, if I would've known you were gonna cave that fast,

Wait a minute. Bellybutton boy makes sense.

Wait till I tell my friends that I sat on Hannah Montana's suitcase.

Wait, a minute. Did you do that on purpose?

Wait, here, you can have some of mine.

Wait, hold on a sec.

Wait, my bag.

Wait, what happened to all that,

Wake up!

Walk and wave and bow and greet.

Watch and learn, boys. But don't applaud, it throws off my timing.

Watch and learn.

Watch the nuggets!

Watching over Miley and Sir Toots A Lot

Waxy airplane earphones? You're kidding, right?

Way less than that.

Way to go, baby!

Way to go, Dad, I'll take it from here.

Way to go, Jackson!

Way to go, Son. I better go check your sister.

We both know I messed up, don't we?

We both know you have a problem when you've had too much sweets.

We didn't get our paper today. Nobody on our block did.

We didn't think he'd make you wash all the dishes.

We don't have to do this. We're still best friends.

We don't sound like that, and he was in the second row.

We easily could've said,

We gotta move.

We have gotta get out of here.

We have to confer in private.

We haven't had any Miley Lilly time in, like, forever.

We just couldn't wait to hear you play.

We love you, Hannah! I love you, too!

We made it! Come on, there's some seats.

We only left Jackson home alone for an hour.

We should, starting now. You go first.

We used to have a deal that

We won in a landslide.

We'd miss you, too.

We'll be together! Best friends forever!

We'll go to the Laker game,

We'll talk later. Sorry. Telephone.

We'll talk later. Sorry. Telephone.

We're back!

We're gonna beat the "whoops" out of you!

We're gonna miss Jackson all because of me.

We're gonna work on that.

We're number one, not number two.

We're supposed to go to the beach this afternoon.

We're throwing a little birthday bash for Kelly tonight.

We're totally cool. Now drive safe, we'll see you tomorrow.

We've got pride on our side!

Well, all that's left to say is, bock, bock, bye bye!

Well, as far as I'm concerned, that's his loss.

Well, at least I know you're done.

Well, at least she's in a good mood.

Well, come on, girls, it's time to go.

Well, darlin', then you better make those newspapers disappear.

Well, darling, we got a plane to catch. Let's get ready to head for the airport.

Well, don't believe it, 'cause I'm not letting you go!

Well, great. This is terrible. He's happy!

Well, here, let me help.

Well, here's a wacky thought, maybe I can help you out,

Well, hi. I'm the hot chick's father. How do I look?

Well, how bad was it?

Well, I didn't say we were going easy on you, slick!

Well, I didn't!

Well, I don't care what anybody thinks. I...

Well, I don't know, I've never lied to him before.

Well, I don't need any help, all right? I'm perfectly fine.

Well, I guess I'm so busy making sure that Jackson gets some attention,

Well, I guess someone owes someone an apology.

Well, I guess this is goodbye.

Well, I just didn't want my grandson to have to forfeit.

Well, I just want to do the same thing for you

Well, I know how much you love music,

Well, I was being selfish.

Well, I'd take a savings bond over one of these presents any day

Well, I'll mention that at your funeral!

Well, I'm just gonna go upstairs and study.

Well, I'm just gonna stay down here and not care.

Well, I'm sorry. I'm just too upset to think about revenge right now.

Well, I'm telling you, she's not sweet and innocent.

Well, I've always believed that at the end of the day,

Well, I've tried,

Well, if I don't, who will?

Well, if you all will excuse me, I think I've jogged my way to a fudgy buddy.

Well, in that case, I'm gonna need a jar of honey,

Well, in that case, I'm not a good girl.

Well, is that your old manager, Marty Klein?

Well, isn't that interesting? You have your opinion and he has his.

Well, it was nice meeting you.

Well, it's noon and she's still holed up in her room, if that tells you anything.

Well, it's still no excuse!

Well, Jackson said he liked it. Then again, he is a little kiss up.

Well, let's just say the alarm should go off when he comes into the store.

Well, listen, after tonight, when Hannah performs on Top Rockers,

Well, look no further. Mr. Fun gets off in about ten minutes.

Well, look who's talking! At least I'm not the one taking "Hannah's wild ride. "

Well, maybe you can just do the Hawaii part and take us.

Well, Mr. Stewart, you are one lucky man.

Well, my, I should say, you sure are living high on the hog.

Well, next time I'm letting the machine pick it up.

Well, next time, sneeze a little smart on your brother.

Well, no one here's gonna make fun of you.

Well, not for long.

Well, not yet.

Well, of course I am.

Well, shuffle them again, Daddy, and say hello to my backup plan.

Well, shuffle them again, Daddy, and say hello to my backup plan.

Well, start sucking down some chicken soup, because...

Well, take a look.

Well, thanks for stopping by.

Well, that is so not what happened!

Well, that sounds like fun, sweetie.

Well, that was Saturday afternoon.

Well, that's because you're the bigger person.

Well, that's why I'm going to get him.

Well, the, uh, truth is...

Well, then I am hysterical

Well, then I guess I gotta go get another pretzel!

Well, then look some place else, kid, I've got a car payment to make

Well, then we'll get him a puppy!

Well, then you better hurry up before

Well, there's a first time for everything. You wait out there.

Well, think on the bright side, it is the longest relationship he's ever had.

Well, this is crazy. We can't wait!

Well, this is great, Mamaw.

Well, this is just great.

Well, today's your lucky day. Anything is exactly my price.

Well, tonight, this is all you have to do.

Well, wasn't that something?

Well, we all have problems. But a good friend doesn't bail on you

Well, we are a full service hotel.

Well, we'd like to, but we don't speak hillbilly.

Well, what are you gonna do?

Well, what are you waiting on, darling?

Well, what you did for your friend was real nice.

Well, whatever it is, she's not on the list.

Well, who said that?

Well, why don't I give you two some time?

Well, why don't we just put it in the newspaper?

Well, you better start learning the Spanish word for squished.

Well, you know what? Put the skateboard away and grab a uniform

Well, you know, I don't think I can take another one of those looks

Well, you know, I finally got Oliver to take it seriously and guess what?

Well, you know, I've learned

Well, you met, you bonded, enough said, bye bye.

Well, you remember that kid that always used to tease Jackson?

Well, you were going to break up with me.

Well, you're in California now and we do do that.

Well, you're supposed to be. But you are a Stewart.

Went under the house, it was dark, I got bit by spiders.

What a beautiful scene.

What a coinkydink. So am I.

What a loser.

What a weird coinkidink.

What about something over here?

What advice? Those are the lyrics to your song.

What are we standing here for? Let's go!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you grinning about?

What are you looking at?

What are you talking about? You're the one who told me I should.

What are you watching this old thing for?

What can I say, Dad?

What do I think of that?

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

What do you mean, "come on"? I have to go back out and cheer.

What do you say we put up this tent, and make a fire

What do you think of this little number?

What do you think, Ma?

What do you want her to do, surf the crowd?

What does she do for a living? Does she have any kids? Any dogs?

What exactly does she mean by that?

What happened to Oliver Smokin' Oken?

What he said, but with less feeling.

What if I mess up again?

What if it doesn't burn?

What illusion? I'm a pirate on a pink tricycle.

What is going on?

What is the matter with you people?

What kind is it?

What on earth are you doing here?

What one does, the other mirrors.

What pouty pop princess pummeled a paparazzi last...

What she and I had was special. I can't replace that.

What the heck are all these newspapers?

What the heck are you wearing?

What the...

What was I gonna say next?

What was that?

What, a girl can't get excited about Brussels sprouts?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Did you find something?

What? If I'm gonna announce the tournament, I need to practice, too.

What? That was cute aquin.

What? That's crazy.

What? Y'all never heard that one before?

What? You got something better?

What? You still drink Shirley Temples?

What's for dinner? Did I already ask that? Meatloaf?

What's happening to me?

What's he doing here? He said he had a meeting.

What's he gonna say, sweetie?

What's it look like I'm doing? I'm baking the cake.

What's that I hear? Uh oh! Cannon fire? It's Pirate Pete!

What's that I smell?

What's this rope ladder doing here?

What's up, Cooper?

What's your talent?

Whatever happened to using your own misery to write a song?

Whatever it is, it sounds hungry.

Whatever will you do?

When I asked you to bring it, you brought it

When I'm on stage performing, and I look out to the wings

When I'm up there as Hannah Montana, I get nervous, too.

When it grows back out, you can try again.

When she believed boys still had cooties?

When this old bag of bones was on the Olympic volleyball team,

When we're at the mall tomorrow, I wanna get something cool to wear.

When you cheer this way, I have to say, "Okay. "

When you come down for the last show. Wish me luck.

When you have 'em.

When you open your presents, you still gotta act surprised.

When you were embarrassed to do that? I miss those days.

When you're ready to get that candy monkey off your back, call me.

When? I'm starting to tighten up.

Where have you been? We agreed home by 11:00. And it's..

Where her granddaughter washed down chili cheese fries with a g**** slushy,

Where I forgot the National Anthem in front of thousands of people.

Where is it? What happened? What did you do? It's gone!

Where is Jackson?

Where is my Honky Tonk Heartthrob?

Where've you been? You're missing the whole concert.

Which could stop people from acting like total geeksicles!

Which is why I hired three nannies.

Who always listen to their father.

Who can tell me why this is the worst day of my life?

Who cares about the comics?

Who could ever replace my mom.

Who does she think she is, the Queen of England?

Who I have not spoken to or had contact with in any way whatsoever.

Who keeps sticking her tongue in the chocolate fountain.

Who likes to invite her friends over for pillow fights, well, everybody wins!

Who puts the "Ruth" in "ruthless. "

Who really needs history?

Who said, who said I can't be President?

Who said, who said I won't be Superman?

Who said?

Who wants me to braid their hair?

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who?

Who's always trying to kick that football. Boring!

Who's gonna save the Queen now?

Who's stopping ya? I'm with ya!

Whoa, let's just slow down a minute.

Whoa, now hold up, little girl.

Whoa, Robbie Palooza.

Whoa, rock and roll! Sharon!

Whoa, Son.

Whoa, that's a relief.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you going?

Whoa, you're not supposed to say that.

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoo! That really worked. Thanks, Dad!

Whose dreams came true

Whose name is on that sign?

Why are we whispering?

Why are you limping?

Why did he go on a date and not tell us?

Why did you tell me she liked me in the first place?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why do I always do that? Lilly, when are you ever gonna learn?

Why do I feel a breeze on my head?

Why do I feel my head?

Why does this always happen to me?

Why don't we just apologize to each other?

Why don't you just say something to him?

Why don't you stick to singing and your little dance moves?

Why is your couch so lumpy?

Why me?

Why not fast? Fast is good. Fast food, fast lane, fast forward, bye bye.

Why not? You see what I wear to school.

Why were you leaving early?

Why would anyone want to come to the woods?

Why would Dad do this?

Why would you even ask that?

Why would you go back out if I'm not here?

Why, you little... Hey, stop it!

Why?

Why?

Will someone please stop him?

With little gray hairs still stuck to them.

With pom poms and a helmet

With some pretty ladies to go on a walk with.

With the first girl to like him since preschool

With you and Hannah.

Won't be anything left to change.

Won't follow Gwen Stefani all the way into the bathroom

Woop! Woop! Woop!

Word!

Would double as a superstar?

Would double as a superstar?

Would double as a superstar?

Would double as a superstar?

Would double as a superstar?

Would double as a superstar?

Would double as a superstar?

Would double as a superstar?

Would double as a superstar?

Would double as a superstar?

Would it help if I said I was happy for you?

Would like her pony groomed and brought to her room.

Would you give... Give it to me!

Wow, cool guitars.

Wow, I'm impressed.

Wow, I've got enough sea glass to make a coffee table.

Wow, that guy sounds just like the singer my mom used to listen to.

Wow, that looks swollen. Do you want some ice?

Wow, that's so great of you to bring something so special for Jackson.

Wow, that's the same look my mom had when she turned 40.

Wow, that's weird. She sells houses, but she doesn't have one

Wow, where did that come from?

Wow, you really are a nice guy. My luck

Wow! I don't know what to say.

Wow.

Wow. And that's exactly how Oliver feels.

Wow. It must've taken something huge

Wow. It really makes you think twice about taking the picture.

Wow. Romeo and Juliet. I had to do this scene in speech class.

Wow. That's... That's interesting.

Y'all ready to howl with the dog?

Ya mon, that's right. Nobody can beat this.

Yadda, yadda, yadda, sing, sing, sing

Yay, yay, yay!

Yay!

Yeah, a real good friend.

Yeah, along with the enamel on your teeth.

Yeah, and I get to perform my new song for her...

Yeah, and I got three.

Yeah, and so am I.

Yeah, but you should've seen the size of the lady

Yeah, come on! Flap those lips!

Yeah, come on.

Yeah, Cooper's not gonna be very happy that you're here.

Yeah, does she ever do any of that?

Yeah, doggies.

Yeah, he didn't screw up, he saved this place.

Yeah, he's down on the beach with some girl.

Yeah, how low can you go? How low can you go?

Yeah, I could get used to this 'cause I didn't screw up.

Yeah, I guess she would've.

Yeah, I have.

Yeah, I just called to check in on you guys

Yeah, I know the feeling.

Yeah, I love how it feels right now

Yeah, I love how it feels right now

Yeah, I was. You're losing it, Daddy.

Yeah, I'm in agony.

Yeah, in about an hour you'll be able to do this.

Yeah, it did.

Yeah, it's called buy something or get out.

Yeah, last time you gave someone a little Tennessee talking to,

Yeah, let me just go home and practice on my dog one more time.

Yeah, let's get those feet moving!

Yeah, look, we're right in the middle of rehearsing

Yeah, no problem. Why should it be a problem?

Yeah, no time together.

Yeah, she's what we call a half bath short of a condo. I blame the parents.

Yeah, so tonight I'm taking you to a Hannah Montana concert.

Yeah, something different would be good.

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, thanks for what you said out there. But...

Yeah, that's what happens when you mess with

Yeah, the good old mall with that big newsstand and all those people

Yeah, there's no way we can take that picture now.

Yeah, they kind of thought you were uncool.

Yeah, well it might hurt me. You gotta go!

Yeah, well, you should've stopped after "Did you hear that?"

Yeah, what about we take some of the happy and put it over here?

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, yeah, Habib, let me call you back.

Yeah, yeah, that's the guy. He had a couple of top 10 songs.

Yeah, you better. It's gonna take me a little while to get out of this

Yeah, you're usually all, "Hey, babe,

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Mas what?

Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And it's not like he's ever gonna be in the same place

Yeah. Look, I'm kind of busy right now so can we...

Yeah. Maybe that's just it.

Yeah. That'd be cool.

Yeah. You should've seen the look on your face.

Yeah. You're gonna thank me for this later.

Yee ha!

Yes, and I got a cold right after that, thank you very much.

Yes, but the important thing is that while you were out, we weren't.

Yes, I know she didn't birth me.

Yes, it is.

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. I'm Josh, sir.

Yes, unfortunately I did.

Yes, you are. You're just the cutest little boy.

Yes!

Yes! Hannah Montana! Rocking the anthem! For the Lakers!

Yes! I'm awake!

Yo, Hamlet! You get your Queen on the horn, asap!

Yo, J man! Jackson!

You always come across so sweet as apple pie.

You are in trouble.

You are one evil little boy.

You are the meanest man I have ever met!

You betcha.

You can do it.

You can go back to taking food out of your children's mouths on Monday.

You can just go look at it.

You can make a candle with the earwax on those things.

You can touch it, you can feel it, but you can't spend it!

You cannot give a grown man a wedgie!

You cannot just let me off the hook for that.

You couldn't play along for like a minute?

You deserve to have every eye down there on you.

You did so good and you looked so happy.

You didn't even know what a herkie was until I taught it to you.

You didn't tell them that, did you?

You didn't want me there?

You do that stupid finger thing one more time and your...

You don't have to hide it anymore.

You don't kill a mouse with that kind of talent.

You don't know how hard it was to keep the secret from both of you.

You don't know what it is and...

You don't know what you're talking about.

You don't need them as your friend.

You don't own me anymore, old devil sugar!

You don't think it could be Becca Weller from homeroom?

You get it?

You get out!

You get so used to the breeze, you can't even tell anymore.

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the limo out front

You get the limo out front

You get the limo out front

You get the limo out front

You get the limo out front

You get the limo out front

You get the limo out front

You get the limo out front

You get the limo out front

You get the limo out front

You girls are the best.

You got it. Just close your eyes, sit back and relax.

You got me a present for your car?

You got me.

You got nothing to be nervous about.

You got passed over for principal again, Mr. Picker.

You gotta get back on the horse, just like Uncle Earl.

You gotta get down here.

You gotta love a guy who isn't afraid to say how he feels.

You grounded me for a week?

You guys are afraid I'll be too busy with Becca.

You guys are right! When it rhymes, it makes sense.

You guys are smooth.

You guys. You guys, you gotta check this out. Look.

You just be yourself, partner.

You just go get your mullet back.

You kids are my dream.

You kids sure must love your dad if you're willing to do

You knew I was coming all along.

You knew?

You know how if you talk about things too early it might jinx it.

You know how we promised to always be honest with each other?

You know it! We show it! We've got pride!

You know the best part about being yearbook editor?

You know the drill. Arms out

You know what I'm thinking, Ash?

You know what it reminds me of?

You know what my dad got me for my last birthday?

You know what you said about Hannah Montana?

You know what? Good point. I'm tired of my own voice.

You know what? I do.

You know what? I like you Trace, but if you wanna be my friend

You know what? I'm hungry, let's eat.

You know what? I'm so late, I'm gonna take you up on that little deal.

You know what? It's getting really crowded back here.

You know what? There is one hot grandpa.

You know who it is? Don't guess, I'll tell you. It's you.

You know, at times like this,

You know, I could've done a pig, but you guys already got that covered.

You know, I do give Robbie Ray a hard time,

You know, I had a rough patch at the beginning of the show

You know, I think I saw something with a big bow on it over here.

You know, I think what we learned here is that

You know, I thought you might say that.

You know, I was really nervous when you first asked me,

You know, I was watching and learning, and what I learned was

You know, I've always wanted to bite my own toenails.

You know, maybe I am not the right person to be selling you a house.

You know, Miles, she does seem pretty nice.

You know, that's getting a little personal. Can we just stick to houses?

You know, usually when someone says "no pressure" it adds pressure.

You know, you sound kind of like that old mule

You know, your mom and I, when she was around,

You leave the ladies heartbroken

You let her go, you...

You look exactly the same. No, you look better.

You made like $ 1 billion!

You made my life a wreck a so I'm dumping you, Becca

You mean, you've never been to one?

You might be good at football! You might be good at track!

You might wanna disinfect those.

You need to be on the stage.

You never know where you'll...

You only had one thing to get.

You pick Oliver? Bold choice!

You realize how much easier life was

You said that your mom made those.

You said you'd be there for me.

You say the word and all next week,

You see what I wear on stage as Hannah Montana.

You see what this candy is doing to you? This is for your own good.

You see, little sister, Dad, as a single parent,

You should see the look on his face when he gives them to me and says,

You should've seen me.

You should've seen the look on his face when that girl in Boston recognized him.

You should've stopped after "I don't think. "

You spit food on people, you followed them into the bathroom,

You stood her up for a monster truck jamboree.

You sure like nachos. Problem is, they're not cho' nachos.

You think everybody here doesn't know it's the dorkiest sweater

You think he said no, he really said go.

You think if there was a monster truck jamboree

You think she'd like it?

You trying to tell me that this shirt does not go with this hair?

You two were meant for each other.

You walked away at the top because you wanted to be with your babies.

You wanna know how I got my first date?

You want me to tell her you're not here?

You were going to break up with me?

You were one flush away from flooding the place.

You were so great, Dad.

You were there for me and I'm gonna be there for you.

You were totally different today with Cooper.

You will be introduced to her Royal Majesty.

You wouldn't believe the line for the soft pretzels.

You, kiddo, you are doing great. You just need a little more knee bend.

You, Robbie Ray, are the special guest star.

You, sir, do not know how good you are.

You, the lights, the stage,

You, you're ready to act.

You'd have to be able to fly!

You'd have to be blind not to see that.

You'll need to be alive!

You'll never guess who made the cover of the entertainment section.

You'll never know where you'll find it And I'm gonna take my time, yeah

You'll sing the anthem, get your mind off of it.

You'll think about it. Fantastic. That's all I wanted to hear.

You're a guest, you're off the clock.

You're a speedy little guy, aren't you? Come on, guys.

You're bald! Why aren't you mad at me?

You're funny. I hate them.

You're going to find out!

You're gonna be out in front of thousands of people Saturday night.

You're gonna do fine.

You're gonna get up with fleas.

You're gonna give up the Rolling Stones concert for me?

You're gonna have to do way better than that.

You're Hannah "Teen Pop Sensation" Montana.

You're hopping down a bunny trail of no return.

You're in luck. She's here. Hey, I got my eyes on you.

You're in Roxy's army now.

You're kidding, right?

You're laughing at me, aren't you? Laughing your little pelican laugh.

You're letting me fall through the cracks.

You're letting poor Jackson Stewart fall through the cracks!

You're like some dried up insect on the windshield of his life.

You're my friend, Lilly, and I owe you that much.

You're not going on that camping trip today.

You're not gonna believe this,

You're not heavy enough. Here.

You're not real.

You're not the only one who cares about Dad.

You're on the squad!

You're on your hands and knees in a movie theater!

You're on.

You're paying for that popcorn, you fat headed freak!

You're right

You're right, Jackson,

You're right.

You're right. I'll ruin it tomorrow.

You're right. Maybe we should call a truce. Deal?

You're saying that to make me feel better.

You're still here somehow

You're supposed to break the eggs, fool!

You're supposed to say I did it with good intentions

You're talking about the woman that gave me life,

You're the next contestant on The Coach Is Right!

You're the one that can't ask a guy out.

You're way off to the side where the wipers don't reach.

You've been a beautiful audience. Pip pip, tah tah, cheerio, good night!

You've never said that to me before.

Your baby boy's got himself a beach house in Malibu.

Your concert was awesome.

Your dad's dating a homeless real estate lady?

Your main line was so rusted,

Your Mamaw can do better!

Your Mamaw says she's flying in from Tennessee.

Your mini skirt and your sweet kiss

Your mini skirt and your sweet kiss

Your turn, Mr. Stewart. I wonder what you got her. Wink, wink.

Yuck it up, boys, I got nougat on the first date.

Zipped tight.

ZZ Top, they're playing loud

ZZ Top, they're playing loud

ZZ Top, they're playing loud

1,000 red ants and the cover of nightfall.

555 0121, that's my number, ladies.

"Oh, man, you make an ugly girl. " But we didn't. Even though it's true.

"Oliver is such a great guy for me. " "So today in the cafeteria,

A deep, needy... Okay, she gets it.

a sprinkle winkle of cinnamon. ... a sprinkle winkle of cinnamon.

A wicky, wicky, why And a wicky, wicky, bye

And here. Give me, give me, give me...

And it worked? Like a charm.

And listen, about my sister... Hey. Not another word, please.

and not print out that picture. Sure, sweetheart, no problem.

And you did just fine, didn't you? Nope.

Are you all right? Yeah, never better!

Are you always this funny? Well, it depends.

Are you done? Almost.

Are you ready? I'm ready!

Are you the man? I'm the man!

Are you trying to ask me out? Yes. Wow.

Braces? Yeah, likely story. Open!

But everything turned out okay? Only 'cause I started cracking jokes.

But I didn't ask that. Don't care

But I do like you. Oh...

But I don't have a partner. You mean you didn't have a partner.

But I thought... Oh, I know what you thought.

But it worked. This is it.

But my mid terms were last week! Yeah, no kidding.

But not right now. Gotta go. Oliver, she e mailed Hannah

But sometimes I can, like tonight. What're you doing?

But the mall has cute clothes. But the beach has cute boys.

But we can! Go, go! Be stupid!

But what about that... No.

But what about the jacket? I took it back.

But what about the... No.

But, Dad. What?

But, Daddy... But nothing. He's a year older.

But, I did. Why? Why would anybody...

But, I... Listen, I just need an aisle seat, okay?

But, Roxy, how did you... Look, I just don't have my eyes on you.

Check it out, it's perfect! How did you do that?

Check your e mail. I am way ahead of you.

Choosing the pictures that go in it. Choosing the pictures that go in it.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! He'll never notice.

Come on, band, help her out! Okay.

Come on, come on! I'm gonna get you!

Come on. Come on, Dad, that's ridiculous.

Congratulations. Thanks.

Could you tell her I stopped by? Don't count on it.

Couldn't you just tell her to lighten up? Oh, sure.

Cover him up, we've got company. She don't like me.

Dad? Shh!

Dad? Shh!

Dad. Hey, sweetheart.

Daddy, got any room in your suitcase? No.

Daddy! I guess we'll just wait.

Deal. Meet you in there.

Did we build ours the right way? What?

Did what? Get all Jedi mind tricky on me again.

Did you get her? No. You?

Did you have so much fun? I had fun!

Do I have to draw you a map? It sure would help.

Do it. Okay.

Do you feel it? I feel it!

Do you like funny? Oh, I love funny.

Do you want some candy? No, I don't want any candy...

Does he know you're dating? Wait a minute. That's my brother.

Does he still hate me? Oh, no.

Does it come with a song? If you want.

Don't answer it. Keep moving. I have to answer it

Don't you feel me on this? I don't know, Coop.

Don't you miss singing? Maybe a little.

Everything's gonna be all right, bud. Too little, too late, Dad.

Exactly, and I need a good grade. So do I.

Fine. Fine?

Free chicken wing! Hey! Back off!

Geeks. Freaks.

Give me the camera! Get off me! What are you doing?

Good luck, Dad. Bye, Daddy, love you.

Got you, didn't I? You sure did.

grande latte with just... Grande latte with just

Half caff... Non fat,

Hannah, welcome to the show. Thank you.

Hannah! You know her?

Has this ever happened to him? Excuse me.

Have you said anything to him yet? No, I just got here.

Have you seen Oliver? Oh, yeah

He didn't think. Did you? I try not to, sir.

He's right. I feel horrible. Don't. You dance way better than that.

Hello, Jackson. Hello, Rico.

Hello, lucky tenth caller. Knock it off, Oken!

Hello? So, what you doing?

Help me because you're my friend. No

Here you go, Mile. I'm too upset to eat.

Here you go, Mile. One second.

Here. Thanks.

Here. What's your problem?

Here's your chance. Think about it, handsome.

Hey, cut it out! Mommy!

Hey, Dad! We're home! Studying at home.

Hey, Jackson, where's Miley? Don't know.

Hey, knock them dead, Dad. You're gonna do great.

Hey, look! It's Hannah Montana! No, it's not!

Hey, Mile, how's it going? I feel like I've been dumped on all day.

Hey, Rico. How's it going? Great, fine, swell.

Hey, superstar. Hey Trace, what's going on?

Hey, what are you eating? Nothing! Get off my back, woman!

Hey, what happened? I got fired.

Hey, what's up? Hey!

Hey. Hey.

Home! Home!

How about Sunday? Yeah, I think I... Can't.

How am I doing? Shut up.

How did you do that? When you're raised in Tennessee,

How did you know that? How did I know that?

How do I do it? You got me.

How? Just trust me.

How'd it go? It went really well

How's it working out for ya? I'm hanging in.

I can do it if he'd just let go! You let go!

I cannot believe... You're angry, aren't you?

I didn't hear. Got what? Milk

I do. Of course you do.

I don't even like going here. Come on, guys, think about it.

I don't think so. Neither do I.

I forgot something. What?

I get it. What else you got? Oh, I got a good one.

I guess I'm into hip hop. Hip hop?

I had a nice time last night. So did I.

I have to forfeit. What?

I just wish I could quit. Well, then why don't you?

I really miss her, Daddy. I miss her too, kiddo.

I refuse to look ridiculous. Said the man in the chicken suit.

I think I know. The little tramp

I totally hate that. Me, too.

I want chicken wings. We don't have chicken wings.

I was talking about the song. Oh.

I'm eating away the pain. Doesn't this bother you?

I'm getting tired of that. Me, too.

I'm gonna quit. What? You can't!

I'm never taking it off! Great!

I'm Nina. Jackson.

I'm positive I can't do this. Yes, you can.

I'm proud of you, Son. Thanks.

I'm sorry. For what? For crying?

I'm telling Dad! I'm telling Dad!

I've got a clear shot. Lilly, no, we might get in trouble.

I've missed you, old buddy. Stop it, you'll make me cry.

In the kitchen, Coop! Yo!

Is she all right? I ask myself that question every day.

It is Luftnagle, right? I think.

It's always about you. Me? It's never about me!

It's contagious! If you don't stop,

It's different! You said I was the Titanic.

It's okay, Marty. He knows I called you. Good, 'cause I'm a terrible liar.

It's okay. No, it's not.

It's Rico time. Yeah, it's Rico's bedtime.

Jackson, where are you going? San Diego.

Jackson! Man, I gotta get out of here!

Jackson? Not right now, kid.

Jackson? Yes!

Jackson... Shh.

just because I'm stuck with Oliver. Mile, Oliver is...

Just drink it from the bottle. That's a great idea!

Just go for it. Thanks!

Just pretend he's one of them. You're right. That's all he is

Kind of invisible? Yeah.

Lattes? In the forest?

Let me get it, please! No, no, no, I'll get it. Yo la!

Let's just talk, we never talk. We talked all day.

Let's stop. Let's stop.

Like what what? I don't know.

Like you could do any better? Way better.

Lilly, he's got me! Oh, no, he doesn't!

Lilly, we have to talk. Well, let's talk on the way to the party.

Lilly, wish me luck

Lilly. What?

Lilly's not invited, is she? What do I do now, Dad?

Lola. Right.

Look, I gotta go. Well, so do I.

Loser. Loser. Loser. Loser.

Love you guys. Good night. Good night, Dad.

Mamaw! Mamaw!

Margo Diamond. What?

Maybe he came to support a friend. Or maybe he came to laugh at me.

Maybe I should go with them. No, 'cause you're my good luck charm.

Me? Six beautiful weeks.

Miley! What?

Miley's dad's here. Great.

Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.

Mmm. Now, doesn't that feel good? Uh huh.

Mom, that's not fair. It is too fair!

Mr. Picker! Mr. Picker!

Mr. Picker! Mr. Picker! Mr. Picker! Mr. Picker!

Mr. Stewart! Hey, Lilly

My name! It rhymes with "trolley. "

Nervous? About what? Messing up and looking stupid.

Next! Next!

Nice meeting you. You, too.

Nice try. Okay, so I don't get nervous.

No, Lilly, we have to talk now. Why, what's the matter?

No, no, no. Lower. Hello, Your Majesty.

No, you're not. No, you're not.

Nope, I don't have that one. You will if you push another button.

Not helping! I'm sorry, let me make it all better.

Now get rid of this. I'm on it.

Now switch! You wish.

Of course I do, but... But nothing.

Oh, baby! Yes!

Oh, come on. No, you come on.

Oh, hey, check this out. One sec.

Oh, Miley, sweetie. Just forget it.

Oh, no. Oh, yes.

Oh, the Hannah phone! No!

Oh, yeah, right. No, really.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! You don't have to. I'm recording it.

Oh, yeah. Scratch dancing!

Oh, you mean like she did to me? But she knows how you feel now.

Okay, fine. That's my girl.

Okay, now I'm ready to talk. Well, now I can't.

Okay, now you try. Okay.

Okay, you go next. Why me?

Okay, you're grounded. No!

Oliver, I was just... Bailing on me?

Oliver! Oliver! You don't want to go in there

Oliver? Oliver?

Olivia, wait in the car. Yes, big brother. Shame on you.

Olivia. Yes, big brother?

Oops! My bad. Yes, it is.

Perfect. Can this night get any worse? Depends on how you feel about that.

Perfume walk by. First you see her, then you smell her!

Places, Miss Montana

Please make her stop. If it'll make you stop, sure.

Poor babies. But, look, you're almost done

Pork chop? Ha! Ha!

Ready? For what?

Really? Really. Just let me get my purse.

Really? Sure.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. And you know what?

Right. Oh, yeah!

Say cheese. Say cheese.

Say good night, Lola. Good night, Lola!

Scratch dancing! Scratch dancing! Scratch dancing! Scratch dancing!

Scratch that! That's it!

She could even text message you. That's what I'd do.

She is kind of a dork. I know

She was all over me. I swear, Coop. Save it.

she's been a little... Say "ah!"

She's under the stands! No, I'm not!

Shove off, matey! Hey, stop it, I...

Show me what you got. Okay.

So what's this all about? Lilly. I don't know what to say to her.

So, want to go to the mall tomorrow? Sure, the mall sounds like fun.

So, what'd you think? Those pajamas are so cute.

So, who do you want for a partner? Well, not Oliver. I mean, look at him.

Sweet. It's good.

Thanks for the help. Anything to get out of Donny's tent.

That could work. But you gotta do me one favor.

That's not the same, is it? No.

That's perfume! Oops! Sorry.

The rap was interesting... Go!

then I'm never gonna forgive myself. But how? Look how far away he is

Then why are you dating? Because life goes on,

There won't be a next time, will there? Listen, sweetie,

They got our ball. You want it back!

they'll settle for us! Oh, yes! They'll settle for us! Oh, yes!

This boy did? Yes!

This hurts. Oh, it's supposed to.

This is crazy. What?

Three, two... Oh, boy

Topher called, he's got the flu. Well, that's no excuse.

Traci and Evan, this is my friend... Lola Luftnagle.

Tuna everywhere. What are you doing?

Typical. Yep.

Wanna trade? Wanna trade?

We have a winner! Lilly, I'm serious.

We'll never get to him in time. I have to!

Well, ask her. Ask her. Right. I should ask her.

Well, keep it off of me. I'll try.

Well, thank you. I'm gonna sing a thing.

Well, we don't. Yeah, we're her friends.

Well, we should. Well, we don't

Well, you didn't tell me. I can explain.

Well... Pretty, pretty, pretty,

What about you? I've got enough sea glass to never,

What are you doing here? Me? What about you?

What are you doing? A chipmunk, duh.

What are you doing? Pitching a tent.

What are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing?

What are you talking about? If it's not the Queen, it's a concert.

What conversation? That's my little sis.

What do you mean? Hannah said... Lilly, don't listen to her!

What if I forget how to read? Get a grip.

What is that thing? I don't know.

What is this doing here? I lost the remote.

What time is it? 6:00 a. m.

What was it again? Lola Loser nagle? It's Luftnagle!

What? "Dear Hannah, you were right.

What? Dump Granny and take me.

What? I love to bake!

What? I mean, heck,

What? I'm sorry.

What? Nothing.

What? Top Rockers. I love that show!

What? Well, it's just that your hair

What? What?

What? Yes.

What? You said "do do. "

What's going on? I think I heard something outside!

What's that? Oh, that's just Jackson

What's wrong with you? What'd I do?

When's she gonna be back? Don't care.

Where are you going? To my volleyball match.

Where we are, home... Sweet home!

Where'd he go? He left.

Who's that? Just my dad ordering pizza.

Whoa! Hey

Whoa! I can go?

Whoa. You bet, "Whoa. "

Why do you think I picked him? You know what? I don't care.

Why don't you just take it off? And tell my father what?

Why would you do that? Because I'm a bad chicken.

Will you stop? Don't count on it

Wow, that's... Awesome.

Wow. Eight minutes already. Yup.

Yeah, Dad? Jackson! Guess where I am.

Yeah, me too. Let me get my coat.

Yeah, Mile, but... But nothing.

Yeah, nobody picks on Oliver but us. That's right.

Yeah, why are you so mean? It's what we do.

Yeah. No matter how hard it may be.

Yeah. That yoga didn't work for you, did it?

Yeah. This boy right here, my son?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Now where do you think you're going?

You can pull harder than that, wimp! Oh, wimpier!

You couldn't do better than that? I was three!

You didn't blow it. Yes, I did.

You get it? Her head? Don't know.

You kissed? Tell!

You know you gotta study. Yes, Dad, but if you think about it,

You look fine. Yeah, you're right.

You made my life a wreck a So he's dumping you, Becca

You need to dump Becca. What?

You pick him. Me? No way!

You ready, darling? Let's pick it up, Daddy!

You seen Hannah? Not since sound check.

You tell 'em, cue ball. Thanks, Mini Me.

You think I'm losing it, Fred? It's Jimmy.

You'd really let me try again? Well, sure.

You're cute. Really?

You're gonna love him. Hey, I'm not finished yet

You're good. You're good

Yours. That's one.

Yours. That's two.

'Cause he can get a girl, because he's not in a chicken suit!

'Cause I'm pumping up the party now

'Cause I'm pumping up the party now

'Cause I'm pumping up the party now

'Cause I'm pumping up the party now

'Cause I'm pumping up the party now

'Cause it's the end of the show and we're walking to the do'

'Cause when my big brother tells me to stay away from somebody, I stay away.

'Cause you ain't funny.

'Cause you know you've got the best of both worlds

"'Cause I gotta ask, why, Kiki?"

"Addition in front, subtraction in the back. "

"and be grounded for the rest of our natural lives!"

"And I'm her brother Jackson.

"and saw that you were on a date with our father.

"And we snuck out to the movies last night

"Are you from Mississippi? 'Cause you're the only miss I sippy. "

"are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see. "

"Business in the front, a party in the back. " Oh, yeah!

"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

"But" is just a word you use when you're afraid to try.

"Dear Becca, if he won't ask you out, you ask him.

"Dear Hannah, get your bra off the shower rod. Jackson in Malibu. "

"Dear Hannah, I love, love, love that scarf you wore at the video awards.

"Dear Hannah, thanks for the awesome advice.

"Dear Hannah, you rock. Jill in Milwaukee. "

"Dear Hannah, you're awesome! Danny in Iowa City. "

"Don't be Hannah Montana"?

"Good job, Son, good job

"He took it pretty hard. But now Oliver and I can be together. "

"He's a super nice guy but I just have to tell him I just want to be friends. "

"Hello, Your Majesty. "

"Hi, I'm Miley Stewart. "

"His locker is three down from mine. What should I do?

"I broke up with my old boyfriend Toby. "

"I don't know what to say, Dad. It was her idea. I tried to stop her.

"I picked this out special for you, bud. "

"I'm just as disappointed as you are. "

"I'm wild, but I can be tamed. "

"It could be a while. "

"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. "

"Ladies and gentlemen, Marty Klein!"

"Movie Saturday night. Margo Diamond. "

"My Robbie name is hi. "

"Now why are we telling you this?

"on a boy who doesn't know I exist. "

"Ooo. "

"Out of some insane desire to wanna get caught

"Rock his world! Sincerely, Hannah Montana. "

"Thanks, Jackson. " You're welcome, Dad.

"Too bad I have to end things with this guy who really likes me. "

"What light through yonder window breaks wind?"

"What light through yonder window breaks?" How tough is that?

"What's up, girlfriend?"

"When my big brother says to stay away, I stay away"?

"Where, where, where can I get one? Jenny in Walla Walla, Washington. "

"Your biggest fan, Becca from Malibu. " Becca from Malibu?

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