A tiny, insignificant detail.
Absolutely no idea
After 13 years of Mr Oh But You Always Love Scarves.
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas is you
All I want for Christmas...
All is calm
All that ice cream. Er..
All you need is love
And "molto bueno" is Spanish.
And every day.
And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?
And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England.
And I won't go
And if you care
And if you want more
And made their marriage vows to each other.
And maybe check the room for needles.
And me knowing so little about you, it seems elitist and wrong.
And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too.
And so does Karl.
And the songbirds
And then we can talk about this state business business in the car
And they called it..
And we can't even afford pyjamas.
And you can't refuse the call
Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...
As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind.
Baby, I'm too lost in you Yeah, yeah
Be careful there.
Beautiful Aurelia...
Bill, it's for you, babe.
Boa noite, Aurelia.
Boa noite, Jamie.
Bravo!
But I can't hide
But I wanted to say, I hope that can change.
But I've never seen him before
By the way, he introduced me as John but everyone calls me Jack.
Can you drive her home after her work?
Caught in you
Caught in you...
Cos I just want you for my own
Cos there ain't any future in it
Could we be quite quick, please?
Do. The SAS are absolutely charming.
Don't buy drugs
Dreams for sale and fairy tales
English girls. They're stuck up, you see
Even if that's the case, yeah.
Even though you won't be able to help?
Every time I turn around
Excuse me, Judy, if you could just lower the nipples
God only knows what I'd be without you
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
Good luck, kiddo
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye...
Great, Just Judy!
Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.
He can't do that she's our best waitress.
Hello. Hi. How you doing?
Help me, baby Help me, baby
Here she is. This is Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.
Hi, guys. Hey, hey, hey. You all right?
Hi.
Hi. How was the honeymoon?
I bloody am.
I can feel it in your heartbeat
I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.
I can't break this spell
I can't even try
I can't see anything
I cannot be
I have to say, Judy, this is a real pleasure,
I heard you were gorgeous
I just wanna see my baby
I just want you for my own
I know you like what you see...
I know you're Peter's best friend
I love her and true love lasts a lifetime.
I may not always love you
I said, "Over my dead body."
I think you're referring to
I thought it was time I did.
I would like a one day Travelcard.
I'll get it
I'll go wherever you will go
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
I'm dreaming
I'm very lucky I've got a constitution where I never put on weight.
If you want more, more, more
Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace
Is she?
Is you
It can tear you up inside Ooh
It might be that the people I love is, in fact..
It must have been the prawns
It seems no matter what I do
It'll fool ya every time
It's a miracle. You're all dressed
It's a pleasure to meet you.
It's all right...
It's my favourite time of day...
It's stronger than your pride
Jeannie?
Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night
Jump in
Jump in You know these arms can fill you up
Just give me one second
L I'd better answer that.
Late at night I talk to you
Lead vocals by ten year old Joanna Anderson,
Lighting need to know when we're gonna see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.
Like the desert
Lost in everything about you
Love, love, love
Love, love, love, love
Make your heart believe a lie
Maybe you can bring us all hope this year
Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
More than you could ever know
More than you could ever know You will ever know
My little lobster, you were so...
Natalie.
No
No, no, no, listen. This may be a bit pushy cos we just met you but...
No, sir, we're going to pop it in the Christmas box.
No. I realised that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.
No. There's a change of situation. Just me.
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas Don't leave me alone
Normally, I'm really shy, takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you
Oh I am what I am
Oh, God
Oh, look, don't be a moron
Oh, that's gorgeous
Oh. Tastes like it, too.
Or down low
Or, when I hang up,
Pardon me. I'm meaning your other daughter Aurelia.
Please
Please. All I want is one shot of me in a wedding dress that isn't turquoise
Really? I've never found that.
Right, well, lucky you.
Right.
Right.
Right.
So deep I can't sleep, I can't...
So is she. Although she would have been kind of Ionely
So you'd have to share with all three of us.
So, let's go. We can definitely crack this.
Some more than others
Something along the stationery line? Are you short of staplers?
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off Bernie at rehearsal.
Tell me I've got to know
Thank you
Thank you for the Christmas card.
Thank you. Good
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thanks very much. Thanks..
That's where you're wrong.
The dark horse for this year's Christmas number one,
The last administration made it perfectly clear
The move again, please, Judy.
The sun will be shining
The trouble with love is Ooh, yeah
Then jump for my love
Then maybe...
There isn't just one person for each of us.
There she is.
There was for Kate and Leo.
There's no beginning, there'll be no end
There's no beginning, there'll be no end
They're not worth it!
Through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers.
To be honest, I didn't really...
Turn me on
Until you're resting here
Until you're resting here with me
Very good, sir
Wait. Wait.
Waiting for you
Wasn't some smug teenager
We got what we came for
We may be a small country but we're a great one, too.
We've never got friendly.
Well, I... just needed Natalie..
Well, perhaps you should come on later, Plumpy.
When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish
While I do the boring stuff for our mothers
Wish I never had known you...
Yay!
Yeah, come in
Yeah, I can't see why not
Yeah, she's terrific. At her job
Yes. Erm..
Yes. Thanks.
Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
You don't like me.
You know the type, he's married to his job.
You think this is full of clothes? Like hell it is.
You'll meet Prince William then you can marry him instead
You're a saint.
You're getting chubbier every day.
You're the one girl in town I'd marry
'How will you be celebrating? ' I don't know
'it's Christmas Is All Around.' Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
(Feedback) I'm afraid you did it again, Bill
Ah. Sorry. No, it's fine.
All we need now... Oh, God
Er, bonjour, Aurelia. Bonjour
Erm, all right. Er, I'll have it. Lovely.
Ever do weddings? Yes, I do.
Exciting news! What?
Good night. Night, darling. Happy Christmas.
Hey! What are you doing here?
I just feel we've been bad sons this year. Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine.
I'm always nice. 'You know what I mean, Marky, be friendly.'
In the nativity play? Yeah. First Lobster
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas
Night, Sarah. Night, Karl.
Or would you cut and run? Oh, God.
Thank you. (Portuguese) Não!
Thank you. All right.
The lobster? Yeah.
This is... Colin.
Three illegitimate but charming children? No.
Unless... What?
What do you call that? Er, bottle.
Where are you staying? I don't actually know
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes. Oh...
You don't have a cute British accent. Yes, I do! I'm going to America.
You'll come back a broken man. Yeah, back broken from too much sex
...is a sprig of holly. No, no, no, no.
'but I don't see that.
'I'm very sorry about the thing that happened.
'Keep your eyes closed
'none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge,
'Seems to me that love is everywhere
'This must be very exciting for you, fighting for the Christmas number one
'You might have guessed it although you may not believe it.
(2nd man) I need a couple of orange gels.
(A capella) I don't want a lot for Christmas
(Carol laughs)
(Cheering)
(Chorus) Love, love, love
(Daisy) What is it?
(Darlene Love: All Alone On Christmas)
(Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy!
(High pitched humming: Silence Is Golden)
(Pidgin Spanish) Er, molto bueno...
(Portuguese) Good evening
(Portuguese) My goodness, this is a very big fish!
(Press clamouring)
(Ringing continues)
(Russian) Is this the way to the train station?
(Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes
(With English accent) "Bottle."
