Mad Men - Season 7 Edit

A little. I wouldn't rush home.

A note on the fridge to remind her about her diet.

A pleasant day here in this pleasant city.

A refrigerator full of Miller Beer.

About my car that I don't.

About what happened at Ladies' Home Journal

Acting like nothing's changed.

Actually, I took another job.

Actually, it's none of your business.

Actually, let me ask you something

Advertising is not a very comfortable place for everyone.

Afternoon.

All benefits and unlimited private jet travel.

All I ask is that you please read the brief

All I found was lighter fluid. I'm not there yet

All right. All right.

All right. Well, I'm around.

All the SC&P girls got flowers.

Always have been, always will be.

Always have been, always will be.

Always looking for something better, always looking for something else

An apology. That's classy.

And

And $1 million contingent on my presence.

And a couple of paperbacks somebody left behind.

And after Joan cashed in, I saved Avon.

And ain't none of their business how I get rich.

And Avon corporate is blocks away.

And be my wife and family again.

And Betty Friedan in the lobby

And called off the sale right in front of me.

And do your best to forget things.

And even if we are, we're entitled to more.

And hasn't come back.

And he drinks beer.

And he loves dogs because they don't talk.

And he moved to Wichita from Philly four years ago.

And he spends Sunday and Thursday night with her,

And he'll tell Carl, the associate creative director.

And he's conducting a study at New York Hospital.

And he's gonna get you out of McCann.

And honestly, I doubt that's gonna continue here anyway.

And how do you feel now that you know that?

And I blew him apart.

And I don't think I can get out of it.

And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter.

And I dropped my lighter.

And I got to go home.

And I know I can.

And I need to know what you were doing.

And I wrote it down.

And I'd love for you to join me.

And I'll give you another night if you fix the Coke machine.

And I'll make it through the winter.

And I'm being paid through the end of the week,

And I'm going to call Jim. Call, uh...

And I'm gonna look into their funding.

And I'm not calling myself.

And I'm not Dennis' junior.

And I'm the guy to find him.

And I've been trying to get you for 10 years.

And it may be more serious than just the rib

And it should stay that way through the weekend

And it's Charles Butler and it's footwear.

And it's not open for discussion.

And it's not what you think it is.

And let everyone know they're with a friend.

And let's face it, it would be good to get out of town,

And make me run away with you?

And McCann's gonna cut a deal for the rest

And metastasized to the bones

And Mike was waiting with Charlene in the Grill Room for an hour!

And more snow coming.

And my wife, she doesn't know any better, but I guess you knew that.

And National Cash Register just left,

And no one thought to call me, I guess.

And not expect your friends to remind you all the time.

And not the city and not Cos Cob.

And not to mention everything, et cetera.

And now I'm unhappy.

And now there's gonna be one less person I know.

And once we get you on (CHUCKLES)

And out of over 900 entries, you, Diana Baur,

And recommend that they hire an in house senior marketing man.

And Sharon said she caught you being handy.

And should you ever need anything in this city,

And started swinging her elbows.

And that's all I hear about.

And that's tricky.

And the messenger.

And then you sent Peggy to Gerald what's his name

And to lymph nodes in the mediastinum.

And to say hello.

And Wayne's dad ran the drugstore before Wayne did

And we bounced them.

And we can't get mad at her for being independent.

And we just bought an entire agency in Milwaukee to get Miller Beer.

And we're going to have dinner on Saturday night...

And what is his brand?

And what would that year be like?

And when you see couples with no children...

And wholesome.

And you can imagine the men. It was bedlam

And you have other plans.

And you'll certainly get the respect you desire

And you'll have a plane to use at your disposal. We will.

And you're being very menacing right now.

And your old friend Conrad Hilton.

And, Don, this is a shirtsleeves operation. We want you relaxed.

And, well, she's nowhere to be found.

Andy. You want me to clean up?

Anymore.

Anything else to do around here?

Anything!

Are any of you planning to work here,

Are getting the right kind of attention.

Are those my boxes?

Are you advocating for your agency or for yourself?

Are you coming to the Sears briefing? That's a good idea.

Are you looking for my mother?

Are you lost?

Are you trying to get me to make you lunch?

Aren't you sweet to come by? This is Beverly

As far as I can tell, its entire public reputation is based on Hollywood.

As soon as I figure out why she thought my bar wasn't personal

As well as your mail and memos

As you know, this is Bill Phillips, senior director at Conley Research.

Ask Him.

At home?

Avon will be serviced by the exact same personnel.

Avon, Butler Footwear, Topaz Pantyhose,

Babe, look at me.

BARRY ON INTERCOM: I appreciate the call.

Bartender, Hallie Woods, Larry Stark.

Beautiful weather out there today.

Because a Mrs. Diana Baur entered our contest,

Because Dad was like that.

Because I want you to talk some sense into her.

Because I'm perfectly happy to take

Because its origins were supernatural...

Because Marsha's sorting things out over there

Because she got kicked out of Brearley. (SHRIEKS)

Because there are millions of him

Because there's hope she could have more time.

Because you are charmed, my friend.

Because you love the tragedy.

Because you're gonna help them.

Because you're the best?

Before our next call.

Before they called it a war, near the Yalu River.

Believe it or not, I'm not scary. Organ music is scary.

Believe me, I'd involve you if I could.

Better have something more,

Betty, you want the kids to hear you talk that way?

BETTY: "Dear Sally, I know that you're frightened

Betty.

Bill, why don't you tell us a little bit about this exciting new beverage

BOB: Good morning, gentlemen.

Bullshit. They can't fire you.

Bunch of power tools in the garage that he never uses.

But as a partner at SC&P,

But as long as your mother and Kevin are away,

But before any of that happens, they want to review their overall strategy

But he went to take his daughter to school.

But how do you get him to open his mind?

But I always have. That's the way we are.

But I am not ready to say goodbye to the summer.

But I couldn't agree with you more about who we need.

But I couldn't do it.

But I don't care about your SC&P partnership.

But I don't feel that my accounts

But I feel perfectly comfortable...

But I need to know her whereabouts.

But I needed that.

But I probably can rustle up a bottle.

But I was disappointed when I got there that I didn't see more ten gallon hats.

But I was wondering what happened.

But I watched my mother die.

But I will never allow you to hurt me again.

But I work for a collection agency.

But I'll be up there all the time.

But I'll feel the emptiness

But I'm afraid Duck Phillips

But I'm not Diana, I'm Laura.

But I've been a little dishonest.

But if now is a bad time...

But it does include barbecue and I'm getting your drinks

But it doesn't feel like it because he works long hours.

But it loosens the earth

But it was miserable when you were in it

But it's got to come from Tulsa.

But it's not too late to let the ax fly.

But no...

But not true of the folks at Higbee's Department Store

But she won't do it.

But she won't even hear of it.

But that doesn't mean I don't want to hear about it.

But the girls aren't shy nowadays.

But these treatments are usually palliative.

But this is a big crime,

But we really love Avon.

But we wouldn't even be interested unless Duck

But why?

But you really don't.

But you seem like you don't even care about keeping these accounts.

But you were insulted by the offer

But you're gonna have to get used to

But you've got five Mississippi to get our money back.

But your company is very glamorous.

But your little stake doesn't mean anything here.

Bye, sweetheart.

Bye.

Bye.

Calm down? Where the hell is Don?

Can I g0?

Can I still accept it?

Can I take a message?

Can we have a minute?

Can you call housekeeping and ask them not to make up my bed while I'm still in it?

Can you work at a drafting table

Can't read my own writing.

Can't you swim?

Cape Cod?

Clearly you're not responsible for Mrs

Come have a seat

Come on inside.

Come on, let me see your face.

Come on, once more from the top!

Come on.

Come on.

Company car, company plane, signing bonus,

COOPER". Not too sticky,

Corporate executives should be your core business.

Could you drop me off at the bus stop?

Could you get Mr. Kreutzer at Sugarberry Ham for me?

Could you leave us alone, sweetheart?

Creative handled by Ted Chaough and Peggy Olson.

Current temperature is 73.

Dad got very cross,

Daddy put toothpaste on it.

Despite that pile of facts and figures in front of you,

Diana is your mother?

Diana never entered any contest.

Did I mention I was in the Navy?

Did you come to get your furniture?

Did you introduce him to...

Did you learn to type in the army?

Did you tell Don what happened?

Did you try Don's office?

Diet beer.

Dinner reservations, parking tickets...

Do an imitation of Don yet?

Do it yourself.

Do what?

Do you have any idea

Do you know where I could get a meal?

Do you want to help with that, or do you want to keep chasing your tail?

DOCTOR: Well, unfortunately, we've discovered

Does it smell any better in here?

Doesn't seem like such a big problem now, does it?

Doing things the way we do them.

Don D****r and Ted Chaough.

Don was in Korea. You two can reminisce.

Don, you're not allowed to say, "I don't want to talk about it" in this place.

Don. Maybe tomorrow.

Don't be coy

Don't get smart with me.

Don't hide behind politics.

Don't listen to me.

Don't make plans for me.

Don't pretend like you're not going to jack each other off.

Don't run.

Don't they fix it?

Don't waste this.

Don't you want to sign him one day?

Dr. Buckley will be right with you, Mrs. Robinson.

During registration.

Eat with me.

Ed, you could easily end up

ED: Do you think "quagmire" should be plural?

Elizabeth Taylor. Danny Kaye.

Even if it's to Atlanta.

Even if your name's on the damn door,

Every dollar you spend

Every dollar you spend

Every important CEO in America

Every time Bill has the kids, something terrible happens.

Everybody wins.

Everyone's going to think I'm looking for a job!

Excuse me?

Fairview's got a drive in, but you don't have a car.

Ferg.

Ferg.

Ferg's been an excellent tour guide.

Ferg's very important around here.

Fine

Fine, forget your business.

Fine. I quit.

First, I'm gonna go through the health commission

Floyd, tell him.

FLOYD: Gerald Fanning, this is...

Floyd!

Folks know the hustle you're running out of their motel?

For being generous and not saying shit.

For buying a diamond necklace.

For handshakes on their new idea.

For heaven's sake, you're drunk,

For ladies?

For me?

For men watching their waistlines.

For old times' sake.

For the capital city, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

Forget about personnel.

Forging my signature?

Found the right man for your company.

Frankly, you're lucky he's taken an interest in your business.

From now on, no one comes between me and your business.

From the shoes.

Full of Miller Beer.

Gene's at Cub Scouts and Bobby's got baseball.

Get in here.

Get in.

Get over here.

Get the door.

Give him some change, and have Andy take his luggage.

Give me a call.

Give me a drink.

Give us the cash and you can have your car back.

Go ahead.

Go away.

Go back to sleep.

Go get the money.

Go inside and lay down, sweetheart.

Good

Good as new.

Good evening. I hope I'm not disturbing your dinner.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning. You made it.

Good night, Duck.

Good night.

Good, because I live here. I have to go.

Good.

Great.

Grill Room at the Four Seasons.

Guess we're not as dumb as you think we are.

Has tricked me into a job interview.

Have a seat. Would you like some iced tea?

Have dinner. Yuck it up.

Have you been on the phone all morning?

Have you introduced yourself?

Have you said it yet?

Have you said it yet?

Have you thought about new furniture?

He burned his own house down.

He caught us smoking, stealing, cussing.

He could sure use someone new to tell his stories to

He didn't read the brief...

He does that.

He doesn't deserve a pot to piss in, let alone 500 bucks.

He doesn't know you won't get treatment

He has a lawn mower.

He has a wife and three children. He's not going to work for a girl.

He has some college.

He kept muttering how the man was indiscreet.

He lives in Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio.

He loves sports because he used to play them.

He really was, wasn't he?

He says Diana won some kind of prize.

He tried to run away, his pants fell down.

He walked out of a meeting Vvednesday

He wants to have dinner with wives.

He was all Ten Commandments rolled into one.

He would die!

He'll ask Bobby in traffic,

He'll be in New York soon

He'll help you, too.

He's a surgeon. Very aggressive, but he's in Bethesda.

He's going to give me $1 million?

He's gonna get very close with stock options,

He's got car trouble

He's just following you around because he's our resident impressionist.

He's on the 14th floor. Come by and say hi.

He's only meeting with you and one other guy.

Hell, that's where my furniture is.

Hello, neighbor.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Help me turn it into a horse race

Henry said you could have a year.

Henry shouldn't have scared you.

Henry, I want to go home.

Henry, my ears are still buzzing. I don't understand you.

HENRY: Hello? Smells good.

HENRY: I don't understand what you're saying.

HENRY: I'm going to sue them.

HENRY: There's two guys.

Henry's not going to be able to handle things.

Her birthday wish came true.

Here she is.

Here's two dimes and a nickel.

HERMAN: What the hell happened to you? You stood me up.

Hey, I'm easy.

Hey, Jerry! Jerry Fandango!

Hey, where is that kid?

His house burned down.

His name is Mike Sherman.

Hmm.

Hold on. Easy.

Homesick.

Honey, you can just have this waiting on my desk.

How about a trip to Augusta, play a few holes?

How about for old times' sake?

How are you, stranger?

How do I explain this?

How do you know when something's really an opportunity?

How many times do you think you can lie to this man?

How much space McCann buys

How serious?

How was the Bahamas?

How will I explain this to Tammy?

How'd you get rich?

How's she running?

Hy Epstein wants to start treatment immediately,

I agree that the best way to keep the business

I always have.

I am a copy supervisor

I am not setting foot in there until I have an office.

I am so sorry. That is not what I was trying to say.

I am.

I apologize for the intrusion.

I appreciate that, but I don't want to put you out.

I appreciate that.

I asked you to do one damn thing and you didn't even do it.

I believe that's one of the best steaks I've ever had.

I breached her confidence

I brought you a surprise

I can drive with a broken rib. It's not even that sore.

I can go that way.

I can make fried chicken.

I can still interfere.

I can't find any baking soda.

I can%leave without that money.

I carried $100 worth of textbooks yesterday

I cleaned your room and didn't take nothing

I could kill you right now.

I daresay it got you excited trying to close over coffee

I didn't break the real commandments

I didn't mean to disturb you.

I didn't need any detective work.

I didn't take your money.

I do.

I don't feel guilty taking that drunk's money.

I don't know about you,

I don't know how to put this,

I don't know if I could have that restraint.

I don't know if she's just being stubborn or vain,

I don't know if somebody left it to you in their will,

I don't know that I'll be here, unless you know something

I don't know that many jokes

I don't know what to say except Barry is in a wheelchair.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what's keeping the building representatives,

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm supposed to speak to Diana.

I don't know. Wyoming had a two headed cow.

I don't look at this as a presentation of research.

I don't mean to brag, but I've been handling this account on my own

I don't mind playing the house,

I don't need to poach.

I don't think I can help you with that.

I don't understand.

I don't wanna go anywhere I don't want to go.

I don't want them to hear anything

I don't want to go to a bar. I did that yesterday.

I don't want to go to a bar. I did that yesterday.

I don't want to hear her name again.

I don't want to take you out of your way, man

I don't want to talk about it.

I don't want you alarming your brothers.

I don't want you to go to the trouble.

I even brought Burger Chef back.

I expect him to lie to me. I didn't expect him to lie to you

I feel like I'm sitting right next to you.

I fully expect to service clients

I gave you $10.

I got in trouble at school again

I guess I wasn't clear.

I guess if he knows where she is, I could come back..

I guess they didn't know you were in here. Wyatt called.

I guess you didn't see the headlines

I guess you don't need those accounts.

I had a certain amount of status.

I had a lot of stuff to move

I have a dinner with a potential client,

I have a favor to ask of you. I can repay you

I have a heart condition, you know.

I have a little news for you.

I have a lot of work.

I have an hour. I suppose we could still grab lunch.

I have class.

I have four years left on my contract with McCann,

I have one, or I wouldn't be talking to you.

I have some serious news

I have to check on the chicken.

I have to make a phone call.

I haven't even negotiated, we're already at 100 a year.

I haven't heard from him,

I hope I didn't ruffle any feathers.

I hope you're finding everything satisfactory.

I hope you're finding everything satisfactory.

I just distribute, and it's never up to me.

I just needed a push.

I just saw the way women looked at him.

I killed my CO.

I know it's all my fault. And I'm trying to take care of it.

I know that!

I know that.

I know you think that, but you actually sold it.

I know you think you know how to hustle,

I know you were right about your car,

I know.

I like Dennis personally.

I lost everything.

I lost my daughter to God and my wife to the devil.

I love you, too.

I made dinner reservations in Farmington tomorrow.

I made sure he's good for it

I mean business!

I mean, I know it's going to be challenging...

I mean, I want to get to know you, of course.

I never closed anything. I was just trying to stay awake.

I never said I would go.

I only have one question. I better have gotten that lousy job.

I prepared this for your approval.

I realized that its benefits might be as well.

I really want you to sell that equipment

I recognized the names. I was just going over Tampax.

I said it to you 10 years ago and I'll say it again.

I see.

I should get going

I should settle up.

I stand by my analysis, but I'm very happy where I am.

I stayed up all night preparing those briefs.

I suppose you're gonna be on your way then.

I take her to school, I read to her every night,

I think I need a minute

I think it feels good and then it doesn't.

I think it looks great in here.

I think that was a joke.

I think the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has one.

I think the second I file a complaint, I'll have the ACLU in my office

I thought I would try this before I ran over.

I thought maybe Pete could be an asset.

I thought you were gonna be fun.

I told Caroline I wanted to pack my personal things,

I told Daphne I don't know when he'll be in.

I told Duck I was looking for a real Knickerbocker.

I told her to call your office.

I told you that...

I understand that, but it's not necessary.

I walked into town. And it's hard for me. I got flatfeet.

I want to go everywhere with you.

I want to go to Spain.

I want to live here.

I want to live here.

I want to start over.

I want to welcome you to your new office.

I want you and Tammy to come with me.

I want you to relocate to Wichita, pick out a house,

I wanted to tell you myself.

I wanted you to say to me two years ago

I was home by then. Have a seat.

I was in the advertising business.

I was offered a job tonight

I was only teasing.

I was out of the office. I wanted to get the car washed.

I was worried about her.

I wasn't lost, I was late. I was fibbing

I will let them know.

I will.

I will. Bye.

I wish there was better news.

I won't do that to you.

I won't have you lost again.

I won't let you give up.

I wonder how many women around here

I wouldn't know what to say.

I'd do it for you.

I'd like to turn off the lights.

I'd rather give it to a lawyer.

I'll be along in a minute

I'll be right back.

I'll be with you.

I'll bet people always say you're the kind of gal

I'll call you next week.

I'll get my tools

I'll have you know, I held this place together.

I'll let you get back to your studies.

I'll make them build another floor if I have to.

I'll see you Thursday, Wonder Woman. We'll go to Friendly's.

I'll send my secretary up here in a cab tomorrow morning.

I'll take her for a weekend next month. You can go away

I'll throw in the room tonight,

I'm a developer. Men get stubborn

I'm an army brat, remember? New base every year.

I'm at your disposal.

I'm aware of that.

I'm Bill Phillips from Conley Research.

I'm Dartmouth '56.

I'm deeply sorry for the ruse, ma'am,

I'm Don D****r from McCann Erickson.

I'm driving.

I'm giving you a standing ovation.

I'm glad we got to meet.

I'm going to describe a man to you of very specific qualities.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to sell everything.

I'm going to take Route 35. Then over on 40.

I'm gonna put in a request to get you involved with this.

I'm happy. Listen to me. You're on a streak

I'm here and I'm doing my job.

I'm in Grand Central. Come down.

I'm in Grand Central. Come down.

I'm jealous of your ability to be sentimental about the past.

I'm just being a good citizen, man.

I'm just starting to get back on my feet

I'm just supposed to turn that off?

I'm leaving.

I'm looking for Mrs. Baur.

I'm Mrs. Baur.

I'm Mrs. Baur.

I'm not able to do that. I remember things as they were

I'm not concerned.

I'm not dismissing you.

I'm not enjoying this.

I'm not expecting anything more than a good time.

I'm not going to back out of that. I want to go to Spain.

I'm not going to let you spoil the moment. My moment

I'm not gonna tell you what happened to the other one

I'm not ignoring the fact that I could actually lose your love.

I'm not negotiating.

I'm not paying $20 for a bottle of whiskey

I'm not paying for the room.

I'm not running an errand. I have to go to McCann.

I'm not so dumb anymore.

I'm not sure the client responded to him.

I'm not walking away from that.

I'm off.

I'm really tired, aren't I?

I'm riding the rails.

I'm saying with respect

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. It's Bob, right?

I'm sorry. Who told you you got to get pissed off?

I'm sure that's true,

I'm telling you she knows,

I'm terribly so.

I'm very sorry.

I'm willing to give you 50 cents on the dollar...

I'm wrong sometimes..

I'm younger than you.

I've always wanted to do this.

I've been there

I've been trying to get this private aviation company

I've fought for plenty in my life.

I've got to call her.

I've looked at your business, and I think Duck's right.

I've never loved anyone else.

I've never read that book, you know that.

I've paid you at some point.

I've tried to be patient...

If I'm on the yearbook, I won't be a benchwarmer.

If it's in it, near it or makes you think about it, we're on it.

If she won something, I should get it.

If the account moves, you move

If they want me, they can reach me here.

If you keep it, you'll have to become somebody else.

If you need an alibi, you're going to have to ask.

If you pick paint, you could move in next week.

If you threw a rod, it's gonna take some time.

If you want us, just ask Frank in the studio.

Igotsfinged.

Ilookeditup.

In downtown Cleveland, we have a high of 75, low of 62.

In due time

In the meantime, you can work in the pool.

In The New York Times every year?

In the summer of '44,

In the summer of '44,

Including Miller Beer,

Incredible.

Is he on a bender, sweetheart?

Is it cold yet?

Is it true he left behind a couple million bucks?

Is someone there?

Is that really how you're gonna remember this place?

Is that what you want?

Is that what you wanted to know?

Is this every creative director in the agency?

Is this the Miller Beer meeting?

Is to keep your status on your accounts.

Is your mother home?

Isn't Wichita cattle country?

It certainly is. Bill Phillips, Conley Research.

It doesn't last long.

It doesn't matter because that's it,

It doesn't matter. They're finally ready.

It happens all the time now.

It just looks good now,

It makes you think of a reducing plan.

It should have your name on it.

It sure is,

It was a two story drop off our cruiser

It was Cooper's. Was in his office forever.

It was hard to get.

It was no problem at all.

It was over 100 degrees every day in the Pacific,

It was very short notice.

It won't heal without it. Then a medical oncologist.

It's $10.

It's a big place, and I asked the wrong person for help.

It's a bushing on the rocker arm,

It's a flying limousine, Pete.

It's a tough road, but it's a chance

It's aggressive and it's very advanced.

It's an expression.

It's an honest mistake.

It's an octopus pleasuring a lady.

It's bad news.

It's been a gift to me.

It's been a little bumpy.

It's Beverly, isn't it?

It's different with a bunch of writers fresh out of Columbia.

It's exciting.

It's good news. Catch your breath.

It's just I kept thinking about walking into a new office.

It's just...

It's late.

It's Marsha.

It's Mrs. Francis.

It's normal.

It's not a problem.

It's not a weakness

It's not about the money.

It's not women's lib, just a bitch session.

It's okay for you to cry, honey

It's on the border between Belgium and Germany.

It's only about the money.

It's only half of us.

It's part of what she likes about me.

It's plenty.

It's still classy.

It's the rocker arm.

Jerry Fanning. PFC, 34th Infantry

Jerry served in Korea.

Jesus, what am I gonna do?

Jim Hobart's back from vacation. No napping.

Jim Hobart's not afraid of you.

Jim Hobart's very excited about who flies on those planes.

Jim, I don't know what to tell ya. I'll do my best.

Joan, I didn't come down here to upset you.

Joan, it may not have sunk in, but your status has changed.

Joan, nice to see you up here.

Joan, see it from his side.

JOAN: Could you hold that?

Joan?

Judy's always loved that I was attractive to other women.

Just drop our name into yours.

Just leaving a trail of broken bodies behind her.

Just my pride. New shoes

Just starting to get back to even part of the way to where I was.

Karen Schmidt

Knock 'em dead, Birdie.

L gotta go.

L gotta gQ!

Last I heard, she was in New York

Learjet is private, luxury air travel

Learjet's a tiny account. It's peanuts to them.

Less.

Let me ask you something.

Let me go! Sharon, what's going on?

Let me take you to Bermuda.

Let's get that TV so you can get back to relaxing.

Let's take it a night at a time. I'm an optimist.

Letting you in our house.

Lieutenant, 7th Infantry, Korea

Lieutenant.

Like driving to Montauk.

Like it was the first time.

Like some junior account man came in

Likewise. That's never a mistake.

Listen to me.

Listen to me.

Listen, my girl is telling me that it's time for our staff meeting.

Listen, sweetheart, if you don't mind...

Look at this. "Christmas Day, 1951

Look,

Look, calm down. We're all just settling in.

Look, I hate Caroline, too.

Look, I know a good job when I see one.

Look, I know I told you not to complain,

Look, I'm sorry.

Look, Pete, I just have to fill this one position

Look, this isn't about you.

Loretta!

Lunch in the executive boardroom with Miller Beer.

Makes a good living,

MAN 1: What did Hallie say?

MAN 2: She gave me the runaround.

MAN ON 'N: These two traveling salesmen, they were selling yo yos.

MAN ON RADIO: Beautiful night out there tonight.

MAN ON RAND: KOMA, fun loving 1520.

MAN: Look for clear skies with a high temperature today of 75.

MAN: Shit, we should be paying him.

MAN: There she is.

MARSHA: I'm sorry to drop by.

Maybe some waitress who doesn't care about you?

Maybe they can keep track of your hat size. Seems to be growing.

Maybe you could find some nice freshman to carry your books.

McCann could run circles around Carson Roberts,

McCann is mission control.

McCann made you wait. You can make them wait.

MEREDITH: Good morning

MEREDITH: Tell me if you like the general idea so I can take a few risks.

Mike called me from his hotel room. He was pretty sore

Mine's gone.

Mister, I know you're not in a rush.

Mmm. Good.

Mostly because it's hard for me to walk around here

Mr. Donnelly said you'd be on the call to help with the transition,

Mr. Phillips was very persuasive.

Mr. Sterling, it's not you.

Mrs

My first act of benevolence, you can call Charles Butler on your own.

My folks are over in Woodward,

My goodness, it's 4:00 in the morning. Is everything all right?

My half a million dollars and be on my way.

My husband would be tickled if you joined him.

My neighbors have seen you on the porch long enough.

My rib's not going to heal, Henry.

My wife went to high school with these two. They were hooligans.

National Cash Register,

Never.

Nice to see you.

No need to impress me.

No one else ever really has.

No, for your apartment. You only have a bed.

No, I did it.

No, I got one

No, I have a...

No, I meant in your career.

No, I think it's admirable that you haven't poisoned her against him.

No, I was actually looking for Mr. Donnelly,

No, I'll figure it out.

No, I'm a student here.

No, I'm not.

No, it has to be his brand.

No, it's just that might be too much.

No, it's not

No, it's...

No, night school

No, of course not.

No, sir. I'm one eighth Comanche. Can't ever touch it.

No, that's okay. You can go.

No, the old girl served her purpose.

No, the real problem was

No, the real problem was

No, this is fine. She should probably rest.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No. I'll be at SC&P.

No. Thankfully, that's no longer one of my obligations.

No. They won't take me seriously.

No. What's in Racine?

Nobody wins,

Nonsense. I love it.

Nonsense. I love it.

Not a frivolous extravagance for movie stars and their pets.

Not for you.

Not for you.

Not just any beer.

Not really. In fact, I think that's the problem, if you have one.

Not yet. My husband will be home any minute.

Now it's just you and me.

Now, find a way to get along...

Now, first thing we have to do is pay this guy a visit.

Now, go outside and tell everyone you staggered into the wrong office.

Now, I can help.

Now, I don't know who the hell you are,

Now, what did you want to talk about?

Now, you all know that that's not true...

Now, you have your choice, white or harvest gold.

Nurse, could you excuse us?

Of course.

Of that I am certain.

Of the game

Of the Plaza much longer.

Of What?

OFFICER: I need your license and registration,

Oh, he's going to, soon as he spies a chance.

Oh, hell. I wasn't there till, uh, Christmas '53.

Oh, I hope I didn't cause any trouble.

Oh, I thought that was Charlie Butler...

Oh, it's everything we say it is in print.

Oh, just leave him alone.

Oh, Marsha. That's so sweet of you.

Oh, Miller Beer is coming in tomorrow

Oh, Mr. Hobart. Can I help you?

Oh, my God. What is this?

Oh, shit

Oh, sorry about that. You should put the sign out.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, the boys who dropped you off said that was your name.

Oh, we're going to the Oyster Bar tonight.

Oh, well, we'll get you a new one,

Oh! Hello.

Oh! Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Of course.

Okay, hot stuff.

Okay.

On! (CHUCKLES)

One at a time.

One month and you're already the mayor.

One of them was so skinny,

One, you can call a lawyer, throw a bunch of paper at them,

Only Jesus can.

Only some things have changed.

Only to throw you under a train.

Open it the minute you know I'm gone.

Or in this case...

Or is this the con of the century?

Or Newsweek.

Or wait in the car

Or you can expect a letter from our lawyer

Our accounts.

Over here! Over here!

Over there, over there

Pack your bag and get out of town.

Peggy Olson was our copy chief.

PEGGY: What is this?

People do.

Perfect.

Pete, I don't buy or sell anything.

Pete, it's your meeting. You can start without me.

Pete's a vice president. What's wrong with Dennis?

Peter...

Pink slip's in the glove box.

Please

Pleasure to have you with us.

Princeton '52. You should have a lot in common.

Probably stolen.

Put me on your calendar.

Racine, Wisconsin. Ever been there?

Rank?

Really?

Regarding Peter Pan Peanut Butter and Tampax.

Regarding the Avon transition,

Remember On the Road?

Revival church every night.

Right schools, right family.

Roberta.

Sally left?

Sally, I've learned to believe people when they tell you it's over.

Say no more. I'll take care of it.

Say yes with your voice, not just your eyes

Says who?

Scrounging for grub.

See you in the funny papers

See, I told you.

Send the word, send the word over there

She comes and goes as she pleases.

She could have nine months to a year,

She doesn't want you kids to know

She has lung cancer, and it's very advanced.

She seemed so lost.

She'll listen to you.

She's a tornado...

She's his ex wife.

Shit.

Shit.

Since I brought it in

Since I invited you?

So do you.

So far I haven't come across anyone normal.

So he might as well take the rest of the day off.

So I thought I'd make some long distance phone calls.

So I told him you wanted to come,

So I want you to go to dinner

So I'm going to need another book

So many you don't have to work no more?

So now I gave you something, you can sit tight and keep me company.

So now we know there's a price.

So now you're jealous, and you're trying to ruin my evening.

So the doctor says, "Sorry, son, but your pecker's got gangrene

So the GI goes to the Jap doctor.

So we dropped anchor in the Ulithi Lagoon to go for a swim.

So you get to drive all over America giving people prizes?

So, are you here to "bring us up a notch," too?

So, how about this?

So, I spoke with Dennis.

So, I'm gonna tell you in advance

So, there's three of us, four of them,

So, this is a business problem.

So, Topaz Pantyhose and Butler Shoes set off an alarm.

So, what can I do for you?

So, what happened to field hockey?

So, where's next?

So, you know, maybe you've seen him before

Some call it "the beer belt."

Some call it "the Heartland."

Some jeweler thanked him profusely

Some of our industry's finest imaginations

Somebody you want to meet?

Somebody's got to hand over the keys

Someone made them start digging.

Someone who can rap his ring on the table

Soon as I'm done fighting this battle.

Sorry to bother you, but my IV just died.

Sorry to keep you waiting

St. Paul.

Stan called. He doesn't have a phone yet.

Starting with that redhead.

Statisticians, programmers,

Stealing these people's money.

Still, you're required to assess risk.

Stop brushing your hair. How's the rib gonna heal?

Stop yelling at me.

Such a pleasure, Barry.

Sure I can't talk you into joining us tonight?

Sure.

Take half my money?

Take the money and be done with them.

Tell her...

Tell him about the Hurtgen Forest.

Tell him he has a deal.

Tell him he missed Nabisco

Tell him the story first.

Tell you one thing about Korea.

Tell you what

Thank you for your generosity.

Thank you so much for the plant

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I'll let him know.

Thanks for the books.

That I know we seem like fine people,

That in mind, I have to say thank you

That is the name...

That quack has some nerve scaring you like that.

That see Learjet as a tool,

That sounds like fun.

That the cancer has spread from the lung

That'd be great.

That's $5 for swearing

That's a little complicated...

That's all I got.

That's fine.

That's great.

That's how I know when it's over.

That's never good.

That's not gonna stop me.

That's not very subtle.

That's pretty serious. It's 150 years old.

That's the fridge, not the beer, of course.

That's the one difference between you and those animals right now.

That's thoughtful.

That's true.

That's what's on my mind, Henry.

That's why I never joined.

The chlorine's killed the piss in the pool by now.

The clothes, the shoes, the Caddy?

The drums rum tumming everywhere

The drums rum tumming everywhere

The floors of your apartment will be done Monday.

The important thing is we're expecting you

The most expensive room.

The one he drank in college?

The one his dad drank?

The one that comes in the best bottle, can, tap?

The other one... (SIGHS)

The three of us...

The whole pie is for you.

The Yanks are coming

The Yanks are coming

Then 89 to the Grand Canyon.

Then I ask you to dinner, miss a very important meeting,

Then it comes loose.

Then we're entitled to something new.

Then why are you telling me?

Then Why'd he send you?

Then you should get out of my office immediately.

There have been whispers about Coca Cola.

There was a mix up. My office isn't ready.

There were four Krauts in there looking to surrender.

There were nine of us originally.

There were two pies.

There you go

There you go.

There's a cafe a couple miles up the road.

There's a fine jar.

There's an executive dining room.

There's been a mistake.

There's two ways I deal with disagreeable people.

These are instructions.

They asked if roast beef was okay.

They don't want to say it, so it's usually the truth.

They had their hands in the air with their papers.

They left after lunch.

They screwed up my office, it...

They should always think you're unhappy.

They still owe me over half a million dollars.

They thought I was a secretary?

They want to give me a new one, but I like this one.

They were starving. Don't skip that.

They won't be back until 6:30.

They'll believe you

They're never going to look at it.

They're putting your boxes in storage.

They've been very hospitable. Of course, I delivered everyone.

Things happen very quickly when people die.

This business doesn't have feelings

This is a fundraiser for Al Bettendorf over there

This is all I got.

This is Bill Phillips.

This is how I make my living, Pete.

This is incredible.

This is more attention than I've ever gotten from you

This is my wife Sharon, of the Sharon Motel.

This is the one for the road, okay?

This one's on the house.

This was a hell of a boat, you know.

This will just take a moment, Sarah.

Those are actually from McCann.

Three days ago

Three of us.

Tie them up in court, cost them some money.

Till I was in Europe.

Till they bring your things over tomorrow?

To bring things up a notch around here.

To Don!

To have me do all their hiring,

To help mend the rib.

To know when to move on.

To me, this is an opportunity to stimulate

To never see your face again.

To pick up and go anywhere anytime we want,

To tell you I can't help you.

To whatever is happening in your eyes right now,

Too early for you?

Took a couple of hours.

Travelers Insurance. My cousin works there

Trudy, you understand my business.

Trust me.

Two last round dinners.

Ugh. You've got to be kidding me.

Uh huh.

Until I've decided what to tell them.

Wants a hammock.

WAYNE: Don was in Korea.

We all have regrets.

We all know this man

We also did the pill for Ortho...

We are strictly consciousness lowering.

We both know things can't be undone.

We both told him you didn't want the job. What's the lie?

We came on a machine gun nest.

We can't lose those accounts. What would you do around here?

We could get them to print Mein Kampf on the front page

We don't share any accounts. You're too important

We got plenty of tourists with cars in the shop.

We had our drink.

We have an informal ladies' club.

We immediately become feminine.

We know that. What Dennis is saying is...

We know you took the money.

We lost Dow.

We need a bottle over here!

We owe him an apology.

We represent an array of American companies,

We still owe them work.

We used to call it a trend.

We want our money.

We were boiling bark.

We were cut off.

We were starving.

We were under fire.

We were up at Lyman Orchards. It's mostly bees.

We'll find out.

We'll let the Soviets deal with it.

We'll take him to lunch next week.

We're copywriters

We're gonna have to make do with Colgate.

We're just strangers,

We're not even through half our lives.

We're not gonna be bunkmates, Crane.

We're one and the same.

We're the welcome wagon. We heard you had a window.

We've been looking for you

We've got our best available for you.

We've got the best box lunch around.

We've lined up coffee and baloney with Nabisco,

Well, all the new secretaries.

Well, as Mother used to say, "You're not that fat."

Well, can you quit before I buy you cleats and a stick next time?

Well, everybody who's a vet and likes drinking

Well, for one thing, I don't have a wife. For the other...

Well, good night, then.

Well, he hasn't said anything.

Well, here's how it looks.

Well, hopefully I'll have that problem someday.

Well, I admire you.

Well, I also give

Well, I don't know how to say this, but I can't work with him

Well, I don't think that Ferg Donnelly is a good match.

Well, I guess it's a mistake.

Well, I made a roast. How'd you like leftovers as room service?

Well, I really just need to talk to you.

Well, I think these were best kept from the movers.

Well, I took a look at your X ray...

Well, I wanna get your brothers before they go to sleep

Well, I'm flattered by both.

Well, I'm flattered,

Well, I'm gonna recommend a radiation oncologist for therapy

Well, I'm here because I need your help.

Well, I'm in Kansas right now.

Well, I'm not comfortable being your date under any circumstances.

Well, I'm not going to McCann. And so far I'm not going anywhere.

Well, I'm off.

Well, I'm on 24 and you're on 26,

Well, I've got a weekly for $37 or a daily for $6.

Well, if you don't like that job, you don't have to do it.

Well, in banking there's a road and you just stay on it.

Well, it's the best because they flew it out from Kansas.

Well, maybe you should send me to the Bahamas.

Well, on behalf of McCann Erickson,

Well, see you around.

Well, something came up

Well, thank you very much.

Well, thanks for everything.

Well, that sounds wonderful...

Well, that's good

Well, that's just it.

Well, the incredible thing is I make her lunch,

Well, the jobs are not one and the same.

Well, the kitchen...

Well, then...

Well, there's been some confusion

Well, this is my last day and I wanted to thank you.

Well, we already are on TV.

Well, we already are on TV.

Well, we thought we'd go with our most exciting customers.

Well, we'd love to share the crumbs with her.

Well, you better not make a joke of this man.

Well, you can't do that. It throws off a very busy schedule.

Well, you may have sold me a rotten apple,

Well, you won't have to endure the hardships

Were chosen to win a brand new Westinghouse refrigerator

Were you in Europe, Don?

Were you in the service?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you drinking?

What did you do?

What do we do?

What do you care? You got money. I know you got money.

What do you think would happen if Nelson Rockefeller got this?

What do you want to know? You want to know what I told them?

What do you want?

What does "a guy" do?

What happened to all my things?

What happens to my car?

What on earth is going on?

What the fuck do you farts want?

What the hell happened?

What the hell?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's he gonna say to a client?

What's the problem?

What's the second?

What's your rank, and where did you serve?

When am I going to do that?

When and where?

When can you come over?

When do the boys get home?

When I want something, I get it.

When I was packing,

When I'm all disoriented and say the things

When she was in need.

When we talk about a low calorie beer...

When you get settled in over there, which will happen,

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where can I get a drink?

Where the hell have you been?

Where they're ready to provide all the back to school fashions.

Where you headed?

Where'd you learn to do this?

Which he shouldn't be able to use.

Which I will eventually do

Who did you talk to in there?

Who doesn't take no for an answer.

Who the heck are you? Or do I have to call the police?

Who told you that?

Who wants to embarrass you this deeply

Who's gonna win the World Series this year?

Who's next?

Who's Roberta?

Why are you doing that?

Why are you still here?

Why are you still here?

Why didn't he ask me?

Why don't we call it "Tub"?

Why don't you call in sick?

Why was I ever doing it?

Why would I do that?

Wichita is beautiful.

Will be at the Legion on Saturday night.

Will now get you five times the audience.

With half the women who marched down Fifth Avenue.

With the help of your personnel.

With the kind of boardroom leaders

Women love it here.

Working for Dow again or Ken Cosgrove.

Would like to speak to a lawyer.

Would you drink vermouth?

Would you like some of these?

Would you remind me that I need to make a donation to Lincoln Center?

Wyatt called from the service station.

Wyatt thought you ran away.

Wyatt's going to overcharge you, but he'll get the work done.

Yeah, but you did.

Yeah, I signed for them,

Yeah. I'm doing it, too.

Yeah...

Yes, I'm afraid I would.

Yes, I'm sure I'll find it difficult to find a reporter

Yes, it's gonna be a cold, lonely summer

Yes, that makes sense.

Yes, you would because

Yes? Can I help you?

Yes.

Yes. And then you can extoll the wonders of McCann.

Yes. And you're no worse for wear. Not allergic, thankfully

Yes. Don, good to see you.

Yes. She got a ride with her friend.

Yes. Thank you

Yes. Who is this?

You and the computer are gonna share an office over there?

You any good?

You are! (CHUCKLES)

You can call a guy.

You can go for a swim.

You can have both.

You can have it.

You can have lunch in New York and be back for dinner.

You can put a request in however you want.

You can put it in your office.

You can read that without glasses?

You can speak freely.

You can use the phone at the nurses' station.

You can't be in here.

You can't save her.

You can't waste any more time being in shock.

You can't work for McCann and work for us.

You cannot get off on that foot in this life.

You clearly don't need help. You need an audience.

You could even end up working for me.

You did what you had to do.

You did, and it's not lousy.

You did.

You didn't have to come up here. It's not your fault.

You don't have to do that, but I accept.

You don't have to do this every day.

You don't just need new glasses. You need a new hearing aid

You don't know anything about me.

You get bought, you get sold, you get fired.

You get the right guy, all they have to do is show up.

You gonna show up drunk at 4:00 on your first day?

You got enough, and you got me

You have no idea about money.

You have shitty instincts for a con man.

You have to do something.

You have vending machines?

You heard him say he was "walking around the office."

You just come to work like nothing happened?

You just do what you have to do to come home.

You knew we'd catch up with you eventually.

You know any Freemasons?

You know how much Madrid's going to cost?

You know I need to make men feel at ease.

You know the corporate royalty on those planes?

You know we're the only ones here.

You know what $100 buys you in Wichita? A two bedroom house.

You know what?

You know what? I'll just call Rocky's office. That's what I'm going to do.

You know where it is?

You know, because of the graph where the line just goes up!

You know, I helped you for free after that stupid merger,

You know, I love children. I wouldn't do nothing to offend one of them.

You know, I once rode on a bus to camp sitting next to a guy like you.

You know, I'm in Atlanta all the time.

You know, I'm in Atlanta all the time.

You know, more independence.

You know, once at the Polo Grounds,

You know, they all got blue eyes.

You know...

You like to play the stranger

You made two phone calls in six days.

You mind?

You need a senior marketing executive, and not just anyone.

You need someone comfortable

You never lost it...

You okay, lady?

You Okay?

You really should speak to my husband

You really think I need your spare change?

You really think she knows?

You seem to like it, so I'm gonna say yes.

You should know better than to get attached to some walls.

You should see the floor I'm on. It's a nursing home.

You shouldn't do that.

You stupid wino. You're going to destroy everything!

You talked to Jim Hobart?

You think it'll be more interesting than Wyoming?

You think this town is bad now? Wait until you can never come back.

You think you can come in here

You think you're gonna have fun like this over there?

You think you're the first one that came looking for her?

You threw all that money around

You took that money and you set me up.

You used to love it

You want a brandy? Because Duck's going to get the check.

You want one?

You want to threaten us?

You were supposed to watch out for us.

You will have an office any minute.

You'd be concerned about your child,

You'd want this business if you knew you couldn't have it.

You'll be all alone

You'll see it on the postcard.

You're a very lucky woman. You have been your whole life

You're acting like you had nothing to do with this.

You're already helping.

You're always complaining we never see each other.

You're among friends

You're aware that Peggy Olson handles all of those accounts?

You're being morose.

You're disturbed.

You're going back to school in the morning.

You're going to be just fine.

You're gonna get me that money,

You're helping them replace Don, aren't you?

You're lucky you feel guilty.

You're my decorator. I'll pay you in cash.

You're my white whale, Don.

You're no collection agent

You're not going to do better than 50 cents on the dollar.

You're not listening to me.

You're not supposed to act on it.

You're not telling me how to run my business.

You're not the client. Your passengers are.

You're on one of those magic...

You're right.

You're scaring me. Please, what is it?

You're sitting in his chair. You're obviously not expecting him.

You're taking a risk tonight

You're taking Sally back to school.

You're talking to yourself.

You're the maid?

You're unhappy,

You're very amusing.

You're wrong! And for the first time, they don't.

You've been driving for seven hours in the wrong direction.

You've got the money.

You've really done that?

You've started something that could leave you with nothing.

Your car was fixed. You should have been on your way.

Your girl still at lunch?

Your mother is sick

Your phone's dead

Your secretary is a moron.

Your stomach is grumbling.

Your wife knows. I'm not asking you to imagine it.

Your wife's under the weather but you didn't want to miss it.

5 men and 10 women just handling data.

7:30 Saturday.

7th Infantry. Korea.

28th? That's top brass.

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) He's on 19.

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) Hi

a lot of boring presentations

A pleasure. Shall we?

And who are you? I'm Libby Blum.

Are we supposed to eat? Genie, come over here.

Cliff, please. Let him answer.

Did I do something? No

Did I wake you? No.

Do you have an address? No.

Do you want me to? No.

Do you want something to drink? No.

Duck, how are you? Fit as a fiddle, thank you

Fat lot of good it did me

Good morning, Mr. D****r. Morning.

He bought you a gift. (CHUCKLES)

Hello, Sherry. Hello.

Hello? MARS HA: Peggy?

Hello. Hello, honey.

I don't wanna be a bother. It's no bother.

I know that, Marsha. I am taking care of it.

I've done it before. (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

If you like Air Wick and fruit. Mmm.

Is that what Freud says? (CHUCKLES)

It's the word "calorie." (DOOR CLOSES)

Let's make a date for lunch. Soon.

Look, L“ And don't come back

Maybe I should call Joan. That's not her job there.

Maybe you're getting old. (LAUGHS)

Morning, John, Norm. Morning.

My God, what's wrong? I need to speak with you

Oh! Hey, give her some room

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

On my arm? (DOOR OPENING)

Roger. Oh, Christ!

Sarah. Yes, Mr. Campbell?

See, I think children are a blessing. Yes.

Thanks again for the call. Of course.

The capital radio station (ENGINE THUMPING)

They can keep it

This is Donald from New York. Don.

Well, I guess right now. Wonderful

Well, takes some time to settle in. I know.

Well, you're back early. Well, we had to skip lunch

What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be in here.

What do you want? Not here.

What happened? (SIGHS)

What'd you do? I don't want to talk about it

Who? Barry from Avon.

You make commercials on TV? Lots of them.

You should come by for a drink. (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

You what? He wants to do it all.

You're the quick brown fox. (CHUCKLES)

'Cause the Yanks are coming

'Cause the Yanks are coming

'cause you knew you'd get it back.

"A

"and remind them how I like to wear my hair.

"and there are many decisions I can't prepare you for,

"because you march to the beat of your own drum,

"but now I know that's good.

"but you must immediately tell the hospital and the funeral director

"from the 1968 Republican Winter Gala.

"I hung it in a gold garment bag

"I know your life will be an adventure."

"I love you. Mom."

"I've also enclosed a portrait

"in the family plot in West Laurel.

"in the hall closet beside the mink.

"In three days, will fall off by itself."

"in thy shiny car in the night?"

"on the, um, matter at hand."

"Please bring them the lipstick from my handbag

"Sally, I always worried about you

"She's my boss"?

"that I'm to be interred intact

"The blue chiffon I wore is my very favorite.

"Uncle William has the details from Grandpa Gene's burial.

"We're going to have to amputate."

"Whither goest thou, America,

"Will you show them the picture?

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(BELL TOLLING)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

(CHEERING)

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) So they tell me.

(CHUCKLES) When I get settled in.

(CHUCKLING) You never let me eat.

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLICKING)

(CONTINUES RINGING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR OPENING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR SLAMS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(DRUMROLL)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(ENGINE STARTING)

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(GRUNTS)

(HORN HONKING)

(IN DEEP VOICE) "I'm, um, working very diligently

(IN JAPANESE ACCENT) "Oh, good news. No need to amputate.

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

(JIM LAUGHS)

(KEYS JINGLING)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHTER)

(LOCK CLICKS)

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(ON RADIO) I don't want to say goodbye for the summer

(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)

(ORGAN PLAYING)

(PEGGY SIGHS)

(PEGGY SIGHS)

(PETE BREATHING HEAVILY)

(PHONE RINGING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS) I don't know

(SCRAPING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) I can't believe you.

(SIGHS) I'll just have the shrimp cocktail.

(SIGHS) There's football at the high school Friday night.

(SIGHS) We can't do this.

(SIGNAL SWITCH CLICKS)

(SIGNAL SWITCH CLICKS)

(SIGNAL SWITCH CLICKS)

(SINGING) Get that kid with the booze over here

(SIREN WAILING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOFTLY) Don't forget to take the pie Tammy made you.

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

(SWITCH CLICKS)

(SWITCH CLICKS)

(SWITCHES TV OFF)

(TYPEWRITER DINGS)

(WHISTLING STOPS)

(WHISTLING)

(WINCES)

(WIND WHISTLING)

(WIND WHISTLING)

$40 for Don!