Masters of Sex (2013) - Season 3 Edit

A "love potion," essentially.

A baby can't appreciate ice cream?

A certain lack of commitment to our process.

A few weeks ago, you asked me out to dinner

A friend, Al Neely.

A girl can always do things

A propensity on both your parts to focus on others

A relationship with my granddaughter,

A trick, essentially. I mean, isn't it a trick?

About a year ago. Is that correct?

About how sometimes people seem to just...

About how we might go about... procuring pheromones.

About taking the baby out for ice cream.

About the Johnny Lunch buckets of the world,

About their bedroom problems.

About this substance that they secrete,

Actually, um, I'll join you two today.

After we'd... been together awhile...

Al "The Ape" Neely?

Al, I was more than some... conquest.

Al..

All I wanted was to have you right then and there.

All I'm doing is trying to have

All right, but...

All right, I will.

All right.

All right.

All right. Thank you, Beth.

All those coins shifting under my feet...

All you've got to do

Allowed you to relax, let nature take its course.

Although I'd hardly call it chemistry.

Although...

Always 100% effective.

Always fighting me at every turn.

Always got distracted by girls like you.

And Bill said, "No more."

And combining it with Mr. Logan's commerce,

And did you also know that she has told me to marry Bill?

And even if we wanted emotion,

And handsome variable.

And have five blessed seconds to yourself,

And how did you answer that question, Mr. Neely?

And how, if the whole evening, people were talking to us,

And I am telling you, you are done with playing.

And I am your mother,

And I can still tell you the truth.

And I entered it on a lark,

And I feel strongly that there are core problems

And I have friends at the Ice Capades, too,

And I haven't quite mastered the half pot.

And I know that.

And I strongly urge you to change your position here.

And I turned, and there you were...

And I want it to go well.

And I will give you a quarter for any one I don't get.

And I'll tell you what's not good for him

And I'm sure Bill would agree.

And if you ever want tickets to any game...

And instead, she ended up with me.

And it suggests that it's the woman's fault.

And look at her life it's a mess.

And look at my lips

And made some real progress.

And Mrs. Johnson is with you.

And my dad would buy them for me at the fair.

And not the real version sitting beside me.

And science didn't have a problem interfering with that

And she wore her grandmother's mink stole.

And so subtly, don't you think?

And soon, he won't be.

And suddenly, I was pregnant.

And Tessa is our chance to finally get this right.

And that first night at the derby,

And the hospital loud speaker squawking down the hall,

And the strangest thing about pheromones

And then dives ahead while the line charges forward.

And then I had a miscarriage.

And then we hooked ourselves up to wires

And then what happened?

And this body could inhabit the same universe...

And tomorrow morning, he'll be fine.

And we can use the time to strategize

And we have pinpointed some possible impediments

And what good would that do?

And what we'll be experimenting with, hopefully,

And what's wrong with that?

And will you look at this.

And yet it's either too weak or too bitter.

And yet somehow, I'm the one

And you can give me my football.

And you watch? From behind the glass?

And you won't be in it.

And you wrote, "She was 20 feet tall."

And you're paid up for six months, so...

And, granted, we were surrounded by patients and secretaries

And, uh... just give me the stats,

Another version of the Wash U lab where we first had sex.

Any game, any time.

Any kind of, as you would say, physiological response?

Anything outside of that is not my concern.

Anything?

Anyway, I, um...

Anyway, I'm ready in the exam room.

Anyway, uh, Johnny could run out for the team.

Apparently, Bill had to work,

Apparently, this Dennis has been picking on him for weeks.

Are we?

Are you all right?

Are you hearing the zing of your heartstrings?

Are you playing quarterback now?

Artists paint, and turns a walk in the dark

As far as she was concerned, your marriage was over.

As much as I would like to take you upstairs...

As potential romantic attachments.

As though her tits were on the menu.

As we learned today, we don't really know

At 3:00 in the morning, but God bless that messenger.

At a dinner party,

At first. But then I reread it.

At great distances.

Based on a wide array of circumstances

Based on degree of difficulty.

Be attracted to at all.

Because Bill is... brilliant that way.

Because every time I've brought it up since,

Because he always tells her exactly what she wants to hear.

Because I want to play.

Because if that's so, then may

Because it's too late for us,

Because we were drawn to each other.

Behind the glass.

Besides, I think it's unfair

Betty's already cashed the check.

Between this couple that are beyond our skill set,

Bill let me think that the problem was me, of course.

Bill...

Billy, you're out. Come on.

But a dangerous one.

But apparently not.

But aren't we? I mean, really.

But can we figure out some other kind of punishment

But Dennis did manage to get 7 yards out of it yesterday...

But do you feel anything?

But for me, Isabella was within reach.

But her vagina says, "Yes."

But I got it back to normal.

But I got it back to normal.

But I have a game tomorrow.

But I have no idea how to market the smell of...

But I think Mr. Logan has other interests.

But I will not let you take my daughter and twist her

But I'm just unaware.

But if you stay at home and take a bath

But in the spirit of not pulling punches...

But it's because she worries.

But it's good for him.

But just to dismiss that as only work...

But listen to me, son no more screw ups.

But now let me be honest with you.

But now...

But princes, leading men, directors.

But that's only when both partners are committed

But the work we've done so far is more or less theoretical?

But then again,

But then again, we'll never know.

But then again...

But then I I remembered

But then they told me that I won, and I flipped.

But these allegations of infidelity,

But think of your mother as a cautionary tale.

But we were only half listening

But we've had a very high success rate

But what did that even mean?

But what happened to his leg?

But you can't do it, can you?!

But you don't take care of me!

But you'll get the hang of all this.

But, uh, why don't we proceed with why you're here?

By dumping these patients.

By the time I get out there, it'll be true.

Called pheromones, an aphrodisiac of sorts,

Can I ask you something?

Can I be honest, Libby?

Can I just be honest with you?

Can I just say that I have to pee?

Can I just walk through the lobby?

Candy apples.

Certainly there would be no book at all

Chancery Park Plaza Hotel. 9:00.

Clickity clack, Jane. Clickity clack.

Come on, defense!

Come on, Hornets!

Come on, offense!

Come on, offense. Oh!

Come on.

Come on. Don't be like your mother,

Come on. Go past

Consider it taken care of.

Covering unpleasant smells with lemon and perfume,

Define what is considered a natural courtship.

Definitely screwed up.

Dennis Daughtry.

Dennis, you're a hell of a player.

Dennis? What are you...

Dennis...?

Depriving him of the chance to work through the pain,

Did I never tell you this?

Did you know she was going to do that tonight,

Didn't even know me and said, "I want you."

Do you ever wonder what it might've been like

Do you feel like it? After that?

Do you know anything about gypsy moths?

Do you know how many men would give their right arm to have me?

Do you want some coffee? I just made some.

Does your mother know you're here?

Don Shula won't have the access you'll have.

Don't talk to me about those pageants. I hated those pageants.

Don't you bring Tessa into this.

Don't you know

Downstairs, in the lobby, and

Dr. and Mrs. Holden have returned after a long absence.

Dr. Masters...

During the course of a the****utic relationship.

Edna keeps expecting

Enjoy your stay here... Mrs. Edley.

Essentially, your job is to be invisible..

Every reaction is unique,

Exactly. Better loving through chemistry

Except there's no conclusive evidence

Explain how me not touching my wife sexually

Far cry from silk sheets and room service.

Feel free to get dressed now.

Fine. Then drinks down the street at the tap room.

For each customer, which would be like

For example, inexplicably,

For someone whom they might not, in actual fact,

For two weeks of our expert advice.

For years, I've been making coffee for two,

For you to just be proud of me with no strings attached?

Frigid is pejorative,

Geez. Sorry.

Give or take.

Give your mom and me a moment?

Go ahead.

Go, Hornets!

Go, Hornets.

Go! Yeah!

God, and I'm not talking

Good evening, Dr. Masters.

Good evening.

Good team effort. Good team effort.

Good. Let's get started.

Got to show up at the games 'cause it's expected,

Got two tackles today, mom.

Grandma.

Grotesque, to say the least.

Half the water, half the coffee,

Harry, please...

Has put some real pizzazz into things.

Having my mother arrange it is...

He could easily be injured.

He just ended up on the wrong end of a pile up.

He just needs to walk it off,

He once had me in a fountain in Rome at 3:00 in the morning.

He recognized us?

He showed me three apartments just today

He strained his ankle is all. He's fine.

He will be in there with boys twice his size.

He, uh he married that actress, Isabella Ricci?

He's got an arm like a slingshot.

He's normally a tight end, but our starting quarterback

He's not fine! He is limping!

He's the lowdown, ass sniffing dog.

Her mother was running late.

Her mouth's saying, "No,"

Here, stand up, Johnny. He's all right.

Hey, 14.

Hey, Bill, the kid's got to learn.

Hey, ref, come on!

Hi, you.

Hike!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Honey, Lisa lapped up every last drop of that ice cream

Hotels are out since the book has now made us recognizable.

How a quarterback sneak works.

How dare you give Tessa that preposterous hairdo.

How did I do?

How does 50 yard line,

How hard can it really be?

How long before they go back home?

How suffocated she felt by your life together

How unhappy she was.

How would you like to take me to dinner sometime?

Humming "Chattanooga Choo Choo"...

I agree.

I am asking you, right now,

I can love you, Mary Virginia,

I could have her.

I could help you coach.

I did. They'll be gone by tomorrow.

I didn't behave well.

I didn't have to buy perfume for eight weeks

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

I do.

I do. I have three beautiful children.

I don't believe we've ever worked with Miss Dee.

I don't know.

I don't know. Probably some smart ass answer.

I don't think I'm following.

I don't think this hairstyle suits me, grandma.

I don't want to go in.

I don't want to play. I told you that.

I don't want to talk about it.

I don't.

I doubt many customers

I fail to see how this has anything to do

I felt it. I was there, too.

I get paid double if she appears with me.

I got a half collection from '64 somewhere.

I got asked to open a gorilla exhibit at the zoo.

I guess there's always the car.

I had no idea he was on the team.

I had to work.

I had.

I have made sure of it.

I have never meant anything more.

I have no idea why I asked you out that night, but...

I I I was just coming in to turn off the gas,

I just asked him this morning

I just said, so shut up about it!

I just want it fixed

I knew she didn't have to vanish when the lights went up

I knew that woman up there on that screen,

I know that's a theory.

I know you feel your mother's hard on you,

I know you feel your mother's hard on you,

I know you're smart enough to know that if a doctor

I know.

I lied, and I... deceived my husband.

I like your hair.

I mean it.

I mean, it's as if he's lost all interest in girls.

I mean, they're animals, after all.

I need to pick up some tide on my way home?

I owe you an apology.

I should warn you...

I showed up in shirt sleeves,

I started thinking about... that woman up on the screen...

I still remember the game

I tell her I want steak for dinner.

I think I'm gonna go to bed.

I think I'm having a stroke.

I think it's a terrible idea.

I think she does look pretty.

I think she pictured herself going to galas

I think that by taking our science

I think what we all want is to uncover

I think whatever feelings that Bill had for me,

I think you could use a clip.

I thought Tessa was exaggerating,

I told you. It's a smart ass answer.

I took my time with the moving, but now I'm here.

I underestimated you.

I understand that could seem applicable

I underwent this capping procedure

I want to take nature's guidelines for pointing us

I was just saying to Edna how eerie it is

I was just showing Johnny

I was just thinking...

I was just watching you and thinking...

I was just, uh...

I was just... wondering why you didn't coach today.

I was never very good with tests.

I was sitting in a dark theater with a bunch of other men...

I was so happy.

I was standing by the elevator in Maternity.

I wasn't aware

I will be back to collect your answers shortly.

I will never forget the first time I ever saw you, Virginia.

I would just like to say

I'd help him coach.

I'll I'll give it back to you.

I'll be there to make sure it is.

I'll bring it next game.

I'll make an appointment.

I'm afraid that's not only an oversimplification

I'm committed. We're committed.

I'm developing a product customers want.

I'm due back at work in an hour.

I'm fine.

I'm going to take another reading.

I'm gonna go read.

I'm gonna have a doctor look at him.

I'm good, thanks.

I'm here to take care of you and Tessa and

I'm in charge of snacks today.

I'm just wondering if Bill kept you out so late.

I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

I'm not saying this case isn't a challenge...

I'm not sure two hours a day warrants my own office.

I'm not the one with the problem.

I'm not wired up to monitoring equipment,

I'm practically drooling just thinking about them.

I'm simply saying he is not a football player.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm starting to lose hope.

I'm sure nobody wanted to hear "The British are coming,"

I'm talking about your wife, how she was drowning,

I've had two kids.

I've told all my friends, Bill,

If a doctor threatens you,

If he wanted to come see a Cardinal/Bears game next Sunday.

If I... agreed to come here.

If it hadn't been for you, I don't...

If we can bottle the human equivalent of pheromones,

If we had met differently?

If we were nothing more than domesticated dogs.

If you don't try... nothing happens.

If you were me, would you be concerned...

If you'd just ask your parents to leave.

In "Teen Society" this month that I wanted to show you.

In case you're interested.

Infidelity, for starters.

Into a moonlight stroll.

Into feeling a sexual attraction

Into some version of herself that she will come to loathe.

Is because of you and your wife's current sexual situation.

Is everything all right?

Is get him to leave his wife and marry you.

Is gonna fix things in the sex department.

Is hardly a proper courtship.

Is he any good?

Is she trying to set us up?

Is she working?

Is that I never told you that.

Is that they're not something that you smell.

Is that your technical term?

Is the subliminal scent.

Is there some kind of... snack sign up?

Is you yanking him away from the game,

Isabella Ricci.

Isn't that a little bit like blaming the messenger, hmm?

It already led to one referral.

It exploded? I know.

It is a lab, Bill.

It is not a good idea to alienate this community

It reminds me of when I was little,

It was as if some unseen force compelled you,

It was just gonna be the two of us for the rest of our days.

It was like we were gods, and we could do whatever we pleased.

It was wrong.

It won't do for us to be separated this long, Virginia.

It'll be all right.

It'll be good for him.

It's a contact sport, Libby.

It's a good thing I'm not a scientist.

It's a perfectly normal phenomenon that can occur

It's a small leak, but it's steady.

It's all about the boys, the coaches, and the dads.

It's funny.

It's his attitude I don't care for.

It's how it works.

It's Joy.

It's just a bruise

It's just such a rare treat

It's just the way she works, always overthinking.

It's just what's happening on the surface.

It's like we've been forced back to ground zero.

It's midnight for you, too.

It's nothing important.

It's really nice to see you laugh, Virginia.

It's suspected human pheromones are secreted

It's true.

It's warm.

It's why we're here.

It's work, Lib, like always.

Jesus, he just stands there like a clay pigeon.

Johnny will play, I will coach. And now I'm late for my dinner.

Johnny would love that.

Johnny, what happened?

Joy Edley.

Joy had an apartment. She was one foot out the door.

Just do as your coaches tell you, all right?

Just don't follow in her footsteps, all right?

Just have them call the office.

Just my son, John, for example.

Just out.

Just the scent of him and I would climax.

Just the stats.

Just to think the word "frigidity"

Just...

Knowing that was as close as they'd ever get to her.

Lab.

Landing on the Moon is a challenge.

Leaving us... nowhere.

Lester's sweat strikes out again.

Let's be honest, Bill.

Let's go. You're in.

Let's talk about one particular question on our intake forms.

Let's you and I have some fun.

Libby, he doesn't need a doctor.

Libby, if this is some sort of

Like a gift from heaven, it worked.

Like Coach Edley.

Look, Dennis...

Look, honey, your essay is very impressive,

Look, I've made a fortune

Look, wait. It wasn't just work.

Mail's up to a thousand letters a day.

Maybe maybe you'd see them.

Maybe people need to be inches away from each other,

Maybe she has good reason to fight.

Maybe we would have.

Me? What do I have to do with any of this?

Meaning our time could be better spent doing anything

Meaning we'd have to customize a specific scent

Minus distractions,

Mm hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Me neither.

Mm. You're gonna need that.

Mmh.

Mnh mnh.

Mom, I'm okay.

Mom, Lisa is 3 months old...

More or less.

Moving the French Riviera one grain of sand at a time.

Mr. Edley's my coach, not you.

Mr. Neely...

Mrs. Edley, of course.

Mrs. Johnson and I are...

Mrs. Johnson and I have been talking,

Mrs. Neely, when you asked for our help,

My goodness, Mary Virginia,

My husband will screw anything

My mom's out.

Nature can always be improved upon.

Nature doesn't need a little boost.

Nature was not why we got together, Bill.

Never mind are ready for packaging.

Nipples erect and

No more mollycoddling for anyone.

No more.

No one can protect you.

No, "Nature" magazine

No, honey. Show me.

No, I absolutely do not,

No, I have not wormed my way out of it.

No, that's too technical.

No.

No. No, I I didn't quit.

No. We never wired ourselves.

None of this would be an issue

Not exactly the lubrication we were looking for.

Not exactly.

Not from me.

Not that anybody cares you're here.

Nothing bad is gonna happen to my kids.

Nothing.

Now we can't go out for a burger

Now, look you're going in.

Now, there's not usually much yardage gained like that,

Obviously, being alone in here,

Of course.

Of course. Anything for friends.

Oh, I don't

Oh, I had to drop Jenny off at her friend Karen's.

Oh, lovely.

Oh, my God. Is that

Oh, my. That's really something.

Oh, so now you and Bill both think

Oh, that's... very generous.

Oh, they exist.

Oh, well, I, um...

Oh, yeah. I checked up on your lease,

Oh? What's it about?

Oh.

Oh. I I'm just leaving something out for my mom.

Oh. I make you feel horrible?

Oh. You don't believe in mollycoddling.

Okay, 33, that's it. Get up.

Okay, after the change of possession, you're in.

Okay, go ahead. Any one you like.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay. Dennis, come here.

On all those magazine covers...

On the arm of some politician or doctor or lawyer,

On the origins of the universe.

Or in a car?

Or in the middle of a damn field, if we feel like it...

Or is my "mollycoddling" you the exception?

Or you could say

Or...

Or... things happen that you don't want to happen.

Our first date, your mother and I went to the movies.

Our friend Sandy absolutely raves about you two.

Outside our expertise, but frigidity is our expertise.

Over these past few months,

Paul tells me you're a big football fan.

Paul...

Pawning off this poor baby to some babysitter

Please. She would be lost without you.

Plus, it's a nice break for you and Bill.

Point taken, Doc.

Previously on Masters Of Sex...

Published a piece on gypsy moths recently,

Rather than going down with this sinking ship.

Ready, break!

Ready, break!

Removes the pressure and expectations

Rest assured, what you felt can easily be explained by science.

Right.

Right. So...

Sandra Dee.

Secreted by the female moths to attract the males

See these spikes?

Seems obvious, you know?

Set! Hike!

She came up with polio,

She did mention something.

She doesn't worry about me.

She looks like a stovetop scrubber.

She looks like Miss America.

She thinks I hate her pork chops.

She... She collapsed.

She's always imagined herself being someplace better,

She's poisoned you against me.

She's written a whole book,

Shelley Winters in "Patch Of Blue"...

Shh! Lower your voice.

Should just take their medicine straight, is that it?

Showed up 10 minutes late for practice yesterday, so...

Since I assumed no one was moving in.

Sitting on opposite ends of the table...

Skin flush, blotches apparent on the neck and back,

Smells like my old boyfriend's hamper.

So I I got my doctor to secretly inseminate me

So I really hope you stick with this.

So I took Johnny home myself.

So I was coaching alone today.

So I'm not frigid after all?

So no one was paying attention when Johnny got hurt?

So perhaps I am feeling something

So that we can go back to the way we were in the beginning.

So what you might do in a short yardage situation,

So why don't we have a cup of coffee,

So you think everyone

So, how can I be of assistance?

So, now we've dug ourselves out of that hole...

So, she said she'd go to the ape house

So, smells elicit emotions rather than arousal,

So, what do you say?

So, you and the hubby are split, then?

So, your marital problems started

Sober

Someplace else other than wherever she actually is.

Sometimes associated with sex.

Sorry.

Start with number 12, please.

Starting a relationship in a lab

Still nothing.

Still?

Sure talked to him long enough.

Team, break!

Tessa... it's almost midnight.

Tessie...

Thank God for Libby Masters.

Thank you, Holly.

Thank you.

Thank you. That's very generous.

That a person's body can respond sexually

That all I've ever wanted was... your approval?

That all I've ever wanted was... your approval?

That Bill invented himself,

That doesn't compare them to Satan or damn them both to hell.

That doesn't embarrass the whole team by losing?

That doesn't mean

That doesn't mean

That he was gonna be a father after all.

That human pheromones even exist,

That I am "smothering" my son.

That I am "smothering" my son.

That I was attracted by Al's smile and body and...

That I was attracted by Al's smile and body and...

That is how my firstborn came to be.

That is so cool.

That is the general vicinity.

That keeps drawing these women in.

That may be preventing you from achieving orgasm.

That romantic circumstances alone

That she looks pretty prettier?

That they find Lester's smell repugnant.

That walks, winks, or sits to pee.

That was a very small sampling.

That we are very honored to have you at our hotel.

That we have a famous author in our family now.

That would stand up to any scientific standard.

That you weren't keen on Johnny joining the team.

That, uh... "Variable" is what's commonly known as transference.

That's a schoolgirl fantasy.

That's clipping! Wake up!

That's fine.

That's it. There is no more football.

That's not a courtship.

That's not true.

That's the way! Yes! That's it, Dennis!

That's what I thought, too.

That's what's giving off

That's why I'm here, honey.

That's your constant refrain, so that's what I'm gonna do.

The beginnings of vaginal lubrication.

The boy playing quarterback yesterday

The community that pays $3,000

The essential link between scent and human sexual response.

The first time I met Isabella...

The hair spray's making me nauseous.

The holy grail of attraction

The hours you keep

The intoxicating conversation? We had that.

The last time I saw you, I, uh...

The length of a crowded barroom?

The Marshfield fair.

The moment you walked into my office.

The new kid's yours?

The one that did Perry Como...

The one that gets you 50 yard line tickets?

The only reason I care you're here

The perfect hairstyle for you.

The planetarium has a wonderful film

The problem is Al.

The problem is, she's insane.

The problem you presented was sexual,

The quarterback takes the snap

The smell behind the stink.

The way he came up to me at the Brown derby

The wife brought home your book and just having it in the house

Their natural habitat is not the French Riviera.

Then have dinner with me tonight.

Then I guess I'll just wait for you to yell, "Action."

Then let's do a little experiment

Then there was Natalie Wood when we were shooting "Penelope,"