♬ Futurama - Season 1 Soundboard

A delivery?

A fancy dress gala?

A faulty stench coil, some cheese on the lens, who knows?

A few shreds of moldy, old robot pornography.

A Fishful of Dollars

A going over with the cleaning pick?

A grim day for robotkind.

A hundred years ago...

A lady that fine you got to romance first.

A little fire'll show them who's boss.

A missile would go right through it.

A mysterious world in the darkest depths...

A newly arrived refugee from earth...

A non metallic being has been sighted...

A package just came in.

A potent combination.

A real live spaceship.

A robot's apartment before.

A saucy puppet show.

A second ball of garbage.

A sexy mistake.

A split second is all it takes.

A standard legal release...

A stench so foul, it's right off the funk ometer.

A week would be a little much.

A well calculated move.

A world where humans are killed on sight.

A, a puppy...

Aah! Ooh! Ee! Ooh! Oh! Aah! Ee!

Aah.

About becoming a prime minister.

About my colleague, Dr. Mobutu.

About that unidentified ship?

About the time your people arrived, wasn't it, Zoidberg?

Across the galaxy and enjoyed a steam...

Act now and you'll get this Bender action figurine.

Actually, that's still true.

Actually..

Address all complaints to the Monsanto Corporation

Administer the test.

Admiral Crunch?

Admit it

After all, you're only human.

After it became apparent that he was a jackass.

After that...

After the way I treated her?

Again.

Ah, Bender must be done with the delivery.

Ah, dang it.

Ah, good old Bender.

Ah, Hermes.

Ah, it's good to hear his voice

Ah, it's X ray eye.

Ah, just as I thought.

Ah, never mind.

Ah, no need to worry. I don't have an addictive personality.

Ah, now for a dash of salt.

Ah, screw the whole thing.

Ah, there you are, Your Majesty.

Ah, to be young again...

Ahh! I can't take it anymore! They've been at it for hours!

Alas, I don't know.

All hail the new emperor!

All I'm looking for...

All in all, this is one day...

All Leela ever wanted to do was help me...

All My Circuits is brought to you by...

All right, all right, I'll call him.

All right, all right.

All right, Beelzebot.

All right, buddy, step away from the head.

All right, done.

All right, let's get to work!

All right, let's get to work.

All right, people...

All right, places, everyone.

All right, show's over. I'm tired.

All right, we don't have much time...

All right!

All right! Yes!

All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.

All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter...

All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe.

Almost ready.

Also access to a lab...

Also, I guess I'll kill one of you..

Also, one month, my toilet broke...

Although in reality, it's not liquid, but gamma radiation.

Although we are technically in New Jersey.

America's favorite suicide booth since 2008.

Among other things

Amy, get the bottle.

Amy, why don't you give his body...

Amy, why don't you help Fry hoist down the crate?

Amy?

An A minus minus!

An agonizing and ironic punishment. Gentlemen?

An eyelash and three skin flakes.

An interstellar spaceship...

Anchovies!

Ancient Egyptian algebra.

And a big research grant.

And a corrupt government of incompetent robot elders.

And a couple of blank tapes?

And a dead man's tracks in the dust.

And a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

And above all, you don't like humans.

And access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

And all will be well.

And also a robot.

And also he got a race car.

And apologize for being such a jerk

And are given away to an inner city middle school.

And as a further cost cutting measure...

And at 2 percent interest over a period of 1 000 years ...

And be rewarded instead of punished?

And before he could even wipe his mouth...

And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love...

And by "inconsiderate," I mean...

And by "people," I mean you.

And consistency of the garbage ball...

And doesn't want to see the "Sexiteria."

And don't you forget it.

And dream about being an astronaut.

And drive around on the surface...

And drop the bottle on the ground.

And eat them at their human brunches

And even though you're all young and naive...

And find something great.

And five graduate students...

And for each one, we've prepared...

And for once in your life, be careful.

And great lift.

And guess who's next?

And he needs help.

And he wants you to wear this

And he's a little sensitive.

And here it is...

And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.

And his tiny inferior brain.

And hit the real party?

And I don't even know what galaxy they were from

And I don't know what I might do.

And I just went straight in the garbage can.

And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

And I still can't cry.

And I think I know a way to do it.

And I want all of you to be alive.

And I was beginning to suspect...

And I was too proud and stupid to accept it.

And I won't rest until I get my hands on them.

And I wouldn't even be here in the year 3000.

And I, for one, am getting tired of cleaning those owl traps.

And I'd like it to be a pleasant one.

And I'm not going to let us get in any trouble.

And I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight...

And if my calculations are correct...

And if necessary solve complex differential equations like robots.

And if you enjoyed that diatribe..

And if you need more proof that this is really 1 000 years ago ...

And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of...

And is made of a hairy, oily goo wrapped in a T shirt.

And it was great.

And it was running out of places...

And it's attracting owls.

And it's my job to make you do your job...

And Johnson played back in the days...

And let's have a look at that brain.

And lower you with the winch.

And mix them all together...

And Neil Armstrong's footprint.

And never will is...

And nobody likes spending a week with me.

And now for the presentation of the award.

And now Saturn.

And now they're gone.

And now, Fry, before you go into space...

And now, get ready to laugh till your sides leak...

And on that day...

And one giant line for admission.

And one with my all time favorite, anchovies.

And only 150 of them have anything good on.

And over here is where you'll be living...

And over there is my intergalactic spaceship...

And poke one out.

And preheating your oven to 3,500 degrees...

And promise you won't get behind the wheel...

And remember, Mom's oil is made with 10% more love...

And say we delivered it.

And second of all...

And see if he'll help us rescue those animals.

And she's so adorable.

And so, on behalf of the entire city...

And so, under cover of darkness...

And some of the animals survived.

And sound crummy?

And spot weld automobiles...

And such generous portions.

And suck your transmission fluid...

And that it would be in New Jersey?

And that one incredible rock that looked like a crater...

And that sandwich you're eating...

And that secret is...

And that's how you play the game.

And that's why you'll never make captain, Kif.

And the best one wins the academy prize.

And the cotton gin.

And the Crushinator.

And the grasshopper died...

And the infield blern rule is in effect. Right?

And the line's short...

And the octopus ate all his acorns...

And the only reason anybody ever comes here...

And the seventh inning grope.

And them space suits ain't' a heated...

And then give the whole thing a good blast...

And then he sold me my mom's VCR.

And then later, I found out he was taking drugs.

And then we'll go home.

And then we'll go ride the bumper cars.

And then you become a human?

And there's Hookerbot 5000.

And this appears to be a a...

And this deposit of America Online floppy disks.

And this readout tells you...

And this time I won't be able to save you.

And this time, I'm not going to be a total loser.

And those other brave guys no one ever heard of.

And throw your garbage on the floor.

And Vergon 6 is about to implode.

And watched TV.

And we only take up 1.5 cubic meters.

And what a surprise.

And what will you be presenting this evening, Grandpa?

And which one rocked your world?

And why?

And you know it.

And you made me feel like a jerk for trusting you.

And you'll never amount to anything.

And you're not taking them off while I'm here.

And your idiotic human ideals...

And, Fry, we owe you a tremendous debt as well.

And, of course, the technology...

And, well... will you marry me?

And... and... these fellas.

Animals in desperate need of rescue.

Animals?

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Another job well done.

Anybody home?

Anyone interested?

Anyone want butter on that?

Anyone?

Anything in the trap?

Anything like the Moon you used to dream about?

Anyway, I'm sure it'll work out.

Anyway, it's going to take some careful piloting to avoid it.

Apology accepted.

April 13, point two.

April 13.

Are being transmitted on the same frequency.

Are guilty of the crime of being humans.

Are laughable.

Are pretty snappy, eh, First Officer?

Are so scared of a little robot competition...

Are there really giant birds like that?

Are we going to fly through space...

Are you all right?

Are you crazy?! That's little Bender you're talking about.

Are you jacking on in there?

Are you three, by any chance...

Aren't you getting this?

Around the olive pit and into this cigar burn...

Around Vergon 6.

As "Brannigan's Law."

As a metaphor for beating his wife.

As depressing.

As emperor, I refuse to be dripped out through somebody's armpit.

As I show you how to fricassee a mouthwatering Neptunian slug.

As long as I don't have to parallel park.

As long as it's less than five.

As long as it's not about my eye.

As long as we're here why don't we take in some exotic dancing?

As long as you don't make me smell Uranus.

As luck would have it, I saved the chips...

As new employees I'd like your opinion on our commercial.

As soon as we finish cleaning Bender.

As that death clock you presented last year.

As this shocking graph indicates...

As well as a solid gold fiddle.

As well as some of the more cunning monkeys...

As you know, one of the cornerstones of my empire ...

As your captain, I order you back to the ship.

At least from a technical standpoint.

At least hot dogs haven't changed.

At least I still have my self respect.

At least it's got a great view.

At least three of them Chinese.

At the setting of the three suns...

Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies ...

Attempting to break the security cordon...

Attention, job deserters!

Au revoir, suckers.

Aw, all right, I'll go, but so help me...

Aw, boo hoo.

Aw, come on. Bender loves mobs.

Aw, crap.

Aw, crap... singing

Aw, forget it.

Aw, hell... I mean heck.

Aw, here you go, kid.

Aw, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.

Aw, Leela's going to kill me.

Aw, she'll never help me.

Aw, thanks.

Aw, that was uncalled for.

Aw, this isn't right.

Aw!

Aw.

Aw... what's the point?!

Aye, aye, Captain.

B, a pretty flower from your sweetie...

Bachelor Chow... Now with flavor.

Back in the 20th century...

Baconated g****fruit?

Bad fish!

Bam!

Bam.

Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Moon!

Baseball? God forbid.

Be you robot or human?

Beat this.

Beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot.

Beautiful and deadly

Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters!

Because I've always wanted to

Because it's a little "meteor

Because it's educational.

Because my latest invention is unbeatable.

Because she has the same blood type as me.

Because those robots would kill Fry and me.

Because tonight's a special night...

Been wasting a whole heap of juice.

Before steroid injections were mandatory

Before the craving sets in.

Before they kill you.

Before we left.

Before we say robot grace.

Behind garbage can 738.

Behold!

Behold...

Belching smoke and flame, and he's going to download you...

Bender and me are guys.

Bender, are you all right?

Bender, do something!

Bender, drink that beer...

Bender, Fry, and Leela.

Bender, good news

Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking.

Bender, I told you to fill the tank...

Bender, is this salt water?

Bender, mon, it has come to my attention...

Bender, pick it up and put it in the engine.

Bender, stop.

Bender, wake up!

Bender, we didn't mind...

Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom?

Bender, why don't I just live in here?

BENDER: Tasty.

Bender! Hey, Bender! Over here!

Bender! Leela! Don't leave me!

Bender?

Bender? No way.

Bender.

Bender's not a guy; he's a robot.

Bender's stupid religion is driving me nuts.

Besides causing eye cancer, they had a lousy, low definition picture.

Besides, the car's on a track.

Better mascots than you have tried.

Between this mass of coffee grounds...

Beyond 0.5 percent of a doubt...

Big Z.

Bingo.

Birds don't crawl.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Blame rests with known human professor Hubert Farnsworth...

Blast off!

Bler r r rn!

Blern!

Bolt is a hyper sled racer...

Boo!

Boring? Baseball wasn't...

Boring.

Brannigan's Law.

Bring back the blood.

Bring it on, baby!

Brother Bender...

Built by humans to make their lives easier.

Burning garbage.

But a programmable bat on wheels.

But a thousand years ago, I used to look up at the Moon...

But actually I'm glad.

But after living on earth...

But astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620

But everyone on this floor is having trouble with their TV reception.

But first you'll have to get rid of that thing.

But first, since I love you all so much...

But for you, my darling, I'm willing to convert.

But garbage isn't something...

But here's a disturbing reminder:

But how do they feel about humanoid aliens?

But how do we get Fry's money out of the bank?

But how many robot managers are there?

But how?

But I am already in my pajamas.

But I did find a cute little companion...

But I do.

But I don't belong here.

But I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals...

But I have to install your career chip.

But I intend to do as little dying as possible.

But I still think he was gay.

But I understand how you feel.

But I'm genuinely not a human.

But I'm perfectly happy with my life...

But I've got a good feeling about tomorrow.

But I've never been to the Moon before

But if you like dank... forget about it.

But isn't that counter indicated...

But it's a useless antenna.

But it's just so artificial.

But Mom said

But no country would accept it...

But not in dreams. No, sirree.

But not these two.

But now he's gone, and your fate is sealed.

But now I realize that outside that child...

But oh, no. The park was too phony.

But our fungineers think...

But people already interfered.

But right now, we have business to attend to.

But seriously, you've got to tell Bender you're moving out.

But suppose we sent a crew to plant an explosive...

But that doesn't make it any less meaningful.

But that don't impress the robot devil, no, sir.

But that is a good idea.

But that's just a start.

But the ball is just too damn gooey.

But the judge already sentenced us at the trial.

But the one thing their captain doesn't realize...

But the phony stuff is what's fun.

But the rest is mighty wicked.

But the smelloscope is brilliant, I tell you!

But their concerns were dismissed...

But then later on, you realize he actually has a really good body.

But then the winter came...

But then you get to the end...

But then, after one fateful pop quiz...

But there's got to be a better way to deal with this.

But there's just not enough room.

But they landed an amusement park on the Moon.

But they're useful to us as a scapegoat...

But this electricity abuse crossed the line.

But those girls don't wear cases.

But through it all, you're completely alone.

But us guys from under the red sun, we're like...

But wait, there's more!

But we can always build more killbots.

But we don't have the proper career chips.

But we have a doddering old relative to mooch off of.

But we think it's about time he got his own place.

But we're all job deserters now.

But we're your friends, and we live here in the year 3000.

But what if we want to smell distant objects?

But where can we find a substance...

But won't that crush my bones?

But you are lazy, right?

But you can try on the demo pair.

But you had to go and wreck it by surviving.

But you used up all your days off...

But you'll never find a crew willing to take on a mission...

But you're right.

But you've earned my contempt once again.

But, Bender, we're your friends.

But... then we wouldn't be roommates.

By a giant ball of garbage.

By a murderous crew of radical robot separatists.

By assassinating the previous one.

By God, I am your nephew.

By God, I think the boy's got something.

By God, you're right!

By my operations manual?

By the way, I saved your stuff.

By the way, my name's Bender.

By which I mean your shredded remains.

Bye, Bender. I'll miss you.

Caffeinated bacon?

Calculon! You're alive!

Calculon? I thought you were in a coma.

Call technical support.

Can anyone drive stick?

Can do!

Can do.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I come, Leela?

Can I do the countdown?

Can I get anybody a beer?

Can I get this wrapped up?

Can I give you a hand?

Can I go into space now?

Can I please just go back to prison?

Can I try these on?

Can I wear your suit?

Can seem utterly insignificant.

Can they really breathe fire...

Can we borrow some?

Can we have some money?

Can't imagine why I would.

Can't we get away in the ship?

Can't we just...

Can't you ask a little more sexfully?

Can't you just accept that?

Can't you read the "Do not disturb" sign?

Can't...

Captain Brannigan, we really need...

Captain of the Planet Express delivery ship.

Captain to captain.

Care to sample our fragrance from Calvin Clone?

Cast iron cookware.

Caught salmonella from the flume ride.

Certainly.

Chaar!

Cham pag en?

Cheap, effective robot oil.

Check bounced. We're taking it all back.

Check out the glowing freaks.

Cheer up, meat bag.

Cheese and a

Choose!

Clean the gunk out of the mouse.

Clem Johnson?!

Collect call from...

Come along, Cinnamon.

Come and get it.

Come back, Bender! It's working!

Come here, Crushinator.

Come here, Fry.

Come on in. I'll give you the tour.

Come on, Bender

Come on, Bender.

Come on, Bender. It's up to you...

Come on, everyone line up for a hug.

Come on, everyone.

Come on, Fry, walk like a robot.

Come on, guys.

Come on, it'll be fun.

Come on, it's just like making love.

Come on, Leela's not the type to hold a grudge.

Come on, man!

Come on, sin your heart out.

Come on, universe!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Come on! Kill me already.

Come on. Everybody help out Fry.

Come out with your hands up!

Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.

Come to present your latest napkin, Professor?

Come to think of it, I rest may case

Come! Your destiny awaits!

Congratulations, Your Highness.

Cool!

Cool.

Cool. An alien.

Cool. Can I borrow the new ones?

Cool. Just like in Star Trek.

Cool. What's my job going to be?

Cool. You know, I've never even seen...

Correct.

COSMETOLOGIST: What a lovely face!

Could drop out of the sky, kill the emperor...

Could they still reattach it?

Could you guys please stop talking about my personal life?

Could you hold my purse for a minute?

Could you please get those keys out for me?

Could you shut the door, Edner dear? I think I feel a draft coming on.

Could you touch up this seam?

Count me in. I'm going to drink till I reboot.

Cram it, lobster.

Crew, meet Hermes Conrad.

CROWD: Boo!

Crud! We're 50 cents short.

Cut it out, Bender.

Cutting Leela's head off won't solve anything.

Daisy Mae 128 K...

Damn right!

Damn.

Damn. I knew you wouldn't have asked...

Dang.

Dark side of the Moon.

Dear Captain's Diary...

Dear Lord, Bender, you're filthy

Did he at least die painlessly?

Did he use his tongue?

Did it put you young whippersnappers in your place?

Did you build the smelloscope?

Did you do that, you cute little...

Did you ever stop to think...

Did you hear that, Rusty?

Didn't die, and Leela got lucky.

Directly into the Sun.

Distinguished members of the academy...

Do I hear $1 0,000?

Do it now.

Do it. Do it. Do it.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Do refrigerators still come in cardboard boxes?

Do solemnly swear to rule with honor and...

Do something.

Do we have enough money to pay Bender's fine?

Do you accept the principles of Robotology...

Do you have any idea what the average length of their reigns was?

Do you know how long it's going to take me...

Do you know how to play the fiddle?

Do you mean him or me?

Do you mind?

Do you take cash?

Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again?

Do you think you could survive a 700 foot fall?

Does anyone else think it's odd...

Does it hurt when I go like this?

Does it really work?

Does not compute. Does not compute.

Does that mean we can eat now?

Don't be a drag, man.

Don't drop that there.

Don't finish that cruller.

Don't forget to pick up a T shirt.

Don't girl me with that girl stuff.

Don't hold out on me like this!

Don't look. Don't look!

Don't touch anything or talk to anyone.

Don't try and stop me!

Don't we all look nice today?

Don't worry, guys

Don't worry, Professor.

Don't worry. This won't take long.

Don't you ever think ahead?

Don't you think I feel bad enough already?

Done.

Doodle of myself as a cowboy.

Down boy! Bad president.

Dr. Mobutu collected this crap...

Dr. Wernstrom, can you save my city?

Dr. Zoidberg, this is Fry, the new delivery boy.

Dream on, skin tube.

Due to the shortsightedness of Old New York...

Duh... that's for sure.

Each pound of which..

Easy, baby, you don't want to get hooked on this stuff.

Eat my shorts.

Eh, "last year," you say?

Eh?

Eksi!

Elders, execute function control shift kill.

Eleven?

Engage rotor.

Enough to put dear old Mom out of business.

Enough. You all failed miserably.

Equally good it was an emperor.

Erotic! Erotic! Erotic!

Erotic.

Especially me.

Eureka!

Evans, where is that package from Earth?

Even for a second.

Even if it is deliciously fortified.

Even if it takes another hundred years.

Even now, humans are lurking in our playgrounds...

Every emperor ascended to power...

Every member presents an invention...

Everyone I ever knew or cared about is gone.

Everyone needs to return to the office immediately.

Everyone you knew or loved in the 20th century is dead.

Ew!

Ew! That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted.

Ew.

Eww!

Exactly how long you have left to live.

Exactly, he was a machine designed to hit blerns.

Exactly.

Exactly. It's none of our concern.

Excellent, excellent.

Except ...

Except for the word "blern," that was complete gibberish.

Excuse me, I've missed a few lectures. What subject is this?

Excuse me, Your Majesty...

Exquisite choices, sir.

Face it, Farnsworth, you're over the hill.

Face it, Fry. Baseball was as boring as Mom and apple pie.

Fahrenheit or Celsius?

FARNSWORTH: It's very simple.

Feeding time.

Fetch

Fighting monsters and teaching alien women to love?

Finally, get ready for some serious moon action.

Finally, in 2052, the city used its mob connections...

Finally. Come on, Bender. Let's mosey.

Fine, I'll go build my own lunar lander...

Fine. Come on, Fry.

Fine. Just give me something crawling with parasites.

Fine. That or the bone one.

Fine. We'll save the animals without your help.

Fire. Fire!

First one, than the other.

First, I'll need tenure.

Five minutes.

Five, four, three, two...

Five!

Followed by a light dinner.

For a dimension we're not going to use.

For a split second...

For all eternity.

For an enjoyable evening of fasting and repentance.

For another taste of sweet, sweet candy.

For great Neptunian food.

For once in my life, I have inner peace.

For the annihilation of the human species...

For the first time in 1,000 years...

For the rest of your lives.

Fresh and cheap, ready for transplant.

Friends, friends, surely you're not going to eat...

Friends? That activates my hilarity unit.

From animals and animal robots.

From my previous crew.

From now on, I'll just be me.

From now on, I'll take all the help...

From now on, I'm going to bend what I want...

From the cold, steel grip of the robot devil...

From your genetically enhanced eggplant...

From your spice weasel. Bam!

From.

Fry has got to go.

Fry must die so that Bont may live.

Fry will be enthroned tomorrow...

Fry, don't help him mutilate himself.

Fry, I have to talk to you.

Fry, look around.

Fry, look.

Fry, mon, if you're going to be living in the office...

Fry, night lasts two weeks on the moon.

Fry, no.

Fry, please!

Fry, sometimes in close quarters...

Fry, this stuff was garbage when it was new.

Fry, we have a crate to deliver.

Fry, we've got to discuss your living arrangements.

Fry, what the hell were you people thinking back then?

Fry, you have to be more careful.

Fry, you're Bender's best friend.

Fry, you're my friend.

FRY: Pizza dinner on me! GROUP: All right!

FRY: That's my old bank!

Fry?

Fry's in trouble...

Fry's the one who should be...

Funny, isn't it?

Garbage ball, huh?

Garbage.

Gee, I can't remember anymore.

Gee, you think so, Captain?

Geez, will you lay off?

Get away, you filthy bird.

Get his PIN number, you idiots!

Get it off. Get it off!

Get it... Uh oh.

Get out

Get out of here before you get caught

Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted.

Get ready to run.

Get that robot some more beer.

Get the humanoid.

Get the intruder.

Get those bums.

Giant garbage ball...

Give him a break, Fry.

Give it a rest, you two!

Give me all the juice you got!

Go ahead, just chuck it any old place like I used to.

Go ahead, try it.

Go ahead. I won't stop you.

Go for it, Bender

Go gather your nuts, you nagging grasshopper.

Go home before you embarrass yourself, old man.

Go nuts.

Go see a saucy puppet show.

Go, boy. Follow that stench.

God help us!

Going to get enough light?

Goldurn it, Crushinator, jump!

Good morning, Bender.

Good morning, class.

Good morning, lover.

Good news, everyone.

Good point.

Good work, Evans.

Good.

Good. Invite her to my quarters.

Good. That's the last species.

Goodbye!

Got to have it! Right here!

Got you, you murderous flesh piles.

Grab a jack.

Great choice.

Great great great great great nephew.

Great news, everyone.

Great work, Bender.

Great. He's whacked out on electricity again.

Great. We're one tenth of the way there.

Guh! It's the happiest place orbiting Earth.

Guh. Because nobody wears them anymore.

Guys don't have feelings.

Ha!

Had to come back for the Crushinator, eh, robot?

Hail! Hail! Hail!

Half these emperors were drunk at their own coronation.

Halt!

Hand carved from meteorites by the robot founders...

Hang on. All My Circuits is about to start.

Hang on. Amy Wong, of the Mars Wongs?

Hang on. Jump

Hanging up there in the sky where you could never reach it..

Happy housewarming, Fry.

Happy New Year!

Happy. Yeah, that's Bender.

Hard and fast.

Hardly.

Has my fame preceded me, or was I too quick for it?

Has your race taken over the earth?

Have a nice future.

Have her come tomorrow.

Have it sent to my P.O. Box.

Have to go perform some mindless repetitive tasks.

Have you seen this robot?

Haven't you ever heard of a little thing called showmanship?

He cares about you, and you turned your back on him.

He doesn't care about the apartment.

He froze up again.

He laughs, he learns, he loves.

He manages my delivery business.

He met his end when he was drunk by Emperor Strug.

He needs a physical.

He put in carpeting yesterday and now my head hits the ceiling.

He should have used Planet Express.

He was just using space travel...

He was my most promising student at Mars University...

He wasn't taking drugs...

He wears sandals.

He won't trouble you anymore.

He'll do it. He's crazy.

He'll never find me in here.

He's a nice guy...

He's an unstoppable killing machine.

He's going to plug his infernal modem in the wall...

He's good all right, but he's no Clem Johnson.

He's just a poor kid from the stupid ages.

He's not causing any trouble.

He's pending for a bending.

He's still alive!

He's teriyaki style.

He's the most decorated captain...

He's throwing us in prison.

He's your great great great great great great

Hello, Fry. Remember me from Baywatch: The Movie?

Hello, I'm Leela...

Hello, shoppers. It's me, Mom.

Hello, Zapp?

Hello! Pizza delivery!

Hello?

Hello. I'm Dick Clark's head.

Help me, Leela!

Help! What's happening?

Here comes Leela!

Here goes!

Here it comes.

Here we are... your new home.

Here you go.

Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.

Here, let me do it.

Here, let me locate it for you.

Here... use the ceremonial killamajig.

Here's our brochure.

Here's the package to deliver.

Here's to another lousy millennium.

Here's your package, Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob.

HERMES: To Fry! AMY: Cheers!

Hey, a phone booth.

Hey, All My Circuits.

Hey, are you even listening to me?

Hey, Bender, look at that woman's purse.

Hey, Bender, why don't we ditch these organ sacks...

Hey, Bender.

Hey, Bender...

Hey, buddies, who wants popcorn?

Hey, buddy...

Hey, come on!

Hey, cool.

Hey, did that lad just say rings are cool?

Hey, do I preach to you...

Hey, do the thing.

Hey, do you realize you're standing at a weird angle?

Hey, fellas...

Hey, Fender.

Hey, Fry!

Hey, get a load of this pathetic 20th century TV!

Hey, great idea.

Hey, have you seen Fry?

Hey, hey, give me a break.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hold on a second.

Hey, hold on. I understand these robots hate humans...

Hey, I got you guys refrigerator magnets.

Hey, I plan on having a few brewskis myself.

Hey, I'm Elzar

Hey, I'm pretty good

Hey, I'm starting to get the hang of this game.

Hey, I'm trying to score here.

Hey, it worked.

Hey, look what I won from a tourist's pocket.

Hey, look, the suns are setting.

Hey, look.

Hey, look. Anchovies.

Hey, mon.

Hey, my foot's bigger.

Hey, save some for me!

Hey, sexy mama...

Hey, thanks.

Hey, the TV's back on!

Hey, there's my little space heater.

Hey, uh, Bender, what are we doing...

Hey, uh, why is the TV getting smaller?

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, watch it!

Hey, what happened to the TV?

Hey, what kind of party is this?

Hey, what the...

Hey, what you watching?

Hey, what's that?

Hey, whatever you say.

Hey, when you look this good...

Hey, why don't you just sweat him out?

Hey, yeah

Hey, you don't get to laugh.

Hey, you guys are good.

Hey, you have no right...

Hey, you're the unfrozen guy from the 20th century, right?

Hey!

Hey! They're getting away!

Hey! What is this?

Hey! You buying Lightspeeds? Pretty ritzy.

Hey...

Hey... what I don't do is none of your business.

Hey... yeah, that sounds good.

Hi, Bender. Great new sweater.

Hi! I'm Craterface

Him.

His species must have filled the entire planet with it.

Hmm, he doesn't seem to be on the checklist.

Hmm, he seems pretty angry.

Hmm, I can see where that would be an advantage.

Hmm, I'm not sure we want to pay...

Hmm, must be a friend of theirs.

Hmm, so they finally jazzed it up

Hmm, sporty.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. Perhaps the computer can calculate its trajectory.

Hmm. You call that an antenna?

Hmm. You think this fruit tree's...

Hmm...

Hmm... mm..

Hold on to your helmet.

Hold still, damn it!

Holy crap! That bastard's itchy!

Holy hell! You're going to eat them?

Holy... Gee!

Home run!

Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste...

Hooray for the humans!

Horrible stench!

How about we go look for the original Moon landing site?

How about...

How could you just throw your garbage away?

How could you let that mob kick him out?

How long do I have to live?

How many eyes a man has.

How much?

How the hell do you do that?

How we doing, Amy?

How's dinner coming?

However, I did make it with a hot alien babe.

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Oh, sure

Humans are no threat to us.

Humans will never come to our defenseless little town

Hurry up, Fry.

Hurry up.

Hurry, before we freeze.

Hurry, Bender.

I always forget about the bones.

I always thought by this point in my life...

I am already kind of settled in here.

I am Fry, from the planet Earth.

I am fully operational, Captain.

I am Murg, the high priest.

I am unstoppable!

I believe that qualifies as ill.

I bet you Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.

I better check it out.

I can barely move.

I can call my nephew.

I can dig in any random pile...

I can finally switch to hard liquor.

I can quit anytime I want.

I can see the nice young man really wants those little fish.

I can sort of dance like a robot. Will that help?

I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful.

I can..

I can't believe it.

I can't believe somebody hired...

I can't believe we flew halfway...

I can't cut it off.

I can't do it.

I can't go on any further.

I can't just stand by and be silent about Bender anymore.

I can't kill them.

I can't let you open the package.

I can't say I don't envy you.

I can't see nothin'.

I can't. I have to go to the bathroom.

I control the robot oil business! I won't let you ruin me!

I could bend a girder to any angle.

I could if you dropped the stupid gold violin.

I could if you hadn't shut off the stereo.

I could swear I followed...

I could vomit or urinate. Would you feel better about that?

I daresay, Fry may have discovered...

I definitely would have noticed something.

I demand a pillow.

I designed it myself.

I did open the account over 1 000 years ago. What about my ATM card?

I didn't mean to. He just looked so cool and refreshing.

I didn't order any

I didn't realize you were such a coin a sewer.

I didn't say anything about animals.

I didn't think he'd miss this apartment that much.

I died doing what I loved

I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes.

I do.

I don't believe it.

I don't care how educational it is.

I don't care how hilarious your apron is.

I don't deserve this.

I don't do that anymore.

I don't even have room to hang my clothes.

I don't even want to...

I don't get it.

I don't get this.

I don't have an Uncle Fry.

I don't have good depth perception.

I don't know how you did that.

I don't know why I never noticed before.

I don't know why I should.

I don't know you people.

I don't know, Amy. I just don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. It's not an easy decision.

I don't know. I've had cow.

I don't know. Maybe.

I don't know. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on.

I don't like things that are scary and painful.

I don't mean to pry into what you're doing in here...

I don't need them.

I don't need to drink.

I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law.

I don't see you with a fungineering degree.

I don't think I can do that to him.

I don't understand this world, but... you obviously do...

I don't understand.

I don't want to be rescued.

I don't want to spoil the party...

I don't...

I doubt I've seen more than three or four captains...

I fail to see any problem, sir.

I feel like I'm home.

I feel terrible.

I feel weird.

I felt terrible when I heard about your money troubles.

I find it very...

I find the defendants guilty.

I forgot to deliver the package.

I found a pair of"hermaphlamingos."

I get so lonely.

I give up.

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable...

I got be sure this isn't another scientific fraud...

I got me a souvenir.

I got to get out of here.

I got to go with Bender.

I grew up in this city.

I guess I can't.

I guess I just wanted you to see it through my eyes..

I guess I'm just going to have to get used to being half a robot.

I guess we could do chores for a few hours.

I had a nightmare. I was in the year 2000 and you guys never existed.

I had all five of your albums.

I had more, but you go ahead.

I had nothing to live for in my old life.

I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life.

I hate that this came between us, Calculon.

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

I have eliminated the saltwater cooler.

I have made it with a woman.

I have my antique videos and my bucket of fossilized KFC ...

I haven't got all day. What kind of pizza you guys want?

I heard a human was draining coolant...

I heard they unscrew our lug nuts at night...

I heard you single handedly defeated a horde...

I hope everyone likes eggs.

I hope he'll be okay in there...

I hope she's at least making progress...

I hope you will pick up the phone.

I humbly advise that as your first act...

I just didn't have the grades or the physical endurance

I just don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson?

I just hope it's not as lame...

I just know these things.

I just never realized it until I met you.

I just thought you, a fellow captain, would understand.

I just wanted to be part of the moment.

I killed a million billion humans.

I know big Vinnie said he was giving me the kiss of death...

I know Fry's rich, but do we have to wear these hats?

I know how it feels to be alone.

I know how to make love

I know you just want what's best for me.

I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot.

I know you spent a lot of money, but it's awfully primitive.

I know, but I forgive you.

I know, but I need alcohol to power up my batteries.

I know.

I like having her around...

I may not have found love on this mission...

I mean this office.

I mean, after what he...

I mean, come on, wireless Joe was nothing...

I mean, eviller.

I mean, from up here, an entire world...

I mean, geez, he's a dumb gross gorilla.

I mean, if living is that important to you.

I mean, only one eye.

I mean, what if this second garbage ball...

I mean, yes, sir... Um, ma'am.

I merely enforce it.

I might be happier with gills?

I might have liked Zapp Brannigan...

I must have been really acting like a jerk.

I need plenty of wholesome, nutritious alcohol.

I never realized the first astronauts were so fat.

I never should have dragged you out here

I notice Fry has been here for a month...

I now present you with the academy prize...

I now present you with your royal unisex robe.

I only have one.

I present to you the reverse scuba suit.

I promise nothing!

I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!

I really ought to do something

I refuse to go crawling back to him.

I said, "Sit."

I said, I think I hear a customer coming!

I say, I'm sure there's

I see a lot of fancy robots here today...

I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy.

I sent wave after wave of my own men at them...

I should warn you, though, he's a little... unusual

I still don't get what the big attraction is.

I suggest Gorgak, the previous appointee.

I suppose it is technically possible...

I suppose, Captain.

I swear I'll have my revenge...

I take lungs now, gills come next week.

I thank you, Professor Farnsworth.

I think he comes from a dimension...

I think I know what I'm doing.

I think I'm going to die.

I think it's moving.

I think she means ten wins on the gay circuit.

I think the leak's stopping itself.

I think they look cool.

I think you might just have what it takes.

I think you were in it.

I thought I could help out a sweet, young man by buying his anchovies.

I thought I could live alone, but I can't...

I thought you had some standards.

I told Fry you were dead...

I told these guys you were cool.

I told you to turn around and go back to the park.

I trust you've prepared for today's final exam.

I understand.

I want to cry, but I'm just too macho.

I want to go out and jump around like an astronaut.

I want to see the Moon.

I want you to look me in the eye...

I want you to meet my friends...

I warned you to stay away from those guys.

I was broke. I had a humiliating job...

I was delivering things before you were born.

I was emperor of a whole planet.

I was going to eat that mummy.

I was going to thumb through that later.

I was having the most wonderful dream.

I was inventing things...

I was robbed. They got everything except these.

I was up really late poking through people's desks.

I was... but they let me go when I told them...

I will be a forceful and effective administrator.

I will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs.

I will now consider the evidence.

I will now outline today's 12 point agenda.

I wish I could show you how great they were.

I wish I could, but he's got tenure.

I wish I had died instead of her.

I wish.

I won't have much time...

I won't keep you

I wonder where they smoke in high school?

I would never abandon a helpless animal.

I wouldn't be emperor...

I, Fry, who drank Bont the Viscous...

I...

I'd almost think he was abusing electricity.

I'd be the one making the crank calls.

I'd better check with my prime minister.

I'd better go out for more beer.

I'd like a jumbo squid log, please.

I'd like to give everyone hugs.

I'd like to hold off any major screw ups...

I'd love to chip in, but Bender stole my wallet.

I'd punch you in the stomach.

I'd really rather not force it on him.

I'll accept.

I'll be emotionally and electrically drained.

I'll be fine.

I'll be holding auditions tonight for my next movie.

I'll be in the ship.

I'll be out in a second.

I'll call him "Nibbler."

I'll come visit sometime, and you can visit me here.

I'll do it.

I'll fire up the grill.

I'll get us out of here.

I'll get you, Farnsworth...

I'll go call her.

I'll handle this.

I'll have a cheese pizza and a large ... .

I'll have to check my program.

I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir

I'll have to invent something new...

I'll hold a grudge against every last stinking one of you...

I'll just be a minute.

I'll kill you, Amy.

I'll learn you to sleep with my robot daughters.

I'll make you cry, buddy.

I'll never be too good or too evil again.

I'll never see any of them again.

I'll simply spin you in a high speed centrifuge...

I'll stand guard.

I'll stick with good old mineral oil.

I'll take care of this.

I'll take the gills.

I'll take two pounds.

I'll try to keep that in mind.

I'll wear my formal shell.

I'll wear my hilarious apron.

I'm a bender... I bend girders.

I'm a delivery boy!

I'm a dried up husk of a scientist.

I'm a thing.

I'm afraid I can't allow that.

I'm afraid my half brother is correct.

I'm an alien, all right?

I'm anticipating an all out tactical dogfight...

I'm being entertaining.

I'm capable of making my own decisions, Leela.

I'm due at the opening of a mini mall.

I'm essentially in the clear.

I'm facing a formidable female adversary, Kif.

I'm filled with a large number of powerful emotions.

I'm getting to the freaking anchovies.

I'm glad you asked that question, Fry.

I'm going to build that smelloscope.

I'm going to do it!

I'm going to get 24th century on his ass.

I'm going to go kill myself.

I'm going to implant your career chip.

I'm going to take a nap before the ceremonies.

I'm hallucinating this, right?

I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugarcane field

I'm in command here.

I'm in trouble.

I'm just a machine to you.

I'm just glad the nightmare is over.

I'm just so lonely!

I'm just so, uh...

I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve...

I'm Leonard Nimoy.

I'm looking for fresh slug.

I'm miserable enough already.

I'm never going to get used to the 31 st century.

I'm not a little kid, Leela.

I'm not as big a fan of velour as you are.

I'm not Evans!

I'm not giving my name to a machine!

I'm not here to pass judgment.

I'm not looking.

I'm not on trial here.

I'm not really in the mood.

I'm not sure, but I do know...

I'm only doing this so people will take my head seriously as an actress.

I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes.

I'm over here.

I'm practically giving this prize away...

I'm really going to do it!

I'm rich, but I can't buy back things I miss from the 20th century.

I'm rich. I can live whenever I want.

I'm set for life.

I'm so glad I'm awake now and you're here.

I'm sorry I treated you so badly.

I'm sorry, Bender...

I'm sorry, but if you want to continue drawing a salary...

I'm sorry, but penmanship counts.

I'm sorry, Fry, but the anchovy has been extinct since the 2200s.

I'm sorry, Fry.

I'm sorry, Fry...

I'm sorry, I thought you had two eyes.

I'm sorry, Leela.

I'm sorry, uh, my friend and I...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. What?

I'm sure he was.

I'm sure I threw out...

I'm sure there's

I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.

I'm taking this thing out to the real Moon

I'm the academy's oldest living member, you know.

I'm the emperor.

I'm the greatest!

I'm the only one eyed alien on this whole planet.

I'm trying to look cool.

I'm with the band.

I'm your dear old Uncle Fry.

I'm your host, Ron Popeil...

I've been given a second chance...

I've been perusing your fortified wine list...

I've been processing this for some time, Monique...

I've been waiting a thousand years...

I've got a lot of great memories in my old place.

I've got nothing left.

I've got some musing to do.

I've got wealth, fame...

I've got what they call "gaydar."

I've never been so thirsty.

I've never made anyone's life easier...

I've paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl.

I've waited a hundred years for this, Farnsworth.

Idiots who need gifts for other idiots.

If anyone ever got hold of anchovy DNA ...

If anyone except you needs me...

If anyone here objects to this union...

If by that you mean transporting cargo, then yes.

If Calculon's wedding doesn't go just right...

If he weren't a pompous dimwit...

If I didn't know better...

If I had to go to some uninhabited planet.

If I might interject?

If I stopped to think ahead...

If I wasn't so lazy...

If it takes me a hundred years.

If my calculations are correct...

If not for yourself, then for the people who love you.

If only he had joined a mainstream religion...

If only I had two or three minutes to think about it.

If only I knew where he was, I'd go talk to him.

If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge would you do it?

If something goes wrong..

If that wicker chair I like survives the slaughter...

If that's Hypodermic Ridge...

If they try to take off, give 'em an ass full of laser.

If this helps Bender clean up his act...

If was wearing a lime green tank top.

If we could build an object...

If we could speak seriously for a moment.

If we're going to save Bender we've got to look and act exactly like robots

If you fail to recite the oath from memory.

If you just bend the bars.

If you liked the meal...

If you really think I should be a delivery boy, I'll do it.

If you rule out every guy..

If you sin, you go to robot hell...

If you're willing to let me help you.

Impressive.

In a big jug.

In a closet?

In a fiddle contest, you win back Bender's soul.

In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack.

In fact, forget the park.

In fact, I think I better put on a monocle.

In fact, that's why we loved you.

In fact, the law says you'll be killed on the spot...

In fact, you're soaking in one right now.

In lighter news...

In my day, the Internet was only used...

In that case, 50 million.

In that case...

In the Coalsack Nebula.

In the game of chess...

In the glass under it.

In the good book 3.0.

In the name of all that is good and logical...

In the next ten minutes...

In the vicinity of make out point.

In the whole Democratic Order of Planets.

In theory, it could work.

In this bad neighborhood?

In your place.

Incidentally...

Industrialist, private eye, friend.

Inform the men.

Inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.

Insanity...

Interested in becoming my new spaceship crew?

Interesting.

Interfering with undeveloped worlds

Interplanetary deliveries... What a headache.

Into outer space.

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

Invalid selection. What are you talking about?

Inventor of Mr. Microphone, the spray on toupee...

Iook who decided to show his wrinkled face.

Is a big, pompous buffoon.

Is a guy who's adventurous, self confident...

Is any of this getting through to you?

Is blernsball exactly the same as baseball?

Is find a nice guy with two eyes...

Is for the tacky little amusement park.

Is he objecting or backing up?

Is heading straight for us.

Is it a human child?

Is it about my eye?

Is it true they bite your neck...

Is it, snuggums?

Is made from old discarded sandwiches.

Is made out of old robots.

Is purely medical.

Is she all right?

Is she coming?

Is that a cooking show?

Is that an invitation?

Is that blimp accurate?

Is this another scam to get free yarmulkes?

Is this baby right here... the Neptunian slug.

Is to seduce her.

Isn't anyone going to defend us?

It can, and for all you know, it is.

It comes with the job.

It could have been poisonous acid.

It could have been, but chances were...

It doesn't look so shiny to me.

It fits!

It hasn't been made yet.

It is my honor to present your new emperor.

It is time to put the humans to death.

It just isn't... cozy.

It just went out.

It looked good but I just don't feel like eating.

It might have happened something like this.

It might just be from that stupid movie.

It might just knock the ball away...

It really is beautiful.

It really puts things in perspective.

It seems to go on and on forever...

It sounded like a human.

It sure is.

It was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes...

It was set for 52 seconds.

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.

It was the first movie to be shot entirely in slow motion!

It was, uh... porno.

It wasn't just a blast.

It wasn't set for 25 minutes.

It will be so close to Earth that blowing it up...

It worked!

It'll never be over, Wendy.

It'll permanently label you as a delivery boy.

It'll put you young whippersnappers...

It'll strain my juices from you...

It's 5:00...

It's a boring dried up wasteland.

It's a glorious monument...

It's a life of quiet dignity.

It's a little home business I started to fund my research.

It's a little rule known...

It's a miniature fruit salad tree.

It's a robot holiday.

It's a shame they're extinct.

It's a sunny little doomed planet...

It's a TV comedian.

It's all right.

It's always so hard to choose.

It's Amy.

It's an actual, factual robot hell.

It's back on!

It's beautiful.

It's boring out there.

It's dark matter.

It's every man for himself!

It's free on Tuesdays.

It's going to blow!

It's good to be home.

It's got a TV, you young whatchacallit... idiot.

It's hanging by a spaghetti strand.

It's him. He's okay

It's inhabited by robots.

It's just a crummy plastic flag...

It's just a name.

It's just as well.

It's just like the story...

It's kind of cramped in here.

It's me, Bender.

It's Mom, the world's most huggable industrialist.

It's Mom!

It's my job.

It's my old neighborhood.

It's nice to finally meet someone who's open minded.

It's no competition for your death clock.

It's not his fault...

It's not like anyone's going to drink me.

It's not like he's a ham radio or something.

It's not like you slept with him.

It's not that bad.

It's not working out, Fry.

It's obvious you miss being Fry's roommate...

It's okay, Bender. I like cooking, too.

It's only a matter of time now.

It's out again.

It's perfect!

It's perfectly safe to let our guard down...

It's so big and empty.

It's that flag from M TV...

It's the Academy of Inventors annual symposium.

It's the decaying ruins of old New York.

It's the event of the scientific season.

It's the future.

It's the humans!

It's the juice a matic 4000.

It's the Moon landing site.

It's the price of a pizza and soda

It's the price of a pizza and soda where I used to work, Pinucci's Pizza.

It's the symbol of Bender's old religion.

It's time to begin preparing for tomorrow's Coronation Ceremony.

It's time to get to work.

It's time to leave science to the 120 year olds.

It's time to put a real scientist in charge.

It's time to take action.

It's traditional, just like aluminum bats...

It's two more than "X."

Its own particular scent.

Jiggle the cord.

Junk? Maybe you can't understand this ...

Just $18.95.

Just a little less evil than that?

Just a second.

Just ask the question.

Just be careful.

Just don't be a touchin'

Just fire the damn thing.

Just give me a back rub.

Just go to the palace, drop it off and come right back.

Just go.

Just in case you guys hit it off...

Just keep the tab under 50 million dollars.

Just leave me alone.

Just leave me to die in that barn over there.

Just let yourself go.

Just like everyone else.

Just like Neil Armstrong...

Just like Noah's ark.

Just like when my friend Richie swore...

Just to get lunch for that stupid animal.

Just two robots out roboting it up.

Just wait till you try these after dinner mints.

Kappa Kappa Wong.

Keep 'em to yourself, pops.

Keep going.

Keep it up, men.

Keep that thing away from me.

Keep those things off of me.

Keep your big nose out of this, eyeball.

Kif, follow me up to the observation deck.

Kif, I'm asking you a question.

Kif, old man, I'll be in the escape pod.

Kif, show them the medal I won.

Kif, you're my best and most loyal friend..

Kif.

Kill all humans. Kill all humans.

Kill them before they bring down our whole society.

Killing billions.

Kittens give Morbo gas.

Knock a player down with a beer bottle, he stays down.

Knock yourself out

Knowing their weakness...

Known as dark matter...

Kudos.

Ladies and gentlemen, here to lay down...

LARRY: We're here to tighten your drains.

Last month it was Robamadan, and before that Robanzaa.

Last night at closing time.

Last time I checked.

Last we heard, you were under arrest as a human sympathizer.

Leave him alone.

Leave me alone.

Leaving the planet completely hollow.

Leela was right.

Leela, isn't this the greatest thing you've ever seen?

Leela, it's real velour.

Leela, we're trying to watch TV.

Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused

LEELA: Fry, are you there?

Leela! Bender! I missed you so much.

Leela! You're alive!

Leela's got a boyfriend.

Let me have one of your young on a roll.

Let me just patch you up with some hot resin.

Let me show you around.

Let me show you...

Let the dancing begin!

Let the hunt begin!

Let them speak now or forever hold their...

Let us handle this, weirdie.

Let us in!

Let's all take her out tonight.

Let's blow it up already.

Let's burn it and say...

Let's do it!

Let's do it.

Let's drop the subject.

Let's face it, we're in hot butter here.

Let's go already.

Let's go get drunk.

Let's hear it for Bender!

Let's just dump it in the sewer...

Let's just say...

Let's move to that apartment...

Let's see, where to start.

Let's see.

Let's tear down some emotional walls.

Let's try for a twofer.

Letting us rescue those animals.

Lie down on table.

Life is good.

Life is wonderful!

Lift that space bale.

Lightspeed. Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch.

Like " The Death Zone"

Like global warming or secondhand smoke.

Like how, having my antenna removed?

Like Oprah ism or voodoo.

Like our crippling lug nut shortage.

Listen, Bender, if we found your antenna...

Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here.

Listen, folks...

Listen, Fry, I think I can get us out of this..

Listen, just go behind those garbage cans.

Listen, this is Bender's first meal...

Little to the right... there you go.

Live a little.

Long live Fry the Solid!

Look at all this filth.

Look at that five o'clock rust.

Look at yourself... you're a wreck.

Look over here

Look who's scraping up the filth.

Look, a real beanie baby.

Look, are you going to help or not?!

Look, are you going to rescue us or not?

Look, he's just a nobody...

Look, I don't know about your previous captains..

Look, I know it's not much consolation...

Look, I'm going down to Vergon 6

Look, Leela, I'm sorry.

Look, Leela...

Look, Nibbler's caught the scent of vodka and motor oil.

Look, pal, you've only got one set of clothes...

Look, we're not as rich as everybody says.

Look!

Look.

Looking for a snake. Looking for a snake.

Looks like both.

Looks like one of us will have to bend this grate.

Looks like we got the old Bender back.

Looky here, city girl, oxygen don't grow on trees.

Lots of people don't like their jobs but we do them anyway.

Lousy arm must be rigged.

Lousy, stinking rip off.

Love your optimism, Fry.

Lug nuts! Precious lug nuts!

Madame, I believe you're mistaken.

Made of real shiny metal.

Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.

Magnitude 12.

Magnitude 31.

Make a U turn at the next crater.

Make garbage?

Makes me glad we live here in Los Angeles.

Makes me look like a human sympathizer.

Makes you irresistible to the opposite sex.

Man, I guess it's harder than I thought...

Man, I haven't seen you since high school.

Man, it's a total sty.

Man, Leela's been gone a long time.

Man, lucky for us Zapp Brannigan's nearby.

Man, that one was a blast.

Man, that's as bad as my job.

Man, these guys rock harder than ever.

Man, this brings back a lot of memories.

Man, we look stupid.

MAN: Esther, you ugly!

MAN: Isn't she sweet?

Many said I was too extreme when I first called...

Maybe a snappy dresser.

Maybe I should take Fry on the Lunar Rover Ride.

Maybe my account's still open.

Maybe there's another way.

Maybe we could even drink a little fortified wine.

Maybe we ought to do something nice for him.

Maybe you don't understand just how rich he is.

Maybe you're forgetting how rich you are.

Maybe, if we get it on ice right away.

Me, right?

Me, too.

Me.

Mercy me. What a day.

Message to the people.

Metric? I've always known.

Michelle, baby, where you going?

Miller's on a pace to hit 70 blerns.

Mind if I give the eulogy?

Mind if I polish it for you?

Mind if I smoke?

Mine's not working.

Mister..

Mittens the kitten won't soon forget.

Mm hmm.

Mm. That's mine here.

More like 4.3 billion.

More than my share of that trash up there.

Mother, you are one clever old skag.

Move over.

Mr. Fry, are those your underpants?

Mr. Mayor, we just got this transmission from Neptune.

Much rather.

Multi ball!

Must kill all...

My antenna never interfered with my old TV.

My common sense was overwhelmed by pity.

My coworkers.

My first space delivery.

My friends, I found religion.

My friends. And they aren't worth even a penny to me.

My girlfriend might be cheating on me.

My girlfriend.

My God, he's become evil.

My God, this is an outrage.

My God, you're a mess.

My God!

My God! The senile old man is right!

My God! This Mr. Fry must be a mastermind of the highest order.

My God.

My God. She's gone.

My parents abandoned me here as a baby...

My parents.

My place is two cubic meters...

My ponytail's caught in the door.

My roommate's gone, and all he left behind was...

My three beautiful robot daughters, you hear?

My tummy hurts.

My vision's fading.

My whole world is gone.

My, my, my, what's a beautiful lady like you...

Nah, I'm comfy

Nah, I'm trying to watch my input.

Nah. I've always wanted a pet.

Nah. She'll probably make me do it.

Name?

Neuf!

Never mind.

Nevertheless, I'll bid 23 million.

New crew?

New Jersey was full.

New New York in crisis.

New New York is done for.

New New York is going to be destroyed...

New?! What sweater? I came here with it.

Next year in Jerusalem!

No good. It's full of steam.

No matter how much you wanted to.

No one gives Ogden Wernstrom an A minus.

No one knows where, when or how man first landed on the Moon.

No one likes them at first. They'll grow on you.

No one makes fun of my nose.

No one messes with Mom.

No poison for us, thanks.

No way. Forget it.

No way. We've got so much in common.

No, Bender.

No, but I used to play the drums.

No, do you?

No, Fry, by "close quarters"

No, he can't.

No, I don't, but I think we ought to meet with him...

No, I guess it keeps going.

No, I'm going to chop off my antenna.

No, I'm here because a giant trash ball...

No, I'm whacked out on life.

No, it is the bad kind of puppy.

No, it isn't! Shut your filthy clam!

No, it wasn't me.

No, it's my fault, too.

No, just a regular mistake.

No, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.

No, no, no, no, no, not that mouth.

No, no, that was all just special effects.

No, Professor. Don't give up.

No, sir!

No, sir. We're amusement park patrons.

No, thanks.

No, that's not true!

No, they were assassinated.

No, you don't. I've got no home, no family.

No!

No! Don't come in!

No! Go work the currency register. I think I hear a customer coming.

No! No!

No! No! No!

No! Not again.

No! The elders have spoken.

No?

No.

No. A tax deductible mission of charity.

No. And it's pronounced "champagne."

No. I can't afford them. Being poor sucks.

No. I just work here.

No. I remembered that I built one last year.

No. Now we're going to die

No. Oh, they're tormenting me...

No. You only dreamed you were in the year 3000.

None of your business! Get off my back!

Nope. He said they're stupid.

Not anymore, baby.

Not enough human killing.

Not enough room?

Not even that really filthy one.

Not for long.

Not necessarily.

Not one place even remotely livable.

Not the magnet.

Not yet, Kif.

Nothing in there, except maybe...

Nothing just gets thrown away.

Nothing will go wrong.

Nothing.

Nothing. We just talked.

Now back to the office...

Now cut this creep open and drain me out.

Now for some good old 20th century TV.

Now go.

Now here's the bomb I've prepared.

Now hold out your hand.

Now I'm off to some charity B.S. for knocked up teenage sluts.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's 8:00. Time to get busy.

Now if you'll just sign this fiddle contest waiver...

Now it's garbage

Now our final item. This unopened can ...

Now put that greasy rat outside and we'll tow you to safety.

Now shut up and drag me to work.

Now sit.

Now that the garbage is in space, doctor...

Now that you mention it...

Now this is why you always want to use...

Now what's your secret escape plan?

Now you try it.

Now you'll only have one chance...

Now you're officially my woman.

Now you're okay.

Now, are you gonna come to the squid fight with us ...

Now, can we please...

Now, get in here before you freeze.

Now, get to work!

Now, I don't like you and you don't like me.

Now, I'll give you ten minutes.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm rather busy.

Now, if you see any robots just stay out of their way.

Now, if you'll excuse me...

Now, it seems the planet will collapse within three days.

Now, let's all get back to the ship.

Now, let's have breakfast.

Now, look here, Bender, I respect your diversity..

Now, now.

Now, open your mouth...

Now, strip naked and get on the probulator.

Now, we all know telescopes allow us to see distant objects...

Now, we can't land on the surface...

Now, what do you want to do...

Now, which one of you is the captain?

Now, while you're greasing the pan...

Now, wireless Joe Jackson...

Now, your basic human is between three and 25 feet tall...

Now...

Nowhere special... The Moon

Nurse!

O O O h, y y yeah!

Observe.

Obviously, someone 'round here...

Obviously, your thoughts...

Odor at magnitude eight.

Of course I'm alive.

Of course not.

Of course you're going to be lonely.

Of course, but it'll cost you.

Of course, that's just for starters.

Of course, your most important ingredient...

Of course.

Of course. They're not extinct yet.

Of course. Why didn't I think of that?

Of Emperor Nimbala, who ruled...

Of meat here except human.

Of New Year's Rockin' Eve.

Of rampaging somethings in the something something system.

Of starship fuel?

Of the forbidden zone.

Of the grasshopper and the octopus.

Of the royal oath... by you.

Of the unforeseen.

Off you go.

Ogden Wernstrom.

Oh ho, you don't want that.

Oh no. Oh no!

Oh oh, yeah.

Oh second thought, I'll take that one.

Oh, a Mr. Spock collectors' plate.

Oh, all right

Oh, and Fry...

Oh, and have the boy lay out my formal shorts.

Oh, and I suppose pitch o mat 5000...

Oh, Calculon!

Oh, come on, Bender.

Oh, come on, go down already.

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. Cheer up.

Oh, crud.

Oh, dear God in heaven!

Oh, dear God!

Oh, dear.

Oh, don't get me started.

Oh, fix it.

Oh, Fry, first of all, this is serious

Oh, fuff.

Oh, geez, I went to high school with that guy.

Oh, geez.

Oh, go on.

Oh, God, I'm pathetic.

Oh, God, no!

Oh, how awful.

Oh, how could I have put that bomb timer on upside down?

Oh, how could you, Leela?

Oh, humans.

Oh, hurry. I want to get back to the head museum.

Oh, I can't believe they threw me out like that.

Oh, I didn't realize Your Majesty...

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I don't think there's anything to worry about.

Oh, I get it... make the robot do all the work.

Oh, I give up.

Oh, it's Bender's apartment.

Oh, it's tempting, but, well...

Oh, jeez, oh, man!

Oh, kind of like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes.

Oh, mama.

Oh, man, I had no idea.

Oh, man, this is great.

Oh, man. Uh...

Oh, my God, it's Mom! I've never seen her in person before.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Bender, it's your thingy.

Oh, my, no.

Oh, my, yes, but not this year...

Oh, my.

Oh, my. I haven't picked a new captain yet.

Oh, never mind.

Oh, no catch.

Oh, no room for Bender, huh?

Oh, no, it's the cyclops.

Oh, no, you don't.

Oh, no. My ATM card! My secret PIN number, 1 077.

Oh, not at all.

Oh, now I understand.

Oh, now, look...

Oh, really?

Oh, right, right, with the bones.

Oh, right! Cheese pizza and a large soda.

Oh, right.

Oh, so just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans...

Oh, that won't be a problem.

Oh, that's a wicked, sinful place.

Oh, that's ridiculous.

Oh, that's the old, abandoned adult bookstore.

Oh, they're putting some ice cubes...

Oh, those poor sons of... But that's not important.

Oh, those were the days.

Oh, uh, but I don't want to.

Oh, uh, it's... my... new pager.

Oh, we're trapped.

Oh, wow, it's totally retro.

Oh, yeah, he's right.

Oh, yeah, now I remember.

Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, here I am.

Oh, you?!

Oh, you're right. I'm a lost cause.

Oh, you're welcome.

Oh!

Oh! I love stuff like the Moon.

Oh! Ow! Ooh!

Oh! Wha... Wah!

Oh! What a weird dream. I'll never get back to sleep.

Oh.

Oh. What's it called now?

Oh...

Oh... can't you leave me alone?

Oh... I never told anybody this...

Oh... sounds like a romantic evening.

Ohh...

Okay, Bender...

Okay, Captain, this is just...

Okay, Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one...

Okay, Fry...

Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid...

Okay, it's your turn.

Okay, keep an eye out for Bender.

Okay, my friends.

Okay, now. Hello there.

Okay, okay, he's back on line.

Okay, okay, keep your space pants on.

Okay, we're here

Okay, you're on the surface.

Okay.

Okay. This is the TV area...

Okay. You had a balance of 93 cents.

Okay... I got a lock on him.

On my hydroponic farm.

On our very first date.

On pain of eternal damnation in robot hell?

On the world's largest barge.

Once I found out...

Once you activate it...

Once you're actually here, it's just a big dull rock

One day you will evolve beyond your physical body...

One drop of the anchovy's natural oil ...

One jillion dollars!

One more time!

One of these days, Alice...

One!

One. Not human.

One...

Only on TV and radio, and in magazines ...

Only one. The absolutely flawless recitation from memory...

Only Robanukah...

Only when he's in them, and you know it.

Ooh, deep fried robot.

Ooh, dibs on his CD player!

Ooh, what's this?

Ooh!

Ooh! Aah! Ee! Aah! Ooh! Ee! Ooh! Ee! Aah!

Ooh! Ee! Ooh!

Ooh! Ho, ho, ho.

Ooh! Ooh! Name it after me!

Ooh! Ow!

Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh.

Oomp!

Oops.

Open up.

Or " The Zone of No Return."

Or an explosive, violent temper...

Or as I call it...

Or C, a large properly formatted data file?

Or did we make that up?

Or is Fry's living here...

Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

Or my own masterwork...

Or the phonograph, or the electric chair.

Or two.

Or we could live underground with the mutants.

Or we're out of this dump.

Or your pornography ring.

Otto!

Our breezeways... perhaps even... our movie theaters

Our car broke down and we're out of oxygen.

Our crew is replaceable...

Our electric bill is climbing faster...

Our last presentation comes from our oldest member...

Our water consumption has tripled in the last month.

Out of a cannon into the sun.

Out.

Over four centuries ago.

Over here!

Over there.

Ow, ooh, ow, ow, ooh!

Ow!

Ow! Enjoying the show?

Pays the bills, notifies next of kin, what have you.

Peace! We out!

Pencils down, prune face.

People do inconsiderate things without realizing it.

People of New New York...

People of Trisol...

Perhaps 149 is just too old to be a scientist.

Perhaps I'll look out this window.

Perhaps some sort of death clock.

Perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.

Petridge Farm remembers.

Pfft.

Phew

Phew!

Pick a mouth, open it, and say...

Please select mode of death:

Please, anything else.

Please, Bender, have some malt liquor...

Please, officers, there's no need to use force.

Please, there's no time for this now.

Please...

Plenty of humans have mistreated robots...

Plus, I threw up a lot...

Possibly his vile lizard tongue.

Precisely on the fault line...

Prepare for launch.

Prepare for liftoff.

Press any key to continue.

Pretty, though.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

Professor, turn me off quick.

Professor, we need to talk to you about Fry.

Professor?

Protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event..

Psst! Bender.

Psst. I need the apartment tonight.

Psst. You want to buy organ?

Puny earthlings were shocked today...

Pure garbage.

Put that checkbook away, because I've discovered something more important.

Quick, get in.

Quick, let's duck in here.

Quick! Give him the tranquilizer!

Quiet, human!

Quiet, Jimmy.

Quiet, you!

Quiet! There's an ad coming on.

Quit it.

Quit squawking. Nobody's forcing you to buy anything.

Quitting.

Radio City Mutant Hall.

Ravioli, ham, sundae bar.

Reaches its destination.

Ready

Ready to hoist?

Really thrilled to meet you.

Really, but he's just not what I'm looking for.

Really?

Really? That would be great!

Really? What do you do, Bender?

Really? Which one?

Really? Why?

Relax, Fry.

Relax, it's open till 9:00.

Remember when those cyborgs enslaved humanity?

Remember when women couldn't vote...

Remember your PIN number?

Remember, you don't know humans...

Requires me to inform you that if you can best me...

Returns to Earth like the first one did?

Right

Right away. Larry, get your mother a cream soda.

Robot hell is quite real

Robot... we be.

Robots are made from old beer cans.

Robots don't have bathrooms

Run!

Sabaa!

Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news...

Same thing.

Sanctifying it

Say what?

Say, Wendy, your chassis is a little scuffed.

Screw this phony stuff.

See through anything

See you at the office.

See you in a thousand years.

See?

Send in my science advisor.

Separating out the denser fluid of His Highness.

Seven!

Sexier than you... and only one who was deadlier.

Shall I fire on them now, sir?

Shall we?

She's an engineering student of mine

She's dead.

She's got a heart of solid gold.

She's right.

She's risking her life for me...

She's still mad that I told her never to help me.

She's the richest person in the world.

She's...

Sheesh. 40,000 channels...

Shh! Don't let anyone hear you say that.

Shh. The wedding's about to start.

Shinier than yours, meat bag.

Shoo! Shoo!

Shoot a missile at it?

Should we really be celebrating?

Show us the killing skills...

Silence! Bring in Bender.

Silence! Come forward, Bender.

Silence! I concur.

Silence! You all know too much.

Silence.

Silent? You've been meddling for two solid weeks.

Simply jam your finger in the hole...

Since first he looked up at the stars?

Sir, are you aware...

Sir, that's not a number.

Sir, they're headed straight for us

Sir, they've docked with us and have come aboard

Sitting right here. I picked up my life where I left off 1 000 years ago.

Six h minutes?

Six, five, four, three, two, one. Blastoff.

Slightly over 99 years later and still no revenge.

Slightly. But my favorite so far is the bone crushing.

Smell for yourself.

Smells like strawberries.

So a couple of animals...

So after I specifically asked you not to touch anything..

So beat it!

So crawling back to the Big "Z" like a bird on its belly.

So far, so good.

So he would cry out the emperor...

So he's going wacko with his money. It's okay.

So I ask you...

So I give up.

So I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.

So I'm appointing him head of a committee...

So I'm going to do what it takes to be your roommate again.

So I'm really back? That's exactly what I wanted, I guess.

So if anyone asks, you're my de bugger.

So let's be supportive, okay?

So let's make the most of our time together...

So long, everyone.

So long, suckers.

So no one notices how crummy you look

So none of you ever had anchovies? You don't know what you're missing.

So suicidally dangerous.

So that's the situation.

So that's where those skin flakes went.

So this guy just unloaded a steaming pile...

So this is Little Neptune.

So this thing's going to destroy the whole city?

So we have to bring back two of each kind..

So what did you think of the movie?

So what do you think of that guy by the bar?

So what is the deal with people from under the orange sun?

So what's your problem?

So who's that weird looking guy?

So you ain't going nowhere till sunrise.

So you care about us?

So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folksinger?

So you're saying we can cook him?

So, Fry, was the real Moon...

So, I guess without jobs, we'll be fugitives forever.

So, Leela...

So, let me get this straight.

So, should we get our stuff and head down to the planet?

So, they made you a delivery boy, huh?

So, we'll have to stay up here...

So, where are we going anyway?

So, where are you going to stay?

So... I'm going to be a... delivery boy?

Some Bart Simpson dolls.

Some experts claim the ball might return to Earth someday...

Some food cookers, maybe a puppy...

Some of the different lengths of wire I used.

Some old, old, incredibly old school beats, the Beastie Boys!

Somebody's been leaving food around...

Someone come and drop this package...

Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig...

Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch...

Sorry, Bender.

Sorry, but I hold all the cards here.

Sorry, but they aren't for sale.

Sorry, can't help you

Sounds like a breeding ground for humans.

Sounds like fun.

Sounds like you could use a little of that oil.

Space

Spock?

Stand back and watch the master.

Stardate 3000.3.

Stardate, uh...

Started with one man...

Starting to get in the way of bus...

Starting with that up and coming young star...

Stay the course, pal.

Stephanie, cancel the maid for today.

Stick to the oath.

Stop all this pain in the ass recycling...

Stop! I admit it! My people ate them all!

Straight out of Sun Tzu's classic text...

Straight to hell!

Straight to robot hell.

Strug was drunk by Shwab.

Suggestions?

Suicide booths.

Sure, it ain't one of them la de da above ground places...

Sure, why not

Sure.

Take a lesson from the 20th century...

Take one more step and I'll breathe fire on you!

Take your hands off me.

Taste better than an Earth rock?

Than a green snake up a sugarcane.

Than spend one evening with the Zapper?

Than you are with the toaster...

Thank you all for the inspiring advice...

Thank you and good night.

Thank you for using Stop And Drop...

Thank you, but I don't care...

Thank you, prosecutor.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, Walt.

Thank you.

Thank you. I made them myself.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks a billion!

Thanks for crying me out.

Thanks for the offer, Professor...

Thanks to my new invention...

Thanks, everybody.

Thanks, human female.

Thanks, Leela.

Thanks. We try to take care of ourselves.

That a shiftless, 25 year old delivery boy...

That dirtbag Fry must know their secret.

That equals true.

That have made you a media darling.

That hurt!

That idiot.

That is completely reckless.

That is, I'm sure there's ...

That just might work.

That makes him a "radical."

That over there is the breakfast nook...

That planet was mined completely hollow.

That rat.

That sack of skin wouldn't have lasted one pitch in the old robot leagues.

That she likes my in your face attitude.

That should be more than enough fuel...

That smell could be anything...

That smelled like a sewer.

That sounds like a cry for help.

That sounds like me. But I thought I got frozen.

That sounds serious.

That stench! That heavenly stench!

That the only way to deal with a female adversary...

That these humans before us...

That this company has been paying you to do nothing but loaf about on the couch.

That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven.

That was just a show for the public.

That won't be for hundreds of years.

That you're leaking coolant...

That'll be easy, thanks to the nice people ...

That'll take forever.

That's a good boy.

That's a great idea. Crying.

That's a human.

That's a load off my mind.

That's a shame, sir.

That's a tender area.

That's all I'm programmed to do

That's all? But...

That's awful! It's like brainwashing.

That's big on musical theater.

That's crazy. It's been lost for centuries.

That's cute.

That's enough.

That's exactly the job I've always wanted.

That's for losers

That's got a nice feel to it.

That's great

That's great...

That's her, Officers.

That's incredible. I'm from the 21 st century.

That's it, Fry.

That's it! I'm never helping you again.

That's it.

That's me, at the very first symposium.

That's my lab table and this is my work stool...

That's my philosophy.

That's not an astronaut.

That's not how it happened.

That's not true

That's one small step for Fry...

That's our job. We're peace officers.

That's powdered swamp root.

That's right! We want some money!

That's right.

That's right. I'm sober and crazy...

That's right. You shouldn't have.

That's salt with water in it, if that's what you mean.

That's so cute.

That's the 20th century spirit.

That's the law, Leela

That's the woman...

That's what I call a successful mission

That's what I came to see.

That's what I wanted you to think...

That's what separates people and robots...

That's why Bender will have to make the actual delivery.

That's why it was all mined out..

That's why sooner or later...

That's why these anchovies are going on a pizza ...

That's why they jazzed it up.

That's Zapp Brannigan's ship.

Thathu!

The '57 Chateau Part Ay and the '66 Thunder schewitz.

The "love nasium."

The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg.

The animals.

The answer lies in this movie I found on the Internet.

The Art of War.

The blerns are loaded...

The boy, sir?

The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged.

The city of New New York is doomed.

The city put its garbage out to sea...

The count's three blerns and two anti blerns...

The Crushinator, did you?

The death clock.

The death of Calculon...

The Democratic Order of Planets prohibits..

The Emperor Bont!

The exact density and consistency as garbage?

The exact size, density...

The fact is, humans are completely harmless.

The fate of the city's at stake.

The fatso says you're free to go.

The Federal Sex Bureau.

The female Leela's problem...

The floors are made of such hard wood.

The flower would also have been acceptable.

The food is amazing.

The future is disgusting.

The Goophy Gopher Revue.

The gravity, the air, the gophers.

The holiest two weeks on the robot calendar.

The human was impervious..

The humans are hereby sentenced to live as robots live on earth.

The important thing is, I need a new crew.

The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.

The keys to the ship!

The killbots? A trifle.

The landfills were full.

The last known can in existence, guaranteed fresh and edible.

The manual precisely.

The Moo... The Moon?

The Moon is a dump.

The Moon Moon?

The Moon was like this awesome, romantic, mysterious thing...

The most wasteful society in the history of the galaxy...

The Octillian System from a horde of rampaging killbots.

The odor travels past this coffee stain here...

The old Bender never would have taken us out to dinner.

The old Bender's gone.

The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away...

The path to robot heaven lies here...

The people of the 20th century were idiotic slobs.

The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately...

The planet's "kerploding."

The professor put the counter on upside down.

The purple one causes terrible nightmarish diarrhea.

The repulsive barge circled the oceans for 50 years...

The robot has to go.

The rotting carcass of a whale.

The royal bottle is empty!

The salt level was ten percent less than a lethal dose.

The smelliest object in the known universe.

The smelloscope.

The static's gone.

The story of lunar exploration...

The transmission cuts out there, sir.

The veneer is starting to peel.

Their pathetic city of New New York.

Then I realized that inside, you were just a pitiful child.

Then I think we should be supportive.

Then I will now baptize you.

Then I've risked all and lost.

Then lock up when you're done.

Then the bomb must go right here.

Then we'll go with that data file.

Then you don't need lungs anymore, is right?

Then you must know that I'm...

Then you'll all come to my exceedingly long...

Then you'll come crawling back...

Then you'll get bored, turn around..

Then you'll want to purchase my spoken word album.

There was a blern hitting machine.

There was nothing wrong with that food.

There we go.

There were plenty of times in my century...

There won't be a lot of long winded speeches will there?

There, this oughta show that stupid robot we care about him.

There. That ought to convert a few tailgaters.

There'll be plenty of time to discuss your objections...

There's a window in the closet.

There's all kinds of robots down there.

There's lots of great places to meet people.

There's no booze and only one hooker.

There's no more. There never will be.

There's no such thing.

There's nothing wrong with having high standards.

There's nothing you can do.

There's obviously been some sort of a mistake here.

There's strapping her to the juicer!

There's your problem.

These are mighty tasty.

These are my people.

These new uniforms...

These papers...

These people seem really mild mannered.

These things happen.

These youngsters all look up to me.

They advertise things nobody can afford.

They are mild.

They cheated!

They found out I work with humans, and...

They have her totally outnumbered.

They make me look cool.

They must have fallen into the crate.

They say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad.

They say Zapp Brannigan single handedly saved...

They shut it down after all those people...

They will perform tedious calculations...

They'll kill us on sight.

They're all...

They're bat boys, ball polishers, sprinkler systems...

They're busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.

They're my friends.

They're not fans.

They're on my cell phone, too.

They're over here. They're running up the stairs.

They're salty and oily, and they melt in your mouth

They're sort of similar.

They're stupid, putrid cowards.

They're swarming all over her!

They've been known to.

Think of it. Ten billion robots ...

Think of the astronomical odors you'll smell, thanks to me!

This cajigger'll find the source of the interference.

This calls for a drink.

This can't be happening!

This city's been garbage free for 500 years.

This doesn't make any sense.

This garbage ball will knock the other garbage ball...

This here's Lulabelle 7...

This is a witch hunt.

This is absolutely incredible.

This is all my fault.

This is an emergency.

This is an outrage. I'm going to go yell at the manager.

This is awesome

This is awesome!

This is Bolt Rollins.

This is for you, Fry...

This is Hermes.

This is huge.

This is M 5438, an entity of pure energy.

This is my first mission..

This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror...

This is Officer 1 B D I requesting backup.

This is our intern, Amy Wong.

This is stupid.

This is the best Robanukah ever.

This is the first actual work...

This is the saddest day of my life...

This is unacceptable, Leela.

This is unbelievable.

This is Vergon 6.

This is weak.

This is where I brought my girlfriend...

This is Your Majesty's harem.

This isn't healthy. You're living in the past.

This junk isn't garbage.

This picture of your wife...

This place is great and all...

This place just doesn't feel like home.

This place was a great choice.

This sarcophagus should contain the remains...

This slurm can...

This time we are sure she's a woman, right?

This time you'll have all the human comforts

This way we'll both be happy.

This will be my chance to reason with him...

This will kill all the animals.

Those cats can really fly.

Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat ass.

Those things are all from the 19th century.

Thou shalt not snatch.

Though I am already in my pajamas

Threaten all you...

Three, four, five, six...

Three.

Through the slot last night.

Throw it away.

Tilt a whirl's okay...

Time for the daily human hunt.

Time for the drum solo.

Time's up.

To a stinky crater!

To be your royal consort.

To bring you a terrifying announcement.

To bury its never ending output of garbage.

To collect these animals.

To criticize the 20th century.

To deliver a package to Atlantic City.

To destroy the ball.

To distract the public from their real problems.

To download pornography.

To Dr. Wernstrom for his fish thingy.

To Ebola 9, the virus planet.

To end that stupid joke once and for all.

To find who's responsible.

To get exotic gourmet ingredients.

To get us out of here.

To hang out with the boys anymore.

To keep human heads alive in jars.

To learn that a ball of garbage will destroy...

To make someone cry.

To make your own decisions in life.

To obtain a rocket and launch the garbage..

To our most powerful magnetic fields...

To quote the Prophet Jerematic...

To recalibrate these engines?

To reiterate, my terrible secret is...

To save those animals whether you like it or not.

To see a Beastie Boys show.

To shreds, you say.

To Sicily Eight, the mob planet.

To stop treating me like a baby.

To talk to you about our mission.

To the achievements of the 20th century.

To the extent the law requires...

To the gentleman who bought every item in today's auction.

To the world of tomorrow!

To want to be a folksinger.

Today we're going to kick it up a notch...

Today you'll be delivering a crate of subpoenas...

Today's active humans prefer a low calorie bait.

Tomorrow, you'll be making a delivery...

Tonight we're going to party like it's 1999...

True. On this TV, I bet you couldn't even make out my obscene tattoo.

Trust Planet Express for reliable, on time delivery.

Try control alt delete.

Try some Archduke Chocula.

Try to stay with the crowd...

Tsk tsk tsk.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Turn him off and on.

Turn on the anti smell device.

Turns down a free blast of searing hot resin?

Typical 20th century attitude.

Ugh, who buys this trash?

Ugh.

Uh ... .

Uh huh.

Uh huh. What sorority do you belong to?

Uh oh, I don't like the sound of that.

Uh oh, I shouldn't have had seconds.

Uh oh.

Uh oh. There seems to be an electrical disturbance...

Uh, 15 minutes.

Uh, 3000.

Uh, Bender, you didn't touch...

Uh, cross town express.

Uh, do you think you could be...

Uh, hey, I'm no square...

Uh, in theory, perhaps...

Uh, integrity.

Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?

Uh, let's make this quick.

Uh, nothing.

Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the forbidden zone?

Uh, Professor?

Uh, Professor...

Uh, uh... how about that one?

Uh, what about garbage?

Uh, while you're at it...

Uh, yep.

Uh! Now, as I recall...

Uh...

Uh... 80,000 years?

Uh... close enough.

Uh... Fry.

Uh... hello, suckers.

Uh... here.

Uh... I guess to sit here and wait for death.

Uh... I'm a little tired right now.

Uh... I'm ready to go back now.

Uh... is there a human doctor around?

Uh... listen, is there maybe some way we could do this...

Uh... listen, Zapp...

Uh... the fairness in hell act of 2275...

Uh... this.

Uh... too much romance...

Uh... uh, listen, Bender, uh...

Uh... yeah. That rings a bell.

Um... can I have cuts?

Un air conditioned baptism ceremony.

Unbelievable.

Unless ... . Do you take Visa?

Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon.

Unless it was really high or really low.

Until at least my second day as captain

Until they become obsolete...

Until they reached their limit and shut down.

Unto the cold, steel bosom of our congregation.

Up yours, bimbo!

Urectum.

Usual human stuff.

Vergon 6? This light dinner is over.

Very nice.

Very serious, Mayor Poopenmeyer.

Very well, then.

Visa hasn't existed for 500 years.

W W What are we going to do?

W Wha... Hey, hey! Whoa!

Wah!

Wait

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Buddy, what year is this?

Wait a minute. This says "Z ray."

Wait a second.

Wait, I remember this place.

Wait, what's this about Fry?

Wait! You're Pamela Anderson! Cool! What can I get you?

Wait.

Wait. Bender? Bender?

Wait. There's someone you know

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait. What about the animals?

Wait. What fiddle contest?

Wait... you're the only friend I have.

Wake up, Mr. Fry.

WALT: Mr. Fry, it's those three plumbers you called for.

Walt! Cream soda!

Want a jolt?

Want to kill all humans?

Was his apartment rent controlled?

Was into that sort of thing.

Was that original or the remake?

Wasn't I in the future?

Watch it.

Wave after wave of men at your disposal.

We all have commercials in our dreams.

We all know who you're talking about.

We are gathered here today to deliver Brother Bender...

We are gathered to mourn...

We are the robot elders.

We are the true rulers of this planet.

We been looking for you.

We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6

We can definitely escape, Bender.

We can get out of here...

We can hide in here

We can't outrun it forever.

We come in peace.

We don't have your retina scan, fingerprint or colonic map on file.

We don't run off to buy brand name merchandise at low, low prices.

We don't sell those.

We dumped it in the sewer.

We found it.

We gave the world the light bulb, the steamboat...

We give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb.

We got to see craters and rocks...

We had to see the real Moon.

We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law.

We have less than 72 hours.

We have only one option.

We have to reacquaint him with a little thing called sleaze.

We have with us today a guest...

We have you partially surrounded.

We interrupt this sound file...

We just need to draw attention away from the eye area.

We just talked, okay?

We kept saying, One more can't hurt, and then they were gone. We're sorry!

We know all your sins, Bender...

We laughed until our teeth fell out.

We made it!

We might live long enough to starve to death.

We must warn the mayor.

We need your help.

We only got two drops.

We recycle everything.

We share our wisdom with those who seek it.

We should call Leela for help.

We should have gotten store bought costumes.

We sure are cheerful this morning.

We sure do.

We want our TV back.

We wanted to show you that we really do respect your robot heritage

We were going to throw in the sewer.

We'd all be buried under 20th century garbage.

We'll bankrupt Mr. Fry so he'll have to sell the anchovies to us!

We'll be there in five minutes.

We'll begin with point one...

We'll bill you for the couch.

We'll deliver that crate like professionals...

We'll do it

We'll get a couple of toilets..

We'll have one with everything but anchovies.

We'll have to walk like robots talk like robots...

We'll just let ourselves out.

We're all going to die horribly.

We're breaking up.

We're close enough that when you...

We're going to die!

We're heading straight into the electric field.

We're here.

We're heroes!

We're hoping to save the animals of Vergon 6 from extinction.

We're jacking on.

We're not cooking him.

We're out of control!

We're unemployed and we have nowhere to go.

We're unemployed...

We're well aware of that.

We've all talked it over, and...

We've come aboard to plead for your assistance.

We've detected a vessel...

We've got 25 minutes.

We've got a whole lineup of inventors tonight...

We've got room for a whole 'nother two thirds of a person.

We've got to get Fry's...

We've got to get the emperor out of your body...

We've got to get the old Bender back.

We've simulated that on a supercomputer...

We've trashed this room...

Weighs over 10,000 pounds.

Welcome home, pal.

Welcome to a special year 3000 edition...

Welcome to a very special human hunt.

Welcome to Luna Park.

Welcome to my humble chamber...

Welcome to robot hell.

Welcome to the Head Museum.

Welcome to the show.

Welcome to the world of tomorrow.

Welcome to this year's academy symposium.

Welcome!

Well, aren't they?

Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity.

Well, at least my assassin will get what's coming to him.

Well, boys. Your old mother knows when she's been beat.

Well, dark matter is extremely valuable as starship fuel.

Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you.

Well, he didn't check out. The ashtray's still here.

Well, how is his wife holding up?

Well, I can't just do that anymore.

Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today.

Well, I give up..

Well, I got you this time

Well, I have studied abroad..

Well, I suppose I could go as high as ... 300,000!

Well, I'm bushed. Good night.

Well, I'm feeling lucky.

Well, I'm glad we got all that out in the open.

Well, I'm moving out.

Well, I'm not doing it.

Well, I'm out of ideas.

Well, if jacking on will make strangers think I'm cool...

Well, if the oxygen holds out...

Well, if there's anything...

Well, if you don't like that...

Well, it's mostly for show

Well, it's occasionally off by a few seconds...

Well, just make sure you eat them all. You're a growing boy.

Well, let's get looting.

Well, now we can...

Well, okay.

Well, that makes 146,000 unsuccessful hunts in a row...

Well, that solves the mystery of the missing ring.

Well, that's how it feels to me

Well, that's your job whether you like it or not...

Well, the doctor says I'm as healthy as a crab

Well, then it's settled.

Well, then it's time to make some more.

Well, this place has everything except the only thing I care about... a TV.

Well, we're boned.

Well, well, well.

Well, well, well...

Well, what happened to the old crew?

Well, who cares?

Well, you heard the mob.

Well, you were going to live in the closet anyway.

Well..

Well... I guess so.

Well... if that would work.

Were it not for your 20th century garbage making skills...

Wernstrom!

Wha what?

What a class act! Sold!

What a nightmare!

What about crying?

What am I doing?!

What am I going to do?

What are the cigars for?

What are we delivering, anyway?

What are you doing to my ship?

What are you doing with my stuff?

What are you doing?

What are you talking about, Bender?

What are you talking about?

What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

What do I look like? A de bender?

What do you do with it?

What do you heads do all day?

What do you mean we, mammal?

What do you mean, what's that?

What do you mean?

What do you think of the view, Fry?

What do you think?

What does that mean?

What for?

What happened to you?

What happens if we lose?

What have I become?!

What if I just help the two of you find a bigger apartment?

What if I refuse?

What in hell happened to Bender?

What is it you like best about me?

What is it?

What is the matter with you?

What is this?

What it feels like to be so alone.

What just happened?

What plan?

What she ought to do...

What sort of robot...

What th...

What the girders were for.

What the heck is it?

What the hell are you doing here?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell is that?!

What the hell was that?

What the hell were you doing?

What the?

What up?

What was that for?!

What was wrong with your date last night?

What with free will and all.

What, what?

What?

What? Erotic!

What? How can you tell?

What? Listen, you little bastard!

What? My mother was a saint!

What? That's the last straw.

What? What are you talking about?

What? You want human?

What?!

What?! Drinking wine is a sin...

What'll it going to take to get our friend back?

What's going on here?

What's happening?

What's he do?

What's his problem?

What's oil have to do with anchovies?

What's that?

What's this spice for?

What's with all the crap?

Whatever it is, I'm willing to put...

Whatever it is, it's headed straight for us...

Whatever.

Whee!

When and if you return.

When I want, who I want.

When I was going to give up, but I never did. Never.

When my robots start to squeak like an old screen door...

When those other companies aren't brave or foolhardy enough to go...

When we Trisolians enter our nocturnal phase.

When you had that bout with roberculosis.

When you were barely turning senile.

When you're lying stoned in the gutter?

Where am l?

Where are we delivering it to?

Where'd she learn to operate the controls like that?

Where'd they all go?

Where's your bathroom?

Whether I like it or not...

Whew.

Which happened to take the form of a drinking contest.

Which I do... very much.

Which is great, 'cause till now it's just been wasted space.

Which of the following would you most prefer:

Which one?

Which we confiscated from Dr. Wernstrom...

While filtering out the pulp.

While he was exploring the whatchacallit... universe.

While the octopus mooched off his girlfriend...

Who are you talking to, sir?

Who are you?

Who asked you to? I told you a hundred times...

Who cares what you're programmed for.

Who did?

Who doesn't want to be a delivery boy.

Who drank Ungo the Moist...

Who enjoyed a soup composed principally of Throm the Chunky...

Who excretes starship fuel, and that's just as good.

Who guzzled Zorn the Stagnant...

Who programmed me for evil.

Who slurped Hudj the Dewy...

Who threw me in prison.

Who was that guy?

Who will stand up and be saved?

Who would have thought hell would really exist?

Who? Who?!

Who's that jerk?

Who's the gross nerd?

Who's the rocker jockey?

Who's the Zapp Brannigan?

Whoa, slow down.

Whoa, whoa. Wait, Bender.

Whoa!

Whoa! Dear Lord!

Whoa.

Whoa. A real live robot.

Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo whee!

Whoo!

Whose irrational hatred for humans...

Why can't they go today?

Why do you always have to say it that way?

Why does a Moon rock..

Why don't you just come move in with me?

Why don't you just leave me alone, Wernstrom?

Why indeed?

Why is that great news?

Why is the ball on that sproingy thing?

Why is...

Why two?

Why would a robot need to drink?

Why would you pay $1 0,000 for his skeleton?

Why, of course.

Why?

Why's everyone wearing those rings?

Will there be cake?

Will you guys shut up?

Wise guy, huh?

With a lizard tongue or a low I.Q....

With all those big animals.

With blackjack and hookers

With blackjack and hookers.

With enough force to reduce this entire city...

With gusto.

With our planet's foremost political satirist, Florp.

With ten wins on the pro circuit.

With the crab and the one eyed lady and the Chinese girl...

With the super dense substance...

With up tempo singing and dancing.

With you going and me not going?

With your soft, human brain.

With Zapp Brannigan.

Without smashing it to bits

Without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand.

Won't you be just as happy back in your old place?

Wonderful.

Would cause garbage to rain over the entire planet...

Would it be all right if I just gave them a savage beating?

Would monsieur care to see the wine list?

Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds..

Wow, an old fashioned mosh pit.

Wow, I can't believe you guys did all this for me.

Wow, I love symposia.

Wow, I love you guys.

Wow, I never would have thought of that.

Wow, I'm going to be a famous hero...

Wow, that lady's got a huge ass.

Wow, this got here just in time.

Wow, way to tell that guy off.

Wow, you got that off the Internet?

Wow!

Wow! I could swear I was really playing Virtual Skeeball

Wow! The 3 D's great!

Wow! You guys sell every kind...

Wow.

Wow. Heavy drinking crowd.

Wow. Now, this is fantastic.

Wow. The Zapp Brannigan?

Wow. This is beautiful.

Wretched sinner unit...

Wu!

Y You sure I won't be imposing?

Ya hoo!

Yaah...

Yay, yay!

Yay! Calculon's back!

Yeah, and this beer can...

Yeah, and you better get rid of whatever's causing it...

Yeah, barbecue.

Yeah, but everybody's a jerk... you, me, this jerk.

Yeah, but he might get kind of upset.

Yeah, but I guess I'd be kind of angry, too...

Yeah, but the rents are outrageous.

Yeah, but there wasn't a Woolworth's in this quadrant.

Yeah, but this garbage ball's unstoppable now.

Yeah, ever since I was six.

Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.

Yeah, I'll do it when we get back.

Yeah, it was a real chick flick.

Yeah, it's going to be fun on a bun.

Yeah, it's great ordering people around and stuff...

Yeah, like you don't have crap in your neck.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, this past week with Fry's been a blast.

Yeah, well if you're sorry then why are you doing it?

Yeah, well, I'm going to go build my own theme park...

Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.

Yeah, yeah, either one's fine.

Yeah, you know the law...

Yeah!

Yeah! Crank up the radio!

Yeah! Yay!

Yeah. Doing crap work.

Yeah. I mean, he may not have a case...

Yeah. It is cute.

Yeah. That'd be a time saver.

Yeah. We're going to kick it up a notch.

Yeah. Would you kindly shut your noise hole?

Yeah. You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem...

Yep. Drops down to minus 173.

Yep. Every chef knows this is the place...

Yes, but what about the animals?

Yes, by a Democratic Order of Planets mining crew.

Yes, Captain?

Yes, gills.

Yes, I do.

Yes, Miz Leela, tote that space barge...

Yes, Pa.

Yes!

Yes! In your face, Gorgak!

Yes! In your face, Wernstrom!

Yes.

Yes. I guess a robot would have to be crazy...

Yes. Let's all talk about Leela's personal life later.

Yes. Yes!

Yes... Ugh.

Yet in the end, he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick.

Yoo hoo.

You agreed to this when you joined our religion.

You all think robots are just machines...

You almost killed us.

You already imprisoned her under directive B10.81.

You any good at it?

You are in way over your head.

You are now dead.

You are?

You are? Did you grow a mustache since last night?

You barely touched your amoeba.

You big, mostly empty wuss!

You call that a couch?

You can do it.

You can get it in a can, but to really do things right...

You can go back to your precious theme park at sunup.

You can never let your adversary see your pieces.

You can say that here.

You can see their bare circuits

You can sleep in the barn.

You can use this as an eye poker.

You can't bid against Mom.

You can't just sit here listening to classical music.

You can't possibly understand...

You choose a capable prime minister.

You could at least be on time for work.

You did it all backwards.

You did it.

You did your best, Bender.

You did? What happened?

You do know that I made Robanukah up to get out of work, right?

You do now.

You do?

You don't even have a sense of taste.

You don't have to beat around the bush, Leela.

You don't have to do the math to know that's a buttload of oil!

You don't have to know anything

You don't know how things work here.

You don't look very old.

You don't mean that.

You don't work for humans...

You drank a bottle of strange blue liquid.

You drank our emperor!

You drank our emperor! You assassinated him!

You fell asleep on the job.

You get to wear a space suit...

You got it.

You got to strangle yourself a fresh one.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

You guys are true...

You guys could learn a lesson from those two.

You guys were totally out of control.

You had cable. This is satellite.

You have selected "slow and horrible."

You haven't been to work in days. What are you doing?

You heard me.

You just find lying in the streets of Manhattan.

You just have to give guys a chance.

You just made my list.

You kidding? I was a stud.

You know it, porkpie. Except for one thing...

You know the one I mean.

You know you want to.

You know, as a major Hollywood director...

You know, beneath his warm, sunny exterior...

You know, Doug, most guys are put off by my eye.

You know, Fry, I've often thought...

You know, Fry, of all the friends I've had...

You know, I guess it should be...

You know, I'm the luckiest guy in the whole future.

You know, Kif, once my woman returns...

You know, left, down, rotate 62 degrees...

You know, those little headless fish.

You know, we're really not that interested in meeting them.

You know, you don't have to drive all the way to Neptune...

You know, you humans...

You know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon.

You liked that one, right?

You look like a woman who enjoys the finer things.

You make a persuasive argument, Fry.

You make me ashamed to be your friend.

You may choose any of these maidens...

You may feel small pain.

You may pass.

You mean Brannigan's Law?

You might as well stay on Earth.

You might.

You must find this Mr. Fry and install his chip.

You must've had your pick of the litter...

You name it.

You only care about anchovies and stuffy old songs about buttocks.

You owe me one.

You people are nuts.

You really are too picky.

You really hurt his feelings.

You really want a robot for a friend?

You say they broadcast commercials into people's dreams?

You see Emperor Plon here?

You see, Chapek 9 was colonized centuries ago...

You see, I have a terrible secret...

You see, killbots have a preset kill limit.

You see, Vergon 6 was once filled...

You still working at Jack in the Box?

You stink, loser.

You suck!

You touched me in ways I've never been touched before.

You want it?

You want the rest of the cham pag en?

You want to try escaping again?

You were right, Fry.

You will have the honor of executing the prisoners.

You win, young man. I tip my bonnet to you.

You won't even let us on the field.

You young Turks think you know everything.

You youngsters have a package to deliver.

You.

You. You lay out my formal shorts.

You'd rather sit in prison...

You'll be delivering a package to Chapek 9...

You'll be fine.

You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol.

You'll be responsible for ensuring that the cargo...

You'll come crawling back to the Zapper.

You'll find that every heavenly body has...

You'll have 25 minutes to get away.

You'll have to earn it doing chores...

You'll need to see our staff doctor.

You'll only win a smaller silver fiddle.

You'll put somebody's eye out!

You'll want to take this with you.

You're a bad girl, aren't you?

You're a bender, right?

You're a pimple on society's ass...

You're an impressive piece of captain.

You're blind stinking sober.

You're distracting me.

You're from the 20th century?

You're Fry's relative. Do you know how he got so crazy?

You're full of crap, Fry.

You're getting a huge dose of radiation.

You're going to be the ship's cook?

You're going to get yourself killed...

You're going to separate the yolk...

You're impossible.

You're in terrible danger.

You're in the good old year 2000, working at Pinucci's Pizza.

You're in tremendous danger, you idiot!

You're just saying that because he bought you that antique robot toy.

You're my best friend, Fry.

You're my best friend.

You're no more friends with me...

You're not a robot or a man, so you wouldn't understand.

You're not going to believe this...

You're not in the 20th century anymore

You're the first.

You're willing to give.

You've been assigned the job you're best at...

You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?

You've ever had to do around here.

You've got a future around here.

You've got to do more than watch the cooking shows all day.

You've got to find a new place to live.

You've got to the count of five to let me out of here.

You've taught us to hate humans all over again.

Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.

Young man, it's time you learned a lesson ...

Your album just went gold.

Your best friend is out there somewhere...

Your chip

Your city is counting on you.

Your DNA test shows one living relative.

Your drinking or your kleptomania...

Your Highness, a package came for you.

Your honor, I intend to demonstrate...

Your mama.

Your motivation is you're back in 2000 and your head's still on your body ...

Your package isn't.

Your permanent career assignment.

Your turn.

Yup. He's gay.

Yup. It's December 31, 2999.

Zapp Brannigan.

Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War.

Zapp, last night was a mistake.

Zapp, we're out of fuel.

Zero one one zero zero one... two."

Zero!

Zevulon the great.

Zuben Five over 29 million years ago.

1 00,000!

30 degrees... 32 degrees...

31... but I couldn't go on living...

78, 79, 79.50 ... .

3000? Yes! I'm still in the future!

"Death by airlock failure." Mm hmm.

"Death by brain parasite." Yah

# Tammy D gets biz on the crops # # Crops #

#... For the Flintstone Flop # # Flop #

A what kind of a disturbance? Electrical.

Aah! What the...

Agreed? Agreed

Are you okay, Bender? None of your business! Get off my back!

Are you sure? Definitely.

at an alarming rate? Uh...

Bath what? Bathroom.

But I don't like being a delivery boy. Well, that's tough.

Captain... Uh huh?

Clear? Clear.

Don't do it. I don't know what it is yet.

Hey, Amy. Hey.

Hey! He stole my ring. Sorry.

Him. Oh.

Hmm? Look, it's that crate...

Huh? Huh? Huh?

It's too low. Hang on.

No! Look, one eye

Oh, boy

Oh, I'll have some. Oh, yeah. Popcorn.

Probably you. Me?

Right? Right.

Right. Yeah, okay.

So? Look at all these guys.

Then you'll be fired. Fine.

This is Vergon 6. Buh.

This planet is completely uninhabited? No.

Uh huh. I'd like you to reconsider...

Um... Oh, I... Uh...

Wah! Hey, thanks for coming.

Wait! No, thanks.

was just a modified howitzer. Yep.

We have to go down and rescue him. No, we can't.

What room? Bathroom.

What up? Word.

What's wrong? Nothing.

Wow. Not on the same channel, of course.

You're too picky. Yeah.

American Express? 600 years.

And you, sir? No, thanks

Are you crazy? It's a can of fish. Don't tell me how to spend my money.

Discover card? Sorry, we don't take Discover.

Dumb ass. What a nice lady!

I have an idea for a sitcom. Leave him alone, Leela.

I'm boned! Freeze, scuzzbot!

Line! Soda!

No, Edner! Put that down! Oh.

Of course. How is that possible?

Ow! Ow!

Sold! Yes!

That was quick. So, what do I owe you?

Then he doesn't know I won the Oscar? Nope.

Two. Fourteen. Six.

Weren't there ads in your time? Well, sure. But not in our dreams.

What?! Oh, my, yes. Fished to death.

What's wrong, Mommy? It's those damned anchovies!

Who are you? I'm Mr. Pinucci.

You know what needs to be done. What?

... a very reasonable ... .

... about Lightspeed brand briefs.

... and 50 million dollars worth of anchovies.

... and milk cartons, and bananas and written in the sky.

... and movies, and at ball games and on buses ...

... and you want a cheese pizza.

... at Mom's Old Fashioned Video Surveillance Unit.

... but I finally found what I need to be happy. Things, not friends.

... each one needing an oil change every 3000 miles.

... in a bunch of Third World kids, and bam!

... is Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil.

... of Angry Norwegian brand anchovies, circa 1997.

... or sit here wallowing in your prehistoric junk?

... so I can share the food I love with the people I like.

... than the next leading brand.

... that comes to 4.3 billion dollars.

... that suck blood out of ... .

... that's when I reach for a can of Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil.

... they could stick the oil making gene ...

... well, here's contemporary actress, Pamela Anderson.

... would lubricate 1 0 robots permanently.

...and Bigfoot is down!

...and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?

...came fresh from the oven? Petridge Farm remembers.

...concerning our pest problem.

...or having fun.

'Cause if you're a sinner...

'cause there's no god...

'Scuse me. I got to go change a lightbulb.

" One zero zero zero...

"A minus"?

"Borry?"

"Death by sonic diarrhea

"I.C. Wiener"?

"one zero one zero one zero one zero one...

"Quick and painless" or "slow and horrible."

"You gotta do what you gotta do."

"Z" is just as good. In fact, it's better.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[MURMURING]

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[SIR MIX A LOT'S BABY GOT BACK PLAYS]

[SLAPPING]

[SNORES]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SQUEAKING]

[THEME FROM SANFORD AND SON PLAYS]

[ZAPPING]

# 'Bot wash #

# 'Bot wash, yeah #

# "Style, profile," I said #

# And hey! Ho! #

# And sing a whaling tune. #

# And sing our whaling tune #

# Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing #

# Beastie Boys known to let the beat... mm, drop? #

# Before you... #

# Bot wash, yeah #

# But I know we'll meet again #

# But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales #

# But there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales #

# C'mon y'all and sing it with me #

# Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em #

# Come on, Fry, don't be scared #

# Don't know where #

# Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme #

# Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights #

# From the Hudson River... #

# Gambling's wrong and so is cheating #

# Goin' through the 'bot wash #

# Goin' through the robot wash #

# Hallelujah #

# Hallelujah, hallelujah... #

# Here on level one of robot hell #

# Hey, Bender, going to make some noise #

# How many roads must a man walk down #

# I don't feel well #

# I don't know when #

# I got a big ol' head #

# I'll be blasting all the humans #

# I'll be blasting all the humans in the world #

# I'll be blasting all the humans in the world, in the world #

# I'm pit boss here on level two #

# I'm sure at least one of us will be spared #

# It always brings me back when I hear, "Ooh, child" #

# It's a mirage #

# It's okay to look at my head #

# It's up to us to rescue him #

# It's us who tempted him to sin #

# Just tell me why? #

# Knee deep in electric slime #

# La la la, look at my head #

# Let's let Lady Luck decide #

# Like numbers beyond what you can dial #

# Maybe he likes it here in hell #

# Maybe he's back at the motel #

# Maybe it's because we're so versatile #

# Musicians need that income to survive #

# My ass has blisters from the slide #

# My crimes were merely boyish pranks #

# Oh, I'll shoot her with my ray gun #

# Oh, keep smiling through #

# Oh, my #

# Oh, what a beautiful day. #

# Oh, what a beautiful morning #

# Please read this 55 page warrant #

# Please stop sinning while I'm singing #

# Publishing indecent magazines #

# Rolled up and smoked like a panatela #

# Sabotage #

# Sabotage, yeah. #

# Selling bootleg tapes is wrong #

# She'll be coming around the mountain #

# She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes #

# She'll be coming around the mountain, she'll be..

# She'll be riding six white horses #

# She'll be riding six white horses when she comes #

# So is forging phony I.O.U. S #

# So just sit back, enjoy the ride #

# Some sunny day #

# Telling you all it's a... #

# That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five #

# Then please let me explain #

# There must be robots worse than I #

# Trapped forever here in robot hell. #

# We carry a harpoon #

# We checked around, there really aren't #

# We'll find ways to simulate that smell #

# We'll meet again #

# We're whalers #

# We're whalers on the Moon #

# We're whalers on the Moon, we carry a harpoon #

# We're whalers on the... #

# Well, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes #

# Well, now, don't you tell me to smile #

# What a sorry fella #

# What type of torture's justified #

# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

# With the hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys #

# Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun #

# Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes #

# Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes, when she comes #

# You stick around, I'll make it worth your while #

# You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks #

# You'll pay for every crime #

# You'll suffer till the end of time #

$1 0.77, same as my PIN number.

$30, please.

$30! I can't afford that.

1 5,000! 20!

30. No, 40! 50,000!

50. Going once, twice WOMAN: 75,000.

500! Oh, mercy be. A million.

Futurama - Season 1
Futurama is an animated science fiction sitcom that first aired in 1999, captivating viewers with its clever humor, colorful characters, and imaginative storylines. Created by Matt Groening, the mastermind behind The Simpsons, this futuristic series quickly gained a loyal fanbase and became a cultural phenomenon. The ensemble cast of Futurama brings to life a unique and eccentric group of characters. The main protagonist is Fry, voiced by Billy West, an ordinary pizza delivery boy from the year 1999 who accidentally cryogenically freezes himself and wakes up in the year 3000. Fry's naivety and quirky personality make him an endearing and relatable character. He embarks on adventures with his new friends and coworkers at Planet Express, an interplanetary delivery company. Leela, voiced by Katey Sagal, is a one-eyed alien mutant who works as the no-nonsense captain of the Planet Express ship. Leela adds a strong and no-nonsense presence to the show while grappling with her own identity and searching for her origins. John DiMaggio voices Bender, a foul-mouthed, beer-drinking, and kleptomaniac robot with a gambling problem. Bender's sarcastic wit and love for mischief make him a fan favorite character, always ready to challenge the status quo. Other notable characters include Professor Farnsworth (Billy West), Fry's distant relative and the eccentric owner of Planet Express, as well as Hermes Conrad (Phil LaMarr), the company's bureaucratic and obsessive-compulsive bureaucrat. Dr. Zoidberg (Billy West) is a lobster-like alien and the company's in-house doctor, whose lack of medical knowledge often leads to hilarious outcomes. Amy Wong (Lauren Tom) is a wealthy intern at Planet Express and serves as the show's socialite, bringing a touch of privilege and occasional shallow behavior. Finally, Zapp Brannigan (also voiced by Billy West) is a pompous and egotistical captain in the Earth Space Navy who often finds himself at odds with the Planet Express crew. The first season of Futurama introduces viewers to this motley crew and establishes the show's distinctive brand of humor. Each episode explores various science fiction concepts and satirizes elements of modern society, seamlessly blending social commentary with entertaining storylines. Whether it's tackling issues like environmentalism, consumerism, or even human relationships, Futurama manages to strike the perfect balance between wit and heart. If you're looking to immerse yourself in the world of Futurama, you can play and download various sounds from the show to fully experience its comedic brilliance. From Bender's iconic catchphrases to the sound effects of the Planet Express ship zooming through space, these sounds add an extra layer of fun to your Futurama experience. Whether you want to relive your favorite moments or create your own Futurama-themed content, these sounds are the perfect way to enhance your immersion in this beloved animated sitcom. In conclusion, Futurama's first season remains a timeless and beloved TV series that continues to garner a dedicated following. With its imaginative storytelling, relatable characters, and sharp humor, it provides endless entertainment for both casual viewers and die-hard fans. So sit back, relax, and journey into the future with Fry, Leela, and Bender as they navigate the wonders and absurdities of the 31st century. And remember, you can play and download your favorite Futurama sounds right here.
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