♯ Bob's Burgers - Season 2 Soundboard

A 60 year old man, still battling his bully.

A big part of Paddy's job was dusting Caffrey's money.

A blonde cook. Blooks have more fun.

A boobity boobity boobity boo!

A chance to get the joke. Chickenplant.

A Civil War reenactor?

A crap attack. Don't have one.

A funny male maid.

A Guillermo mojado.

A guy. Jimmy Pesto. I hate him.

A hot yoga studio.

A little bit. Yes.

A little cup of coffee told me to come.

A little pain might do him some good.

A lot of e mails. Mostly spam.

A new name calls for a new look.

A patty cake, a patty cake, a baker's man! Woo!

A pediatrician who hates kids? We want to talk to you.

A penis pill into your casserole.

A piece of forbidden fruit...

A really interesting guy at the festival.

A redo! That's genius!

A redo. One time, to get out of a Spanish test,

A spin off? Your own show, guys, with me producing.

A subscription to Highlights. He loves that magazine.

A thousand bucks.

A video game, right here in our restaurant.

Aah!

Aah! Anthrax!

Aah! Gayle! What are you doing here?

Aah! I had a baby!

Aah! What're you doing?

Abandoned warehouse! Pent up feelings!

About fame destroying relationships?

About her bank account.

About his wel's the longest wins the jawbreaker.

About not giving in to trends?

About the other trucks so that people will come to ours?

Accidentally on purpose.

According to my calculations, you're next

Accounts receivable specialist.

Action!

Actually, you've had better days.

Actually, your mother does it for me.

Add some oil and vinegar to these, and...

Adieu, Robert, adieu!

Adorable.

After all, Reggie's bread is stale.

After you fondled my buttocks at the dentist's office.

After you stole all that money?

Again? I can't stop now, Lin.

Ah, can't stand all that drab gray.

Ah, hello, Linda.

Ah, here you go, sir.

Ah, it sounds funny.

Ah, looks like you finally

Ah, no, wait, wait, wait. What's, uh...

Ah, no. No, thanks.

Ah, okay, well, now, now we stopped rolling.

Ah, slow, slow, slow.

Ah, that didn't work.

Ah, the new Gayle is happy and helpful... I love it.

Ah, there it is. Burgerboss.

Ah, this... remind me how it ends.

Ah, what the hell.

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Get... Ow!

Ah! Ha ha! Cooking segment!

Ah! Let me out of here!

Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh! Oh, oh...!

Ah! Relish hole!

Ah! Tina!

Ah! Uh, that's great.

Ah! What is that?!

Ah. Yeah. No.

Ah. You do it. I have no spit.

Ah... Did I win?!

Ah... good one.

Ah... Great dinner, Mom.

Ahh ha ha! We're doing it.

Ahh. Oh!

Ahh...

Ahoy, there, mateys!

Albany, Montgomery, Juneau, Phoenix,

All aboard the burger train!

All good advice! Look, if it'll make you feel better,

All I have to do is act like this damsel.

All I know is I was just talking to Ken,

All my bad reviews to glowing ones...

All of this is because you went and wrote "Bob Sux"

All of this started because of you!

All past due.

All righisten, can Mickey hear this? No. He's...

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, let's stop blaming and start gaming.

All right, all right.

All right, everybody, calm down.

All right, everyone in the pool. Come on.

All right, everyone, back to work.

All right, fine.

All right, girls! Go, girls!

All right, hang on a... I'll get you guys down.

All right, have fun. And then more?

All right, here we are.

All right, here's a sample.

All right, here's how we're gonna do this.

All right, I don't have a plan, okay?!

All right, I got an idea.

All right, I'll leave you two love birds alone

All right, I'll turn myself in.

All right, keep an eye out

All right, kiddo, we've had our fun now.

All right, let let's see what we got next.

All right, let's try it.

All right, Mickey,

All right, Mickey, listen up.

All right, Mickey, you you have to give up.

All right, now, listen very carefully.

All right, now's my chance.

All right, off, off, off, off, off.

All right, okay.

All right, shut up. Forget it.

All right, someone better tell me what the hell's going on!

All right, stop the finger pointing.

All right, uh, who needs a piece of cake?

All right, we gotta go, come on.

All right, we'll get those, then head back to the restaurant.

All right, we're done.

All right, we're out of the restaurant.

All right, well, hurry up.

All right, well, let me take your stuff upstairs.

All right, who wants cheese?

All right, you two, scoot.

All right!

All right! Freaky friend fiction!

All right! If you think that's

All right? I'm gonna roll.

All right.

All right. Everyone's got their seat belt on.

All right. Hang on. Hang on.

All right. Yeah, you put your...

All the stones!

All the teenagers leave! Little Leaguers, too!

All these people standing around with cameras.

All these years, Bob,

Almost as good as your what is past due? argument.

Almost blameless?

Also, if boys had utuses they'd be called duderuses.

Also, want to be part of our new cooking segment?

Although we both want to.

And a coupon for my dad's restaurant. Okay.

And a maxi pad.

And a new voice.

And a piñata and large satin pillows. Now!

And a safety deposit box.

And a smack!

And add smiley faces.

And Andy knows all the capitals.

And anyway, say good bye to the trucks, kids.

And babies.

And brag about how long your butt crack is.

And brush and brush and brush and spit.

And come to the mall, I'm going to give it to Jimmy Junior!

And cut.

And did drugs.

And don't tell Mom and Dad about my litter box.

And don't touch them,

And eight, and nine, and ten...

And ends with your tippy toes.

And entertain the crap out of everybody.

And fight a rat over a block of cheese.

And figure it out from there.

And finally, for Gene, a jawbreaker.

And five, six, seven, eight...

And for Louise... four hour energy drink.

And for three payments of $900, he can be your best friend.

And Gene, you actually banged us to freedom.

And get down to the gold.

And get me another browie!

And go pick up Bob when he's ready?

And go take a nap, all right?

And Greek yogurt.

And have truck prom.

And he had a long white beard like Santa Claus.

And he was just Parrot Man?

And he was mean.

And he's dumb!"

And help me with the grill?

And here's one of my terms.

And here's the kids' room.

And how will we become a famous father son close up magic team?!

And I accidentally stuck a needle through his cheek.

And I broke my tooth.

And I found this on the beach. I think it could help me.

And I have just withdrawn her money for peace of mind, huh?

And I have The Prince on my side.

And I I thought it was you, and now, your sister thinks

And I need to get it off!

And I need your help.

And I told you, I have a raging staph infection under here.

And I'm gonna knock "Bob Sux" off the board!

And I'm gonna read it to the whole school myself.

And I'm usually not that good at picking up on vibes.

And if I did, this would be a horrible pep talk.

And if they fall flat, then that's them.

And if we don't pass, we have to go to summer school.

And if you don't stop acting like a prude a bega

And into Downward Stork.

And it must be time for... Hey, Good Cookin'!

And it was great." All right, come here. Come here, come here.

And it works! The Prince of Persuasia?

And it'll look like this!

And it's a big domino effect thing.

And it's close. I can smell it.

And it's, uh, it's gonna get kind of heavy here.

And jazz hands.

And last, but not least...

And let's be honest, there's a race thing going on here.

And lift up the baby

And make fun of her for not knowing it.

And make some mini pizza bagels.

And make them into one stupider word, Randy.

And maybe we'll be okay

And me!

And my credit score's on the low side, but...

And my moisturizing gloves!

And my socks. And my other socks.

And no one knows about it!

And no rhythm?!

And no, I don't mean add caramel.

And not to be embarrassed, no matter what. Well, that's good advice.

And now I'd like to welcome festival chairman Paul Blinkman

And now I'm on hold at the bank. Hey!

And now I'm paying it forward.

And now that's what they think... forever.

And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?

And Ollie can see in the dark.

And one of you behind me at all times,

And order Indonesian take out.

And other people with masks!

And oven on the cutting board. Hmm?

And oyster forks.

And replace it with this $20 bill.

And see if I can get out of it.

And she brought a suitcase.

And she's Dr. Yap's problem.

And so, facing major fines from the FCC,

And some basil...

And stare at me?

And steal our own customers.

And steal the journal back from her.

And taking back the night!

And Tammy can go sit in syrup.

And tell the guy to let himself in.

And that we knocked off some of your mirrors.

And that's how Dina plays the game.

And that's our American flag...

And that's why I ditched my brother and sister.

And the grill going at once. Okay. What'll happen?

And the president of this club.

And the tunnels were booby trapped

And then a smaller island nearby, for farting.

And then everybody reads about it,

And then I'm going to, uh...

And then make a big deal about it.

And then order a pizza

And then probably a bloovie.

And then tell the deer he's late for a meeting!

And then the baseball game.

And then we can sneak off and hit the slopes...

And then we'll put Gene here.

And then what you thought was pink is brown,

And then, some curry paste...

And there's nothing you can do to stop me! Let's stay friends.

And there's the Cafeteria Lady. Hi.

And these pain pills, I should be good to go.

And they used me in their lie. What do you expect?

And they're grass fed, cruelty free soy bison.

And think I'm a freak, especially Jimmy Junior.

And this family's going right in the crapper.

And this goes in here.

And this one needs plunging!

And this will make you feel tough.

And this year Tabitha Johansson is headlining the concert.

And Tina's body pillow! He has a name!

And today, uh...

And today's chef is Bob of Bob's Burgers.

And toned our Kegels

And Tran's noodles are..

And Tyler, I want you to also smile.

And used your children.

And voilà¡.

And wait this out.

And we have a winner... it's a new truck...

And we know everything.

And we'll see about restructuring your loans.

And we're going after the same princess.

And what you thought was symmetrical is not.

And when I do, I'm gonna wipe that smirk off your...

And when you're done here, change my litter box.

And where were you going with my margarita mix?

And who is this furry fella?

And why are you showing so much skin?

And why is your face painted like a cat?

And you and you

And you don't want to wait in line.

And you have fun beating up Darryl, here, all right.

And you know something, I'm all right

And you must be Bob's wife.

And you pushing and licking everything in sight

And you use your core strength to do the work.

And you want to give her whatever she needs, Bobby.

And you were the dead weight, I'm guessing.

And you, Mort.

And you, your pants are overdone and dry!

And you'd bring margaritas.

And you're a creative, imaginative girl.

And you're here all alone without Team Soft Serve.

And your new tat?

And, eventually, she'll find herself another Vinny.

And, Pepe,

And, Taff, what are the words?

And, uh, of course some eggplant...

Andy, can I take your backpack on a walk?

Andy! Ollie!

Andy? Ollie?

Another child left behind.

Another Frond innovation in the crapper.

Another metal detector! Yay.

Another one of your peeing races with Jimmy?

Another Taff tantrum, right on schedule.

Anthrax smells like babies!

Anthrax! Run for your lives!

Anyone else coming?

Anyone else think it's odd

Anyone want to help me throw this through the window?

Anyone want to talk about it?

Anyway, Caffrey didn't trust banks,

Anyway, Caffrey ran liquor

Anyway, I was thinking maybe, um,

Anyway, since you're such a good writer,

Anyway, so with these...

Anyway... Everyone gets drunk and spends lots of money.

Aqua Boogie by P Funk?

Are funding my one way ticket to Pound Town.

Are there any shows or movies left in the world

Are there cops on the phone?

Are they ice cream, or regular?

Are they the cutest couple on TV or what, Gene?

Are we finally getting a falcon?

Are we just going to ignore the fact

Are you a fisherman who hates fish?

Are you a little bunny?

Are you all right, Louise?

Are you D R L?

Are you expecting someone?

Are you insane?

Are you just going to stand there

Are you kidding me with that pickle?!

Are you made of taffy?

Are you making another documentary?

Are you not entertained?!

Are you okay?

Are you okay? I'm fine.

Are you ready to order?

Are you serious? You both know how to ski?

Are you still doing the half off your meal...

Are you sure you guys are naked?!

Are you that boy from the studio audience?

Are, too!

As in, What is it?

As long as it doesn't interfere with school work.

As long as we get Michelin recommended,

As long as we're giving orders, put some clothes on!

As when I said it with Tina.

As you know, sir,

As your first customer, I can tell you,

Asian, European, Latin, American.

Ask about my money.

Ask him what he'll do for a pack of smokes.

Asparagus!

Ass in the breeze.

At 6:00, on the dot, hit the deck.

At least he saw the rainbow.

At least we didn't lose this check.

At school. At school!

At the end of the day, it's for the best.

At the puberty zoo. What's wrong with her face?

Attaboy.

Attention, everybody.

Aunt Gayle got her groove back... sexy.

Aw, Gene! That's my spot!

Aw, I'm proud of you, Bobby.

Aw, people like you.

Aw, sick!

Aw, what a waste.

Aw, you make me feel like a king.

Aw, you two couldn't make it work?

Aw!

Aw.

Aw. My little grand doody.

Aw. They made a poster, Bobby.

Aw...

B O B... one.

Ba baba bo bo eh eh...

Baby steps, baby steps, baby steps.

Bacon wrapped scallop?

Balls.

Banging things down here.

Bathroom clowns!

Be one of the tallest guys in the bar,

Be right with you.

Because I love you. Mm mm.

Because I'm an adult and, oh, guess what, so are you.

Because I'm going to need your help.

Because it's the face of your new synchronized swimming coach.

Because some critic gave it a bad review!

Because Tammy stole my erotic friend fiction.

Because tomorrow we are taking back the street.

Because we're a burden.

Because. Why?

Because... we're your parents

Beef curtains!

Beef curtains. Gene.

Beef fight! Beef fight! Beef fight!

Beefsquatch likey like.

Beefsquatch signed it. Oh, my God!

Beefsquatch took you down! That's it!

Beefsquatch!

Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!

Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!

Beefsquatched all over his special moment.

Before every meal, he wipes his hands

Before I spoil it and make it just a regular day.

Before the review.

Before they let you out on the boat.

Before we cut this guy loose, I just want one slap, okay?

Before we dive in, maybe we could watch you do a few moves.

Before we go to bed.

Behind the counter, playing banker.

Besides, I can't afford to close the restaurant.

Besides, my wife's sister is in town, so...

Best human shields ever.

Between the repairs, the gas... Hey, Dad...

Between you inviting half of the town,

Big commitment.

Big mistake! Big!

Big news... Taff is upset!

Blabbity blabbity, I'm getting outta here.

Blackmail?

Bleep bloop bloop bloop.

Blow glass with Randy and some interesting guy.

Blue hanky! Blue hanky!

Blue hanky? Blue hanky?

Bob never mentioned he had a semi attractive sister in law.

Bob sucks!

Bob, Bob, let me in.

Bob, calm down.

Bob, Gene, look at yourselves!

Bob, I have to take this call.

Bob, I'm just mirroring your energy!

Bob, let's go. Hold on one second...

Bob, this is Linda.

Bob, this is too cold.

Bob, you excited or what?

Bob, you're not gonna close the restaurant, are you?

Bob!

Bob! Bob!

Bob! I'm gonna catch you!

Bob! It's Mickey!

Bob! What if you brought the burgers over yourself?

Bob? Bob?

Bob? Yeah.

Bob? You're a patty daddy?

Bob?!

Bob?! Oh.

Bob. Yep. Dad, if you die,

Bob's a hostage now. No. W Wait, no.

Bob's at the dentist today,

Bob's Burgers!

Bob's Burgers.

Bob's got a point.

Bob's got plans tonight.

Bob's one to Bob's two.

Bob's Phone Company?

Bobby, I'll trade you that for two of the other things.

Bobby, take the ice cream out of the microwave.

Bobby, they're everywhere. We're outnumbered.

Bobby, want to come over and watch the game tonight?

Bobby, you bought a food truck? How can we afford this?

Bobby, you in there?

Bobby, you know that.

Bobby!

Bobby! How did you miss that?!

Bobby! I'm worried about you.

Bobby? No, Teddy. I'm not.

Bobida boobida bop bop bop ba!

Body? Face?

Boo! Boo! Boo!

Boobity boobity ba bida ba.

Booby, booby, booby, booby. Booby, booby, booby, booby, booby.

Borat!

Boring.

Both. Okay.

Bottled up for so long.

Boys, stop fighting!

Brag.

Bring him back to his senses.

Bring it on, Beefcrotch!

Bring your friend fiction to life.

Bringing you guys along was a big mistake.

Brush, brush, brush.

Buddy dies, poor doggie.

Buns... sen.

Burger in one hand, beer in the other

Burger with Swiss chard on it.

Burgerboss is gonna get you!

Burgers are right here. Or nonfat frozen yogurt.

Burgers?

Burn, you beautiful bench, burn!

But a drawing of a robot.

But after watching you torture my father,

But also don't make too much eye contact.

But at least this family's back to normal.

But count me out.

But Darryl, he doesn't like it.

But do you season? Get up, Gene.

But hey, at least we got to go skiing, right?

But how will I know what it tastes like?

But I can't get past level 29 and that stupid chicken leg.

But I don't have anything planned

But I don't want to do it anymore.

But I don't want to go through my military history right now.

But I got on the board.

But I just finished it.

But I mustn't not.

But I shouldn't have said it so loud.

But I use fresh ingredients, so, you know,

But I want to say you didn't want that.

But I was so wrong.

But I'll never quit being your mommy.

But I'm not a monster! I'm a real boy!

But I'm not here to do that, all right?

But ironic detachment is great.

But it is coming down with me.

But it paid off.

But it was bring your own bean.

But it's a bad movie, right?

But it's gonna cost you. $10,000.

But it's just a butt!

But it's yours.

But know this! I will taste Pam's hair!

But Linda picked me up from the...

But Mom's been logging her dreams

But never let Jimmy Junior see this.

But only one of us has pliers.

But physical education is a state requirement.

But she can't come. And she quit.

But sure, let's base all our decisions on that.

But they call them "Mulligans."

But this one's down here.

But we can still jump up and down!

But we had a talk, and Tina's feeling better, so...

But we passed the performance?

But we righted the ship.

But what a hit job.

But what about all that stuff you said

But what does past due even mean, you know?

But when he kissed me good bye this morning,

But you do have to go back to P.E.

But you guys, you want to take a lesson?

But you know she's talking about her vagina.

But you put me up to this.

But you said if he ever saw it, he'd never talk to me again.

But you still got to go to school, little lady.

But you took the fun out of it.

But your father doesn't feel the same way

But, uh, I'm glad I could help.

But, what if, I don't know, instead of class,

But... Aw, come on, guys!

But... I I did all three steps!

By a famous person?

By me.

By the chickenplant this morning.

By which, I mean best in the entire school.

By your harsh words!

Bye bye, frown!

C'mere.

C4. Move off explosives.

Caffrey didn't make his money from candy, you know.

Caffrey's treasure is as good as ours.

Cake. The New York Times says, "Cake makes everything

Call me next time you find something

Call the fire department 'cause my buns are burning!

Can I get your autograph?

Can I have that?

Can I just text her back? She'll be really mad if I don't.

Can I please have my mask back? No!

Can I put you down for garbanzo?

Can I still use them as guest towels?

Can it even drive?

Can we agree that Randy is blameless here?

Can we even trust her now? That's a good point.

Can we get a sample of the melted?

Can you check my math homework for me?

Can you handle some kids? Hell, yeah.

Can you imagine being on a boat with those people?

Can you just put it in the microwave for me?

Can't reach them!

Can't you tell that Jimmy Junior likes the new you?

Cars'll be slipping and sliding all over the place.

Catch you? Why would I catch you?

Caw, caw, caw!

Caw! I get it. I'm in your dressing room.

Chad doesn't have a partner.

Chard to a Crisp burger.

Check Family Funtime.

Chicken leg!

Children lead to sexual intercourse and vice versa.

Chillax.

China. Stick to noodles, right?

Chinese? Burgers.

Choo ch ch ch... Mm mm, mm mm.

Chowster?

Circumcise me! Circumcise me! Quick, quick!

Classic.

Clench that pelvic floor!

Cockroach! Gene.

Come back safe, Bobby.

Come back safe, Bobby.All right? Let's go, Bob.

Come by the bank tomorrow

Come here, beef boy!

Come here, you!

Come here.

Come here. Aw, little baby.

Come here. Come here, come over here.

Come in.

Come on, baby, give me a smooch.

Come on, Dad! Solidarity!

Come on, Dr. Yap.

Come on, get in on this.

Come on, girl! Come on! I can't stop! I can't stop!

Come on, give me your keys, Seth.

Come on, I can break a 50.

Come on, if you're gonna be loud, you gotta be proud!

Come on, J Ju. Saddle up!

Come on, Linda. Let's get tanked! Yeah.

Come on, Tammy! So lame.

Come on, Tina.

Come on, Tina. We were just starting to have fun.

Come on, you can't park here!

Come on, you've let me do it before!

Come on!

Come on! Hah!

Come on! Let me film you!

Come on! Yeah!

Come on. Don't boo.

Come on. Where are they? Show me, girl.

Come on. You owe me.

Come over here. Come here.

Come, come, come.

Come. That's, uh... Come to Momma.

Comes with a boob job.

Coming right up.

Concentric circles.

Cooking segment! Cooking segment!

Cool! Mom packed tampons for lunch!

Cool.

Cool. That's my mom's!

Cool... oh, cool. You're ready.

Cops touching my hair, laughing at me,

Copy that.

Could be fine, could be a giant fireball.

Could be worse.

Could go great, could be a disaster... Okay. I got it.

Could you, uh, tone it down out there a little?

Couple things to know.

Crap.

Crowning Otter!

Cruelty free?

Cute room. I used to have one of these. I cut its mane off.

Cutting and going to the mall.

Cutting what? Cutting classes.

D Darryl, don't go. I I need your help.

Dad was using us to get into Family Funtime

Dad, Dad, another Civil War reenactor is here.

Dad, do you want some help with the soft serve?

Dad, don't forget monkey brains.

Dad, don't go! Don't go!

Dad, drive.

Dad, go change into your suit.

Dad, he's gone.

Dad, I just remembered, I have an account there, too,

Dad, I love you. Please don't go! Please don't go!

Dad, I need to talk to Mickey.

Dad, pay the man. No, $50... for that?

Dad, take out the lettuce

Dad, that's so cheap for what you're getting.

Dad, we felt we should be here as your PR fir...

Dad, what was your score again?

Dad!

Dad! Some hairy guy's trying to kill me!

Dad. Hmm?

Dad's a local celebrity.

Dad's freaking out. I'm not freaking out!

Daddy!

Dagnabbit, pee popper, nuts to poppa, stinka boob taka,

Damn it, Ollie!

Damn it.

Darryl, I want you to smile.

Darryl, you're something... right? Black?

Daylight!

Dead end? Ugh.

Deal with it!

Dear Diary, tonight we're sneaking into

Deep inside her body, called Insatia.

Definitely signed this form.

Delivery. I need someone to sign.

Demolish that taffy factory tomorrow.

Desert Storm.

Detention is no big deal, Mom. Don't have a crap attack.

Did somebody say sailing lessons?

Did you beat Jimmy?

Did you bring any honey

Did you fall in something shiny on your lips?

Did you get to meet Pam?

Did you go to robot college?!

Did you know Mom and Dad were a thing?

Did you read my diary?

Did you sign the card?

Did you throw it in a volcano?

Didn't know you had it in you, Dad.

Didn't you, Linda?

Dig, Gene!

Dina only plays offense.

Dina talks like this.

Dina, what have you done? Let's get him!

Dina.

Dina's filling in... and I'm her.

Dina's ready to mingle

Dingle, Berry, Gas Tank, Blabbermouth.

Dirty spot on the counter that I can never get out!

Divulging amazing secrets.

Do I have a hard line yet? Line's up.

Do I look just like Tammy? This is Tina talking, not Tammy.

Do I return them? Do I pretend I never noticed?

Do I wash the other one intensely

Do it, Do it. Good. Okay, okay.

Do it! Leave the entertaining to the pros... meaning me

Do not shoot me! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Do scissor kicks and perfect lifts.

Do these pair well with an IPA?

Do you guys have lice? I do. I do.

Do you have a job or you live with your mom? Job.

Do you knit?

Do you need a diversion? I'll scream.

Do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?

Does anyone there need a pen pal?

Does it have any special features?

Does it have anything to do with jazz?

Does margarita mix have alcohol in it?

Does this taste like enchilad ass?

Doesn't anyone knock around here?

Doesn't mean you can spit shine the tables.

Don't ask them any questions, obviously.

Don't be gentle.

Don't be such a baby.

Don't be such a boob punch.

Don't do it.

Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby.

Don't feed a guy a sponge.

Don't follow me!

Don't forget to breathe.

Don't go near it.

Don't leave me with these friggin' kids.

Don't look at me with your judgmental, hollow eyeholes.

Don't look at me. Well, you're the one that wanted to have one.

Don't lower your hands, Teddy! You're scaring him.

Don't make me choose.

Don't mind if I do!

Don't read your friend fiction!

Don't tell anyone.

Don't tell me how to love you!

Don't tell me not to dance, Dad!

Don't tell Mom and Dad. Okay,

Don't tell the kids.

Don't throw it out. No, no, I wouldn't eat that.

Don't touch me. You're all sweaty.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, Bobby.

Don't worry, everybody, only 15 miles to go.

Don't worry, Louise!

Don't worry.

Don't you care about your independent study?

Don't you make noises at me, you judge a roo.

Don't you remember during the last Olympics?

Don't you tell me not to have a crap attack!

Don't you worry.

Don't, don't breathe that.

Don't, don't, don't, don't!

Don't, don't. Wait!

Don't, Lin. Don't use that as a verb.

Doody! Doody!

Doofus, Brace face,

Down here!

Down in front! Thank you.

Down there you can use to climb out?

Down!

Downhill.

Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he's looking at my molars,

Dr. Yap will be right with you.

Dr. Yap, earlier today, I fell for you.

Dr. Yap!

Draw a picture of my dad's mustache

Dress like her dad.

Drive safe.

Drive through!

Drunk people like hamburgers.

Duderuses. Bob!

During intermission, Lin. Hey! If they didn't want you to pound 'em down,

During Prohibition.

DVR! DVR!

Dynamite in the burger.

Easy, easy!

Easy, Mickey, calm down.

Easy.

Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

Eat your words, all of 'em!

Eggplants come from chickenplants.

Eh, I just figured you were having female troubles.

Eh, let me know when Bob wakes up.

Eh, let's go to I Scream,

Eh, Paddy got me good with that one when I was a kid

Eh?

Eh... Do you want to borrow my Sade tape?

Eh... Loved it!

Eh... Yeah, that's a... That's a great one, Teddy.

Energ g gy! Oh!

Enough talk! Do what you're gonna do to these guys!

Enough's enough.

Every day, so people can follow us.

Every single trap that's ever been what?

Everybody gather round!

Everybody look that way.

Everybody out. Bedtime.

Everybody run!

Everybody, through here.

Everybody's friendly...

Everyone out of the pool.

Everyone shhhh!

Everyone stay!

Everyone, get in! Get in!

Everyone, lock your arms like this.

Everyone's gonna laugh at me

Everything all right, Bob? Yeah, uh, no.

Everything's fine, yeah. I just had a cramp.

Everything's on the table, including on the table.

Ew.

Except for my long underwear.

Except my breasts are more even now

Except that one thing.

Except without all that awful nature.

Excuse me, my kids and I would like to come in.

Excuse me. Can I get a sample of the chocolate?

Experience patty cake like never before.

False alarm, people.

False alarm! Everything is fine.

Fame tears families apart. No.

Fame! No.

Fantastic!

Fantastic. Not my problem.

Fart island. Sailing lessons.

Fascinating. Uh huh.

Fashion show!

Fatty got in the way.

Feel your uterus curl into a smile as you stretch deeper

Filthy! Filthy!

Finally, Bob.

Finally, some gun play.

Fine by me! Let the new girl do it.

Fine, here she is. This is Louise.

Fine, just be aggressive.

Fine, then you go work there. I don't want to.

Fine! Yay!

Fine.

Fine. But move the dishes.

Fine. I'll do it. But I only have three dollars

Fine. I'm... my point is I'm a cook.

Fine. Please don't lean on the chair.

Fine. Throw away the best thing

Fire! Oh, my God.

First bowl of a new era.

First one of the season is this weekend.

First person to catch a squirrel wins!

First person to give up, get hypothermia, or die, loses.

First, you fill the base of the cone.

Five and a half year old starlet.

Flu season is right around the corner.

Follow me, please.

Follow my lead!

Food trucks go wherever hungry people are!

Footloose it!

For a food critic who may or may not ever show up.

For a nice cold dip, hmm?

For all you know, he's already reviewed you.

For Christmas, I want to get Dr. Yap

For every jump he went off,

For me, he was an E.R. doctor.

For sex.

For some reason, I saw noodles.

For the blue handkerchief.

For the kids in independent study.

For the record, the buttons are authentic.

For the rest of my life. I think people liked it.

For the school board this afternoon.

For the Tom Selleck charity event... Ski for Babies.

For these biscuits?

For two years.

For us to have a romantic getaway.

For you Tina, a cassette tape.

For you when you had your tonsils out.

For you.

For your history class. Wow, Mom, great job.

For your information, we don't do P.E. anymore.

Force her to make you pancakes,

Four. All right, I'm hanging up.

Freakiest friend fiction ever.

Free samples. Bob's Burgers.

Freeloading.

Friends?

From my art class. I think her name is Kristi."

From my private tank.

From now on, I will only dumpsack him

From someplace, I'm glad it's there.

From The Persuasion Arts.

Funny you should ask.

Gayle is finally feeling happier and healthier,

Gayle might actually pay attention to you.

Gayle, wait, I hurt myself.

Gayle!

Gayle! This isn't funny!

Gayle! What a surprise!

Gayle? Gayle?! Oh, no...

Gene and Tina were a liability.

Gene just ate, Mom.

Gene was past due and he came out fine.

Gene wins the tooth.

Gene, boogers.

Gene, just let go! I don't know what sex is!

Gene, Louise you're gonna pass out samples.

Gene, Louise, you write our Chowster updates.

Gene, not now.

Gene, release the grease trap. Release the grease!

Gene, stop it. Don't do that. I got it. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Gene, stop. This was a terrible idea.

Gene, that's Mike the Mailman.

Gene, we're not selling out.

Gene, what did I tell you about finger quotes?

Gene, what'd you do with your mask?

Gene, you don't need to do that.

Gene, you gotta let go of my arm.

Gene, you have let yourself go.

Gene. How do you know that?

Gene. I'm pretty.

GeneDad! Time to go. Let's move.

Genie's out of the bottle now.

Get back here, people!

Get in here! What? What is it?

Get in the bank or, you know,

Get it out of there! Rubby rub, ear, ear.

Get it? A butt!

Get it?!

Get me habanero peppers!

Get me out of here!

Get off me, you wuss.

Get off me!

Get off of me!

Get off.

Get out of there. Gene! Let me in!

Get over here! I love you.

Get over here. Look at this face and remember it

Get six pizzas over there quick.

Get the hell out of the road!

Gets great ass mileage.

Getting him there is like pulling teeth.

Ginger.

Give it to me.

Give me the DVD.

Give me the phone. Give me that phone back. Give it to me.

Glencrest Yacht Club.

Go ahead! Do it, big man!

Go ahead. Have a burger.

Go away! This street's haunted.

Go get help!

Go play your judge eridoo.

Go!

Go. Get out of my coffee.

God, I almost want to beat you up.

God, we're making the call. Shut up.

God, what do I want?

God.

Gold?

Gonna check on my money.

Good afternoon, everybody.

Good day, Louise.

Good day, sir.

Good luck with your ble... your blemishy face.

Good luck with your stupid walk. I hate the way you walk.

Good morning, my little late bird. What's with the vest?

Good, 'cause it's all your fault!

Good, 'cause we're getting chili.

Good!

Good! So make room for Mommy in the fun bus!

Good.

Good... the kids will be ready

Got a little weird at the end, but they'll get the idea.

Got it! More! Low!

Got it. Back hair's deucin', over.

Got one!

Got the starch out of your shirt.

Grab my hand!

Great, good. I dare us all to drink this!

Great, you're dreaming for her.

Great! And physical violence on three.

Great! Let's go.

Great! That's it, huh?

Great.

Great. All right, so, uh...

Great. Another one of these calls.

Great. Well, then I will,

Great. While you're in the party truck, I'll hold down the fort.

Guess what we found with our metal detector?

Guess who closed the restaurant and came on the road?

Guess who's gonna get an arm put around them? Me?

Guess who's on new meds!

Guillermo. Guillermo.

Guys, stop!

Guys! This is crazy. He's not worth it.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Beefsquatch.

Ha! Is this organic? Sure.

Ha! No, Zeke!

Habanero peppers. A lot of them.

Hand over the... It's my daddy!

Happy Birthday, Samantha and Margaret!

Hatchet job, Pepe's taco joint is a yoga studio.

Have 'em sign this.

Have been dumpsacking your house.

Have fun. We need more!

Have to do with hamburgers, anyway?!

Have you seen my mom anywhere?

Having your parents at school.

Haw! Well, good night.

He could show up at any time! Come on, Bob, focus!

He did his job. And you know what?

He follows a precise ethnic sequence in restaurants:

He had sex, then we happened!

He looks really scary.

He must be fighting for the North.

He nitpicks every little thing, Bob.

He probably likes the artsy fartsy girls like you.

He ruined my restaurant.

He said "Goodbye Louise! I'll never ever see you again!"

He said he'd give it to me

He said my bread was stale.

He said the last thing you want to do

He tried to make me kiss another kid!

He tripped the silent alarm.

He used to work in Caffrey back in the '50s.

He wants pizza. Oh, come on.

He was a bootlegger!

He was a funny man, that Paddy. Eh...

He was dressed like a construction worker.

He was his maid.

He will.

He works at my kids' school.

He' s fingering right at us!

He'd be weirded out and he'd never talk to you again.

He's 12.

He's a booby trap

He's a master of disguise.

He's gone.

He's got a holistic glassblowing studio.

He's highly suggestible.

He's hot. We're cool. Remember?

He's in Room One.

He's into dancing, right?

He's just at the dentist, Louise.

He's mine!

He's not a celebrity.

He's not dead. No, I'm fine.

He's not gonna taunt me on my own turf, Lin.

He's over there playing with Zeke.

He's right, I'm so stupid.

He's seen too much!

He's so interesting

He's splayed out like that, with his hands on his head,

He's taken Bob as a hostage.

He/She's from Thailand.

Heard that before.

Heeyah!

Hello there, my brothers.

Hello, Belcher children and lady I don't know.

Hello, Dr. Yap. Hi, Dr. Yap.

Hello, everybody, it's Paul Blinkman.

Hello, Gene. You look intriguing today, son.

Hello, Glamsterdam.

Hello, kids.

Hello, my boyfriend Nathan.

Hello, my lady.

Hello?

Hello? Hello.

Hello? Mmm!

Hello? Yes, he's right here.

Hello.

Hello. My name's Louise.

Help!

Help! There's a crazy man chasing me!

Helpless girl just so a hot boy

Here are your burgers. Hey, w what are they saying about me out there?

Here you go. What? No.

Here you go... $30

Here, I washed your gym clothes.

Here, let me try.

Here, Teddy, there's your bowl of melted ice cream.

Here, you take the order! Oh, okay.

Here.

Here. Oh. Mmuh, mm...

Here's a grappling hook!

Here's Dad's image after the review.

Here's you on a horse with a zombie.

Here's your ice cream, Teddy.

Hey Dr. Yap, look up.

Hey Jimmy Junior! Zeke.

Hey, baby.

Hey, be open to it. Be open to it. I really don't think this...

Hey, Bob, I wanted to know what grade

Hey, Bob, why don't you go negotiate

Hey, Bob, you know when they, uh, caught up to Rodney,

Hey, Bob!

Hey, Burgerboss!

Hey, come on! Come on!

Hey, cool glasses.

Hey, Dad, get in on this pizza!

Hey, Dad, the truck's upside down.

Hey, Darryl, I don't have a lot of shirts, so don't do that.

Hey, do it again!

Hey, does this turn the grill on?

Hey, Driving Miss Crazy,

Hey, enough! We're Dr. Yap's guests for the night,

Hey, gimme that.

Hey, Good Cookin'!

Hey, Good Cookin'.

Hey, guys, what have you been doing?

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, look at that. That's my ride.

Hey, hey! You guys made it!

Hey, how about this place?

Hey, I see you!

Hey, I thought you guys were with your mother.

Hey, it's Jason's birthday.

Hey, Jennifer Slow pez!

Hey, Jimmy Junior, look at this.

Hey, kid, back off.

Hey, let's give these dice a little help.

Hey, Linda, I like the choreography.

Hey, man, it's a really great group.

Hey, Mickey, how how's jail?

Hey, Mickey, I don't know what you're up to,

Hey, Mickey, uh, my sister Tina's worried

Hey, Mom, when you're done polishing your pelvic floor,

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. How was Cake?

Hey, Mr. Fish. How are you?

Hey, Nicky. How old are we?

Hey, now that Bob's out of the picture,

Hey, Reggie, I didn't know you guys

Hey, so my friend had a three bean salad party,

Hey, Steve, you likey? Um, Chuck...

Hey, thanks, man.

Hey, there, Bob. Ready to party?

Hey, those practices are closed!

Hey, Tina, check out Tina.

Hey, Tina, since you crapped out last night,

Hey, Tina. Oh, sorry I got dirt on your leg.

Hey, uh, I have to do a thing.

Hey, up here!

Hey, we got an A!

Hey, we had some good times, didn't we?

Hey, what are we talking about?

Hey, what are you guys doing after this?

Hey, what's up?

Hey, where's the jawbreaker?

Hey, who's ready to go skiing? Let's get dressed.

Hey, you are Bob.

Hey, you guys are shoe twins!

Hey, you see those guys over there

Hey, you want to train me

Hey, you'd be friends with everyone in school!

Hey, you're gonna knock "Bob Sux" off the leaderboard, right?

Hey!

Hey! I'm gonna shoot somebody.

Hey! Oh, ooh, ooh, ah, ooh!

Hey. Are you making fun of me? No.

Hey. Hey, you. Tough guy! You want a piece of me?

Hey. I need that!

Hey. Nice dish tub.

Hey... Oh.

Hi Teddy. What was that thing you were saying

Hi there, customer

Hi, Bob.

Hi, Coach Blevins.

Hi, I'm here for the orphan benefit, Tots Without Yachts?

Hi, I'm Tina. May I take your order?

Hi, Mayor!

Hi, Mrs. Burger. Good.

Hi, parrot.

Hi, see you later. Okay...

Hi, um...

Hi, you must be Bob. I'm Kevin.

Hi.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Is this Mrs. Belcher?

Hi. So, uh... b burgers.

Hilarious! That's so Bob!

Him! Him!

His name's Tyler. Picks on me every day.

Hit it again, Gene, harder.

Hit the deck means get down. Well, you don't have to be

Hit the deck? What? Hit the deck.

Hit the deck.

Hiyah!

Hm, I wouldn't phrase it like that.

Hm. Mommy doesn't get drunk.

Hm. Silent treatment. Kind of weird

Hmm, I don't know.

Hmm, uh uh uh.

Hmm, we're not an improv group.

Hmm.

Hmm. Mmm.

Hmm. Stay strong, Lin.

Hmm. Yum.

Hmm... I have my ways, Bob.

Hmm... Yes!

Ho ho, Lady Gayle.

Ho oh oh.

Ho oh! Are you kidding me?

Ho! Well, I don't wear a hearing aid either, so I didn't hear that.

Hold on to these sketches, Bob.

Hold on, I forgot the bicep band.

Hold on, I'm just gonna take a pill.

Hold on. The emergency phone's buzzing.

Hold on. Yes, I do.

Holy crap.

Honey, why don't you

Honey... No, I think it did.

Hope you get your lost manhood back, Dad.

Hot? Like Vin Diesel hot?

Hot. Cool. What are you?!

How 'bout that, Chuck? Okay.

How about cheese? How many we doing with cheese?

How about texting Zeke and Jimmy Junior and inviting them over?

How about this?!

How about you, son? Great here, Dad.

How about, uh...

How are we going to get her out?

How are you still single?

How are you?

How are you? I'm fine.

How bad could everybody be?!

How did you find us?

How did you first get into bank robbing?

How did you guess? Oh!

How do you do an emoticon for butt? Three.

How does, uh...

How many extensions do you people have?!

How many people you got in there? Eight.

How old are you? Old.

How old is Tyler?

How was swim practice, Lin?

How we doing out there?

How we...

How you like my plan, Bob?

How'd you even come up with that?

How'd you manage that?

How's your penis? It's okay.

Huddle up. Come here.

Huh. I need to exercise

Huh. I wonder where I was going?

Huh. They're never this quiet.

Huh. When you say it like that,

Huh...?

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Hypocrite!

I accidentally glued my wiener to my remote control helicopter.

I actually just met someone.

I almost didn't see you.

I almost threw up.

I am a self certified counselor, after all.

I am ditching you dipsticks.

I am freaking out!

I am in love with Dr. Yap.

I am so glad you joined the group, Bob.

I am...

I am... not shocked. Hey!

I ate some of that sponge.

I beat him up 'cause he's a nerd.

I believe the term is leg warmer.

I believe you, honey.

I bet that job never gets reviewed.

I bet that looked cool. I'm totally going to do that.

I bet, when it heats up, it smells like taco meat.

I bet.

I better be the Jackal. Dad. Grow up.

I bought a food truck. I'm gonna show 'em, Lin!

I broke my tooth.

I brought no food because that man,

I can cook the... Oh.

I can fit through there and shimmy down those ropes.

I can give you temporary tattoos.

I can go up there any time I want to.

I can taste every flavor from the past 60 years!

I can taste the Korean War!

I can tell when you're lying, Bob!

I can yell anything I want; no one can hear me!

I can't believe I got detention.

I can't believe I used to work there.

I can't believe she did that... for us.

I can't believe they lied to Mr. Frond like that.

I can't believe this!

I can't believe Tina got detention.

I can't believe we did that, Bob.

I can't believe you snuck out, and I...

I can't do anything other than this

I can't do burgers and ice cream by myself.

I can't do it.

I can't do that right now, Teddy.

I can't do this anymore, Lin.

I can't feel my legs.

I can't go to school today. Why?

I can't just let you out of it.

I can't really shake, 'cause my...

I can't take all the credit.

I can't take this anymore, Lin.

I can't wait to ha...

I cannot hear you.

I could date someone half my age...

I could do it. Right? Okay. Yes

I could get used to this

I could move some things around.

I could read it, but I retain it better when Mom tells it to me.

I couldn't hear you with my jawbreaker in my ear.

I deserve the full flush, Linda.

I did and they don't.

I didn't even punch it, I just flicked it. Oh, Bobby.

I didn't finish three months ago?

I didn't mean it.

I didn't say Las Vegas.

I didn't steal the money.

I didn't... Mm mm.

I do. Hola, combre se hombre, habanero pepper.

I don't believe you!

I don't care if nobody likes you.

I don't even want it anymore.

I don't feel that way!

I don't get it, Bob. Then you don't get me, Teddy.

I don't get it.

I don't have a... I forgot, um...

I don't have any Novocain with me, Bob, so...

I don't know about that.

I don't know if I can have any more cake.

I don't know if I should drive it...

I don't know if it means anything,

I don't know if you saw what I said to you on TV...

I don't know what that means, but we're glad to see you.

I don't know what the Mickey plan is though.

I don't know, Bob, I think it's nice.

I don't know, Bobby.

I don't know, man.

I don't know, that the school doesn't offer.

I don't know! What do I do?

I don't know. It's just bad, right?

I don't like it, I don't like it.

I don't like it! I don't like this!

I don't like the OK of you.

I don't need a love potion to want to do that stuff...

I don't need a pep talk.

I don't need it anymore.

I don't really think this is the best...

I don't think that...

I don't think you got it.

I don't understand... why is it still here?

I don't wanna see Pound Town.

I don't want to die a virgin. Me neither.

I don't want to go to P.E. anymore.

I don't want to hear it.

I don't. What are you doing here?

I explicitly said no backsies, Peter.

I feel like a loser.

I feel like a teenager again.

I feel like I'm glowing, Darryl.

I feel like I'm not being valued as a woman.

I feel like I'm not living up

I feel so physically educated.

I feel your breath on my hip.

I forget, uh, you guys members?

I forgot you lived slash worked here.

I forgot, I'm a cop! Let me in!

I got a bully, too.

I got a couple of surprises.

I got a soft serve machine.

I got a visual lock on sandwiches.

I got candy!

I got it all worked out.

I got it, Darryl.

I got it. I got it. Yeah. Ah

I got it... let's all spit in the pit.

I got more blood in my head

I got rid of the game.

I got the goods.

I got to go anyway. My dad's girlfriend

I got to go knit this out.

I gotta drop a potato in the crockpot.

I guess I could have.

I guess I'll have to figure out some kind of routine.

I guess we actually have to do synchronized swimming now.

I guess we could go around the block one more time.

I guess you weren't.

I guess, technically, you passed.

I had a nightmare, Lin.

I had a patient in here earlier

I had a very interesting encounter with Mr. Frond today.

I had the video game company take your game away

I had to dip into Gene's college fund.

I had to sign a birthday card.

I had to snap a wolf's neck while holding an orphan.

I hate how I always get hit in the head with the ball.

I hate Ms. Schroeder's dumb rules.

I hate that parrot.

I hate the whole shirts and skins thing.

I hate this freaking phone, Bobby.

I have $87 in that bank.

I have a plan, Bob, okay?

I have an announcement.

I have forgot everything outside.

I have to do everything?

I have too many unanswered questions!

I have very exciting news.

I heard 200.

I hope this standoff ends... pizza fully.

I hope we find the kids before they hurt themselves.

I hope you like it, because you're all in it.

I hope you're happy with yourselves.

I I came here to cook you another burger.

I I did teach you that.

I I don't want to pierce my tongue.

I I just don't think Rodney would...

I invited him. What?!

I just cannot stop

I just don't get why we have to be in a huddle, too.

I just don't want to look like a total failure on TV.

I just got comfortable.

I just got out of a serious relationship.

I just kind of want to cake with somebody!

I just let you go backstage a second ago.

I just need another second.

I just need fresh kale for the burger of the day...

I just peed Andy's pants.

I just remembered on my own.

I just said I figured it out.

I just want a redo.

I just want him to eat my burger.

I just want to cook you dinner!

I just want you to try my burger, okay?

I just was punched in the face...

I just wish that you... nope.

I kill somebody.

I knew he didn't take out the garbage.

I knew it from the moment we met

I knew it! I mean, I had no idea, but...

I knew this mask was powerful!

I knew you could do it, Bob.

I know he can destroy us, Lin.

I know that trick, too!

I know that, but it doesn't matter.

I know the whistle rule!

I know you're a busy guy.

I know, but rub it in his face.

I know, I know, the ketchup's a killer.

I know, I took a little booze cruise through your living room.

I know, Tina. Okay.

I know.

I know. You went to the dentist.

I let her believe she was "dating"

I let the whole TV thing go to my head.

I looked like an idiot!

I lost my restaurant.

I love cake! Want to cake with me?

I love synchronized swimming.

I love that part. When she does that.

I love this song.

I love you, Dad!

I love you, Father! I know.

I love you, too, Louise.

I love you, too, son! I love you, Pam!

I love you.

I love your ski suit, Dr. Yap.

I made a soft serve this morning, so I should be captain.

I mean, it's um, you know,

I mean, not that I can come.

I mean, seriously... with your dead eyes!

I mean, sure, it'd be fun to be a celebrity chef, but...

I mean, vomite. Hmm.

I mean, who are these people?

I mean, you did have a crap attack. Ha...!

I meant cooking segment. Forget it.

I might have said that when I was high.

I mustn't, I mustn't,

I named it... Jezebel.

I need a Zeke peek. I'm not allowed to have boys over.

I need guidance and counseling.

I need some private time with Tina.

I need you guys to be here.

I need you to do something for me. It's... It's important.

I needed to let my baby birds fly...

I never buy anything off a truck except stereos and stamps.

I never should have given in to this stupid food truck fad.

I now pronounce you Team Soft Serve.

I only have to drive .37 miles.

I own it with six other families.

I picked them out at a truck stop.

I practically majored in snowman building.

I promised him he would pop and lock his way

I pulled some strings,

I put peppers in it!

I quit!

I realized maybe reading your friend fiction

I refuse to live in a house with low flush toilets.

I rigged it so the grease'll drain into this trap.

I said "nuts"!

I said it's nice to have the old...

I said you were useless dead weight,

I said, I'm coming! Bob!

I saved you the last 45 minutes.

I saw Jimmy Jr. and Zeke do it in wrestling practice.

I saw that!

I saw.

I screwed up the burger.

I see it.

I set it up, you knock it down.

I should be all right if this critic comes

I should be back at my restaurant

I smell fear on you.

I start shooting! Ah!

I still don't understand why you guys split up.

I still have the '96 Olympics on VHS.

I talked Zeke and Jimmy Junior into

I taste Andy's spit!

I taste rust.

I taught you kids how to use this, right?

I think he might be joking!

I think I read a review of it or something.

I think I saw pizza straws!

I think I'm okay now.

I think independent study synchronized swimming

I think it could go viral!

I think it's a good idea.

I think my medium rare burger

I think she's coming over. Oh, my God, is she or isn't she?

I think there's more on the Tina tour than you're showing me.

I think they just serve chili.

I think they'd have beautiful children.

I think they're flattering.

I think we should break up.

I think we should just be friends.

I think we would have, Louise.

I think we're done here.

I think you mean megastar.

I think you two should quit the show.

I thought I told you you were in the inner circle.

I thought it was ramen. No. Tea.

I thought Jimmy Jr. and I would have a romantic night

I thought Kathy was making ramen.

I thought we were just gonna park out in front

I thought you might be like this.

I thought you said quitting was the right thing to do.

I thought you were gonna catch me.

I told you this would be fun.

I told you we should've had more children!

I told you, Louise, no hats in P.E.

I told you.

I told Zeke and Jimmy Junior

I tried that already. Didn't work.

I understand your husband is

I want beef!

I want it!

I want one of your burgers, Bob.

I want to be edgy like them.

I want to go check that stuff out.

I want to go to bed immediately

I want to go to Chilli Billy's.

I want to hear some FM, baby.

I want to talk to the little girl.

I want vanilla. Do you have strawberry?

I was a little hard on you two.

I was being serious. Right, right, I'm sorry, yeah. Of course.

I was breast feeding Gene again,

I was getting shot at.

I was heavily drugged, okay?

I was just gonna meet some people at the park.

I was just having fun with it.

I was just performing routine maintenance.

I was just thinking the same thing.

I was thinking, what if I mislabeled Dad's utensils?

I was very cool.

I was wrong about you.

I wasn't sneaking out.

I will do anything, anything you want.

I will not, you hypocrite.

I will punch you. And I will punch you!

I will tuck my junk so fast.

I win!

I wish I didn't have to force you have fun.

I wish I stayed in there! Hey.

I wish I'd met you sooner.

I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket.

I wonder what you looked like 15 minutes ago.

I worked in an office.

I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk

I would like to present to you a...

I wouldn't mind passing out samples.

I, uh, have, um...

I... I mean let's all go! Come on, Gene!

I... sometimes I forget how horrible

I... You don't have to steal me back.

I.T. support? That doesn't get reviewed.

I' be right there, I've just got to wrap this up.

I'd be your friend.

I'd crash that.

I'd go with a flat top... but, hey, it's your head!

I'd let that happen. Wait! Yes!

I'd like to see what that shin bone's connected to. Tammy, don't.

I'd like to thank this brick and Questlove.

I'd write about the guy who flies the helicopter on The Bachelor.

I'll be right up.

I'll call my guy. Ring, ring.

I'll challenge you for it. What kind of challenge?

I'll do something you tell me to do.

I'll fake flirt with Dr. Yap

I'll give you guys a grand tour.

I'll go get some pantsuits!

I'll go get the jumper cables out of my car.

I'll have a cheeseburger.

I'll have a crap attack any time I want! Now, go to your room!

I'll have to write report on GeneDad. Timing is everything here, Bob.

I'll hold onto that.

I'll just follow your Insatia trail.

I'll just shut them. Ready?

I'll just wait for you to succeed or fail. Thanks.

I'll never give a bad review again!

I'll never tell!

I'll only be here for a few days, on my way to Indonesia.

I'll poison the tires.

I'll save you, boring cook!

I'll sign it. Ow!

I'll skip the lesson and figure it out as I go.

I'll teach you, if you beat up Tyler.

I'll tell them to get their butts over here. Yeah.

I'll tell you all about it

I'll tell you that.

I'll wait till Louise gets back.

I'm a customer.

I'm a cut ya.

I'm a great father.

I'm a guidance counselor

I'm a human spray bottle!

I'm a kitty. I'm a kitty.

I'm a men's petite six.

I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman.

I'm an adult.

I'm an idiot. I know, Zeke. Don't talk anymore

I'm aware of that, Zeke.

I'm being courteous! I'm using the fart escape.

I'm Bob from Bob's Burgers.

I'm Bob.

I'm Bob's sister in law Gayle.

I'm bored up here!

I'm calling from Glencrest Yacht Club.

I'm calling it. This party is dead.

I'm coming outside now.

I'm cursing on live TV!

I'm Dad!

I'm dancing! I'm dancing, baby!

I'm excited.

I'm fine.

I'm getting an epidural.

I'm glad you finally quit helping the kids, Lin.

I'm glad you made it here so quickly, Mrs. Belcher.

I'm going to get real tough.

I'm going to go take a shower.

I'm going to play Aqua Boogie one last time.

I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic,

I'm gonna ask them where their mer ginas are.

I'm gonna find that game.

I'm gonna get him some laughing gas

I'm gonna give him my business, from all this jawbreaking.

I'm gonna go change.

I'm gonna go check on them.

I'm gonna go do mine. Come on.

I'm gonna have two little stars! Oh, great.

I'm gonna make this show a living nightmare for you.

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and step away.

I'm gonna send in a bad review.

I'm gonna show 'em all!

I'm gonna sleep like a baby.

I'm gonna start on those burgers, okay?

I'm gonna start putting my hair up in a ponytail.

I'm gonna stow away in a rope bin

I'm gonna talk to the faces.

I'm gonna throw a falafel at him! There!

I'm gonna track down that game,

I'm gonna turn this way.

I'm gonna walk over

I'm gonna write, "Jimmy Pesto is an idiot

I'm good... not drowning.

I'm here to change the lightbulb in the lighthouse.

I'm hopped up on bennies, Bob.

I'm hungry!

I'm in my suit. Hmm?

I'm in serious pain here!

I'm just gonna let you tire yourself out.

I'm just here to watch the demolition.

I'm just stealing my customers back.

I'm just the guy who brought the burgers over, okay?

I'm kidding.

I'm learning a lot from looking!

I'm like a tumor with teeth?

I'm lying to myself. I do not look good in shorts.

I'm making a three bean salad, but it's bring your own bean.

I'm nerv... You're making me nervous.

I'm not a food truck guy, Teddy.

I'm not a nerd! I'm a video game enthusiast.

I'm not doing it. One, two, three.

I'm not gonna pee in the shower anymore.

I'm not gonna wear a dress.

I'm not leaving any stone unturned, Lin!

I'm not open! I'm not open!

I'm not pulling out your long eyebrow hairs again, Dad.

I'm not punching any faces, okay?

I'm not wearing anything under my snowsuit.

I'm not.

I'm not. I'm helping them.

I'm pretty sure I'm winning. Obviously.

I'm pretty sure their slogan is, their finger's on the pulse, Gene. No!

I'm pretty sure you weren't, Gene!

I'm ready to be the man of this family.

I'm ready to call you dad, Gene.

I'm running the show now.

I'm sending the robot.

I'm showing a new girl around school today.

I'm sick of acting like a dumb,

I'm sick of P.E.

I'm sick of your dark, twisted games.

I'm so proud of my little Bobby Baby Teeth.

I'm so tired of being hurt by her.

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I was mean to you guys.

I'm sorry. I can't help it.

I'm sorry. I got grounded.

I'm sorry. What's that?

I'm soy excited that you like it.

I'm supposed to just waste them?

I'm sure it's fine.

I'm taking one.

I'm telling you, Bobby,

I'm the orphan.

I'm the reason they're closed.

I'm the Squirrel Whisperer.

I'm through playing games, Mickey!

I'm trying to sabotage Beefsquatch

I'm trying! They're not letting me go!

I'm Tyler's father!

I'm Whit Worthington's ward, Wayne.

I'm... the Sasquatch Kid!

I'totally lost. You're Carl.

I've always wanted to drive a car.

I've been fine.

I've been mapping

I've been using the toilet like an idiot.

I've been wearing it all morning. I love it.

I've changed my mind! Don't go, I love you!

I've eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.

I've got a better idea.

I've got a protein bar in my pocket.

I've got half of it right here! That's $500.

I've got nothing to be embarrassed about.

I've got Tina's rain boot. Okay. I'll take the other one.

I've seen her do it a million times

I've seen some murders in my line of work,

Idiots in trucks selling food to idiots on the sidewalk.

If by "cozy," you mean it reeks.

If I let you go now, then everyone will want to leave.

If I survive you, Bobby, I won't get remarried...

If I taught him how to pop and lock.

If I'm going to die,

If I'm gonna let some mama bear come in here and ruin it!

If people don't eat them all,

If they're so great, how come they haven't found me yet?

If this restaurant fails, I'm gonna kill myself.

If we don't get those loans restructured,

If we see any mermaids,

If you don't care about your P.E. requirement,

If you drive around, you'll be stealing someone else's.

If you guys would, you know,

If you had the chance to make a treasure map in a shape...

If you make it out of there,

If you want to get to Bob,

If you want to help the kids...

If you're a local chef, send us a tape!

Ignore it?

In case there are booby traps.

In case you need to outline a body.

In exactly one hour,

In fact, I'm gonna go back and change

In fact, she said she wanted to get in my snow suit.

In front of everyone wasn't the best idea.

In front of the restaurant

In front of the whole school.

In my dream journal for English class.

In other professions.

In the back of the head.

In the house? I hate the house.

In the meantime, enjoy the show.

In the middle of the night.

In the navy to know that expression.

In the sewer together, like Fabrizio and Fay.

In this country, no backsies means something!

Independent study... I like the sound of that.

Independent wha...?!

Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car.

Insult your princess.

Is Dad ever coming back?

Is everybody okay?

Is everyone around me useless?

Is it bison? That one is.

Is it grass fed? Yes.

Is it nonfat? Um, no.

Is it two percent? I don't know.

Is moving to Fish Rocket Burgers.

Is my money safe in that bank?

Is no one going to comment on my Sasquatch mask?

Is she still talking about golf?

Is someone hungry?

Is stop playing. You're so full of it.

Is that a dinosaur over your tar pit?

Is that why you've been acting so bad lately?

Is that you're open to it, so if Steve's in...

Is this sailing class?

Is turning into a well done situation.

Is your brother around?

Is your mother helping you do your homework?

Is...

Isn't her hair cute? I did it.

Isn't it funny how much more I know than you?

Isn't there an Italian place across the street?

It all worked out?!

It could be bigger than Get On Up.

It does.

It does. Okay.

It doesn't get hot, but the bubbles still work.

It doesn't sound as good

It goes right down the drain.

It goes well with all letters.

It goes... yes.

It holds things in, in all the right places.

It hurt even more the second time.

It includes material that may not be suitable for all ages.

It is the low side, Bob.

It keeps my pelvic floor perky

It looks like a huge, misshapen penis.

It looks to me like you're in need

It made me so hungry. Now, I'm craving cake.

It makes women ovulate.

It release a hormone called moan a tonin.

It says you're done if you're a pork loin.

It seems like you and Dr. Yap are really hitting it off.

It should be empty by then.

It should be, you know, like a huddle thing.

It smells like it's time for our favorite segment...

It smells like you.

It stinks in here!

It sure is mine.

It tastes like they actually went to the dump

It took me five minutes to cross my legs.

It turned out okay, I think.

It used to be a burger restaurant.

It was great!

It was nothing. Was nothing.

It wasn't me, it was Dina.

It'll be like the Olympics.

It'll be swarming with celebrities!

It's a bunch of grown ups playing patty cake.

It's a butt!

It's a cooking segment, so, yeah.

It's a good idea!

It's a Hasidic Jew, Gene.

It's a penis.

It's a scam, Linda.

It's a site where we can post where the truck's gonna be

It's a Taser!

It's an emergency; my report's due on Monday.

It's an erotic friend fiction story that I just wrote.

It's an intervention.

It's been biologically proven.

It's been two weeks, Lin.

It's biologically proven that

It's Bob's Burgers.

It's brilliant! There's no such thing as time.

It's called "Buttloose." This is even better.

It's called "caking," Lin.

It's called a pissing contest.

It's called the "Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel" burger, huh?

It's chocolate... it tastes like chocolate tastes.

It's disgusting.

It's easy to draw.

It's fatty. Look, Bob,

It's Get On Up!

It's gonna be good for the restaurant.

It's gonna take forever to get inside.

It's good cake.

It's great. It's like when they got a chimp on The Today Show.

It's him or us, Tina!

It's him, Dad.

It's him.

It's horrible. Ask him if he got the books on tape we sent him.

It's how Mickey would do it. Do the Mickey plan.

It's it's just talcum powder. Carry on.

It's just a cramp. I must be dehydrated.

It's just a trend, Lin,

It's just unsettling. Teddy, please.

It's just, no offense, fellas,

It's just... it's not what I envisioned, Teddy.

It's just... maybe you missed the mark

It's Katie, and ew.

It's kind of an inside joke around here. Hmm.

It's like an edible bowl.

It's like camping.

It's like he's looking right into my soul.

It's like his pants just kind of gave up.

It's like the time you took away the credit card from me

It's like, uh, "above and beyond," right?

It's Lolla pa snooze a la out there.

It's Mom.

It's more about not paying regular whatever.

It's my fault.

It's my friend Tammy. What?

It's my Welcome Wagon vest.

It's nice to be back.

It's nice to have you here for dinner, Bob.

It's nice...

It's no big deal, Tina. Don't have a crap attack.

It's not a lie if you lie to vegetarians.

It's not bad.

It's not called a peeing race, Lin.

It's not dead. It's sleeping.

It's not fun for everyone, Bob.

It's not funny, Chuck!

It's not funny. I didn't say it was funny.

It's not meant to be hilarious. It's supposed to be erotic.

It's not science.

It's not subtle. It really isn't.

It's not that.

It's not what I envisioned.

It's nuts out there. I give 'em an hour

It's overdone and dry!

It's pretty funny!

It's pronounced "Darryl."

It's sailing lessons!

It's supposed to be a fish, not a rocket, or a penis.

It's supposed to incapacitate you.

It's that kid in the mask.

It's the ancient art of picking up women.

It's the Commodore's Balls.

It's the documentarian

It's the Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger.

It's the girl or, you know, I shoot somebody,

It's the kids' night to do the dishes,

It's the long con.

It's the Moody Foody

It's tight quarters, but it's kind of cozy.

It's time for announcements.

It's time for you to learn a lesson.

It's too cold. I can't eat it.

It's your daughter? Oh!

Jeez.

Jeff, get in here! You gotta hear this!

Jimmy Junior, mop that up with your pants.

Jimmy Junior, no! It will make you

Jimmy Junior, what do you think of Tina's new look?

Jimmy Junior, you can read, right?

Jimmy Pesto's is crap!

Jimmy Pesto's? Heard that place was pretty good.

Jimmy, my kids are right here.

Jimmy, the way the moonlight shines on your hair

Jimmy, you're just as pathetic as Bob with your peeing races.

Jimmy, you're looking well.

Jinx. Yeah, I'm out!

Jump down, Randy.

Just a customer who can shut us down

Just a little too titillating.

Just Andy, plus one. That's Ollie.

Just change it to "Fat Bob."

Just eat it as is! I can't eat this.

Just focus. Spread the word to the other hostages.

Just forget about it. Where?!

Just give it to me. It's not ready yet.

Just gotta...

Just had a baby and she's nursin'.

Just let me cook you a burger!

Just let me do the demonstration, all right?

Just let me taste it!

Just like every day.

Just like you wanted!

Just now? That's when it's out of control?

Just pull the cord and come to the window.

Just remembered.

Just smile and nod.

Just so you know, we're not sharing the treasure

Just stop, Bob. I don't like it.

Just stop!

Just tastes a little...

Just the plain is fine for both of us!

Just when I think I'm out,

Just you and me now... a girl and her taffy giant.

Just, you help them.

Just... I hate Mondays. Oh...

Kapow!

Keep 'em up!

Keep it in your pants, guys.

Keep sizzling. Bob.

Kelly Mathis forced herself to throw up.

Ketchup, top left, in three,

Kids only meeting. Now. I'll get Mom.

Kids, come look!

Kids, cover your ears. FCC, here comes Linda!

Kids, down here!

Kids, hold down the fort.

Kids, just 'cause your father's not here,

Kids, stop! Stop! Stop!

Kids, time for school.

Kids, we're making an audition tape for your father.

Kissing him and touching him... oh, I went mental.

Kitty litter!

Knots Landing?

Know what? You don't remember?

Las Vegas is not a capital of Nevada.

Last one down's a chimichanga!

Last one in the pool is Tina!

Later, square bear. Bye.

Laugh fart, laugh fart!

Leave something to the imagination, for God's sakes!

Leave you your piece of paper phone call.

Left several persuasive voice mails

Leg's broke. We gotta shoot it. Sorry, Horselain.

Let me back in! Gene! Bob!

Let me go!

Let me see if I can help out, huh?

Let me see that badge.

Let me talk to him.

Let the bees get her.

Let there be light.

Let's break Bob's five.

Let's bribe him.

Let's come back in a week.

Let's die like we were born... two minutes apart!

Let's do it to this! No!

Let's do the plan!

Let's do this... and this.

Let's fight our way out!

Let's find butt treasure!

Let's get 'em!

Let's get both of 'em!

Let's get out of here, squirrel.

Let's get started then. Where's the kitchen?

Let's get this swim going!

Let's get to Cake Ugh.

Let's go back to our restaurants and cook.

Let's go crash that kid's party.

Let's go home and celebrate

Let's go learn how to tie knots.

Let's go now! Well, my family's saying good bye.

Let's go watch this train wreck.

Let's go.

Let's go. No, if you die, I'll write my report on you.

Let's go. Now. Move it.

Let's hear it. All right.

Let's introduce you to Chuck and Pam.

Let's just act like a normal family

Let's just call the fire department, right?

Let's just take it and run with it.

Let's look for a secluded part of the woods,

Let's not get this party tarted!

Let's put these back on.

Let's see if it says anything.

Let's see what happens when we lose the glasses.

Let's shift into after party mode.

Let's start with the dumpling stand.

Let's swing by Mr. Frond's office.

Let's take it outside. Okay, let's go.

Let's talk Palestine.

Let's tie his tooth to the front door

Let's tie it to a deer,

Like a hot guy with a bad temper... So, here's the burgers.

Like an animal...

Like Eyebrow Man.

Like Larry King with his wives.

Like my underwear.

Like super heroes!

Like super heroes.

Like that? Slow. Slow.

Like the Terra Cotta Warriors of ancient China.

Like we read those things.

Like wrist corsets.

Like, a lot of valuables in the safety deposit box.

Like, uh, let me explain the recipe?

Lin, are you okay?

Lin, I'm really sorry I lied to you.

Lin, Lin, stop. I have to go.

Lin, the kids can't go to summer school.

Lin, this review is going to be the end of us.

Lin, we need to have both going at the same time.

Lin, we need to talk.

Lin, we're underground. You can't blame the phone.

Lin, we've talked about this a thousand times.

Lin, what are you doing here?

Lin, why do you do this prenatal yoga?

Lin, you can't keep the kids this late.

Lin?

Linda Belcher... fancy on the "B"...

Linda can never know.

Linda told us about the redo.

Linda, Bob, this is your room.

Linda, hallway, now.

Linda, hi. Who's this?

Linda, I kissed your sister. I was on drugs

Linda, it's Tom Selleck.

Linda, kids,

Linda, listen very carefully.

Linda, wait, don't...

Linda. Good.

Linda. Stop it. Cold front!

Listen, I know your Bob's Burgers experience was subpar.

Listen, I need to beat this high score,

Listen, I'm sorry, Gene, about everything.

Listen, kids, taping people to chairs is bad, okay?

Listen, let's go get the taffy factory treasure!

Listen, Mickey, you said you were a bank robber.

Listen, you're not in any danger.

Little baby.

Living life.

Lolla pa foods a?

Look around... food trucks are the future.

Look at all those police!

Look at me.

Look at me. Happy times. I'm furious!

Look at that. It's working already.

Look at the time. Yeah!

Look at you, Mr. Creative.

Look at your dumb face!

Look at your shoes.

Look at, look at me.

Look out! Ketchup bottle.

Look what your Chowster bullying did!

Look, I don't make a lot of money selling burgers,

Look, I know you kids are excited about the food trucks

Look, I know you, right?

Look, I want to talk to Rodney.

Look, I'm losing it, Bob.

Look, I'm sorry my daughter wrote mean things about you

Look, if the critic comes, it's just

Look, if you guys aren't gonna quit,

Look, just... just follow me on Chowster.

Look, kids, your Aunt Gayle is here.

Look, let's just lock the doors, hunker down

Look, soft serve. Oh, God.

Look, there's something here. We both know it.

Look, they're crossing.

Look, we don't do swirls or sprinkles or strawberry.

Look, we've struck gold here, and I will be damned

Look! It's a watch!

Lookin' good.

Looking good, Mom!

Looking mazel tough, Exercise Rabbi.

Looks like a Jesus fish.

Looks like she needs a flu shot in her eyes.

Looks like somebody's ready to coach independent drama.

Looks like we're adding "whine" to the menu.

Louise wins.

Louise, are you sure there isn't something

Louise, did you read any of the book yourself?

Louise, get out!

Louise, go get Tina

Louise, grab Gene's hands.

Louise, guess which one of us ate cat food.

Louise, please. I'm in a hostage situation.

Louise, Tina, Gene, get over here now.

Louise, wake up, Louise!

Louise, which way did you go?

Louise, why aren't you in P.E.?

Louise, you want to say something?

Louise!

Louise! Psst! Come here!

Lousy Feds.

Love it!

Love potion known to man.

Love that stamp truck.

Lucy Lock it lost her Pop it.

Lucy Lock it lost her Pop it...

Lucy Lock it lost her...

Lunch is included.

Lunch not included.

Lying on Chowster. You?

Lying to hipsters.

Make up a story about how you

Make us sound cool.

Makeover, ooh!

Makes me feel so... vulnerable.

Makes perfect sense, right?

Makes sense.

Malaysian cuisine? Burgers.

Man, I got to do this stupid essay for English class

Man, that girl really farted, huh? Hey, Tina.

Man, you guys are obsessed with this critic.

Margarita Mix! The heavy stuff!

Maybe enough that we can finally get that new vent hood.

Maybe he can join you.

Maybe I should just quit.

Maybe I should make a break for it.

Maybe I should see a doctor. Good.

Maybe I was wrong about you, Bob.

Maybe I will!

Maybe I will! You seriously should!

Maybe I'll have a drink instead.

Maybe I'll shoot a hostage!

Maybe it's a shovel, and I won't have to dig with my hands.

Maybe it's some tin foil and we can recycle it.

Maybe that just means he didn't suffer.

Maybe that'll erase the high scores, right?

Maybe the journey was the treasure.

Maybe the neighbors are just moving furniture around.

Maybe we should pass those burgers around.

Maybe we should smoke her out.

Maybe we should stay home. What?

Maybe you and I could hop in the "Jacooze"

Maybe you don't understand it. Oh, I understand. And I'm into it.

Maybe you're right, Mom.

Meal when you bring in a bad review promotion?

Meaning I wouldn't be born!

Meat thermometer? What, are you new here?

Men do that.

Mexican? This is a burger place.

Mickey wants me to handle the calls now.

Mickey, listen, we we got to start making moves here, okay?

Mickey, look, you're not getting away with the money.

Mickey! What advice would you give young people?

Middle child.

Miles away by now, Bobby.

Milking the cow! Milking the cow!

Mine is a self portrait of me in the future,

Mine looks like chicken satay.

Mine's a nightmare, if anyone's wondering.

Mine's name is Greglisa, the androgynous snowman!

Mirrors on the ceiling.

Mm hmm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. He's a prophet.

Mm hmm. Right? There it is.

Mm hmm. That's funny.

Mm, I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers.

Mm, manimal.

Mm, maybe. Oh!

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

Mm, mm, mm. Gene. Stop it.

Mm. You said I could say that once a year.

Mm...

Mmm hmm. Mm hmm. Yeah. Uh, absolutely.

Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm...

Moisten the mizzenmast!

Mom loves synchronized swimming.

Mom says it's okay to look.

Mom, I have a fever.

Mom, Mr. Frond is making us perform

Mom, we're really sorry.

Mom! Stop being a boob punch. Boob punch?

Mom... I mean, uh, Coach,

Momma kaga, poopa daddy!

Montgomery, Harrisburg, Las Vegas!

Mr. Frond made us independent study kids, too.

Mr. Frond, pretty yarn.

Mr. Frond, shut up.

Mr. Frond... ha!... we should not do this.

Much better than being in school right now?

My ankles. No.

My arm's not stuck in a crevice,

My backpack's gonna miss your backpack.

My blood sugar is low.

My body, my rules!

My bratty little baby birds fly

My dad can take all of you,

My daddy's in there! Yeah! Okay!

My ears are burning!

My ears can smell it!

My food trucking journey in my blook

My God, Bobby, what'd you do?

My God, Lin

My high school boyfriend Carl for three years.

My loog.

My mom lets me come to all the show tapings,

My pants are staying on.

My pants are up! Ow!

My porcelain horse, Horselain!

My slopes!

My tooth hurts!

My what? B... B... B wha? Good luck with your speech therapy.

My wife made it.

My wife!

N No, like hot tempered.

N No, Mickey,

Nah, I probably won't be needing it.

Nah. I gave it back to Peter Pescadero.

Nailed it, Beefsquatch!

Nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang...

Nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang...

Nang... oh, good ear massage.

Napkin holder, ice cream machine!

Nathan, you might be in this for the wrong reasons.

Nathan! No!

Negative. You'll talk with me.

Nerd alert!

Never do this.

Never make her pancakes.

Never mind, Louise.

Next challenge!

Next time we do this,

Next time, let's stick to the curriculum.

Nice echo.

Nice job with the prenatal yoga, Mom.

Nice move.

Nice sized line, Bob.

Nice to have business back on track.

Nice try. I saw you looking.

Nice, Bob. Nice.

Nice! I just brokered the release of my sister's money.

No adults allowed without kids.

No blood, no jumper cables.

No boys, no parties, no summoning spirits

No matter what, don't stop rolling.

No mercy!

No more chewing for me.

No one blackmails our sister but us!

No one knows about peoples' bad days

No one likes an I told you so.

No one's calling Gene Dad.

No one's going to hear all the nasty details

No pizza! He's in training.

No rush.

No thanks. Ever.

No wait, Burgerfoot!

No whistles. You know that.

No wonder they lost.

No, a redo. No, period!

No, Beefsquatch!

No, Dad. No.

No, don't do that. Do it! Do it! Do it!

No, go on. There's more. What?

No, he's mine!

No, I didn't see it.

No, I do.

No, I know it's not a badge!

No, I know. It's just, now I have words to put to my tastes.

No, I was not in the navy.

No, I won't.

No, I'm not getting on the... Open up the tunnel.

No, I'm not upset.

No, I'm sorry.

No, it won't. No one's using this right hand lane,

No, it's just, do you hear the kids?

No, it's not. It's perfect. I'm sorry

No, it's not... Wait, are they back?

No, no, "hostage" sounds about right.

No, no, it's not jazz.

No, no, no, no, no, no! All right,

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, not that. Okay, just... Blow their minds. Got it.

No, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, no, no. I gotta do it myself.

No, no, no. What? No, not me.

No, no, that's... that's not for me.

No, no, this is working.

No, no, this might be real. Think about it.

No, no! No nudity! No nudity!

No, no.

No, no. He's in his own home.

No, no. I need that for evidence.

No, no. They hate that.

No, not really. When I'm 14, I'm gonna shave my head bald.

No, nuh uh, no. Not happening.

No, Pepe! That's not what I meant.

No, Tammy, I can't.

No, thanks. I'm good.

No, they are the noodles

No, they're a trend.

No, this second, Bobby!

No, Ti Tina! Kids!

No, uh, it's fine.

No, wait, wait! That's not fair! I love you! I love you!

No, we couldn't make it work. No.

No, we're... we're at a swimming pool.

No, You should not do that.

No!

No! I need drugs!

No! It... I didn't do it. It wasn't my butt.

No! My hands still hurt from yesterday.

No! No, no, no!

No! No!

No! No?

No! No. No. We are not done.

No! Noooo!

No! Then they'll never leave.

No! You may not text her back, or anyone.

No! You win!

No.

No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.

No. I didn't think of that.

No. I fell asleep. Come on. Do it with me.

No. I mean, take me backstage to meet Pam.

No. I think I'd rather stay with you and Linda.

No. I think it's embarrassing.

No. I want to talk to you.

No. I'm just late, okay?

No. I'm nothing without Rodney.

No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book.

No. Let them fight.

No. Look, I know we owe money

No. Mom uses it to fill the humming bird feeder.

No. My name is, uh...

No. Nah, he can't.

No. Nice loogie, Zeke.

No. No, I'm gonna regret it

No. No.

No. No. Yes. Yes!

No. Not anymore, Bob.

No. Please.

No. See?

No. That could've been huge for us.

No... a little. Not you!

No...!

Nobody asks.

Nobody likes me!

Nobody say anything... Louise looks really different.

Nobody's doing anything.

None of these jobs get reviewed by critics.

Nope, just tea. Huh.

Not her problem. It's not my problem.

Not here. It's too visible.

Not how Rodney would do it.

Not like that.

Not lying, but close.

Not really.

Not so scary, huh, Taff?

Not Teddy's Sade tape... Dice?

Not the pants...!

Not to do them.

Not until I can erase "Bob Sux."

Not without children, you won't!

Not yet!

Not yet.

Nothing means anything!

Nothing.

Nothing. Forget it.

Nothing. I just punched a cardboard cutout guy.

Notice me!

Now all aboard the burger train!

Now go get cleaned up for dinner.

Now go pop and lock!

Now he's in a k hole.

Now it's a smile!

Now let's go have dessert.

Now let's pass back the mike.

Now look away, Mom.

Now that we're not doing the restaurant,

Now that you're a hotshot food truck guy?

Now we're ready to go to the mall.

Now you.

Now, everybody calm down, all right?

Now, first you have to caramelize the onions.

Now, here's how we'll get Louise out.

Now, if that guy asks, you're my kids, okay?

Now, listen, whatever you're doing at 6:00 pm,

Now!

Now... you're my boyfriend.

Nuh uh uh.

Nuh uh!

Nurse the baby.

O Okay. Okay, Bob's in.

Ode to Soy?

Of "Bob Sux." Ouch.

Of course you do, honey.

Of course you do. Great!

Of Jimmy Junior's butt.

Of my important person school essay. Shut up.

Of some serious dental work.

Of this mama bear so easy!

Offense taken.

Oh hey, Burgerboss!

Oh ho ho, you've done it now; I am great at the quiet game.

Oh my God, Bobby,

Oh, about how I noticed my two towels

Oh, and Gene, here's your Navajo warrior mask

Oh, and here's an escalator!

Oh, and now opening other people's mail!

Oh, Bob, you're adorably naive.

Oh, Bob. This is our chance.

Oh, Bobby, is this turning into

Oh, Bobby, you're a hero.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Beefsquatch!

Oh, bullhonk!

Oh, come here!

Oh, come on, Bob. You'd be great!

Oh, crap. They started the demolition!

Oh, did I tell you about that?

Oh, Dina, you are more trouble than you're worth.

Oh, don't tell me to shut up!

Oh, don't tsk me.

Oh, Gayle. No. We can't.

Oh, Genghis Flan!

Oh, God, Lin, go get Louise.

Oh, God, now I have to do that.

Oh, God, that's embarrassing.

Oh, God, we're gonna die!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Listen, Gayle,

Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Oh, God. This is your son.

Oh, God...

Oh, good luck with wearing that face all over the world.

Oh, good, good, good.

Oh, good. Then get over here and play banker.

Oh, goody. Are those the exact noodles

Oh, ha ha.

Oh, he did? Yeah.

Oh, he didn't tell you to lay off the game? No!

Oh, he's been slapping everything

Oh, hello, Bob!

Oh, hello.

Oh, here. To the J man.

Oh, hey, almost forgot.

Oh, hey, Bob, I met

Oh, hey, Darryl. Hey, Bob.

Oh, hey, Dr. Yap. Funny running into you here.

Oh, hey, Tom Selleck.

Oh, hi, Beefsquatch.

Oh, I hope you got a jar to pee in, Gene.

Oh, I'm not. Oh, good.

Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you.

Oh, it was freaky.

Oh, it's been a long time

Oh, just a little girl who's writing a paper about me.

Oh, last night, I dreamt

Oh, Linda, I am so sorry you had to witness our foreplay.

Oh, lookie what time it is.

Oh, Louise, Tina, Boy Tina,

Oh, Louise, you didn't.

Oh, Mom, did you have a chance

Oh, my God, I can't believe

Oh, my God, I totally feel it.

Oh, my God, it's great for the restaurant,

Oh, my God, it's local weatherman Scott Bags!

Oh, my God, no, look out!

Oh, my God, oh, my God... Tyler's here.

Oh, my God, they're making a scene.

Oh, my God, this is so exciting!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Get off. I love you so much.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I want it!

Oh, my God! What have I done? I'll drive.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I have a question.

Oh, my God. Just spit it out. Spit it. Spit it

Oh, my God. Maybe it's an earthquake.

Oh, my God. Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Randy?

Oh, my God. Woo! Yay.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, my God. You didn't even call.

Oh, my God. You really do.

Oh, my God... B Bob!

Oh, my. H How will I ever get clean?

Oh, never mind, it's just gas.

Oh, no, he didn't!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I don't... I don't think so.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no!

Oh, not much.

Oh, oh, I'm calling the police!

Oh, oh, it's crowning. It's crowning.

Oh, oh. Quit poking me with that thing.

Oh, okay!

Oh, one more thing; This is important.

Oh, or tape it to his back

Oh, or we could get sailing lessons.

Oh, ow, ow, ow. That one hurt.

Oh, plot twist.

Oh, shove it. Judge me.

Oh, shut up, Frond.

Oh, sorry. Black Beauty to Music Man and The Godfather.

Oh, sorry. This is my ex boyfriend, Nathan.

Oh, stop it! Stop it!

Oh, stop.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank you!

Oh, thanks so much. Was I talking to you?

Oh, thanks, Bob. Good luck with your terrible life.

Oh, that must be my next kidnapper.

Oh, that? That's Greta.

Oh, that's better. That's better.

Oh, that's cool. So, will you help me?

Oh, that's messed up. He's talking about me!

Oh, the bowl is hot.

Oh, truth comes out.

Oh, uh, soon, Lin, soon.

Oh, uh... it's a really common name.

Oh, wait!

Oh, we shouldn't...

Oh, well done.

Oh, well that's so ni... I'd rather be dumpsacked.

Oh, well, if you want to actually make money on this,

Oh, well, well, well,

Oh, wow!

Oh, yeah, I do, Randy.

Oh, yeah, I'm always up for that.

Oh, yeah, totally.

Oh, yeah, you can't have the truck

Oh, yeah? Well eat this!

Oh, yeah? Well, guess what. We won! We schooled you!

Oh, yeah? Well, your haircut's overdone and dry!

Oh, yeah. Yeesh, that is bad.

Oh, yes, the flaming bags of poop.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes.

Oh, you are drunk, Mom. No, I'm not.

Oh, you changed your hair. Or maybe her hair changed her.

Oh, you mean the amateur brunette mature

Oh, you shut that. Shove it!

Oh, you want us to tell Mom and Dad about your margarita party?

Oh, you were serious.

Oh, your corners are so smooth.

Oh!

Oh! Am I glad I caught you guys.

Oh! Do the janitor and the vice principal.

Oh! High!

Oh! Nice try, Caffrey.

Oh! Of course I can come in.

Oh! Oh! Whoo. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh! Ugh.

Oh! Whoa.

Oh.

Oh. "Your ass is grass."

Oh. Anything else?

Oh. Bob... Yeah.

Oh. But I thought we were friends.

Oh. I never even turned it in.

Oh. I thought your arms would look bigger.

Oh. Listen, I need you

Oh. Um, he wants to know

Oh. We can make him eat.

Oh. Well, I am done.

Oh. You know, I'm really not a fan.

Oh... He's crying.

Oh... no.

Oh...God.

Ohh! Bring the whole family?

Ohh...

Okay, after party is over. Time to go home.

Okay, all right.

Okay, and now it is time for our new segment,

Okay, are you ready? Action!

Okay, big boy bite

Okay, Bobby, okay.

Okay, burgers it is. Thank you.

Okay, bye.

Okay, enough is enough.

Okay, enough, Bob. I'm coming. I just gotta finish up here.

Okay, everyone, great job. Back in the kitchen.

Okay, everyone, I hope you've all chosen

Okay, fine.

Okay, fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time.

Okay, good. Oh, Tina!

Okay, here's what we're gonna do

Okay, how was it?

Okay, I definitely won't.

Okay, I got the flat top all installed here.

Okay, I need one of you in front of me

Okay, I see your point.

Okay, I see.

Okay, I'll... I'll come do the battle.

Okay, I'm done talking to you.

Okay, I'm game.

Okay, I'm going.

Okay, it got a little rocky out there,

Okay, it's the moment you've all been waiting for.

Okay, Jimmy Jr., put me in a crotch lock

Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves, all right?

Okay, let's not...

Okay, let's play the quiet game until we get back.

Okay, maybe just the drunk guy who barfed on his baby.

Okay, Mickey, this is what we're gonna do: You...

Okay, new challenge!

Okay, now, guys, just touch...

Okay, okay, enough. Stop...

Okay, okay, that'll be $5.

Okay, okay! We're going.

Okay, one wet willy.

Okay, punch his face!

Okay, punch yourself in the face, you idiot.

Okay, see you back in real life.

Okay, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Okay, so start now.

Okay, the flea market

Okay, the Moody Foody is here in our restaurant.

Okay, this is ridiculous.

Okay, Tina, that was a great story.

Okay, we each shovel snow into our pants.

Okay, we're gonna block all the spots

Okay, where's Louise?

Okay, you guys are my street team.

Okay, you know, I'll just unplug it.

Okay, you two, lift your fingers.

Okay!

Okay? Uh... thanks?

Okay.

Okay. All right, come here, come here.

Okay. But first, let's fix you up.

Okay. Come here, come here, come here.

Okay. Don't touch the instruments. They're sterile.

Okay. Go ahead.

Okay. I don't like that one.

Okay. I mean, hell yeah!

Okay. I'll take that as a yes.

Okay. Let's go.

Okay. Look at me.

Okay. Louise, calm down.

Okay. Nothing to get freaked out about.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Should I just write negative stuff

Okay. So, uh, I am preparing

Okay. That's what I said.

Okay. There is one place I like to go.

Okay. Um, sounds... sexy.

Okay. Well, how 'bout this?

Okay. Why would you draw a fish?

Old man freak. You idiot kid.

Ollie? How long have you been down there?

Olsen Benner here reporting from the hostage standoff,

On a video game.

On my Eat, Pray, Love trip around the world.

On my terms.

On someone important to me.

On this thing or what? You bet I do.

On to the cafeteria to save Tina!

On vacation with their sexy dentist.

Once upon a time,

One bad review won't sink the SS Bob, will it?

One get into robot driving?

One of the hostages inside the bank.

One of the top five Don Johnson movies, Tin Cup.

One of those ways is that I have inheritance from my grandfather.

One time, in P.E., I beat a dog at basketball.

One, two, three, four, five.

Ooh, I have Dynasty on VHS.

Ooh, let's... hug. On the...

Ooh, now I'm hungry for chili.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Bob, this is what we're seeing tonight! Ugh.

Ooh, share!

Ooh, something to hold on to; I like that.

Ooh, SWAT team's here. Intense.

Ooh, thank you, everyone.

Ooh, this crowd has energy!

Ooh, yikes.

Ooh!

Ooh! How about some sort of a

Ooh! I can't wait!

Ooh! Really?

Ooh! That one sounds complicated!

Ooh! This thing is big and intimidating.

Ooh.

Ooh. Passionfruit paperbacks. Juicy!

Ooh. Tammy farted!

Ooh...

Oooh, Ain't Muffin To It! Yay!

Oop, I think this one's hatching right now.

Oop, Steve's not interested anyway, never mind.

Oop! Watch your face!

Oop. Oh.

Oops.

Oops. Overslept.

Oops. Whoops.

Open up the tunnel, li'l baby!

Or "Hi, Bob!"

Or have I washed one more than the other over the years?

Or maybe just home again

Or my order, we could talk about.

Or pants... Ow.

Or should we say Margaritina?

Or switching bodies, and no filling the house

Or the FCC, I can legally pretend that you don't exist.

Or we could buy gift cards.

Or we could make a circle.

Or what if you put superglue on them?

Or you'll coat the road behind you.

Or... you do all our chores for a month!

Order up some burgers, I give myself up,

Order up.

Otherwise, I might have to stop playing.

Otherwise, you're all going to summer school

Ouch.

Our Bad Boy Robot Package

Our bullying got us a thousand dollar check!

Our firm specializes in image rehabilitation.

Our first sailing lesson is at night?

Our gutters are a mess.

Our names are Jennifer and Kyrsten!

Out loud at school?

Out loud to everyone tomorrow during lunch.

Out loud to the whole class herself.

Out loud... Loud...

Over here. Woo hoo! What happened to your glasses?

Over the judgmental laughing!

Over to Caffrey's taffy factory.

Overdone and dry or something.

Overdone and dry, Teddy? You're just quoting the review.

Overdone and dry!

Overdone and dry! Overdone and dry!

Ow, man, not my Sex U V!

Ow!

Ow! Ah! You're biting me!

Pam and I are tight! She'll put an end to this.

Pam warned me about this when she was binge drinking.

Pantsuit? Okay, fine.

Partying our butts off.

Peeing in the shower.

People can make up their own minds.

People could die.

People think it's bad.

Pepper ono he didn't!

Perfect.

Pesto is getting the free advertising

Pfft. Me and a buddy of mine, we just kind of fell into it.

Phew.

Phillip, it's a fire alarm.

Phillip, what is going on here?

Physical violence! Physical violence!

Physically attack each other a little bit. Or a lot.

Physically corner her in a room and eventually, in your life.

Pick a lane!

Piercing booth!

Pill popping sex freaks.

Plan B, Dad! I'm slashing tires!

Playing hard to get, I see.

Please don't drug me again.

Please don't give my journal to Jimmy Junior.

Please don't lean on the..

Please stop, we're just leasing it.

Please tell me they shoot webs.

Please, Bob. I'm not strong.

Please? We're not skipping Cake.

Please.

Plus, the most popular truck gets a cash prize:

Plus, we're in a huddle, and it just feels like

Polio?

Pop it lock it pop it lock it. And then we, uh,

Potato chips if I'm sad, chocolate if I'm bad.

Pound Town...

Preachy.

Press a higher number than her,

Pretty tight though. Looking good.

Pretty trash tastic, huh?

Princess Mayonnaise! We'll go back to back!

Private fireworks.

Probably a lot of class work

Probably not. I mean, maybe I can.

Psst. Here comes your father.

Psst. Psst.

Pull a different lever!

Pulling on me, grabbing m m my new jeans.

Punch thirty. Nice one, Ty.

Push her in a lake.

Push the other way!

Push... and push.

Put it down, Bobby. Just stop. Enough.

Put it on a T shirt, Jimmy Jr.

Put on that pretty, pretty lipstick, Tammy.

Question one...

Quick, circumcise Gene. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rachael Ray over here. With bigger hips.

Randy, no! What?

Really giving it to a caterpillar.

Really? I can't believe this!

Really? Is that so you can get better at the game?

Really? No

Really? Oh, my God, there's a little drawing here

Really? You wouldn't?

Recent events have left

Redo! Redo! Redo! Redo!

Redrum. Redrum.

Reggie, he is.

Remember before his eyebrows grew out

Remember, Bob, he's hot, you stay cool.

Remember, they're just normal people like you and me.

Remember?... destroying our business.

Respect for women!

Right you are.

Right, 'cause she's gonna read...

Right, and I was thinking,

Right, Dad?

Right, J Ju?

Right, right, right, right. Let me just take one more pill.

Right. And the only rule in the inner circle

Right. Or the parking lot.

Right. Um...

Rinse all the pee out of these boots.

Rock bottom.

Rodney was the brains

Rodney, phone's for you!

Rodney! Rodney! Rodney!

Rodney? Mickey!

Rodney. Who the hell is that?

Rumor is Caffrey even made a bunch of taffy dummies

Run, Mickey!

Run! This guy's crazy!

Sailing lessons!

Sailing lessons. That's..

Sales analyst, not reviewed.

Sam my man from Uzbekistan!

Say it. Please, I can't do that.

Say something like "punch thirty,"

Say something tough.

Say we go to your place,

Scheduled sex.

Scott! Say cold front! Say cold front!

Screw the pool.

Screwed Creek. Don't worry, Lin.

Scrunched up faces and their stupid arms...

Se Bob?

Security!

See that fishtail, J Ju?

See that? Now notice this.

See that? Yeah, this is how you go out in style.

See you at the bottom!

See you in P.E. class.

See you, Bob.

See, not so bad.

See, this is what I mean...

See?

See? I knew it was funny!

See? It all worked out.

See? Oh, man.

See? Yeah.

See? You didn't bother to see the Tin Cups

Separate dressing rooms. Separate dressing rooms.

Seriously, what do you do for fun around here?

Serves you right, kid. Listen to me, Mickey.

Sex?! Gayle's always wanted whatever I had.

Sexy dice.

Shake 'em loose, Bob! Let's Go!

Shake off the rust.

She came into town for Dad's funeral.

She ditched us, and then she ditched us some more.

She does have big boobies.

She does it with Tony all the time.

She forced herself to get her period.

She goes in the store.

She grabbed Jimmy Junior's butt,

She had her toes on my crotch.

She had the confidence to go after Vinny.

She had to watch a lot of welding before she got good.

She just has fun. Crackers, where's the crackers?

She knew what she had to do.

She loves my stories.

She made us do everything synchronized.

She said fame destroys families.

She sings that song about oil spills,

She texted back some letters I don't understand.

She was swooshing her hair all around.

She went to find the treasure by herself

She's a fighter, Bob.

She's changing, Bobby. Tina's turning into a teen.

She's clean.

She's gonna read her erotic friend fiction

She's gonna read it out loud during lunch today.

She's my sister, Bob!

She's out taking the critic's order.

She's restless.

She's supposed to baby sit tonight while we're at Cake.

Shh shh shh.

Shh, shh. Little baby.

Shift's over, sweetheart.

Shoes without socks,

Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.

Shoot a hostage!

Shopped here for your restaurants.

Shots fired! Shots fired!

Should he be sweating like that?

Shove it in there, you get it in!

Show me the treasure!

Show's over, Teddy. Come on.

Shush. Is there anything I can do to throw him off his game?

Shut your mouth!

Since my pillows got fluffed.

Since they showed Pam getting her tubes tied.

Since we got back from that show.

Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio,

Single and ready to mingle.

Single handedly murdered a wild animal.

Sir? Oh...!

Sit down.

Sit down. I got big, big news for you.

Skid marks. That's not funny.

Smell checking the meats.

Smooth sailing.

Snipers are in position on the roof.

So behave, or else.

So confident, but still figuring things out.

So did you, like, I don't know,

So dirty...

So don't hold back.

So far, two nothing, me.

So give yourself up, but on your terms.

So he could get better at Burgerboss.

So he hid all his gold down there in the tunnels.

So how do we work this thing...?

So I don't need to cut it off like that impatient idiot.

So I gotta watch the kids and the restaurant.

So I have about, I think a thousand, and then I just have,

So I might have some pull over there.

So I'll do all the talking and you just nod, all right?

So I'm gonna be playing...

So I'm just chopping up some tomatoes. Mm hmm.

So I'm using the guest bathroom! Ugh, Gene.

So is a hamburger, or my name.

So it's settled.

So just a couple more questions.

So keep this guy happy.

So long, balls.

So long, Dina.

So no more kissing my sister, you.

So no summer school?

So now that we got that...

So our local beauty expert will be here

So small. So fragile.

So thanks for that, Bob.

So that he can enjoy this burger.

So that is why...

So that's it for that.

So the ice cream goes on the inside of the cone always?

So there's no need for you...

So they want Bob and Gene back next week.

So Tina's rotten friend Tammy

So to make our Mediterr Ain't Misbehavin' Burger,

So unless you work for the network or the affiliate

So we can be alone.

So we have to go tonight.

So we start with some fresh mozzarella,

So we're gonna have to do them all over again

So what? I reuse my noodles.

So you don't fan out.

So you had to have Gayle, too?

So you need to decide how this ends,

So you're feeling a little P.O.'d about P.E., huh?

So you're going to have to stay in there

So you're the video game coach?

So, Bob, you'll stand over here,

So, Bobby, what are we gonna say

So, Gayle, are you seeing anyone right now?

So, how about we take this to the next level?

So, I know we discussed having the burger of the day,

So, it's okay, we're friends. No, it's not okay.

So, let's talk synchronized swimming.

So, there!

So, uh, what's it gonna take for you to forget about today?

So, well, what kind of burger did he order?

So, what would you do for your independent study?

So, what's cookin', Bob? Well, Chuck,

So, whatcha got cookin' up today, Bob?

So, who wants to touch and/or be touched

So, yeah, that's curry paste.

So, you and Linda swing? Uh, no.

So, you just go around looking through random holes?

So, you want me to just start over here, Bob?

So... how's it going?

So... what knots did you learn?

Soccer. Church.

Sold. Yeah!

Some of my fellow disgruntled restauranteurs

Some of the cutest baby panda footage I've ever seen.

Somebody didn't finish yesterday.

Someone just got a little hot.

Something happened earlier today.

Sometimes you just got to push 'em out the window.

Sometimes you want to ride a roller coaster twice

Soon. Top of the wait list.

Sorry about all that.

Sorry I got to bed so late last night.

Sorry to eat and run.

Sorry we were such jerks.

Sorry you got mixed up in this.

Sorry, folks, we got to drain it.

Sorry, Gene. No backsies.

Sorry, gotta frisk you for weapons.

Sorry, gotta go.

Sorry, Jeffrey.

Sorry, Lin.

Sorry, Lin. It's just, ah, you imagine something for so long,

Sorry, Taff.

Sorry, Tammy. I don't want to cut.

Sorry! Missed ya!

Sorry. I mean, you are horrible,

Sorry. You know what?

Sort of physical, something, like,

Soundproof walls.

Sounds crazy, but you got it, Dad. Great.

Sounds cute.

Sounds like a sex thing.

Sounds like something I'd come up with.

Soy bison? No they're not.

Speaking of buns, I think I can smell some.

Sph! Sph! Zip it! Zip it!

Squishy bastard.

Stay in school, Superman,

Stealing from ourselves.

Step number one:

Steve's wife! You likey?

Sticky.

Still like you to look at the loan.

Stop daydreaming.

Stop it!

Stop it! Give it back!

Stop it. Go to school. Fine!

Stop it. We're going.

Stop the yelling.

Stop torturing yourself.

Stop!

Stop! Keep your hands up!

Stop! Lin, please, drop the act!

Strong girls are hot.

Study in something

Stupid book.

Stupid toilet.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Sucker.

Suckers.

Sucks they give you detention for wrestling in the library.

Summer camp? Wait, I'd go there.

Summer church? Summer dentist?

Summer school?

Summer School.

Summer school.

Summer visit Grandma?

Sunday nights me and Linda have, uh, you know, an arrangement.

Superintendent Douglas, let me get your chair for you.

Sure, Dina. I'll have a...

Swirl it. Is it nonfat?

Swirl it. Swirl it.

Swirl it. The bowl is hot.

Synchronized swimming starts at your fingertips

Synchronized swimming. No, she doesn't mean

Ta dah! Ahhh.

Taff, you're not helping.

Take good care of our father, strange nerd!

Take that off, huh?

Take that!

Take what off? This is me now!

Talk to me, Goose. What's going on out there?

Tammy can't embarrass you.

Tammy made a blammy!

Tammy wants to come over. I texted back a smiley face.

Tammy, spill that.

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

Taste her hair or anything?

Tea. Oh.

Teddy was just messing with our heads.

Teddy, you'll eat anything.

Teddy, you're killing me. Come on, take a second.

Teddy? How about you? Put up your hands. No, thank you.

Tell everybody what's going on here.

Tell him to quit. Tell him to quit.

Tell me!

Tell no one. Wait, no, no.

Tell those guys to get behind the barricade, now!

Temp tramp stamps!

Texting my friend Tammy. That'll cost a fortune!

Than a skeeter on a peter.

Thank God you're here.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, little napkin."

Thank you, Tina.

Thank you, Tom Selleck.

Thank you!

Thank you? No, math class is bad.

Thank you.

Thank you. Bob never mentioned he had a dentist.

Thank you. What happened there?

Thank you. Yeah.

Thanks for asking. Peter Pescadero.

Thanks for coming to Family Funtime.

Thanks for everything.

Thanks, but me and Zeke are going to watch them

Thanks, kid. Do you mind?

Thanks, Mike

Thanks, Mom. I hope we get a good grade.

Thanks, Teen, but I think I got this covered.

Thanks, that kid's mom.

Thanks, Tina.

Thanks!

Thanks.

Thanks. Are you high?

Thanks. I need them to see.

Thanks. You want to go out?

That are stealing our business and bankrupting us.

That became much more than that.

That bends this way, and there's the treasure!

That came 'cause of the show, Bobby! Uh huh.

That can't be right. It's right.

That could be our next Christmas card.

That could change.

That factory's got windows and I got a passion for smashin'.

That guy's creeping me out.

That guy's important. You can tell by the way he points.

That has ever...

That he told me about your independent study

That I took out of your wallet

That is good stuff. Uncut.

That is it!

That is not the issue.

That is the most random sport in the world.

That Louise pooped in the pool?

That mask has turned you into a real jerk, Gene!

That one didn't hurt.

That picked you up?

That really smells, Tammy.

That sounds amaz... Wait, wait! What's that?

That sounds great.

That takes you down to the tunnels underneath.

That the dentist gave me

That thing made the kids; Maybe it can find them.

That thing.

That this short, weird, musky dentist

That was a great day all around. One for the books.

That was a huge mistake.

That was easy.

That was fun.

That was fun. You got five singles now.

That was gonna be my red meat for the week.

That was not on my orders.

That was the worst pizza I ever had!

That wasn't me!

That wasn't me.

That we'd hang out at the park tonight,

That would be great.

That you haven't perved up? No.

That you think you're good at.

That, my friend, is my latest graduation medallion...

That...

That's 'cause I buy day old bread!

That's a dye pack from the bank.

That's a fake phone. I don't care.

That's a great idea!

That's a great idea?

That's a lot of coffee's going out.

That's a terrible movie.

That's a token. Okay, and then more.

That's actually good, Tammy. Zeke's really gross.

That's crazy. Where... where'd you get it?

That's enough of the papers. But you are!

That's ever happened to you.

That's for standing up for yourself.

That's funny but I would

That's funny.

That's funny. It smells like my spot.

That's funny. So, you got any plans this weekend?

That's good news.

That's got to be the food critic.

That's how she got a redo.

That's how you make a birdie!

That's it. You're grounded.

That's Jimmy Junior and Zeke.

That's just rude.

That's just something famous people say.

That's just the 3:00 fire.

That's my badge right there!

That's my erotic friend fiction!

That's my game!

That's my Rodney.

That's not a capital!

That's not going to go over well with the membership committee.

That's not how a bribe works, Tina.

That's not how it works, Gene.

That's not what I meant.

That's not what I said.

That's not who I am.

That's okay. I like it rough.

That's really funny, Jimmy.

That's rich.

That's right, Bob. Your negligent flossing habits

That's right, Gene!

That's right, the hostage situation

That's stupid.

That's the money shot. Goodie.

That's the song I want to lose it to. Mm mm mm!

That's the sound of a game dying.

That's the Tina I know!

That's the VP and assistant VP of programming.

That's weird.

That's what Dina said.

That's what I'll do for you if you get out.

That's what's gonna be on camera.

That's where dreams are born

That's where old games go to die.

That's why I quit being your coach.

That's why I'm here.

That's why I've started writing erotic friend fiction.

That's why we're here.

That's... not a phone.

The "If Looks Could Kale" burger.

The acoustics are great.

The bank manager didn't go for it.

The booze in with boats at high tide.

The boring old fort with no wheels.

The boys' locker room. You can only see up to their ankles.

The Cat Burger lers.

The cops are everywhere. What do I do?

The cops are gonna show up.

The cops are really... Scumbags!

The cops tear gassed themselves.

The cops want to kill you, sure.

The dangerous taffy factory.

The definition of free range, you know?

The dirty tricks department is closed!

The doctor said the last thing...

The doctor said with these splints

The elevator!

The factory's getting demolished tomorrow,

The fallopians on that woman! Eh...

The feet from the locker room.

The festival circuit. Maybe we'll never come home!

The first one is from our new student, Tammy Larson.

The first time they saw the Earth from space.

The food here is so delicious.

The gin and tonics,

The guy who couldn't remember my order finds my address?

The house feels kind of pointless.

The jawbreaker may be going up the mountain with you,

The last time I used superglue,

The lower her self esteem, the higher your chances, bro.

The man Tased you, Dad!

The mayor is here.

The Mickey way.

The Miracle on Melted Ice.

The mizzenmast!

The Moody Foody's on a rampage.

The Moody Foody's patterns for months.

The more the merrier.

The movie... Caddyshack? Never heard of it.

The name, Belcher, badly tarnished.

The Onion tended Consequences burger.

The only one who can embarrass you is you.

The original motion picture soundtrack to Milk.

The other day, about your towels?

The person underneath puts their legs through,

The pool's that way.

The Prince of Persuasia!

The release of some tomatoes from the walk in?

The restaurant will get on TV. I know.

The right move, I trust ya... kinda.

The road will be the perfect place for Dina.

The school board wants to see you

The superintendent is bringing the school board

The superintendent is going to love this idea.

The treasure's in the crack of the ass,

The use of dust from the floor was risky,

The whole point of independent study

The whole point of the quiet game is to stop talking.

The whole world will know "Bob Sux."

The... cake and ice cream.

Their door is shut. I know. My belly itches.

Then another time, to get out of a math test,

Then attack them all.

Then choke on your reviews, huh?!

Then help them yourself. I'm done.

Then how do you know it's bad?

Then I don't, either.

Then I'm gonna go talk to Chuck and Pam myself!

Then if it's a good idea, I'm going to do it!

Then it's time to add the goat cheese.

Then kiss you ass goodbye with it.

Then she can swim to safety.

Then you add some fresh thyme, which I have right here.

Then, you know, when I beat your high score,

There are more of these tickets where that came from.

There are three steps to persuading women.

There are tunnels under the factory where they brought

There he is.

There it is, guys.

There she goes.

There was no such thing as math.

There we go, that's better. Whew.

There we go. That's so much better, right?

There you are! I've been digging all over for you!

There you go, Toots.

There you go.

There. Comfy?

There's a hostage situation at the bank.

There's a secret elevator in the factory

There's an opening there? Yeah. But it's full of farts.

There's gotta be something bigger we can crash.

There's long lines.

There's no service.

There's no sitting area. There's no bathroom.

There's no such thing as robot college.

There's nothing more embarrassing than that.

There's nothing on here

There's nothing sweet in here.

There's nothing they can do to us in here.

There's one. There's one.

There's only one more bedroom but two people left.

There's the coconut milk. No one cares.

There's treasure down there!

These burgers are good.

These crepes gave me cramps!

These foodies are showing some spine, and I like it! Again!

These kids are saying. Don't have a crap attack.

These two were fooling around, Linda.

They always want pizza.

They could save your restaurant.

They don't need some critic.

They haven't gotten in the water yet?

They hooked me up at the truck stop.

They kind of make your face look like math class.

They learned a ton of knots, right?

They said it got the most response of any segment

They tackled him, and his pants came halfway down.

They went to the taffy factory!

They were gonna give $100 to a baby.

They work with me at the restaurant.

They, uh, work slash live here.

They'd give you more than ten minutes, right?

They'll finger anything with a pulse.

They're all gonna be turned!

They're as good as cash. No.

They're gonna kill each other! On TV!

They're idiots.

They're just not with me.

They're made of math.

They're not here. I got Tina's diary.

They're not playing a sport.

They're playing you again.

They're stripes. Smelly stripes.

They're talking about a spin off.

They're up! Yeah, I see, buddy.

They're visual learners, Bob.

They've got more flavors.

Think of us as your family now. Okay.

This book is gonna be my treasure map

This butt was just a joke after all.

This can't happen now.

This doesn't look like a redo.

This feels incredible!

This goes in here.

This has gone too far.

This is a good time for me to be stuck in that tree again.

This is a precision operation.

This is a professional operation!

This is a treasure hunt!

This is an old classic of mine.

This is called the eggbeater kick.

This is exciting, right?

This is for you. For your effort.

This is going really well.

This is going to be very good for you children.

This is gonna go fine. I can help.

This is great, huh? Look at me.

This is great.

This is happening now.

This is how you go to jail.

This is killing me!

This is like watching two monkeys

This is me now!

This is me now.

This is Mickey. I'm a criminal.

This is my fault.

This is not a drill.

This is one of my vacant spaces.

This is our Basic Image Cleaner Package.

This is Sergeant Bosco, and I'm in charge.

This is serious. I need Dr. Yap.

This is such a snore gasm.

This is Taff.

This is Tammy. She's new at school.

This is the cafeteria,

This is the Commodore's Ball.

This is the first bank I've ever robbed by myself,

This is the first stop

This is the safest place to be during a fire.

This is to save my family!

This is what men wear, Gene, in the pool.

This is why I'm only friends with women.

This is, um, interesting.

This isn't a bar mitzvah!

This isn't happening.

This isn't over, Jimmy.

This isn't so bad, right?

This isn't the Bible!

This little piggy goes all the way home.

This long running talk show may have had its last word.

This mask is gonna make me the new it kid.

This means Uncle Paddy was right!

This mixture is the most powerful

This must be how the astronauts felt

This one's here.

This redo is officially out of control.

This should catch any blood or bodily fluids.

This show has torn my mily apart long enough! It ends now!

This thing is going to be a gold mine.

This thing turned me into a monster!

This thing's stuck.

This time I'm gonna make the Moody Foody a great burger.

This truck just makes me feel so powerful.

This truck needs a makeover.

This was just supposed to be a food festival.

This week at the Wharf Arts Center. War Farts!

This whole time, I thought you were taking sailing lessons.

This will make you look tough.

This won't take long.

Those are Jimmy Junior's feet. I can tell by the way he walks.

Those aren't their voices. I know.

Those cheeks pull me right back in.

Those little sneaks.

Those of you that still have restaurants.

Those two things don't mix. Shut up.

Threatened to read Tina's private writing

Three times out of the year,

Three weeks after the Moody Foody's

Three years?! And after she dated Carl,

Three... three...

Throw in another five and he'll burp in your face.

Tickle fight! Hyah!

Till the day you die.

Till they're eating each other.

Till you get to three stones, and then you take the tunnel

Time for the charm bomb to explode.

Time share in the mountains; I invited my new hygienist.

Time to take my awesome pills.

Time to work on scissor kicks.

Tin Cup. Tin Cup.

Tin Cups. No, it's Tin Cup.

Tina and I came up here

Tina talks like this.

Tina, Gene, let's go.

Tina, Gene, Taff made me realize

Tina, honey, it's pretty obvious Jimmy Jr.'s not into you.

Tina, hurry up. You might be grounded,

Tina, let's get our tongues pierced!

Tina, no offense, but this tour

Tina, of course we do.

Tina, shush.

Tina, synchronized swimming?

Tina, that's Gene. Long con.

Tina, this is the woman who chewed your food

Tina, Tina, Tina.

Tina, use our code names!

Tina, what song is this?

Tina, what was that...

Tina, you got me out of that booby trap.

Tina, you'll be the judge. Okay.

Tina!

Tina! There you are.

Tina! Tina!

Tina! Where the hell have you been?

Tina! You're late!

Tina? Here's Dad's image

Tina.

Tina...

Tina's gonna read her erotic friend fiction

Tina's on break.

To a better life, and I did not deliver.

To announce the food truck winner.

To do a cooking segment for Get On Up!

To finish reading Buddy's Rainbow?

To get in the water any day now.

To get it to match?

To get this dumpling.

To guard his operation.

To help me sabotage Dad on the show. What a day!

To Jimmy Jr.'s heart.

To keep out the G men...

To show you how to look hot, even if you have a cold.

To society's warped image of fitness.

To start in the middle of a sentence, but whatever.

To the bank manager tomorrow?

To the Moody Foody's house and cook him dinner!

To the pool this afternoon to watch you synchronized swim.

To win "most popular truck."

To write erotic fan fiction? Me.

Today, we're going to actually do them in the water.

Tom, what are you doing in my coffee?

Tomorrow's good for me.

Tonight, in five minutes.

Tonight's gonna be a little special.

Too bad we're not making any profit.

Too bad you kids can't take the metal detector

Totally freaking out.

Totally.

Touch this hat and we all go down

Touch your smiles together, okay?

Touched Ms. Jacobson's butt." What?

Touching butts had been banned

Try the pad Thai. Mmm.

Try to entertain 'em a little?

Trying to spread rumors, huh?

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

U Uh, they're our kids.

Ugh, both of you.

Ugh, Crowning Otter... it's so graphic.

Ugh, I just want to know

Ugh, what a day

Ugh, you believe this?

Ugh, you were right. It's not subtle.

Ugh!

Ugh.

Ugh. I got lick foot again.

Ugh. I'm okay.

Ugh. Is that what my voice sounds like?

Ugh. What happened?

Ugh. You got brownie all over me, jerk.

Uh huh, uh huh. Mm mm.

Uh huh? Could you take a break from that

Uh huh.

Uh oh, Bob. You better go easy.

Uh oh! Oh, God.

Uh uh uh. See, this stays with me.

Uh uh.

Uh, actually, it's Bob.

Uh, actually, these eggplants were freshly laid

Uh, Bob...

Uh, breaking and entering, kidnapping.

Uh, dear God, this is Tina from school.

Uh, did you take this elevator down?

Uh, everybody, stop. Let me...

Uh, fries, do they want fries?

Uh, hello.

Uh, hey, guys, listen, all right?

Uh, Hi.

Uh, I botched a job, man.

Uh, I don't know.

Uh, I know who you are. Oh, 'cause I look like Tammy.

Uh, I think it's fair at best, Mickey,

Uh, I'm not 60, by the way.

Uh, it's a code name we gave to Bob.

Uh, it's not great. Pretty sweet?

Uh, Lin, I think this is the sidewalk.

Uh, Linda, take it easy.

Uh, Mickey must have put it... Tsk tsk tsk...

Uh, Mr. Fischoeder, this is still a burger restaurant.

Uh, no, wait, wait, wait!

Uh, not great. He won't eat my burger.

Uh, Pam, why don't you give the audience

Uh, right over there.

Uh, she got an A.

Uh, sure, Mickey.

Uh, swimming?

Uh, thanks for, uh, inviting us, Chuck.

Uh, that you'd be, um, hot.

Uh, those aren't curse words. Not even close.

Uh, Tran, my restaurant will be fine

Uh, wait, Dr. Yap, what is that?

Uh, who am I speaking with?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, you get it?

Uh, you guys gotta take this outside.

Uh, you guys were there, too...

Uh! Aah!

Uh. Oh, Bobby. Aang, nang, nang, nang.

Uh...

Uh... Come on, do it, do it.

Uh... I got to go.

Uh... no, I'll do it.

Uh... Say yes. Say yes, Bob.

Um, all right, fellas, cough it up.

Um, how do you know Kevin again?

Um, I got a five.

Um, I'd like to recommend the burger of the day..

Um, I'm pretty sure I was in Sausalito that day.

Um, lots of people out here.

Um, my core is super ticklish, so...

Um, th the guy with the hamburgers. No, no, no.

Um, that's an expression for...

Um, what do you want instead?

Um. No? Why not?

Um... Ba boom!

Um... be be bo, be be booo.

Um... cheeseburger.

Um... oh. Get off.

Um... okay, that's fine.

Um... Okay. Could be worse.

Uncle Paddy told me about it, and now I'm gonna tell you.

Understand where the ice cream goes.

Unfortunately for you...

Until my birthday next year.

Until one brave teacher said, "Hey, what about math?"

Until women joined the workforce and took all the maid jobs away.

Unwashed fruit...

Up there...

Us, too, Bobby. Anything.

Use it or lose it, right, Dad?

Use the crosswalk, you maniac!

Use the word "idiot."

Using people at school and zombies.

Very convincing stuff.

Video games and drugs...

W Wait a minute. We kissed?

W Where's the game?! The game is gone!

W... Wait... What're you doing? What're... Don't.

Wahlberg.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute. You screwed up.

Wait a second, ah...

Wait for me!

Wait, are you only going out with me to get to Pam?

Wait, here's something good.

Wait, I brought gifts!

Wait, if that's ice cream, why is it soft?

Wait, no. Listen, don't do that.

Wait, so you didn't just throw a candy bar in the pool? No.

Wait, that gives me an idea.

Wait, what is going on here?

Wait!

Wait! Stop the truck!

Wait! Stop!

Wait! We can fit through there too,

Wait. That sounds hollow.

Wait. What happened to Belcher?

Wait. What?

Wait. Where's everybody going?

Wait. Why is it a girl?

Want to know what's the sexiest thing about you?

Want to touch each other's butts! Too late.

Warm, warm, warm, cold.

Was it obvious I don't care?

Was so that we wouldn't feel judged.

Was that a cool line?

Was the Jimmy Junior in your story supposed to be me?

Was the man of my dreams.

Wash 'em before you return 'em!

Wash this filth off me.

Watch for that, Bob... blue.

Watch your back, Beefsquatch.

We almost had it all, didn't we?

We are so screwed

We are your kids.

We are. That's why I'm making you go on a double date with me.

We both said a lot of things.

We broke your five! Thank you.

We brought food from our restaurants.

We brought it from home.

We can fake our way through this.

We can make it hot.

We can put Dad in a dress and tell them he's our aunt.

We can stay friends.

We can't do it again.

We can't play any games with one!

We can't use strength in this! Meh.

We can't. Really.

We caught your children stealing food and regatta pennants.

We could buy an island. No.

We could get a cramp.

We could go around and look for interesting throw ups.

We could really use a thousand bucks.

We could use more people for a pyramid lift.

We definitely know an adult.

We did an independent...

We do independent study, thank you.

We do! Cake, please!

We don't have the logos on our bags.

We don't know.

We don't need a lesson.

We don't need gym clothes anymore.

We don't need him anymore, Bob.

We figured it out.

We follow The Prince of Persuasia's three step program,

We get a positive review, and that's that.

We get it. Move on.

We got your journal back from your best friend slash enemy.

We gotta get in there!

We gotta get them! Really?

We gotta go. Come on.

We have a terrible data plan!

We have a thing? Yeah.

We have one crappy day,

We have several loans with your institution,

We have some feta cheese... Mmm. Mmm.

We just do what we do... we give him a delicious meal,

We just got out of P.E. for the rest of the year, my friends.

We just loved your tape.

We know an adult.

We love you, baby.

We made it! I got a funcussion!

We made it.

We made love. What?!

We need a handle online.

We need them here in the restaurant.

We need this restaurant.

We need to find that secret elevator

We need to get that backpack

We need to go over some ground rules for tonight, Miss Mouthy.

We need to make some money, and it wouldn't hurt

We need to talk. No, no, no.

We need you to come down here right away.

We need your help with...

We passed! Yes!

We roll them and they tell us what to do.

We should do it in the forest.

We should probably pray.

We start with a little coconut milk.

We went to get help.

We were invited to Chuck's pool party.

We were kind of busy, partying our nuts off.

We were made by this guy.

We were supposed to get.

We will... do this in the empty pool.

We will... we will still do this.

We would not have been friends.

We'll be back in two minutes.

We'll be fine.

We'll do a few of these and some of this

We'll figure it out later.

We'll get our period!

We'll get through this.

We'll get you out, baby!

We'll make a ladder.

We'll never see it coming.

We'll see.

We're all gonna die!

We're alone.

We're always mixing you two up.

We're back!

We're back.

We're Belchers, from the womb to the tomb!

We're cool. We just shoot sometimes.

We're divorced, you know.

We're doing it! We're losing 'em

We're done. Lin, stop pep talking!

We're down here.

We're dying here.

We're fine! Who's we?

We're going steady or something

We're going to get you out!

We're going to set up a judges' table.

We're gonna be in here a long time.

We're gonna be like the Partridge family, but with food.

We're gonna be moderately wealthy!

We're gonna breeze right past you now. Thank you.

We're gonna get everyone out of there safely, okay?

We're gonna steal customers from our own restaurant.

We're gonna turn this whore into a Pretty Woman!

We're gonna watch it get blowed up. Boom!

We're good.

We're in a restaurant. It's my restaurant.

We're in college, dude.

We're in the wheelbarrow with Back hair and The Jackal.

We're just helping him calm down

We're leaving, you pill popping liar.

We're making the Bruschetta Bout It Burger.

We're not going to have to lift a finger.

We're not going to stand around and wait

We're not taking sailing classes, you rubes.

We're not terrible.

We're on it!

We're safe.

We're selling out! Yeah!

We're the PR firm of Cooper, Molyneux and Juarez.

We're trying to cheer him up.

We're two princes, Bob.

We're up a creek.

We're visual learners, right, guys?

We're waiting for you!

We've been doing with our hands obsolete."

We've got a code brown.

We've got a whole beach to comb.

We've got the map!

We've had our... We hate each other.

Welcome back to Get On Up with Chuck and Pam.

Welcome to the Yap Trap!

Well I... I still have to take it.

Well I'm glad you like the dentist, Tina,

Well if it isn't Mr. Spatula Knife Hands!

Well, bigger than Get On Down,

Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere. Aww.

Well, Chuck, it's the I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger.

Well, do you seriously think it's a good idea?!

Well, first of all, I'm flattered...

Well, Gene and Louise don't want to ski,

Well, good luck with your terrible vegan food.

Well, I am doing great!

Well, I came by to thank you.

Well, I can't wait to see the routine you choreograph

Well, I do

Well, I don't know about you, Pam, but that is certainly

Well, I don't want to crowd you.

Well, I guess there wasn't any treasure.

Well, I have a family, so I don't really make plans. Yeah, I was gonna go up to my

Well, I have kids, sir, all right?

Well, I hope that you do, because it is a good idea!

Well, I just forgot my keys, so...

Well, I quit!

Well, I'll never kiss your sister again.

Well, I'm not going to coddle them this time.

Well, I'm on my way is my point.

Well, if the cops come, we need a plan.

Well, if you won't eat our food,

Well, it is pretty stale, Reggie

Well, it looks ridiculous.

Well, it's about to get weirder with this and this.

Well, it's certainly nice to have the old Gene back.

Well, it's really important that...

Well, keep them out of the way. You got me?

Well, let's go, little piggy. Off to school!

Well, let's just say

Well, Linda pays attention to me.

Well, maybe I'll just get my own food truck, Randy,

Well, maybe if you dropped the whole persuasion thing,

Well, might as well take two.

Well, some of us did.

Well, sometimes, when a man loves a woman very much...

Well, technically, caviar is salty, Gene.

Well, that was probably more menacing back in the day.

Well, that, too. That, too.

Well, that's too bad, because I'm in love with him.

Well, the burger of the day is, the, uh,

Well, the school board killed independent study.

Well, this wouldn't be a secret if I told you.

Well, uh, we'll see.

Well, we'll just jump down to the top

Well, we'll just see about that, won't we?

Well, we'll try it next Sunday.

Well, what am I supposed to do with this now?

Well, what do I do now?

Well, whatever they are, they're doing the trick.

Well, where is that, exactly?

Well, why don't I take'em

Well, why don't we just get the burger on the bun?

Well, why don't you try beating my score?

Well, you better believe I'll be back!

Well, you know how these things turn out.

Well, you know what, it's nice to have you back.

Well, you two may be regular, unfamous schmucks now,

Well, you weren't there, were you?

Well, you're already losing 'cause you just said something.

Well, you're not getting rid

Well... I may have slipped

Were slightly different colors?

Were they the same color when I bought them?

Were you helping him? Were you helping him?

Were you? Yeah. As a matter of fact, I was.

Wha...?

Whah ha! Take me with you!

What a coinky dink.

What a crazy couple weeks, huh?

What a day at school.

What about "insufferable"? What's that?

What about crab cake? Hmm, I could make some room.

What about Hot Pockets?

What about Jimmy Junior?

What about Tina's lies?

What about you, Tina?

What am I going to wear?

What am I gonna do for protein?

What an amazing competition this year,

What are female troubles?

What are these kids doing here!

What are we even doing here?

What are you all doing here?

What are you doing now, Gene?

What are you doing with the emergency cell phone?

What are you doing, Bob? Kick his ass!

What are you guys doing here?

What are you talking about?

What are you, ah... What are you talking about?

What are you, hot or cool?

What can I get my favorite father son team?

What can we get for that?

What did you just say?

What did you say? Anything.

What do I tell Linda? Nothing.

What do you mean, Teddy?

What do you mean, you have to go?

What do you think those are for?

What do you want to do, sleep in the truck?

What does Mickey want? Wh What's your favorite?

What grade you got on that essay you wrote.

What happened, Pepe?

What happened?

What if hear me out

What if you release all the hostages...

What if, what if she wants to have sex with me?

What is a wet willy?

What is all that goop on your face?

What is going on here?!

What is going on out there!?

What is going on?!

What is it?

What is it? Yeah. A crap attack? I don't know. Do you?

What is Jimmy Jr. doing here?

What is sex?!

What is that supposed to do?

What is that, ramen?

What is that?

What is this, Nicaragua? Yeah, this school's lame, right, Zeke?

What is this?

What is this? Oh, that's one token.

What is wrong with you people? Stop this!

What is your plan?!

What just happened here?

What just happened? I think Tammy laugh farted.

What kind of a god would give you those legs

What kind of a maniac wakes up an hour early

What now?!

What percentage of fat is it?

What percentage of fat is it? I don't know

What shape would you make it?

What should we call ourselves?

What should we do now, Jimmy Jr? You're smart.

What size are you?

What the hell does a chicken leg

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is that? Oh, it's, uh... uh,

What the hell is this?

What the hell is wrong with you?

What the hell was that about?

What the hell, @BobsBurgersFoodTruck?

What the hell, man?

What the hell?

What the hell's going on here?

What the nuttiest thing he ever stole is?

What the...?

What up, my knitta?

What was it though? Mm mm.

What was it?

What was that, Louise?

What was that?

What was the first thing you would buy

What was your name again? Uh, Bob.

What, are we going to run laps naked?

What, are you going to beat me up?

What, do you work for the phone company now?

What?

What? He's the weatherman!

What? Huh? Hmm?

What? I couldn't hear you.

What? I didn't fart, you did!

What? I won't eat anything. I'm pretty discerning.

What? Lin.

What? Mm hmm.

What? My eyes aren't dead.

What? No, I didn't ask for these.

What? No. I broke 100,000.

What? No. No cover. No.

What? No. No, no.

What? No... no, no, no.

What? Oh, this is gonna be fun, you guys.

What? Something wrong with the burger?

What? Stop.

What? That, and the fact that

What? Well that's just rude.

What? Wh Why?

What? Where did they take the game?

What? Where'd you get those?

What? Why? Dad's hogging the bathroom

What? You just turned against me, Randy.

What? You know what I mean!

What?!

What?! But our mom quit. Ow.

What?! This crazy!

What?! Why?!

What... It's my Daddy! Ah!

What'd you say, Greta? Huh? You ticklish?

What'd you say? Oh, just go! Go!

What'd you tell her? I told her she's very creative,

What's a "blook"?

What's gonna happen if you can't use your hands?

What's gotten into you, Little Miss Mommy Can't Drink?

What's gotten into you? I don't know.

What's happening? It must be a booby trap!

What's so great about getting food from a truck?

What's that? Oh, that's me at my $30,000 time share.

What's that? Sounds great.

What's this one do? Ah.

What's this? It's my erotic friend fiction.

What's wrong with you kids?

What's wrong with your hand?

What's your 20? Over.

What's your favorite pig out food?

What's your job? I have a burger restaurant.

What's your name, anyway?

What's your name? I don't speak Spanish.

Whatever she needs?!

Whatever she needs.

Whatever you do, don't drink it.

Whatever, whatever. Just move it along.

Whee!

When am I gonna have guests? I don't know.

When did a cooking segment turn into being a celebrity chef?

When do I get to go sailing with you guys?

When do the classes start?

When I own a falcon who holds my jawbreaker for me.

When I saw her on top of my Bobby,

When I say Gene, you say Gene.

When I was ordering all those porcelain babies.

When I'm in the neighborhood.

When you get back from Snooze City.

When you get into an elevator with a woman,

When you two were working together,

Whenever you lie, your eyes get crossed a little.

Where are you going? I want to review you

Where are you guys going?

Where are you really taking us, Dad?

Where are you selling these?

Where did they take it?!

Where did we land, uh, in the end?

Where tensions are high.

Where you going? Hey, my foot!

Where? One o'clock.

Where'd Tina go?

Where's Andy? He was supposed to unbury me.

Where's Louise? I don't hear Louise.

Where's the money?

Where's Tina? She should be doing this.

Whew, that was close, but we're safe now.

Which is the midnight rebroadcast of Get On Up.

While you guys keep on blabbity blabbity blabbity

Whistles are for lifeguards only.

White sweaters around your neck,

Who am I? Who am I?

Who are you people? Who the hell are you?

Who are you, who am I?

Who are you? Who are you, huh?

Who can build a better snowman?

Who cares about one bad review?

Who dances his feelings will notice me.

Who did that?

Who does that?

Who does that? Just you.

Who eats like that? Animals eat like that.

Who is this? Hey, it's Linda.

Who is this? It's Bob.

Who knows? Maybe you would have loved Tin Cups.

Who the hell is texting the emergency phone?

Who the hell is that?

Who wants a piece?

Who wants cookie dough ice cream?!

Who wants me more?

Who wants to cake with me? Gene?

Who, the host lady? Yeah.

Who's better at math than a robot?

Who's breathing on my line?!

Who's gonna play harp at my wedding?

Who's Tyler? Tyler's my bully!

Who's your hero?

Whoa, look out! Just kidding.

Whoa, what's wrong with your hands?

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa. Family Funtime?

Whoa. How'd you know?

Whoa. Whoa! Whoa. What?

Whoa. Your sex night took a weird turn, huh, Bobby?

Whoever can listen to Teddy tell that story

Whoever drinks the most Jacuzzi water wins!

Whoever makes the grossest drink gets the jawbreaker.

Whoo hoo! Lin!

Whoo hoo! Oh, my God. I can't stop.

Whoo hoo! Yeah! Marco.

Whoo!

Whoo! Come on now, let's kick on some tunes!

Whoo! What are we waiting for?

Whoops, there I go again.

Why are you guys here?

Why are you standing way back?

Why are you telling us this?

Why can't you just let me play the game?

Why didn't you tell me this was going on?

Why do I need to wear this?

Why do you need a sample? You don't need a sample.

Why don't we just put your bags in here?

Why don't you give me a big hug! Love to.

Why don't you guys have a hug of war? Done!

Why don't you watch it for me?

Why is everyone smiling and not helping?

Why is Gene wearing a girl's suit?

Why is Taff stuck on Dad?

Why not pigtails, Mom?

Why not? He's just mad 'cause he thinks Gene

Why not? Who else doesn't want to go to college?

Why not? Why would I do that?

Why the hell would you do a job without Rodney?!

Why weren't you at the park?

Why would you?

Why, thank you, Mother!

Why? Why doesn't he get to do that? Yeah.

Why'd you draw at? It's not a rocket. It's a fish.

Why'd you kiss me?

Will be the next math.

Will you come back and help us right now, please?

Will you get a mind of your own, Teddy?

Will you... close those blinds?

Willy! Willy! Willy!

Willy! Willy! Willy! Willy!

Wine him, dine him, 59 him, Dad!

Wink. No, I...

With a blue handkerchief. Blue

With a little bit of hair and teeth.

With a serious drinking problem and psoriasis.

With Burgerboss having "Bob Sux" on the leaderboard.

With dental benefits.

With one bad review... that's all.

With our mouths.

With soap bubbles. You hear me, Tina?

With some soft serve!

With the chimp on The Today Show.

With the kids. What?

With the untucked dress shirts? I'll go tuck 'em in.

With this one, is all, you know?

With three turds!

With you, you, you and you.

With you.

With your ridiculous food truck.

Without our mom around, we make the rules again.

Without Rodney.

Women and children should be released.

Wonderful!

Woo! Um, sure.

Woof! Someone put a leash on this quiche!

Woop.

Work it! That's it.

Would one of you be a lamb and pull that string?

Wow, that is something there.

Wow, that sounds great.

Wow, this is going great, huh, Lin?

Wow, you must really like dish tubs.

Wow! Look at all these people

Wow.

Wow. It must be yacht prom.

Wow. Looks like a candy bar. Thank you.

Wow. Oh.

Wow. What a must miss. No kidding.

Wow. Yeah, no kidding.

Wow. Yeah.

Write it all down, all the coffees, we got to keep track.

Write it down. Write it down.

Write, like, eggbeater on the spatula,

Y You're not upset?

Y'all do nips or scrotes?

Yap, I thought you were hitting it off with Gayle.

Yay!

Yay.

Yeah, 'cause if we don't, it's curtains.

Yeah, 'cause you're yelling. I'm talking normal.

Yeah, and no one got hurt.

Yeah, and summer's coming.

Yeah, and we need more unicorn testicles.

Yeah, Bob! Unleash the beast!

Yeah, but Bobby, I'm still so nervous

Yeah, but he was a no show.

Yeah, but I think they salted it on top of that.

Yeah, but I'm whispering.

Yeah, but what about your friend?

Yeah, by the way, the same thing happened

Yeah, don't embarrass me.

Yeah, Gayle, this room looks comfy.

Yeah, he is very interesting, Tina.

Yeah, he wants fries and a what? And a what?

Yeah, how are we gonna do our hitchhiking across America trip?

Yeah, I bet you never had someone this good.

Yeah, I did a walk through.

Yeah, I don't feel anything.

Yeah, I guess. Then why do you keep fighting it?

Yeah, I mean... sort of.

Yeah, I think this could bring in some real business.

Yeah, I threw her out. But that's funny.

Yeah, I used to be pretty good at this game, too.

Yeah, if this was three years ago.

Yeah, if you like white people.

Yeah, it's all just how I wanted it. Mm hmm.

Yeah, It's got outtakes.

Yeah, J Ju, faster!

Yeah, last time I was out in the wilderness,

Yeah, let us die slowly in peace, you vulture.

Yeah, like Jennifer Beals in Flashdance.

Yeah, look at you.

Yeah, me, too! Don't tie us up!

Yeah, milk, saving families. What can't breasts do?

Yeah, my Uncle Paddy told me about it.

Yeah, no, I'm going to read your freak fiction

Yeah, of course I'm right.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, should I go to the next ingredient or just...?

Yeah, so it would really seal the deal

Yeah, Teddy. Um...

Yeah, thanks, "Mike

Yeah, that was in the '50s,

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's true. Why can't I? And why bring it up now?

Yeah, the caviar was too salty.

Yeah, there you go. Ah.

Yeah, we are. You two look so happy on TV.

Yeah, we can't hear anything. Go ahead.

Yeah, we were at Family Funtime.

Yeah, we'll call him "Aunty Man Hands."

Yeah, we're married, not buried!

Yeah, we're off the grid.

Yeah, well, I didn't appreciate seeing it with my own eyes.

Yeah, well, we're not making enough money

Yeah, when he reviewed my place,

Yeah, who needs it?

Yeah, why do your armpits smell like feet?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. One second.

Yeah, yeah! I do, Lin!

Yeah, you do, don't you?

Yeah, you know, it's fun.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah!

Yeah! All right!

Yeah! How'd you know?

Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right.

Yeah! Unless you lived inside of Mom,

Yeah! Yeah, we're in agreement on that, Tina!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. A lot. Like what?

Yeah. And thanks, Lin, for showing us some perspective.

Yeah. And then Tina had a great idea.

Yeah. But I still don't

Yeah. Crazy good for my essay.

Yeah. Finally.

Yeah. Hell, yeah! I guess.

Yeah. I mean, if we were gonna have to be banned for life

Yeah. I said what? Were you in the navy?

Yeah. I wonder if he called the cops.

Yeah. I'm sorry about the pizzas.

Yeah. It is. Cool story.

Yeah. It's called a threat.

Yeah. Mm. Come here.

Yeah. Mr. School.

Yeah. Oh, no. You're such a good father.

Yeah. Say something funny.

Yeah. She's blackmailing me.

Yeah. That's the important thing.

Yeah. We can get truck schooled!

Yeah. Well, I... Ow!

Yeah. Well, it's, um, it's a secret.

Yeah. Well, no. You can say it.

Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah. Mm hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. No summer school.

Yeah. Yeah. You go.

Yeah...

Yeah... it makes me feel like... dancing!

Yeah... right.

Yes, blue hanky! That's the Moody Foody!

Yes, Bob. In the car.

Yes, boom! What about kids?

Yes, but not anymore. Now I just look through this one.

Yes, but then we broke it.

Yes, I am. Security.

Yes, I do! That's what I'm trying to tell you!

Yes, it does, Gene. Gene, no!

Yes, it is!

Yes, it is! You're not a bank.

Yes, jumper cables!

Yes, little man. It's a compliment.

Yes, on your birthday.

Yes, the promotion brought to you by PR giant, Cooper...

Yes, the trend of the future.

Yes, you do. No, I really don't.

Yes!

Yes! But can you do it?

Yes! I have Dad's tooth!

Yes! I think.

Yes! No, no, no, no, no.

Yes! Tomato slice!

Yes! Wow.

Yes! You're a genius!

Yes.

Yes. All right.

Yes. Bobby, if you're listening,

Yes. Check.

Yes. Fame's great, I thought.

Yes. I wear glasses, not hearing aids, Mom.

Yes. No.

Yes. Tin Cup. Tin Cup.

Yes...!

Yo ho! Guys!

You all are at your jobs.

You all right there? Yeah.

You always do the right thing.

You and Dad were talking about us behind our backs? Not cool!

You are being so rude right now.

You are definitely not a cop.

You are now my man on the inside.

You are?

You bastard! I'm gonna get you for this!

You bought some at an estate sale once, didn't you?

You bought Tin Cup?

You came for us!

You can fish it out.

You can join the yacht club.

You can stay in Tina's room.

You can stop with the hostage jokes.

You can't keep doing the kids' homework for them.

You can't mess with Tina.

You can't put the candy back in mom's wrapper.

You caught me.

You closed the restaurant?

You coddle them too much.

You could have the carpal tunnels.

You could only keep those feelings

You deserve it!

You did a Caddyshack?

You did hit those Sambucas pretty hard

You did? Yeah, he's an interesting guy.

You did?!

You didn't get detention again, did you?

You didn't read the review?

You don't change a thing, you know.

You don't get me.

You don't have to say "gotta go," I'm on the phone with you.

You don't open it while you're driving,

You don't worry about Gayle, okay?

You ever see it?

You follow the tunnel around the curve

You get one for every octopus you kill.

You give yourself up.

You got a 50?

You got me on Chowster!

You got over 300,000 points!

You got the Bob in the house!

You got to press your wiener against the game, like this.

You got to stop thinking about Rodney, all right?

You gotta make an audition tape

You guys are a burden... you are dead weight!

You guys are amazing.

You guys are going to be running this thing.

You guys are trigger happy. No, we're not!

You guys could go up if you want.

You guys in? We doing this?

You guys know each other?

You guys made your bed, and now you're

You guys want to play truth or dare?

You guys, when I'm in P.E. class,

You have a gun and might kill us.

You have a problem.

You have a really great relationship with your guitar.

You have a smart mouth. You have a smart mouth.

You have been selected as the subject

You have to accept that.

You have to look nice.

You haven't brokered jack!

You just be you,

You just lost again.

You just lost.

You just need to believe in yourself.

You know that.

You know what, Bobby?

You know what, forget it!

You know what, I don't want to talk to you,

You know what, take off your cranky pants

You know what, Tina?

You know what? I'll take care of this myself.

You know what? Just give me the tray.

You know what? Let's all kiss our sister.

You know what's free?

You know, I had a gun, I needed some money.

You know, I have a savings account at First Oceanside.

You know, I love me a Cadbury egg, but I...

You know, I mean, yes, I came for you.

You know, I realized I'm not a cubicle guy

You know, I'm so disappointed.

You know, maybe you're overreacting, Lin.

You know. You were there. No, I don't know.

You leave the money.

You lied to us! This is fraud!

You like that, baby?

You look funny.

You loved it?

You make her feel good about herself

You may have taped down my arms, but you have opened my eyes!

You mean "classic"?

You must be Linda Belcher.

You need to tell Gayle what's going on.

You okay?

You outdid yourself.

You planned the perfect cover

You play?

You played that thing all night.

You practically paid for half of it.

You pretend to flirt with Linda,

You put it in your mouth, Teddy.

You ready? Go!

You really stepped up today.

You robbed this bank.

You ruined my business today.

You said that. Oh.

You said things, I said things.

You said to keep rolling. We're done. We're done.

You saved our asses.

You Scream, We All Scream for Yogurt.

You screwed up big time shooting at me!

You see that, Bob?

You seem a little on edge.

You seriously don't remember?

You shoot a hostage.

You should be, too!

You should get it melted.

You should give him a purple nurple.

You should learn to just ignore Pesto.

You slapped me. I lost a tooth.

You stupid idiot!

You survived! I did.

You Tased my Bobby and you won't eat his burger?

You taught us that.

You tell me.

You told me to come to this festival!

You two stop it!

You wanna make out? Okay, on three.

You wanna swap later?

You want fries?

You want me tickle you?!

You want me to even pick it up

You want money, okay.

You want take the intro class with me?

You want Tin Cup?

You want to just maybe E.T. it?

You want to play dodgeball in the hospital?

You want to talk to your Daddy?

You want us to swim in a pool with no water?

You weak hippies! Gene!

You were listening!

You won't be sorry. Teddy.

You would have left them, too.

You would. Oh, yeah.

You wrecked my chances with Zeke.

You you can't take two words

You you have to end this before someone gets hurt.

You, Gayle, everyone! Boom.

You! Linda wasn't enough, huh?

You. Aw, you're right, Lin.

You'd be surprised.

You'd just fall into every single booby trap

You'll be able to read all about

You'll need an adult to supervise you

You'll notice a mixture in front of you on the Bunsen burner.

You're a bad, bad boy!

You're a fantastic mother.

You're a freak!

You're a good guy. A real catch.

You're a great coach... a beautiful, sensual coach

You're a hurtful slut, Bob!

You're a member here, Jimmy?

You're a VIP, right?

You're all horrible!

You're almost getting the hang of this.

You're almost home, Bobby!

You're coming to bed with me. Come on.

You're disgusting. Whoo!

You're father and son!

You're getting it! Overdone and dry!

You're going down, Tina!

You're going to live with me now.

You're gonna get yourself killed!

You're gonna have to go through me first.

You're gonna move the truck around?

You're gonna wish you'd never been born,

You're in love with Dr. Yap?!

You're in the inner circle, Bob.

You're in the rough, McAvoy.

You're judged from the day you're born

You're just taking advantage of me.

You're kind of crowding me.

You're like a benign tumor.

You're more than a burger guy.

You're my best friend.

You're my best friend. All right.

You're not a woman, Frond.

You're not even creative. You just make hamburgers.

You're not going to get away with it, either.

You're not supposed to touch the instruments.

You're not taking that filthy thing home.

You're not too zonked to beat up Tyler, are you?

You're on with Bob's youngest child, Louise.

You're really sorry?

You're right, no one will miss him.

You're right. You know,

You're scaring me.

You're spitting on me.

You're stupid. Let's go home.

You're such a know it all parent...

You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other.

You're taking the kids out?

You're the baddest girl in detention, Tina.

You're the one that sent her to her room for saying it. I don't know what

You're the one who knocked off my mirror? Boo!

You're the worst! You're the worst!

You're ticklish? You want me tickle you?

You're Tyler.

You're Vinny! Let's go skiing! Allf us:

You're welcome.

You're wrinkling my belt.

You're... I mean, you're not pregnant.

You've got to get on the festival circuit.

You've lost her, Mom. Time to focus on your good daughter.

You've never heard that expression before?

You've seen him every day for the past five years.

Your bodyguard's asleep, wuss.

Your burger may take an extra minute.

Your carne asada isn't even beef.

Your daughter got on that essay about me?

Your face is fat.

Your family's in the trophy room.

Your father doesn't need his image cleaned.

Your father was right.

Your husband just barged in here.

Your lab partners wisely. I have.

Your mini pizza bagel, sir.

Your mother's not being a boob punch, Tina.

Your story is going to release a hormone,

Your technique's sloppy and your stance...

Your tongue feels so much different than my cat's.

Your Uncle Paddy was a maid? All maids were men back then.

Your work is done.

Your youngest child is nine.

Zeke?! Jimmy Jr., you don't just invite someone without asking!

Zeke.

Zeke. He's got some hyper in his diaper.

1:00? But I'm hungry now!

29, 30, 35...

50 dollars

80,000 points!

911. What's your emergency?

911. What's your emergency. Sir?

♪ Ener g gy! ♪ I'm just going to, uh... go!

A horny baby. Ooh.

A little bit. No.

All right! So, Moody, eat the foody

And his feet smell like chili! 'Cause I don't wash.

and park it right out front here. You should!

another customer, you know? I know.

Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!

Blue hanky right there! Blue hanky! Hanky panky!

Blue hanky! Blue hanky!

Bobby, take it out of the microwave. I'm cooking now, Teddy.

Bobby, they're gone! What do you mean, they're gone?

Bobby, where'd you go? Huh?

Bobby... you've taken him hostage?

Boston, Montpelier, Helena, Boise... Brr, it sure is cold in here.

Both. Whoa.

Butt. Butt. Exactly!

Cheeseburger! Got it.

Come on. Bobby?

Eat this. What was that?

Eh... Never mind. Just come outside.

for the rest of your life. Your mother was arguing about the phone.

Freak! Liar! This is fraud!

Give me the ice cream. Give it to me. Don't put it on too long, now.

Go, us. Ooh. Nice grill. May I?

God. Was that a nose laugh, huh?

going to have to swim in it. Whoa, whoa.

He even got the hanky. Can you draw me

Heads up! Ow.

Hey, Bobby! Bob's Burgers! We won!

Hey, hey! Lin, come on.

Hey, What's... Hi, what's up?

Hmm, so you lied. Yeah, Dad.

I accept your apology, and I will help you. What?

I did. The ending was so sad.

I don't know, Tina. No, it'll work.

I dropped them. What?!

I got detention. Detention?!

I hate signing birthday cards. You sign ours.

I have weak ankles. Fine, stay up.

I miss the restaurant. Me, too.

I said come outside. What do you mean, "gotta go"?

I want a sponge. Out!

I will help you by not helping you. Right? Mmm.

I'd check that out with you, Zeke. I'll walk you out.

I'll go get the sleeping bags. Yeah!

I'm Andy. Damn it, Andy!

I'm looking. I'm not seeing anything.

I'm scared. Oh, my God.

Is that racist? Yes.

It was the right thing to do. You were right, Bob.

Just come outside. Gotta go.

Let's have some of that ice cream. Okay, here we go.

Let's start over. Round two. Okay, here we go.

Lick it like you like it. No more lick foot.

Lick it like you like it. No.

Lick it like you like it. Lick... No more lick foot.

Lin, I did it. Did what?

Look out in the street. I'm fighting back.

Mm hmm. Uh, well, you're not laughing.

Mm mm. but I do it on my terms.

Mm. Strawberry.

Nailed it. Uh, I guess I did.

Nice move. What's a Caddyshack?

No way. I'm so high.

No. Louise said this class was a joke.

No. No. Whoa!

Not my problem. Exactly.

Oh, crap. Bobby, take it out of the microwave

Oh, my God

Oh, my God, you're divor... I can't believe that.

Oh, my God. Just warm it up for me.

Oh, ugh, nasty. Give it here, give it here, give it here.

Oh, you can't tell? That's too bad!

Oh. I laughed, Dad. Thanks, Tina.

Ohh. The walrus's surprise.

Okay, go. I'm not in! Don't go!

Okay, I have started. And here we go.

Okay. ... put your hand on the knob

Okay. Tina!

on a horse with a zombie riding behind me? No.

People think we're terrible now. Not terrible.

Phew, you stink! Okay, and who is that?

Pull the key out! I could help you practice, Jimmy Jr.

Pull the key out! They're on the wrestling team together.

Really?! I decided I don't want to be like you,

Right there... blue hanky! Aah! Hanky panky!

Scoop. Ow! Ah!

See? These are non drowsy antihistamines.

Seriously? You're not talking about me.

Shut up! This is dark, Bob. Real dark.

Silly me! We're about to die, Louise.

Slippity slide! It's not a joke. It's very serious.

So am I. Me, too.

So, you're gonna hug on a chair? Mm hmm.

Someone might see us. Hey, what's going on in there?

Sorry, Louise. Yeah, sorry. I have a cheap phone,

Sorry. Thank you

Stalking Dad quietly! Stalking Dad quietly!

Summer school? Yeah. What next?

Swirl it. No!

Swirl it. This is not low fat!

Tabitha who? The sexy pianist.

Take it out of the microwave. Uh, Bob.

Tell me about it, stud. I'm a stud.

There he is, that's the spirit. Yup.

Time for breakfast! Damn.

Totally freaking out. Shut up!

Ugh. Ugh.

Uh huh. Continue. Yep. Uh...

Uh o. Bob, kids, get back in the truck.

Uh... It's like biting into

Uh... the fish noose. Yeah.

Um, hose it off? Yes.

Wait. What? Wow, Dad, I didn't know

Well, I'm not mad at you anymore! I'm not mad at you in the first place!

Well, then, I will do it! All right, I'm glad you took my advice!

Wha...? Let's just take a deep breath..

What about it? It's not very good.

What about your road rage, Mom?! Yeah!

What are you talking about? Gene?

What did I... what did I do? Whatever!

what she says ever. Or just regular swimming and splashing.

What? Nothing's there. Okay, switch to the cordless.

Whatever. Whoo hoo. Yes. Whoo hoo.

Where are they? You know, come on, get out of there.

Who doesn't, huh? Yeah. I mean, okay, yeah.

Who needs these scumbag cops, right? Scum...

with their crappy little wings. That was...

Yeah, you can't pull it down that hard. Okay.

Yeah! I'm going to review everyone!

Yeah! Dad, help us! Yeah! Help us, Dad! Please.

Yeah? Like that? There you go. Yeah, no.

Yeah. Exactly like in the tape.

Yeah. You just got to push 'em right out there.

Yeah. Yes, you. No, I'm busy.

Yes, sir. I'm good.

Yes, what she said. Not mine.

Yes! Go, go, go. Drive!

You describe it, you buy it. Oh, look.

You just did. Yeah. You did.

You should ask for a redo. A what?

you were such a mean girl. He's a nasty bitch.

Yup. Same invoice?

... 26, 27, 28,

... and that, we are still in the red.

... doing today?

... you'll be experiencing some pain.

...erotic friend fiction out loud at school.

...this.

'Cause I'll be shaking it right in your face!

'Cause if you think it's a good idea, I should get a food truck!

'Cause it was horrible.

'Cause it's a pretty brunette, like Catherine Zeta Jones.

'cause no one's listening?

'Cause of you, I'm not gonna let Tyler bother me anymore.

'Cause you might get popped.

'Cause, otherwise, we wouldn't look synchronized.

"... was the napkin I spat my food into.

"'Your lips say no but your butt says yes.'" This is hilarious!

"and changed the world."

"and he doesn't know how to spell 'sucks.'

"and said, 'Sorry for everything.' Okay...

"And then Tammy came up to Tina

"Bob Sux." That's, uh,

"Bob Sux" is on the game!

"BOB1."

"by the horrible Headmaster Frond."

"Chad the Zombie

"Continued on page 45."

"Dumb Bob" works too.

"Even the horrible Headmaster Frond

"Everyone began to touch each other's butts.

"Everyone touched each other's butts,

"Hostage" is a little much.

"If Looks Could Kale."

"If Looks Could Kale." Yeah, I I got it.

"It was lunch time at Wagstaff."

"Jacooze."

"More like Boo ritos"?!

"Omar touched Jocelyn's butt.

"Overdone and dry."

"Peeing races"? What are "peeing races"?

"Samosas on a Stick will make your butt sick"?

"Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway."

"The best part of the meal was..."

"Tina reached towards Jimmy Junior's butt:

"Tina said, "That's okay. Let's go to the movies next week."

"touched the butt of that girl with the frosted hair

"Two thumbs down... my throat."

"Where are you?"

"You can trust me, Bob."

"Your three is grass."

@BobsBurgersFoodTruck is just fine.

♪ ♪ And five, six, seven, eight...

♪ A pen in a jug ♪

♪ And it's making everybody sick ♪

♪ And oh, my God, is that a gold bar? ♪

♪ Bup bup bup bow bup bup bow! ♪

♪ Bup bup bup bow, bup bup bow ♪

♪ Children lead to intercourse. ♪

♪ Close to the top! ♪

♪ Crawl up the mountain on hands and knees ♪

♪ Doo wah, a little bit of butter, a little bit of dirt ♪ ♪ Little bit of dirt, whoo ♪

♪ Dum dum dum. ♪

♪ First we lied to Mr. Frond ♪

♪ Gettin' rest stop tugs ♪

♪ Give me some taffy butt ♪ Ay yi yi yi yi

♪ Give me, give me

♪ Gives us time to play on the street ♪

♪ Groping for glory, yeah ♪

♪ Groping for glory... ♪

♪ Groping the night away, yeah ♪

♪ Ha ha! ♪

♪ Hauling quite a load ♪

♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila... ♪

♪ Headin' out of P.E. ♪

♪ I know someone who likes you. ♪

♪ I know... ♪ Yes.

♪ I want that taffy butt ♪ Ay yi yi yi yi

♪ I'll getcha getcha getcha ♪

♪ I'm gonna find ya, Bob, I'm gonna getcha, Bob ♪

♪ I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha ♪

♪ I'm gonna meetcha, Bob, I'll meetcha meetcha ♪

♪ I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha... ♪

♪ I'm gonna win ya ♪

♪ If you do, you cannot win ♪

♪ If you're not real ♪

♪ In the butt ♪ The next day you will see

♪ In the taffy butt ♪ You have a taffy butt

♪ It's got a crown on it... ♪

♪ It's on the fish, it's on the crabs ♪

♪ It's stained with the blood of your enemies ♪

♪ La, la, la! Livin' it up! ♪

♪ Little babies. ♪

♪ Meet me on the road ♪

♪ Might've hit a man, but didn't stop. ♪

♪ My little baby's back ♪

♪ My love ♪

♪ My teeny Tina. ♪

♪ Now we're in a nail salon... ♪

♪ Oh, it's hot and wet and slick ♪

♪ Oil spill... oil spill. ♪

♪ One day, maybe next week, Bob ♪

♪ One way or another ♪

♪ One way or another, I'm gonna see ya ♪

♪ Shoot your arrow in the sky ♪

♪ Sometimes in life ♪

♪ Taff is washed up on the beach ♪

♪ Taffy butt ♪ It's such a taffy butt

♪ Taffy butt ♪ Oh, I want the taffy butt

♪ Taking lots of drugs, I don't know what ♪

♪ Teddy was right ♪ About the treasure

♪ Tell the gods you'll never die ♪

♪ That's how rules work ♪

♪ The kids didn't look close enough ♪

♪ The towel's there, but don't throw it in ♪

♪ The wave just washed him out far ♪

♪ Then how come I feel this way? ♪

♪ There's gold there in that butt ♪

♪ There's treasure in that butt ♪

♪ This oil spill ♪

♪ Three hour tour... ♪

♪ Town of the pound... ♪

♪ You just gotta say I don't give a damn ♪

♪ You're a real special guy ♪

♪ Your tooth is a king now ♪

$350?! Yeah.

$350.

$48 here.

$50... it's a little girl, a horse and a zombie.

$900?

âª âª And five, six, seven, eight

âª Foul so close when you can grab âª

âª My darling..

âª Oil spill! âª

âª On

Bob's Burgers - Season 2
Bob's Burgers is an animated television show that first aired in 2011. Season 2 of the show, which debuted in 2012, continued to delight audiences with its unique blend of comedy, music, and heartwarming family dynamics. The series revolves around the Belcher family who run a struggling burger restaurant. The cast of Bob's Burgers is packed with talented voice actors who bring the eccentric characters to life. H. Jon Benjamin voices the lovable yet hapless Bob Belcher, the patriarch of the family. Bob does his best to keep the business afloat, often getting caught up in outrageous misadventures. Bob's wife, Linda, is voiced by John Roberts, who infuses her character with a quirky, enthusiastic personality. Their three children add spice and chaos to the mix. Tina, the awkward and boy-crazed eldest daughter, is voiced by Dan Mintz. Gene, the musical and eccentric middle child obsessed with fart jokes, is voiced by Eugene Mirman. Kristen Schaal lends her voice to the youngest Belcher, Louise, a scheming and mischievous mastermind. Season 2 introduces a plethora of hilarious and charming supporting characters. Regular customers of the restaurant include Teddy, the lovable yet clumsy handyman voiced by Larry Murphy, and Mort, a quirky funeral home owner voiced by Andy Kindler. Other recurring characters include Tammy, Jocelyn, and Zeke, who inject their unique personalities into the Belchers' lives. One of the standout features of Bob's Burgers is its original music, and Season 2 does not disappoint in this department. Each episode features catchy and humorous songs that enhance the storyline and provide memorable moments. Fans of the show can enjoy a variety of musical numbers in Season 2. "I Love You So Much (It's Scary)" showcases Tina's affections for a classmate, while "Butts, Butts, Butts" is Gene's ode to his favorite subject matter. "Electric Love" is a delightful song about falling in love with an inanimate object, performed by Teddy. In addition to the animated musical numbers, Bob's Burgers has released several album compilations of the show's original songs. Listeners can play and download these songs online, adding an extra layer of enjoyment for fans who can't get enough of the quirky tunes. Overall, Bob's Burgers Season 2 is a must-watch for fans of the show. With its hilarious and relatable characters, clever writing, and infectious music, the series continues to captivate audiences and earn a dedicated following. So, if you're in the mood for a heartfelt and comical animated series that will leave you humming its catchy tunes, be sure to check out Bob's Burgers Season 2. You won't be disappointed by the misadventures of the Belcher family as they navigate the challenges of running a burger restaurant while keeping their unique quirks intact. To immerse yourself in the world of Bob's Burgers, don't forget to play and download the show's delightful music, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
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