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Bob's Burgers - Season 8 Bob's Burgers is an animated television show that premiered on Fox in 2011 and is currently in its

Bob's Burgers - Season 8

Bob's Burgers is an animated television show that premiered on Fox in 2011 and is currently in its eighth season. It revolves around the quirky and lovable Belcher family, who run a small burger joint called Bob's Burgers. Set in the fictional town of Wagstaff, the show brings humor, heart, and a pinch of absurdity to the daily struggles and misadventures of the Belcher family.

The main cast of Bob's Burgers includes H. Jon Benjamin as Bob Belcher, the endearing and perpetually optimistic patriarch of the family. Kristen Schaal voices Louise Belcher, Bob and Linda's youngest and mischievous daughter, while Eugene Mirman brings to life the awkward and musical ten-year-old, Gene. The talented John Roberts provides the voice of Linda Belcher, Bob's loving and quirky wife, and Dan Mintz voices the eldest and monotone-voiced daughter, Tina.

Throughout Season 8, viewers are treated to a hilarious mix of episodic stories that explore the Belcher family's daily escapades. From Bob's creative burger specials to the kids' misadventures at school and their wacky interactions with the townsfolk, each episode offers a blend of humor, heartwarming moments, and catchy musical numbers.

One of the highlights of Bob's Burgers is its original songs. Each episode features at least one song that often enhances the comedic or emotional impact of the storyline. These songs, performed by the talented voice actors themselves, bring a unique and delightful aspect to the show. Fans have even created playlists of these songs that can be played and downloaded online, ensuring that the music of Bob's Burgers can be enjoyed beyond the episodes.

Season 8 of Bob's Burgers continues to captivate audiences with its charming and relatable characters, witty dialogue, and offbeat sense of humor. It maintains a consistent level of quality that has made the show beloved by fans around the world. Whether you're laughing at the family's absurd situations or rooting for them as they tackle life's challenges, Bob's Burgers offers a delightful and entertaining viewing experience for all.

So sit back, relax, and join Bob, Linda, and their quirky brood for another hilarious and heartwarming season. And don't forget to check out the playlist of original songs from Bob's Burgers online, where you can play and download these sounds to enjoy at any time.

A Actually, Ms. Labonz, I I just wanted to ask you
A Actually, Ms. Labonz, I I just wanted to ask you
A and when you click on it, he burps and says "Happy Burpday!"
A and when you click on it, he burps and says "Happy Burpday!"
A And, you know what, if I can't, then I'll quit.
A And, you know what, if I can't, then I'll quit.
A beautiful cloud of butterflies to symbolize...
A beautiful cloud of butterflies to symbolize...
A big speech about leaving it all on the court.
A big speech about leaving it all on the court.
A boy comes in here looking for a girl
A boy comes in here looking for a girl
A bunch of people get trapped in a ******* deli.
A bunch of people get trapped in a ******* deli.
A bunch of Ritalin from Canada?
A bunch of Ritalin from Canada?
A cabin in the woods?
A cabin in the woods?
A cleansing ritual I made up.
A cleansing ritual I made up.
A couple months' expenses. And then do you really think
A couple months' expenses. And then do you really think
A dead butterfly?
A dead butterfly?
A few. Everyone.
A few. Everyone.
A flower girl or a tuxedo baby or something...
A flower girl or a tuxedo baby or something...
A free yoga magazine I found, prednisone.
A free yoga magazine I found, prednisone.
A guy who says "wife" but means "cat"?
A guy who says "wife" but means "cat"?
A hair I'd know anywhere.
A hair I'd know anywhere.
A hermit has led Tina astray!
A hermit has led Tina astray!
A just and peaceful land.
A just and peaceful land.
A kid's first ride.
A kid's first ride.
A lie is a crappy gift.
A lie is a crappy gift.
A little Mother's Day idea. (Clears throat)
A little Mother's Day idea. (Clears throat)
A meal per person minimum. Look around.
A meal per person minimum. Look around.
A ooga! That's my "no, you didn't" sound.
A ooga! That's my "no, you didn't" sound.
A party? (Scoffs) Us? What are you... No!
A party? (Scoffs) Us? What are you... No!
A plump, perfect boy like moi.
A plump, perfect boy like moi.
A poorly planned wedding during a windstorm.
A poorly planned wedding during a windstorm.
A PP what? A PP what?
A PP what? A PP what?
A pretty great necklace last year.
A pretty great necklace last year.
A private showing is very different
A private showing is very different
A scary movie under my supervision.
A scary movie under my supervision.
A scat Enger hunt
A scat Enger hunt
A stapler and a pen?
A stapler and a pen?
A stupid legend after all.
A stupid legend after all.
A very bad private showing.
A very bad private showing.
A week from Saturday.
A week from Saturday.
A weird, wordy message.
A weird, wordy message.
A what? Oh, oh, yeah.
A what? Oh, oh, yeah.
Aah, that's not a breadcrumb!
Aah, that's not a breadcrumb!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Damn it, rain, I didn't know you were gonna bring
Aah! Damn it, rain, I didn't know you were gonna bring
Aah! Huh?
Aah! Huh?
Aah! I won't take sides! I'm like a sexy Switzerland.
Aah! I won't take sides! I'm like a sexy Switzerland.
Aah! She'll go to jail!
Aah! She'll go to jail!
Aah! Zombie pastrami!
Aah! Zombie pastrami!
About health inspectors?
About health inspectors?
About me?
About me?
About the unthinkable thing I did.
About the unthinkable thing I did.
About those doctors that go to war zones.
About those doctors that go to war zones.
About to start, so I gotta...
About to start, so I gotta...
About what you've done.
About what you've done.
About why she's here.
About why she's here.
Absolutely everywhere.
Absolutely everywhere.
According to the legend that Wagstaff kids
According to the legend that Wagstaff kids
Acting like I'm not here for the free food.
Acting like I'm not here for the free food.
Actually, I don't know how you look,
Actually, I don't know how you look,
Actually, I taught Gene.
Actually, I taught Gene.
Actually, I think I do know him.
Actually, I think I do know him.
Actually, no. She didn't do anything.
Actually, no. She didn't do anything.
Actually, this is masking tape, but I really wanted to say that.
Actually, this is masking tape, but I really wanted to say that.
Actually, you'd, uh, really be helping old Cathy out
Actually, you'd, uh, really be helping old Cathy out
Admit it, Louise, making a pot holder
Admit it, Louise, making a pot holder
After he smells his stinky finger?
After he smells his stinky finger?
After the meeting, I had a nice talk
After the meeting, I had a nice talk
After the thing and count them up.
After the thing and count them up.
After three months,
After three months,
After what you've been through with the a cappella thing?
After what you've been through with the a cappella thing?
After what you've been through with the a cappella thing?
After what you've been through with the a cappella thing?
Again bypassing Tammy's brain.
Again bypassing Tammy's brain.
Again with the Living Dead.
Again with the Living Dead.
Ah, all right, let's not make this weird, Mom.
Ah, all right, let's not make this weird, Mom.
Ah, forget it. I'm out.
Ah, forget it. I'm out.
Ah, ha, ha!
Ah, ha, ha!
Ah, I made it. Like I, uh,
Ah, I made it. Like I, uh,
Ah, I'm limp from shrimp
Ah, I'm limp from shrimp
Ah, I've said too much!
Ah, I've said too much!
Ah, it's locked! How do you open this thing, Bobby?
Ah, it's locked! How do you open this thing, Bobby?
Ah, squishy.
Ah, squishy.
Ah, thank God they're all gone.
Ah, thank God they're all gone.
Ah, thanks, everybody.
Ah, thanks, everybody.
Ah, wait! (Inhales) There she is.
Ah, wait! (Inhales) There she is.
Ah! Alex's Alpine Oasis for Boys has turned out exactly to be
Ah! Alex's Alpine Oasis for Boys has turned out exactly to be
Ah! Dad! They're showing a commercial for the marathon!
Ah! Dad! They're showing a commercial for the marathon!
Ah! There, I got it out. I got it out.
Ah! There, I got it out. I got it out.
Ah. Pretty sure I got this one locked up.
Ah. Pretty sure I got this one locked up.
Ah... Look at that face.
Ah... Look at that face.
Ahh! Okay, now you're getting in my head.
Ahh! Okay, now you're getting in my head.
AKA the pudding.
AKA the pudding.
Alex, sometimes you have to toughen up
Alex, sometimes you have to toughen up
Alex, we're sneaking back into your house,
Alex, we're sneaking back into your house,
Alex, you can't run away.
Alex, you can't run away.
Alex! Let's watch the documentary.
Alex! Let's watch the documentary.
Alex! Oh, my God, you walk fast
Alex! Oh, my God, you walk fast
ALEX'S MOM: Gene, we're so happy to have you
ALEX'S MOM: Gene, we're so happy to have you
Alice, I can see how you might not have been
Alice, I can see how you might not have been
ALICE: I didn't know it was there.
ALICE: I didn't know it was there.
ALICE: Starting my day now, bye.
ALICE: Starting my day now, bye.
ALL (chanting): Cake! Cake! Cake!
ALL (chanting): Cake! Cake! Cake!
All all all good points.
All all all good points.
All alone, and I started singing the song
All alone, and I started singing the song
All better.
All better.
All bloody and gross.
All bloody and gross.
All done, drive through.
All done, drive through.
ALL EXCEPT BOB: Herpes, herpes, hooray!
ALL EXCEPT BOB: Herpes, herpes, hooray!
All I know is, we're gonna go nuts.
All I know is, we're gonna go nuts.
All in your face heroic today...
All in your face heroic today...
All of you, you all have to go!
All of you, you all have to go!
All right
All right
All right,
All right,
All right, all right. You two, take a breather.
All right, all right. You two, take a breather.
All right, but the only shoes I have are sandals...
All right, but the only shoes I have are sandals...
All right, fine. I'll drive down there,
All right, fine. I'll drive down there,
All right, gang, it's time to officially welcome Tina here
All right, gang, it's time to officially welcome Tina here
All right, guys, let's set up for a paddle relay.
All right, guys, let's set up for a paddle relay.
All right, hand me that dish loofah.
All right, hand me that dish loofah.
All right, how about I give you ten dollars
All right, how about I give you ten dollars
All right, how much?
All right, how much?
All right, I get it. I get it, Tina. Geez.
All right, I get it. I get it, Tina. Geez.
All right, I'll go.
All right, I'll go.
All right, I'll see you in the morning. (yells)
All right, I'll see you in the morning. (yells)
All right, I'll tell you!
All right, I'll tell you!
All right, I'm gonna go into Mom's room.
All right, I'm gonna go into Mom's room.
All right, let's get treatin'.
All right, let's get treatin'.
All right, people.
All right, people.
All right, talk to you when you get out.
All right, talk to you when you get out.
All right, that's it. Drop and give me 20. Everybody!
All right, that's it. Drop and give me 20. Everybody!
All right, time to stretch out, everybody.
All right, time to stretch out, everybody.
All right, tiny Andy,
All right, tiny Andy,
All right, we need, uh, decorations and gifts
All right, we need, uh, decorations and gifts
All right, well, I need to contact your parents
All right, well, I need to contact your parents
All right, well, let's listen to the recording,
All right, well, let's listen to the recording,
All right, well, when she's back, she's running food.
All right, well, when she's back, she's running food.
All right! "Female Pat Down."
All right! "Female Pat Down."
All right! (cackles)
All right! (cackles)
All right! (Sighs) I'm exhausted.
All right! (Sighs) I'm exhausted.
All right! Hello, lady Bob.
All right! Hello, lady Bob.
All right. (Grunting)
All right. (Grunting)
All right. Cheers, pink ears.
All right. Cheers, pink ears.
All right. Hopefully no one outbids me on this...
All right. Hopefully no one outbids me on this...
All right. I'll get you guys some sheets and blankets.
All right. I'll get you guys some sheets and blankets.
All right. Let's buy this place.
All right. Let's buy this place.
All right. Let's see some treasure.
All right. Let's see some treasure.
All right. We need to figure out a way to get Felix
All right. We need to figure out a way to get Felix
All that squirrel blood for nothing.
All that squirrel blood for nothing.
All the clues you need are hidden in this room.
All the clues you need are hidden in this room.
All the cool Papa Smurf sculptures... sealed inside.
All the cool Papa Smurf sculptures... sealed inside.
All the little children should go out trick or treating...
All the little children should go out trick or treating...
All the pinch pots, all the vases,
All the pinch pots, all the vases,
All the rich ladies are wearing yoga pants.
All the rich ladies are wearing yoga pants.
All the water.
All the water.
All your friends and family are on different fun cruises.
All your friends and family are on different fun cruises.
ALL: ♪ And that's whose bag it is. ♪
ALL: ♪ And that's whose bag it is. ♪
ALL: ♪ By the beautiful sea ♪
ALL: ♪ By the beautiful sea ♪
ALL: ♪ It takes a lady ♪
ALL: ♪ It takes a lady ♪
ALL: ♪ Till we meet again. ♪
ALL: ♪ Till we meet again. ♪
ALL: Ooh.
ALL: Ooh.
ALL: Trick or treat!
ALL: Trick or treat!
ALL: Yay!
ALL: Yay!
Almost begging tone, if there's any possible chance
Almost begging tone, if there's any possible chance
Already walking.
Already walking.
Also known as a "man sket."
Also known as a "man sket."
Also your breath needs to have a conscience.
Also your breath needs to have a conscience.
Also, "wrinkly"? No.
Also, "wrinkly"? No.
Also, everyone knows the Bubble Master
Also, everyone knows the Bubble Master
Also, power tools are the best things in the world.
Also, power tools are the best things in the world.
Also, principal's office, first thing tomorrow.
Also, principal's office, first thing tomorrow.
Also, uh, you're looking a little shorthanded out there.
Also, uh, you're looking a little shorthanded out there.
Also, we put one of your Western flicks in the DVD player,
Also, we put one of your Western flicks in the DVD player,
Always something fun happening at Dad's, huh?
Always something fun happening at Dad's, huh?
Am am I sweating? Yeah. I am.
Am am I sweating? Yeah. I am.
Am I drunk or are you guys having a weird conversation?
Am I drunk or are you guys having a weird conversation?
Am I right?
Am I right?
AMBROSE: Oh yeah, Labonz is definitely in for tonight.
AMBROSE: Oh yeah, Labonz is definitely in for tonight.
An art program at Wagstaff? That's hilarious.
An art program at Wagstaff? That's hilarious.
An emoji of a high heeled shoe?
An emoji of a high heeled shoe?
An exciting part of the movie.
An exciting part of the movie.
And a guest at the same wedding?
And a guest at the same wedding?
And a new mom, and it's Mother's Day.
And a new mom, and it's Mother's Day.
And a tummy full of... (mumbles)
And a tummy full of... (mumbles)
And after she sings to it, she flushes it and then cries.
And after she sings to it, she flushes it and then cries.
And after we exchanged information,
And after we exchanged information,
And Alex and I will stand here and try not to panic.
And Alex and I will stand here and try not to panic.
And Alex has had a lot of sugar.
And Alex has had a lot of sugar.
And all it's gonna take is a couple telephones,
And all it's gonna take is a couple telephones,
And all the ceramics we could ever want to say we made.
And all the ceramics we could ever want to say we made.
And all you can drink Bloody Mary naras."
And all you can drink Bloody Mary naras."
And allegedly out for blood, wreaking alleged havoc
And allegedly out for blood, wreaking alleged havoc
And also someone clogged up the Porta potty, which is hard.
And also someone clogged up the Porta potty, which is hard.
And also, bros before hose.
And also, bros before hose.
And and Spencer did say some stuff,
And and Spencer did say some stuff,
And and you two, you love this house
And and you two, you love this house
And are the squirrels part of it?
And are the squirrels part of it?
And attempted to perform a non sanctioned LG rescue drill?
And attempted to perform a non sanctioned LG rescue drill?
And be right back.
And be right back.
And because I was popularity challenged,
And because I was popularity challenged,
And before you know it, you've got your penny back.
And before you know it, you've got your penny back.
And bought bacon and eggs and berries,
And bought bacon and eggs and berries,
And buying some really dumb stuff online.
And buying some really dumb stuff online.
And by "we," I mean "you," 'cause I can't reach.
And by "we," I mean "you," 'cause I can't reach.
And by then, this session will be over.
And by then, this session will be over.
And changing, of our lives
And changing, of our lives
And clean, and clean, and clean.
And clean, and clean, and clean.
And coming up at 10:00, an update on the Wonder Wolf.
And coming up at 10:00, an update on the Wonder Wolf.
And could be the way to go.
And could be the way to go.
And dance his little heart out?
And dance his little heart out?
And dinner will be just one more thing that went wrong today.
And dinner will be just one more thing that went wrong today.
And do an escape room instead?
And do an escape room instead?
And do it right now?
And do it right now?
And do stuff you don't want to do
And do stuff you don't want to do
And do you want to pay me more?
And do you want to pay me more?
And dog, to the "jail break" escape room.
And dog, to the "jail break" escape room.
And don't tell Tina. She'll get all babysitter on us.
And don't tell Tina. She'll get all babysitter on us.
And don't try too hard at not trying too hard.
And don't try too hard at not trying too hard.
And eat peanut butter at the same time.
And eat peanut butter at the same time.
And end up looking like how she looks right now,
And end up looking like how she looks right now,
And everyone's bodies had so much hair.
And everyone's bodies had so much hair.
And extremely bad at soccer.
And extremely bad at soccer.
And Felixes and whatnot before the winter season.
And Felixes and whatnot before the winter season.
And fell asleep on the couch.
And fell asleep on the couch.
And felt better for, like, a second.
And felt better for, like, a second.
And for a reason.
And for a reason.
And for a reason.
And for a reason.
And for once, I'm not talking about my testicles.
And for once, I'm not talking about my testicles.
And gastrointestinal catastrophe.
And gastrointestinal catastrophe.
And get back to work.
And get back to work.
And go our separate ways, shall we?
And go our separate ways, shall we?
And grab us another round of Mom osas and some more
And grab us another round of Mom osas and some more
And guests and refreshments.
And guests and refreshments.
And hair all over the back of his neck.
And hair all over the back of his neck.
And have fun out there.
And have fun out there.
And have my nature iphany.
And have my nature iphany.
And have my nature iphany.
And have my nature iphany.
And having a bunch of people jump out and scream at 'em.
And having a bunch of people jump out and scream at 'em.
And he definitely didn't see me.
And he definitely didn't see me.
And he doesn't meet you.
And he doesn't meet you.
And he really wants to sell it to a nice family, like you guys.
And he really wants to sell it to a nice family, like you guys.
And he said yes.
And he said yes.
And he's gonna need someone to comfort him
And he's gonna need someone to comfort him
And her three amazing hatchets:
And her three amazing hatchets:
And here's the thing, try and stop the ball
And here's the thing, try and stop the ball
And hide the fact that we all forgot your father's birthday.
And hide the fact that we all forgot your father's birthday.
And how has this not replaced golf?
And how has this not replaced golf?
And how Outdoor Ed is gonna fix everything.
And how Outdoor Ed is gonna fix everything.
And how to love.
And how to love.
And how's your cell phone screen? Is it cracked?
And how's your cell phone screen? Is it cracked?
And I always wanted to ask you at school,
And I always wanted to ask you at school,
And I am not putting her up in a hotel again!
And I am not putting her up in a hotel again!
And I can smell how much you mean it.
And I can smell how much you mean it.
And I can't do this. My thighs are thundering.
And I can't do this. My thighs are thundering.
And I could grab the cards
And I could grab the cards
And I didn't even mind being called Fluffy Butt at first.
And I didn't even mind being called Fluffy Butt at first.
And I don't see her here, so...
And I don't see her here, so...
And I feel like I shouldn't do it out there
And I feel like I shouldn't do it out there
And I feel really bad about that, but we're going.
And I feel really bad about that, but we're going.
And I figured we'd cook over here.
And I figured we'd cook over here.
And I guess it makes me kind of sort of
And I guess it makes me kind of sort of
And I hate how the water makes the sand stick to your...
And I hate how the water makes the sand stick to your...
And I have one more than you.
And I have one more than you.
And I hope it's as un fun as it looks.
And I hope it's as un fun as it looks.
And I know you all think it's my fault
And I know you all think it's my fault
And I need everyone focused.
And I need everyone focused.
And I need everyone focused.
And I need everyone focused.
And I need you to be on the lookout.
And I need you to be on the lookout.
And I promise it always had those bites taken out of it.
And I promise it always had those bites taken out of it.
And I really wanted to make it up to you.
And I really wanted to make it up to you.
And I repeat, do not go up to the third floor.
And I repeat, do not go up to the third floor.
And I said, "Yeah." And she said, "How's tomorrow?"
And I said, "Yeah." And she said, "How's tomorrow?"
And I swim really, really well.
And I swim really, really well.
And I think he's dancing?
And I think he's dancing?
And I think he's on the verge of asking me
And I think he's on the verge of asking me
And I told them all
And I told them all
And I took advantage of that for money.
And I took advantage of that for money.
And I want to pay you back for the ramps and the trike...
And I want to pay you back for the ramps and the trike...
And I was a student at Wagstaff around that time,
And I was a student at Wagstaff around that time,
And I was all, "Pfft. I am dangerous
And I was all, "Pfft. I am dangerous
And I was going through a phase that I grew out of... mostly.
And I was going through a phase that I grew out of... mostly.
And I was gonna make a special Mother's Day breakfast.
And I was gonna make a special Mother's Day breakfast.
And I was in a cold sweat. You ever have that one?
And I was in a cold sweat. You ever have that one?
And I was like, "I just want to open it.
And I was like, "I just want to open it.
And I will text back...
And I will text back...
And I'll be going to here ish.
And I'll be going to here ish.
And I'll be there, too, very soon.
And I'll be there, too, very soon.
And I'll do it for a discounted rate of only eight dollars.
And I'll do it for a discounted rate of only eight dollars.
And I'll keep my eyes on the thighs.
And I'll keep my eyes on the thighs.
And I'll probably get a wife.
And I'll probably get a wife.
And I'll stay here, 'cause it sounds like
And I'll stay here, 'cause it sounds like
And I'm a fun mom.
And I'm a fun mom.
And I'm a manager in training. Eh...
And I'm a manager in training. Eh...
And I'm confiscating them. Now apologize to America.
And I'm confiscating them. Now apologize to America.
And I'm done living with their dumb diet meals.
And I'm done living with their dumb diet meals.
And I'm feeling okay.
And I'm feeling okay.
And I'm getting on that wall right there.
And I'm getting on that wall right there.
And I'm going to salvage this crap spring break
And I'm going to salvage this crap spring break
And I'm gonna collect your phones
And I'm gonna collect your phones
And I'm gonna request that you never tell anyone
And I'm gonna request that you never tell anyone
And I'm mom nipotent.
And I'm mom nipotent.
And I'm not even thinking about the love triangle
And I'm not even thinking about the love triangle
And I'm the mean lady who told him to stop saying.
And I'm the mean lady who told him to stop saying.
And I'm the two wheel teaching master.
And I'm the two wheel teaching master.
And I'm those super talented studio musicians
And I'm those super talented studio musicians
And I'm, I'm, I'm glad we could all be here,
And I'm, I'm, I'm glad we could all be here,
And I've always wanted to be a lifeguard.
And I've always wanted to be a lifeguard.
And I've been clipping her bumper ever since.
And I've been clipping her bumper ever since.
And I've been saving buckets of squirrel blood
And I've been saving buckets of squirrel blood
And I've come to believe it's here.
And I've come to believe it's here.
And if I don't go broke buying all that food
And if I don't go broke buying all that food
And if I make it to 20, I beat my brother's record.
And if I make it to 20, I beat my brother's record.
And if we pull this off, we shall never
And if we pull this off, we shall never
And if you still hate it after that day,
And if you still hate it after that day,
And in return, we promise not to tell anyone.
And in return, we promise not to tell anyone.
And is doing important medical research?
And is doing important medical research?
And is that a Wi Fi router?
And is that a Wi Fi router?
And it comes with a side of Farro salad.
And it comes with a side of Farro salad.
And it does. You look good, too.
And it does. You look good, too.
And it looked like you swallowed a lot of water out there...
And it looked like you swallowed a lot of water out there...
And it probably sounded like,
And it probably sounded like,
And it seems to be scaring the trick or treaters
And it seems to be scaring the trick or treaters
And it took, um, it took a long time.
And it took, um, it took a long time.
And it was a cappella.
And it was a cappella.
And it would have been better if we weren't attacked by a wolf.
And it would have been better if we weren't attacked by a wolf.
And Julia doesn't need to know you're lying liars
And Julia doesn't need to know you're lying liars
And just keep drinking.
And just keep drinking.
And keep her on the phone with me the whole time?
And keep her on the phone with me the whole time?
And keep him away until 7:00 tonight.
And keep him away until 7:00 tonight.
And label issues.
And label issues.
And let him think that he's going to make it to 12:30.
And let him think that he's going to make it to 12:30.
And lining them up in rows. Oh, boy.
And lining them up in rows. Oh, boy.
And Louise hasn't come to a single one,
And Louise hasn't come to a single one,
And Louise will pick the lock,
And Louise will pick the lock,
And make sure everything goes perfectly.
And make sure everything goes perfectly.
And maybe a purchase y.
And maybe a purchase y.
And maybe you have a point.
And maybe you have a point.
And maybe, hopefully, those things will
And maybe, hopefully, those things will
And mostly filled out permission form...
And mostly filled out permission form...
And my dad's birthday's coming up, too, you know.
And my dad's birthday's coming up, too, you know.
And my darkest secret was sealed up.
And my darkest secret was sealed up.
And my empire will be complete.
And my empire will be complete.
And my messed up green machine to feel bad for you.
And my messed up green machine to feel bad for you.
And my roommate Joyce will be
And my roommate Joyce will be
And nobody else's fault.
And nobody else's fault.
And not in a good way!
And not in a good way!
And now Grandma's cake is ruined.
And now Grandma's cake is ruined.
And now he's here in a wrinkled suit with his fly open.
And now he's here in a wrinkled suit with his fly open.
And now I have to go.
And now I have to go.
And now I work here.
And now I work here.
And now I'm trapped.
And now I'm trapped.
And now it's a train wreck.
And now it's a train wreck.
And now it's gonna make it a success.
And now it's gonna make it a success.
And now it's the only thing that can possibly save this day.
And now it's the only thing that can possibly save this day.
And now it's time to give Julia one.
And now it's time to give Julia one.
And now Louise is going over there to break in!
And now Louise is going over there to break in!
And now my face is totally Tina ed!
And now my face is totally Tina ed!
And now she's just sitting on the couch with all her kidneys,
And now she's just sitting on the couch with all her kidneys,
And now we have Lars. And that's okay.
And now we have Lars. And that's okay.
And now we're going to just pop upstairs for a second
And now we're going to just pop upstairs for a second
And now we're standing here in the rain,
And now we're standing here in the rain,
And now you and I are together. Hi, I'm Tina.
And now you and I are together. Hi, I'm Tina.
And now you're bowing to grown up peer pressure!
And now you're bowing to grown up peer pressure!
And now, apparently, it's back.
And now, apparently, it's back.
And now, I'm so upset, I don't even want this smoothie
And now, I'm so upset, I don't even want this smoothie
And now, the bride and groom have written their own vows,
And now, the bride and groom have written their own vows,
And now, the bride and groom have written their own vows,
And now, the bride and groom have written their own vows,
And number one, since you're so nosy.
And number one, since you're so nosy.
And off Labonz goes to Tuesday cafeteria duty,
And off Labonz goes to Tuesday cafeteria duty,
And one more thing... you can't tell anyone you saw me.
And one more thing... you can't tell anyone you saw me.
And our school is in color.
And our school is in color.
And picking up weird stuff off the floor.
And picking up weird stuff off the floor.
And pottery in the room?
And pottery in the room?
And pretend we're ambassadors from Dubai.
And pretend we're ambassadors from Dubai.
And pushed us to do something about it.
And pushed us to do something about it.
And put a fresh coat of Kyle's sword collection right there.
And put a fresh coat of Kyle's sword collection right there.
And put me on a diet.
And put me on a diet.
And put on Best Dance Music of the '90s
And put on Best Dance Music of the '90s
And rent a gas grill.
And rent a gas grill.
And runners headed straight towards them!
And runners headed straight towards them!
And said you wanted to come back,
And said you wanted to come back,
And say, "What a day," and drink.
And say, "What a day," and drink.
And she gets a commission on the sale and everyone's happy?
And she gets a commission on the sale and everyone's happy?
And she said, "We should do a double date sometime."
And she said, "We should do a double date sometime."
And she shouldn't have put Tina in that position.
And she shouldn't have put Tina in that position.
And she takes her foot off the brake and... Ah!
And she takes her foot off the brake and... Ah!
And she wears it like a splattered smoothie.
And she wears it like a splattered smoothie.
And she's a mean woman with a big truck.
And she's a mean woman with a big truck.
And she's gonna use them to pick up her neighbor's dog Spritzel's poop.
And she's gonna use them to pick up her neighbor's dog Spritzel's poop.
And sign for a new license.
And sign for a new license.
And smile at me when I say hilarious stuff.
And smile at me when I say hilarious stuff.
And so I said, "I don't get hungry, I get fun gry."
And so I said, "I don't get hungry, I get fun gry."
And some other things, but they could be anywhere.
And some other things, but they could be anywhere.
And soon I'll have 'em all.
And soon I'll have 'em all.
And Spencer just disclosed, like, five other things
And Spencer just disclosed, like, five other things
And stealing identities and credit card numbers
And stealing identities and credit card numbers
And stuffed them in a vase.
And stuffed them in a vase.
And tell her I didn't meet Helen Mirren.
And tell her I didn't meet Helen Mirren.
And tell him to turn that boat around.
And tell him to turn that boat around.
And tell them that they have to order a meal.
And tell them that they have to order a meal.
And that cloud looks like Gandhi... in a gondola. Am I crazy?
And that cloud looks like Gandhi... in a gondola. Am I crazy?
And that she can quit at any time.
And that she can quit at any time.
And that we are pioneers.
And that we are pioneers.
And that's a good thing. (laughs nervously)
And that's a good thing. (laughs nervously)
And that's not funny.
And that's not funny.
And that's totally fine.
And that's totally fine.
And the drywall behind it?
And the drywall behind it?
And the fact that we both hate this?
And the fact that we both hate this?
And the lifeguards are tending to a level orange,
And the lifeguards are tending to a level orange,
And the streamers looked amazing.
And the streamers looked amazing.
And the treasure's at your house.
And the treasure's at your house.
And the ultimate challenge,
And the ultimate challenge,
And the whole place is trashed.
And the whole place is trashed.
And the Wonder Wolf.
And the Wonder Wolf.
And their dumb CD player won't complain
And their dumb CD player won't complain
And then get out of here.
And then get out of here.
And then he never came back.
And then he never came back.
And then he proposes.
And then he proposes.
And then I win.
And then I win.
And then I would use a screwdriver to pry open a larger hole.
And then I would use a screwdriver to pry open a larger hole.
And then I'll get punished.
And then I'll get punished.
And then my extremely passionate husband
And then my extremely passionate husband
And then never get back to her.
And then never get back to her.
And then one day,
And then one day,
And then run away.
And then run away.
And then Ruthanne said we were just gonna order one?
And then Ruthanne said we were just gonna order one?
And then some lizards followed us home,
And then some lizards followed us home,
And then the microwave from the ranger's cabin.
And then the microwave from the ranger's cabin.
And then they'll let us fly to Dubai.
And then they'll let us fly to Dubai.
And then this group goes,
And then this group goes,
And then we go after the mole on Dad's butt.
And then we go after the mole on Dad's butt.
And then we split the money 50 50.
And then we split the money 50 50.
And then we'll go see the movie when it's done.
And then we'll go see the movie when it's done.
And then what did she say?
And then what did she say?
And then when I can't fight anymore,
And then when I can't fight anymore,
And then you all sing ♪ Weasel, weasel ♪
And then you all sing ♪ Weasel, weasel ♪
And then you guys sing ♪ Who's that ♪
And then you guys sing ♪ Who's that ♪
And then, I did the cleansing ritual
And then, I did the cleansing ritual
And there's just you and me here.
And there's just you and me here.
And these are my actual words, I think.
And these are my actual words, I think.
And they have developed many adaptations to conserve water.
And they have developed many adaptations to conserve water.
And they walled the room up.
And they walled the room up.
And they'll look alive.
And they'll look alive.
And things, uh, if you pitched in a little.
And things, uh, if you pitched in a little.
And third, what am I supposed to do if I'm in pain?
And third, what am I supposed to do if I'm in pain?
And this date'll surprise you.
And this date'll surprise you.
And this is Jennifer, other Jennifer, and Greg.
And this is Jennifer, other Jennifer, and Greg.
And this will be over soon.
And this will be over soon.
And throw a coat of that on Gene's teeth.
And throw a coat of that on Gene's teeth.
And Tina went, too, that's all.
And Tina went, too, that's all.
And to a bunch of people.
And to a bunch of people.
And tried to trick us.
And tried to trick us.
And try to sleep at night?
And try to sleep at night?
And trying to set me up with another teacher?
And trying to set me up with another teacher?
And trying to shut down literally
And trying to shut down literally
And wait for St. Nick or Satan.
And wait for St. Nick or Satan.
And wake up my parents.
And wake up my parents.
And we all want wives, too.
And we all want wives, too.
And we didn't even know.
And we didn't even know.
And we didn't know how to tell you.
And we didn't know how to tell you.
And we each get to take a couple things off the shelf.
And we each get to take a couple things off the shelf.
And we go out there and save some innocent ankles.
And we go out there and save some innocent ankles.
And we had a rope or something.
And we had a rope or something.
And we like a little drama,
And we like a little drama,
And we lost the DVD that...
And we lost the DVD that...
And we made you a freshly grilled steak. Look.
And we made you a freshly grilled steak. Look.
And we really hope you say yes.
And we really hope you say yes.
And we sometimes use our kids,
And we sometimes use our kids,
And we think you might kind of appreciate other people
And we think you might kind of appreciate other people
And we thought we were gonna die.
And we thought we were gonna die.
And we warmed up your sweatpants in the dryer,
And we warmed up your sweatpants in the dryer,
And we'll look at the menu. Never stop being you.
And we'll look at the menu. Never stop being you.
And we'll open our boxes together.
And we'll open our boxes together.
And we'll take a cab to the ferry.
And we'll take a cab to the ferry.
And we're at capacity.
And we're at capacity.
And we're gonna do it again next season.
And we're gonna do it again next season.
And we're gonna have to make gifts with our own hands
And we're gonna have to make gifts with our own hands
And we're having the wedding by the water,
And we're having the wedding by the water,
And we're not doing that, for some reason.
And we're not doing that, for some reason.
And we've got The Equestranuats on.
And we've got The Equestranuats on.
And what about your green machine, Louise? I mean,
And what about your green machine, Louise? I mean,
And what do you think we do, Bob?
And what do you think we do, Bob?
And what if his mom doesn't know the bedtime story
And what if his mom doesn't know the bedtime story
And what they need is a little competition
And what they need is a little competition
And whatever that guy's watching and crying about.
And whatever that guy's watching and crying about.
And when I say that I mean maybe get a new router.
And when I say that I mean maybe get a new router.
And when we graduate, our squad's picture will go
And when we graduate, our squad's picture will go
And when you got him talking about dill,
And when you got him talking about dill,
And while you do that, I'm going to read off your violations.
And while you do that, I'm going to read off your violations.
And who's gonna give me good night kisses?
And who's gonna give me good night kisses?
And who's gonna give me good night kisses?
And who's gonna give me good night kisses?
And why aren't you kicking us out of your house?
And why aren't you kicking us out of your house?
And why isn't he calling Mom and Dad in front of us?
And why isn't he calling Mom and Dad in front of us?
And why it's been on the market for so long.
And why it's been on the market for so long.
And yet you did not throw the trash away.
And yet you did not throw the trash away.
And you are never driving through here again
And you are never driving through here again
And you asked if we could move away for just one night
And you asked if we could move away for just one night
And you both make me tired, so
And you both make me tired, so
And you definitely weren't supposed to be watching
And you definitely weren't supposed to be watching
And you don't complain about it, you appreciate it!
And you don't complain about it, you appreciate it!
And you ended up peeing in the blender?
And you ended up peeing in the blender?
And you get tossy with the hatchet.
And you get tossy with the hatchet.
And you go ask Gretchen if she can fix it?
And you go ask Gretchen if she can fix it?
And you got to enjoy hard work.
And you got to enjoy hard work.
And you guys are the last room of the night.
And you guys are the last room of the night.
And you have to figure out how to escape.
And you have to figure out how to escape.
And you have to say yes 'cause it's Mother's Day,
And you have to say yes 'cause it's Mother's Day,
And you just keep telling me what to say to him.
And you just keep telling me what to say to him.
And you just wanted to sell the house for money,
And you just wanted to sell the house for money,
And you keep going like that. Forever.
And you keep going like that. Forever.
And you kind of owe it to us for being M.I.A.
And you kind of owe it to us for being M.I.A.
And you know what else?
And you know what else?
And you probably never climbed Mount Windygap by yourself.
And you probably never climbed Mount Windygap by yourself.
And you ratted anyway!
And you ratted anyway!
And you said...
And you said...
And you saved my hide. You're heroes.
And you saved my hide. You're heroes.
And you shouldn't have run away in the first place.
And you shouldn't have run away in the first place.
And you swooped in at the end to give her her last push.
And you swooped in at the end to give her her last push.
And you think that's gonna fly?
And you think that's gonna fly?
And you think you're never gonna be able to do it, right?
And you think you're never gonna be able to do it, right?
And you were about to make an offer on it.
And you were about to make an offer on it.
And you're gonna leave here on your own two feet
And you're gonna leave here on your own two feet
And you're gonna stab Dad.
And you're gonna stab Dad.
And you're good with your hands, so you can do it.
And you're good with your hands, so you can do it.
And you're not invited.
And you're not invited.
And you're not responsible for anything that happened today.
And you're not responsible for anything that happened today.
And you're picking up your purse.
And you're picking up your purse.
And you're saying, "Ow chi wah wah!"
And you're saying, "Ow chi wah wah!"
And you're scared she's gonna fall
And you're scared she's gonna fall
And your mom has made some bad judgments today,
And your mom has made some bad judgments today,
And your place smells like farts.
And your place smells like farts.
And Zeke, if you're thinking about getting one, do it.
And Zeke, if you're thinking about getting one, do it.
And, for God's sake, stop eating all the lettuce.
And, for God's sake, stop eating all the lettuce.
And, plus, also, you sort of have to in order to graduate.
And, plus, also, you sort of have to in order to graduate.
And, Tina, I'm sorry I called you a scaredy butt banana rat.
And, Tina, I'm sorry I called you a scaredy butt banana rat.
And, uh, not weird at all,
And, uh, not weird at all,
And, uh, that way you can stay here,
And, uh, that way you can stay here,
And...
And...
And...
And...
And... done.
And... done.
And... Wait, how'd you know we were planning a surprise party?
And... Wait, how'd you know we were planning a surprise party?
And... we're done.
And... we're done.
And/or missing kid.
And/or missing kid.
Andy and Ollie, I think you'll be very happy
Andy and Ollie, I think you'll be very happy
ANNOUNCER: And now, our Halloween feature,
ANNOUNCER: And now, our Halloween feature,
ANNOUNCER: Starting at 11:00 a.m
ANNOUNCER: Starting at 11:00 a.m
ANNOUNCER: Was the Wonder Wolf just a Wonder myth?
ANNOUNCER: Was the Wonder Wolf just a Wonder myth?
Another round of Long Island Iced Teas!
Another round of Long Island Iced Teas!
Another six locked in, and I have a kink in my neck
Another six locked in, and I have a kink in my neck
Any money, and you can't kill anyone to keep them quiet.
Any money, and you can't kill anyone to keep them quiet.
Anyone would want to leave the Junior Guards.
Anyone would want to leave the Junior Guards.
Anyone's gonna hear it.
Anyone's gonna hear it.
Anything you need, Linda.
Anything you need, Linda.
Anyway, have a nice day. Smiley face, one love."
Anyway, have a nice day. Smiley face, one love."
Anyway, I know who I am.
Anyway, I know who I am.
Anyway, I wish I hadn't thrown the dumb pickle, okay?
Anyway, I wish I hadn't thrown the dumb pickle, okay?
Anyway, I'll take that.
Anyway, I'll take that.
Anyway, most people would have cracked earlier,
Anyway, most people would have cracked earlier,
Anyway, Nurse Teddy is here to take care of you, Bob.
Anyway, Nurse Teddy is here to take care of you, Bob.
Anyway, the grill has a grease trap that needs to be cleaned
Anyway, the grill has a grease trap that needs to be cleaned
Anyway, we just need to stay focused
Anyway, we just need to stay focused
Anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes of me hitting this gong.
Anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes of me hitting this gong.
Apartment? Gross.
Apartment? Gross.
Apologize to Harry.
Apologize to Harry.
Apparently, in his will,
Apparently, in his will,
Apparently, the realtors put out amazing finger food.
Apparently, the realtors put out amazing finger food.
Apparently, we're going to hide a man
Apparently, we're going to hide a man
Are all the teams just different colored dragons?
Are all the teams just different colored dragons?
Are the hermit Ranger Carl told us about?
Are the hermit Ranger Carl told us about?
Are there any more shrimps? I didn't get any.
Are there any more shrimps? I didn't get any.
Are there some indoor drills we can do?
Are there some indoor drills we can do?
Are these drinks not watered down?!
Are these drinks not watered down?!
Are they always drunk?
Are they always drunk?
Are those power tools?
Are those power tools?
Are we done running away?
Are we done running away?
Are we really cool now?
Are we really cool now?
Are we sure? Everyone's in agreement it's "Wi Fi"?
Are we sure? Everyone's in agreement it's "Wi Fi"?
Are we talking streaking? Shall I disrobe?
Are we talking streaking? Shall I disrobe?
Are you absorbing water? Please, don't do that.
Are you absorbing water? Please, don't do that.
Are you at the bottom of the stairs now?
Are you at the bottom of the stairs now?
Are you being sarcastic?!
Are you being sarcastic?!
Are you close to finding the cyber crook?
Are you close to finding the cyber crook?
Are you crying already?
Are you crying already?
Are you freaking kidding me?
Are you freaking kidding me?
Are you freaking kidding me? She's a monster.
Are you freaking kidding me? She's a monster.
Are you frickin' kidding me?!
Are you frickin' kidding me?!
Are you going home, Randy?
Are you going home, Randy?
Are you going to Kingshead Island?
Are you going to Kingshead Island?
Are you gonna throw up?
Are you gonna throw up?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? We don't care about the plant!
Are you kidding me? We don't care about the plant!
Are you my mommy?
Are you my mommy?
Are you my mommy?
Are you my mommy?
Are you stalking Martini Tuesday?
Are you stalking Martini Tuesday?
Are you sure this isn't your brother?
Are you sure this isn't your brother?
Are you sure you don't want one for your bite?
Are you sure you don't want one for your bite?
Are you the good cop or something?
Are you the good cop or something?
Are you two pulling a Clueless
Are you two pulling a Clueless
Are... bad?
Are... bad?
Aren't those just fall leaves?
Aren't those just fall leaves?
Aren't you cold?
Aren't you cold?
Aren't you trying to sell it?
Aren't you trying to sell it?
Arms... too tiny.
Arms... too tiny.
Around here you can photograph.
Around here you can photograph.
As soon as I get a new napkin over here!
As soon as I get a new napkin over here!
As soon as you sign this fun
As soon as you sign this fun
As the sand castle contest?
As the sand castle contest?
As well constructed as I thought it was!
As well constructed as I thought it was!
As you wish, Mother
As you wish, Mother
Ask her to stay with you.
Ask her to stay with you.
At first we wanted to throw you a party,
At first we wanted to throw you a party,
At her dumb kidney donation thingy,
At her dumb kidney donation thingy,
At least apples are edible
At least apples are edible
At least I won't have to hear her annoying voice for a week.
At least I won't have to hear her annoying voice for a week.
At least we have decorations.
At least we have decorations.
At least we still get a few days of blowing off school.
At least we still get a few days of blowing off school.
At least we'll be moving, I guess.
At least we'll be moving, I guess.
At least you get to keep that sweet, sweet whistle.
At least you get to keep that sweet, sweet whistle.
At lunch, no one will be in that classroom.
At lunch, no one will be in that classroom.
At my house, alone.
At my house, alone.
At my private school in Bethesda,
At my private school in Bethesda,
At no time is Tammy's brain used, understood?
At no time is Tammy's brain used, understood?
At our little movie screening? Anyone?
At our little movie screening? Anyone?
At that 80 year old man's face.
At that 80 year old man's face.
At the end of your shift. I want a full report.
At the end of your shift. I want a full report.
At the picture of the ceramics room,
At the picture of the ceramics room,
At the restaurant, and goalies use their hands,
At the restaurant, and goalies use their hands,
AUTOMATED VOICE: Way to go. Level up.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Way to go. Level up.
Aw, geez, Linda, I would, but they
Aw, geez, Linda, I would, but they
Aw, poor baby.
Aw, poor baby.
Aw, poor Genie's weenie.
Aw, poor Genie's weenie.
Aw, thank you.
Aw, thank you.
Aw, thanks for the seat, Lars.
Aw, thanks for the seat, Lars.
Aw, that's nice.
Aw, that's nice.
Aw, that's really sweet, but I've actually got
Aw, that's really sweet, but I've actually got
Aw, we're dying. All right.
Aw, we're dying. All right.
Aw, why not keep playing this one?
Aw, why not keep playing this one?
Aw, you guys were having so much fun,
Aw, you guys were having so much fun,
Aw! Cute little construction paper bacon and eggs.
Aw! Cute little construction paper bacon and eggs.
Aw. Not you, too, Sergeant Bosco.
Aw. Not you, too, Sergeant Bosco.
Babysitting is a lot of responsibility,
Babysitting is a lot of responsibility,
Back when Huey and Carl Lewis ruled the world.
Back when Huey and Carl Lewis ruled the world.
Bad idea! Oh, no, no! Bad idea!
Bad idea! Oh, no, no! Bad idea!
Bad plan. We're going with Dubai.
Bad plan. We're going with Dubai.
BADGE: This is where the Thunder rubber
BADGE: This is where the Thunder rubber
Bananas and beets are not friends.
Bananas and beets are not friends.
Bastards.
Bastards.
Be able to do in the Philippines when he was in the Navy,
Be able to do in the Philippines when he was in the Navy,
Be brave.
Be brave.
Be right back.
Be right back.
Bean can from downtown.
Bean can from downtown.
Beats me. It's a mug from the faculty lounge.
Beats me. It's a mug from the faculty lounge.
Beautiful homes for sale,
Beautiful homes for sale,
Because Gene lost lost his last baby tooth,
Because Gene lost lost his last baby tooth,
Because Gene lost lost his last baby tooth,
Because Gene lost lost his last baby tooth,
Because I knew you were the one.
Because I knew you were the one.
Because I knew you'd be like...
Because I knew you'd be like...
Because I love the beach, I'm a very, very strong swimmer,
Because I love the beach, I'm a very, very strong swimmer,
Because I ordered this to go.
Because I ordered this to go.
Because I'm getting a little naus... (gags)
Because I'm getting a little naus... (gags)
Because I'm missing three of the nine stages of Slugodactyl.
Because I'm missing three of the nine stages of Slugodactyl.
Because if I drive that way, I have to make a left
Because if I drive that way, I have to make a left
Because it's a fun Halloween adventure,
Because it's a fun Halloween adventure,
Because it's coming out of both.
Because it's coming out of both.
Because it's not gonna happen.
Because it's not gonna happen.
Because Kelly had that super embarrassing fall.
Because Kelly had that super embarrassing fall.
Because of the exposed wires in the basement...
Because of the exposed wires in the basement...
Because of the situation.
Because of the situation.
Because of the wolf.
Because of the wolf.
Because of what she said about your green machine?
Because of what she said about your green machine?
Because on this Mother's Day, I am all powerful,
Because on this Mother's Day, I am all powerful,
Because some kids in the '80s already made 'em for us.
Because some kids in the '80s already made 'em for us.
Because the boat didn't have my brands.
Because the boat didn't have my brands.
Because they're predicting rain for the next few days.
Because they're predicting rain for the next few days.
Because we have a little surprise for you.
Because we have a little surprise for you.
Because we want it to be real.
Because we want it to be real.
Because you're a good guy, you know? Uhhuh.
Because you're a good guy, you know? Uhhuh.
Because you're a scaredy butt banana rat!
Because you're a scaredy butt banana rat!
Because you're too old to be riding one?
Because you're too old to be riding one?
Because your brother is upstairs.
Because your brother is upstairs.
Because... I don't know, I I just do.
Because... I don't know, I I just do.
Been doing it a couple of months now.
Been doing it a couple of months now.
Before I return it, and since I'm gonna do
Before I return it, and since I'm gonna do
Before that guy takes our phones away.
Before that guy takes our phones away.
Before the hour is up, that's a panic button right over there.
Before the hour is up, that's a panic button right over there.
Before the season's over.
Before the season's over.
Before we begin, the bride and groom asked
Before we begin, the bride and groom asked
Before you say any more words.
Before you say any more words.
Before your parents wake up?
Before your parents wake up?
Before your team gets shutouted.
Before your team gets shutouted.
Being around boys not wearing shirts.
Being around boys not wearing shirts.
Being more polite and grateful and helpful.
Being more polite and grateful and helpful.
Being part of a squad that meant something.
Being part of a squad that meant something.
Besides being scared the drain in the bathtub
Besides being scared the drain in the bathtub
Best out of 31?
Best out of 31?
Bethesda? Is that where Jesus is from?
Bethesda? Is that where Jesus is from?
Between Dermot McDermott and Dylan Mulroney.
Between Dermot McDermott and Dylan Mulroney.
Between the diners of this town
Between the diners of this town
BFOTs.
BFOTs.
Bigger than ever these days.
Bigger than ever these days.
Bing, bang, boom.
Bing, bang, boom.
Biting my, uh, leg.
Biting my, uh, leg.
Bits and pieces, you know, you got to spread it out.
Bits and pieces, you know, you got to spread it out.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
BOB (on recording): Good night, Linda.
BOB (on recording): Good night, Linda.
BOB and LINDA: ♪ Best couple friends ♪
BOB and LINDA: ♪ Best couple friends ♪
BOB and LINDA: Damn it!
BOB and LINDA: Damn it!
BOB AND LOUISE: Do the steamroller! Do the steamroller! Yes!
BOB AND LOUISE: Do the steamroller! Do the steamroller! Yes!
Bob kept waking me up last night with his snoring.
Bob kept waking me up last night with his snoring.
Bob took Louise to her soccer game,
Bob took Louise to her soccer game,
Bob, calm down.
Bob, calm down.
Bob, don't run.
Bob, don't run.
Bob, don't try to go down the stairs.
Bob, don't try to go down the stairs.
Bob, health inspectors are the thin green line
Bob, health inspectors are the thin green line
Bob, I cannot believe you cooked me a private brunch.
Bob, I cannot believe you cooked me a private brunch.
Bob, I'm coming!
Bob, I'm coming!
Bob, I'm coming!
Bob, I'm coming!
Bob, I'm going down to check your basement for leaks
Bob, I'm going down to check your basement for leaks
Bob, if I'm not back soon,
Bob, if I'm not back soon,
Bob, let me stop you right there and say,
Bob, let me stop you right there and say,
Bob, Linda, this is Nicholas.
Bob, Linda, this is Nicholas.
Bob, listen. The truth is
Bob, listen. The truth is
Bob, maybe you should just go.
Bob, maybe you should just go.
Bob, mind if I poke my head in your alley, so to speak?
Bob, mind if I poke my head in your alley, so to speak?
Bob, people expect to have Wi Fi nowadays.
Bob, people expect to have Wi Fi nowadays.
Bob, stick your hand down the toilet.
Bob, stick your hand down the toilet.
Bob, talk to me. Say something.
Bob, talk to me. Say something.
Bob, there's no way Linda forgot your birthday.
Bob, there's no way Linda forgot your birthday.
Bob, what? Why? Why'd you do that?
Bob, what? Why? Why'd you do that?
Bob, what's the racket down there?
Bob, what's the racket down there?
Bob, you should go down there for, uh, three hours.
Bob, you should go down there for, uh, three hours.
Bob, you're like a greasy Cupid. Do me, do me next.
Bob, you're like a greasy Cupid. Do me, do me next.
BOB: Absolutely not.
BOB: Absolutely not.
BOB: All right, you ready?
BOB: All right, you ready?
BOB: Hi, Dr. Yap.
BOB: Hi, Dr. Yap.
BOB: Hmm, that's great, Kyle.
BOB: Hmm, that's great, Kyle.
BOB: Honestly, leaving you two alone,
BOB: Honestly, leaving you two alone,
BOB: I killed it. It's ruined.
BOB: I killed it. It's ruined.
BOB: Let us out! We're panicking! We're panicking!
BOB: Let us out! We're panicking! We're panicking!
BOB: Linda, what you said before was beautiful.
BOB: Linda, what you said before was beautiful.
BOB: Linda, what you said before was beautiful.
BOB: Linda, what you said before was beautiful.
BOB: Oh, God. There are people sitting
BOB: Oh, God. There are people sitting
BOB: Oh, my God.
BOB: Oh, my God.
BOB: Oh, the game's starting.
BOB: Oh, the game's starting.
BOB: Okay, so we found the letter.
BOB: Okay, so we found the letter.
BOB: Oof.
BOB: Oof.
BOB: Really?
BOB: Really?
BOB: Thanks for this, Teddy.
BOB: Thanks for this, Teddy.
BOB: Ugh! I'm getting close to passing out.
BOB: Ugh! I'm getting close to passing out.
BOB: Uh huh. Did you guys have fun?
BOB: Uh huh. Did you guys have fun?
BOB: Wow, crowded.
BOB: Wow, crowded.