Mad Men (2007) - Season 3 Edit

A bake sale.

A buffet would be slightly more casual

A bunch of accountants trying make $1 into $1.10?

A cherry? All we have is olives.

A Cyrano De Bergerac to make New York fall in love with him.

A friend.

A fundraiser for Rockefeller.

A glamorous night in miami

A guy like you? There must be somebody you can call.

A hammock right between the clotheslines.

A headshrinker got him through, but we weren't allowed to talk about it.

A kerchief in a can?

A level of luxury that belongs only to kings

A list of companies...

A little bald man. He wasn't a threat.

A little bit of "wow," as a lady friend of mine used to say.

A little shocked.

A loaf of bread off the back of a truck.

A man comes through your door,

A mid level cog at McCann Erickson,

A pleasure to meet you, Don.

A pleasure to meet you. Roger Sterling.

A pleasure to see you again.

A pleasure.

A project... And they told us to turn it down.

A protest against the mostly catholic government

A raincoat already has one.

A special stadium called a fronton

A tantrum that says

A team.

A Telegram's a big deal.

A truck is a laurie and an elevator is a lift.

A visitors office is good but you sit out front.

A year from now there'll be nothing

Abigail, archie's wife

About the business, right now.

About the way I'm being addressed.

About this being exactly

According to the lawyers. You run the show.

Accounts gets the bed.

Achilles, I have thought of something very very good.

Achilles.

Action.

Actually he asked that I address the group on behalf of the governor.

Actually, he's going to California.

Actually, I know for a fact it will.

Actually, i made three

Actually, it was don who thought it best,

Ada Louise Huxtable is as green as that folder.

Admiral television, alpine real estate,

Advertising Agency's "Arthur Kudner" Award,

Advertising, I mean.

Aeronautics, teenagers, the n**** market.

After a wish his mother should've lived to see.

After all the things we threw at Khrushchev,

After school and I am still here, obviously.

Again?

Against humanity.

Ah! Oh, shit?

Airplane.

Alison, I'm going for the day.

All along you've been building a life raft.

All I could secure was Edgar Raffit,

All I had to do was be him and I could leave korea.

All I have to talk about is work, which is verboten.

All I heard was my father said bert cooper had a screw loose.

All I know is to avoid grand central.

All I know is to avoid grand central.

All I thought was i'd have rather had My heart broken every day by you.

All I want to do is win.

All is well, although as of late, Bert cooper will be in absentia.

All of a sudden, I could give two craps about that wedding.

All of our clients, all of our staff,

All of us...

All that short term thinking.

All the lights were on. I figured you'd be home.

All the men turn their heads.

All these guys are dead...

All this time I thought you were Some football hero who hated his father.

All those expectations.

All three networks the same show.

All we want to know is how we can help.

All you care about is the house.

Allison my dear, do you mind?

Allison, Mr. Pryce has requested

Allotment act made no allotment for wheat.

Almost a year and nary a peep of opposition.

Also... Old people love them.

Although apparently I'm too dangerous to push a cart in a public library.

Although, now that I think of it,

Although, what are they gonna do,

Always.

Am I ever going to sleep again?

Am I to entertain your ballad of dissatisfaction or has something actually happened?

Am I wrong?

Am supposed to feel sorry for you?

America is teaching business to the world."

America is wherever we look,

American Tobacco,

Amoeba, dysentery.

An admiral. Oh, you must be doing well.

An admiral. Oh, you must be doing well.

An office wide memo "the office is closed this weekend.

An office wide memo "the office is closed this weekend.

And a player piano with nobody at it.

And a secretary makes less money Than if I was working at a department store.

And abigail Took up with him

And after that I played Dorine the maid in "Tartuffe" by Moliere.

And after that I played the nurse in "Romeo and Juliet."

And although that's, let's see, $23 million in Billings

And as you slide your hands

And at the end you can see the can with the kerchief

And beautiful...

And because of my father's will The company went back to me.

And believe it or not, we're not allowed to pretend that that's the view

And boil it in hog fat.

And boil it in hog fat.

And by the way,

And clear. It's old, but it's good...

And come home a conquering hero.

And cut!

And do what?

And do what?

And Doug Thompson,

And even if I remove myself from the picture,

And every time we work together, it looks like you carried the load

And for all you know, you're not the first person I asked.

And general gallivanting.

And get it to Hilton before he leaves for europe.

And god forbid, you really make it...

And grab a hot water bottle. You have seven hours.

And have his last words be "take the house."

And he

And he can take the children.

And he cornered me in the editing room.

And he died.

And he told Harry to fire me. Then Roger got angry and he did.

And he's chief resident, I'd better watch out.

And he's going to expect me and Rick Stoller to be his footstools.

And he's irate.

And here I am, no worse for wear.

And here you are.

And his face is pressed against the reality of the sidewalk

And his rolodex.

And his three children, for sharing him with us.

And honestly, I don't know...

And how are you? We've been calling all day.

And how do I know that?

And I am going to take him into my house.

And I am not scared of any of this.

And I applaud your enthusiasm,

And I ate all of them and I got so...

And I backed him off,

And I can't really judge by a picture.

And I can't take a car trip now.

And I commute almost two hours total every day,

And I couldn't risk all of this.

And I didn't want the mckays to see you turning on the lights.

And I don't know if he would like what just happened in there.

And I don't know if I can do it alone.

And I don't know what the difference is.

And I don't know what the difference is.

And I don't want to be the only one.

And I give him

And I got blamed when we lost the account.

And I guess that's it.

And I had just got home from work.

And I have a secretary.

And I have two wives?"

And I keep thinking about how we're all going to die.

And I know it must be horrible

And I love to have... Fun.

And I mean exactly what you asked for.

And I need a glass of water, and then you can go.

And I need frequent prescriptions for unguents and salves.

And I pretend that's his fat head.

And I still can't eat them to today.

And I suggest you do the same.

And I think

And I thought, why don't we go to McCann directly?

And I told him The closest we ever got to hemingway

And I told you I want what you want.

And I tried to talk about the articles, But I couldn't remember anything.

And I turned him away.

And I want you to keep it just between us.

And I want you to remember

And I work for a jerk.

And I zag back into your arms.

And i'll go in as a captain. Do you know what that means?

And I'll take the kids.

And I'm a harsh critic,

And I'm going to have a roommate.

And I'm gonna buy you another vase to put those in.

And I'm gonna cut your dick off

And I've been very vocal about it.

And if we land Patio, I'll be at lunch with Pepsi.

And if you would have talked to his girl,

And if you would talk to me,

And is absorbing Sterling Cooper along with it.

And it has to be TV to compete with the phone company.

And it was raining very hard...

And it was so easy, joanie.

And it'd be nice for them to hear an adult say it.

And it'll be easy with that savings and a roommate.

And it'll come out of your allowance.

And it's a dieter's kind of Pepsi to help women reduce.

And it's fair.

And it's got patxi.

And it's stop, inhale,

And Kinsey.

And let them be the judge?

And let's also say that change is neither good or bad,

And let's assume we can get a girl who can match

And listen to someone talk about their water retention.

And look what happened.

And looks seductively over her shoulder.

And make Don D****r wait, because God knows we've all waited for him.

And make her walk herself home. That put a stop to it.

And maybe a color page in the Sunday paper.

And mr. Cosgrove.

And my driver's gonna be circling,

And my father Roger Sterling Senior,

And my friend and I were listening

And my little stuffed eeyore

And negatives which aren't actually here.

And never give you a reason.

And New York hates it.

And no more soup.

And no one is to come to this office.

And nobody cares

And nobody understands that.

And not for these morons, but for another agency To solve my problem.

And now for mr. Campbell.

And now here's stan baker for winston cigarettes.

And now I have this opportunity

And now I'm not good enough for some spoiled mainline brat?

And now you're sniffing around because I have a golden pork chop dangling from my neck.

And now you're telling me it's all for nothing

And obviously the mink.

And of course newspapers are key, but you can't limit yourself to less than 10 markets.

And of course we would have to obtain all

And other things.

And people are going to be dying to do business with me,

And people could sit where they will.

And replace it with the new Madison Square Garden.

And say it's our idea and our failure,

And sealing the rest of us in with you.

And send it over to me by noon.

And she comes towards you one last time,

And she reminded me that I loved you.

And she runs forward as fast as she can.

And she sings about how patio is low in calories.

And she smiles. "hello, patio."

And she waves goodbye.

And she's on a treadmill, but you can't see it.

And so did this anna woman, whoever she is.

And some of this was done based on relationship's

And something happened

And sometimes affected."

And sometimes it collects and I feel bad.

And sound like a secretary.

And stay here.

And Steven, my son... he's at Boston College...

And that girl Betty.

And that I know

And that was in the '20s, not the '30s.

And that's not just money that's the future.

And that's really been the focus of almost every campaign

And that's very valuable.

And the best part is i get to be a surgeon.

And the boys are very excited about finding this girl.

And the effeminate orientals

And the lively licen... licent... "

And the splendor of dress and furniture

And the typing she does for him..

And the way that they saw themselves...

And their supposed campaign of discrimination.

And then change their mind once they've seen it.

And then he said he remembered me

And then her date gives her a knowing smile of admiration

And then I divorced her the minute I met you.

And then I got shipped off to the pacific for the duration.

And then I realize

And then I think

And then I turned around and I debated it.

And then it's boy, girl, boy, girl.

And then the woman in front takes off her scarf and hands it back to the woman in the back.

And then we'll go to carvel.

And there will be lean years...

And there's a commuter looking up.

And there's claims that their lawyers went over...

And there's no bourbon.

And there's no reason to doubt that.

And these poor kids in here...

And they both say "hair tonic" on the side.

And they don't really keep receipts.

And they let me know that effective January 1,

And they're all expecting me to show up with the glamorous,

And this is all I have.

And this party is essential to attracting a second suitor.

And to help us collect whatever accounts we end up taking.

And tomorrow you will triumph

And tragic crimes

And two, my father named it caldecott farms.

And was insensible of such happiness,

And we can check in till midnight. We'll be fine.

And we could put the chafing dish

And we had this huge bag of fritos.

And we have an early meeting.

And we know that makes Sterling Cooper chattel.

And we should run together holding hands.

And we will give you a lot of options,

And we're near the U.N., so there's plenty of africans.

And what about you, mr. Hoffstat?

And what did you say?

And what happens there?

And who are you supposed to be?

And who's that woman? Your other wife.

And why is that?

And why you're distracted

And yes, I've been nervous.

And yes, we want your accounts, but we also want your talent.

And yet here we are.

And yet the average american experiences

And you can sit real close, which is a thrill

And you don't care what it does to the rest of us.

And you don't give a crap that my future

And you figure out what happened with utz.

And you get to choose your guests.

And you know what else?

And you loved it.

And you made an executive decision to do nothing?

And you old men love building golden tombs

And you run into carlton, I told him you were busy.

And you sang in the tiger...

And you still say Daiquiri Beach.

And you understand.

And you wanted to play with me

And you were right P.P.L. is being sold,

And you'll have to come back alone.

And you're going to stare at some antique chair for so long

And you're not.

And you've established with our help

And, I like you.

And, well, it appears to be a lot of money.

And...

Anita, this man does not look the way you want him to.

Ann Margret's ability to be 25 and act 14.

Annabelle, let me get you a cab.

Another stroke?

Any agency that does not change the name is stealing your money.

Any glass will do.

Any minute. Can't you tell?

Any plans tonight?

Anyone approached must be a certainty.

Anything else?

Anyway, she's expensive,

Anyway, so Phil's taking a trip to the dump

Apparently they're right out of "Metropolis."

Aqua net is about hold, but it is also about beauty.

Arch died and we moved.

Are absence of a spouse, incurable insanity, life imprisonment or adultery.

Are any of you wearing seersucker?

Are magnificent destinations

Are there?

Are these for me?

Are they still here?

Are we allowed to make fun of it, at least?

Are we gonna collect the whole set?

Are you afraid i'll be disappointed? You were always good drunk.

Are you asking if I miss you?

Are you defending him?

Are you done looking already?

Are you drunk? It's like polish handball.

Are you enjoying the city?

Are you going to be one of those girls?

Are you going to have trouble sleeping tonight?

Are you going to sleep here tonight?

Are you gonna have something?

Are you headed to baltimore or d.C.?

Are you here to see me?

Are you in school?

Are you kidding? We'll end up with nothing.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you Peggy?

Are you ready? Don's expecting us.

Are you really just going to give her a call?"

Are you related to eugene hofstadt?

Are you removing that or moving it?

Are you so sure it's a girl?

Are you sure about that?

Are you sure you want to do that?

Are you swedish? Because I am.

Are you thinking of what to say or are you just looking at that door?

Are you trying to tell me when you saw "casablanca" You didn't think about me?

Are you working?

Are you worried about an odd number? Because I'll get your mother a date.

Are you?

Aren't they a beautiful couple?

As an elderly buddhist monk

As if being...

As is the announcement.

As it is to you?"

As long as I know you're with me.

As soon as I finish the dishes.

As the account we failed to gain.

As the dow jones industrial average rose nearly two points.

Associate in the governor's information office.

At 1:15 and flag him down.

At least go home, give it a try.

At least two copywriters, two artists, an ombudsman

At least you don't look tired.

At Miss perfect in front?

At Miss perfect in front?

At the hotel.

At the v.a. Hospital in bedford.

Avec plaisir.

Bacardi Eisenhower.

Bacardi, bel jolie, birds eye, cadbury,

Bacardi's coming in on Tuesday to see if Daiquiri Beach has legs.

Bad news, I'm afraid.

Baltimore

Balzac, huh?

Battling the elements,

Be careful.

Be who?

Because a business has to get bigger every year...

Because as we all know, sometimes Sterling Cooper has gotten a large share.

Because he knew old joe when they were criminals together.

Because he's playing cards and peggy gets up early.

Because I am at work, dear.

Because I don't like how much

Because I know you're good at this

Because I was the one Who'd introduced him to peanut butter.

Because I would have thrown the box away.

Because I'd already taken a $2.25 tour of harlem and that was all the money I had.

Because I'd have to be sick to want out of this?

Because I'm a whale.

Because I'm childless, but they're not.

Because I'm leaving.

Because I'm new and different.

Because I'm sick

Because it makes you edgy.

Because it will make me happy to give you everything you want.

Because it's just gonna remind me of how stupid you think I am.

Because nothing could've happened because you're married.

Because once this sale goes through,

Because P.P.L. owns Sterling Cooper.

Because the ball goes 175mph.

Because the romans tore theirs all down.

Because there are people out there who buy things,

Because there's not one thing that you

Because they can't imagine the consequences.

Because this is not my home.

Because we have God.

Because you are going to spend the weekend being our slave.

Because you can't work for anyone else.

Because you can't. It's done.

Because you didn't have

Because you forgot to check with your boss first?

Because you were too tall.

Because you're good and everyone else in the world is bad.

Because you're married.

Because you're no good.

Because you're spontaneous, you're a girl,

Because...

Because...

Before it was a state.

Believe it or not, i get treated very well there.

Believe it or not, i still remember them.

Believe me, it wasn't my decision.

Believe me.

Believe me.

Bert Cooper...

Bert seemed alarmed.

Bert, you know that's not the way the marketplace works.

Bert.

Bert.

Besides limit your brilliance?

Besides, "hamburger" is already a foreign word.

Besides, you're married, aren't you?

Best idea gets my business.

Bethlehem steel, con ed, gillette, gordon's,

Betts, are you ready?

Betts, don't eat that. It was in his car all day.

Betts, i

Betts, I'm in here.

Betts, that's my desk.

Betts.

Betty is a better cook. You always say that.

Betty wants to know what the house is worth.

Betty, Don, are you sure you're not up for it?

Betty, this is my desk.

Betty, you remember Trudy.

Big musical special with a jai alai match.

Bikinis that match the drinks and new copy.

Bill hoffman's.

Bill it to the kid.

Bleu cheese, bacon.

Bob, how are you?

Bobby, back away from the stove.

Bobby, Sally, suppertime!

Boiling down communication to its essentials,

Bordeaux.

Branch out.

Bravely set this in motion 40 years ago.

Briarcliff Manor!

Brilliant.

Bring a couple of iceberg wedges,

Bring your doggie bag.

Broadway limited from Penn station.

Bulls .

Buno casualties.

Burt peterson has left the agency.

Burt, control yourself.

Burt's on his way.

But a lot of docs don't have to go anywhere, Especially if they have families.

But can't you keep it to yourself?

But do not go out of order.

But he did.

But he does seem to like this.

But he never tires of putting his name

But he seems convinced of its financial potential.

But he seems very clear headed.

But he's probably in the air right now.

But I am around animal skins and carcasses most of the day,

But I am fascinated by this process.

But I can tell you myself.

But I can't.

But I could I could build something.

But I could hear somebody and they heard me.

But I could've had a locksmith in here anytime I wanted.

But I do need tending.

But I don't think I'm gonna stay there much longer.

But I don't think that's an option, is it?

But I found a reserve of strength in myself I didn't know I had.

But I have a bit of a problem.

But I inherited it.

But I know he'd be interested.

But I love that he made me think about that again.

But I think I'm disappointing him because I don't feel like it.

But I think it best you take the gentleman

But I think you should reevaluate this particular obsession.

But I think you should take this decision a little more seriously.

But I thought maybe we could sell our house.

But I want you to have the chinchilla

But I wasn't.

But I will make that effort

But I wish he were.

But I'm just a spectator.

But I'm not a junkie.

But I'm not sure that's working out. He's picky.

But I'm not sure you have a stomach for the realities.

But I'm still in my condition.

But I've never actually seen a stewardess

But I've never actually seen a stewardess

But if you refuse him,

But if you're going to call me, call me.

But it also in some way reminds me of our business.

But it complements the fact that we are returning to England.

But it doesn't mean you're not working.

But it hasn't worked abroad.

But it is a failure.

But it is going to rain.

But it makes a man out of you

But it moves around in there.

But it shows the way jai alai attendance is growing.

But it used to be dick whitman.

But it'll pass.

But it's a label on a can.

But it's got the same fingerprint as baseball, only better.

But it's just not right.

But it's my job to be outta town.

But it's my success.

But it's open.

But nothing happened

But now benton & bowles has dropped us for gravy train.

But now is the time.

But one day you'll look back on this time and smile.

But only because I think I see you as an extension of myself.

But read your history.

But rum and mexican beer in this place.

But she left to get married, so I must be some kind of good luck charm.

But she stops and she takes her dress in her hands

But somehow,

But that means more training and I just don't want him moonlighting all the time.

But that'll be another quarter

But that's that. I wrote it down.

But the norwich inn might be a little past it,

But the state of New York doesn't want anyone to get divorced.

But the truth is people may see things differently,

But then I have the luxury of that last half mile home

But then she turns her back

But then when I come to

But then you run into people.

But there should be

But there'll be no more of that.

But they can't stop it, can they?

But they do not want to hear your outrage.

But they don't always get our inflection.

But they don't really want to.

But they made a mistake.

But they wouldn't let me use the toilet.

But this

But this is

But this is about two young girls in manhattan.

But very nice.

But we didn't.

But we made it through.

But what about the moon?

But what we lost in London we gained in insects.

But when I say I want the moon,

But why?

But you do.

But you don't know me.

But you greased up the shoot and shoved him down it

But you haven't decided if they're the right one.

But you thought it was me.

But you will have someone to attend to your typing

But you'll try.

But you're a lot like my father.

But you're a prize pig. You'll make more money, pick up stock.

But you're always complaining About needing someone to whip your place into shape,

But you're gonna have to tell me your name, sweetheart.

But you're scared.

But your information isn't completely correct

But, uh, two of every three raincoats sold last year

But... may I?

By cup size?

By golly, you're prickly.

By what, that I'm paying for anything?

Bye bye, joanie.

Bye.

Cab fare on late nights, pantyhose

Caldecott farms, I'm sure you've heard,

Call his house. It's important.

Call me bill and, uh, this is my associate,

Calm down.

Calm down.

Calm yourself, we'll arrive on time.

Calories, et cetera,

Campbell soup international,

Campbell, did you tell him who this idiot's father is?

Can I get an old fashioned?

Can I speak to you a minute?

Can I speak with you for a moment?

Can they stop it?

Can we buy some dope?

Can we get any of our other accounts?

Can we go?

Can we look on Saturday?

Can you believe her?

Can you believe this?

Can you believe this?

Can you believe this?

Can you come have a drink with me?

Can you get me some coffee, please? And I need you to type this up

Can you get Mrs. D****r a glass of water?

Can you get my wife on the phone?

Can you give me a minute?

Can you make it then? Is that good for you?

Can you read these? Do you know where this stuff is?

Can't we just take everything?

Carla must have had some,

Carla said he thought he was on K.P. Duty.

Carla says she saw sally hitting it with a hammer.

Carla, this is Henry Francis.

Carla, will you show Mr. Francis out?

Carla?

Carla.

Cartwright double sided aluminum,

CBS doesn't have color.

Certainly.

Change the conversation.

Charles dickens and what not.

Chateau Fafite Rothschild'49.

Chevron oil, dunkin' donuts,

Chicken is poultry. Pig

Christ. From one John's bed to the next.

Christian leadership conference spoke at the march.

Churchill rousing or Hitler rousing?

Cindy's dad wants to take our picture.

Clients don't always know what's best.

Close the door. Have a seat.

Close your eyes.

Coffee?

Cold roast chicken or I have cold cuts.

College, med school.

Come back. You know how it is. There was nothing,

Come get me when you want to.

Come here.

Come in quick.

Come in, come in.

Come in.

Come on, Betts.

Come on, drink this.

Come on, forget your shoes.

Come on, just sing a little something.

Come on, let's go out in the yard.

Come on, let's go!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. I'll talk.

Come on. We've failed before.

Concerning the strangest things.

Confidence.

Confidentiality.

Congratulations.

Connie.

Conrad Hilton told me P.P.L. is being sold and us along with it.

Conrad Hilton told me this morning.

Cooper called me.

Cooper will definitely be put on an ice floe.

Cosgrove.

Could be easier that way.

Could have a very good effect on you.

Could neither imitate nor admire

Could you be more specific?

Could you get my wife on the phone?

Could you hold that?

Crane, are you there?

Cut it out.

Cut.

Dad alwa said it was the top of the market.

Dad was worried that everyone who's ever going to buy

Dad, we have to talk.

Daddy daddy!

Daddy seems well. He has an appetite.

Daddy, are you going to trick or treat?

Daddy, don't talk like that.

Daddy, I'm sorry. I don't know what you want.

Daddy, what are you talking about?

Daddy, William has something to say.

Daddy, you know how forgetful you are.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy?

Daddy...

Damn it, betts! This isn't right!

Damn it, Whitman, this is a cooperative.

Damn it.

Damn it. I don't want to go to another funeral.

Dancing right up to the camera.

Danny, I'd like you to meet my friend Don.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here not to fight.

Decorated for his services in Korea were not enough,

DECREE OF DIVORCE.

Derby day.