Batman - Season 1 Edit

A ah.

A bank job?

A big truck full of money.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

A bright, shining dawn over stately Wayne Manor.

A bucket of instant hardening plaster.

A bust mounted on a pedestal.

A cage constructed of utterly unbreakable

A cage constructed of utterly unbreakable

A call to Batman.

A cat burglar strike.

A cat is supposed to have nine lives.

A certain surprise.

A check in payment for the announcement

A chefs hat snatched.

A chess king.

A clue?

A clue? Who knows?

A comedians Hall of Fame.

A cork, yes.

A couple of mummies.

A criminal always makes one mistake, Molly.

A criminal maestro of a thousand ubiquitous umbrellas.

A crown proved false.

A cruise? Mere petty pilfering.

A cry for aid.

A daring escape by Blaze.

A deadly colored gas.

A deadly, colored gas is issuing.

A dish.

A dozen, a collection of 12 such as a dozen men or women.

A dynamic duo to the rescue.

A faithful Alfred tends to his daily duties.

A fake tiara for the real one.

A false top.

A fat lot of good that does is.

A female magician.

A festive reception.

A fiendish preparation designed to attack

A fine bunch of April fools we're looking.

A fitting day for nuptials, exhibits, or grand theft.

A fizz..

A fork tailed petrel and a black footed albatross

A frightened hat check girl.

A gasser.

A glass of milk..

A gold, bejeweled, miniature replica of the Queen Of Freedom.

A good likeness but a bad joke.

A good likeness.

A goodnik like that? Coming in here?

A half pint bottle of the most exquisite

A half pint bottle of the most exquisite

A hole three acres wide and 200 feet deep.

A hundred thousand smackers. That's the motive.

A hunting hat grabbed.

A joke, Batman?

A jury box.

A jury, jurors!

A keeper that'll make that Batman blow his brains out.

A kitten.

A knight takes bishop play.

A load of lead.

A loyal taxpayer stooping to criminal methods?

A member of the Joker's criminal gang!

A mobile slot machine torture van.

A monster umbrella..

A most effective search.

A most useful thing to have. When you have it.

A mushroom.

A necessity in the relentless war against crime

A neutral spot.

A new chance?

A new queen of beauty.

A pair of crooks

A patrolman had just called in.

A penguin ploy, if I've ever heard one.

A perfect set up for one of The Joker's jolly crimes.

A perfect setup and no robbery.

A perfect, lifelike spider.

A person is a piece of wood when he's a ruler.

A play without actors.

A pleasant day for an important arrival.

A plot to kidnap Dawn Robbins.

A poor...but honest magician.

A prime minister's exploding cake

A princess in distress.

A queen can be a ruler.

A rather strange little column concerning melted ice rinks

A reel of tape?

A riddle a day keeps The Riddler away.

A riddle a day keeps The Riddler away.

A scheme to trap that grinning devil.

A secret member of the gang?

A secret radio transmitter

A simple sculptor.

A sinister humoresque in mask and tights

A sneaky operation.

A souvenir of your narrow brush with crime.

A special extra bonus.

A statement from the editor of the Gotham City Times

A strange scene ensues inside Mr. Freeze's

A super instant mesmerizing device.

A switch, but not electric.

A symbol of courage and freedom to all the world.

A Tam O' Shanter. Oh, you pixie.

A trap indeed!

A trick left.

A trick magnetic padlock.

A trick umbrella.

A tricky little creature.

A Trojan mammoth. Oh.

A two week ocean cruise?

A vanishing king.

A very good year.

Aah!

About the bank money being counterfeit

About the crooks?

About the Penguin's going straight.

About? Yes. Just ask him.

Absolutely accurate... False Face.

Absolutely out of the question.

Absolutely. They must be disposed off.

According to the report on the wireless

Acid sprays and suction fans

Actually fresh fruit is much more helpful.

Actually, I like the one you're wearing very much better.

Add him to the list.

Address. 196 West, Seventh Avenue.

Afraid you're right.

After all that shrimp salads

After all, pets are a responsibility.

After Batman escapes from the Doom Trap

After him, Robin!

After I have made him the laughing stock of Gotham City.

After it ricocheted from the bandit's bulletproof vest.

After that I'll take you on a personally conducted tour

After the cowardly attack behind his back.

After the man.

Agreed?

Agreed. Uh, the second one. Read it again.

Ah ha!

Ah, Baked Alaska.

Ah, Batman, you still live.

Ah, correct.

Ah, good. Thanks. I want to read this.

Ah, in that case.

Ah, Ms. Robbins. Mr. Jay.

Ah, now, we're getting somewhere.

Ah, speaking of millionaires,

Ah, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Ah, the millionaire socialite.

Ah, well, one never knows

Ah, yes, I, uh, I would indeed, young lady.

Ah, yes.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Look at that.

Ah! This is..

Ah.

Ah..

Aha, the thirteenth hat.

Aha.

Ahem, I thought I might find you here, sir.

Ahem.

Ain't it a shame it ain't the Batman.

Alarming, indeed.

Alert the entire force.

Alfred the faithful butler responds to the hotline.

Alfred, Batman here.

Alfred, get ready to catch me. I think I'm gonna faint.

Alfred, have you a dollar bill?

Alfred, our relationship has always been

Alfred, please inform Mrs. Cooper

Alfred, pull the short circuit lever on the Bat transmitter.

Alfred, tell Mrs. Cooper that we called from Slater Sleuth..

Alfred.

Alias, Mr. Freeze.

All he said was that the museum was burglarproof.

All hooked up, chief.

All I got in my office is my hat.

All I need now... is Batman's cowl.

All masters of their craft, granted

All music is important, Dick.

All of this country's presidents hats

All ready, Catwoman.

All set on the auxiliary power channel.

All set up for the rub out?

All systems A Okay.

All those devilish rumbling noises.

All too true, Boy Wonder.

All too true.

All we can assume is that somewhere, somehow

All we do is follow the blip and we're on the trail.

All wrapped up into one sweet package.

All you do is rough up the cover

Allowing a boy Dick's age to listen to such sordid goings on.

Almost midnight.

Almost, "cat aclysmic".

Alone.

Along with Alfred the butler

Along with other famous memorabilia.

Along with their headwear.

Already had two packs today, huh?

Alright folks, listen on. Hurry, hurry.

Alright then, that's the way it'll be.

Alright, are you Batman, sunny?

Alright, batter. Be here this time. Be here, batter.

Alright, boys, our umbrellas.

Alright, Chief, you arrange for the balloon.

Alright, come back inside.

Alright, come on, Hank.

Alright, come on, Hank.

Alright, fellas. Alright fellas.

Alright, I'll contact you later, Batman.

Alright, Joker baby, fire it at me, baby. Fire it at me.

Alright, Joker. This is the one.

Alright, let's show that my Penguin line

Alright, listen

Alright, Monsieur Marbot.

Alright, Monsieur Marbot.

Alright, one more, one more. Thank you, thank you.

Alright, take off.

Alright, this is strike three!

Alright, we'll take a chance on trusting you, Blaze.

Alright, Your Majesty, thanks for your time.

Alright.

Although the Bat armor protected our car.

Always inspect a jukebox carefully.

Am I free to speak?

Am I in time?

Am I not right?

Ambergris?

Among other things

An escaping pair.

An excellent idea.

An important pawn however.

An inflatable cape. She must be an accomplice.

An inflating cape.

An innocent jukebox..

An innocent place of business..

An outstanding adversary. I haven't the slightest

And 200 feet deep?"

And a complete set of subway schedules.

And a ready answer.

And a set of..

And admiration for your great country.

And after Batman's lectures to you about honesty.

And all I ever wanted to be was

And all topped by Batman's cowl.

And also the hope that you thoroughly enjoy

And another snatch.

And applying the principles

And arrange a fatal accident.

And ask Commissioner Gordon.

And at the obsolete Water and Power Plant..

And bizarre method to flaunt a puzzle.

And black footed albatross, sir.

And Bowinkle means...Bowinkle.

And bursting ice dispensers.

And by all means, call him, you can't waste any time.

And called you on the Bat transmitter.

And can be rehabilitated..

And carrying out the due process of law.

And contact the criminal or else..

And decides to make off with the prize.

And deposit you in jail.

And descend to defeat?

And diabolically destroyed!

And discuss crime prevention.

And eatin' place in Gotham City.

And eight more people.

And emerald tiara.

And entertainment plays an important role in con tainment.

And every officer wants to know, what's the trouble?

And failed.

And fast.

And finds it very difficult to speak.

And five of youse naturally.

And for this.

And found nothing but the net he landed in.

And give us the proper amount of emission for our purposes.

And glue it back together again to form a mold.

And good luck against Disko Tech.

And good luck.

And good riddance it is.

And hastily included him.

And have O'Hara's men come pick 'em up.

And have the car parked at the corner at exactly 11, sharp.

And he might just get away with it.

And he was very pleased with it.

And he's held us up to public ridicule.

And here's where I leave.

And his eleventh juror?

And his youthful ward Dick Grayson

And his youthful ward Dick Grayson.

And his youthful ward, Dick Grayson

And how?

And I cannot breathe like you cannot now.

And I don't know whether to start with

And I make it unanimous.

And I must say

And I still haven't worked out one single crime

And I suppose it only took a second?

And I suppose, it offends

And I think Batman will end up in my hat factory after all.

And I thought, uh, I thought I discovered the decisive clue.

And I'll be killing two birds with one stone.

And I'll get it.

And I'm afraid it won't stop for the Mergenberg crown

And I'm expecting 30 people.

And I'm Robin, Batman's aid.

And if he has plans of counterfeiting

And if I can, I'll help you find False Face.

And if it were possible, in body.

And if it's games they want, they'll have 'em.

And if the Catwoman knows we are coming, she'll be ready for us.

And if you do, to catch him.

And imagine our surprise.

And in the Batcave, deep below stately Wayne Manor..

And in the Joker's workshop..

And in Wayne Manor

And in Wayne Manor

And in Wayne Manor stately residence

And inflated duplicate that I prepared

And inside this van..

And it's centrally located for False Face's nefarious plans.

And it's due at the Gotham City National Bank

And it's owner, ditto.

And just whom do you think stands before you

And keep him occupied.

And later, at the Royal Mushroom Club..

And let it go at that?

And look, one of them has been crossed out.

And made his escape under the very noses of the Dynamic Duo?

And Marbot's studio

And may I enquire, sir, exactly what are your purposes?

And maybe a fork tailed petrel.

And me.

And me.

And my job will be complete.

And my plan is foolproof, I promise you.

And no one can find Bruce Wayne.

And nobody would be able to tell true from false.

And not a shred of evidence tying it to the devilish Joker.

And not for sale.

And now His Majesty, King Boris.

And now people of Gotham City

And now there's just two of us left to share it.

And now there's just two of us left to share it.

And now, after a moment's cat's paws

And now, caped crusader

And now, even as the fearless minions of the law

And now, my anonymous nemesis

And now, my conscience stricken little crocodile

And now, we return you to our regular scheduled program

And now, we return you to our regular scheduled program

And now, you will know what it feels like to freeze to death.

And obviously, the city must pay for it.

And of course, how could our Museum Of Fame exist without

And one's a doll.

And order you to destroy the Bat transmitter.

And part of it is seeing you again.

And poor Madam Magda.

And priceless postage stamps inside.

And put him behind real bars.

And ready for the barbeque.

And remember this, once we get that other cat

And she's staying in the penthouse at the Pelican Arms.

And silk.

And size.

And snatched Aunt Harriet.

And so is confetti.

And somehow he dropped this card when he made his last catch.

And somewhere he's glad.

And speaking of crime, why'd False Face send you here?

And steals the fabulous jewel collection

And step back, Robin.

And stumble on his own pride.

And take him back to town. Blindfolded of course.

And tell airplane to zoom zoom zoom.

And tell her we'll be late for dinner.

And that divine cowl.

And that millionaire socialite Bruce Wayne was there also.

And that night, at school..

And that's all you can tell us, Your Majesty?

And that's why I'm concerned about Batman and Robin.

And The Boy Wonder's too.

And the caped crusader out of the way.

And the Caped Crusader's advanced technology.

And the chef.

And the clipping?

And the coast will be clear.

And the doll was tempted.

And the dummies of the conniving jury that convicted me

And the fabulous jewel collection is ours.

And the fire chief from the convention hall.

And the flailing knives

And the following day

And the goodest ending I can think of is yours.

And the judge should give them a stiff sentence.

And the jurors, Madam Magda, the chef, the fire chief

And the manager of a silver shop.

And the night people are ready to call it a day.

And the other is at the Gotham City Exposition.

And the Penguin was bugged.

And the recovery of both cats.

And The Riddler?

And The Riddler?

And the television audience.

And then a beauty queen..

And then pull off the biggest extortion caper

And then Robin got it, in the arm.

And then rushing out with hardly any explanation.

And then turn right around ice up a street and..

And then, the fire chief's hat was gone?

And then..

And there goes the chef.

And they'll catch you, False Face.

And they're being stored at the Last Longer Warehouse.

And think of the consequences if False Face would place

And this for shrinking and sizing hat bodies.

And this, a felt shredder.

And this...this freezing chamber contraption

And those two cats are only a small part

And to get it back, you must die.

And today, my dear rodents

And use the 12th hat to trap him once and for all.

And very soon, they maybe even hotter.

And wait till I give you the signal.

And we agreed that if I won, he'd do some studying.

And we are doing our best to rehabilitate.

And we believe this is just the first of the planned robbery.

And we expect to add False Face himself

And we have to make an appearance to snare that devil.

And we switch on the Bat o meter.

And we'll fly our separate ways.

And we're ready to begin our attack, right?

And welcome to "What's My Crime."

And what about Octave Marbot himself?

And what did he mean, when he said

And what is False Face been forging?

And what is this?

And what plans do you have for me, Batman?

And what will those tricks be, chief?

And when he does..

And when they do..

And where they're located.

And where would Batman be?

And why shouldn't it?

And woke up moaning, "I vant to be a lawn."

And yet there was no holdup, right?

And you are one of the two men who've made this possible.

And you have no idea where you were at?

And you have so little left.

And you men haven't turned up a single clue.

And, uh, back here..

And..

Another $100,000 I get for..

Another deft escape by that master of disguise and deceit.

Another dish.

Another glorious sun drenched day in Gotham City.

Another telecast.

Answer, several cotton rat.

Answer, two.

Answers tomorrow night!

Answers, tomorrow.

Any large contingent of police officers

Any luck with that fabric?

Any luck, Chief O'Hara?

Any reason to think you'll do better this time?

Any thoughts, Batman?

Any trace of what the crook was wearing?

Any volunteers, men?

Any young girl might follow the wrong impulse.

Anyone else think they can make any sense out of it?

Anyone think he's smart enough to net the Penguin?

Anyway, Mr. Bowinkle..

Apple seed!

Apprehended?

Are about to come up under the Moldavian Pavilion

Are going to be partners in plunder.

Are holing up with King Boris.

Are on the roof of Wayne Manor..

Are the Caped Crusaders heading into a cul de sac?

Are we set to greet our two pigeons?

Are you all assembled?

Are you alright?

Are you alright?

Are you listening out there, Fatman and Boy Blunder? Ha ha.

Are you sure Batman won't get in our way?

Are you sure you haven't gone stir crazy?

Are your masks in place, panel?

Argh.

Armored for defense.

Arranged for it all.

Arriving in Gotham City.

As a duly deputized agent of the law...I order you to surrender.

As a matter of fact, perhaps too hot.

As a matter of fact, yes.

As a sort of repayment for all the havoc he wreaked

As bank director, if he made a false statement

As Batman realized when he set out on his crusade

As Commissioner Douglas knows

As I guessed, another Batman trap.

As I suspected.

As I told you, Eivol, I'd guessed your scheme.

As I was telling you

As licensed bonded guard

As protector of our city, I cannot allow you

As resident lady magician.

As she handed me the check in payment

As soon as I've completed the most fantastic

As sure as a fingerprint.

As the Clown Prince of Crime, I decline.

As the director of the first national bank of Gotham City.

As the prisoner of the masked master of criminal concealment

As the sands of time run out for the Boy Wonder..

As the shape and shadow of a huge bat.

As to how I should pull it off.

As usual, vain boasting has been this criminal's undoing.

As you doubtless know, every wrong answer

As your gorgeous brown eyes, my little Mousey.

Ascend to the roof, Chief O'Hara, turn on the Bat signal.

Assault and battery, disturbing the peace.

Assuming he doesn't want all the ice.

Astonishing! Right again.

Astounding.

Astronomy is more than mere fun, Dick.

At 2809 West 20th street.

At exactly 8:37.

At great risk, she gave us the clues to False Face's next move.

At last..

At least as well as one can be

At least, that's what I told Madam Magda.

At my uncle's house. That should put her at ease.

At once, with pleasure.

At precisely 6 o'clock the built in timer

At Sleighter's Slew.

At that great scratching post in the sky.

At the Gotham City World's Fair.

At the mayor's office. Uh, he wants action, fast.

At the millinery shop.

At the moment, merely an honest citizen.

At the signal the time will be precisely 11:56.

At the signal, the time will be precisely 5:20.

At this rate, no hat in Gotham City

At your communications center when I arrived.

Atomic batteries to power.

Atomic batteries to power.

Atomic batteries to power.

Attaway, baby. Attaway.

Aunt Harriet has just one hour.

Aunt Harriet's fine now.

Automatic radio link.

Aw, gee, Aunt Harriet, I wanna hear about The Joker.

Aw, gee, it was nothin', Batman.

Aww.

Ba a a!

Babette. People call me Babette.

Back at stately Wayne Manor..

Back everyone. Back!

Back in the front hall of Stately Wayne Manor..

Back to it's broadcasting source.

Back to the bat brella.

Back to the Batcave.

Back to the cooler, Dr. Shivel.

Back to town..

Back, back!

Back, Batman. Back.

Back! Everybody, back at the bar.

Baffling to the dynamic duo.

Bait for the mousetrap.

Bait, Ms. Stonewin.

Baked Alaska!

Ball game, indeed.

Bam! A feint at the jewelry store.

Bam.

Bank. Jefferson and 12th.

Barrage of umbrellas onto Gotham City.

Bartender, a bit of advice.

Bash.

Bashed by the BMT?

Bat gas.

Bat phone, sir.

Bat rope, Bat arang, explosives

Bat scope a okay, Dog George.

Batman and Robin are about to undergo a treatment

Batman and Robin are about to undergo a treatment

Batman and Robin are alive. Repeat, are alive.

Batman and Robin done in

Batman and Robin must go.

Batman and Robin on guard.

Batman and Robin perplexed.

Batman and Robin played it right into my hands.

Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder.

Batman and Robin to die?

Batman and Robin, the dashing diamonds of derring do.

Batman and Robin, this way please.

Batman and Robin, why it isn't often

Batman and Robin.

Batman and Robin.

Batman and Robin. Ace crime fighters.

Batman and Robin. This is an unexpected pleasure.

Batman and the Boy Wonder make plans for their meeting

Batman and the Penguin partners in plunder?

Batman captured me.

Batman fell for my clues.

Batman got 'em.

Batman got them!

Batman has been outwitted

Batman has picked our crime, next he'll tell us how to do it.

Batman into our trap.

Batman is gradually recovering

Batman leapt into the fray..

Batman never lends himself to commercial enterprises.

Batman said, "Tell Robin to carry on."

Batman sets the doll trap.

Batman used his head.

Batman was trapped.

Batman will be here in a minute and you'll be sorry.

Batman will find him.

Batman, are you alright?

Batman, forgive me.

Batman, I'm having trouble..

Batman, it's been fun,

Batman, it's Blaze in the Batmobile.

Batman, listen. Don't look so blue.

Batman, look, in the gutter.

Batman, look. Mr. Freeze.

Batman, nimbly reverses the polarity on his communicator..

Batman, the Bat o meter is functioning perfectly.

Batman, watch out. Those mummies!

Batman, you.. You're truly good.

Batman, your Bat phone is buzzing.

Batman!

Batman!

Batman! Batman!

Batman! Help!

Batman! Robin!

Batman! The cold!

Batman! Up! Up, up!

Batman! What the devil!

Batman.

Batman.

Batman.

Batman. Look.

Batman..

Batman..

Batman's a redoubtably fine crime fighter.

Batman's cowl?

Batman's funeral dirge begins.

Batman's in the dressing room with Boy Wonder.

Batman's right. It could be a clue.

Batman's right. That has some meaning.

Batman's zero hour. Watch for the green light.

Be careful.

Be it a peasant or a king.

Be on the lookout for a woman in an orange dress.

Be prepared tomorrow.

Be sure to strap them down good.

Beast is stuffed exclusively with used postage stamps

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!

Beautiful, beautiful. Beautiful!

Because Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson

Because I didn't wanna be noticed.

Because I knew she was one of the gang.

Because I now have a wager you must accept.

Because of your rehabilitation fund

Because the Bruce Wayne rehabilitation fund

Because they both carry a torch.

Because tonight you are the mice and I am the cat.

Because we need Batman to show us how to escape

Because, you little fool

Before he springs another sinister scheme.

Before it's too late.

Before releasing a felon, I assign him to a special cell

Before setting out tonight, I equipped my utility belt

Before we get to the next victim

Before you beat Batman, Mr. Freeze.

Before you get inside you will demonstrate.

Beg pardon, Boy Wonder?

Begging you pardon, sir. Not true.

Begging your pardon, Master Dick. But ah..

Begging your pardon, Mr. Ambassador

Begging your pardon, sir

Begging your pardon, sir. It's the Bat phone.

Beginning of every end and the end of every race?"

Behind that phony spider web.

Behold, Eivol Ekdal's

Being a stranger to Gotham City

Benz,

Benz,

Besides I need both of you here, my fine feathered finks.

Besides, she really didn't leave them behind.

Best. Best! Best!

Better activate the anti theft device, Robin.

Better known as the Mad Hatter.

Better put them in the lead shielding compartment.

Better still, Let's investigate this lair.

Better use the Bat armor. Let's go!

Better warn the bystanders.

Better! Like real cool, ma'am..

Beyond the dreams of avarice.

Bird?

Birds in every bush.

Bishop.

Blaze ordered the radio announcement?

Blaze, my trusted assistant..

Blaze, we've deduced False Face's intent

Blaze.

Blaze.

Blaze. She's as elusive as a flickering flame.

Bless you, Batman.

Blow cold.

Blow hot!

Bonnie, send in Warden Crichton, will you?

Both cats at one time.

Both right in this place, right now.

Bowinkle? It's just a family name.

Boy Wonder could hand it out to me.

Boy Wonder, you've done it again.

Boy, I wonder what my end's gonna be?

Boy! How I'd like to top him with a punch line.

Boys, we are about to double dizzy Batman and Robin

Brace yourself for a shock. It's the Penguin.

Brace yourself for a shock. It's the Penguin.

Brilliantly done, Batman.

Brinks, the bars.

Bruce Wayne, I'm surprised at you.

Bruce.

Built into that spider?

Built into the handle of the bat brella.

Bull's eye.

Bumpy.

But a bull elephant couldn't break these bonds.

But a hat's a hat.

But all good things must come to an end.

But also

But an education to have the three most illustrious

But as a layman, it makes sense to me.

But as a message. Yes.

But as we have seen before

But back to business.

But before I start you spinning

But believe me, Bruce,

But can they reach him?

But does this pattern look familiar to you.

But don't get too confident.

But for the effect of a mild anesthetic.