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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) Soundboard

Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) Soundboard

Bridget Jones's Diary is a beloved romantic comedy film released in 2001, adapted from the bestselling novel of the same name written by Helen Fielding. Directed by Sharon Maguire, the movie quickly became a worldwide sensation, capturing the hearts of audiences with its relatable protagonist, hilarious moments, and heartfelt storyline.

The film follows the life of Bridget Jones, a 30-something single woman living in London, who begins writing a diary as a means to evaluate and improve her life. Renée Zellweger portrays the iconic role of Bridget Jones, delivering a brilliant performance that earned her numerous accolades and cemented her as one of Hollywood's leading actresses. Zellweger perfectly embodies the quirky and endearing nature of the character, portraying her trials and tribulations with both humor and vulnerability.

Colin Firth stars as the enigmatic and aloof Mark Darcy, Bridget's handsome love interest, who initially clashes with her but eventually forms an undeniable connection. Firth's portrayal of Darcy perfectly captures the brooding charm and irresistible nature of the character, making him an instant heartthrob for audiences.

Bridget's other love interest, the charming and flirtatious Daniel Cleaver, is played by Hugh Grant. Grant's stellar performance adds an extra layer of complexity and excitement to the love triangle, making it difficult for Bridget to choose between the two men. Grant's undeniable charisma and chemistry with Zellweger make for lively and entertaining scenes throughout the film.

The supporting cast includes Gemma Jones as Bridget's mother, Jim Broadbent as her father, and Shirley Henderson as her best friend, providing a delightful ensemble that adds depth and humor to the story. Together, the cast brings Bridget Jones's Diary to life, creating a movie experience that is both entertaining and impactful.

The film's witty dialogue, relatable characters, and humorous situations have resonated with audiences for two decades, making it a timeless classic. Bridget Jones's Diary explores themes of self-discovery, love, and the struggles of navigating adulthood, making it relatable to viewers of all ages.

As the title suggests, the movie is based on Bridget's diary entries, allowing audiences an intimate look into her thoughts, hopes, and insecurities. The diary format adds a unique element to the film, making it feel more personal and relatable to viewers.

If you want to experience the magic of Bridget Jones's Diary, you can watch and download this beloved film from various online platforms, allowing you to enjoy the charming performances and delightful storyline whenever and wherever you like. So grab some popcorn, settle in, and get ready to be captivated by the charming and lovable Bridget Jones.

A toast to her, my... my wonderful wife Geraldine.
Afternoon, Bridget.
Ah, yes, of course.
Ah. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Ahh.
Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no mountain high enough
All right.
ALL: To Geraldine
And beat him to a pulp, quite rightly.
And fasten them together...
And had various local radio bits for..
And I told him not to give any interviews.
And I'll call round, and we'll have dinner later, OK?
And keep New Year's resolutions.
And left him broken hearted, he said.
And then go straight into the interview.
And then interview Chief Fireman Bevan.
And thinking what a fucking idiot I've been.
And we are on fire.
And, um..
And, well, I don't think they'll mind...
Apparently, it's the highest rated show on the channel.
ARETHA FRANKLIN SINGING: ♪ R E S P E C T ♪
ARTFUL DODGER SINGING: ♪ I don't think so ♪
ARTFUL DODGER SINGING: ♪ I feel fantastic, bombastic ♪
Bridge.
Bridge...
Bridget Jones... already a legend
Bridget works in publishing..
BRIDGET: Ah.
BRIDGET: L ladies and...
BRIDGET: Oh, holy Jesus.
BRIDGET: Tom... Eighties pop icon
BRIDGET: Unfortunately, he just happens to be my boss..
But I was so stupid that I didn't mean what I meant
But the thing is, um...
But...
CHAKA KHAN SINGING: ♪ I'm every woman ♪
Climb back up
Come outside
Could I have your attention for a moment, please?
Crikey.
DAD: She's even taking Jaundice Julian...
DANIEL: Hang on. Hang on.
DANIEL: If walking past office...
DANIEL: It was a brilliant..
DANIEL: No.
DANIEL: Oh, piss and bollocks.
DANIEL: Well, I don't think it's bad
DANIEL: Well, listen, don't leave on my behalf
Daniel's boss who stares freely at my breasts...
DIANA ROSS SINGING: ♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪
Didn't you telephone Colin and Bridget?
Double shit.
Emotional fuckwits, or perverts
Every year, she tries to fix me up..
Excellent
Excellent.
Fight!
FITZHERBERT: If you've got a moment...
From Handel's "Messiah"..
Fuck me. Uhh!
Geoffrey.
Get back up those stairs, young lady.
Given my chance again, I'm not sure I'd have any.
Go?
Good plan.
Ha! A likely tale
Ha. Huh.
Happy birthday to you
Happy New Year, Brenda.
Has been the result of five years of struggle...
He said that you ran off with his fiancée...
He's always made us proud...
Hello!
HOST: Hello and welcome to "Sit Up, Britain
I can hold my drink.
I can’t live
I couldn't give a fuck, Jones.
I didn't mean it.
I give up. I give up.
I got to go back to town. A meeting's come up.
I have two choices...
I just..
I missed you a lot.
I need you. Without you, twenty years from now...
I should've done this years ago
I think I'm gonna have to take you out to dinner now..
I thought I might ask if...
I want you pointing a hose.
I'm going to give you something to bite on
I'm so sorry
I'm sorry to inform you..
I'm stuck! Oh!
I'm thinking fireman's helmet.
I've got to work on some figures.
If I can't make it with you...
If I say that someday this remarkably clever girl...
In fact..
In the firm of Abbott and Abbott in New York
Incidentally...
It does actually remind me of something.
It was all just going so fast..
Jesus. Fuck.
JUDE: Am I co dependent?
JULIE LONDON SINGING: ♪ Fly me to the moon ♪
Just full sex.
Keep me from you
Lara and..
Lies in the deposition they made on August 30th.
Listen, Daniel...
Look, are you and Cosmo in this together?
Lots of prospects for a person who...
Lots of very high quality magazines...
MAN: It's a fight!
MAN: Thank you so much. Thank you.
MAN: What?
Mark
MARK: This is Bridget Jones. Bridget, this is Natasha.
Mark?
Mm hmm.
Mmm. And they want me to start straightaway.
Mmm. Eat up
Mr. Fitzherbert.
MUM: Darling! Geoffrey!
NATASHA: Jeremy’s had the most brilliant idea.
Night, night.
No, ain't no valley low enough
No, it was the other way around.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No. You'll have to fill me in.
Nobody's ever asked me that question.
Not really, no.
Notice what?
Now, what are you going to put on?
Obviously will lose twenty pounds.
Of just how much trouble the company's in
Oh
Oh, bugger, bugger!
Oh, fuck me, I love Keats
Oh, God, I'm sorry
Oh, God, yeah, I know, I know.
Oh, God.
Oh, I...
Oh, OK
Oh, yes, they fucking do.
Oh! Mind the over spray. Sorry
Oh...
OK, we're out of time. We're out of time.
On you in thirty seconds.
Over Bridget's non existent skirt
Ow, ain't no valley low enough
PRETENDERS SINGING: ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
Publicity.
RICHARD: We have live fire station feeds...
Right
Right. What should I do?
Right. Yeah
ROBBIE WILLIAMS SINGING: ♪ Have you met Miss Jones? ♪
Say it again, ain't no river wide enough
She's only just had her ovaries done
Shh. Bad man. [Both laugh]
Skirt is demonstrably neither sick nor absent
So how are you?
Sorry.
Stop talking total nonsense to strangers
Stop!
Surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment
Television?
Tell them they can stick fucking Leavis...
Thank you so much.
The thing is..
The thing is...
The water's lovely!
Then retired because he found that one record...
There are so many unmarried women in their thirties..
There are stupid things your mum buys you.
This
Though perhaps ever so slightly less elegant under pressure.
To all the intelligent things you've said.
To Mark and his Natasha
To skirt
To the pursuit of truth.
TOM: Oh, yes!
Trying hard to fight off a vision...
UNA: Oh, dear. Didn't Geoffrey call you?
Under a misapprehension
VAN MORRISON SINGING: ♪ Keep me satisfied ♪
We'll see how we go.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen
Well, apart from the one...
Well, don't worry. I'm sure they've come to see you...
Well, I've realized that I've become deeply committed...
Well, you’ve only just met her. She flew in yesterday.
Well..
What a shame you couldn't bring your boyfriend, Bridget.
What do you think of the El Nino phenomenon?
What on earth are you wearing?
What?
What's his name? David? Darren?
Whenever I see that skimpy little skirt on TV...
While you go home, have a long hot bath..
Who spends most of her time...
Whose side are we on?
Will avoid all non P.C. overtones in future.
With Lara and me...
With no clothes on, remember?
WOMAN: Ahem
Yes. Yes, I think that's fair
You and your mother could be sisters
You know me. I'm...
You once said that you liked me just as I am..
You used to be mad about me
You were four, and I was eight
Your Lewisham fire report, by the way.
Do you have eggs? Yes.
Is she pissed? What?
No fucking room anyway. No.
SHAZZER: Ohh. Oh, you love it
"The Greatest Book of Our Time"...
["Peter Gunn" playing]
[All gasp]
[Barking]
[Bridget laughs]
[Ding]
[Disco music playing]
[Doorbell buzzes]
[Laughs weakly]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs] Oh
[Laughter]
[Mild applause]
[New song begins]
[Pam laughs]
[Sighs]
[Snaps fingers] MARK: Right
[Tape rips] Ohh!
[Telephone rings]
[Turns off sound]
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪
♪ Ain't no river wide enough ♪
♪ Ain't no valley low enough ♪
♪ All by myself ♪
♪ All by myself ♪
♪ And all at once ♪
♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪
♪ Couldn't see ♪
♪ Do you know I got it? ♪
♪ Don't wanna live... ♪
♪ Emotionally dumb founded ♪
♪ Every girl from A to Z ♪
♪ I can hear ♪
♪ I never had your heart ♪
♪ It's all in me ♪
♪ It's all in me ♪
♪ It's raining men ♪
♪ Miss Jones and I ♪
♪ Mmm ♪
♪ Now I've met Miss Jones ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ Oh, ho ♪
♪ Ohh ♪
♪ Out of reach ♪
♪ Put fire inside of you ♪
♪ Say it again ♪
♪ She was just Miss Jones ♪
♪ So far ♪
♪ The best is yet to come ♪
♪ Waitin' for you ♪
♪ Was I ever loved by you? ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Ain't no valley low enough ♪
♪ And making' love was just for fun ♪
♪ Find out what it means to me ♪
♪ I can be the most right now ♪
♪ Miss Jones and I ♪
♪ Oh, ho ♪
♪ Someone exactly like you ♪
♪ There's no shame in sharin' love ♪
♪ Till we're done ♪
♪ To keep me from you ♪

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