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Dr. Ken - Season 2

Dr. Ken - Season 2

Dr. Ken - Season 2 is a hilarious and heartwarming television show that aired from 2016 to 2017. Starring the brilliant Ken Jeong in the titular role, this sitcom will have you in stitches with its clever writing and incredibly talented cast.

With a keen blend of comedy and poignant moments, Dr. Ken follows the life of Dr. Ken Park, a brilliant physician who is also terribly inept when it comes to social skills. Each episode explores Ken's struggles to balance his challenging medical career with his chaotic personal life, creating a perfect recipe for comedic mishaps and heartwarming moments.

Leading the cast is the multi-talented Ken Jeong, known for his roles in movies like "The Hangover" series and "Crazy Rich Asians." Jeong brings his unique brand of humor and charm to the character of Dr. Ken, making him both endearing and hilariously awkward. His comedic timing is impeccable, and he effortlessly delivers awkward punchlines that will have you bursting with laughter.

Playing alongside Ken Jeong is Suzy Nakamura, who portrays Dr. Ken's no-nonsense wife, Allison. Nakamura's portrayal of Allison brings a grounding presence to the show, often playing the straight man to Ken's comedic antics. Their on-screen chemistry is palpable, creating a couple that you can't help but root for.

The talented cast doesn't stop there. Dr. Ken's colleagues at the Welltopia Medical Group include the talented Jonathan Slavin as Clark, an eccentric nurse with a heart of gold, and Albert Tsai as Dave, the sharp-witted teenage son of Dr. Ken and Allison. These characters add depth and humor to the show, complementing Ken's unique personality with their own quirks and idiosyncrasies.

As the series progresses into its second season, the writing only gets sharper and the characters grow more lovable. Dr. Ken's relationship with his daughter, Molly (played by Krista Marie Yu), is explored further, showcasing the challenges of parenting a teenager and the importance of family bonds. Each episode delves into relatable scenarios, like navigating embarrassing social situations or dealing with difficult patients, all while maintaining a lighthearted and humorous tone.

The success of Dr. Ken can be attributed to its ability to balance comedy with genuine heart. It tackles serious issues like cultural identity, family dynamics, and everyday challenges with sensitivity and authenticity. While the show is undoubtedly hilarious, it also offers insightful moments that will resonate with viewers on a deeper level.

If you're looking to experience the laughter and heartwarming moments of Dr. Ken - Season 2, you're in luck! You can easily find and stream the episodes on various streaming platforms. Additionally, you can download these sounds and watch the show at your convenience. Whether you're watching it alone, with friends, or as a family, Dr. Ken - Season 2 is sure to provide endless laughter and entertainment.

So, gather your loved ones, grab some popcorn, and get ready to embark on a hilarious journey with the Park family. Dr. Ken - Season 2 promises to deliver side-splitting laughs, relatable characters, and heartwarming moments that will leave you wanting more. Don't miss out on this wonderful television show - it's the perfect cure for a dreary day and a surefire way to lighten your mood. Enjoy the hilarity and joy that Dr. Ken - Season 2 has to offer, and let the laughter roll!

A "welcome to the family" handshake.
A And try to smile.
A bald, handsome monster.
A baller with brains?
A big, old, crooked jigsaw puzzle
A blanket with two holes.
A bunch of folding chairs for his concerts.
A couple of days ago, I posted a picture
A Doctor Without Borders to Guatemala.
A festive fruit bouquet.
A fire extinguisher.
A fire extinguisher.
A ghost story on Halloween? Groundbreaking.
A human baby catalogue model who grows up to be a nudist.
A human baby who's a catalogue model?
A job that makes a difference,
A kid trepreneur!
A Korean soap opera.
A letter of recommendation?
A link to my website where you can watch my performance.
A little bit, we did.
A little healthy separation sometimes.
A little help?
A little less impressive, like maybe my wife.
A little more pertinent like Welltopia's
A little privacies?
A little.
A long time ago, there was a boy named Hyun
A massage?
A message that couldn't be any clearer.
A portal to Korean hell.
A rag. You're wearing a rag!
A recommendation to Stanford.
A silk blouse, and a chartreuse belt
A strike would shut this whole place down.
A typical day in an HMO as seen through the eyes of a doctor...
A very good man who respects my judgment.
A water ghost who uses her long arms
A way of getting what he wanted.
A wonderfully bright young woman,
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Allison!
Aah! I hate you!
Aah! She got in the house?!
Aah! She's still here?
Abdominal pain plus depression like symptoms.
About all the problems I have with you.
About Allison's work woes,
About becoming a doctor,
About excess calcium in somebody's blood!
About how they're finding new uses for statins?"
About keeping things professional in the workplace.
About making it work with you.
About one little visit with my parents.
About our personal life, okay?
About the possibility of us working together,
About the two guys who stole a calendar?
About this change of plans.
About what? That was so much fun!
About you being asked to bomb... I mean host.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
According to my A.P. psychology textbook,
Acetaminophen overdose.
Actual text.
Actually doing anything.
Actually, Dad, Jae's an artist.
Actually, he can. He's been cleared.
Actually, I do have one party related job for you.
Actually, I just need you to sign this DMV form
Actually, I take that back.
Actually, I was just passing through.
Actually, I've never diagnosed it.
Actually, it was my idea.
Actually, my profile's better here.
Actually, that doesn't really...
Actually, they could use help down there if any of you...
Add to that everything I have to do around here.
Adumbrates a good SAT score.
Afraid they wouldn't like him,
After her SAT setback,
After I said drinks go on the right?
After school, we go to barbershop.
After three weeks?
After working a double shift in our understaffed E.R.
After you, Professor.
Again, some of us are still in uniform.
Ah choo!
Ah, and your face is looking better.
Ah, any excuse to bring him up.
Ah, come here.
Ah, give me a second.
Ah, great.
Ah, I love watching the Sharks crush the dreams
Ah, I'm just gonna see what comes up.
Ah, if only our scientists could build a machine
Ah, it's as much my fault as yours.
Ah, it's just a little one. Come on.
Ah, never mind. I'll think of something else.
Ah, pure silence.
Ah, right.
Ah, shrimp, son?
Ah, thanks, Clark.
Ah, that's amazing.
Ah, well, slap my knee and call me Kathy. Me, too.
Ah, yeah. We're taking care of it.
Ah, yes. Play the strong, silent type.
Ah, young Park. This is my friend Curt.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! It's still up there!
Ah! Tell him Scottsdale.
Ah! This place is a mess.
Ah?
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah. Ah, that's not so bad.
Ah. Damona, I'm sorry.
Ah. Hey.
Ah. Mrs... Pae?
Ah. Respect.
Ah. Sit down, Ken. I'll deal you in.
Ah. That checks out medically.
Ah.You may be right.
Ahh, I really thought the whole school spirit act
Ahh, I wonder who they got to host the banquet.
Ahh.
Ahh. Mim oh so close.
Ahh. Pay attention, you two.
Aimless, more loved in another era,
Alba just asked me to stop yelling at that apple vendor
All because I wanted to wear something nice to work for once.
All but one of those things seem really hard.
All his tests came back negative.
All I did was suggest an experimental
All I really want for Christmas is for my mommy and daddy
All non medical personnel must wear scrubs."
All of your basic everyday medications.
All right, all right.
All right, and as my first act of friendship,
All right, Dave, let's go, buddy.
All right, have a seat
All right, I'll keep you po... oh, she already hung up.
All right, Ken, you're gonna have to give me an exam.
All right, pal, move it along.
All right, people, let's come back to this tomorrow, all right?
All right, there's no Cheryl.
All right, you caught me.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. CAT scans.
All right. Give one to Lori.
All right. Let's go, Dad.
All right. Remind him I'm his boss.
All right. Well, it's definitely hives,
All right. You know what?
All the way around your other wrist?
All the way down to the zucchini muffin
All the way into the Management Training Program?
All they had was each other and that's what got them through.
All you can do is accept it.
All your problems stay outside the door.
Allison and fun in the same sentence.
Allison is very thin skinned.
Allison made us do it!
Allison,
Allison, I don't know what you're saying right now,
Allison, I promise I will never dote on you again.
Allison, I was building it up.
Allison, no, it's not their turn.
Allison, our marriage is in trouble!
Allison, Pat Hein here.
Allison, you have a walk in. You want to take her?
Allison, you in?
Allison's Jerk Chicken 'n Meditation Hut.
Almost forgot.
Already covered.
Already did. He's on the way.
Already remembered my birthday.
Also works here as a psychiatrist?
Also, she wanted to apologize to you.
Although he's a little more business casual
Although if you can get hold of a slice of pizza,
Although if you can get hold of a slice of pizza,
Although you are a big presence at Welltopia,
Although, he wasn't wrong.
Although, historically, you and I have spent
Although, I'm divorced,
Although, if you should happen into his grandpa's barbershop
Always eavesdropping.
Always have,
Am I actually gonna be negotiating
Am I in his lap?
Am I Legolas from "Lord of the Rings"
Am I right?
Am I right? Am I right?
Am I sending it too early?
Ambitious, beautiful,
Among other findings.
Amy. Molly, move.
An amazing boyfriend,
An E.R. nurse who became a patient
An easy cry, a fussy eater,
An educational one that saves many lives.
An emperor once used this, you know.
An idiot.
An increase in pay and bonuses,
An old stone well.
And a bunch of times since then
And a comedian, Allison. Oh, man.
And a glass three quarters filled with death water.
And a more reasonable nurse to patient ratio.
And a really good one. You should see his stuff.
And a whole battery of tests to rule it out.
And about his other family.
And all of the dedicated nurses that take care of them,
And allows me to bring home sweets for my sweetie.
And already it's helping his symptoms.
And always with one eye on the old college application.
And as the club motto goes,
And be Janelle Monae.
And because of you,
And become an employee.
And believe in him no matter what.
And brought them up to Hugh Jackman level.
And by that, I mean she totally did,
And Cheryl... oh, Cheryl... Cheryl is...
And clever, and it is hopeless.
And collapsed and died right there on the court.
And Damona will be happy to handle your appointments.
And Dave loves it, too.
And Dave will be my elf.
And Dave's are just about how great he is.
And Dave's easily getting straight A's,
And Dave's starting middle school.
And did you tell her the truth?
And do you know how many people
And do you know what she fixed her face to say to me?
And do you know what she said to me?
And doesn't think about it afterwards.
And don't come back!
And don't ignore the card! It applies!
And ever since they raised my office rent,
And every other noteworthy documentary
And find him in the middle of...
And for that reason, I'm out.
And for you, ma'am?
And for you?
And found someone so much better?
And friend.
And get at him.
And get this... he is a dish soaker.
And go hit Hometown Buffet?
And got his daughter a plum internship"?
And guess who got elected.
And having her here would just be... so brutal.
And he and Grandma are both fine.
And he can't do the "Achy Breaky Heart" on crutches.
And he kept thinking I was playing hardball.
And he lo...
And he saved Thanksgiving,
And he should like you.
And he told me on our first date,
And he wandered right into a cemetery.
And he was very thirsty.
And he's gonna make a full recovery.
And he's just a teensy bit curious
And he's never had an issue.
And he's pre med at UCLA...
And head back to the Park Tank?
And help salvage burned up finger foods?
And here I was,
And his eye was doing that twitching thing, so he means business.
And hit automatic alert.
And hopefully one day,
And how are the legs so... short on you?
And how does that make you feel?
And I am so sorry that charred octopus
And I appreciate you.
And I bet he makes it to school without incident.
And I can assure you the front line is anything but mundane.
And I can't have Blotches here making me look bad.
And I cozy up in denial
And I did.
And I didn't have half
And I didn't tell you 'cause I didn't know how you'd feel.
And I do mean forever.
And I don't know if I'm going to be able
And I don't know where this is going,
And I double checked with Molly.
And I ended up all the way homeless
And I gave up the practice I built
And I got a muffin 'cause I'm a monster.
And I halfway ran away
And I have a lot of projects in the works.
And I have a real job in the meantime.
And I have a real job in the meantime.
And I have the temperament of a colicky baby.
And I haven't heard from him since.
And I just want to say from the bottom of my heart,
And I keep telling her, "No, no, no, no, no, no."
And I know I can because you always make me better,
And I know there's this guy, Christophe,
And I know what you need...
And I likes what I see.
And I noticed the length of his fingers,
And I quit.
And I realize I could use that to my advantage.
And I saved it.
And I saved you $12,000 in deductions.
And I say, "Long live The Hot Legs Duvet!"
And I see the mailman delivering our mail...
And I sneak off to my office for a nap.
And I spot that beautiful girl across the restaurant.
And I think I like her, so could you just play along?
And I told you I am coming and that my sister is a chore.
And I turned out amazing.
And I wandered into a shelter.
And I want you to be there for them and for me.
And I want you to know how much I appreciate that.
And I wasn't there for her.
And I wouldn't trade it for anything.
And I'd always be in your shadow.
And I'll actually be able to enjoy the banquet for once.
And I'll always be here to support you.
And I'll always be here to support you.
And I'll buy you a beer?
And I'll have no further part in it!
And I'll present her to Connor at the party.
And I'll see you back in a week to treat your split sides.
And I'm a partner here at Welltopia.
And I'm gonna do my solo.
And I'm gonna join him.
And I'm gonna leave it at that.
And I'm gonna prove I'm right.
And I'm in charge of the plus ones.
And I'm needy,
And I'm never gonna be the one
And I'm not going to lie to you,
And I'm not raising Molly that way, either.
And I'm not sure I'm ready to let it go
And I'm really grateful to you for this, Clark.
And I'm really sorry.
And I'm sorry I wasn't more gracious
And I'm sorry. I...
And I'm stuck with a fake girlfriend
And I'm supposed to believe barn owls are magical?
And I'm... I'm sorry, Megan.
And I've got nothing to learn from him.
And I've got the keys to everybody's office.
And if it's a disaster, it'll stay with him forever.
And if it's for the best...
And if my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
And if you don't get that,
And in retrospect, it was probably too much.
And in the meanwhile, why not do it with us...
And in your version, Dave is Dumbo.
And instead of being honest with you about it,
And irritable and all over the place.
And is being followed up with appropriate treatment
And is wondering if I could take a look at him.
And it brought her back to life.
And it escalated and he moved out
And it hit me...
And it is our own Dr. Park.
And it is so stressful.
And it should be important to you.
And it snowballed into...
And it turns out they're playing at Agave Springs Casino tonight.
And it turns out we are not good at it.
And it was a disaster.
And it was Thanksgiving in Cooperstown,
And it wasn't good for him.
And it's a good way to challenge Dave.
And it's an actual consult, not sex.
And it's great exposure for Welltopia.
And it's important for him to recognize
And it's more prominent than this morning
And it's time for a new challenge.
And it's too late to cancel.
And its surrounding blood vessels,
And just yell at some water... then we'll have plenty of ice.
And keep the pesky IRS off my back.
And Ken had a strong reaction.
And Ken is a... good dad.
And Ken's replacement if all goes well.
And leave the house without me.
And less desperate man's comedy.
And less of the rubber faced clowning that is your trademark.
And let her get derailed by Asian Banksy?
And let's face it, it's like she found a way to date her dad,
And Linda's gonna be okay with you leaving?
And made a game show buzzer at me,
And made the effort to see us.
And major exports... in Spanish.
And mix some Korbel with a little SunnyD.
And my dad?
And my nice jeans.
And no pressure, but our grandfathers are outside
And nobody has ever laughed.
And Norma Rae over here wants to shut the whole place down.
And not a problem between you and me?
And not even a one on one, like with Ellen.
And not just book club funny... HMO banquet funny.
And not just dots!
And not just for the one thing.
And not just me... everyone.
And nothing... nothing is more important to me
And now I have 29 minutes.
And now I must serve her forever.
And now it just feels like too much time has passed.
And now she's playing golf again.
And now wants everyone in costumes so she can show off.
And of course, every one of them
And offensive.
And on the floor of the ambulance.
And on top of that...
And our date only just ended moments ago.
And our roles flow in reverse, you know?
And overhearing Mom and Dad talk about it
And paid for them to live out their days
And pick up some In Touch's while you're at it.
And playing basketball could result in cardiac arrest.
And pledged to do better.
And real dinner plans.
And recommend a treatment protocol if necessary.
And risk having a fight? No, no.
And said he'd stop when he was dead.
And say, "Congratulations, it isn't easy stealing a job
And scotch, was it?
And secretly get some intel...
And see what our baby would look like.
And she didn't like it.
And she had her struggles
And she is a whole mixed bag of 'em.
And she never got credit for it.
And she told me that she never loved me.
And she took a cab to the wrong address in Canoga Park.
And she would not bite.
And she's the reason we have perfect basil.
And ship him off to Happyville.
And show Virginia there really is a Santa Claus!
And silly me, I defended you.
And smile all the time.
And so, Hyun wandered,
And some of us have it.
And some... Oh, my God, is that a pinecone?
And sometimes that just means me missing the backstory
And sometimes that's the same day.
And split my pants on a crowded boardwalk.
And still throw a kickass party.
And studies I've seen back me up.
And take me back?
And tell him how out of line he was.
And tell me how many fish you see.
And tell them they're not sheep?
And thank you.
And thanks for inviting me.
And that closure felt great.
And that hope helped me
And that is a nightmare
And that meal gave me hope.
And that was before my legendary performance
And that's fun.
And that's the moment he learned not to act like a man
And that's the problem
And that's the score you show them.
And that's why I love you.
And that's why I love you.
And the banquet's in a few hours.
And the biography of Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
And the crumble was surprisingly heavy.
And the Event Committee still hasn't called
And the guy who cancelled it.
And the heritage thing, honey.
And the irony of that is that the harder I try,
And the legal department just e mailed me.
And the mail strike is over, thank God.
And the next day, but medically speaking,
And the not timely washing of them.
And the problem's been solved.
And the truth is, I really only care
And then at a certain point, you're gonna go home, and...
And then had three days of, you know, bubble guts.
And then he walked out,
And then I walked.
And then I'm gonna shove your smug face in it.
And then if the drunk guy we had bet on was able
And then it's been all nerds on deck.
And then no.
And then release them.
And then sleep in your clothes.
And then somebody else says, "Banana," and you just...
And then the irony is,
And then told the cops he was late to deliver a baby.
And there's no more Internet,
And they also say, "Happy Opposite Day!"
And they called it "Refreshing!"
And they didn't care that I was gay.
And they had a daughter and a son
And they halfway kicked me out
And they have strict rules for this sort of thing.
And they invited me to come on the show!
And they really want us to drive up this year.
And this has never come up before?
And this is a mural I did for a friend of mine
And this is you, um, dropping out?
And this isn't just any breakup.
And those are clearly high roads!
And try and keep a top coat on for more than three days, okay?
And try to bat me around like some sort of cat toy!
And two seconds later, he starts screaming.
And until you get your own nurse,
And Virginia doesn't trust Uber.
And watch the Lakers game tonight?
And we accept each other for who we are.
And we all saw it!
And we are a fantastic team,
And we get to spend it together.
And we were not on it.
And we'll be right back with "American Health..."
And we'll be right back with "American Healthcare."
And we'll have access to my office
And we've been seeing each other for a couple weeks now.
And went to live with that... that Realtor.
And what consistency your peanut butter is.
And what is the capital of Peru?
And what's your name again?
And whatever doctor cleared you didn't know to look for it.
And when a case gets remotely interesting,
And when it comes to my family, you're all about you.
And when she comes in here for her insulin management,
And when she feels pressured into doing something,
And when you're done with that,
And while I'm on my apology tour,
And while you don't have all the qualities
And while you're at it, check the buffet!
And who can blame them?
And who knows the capital of Argentina?
And who knows? They might love his idea.
And why am I in a sailor suit?!
And won't tell anyone why.
And wondered what he should do next.
And yet, you turn down the perfect opportunity
And you didn't like it.
And you don't come across many Dave Parks.
And you don't say anything?
And you guys can ignore what I'm saying,
And you guys have homeroom together.
And you know that thing where somebody says, "Banana,"
And you know what selfish Allison wanted?
And you named her Cheryl?
And you need to break up her!
And you never would have let me date someone
And you opened my eyes.
And you seem like a wonderful person.
And you seem like you're in high spirits.
And you should have listened!
And you think I'm gonna stand by
And you were like,
And you were marshalling the troops.
And you, kid, you're dead to me.
And you'd be on record admitting fault.
And you'll find yourself again.
And you're gonna do great.
And you're his friend, too?
And you're Molly and Dave's favorite grandparent.
And you're not disappointed
And you've got studies?
And your body's nice and warm but your legs get too hot?
And your happiness is all that matters to me, Molly.
And your imminent mugging and... your situation.
And your parents are right, too.
And, as promised, a letter of recommendation
And, despite what our grocery list clearly states,
And, I mean, fortunately, the patient's in stable condition,
And, let's face it, a good 80% of the parenting.
And, more importantly, for your friendship.
And, most importantly, with me?
And, uh, happy belated birthday.
And, uh, this is especially wonderful
And, uh...
And, um...
And, well, we do have an opening
And, you know, jerky and stuff, you know?
And, you know, we still have the house to ourselves.
And, you know, you're pretty set in your ways.
And... action.
And... and I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
And... and my hammies are on fire.
And... oh, and... here.
And... oh.
And... open!
Answer what?
Any boyfriend of Damona's is a...
Any minute now.
Any unusual stressors in his life?
Anybody with a mouth.
Anyhoo, good news about you and Damona
Anyone have any ideas?
Anything you want to tell me about Dave's conference today?
Anyway, bro, good luck at the championship game Friday.
Anyway, here's Dr. Ken Parks!
Anyway, I decided to go lives over laughs
Anyway, I do have some news.
Anyway, I met the most amazing woman over the weekend...
Anyway, I think he's the one.
Anyway, I'm thinking of trying it before work tomorrow.
Anyway, in a shallow part of the lake,
Anyway, my dad and I got into a thing
Anyway, since we all will be on camera,
Anyway, there they were at the well.
Anyway, to this day, whenever I hear "Black Water,"
Anyway, you better clear up that situation
Anyway...
Anywhere else, and I might have to reach for it,
Anywho, Pooh Bear is at lunch.
AP Bio?
Apology accepted.
Apology not accepted.
Apparently, the zoo has been relocated to my bottom.
Are generous enough to endow our psychiatric wing,
Are going to get to see him on TV?
Are just making it up as you go,
Are my patients and their needs.
Are there ghosts up here?
Are there Reese's Pieces on this?
Are these my issues,
Are things ever...
Are we about to get another update on the Lions?
Are we done here?
Are we having people over on Thanksgiving?
Are you actually suggesting
Are you alone?
Are you an Errol Morris fan?
Are you asking me?
Are you feeling effervescent today?
Are you feeling okay?
Are you fighting with me?
Are you gonna go secretly eat that in the men's room?
Are you happy being a doctor?
Are you hooking up with Pat?
Are you inside the Diamonds' house?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding? This is gonna be great.
Are you looking for neighbor girl?
Are you making coffee?
Are you okay with this?
Are you okay, honey?
Are you planting a tree?
Are you quoting Connor?
Are you ready to get started?
Are you scared?
Are you Sia? Sia's grandmother?
Are you stepping on my screen time?
Are you sure it was the smiling that didn't go over well,
Are you sure you want the tuna?
Are you sure you're a Park?
Are you sympathizing with her or mocking her?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Are you trying to hide something on your computer?
Are your grandparents still together?
Aren't those the cutouts
Aren't you his nurse?
Aren't you only two weeks into that psychology class?
As a doctor, he's legally beyond reproach.
As a documentarian.
As a Jamaican restaurant. Hey, wait a second.
As a man who was married 50 years.
As a med student, dude! As a med student!
As a parent, I refuse to allow...
As just someone who knows you, I would say,
As someone who's tried to push you beyond the basics,
As to why you always cry at car washes, but...
As to why you wanted a letter of recommendation
As we say in the library, "Shh."
Ask anyone. I killed.
Ask her.
Asked me to emcee is... I made them.
At first, the basketball team played around cones,
At least get the degree, then decide to go be an artist.
At least keep up with basic ornithology.
At our wedding, he gave me
At some kind of time portal mirror.
At the homeless shelter downtown,
At the Korean barber.
At the legendary Laugh Factory.
At the tech startup in Silicon Valley?
At this moment or in general?
At work, anytime something personal comes up,
Attaboy, Dad.
Auto texts. What a terrific idea.
Aw, I feel awful.
Aw, man.
Aw, man.
Aw, sick! That's perfect!
Aw, thanks for asking.
Aw, thanks for keeping us safe, Papa.
Aw, what are you talking about?
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw. Sad and mournful?
Aww, looks like you got a little toner on your look.
Aww, thanks.
Aww, you see how she cares for me.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww. Thanks for lying.
Aww. Thanks, Dave.
Aye, Captain. Good to be here.
Baby, I am so happy for you.
Baby, thank you so much for bringing me breakfast.
Baby, that is so sweet.
Back in Korea, I was gruff and serious.
Back middle!
Back to the salt mines.
Bad advice. Did not go over well.
Bad news... our mail got shredded by birds.
Bad. We didn't come all the way down here
Ball goes up, ball comes down.
Bam! Sweater.
Bananas.
Bananas.
Based entirely on looks.
Based on what?
Based on your long history of not handling things.
Be scared, little man.
Bear in mind they will want to speak
Became the most powerful ruler of his time.
Because
Because he loves the phrase "poetic justice."
Because he would've been too scared.
Because he's already blazing the college trail she'll be on.
Because here at Welltopia,
Because I am not a savage.
Because I love him!
Because I was afraid to be single again.
Because I'm so jolly.
Because I'm your parent.
Because in seventh grade, you can take robotics,
Because Mom is here to witness my gift to you.
Because of me?
Because of some... silly rash?
Because of your cookies, to be clear.
Because she fell asleep at the wheel
Because the cost isn't just some patient.
Because the only thing sweeter than pineapple
Because the scariest gwishin of all was approaching.
Because they've both been soaking in the sink
Because this is over.
Because this is over.
Because this is so unsatisfying.
Because Thursday nights, Allison and I have...
Because Waze and I are in a fight.
Because what matters to me most
Because you dance like a drunk ox.
Because you're going to be awarded
Because you're wholly dependent upon me for your livelihood.
Because your grandfather accidentally opens up
Because, just like you,
Because...
Because... well, it always is.
Before it was sent to the urologist for review.
Before the banquet tomorrow night,
Before you jump to any conclusions,
Being a kid...
Being Megan is the worst.
Ben and Allison are my two favorite Parks.
Besides, let's not kid ourselves.
Besides, let's not kid ourselves.
Besides, the real question is...
Besides, this place is terrible...
Best enjoyed by drunk people in New Orleans.
Best friends forever.
Better be a pretty damn good meal.
Better him than me. Thank you, Papa.
Between him and a deviled egg?
Between the two of us,
Big deal. You can sing a hook.
Big difference.
Bigger eruption, little more pizzazz.
Bless you, Grandpa.
Blood pressure medication, cholesterol medication,
Book club funny?
Boom.
Boot cut is out.
Borat as a surgeon... Nurse, my knife.
Both finding other people.
Both sets?
Both.
Bowl full of jelly?
Boy, I am so tired.
Boy, I got to tell you, my instincts are saying yes.
Boy, someone's in a chatty mood.
Boyfriend of mine.
Boys should be popular, girls best not popular.
Brayden, Jayden, Bryson, the other Brayden.
Bring Eric, assuming he likes fun.
Broken legs are sad.
Brought your raincoat so you wouldn't have to wait in line.
Brutal as in epic. Sick!
Bunch of random numbers and letters.
Bup, bup!
Busted.
But a good comedian goes the extra mile.
But a lot of times, he felt like an outsider.
But after today's cluster munch...
But all this is...
But all's well that ends well.
But Allison and I got married young,
But apparently the Lions are doing well.
But are you Stanford caliber fun?
But at least with her... I knew who I was.
But babe, you have to know
But back in high school, she sang with her church choir.
But be discreet.
But being challenged is important.
But being replaced in that video showed me how brutal
But bring a slice of pizza just in case.
But by then, he was too late.
But Clark and Damona aren't available for some reason.
But Dave is so excited.
But does anyone care what I want?
But don't worry. I'll break her.
But even still, you're entitled to a night off.
But every now and then, you get that reminder
But every time I find a moment of peace,
But first you need to see an allergist
But for the worthy...
But fun. Which spa?
But gets rid of it when reaching maturity?
But Grandpa said I...
But have you even once bothered to ask
But he accidently brought it to Damona.
But he didn't even make dots!
But he didn't give up.
But he does make a nice breakfast.
But he gets to see me in it.
But he has a good one.
But he has a secret weapon.
But he hasn't texted me since... nothing,
But he needs to ask before he just does things.
But he surprised me. He put big boy pants on.
But he thinks I never do it, so you can delete that one.
But he wanted to do his own thing.
But he was my patient.
But he'll do.
But he's just... he's so sensitive.
But he's sad about not seeing her, and I just...
But he's so into her.
But honestly, we should really consider o...
But how are we gonna pull this off?
But Hyun knew the answer, right?
But I actually set up an appointment reminder program,
But I already know Allison.
But I can be small... and petty.
But I couldn't go through with it.
But I couldn't have done it without you.
But I didn't forbid it, which is why she's still speaking to me.
But I didn't hear him complaining.
But I didn't.
But I do know that I'm happy right now.
But I don't even count that one because, you know, who cares?
But I don't know, I guess I was just having too much fun.
But I don't mosey.
But I found myself wanting something deeper with Damona.
But I get no support from... Ugh.
But I guess rough is what breakups are, right?
But I had to follow my heart,
But I had to get up like five times to change the channel,
But I have a good feeling.
But I have a new dream.
But I I want to hear about you.
But I just found out I'm gonna be on "Shark Tank."
But I like it to be clear who everyone is.
But I listened to the whole thing.
But I never thought...
But I promise I'll take care of everything.
But I realize I have to trust
But I rhymed.
But I think we can improve on it.
But I think we need
But I thought this is what you wanted.
But I was so busy picturing us hiking.
But I work for a giant corporation,
But I... I'm afraid we could end up like my parents.
But I'd love to make it up you,
But I'll gladly lose a silly competition
But I'm a doctor first.
But I'm actually not so sure. Whoa, whoa.
But I'm glad I was.
But I'm gonna have to look at every...
But I'm not making her a snack.
But I'm not some doctor who makes a mistake
But I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
But I'm pretty sure I disagree.
But I'm stuck.
But I'm the one who set you up.
But I've also worked hard to build my own practice,
But I've made some inroads with the library staff.
But if I grew up in a free for all,
But if she thinks it's just a fun night out, she will.
But if you accept the dead mouse
But in my defense, I was looking forward
But in order to treat those patients, we need...
But in the meantime,
But instead it shined a light on how boring my job is.
But instead, she got a new boyfriend.
But is so lonely he'll settle for a friend.
But it doesn't matter.
But it is.
But it's also a big change for me.
But it's company policy.
But it's gonna be a fun road trip.
But it's important to acknowledge
But it's the only kind of garbage gig Pat can get.
But it's too big a risk.
But just because you're in a good place with lasagna
But just type in 2 4 6 8 and it'll turn off.
But Ken gets to be the crazy one, so I have to be.
But Ken's a doctor.
But let's just enjoy the moment.
But Lex, Harley, and Carol, they did not sign up for this.
But like, super flattered you couldn't tell.
But maybe that would change if you became
But maybe we limit his minutes and watch him closely.
But most of us opted not to dress for a damn rodeo!
But mostly the rash thing.
But my exam did not reveal any physical issues.
But my résumé is weak.
But no one is going to think you're underage.
But no one's ever questioned my judgment as a doctor.
But no promises. Got to pick my battles.
But nobody must have been curious about I was staring at.
But not a lot of people feel the same about my personality.
But not an acceptable dinner, kids.
But not unlike my ex wife on our honeymoon,
But not with you, huh?
But now he says it's too baby ish.
But occasionally, I do business as Pancho Vermont.
But Pat won't budge on our demands.
But please, no more noogies.
But really, he's just Belgian.
But she likes him,
But she'll take 'em again. It'll be fine.
But some have six, and some are gourd less!
But some relationships aren't healthy,
But still... feeding time.
But thanks to you guys, I'll be okay.
But that doesn't make it okay that we walk into the house
But that doesn't mean you have to go home.
But that shouldn't stop us from letting Dave take risks.
But that was really mature of you.
But that'll take months.
But that's nitpicky.
But that's obviously a defense mechanism.
But that's obviously a defense mechanism.
But that's why we're gonna help him get through this.
But the big mystery is, will they or won't they?
But the bottom line is, nobody wants a strike.
But the cave lady side felt threatened.
But the other students don't.
But the patient's allergic to aspirin.
But the problem is, I just got my hair cut.
But the thing is, my stapler is in the ideal position
But then again, he thinks he's funny,
But then don't whine every time you feel ashamed
But then he went to his room and wet them.
But then I married Ken and..
But then I realized what's better than killing?
But then radiology got hacked,
But then they canceled the season
But then why does he lose his clothes?
But then why haven't I heard from you?
But there are more children.
But there was nothing on WebMD to back him up.
But there's some lady sitting behind the desk
But these are more recent.
But they are!
But they never could.
But this doesn't seem right.
But this is about Molly.
But this is middle school,
But this is the right thing to do.
But this isn't an ankle sprain. This is life or death.
But to suggest she is responsible for my condition
But until then...
But we also would like to explore the role
But we did have a blowout in the lobby over some toothpicks.
But we haven't been up to Santa Barbara
But we live on the edge of a haunted forest.
But we need to talk.
But we thought why upset you
But we were maybe scared to tell you.
But we've already implemented a system
But we've graduated 400 generals and military leaders.
But Wendi grew up in the same house,
But what about working
But what are you gonna do with just one person?
But what do you say we shut down the sex grotto?
But what happens if Dave loses that feather?
But when he gets here, he can't function without you,
But when I was 17,
But when I was little, on Thanksgiving,
But when it happens over Christmas,
But why didn't you say anything?
But why should I shell out for Asian Doogie Howser?
But you always discouraged me
But you can't ignore this.
But you didn't like it.
But you do a lot of weird things,
But you do not mess with taekwondo champion
But you guys aren't really setting
But you know what they say...
But you know who wasn't?
But you know, I took 'em again and did better,
But you need to trust us to figure out how to do that
But you never reciprocate.
But you no showed.
But you said you graduated in three years.
But you watch... he'll be your rock.
But you're getting it.
But you're just getting your life started.
But you're making me uncomfortable,
But you're not a normal beer drinker.
But you're part of the Welltopia team now.
But you're wasting your time, K Pop.
But you've got a good head on your shoulders.
But your mom helped me realize it was a good thing
But your mom is doing great.
But, Don, we've got nachos coming.
But, for now, you quitting is the idea to beat.
But, in the future,
But, just so you know, not everyone does
But, man, is he an exceptional dancer."
But, Simon, you got to try!
But, thank God, no. Please sit down.
But, uh... it's too scary for children.
But, um, nobody punts a patient back to Dr. Park.
But, yeah, I've seen him.
But, you know, during baseball season.
But, you know, I think I could get there.
But, you know, this party can't be a factor
But... but you've been together for like...
But... but... I I mean, your parents,
But... you are in luck.
By a really cool party trick?
By Dr. Yee.
By letting the townspeople dance.
By now, Hyun was deep into the woods
By running over a sloth.
By the medium you happen to work in.
By the way, I am the bearer of sad tidings.
By the way, the capital of Argentina is Buenos Aires.
By the way, when did everyone start reading Nurses First?
By wanting to take our fling to the next level,
Bye bye!
Bye, Dave. Be well.
Bye, Mom and Dad.
Bye. Mwah.
Bye. So nice to meet you.
Calcium carbonate.
Call Allison Park.
Call Allison Park.
Call back to discuss, and have a brutal day.
Call me after and let me know how it went.
Call me the second you get to the Diamonds'.
Call me.
Call Mr. Hubert. I want to apologize.
Call the Korean translator.
Called "American Healthcare," and they want to film
Calling me at home, accusing me of making a mistake.
Calling Miss Flanagan a glorified babysitter
Can brave the harsh Connecticut winters."
Can I ask you a question?
Can I get you a fresh one?
Can I help you?
Can I pack an overnight bag?
Can I take over her room?
Can I... have a hug?
Can our way include
Can we join you, or are you in like a
Can we just start the game?
Can you believe her impudence?
Can you believe that?
Can you find the security footage?
Can you get me a cup?
Can you get to it?
Can you imagine?
Can you rescue a fish in Tarzana?
Can you say that in a way that is age appropriate?
Can you throw a party worthy of Google co founder
Can you turn it down?
Can't help but affect what we've had going
Can't keep anything down.
Can't let you go...
Carol just can't shut up about it.
Caught a shark.
Charting together. Double meaning.
Check it out. Just got my SAT scores.
Check out my new cordless coffee grinder.
Check this out, little man.
Check this out.
Check your voicemail!
Check!
Checked for thyroid and anemia... also normal.
Cheers.
Cheesecake Factory.
Chello?
Cheryl.
Chipotle.
Choo ah.
Chul can't make it tonight. We need a fourth.
Circus mouse give Dumbo feather
Clarinet.
Clark will help with patients.
Clark, congratulations.
Clark, I did like it.
Clark, I feel I can confide in you
Clark, I got to be honest.
Clark, I need your ID.
Clark, organize the bar.
Clark, what the...?
Clark, what's your favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Clark, you know what?
Clark, you're a grown man. She's a teenager.
Clark.
Clark..
Class of 1795.
Classic Korean riddle. Get onboard.
Classic Young Mi.
Clear.
Clear.
Clever.
Close... I'm Sia later.
Code blue, fifth floor waiting room. Code blue.
Code blue.
College, med school, partner here at Welltopia.
Come back around 9:00 with a big bag of ice.
Come back in two weeks, and I promise
Come get me when it's 10 after.
Come here for a second. I need your opinion.
Come here, little man!
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on, Em.
Come on, girl!
Come on, Ken.
Come on, Mom.
Come on, people. Let's get it together!
Come on, Teach... teach!
Come on, you can't tell me you're happy about this!
Come on! Don't you think Dave should be challenged more?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. It's Mama Bear.
Come on. We're all medical professionals
Come what may.
Comedy, medicine... where can I do the most good?
Comedy?
Community college? Let's hope she never needs it.
Congrats on all the talking.
Congrats, Jae.
Congratulations! You're already accepted.
Connor and I are living together.
Connor, go buy us a big bag of ice.
Connor's Christmas gift.
Connor's mom's plane landed two hours ago,
Consider it done.
Constantly interrupted by your hot legs?
Copy that. Reset. Back to one.
Could be stress urticaria.
Could I just ask you about the "Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm" sound?
Could you hold up your right hand?
Could've split the difference.
Crap! We have to turn around.
Crazy. You're crazy, man.
Creamy peanut butter is a rip off!
Creamy peanut butter!
Crisis? No. I don't have crisis.
Cuban!
Cuddling on the couch after an argument?
Curt said he'd meet me here, to which I quipped,
Curt, this is Stanford University applicant
Dad doesn't have time.
Dad made sandwiches.
Dad, am I ever really okay?
Dad, can I just say one thing?
Dad, enough about us. Let's talk about you.
Dad, I feel like jazz might not be your thing.
Dad, I will give you $1,000 not to play tonight.
Dad, I'll always be all those things.
Dad, I'm tearing up.
Dad, that's not gonna happen to me.
Dad, this is...
Dad, those views that you're talking about shaped my life.
Dad, um, can we talk about this?
Dad, what are you doing?
Dad, what were you thinking?
Dad, you're in.
Dad!
Dad! I was gonna! Now it's gonna seem forced.
Dad! We're gonna be late for Korean school.
Dad! You won't let Danny play?
Dad?
Dad...
Dad... I'm scared.
Daddy's drinking because the story makes him nervous,
Dahlias. My favorite.
Damn it!
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it. I knew I should've gone first.
Damn it. I needed him to see me.
Damn it. You beat me again.
Damn, I feel bad for the chump who has to follow her.
Damn!
Damn!
Damn! What the hell is wrong with your face?!
Damn.
Damn. She's good.
Damona and I are... are just friends now
Damona will handle them. "Happy" is a whole nother thing.
Damona, can I close out these windows?
Damona, do you want to join us?
Damona, forget Yellowstone, Glacier, and Yosemit ay.
Damona, I said "Chyah!"
Damona, I'm available to see him at 2:00.
Damona, it's a medical workplace.
Damona, Pat, Eric, can you go to the kitchen
Damona, you believe me, don't you?
Damona, you need to handle this.
Damona?
Damona.
Damona.
Danny Willis can't play!
Danny Willis, basketball phenom...
Danny, can you reach your fingers
Danny. You can't play tonight.
Dave kicked Emily to the curb.
Dave know this stuff already.
Dave prefers to think of her as "deliberate" and "unwavering."
Dave should be in seventh grade.
Dave speaks good Korean.
Dave will get married in it, too.
Dave, do you think when I'm old,
Dave, do your breathing exercises.
Dave, don't worry about it.
Dave, I'm so proud of you.
Dave, if you miss Emily,
Dave, the mail is here.
Dave, wait.
Dave, when you find the right one,
Dave, you do not have to...
Dave, you need haircut?
Dave, you think you can work some elfen magic
Dave, you want a snack?
Dave, you're gonna crush this.
Dave!
Dave! How was the jazz festival?
Dave?
Dave?
Dave?
Dave?
Dave?
Dave.
Dave. Why don't you go upstairs?
Dave's going to be on "Shark Tank"!
Dave's parent/teacher conference.
Dave's really excited for this.
Dave's so bright and engaged.
Dead? Yep.
Dear... dear Damona.
Death water?
Defibrillators.
Definitely not.
Delete.
Depends. Sometimes she takes a break to eat.
Desperate to figure a way out.
Devoted.
Diabetic, mother of two.
Did it ever.
Did it work?
Did not see that coming.
Did you come to retrieve the knife you left in my back?
Did you go to Stanford University
Did you guys know about this?
Did you just call me Welltopia's fifth best doctor?
Did you park in your spot today?
Did you reinvent yourself?
Did you say something?
Did you see any of it? How did I do?
Did you wine me?
Didn't stop you last year.
Dig a little... what er?
Dish, girl!
Ditch that soggy sandwich.
Do a lot of patients miss their appointments?
Do anything special for lunch today?
Do I have bananas at home?
Do the laugh, Grandpa.
Do they look happy?
Do you have any idea how rigid you can be?
Do you need a minute?
Do you realize how hard core Korean you sound right now?
Do you remember our school pledge?
Do you think I'll be asked to speak?
Do you think it tastes even better because it's forbidden?
Do you think it's a sign that I should wait?
Do you think you could maybe write me
Do you think you guys could set it up for me?
Do you want to come to my house
Do you, uh, refer a lot of your patients to specialists?
Do you?
Do you?
Doc, I hear you,
Doctor, pre med.
Doctor.
Does he even know who Santa Claus is?
Does something usually "come up" on Thanksgiving?
Does Squash Perkins blow a stanky oboe?
Does this guy have an off switch?
Does this hurt?
Does this suit make me look fat?
Does Wolfpack pride mean nothing to you?
Does your dad have to leave his socks hanging on the couch?
Doesn't make it any less true.
Doesn't matter... once the elephant has confidence,
Doesn't mean you want to eat it every night.
Doing this documentary was a bad idea.
Don't ask me to help you find books.
Don't be silly.
Don't do it.
Don't do what?
Don't encourage her. You want to get rid of her.
Don't get me wrong. I I love him,
Don't give up, okay?
Don't I deserve the same respect?
Don't let that be your legacy.
Don't listen to him, honey.
Don't make the same mistake I did.
Don't need to.
Don't nerd this up.
Don't talk back to your dad.
Don't talk so much.
Don't tell anyone.
Don't wait until it's too late.
Don't worry about Dave.
Don't worry about trying to top what he gets you.
Don't worry.
Don't worry. Chul will be back next week.
Don't worry. I will help you.
Don't you even!
Don't you ever apologize for candy on a sandwich.
Don't you have something in your past
Don't you have something in your past
Don't you trust that we've given him
Don't you worry.
Don't... don't... don't worry.
Dot the T's and cross the I's, am I right?
Dr. Allison Park!
Dr. Ken, a patient collapsed in the waiting room.
Dr. Mendlove is on call. Let him take care of it.
Dr. Park always behaves as if he's on...
Dr. Park, can you say "over there"?
Dr. Park, could I have a consult with you outside?
Dr. Park, could you sign this?
Dr. Park, did you study the material
Dr. Park, do you have a sec?
Dr. Park, go in the back corner.
Dr. Park, it seems you neither speak nor understand any Korean.
Dr. Park, maybe we should take this somewhere private.
Dr. Park, your next patient is ready.
Dr. Park?
Dr. Park.
Dr. Park. What are you doing here?
Drink responsibly means your responsible
Drugs, not hugs.
Dude!
Due to budgetary constraints,
E Excuse me?
E mail backlog, NPR, we already covered it, yawn.
Each one of these guys gets a solo?
Each tablescape is supposed to have three gourds.
Easy, Tiger.
Effective immediately, you are my new food cop.
Eh, It's a Korean thing. He used to set me up.
Eh, probably pulled some hack out of the crowd.
Ehh, it's a pretty straightforward case.
Either way, coming in.
Either way, you need to be there for her.
Either your relationship has to change,
Emily and I are doomed.
Emily, can you forgive a self involved oaf
Emily, I know it's not your thing,
Emily, why don't you join Dave on the couch?
Emily? She likes me.
EMTs are on their way.
Enough negativity.
Enough of your rules, Allison.
Equipment manager Brodie or mascot Brodie?
Eric and I are going up to Santa Barbara.
Eric, I don't work hard all day
Especially...
Evan Mendlove.
Even if that means getting beaten up by Jayden over there.
Even if that thing is a strike.
Even if you're trying to help, Park men aren't always
Even medical school, come to think of it.
Even Pat scared up a friend.
Even still. Do me a favor.
Even the other ghosts are afraid of this one?
Even though I'm nervous about it,
Even though it would make her life easier?
Even when you know it's over,
Even worse, he made off with our remote.
Ever have any similar reactions to shellfish?
Every morning, Hyun's mother would walk him to school.
Every relationship has issues.
Every relationship is different, and if this works for them...
Every Saturday morning, and it was sheer torture!
Every time she hears that song,
Every time.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Everybody says she's so funny. She's no Amy Poehler.
Everybody?
Everyone else gets to freak out and be selfish,
Everyone here makes a difference,
Everyone in the alley would pay my father a dollar.
Everyone needs to be at their best
Everyone, I'd like you to meet Erin, our newest intern.
Everyone's gonna hate me. I'm gonna be an outcast.
Everyone's gonna mistake your face for the prime rib.
Everyone's gonna mistake your face for the prime rib.
Everything is technically optional, Eric.
Everything just felt so overwhelming.
Everything you thought it would be?
Everything!
Everything's always come so easy for me.
Everything's gotten so stressful.
Exactly. He'll be fine.
Exactly. That's my point.
Excellent.
Except Grandpa refuses to wear the belly.
Except instead of a dead mouse,
Except Social Security running out,
Except that Allison's mustache
Except they're not expendable.
Except, you know, more in her league.
Excu... 'scuse me, 'scuse me? What you call me?
Excuse me, Dr. Park.
Excuse me, ma'am, you can't sleep in he...
Excuse me! Hey!
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Hi.
Excuse me. Mr. Hubert?
Eyes here.
Favorite regional Spanish cuisine.
Feel better?
Feel free.
Fewer questions, the better.
Figure out which ones I can write off.
Figured out what I'm gonna open with tonight.
Final answer.
Finally, I had to agree to start watching "Stranger Things."
Finally.
Finally.
Find Mr. Hubert.
Find out why he's not making dots.
Find the nearest liquor store.
Find your honesty refreshing,
Fine, but I just have to text my dad to make sure it's okay.
Fine, but if my fingers get numb, that's on you, girl.
Fine, but no shortcuts and don't talk to strangers.
Fine, I'll hold.
Fine!
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine. Don't take the class.
Fine. I guess I am jealous of Erin, okay?
Fine. I won't tell anyone.
Fine. I'll be your wingboy.
Fine. You don't believe me?
Fine. You got me.
First I'm infertile, and now this?
First of all, hi.
First time I took the SATs, I tanked it.
First, there's no need to panic.
Fly Connor's mom out for Christmas.
Focus on your breathing. This is a safe space.
Focus, Simon.
Fools!
For a school with a 100% acceptance rate.
For all of us to have a nice Thanksgiving together
For being honest with me, but I'm fine.
For eating hot dogs,
For figuring out what was wrong with me
For helping finish all of it.
For him?
For lazy American kids.
For me and Cheryl, would you?
For me to efficiently staple my paperwork.
For me, this is a nowhere near o.
For months.
For my afternoon crudité.
For not knowing Korean.
For some dating pointers.
For someone charged with knowing his whereabouts.
For the confusion earlier.
For the last day and a half!
For the last three months.
For us to have a family adventure, just the four of us.
For Westbrook High, because you gonna play in that game, son.
For what I want to do.
For yelling at the ref.
For your... constructive criticism.
For, you know, saving my life.
Forget it. I will see you after the banquet.
Forget it. You're not a comedy person.
Former U.S. Ambassador to Azerbaijan.
Fortune favors the bold. Let's do it.
Four.
Four.
Freakin' amazing.
Friends, the goal of meditation is to clear our minds.
Frittata.
From a more deserving candidate."
From all the bouncy bouncy.
From drinking out of an unreliable source?
From engaging in rigorous physical activity.
From having just one little sip of it.
From his ex girlfriend.
From patients whose lives I've touched over the years.
From the distance, he heard a sound.
From The Learning Network.
From those stupid blankets we saw?
From trying too hard to be popular.
From what Grandpa told Dad, it is for the best,
Fun? Lazy American kids always want fun.
Funemployed boyfriend alert.
Funny. You never gave me hives.
Game? Oh, I see. H How about hide and seek?
Garden center of the Home Depot?
Gary needs me.
Gary, I told you if it gets like that, call me.
Geez, don't get your burlap panties in a bunch.
Geez, you really are a witch.
Geez. What did Pat offer you?
Gentlemen.
Get High Paying Job in Tech Sector?"
Get it, Dave!
Get it, Ken's dad!
Get it? 'Cause you're mine, too.
Get out of there, Hyun! You're just a boy!
Get with it, Grandma.
Get with the program. Aah!
Girl, please. It's not the first time.
Girl, thank you for bringing this coffee back into my life!
Girl, you are...
Girl, you are...
Girlfriend? Since when?
Girls, bye.
Give me your stapler.
Given my situation and where I am in my life.
Given to me by my grandfather.
Glad you came by.
Glad you could join us.
Glendale Freeway, ya?
Go away!"
Go back and fix things with my family.
Go buy ice.
Go get 'em, guys.
Go, Dad!
Go, Dave.
Go!
God, this is hopeless.
Going back again will raise suspicion.
Gonna get your Zen on.
Good afternoon, Welltopia board members.
Good at bocce ball.
Good crowd.
Good crowd.
Good for you, Dad. We can explore our heritage together.
Good idea. Go buy dirt.
Good job.
Good luck with that.
Good luck.
Good luck. It's in there pretty deep.
Good luck. Let's go.
Good morning, two Parks most likely
Good news, bad news.
Good news... the postal strike is over.
Good point, Papa.
Good stuff, buddy.
Good times.
Good to see you, man.
Good!
Good.
Good. Good. I'm gonna see him right now.
Got him!
Got into Duke, became a doctor,
Got it?
Got ointment, got better,
Gotta manage the hype, yo.
Gourds!
Grandchild of divorce.
Grandma and Grandpa Park have gotten divorced.
Grandpa doesn't get to decide.
Grandpa, I don't think you get it.
Grandpa, read the room.
Grandpa, your magic feather worked!
Grandpa! Perfect.
Grandpa. No.
Great job, Mommy!
Great job.
Great save.
Great stuff, buddy.
Great, do a show about her, then
Great, now I got to pee.
Great, then odd, then fun.
Great, then what do we do about it?
Great! A person.
Great! Just wanted to make sure.
Great.
Great. I'd love to.
Great. I'm glad you're getting out there, but, uh...
Great. I'm on it.
Great. Now go upstairs...
Great. Now we're never gonna get there.
Great. What part of me are you gonna eat?
Great. You're home.
Grew apart? What does that even mean?
Grocery shopping for me.
Grown apart.
Guess I can't un hear that.
Guess I have no beef with Dave.
Guess I'll just take my ball and go home.
Guess we're past that.
Gumiho, was it?
Guys are here. We need ice and scotch.
Guys, are you ready for this news?
Guys, as you may remember from our fight in the Virgin Islands,
Guys, help me! I can't find my magic pen!
Guys, please!
Guys, the Welltopia banquet is this weekend,
Guys?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha! Classic Papa.
Ha! Here it is.
Ha! Me like like her? That's crazy.
Ha! Thanks for playing, Mom.
Had that tape stuck in it for three years.
Hair and mustache.
Hang on, you mean his friend Curt from high school?
Happily frolicking at Camp Nibbles.
Happy holidays, young Park.
Happy holidays! Come on in.
Happy holidays.
Happy lunch hour, colleague and light of my life.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Hard core Koreans never adjust for glass.
Hard core Koreans never smile in pictures.
Hard to find... very rare.
Has a different insurance company.
Has been cross referenced by date and category,
Has been happening for several years.
Has been lifted off my back.
Has my rash gotten worse?
Has pseudohyponatremia due to his high triglycerides.
Has the emotional stability of a contestant on "The Bachelor."
Has there been any talk of an end to his "visit"?
Has what it takes to be a Fightin' Bullfrog.
Has zero fear of intimacy with yours truly.
Hasn't seen that much action since prom night.
Have a good first day, honey.
Have a great morning.
Have been kind of like, you know...
Have fun staring out a window all day, like bored cat.
Have fun, guys.
Have fun, stay healthy,
Have you ever seen four feet of daylight
Have you guys tried sending out auto text reminders?
Have you seen Ken?
Haven't opened it yet, but I think we both know.
Haven't opened it yet, but I think we both know.
Having a conversation with himself.
Having my own practice for 19 years,
Having sweaty shoulders, and being perfect.
Hawkeye Pierce from "M A S H," you know?
Hay fever season wreaks havoc on my sinuses.
He adopted, in my name, 100 live bunnies,
He also cries in the shed.
He also has bad boy vibe.
He broke up with you!
He buys crunchy instead of creamy peanut butter.
He calls it The Hot Legs Duvet. It's so cute.
He can fly without feather.
He can't leave his socks on the couch.
He can't nap in our bed.
He caused a disturbance, demeaned children,
He comes from a great family,
He could get worse.
He didn't lose his virginity until med school.
He does these mixed medium pieces that are just amazing.
He does want to do it.
He doesn't even think I'm funny!
He doesn't just need a doctor.
He dropped out of college!
He even slept in the clinic for a while.
He finds a way to words my twist.
He has a Pinterest board of the top cities to retire in.
He has been telling that same damn joke for three whole years,
He has Marfan syndrome.
He is a tiny, childlike man.
He just brought his espresso machine to work.
He just makes it so easy.
He learned from one of the best.
He likes to eat dinner after 8:00,
He lived on a boat in a driveway.
He makes me feel bad sometimes.
He makes this, like, "Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm" sound.
He might not have it. I've never diagnosed it before.
He needs a friend.
He needs me.
He needs to get back to the North Pole.
He never puts the TV remotes back in the remote caddy.
He now complains of fatigue and lethargy.
He says he's not in the greatest of neighborhoods, but so far,
He should go to Korean class with Dave.
He should write his name on it.
He talks about work all the time.
He thought no one would notice.
He threw his weight around
He used to leave little love notes for me.
He walked down the dock
He wanders eternally looking for love,
He was bit by a snapping turtle.
He was carrying our water.
He was fully committed to the hobo lifestyle.
He was pretty strict.
He was quick to see the error of his ways
He was scared to rule his people...
He was the smallest kid in elementary school,
He was wearing them.
He was, like, heroic, saving lives, funny.
He went through that crazy divorce.
He won me back.
He'd scream and jump into my arms,
He's 11.
He's a dropout, okay?
He's about joy and making people happy.
He's adorable, too.
He's always sending me articles to read.
He's asymptomatic. He's getting treatment tomorrow.
He's away skiing, but said his little brother might be able to help.
He's been digging a hole in the backyard for a week
He's been kicked out of four games
He's breathing.
He's commanding, authoritative, drunk with power.
He's freaking out!
He's gone.
He's gonna hate how good I look, and I'm gonna enjoy that.
He's gonna help Dave build a robot after school.
He's got a pulse.
He's here because he can be!
He's here?
He's just a little condescending, that's all.
He's just excited you're here.
He's just nervous, which is natural.
He's just trying to connect with you.
He's Korean and a boy.
He's like the tenth best doctor here.
He's making dinner.
He's not breathing.
He's not even trick or treating tonight.
He's not feeling challenged.
He's not keepi... Oh, never mind.
He's not lying, Allison.
He's not okay.
He's not working right now, and he can't afford
He's not.
He's out there crushing it like an Asian Charles Bronson.
He's perfect for you.
He's really sweet and...
He's right, although we should probably
He's right.
He's so strong.
He's super nice, and I thought we had a great time.
He's your father.
He's your son.
Hear that, Allison?
Heeeeey, you!
Heidi, can you take over serving for me?
Heidi, you're off yams!
Hello, American Ken!
Hello, Father.
Hello, future.
Hello, milady.
Hello, Sharks!
Hello, Sharks.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello. Just a sec.
Hello. This is Pat Hein.
Her commute is brutal.
Her dreadlocks took another two.
Her name is Cheryl.
Here at Welltopia in the Looney Wing.
Here at Welltopia that I think you'd be perfect for.
Here is Mr. Davis' file.
Here, catch.
Here, Dr. Park.
Here, kid. I won't be needing this where I'm going.
Here.
Here.
Here. Oh, you want to second guess my work?
Here... house cut from last time.
Here's idea.
Here's one thing that I know for sure.
Here's the bottom line...
Here's the problem.
Here's the thing.
Hey, a football game never criticized my haircut.
Hey, Allison, I didn't want to bother you,
Hey, Allison, you want to try my vegan fudge?
Hey, Allison. No costume this year?
Hey, any chance "Papa Bear" gets in on that spa action?
Hey, any interest in Jamaican takeout for dinner?
Hey, babe, you want me to come with you?
Hey, Baby Cakes.
Hey, boo.
Hey, bring back some restaurant recommends
Hey, buddy, do you mind hanging around a little while longer?
Hey, buddy.
Hey, Clark just fat shamed me.
Hey, Dad, if Molly never forgives you and moves out,
Hey, daddios.
Hey, Danny.
Hey, Dave. I'm sorry.
Hey, Dave. What's going on?
Hey, do you want some fresh avocados?
Hey, don't blame me. I'm only the messenger.
Hey, Dr. Park, I was going over today's calendar...
Hey, Erin.
Hey, everybody.
Hey, everybody.
Hey, Grandpa, can you tell Mom I'm not gonna be home for din...
Hey, Grandpa.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys. I want to thank you both for something.
Hey, he's mine, too.
Hey, hon, need a hand?
Hey, how about Jamaican?
Hey, how about your new puzzle, Dave?
Hey, how was meeting Molly's boyfriend?
Hey, I don't mean to be rude,
Hey, I gave the valet our ticket.
Hey, I got to go. Lunch?
Hey, I read that article you sent
Hey, I thought we were boys, FUBU!
Hey, I will have you know I am a deft negotiator
Hey, I'd rather have that job than Allison's.
Hey, I'm the funniest person in my book club.
Hey, if no one's supervising,
Hey, if people who got complained about
Hey, if you can make sense of this mess
Hey, it's Dr. Hot Dog, okay?
Hey, Ken,
Hey, Ken, I couldn't help but hear you bloviate
Hey, Ken, I couldn't help but overhear
Hey, Ken, you got a sec?
Hey, kid. Nice job out there.
Hey, let's try your place. I'm sure it's great.
Hey, maybe you should call Yale, ask them for a refund?
Hey, Mom.
Hey, Mom. Fun top.
Hey, now!
Hey, pal. What are you watching?
Hey, Pat, how ya doing?
Hey, Pat.
Hey, Pat. You got a minute?
Hey, Pat...
Hey, Sonja.
Hey, speaking of which, don't you usually eat lunch
Hey, stud.
Hey, thank me when you're in the NBA...
Hey, there he is.
Hey, this not my first rodeo.
Hey, this was fun.
Hey, uh, dead boy?
Hey, uh... I had a great time with you the other night,
Hey, watch it.
Hey, wellness alert!
Hey, what are you still doing up?
Hey, what do you say we mosey across the street
Hey, where'd... oh, hello.
Hey, why don't you go rest that cutting hand?
Hey, why don't you have a seat?
Hey, would you like to be distracted
Hey, would you like to join me in a pint of death water?
Hey, you do dishes for a family of five
Hey, you know how Welltopia cancelled the holiday party?
Hey, you know if it, uh, doesn't work out,
Hey, you know who'd get a real kick out of this is my...
Hey, you know, why don't I join you fools, huh?
Hey, you weren't thrilled about it either.
Hey, you wouldn't consider quitting?
Hey, you've never seen me naked before.
Hey, young Park, the caterers wanted me
Hey, young Park.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Good for you.
Hey! How's working together?
Hey! I didn't say nothing about Vogue!
Hey! It's my kids!
Hey! Somebody hear me in there?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Do you think we fight too much?
Hey. How did everything go with Allison yesterday?
Hey. How was first day of school?
Hey. How you doing?
Hey. How's it going?
Hey. I'm the translator.
Hey. Ken, you got a minute?
Hey. What are you doing here?
Hey. What's going on?
Hey...
Hi, Dr. Park.
Hi, Drs. Park.
Hi, Emily.
Hi, guys.
Hi, I'm Amy Thompson, the director.
Hi, I'm Dr. Ken Park, family medicine physician.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mrs. Swenson.
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm here for my appointment.
High road.
High school, college...
Higher patient load, my parents got divorced.
Highlighting the inner workings
Hilarious.
His blood work and liver function tests are normal.
His bumper somehow fell off on the 405.
His loss.
His mother, not the state.
His name is Eric,
His name is Jae. He's my barber's grandson.
His name is Lucas, and he wants a Pokémon.
His plans are to do what I tell him.
His symptoms aren't psychological.
Hmm, that could be asthma.
Hmm? No. Impossible.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Been there.
Ho.
Hold on.
Hold on. You think I made that up?
Hold up. Mr. Zimmer's here for a follow up on his tendonitis.
Honestly, I just want to be your friend.
Honestly, I was only dragging my feet
Honey, unfortunately, you can't fix it.
Honors Society, and I volunteered at my parents' HMO.
Hope you like smell of curry and cigars and Aqua Velva.
Hopping around, all your friends calling you "Limpy."
House over it, 'cause I'll be at Tammy's.
How about "Sassy Cassie Study's Math,
How about a moratorium on intimate details
How am I gonna survive marriage
How am I not hosting this?!
How am I supposed to compete with that?
How am I supposed to get all my wigs...
How am I supposed to remember?
How are you feeling?
How are you guys? What's happening?
How are you liking it?
How are you?
How could you do this to Mom?
How dare you?
How did she manage to find the one Korean kid
How did this happen?
How did you get that?
How do I do that?
How do I put this gently?
How do you know?
How do you like having a doctor/comedian for a dad?
How does that work its way into every conversation?
How droll.
How is she so Zen?
How long do we have to stay?
How long does she just stand there?
How many cases of this have you diagnosed?
How many have you sold?
How many of you have had your sleep
How many of you have said to yourself,
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How much fun is that?
How needy is she?
How that transition's been?
How was date with Jae last night?
How was school?
How what went?
How?
How... are..you?
How'd I get in the kitchen?
How'd the barbershop go?
How'd you do?
How'd you do?
How'd you find me?
How's Cheryl?
How's it go again?
How's that going?
How's the patient doing?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? No! No, no, no.
Huh? What? Nothing. What?
Huh.
Huh.
Humble, too.
Humble, too.
Humpy time? Humpy consult?
Hyun can't get eaten! He's Hyun!
Hyun was finally safe.
Hyun was looking for anything to help him find his way.
I actually find it really hard to assert myself.
I actually want to talk to you.
I agree, it's really gonna help my high dive game.
I agreed to do it when I thought
I ain't afraid of no gwishin!
I ain't afraid of no gwishin!
I ain't got time for that.
I almost forgot... I bought you some new jeans.
I already told you, you don't have to come.
I also got try to get my remote back, too,
I also need to take my Lactaid.
I always do...
I always wanted to be
I always wanted to be in that group.
I am committed to this fake relationship.
I am Dr. Ken Park, and I'll be your attending physician.
I am finally free to pursue my dream.
I am going to do the right thing,
I am gonna try not to be so set in my ways.
I am killin' the parenting game.
I am Korean.
I am my mother's daughter.
I am not doing anyone any good down here,
I am not.
I am really sorry.
I am red with anger!
I am selfish.
I am sorry. I am so sorry.
I am super smart, both book and street.
I am?
I appreciate you giving me the space
I appreciate your enthusiasm,
I argued from the first day to the last day,
I asked my ex wife when she stopped loving me,
I asked you to do one thing.
I assumed it was all just a money grab,
I assumed that you were adopted and you were his father.
I ate 12 bran muffins, and nothing happened
I barely got anything done. I'm so sorry.
I believe in you.
I believe it's what you believe.
I bet he's stronger than everyone things.
I better dispose of this myself.
I better go.
I broke up with Emily, and while I know
I brought my baby to work.
I brought this all the way from Korea...
I butt in, have card games without asking.
I call little spoon.
I call window seat.
I came in when the lights were out,
I came out to my parents, and they freaked.
I can be Asian Turtle
I can be there to say, "Awkward!"
I can go to Dave's conference.
I can make you a bowl of middles.
I can rumble with some crumble.
I can say it out loud.
I can tell you're interested.
I can throw Pat a bone because I am made of bones.
I can't afford not to work.
I can't answer that.
I can't believe that weasel faced urologist...
I can't believe you guys.
I can't clear your son to play.
I can't dance my way out of this.
I can't do it.
I can't find my slipper.
I can't go back.
I can't have this getting back to Jae.
I can't let Dave go on that show.
I can't poop.
I can't resist you.
I can't stop thinking about Pat's offer.
I can't wait to tell the Ears, Noses, and Throats guy
I can't waste his time with this.
I cannot wait to surprise him with it.
I changed password. "Field hockey" is too easy.
I convinced every high school girlfriend I had
I could come here, yes. Good.
I could never get in there in a million years.
I could put my hair up in a pompadour
I could really die?
I could stand to get my ears lowered.
I dated him, and somehow he always had
I did not know that he would come in here
I did something wrong.
I did that once.
I didn't even know we had home security.
I didn't even want to date him!
I didn't forget.
I didn't have time to find anything better to wear,
I didn't help a bunch of old people get on Tinder!
I didn't know he dropped out of college.
I didn't know it was a way of life!
I didn't like it, but I liked it.
I didn't like it.
I didn't think you had to be there.
I didn't want to sound like a whiner.
I didn't win three science fair ribbons
I do a lot more than just referrals.
I do not...
I do the housework, the cooking,
I do, too.
I do!
I don't always listen to you,
I don't do that.
I don't even know what to believe anymore.
I don't even need you. I don't even need you.
I don't get it. What's the problem?
I don't know how I feel about your dad setting Molly up.
I don't know if you can tell, but under this rash...
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what his deal is.
I don't know what I was doing, Doc.
I don't know what I was doing, Doc.
I don't know what I'm doing!
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what you want, man.
I don't know what you're all doing here,
I don't know what you're talking about, sweetie.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what's causing his hives.
I don't know what's real anymore.
I don't know why that song.
I don't know why you begged me to let you examine me.
I don't know, Allison. I guess I'm just that good.
I don't know, Dave.
I don't know, I guess maybe they wanted
I don't know, sometimes it's better to be asleep.
I don't know!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Burke Williams.
I don't know. Curt something.
I don't know. His accent's all over the place.
I don't know. I need to fix this, Allison.
I don't know. I'm just trying to build him up.
I don't know. Sugar high from my sandwich?
I don't like feeling this way.
I don't like that.
I don't like to put labels on things.
I don't pack randomly.
I don't talk about this, and it's not a big deal,
I don't think I'll be able to get through that one.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't want Dave to go through that kind of humiliation.
I don't want Jae to think that I think about what he thinks.
I don't want to be the one who breaks the chain.
I don't want to insult children.
I dropped the pencil like a mike.
I drove all the way to Long Beach
I even kept quiet
I fall asleep.
I feel better.
I feel great!
I feel like I got correct changed.
I feel like I should stick around.
I feel like I'm stuck in this giant bureaucracy.
I feel like my knowledge of vocabulary
I feel terrible because I backed into your boy toy.
I feel you. I just wish I could
I fell out with my dad and we never resolved it.
I figured out a way to fix everything.
I figured that Damona would react
I forbid this!
I forbid you from seeing Jae!
I forgot the grocery list.
I forgot, I'm supposed to feed Laura Diamond's fish.
I gave her the best months of my life.
I gave him a soda and sent him back to bed.
I gave you the warning cough.
I get how it sounds.
I get it.
I get it. I'm a Welltopia employee.
I get it. They have avocado trees.
I get on everybody's nerves.
I get that a lot.
I get the feeling I've been used as a pawn in a game of love,
I get to decide what grade you're in
I go twice a week for trim upstairs and downstairs.
I got a pretty solid lead on that bra mystery.
I got a wink and a "good luck!"
I got a wink and a "good luck!"
I got a wink and a "good luck."
I got her.
I got him on the line.
I got it from you and Mom.
I got it.
I got it.
I got promoted to seventh grade!
I got that kind of stuff out.
I got that.
I got the posture of a question mark,
I got this, Mom.
I got this.
I got to admit, I wasn't sold on your dad living here,
I got to change the toner.
I got to get him back.
I got to get out of here.
I got to say this is the best birthday gift ever.
I got to say, Jae, you're quite the raconteur.
I got to see a patient.
I gots to get paid.
I guess he was due.
I guess I did make a mess.
I guess I just want to be in a relationship, you know?
I guess I was wrong.
I guess I'm just wondering
I guess it wasn't enough to wallow in jealousy
I guess my shoulder wants out.
I guess sometimes the universe shifts,
I guess that industry is...
I guess there might be one or two tiny things.
I guess they can go.
I guess. I can't imagine Pat having more than one friend.
I had double bookings all day.
I had Ken skip a grade so he was challenged.
I had no idea, and that's beautiful.
I had nothing to worry about.
I had some thoughts about Mr. Davis.
I had the most amazing case.
I had to be in early Monday for a meeting meeting!
I had to get up and sneak wash dishes
I had to hide it from those who would use me for my coffee.
I had to put it on the roof to open the car door, and...
I had to scramble for a replacement.
I had to tell him he couldn't play until we figure it out.
I haggled with the Sharks, went toe to toe with Cuban,
I happen to know a certain sexy psychiatrist
I hate being a latchkey kid.
I hate crunchy. You can't spread it.
I hate golf.
I hate to be on the top of the pile.
I hate you!
I hate you!!
I hate you!!
I have a ghost story.
I have a special someone, too.
I have about 1,000 patients in my practice,
I have ideas like that all the time.
I have never been in a relationship
I have never been this far with anyone.
I have never seen Clark like this.
I have no idea what his dream is.
I have no idea what you do at that office.
I have riddle for you.
I have ruined the best relationship of my life.
I have spent four years at a job I don't even like,
I have the authorization forms for those CAT scans.
I have this tradition of scaring the hell out of Dave.
I have to be strong for them.
I have to do whatever it takes.
I have to fix this marriage before it's too late.
I have to go to meetings, constant meetings.
I have to make time for every nutface
I have to stop him.
I have to tell the loneliest man on Earth
I have to. He deserves better...
I have.
I haven't gotten Eric's present yet.
I haven't had to read this much since med school.
I haven't, but I could tell he has a weasel face over the phone.
I hit the semicolon.
I hope you drown in a pool of your own leg sweat.
I I can't risk it.
I I do. I will. Yes.
I I don't even know why I'm still taking those supplements.
I I don't know. I'm just a medical traffic cop.
I I I'll check with Cheryl, and we'll shoot you some dates.
I I mean, it's just one game.
I I mean, just like any other job, I...
I I... I I... I wasn't!
I I'm sorry. I can't do this.
I imagine my fresh adventure with Cheryl
I insisted you're not like that.
I It's okay, Grandpa. I get it.
I joke with them, they shush me.
I ju... I knew I shouldn't have said anything.
I just didn't expect Emily to be so on board with it.
I just don't want the same for Dave.
I just found myself wanting more of that.
I just found out you're referring Mr. Davis
I just gave you my diagnosis.
I just got Danny's test results back.
I just got off the phone with a producer
I just got off the phone with the allergist.
I just have to do better.
I just keep thinking if this could happen to you and Mom,
I just kept saying no,
I just need a little time.
I just saw him. Is he stable?
I just sit there and take it,
I just want them to see that worker bee Allison
I just want to be able to help around here, earn my keep.
I just want you to know that I'm gonna be there for you.
I just wanted to let you know
I just wanted to make sure you were okay 'cause, man,
I just wanted to thank you
I just would've worn another layer
I just... I really want to make this Christmas
I just... I'm trying to do what he does and be personal
I keep telling him if he wants to learn more,
I knew right away it was a mistake,
I knew she was a mixed bag of nuts.
I knew that twitch meant business.
I know basketball was your dream.
I know I don't have to,
I know I say this a lot, but... hang in there, girl.
I know I should be able to tell him anything,
I know I've had trouble making friends in the past,
I know it's hard, but you're gonna get through this.
I know she said she'd love to have me... unlike some people.
I know they have a ping pong table,
I know things weren't perfect with your mother,
I know this vegan stromboli place.
I know we talked about not doing anything for Thanksgiving.
I know what a metaphor is.
I know what this is.
I know what this is.
I know what you mean. He hasn't been himself lately.
I know what you're staring at...
I know when I got divorced,
I know where this is going.
I know you think a party will be more work,
I know you're 11 and have weak arms,
I know you're fun, but I also know you take on too much.
I know you're tired,
I know you've had a chance to look at our proposal...
I know your "I want to say no, but I don't know how" tone
I know, but it's not the same as being, you know, coupled up
I know, but... you're gonna get through it,
I know, right? Always out of nowhere.
I know!
I know!
I know.
I know. He's just so easy to get.
I know. I was there.
I know. I was wrong.
I know. It's terrible.
I know. It's universal. Linda's is broken.
I know. She's stuck in the '90s.
I know. The card game? It's awesome!
I know... just friends with benefits.
I learned that from one of my dad's drunkest fighters.
I like a little crazy to break up my work day.
I like my shirts like I like my juices...
I like Sassy Cassie books,
I like this kid. He's got gumption.
I like this new Clark.
I like to know how to plan my plate, you yokel!
I like you.
I live here now.
I lost a pound and a quarter.
I lost my virginity to your voice.
I love him.
I love that about her. She's like a superhero.
I love to study.
I love you.
I love you.
I loved making fun of my husband with you.
I made a volcano for the science fair,
I made him his favorite cake... carrot.
I made it seem like you were overreacting.
I made it up, just trying to contribute to conversation.
I made one of those baking soda volcanoes.
I made so many friends today.
I made the same promise to him.
I marched right down to Amalgamated,
I may have left it on the roof of the car.
I mean like a fun scare
I mean professionally.
I mean, as a man.
I mean, as they say, the less, the merrier.
I mean, Connor is over there
I mean, everyone already knows me for my stand up.
I mean, he went to all my parent/teacher conferences,
I mean, he's skinny, so, you know, he's very easy to miss,
I mean, hey, you get my crazy, and you still love me for it.
I mean, hopefully my SATs will improve,
I mean, I can't go two days
I mean, I could, but I'm an exceptional dancer.
I mean, I didn't publish anything, per se, but...
I mean, I don't know if you liked it,
I mean, I get it.
I mean, I have one beautiful child, and a son named Dave.
I mean, I know I should have asked him to repeat himself,
I mean, I'd never be inappropriate with a coworker.
I mean, I'm... I'm really mad at you right now,
I mean, if they could crap out, anybody could.
I mean, in a way,
I mean, it was Clark. It was the whole team.
I mean, it's a little weird,
I mean, it's hard to see anyone hurt her feelings.
I mean, it's not like
I mean, she's been killing herself at work lately.
I mean, that's why you married me.
I mean, the last thing I need is to go back to a time when...
I mean, there's, uh...
I mean, think about it. Our marriages are very similar.
I mean, this guy could knock you off your path.
I mean, this is why I want to do comedy...
I mean, to be honest, I'm nervous, too.
I mean, we have so much in common.
I mean, what about you questioning my judgment?
I mean, who knew I'd be making more than you?
I mean, will people say, "Whoa, whoa.
I mean, you don't ask Yo Yo Ma to put out
I mean, you know, my parents getting divorced is a big deal.
I mean, you know, you've seen for yourself
I mean, you quit your job,
I mean, you're a big part of our lives.
I mean, you're not worried about you and Allison, are you?
I mean, your wife is a gem,
I met someone, too.
I miss snuggling my little boy.
I missed an abnormal PSA.
I need to speak with Ken.
I need to talk to you.
I need to talk to your mom.
I need you to sign this release so I can go on the show.
I needed that.
I never make mistakes like this.
I never questioned my parents' marriage.
I never said "glorified."
I never thought of it that way.
I never told your father this story when he was a boy
I never want to grow up.
I never worry about you.
I never would have come up with that stupid rule.
I obviously didn't know Mr. Hubert had a history of prostate cancer,
I once saw a text on my ex wife's phone that said,
I pray it's not a ball sport.
I prefer to think of her as weird
I probably won't.
I promise I create a a challenging environment.
I promise I know the way.
I punt it to a specialist.
I put two and two together and realized
I ran all the way here.
I reached out to Allison about that job.
I read ahead.
I really am sorry.
I really appreciate this.
I really don't think it's appropriate to call it that.
I really got to get out of here.
I really need to talk to my wife.
I really needed that.
I really respect the way he wears his beanie,
I really shouldn't,
I really think it was the smiling thing.
I really think she'd miss her commute.
I really thought I was ready, but I'm not.
I really want it to work with Connor.
I really want it to work with Eric.
I really want to apologize, but... I can't do it.
I really want to start college single.
I recalled a study in Lancet that demonstrated,
I remember this from med school...
I remember when I used to trick or treat.
I remember when Ken and I moved in together.
I represent the Welltopia Nurses' Union.
I said "I love you" to a lot of guys.
I said it was stress urticaria, a vascular rash,
I said yes because, well, you know,
I saw one of those in Italy.
I saw you and Connor went hiking this weekend.
I saw you and Mom last year for Thanksgiving
I saw you with that lady.
I say let Dave do Dave.
I see the "get to know Allison" lunch
I see what a good relationship looks like.
I sent in an application video.
I sent them to see a movie film.
I should cut her some slack.
I should do this myself.
I should get him that bra I want.
I should go put some on right now.
I should have apologized to you,
I should have caught it.
I should probably prepare something just in case.
I should pursue comedy full time.
I slept with her.
I slept with her.
I smile all the time.
I smiled the whole time.
I stand by it.
I started feeling better the moment she left here.
I stayed with him for an extra month
I still leave you notes.
I stole feather idea from the movie "Dumbo."
I suddenly have a taste for shark meat.
I suppose.
I suspect he may have something called Marfan syndrome.
I swear I I just want to scream.
I swear, if it weren't for Allison,
I swear, the only thing that's keeping me going
I swiped them from the chapel.
I tell the waiter, "I want to send her a drink."
I think cute was rounding it up. Why?
I think Danny Willis might have Marfan syndrome.
I think he took the Damona thing pretty hard.
I think I... oh, I know what happened.
I think it looks distinguished.
I think it's all out of my system.
I think it's for the best, you know,
I think my new intern's flirting with me.
I think so, too.
I think the robe is sticking to your shoulder sweat.
I think the shifts are the right length,
I think this guy needs a second look.
I think this is best for both of us.
I think we do.
I think you should.
I think you'd be a great dad
I think you're a wonderful person.
I think you're amazing, beautiful, and brilliant.
I thought for sure you'd be up there hosting in my place.
I thought friends wanted each other to be happy.
I thought I did well.
I thought I was prepared.
I thought it might have been just me.
I thought it was from the hot bartender.
I thought it would be my big moment,
I thought it would make her like me,
I thought so, too.
I thought Tammy's party was no costumes.
I thought this was gonna be a civil negotiation.
I thought we really hit it off back at the well,
I thought we were in the same boat.
I thought you liked Clark and Damona.
I thought you were gonna talk to Ken.
I thought you were gonna talk to Ken.
I thought you were in a good place with my dad.
I thought you'd be upset.
I told him I wouldn't tell anyone.
I told you this sweater looks better on me.
I told you we shouldn't have come to him! He's crazy!
I told you... I don't want to,
I took the low road.
I tried to be the quiet man of mystery...
I tried to meditate on my own,
I trust you get the inference.
I trust you get the inference.
I trust you get the inference.
I turn on sprinklers.
I understand that you were dealt a bad hand,
I understand, Dad.
I used carbolic acid.
I used to drink them all the time.
I used to love scaring you and having you run into my bed.
I used to watch his games
I w... I wasn't worried, but I am now.
I want place settings that don't look like
I want them to turn out okay.
I want to apologize for last night.
I want to be there for them
I want to get Damona there so she can confront them.
I want to show you a picture. I have a picture.
I want to talk about you and Jae.
I want you to walk me to school forever.
I wanted her new beau to think that her ex was a somebody.
I wanted to be a singer more than anything,
I wanted to give you this.
I wanted to stay here.
I wanted to take it up a notch and put myself out there.
I wanted to wait until I heard back.
I was born in one country. I'll die in another.
I was carrying our twins.
I was delivering your baby back to you
I was doing some troubling research.
I was elected by 127 nurses to speak for them.
I was getting yelled at by the hardass teacher.
I was gonna buy some, but I ran out of time.
I was gonna go with "humpy time."
I was hoping my face would improve.
I was just pointing out that comedy
I was just reading some thank you letters
I was just so looking forward
I was just trying to help.
I was just trying to thread my comedic point of view
I was just...
I was like, "Hot damn. Make that happen, Pat Hein."
I was married for 50 years. Now I'm divorced.
I was nervous about you, too.
I was on the 15th floor dropping off papers to endocrinology.
I was pondering that case you and Erin were talking about.
I was prepared.
I was selfish to make this about me.
I was stalling.
I was starting to suspect
I was the one who told you to go to Tuttle in the first place!
I was there for my dad.
I was thinking more Christmas music.
I was thinking we should host it.
I was trying to make you jealous.
I was until the Event Committee Winklevossed me.
I was up there thinking about you
I was very nervous for Ken.
I was?
I was.
I wasn't cheating on your mom
I wasn't cheating, if that's what you think.
I wasn't raised that way,
I wasn't totally lying.
I wasn't yelling at Pat. I was yelling at Siri.
I watch you and Allison all these years.
I went to med school.
I whine, my laziness kicks in, the bad feelings pass,
I will not let you down.
I will prescribe you some stool softeners,
I will totally do that and not sit in the driveway
I will try to be a better dancer.
I will when it stops being fresh.
I wind up pleasantly surprised.
I wish he had a little bit more meat on him,
I wish it was that easy to buy for Connor.
I wish you guys were here last week.
I wish, Allison.
I woke him up with this, but nothing.
I won't give up either, Mark Cuban!
I won't, Mark Cuban!
I wonder what I should do next.
I work at Fro Yo Palace.
I work so hard, baby. I never get to see the kids.
I would bring her every morning
I would get up and leave.
I would have punched them in the throat.
I would if I could, but I'm draining Mr. Jacobs' knee.
I would like to present to my boyfriend, Connor.
I would never have accomplished the things that I did.
I would stay at that job forever,
I wouldn't change a thing.
I wouldn't go that far.
I wouldn't mind,
I wouldn't mind,
I, uh, stopped off and got you new batteries.
I, um, was hoping to follow someone
I...
I...
I... I'm sorry.
I... really liked him.
I'd be an office manager.
I'd be happy to run to Sugarfish
I'd like to hear all about this Eric fella.
I'd like to hear it from an expert.
I'd love to ask you some questions.
I'd take that over one of Jerry's full body hugs.
I'll be back in two minutes.
I'll be in the shower.
I'll buckle up for a nice, long medical chat
I'll do it for you.
I'll fill you in over lunch.
I'll get on board with Michelange... low expectations.
I'll get rid of him.
I'll give him a full psych evaluation.
I'll give making friends another shot in adulthood.
I'll go get the "cha."
I'll just clap.
I'll just go.
I'll just open this, and...
I'll just put them here.
I'll just tell him he absolutely can't have his game here.
I'll leave you to discuss.
I'll pass that along.
I'll see if I can fit you in. Ay yi yi yi yi.
I'll talk to his grandfather,
I'll tell you this much, you certainly won't die
I'll tell you what, you can keep that Us Weekly
I'll walk you out, sweet... oh, she's already gone.
I'll watch him for signs of stress
I'm a big boy.
I'm a boy, and it's my toy.
I'm a burden.
I'm a doctor and his father.
I'm a doctor who makes a mistake and is never the same again,
I'm a ghost.
I'm a good nurse.
I'm a great mom,
I'm a master strategist.
I'm a natural entertainer, unlike
I'm a nurse.
I'm a parent.
I'm a vegan. This is on brand for me.
I'm a vegan. This is on brand for me.
I'm about to punch this computer in the throat.
I'm about to send my application to Stanford.
I'm afraid Danny can't play basketball.
I'm Allison, Ken's wife!
I'm already salivating.
I'm as flexible as Cirque du Soleil.
I'm attempting flavor 31 tonight...
I'm available.
I'm basically 11 going on 46.
I'm Brayden.
I'm Dave Park, and I'm a kid and an entrepreneur.
I'm definitely gonna buy some merch after the encore.
I'm doing it because it connects all of us...
I'm done with that.
I'm drinking for the same reason.
I'm exactly where I should be.
I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
I'm fun.
I'm fun.
I'm getting notes of candy coating.
I'm getting out of here. No, wait up.
I'm glad we invited him.
I'm glad you caught it on camera.
I'm glad you're awesome.
I'm glad your dad feels at home here,
I'm going to college soon, and I'll miss this.
I'm going to Eric's.
I'm going to go say something to Clark right now.
I'm going to stop you right there, kid.
I'm gonna be at Jae's.
I'm gonna eat my burrito and continue watching my show.
I'm gonna eat you up.
I'm gonna find someone who appreciates me
I'm gonna go grab a beer.
I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
I'm gonna need extra salt
I'm gonna prove I'm right,
I'm gonna ruin her banquet, and she cannot have that.
I'm gonna tell you something
I'm grateful you were there to teach me that age old lesson.
I'm happy to buy Asian Burt Reynolds a beer,
I'm in my 70s, living in my son's guest room.
I'm in the middle of a life or death situation, here.
I'm in the zone. Hit me.
I'm in!
I'm independent guy, not some feeble old man.
I'm inevitably interrupted.
I'm Jae, your Korean setup.
I'm just a bad liar.
I'm just a little disappointed.
I'm just confused as to why you're doing it.
I'm just going in to see a couple patients.
I'm just gonna close this.
I'm just gonna pay for everything.
I'm just gonna walk Jae to his car.
I'm just happy to be here.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just saying,
I'm just saying, every time you order a beet salad,
I'm just trying to spend more time with my patients
I'm kidding 'cause I'm bored.
I'm looking at you, Lori.
I'm looking in that mirror again.
I'm making dinner for our first night together.
I'm mocking my dad, who happens to be Korean
I'm Molly.
I'm more likely to get divorced myself someday.
I'm no longer asking for fun. I just want to get there, okay?
I'm not a bad parent.
I'm not a little kid. Nothing scares me anymore.
I'm not big on that these days.
I'm not getting ice.
I'm not jealous.
I'm not ready to talk to him. It's too soon.
I'm not really very good at that one thing.
I'm not romantic, I minimize her feelings.
I'm not saying my husband is a child.
I'm not so sure you will see me.
I'm not supposed to be thinking.
I'm not sure it works that way.
I'm not sure Ken passed that along.
I'm not the easiest guy to have around.
I'm not! I'm concerned.
I'm offended you think just because I'm Korean,
I'm okay with it.
I'm on break. I'm available to call him in 15.
I'm on the phone, Megan.
I'm out of here, chong gak gwishin.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm really burned out.
I'm really proud of you.
I'm really sorry I let you down,
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry. No. Don't leave.
I'm running low, and I just spotted a Poliwag.
I'm saying we just have to see how this plays out.
I'm serious.
I'm smiling right now.
I'm so glad you dug it, babe.
I'm so glad you're feeling better.
I'm so out,
I'm so sorry about last night.
I'm so sorry, Ken.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry
I'm sorry for being such a bother.
I'm sorry I forgot about Dave's conference.
I'm sorry I knocked the beer out of your hand.
I'm sorry, again.
I'm sorry, babe. I just wanted to...
I'm sorry, but right now you are acting
I'm sorry, Dave. You're not moving up a grade.
I'm sorry, I feel like I'm looking
I'm sorry, Ken.
I'm sorry, that's just nervous laughter.
I'm sorry, too.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I have to.
I'm sorry. I I didn't mean to step on your toes with the cake.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. We were having a moment.
I'm sorry. What happened?
I'm starving.
I'm still in a bit of a daze.
I'm still on the first bag,
I'm sure he's diagnosed this thousands of times.
I'm sure it's nothing.
I'm sure she's not flirting.
I'm sure someone's already done it.
I'm talking about Grandpa getting intel on Jae.
I'm talking about our frequent nights
I'm tearing up, and I try to be so cool in front of you.
I'm telling you, Allison, something's off with my dad.
I'm telling you, it's good for him to face a challenge.
I'm terrified of getting on her bad side.
I'm the kind of doctor
I'm the light of her life.
I'm the only one telling you the truth here.
I'm the supervisor here at Welltopia,
I'm thinking of breaking up with her.
I'm thinking Pat may be allergic to nuts.
I'm tired on Fridays, Al.
I'm too nervous to eat right now.
I'm too wiped out to watch TV on Friday nights
I'm upset, but not end of the world upset, you know?
I'm used to being my own boss.
I'm used to it.
I'm very curious as to what's wrong with me.
I'm with Clark.
I'm with Damona.
I'm your friend, so I'm just gonna give this to you...
I'm, uh, Clark Leslie Beavers.
I'm... sorry.
I've been Dr. Park's nurse for a long time.
I've been dying to try.
I've been in in a long time...
I've been playing since I was little.
I've been so selfish.
I've been teaching a long time,
I've been too nervous to pursue anything.
I've been treating him for depression,
I've been waiting an hour.
I've been working on my music, Allison.
I've come to associate with a father,
I've ever wanted...
I've got everything under control.
I've got plenty of ideas, Mom.
I've got something to say.
I've got to be back at work next week.
I've had my eye on this bad boy for weeks.
I've hosted five years running,
I've just never heard you say that before.
I've made so many sacrific... well, so did you!
I've mentioned that twice
I've never been so excited
I've never felt this way about anyone before.
I've never said before.
I've seen it before in some of my patients
I've sent the letter to Stamford with an "M."
I've tasted thug life, Allison.
I've worked hard my entire life...
If anyone can last, it's you two.
If anyone has figured out what's wrong with him.
If anything, I wish it was longer.
If anything, they've grown more alike.
If Connor walked out on you for that,
If he doesn't want to do it
If he keeps treating us this way,
If I can't even make it through one night?
If I could just...
If I don't have to feel guilty about cracking killer jokes.
If I'd known it meant that much to you,
If I'd known you wanted it tonight.
If it helps you with the SAT.
If joining the HMO was the right move.
If Ken hadn't gone 90 on the shoulder
If one meal could do something like that for someone else,
If only we could solve this problem
If only you had been this committed
If people don't get Dave, it's on them.
If she can get here by 10:00, I'll see her.
If we're pretending there's a postal strike,
If you and Mom are happy, then I'm happy.
If you answer correctly, you go free.
If you answer incorrectly, you die.
If you apologize to him, you will lose your job.
If you brought this to market,
If you can't retain your Rowling,
If you can't stand up for yourself,
If you could tolerate coffee from the place down the street.
If you exert too much pressure on it, it could rupture and...
If you hadn't set Molly up with Crayola Joe.
If you use a low dose salicylate,
If you want to back out, that's fine.
If you want to go, maybe Pat can take me home
If you were driving in the Alps.
If you're gonna go there, uh, you're in my house,
If you're questioning my integrity?
Impressing future you, which is me.
In a friendly and efficient environment.
In a lake?
In a verbal concours.
In California?
In case you're clocking my consistency.
In case you're overcome with the urge.
In front of her kids.
In front of my esteemed colleagues and Pat
In front of the camera.
In Korean.
In my defense, I always start with,
In my first week working at the place where you work,
In my first week...
In my house!
In order to deal with Ken.
In order to deal with Ken.
In Stamford, Connecticut.
In that same spirit, I have to say something.
In that she is from Mesa, Arizona,
In the car on the way over there.
In the face of Armageddon!
In the middle of the night!
In the San Fernando Valley according to a recent survey.
In what universe would...
In what way?
In whether or not you get into Stanford.
In your face!
Inevitably, certain thoughts will sneak in,
Instead I took a handful of pills.
Instead of always putting up walls,
Instead of at the camera.
Instead of spending more time with patients,
Instead of stewing and brooding,
Into something would go really well?
Into thinking you had to wear scrubs all the time,
Introducing The Hot Legs Duvet.
Is a little over charred. Would you rather have sushi?
Is a real relationship with a real person.
Is also named Virginia.
Is anybody interested?
Is being around me so objectionable to you?
Is Dad playing at the party?
Is everything okay with you two?
Is it not clear that I'm at my breaking point, Allison?
Is it that quiet girl... Korean Seven?
Is it too much for you to show me a little respect?
Is it true?
Is less aggressive than my mom's!
Is medically irresponsible and personally offensive.
Is my nautical way of saying he is definitely my son.
Is one of many things that makes me interesting.
Is over stimulating him.
Is she chasing a patient?
Is she that Realtor you were with at The Cheesecake Factory?
Is something wrong?
Is that all the nutrients are in the skin.
Is that Danny Willis?
Is that feather the secret to your confidence?
Is that hallway uphill?
Is that it's just great.
Is that my tux?
Is that terror ever...
Is that things aren't as black and white as I thought.
Is that what you think this is?
Is that yoga class I'm gonna squeeze in at lunch tomorrow.
Is that yoga class I'm gonna squeeze in at lunch tomorrow.
Is that your Us Weekly?
Is the way to get there.
Is there an e mail from the Event Committee?!
Is there any way
Is there anything else I can do for you?
Is win her back with your actions over time.
Is...
Isn't it great our relationship has gotten to the point
Isn't it obvious?
Isn't soft enough"?
Isn't that right, Megan?
Isn't the whole story.
Isn't this exciting?
Isn't this fun?
It also suffers when they don't show up.
It better.
It could be an hour before they clear it.
It did.
It didn't make sense when your mom said it either.
It does feel better.
It doesn't feel much like home anymore.
It feels pretty great when your kid wants to be with you.
It got wedged in the roof rack.
It has been an adjustment.
It has?
It hides the chins.
It is a good situation.
It is crazy.
It is exciting.
It is groovy.
It is the soundtrack to my nightmares.
It is?
It is.
It is.
It just takes me back
It killed me last night
It literally means nothing to me
It looks like you actually have hives.
It looks like you just cut two holes into a blanket.
It means a lot to me.
It must have been a super short strike
It pacifies the patient without admitting legal fault.
It pays the bills, gives me time for my art,
It pays the bills, gives me time for my art,
It really hurt my throat.
It said, "Thanks for the talk," and a whole bunch of
It seemed fine. I called him.
It seems like a simple case of adjustment disorder.
It should. I'm Korean. I'm owed this
It started as just people from work.
It started out as a simple hemorrhoid,
It turns out as a child of a child of divorce,
It was a Dumpster fire every time.
It was a nice evening.
It was a real breakthrough, and I'm eager to share about it.
It was an accident.
It was definitely the right thing.
It was dope!
It was fine.
It was hell.
It was her fault!
It was in the way.
It was like I married the Tin Man.
It was right there in his chart.
It was still my fault.
It was their truffle issue!
It was weird to be set up by my grandpa.
It was, but then Tammy got the flu, lost three pounds,
It wasn't Dave. It was Ken's dad.
It wasn't in his file. I didn't...
It wasn't until later that I realized
It wasn't. I wanted to go to Coachella.
It would have a more favorable side effect profile
It... looks like a blanket with two holes cut out.
It'll be a lot easier with Erin
It'll be just like jazz. We improvise.
It'll just take 20 minutes.
It'll kill.
It'll save Welltopia scads of cash.
It's a gwishin story.
It's a medical audience.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
It's a shame because what I was trying to say is, "I don't."
It's a sign of weakness.
It's a sleep revolution.
It's a symbol of my love. Just...
It's a Thanksgiving miracle!
It's a trap.
It's about a patient.
It's about me valuing what I do.
It's about us figuring out our way.
It's adorable.
It's all right. We knew you weren't gonna do it anyway.
It's also clear you broke your leg two years back.
It's also your erratic food choices,
It's anyone's guess.
It's because of how much we care about you.
It's been a weird day.
It's been months.
It's been quite a while since I filed a tax return.
It's been two years to the day since my wife passed away.
It's better not to open old wounds...
It's better to be somewhat unhappy with clear skin
It's called a power wake up.
It's called double standard.
It's cool/exhausting.
It's Danny Willis!
It's fake.
It's feeding time.
It's feeding time.
It's for my girlfriend, but she won't mind.
It's from my girlfriend, Cheryl! She collects spoons!
It's Gary Fleiss. He's at the hospital.
It's going fine. You know, working out a few kinks.
It's gonna be a long day, Ben.
It's good that you're not scared anymore.
It's hard to tell which one you mean.
It's her screen saver now.
It's his daughter's wedding this weekend,
It's important to me and it's important to the kids
It's just a beer.
It's just a boundary issue. That's all.
It's just a contusion, not a sprain.
It's just a question of which elf costume I wear.
It's just a test.
It's just boredom, not actual hunger.
It's just fish.
It's just holes in a blanket.
It's just holes in a blanket.
It's just kind of... thrown off our rhythm.
It's just so real.
It's just that...
It's just us. Whatever are we gonna do?
It's just you, me, Connor, and the Yokel.
It's like "urine" [You're in] the wrong, Weasel Face!
It's like Come on, Christophe.
It's like he reads my soul.
It's like pair of shorts and a blanket had a baby
It's like we're on a talk show...
It's like when a cat brings you a dead mouse,
It's little.
It's my medical opinion
It's my process, Allison.
It's never too late.
It's nice to be able to leave your mark
It's nice to meet you, Dr. Park.
It's no bother. You're my patient.
It's not a Korean thing, Allison, it's a me thing!
It's not about that.
It's not about the money. It's about what's right.
It's not about your way or my way.
It's not an NBA jersey, but...
It's not bad.
It's not every day that a pretty woman at a jazz festival
It's not fun.
It's not real.
It's not too scary for you, is it?
It's not where I thought I'd be at this point in my life.
It's now or never, guys.
It's off to a good start. I think this year...
It's okay to go on?
It's okay, I'll see her.
It's okay, Mom. I get it.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. I told you we aren't looking for exciting.
It's one of those big snuggly fisherman sweaters.
It's one thing to go after me,
It's Pat and this whole rash thing.
It's so much fun.
It's so sweet of you.
It's something I say.
It's strange.
It's that bowling themed porn.
It's that much tougher.
It's that serious
It's the body's way of saying,
It's the right thing that he's back here.
It's the spirit of the holiday.
It's the ultimate thermal body temperature regulator.
It's too bad. She really nailed this crumble.
It's too dangerous, and you're too young.
It's tough enough to lose someone,
It's unsolicited advice about your feet.
It's very important to be liked.
It's where my dad told me about the birds and the bees.
It's, uh... It's Ken's birthday.
It's... beautiful, by the way.
Jae and I have discussed this. We'll be long distance.
Jae got this huge art fellowship at LACMA.
Jae left college to pursue art,
Jae, thank you so much for the lotus.
Jae.
Jae's not, uh...
Jae's really influenced by the Post Impressionists.
Jail... how appropriate
Jamoca almond fudge.
Jazz... rock 'n' roll's comatose little brother.
Jeans and a cute top, but with a different
Jeoseung Saja's one humorless gwishin.
Jeremiah, was it?
Jessica Greenberg.
JK.
JK. LOL. HT.
Jung Do sure knows his way around the old melon.
Just a few months.
Just a precaution if the lights go out
Just acts of God we could never legally anticipate.
Just as Hyun was about to touch the water...
Just ask him.
Just be a friend, okay?
Just for those cappuccinos.
Just for, like, a minute.
Just get the facts, okay?
Just in case you were wondering,
Just let the lawyers handle it.
Just like a little heads up?
Just like Jessica Alba was
Just like Mulder and Scully, solving medical mysteries.
Just like Tina Fey was the rock of "SNL" cast.
Just like wedding, remember?
Just scads of it.
Just show the tape already!
Just sling some pep pills at old Weepy Macgillicuddy
Just so you know, I also punch with my right.
Just spit it out, Ken.
Just start driving east. I'll call you!
Just take it again, do better,
Just tell her I'll see her in two weeks.
Just think about how terrible she's gonna feel.
Just to please others?
Just try to enjoy yourself.
Just trying to get some exercise recently.
Just wanted to cheer him up.
Just watch their jaws drop when I tickle these ivories.
Just what I needed.
Just whenever you take a bite of something,
Just yesterday, you told me
Just, you know, let it happen naturally.
Just... because no one read it when my poem was in there.
Just... you know what? Just go. Go.
Justice.
Keep her in our line of sight.
Keep it real.
Keep up with the lingo, Gramps.
Kelly was getting flirty with me,
Ken
Ken and Alli's Fun time Boom boom Hour.
Ken and I are gonna host it.
Ken and I searched all over the house for Dave's pajamas
Ken do.
Ken knows he messed up.
Ken Park, such a big shot.
Ken will be fine with it.
Ken wouldn't be able to get dressed
Ken, calm down. It's a story.
Ken, can I have a word?
Ken, can I have a word?
Ken, do you know any Korean?
Ken, I don't think the point...
Ken, I have no idea what you're driving at.
Ken, I know you and the others don't care for her,
Ken, I know you and the others don't care for her,
Ken, I know you love me, and I trust you.
Ken, I live with you now.
Ken, I need to prowl the single scene
Ken, I really want us to go see them.
Ken, I think he's serious.
Ken, it's okay.
Ken, it's okay.
Ken, just lay low, all right?
Ken, Ken, it's Saturday.
Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken!
Ken, Ken! Did you forget to buy ice?
Ken, listen to me.
Ken, listen to me.
Ken, say hi to the guys!
Ken, stop overreacting!
Ken, what is causing these hives?
Ken, where's the crumble?
Ken, you cannot do this.
Ken, you wouldn't know the high road
Ken, you've gotten a lot of validation for your comedy.
Ken!
Ken!
Ken. Rules here are same as in Korea
Kid's gonna be all right.
Kidding again.
Kids.
Kind of makes me okay with the idea of dying alone.
KitKat panini?
Kobe.
Korea's Coachella.
Korean "Footloose"?
Korean, bad boy vibe.
Larry Page or actress Sigourney Weaver?
Last Easter, I got him candy.
Last night I saw a text on Eric's phone
Last night, she was like, "Wah!"
Latchkey kids don't have any adult supervision.
Leave that part to me.
Leave the jokes to me, Sniffles.
Left to do a pediatric fellowship, and...
Lengthy hugs have been known to reduce blood pressure.
Less than ideal.
Let me ask you one of your security questions.
Let me finish. Brendan, Brandon, Brady, Brodie...
Let me go check this refrigerator.
Let me guess... "Wah!"
Let me guess... Hyun gets a waterborne illness
Let me just check in with my son first.
Let me rephrase that.
Let me tell you the story of an ancient Korean emperor.
Let me.
Let's be honest. You got to play the game.
Let's bounce.
Let's chat.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's face it. Our fate was sealed long ago.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get you into the exam room.
Let's give these kids some space.
Let's go do it now.
Let's go home.
Let's go.
Let's hit the kitchen
Let's just be honest with each other, okay?
Let's just play the game.
Let's just say you're not the easiest person
Let's just say,
Let's stick to "consult."
Licorice store.
Lighten your load a little without, you know,
Like "Sassy Cassie's Fashion Show."
Like a terrible parent, and for me, that is a red flag.
Like get dressed for school the night before
Like he was born with it.
Like my mom used to do to me and my brother
Like petulance and unchecked narcissism...
Like she owns it... in a nice skirt,
Like the dishes
Like the victim of a cosmic sucker punch.
Like the victim of a cosmic sucker punch.
Like there's someone named Taco and something belongs to him.
Like what?
Like when you have a politically incorrect Uber driver.
Like, "Wah"?
Like, candy, right?
Like, I don't know, who's married and who isn't.
Like, I know there's this woman, Elyse,
Like, it's like...
Like, Stanford with an "N?"
Like, us out with our guys.
Like.
Like. Like
Likes me for having an adopted Asian child.
Lima!
Linda and I decided to live together.
Linda, Ken, Allison.
Liquor... store!
Listen to me, little man.
Listen up, people.
Listen,
Listen, I am so glad that Eric is my plus one.
Listen, I know this is upsetting, but...
Listen, kid, I'm going to say something
Listen, when I was younger,
Listen.
Livermore, California.
Living room off limits.
LOL.
Lonely future, no friends.
Long distance never works!
Longest second of my life.
Look at Allison.
Look at me! Doctor and comedian.
Look at me. I'm a hot mess.
Look at this way... every day,
Look at you.
Look at your face.
Look at your face.
Look, admit it...
Look, all I'm saying is just, you know,
Look, as a parent, I get it.
Look, babe, I'm sorry.
Look, could we please just get back to shorter shifts?
Look, don't get me wrong. Allison's my wife.
Look, I didn't say anything
Look, I don't care about dirty dishes
Look, I know he really likes her.
Look, I know it seems petty, but I'm sensitive, okay?
Look, I know it's your instinct to go,
Look, I know what she thinks she wants,
Look, I know you're all not super excited
Look, I know your dad's just trying to help out around here,
Look, I'm a grown man. You're a grown man.
Look, I'm just relieved you're okay.
Look, I'm scared.
Look, I'm sorry I snapped at you at the school.
Look, I'm sorry we hurt your feelings.
Look, I'm sorry, Clark,
Look, I'm sorry. I just...
Look, if you gonna be on me all night about my outfit,
Look, if you got some kind of beef,
Look, it's been a tough day.
Look, it's not ideal, but...
Look, maybe I'm crazy,
Look, maybe we should talk privately.
Look, my biggest fear in life is seeing
Look, my hands were full,
Look, my lawyer told me
Look, Pat...
Look, there's no excuse for how I behaved.
Look, we... we do want you here.
Look, when I was a kid, my dad made me go to Korean school
Look, when I was your age,
Look, when you said you loved him, I freaked out.
Look, you don't roll the dice with the truth
Look!
Look.
Look. Hi.
Looking for this?
Looking for you.
Looks like staying in medicine was the right call.
Love this.
Love you more.
Low road's so much easier.
Luckily, he came upon an old stone well.
Luckily, Mr. Hubert has no symptoms
Luke Cage over there had to translate Korean for me.
MacKenzie Hawkins started a nonprofit
Made me think she's probably not real.
Magical and stylish to boot!
Magnetic charm, chiseled jawline,
Make any new friends?
Make Dave list all of Peru's bordering countries
Make it happen.
Make me me poop.
Make me part of your entourage.
Make sure we invite Moe.
Make yourselves at home, everyone, and tonight,
Makes her crazy.
Makes me realize...
Makes what I do sound pretty dull.
Man, he is in the zone.
Man, I know nuts when I see it,
Man, I really liked him.
Man, Ken was right.
Man, they should be here any day now, shouldn't they?
Man, you guys are crazy!
Man, you're able to get away to do yoga?
Man, you're able to get away to do yoga?
Many evenings alone with our instincts.
March 2014.
Marfan syndrome?
Married pearl of wisdom,
May I?
Maybe a little manicure?
Maybe a little more.
Maybe a little.
Maybe a party or gathering with a few work friends.
Maybe because of your insufficient verbosity.
Maybe because our only boom box player
Maybe for a minute,
Maybe he could be, but I'm not sure
Maybe I can't turn my brain off 'cause it's made of meat.
Maybe I could use one of those feathers.
Maybe I should start a business that combines the two...
Maybe I'm being overly cautious.
Maybe I'm just blowing it out of proportion.
Maybe it's still up there.
Maybe it's time to bail.
Maybe Megan and I should take a little break.
Maybe mom and dad don't have to know.
Maybe not.
Maybe she was more than just a stalker.
Maybe spend five more minutes on the phrasing.
Maybe the four of us should go out some time... for tapas.
Maybe there is hope for me as a parent yet.
Maybe they want to give someone else a turn.
Maybe they were never really happy.
Maybe this guy is the one,
Maybe you and I can rendezvous for a consult.
Maybe you can call him right now.
Maybe you could volunteer at the HMO.
Maybe you like like Emily.
Maybe you should ask him.
Maybe you'd feel better if you took the high road.
Maybe?
Me either.
Me neither.
Me too!
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too. All right. Well, thanks again
Me too. Sorry, Clark.
Me, by shutting down this party idea.
Me, neither. But go ahead, Grandpa.
Me, too
Me, you, Grandpa, everyone that came before us
Me? No.
Me.
Meaning they'll probably lose the championship.
Meet the Hot Legs Duvet.
Megan insists on a stress free environment, and I comply.
Megan is not happy.
Megan, wait.
Megan...
Meh meh meh meh meh meh.
Mendlove doesn't know Gary as well as I do.
Mermaids everywhere, but no Wi Fi.
Merry Christmas, baby.
Merry Christmas, honey.
Min Jun is just a friend.
Mine's not quite as... Hemingway esque.
Minus the muscle and the skill and the temperament.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Come on. She was flirting up a storm.
Mm hmm. I did see Mr. Hubert's bloodwork.
Mm hmm. Not to mention Richard Morningstar,
Mm hmm... Dr. Mendlove,
Mm, not sure it'll stick,
Mm! Hmm.
Mm?
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm. Ah.
Mm. I don't know.
Mm. I should not have used Damona's nickname for you.
Mm. I'd let her show me her listings
Mm. Motor oil.
Mm. Sí, sí. Un poquito. Mas o meno.
Mm. You sure you want to do that?
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmm!... is going to be.
Mnh!
Mnh!
Modest.
Mol, I got it.
Mol, learn from this.
Molly has a new boyfriend, and he's coming over tonight.
Molly is not you.
Molly mentioned they're your favorite.
Molly Park.
Molly said Danny Willis hurt his ankle at practice today
Molly wants to hang out tomorrow.
Molly was there for you.
Molly, can I use your charger?
Molly, Dad's a doctor. He knows what he's doing.
Molly, how would you like it if your résumé said
Molly, I'm a doctor. I don't care about that.
Molly, I'm experiencing some emotions,
Molly, Molly, Molly, hang on. Hang on.
Molly, my girl!
Molly, there's a Jae here to see you...
Molly, why don't you join Dave on the couch?
Molly.
Molly.
Molly.
Molly. I found boy for you.
Molly. I have Jae's number for you.
Molly's gonna be buckling down.
Molly's gonna throw it all away to be with Fro Yo Picasso.
Molly's good, but I'm a little worried about Dave.
Molly's not speaking to me. Allison's not thrilled with me.
Mom and dad are gonna freak out.
Mom and Dad can't see a stack of mail!
Mom and I never did that.
Mom called our relationship unhealthy.
Mom stuck in traffic again?
Mom, can I have a piece of the berry crumble?
Mom, Dad, you're back!
Mom, I can't talk about this right now.
Mom, I need you to sign a permission slip for school.
Mom, uninvite them. We can't risk having a party
Mom, would you tell him he's crazy?!
Mom's mustache is giving Dad's a run for its money.
Mommy, did you hear?
Mommy! Hold me!
Morbidly obese Santa is a bad role model
More disciplined.
More than okay. He bowled a 240.
More thinking man's comedy
Mouth closed.
Moving out.
Mr. Davis still needs a psych referral.
Mr. Dr. Gary!
Mr. Hubert? Please hold.
Mr. Hubert's medical intake form.
Mr. Hubert's suing me?! I'm being sued?!
Mr. Park as we discussed,
Mr. Sampson, are you sure you want to see a dermatologist?
Mr. White.
Mr. Willis, I have to let the school know.
Mr. Wonderful even catchphrased me!
Mr. Zimmer's tendonitis turned out to be a hairline fracture.
Mrs. Pae's had stomach pains for the last few days,
Mrs. Swenson's been coming to me for years.
Much happier now.
Multiple medical problems... Osteoporosis,
Multivitamins and antacids every day,
My alma mater!
My amazing daughter was helping me realize
My best friend from high school, Curt.
My dad can handle it.
My dad used to maker me go catfishing with him.
My dad wasn't cheating on my mom.
My dad's been playing Go Stop forever with those guys.
My dad's left several over the last week.
My dad's not all gruff like that.
My family has gotten so involved,
My family would always sing
My family wouldn't be in shambles
My God. Wow. I don't know what to say.
My Hallow vegan boo nana bites.
My heart's broken, too.
My influences?
My leg healed two years ago.
My little cub has become a mama bear.
My love, my everything.
My mom even used that app to combine our pictures
My mom would make baked potatoes.
My mother said almost the exact same thing to my dad
My name is Santa, not Dr. Phil.
My name's Erin, and I don't want a ball.
My only regret is I graduated in three years.
My orthopedist has me taking
My parents never let me have pets when I was a kid!
My parents texted you were coming.
My parents were right.
My parents would try and stump me with big words,
My point is...
My resident, Julie,
My smart, talented, ambitious daughter's future derailed,
My son's with his grandma right now,
My sweet boy,
My teacher says it helps to hear it spoken.
My wife. She good.
My... name... is... Bum Kun.
Nah, nah, nah.
Nah, who am I kidding?
Naughty.
Need a vacation day? Meeting.
Need to schedule a meeting? Meeting.
Never again will I look like a loser up in here
Never better.
Never mind.
Never stepping on each other's toes...
Next time, just don't forget about the conference.
Next time, let's just talk about this stuff first.
Next time, we'll hang out at Linda's.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Nice job, people. Good work pulling it together.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice try, mom. They're peeled g****s.
Nice, appropriate jeans on.
No
No "Farmer in the Dell" fans here?
No big deal.
No boundary issues if I'm not here.
No calls during a sesh? Damn it!
No college, Allison.
No crap! That was a full beer!
No idea.
No judgment.
No matter what comes through the door,
No matter what happens.
No more Stanford! She's throwing her life away!
No one breaks up with Megan.
No one dies at Welltopia.
No one listens to voicemails anymore.
No one punts back to Dr. Park.
No one's been able to jimmy his doors open
No one's ever said that to me before.
No pockets.
No pulse. He's not breathing
No student should get straight A's so easy
No symptoms? Sounds like he's gonna be fine.
No time. Super slammed today.
No way.
No, 'cause I actually trust your competence.
No, actually, I was talking to Ken.
No, an apology is an admission of fault.
No, basketball is my life.
No, because it's rare.
No, but Hyun was clever in other ways.
No, but I do know we need to support
No, Dad.
No, Dr. Park, you can't do this to me.
No, dude.
No, he can't play!
No, he was not.
No, he's, um, he's looking at porn.
No, I can't poop even when I'm taking my stupid Synthroid.
No, I didn't clear Danny to play.
No, I didn't know Mr. Hubert had a history of prostate cancer.
No, I mean that nut, Megan, he's dating.
No, I mean you now. Don't talk so much.
No, I need your badge for the copy machine.
No, I swear to God.
No, I told you... I enjoyed the other day.
No, I was talking to Clark.
No, I wasn't...
No, I went to Stamford Community College
No, I'll listen to it just to be sure.
No, I'm not a clown.
No, I'm not hungry.
No, it's her psychiatry practice.
No, it's okay. I'm okay, Dad.
No, it's rhetorical.
No, just leave it.
No, Ken, it does not.
No, Ken. Tell us.
No, Ken. With this.
No, Ken's great.
No, listen.
No, my insurance will pay for everything,
No, no betcha.
No, no, Grandma was sick. Eczema.
No, no, I mean, it's...
No, no, no, Clark. No, uh... No.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. I should talk to him
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. That's too easy.
No, no, no, no. We're here to relax.
No, no, no! But you can't say anything!
No, no, no.
No, no, no. Tell him I'm not here.
No, no, no. Um, Dave's game got canceled.
No, no, Pat!
No, no, you're nailing it, Clark.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no. Just let her go.
No, no. Molly's right.
No, no. She doesn't want to take...
No, none of the other kids talked to me.
No, not at all.
No, not for him.
No, Pat, are you kidding me?
No, silly.
No, still stuck on 30.
No, thank you.
No, that was Belize.
No, that's not it.
No, that's not... I didn't... I'm still...
No, that's...
No, the test results came back. You have Marfan syndrome.
No, the whole thing is messed up.
No, this audiobook. Tina Fey, "Bossypants."
No, this is a sign.
No, we were talking about Allison... Wonderland.
No, we were trying to make them shorter.
No, we're really more homebodies.
No, we're talking about going.
No, you can't.
No, you haven't.
No, you were right.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! Dave done Dave long enough!
No! How are you a doctor?
No! I was taking the high road!
No! I'm confident because I'm awesome!
No! I'm just a little rusty, Mrs. Ahn.
No! No, no, no, no!
No! No!
No! No! No, no!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Come on, come on.
No. Don't do that.
No. He's my dad.
No. I I got to put my foot down.
No. I just drove all the way down to Long Beach to bowl.
No. If anything, I'm a little lugubrious.
No. Ignore that.
No. It's just a term. It's common as people get older
No. Just looking at that product gives me a nightmare.
No. No one deserves, "Dave doesn't like you anymore!
No. No, I'm just heading to the liquor store.
No. No.
No. No. I mean...
No. Not dull. Everyday.
No. She needs it. Sand them, Vivian.
No. Thank you.
No. Um...
No. We're happily married.
No. You know I'm spoken for.
No. You stumped me.
Nobody called me that.
Nobody else in the world would be able
Nobody listening for the door,
Nobody's ever said that to me before.
Non invasive, man. Groovy.
None, unless it's ready to change.
Nope, someone's wheezing.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope. I'm a hugger.
Nope. The arms are good.
Not again.
Not an inference if you just say stuff.
Not anymore.
Not bad, right?
Not because he doesn't love you.
Not cool, gumiho.
Not dressed up like anything right now.
Not even the three dots that means he's writing something,
Not great, Molly.
Not if she knows the reason.
Not if the postal strike happens.
Not just Allison.
Not just yours.
Not licorice store!
Not literally.
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily. Did you see those scores?
Not normal!
Not only did you teach a man how to fish,
Not only yourself, but this entire documentary.
Not since Allison started working here.
Not someone who builds with bricks and stones.
Not sure what to do or where to go.
Not the haircut.
Not the life you have.
Not to be all cliché, but is this seat taken?
Not to pile on,
Not to talk to anybody from Welltopia, so...
Not yet.
Not yet.
Nothing came up.
Nothing he does bothers me.
Nothing now.
Nothing. I just wanted to hang out.
Nothing's wrong. What's wrong with you?
Now the alarm is gonna go off,
Now they eat lunch and chart together.
Now they're all bringing plus ones.
Now will you let me out of the cage?
Now you're just being supercilious.
Now you're talking about cardiac arrest?
Now you're talking!
Now you've got the truth. Get out of here.
Now, go into Laura's room on the left,
Now, I know this news comes as a shock,
Now, I need you to go through these,
Now, I wasn't always like this.
Now, most of these you'll see the name Pat Hein,
Now, somebody teach me how to play some craps!
Now, what do you say we all hop in the car
Now, what you saw was just a, uh...
Now, when you're off, you're off, like today,
Now, who wants to cuddle up and make the magic happen?
Now, who's that gonna help?
Now, why would I do that when I have no interest in her
Nuh uh! Nuh uh! Don't do that!
Number 1...
Nuts!
O Okay, D.K. Have a great game.
O Okay.
Obligatory laughter.
Of course I will, all the way through college.
Of course I'd prefer someone in college.
Of course Ken would take credit for...
Of course not.
Of course not.
Of course, Dad. But don't say anything to Pat.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of managed care at Welltopia, and they've selected
Of me and Connor hiking,
Of people just trying to improve their lot in life.
Of the primary care provider.
Of torrid, if noncommittal, lovemaking.
Of what you'll be getting when I host the banquet.
Of why we're all here... it's to make a difference,
Oh my God! Really?
Oh my God. How'd that happen?
Oh my God. Yes.
Oh, 'cause I was gonna give your parking spot
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, absolutely. So, who do we have?
Oh, actually, I'm not pre med anymore.
Oh, Al Pacino sneezing backwards...
Oh, and always felt an overwhelming
Oh, and Dad thinks it could make my face fall off.
Oh, and his smile... I love his smile.
Oh, and I may have been in the navy.
Oh, and I, uh...
Oh, and we're out of yogurt. Love you. Bye.
Oh, are we imitating dads now?
Oh, are you out of your Coke Zero?
Oh, are you scared?
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, but it's not a normal ghost story.
Oh, Clark, good morning.
Oh, Clark.
Oh, come on, Allison.
Oh, come on, Dave.
Oh, come on! His shoes?!
Oh, damn it.
Oh, damn it.
Oh, damn!
Oh, damn! What smells so good?
Oh, Damona.
Oh, Damona.
Oh, did they?
Oh, did you want one?
Oh, doing a Chipotle run?
Oh, don't think of me as a stranger, no.
Oh, Dr. Park!
Oh, even the bass gets a solo?
Oh, everybody!
Oh, from the... downstairs cafeteria
Oh, God no. Please.
Oh, God, no!
Oh, God, no. Definitely not.
Oh, God, you were right. That was a disaster.
Oh, God!
Oh, good, someone's finally trying
Oh, good. Good looking out.
Oh, gosh! I got to get back to work!
Oh, great.
Oh, great. So what are you doing?
Oh, he has plans.
Oh, hello there.
Oh, hello.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, hey, girl.
Oh, hey, looks like a whole string of lights
Oh, hey, mistletoe.
Oh, hey, Mom.
Oh, hey, uh, why don't we stick around, order some dinner?
Oh, hey.
Oh, hi, Dr. Yee.
Oh, hi! I'm Erin
Oh, honey, no, that's not how you peel that!
Oh, honey, you won't believe what Erin did this morning.
Oh, honey.
Oh, I can't. I got to take Dave to school
Oh, I did not get that at all.
Oh, I didn't... that you were still... I...
Oh, I don't know if I'll have time.
Oh, I Facebook stalked you and saw
Oh, I forgot Jenkins. That makes you seventh.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, I know that one.
Oh, I like a really fine grind.
Oh, I remember in 5th grade,
Oh, I was gonna say the patient withheld information,
Oh, I was so nervous to meet you, but you're hilarious!
Oh, I won't need luck.
Oh, I would never open portal to you doing karaoke.
Oh, I'd love to.
Oh, I'll give it a chance.
Oh, I'll tell you how it's gonna play out.
Oh, I'm a single parent, too, and I also adopted.
Oh, I'm not mocking Koreans.
Oh, I'm putting them aside for Molly to file.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, if they had a Fast Pass, I would own it.
Oh, instead of mashed potatoes,
Oh, it's all good.
Oh, it's gonna be so great
Oh, it's like we're sister wives!
Oh, it's Megan. I'm gonna have to take this.
Oh, it's nice to meet you.
Oh, it's nothing.
Oh, it's running kind of slow.
Oh, it's showtime.
Oh, it's the last day of my rotation.
Oh, Jesse plays Little League, too,
Oh, Juan Julio. You were there.
Oh, Ken, you're so bad.
Oh, Ken. Really?
Oh, let me.
Oh, man, I do stuff like that all the time.
Oh, man, the lips work, too.
Oh, man! Who knocks like that?!
Oh, man.
Oh, my bad. Were you recording it?
Oh, my badge.
Oh, my God, I have the same marriage as my parents,
Oh, my God, is everything okay with you and Eric?
Oh, my God, the three R's.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Did you guys see that?! That was amazing!
Oh, my God! Mom!
Oh, my God! Yes, Papa! Yes!
Oh, my God! You too?! I can't believe you guys!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I am so set in my ways.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Please don't leave me.
Oh, my God. Really?
Oh, my God. What a coincidence.
Oh, my gosh. I just feel awful.
Oh, my, you're a whole thing, aren't you?
Oh, nice to meet you.
Oh, no need. I figured we'd just eat in front of the TV.
Oh, no problem. I'm a, uh...
Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
Oh, no, I made a mistake!
Oh, no, is it Friday? I don't want to go to work.
Oh, no, it's not about that.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no. We told your sister right away.
Oh, no, no, uh, Borat?
Oh, no, no, we don't have to...
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, not Monday.
Oh, no, she did not!
Oh, no, that's right. You're the sixth.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. I just mean because of that time
Oh, no. I'm sorry. Don't smash my car in.
Oh, no. Most of them had nothing to do with you.
Oh, no. They say nice things.
Oh, not much.
Oh, now I'm a charity case?
Oh, Nut Meg. Double zing.
Oh, of course not.
Oh, oh, let's get out of here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh! Close your eyes.
Oh, oh! I think I know this. Uh...
Oh, oh. We're really doing this.
Oh, okay, so, regarding the doughnut.
Oh, okay. Great.
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
Oh, okay. Well, Eric is one of...
Oh, Pat, I've been here for hours, no badge,
Oh, Pat, please, you were right.
Oh, Pat.
Oh, please, the Cheesecake Factory
Oh, please! That's just the way we are.
Oh, please. She is 17.
Oh, please... Call me Dr. Park.
Oh, princess, you look great,
Oh, right, not your thing.
Oh, right, the place down the street.
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
Oh, right. From our wedding.
Oh, screw it. He can Uber.
Oh, she is great, Eric.
Oh, shrimp?
Oh, snap! He got you!
Oh, snap. He's feeding her cheesecake!
Oh, so he's older than Molly?
Oh, so now you're gonna make me check your purse.
Oh, so you get to use studies but I don't!
Oh, so you're gonna be mad at me now?
Oh, so you're punting that to me, too?
Oh, sorry, pop, I'm nothing without you.
Oh, speaking of which, did you hear
Oh, stop!
Oh, sure, and have you say, "No way, stud.
Oh, sure.
Oh, sure. Blame the woman.
Oh, sweaty.
Oh, sweetie, I know you won't.
Oh, tell them about the catfish.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thanks. Yours, too.
Oh, that feels strange.
Oh, that makes sense.
Oh, that reminds me...
Oh, that.
Oh, that's a cobweb with a leaf stuck in it.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, that's probably the real estate lady
Oh, that's right! He moved in today.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, the best years of my life.
Oh, then I guess you just need to be more disciplined.
Oh, there's always this Christmas classic.
Oh, this is coming out too light.
Oh, uh, AP Bio.
Oh, uh, Connor is coming, too.
Oh, uh, I don't know how many half off fliers Clark got, so..
Oh, uh, well, I'm a...
Oh, um, the first, uh...
Oh, um...
Oh, wait a sec.
Oh, wait, is that that Groupon you were telling me about?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Oh, we read it.
Oh, we'd love to film you with a patient, if we may.
Oh, we're not...
Oh, we're reading the nurses newsletter,
Oh, welcome, Allison. This affects you, too.
Oh, well, I'm a vegan,
Oh, well, I'm glad you covered it.
Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted.
Oh, where's yours?
Oh, will you put that thing away, buddy?
Oh, yeah, but I eat lunch at 12:30.
Oh, yeah, come on. You're only human.
Oh, yeah, just keep my e mail open.
Oh, yeah, look what she sent me.
Oh, yeah, see, that's him.
Oh, yeah, she did!
Oh, yeah, well, we're out of peanut butter,
Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah? I heard you talking about me.
Oh, yeah? It happened to my sister.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. I'll consider that never.
Oh, yeah. Jazz and I have a lot in common...
Oh, yeah. That funky Dixieland song.
Oh, yeah... sad sack.
Oh, you a funny man with some...
Oh, you already drank it, sunshine.
Oh, you and I have the same story.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
Oh, you got it, man.
Oh, you have got to be kidding me!
Oh, you learn that sentence from Korean book. Big deal.
Oh, you mean "Doodles cute paint smear"?
Oh, you must be Gary.
Oh, you read it?
Oh, you saved my ass!
Oh, you should see our wedding video.
Oh, you two are so cute together.
Oh, you two look so cute.
Oh, you want my autograph, huh?
Oh, you would lo...
Oh, you wouldn't understand. It's a Korean thing.
Oh, you're gonna make this all about you?
Oh, your son is here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! And it's my birthday, yo! West Side!
Oh! And you peeled the potatoes right into the sink.
Oh! Dave's haircut... comped!
Oh! Go for it.
Oh! Horizontal! Horizontal!
Oh! I did not get that at all.
Oh! I tried stand up comedy at the Laugh Factory.
Oh! Nice jeans, Mom.
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Says the lady who hasn't had a boyfriend in two years.
Oh! So you're like Patch Adams!
Oh! Speaking of Christmas shopping,
Oh! Thank you!
Oh! This is so exciting!
Oh! We did it!
Oh! You don't have to ask me twice.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. And can you also pick up some creamy peanut butter?
Oh. And congratulations on being elected.
Oh. And congratulations on being elected.
Oh. And Molly, too.
Oh. Chul can't make it.
Oh. Did not see that coming.
Oh. Excuse me.
Oh. Hello.
Oh. Hi.
Oh. How convenient.
Oh. I'm so sorry.
Oh. Is that how it is?
Oh. Mind if I just top this...
Oh. My friends are coming for card game tonight.
Oh. No deductible?
Oh. No friends? No wonder why you're so blue.
Oh. No, no, no, no. No.
Oh. Oh. I'm sorry.
Oh. So it's 1938?
Oh. Thank God.
Oh. Thanks, but I'm good for now.
Oh. Then they're up by three.
Oh. This is nice.
Oh. Uh... sorry.
Oh. Um... I'll do that later.
Oh. Well, the prednisone?
Oh. Well...
Oh. What is it?
Oh. When I was little,
Oh. You.
Oh... w... did you call me back in?
Ohh, I hope it's more than just cute.
Ohh, my God!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh. Right.
Ohh... I'm sort of proud of you.
Ohhh!
Ohhh! No, she didn't!
Ohhh.
Ohhhh!
Oho, I get that.
Oil can.
Oil can.
Oil.
Oka a a y.
Okay
Okay
Okay people, I think we've gone past the moment.
Okay, all right.
Okay, Barry. Be good, Wayne!
Okay, but if I'm being kidnapped,
Okay, but you need to give me complete creative control.
Okay, bye.
Okay, calm down, Dad. That's not true.
Okay, can we get back to the story?
Okay, can you push back on my hand?
Okay, clearly the Benadryl isn't working,
Okay, Dr. Park, it is one thing to mess with me,
Okay, Dr. Park. Now can you answer it?
Okay, fine.
Okay, fine.
Okay, good.
Okay, guys. I know you're ragging on me.
Okay, hang on.
Okay, he's been taking antacids, which is...
Okay, here's the interesting thing about that.
Okay, I am not signing that, Al.
Okay, I got a hold of my friend Luke.
Okay, I got it, Dad.
Okay, I have a little gift
Okay, I have to throw together a costume for tonight.
Okay, I know you're not on board with the party,
Okay, I love you guys, too. Bye.
Okay, I see what you're doing.
Okay, I went to the bakery
Okay, it's mostly for me to wear.
Okay, just get ahold of I.T.
Okay, Ken and Allison Park? Dave is up next.
Okay, let's all thank Santa for coming tonight.
Okay, let's not talk it to death.
Okay, look, Mr. Hubert, I came here to say I'm s...
Okay, look.
Okay, look.
Okay, meditation, take two.
Okay, Mr. Davis.
Okay, no ball.
Okay, occasionally when he is eating,
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay. I'm talking to you as a friend.
Okay, Pat, I'm gonna give you some Benadryl,
Okay, people, I'm not beat yet.
Okay, poetic.
Okay, Pokémon's not a sport.
Okay, since I moved to the HMO,
Okay, slow down, we haven't even met him yet.
Okay, so Mom didn't go to Korea because Grandma was sick?
Okay, so no backgammon.
Okay, so you know Kathleen Parker, the nurses union rep?
Okay, so, things are starting to get weird.
Okay, so, you're moving in with someone you barely know?
Okay, sweetie,
Okay, thanks, Grandpa.
Okay, that is crazy.
Okay, that's enough for now.
Okay, that's enough hippie tea for you.
Okay, that's literally what a CAT scan does.
Okay, the answer to your riddle is...
Okay, then. Thanks. Weird. Bye.
Okay, then. You have a good day.
Okay, this is what I mean about burning yourself out.
Okay, to be clear,
Okay, uh, I don't know what's going on
Okay, uh, just have to type in my password.
Okay, uh, let's just take a a little step back here, okay?
Okay, we all know your dad
Okay, well, I'm headed to the wellness seminar.
Okay, well, there's your gift.
Okay, well, uh, how about a softer and safer Frisbee?
Okay, well, we'll check these again tomorrow
Okay, well, you tell him
Okay, what's happening here?
Okay, why are you spinning out this time?
Okay, y you can have a sip of mine.
Okay, you didn't mention that when I examined you.
Okay, you ever heard of Reggie Lewis?
Okay, you guys. This is it.
Okay, you know what? From now on,
Okay, your lab shows that you have an under active thyroid,
Okay, your operating system has this appointment function.
Okay?
Okay? I'm fantastic!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. But some of us still have to wear them.
Okay. Damona doesn't like to talk about it,
Okay. Fine. I may have misled you
Okay. From one puzzle to another.
Okay. Let's just stop and focus on nurse to patient ratio.
Okay. Like what?
Okay. Okay.
Okay. So, are you bringing anyone, Pat?
Okay. Sounds good.
Okay. Then it's now or never.
Okay. Um, I'm... I'm told your wife
Okay. Um...
Okay. You can take a break too, Mom.
Ol' Kenny Park, that's who.
Old timey detectives.
On a Tuesday at sundown.
On how asthma can be diagnosed through saliva tests.
On the fuse box?
On their 30th anniversary at the Sizzler!
Once I hit this button, there's no turning back.
One amp of epi
One day, he decided he was old enough to walk alone.
One of my exes even suffered from panic attacks.
One of my proudest moments.
One of our patients just attempted suicide.
One out of one doctor surveyed recommended it.
One thing I learned over the years
Online, Damona, where the world is.
Only if you're inspired
Only to be tended to by other exhausted nurses.
Oof baboof.
Oof, I am in the same boat with Connor,
Ooh, a lot of stuff been going on with me lately.
Ooh, Allison, you can't compete with that.
Ooh, Ally Lama.
Ooh, are we talking about not going?
Ooh, consult... that's good.
Ooh, doubles.
Ooh, holiday treats.
Ooh, I do impressions, too.
Ooh, I see you're influenced by Gauguin.
Ooh, is he a good cook?
Ooh, it says here you're up next.
Ooh, let me guess.
Ooh, maybe with some bog pudding,
Ooh, she's pissed at you.
Ooh, so sorry,
Ooh, that's the mushrooms.
Ooh, uh, I'm not really feeling vegan stromboli.
Ooh, yes!"
Ooh, you made your berry crumble.
Ooh! Intrigue. What's up?
Ooh! Is that Modern Chef?
Ooh! Meatballs!
Ooh! So sorry. That title's already taken.
Ooh! Who's gonna have a spa day?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh. Grr!
Ooh. Mol, something wrong?
Ooh. So Mol, still no SAT scores?
Ooh. Tough stuff, buddy.
Oooh! Comin' for the queen.
Oops.
Open this door before I got to pee!
Or as I should say...
Or assessing vitals or, you know, restoring a heartbeat.
Or at least that's the lie they were shucking.
Or can I?
Or could it have been
Or do your tastes run more towards the Maysles Brothers?
Or Dobby from "Harry Potter"?
Or he just has to pee. One of the two.
Or he would have sued anyway,
Or Hyun is not as funny as he think he is.
Or I would have known his PSA should have been zero
Or is it?
Or is there a chance these could be your issues?
Or it's a rad pop up concert in the woods.
Or maybe he never would have sued at all if I had apologized.
Or maybe not and they'll break up.
Or maybe they're thinking,
Or Megan is not going to be happy.
Or my thighs after a spin class?
Or my thighs after a spin class?
Or spontaneous flower giving?
Or the placement of a napkin.
Or the ripple effects of the Brexit.
Or the...
Or tickets or... I don't know,
Or what time we eat.
Or whatever this is.
Or when he forgot to move out.
Or whenever Allison cooks, C minuses.
Or you can stay out of my business.
Or you can take that frosty tone of yours
Or you could just go home... it's 6:00.
Or you need to end it.
Or... or Heather Michaels,
Our car is waiting for us.
Our main points being shorter shifts
Our spare key is under the ugly garden gnome thing...
Our work here is done.
Out of family obligation?
Out of toilet paper? Meeting.
Over my hosting the banquet, no.
Ow!
Oy vey.
P.S. I wanted to tell you.
Papa.
Party's just getting started.
Pass.
Pat used to make that for me every morning.
Pat, do you imagine that Damona being pushed
Pat, enough!
Pat, I hope this isn't uncomfortable for you,
Pat, I I'm... I'm fine, because...
Pat, I mean he's always saying, "Say hi to Allison for me."
Pat, if we don't care for Megan,
Pat, it's 9:30 in the morning.
Pat, that song came out when you were in your 30s.
Pat, this is Eric.
Pat, you're allergic to Megan
Pat! What is your endgame here?
Pat.
Pat's 15 minutes late.
Pat's been through a lot.
Pat's offering me a job where you work?
Pat's out of the office all afternoon,
Pat's stranded on the side of the freeway.
Patient care suffers when doctors over work.
Peanuts? Any wheezing?
People might start hanging out with me just because of this.
People running when they hear me, ghosts.
People, I have a very personal announcement
Perfect.
Perhaps.
Phew!
Physical exam normal.
Pistol Pete Maravich?
Pitchers, Pat.
Plans fell through. I go with you.
Please come home and make dinner tomorrow.
Please stop doing that
Please, I am not gonna let some ratty ass plastic ID
Please, I would never beat around the bush like that.
Please.
Please. They order in like every night.
Plus, he's Korean... not a requirement, but a happy bonus.
Plus, it'll be that rare chance
Plus, it's father and doctor approved.
Plus, this is the first time
Poor Allison.
Porn... yeah. Porn... Yes.
Praise from Caesar!
Pressed.
Pretty different than mine.
Pretty good.
Pretty impressive.
Pretty smart how you built him up like that.
Pretty sure it doesn't!
Primary care is usually much more exciting.
Probably get my stomach pumped, my tongue sanded.
Probably gonna be a long sesh.
Problem solved.
Provided this California girl
Pshh! I ain't afraid of no gwishin.
Pssh! Old people.
Psst. Amy.
Psst. Korean Three. Hook me up.
Punt mate!
Punt mate.
Punt!
Push, push.
Put him in the cage and ready him.
Put in a good word for you. Of course.
Put it back!
Put it in the car when you pack your stuff.
Put it there.
Ran out of eggs.
Rather than battling traffic on the 405
Real people person.
Really drove the point home.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? 'Cause there's a lot of yoga.
Really? Consult?
Really? Now? Pick your moments.
Really? Ooh!
Really? The name doesn't...
Really? You're a high road guy now?
Really?!
Refill, refer, repeat.
Regard me rather as a creepy friend
Regarding my dating life.
Reinvent myself?
Remember I sent out that memo saying
Remember the tailspin you went into
Remember when I was talking to them on the phone the other day?
Remind me to invite them to my next mammogram.
Remind me... 101 ya to Western ya?
Rescued from children's Easter baskets,
Resentments grow, we talk less and less,
Respect?! What about you?
Respect.
Riddle is...
Right again, Dave.
Right in the ghost nuts! The answer was bamboo!
Right under "medical history," it says...
Right when it opened.
Right, baby? You say right.
Right, because the patient, uh...
Right, Dad?
Right, I I was frustrated.
Right, right, left, right, left,
Right, right, left, right, left, straight for a while,
Right, right.
Right?
Right.
Right. Sorry. No. I, um...
Rigid? I have to be rigid to hold things together
Rocking that stainless steel barbecue brush of a mustache
Room temperature fruit.
Ruin my look. Ah!
Run around outside, get exercise.
Run around outside, get exercise.
Run free, music! Run free!
Salt miner.
Same time tomorrow?
Santa will bring you a ball.
Santa will bring you a ball.
Santa will bring you a ball.
Santa, I want "Call of Duty IV."
Santa's not a gruff guy
Santa's not a gruff guy
Satire again. Reclaiming the stereotype... No?
Saving lives.
Say hi to Smash Mouth for me.
Science fair. Junior high.
Scream.
Scrubs are appropriate and comfortable.
Second, it'd be just super if you happened to have
Second, we have an opening at the psychiatry clinic
Secret weapon is me.
See ya.
See you at 1:00.
See you in two weeks.
See you later, babe.
See you later.
See, Allison? Something came up.
See, I can't...
See, my coffee is robust and flavorful,
See, sweetie, uh, I know you're new here,
See?
See?
See? He is in my now right head.
See? Now, that's funny.
See? That was long, and there were some really boring parts,
Seems like the smiling thing.
Seems like you're questioning my integrity!
Seems we have a couple things to catch up on,
Sense of doom around me,
Seriously, I want them to see fun Allison.
Seriously, what was that?
Seriously?
Seriously? Dinner?
Seriously? The flowers, too?
Seriously? You didn't even flinch.
Sexy, sexy man.
Sh... should I...?
She always goes for the bad boys.
She and I can spend more quality time together.
She assumed you were Korean.
She backs the other way.
She came back to that E.R. in an ambulance,
She complains about it constantly.
She deserves better than an exhausted nurse
She didn't accept my apology.
She didn't even ask you once.
She does have the car keys.
She does not do dishes for a family of five.
She doesn't want me to feel bad about embarrassing her
She feels bad, but she said we should eat without her.
She had that no locked and loaded.
She hasn't dropped out of school, she's just dating!
She hasn't given up anything yet.
She is great, yes. You know what?
She is in a tough sitch.
She is on the verge of greatness.
She is stressing you out, and it's making you sick.
She lives online.
She loves tapas.
She lures children to her
She made a brilliant breakthrough on this patient...
She made that very clear!
She must really not want to be around you.
She needs her Mama Bear. Ah. Classic cub call.
She never does that anymore
She never talks.
She really does like mermaids.
She said she loved him.
She said, "I'm the receptionist."
She said. "That's not true. Who told you that?"
She saw the photo, she didn't like it, and that stings.
She says, "Bye bye."
She sounds great.
She sounds like a young intern
She texted that Pat might get her
She thinks I'm funny, and she touched my arm.
She thinks it's a form of hitchhiking.
She wants to focus on her studies.
She wants to focus on her studies.
She was a gumiho.
She was here before.
She was like, "Wah!"
She was on you like a bad haircut on a Norwegian dude.
She was standing in sprinklers for a good 10 minutes!
She was written up in the med school newsletter.
She was?
She watch a lot of golf.
She wou... she... she wouldn't 'cause,
She wouldn't?
She'd make me stand in the corner for cracking jokes.
She'll be back.
She'll talk! What is wrong with her?!
She's a member of the AOA Medical Honor Society
She's applying to Stanford, too.
She's been wall to wall with patients,
She's funny.
She's gonna feel the way she did last night.
She's great.
She's having people over.
She's pretty. Oh, and she likes mermaids.
She's screaming at Grandpa.
She's still here.
She's strong willed,
She's volunteering this week, remember?
She's with a patient. You know?
She's young. Who knows if it's even gonna last?
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Shh! You're embarrassing me in front of Danny Willis!
Shotgun!
Should be multiple offers.
Shouldn't we be getting a hard copy?
Shouldn't we present these ideas
Show some consideration. That's all.
Shut it, Pat. Go grab some pitchers.
Shut up and pay.
Shut your ass up.
Sí, Jefe.
Sia later, y'all.
Simon, the key to the Diamonds' place is on my desk.
Since Ken and Allison started working together?
Since the '60s, yeah.
Since we're all prisoners of fate anyway.
Since we're co workers and frien... co workers.
Singles bars? Dating websites?
Sinus rhythm.
Sixth grade's too easy. Dave could move to seventh grade.
Smiling is overvalued by Americans.
So am I. I'll text you.
So at some point, you were more than friends?
So cool. So commanding.
So earlier, you said you weren't happy being a doctor.
So either you leave or I'm gone.
So for now we're gonna have to get on board.
So funny!
So good that a music producer brought her into his studio
So good.
So great.
So he can have confidence to fly.
So he's just got to lay off the antacids.
So help me out.
So hideous, legend has it that if you look right at one,
So how are you feeling?
So I called the ambulance.
So I followed you here and I figured, you know...
So I got you this.
So I had to use Reese's Pieces, and...
So I just threw on this old thing.
So I know how you feel.
So I understand you volunteered here at Welltopia last fall.
So I was cold,
So I'll see ya. Bye.
So I'm gonna go.
So I'm gonna have to notch you up to prednisone.
So I'm gonna say it first.
So I'm probably just gonna have, like, a pinecone salad.
So I'm really happy to see you.
So I'm sending you upstairs for skin testing with Dr. Jenkins.
So I'm standing there, can't find a receptionist,
So it could be a little less.
So it's clear to me
So it's perfectly natural for you to feel sad or upset.
So let me get this straight.
So let's close our eyes and begin.
So many feelings.
So maybe he's not the best judge.
So maybe it could be stress.
So medically speaking...
So much better than my husband.
So much better, Allison. And you were right.
So my dad puts his fist in there,
So no complaints here.
So no more talk about awkward personal stuff.
So not a typical day at the HMO.
So on behalf of all of those patients
So on some level, I felt even an unhealthy relationship
So peaceful.
So she can eat their hearts and livers.
So should we plant this outside?
So sue me for being thorough!
So take it with grain of salt.
So thank you for giving me the courage to do this.
So that I can help people, just like you helped me.
So that's what you call friendship?
So then I'm like, "With all due respect, Christophe",
So treating of her pain is like solving
So we agree... shifts stay the same.
So we can go?
So we're just gonna have to wait it out.
So we're taking advice from a guy
So were you... flirting with her?
So what do you think, Ken?
So what else you got?
So what you're saying is, this is more about your career
So what?
So what? You just don't talk about work?
So what's your invention?
So when the hand goes up, the mouth goes...
So where you thinking about going, anyway?
So why wouldn't I just do the same thing?
So would you mind giving us a little privacy?
So you can study a lot and have no distractions?
So you did it. How do you feel?
So you enjoy cappuccino?
So you must have the wrong number.
So you sure there's nothing else I can do for you?
So you're okay?
So, about the championship game Friday?
So, actually, it is my business.
So, Allison, how are the kids?
So, are you gonna, like,
So, are you guys enjoying the show?
So, are you happy being a doctor?
So, based on my exam, I heard a loud heart murmur,
So, by trying to correct his sodium levels,
So, can I stay for a chat?
So, D.K., finish telling us about your lake shark.
So, Dave, your game got canceled.
So, Dave's principal called.
So, do you have any nausea or abdominal pain?
So, does this mean I move up in the doctor rankings?
So, does this mean no more fancy lunches
So, Eric and I didn't fight for two whole hours.
So, Erin's thing, then.
So, every receipt
So, get this.
So, guess who has a girlfriend.
So, half day, house to ourselves.
So, have things changed
So, he's okay?
So, her stellar marital pedigree cancels out your tarnished one.
So, here we go.
So, how are things going with my receipts?
So, how old was Dave when he came to live with you?
So, how was school today?
So, how was your day?
So, how'd it go?
So, how's everyone doing? We having fun yet?
So, how's it going with that new fella of yours?
So, Hyun was locked in a cage,
So, Hyun was totally lost in the woods...
So, I ask the lady,
So, I Googled C+C Music Factory,
So, I guess I just feel like
So, I have three children... 11, 17, and 46.
So, I lost my virginity to Damona's voice?
So, I probably shouldn't bring up the fact
So, I said, "Uh, you can't be the receptionist
So, I was president of the Spanish Club,
So, is being a doctor
So, it's... it's not because of the...
So, Jae, I hope you like seafood,
So, just send another taxi.
So, no, it's not how I pictured it.
So, other than being Korean and a boy,
So, Pat Hein won't be able to make it tonight.
So, please... come back?
So, published at 21?
So, really, guys, I actually have everything
So, SAT scores come yet?
So, the librarian asked you to play Santa for the kids' party?
So, this morning,
So, uh, Mr. Davis is back,
So, uh...
So, um...
So, want to talk about this?
So, were all your jokes about me?
So, what are you gonna wear to our party on Friday?
So, what did you find out?
So, what did you think of Jae?
So, what do you do when he does something that bothers you?
So, what do you say we keep our families out of this?
So, what game did Hyun have to play
So, what is it you wanted to talk about?
So, what led you to take up employment for...
So, what'd you think of the meditation?
So, what's everyone doing tomorrow?
So, what's everyone got planned for tonight?
So, what's the first pearl of wisdom you have for me?
So, what's up?
So, what's your go to, hmm?
So, when did you get here?
So, who are your influences?
So, why didn't you tell us?
So, yeah, so, you know, what are you guys studying, man?
So, you doing anything fun tonight?
So, you made things right with Pat?
So, you wouldn't feel like you were only seeing me
So, your license plate says "Boyy Toyy"?
So...
So...
So... what's up with the hole in the backyard?
So... you're saying he should change himself
Some days more than others.
Some people are still eavesdropping!
Some people over here...
Some pretty delicious damages.
Some sort of a show, anyway.
Somebody eat my yogurt, they gonna hear about it!
Somebody has got to teach me how to play craps
Somebody might be in my stuff and I...
Somebody!
Someone hit his car.
Someone's been boning up on her SAT vocab.
Someone's sounding vainglorious.
Something wrong?
Sometimes I even think about having kids.
Sometimes it just takes him a while to get there.
Sometimes life is scary, but you know what?
Sometimes she just powers through.
Sometimes there are worse consequences.
Sometimes they're big mistakes we really should have caught.
Sometimes we make mistakes.
Sometimes you can just...
Sometimes you don't just need a doctor,
Son, I get it.
Son, you don't play around.
Sorry for the up and back.
Sorry to disappoint, but if you're expecting everyday,
Sorry to pull you away from what seems like
Sorry we didn't tell you right away,
Sorry we're late, but some people would rather
Sorry, Dave. Breakups are hard.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, I can't be funny right now.
Sorry, I didn't catch that. What was that?
Sorry, I need to go eat my feelings.
Sorry, I really got to get out of this.
Sorry, I'm overheating. It's really warm in here.
Sorry, Juan Julio. Not fired.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. I didn't think anybody was home
Sorry. I have an itch.
Sorry. I meant to mumble that.
Sorry. I'm having a hard time continuing this charade
Sorry. I'm hungry.
Sorry. I'm... I'm so easily swayed.
Sorry. It was the face paint.
Sorry. Just not a clue.
Sorry. One of mine got in.
Sorry. That wasn't it?
Sorry. That's kind of personal.
Sorry. That's the nurse in me talking.
Sorry. The framing took a little longer than I expected.
Sorry... which studies are those?
Spare me the lie and just tell me you're having an affair.
Speaking of Eric...
Special for him.
Specialists like to call him Dr. Punt.
Spider! Run!
Spoiler alert... I killed.
Spoiler alert... they will.
Spoken with veracity, Mom.
Spot on impressions of my wife behind her back,
Sprinkle your fairy dust someplace else.
Stand up for the hundreds of nurses who are counting on you.
Standing outside the kitchen window creepy staring at you?
Stanford's not gonna reject you because your mom
Staring out the window, thinking deep thoughts.
Starring our patient Mr. Hubert and his bowling league
Stay with me here.
Still, Damona is never going to agree to go.
Stomach pain?
Stones, groans, abdominal moans means...
Stop bogarting Gary, man.
Stop! This bus does not leave!
Straight for a while, then left,
Stressful between you and Megan?
Stressful?
Stuff that's true?
Subtle.
Suckily.
Super cool.
Super mindful.
Sure, but who's gonna take care of you?
Sure, I've been called difficult,
Sure, if you want to lean into the cliché.
Sure, some days can be pretty routine,
Sure, your dad is jacked, but this is crossing a line.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. What's up?
Surely not me.
Sweet gig!
Sweet gig!
Sweet silence.
Sweet, paid gig.
Sweet, sweet Clark.
Ta da!
Taboo or trailblazing?
Take care, Erin.
Take her on one of your learning walks?
Take your thyroid medication.
Taking too long.
Talk to me, Simon.
Talking to a cute guy and his son?"
Tammy's parents have a hot tub.
Teachable moment.
Teenagers.
Tell him "Yes."
Tell me about it.
Tell me again about the time Ken started wearing lifts.
Tell me more.
Tell me you didn't forget.
Tell me, did you learn that
Tell us your little story.
Telling everybody what they're doing wrong.
Telling everybody what they're doing wrong.
Tempting?
Th That's very nice, but it's a parent/teacher conference.
Than be extremely unhappy with a debilitating rash.
Than getting us what we need to care for our patients.
Than most of the salties I run with.
Than the anti coagulant therapy Erin advocates, so...
Thank God I have the rest of the week to recover.
Thank God.
Thank God. I worked through lunch again.
Thank you for abusing your power as office manager
Thank you for believing in me.
Thank you for proving my point.
Thank you for saying that
Thank you for your apology.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Allison.
Thank you, Allison.
Thank you, Allison. I'm a very good person.
Thank you, Clark.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, Radisson Ballroom B!
Thank you, Sharks.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Thank you. Not now.
Thank you. Not now.
Thank you. Not now.
Thank you. You can close it.
Thank you...
Thank you... and in the cafeteria,
Thanks
Thanks again for having me.
Thanks for apologizing.
Thanks for breakfast, Grandpa.
Thanks for coming with me.
Thanks for everything.
Thanks for letting me play. It's a real honor.
Thanks for proving me wrong.
Thanks for pushing, Al.
Thanks to your nagging, the new system's already in place,
Thanks, Al.
Thanks, Al. I really needed that.
Thanks, but that doesn't make me feel any better.
Thanks, D.K.
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks, Damona.
Thanks, Dave, but they know.
Thanks, Dave.
Thanks, Dave.
Thanks, Dave. See you at school tomorrow.
Thanks, Dr. Ken! You are the best!
Thanks, Ken.
Thanks, Molly.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks, sweetie.
Thanks!
Thanks! I just got it cut.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. I planned it.
That after just one morning, you catapulted
That always tickles.
That and the fact that it's his birthday
That apparently meets tonight at Pins N' Things in Long Beach.
That book doesn't sound fun.
That breakup of yours was kind of rough.
That checks out.
That could be some valuable work experience.
That could look inside a man and see his heart.
That Doobie Brothers' song, "Black Water."
That felt so good!
That got resolved right away.
That guy is, like, the Dean of Admissions at Stanford.
That he should have his eyes checked.
That he's allergic to the one woman who will have him?
That I always go out of my way for your family,
That I caused her to rebel by being so strict.
That I would rather not contemplate and...
That I've posted a picture of me and Connor
That is ridiculous.
That is ridiculous.
That is sad and hilarious.
That is so funny!
That is the pot calling the kettle wet...
That isn't up to Stanford standards.
That just saw 30 patients in the time they should've seen 12!
That Ken is "singing" as we speak.
That killer randomized control trial
That kind of stung a little.
That lunch was off... the charts.
That man's no good for you, Young Mi!
That may work with these sheep, but it's not gonna work on me.
That means so much coming from you.
That Megan is responsible for my hives?
That menu is so big.
That mess took six years to unravel.
That never went away.
That new meditation center.
That person deserves an apology.
That really hurts, Allison.
That really hurts, Allison.
That rejection would've crushed me.
That sends Realtor panties floorward.
That she's just not good for him.
That smart, talented, ambitious daughter to be all those things.
That sounds like something I'd do.
That sure worked out.
That tells me a lot about his judgment.
That the building was closed because of "sewage problems"?
That the school e mailed you?
That they didn't like your invention?
That they don't accept an apology.
That today is going to be my last day.
That tracks.
That was a long and windy walk home.
That was a mistake.
That was actually the rehearsal dinner, but...
That was all you.
That was incredible.
That was just a colorful way of making my point.
That was just a friendly hug, 'cause, you know,
That was just to get him close enough so I could steal these.
That was my coat, but I'll get another one. It's fine.
That was my mom,
That was my question.
That was not a healthy relationship.
That was something.
That was the first time you ever posted
That was totally on you for not reminding me.
That was... it was nice, and I...
That we should save ourselves for marriage.
That why you didn't text my granddaughter?
That would make her existence seem less plausible.
That yogurt nonsense is messed up.
That you were in Costa Rica with Ken and you ordered the bad tuna
That you wish you'd confronted?
That you wish you'd confronted?
That you're, uh, going to the Glendale Jazz Festival.
That your bowling league met tonight.
That your dad is over there with a shapely blonde gal?
That, by moving to the HMO,
That, uh, program you set up... it's a disaster
That...
That'll be a code word.
That'll take forever.
That's 'cause I'm not scary.
That's a good idea. We should start doing that.
That's a jazzy "yes."
That's a physical injury, if I'm not mistaken.
That's all.
That's amazing!
That's amazing! What's his invention?
That's amazing.
That's awesome you cleared Danny to play, Dad.
That's awesome.
That's because you're unemployed.
That's called satire.
That's Cheryl's...
That's correct, ma'am. That's what we have here.
That's crazy.
That's exactly right. Very astute.
That's gonna be so awkward
That's his catchphrase.
That's how bad his comic timing is.
That's how I do!
That's how I knew you were the one.
That's how powerful it is.
That's incredibly honest of you.
That's it?
That's it?
That's it. I'm out.
That's it. Let it all out.
That's just a little taste
That's just an accent.
That's just it.
That's just Pokémon!
That's just the kind of go getter we need around here.
That's just what Santa does.
That's like saying I'm the smartest guy at my gym.
That's me crushing it at the legendary Laugh Factory.
That's messed up, Allison!
That's messed up.
That's more than fair.
That's my dad!
That's my dad's knock.
That's my girl. Looks good.
That's my voice you used.
That's my wife you're talking about.
That's not my bra.
That's not my raincoat, genius.
That's not the point.
That's not what anyone said, Dad.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay. I know you would've told me eventually.
That's okay. I mean, you are his wife.
That's on us.
That's Pat's coffee.
That's pretty vague
That's quite an honor.
That's ridiculous.
That's right, Mark Cuban.
That's right.
That's right. How's that taste?
That's right... wait, what?
That's scary.
That's scary.
That's selling your parents' condo.
That's the peninsula country in Asia...
That's their problem!
That's this week. Yay.
That's true.
That's very kind of you.
That's way more clever than hot dog.
That's what happens when you don't
That's what I was hoping you'd say!
That's what we at Welltopia call a statement of non apology.
That's what we do.
That's what you are.
That's where Dad goes to cry.
That's where I'm heading when the music stops.
That's why Halloween's my favorite holiday.
That's why I cooked up this fake girlfriend dangle.
That's why I get mustache trimmed twice a week.
That's why I'm eating three tacos
That's why it's funny.
That's why they call me Mr. Wonderful.
That's why you're my muse.
That's younger than I would have guessed.
That's... Wait, what?
The actual Del Toros showed up.
The bad news is,
The ball being my espresso machine.
The ball's back in your court.
The basketball game.
The bastard child of chaos and despair!
The beer results...
The best breakup I ever had.
The best example for freeway safety.
The best, most caring friends in the world.
The biscuits are burnt,
The burrito or the show?
The commute took even longer
The cost is you.
The crowd begged me to stay.
The cycle of shattered families ends in about 20 minutes.
The cycle of shattered families ends now.
The Dalgyalgwishin disappeared into the mist.
The Dean of Admissions at... actual Stanford?
The director will be here first thing Monday with her film crew.
The doctor they intend to focus on.
The doctor's a woman. The weapon was an icicle.
The everyday side of medicine.
The faceless ghost.
The fact that you tend to wildly overreact.
The floor is yours.
The friends part, you still got that.
The good news.
The guy Grandpa's trying to set me up with?
The guys on the team are not pleased with you.
The hills. The quad
The hives did appear right when they started dating.
The holiday party's back on.
The job? What job?
The Korean Tom Selleck.
The ladies love their succulents.
The land of the angry people.
The lava was so hot, it ate through the gym floor.
The Lions just scored a touchdown.
The list of the top 10 companies in our industry came out,
The low road's easier, it's faster, it's on brand.
The makeup lady said I have an oily T zone.
The mass spectrometry is amazing.
The mealtimes and the utter disregarding of them.
The more I am ruining the holiday for everyone else.
The most socially welcoming place of all.
The most socially welcoming place of all.
The music business can be.
The new nurses contract against you?
The old threads from my break dancing crew.
The Omni Coaster.
The one that replaced that delicious Jamaican spot.
The one that's looming, to hear NPR tell it.
The only reason the Event Committee
The only thing scary about them
The only thing that isn't great is my aching sacrum
The other day I caught him on the computer looking at...
The other day, I posted a picture of me and Connor hiking,
The parking is ridiculous, the elevators are slow...
The party entertainment.
The party I planned.
The password is "field hockey."
The patients are important. Very interesting.
The patients come first.
The perfect gods we believe ourselves to be.
The phrase I was looking for is "Over there."
The point is, he's trying to grow up too fast.
The point is, maybe there's more going on here.
The point is, my views have evolved.
The point is...
The powerful, handsome Korean grim reaper.
The rational side of me knows there's no issue,
The real question is why you keep stepping on me
The remote and the never putting back of it.
The school allows silent observers in class.
The silence is awkward.
The Stanford guy is here.
The state he could take or leave, which he did.
The Steph Curry of Hidden Oaks High School...
The Steph Curry of science, too?!
The talent and charisma that you have.
The test results won't come back for another two days,
The thing is, every Halloween,
The thing is, you've been a little bit scary today.
The tools to cope with disappointment?
The truth.
The Welltopia holiday party has been cancelled.
The wheels have come off the fake girlfriend dangle!
The world's a human zoo. Stay in your cages.
The world's softest, most absorbent drink coaster.
The writing is pedestrian, but I do love my stories!
Their marriage seemed so solid.
Then again, she barely says any words to anyone, so...
Then deciding not to send it.
Then do it.
Then how come you didn't like it?
Then how did it end up in your purse?!
Then I think I'm gonna do it.
Then I was recruited by a tech start up in Silicon Valley.
Then I will honor them by using their name.
Then I won't love you.
Then I'm not playing.
Then I'm under control!
Then left, third door on your right.
Then maybe your relationship
Then we can talk about me.
Then what are you gonna do if you get into Stanford?
Then who made you these sick PB and J's?
Then why am I here?
Then why am I so dehydrated?
Then why did he say he was?
Then why you sitting there, girl?
Then you are the meanest Shark of all.
Then you of all people should know how hurtful that is.
Then you will not be able to give any care to any patient.
There are no apologies at Welltopia.
There are no mistakes at Welltopia...
There are several studies. We actually cite some in our...
There comes a time in every marriage
There is no Cheryl, is there?
There is not enough yoga in the world.
There really are no new ideas.
There they are... Welltopia's cutest couple.
There was a fight at school.
There was a giant hole at center court!
There were people who would actually use their fists as bait.
There you go!
There's a fencing league?
There's a glitch in the scheduling program.
There's a lump on that side of the sofa.
There's a reason why they call it "Shark Tank."
There's all kinds of ghosts out there that could hurt you.
There's been some tension lately between Molly and I.
There's more to life than this.
There's no challenge we can't handle.
There's no way I can take you to the banquet.
There's no way I can take you to the banquet.
There's nothing I can say to fix what happened.
There's nothing wrong with you physically.
There's some issue with the SAT scores and e mail,
There's that legendary charisma
There's this chai snickerdoodle recipe
These are my personal receipts.
These drugs don't sell themselves.
They "grew apart." What does that even mean?
They all had structural heart problems
They already dropped the lawsuit.
They are in "Harry Potter."
They asked you to host the banquet?
They assumed I wasn't gonna do secret Santa.
They didn't think you would even come.
They don't get it.
They each got six months.
They got divorced after 50 years.
They had someone else lip sync her part,
They have Oreos over here.
They just become inactive patients.
They just gave me a hot meal.
They just need your signature.
They just told me I got it.
They keep saying you don't make an effort,
They know my scores were due any day.
They liked my invention,
They moved here from Korea.
They need each other to play the game.
They never argued!
They owe her recognition.
They probably got married really young, right?
They sang it on Thanksgiving. Keep up.
They should buy leather jackets and lean against walls together.
They should call you Mrs. Co Pay.
They were actually twins!
They were chanting my name, pulling at my clothes.
They were normal for normal beer drinkers,
They were pretty good, too...
They write "tacos" with an apostrophe
They'll know you like them, too.
They're a frickin' panel.
They're both happening at the same time, so...
They're high achieving doctors
They're like the Korean Expendables.
They're making a documentary series
They're not artists like you and me.
They're not.
They're pretty.
They're probably happy. They're at Sizzler.
They're super cool.
They're using me in an episode about dull, everyday doctors.
They're working.
Things are either heroes or zeroes.
Things between me and Damona had settled into a malaise.
Think, Dave. He's a nudist.
Thinking you actually enjoyed our chat the other day.
Third door on your right.
This Azelastine should take care of those allergies.
This better work.
This calls for some celebratory deviled eggs!
This changes everything.
This could be a trick.
This doesn't make any sense.
This doesn't mean they were never happy.
This ends now.
This feather brings confidence, and the young emperor
This guy's a quack!
This guy's badass just like Hyun.
This guy's throwing off some serious stranger danger.
This has been a tough year for me, Allison.
This is a 10 part series about all aspects of healthcare.
This is a big week for me.
This is a dog.
This is a transference of worry that's not age appropriate.
This is awesome
This is bad.
This is brilliant.
This is Clark.
This is crazy!
This is easily the best relationship
This is gonna be a pivotal year for her,
This is gonna be great.
This is gonna be her last year at home.
This is how I keep my roshambo game sharp.
This is literally the best coffee I've ever had.
This is Mary Beth from AMS Security.
This is mostly her work.
This is my second beer.
This is not gonna be fun.
This is our day, just you and me.
This is our friendly office manager Damona Watkins.
This is really fun.
This is really... It's pretty bad.
This is ridiculous, Pat. Mr. Hubert could have died.
This is ridiculous!
This is so messed up.
This is so much better.
This is the cheerleaders' bus.
This is the faceless Dalgyalgwishin.
This is the Jeoseung Saja,
This is the light of my life, Molly.
This is the mulgwishin,
This is the sweetest, most thoughtful gift imaginable.
This is too much!
This is what 3:00 sounds like.
This is why I didn't want him going to Dave's conference.
This is why we don't apologize for mistakes we never made.
This isn't just about higher salaries or longer breaks.
This isn't just about not wanting to work with you.
This isn't like you, Dad. What's wrong?
This lame HMO banquet is beneath me now.
This menu's like 30 pages long.
This morning,
This never happens so easily.
This party looks great.
This place was so much better
This product is a dog.
This relationship is over.
This Saturday, I'm going to Korean school with you.
This sounds like a you problem.
This thing's been over for weeks.
This time with extreme prejudice.
This was a chong gak gwishin,
This was an honest mistake.
This was on my pillow last night.
This will be fun.
This will vindicate me.
This woman's in so much pain.
This work is nonsense.
This...
Those are eyeballs from the hospital!
Those new?
Those Sharks are vicious.
Those Sharks will eat him alive.
Those sick bastards love this sort of thing.
Three gourds per table, people. Can we make that happen?
Three months. Yeah, I know.
Three weeks ago, closed on Linda.
Threw a bad party, and I'm not gonna throw a bad party.
Tickle party!
Time for Dave to learn the Dewey Decimal System.
To a relaxing weekend at home.
To another psychiatrist?
To apologize to that patient.
To ask me to emcee.
To be clear, I'm only laughing because it supports my point.
To be my favorite.
To bring a date to a work event where you know an ex lover...
To come home and eat leftovers out of a damn doggy ba...
To cure sick people?
To determine what's causing these hives.
To dig "a little deeper."
To doodle!
To ensure this will never happen to you or anyone else.
To figure things out on my own.
To fly home to Virginia to see his mom, who, fun fact,
To force the narrative.
To get people to like you.
To get to the pharmacy before it closes?
To get us in here.
To get yelled at by Clark.
To give someone else a turn.
To hear NPR tell it.
To keep up appearances!
To knock the other drunk guy unconscious,
To live with in the world, either.
To look at the heart
To love each other and to stop fighting all the time.
To make a mess, you got to make a mess.
To make me as happy as you do.
To make sure the phones are working.
To make sure they don't feel shortchanged.
To make sure you're taking your stupid Synthroid.
To move to your HMO.
To pass on a couple of messages.
To pick me up on the side of the freeway.
To provide top notch care to our patients
To pull children into the lake.
To pull the whole damn thing together.
To record on the very dance album
To renew my handicapped placard.
To repair my relationship with Wendi.
To see their new house.
To some of the best moments of my childhood.
To staying home and doing nothing.
To steal a phrase from your wedding toast,
To survive a nuclear apocalypse.
To take that feeling away from your dad.
To teach computer literacy to senior citizens!
To the Glendale Jazz Festival, remember?
To the new Ears, Noses, and Throats guy.
To the real relationship.
To the rest of us, as well.
To... consult?
Toby even invited me to his birthday party Saturday.
Tomatoes? That's a waste of money.
Tons of them.
Took longer to read than "Da Vinci Code."
Totally fine. Wherever you want to go.
Totally, babe
Tough crowd.
Tough decision, but I had to go lives over laughs.
Tradition.
Traffic.
Transition segue.
Treat the patient, not the numbers.
Treatment protocol from a study I published in JAMA.
True.
True.
True.
Trust me, Danny, I know. I'm your biggest fan.
Trust me, it took me years
Trust me. I've been there.
Trust me... it works.
Trust me... she has no interest in revisiting the matter.
Ttong koo mong.
Ttong koo mung
Tuesday.
Turn it over. There's more.
Tuttle is our most talented doctor.
Two L's in "Allison"? That doesn't look right.
U.S. children... 45th in reading and math scores.
Ugh, I had to get out of that office.
Ugh, Ken is so annoying.
Ugh!
Ugh! I'm sorry. You guys just have such good ones!
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh. Can we dispense with the small talk?
Ugh. Why do I keep meeting these creeps?
Uh entertaining a lady friend.
Uh huh, that's what I thought!
Uh huh, uh huh. I know that coffee anywhere.
Uh huh, yeah.
Uh huh, yeah. Where's the Stanford guy?
Uh huh.
Uh huh. Thank you.
Uh, ask your dad.
Uh, but you just said her commute was brutal.
Uh, cliché much?
Uh, crazier.
Uh, Dave, you have a stalker.
Uh, Don, you want Mike to roll for you?
Uh, Dr. Ken, I think she likes you.
Uh, Dr. Park, you don't have to try so hard
Uh, Dr. Park?
Uh, five weeks ago, closed on condo,
Uh, granted I had a shave and a haircut,
Uh, granted.
Uh, Hedwig's an arctic snow owl.
Uh, her name is Jill,
Uh, hey, you know what, Eric?
Uh, hi. It's nice to meet you.
Uh, how long have you been working at Welltopia?
Uh, I don't know. Let's see.
Uh, I have something impor... Aah!
Uh, I'll have the ahi tuna salad.
Uh, no, because instead of vinegar,
Uh, no, it... it's just a bit.
Uh, no.
Uh, not presenting anywhere else.
Uh, since the holidays my belt is telling a different story.
Uh, so let me... let me get this straight...
Uh, so sorry, but, uh, he's he's at a conference.
Uh, sure.
Uh, thank you?
Uh, that... that's not good for sound.
Uh, the Bahamas? Chipotle?
Uh, the I.T. guy was supposed to set it up,
Uh, they did, uh, "Grey Gardens," right?
Uh, this is Linda.
Uh, this is UCLA,
Uh, uh, a little slower and one at a time?
Uh, well, that's the understatement of the year.
Uh, well, uh, permission to go ashore?
Uh, what should I do with my hands?
Uh, why don't you tell us a little bit about your family?
Uh, yes, Allison.
Uh, you know what? I got to go.
Uh, you take your... "cha."
Uh, your grandfather said you want to be a doctor?
Uh..
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... Computer.
Uh... I'll listen from back here.
Uh... No, I was...
Uh... oh, what's over there?
Uh... yeah.
Um, and now that his actual wife is working here,
Um, Dave, thank you.
Um, Emily, this is a family matter,
Um, I don't get that because Allison's
Um, I was probably overreacting.
Um, no.
Um, oh, should I look down the barrel or camera left?
Um, oh, yeah. Um, speaking of which,
Um, see, I was... I was... I was like his work wife.
Um, thank you, Eric,
Um, the mole is benign.
Um, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
Um, trailblazing?
Um, uh, Pat?
Um, well, you can, uh... You can look right at me
Um, when you come into our bullpen,
Um, yeah, Clark, do that,
Um, zero objection.
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um... uh, the patients are important.
Um... wow.
Um... yeah.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Unh unh! Unh unh! Not Barack and Michelle!
Unless the game has changed,
Unless they need to be drained.
Unless...
Unrivaled Pap smear success rate?!
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Until a wise man gave him a feather from a magic barn owl.
Until I looked at Ken and realized
Until I think you've already done it.
Until the next time I don't feel Korean.
Until you and I play a little game.
Until you get yourself under control!
Up in endocrinology, it's like the Wild West up there.
Us working in the same place is the best idea.
Using his mind games
Using it!
Using me for my coffee.
V Tach. Defibrillators.
Very competitive.
Very good. That's good. Then give it to him.
Very rare.
Very sexy!
Video game? No.
Vincent van Gogh nowhere.
Vivacious or enthusiastic?
Vroom vroom.
W We're leaving.
Wait a minute... I thought she died
Wait here.
Wait, bamboo wears clothing in its infancy?
Wait, hang on. Supplements?
Wait, I don't think the Lakers are playing tonight.
Wait, is that camera still on?
Wait, so you're...
Wait, so...
Wait, the back's all split open.
Wait, what am I asking you for? I'll just do it.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?!
Wait, what's happening here?
Wait, why did all the ghosts disappear?
Wait, you went there?
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait. "Everybody Dance Now" has Damona's voice?
Wait. Are you... are you breaking up with me?
Wait. Girl, you actually put that in his calendar?
Wait. I do know what to do.
Wait. I thought we were just...
Wait. I thought you never met him before.
Wait. I'm sorry.
Wait. So I don't get the nice lunch?
Wait. So, you're cool with this?
Wait. This doesn't make any sense.
Wait. What does Connor do, anyway?
Wait. What?
Wait. Why are you leaving?
Wait. You told Wendi, but not me?
Walk with me, dummy.
Want to give "Dozens of Dalmatians" a try?
Warren Buffett does it.
Was gonna work.
Was Grandpa as understanding as you are?
Was I in the navy when I was 4?
Was it just Damona's cup... you know what?
Was preferable to being alone.
Was that 'cause he was dead?
Was that song significant in some way?
Was...
Wasn't as great as you thought it was.
Wasn't for me.
Waste? How's college a waste...
Watch a football game than to be with their girlfriend.
Watch TV more and more.
Watching you parent her all by yourself,
Way to commit.
Waze says there's an accident up ahead.
We all looked at it on Zillow.
We all thought we'd be home this weekend...
We also discussed me transferring somewhere local.
We are gonna nap so hard right now.
We are just totally honest with each other.
We are truthful day and night.
We can just listen to the music.
We can't let him go on that show.
We could bake cookies.
We could be friends with no weirdness?
We did it.
We forgot to treat each other like professionals.
We go 'round and 'round.
We got a runner.
We got to make sure oversights like this never happen again.
We got to talk.
We had a session, and he's not depressed.
We had brunch yesterday,
We have a system. Respect the system.
We have no choice.
We just grew apart.
We just had a whole conversation
We just wanted you to get the credit you deserve.
We love each other,
We need to react professionally.
We needed a Korean translator.
We never appreciate what we have when we have it.
We never got to see you. You were always on call.
We shadowed an ER doctor.
We should get going.
We should go home.
We should've told you sooner.
We sometimes throw out all of them.
We start today at lunch.
We thought you couldn't handle it.
We thought you would go crazy.
We treat them to a "get to know you" lunch.
We tried to call you, but he's on his way.
We went traditional with our costumes,
We were actually arguing about you, Ken.
We were afraid your father couldn't handle it.
We were staying home this weekend.
We weren't trying to push you away.
We will be calling you every day
We will?
We won't make shifts longer.
We won't make shifts longer.
We... we followed
We'll cover for you.
We'll draw up a new contract.
We'll find a way to get the most we can out of you.
We'll get to the tale of the other city tomorrow.
We'll go.
We'll see you Thursday.
We'll turn off your alarm.
We're all good now.
We're almost out of Halloween candy.
We're breaking up.
We're counting.
We're doing it for patients like... like Audra Middleton,
We're fine, too.
We're fine. Let's get back to your leg.
We're gonna have a spa day.
We're gonna have meatballs.
We're gonna pitch in and pull this party together.
We're good. Let's get out of here.
We're in the safe cave.
We're inviting you to our party.
We're just gonna keep this right here.
We're making sample duvets for the Sharks.
We're not as compatible as I thought,
We're not canceling.
We're not doing this for ourselves.
We're nothing like your parents.
We're out of here.
We're out of peanut butter, and I had to improvi...
We're primary care physicians.
We're so proud of you.
We're so proud of you.
We're the front line of medicine.
We're the ones who helped Molly get back on track.
We've obviously just been going through the motions.
Wearing some dumpy ass scrubs.
Welcome to Welltopia, you national treasure.
Well done.
Well, 'cause I don't go telling all my coworkers
Well, a lot of big changes afoot at Casa de Park.
Well, ahoy...
Well, all your allergy tests are negative.
Well, Allison,
Well, another boundary trampled.
Well, as a wise doctor once told me,
Well, as you can see, it needs to be improved.
Well, at least we still have secret Santa.
Well, at least you're pretty.
Well, at least you're pretty.
Well, Clark is going to serve dinner
Well, complaints here.
Well, congrats. You nailed your first diagnosis.
Well, even though Damona and I are no longer,
Well, every relationship I ever had,
Well, except for ones that I find irresistible.
Well, except for the hour every day
Well, feast your eye buds on this.
Well, fine!
Well, fine.
Well, fortunately, love is blind.
Well, from Lex and Harley and Carol.
Well, good news... he's not my kid.
Well, grab a chair!
Well, great news for people who like disasters.
Well, have fun and be safe out there.
Well, have I got the product for you.
Well, he can't start studying
Well, he's the Dean of Admissions at Stanford.
Well, how do you even know she saw it?
Well, I am going to eat my burrito at the table,
Well, I am marrying a lunatic.
Well, I am. It's just that today's a [bleep] show.
Well, I better get going.
Well, I can do it for you.
Well, I can explain.
Well, I can't beat that.
Well, I certainly have no plans, that's for sure.
Well, I couldn't have been that mature
Well, I do, and I would label this
Well, I do, and I would label this
Well, I don't think we should be pushing him
Well, I don't want to be the rock,
Well, I got some toppings to sort.
Well, I got to say the way you described it
Well, I guess I can tell you what bothers me.
Well, I guess I'll just set the table.
Well, I guess she's learned to block things out
Well, I guess she's learned to block things out
Well, I guess someone did.
Well, I have to admit, I was a little curious
Well, I jogged the last part.
Well, I just wanted to remind you I'm taking off Friday.
Well, I know you like being needed.
Well, I made a mistake, and not a small one.
Well, I think I'm getting under your skin a little.
Well, I think we both knew how that song was gonna end.
Well, I thought that deserved more than just a like,
Well, I... I'm not sure I should be the one examining you
Well, I'll just have to check out their full body of work.
Well, I'll see you at the concert.
Well, I'm a little unnerved by whatever that was.
Well, I'm certainly feeling challenged in this moment.
Well, I'm glad it all worked out.
Well, I'm glad you're okay.
Well, I'm gonna go get a jump on my lonely future.
Well, I'm just glad you're okay.
Well, I'm not Aunt Wendi.
Well, I'm out
Well, I'm relieved, because if you do have it,
Well, I'm shocked your empathy didn't cure him.
Well, I'm sure you'll find the right way to do it.
Well, I've been in love with the same woman for over 20 years,
Well, if any other doctor called me "sweetie"
Well, if anything comes up, just let me know.
Well, if he respects your judgment,
Well, if Robert and Eleanor Looney
Well, if there isn't, I'd sure like to know
Well, if you liked it,
Well, imagine my disappointment.
Well, is it hard to see her with someone else?
Well, is there anything else I can do for you?
Well, it doesn't matter.
Well, it hasn't.
Well, it looks delicious, and I love fish.
Well, it was a team effort.
Well, it would hardly seem appropriate
Well, it would have if only my Cheryl was real.
Well, it's a bummer, but 52% of marriages end in divorce,
Well, it's basically a blanket with holes in it.
Well, it's just part of leaving my mark.
Well, it's official.
Well, it's still a good song.
Well, it's worth a shot,
Well, Jae is gonna derail her. And that's the truth.
Well, Ken says you're killing me.
Well, lab results don't lie.
Well, let's see. Today's Thursday.
Well, maybe a little more your fault.
Well, maybe just give it a chance.
Well, maybe one day,
Well, maybe we should just trust our instincts.
Well, maybe you could...
Well, maybe you need to... dig a little deeper.
Well, maybe you were raised wrong.
Well, medically speaking, sometimes a wrist X ray won't show the fra...
Well, Mol, there is a reason for concern.
Well, Mom, I bet I could lambaste you
Well, my dad and I had a great talk.
Well, my dream has come true.
Well, not all evening.
Well, not longer is shorter.
Well, not to be all eager,
Well, not your lasagna.
Well, now I guess I can drop my emotional lawsuit.
Well, off and on over the past few weeks.
Well, off to the office.
Well, okay. Do that on your own damn time.
Well, okay. Maybe.
Well, Pat does.
Well, relationships are volatile,
Well, save it because I don't need your approval.
Well, see, the nurses don't agree with that.
Well, she is the one who said "I do" all those years ago.
Well, she resigned... messy divorce, tragic.
Well, she's always saying I'm not attentive,
Well, Stanford's my first choice.
Well, sweetie, this Dr. Park punts.
Well, talked to my dad.
Well, technically, Stanford can turn you back.
Well, thanks, Dave. Thanks a lot.
Well, thanks.
Well, that depends. Dave?
Well, that happened.
Well, that is the way.
Well, that is...
Well, that settles it. Creepy cat lady it is.
Well, that's a bad example.
Well, that's a relief.
Well, that's great.
Well, that's most of it.
Well, that's not true, but... this is about Emily.
Well, that's our time.
Well, that's why it's our policy.
Well, the Sharks can be pretty rough.
Well, the testing ruled out nuts.
Well, the thing I'm hearing again and again
Well, there you go.
Well, there's always community college.
Well, there's your answer.
Well, they did clear you to leave,
Well, they might...
Well, think of it this way...
Well, this guy would probably want us to
Well, time to go spread some cheer.
Well, um, fall break's coming up.
Well, vomiting's good, Gary.
Well, we did fight,
Well, we're off to the library.
Well, we're really grateful you changed your plans
Well, well, well.
Well, what can I tell you?
Well, what does she complain about?
Well, what if I screw up?
Well, when we were dating, it didn't seem like a big deal.
Well, while I have you both here,
Well, y yeah, I'm not a robot.
Well, you and me, that wasn't so bad.
Well, you could have said something.
Well, you have to say that.
Well, you invited me, and I didn't want you to feel badly.
Well, you know what?
Well, you know,
Well, you know,
Well, you know, I guess there's a talent to gift giving,
Well, you look great, Mom,
Well, you must be a very proud grandpa.
Well, you're 11.
Well, you're responsible enough that my dad trusted you me.
Well, you're the last person I expected
Well, your parents aren't hosting.
Well. Eric.
Well...
Well...
Well... all that saying that she's real
Well... I just didn't expect the "friends" part
Well... maybe her arms don't work, right, Allison?
Well... okay.
Well... sorry I underestimated you.
Well... the hat's an interesting choice.
Wendi was on her way to Harvard Med School
Wendi was our rock.
Were they okay?
Weren't allowed in the house, I'd be the first one on the curb.
West Side of what? The Valley?
West Side!
Westbrook sucks!
Wha...
What a confusing person.
What a roller coaster.
What a... bitch?
What about cards? I bet you like Go Fish.
What about Dad? Is he okay?
What about it?
What about me and Allison?
What about me?!
What about the truth that Molly wants nothing to do with you?
What about the yoga class? Doesn't that help?
What about this?
What about this? Pretty fly, right?
What about you guys complaining about me?
What about you guys?
What about you?
What am I gonna do?
What are all those?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing, Clark?!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? You can't have ice cream before dinner.
What are you guys doing here?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What can't this guy do?
What did he say?
What did they say?
What didn't I forget?
What do I do at that office?
What do you even know about this woman?
What do you mean you can't reach the keypad?
What do you mean?
What do you say?
What do you think, Emily?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think? Can you taste the lentils?
What does he look like?
What else are you about?
What gave me away?
What happened to standing up and being strong?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?!
What I like to say to these thoughts is,
What if he freaks out?
What if I don't get into a good school?
What if I gave myself a nosebleed?
What if I went up there with you?
What if it doesn't anymore?
What is the truth?
What is wrong with you?
What kind of a monster uses that as a catchphrase?
What kind of doctor is this?
What kind of supplements?
What made you change your mind?
What postal strike?
What smells so good?
What sport are you playing?
What the hell does he know?
What the hell is wrong with your face?!
What the hell?
What the hell?!
What the...?
What type of ghost story would that be?
What was that about?
What was that for?
What was that?
What was your favorite childhood pet?
What wears clothing in infancy.
What wears clothing in its infancy
What you gonna do with that muffin?
What, you and Connor never fight?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Are you kidding me?
What? Did you change it?
What? Huh? No, nothing! Huh?
What? It's a dynamite time to buy right now.
What? Look, I panicked, all right?
What? Me?
What? More of your mind games?
What? No.
What? No.
What? No. Why?
What? Oh, God, no.
What? So we're good?
What? What are you in the process of overthinking?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What?
What? When do you even see Molly?
What? Why?
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?! Another card game?
What?! No! I don't want him skipping a year.
What?! No.
What?! So I have to stay out of my living room all evening?
What?! Then who's gonna give me my sour gummy worms?
What?! When?
What... is... yours?
What... you think you can just buy me off
What'd I miss?
What'd I say?
What'd she say?
What'd you change it to?
What's "HT"?
What's going on here?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on? I had to cancel a session to come down here.
What's going on? Is everything okay?
What's gotten into you, Molly?
What's happening here?
What's in the bag, Pat?
What's right."
What's that about?
What's that mean?
What's the good news?
What's the haps, yo?
What's up with Dave's girlfriend?
What's up?
What's with all this laughter in a professional setting
What's with him?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?!
What's your deal? Why are you doing this?
What's your favorite thing about working at Welltopia?
What's your stance on mimosas in the afternoon?
Whatever
Whatever you have to do, Patrice.
Whatever.
Whatever.
When a fellow raccoon dog needs me...
When am I gonna know you're the one?
When Dax the poet came along.
When did this start happening?
When did you join a gym?
When everyone's feeling a little less emotion...
When he came here?
When he invited himself to move in
When he ruined three doorjambs by putting in pull up bars.
When he was feeling the, uh... well, his symptoms do show...
When he was still just a boy.
When I asked him about it, he got all dismissive
When I came to America, I became funny guy!
When I do knock a beer out of someone's hand,
When I dropped Dave off at oboe practice.
When I need to be.
When I talk to old people.
When I was a kid, I...
When I was prepping for the SATs,
When it suits you.
When my 11 year old tells me there's a mail strike
When my girlfriend Emily met the family, she barely said a word.
When my parents got divorced,
When one person make the other one so mad
When Pat told me
When she gotten eaten by that escalator.
When that happens, all you can do
When there's a little turbulence,
When there's just turbulence.
When they grow up, they'll be working for him!
When they're expecting paper, we'll throw scissors.
When two kids fell in.
When we both know it's doomed to fail.
When we saw her at that farmers' market?
When we were kids. And we loved it.
When we were together,
When you and Wendi left the house,
When you get a chance, call me back.
When you have more privacy to flirt and giggle?
When you like someone.
When you met my med school ex, Kevin?
When you took that test?
When you're blessed with two massive talents.
Whenever I start to talk about our proposal,
Whenever Welltopia hires a new doctor,
Where are the kids?
Where are you going?
Where are you guys off to?
Where are you hearing that?
Where do I begin?
Where do you get a live lotus this time of year?
Where have you been?
Where I could be so honest about who I am and what I do.
Where I work?
Where I'm a "pretending physician"
Where is the crumble?
Where is the zoo?
Where patients come to find out they have weeks to live?
Where she can be comfortable being so honest with me?
Where was that kind of problem solving
Where we come from!
Where were we? Oh, yeah. "Oops."
Where you think "sleep when you're dead" come from?
Where'd he go?
Where'd you get that coffee?
Where'd you get that?
Where's the door?
Where's the door?!
Where's the nuts?!
Whether it's checking in a patient
Whether you believed it was an accident or not,
Whew! Thank God. None of the starters.
Which hasn't helped one bit with my stomach pain.
Which I gather bothers you.
Which I know you love because you said it in the past,
Which I'm not sure how to process.
Which is 5.
Which is a lot of dry cleaning and juice bars.
Which is fine if we were living in Barcelona!
Which is perfect,
Which is why I can't allow it.
Which is why I'm ordering an echocardiogram
Which led to debilitating kyphosis of her spine.
Which makes me think it's the caffeine talking.
Which means "bachelor ghost."
Which means you're not taking your Synthroid like you should.
Which ones?
Which really streamlined their scheduling.
Which, by the way, totally makes sense
Which, depending on severity, can prevent someone
While I call everyone on Dave's class phone tree
While my friends were watching cartoons,
While they're at home eating candy sandwiches.
Who can translate that?
Who cares? Just take the win.
Who constantly steals his yogurt from the breakroom fridge.
Who doesn't knock beers out of people's hands.
Who dropped out of college?
Who everyone thinks is so smart
Who gets a little stiff and awkward
Who happens to have a rash.
Who has a loft downtown.
Who has zero experience in this area.
Who I dated in high school didn't derail me.
Who I just gave my Netflix password to.
Who lived with his mother in a cottage by the woods.
Who needs structure?
Who needs structure?
Who poured all their hopes and dreams into me!
Who told me that, Pat?
Who walks through the door.
Who was she?
Who wasn't in college.
Who will be at your side for all eternity.
Who... no braggies...
Who's he bringing?
Who's impressed by her attending.
Whoa hoho! Are you Damona
Whoa, Dad, I'm not trying to upset you, but, um... okay.
Whoa, Dave. All that salt can be deleterious to your health.
Whoa, dude, that's not cool.
Whoa, sorry, I I thought you wanted me to...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you kidding me?
Whoa, whoa. We came in for his ankle.
Whoa!
Whoa! Dr. Park doesn't make mistakes, son,
Whoa! Stop yelling at me.
Whoa! Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. Red flag.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo. Aah!
Whooooa!
Whose dad is that?
Why a cemetery? It's always a cemetery.
Why are there no trash cans here?!
Why are we stopping?
Why are we wasting her talents on patient care?
Why are you laughing?
Why can't he play until we find out for sure?
Why can't I clear my head? I should be good at this.
Why did you give in? He doesn't even care!
Why did you wait so long to tell us about you and Grandma?
Why didn't you tell us you were doing this?
Why do I have a voicemail from Pat in your office?
Why do we always come here?
Why do you even care what Molly thinks?
Why do you hate winning?
Why don't the two of you have a chat,
Why don't we just ask some people who are definitely objective
Why don't we just flip it around
Why don't we talk about something
Why don't you just start by introducing yourself?
Why don't you take your 'cino to go?
Why haven't you returned my calls?
Why is she trying to hurt me?
Why is this called death water anyway?
Why not? It's Armageddon!
Why on earth would they build a boys school in this area?
Why would it? It looks like a helmet.
Why would they ask Pat to host?
Why would you do this?
Why wouldn't I?
Why you enter my bedroom?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why? Give me one good reason.
Why? Is it not good here?
Why?! Why?!
Will do. Right away.
Will he be attending the banquet as your guest?
Will you marry me?
Will you stop freaking out? No two marriages are alike.
Wine me. Hard.
Wink emoji.
With a "W" for "weird."
With a few...
With a minister and a deejay.
With a signed jersey, huh?
With an attitude! Now back up!
With Dr. Ken on Tuesdays and help him with his charting?
With his lack of upper body strength,
With human resources from the intimacies
With the grim reaper?
With the horror that is my face.
With the same age difference as Molly and Dave.
With the silver fox you call Dad.
With them big ass biscuits you call feet.
With this medical talking head.
With this West Side and this comedic point of view.
With us, you never have anything to worry about.
With your downer vibes.
With your fist?
With your groovy dad.
Without doing something to piss off Allison.
Without somebody there to notice it.
Wives be bossing.
Woke up 30 years later...
Wolfpack rules!
Women lap that up like pudding.
Wonderful eye, Mr. Wonderful
Word on the street is we don't have to listen to you anymore.
Word on the street is we have to start listening to you again.
Work. Work.
Working with you all the time? I don't think so.
Worse, Allison.
Would it, hmm?
Would it?
Would that include if I were to work here?
Would that include if I were to work here?
Would you have told any other doctor to "dig deeper"?
Would you like one?
Would you mind just...?
Wouldn't you say?
Wounded gazelle, meet hungry hyena.
Wounded gazelle, meet hungry hyena.
Wow, Dad. What's going on here?
Wow, not gonna deny it. I was there, Dad.
Wow, that is, like, professional grade
Wow, that's a lot of neediness for one person to absorb.
Wow, that's rich.
Wow, who doesn't want vegan fudge?
Wow, you have a really unique ability to go unnoticed.
Wow, you're very organized.
Wow!
Wow! What's the occasion?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. I feel like a big bag of rocks
Wow. I'm getting so good at this.
Wow. Life unfolds so unpredictably.
Wow. Well, it was great getting to know you.
Wow. Wow.
XO's, XO's on it.
Ya got burnt, Clark's boyfriend's sister.
Ya.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yeaaaaaah!
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, a "Leave them till the morning" dish soaker.
Yeah, a lot of that going around.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, and all those years,
Yeah, and don't get me wrong... I was loving those benefits.
Yeah, and he's complaining about stomach pain.
Yeah, and I know it's tempting,
Yeah, and the itching is unbearable.
Yeah, and while you're at it, maybe you could change the tone.
Yeah, and you're still talking about it.
Yeah, and, um...
Yeah, because of their Bell Biv Di vorce.
Yeah, but go with your heart, big man.
Yeah, but I'm the lead.
Yeah, but they put it in reverse,
Yeah, but we're going, Dad, so get onboard.
Yeah, but, you know, any excuse to paint my face.
Yeah, college was kind of a waste of time
Yeah, Dave was up till 4:00 in the morning.
Yeah, deep down, I... I knew you were right all along.
Yeah, go Raccoon Dogs!
Yeah, good luck.
Yeah, guys, this is kind of personal.
Yeah, he can solve the case of the missing friends.
Yeah, he needs me.
Yeah, he'll fit right in with all the other...
Yeah, he'll fit right in with all the other...
Yeah, he's in the shower.
Yeah, his gifts are so much better than mine.
Yeah, I can finally use that welcome mat that says
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I dropped out of college.
Yeah, I feel like that's something
Yeah, I got Damona for that.
Yeah, I got lost walking alone to school,
Yeah, I have seen Ken... a bunch.
Yeah, I have some bad news...
Yeah, I I've seen it.
Yeah, I know it's a two year school,
Yeah, I know, buddy.
Yeah, I like it when there's a story.
Yeah, I managed a Circuit City in Menlo Park
Yeah, I really didn't have anything planed for tonight,
Yeah, I remember her from before we got married.
Yeah, I should've.
Yeah, I think I misread something.
Yeah, I want to become a doctor...
Yeah, I, uh, I just wanted to thank you
Yeah, I'll come to you.
Yeah, I'll get some ice.
Yeah, I'm a handful
Yeah, I'm doing everything I can to get into a good college.
Yeah, I'm fine, 'cause today I realized
Yeah, I'm not sure I'm the best person for this.
Yeah, I'm out, too.
Yeah, I've got half off fliers to The Alcove,
Yeah, ideally, before his face falls off.
Yeah, if you stop making people up.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, it was fun while it lasted.
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
Yeah, it's just a short kid trying to get into the house.
Yeah, it's just a stick of celery, you know, for my...
Yeah, it's just a... basic irritant
Yeah, it's very dusty.
Yeah, just sort of hoping something pops up.
Yeah, Linda's showing a house in Tarzana, priced to sell.
Yeah, listen.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Yeah, Molly didn't do so well on her SATs.
Yeah, Molly, Danny could have something serious.
Yeah, Mr. Davis... I saw him a couple weeks ago.
Yeah, Mrs. Ahn told me use to formal tense
Yeah, my Roomba and I fight all the time.
Yeah, neither does my empty toilet.
Yeah, nice meeting you all.
Yeah, no problem.
Yeah, okay, see, Damona said the same thing,
Yeah, okay, so, what did everybody have?
Yeah, she decided she's not gonna work here.
Yeah, she doesn't think
Yeah, she ruined the Costa Rica trip
Yeah, she's a... she's a... a Mesan,
Yeah, so, if anyone asks, we're the Del Toros.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure. Um, can I bring Eric?
Yeah, that sounds like voodoo.
Yeah, that's right... I made her up.
Yeah, the Bibimbap Boyz.
Yeah, they do!
Yeah, they were fine.
Yeah, through a lot of tail.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, we are failing each other.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, we had no idea what to do or how to get out of it.
Yeah, we're going to this big pharmaceuticals banquet.
Yeah, we're studying together.
Yeah, we've been married so long
Yeah, well, he meant Little League...
Yeah, well, I'd like to think that in another life
Yeah, Welltopia's fifth best doctor is on the case.
Yeah, what up, Doc?
Yeah, what's going on?
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, when your mom makes pancakes,
Yeah, why?
Yeah, with other hiders... other doctors.
Yeah, yeah, good, good. You know what?
Yeah, yeah, I look good. Where's Pat?
Yeah, yeah, I'll... I'll... I'll get her here Friday night,
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I'm great, and you're great.
Yeah, you do, sweetie.
Yeah, you got me...
Yeah, you know, Allison's always saying that.
Yeah, you retook the SATs
Yeah, you see me eating garbage,
Yeah, you should probably take this one.
Yeah, you wouldn't guess it to look at me, Ken,
Yeah, you, too.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you'd never seen the show?
Yeah, you're right. Megan is a nut.
Yeah!
Yeah! Blow out the candles. I'm hungry.
Yeah! Go, Wolfpack!
Yeah! Oh, this?
Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah? You like that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. 5 months. He was 5... 5 months.
Yeah. And Connor is very attached to Virginia.
Yeah. And I'm gonna shove it in their smug faces.
Yeah. Before I did my time in the corner.
Yeah. Everyone's so excited. People like you again.
Yeah. He's right over, uh...
Yeah. I get that a lot.
Yeah. I have your grandmother, all my cousins.
Yeah. I I think we've established that already.
Yeah. I know what you're gonna say,
Yeah. I mean, you went outside the lines a little bit,
Yeah. I play hard to get.
Yeah. I tried to distract myself by watching TV,
Yeah. I'm just like you.
Yeah. Oh, clever, 'cause you're my dad.
Yeah. She won a hat. Mm hmm.
Yeah. She won a hot dog eating contest.
Yeah. She's my girlfriend.
Yeah. Small world, huh?
Yeah. Sorry. Did I miscount?
Yeah. Tell you what, I'll go gown up.
Yeah. That sounds really good.
Yeah. That's not true.
Yeah. The gamble paid off.
Yeah. Thus, little league.
Yeah. We could use some rain.
Yeah. What can I do for you?
Yeah. When you were in private practice,
Yeah. Why?
Yeah. Yeah, that's probably why.
Yeah. You and I are gonna be working together.
Yeah. You're one of the guys.
Yeah. You're right.
Yeah... Mi Young.
Yep, from the time I went full windmill
Yep, I told Eric it was black tie,
Yep, we're good.
Yep.
Yep. I won the lottery.
Yep. Me too.
Yep. Patients.
Yep. You put it perfectly...
Yes, a genetic disorder that affects the body's tissue,
Yes, absolutely, I'll see you at 1:00.
Yes, absolutely.
Yes, and I'm sorry, Mrs. Ashburn.
Yes, but it was all fully documented
Yes, but when the video came out,
Yes, he's brilliant and successful,
Yes, I am, but still.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I do.
Yes, Ken.
Yes, obviously, it's the right number. I answered it.
Yes, Pat, just like I told you yesterday and the day before.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, we kept up appearances. We didn't want you to worry.
Yes, you won't see me after the banquet
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Preach!
Yes! Preach!
Yes! Preach!
Yes! That does happen to me!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. And we don't like it.
Yes. I'll I'll do that first thing in the morning.
Yes. Like a stray dog.
Yes. Right.
Yesterday when you said you'd always support me,
Yey!
Yo, guess where I just was?
Yo, we just took another couple's couples massage.
Yo, where the hell did they go?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo! Why would you say that to him?!
Yo.
You accept it!
You actually like jazz?
You actually made dinner plans?
You already told him?
You always throw out the first pancake.
You and Allison don't want me.
You and Allison have chemistry.
You and I are fine.
You and me working in the same place...
You and me?
You and Siri fighting again?
You are kind of the funny guy in America.
You are so lucky.
You are very wise.
You are.
You basically uprooted your tire life to come be with me.
You believe me, don't you?
You bet I might be able to.
You bet, buddy. We win or lose together.
You betcha.
You better check yourself before you wreck,
You better stop making that joke, Allison!
You break your thumbs?
You broke up with her!
You came to the wrong place.
You came.
You can afford to be emotionally generous with Pat.
You can always put this here, and done
You can always take it again.
You can buy me a beer,
You can help me out with a letter of recommendation?
You can roll around in garden, go as dirt person.
You can stay as long as you want.
You can validate my parking.
You can't borrow it, because I got married in it,
You can't ignore the update alerts.
You can't or you won't?
You can't. I gave Pat my word.
You can't. You're taking Dave
You can't... Please. Eh, deh, deh, deh, deh!
You cannot apologize to that patient.
You could hit from anywhere on the court.
You could make a noise or, you know,
You could still work it out with your dad, couldn't you?
You did a five minute set for friends and family
You did that thing where you forgot it's the weekend.
You did the right thing.
You did... you did what?
You do seem upset.
You don't ask Mark Zuckerberg to step down
You don't have to ask the waiter,
You don't have to call it anymore. It's assumed.
You don't have to make eye contact.
You don't have to pretend to have an adopted Asian son
You don't have to worry about it anymore.
You don't know it, do you?
You don't push the eject button
You feed them, and they keep coming back.
You feel like it should come naturally, and it doesn't.
You feeling okay?
You finally tried all 31 flavors?
You found the key? Great.
You get a ball. Next.
You get apple.
You get ball.
You get book. Next.
You get fired?
You got divorced and didn't tell your grown children?
You got me, copper.
You got nothing to worry about.
You got this.
You got to back this story up.
You got to live the life you want,
You got to make peace with your father.
You got to sell it, Clark!
You guys are always fighting. It's super uncomfortable.
You guys can learn something from her.
You guys don't already have plans?
You guys had your own opinions on our relationship,
You guys have been such a great audience.
You guys should keep between you.
You guys still married?
You guys, I have 30 minutes to figure out what to go as.
You guys, maybe I really did need closure.
You had to take it out on my boy toy.
You have a chance to reinvent yourself.
You have been acting the grump all morning.
You have my cell.
You have problem, you talk.
You have problems with me?
You have said some hurtful things.
You have some samples? Oh.
You have stress urticaria. Megan is bad for you.
You have to talk to him tonight
You have to treat it as Marfan until you rule it out.
You hear that, guys? She accepted it.
You hear that?
You heard him, people. Let's get it together!
You heard them. No one wants a strike.
You helped Dave adjust to middle school.
You hide and I'll seek a way out of here.
You hit your boss's car.
You ill want the other person to want you.
You insisting everyone at school was bad at their jobs?
You just did. We all saw it.
You just don't get it.
You just made it brighter
You just make this... noise.
You just sync your contacts to your calendar,
You just... you look a little...
You kiddin'?
You know how busy the holidays are for therapists.
You know how Clark likes a build up!
You know how much this banquet means to me.
You know how needy she is.
You know how this is gonna go.
You know how Thursday nights wear me out.
You know how when you're sleeping at night
You know I'm always on the brink of something.
You know lying stresses me out.
You know my father died five years ago!
You know that!
You know this. You don't have to worry.
You know what the problem was?
You know what, buddy?
You know what, Clark?
You know what, Ken? Thank you. Not now.
You know what, Pat? I don't care what you say.
You know what, why don't we revisit this later,
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? Enough.
You know what? I'll allow it.
You know what? I'll go get Pat a bottle of scotch
You know what? I'm gonna do something crazy.
You know what? I'm gonna make this special.
You know what? I'm gonna reward him.
You know what? It was my best one, too.
You know what? Just go have a seat.
You know what? This is all your fault.
You know who else has those same flaws?
You know you can buy candy, right?
You know, and not as a boss to a... underling.
You know, as a nurse, I would say yes.
You know, because I'm deathly allergic.
You know, Dave,
You know, every time I think you guys
You know, friends with benefits bumping uglies.
You know, how you, when it comes to me,
You know, I fill out forms, I refill prescriptions,
You know, I Googled the Korean legend of the magic feather.
You know, I mean, if I can't do
You know, I offered her extra vacation time,
You know, I think I'm getting off topic.
You know, I think she might be the one.
You know, I want to apologize again
You know, I was a lot like you at your age.
You know, I would love to pick your studly brain
You know, I'm fine with it.
You know, I'm gonna check
You know, I'm just gonna...
You know, I'm not gonna lie to you, Amy.
You know, I'm so glad you said that.
You know, it's like present me watching past me
You know, it's okay to admit that you're not okay.
You know, just as two dudes talking.
You know, just get out of town, just the two of us.
You know, just to dot the I's and cross the T's.
You know, let's face it, men are idiots, right?
You know, Megan, as much as I usually
You know, Megan, as much as I usually
You know, more cerebral humor
You know, mustache to mustache.
You know, not perfect, but "Damn!"
You know, over my teeny, tiny, non hot dog lunch,
You know, she's a...
You know, sometimes when we'd just sit and talk,
You know, th this is what you and Mom really want.
You know, that rush of being on that stage...
You know, the car is a great place for awkward conversations.
You know, the first stop, the gatekeeper,
You know, the whole Stamford/Stanford thing.
You know, to state the obvious one.
You know, today wasn't your day,
You know, today wasn't your day,
You know, we never would've made it
You know, we're not a military school, per se,
You know, Welltopia's the number one HMO
You know, when all that silence gets awkward,
You know, when we started this,
You know, you don't eject from the plane
You know, you should really get that looked at.
You know?
You know. "The cheese stands alone."
You know...
You know... intern goggles.
You laugh, but when the grid goes down
You made that kind of effort to apologize to someone?
You made this happen.
You make fun of my costume every year.
You managed to take care of patients
You mark my words, Ken... I will have you wife.
You may be onto something.
You mean I tore up my Modern Chef for nothing?!
You mean you're constipated?
You messin' with my wig money now, boy. You trippin'.
You must just be devastated.
You must think I'm pathetic.
You nailed the SATs,
You need a friend.
You need friends your own age.
You need to show me more respect than that.
You need to use this week off to recharge.
You never get to eat when you emcee.
You never have to worry about cracking killer jokes.
You never know.
You okay with that pillow on the ground?
You packed our remote.
You promised you'd cover it.
You realize "need a hand's" just an expression, right?
You really don't.
You really value patient care above everything else.
You remember the lovely Megan.
You said it was black tie optional.
You said the other day, "This is my house."
You see what I did there? I used the formal tense.
You see, Marfan syndrome affects the heart
You seem to be ambulating well. Walking
You seen Dr. Park?
You set me up?
You should call our lawyer.
You should go to your sister's.
You should grow your own.
You should know, Damona. You manage my calendar.
You should look at this from your dad's point of view.
You should take it behind the barn and shoot it.
You stand alone. Like the cheese.
You stay the hell out of my business, you son of a bitch!
You stop me by any means necessary.
You sure know how to work a computer...
You sure you guys don't have plans?
You sure you're okay with this?
You talk.
You talked to Damona about this?
You talked to Emily?
You taught him how to throw one back.
You think Allison would be interested?
You think it was easy for Grandpa to learn English
You think so?
You think to yourself, "Oh, my God, I want a banana"?
You think you might have a "Pokémon Go" problem?
You try to corner her, she'll lash out...
You try to corner her, she'll lash out...
You two are supposed to be at work.
You two have nothing to worry about.
You wait until the plane is going down.
You want a refill?
You want this, and you can do it.
You want to go again tomorrow?
You want to go to Hometown Buffet?
You want to grab some lunch?
You want to know if he escapes?
You want to know the worst part of all this?
You want to know why I'm taking the class?
You want to play?
You want to wait longer? A raincoat is a raincoat.
You want tuna in water or oil?
You wanted to prove how fascinating your life is,
You wanted to see me?
You watch yourself. I eat when I want to eat.
You went to East Boys Academy, too?
You went to get your beer five minutes ago.
You were a hero on Thanksgiving.
You were able to say "Where is the zoo"?
You were always riding me about my school work,
You were in a breakdancing crew?
You were right to trust your instincts.
You were right, Allison.
You were right, Dad.
You were so funny.
You were supposed to be here last Thursday,
You weren't gonna tell me eventually.
You weren't responding to the number of gourds
You weren't there.
You weren't.
You will die instantly.
You wouldn't want Allison working here
You wouldn't want to work with your boyfriend everyday.
You, oh, you are...
You? Well, what about my year?
You?!
You... I need to... no... no excuse.
You... invented a woman,
You... made a mess!
You'd do that?
You'd get crushed like a cockroach
You'd need a good pair of scissors.
You'd want me to come live with you?
You'll be collaborating with really brilliant doctors.
You'll be happier without me.
You'll be pooping like a champ
You'll find out after these messages.
You'll go far in the business world.
You'll have to excuse my appearance.
You'll know it.
You'll see when you come back with ice.
You're a hair away from getting into Stanford.
You're a little lost, lonely.
You're a regular North Pole elf, okay?
You're a week late, Mr. Dempsey.
You're accusing me of making a mistake?
You're at my house, right? Good.
You're being dumb.
You're being sued.
You're both being super silly.
You're by no means a burden.
You're dead to me, too.
You're dead to me.
You're delightful.
You're doing terrific,
You're feeling the loss of your marriage.
You're fired as my doctor.
You're going through a lot right now.
You're going to die very soon.
You're going to negotiate the nurses contract?
You're going, too? You hate basketball.
You're gonna be fine.
You're gonna do great.
You're gonna drive to Canoga Park
You're gonna hurt yourself, Allison.
You're good for one thing and one thing only."
You're having what's called a later life crisis.
You're in your mid 40s.
You're just frustrated.
You're just so hot and chiseled.
You're leaving early, Mr. Dr. Ken.
You're more supportive than my parents.
You're new, and they're trying to show you they like you
You're not an entrepreneur. You're a want repreneur.
You're not an entrepreneur. You're a want repreneur.
You're not jealous or, you know...
You're not okay with our divorce.
You're not the only one who values what you do.
You're one to talk, leaving your bra lying around.
You're out of here.
You're pacing. What's wrong?
You're pretty booked this afternoon.
You're pretty insightful.
You're quitting? Why?
You're really gonna throw this all this away
You're representing management?
You're right about the high road.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right. He is going through a lot.
You're right. Theirs was better.
You're right. They need me.
You're right. You're completely right.
You're robust and fla...
You're smart, beautiful,
You're so funny. Take off your belt.
You're so talented and you have such a beautiful voice.
You're stable and clear to go home.
You're such a know it all?
You're the Mark Zuckerberg of hosting HMO banquets?
You're the one who wanted me to play a sport.
You're the one who, by nature, is extremely jealous.
You're the rock of your family
You're the worst doctor ever.
You're treating me differently because I'm your husband.
You're very welcome. For both.
You're welcome to say things like
You're welcome.
You're... you're gonna shoot her some dates?
You've been extremely lucky.
You've been really sensitive
You've been talking about leaving private practice
You've earned it.
You've got nothing to worry about.
You've got some good months ahead of you still.
You've got the job.
You've got to stop calling it that.
You've got to take your Synthroid every day.
You've lived alone for some time now,
You've really gone above and beyond here.
Young Mi has a long lost twin?
Your alarm has been triggered.
Your aorta is compromised.
Your bedroom's a cemetery?
Your Blackberry doesn't do that.
Your dad was an engineer,
Your dad's coming with us?
Your exam checks out.
Your father's been living with us forever.
Your father's not dead.
Your husband has been amazing.
Your mom wanted to move back to Korea.
Your mom's in Korea for rest of the year.
Your mother and I got divorced.
Your new school, huh?
Your parents said the crumble would fall through the sunroof?
Your vital signs are still fine.
Zero.
Zing. Good one.
Zoink!
Zoo Drive exit ya.
4 and 1.
14 patients in 8 1/2 hours.
101 South ya?
'Cause he ran out of stickers. Clark.
'Cause I'm Ken. Got it.
♪ Happy birthday, dear Dad ♪ ♪ Happy birthday, Dr. Ken ♪
a picture of you with Connor, right? Yeah.
Aah! I've come for you!
Absolutely! Even if it means a strike!
Absolutely. Can I get a jacket?
Absolutely. Okay.
Actually, I never took it. Hmm.
Actually, I was 20. Ah!
Ah, Clark? Yeah.
Ah. May I have a word with you, Dad?
All right. I'll see you tonight? Yeah.
and I'd get a good snuggle. Aww.
And you. And me.
are not plugged in. Oh, plug them in, babe.
Attagirl. Yep.
Aw, come here. Sorry for acting like a baby.
Aw, Megan, come on. Oh, creep!
Aw. Aw.
Baby, just wait a... Just give her some space.
But... Me too.
Bye! O Okay.
Bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Can we, uh...? Hmm?
Can we...? Hmm?
Can you validate my parking? Yep.
Clark, cover for him. No, no.
Clark. Clark!
Clark. Yeah.
Clark. Clark. I'm so sorry.
Come here. Come here. All right.
Congrats! Thanks.
Counting internationally? Yep.
Damona. Huh?
Do what? Break up with Emily.
Don't do that. Good call.
Done! Wow.
Eric. Hm.
Fencing. Fencing.
For what? You're welcome.
Fudge? Oh, thank you.
Go ahead. In the middle of what?
Great, let's... Is Molly around?
Great. So can we go back to the ca... No.
Gwishin? Yeah.
He is vicious! I know!
He's drunk. We both are, but just...
Hello. Yes. Hi. Good morning.
Here? Mm hmm.
Hey, Connor. What you do again? Hey.
Hey, Dad. How's it going? Mm.
Hey, ladies
Hey! How are negotiations going? Hey.
Hey. He, um...
Hey. Hey, Danny.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. I'm... Hey, hey.
Hi! Merry Christmas!
Hi. Hi. Uh, hi.
Honey! What?
How? Oh, I'm gonna break you.
How'd it go? Excellent.
How's it all going? Great.
Humpy consult. No.
Hypercalcemia! Hypercalcemia!
I did! You said that very quickly,
I don't see a problem. Thanks.
I have to negotiate with Pat? Oooh.
I mean, what is he thinking? Right? Right?
I... Oh, yeah. Refills, too.
I'll call Curt. Thank you so much!
I'll try. Okay.
I'm a terrible liar because... No, I'm not doing it.
I'm glad you asked. Mm.
I'm good. Please?
I'm hungry. Me, too.
I'm sorry? Let's face it.
I'm sorry. D Did you... did you call me? Bye.
Is he gone? Yes, thank God.
It's just... Oh, sorry, I'm also a comedian.
It's so rare... Ken.
Just by a year. Which is perfect
Ken! No, I'm sorry, Mol,
Like basketball? Well, possibly.
Listen. What?
May I? Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Why?
Mnh mnh. I ain't seen nothing.
Nasty stuff. It is.
No costume? Shut up.
No offense. None taken.
No, it's not a big deal. Just leave...
No, just a little bit. Just a brunch drunk.
No, you... hey. Hi!
No. No.
No. I I... Are you questioning my integrity?
No. I was just wondering... I think you're questioning my integrity.
Not this song. Maybe you should get some air.
Oh, just me and Mo... Just, uh... just Allison and Molly.
Oh, my God. Hi. Hi.
Oh, no. I know.
Oh, really? Yes.
Oh. Come on. Son of a barley!
Okay, baby. Ah. Oh! Whoa!
Okay. Oh. Sorry.
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh. What are you gonna get... a facial,
Pat. Mm?
Pick it up. Oh, thank you!
Really? Mm hmm.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Say I'm at home. You live with him.
So, you mentioned a spa day yesterday. Mm hmm.
Sonja Miller. Oh, for [bleep] sake!
Switch with me? No!
Tell him I'm at work. These are not great ideas!
Thanks. Okay.
That don't make no sense! Here, here, these are for you!
That's amazing! I know!
That's it? That's it.
There he is! Get him!
There you go, Lori. Thank you.
There you go. Yeah.
They're not objective. They're... Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
This will be fun. Yeah!
Trick or treat! Trick or treat!
Uh, Little League. Mm hmm.
uh, this patient, Mr. Miller, um... Mmm.
We have a situation. What?
We should have listened. I'm okay.
We've got a tree. They know.
Well, none, because it's..
Well... Oh, my God, yes. Yeah.
What about me? You'll eat anything!
What about Tuttle? Oh, no, no.
What are you guys doing here? Pat knows you're here.
What do you mean? You've never seen the show?
What took so long? I did get a beer five minutes ago.
What? Yeah.
What? Yeah.
What? Is there something wrong? Okay, listen.
What? Why? You heard her.
What?! Hmm? Hmm.
which is very itchy... Shut up.
Why not Monday? It's my birthday!
Why? Aah!
Will you let it go? Let what go?
Working with Ken every day. A sweet parking spot.
Would you consider... Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Would you like a callous remover? I'm good.
Wow! I'm so sorry!
Yay! Yay!
Yeah, honey. Raglin Brothers... we going. Oh, we are going.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
Yeah! It's so good!
Yeah. Yes?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yes! Yes!
You are so right. That's on us for sure.
You can follow this? Yeah.
You did?! Yeah.
You know what, Jer? What?
You want to come? Sure. Why not?
You're doing it. Yes, sir.
'Cause everyone here sees me as all business.
'Cause I want to be the Steph Curry of medicine, so...
'Cause I went to Yale to become a bookkeeper.
'cause I'm minding my business around here.
'cause it is my cheat day.
'Cause my butt's got a date with this couch,
'cause once I learn, baby...
'Cause you are on fire!
'Cause you are on fire!
'Cause you have the body of a gymnast,
'Cause you weren't clear on whether you're recording it.
'Cause you're about to feast on a taste of Bangkok.
'cause you're kind of harshing our jazz buzz
'cause you're kind of harshing our jazz buzz
'Cause you're too busy flapping off
'Night.
"A"... I'm old.
"Adumbrate... to foreshadow or portend."
"Adumbrate." You're a dumb brate.
"All's well that ends well"?
"As someone who's been there, I can say that Molly Park
"Autograph."
"B"... I'm a moron.
"before the conference call to Denver?"
"Blair Witch" style.
"Bring it in, babe.
"Dave Park's a blanket wizard"?
"Dear Admissions Department, It's my pleasure to recommend
"Don't order sushi in Bakersfield."
"Don't use the downstairs toilet."
"Eh!"
"Enjoy the comic stylings of Pat Hein"?
"Excuse me, do you know where the receptionist is?"
"Excuse me. Are these beets by Dre?"
"Gwishin" means "ghost" in Korean.
"Hey, guys." Hilarious.
"Hey, Ken, did you check out
"Home is where the heart is" without it being super sad.
"I can't focus when I'm around you, Ken."
"I can't wait to run screaming from this marriage."
"I don't know how I feel about losing my autonomy."
"I love you so much."
"I miss your face." Then what?
"I regret your misfortune" or "Ooh! Tough stuff, buddy."
"I'm Mr. Davis, and I'm sad."
"I'm through the looking glass, baby."
"K"... Korean is freaking hard.
"Kathy"?
"Ken doesn't sit still. He talks too much.
"Ken."
"Oh, I miss your face."
"Oh, sweet mother of God."
"Ooh, she's pissed at you."
"Opposite day."
"Peninsula"! "Korea"!
"prostate cancer."
"Seriously... don't."
"Shark Tank"?
"Sorry for your loss"?
"Thank you. Not now."
"Thanks for not being pregnant."
"The best way to make friends is to build them."
"The Complete Works of Walt Whitman"
"These scores so low, even for American kid!"
"This can't get back to Allison."
"This drink coaster isn't big enough,
"throw hot coffee in the face" kind of mood?
"Traditional Korean setup... not for me!"
"Uh, chyah!"
"Wah!"
"Wah!"
"Wah!"
"Wah!"
"We are men of honor.
"What's Megan doing alone at a jazz festival
"What's wrong with you?!"
"When is he gonna leave?"
"Where is the zoo?"
"Where... is... the... zoo"?
"You already know me."
"You're dead to me"?
♪ A merry little Christmas now ♪
♪ Across the highest bough ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ By the hand, hand ♪
♪ By the hand, hand ♪
♪ Come on, let's sweat ♪
♪ Creole Lady Marmala a a de ♪
♪ Creole Lady Marmalade ♪
♪ Dance with me, daddy, all night long ♪
♪ Dance with me, daddy, all night long ♪
♪ Dance with me, daddy, all night long ♪
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of copays ♪
♪ Everybody dance now ♪
♪ Everybody dance now! ♪
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ From now on, our troubles will be miles away ♪
♪ Hang a shining star
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Have yourself ♪
♪ Have yourself a merry little Christmas ♪
♪ He met Marmalade down in old New Orleans ♪
♪ I say, ohh, ohh, ohh ♪
♪ I say, ohh, ohh, ohh, whoa ♪
♪ I want to hear that funky Dixieland ♪
♪ I want to hear that funky Dixieland ♪
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♪ If the fates allow ♪
♪ Itchi gitchi ya ya da da ♪
♪ Jingle ♪ ... nope.
♪ Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an... ♪
♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪
♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪
♪ Mocha choca lata ya ya ♪
♪ Moe Tannenbaum, Moe Tannenbaum ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, itchi gitchi ya ya he e e re ♪
♪ Oh, gitchi gitchi ya ya da da ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Pretty mama gonna take me by the hand ♪
♪ Pretty mama gonna take me by the hand ♪
♪ Pretty mama gonna take me by the hand ♪
♪ Pretty mama gonna take me by the hand ♪
♪ She said, "Hello, hey, Joe, you wanna give it a go?" ♪
♪ So ♪
♪ Struttin' her stuff on the street ♪
♪ Take me by the hand, hand ♪
♪ Take me by the hand, pretty mama ♪
♪ Take me by the hand, pretty mama ♪
♪ Take me by the hand, pretty mama ♪
♪ The head of radiology ♪
♪ Through the years, we'll always be together ♪
♪ Work me all night ♪
♪ Ye e e e e e ah ♪
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♪ Creole Lady Marmala a a de ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ I want to to hear that funky Dixieland ♪
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