Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 5 Edit

A "delivery" coming in on Wednesday night.

A beverage that pairs perfectly with pie.

A big family Thanksgiving? I had five brothers,

A big ol' perm.

A big ol' perm.

A bit of a stretch. I mean, you're a cannibal

A bunch of people. They were children, Jake.

A championship cummerbund.

A cop and a cannibal?

A couple years ago on my birthday I treated myself

A dark, ponderous reflection on alcoholism

A day? A week? A year?

A disgruntled civilian admin

A female woman?

A few years back I had a minor addiction,

A few.

A forensic sciences course.

A French grey Le Creuset pot.

A friend gave them to me.

A full scale replica of the sword of Opadoma

A good word for you with the warden,

A head start on heist prep? Good luck.

A list of the pie's ingredients.

A list of things they have in common.

A little bit. All right, let's text Halloway

A lovely hostess that I met

A loving relationship with a woman?

A meatball, rolled in breadcrumbs

A murder? A sui? A murder sui?

A Nodella Harmony Breastpump

A pair of candy canes. I'm all in, baby.

A part of the Commissioner selection process.

A pathological need to be liked.

A pencil? Your dad gave pretty bad gifts.

A permit to throw a block party?

A Perry the Parrot for Ava.

A pretty extensive background check.

A robbery, a murder, or something worse.

A sworn affidavit stating that you have seen Debbie Stovelman,

A traumatic work lapse.

A video game, perhaps?

A warm Nine Nine welcome

A way to make him notice it on his own.

A white 1980 Rolls Royce,

A whole play once, so I can get through anything.

A, I keep pestering Romero to tell me where the drugs are,

About de Blasio for the next hour.

About getting a cell phone. I am.

About giving too much solitary.

About how I got sent to prison and she'll probably die

About little Dex. I'm sure he'll be fine.

About meeting you for the first time

About the destructive power of wordplay.

About the Red Hook homicide. Oh, no problem.

About the wedding venue that I stole from you

About what you told us last night.

About whose is going to sell better.

About you wanting to pay for the wedding.

About your time in prison.

Abraham Lincoln abolished slavery.

Absolutely not!

According to Organized Crime,

Across the street we didn't see before.

Action's on you.

Actual lists of people that might want to hurt you.

Actual real people that aren't Kevin.

Actually, I have a great idea for a ramen dessert.

Actually, I think I know where he is.

Actually, I'd rather still not be a hostage.

Actually, my dad is super competitive too.

Actually, Sarge, I have a lead too.

Actually, scorpions are arthropods.

Actually, scratch that, they're here.

Actually, there's a private game on Friday

Actually, we wanna talk to you about some other things.

Actually, yeah.

Addiction is nothing to fool around with.

Adjust yourself as you walk.

Adrian, I'm so sorry. You must be so mad at me.

After all these years?

After all, it is my house

After his wife went to bed,

After that, we're gonna move our adventure over

After you left my apartment.

Again, weird take on a very loving relationship.

Again!

Again.

Again.

Against Seamus Murphy for years, and they're close.

Against their will, but not for much longer.

Agg time!

Agg time! That was it.

Agreed.

Ah ah ah ah ah, I put a GPS tracker on the belt.

Ah ha!

Ah ha! Holt used Cheddar to steal the belt.

Ah, chills! Literal chills.

Ah, good grip, pristine coat.

Ah, Hitchcock, I just got off the phone with Anne Sumter.

Ah, I can't believe I actually wasted

Ah, man, I'm friends with Officer Lou.

Ah, no need for the gun. I'm not here to hurt you.

Ah, Scully sat on a cherry pie

Ah, thank you for asking, Terrence.

Ah, that stings.

Ah, well, we're in warrior pose now,

Ah, yes, hearing it, I understand why.

Ah. Cipollini.

Ah. Those are our stolen shoes.

Ah...

Ah... by the way...

Ahhhh ha ha, I love it!

Alarm works.

Alib lies!

All clear. No poopers. Repeat: No poopers.

All day if necessary! [knocks on door]

All four of them have hair.

All he does is feed his pigs.

All he eats is buttered noodles.

All he took was a shipment of thousand dollar

All I had to do was sleep there and never shower.

All I have left is this first class mint,

All I need is for you to...

All I smell is residual Scully.

All I thought about day and night

All I've done up till now is talk jumpers off of rooftops.

All music after Mahler sounds exactly like that.

All my dreams start with my step sister painting her house.

All over everything.

All relationships have rough patches.

All right, fine. My dad's a selfish drunken slut

All right, go make contact

All right, guys, we have to focus and think of a new plan

All right, how about this?

All right, how about this? I will buy...

All right, I guess my work here is done, guys,

All right, I'll go hide in the janitor's closet

All right, I'll take the first shift.

All right, I'm just gonna look over here.

All right, it was you guys.

All right, let's bring in Doug Judy.

All right, let's do it. Judy, stay here.

All right, let's get back in there and suck out two runners

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's go over our covers one more time.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's play some cards.

All right, look, Gina, come on.

All right, look, this is not really a hostage situation.

All right, no more spoilers. Send it over to me,

All right, sis, have a safe flight.

All right, snake, show your face it's a charity.

All right, so it's agreed.

All right, stop hugging your mint. We have bigger problems.

All right, that's the signal. Here we go.

All right, this is gonna be tough.

All right, this is where she works.

All right, we're going to commandeer a car,

All right, we've got a week,

All right, you know, puncher's choice.

All right, you mooks, our union health plan

All right.

All right. Fine.

All right. Let's go save Kyle before the dam breaks.

All right. Oh, boy, oh, boy.

All right. This guy looks like the gatekeeper.

All the murder weapons were sex toys.

All the next three nights reading it.

All the nutrients leach into the water

All the way upstate for it every year.

All units move on the ambulance now!

All waiting for an opportunity to kill us.

All we demand is pizza.

All we have to do is convince him to fly here.

All we need is $15,000 to get in the door.

All we're out is some money, plus I've got insurance,

All you have to do is lose it to him.

All you need are welding goggles.

All: [chanting] Boyle, Boyle, Boyle!

All: ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪

All: ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪

ALL: ♪ No sleep till Brooklyn! ♪

ALL: ♪ No sleep till Brooklyn! ♪

All: Nine Nine!

ALL: Nine Nine!

All: Oh! Uh oh.

All: Surprise!

All: To Charles Boyle!

All: To Jake and Amy.

ALL: To sex with Amy!

All: What? I win.

ALL: Yeah, Mervyn's!

ALL: Yeah!

Along with a little something else.

Also good. Also good.

Also, for reals, I love your butt.

Also, I drank some water from the stream.

Also, I love you, and I treasure you,

Also, I slapped a stewardess,

Also, if you must knock on my door,

Also, laser jails.

Also, now we go back to never talking about my love life again.

Although on the other hand, all my dad ever gave me

Although, one funny thing did happen to me.

Although, Scully, it is crazy

Although... that is an hour and a half from now.

Always.

Amen. Look, I wasn't lying though.

America's favorite couple!

American Creepers, let's get creeping!

Ames, I love you.

Amy and I changed your mind.

Amy made me watch a documentary.

Amy Santiago...

Amy, Gina, you came!

Amy, it's a charity.

Amy, volume, okay?

Amy, will you please do the honors?

Amy, you are now my daughter.

Amy! Amy, in here!

Amy? Amy?

An all girl pudding wrestling party in a mansion in May!

An equally thorough search, right?

An investigation, and that could bring a lot of heat

An NYPD officer has gone missing.

An online college based in Arkansas.

And a 1021 J adjustment waiver

And a sweet, sweet P 28 P supplemental.

And after they see it, it's like I never sent it.

And all of the sudden they "don't know

And all she needed to bring was stuffing.

And all we've got is three words.

And all will be forgiven.

And allow me to be the first to say that we love you.

And also just step in and do it for me.

And also looking a little bit slow around 3:00 a.m.

And also maybe we'll find out Qwandor's true parentage?

And an address in Queens that he used as a safe house.

And another detective was working on the case so hard

And another. I couldn't stop

And apparently my family's a lot bigger than I thought.

And aquaria. [LAUGHTER]

And are now being bad cops.

And at the end of the day, that's what this is all about.

And be honest with me, and tell me no

And become one of my downstream distributors.

And begged me to bring her back to Dallas.

And blood in her ears.

And bone strength, not building vanity muscles.

And booked the venue before you got here.

And both of them taste even better.

And by the time I realized, the dumb toy was all sold out.

And cartoons shaped you into a naive little frog.

And coax him to a window. Snipers to one.

And crack this case. Bring it on.

And crop tops that say "little cutie."

And diggin' and diggin'.

And don't deserve second chances.

And don't even think about screwing me.

And don't forget about us

And don't worry, just because you opened up a little bit

And enjoy our joyous Thanksgiving

And every morning I do what I'm told,

And everybody in this hospital. [groans]

And everything we needed was there.

And finally, we have a big old Passover brisket

And find out.

And follow me into the bullpen of destiny.

And frankly, I'm not very comfortable...

And funerals are a meat market.

And get a fresh wiener.

And get our pictures taken with a human statue.

And get out of my apartment.

And gets shot in the head.

And guess what. It's...

And had to be put down in front all of us.

And had to spend a month in the hospital.

And had to use our six sandwich technique.

And Hans falls! [IMITATES SLOW MOTION]

And hating pants.

And have a viewing party.

And have it take us here to Monroe, Louisiana

And have Kyle give it back to him?

And he didn't notice for six hours.

And he doesn't want to be with her anymore?

And he has a case for us!

And he hung himself. Oh, my God.

And he ID'd the owner as one Morris Richman.

And he immediately had a sex scandal.

And he is currently engaged in criminal activity

And he looks angry. Well, he always looks angry.

And he never came out.

And he never goes anywhere in public.

And he quite clearly said Charles.

And he said he didn't do it, I just...

And he shot himself in the face.

And he was pissed that you drove off in the car?

And he's gonna nail it and fulfill his destiny

And he's letting me sit at my desk

And he's like, "This is my party now!"

And here I am, a police captain.

And his body is hot, but his face is like okay.

And his last memory of me will be how miserable I made him.

And his mom is in this one.

And his wife is a leech farmer.

And Holt told me to turn it down, because he said it was too risky.

And honestly, Wikipedia.

And hooked up with my mom's entire book club.

And hopefully no one's parents will ruin it.

And how exactly will you stop me?

And how she's at lunch. That means we have one hour

And I also bet none of you can predict

And I also didn't want anything to change.

And I am completely fine with that.

And I am consumed with the thought

And I can't believe how long

And I didn't wanna tell you because I was afraid

And I didn't. And also Rosa.

And I do have a dog named Cheddar.

And I do have a dog named Cheddar.

And I do it legally.

And I don't care what you think about it.

And I don't know what to do. "I can't find anything

And I don't know what to do":

And I don't wanna hide who I am anymore.

And I don't wanna piss off Glen.

And I don't want home phone service.

And I forced it, so it's on me.

And I got it. I've paid my debt.

And I have so many other enemies.

And I have to respond with a code only we know.

And I hope Jake goes back to jail.

And I just knew in that moment...

And I just wanna cancel an account.

And I just want to say...

And I know my own heart.

And I know that this may come as a shock to you,

And I know who did it. Who?

And I know who it was:

And I looked over at Amy and it hit me.

And I love you very, very much.

And I loved the Nine Nine, you guys.

And I made breakfast.

And I might not.

And I need you to climb pretty high.

And I need you to understand that.

And I noticed this.

And I realized that's because I've been gambling

And I sang her a song.

And I should watch you to learn.

And I thank it for its service.

And I think I know how. I found a lead on the dark web.

And I thought it bad 'cause I would only see my dad

And I thought, Zack Morris is hot.

And I wanna be napping in it,

And I want to thank you all

And I was hoping we could start fresh.

And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you

And I was positive he was not

And I was putting an innocent man in jail?

And I was talking about my butt.

And I wasn't putting oil in my bike.

And I wonder what's behind this.

And I'll come for you! I'll come for all of you!

And I'll meet you back at the table. Let's do this.

And I'm actually pretty good. Camila?

And I'm actually texting with her right now.

And I'm approaching the building

And I'm gonna ace this thing before you can even...

And I'm gonna figure it out.

And I'm gonna stay up all night reading it.

And I'm in a hurry.

And I'm just super excited to join

And I'm like, then why did Kurt dump me?

And I'm not going anywhere near gambling again.

And I'm not gonna cancel the mission.

And I'm really good at them. Really?

And I'm sorry, Jake, I know I said I'd stay in New York,

And I'm super comfortable wearing masks.

And I'm taking myself off this case.

And I've killed myself.

And I've read "Cujo."

And if he hears two men arguing in the next room,

And if it makes you happy,

And if you coat yourself in chum and swim with sharks,

And in an even weirder way, I want you guys to be my dads.

And in the end, he'll sting you,

And in the end, they rub...

And install the app.

And it looks amazing on your shelf.

And it never gets easier.

And it was very intense, friend.

And it will be weird, but in the good way.

And it's also my responsibility.

And it's always shipped from Jacksboro, Texas.

And it's always shipped from Jacksboro, Texas.

And it's midnight,

And it's my time to tit. It's my tit turn.

And it's not gonna be the same without you.

And it's really scary being touched.

And Judy turns himself in, and why is that amazing, Rosa?

And just like that, I left.

And just like that, things got interesting.

And just to be clear,

And kicks me to death. Mm, both options sound...

And kicks me to death. That's not great.

And kill me. Nah, sorry

And Langdon confessed.

And learn more about your management style.

And led Terry and the whole squad on a wild goose chase.

And let me guess, you realized she'd be ashamed

And let the sun do the rest.

And letting the world pass them by.

And like their daughter, controlling.

And made them get in a single file line

And make it front facing. Come on, let's try it again.

And maybe grab a few shots for the 'Gram.

And maybe you'll work off some of that bulk, huh?

And maybe your co workers would like to know

And meet Darryl Strawberry at the opening of a cellphone store?

And mine.

And my mom's a flighty weirdo. This is gonna be a disaster.

And my only friend here is a cannibal

And no homemade massage coupons, Hitchcock.

And no one will mess with me. I don't know, man.

And no place to do it like the men's bathroom,

And none of you get to eat him!

And now I don't know what to do.

And now I have a soundboard where I can make him say

And now it seems like we have problems.

And now some people are holding it over my head.

And now there's no way to get back in time

And now you are, and we can finally talk.

And now you owe me a favor

And now you're going to...

And now, it's looking real gray to me.

And now, Peralta, say the following...

And on his training day,

And one day, you do me a favor.

And one good old fashioned potato chip.

And our clothes and food!

And promising to pay me back.

And quite polite. [ahem]

And read those chapters in case there's some clues in there,

And refuse to even let that orange go to a library

And second, he's not that kind of scorpion anymore.

And Security's super chill about all the guns we have,

And see how your operation runs.

And send her into a downward spiral.

And sex with Amy.

And she finds a much better man.

And she happens to be a woman. Totally.

And she is spotless.

And she just got out of a really bad breakup...

And she was showing off a ring.

And she was the real set up all along.

And she's his only heir.

And since we're going to a public library,

And sitting right here in front of me.

And so begins the delicate dance

And so concludes this year's Secret Santa drawing.

And so do the kids.

And so I decided to make my food fantasy come true.

And so is our shift.

And solved a huge case.

And solved it right away.

And started to get really nervous

And still live in separate cities.

And stole it?

And that is the last time he screws over this family.

And that person has the belt.

And that relationship lasted for three months.

And that way I'll have protection

And that you found her to be happy, healthy, and alive.

And that's coming from Charles.

And that's the most natural thing in the world.

And the angle of entry, so... yes.

And the best detective.

And the drop point is actually pretty close to here.

And the good news is, you can do it too.

And the lock is turning, and the safe is... empty?

And the manhole? And he was wearing Weezies.

And the recording device in the watch is transmitting.

And the rice. And...

And the security camera in my office was obscured,

And the ticket machine was broken,

And the van return goes smoothly

And then another.

And then drowned yourself in the ocean.

And then file a complaint with the prison board.

And then I get a cell phone. Prison is easy.

And then I thought Lisa Turtle, also hot.

And then I'll take him down.

And then I'll tell them in a few weeks that we broke up.

And then it hit me... they didn't. They swapped the safe

And then one day I picked up my battered old guitar

And then someone swooped in at the last minute

And then sprinkle them on top afterwards like a garnish.

And then take a job as a camp counselor.

And then we wait, so as not to seem too aggressive

And then we'll see what happens, okay?

And then we're done for the day.

And then we're going to drive to Rhinebeck.

And then you can drink it. They call it a super water.

And then you can get back to watching your stories.

And then you got me all my money back.

And then you trapped us in there, didn't you?

And then... I did it.

And there she is.

And there were plenty of rental cars at the airport, weren't there?

And there's no traffic at the airport

And there's our baby. Isn't she a...

And there's sodas and candy in the mini fridge.

And they don't crease, which is a must,

And they end with the house looking great?

And they let me out. Oh, my God,

And they mate for life. Research burn.

And they still invited me to game night.

And they were very pleased.

And they're coming for you right now.

And this is where the magic happens.

And this meathead comes up to me.

And this one was never officially decertified.

And this says you've received your sales training.

And this time, when I get my medal,

And those heroes prove it every day.

And today, I shall.

And up under your b parts, can you?

And visit you. My family hasn't been

And was looking forward to finally having a brother

And watch you bleed to death in the dirt.

And watched one of Peralta's action films.

And watching another Nic Cage movie.

And wave 'em like you just don't care.

And we all saw your dad's penis through his undies.

And we both know from personal experience,

And we both know from personal experience,

And we can just talk about whatever, whenever

And we can't remove your mask yet.

And we complete the living hell out of each other...

And we got a match: a cartel enforcer.

And we have a rather public bet

And we have nothing to connect her to the robberies.

And we have to help her.

And we just drive at max speed. Captain, punch it. Punch it.

And we just felt like it was only fair.

And we made a promise. Right. You're right.

And we need to make a good impression.

And we should all get summers off like teachers.

And we would have had a happy family?

And we'll all figure out what to do about Murphy.

And we'll tell you everything we know.

And we're picking her up at the airport.

And we're really gonna miss you.

And we've got our deposit. Thank you so much.

And we've got our deposit. Thank you so much.

And what did you figure out?

And what, exactly, does that mean?

And when he looks, voilà.

And when the puzzle is solved

And who I love will never change that.

And whose blood is that?

And why am I bleeding?

And why would a farmer force feed a finishing pig?

And why would you? A dirtbag is a very useful part

And work on my side business one day a week.

And yes, I accept your invitation to move in with you.

And yes, I accept your invitation to move in with you.

And yet we'll never be free of the nightmares.

And you bond over secrets.

And you brought a turkey? She sure did.

And you can wow him

And you cheated on me like ten times when we were dating.

And you cheated on your ex wife with her.

And you did it for the sake of the heist,

And you eat junk food,

And you fell for it hook, line, and skinny margarita.

And you gave it to Gina to pump breast milk in, remember?!

And you guys could move down to that place where we park.

And you guys raised me to be strong and confident.

And you have to wait six weeks for the album to come out.

And you just flippantly called him Sore gent.

And you just took my first hostage situation.

And you kept it from me for two months?

And you kept working, and now,

And you know what I do to snitches?

And you know, in a weird way,

And you never retrieved my father's pencil.

And you never will again.

And you spend a third of your salary on tropical fish

And you take a step back and see the big picture,

And you think the Murphys have a Fredo?

And you thought you could distract me and steal the key.

And you want me to, what, clear his record?

And you, Amy. I thought about you a lot.

And you're being ridiculous.

And you're gonna make a generous donation

And you're not Cheddar. You're just some common bitch.

And you're on it.

And you're so jacked you have muscles on your back.

And you're the best person I know,

And you're the only robot I know, sir.

And your bathroom.

And your parents are not recoiling.

And yours is extremely scrutable

And, as you can see, you are required

And, Boyle, out buying goose feet

And, look, this is all my fault.

And, of course, a bald old man.

And, to help me pass as a straight...

And...

And...

And... and beef up the speeds. Got it?

And... I win again.

And... there goes the backup bottle.

Another chance to manipulate him.

Another day in paradise?

Another man's death on your conscience.

Anticipates a lot more resistance.

Any cases that might come in.

Any man, or woman..

Anybody ever tell you, you look like

Anything I want. Check it out.

Anyway, I should go. My plane's leaving. Come here.

Anyway, I was waiting in his favorite car,

Anyway, I'm sorry, but they're not cutting a deal.

Anyway, if I could make a movie,

Anyway, it was in the car when she picked me up.

Anyway, my astrologer is always telling me

Anyway, once I got in the vents, it was smooth sailing.

Anyway, she's the only person that can figure this out.

Anyway, that's my boring life in Dallas.

Anyway, they kicked me out of the family business for good.

Anyway, you're too late.

Anyways, BRB.

Anyways, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom.

Anyways, I'm gonna head to the bathroom

Anyways, I'm gonna snap off a wiz

Anyways, let's get back on the case, right?

Anyways, let's go to Olive Garden and get tanked.

Anyways, you know what to do now.

Apparently, I'm a "liability" and "worthless" and "Kyle."

Apparently, Seamus has been staying up

Apparently, someone told him it was Blizz.

Apparently, the hostage taker asked for Jake by name.

Apparently, they each slept with his wife.

Appreciate it.

Are conveniently not working that day,

Are conveniently not working that day,

Are one of the more simplistic

Are there no other actors?

Are they getting divorced?

Are we doing table apps or solo apps?

Are we really going to fly a man to New York City

Are you a better cop now than when you started?

Are you getting divorced?

Are you Jake and Amy?

Are you kidding? Jealousy's, like, the hottest emotion.

Are you kidding? The way you stood up for me with Kurt,

Are you mad? Because I think

Are you Morris Richman?

Are you negotiating right now?

Are you serious? Mm hmm.

Are you sure? On the first hand, Captain?

Are you trying to squat a peek?

Are you worried?

Aren't gonna ruin any joyousness.

Aren't you standing right next to him?

Arguing over the name of the dragon in "The Hobbit."

Around the room in disguise.

Around. The. Corner. Fudge. Is. Made.

Arresting Halloway's gonna get me a promotion,

Arriving at 9:26.

Arrogant, and you have

As a cop coming into my prison

As a cover for something criminal:

As a guest. I gave up my Saturday

As a matter of fact, I did. Sounds like someone's jealous.

As always, I'll be using the main hole

As being bisexual.

As I am at everything else I do:

As I was telling the squad, our old C.O.,

As if in thought.

As if my mom wouldn't have washed hers knowing

As it is a hurtful statement based on limited interaction.

As Jackson Browne's running surface.

As Lord High Commander of all Justice.

As she is not your property,

As someone who's eaten a lot of ramen in his life,

As the "toitest of nups"!

As there are with every technique, but...

As we speak, the block party is in full swing.

As we speak. Okay, how about this?

As your colleague, best friend, brother and ex lover...

As your little girl, but I'm woman now.

Asante sana, Rafiki.

Ask me, and the answer is no,

At a jewelry store on Atlantic

At agg at agg, at agg.

At first, I thought it was a mistake,

At Freedom Feast 2017.

At jigsaw puzzles.

At least a month in the hole.

At least I won't waste any more time

At least we got to stop that thief

At least we have Halloway and the diamonds.

At mid day? That's far too suspicious.

At One Police Plaza today,

At point, you'll see me... ♪ Everywhere! ♪

At the destination without killing any of those birds.

At the front of this line. I don't even know

At the library to work on my book... just two hours.

At the Philadelphia International Airport in...

At the presentation of Simba.

At the prison commissary. I don't want commissary soups,

At this moment there are no two cards that can beat Peralta.

At us. It was clearly Hitchcock and Scully.

ATL and EWR didn't respond when I reached out, but DFW is DTM.

Ava's birthday/Thanksgiving dinner's a high caloric affair.

Aw, you guys are gonna have sex for the first time.

Away from us for two months? That's going to be brutal.

Aww, man, his backstory is so sad.

Aww, of course.

Aww, thanks Adrian. You're the sweetest.

Aww, that was perfect. What did he say?

Babe, are you all right? Is everything okay?

Babe, breaking up with you

Babe, I've been looking for you all night.

Babe. What are we gonna do?

Back off, Hitchcock.

Back off, Hitchcock.

Back to no... let's just not talk about our sex lives.

Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay.

Bam! Solid match. Okay, I've got three words.

Bang, you're dead. And so is Kevin.

Based on some dumb book. Aah!

Be a cop, work the case,

Be an ice cream person? I did think that.

Be cause I do.

Be thorough. Yes, sir.

Because Aubrey is my friend,

Because everyone in gen pop hates cops.

Because he helped you stop my armored car play.

Because he won a medal the same day as you?

Because he's such a boring and repetitive writer.

Because I care about you as a friend.

Because I didn't think it was anybody's business.

Because I don't conform

Because I got him a backup bottle with a backup bug.

Because I have the perfect girl for you,

Because I wanted it to be true.

Because I wanted to be the old me,

Because I was stir crazy.

Because I'm a captain.

Because I'm great at it.

Because if Dr. Yee sees you like this,

Because it did happen for us.

Because Jean's dad is worth $100 million,

Because Lawson and Parlov

Because no matter what you call yourself,

Because quite frankly, we're not on the same wavelength,

Because she found all my nudie mags in the basement.

Because she's trying to take a nap, okay, Amy?

Because that's not our guy.

Because the clock is tick tick tocking.

Because the rules are pointless

Because they didn't care about their place in line.

Because they were so damn good.

Because they were written by a hoarder who doesn't care.

Because they're the worst!

Because this funky chicken's hungry.

Because this is just a phase.

Because we all know you're just

Because we don't have a lot of time and we have

Because we have a huge surprise for you.

Because we're getting married on May 15th.

Because we're so connected.

Because you are crushing it.

Because you felt a little cooped up?

Because you got the internet back.

Because you know my dad's gonna win.

Because you're a little bit of a mess, kinda like dad.

Because you're afraid he's gonna use it as a cover

Because, let's be honest: I'm not great at murder.

Becky and I broke up. She ate soup too much.

Beef Baby's out for blood. [laughs]

Been beaten up by a prison guard before.

Before he checks on any of the security feeds.

Before I get out? Mm hmm, had that

Before that start paperwork goes through.

Before the stapling starts again, please? Please?

Before we begin,

Behind my desk are boxes of baby stuff

Being in this bovine brothel is truly a nightmare.

Being walked all over by Kurt and his kids.

Believe this. I've been reading.

Belt... I'd like to see the pair of slacks

Best Thanksgiving ever. [sighs]

Bet you didn't know I understood Spanish.

Better get some corticosteroids

Between the squad and the uniformed officers.

Between visits. I know, I'm so sorry.

Big bag of hair. Why would you want that?

Bill, the belt.

Bitch, you're trying to tell me your kid doesn't like the smell

Black ink only. No blue. I'm not a street artist.

Blackmail files you've been keeping on all of us?

Blinds will only be closed at night.

BM, best man, is a common abbreviation.

Both cheeks on the cushion at all times.

Both master pie.

Both: [in accents] Ooh!

Both: * Sharpen your swords

Both: * Sharpen your swords

Both: ♪ I said hey ♪

Both: ♪ So I wake in the morning ♪

Both: By Zorton's Sword!

Both: Damn, Jean.

Both: Deal. Okay.

BOTH: No!

Both: Oh...

Both: Ooh!

Both: So...

Both: The Scarlet Feast! Third favorite?

Both: The summoning of Balacastro.

Both: The Vulture!

BOTH: They shared the flan!

Both: Ugh. I'm sorry, I just...

BOTH: Uh, I couldn't possibly.

Both: Uh...

Both: Unless the prophecy of Dorgon

BOTH: Victory shall be mine!

BOTH: We're going to Wingsluts.

Both: What?

Both: When you thought Ka'lar

Both: Yes, sir.

Boyle is teaching me yoga.

Boyle, Boyle, Boyle!

Boyle, have you seen Sergeant Jeffords?

Boyle, please. That's disgusting.

Boyle, stop finding variations on a word we hate.

Boyle, tell us about your cousin's beak.

Bread, cookie, pizza, sandwich, blintz,

Bring contraband into my prison and flaunt my rules,

Bring him here, slit his throat in front of you,

Bring it in. Oh, Jake, it's happening.

Buh bye now.

Buh bye now.

Bumping up against too. Well, you know, whenever

Bunch of kids are being held hostage,

Bureaucracy is not stupid.

Bus station, Linden, NJ. Pickup 5:15."

Bust Romero. And Romero won't think

But a couple fell out.

But a dirtbag is a useful part of a vacuum.

But all I know about is cops, and there are literally

But apparently that will not be possible.

But are we actually gonna do this?

But as a Boyle, I'm aggressively moist.

But as things stand, there are no diamonds.

But at least you have people that wanna come

But because of the soil's high salt content,

But both of us had to go to the bathroom really bad.

But Commissioner's retiring next year.

But compared to her, I was a real DJ Tanner. "Full House."

But damn!

But deep down,

But did you tell him you went straight?

But do you really wanna leave?

But don't think too hard, huh?

But don't worry...

But dude, she's the first chick I ever wanted

But enough about our dad.

But even a broken Amy can be right twice a day.

But everything worked out, right?

But finish what you were saying.

But first: this podcast is brought to you by Fun Frames

But for the brilliant mind of Detective Sherlock Peralta...

But going out into public is a huge risk,

But guess what happened?

But guess what?

But had just switched armor

But he dropped her off at college last fall.

But he is real scary and crazy.

But he was taking forever,

But he's also his own enemy,

But here's the thing: if we do well at this course,

But Hitchcock and Scully

But how about this: come with us on the case!

But I actually feel like

But I also just told off Kurt for being a jerk to you,

But I also might be solving the case.

But I brought my DVD collection.

But I can tell you how he thinks.

But I can't give up on this guy.

But I can't just let Jake sit in prison.

But I did record you a CD of original smush jams

But I do.

But I do.

But I don't do that profession anymore.

But I don't have time to go down that rabbit hole.

But I don't want to be a virgin again.

But I hate the feeling

But I hate you more!

But I have some conditions:

But I heard him.

But I know who you are, Devin.

But I need to do "what I do best":

But I owe you.

But I promise you, once you see our truck,

But I suppose for you we can start in child's pose.

But I think I get credit for giving Jake the idea to propose.

But I will neuter you all.

But I'll only talk to Rosa Diaz.

But I'm depressed. Or have you forgotten

But I'm here now, and I want to see the real New York.

But I'm not doing anything.

But I'm sick of playing with...

But I'm sorry I keep teeing that up.

But I'm still your daughter.

But I'm submitting the 1021 J to get the 1290 approved.

But I'm sure if I try enough things,

But I'm trying. I want you to know

But if anything happens to him, I will end you.

But if it could happen for me, it could happen for you.

But if we don't, are you willing to pay the ransom?

But if we murder him, there's gonna be

But if you do, I'm gonna keep it.

But in the end, they gave us room to work.

But it doesn't matter, because we're almost to the airport.

But it wasn't me. It was Steph...

But it'll cost you. Phone's 100.

But it's a long shot. Remember that guy Romero

But it's also not new, you know.

But it's attached to the Thanksgiving turkey theme

But it's cool. I know what you're saying.

But it's grammatically incoherent.

But it's her decision, so just back off!

But it's illegal, right? There's this guy

But it's like, what is time even?

But it's moved. We've missed the cargo plane.

But it's my truth.

But it's no surprise that somebody did.

But juggling things is hard.

But listen, there's something I want you to see.

But look at this. Right around 4:00 a.m.,

But love can. And will.

But love? Love hath changed me.

But maybe add a "dirtbag" on the end?

But maybe we can keep in touch.

But maybe you could. What if you played?

But my squash club recently transitioned to racquetball.

But my tough prison beard hasn't fully grown in yet.

But no one says it out loud and my baby can't read.

But now I know why.

But obviously, it didn't work. All right.

But on a personal note, it is such a bummer.

But on the way here, we passed the town of Jacksboro.

But one day I'll get out of here,

But one second more Yes, yes, we know.

But pair it with a blueberry yogurt,

But sandwich number six will be a soggy turd.

But scamming restaurants and hooking up with street performers,

But secondly, in "The Godfather,"

But she eventually moves on,

But she's done a great job at covering her tracks

But she's my sister. And she's young,

But since it's 2017, I am not asking you for your permission,

But sir, the stench. It needs some way to escape.

But somebody saw her pull out a bag of glass.

But speaking of yogurt, you've eaten six GPS devices this week.

But talking about yourself in the third person

But thanks to a loophole in H.R. 377551,

But thanks to a loophole in H.R. 377551,

But that must be satisfying in its own way, right?

But that would mean

But that's not Cheddar.

But that's not how "My Fair Lady" ends.

But that's not how we usually do things around here.

But that's not why I'm here.

But that's the safest way to give Rosa advice.

But the joke's on you.

But the point is,

But the truth is, I'm not the old me yet.

But the watch, yeah, sure.

But then he left town a couple of weeks ago.

But then I thought, "There's something deeper at play here."

But then I was all alone with the diamonds,

But there is one person who scares everyone.

But there is one thing:

But there may be a work around. Hitchcock!

But there was a Japanese man.

But there was one other person who was also overcompensating.

But they didn't install it on my computer,

But they said I couldn't. I had to have Terry on

But they're not choking. They're experiencing airway trauma.

But thing planes do!

But this year... this year belongs to The Tramps.

But unfortunately, police cornered him

But unfortunately, the NYPD does not

But unfortunately, you've made me a better person.

But we can't just sit back and hope they find him.

But we can't say no. She's behind bars

But we changed the truck's schedule,

But we don't look down on other people.

But we got a lead.

But we had a different permit in mind.

But we had a different permit in mind.

But we promised to help Captain Holt.

But we should probably address

But we will need you to both generate

But we will need you to both generate

But we will never work for you again.

But we won't look like detectives.

But we're standing 75 feet from where Argyle

But we're too late to drive,

But we've been watching Hawkins for a month,

But what if instead of killing Wilson,

But what if myself isn't good enough, you know?

But what if we can get him to take her back?

But what kind of cop does that much meth? [laughs]

But whatever, you know.

But who? Who took Cheddar?

But who's MizzBK Sneaks?

But yet I cannot escape your scold.

But you can intimidate anyone into doing what you want.

But you can't fool us, sir.

But you didn't turn it down, did you, Captain?

But you didn't turn it down, did you, Captain?

But you don't have to.

But you don't want me to lie to you.

But you forgot about one important thing...

But you gotta roll the chair fully into the stall.

But you know what?

But you really went to Stamforb,

But you should probably put something on your screen perverted

But you smushed the bread!

But you wouldn't design a form

But you'll get better,

But you're about to enter the Jake Peralta boyfriend experience.

But you're asking too much of us.

But you're dumb if you think

But you're gonna wanna keep it down

But you're taking a long pause.

But your brain still works.

But your maternity leave is over in two weeks.

But, like, a skinny margarita.

But, look, I love you, and

But, maybe... I could learn from you.

But, uh, I promise you they will improve.

But, um, you lived up to your end of the bargain, so.

But, you know, it's so expensive here.

But, you're right. I need to forget about Crystal.

But...

But...all homophobes are secretly gay.

Buying goose feet for Nikolaj's dinner.

By a type A personality!

By Lieutenant Hawkins.

By starting a bunch of riots. Got thrown in solitary

By the end of the day with all the logistics.

By the fire and took a picture

By the way, Detective Jeffords,

Bye bye "Party in the USA."

Bye bye "Swish Swish Bish."

Bye bye "Toxic."

Bye Rosa.

Bye, Gina.

Caleb, is okay. Just remember he's in prison.

Caleb, is this it? Did you film yourself

Call everyone, we'll get a live feed of the raid

Called "Tunez," with a Z.

Called in sick so I'm all alone.

Calling me by my first name, and you kept making

Camila and I thrilled to welcome you into our family,

Can handle themselves.

Can I ask what this Wilson did

Can I keep this? Yes, you should you reek.

Can I tell you the craziest story?

Can I trust you?

Can we just pretend to be a couple for tonight?

Can we talk about the murder truck we just purchased

Can you distract the lot attendant?

Can you guys forgive me? Please?

Can't sleep either, huh?

Can't you just forge the signatures?

Cantaloupe?

Captain Holt bailed me out, and now it's my turn to bail him out.

Captain Holt has an interview to become the Commissioner

Captain Holt, I know you've given up on your future, but I haven't.

Captain Holt, I need a...

Captain Holt's been in his office gambling for hours.

Captain Holt's Commissioners interview is on Monday.

Captain McGintley, just passed away.

Captain, allow me to introduce you

Captain, do I have a tell?

Captain, I hope you're wearing your evaluating pants,

Captain, I thought you said

Captain, if you wanted to be healthier,

Captain, we think we found a way for you

Captain, why are you giggling?

Catch him with his spoon in the flan.

Change in menu. We're serving soggy turds now!

Chapter four. Page 83.

Charles found out on the road trip

Charles has Terry. His eyes keep

Charles kidnapped Peanut Butter.

Charles promised he'd buy a ton of supplements

Charles teamed up with Rosa and Terry to form The Tramps.

Charles was right. I couldn't handle yoga.

Charles, a man has died. Read the room!

Charles, Charles, Charles!

Charles, come take a look at this..

Charles, forgive me

Charles, please tell me you got insurance.

Charles, there's no way you can lift me.

Charles, this is the floor that John McClane ran on with his bare feet.

Charles, we're gonna lose all of our money.

Charles, what are you doing?

Charles, you're being distracting.

Charles... (WHISPERS) What's he writing?

Check it out: Dannika, 34.

Check it.

Check this out.

Checkmate! Now, that's a chess move

Checkmate. Knight's bishop to queen five.

Checkmate. Well played.

Cheddar!

Cheese puff, sir?

Chick, foxy, Jew, throb.

Chili lime shrimp, southwestern chicken

Chill, bro. Don't call me "bro."

Close. It's Amy.

Co owners of a chocolate shop!

Co owning a multi tiered marketing...

Cold.

Come back next Friday; I'll take your money from you then.

Come back next Friday; I'll take your money from you then.

Come on, don't give up. If we get rescued right now

Come on, let's grab Holt and get out of here.

Come on, let's tell Holt we're prepped for tonight.

Come on, man, I ain't in no damn San Diego.

Come on, Sarge. Let's go.

Come on. Jean's over 30.

Come with me, guys, all right?

Come with us.

Come, Brent, let's get you down to HR

Completely on my own terms.

Consider it gifted. Also, it would me my honor,

Considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues.

Continue going through Diane Keaton's relatives.

Cool cool cool cool, cool cool cool.

Cool, cool, cool, cool. All right, one problem.

Cool, fun take on our relationship.

Cool, well, I can see this is

Cool, yeah, that's something I can do, without any problem

Cool.

Cool. [coughs]

Copy that.

Copy that. And Terry, I knew you were playing.

Couch. Space heater.

Cough now.

Could make me marry a woman that old.

Couldn't I be bringing you good news?

Counts as a rock star, sir.

Cousins, right?

Coverage starts tomorrow.

Crisis averted: I told her I read the magazines

Crown molding my friend Charles loves crown molding.

Crumbling the noodle on top gives it an extra

D.C. Parlov and Landon Lawson?

D.C. Parlov is going to read what you wrote!

D.C. Parlov loved my writing!

D.C. Parlov.

Dad, we didn't talk about my dating life before,

Dad, you almost ready?

Dallas? What the hell? We were supposed to be in Louisiana by now.

Dammit, Eugene, you sold me out!

Damn it, stop being so romantic.

Damn it! Next time, sit on a pie

Damn it! The speedometer's broken.

Damn it. Oh, you would look at that.

Damn, that's right. I almost forgot. Tell you what.

Damn. That was...

Dancing, public speaking, capoeira, ghost hunting...

Deal! We're gonna buy a food truck!

Debbie? Is that you?

Declaration of Independence, there's a hidden treasure map!

Derail these things with personal stories.

Desk brother.

Despite my personal ambivalence.

Detective Scully, or were you having trouble

Detectives Diaz and Santiago, NYPD,

Devious, I know, but...

Dexter. They call him Dex.

Diamond mines, but, yes, I see what you're saying

Diane Keaton's brother in law.

Diaz has been chucking D holes

Diaz, Boyle: here's a list of locations in our precinct.

Diaz, if you were changing the oil in your bike

Diaz, the mission is yours.

Diaz, the mission is yours.

Diaz, what the hell is going on?

Diaz, where are you with your CI?

Diaz, you should be very proud of yourself.

Diaz. I. Need. To. See. You. In. The. Briefing. Room. Now.

Did he say what he would do to him?

Did I guess it? Did I guess the code?

Did I? Oh, man, these are my Friday jeans.

Did my information prove useful?

Did the Kanye West cannibalism story finally break?

Did you also see where it states,

Did you have sex with this silver man?

Did you put your stuffing in my ceramic?

Did you say "eat people"? Are you a cannibal, Caleb?

Did you somehow force Scully to stink up the RV

Didn't just come out of your mouth is lunacy.

Didn't like your book.

Didn't start writing the first "Crimson Portal" novel

Dismembered. Right in the truck.

Do anything until we've seen all the evidence.

Do him and the rest of the gang hang out in real life?

Do I have to fly down there and talk to the rebels myself?

Do they wear bolo ties and cowboy hats?

Do we even like his books anymore?

Do we tell Captain Holt?

Do you guys even use the Internet upstairs?

Do you guys think all that radiation

Do you have any idea how hard it is

Do you have, like, a great job or family money?

Do you know how old I am?

Do you know what it means to "clap back", Raymond?

Do you know what Mr. Popularity

Do you know what this means?

Do you remember what he was singing?

Do you think if I got my parents drunk

Do you think that our childhoods shape

Does anyone have eyes on Judy?

Does anyone here know any hemophiliacs?

Does it matter? We failed and now you know we're onto you.

Does it show everything?

Does to an orange?

Doesn't Dave Coulier juggle?

Doesn't matter. I'm allowed to demand my own evaluation.

Doesn't matter. We don't care.

Doesn't matter. You're both gonna die now.

Doesn't mean everyone's gonna be less afraid of you.

Doesn't mean I still can't be First Class Terry.

Doesn't mean that all I like to eat is people.

Doing a sweep of your bunks. Oh, uh...

Don Corleone had three sons: Michael, his favorite...

Don't be stupid.

Don't freak out. Just stay calm.

Don't just blame my dad.

Don't let the volume scare you.

Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one.

Don't over think it. Again.

Don't pick your teeth. Don't pick your nose.

Don't worry angel, Gina's got this, crackety crack.

Don't worry, I brought "Twister

Don't worry.

Don't worry. I'm going back to Dallas.

Don't worry. We'll get him.

Don't write that down. But continuing with the case,

Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?

Double the amount of supplements that Boyle did.

Doug Judy, you're under arrest.

Doug!

Down a narrow abandoned alley.

Down by the river.

Down on you, you know? I can see that.

Down to meet. Well, we should get going.

Dressed as Concubina.

Dropped my phone. You know what?

Dude, he's already gone. He's not picking up.

Dumb. Freak. Loser.

During my year abroad in Japan,

Earring making, cabinet renovation.

Eh, it was kind of boring, actually.

Eh, no problem, take it.

Ehh, you know, in another lifetime,

Eight years ago.

Eights over threes.

Either you break up with her...

Either. Give it to me.

Elementary.

Eliza Doolittle doesn't go back to her old life.

Empty? "Running on Empty"?

Enjoy, Jeffords. Enjoy.

Enjoy. Having. Sexual. Fun.

Enough. This is highly inappropriate.

Enough. We have to get back to the safe house immediately.

Equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, capital D...

Equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign,

Especially not after he flew out here for me.

Especially now that you're up for the commissioner job?

Especially to my dad. He's super traditional.

ESU won't take your deal. They think you're lying.

Even better than a plain scone.

Even if it didn't change their minds.

Even if she and I break up, all right?

Even that actual pervert was creeped out by us.

Even the fire exit has one.

Even the one next to the I'm guessing, a mini soda can?

Even though he's not a child,

Even though I told her that you were making the turkey,

Even though you'll be stuck in this mask for five days?

Evening, gentlemen. Let's play some cards.

Evening, gentlemen. Ready for some poker?

Ever since you guys arrived, things have gotten

Ever written for the city of New York.

Every day when I was a kid they would have stayed together

Every family does, and in this family,

Every rule, every form has its purpose.

Every single week!

Everybody just grab something random.

Everybody knows that place sucks!

Everybody stop undressing.

Everybody's gonna be trying to kill us.

Everyone calls him...

Everyone cleared out as soon as we got here.

Everyone else was like, "Ooh, there's a knee in the fryer.

Everyone except for that blue pup tent,

Everyone here is a suspect.

Everyone on the ground, immediately!

Everyone on the ground!

Everyone says you're the best.

Everyone, raise your drinks!

Everyone's gonna start smushing on sight.

Everything

Everything about her is evil.

Everything happens for a reason,

Everything he told you is a lie.

Everything was going great until he suddenly reappeared

Everything's fine. I'm talking to you.

Exactly, which makes it even worse that he let him go.

Except for... [grunts]

Excuse me, can I ask you a question?

Excuse me.

Fabien, Marco,

Facial reconstruction.

Fair and square, right? No.

Fair enough.

Fake Charles broke into the safe, removed the tracke,

Famous kids are monsters.

Fantastic. I mean, it was so fresh, you know?

Far better.

Fascinating. My orange is beginning to rot.

Father, detective, painter, dancer,

Favorite moment in the series?

Feel like there's gonna be more.

Feels a lot harder for me to put another human being

Feliz Thanksgiving. How was the trip in?

Figure out where the drugs are on my own.

Finance people are the worst.

Finding a place in the spring in New York is impossible.

Finding a place to sleep tonight.

Fine, but I wanna know what's going on in there.

Fine, Diane Keaton's other brother in law is Fredo,

Fine, quit just like Jeff and Jason did.

Fine, then everyone'll have to pay full price for them.

Fine, your breath sucks! Just pop it and go!

Fine! Go! Who needs you, ya freakin' jag!

Fine! I'll do it myself. This is going great.

Fine! I'll give you back your Internet, okay?

Fine. But I have one rule.

Fine. I got no place to be.

Fine. I'm sorry, Kurt. I'm sorry.

Fine. One date. That's all you get.

Fine. What's your tell?

First of all, if we had developed a "Minority Report"

First things first, you are not allowed

First we have the Santiagos: Camila and Victor.

First, a jeweler will come out and inspect the diamonds.

First, she wants us to move all her furniture

Five days is nothing. I'm not afraid to be alone

Five years for aggravated assault.

Fluid dynamic analysis.

Follow the flan, Rosa.

Follow the flan.

Follow the flan.

Following these over the top security precautions?

Food truck venture.

For 14 hours. I don't mind.

For 45 minutes and the stupid server keeps timing out.

For a podcast! You will sign a consent form.

For a week. What's going on with your face?

For cash. I want 100 soups.

For faster milk expression.

For fun, obviously.

For getting Holt back for his interview.

For I have only this to say...

For instance, a deconstructed meatball sub:

For just you two,

For like an afternoon once a year,

For me to finally have the big family Thanksgiving

For me with bowls and vases and furniture,

For months, and Keith came in,

For most of the illegal stuff that goes on in this prison.

For Murphy's companies. I subpoenaed those shreds.

For Nickolaj? Nikolaj.

For not quitting on me.

For other people's pets.

For over a century, we used plaster casts

For something illegal, but what if we figured out

For Teri with an I, make sure

For Teri with an I? You were right.

For that. You said I did great.

For the articles. She totally bought it.

For the bride's family to pay. It's also tradition

For the department. Hey, man, uh...

For the duration of one conversation.

For the family to come? Tino, is Maria on her way?

For the first time.

For the host to make the turkey.

For the longest time, Boyle wedding ceremonies

For the public humiliation of loose women."

For the second turkey, a very normal thing to have brought.

For two hours so it can feel like a real orange again.

For you, you poor little caged bird.

For your big ride up the coast, then tell me,

For your hard, hard work on this case.

For, you see, Amy made a face

Forcing the armored truck to divert

Forcing the armored truck to divert

Forensics confirmed the tape he made of me

Forget about it.

Forget it. I shouldn't've answered.

Forget it. You ruin everything.

Forget the perfect wedding.

Forgot to lubricate before applying the plaster?

Found my wallet.

Four kilobytes of Internet. [LAUGHTER]

Four queens.

Four years ago on this exact date,

Fredo. It's Fredo.

Freeze!

French grey or mineral blue?

From an armored truck.

From another parent, so... thank you.

From Daytona, and her job is "spray tannist."

From doing the meth. That's why you don't do meth.

From key dates in our lives?

From making a horrible mistake.

From my phone as we speak, okay?

From New England.

From now on, I'm gonna be super chill.

From one of your mistresses? Yeah.

From releasing any more chapters.

From rubbing drugs on, like, your eyes and armpits

From smashing through the glass and squeezing

From the "Skyfire" TV series.

From the Nine Nine.

From the Nine Nine.

From the outside for another three weeks

From the stress, but I didn't want you to worry,

From the unhygienic tree.

From the water fountain, the crumb consistency was dry.

From there, it's a 29 minute cab ride to One Police Plaza.

From two previous sneaker launches.

From your mother's basement, where you live.

Fun conversation. But it was all worth it

Funny seeing you here.

Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada gossips about her love life.

Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada.

Gah! How did you know that?

Gah! Now I have to tell Sarge

Genevieve got me into it.

Get back to work, okay?

Get better eyes, you moron.

Get her to open up, start gossiping.

Get him back to New York in time for that interview.

Get in!

Get Jake out of prison?

Get out! You'll never cook in this town again!

Get over it, ya jag!

Get tanked at the Times Square Olive Garden.

Get this nothing but toothbrushes,

Get your fat, sweaty feet ready.

Get your undies out of your buns.

Get. Some.

Get. Some. Get. Some. Get. Some.

Getting blonde streaks in your hair.

Getting shot. Have you seen what a bullet

Gina will be in your ear feeding you stories.

Gina, these are just photos of me

Gina, these are just photos of me

Gina, ugh, I haven't heard that name in a long time.

Gina, you cannot use pumping as an excuse to slack off.

Gina! Welcome back.

Gina... I should have known it was you, you punk.

Gina's one of the champs

Give me a hug me. Hug me.

Give me a shot. If I mess it up, fine.

Given how much I squat during an evaluation.

Given the Nodella's exceptional flow,

Gives you an extra little fun bonus crunch.

Glad to be part of such an elite group.

Gladly.

Glen couldn't stop smiling. Glen?

Global warming.

Go from bitch to boss, as it were.

Go through a haunted house.

Go to hell.

Go, go, go!

Gobble wait, what?

God, it is so nice to meet you guys!

God!

Going crazy over here, man.

Going down.

Gonna be a fun couple of months.

Gonna be able to keep the secret for much longer.

Good boy, Cheddar. Bring me that cummerbund.

Good day.

Good guess, Captain.

Good is bad, up is down,

Good luck keeping up with me.

Good luck with all your, uh, hoarding, Florence.

Good luck with that.

Good luck.

Good morning, sir.

Good oranges, nice and dry. Not at all ripe.

Good point. I guess my response is,

Good. Now say to the dealer...

Got a lot of money riding on the NLCS, whatever the hell that is.

Got it! May I present to you the finest RV

Got me thinking a lot about her...

Got me thinking: I'm clearly gonna be here for a while.

Got the diamonds. Let's meet.

Great alliteration. Second of all,

Great evidence that Jake found.

Great idea.

Great idea.

Great save, babe. Thanks.

Great stuff, great stuff.

Great work.

Great, now that you've accepted our meat pile,

Great, then you won't mind me saying it's a lock.

Great.

Great. I love strangers touching my head.

Great. I love strangers touching my head.

Great. I'm not upset either.

Great. Jake's sister is flying in from Dallas,

Great. So, does this mean

Great. Thanks. You sure it's okay?

Great. What do you want?

Great. You call an ambulance,

Greek mythology, not an episode of the Nickelodeon show "Guts."

Gross, mm hmm.

Guard! Guard!

Guess how long Gina's been pumping for?

Guess I'll just head back to my mom's basement.

Guess what I'm holding behind my back?

Guess who just called me?

Guy's got more bugs up his sleeve than Oogie Boogie.

Guys, come on. Break it up!

Guys, focus up. Have you found anything?

Guys, it's cool. We just gotta roll with it.

Guys, why is there smoke coming from the break room?

Guys, without Gina, we'll never be able

Guys! Guys! Wake up, wake up, wake up.

Ha!

Ha. And you thought I couldn't... Wait, what are you doing?

Had been swallowed by the Norolith,

Halloway just found out it was me.

Halloway was gonna hurt her and you saved her life,

Halloway will come and get them.

Halloween. Mua ha ha ha.

Ham puffs, a single tampon, and a hot rod magazine?

Handcuffs at the airport thing.

Handmaids, out!

Hang on. Were you creeps watching that the whole time?

Happy visiting day, Tommy. You excited

Happy visiting day.

Has 100% reimbursement for out of state ambulance rides.

Has a lot of changes I

Has agreed to marry you.

Has finally Terry knows!

Has he done anything suspicious yet?

Has repaid his debt without compromising

Have a blessed day

Have a different idea about what a funny thing is.

Have a weak spot: his woman.

Have feelings this strong about a building.

Have fun. [knocking]

Have her phone to install it.

Have you nothing to say for yourself?

Have you seen this?

Haven't you ever filled out a mileage reimbursement form?

Having trouble with your internet, sir?

Hawkins has two different phones:

Hawkins to visit someone in prison.

Hayouken!

He also just so happens to live a right a here.

He and Lawson stole their own manuscripts.

He and Rosa were framed for a bunch of bank robberies

He bled out in your lap.

He broke my heart.

He built an empire, didn't he?

He can't die. I've gotta hear more about this.

He can't do that. I love your mom.

He can't hurt me or Kevin. Thank you, for titting my tat.

He clearly already wants to get back together.

He comes in here every day at noon, for some reason.

He comes in here to make the Blizz balls.

He could be in grave danger,

He could just waltz in here and do my job.

He could probably get it published.

He denied ever even hearing about the restaurant.

He did pick up. In your...

He didn't give it to me. He invested it in his future.

He didn't make it home last night, Boyle.

He eats tiny little bites of people

He even sent me a Christmas gift.

He Fredo'd it.

He had a gun, Jake.

He had no problem walking away last night.

He had sex with my teacher on top of the diorama I made

He hates nuts. My son is a basic bitch.

He is a human statue I know.

He is a rock star.

He is a rock star.

He is in thought.

He is the one.

He just keeps killing off characters,

He just posted a black and white photo of a dead flower

He just wants me to owe him a favor.

He left a lot of hams in that crate.

He left the house in clean clothes.

He loved it.

He might as well have picked me up in a station wagon.

He might think he's getting sold again.

He offered me info that would get you and Rosa out of prison,

He only said he liked it so I wouldn't figure out

He only wants to use the block party

He poked me in my tummy.

He probably won't be worrying about Kevin.

He pulls. That's all I'm saying.

He realizes I'm a snitch, then he castrates me

He said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please excuse me."

He said he doesn't watch "Stranger Things."

He said he's gonna kill my mom if I don't do this job.

He says if it doesn't have the crown,

He says you guys are the best. Really?

He searched "how to liquidate Bitcoins"

He seems like a cool guy.

He smuggles the Blizz into the prison in

He taught Sully Sullenberger how to fly.

He used to flip out on me when I beat him at Adult Clue.

He wants to know how long

He wants to talk to you.

He was a tattoo artist,

He was singing along to the music at the bar.

He wrote "The Nocturine Quartet" novels.

He wrote the number eight...

He'd give me a 5% raise if I came back

He'll know I'm the snitch

He'll obviously want to see that,

He'll say he got it anonymously, and then...

He's a good man with a family. I mean, he did stomp

He's a sociologist, for God's sake.

He's a writer, and he wrote a book.

He's a writer, and he wrote a book.

He's actually been very nice.

He's bringing his hand to his face.

He's buttering him up...

He's cheating on me.

He's coming over here. We're engaging right away.

He's gone to ground, but detectives throughout

He's gone.

He's gonna be up against the best of the best.

He's gonna finally let me back in the family.

He's gonna pay.

He's got bunches of hunches.

He's hold his paper name side out.

He's holding it from the bottom.

He's in Supply Closet F!

He's never had a job, he took six years

He's not here. Where'd he go?

He's not in the file room, either.

He's not telling me something.

He's opening 805! Let's go!

He's pinning the blame on...

He's pretty good friends with that Doug guy.

He's smart, and he doesn't talk to anyone but his family.

He's such a weak link, his family won't tell him anything.

He's supporting something dense.

He's undercover. We're perverts, see?

Heads!

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

Hello

Hello, boys.

Hello, Captain.

Hello, Captain. Hello, Kevin.

Hello, Dan "Daniel" Valdano.

Hello, I'm Detective Michael Hitchcock.

Hello, Kevin. It's me, Raymond Holt.

Hello, Kevin. It's me, Raymond Holt.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz!

Hello, Muriel.

Hello, Ofamy.

Hello, Raymond.

Hello, sir, what brings you to the fence today?

Hello, tied up Jake.

Hello? It's Hawkins.

Hello? So, Captain Holt,

Hello? Diaz!

Hello? Hello?

Hello. Blessed be the fruit, baby.

Hello... who's sneaking around back here?

Help me! Please!

Her flight's gonna land soon, but wish me luck.

Her name is Jean Munhroe,

Her name is Jenny McFadden.

Her normal cell, and then this one

Here is form 1290.

Here to see my girl in prison.

Here we go.

Here we have the camped out line of sneaker heads.

Here, Peralta, let me give you a tour of the safe house.

Here's a tip: leave a few noodles uncooked

Here's our list of words to avoid:

Here's the plan.

Here's what I wanna say, though:

Here's your persona: you're Billy "Big Time" Jankowski.

Hero Cop Saved Sergeant Peanut Butter."

Hey there.

Hey would have said something.

Hey, Amy, do you have a morning after pill

Hey, boss, what's up? I saw you got Wilson fired.

Hey, calm down. I had a baby ten weeks ago.

Hey, Captain, something's going on with this heist

Hey, change the channel, dude.

Hey, Charles, can we talk in the briefing room for a sec?

Hey, Charles. What are you doing?

Hey, do you mind staying out here

Hey, do you seriously only have two wine glasses?

Hey, everyone, I'm here.

Hey, Gina just texted me.

Hey, Gina. How's it feel to be back?

Hey, guys, listen up, from now on,

Hey, guys, the door doesn't close all the way.

Hey, guys. Uh, can we talk?

Hey, has anyone seen a worm?

Hey, I found something.

Hey, I'm sorry that things didn't work out.

Hey, it's time. You ready? You excited?

Hey, jerkos, this little Tramp escaped,

Hey, just checking... you guys mean crime, right?

Hey, let me ask you this, how would you like to be your own boss?

Hey, listen, we're looking to score some kicks.

Hey, listen, we're looking to score some kicks.

Hey, look, I'm sorry things didn't go

Hey, man, thanks for being there last night.

Hey, Monica! Hey, Dough. [laughs]

Hey, my girlfriend's a hairdresser!

Hey, Nikki, I was just wondering.

Hey, over here, losers.

Hey, Rosa, are you ready to go streaking?

Hey, Rosa, do you guys have any idea where Seamus Murphy is?

Hey, so, I ran after you last night,

Hey, sorry about that.

Hey, speaking of names...

Hey, standing desk.

Hey, there, sir.

Hey, there's glass in my food!

Hey, there's nothing in here.

Hey, wait up.

Hey, Warden. What's up?

Hey, welcome back to the family, huh?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, why'd you want to meet out here?

Hey, Wilson...

Hey, you don't think you can get high

Hey, you know what?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Captain Holt, Terry, Charles,

Hey! I'm sorry, were we being too loud?

Hey.

Hey. Babe.

Hey. Bring it in?

Hey. Got you coffee.

Hey. So, you doing okay?

Hey. Was that weird earlier?

Hey. What's going on?

Hey... over here, losers.

Hi, Detective Boyle

Hi, Dr. Albrin Einstibe.

Higher.

His character's name is Memphis Raines. I'm so sorry.

His leotard ripped, exposing his butt.

His name is Kyle.

His name is Morris Richman.

His stupid moral compass, the only thing left

His voice is really cool.

Hit both his runners and sucked out on the river.

Hitchcock and Francine, Hitchcock and Brandi again,

Hitchcock moves his mouth when he reads

Hitchcock, there's a woman here interviewing detectives

Hitting the open road with my bike.

Hm. Also, you sat on a meatball.

Hm. Vidalia.

Hogging our Internet and we can't get them to stop.

Hola. Feliz Thanksgiving.

Holding hands, uh, friends.

Holt and Cheddar always walk in a perfect lockstep.

Holt wants us to get that block party permit.

Holt: Hot damn!

Holy crap, this is gonna take all day.

Honestly, I didn't see it.

Honestly, this is the best I could've asked for.

Honestly, we're also involved in... cream.

Honey, you don't have the ass for it.

Hope you enjoyed the flan.

Horn's stuck.

Hostages are coming out!

Hot damn!

How am I not a cop, Terry? 'Cause I don't have a badge?

How are they treating you? Are you safe?

How are things going with Kevin,

How are you gonna do it? Shiv him, shank him, stab him?

How can we ever thank you?

How cool is that?

How dare you make me this upset while I'm wearing this outfit?

How did she know we were mirroring her phone?

How did this happen, Mr. Prevailing Traffic and Road Conditions?

How did you find me?

How do I put this delicately...

How do you know my mom and dad? You know, I'm so sorry.

How do you know my name?

How do you think I would look...

How do you think this would look to your bosses,

How far is it to Mansfurd, Texas?

How is that any concern of yours?

How long did it take you two to come up with that?

How long have you been here,

How long is it gonna take to fix?

How long will he have to stay there?

How long you been planning this?

How many guesses do I get? Is there a time limit?

How many half sisters did you say I have, Dad?

How many holidays I spent in an ER.

How much are you willing to give them?

How much longer will I be forced to live

How much should I be flapping my arms around?

How to come out to you.

How to find them. Why would you do that?

How was Argentina?

How will you break the news to me? Let's see.

How you wanted with your parents.

How? The forms don't make any sense.

How's the Pimento stake out going?

Howie Long still playing both twins?

Huh? Are you, Mr. Warden? I think we should be able

Huh? They cropped me out of my own photo!

Humbled, Michelle Obama."

Hush, Sergeant. Our cards are coming.

I accidentally ordered 100 lamps instead of one.

I actually even cried a little bit

I already feel as though I'm trapped inside of...

I already made the report to my bosses,

I also braided one into your hair.

I also liked...

I also put a bug in the keys.

I also put a tracker in Terry's yogurt.

I always knew I'd never be Commissioner.

I am bi.

I am deceptively athletic. I'm not sure if your gang likes

I am elusive as hell.

I am gonna just hide it right over here.

I am in shock, Peralta.

I am not giving Seamus Murphy that permit.

I am not supposed to say that.

I am so relieved.

I am unarmed

I am wearing my evaluating pants.

I apologize to a host of communities.

I appreciate that you're trying to fix this situation,

I assure you, I do not.

I assure you, there's nothing to see.

I ate pancakes for a week for $3.99.

I ate pancakes for a week for $3.99.

I ate too many meatballs.

I believe all they cared about

I believe he's leaking my manuscript online

I bet he hasn't even read your book yet.

I bet he's looking for us right now.

I bet that dum dum ran his mouth,

I bet those jerks are hogging our bandwidth.

I bet you could use some electrolytes.

I bet you never even had sex. Oh, I've had sex.

I brought all my best sneakers.

I brought you your box of DVDs.

I build an audience. I get a celebrity listener.

I call it the "Peraltiago."

I call this hand the Golden Girls.

I call to order the meeting of investors

I called them, and they ship their packages

I came alone... title of my sex tape.

I can feel your heat.

I can get anything out of anyone.

I can handle it fine.

I can make a shiv out of anything.

I can tell you how I smuggle in the Blizz.

I can wrap my legs around her. Six!

I can't believe I'm friends with a cowardly cannibal.

I can't believe Peralta got taken hostage.

I can't believe someone took Raymond.

I can't believe that idiot thought

I can't believe that worked.

I can't believe this is finally happening.

I can't believe you released Morris Richman.

I can't believe you saved my life.

I can't believe you used my love for your mother

I can't believe you're leaning into the murder thing.

I can't control when Nana comes out.

I can't hear you, Kevin. You're dead.

I can't lend you department equipment for personal use.

I can't morally give him that permit, so it's over.

I can't promise you I'll understand.

I can't see! Everyone just grab something randomly.

I cannot believe I didn't know

I checked into your alibis.

I checked with all the car rental agencies.

I choose the evaluator. And I choose...

I confronted Pimento about La Palapa and he lied to me.

I could be outside in a surveillance van,

I could bomb? I will get you back.

I could lose my stamp over that.

I could take you there, but you need to wear blindfolds.

I could take you there, but you need to wear blindfolds.

I couldn't bring myself to neuter Cheddar,

I couldn't hear what Rosa said back, but was that right?

I couldn't sleep last night, so I started

I couldn't stop thinking about it.

I cried to a carpet cleaner commercial yesterday.

I decide when the squatting is necessary.

I decided to ask Amy to marry me all on my own on April 28th.

I decided to quit.

I definitely smell smoke.

I deposited a few in the gas tank.

I deserve that. I want flavors

I did not get it,

I did not say that. I would never say that.

I did think those things, yes,

I did. They were unaffected.

I didn't ask you to be a part of my life, Jake.

I didn't do anything.

I didn't have a lot of time to put this board together.

I didn't know her favorite kind of ice cream,

I didn't know Jake was joining us.

I didn't realize they'd ignite it.

I didn't realize you were this tall.

I didn't realize you'd be flying out for this.

I didn't sleep well last night, so I'm probably tired from that.

I didn't take Kevin to the library

I didn't think you guys were gonna be so early.

I didn't want any of you entangled in this.

I didn't want any trouble. I have two priors.

I do not.

I do smell smoke.

I do want both of those things,

I don't believe in jinxes.

I don't care that she's rich.

I don't care who you report to, this is what you're gonna do.

I don't care, because I saved

I don't drink coffee. Just herbal tea.

I don't even know how to go about doing that.

I don't even know who you are.

I don't even wanna know. As bars of soap.

I don't get it. Seems pretty normal.

I don't give him that permit.

I don't gobble understand people.

I don't have a good sense of your age

I don't have a map of the booby traps,

I don't have a mistress.

I don't have the cummerbund, because it's right here!

I don't know his first name. Jeff?

I don't know how I can ever repay you.

I don't know how I screwed this up, I mean,

I don't know how I would say something like that.

I don't know how this happened.

I don't know that. Nobody knows that.

I don't know what I was thinking.

I don't know what that is.

I don't know what to tell you. That's just when I knew.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why she hesitated.

I don't know why we broke up. I guess we just grew apart

I don't know why you have an issue with this.

I don't know why, but I'm getting a strong "Apache" vibe.

I don't know,

I don't know, I just...

I don't know, like, maybe the bartender's?

I don't know, uh...

I don't know. He had a funny name. He deserves a shot.

I don't know. Think about it.

I don't like being so near gen pop.

I don't need any help. Totally, totally.

I don't see how it's an insult

I don't think he was a hostage.

I don't think so.

I don't think the spiral goes any further down.

I don't understand, what's happening?

I don't understand. Even if you wanted to gamble,

I don't understand. How'd they get this?

I don't understand. Why can't we just put Kevin into WITSEC?

I don't understand. Why isn't ESU handling this?

I don't wanna talk about it right now, okay?

I don't want 'em anymore.

I don't want to hurt her feelings

I don't want to sell food out of this."

I doubt he would tell me that. I'm not exactly

I drive across country, forge a new identity,

I encouraged you because of all my unresolved Chiaki issues.

I even zoomed in for some close ups.

I expect certain things from my assistant.

I feel like a failure. I feel like a Coulier.

I feel like Bond. Terry Bond.

I feel like Ellen watching her producers

I feel like we're in a Mervyn's commercial.

I feel like you said Einstibe?

I feel so bad I have a tummy ache?

I feel so embarrassed.

I feel the same way. You my best friend too.

I felt like I sorta straight splained

I figured out your tell.

I finally said what I wanted to say.

I followed the flan.

I forgot it was her birthday coming up

I found his credit card statement.

I found it. I found my uncle's car.

I found something interesting. I was double checking

I found the place that provides shredding services

I freaked out when I met my pen pal from Thailand, Mongkut.

I French kissed every slice of meat in that sandwich.

I gave 'em each 500 bucks out of my own pocket.

I gave Charles the idea last year.

I get 100% of the goodbye touching time.

I get it. I'm sorry I was so nosy.

I Googled it. He doesn't.

I got a head full of dreams, and a pocket full of glass.

I got a little excited. I'm so sorry.

I got a plan that's good for everyone.

I got a warrant for Parlov's browser history.

I got her a Perry the Parrot

I got him a very expensive bottle of whiskey

I got it. No.

I got rejected by my safety gang.

I got the reach and play!

I gotta admit, man.

I gotta say, Bill, your Gina impression was spot on.

I gotta say, I was wrong about him.

I grabbed this and ran.

I guess family game night's gonna be kinda weird.

I guess he'll just die in Supply Closet F, then.

I guess I'll take the knife out of my pants.

I guess I'm addicted to meth.

I guess I'm not quite as predictable as you thought.

I guess I've been mostly thinking about it.

I guess Rosa was right. I'm scorpion.

I guess you don't have time to take off those ridiculous suspenders.

I guess you should have your blood back too.

I had a female visitor in earlier today

I had an opportunity to read your manuscript.

I had food issues. I ate a crate of hams once.

I had forensics scour the truck for DNA

I had like ten more drinks than you guys.

I had the kind of family that you dream of.

I had this huge feeling of relief.

I handled it well.

I hate it here. I'm lonely, I'm scared.

I have 50 more minutes. I need this.

I have a bowl of mush to enjoy.

I have a daughter now and when she grows up

I have a feeling our answers are in that footage.

I have an urgent question for you about Ancient Greece.

I have cousins there: Becca, Tommy, and Steve.

I have great news.

I have no feeling down there whatsoever.

I have no idea what she's gonna do

I have no idea, I left a voicemail. I'm terrified of him.

I have the day off. I can step in and help.

I have three kids. I'm not risking it.

I have to return before it goes rotten.

I have to tell you something. What was it?

I have welding goggles in the car.

I haven't placed a bet or touched a card.

I haven't washed my hair in three weeks.

I hear that.

I heard her. What do you want?

I heard you practicing in the shower. You can't surprise me.

I helped organize a lot of this.

I honestly don't know, but you're all we got.

I hope it's good.

I invested in a pyramid scheme.

I just can't see anything at all,

I just cannot see at all.

I just couldn't let this guys get away.

I just couldn't stand to see you two fall apart.

I just cut my thumb off. What?

I just didn't think you should be moving to New York.

I just didn't want you guys to know

I just don't know what.

I just got spooked.

I just guessed the coolest shoe I knew and I was right.

I just happen to be a great person

I just heard from the mayor.

I just hope you know how important you've been to the Nine Nine.

I just missed her so much.

I just need a moment of your time,

I just realized I told you it sucks and there's no solution.

I just stopped saying bye all together.

I just wanna be back home, and I was happy

I just want walk up to the hot dog stand out front

I just wanted a big family Thanksgiving,

I just watched cartoons till I fell asleep.

I just... I love grand larceny.

I keep finding hidden pepperonis.

I kept reading it because it's so good!

I kept thinking, "How did anyone swap my key?"

I knew I recognized it from somewhere.

I knew that Amy was wrong. [chuckles]

I knew you were lying. You are so predictable.

I know a guy.

I know about the flan.

I know about your mistress. I know about La Palapa.

I know having our truck smashed to bits

I know he's in protective custody

I know how important this is to you.

I know I seem tough, but I'm not.

I know I'm the only investor, but is it cool if I take minutes?

I know one of you took Cheddar,

I know the Peralta's aren't perfect,

I know there is because that's who I am.

I know things aren't exactly where you wanna be right now,

I know this is the wrong time to bring it up,

I know we just put Seamus behind us,

I know who robbed us.

I know you always hoped that you'd be Commissioner.

I know you didn't mean to do it.

I know you don't drink water. You pee once every two days.

I know you think it's dumb, but "Skyfire" is actually

I know you used to be a cop.

I know you're down, but...

I know you're nervous, but it's gonna be fine.

I know your boyfriend got framed.

I know, it was really gross. But the point is,

I know! They were so fun.

I know. I didn't even fart once.

I know. I didn't wanna bring it up.

I know. I didn't wanna bring it up.

I know. I'm so sorry.

I know. It's a huge bummer.

I know. When I realized it was his car,

I learned about a lot of new crimes in prison.

I learned that the hard way.

I legally changed my name... it's quite simply...

I let the pile take me.

I lied about his pallet. All he drinks is milk.

I lied about the gym because I was still trying to find

I like you a lot and I always have.

I liked McGintley. He was fun to have a beer with.

I liked tons of parts.

I lost my job,

I lost some money on lame little Jayla,

I lost track of the fact that this whole thing

I love Halloween!

I love her.

I love how much you pretend to like "Die Hard."

I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are.

I love laser T. We gotta go sometime, man.

I love my life as a average citizen.

I love this new ceramic that you painted.

I love watching a "TBD" turn into a gate num.

I love what prison's doing to your figure.

I love you lady in the scarf.

I love you too.

I love you too.

I love you, babe.

I love you, Da... aptain... Daptain.

I love you, honey bun.

I love you, too.

I love you. I love you too.

I love your face, and I love your butt.

I love your...

I loved them. I should have tried them earlier.

I made $90,000 this year alone,

I made a decision a while ago,

I made a mobile version.

I made him show it to Parlov. He's gonna be humiliated.

I made him smoke angel dust at gunpoint.

I may die here tonight,

I mean, "Dave, age 28"?

I mean, have fun only having sex with men.

I mean, he's so big. You'd think it'd be easy.

I mean, he's such a bad guy.

I mean, I grew up without a dad. Yeah?

I mean, I know the plaster can dry out your skin,

I mean, I used to see everything as black and white,

I mean, I'm so happy we gave the money

I mean, I've only ever met him like nine times

I mean, it was crazy for her to think moving to New York

I mean, no one is actually gonna do Gina's dumb chores, right?

I mean, not "bi," but bye!

I mean, of course, you don't have to but I just thought

I mean, Pam and the two Bobs are definitely being held

I mean, see ya!

I mean, there are many names on the list.

I mean, there's nowhere left to hide. I'm worried.

I mean, these have gotta be the most joyous green beans

I mean, Trishelle was just a decoy.

I mean, what if he was telling the truth?

I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

I mean, why get married at all?

I mean, why haven't they caught him yet, right?

I mean, you come into our home and you act like we're idiots.

I mean, you keep talking about her thigh gap.

I mean, you shouldn't eat that sandwich.

I mean, you understand. You're a writer.

I mean... [sighs] Yeah, kinda.

I microwaved a bunch of wet napkins to make a hot towel.

I might get married to a man...

I might have a solution for that.

I more meant like funny work anecdotes.

I more meant the living in my mom's basement virgin vibe.

I need a little bit more time to readjust.

I need a private place where I can pump.

I need an approved 1021 J,

I need an exact number.

I need my afternoon nap.

I need this, man. Just give me a little taste.

I need to check out a full surveillance kit.

I need to handle this right now.

I need to throw an ice cream party

I need you to be available to work

I need you to climb back on that strungness ladder,

I need you to help me save my mama.

I need you to take my dog to Argentina

I needed an excuse to end things.

I never got as a kid. Oh, babe.

I never meant to cause you any trouble.

I never would've guessed it.

I once ate a box of uncooked rice in a movie theater.

I once took a seminar on how to ace job interviews,

I once went to a play.

I only have one dream a year, always on Tax Day.

I only recognized from our bedroom,

I owe you two a tremendous debt of gratitude.

I paint on canvases though. Oh.

I pass a field evaluation performed by a member

I pity the child who lies beneath this solar system.

I planted the idea in Jake's head

I procure luxury vehicles for the rich and famous

I promise you this.

I put a GPS tracker inside of Terry.

I reacted poorly last night.

I really need to win this year. I'm begging you.

I really thought she was gonna be like me.

I really wanted this trip to go well

I remember Steve. He taught me how to shave.

I respect that.

I saved him.

I saw you guys staring at me.

I say "wife," but it's a common law marriage.

I sent it on to my publishers.

I shot a watermelon once.

I should be sitting next to a semi famous person

I should be working this case.

I should be working this case.

I should probably go lie down. Yeah.

I should've realized the second I saw those hogs.

I should've written this down first.

I shouldn't've have answered. Shouldn't've answered.

I slipped right into it.

I spend every day lying on the floor of that house

I spent all night pressure washing her,

I spent the whole night riding my bike,

I started a new life here in San Diego.

I started reading it because the character looks like me.

I still can't figure out.

I still don't know how we're gonna deal with the

I still love you, buddy.

I stole the cummerbund from under there an hour ago.

I swear to my personal Lord and Savior, Steph Curry,

I swear. Don't give up hope, okay?

I think I could be of help to you.

I think I got so worked up about him cheating on me

I think I left my wallet at home.

I think I left my wallet in your couch bed.

I think I might actually miss you.

I think I should ride the desk for a few more weeks.

I think I'm gonna need to join a gang.

I think I'm ready to tell my parents.

I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way."

I think it's it's bad.

I think it's time we had a little chat.

I think my Blizz is wearing off.

I think so. Wait.

I think that Parlov hated my book.

I think the reason is because it's garbage.

I think they didn't move down

I think we should buy another food truck.

I think you do know what to do.

I think you might be surprised what you see.

I think you might like.

I think you should focus on interagency communication and intel sharing.

I think you're rushing. It's a bad idea.

I thought everything worked out.

I thought he just wiggled out. Come, will you just please un cuff me?

I thought he turned out to be a jerk.

I thought Holt was supposed to be great at this.

I thought I'd be as incredible at being a working mom

I thought maybe he was gonna ask one of Amy's brothers

I thought they'd shut the engine down.

I thought they'd shut the engine down.

I thought you could talk to Sergeant Jeffords here.

I thought you just wanted a picture.

I thought you just write down your hunches

I thought you would be reckless, but I was wrong.

I thought you'd be happy to see me.

I tipped off Page Six, I don't know why they're sitting on it.

I told you never to wake me up!

I told you not to give up hope. It's a miracle.

I told you that in confidence.

I told you, I'll always be one step ahead of you.

I told you, the guy's got range!

I took you to that play, and you said you loved it.

I torched it along with the drugs

I totally agree.

I totally understand.

I tracked your phone, idiot.

I tried everything. I begged. I pleaded. I even told them

I understand. I've been there.

I used to drive for my uncle Seamus.

I used up my miles, and upgraded first class.

I usually run into him about once a year.

I voted for the first time this year.

I vowed on that day to prove you a fool,

I waited all night to do this.

I waited outside that restaurant for two hours

I wanna be doing something that makes her proud.

I wanna have a beer with anymore.

I wanna live my best prison life, and for me,

I wanna say... Alan?

I want you to be able to tell me everything.

I want you to cut it straight across

I wanted to go like this, although I did.

I wanted to record Jake for the podcast,

I wanted to say good bye.

I wanted to say I'm sorry.

I wanted to spend my life with her.

I was all alone and having some pretty dark thoughts.

I was at rock bottom.

I was at Terry's grandma's funeral.

I was being kind to you by putting you two

I was being sarcastic. You all suck,

I was blown away. Wasn't I, Tank?

I was cheating on her with a waitress from Wing Sluts

I was checking our bug, and I overheard him

I was definitely a male prostitute,

I was embarrassed about how pumped I am to see them.

I was excited too, but we don't know each other.

I was gonna say "a chicken burrito."

I was gonna say you're a great guy, too,

I was hiding in the bathroom stall,

I was hoping to interview one of your detectives.

I was hoping to salvage this time

I was hoping you'd say that.

I was just doing Batman! What's wrong with you?

I was just feeling insecure because

I was just messing with you.

I was listening to an episode

I was missing Iggy and I wanted to see her.

I was nervous to meet you too.

I was only with him because he drove a Jaguar.

I was ordered by this guy, Romero.

I was overwhelmed by my addiction and you were there for me.

I was perfectly happy in Dallas

I was picking up these matching T shirts for my whole family.

I was ready to just, uh, give up...

I was sharpening my shiv. Right, I'm sorry.

I was so sure that something was gonna go wrong.

I was the only one brave enough to tackle elf molestation.

I was thinking maybe I could take this whole floor

I was thinking more like a pizza party

I was trying to have a relationship with you,

I was trying to protect you.

I was voted least friendly in high school,

I was worried about that, too, but that's when I remembered:

I was worried you were still a cop,

I wasn't sure what gay guys talk about

I wasted a year on Chiaki.

I went to a meeting and when I returned,

I went to Bennington.

I will be basing Gabriella on my sister's friend, Dana.

I will burn your life to the ground.

I will like you less.

I will never drown your adorable little frog ass.

I will not be using a loophole, Peralta.

I will now field one minute and zero seconds

I will work this case.

I wish every cop had a voice in their head asking,

I wish he would turn the radio down.

I wish you had gone to prison years ago.

I wish.

I woke up the next morning in a Sbarro on the Jersey Turnpike.

I won't get to the bottom of this.

I won't tell any stories,

I wonder if I can touch the ceiling.

I wonder if it's as gross as the books say it is.

I worried that you were being flippant

I would have to take your gun and badge.

I would marry you in a dumpster.

I would really like that.

I would say I'm Type A.

I would say that I'm a woodworker.

I would've chosen for myself, but yes,

I would've thought you'd be flushed with cash

I wouldn't say that. I mean, at most, she's a daymare.

I wouldn't say you're too high strung.

I... I didn't wanna lose that.

I.e., how elaborate does my lie need to be?

I.T. just installed blocker software,

I'd hate to be a passenger on one of your flights

I'd kick my way out, but I think these windows are bullet proof.

I'd like to bet $20,000 on...

I'd like to humiliate some hussies,

I'd like to see Barbra Streisand do that.

I'd love to see her, like,

I'd never said that before. Amy, you come with me.

I'd rather not talk to a supervisor.

I'd rather send you back to prison

I'd really love to hear the full Mongkut story.

I'll administer it.

I'll be fine.

I'll be gambling.

I'll be good.

I'll be good.

I'll be taking that gift card. Daddy loves nachos.

I'll creep them right the hell out of here.

I'll do what you want...

I'll drop it, and I'll never bring it up again.

I'll find another bocce ball partner.

I'll fire Wilson. Really?

I'll get a couple officers to help lift you up.

I'll give you my grandfather's watch.

I'll go clean it up.

I'll go make him mad. When he attacks me,

I'll go tell Judy that the plan is on.

I'll have a margarita.

I'll have the travel details later.

I'll have you know Amy and I do sex 24 sevs, 369.

I'll have you know you're speaking to your Captain.

I'll head him off.

I'll just call him and put his mind at ease.

I'll just call you the 'Mish... no wait, Mishy Elliot...

I'll just tell her it's a bad idea, and she shouldn't do it

I'll keep five packs for myself.

I'll pass your dumb evaluation

I'll record you some songs.

I'll take 150.

I'll tell you how.

I'll tell you that for free.

I'll wait for you to not be naked.

I'm a boner.

I'm a captain in the NYPD.

I'm a changed bug.

I'm a cop, I can protect us. We're going to the library.

I'm a high end car broker now.

I'm a New Yorker now. Fuggedabout it!

I'm a notary, Rosa.

I'm a pretty private person so this is kinda hard for me, but...

I'm a qualified member of the MPTC.

I'm a snitch, and then Romero castrates me

I'm a snitch, because he never told me where they are.

I'm a virgin.

I'm about to be a brother.

I'm about to boink with a local single in my area.

I'm about to crap the bed.

I'm afraid of what they'll ask me to do if I become Commissioner.

I'm afraid this would just mess everything up.

I'm already dressed.

I'm already seeing somebody, Boyle.

I'm already used to the bouncing and shaking.

I'm also gonna go. Are you guys on Venmo?

I'm assuming it's a "My Fair Lady" porn parody.

I'm attracted to both men and women.

I'm back and I'm ready for a case, so what do you got?

I'm backed into a corner, I just do what I do best:

I'm bi sexual. All right.

I'm bleeding because my piece of crap

I'm coming in under the gun, and I've 15k behind.

I'm compromised.

I'm dating a woman.

I'm definitely gonna cry," Title of your sex tape.

I'm deleting all the upbeat music off my computer.

I'm doing great too. This has been a piece of ca...

I'm doing it at this very moment.

I'm doing this because of how much I care about you,

I'm excited to speak to you subordinates

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine. See?

I'm getting married. Really?

I'm glad you get your money back.

I'm going back to Dallas. Don't worry.

I'm going to miss our little house.

I'm going to walk out of here normally

I'm gonna die in here, and then

I'm gonna die in here.

I'm gonna dump his ass. He should be here any minute.

I'm gonna dump it out into this plant.

I'm good. Amy?

I'm heading to the acai bowl internet café.

I'm hearing wedding bells.

I'm here to call in the favor that you owe me.

I'm in complete control.

I'm in the President's Circle now.

I'm innocent. Come on, man, I'm innocent.

I'm interested in becoming Commissioner.

I'm investigating a big time money launderer.

I'm Jake Peralta, the negotiator.

I'm Joe Wozniak,

I'm just a little sore from my real workouts.

I'm just glad that you found the courage

I'm just going to find your husband,

I'm just gonna have to call the Commissioner, cancel this meeting.

I'm just interested in your comings and goings,

I'm just kidding. I know you were.

I'm just messing with you, Peralta.

I'm just talking to myself.

I'm just thinking about the precinct.

I'm kidding, it's cheeseburgers

I'm kidding. It's because they're rich.

I'm kidding. Obviously, I'm not

I'm leaving. This is an absurd conversation,

I'm lying, I watched them all,

I'm not a blackmailer.

I'm not getting out of the chair till it's time to go home.

I'm not lying. I don't wanna be a criminal.

I'm not on my own. I have an alliance.

I'm not ready to be back.

I'm not really sure why. Something about us

I'm not spending it alone. I'm spending it with my family.

I'm not straight. I'm bisexual.

I'm not talking about Nikolaj.

I'm not telling you who I'm dating.

I'm not weak like you. I can stop whenever I want.

I'm not worried about that.

I'm off duty; what I do on my own time is my own business.

I'm off to... plow my mistress.

I'm over doing it. Kevin, come in here.

I'm proud of you, sir.

I'm proud of you.

I'm ready.

I'm really gonna have to thread the needle.

I'm really good at jigsaw puzzles. I do them all the time.

I'm really impressed. Oh, well, you know,

I'm sick of you looking down your nose at us.

I'm sick of you, Amy, and Holt winning.

I'm simply trying to keep my husband alive.

I'm sitting down as long as I can.

I'm so confused.

I'm so confused... I don't know what's happening right now.

I'm so happy you two are getting married.

I'm so sorry, Rosa.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm just really stressed out.

I'm sorry I can't be the man you want me to be.

I'm sorry I let you guess... but...

I'm sorry I said that. I thought I was

I'm sorry I won't be at your wedding.

I'm sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight.

I'm sorry, I don't think we can make up the time.

I'm sorry, it's for your own safety.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I don't know why we can't

I'm sorry. I feel so stupid.

I'm sorry. I hate to say this,

I'm sorry. I just don't think this is something you're good at.

I'm sorry. Officer, are you friends with this criminal?

I'm still involved.

I'm still the same person I always was.

I'm still the same person that I've always been.

I'm sure I'll see you again at some point.

I'm sure Judy didn't run off with the diamonds.

I'm sure some of them are actually nice,

I'm sure that guard will be back in, like, five minutes.

I'm surprised you know what that word means.

I'm the best man!

I'm the defending champion.

I'm the negotiator now.

I'm totally fine. Here. I can prove it.

I'm touched...

I'm trying to be happy over here.

I'm used to playing online, so it's not weird.

I'm very good at roleplay,

I'm very happy about it. It'll be fun. It'll be fun.

I'm violating uniform conduct code 773

I'm younger than you.

I'm your Beef Baby.

I'm your son. Okay, dude.

I've already done my favor.

I've already left. I don't enjoy being judged,

I've always wanted a man on the inside.

I've been around so many failed marriages in my life.

I've been carrying takeout since before you were born, son.

I've been more than fair.

I've been on the phone for six hours

I've been reading the most thrilling footnote.

I've been recording his voice for the past two years,

I've been tracking for three months

I've been trying to file a warrant request

I've been waiting for this moment for so long,

I've done my morning calisthenics.

I've ever been in.

I've ever seen. Oh, thanks, honey.

I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla.

I've got an "and", I've got an "an" and a "he".

I've got this coupon for a private room.

I've got top secret info about various dealings.

I've gotta take this. Mm hmm.

I've just been crazy about her forever

I've just done it again. Whoops. There's another time.

I've just gotten so wrapped up in my research.

I've known about your plans for weeks.

I've known this about myself for a really long time,

I've learned that it's best not to have hopes.

I've left that life behind.

I've lost control. I'm taking myself off the case.

I've never heard you use a double contraction before.

I've never met anyone who cares so much about stupid bureaucracy.

I've never treated you like a prostitute.

I've seen you use a toothpick in public.

I've spent ten years as a negotiator

I've taken your negotiator hostage.

If he'd got off his ass once in a while, right?

If I may... mm...

If I wanted to hear inane pounding,

If I went missing, you guys would conduct

If it can fly or swim, we're eating its eggs.

If it is fried, it must be tried.

If Rosa were to jump off a cliff,

If there is anything that you need or want

If there's anyone that's gonna give us info

If there's anything you ever need,

If this is part of the heist, I will dump you so hard.

If we break them up, we get our venue back.

If we brought that to my family's house,

If we can get a seat at that table, we can lose this watch to him.

If we go to the bathroom at the same time,

If we go to the bodega looking like detectives,

If we're going by what I'm most passionate about,

If you come in here, I will shoot him.

If you could spot my tell, you would've known.

If you fly as slow as you cut a turkey.

If you go through with this party,

If you hear what sounds like screaming,

If you let me keep my phone.

If you let me out of these cuffs,

If you must go into the living room, crawl on your belly.

If you need to cough...

If you paid $600, you're making some bad choices, my friend.

If you really think about it.

If you screw me over, I will cut your testicles off

If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means.

If you take away his supply,

If you tell anyone I am, I will release your secrets.

If you wanna kill him, you're gonna have to

If you were joking or not, but...

If you would all take a seat while I make a toast.

If you'd come away with Halloway and the diamonds,

If you're going to do a throat punch,

If you're reaching for Coulier,

If you're so innocent, where were you

Ignore him. Look, there are three Tramps.

Imagination is never the solution.

Imagine what I could do with a dedicated couple of hours.

Impressive. Now I need to use your skills

In "New York Times" crossword puzzles

In a private karaoke room, not singing.

In a public rec center! Super cheap!

In all of that time, Beefy... It's just "Beefy" now?

In an hour and a half, so get up and get ready.

In and around the world of drugs,

In Bonita Springs in Florida.

In case someone comes in

In every one of those photos, I look uptight and worried.

In every steampunk novel.

In exchange for a favor?

In exchange for a favor.

In fact, I think everyone here has had enough.

In fact, it's right here!

In fact, they're gonna be joyous as hell.

In fact, you're an idiot. I should've fired you long ago.

In federal protection. Captain doesn't wanna risk it.

In gen pop Romero. He can smuggle anything

In hell. Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

In here for four minutes, and it's gross.

In here. Help.

In it, I must file an extension.

In my cell. At night. In the dark.

In one minute, Kevin and I will finally be able

In our penal system... also, he kicked me

In prison after experiencing it myself.

In prison for 15 years. I'm not good

In protective custody, but if you're gonna

In regards to these diamonds and it ruining my career.

In Saratoga Springs. Raymond and I drive

In the back of a bovine transport unit.

In the back of a gray bovine transport unit.

In the battle of Vorcastle.

In the bounce house. Oh, my dad is the worst.

In the development of modern forensics.

In the forthcoming Charles Boyle owned and operated

In the inner circle. Maybe you just need

In the interest of national security.

In the mess hall, Romero. Bye, Romero.

In the quaint little town of French Fry Village.

In the right direction that time.

In the state.

In the wiener a bunch. Mm.

In the yard. We're going into lockdown.

In your face, Terry!

In your notebooks with your pens and paper.

Including one wherein a man's head

Inmates, line up. No.

Innocent until proved guilty

Instead of being down here doing what I'm good at... math.

Instead of it being cold, what if I heat it up?

Instead of putting your career in jeopardy.

Interesting, keep going.

Interfering with my business interests.

Into my mouth piece since we were back at the academy.

Into storage. Okay.

Into the showers for the second time today.

Into this place: phones, drugs,

Is 'cause you were making sure of it.

Is actually marrying the Vulture.

Is anyone else having trouble with the Internet?

Is banging married chicks.

Is caught in the gobble door. Thank you.

Is everything okay? Yeah.

Is for him to get his tape back,

Is grundle on the table?

Is Hitchcock doing okay?

Is indeed true!

Is indeed true!

Is it a pleasure sound or pain?

Is it all just a lie?

Is it possible Parlov actually likes Sarge's writing?

Is it? I feel like I just sat down.

Is not an everyday activity,

Is not an everyday activity,

Is sauced exactly 70 seconds before being served

Is that someone popular?

Is that the NYPD police auction site?

Is that what everyone's thinking?

Is that what you're saying, Terry?

Is there a reason you're still upset?

Is there a table for people who wear big boy pants?

Is there even a Commissioners meeting. Are you even Captain Holt?

Is this a working cattle ranch?

Is this about the Weezies?

Is this cattle trailer safe?

Is this what it feels like to be Oprah?

Is when you guys are gonna get down here.

Is why they would handcuff you for vaping.

ISIS.

Isn't that fun? The most fun.

It absolutely is. Now, get in there

It actually felt really good to tell somebody on the squad, finally.

It actually went surprisingly well...

It all fits together,

It becomes impossible to remove the mask

It can be quite intoxicating.

It can't be that bad.

It clearly states that I can get off of desk duty if

It did?

It doesn't look good.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. Let's go negotiate!

It fits.

It goes down today and we only get one shot.

It had a couple names.

It had a really unique point of view.

It has beef suet and apple seeds in it.

It is key that you say something cool afterwards like, "choke on that."

It is so nice to finally find someone I can trust.

It is subtle. You will never discern it.

It is the oldest continuously operating permit office

It is what it is, Daddy O.

It is.

It just feels like it's time for me

It looks like the perp knew what he was after.

It makes you a better detective.

It means so much.

It means there are many mistakes.

It only cost me, like, 18 bucks. Brooklyn is a nightmare.

It really hurt. Yeah but you did do it.

It really puts things in perspective.

It takes five days for the plaster

It took me to figure things out.

It took, like, four years for me to forget that memory.

It was a gift from my deceased father.

It was a map of the Chesapeake Bay

It was a meat pancake. I'm done.

It was a really awkward trip.

It was a team effort, Boyle.

It was a video of an American gymnast.

It was because I didn't want you guys to get divorced.

It was like the Wild West.

It was like the Wild West.

It was Morris Richman.

It was number five. Number five killed my brother.

It was stressful, because the brass got involved,

It was the "shouldn't've" that finally tipped me off.

It was the only board game he had at his condo.

It was thrown away. No.

It was? Oh, my God, he flew all the way

It wasn't as graphic as I feared.

It wasn't even open!

It wasn't for the case.

It wasn't that traumatic.

It wasn't too much, was it?

It will be suspended from the ceiling in plain sight

It will hang just out of reach,

It will make all the difference

It won't be E'd for ages!

It won't be the same. And now you're just

It would be fine, but we can split it.

It would take two of your people three trips each

It would've been suspicious if I left right after he did,

It'd be probably just as fun as actually doing it, right?

It'll be okay. We're gonna get him back.

It'll eventually kill me.

It'll never happen again, just...

It's a beautiful puzzle

It's a cross country road trip.

It's a dead issue.

It's a foolish plan. Neither of you have any chance

It's a good thing I had another one.

It's a layered relationship, Pam.

It's a lot of gum and what seem to be

It's a miracle.

It's a Mongkut situation.

It's a very common name in "Skyfire."

It's a wedding!

It's a work in progress.

It's all dudes down there and I'm not above

It's all the same. Nothing has changed.

It's almost like you spent the night somewhere.

It's also Ava's birthday, so we do it up huge

It's an empty floor that's under construction.

It's an English walnut pie from the Cottage Inn

It's bad. He got kicked off a bird watching tour once.

It's beautiful, really.

It's because I was watching an exciting video on the net.

It's been a tough year.

It's been so hard to get down to South Carolina between

It's been up and down, but this is a clear win.

It's Captain Holt.

It's completely ridiculous.

It's completely ridiculous.

It's crazy how different things were

It's crazy how different things were

It's Debra Messing. She tweets a link.

It's elegant.

It's Eliza DooEverybody and Leroy Pipe.

It's even more beautiful than I imagined.

It's exactly what I was hoping you'd ask.

It's exactly what you want it to be.

It's finally happening!

It's fine. I get it.

It's fine. I'm gonna prove myself to you.

It's fine. My hopes are up.

It's from the world of hip hop. Love you. [SNIFFLES]

It's gone. The cummerbund is gone!

It's gonna be amazing.

It's gonna be great. Just got to stay positive.

It's good to be home.

It's great to see you. Hey, what's everybody

It's great. I told them I'm bi,

It's happening.

It's hard to be a negotiator!

It's heist time.

It's heist time.

It's his driver's license photo somehow.

It's in a plastic baggy.

It's in the "Our Story" section of the menu.

It's in the soap. Oh, yeah!

It's inscribed with the words, "Amazing human/genius."

It's Jake! Don't kill me!

It's just one form, and it's already filled out.

It's just putting shapes together.

It's just something I've been meaning to tell you.

It's just too many cooks.

It's just us now. Admit it.

It's just, I was on the plane

It's just...

It's kind of nice to hear this kind of thing

It's like "Bachelor in Paradise."

It's like an eclipse. You should always look at it

It's like our very own Hogwarts.

It's like staring into the face of God.

It's like their John.

It's literally the most tense situation

It's loading!

It's me, Kate. Give me a hug.

It's nice and quiet.

It's no time to go into it right now.

It's not "Bachelor in Paradise." It's "Survivor."

It's not a problem. I love ignoring you.

It's not about that.

It's not Charles. I locked him up.

It's not Eliza Doolittle and Henry Higgins.

It's not EOD. The D hasn't E'd.

It's not for nerds at all.

It's not for the heist. I just really have to pee.

It's not great in here for trans people.

It's not just sitting on the ice cream.

It's not part of the heist. I promise, this is real.

It's not really evident in the dialogue,

It's not the extra leg room

It's nothing. I once stayed in my apartment for 3 1/2 months straight.

It's official. My hat is in the ring for Commissioner.

It's okay, Sarge. Just admit you can't handle yoga.

It's okay, we can still have a normal conversation.

It's okay. [screams]

It's okay. It's okay.

It's on the move, and it's going fast!

It's on the table next to you

It's one of the most popular movies of all time.

It's our time too.

It's part of my charm. I'm like an outdoor cat.

It's perfect. Yeah.

It's printed on a crime scene photo.

It's prison. I forgot.

It's probably a long shot.

It's really cool that you guys opened it up to anyone.

It's really horrible.

It's really important to me. I feel like it's a chance

It's room temperature. Look at the finger spread,

It's settled; we'll go with the captain's plan.

It's so crazy that we're finally meeting each other.

It's so crazy. They hate you so much,

It's so good to see you. Bring it in.

It's taking over the prison. I need you to find out

It's the cool new way of saying Captain.

It's the finest sweet treat on earth.

It's the first time in a long time

It's the most important monument in all of America.

It's the only important thing happening that day!

It's the only place you can buy quality bat meat.

It's the only place you can buy quality bat meat.

It's the perfect place for an ambush,

It's the perfect plan. Hey, I've never

It's the police code and ethics manual.

It's the sneaker store stock room

It's time for an upgrade anyway.

It's too dangerous. I'll find some other way

It's too smushy!

It's up to you.

It's visiting day!

It's way too dangerous for a civilian.

It's what the math dictates.

It's where he stashes the Blizz.

It's where I practice doing magic.

It's why my wrist muscles are so defined.

It's your dream, and, you know,

Jake and Amy are engaged.

Jake is gonna pop the question.

Jake is helping me take down Halloway.

Jake Peralta, I will marry you.

Jake stinks, but I can play.

Jake told me you were Cuban.

Jake, am I too high strung?

Jake, can you please spiral a little quieter?

Jake, is it really you? Are you really here?

Jake, you know how dangerous this dude can be.

Jean Munhroe, to give us our venue back,

Jean shorts.

Jeez, I get it. We're not friends.

Jeffords isn't in the evidence locker.

Jeffords, what are you still doing here?

JK, so happy for you bitches."

Join us, Jake.

Joining a gang is not that easy. It would be for me.

Judy!

Juicy.

Jump off a cliff.

Jump on the 6:48 a.m. train to New York,

Just 'cause you're a great sergeant.

Just a quick reminder of the rules:

Just about enough of this delicious rum.

Just back from a surf trip in Bali...

Just bangin' dudes, left and right.

Just be warned... Dana real sloppy.

Just because I was arrested for cannibalism

Just because we're eight people standing in the back of a cattle car?

Just because we're in a crappy RV

Just because you don't have the bone strength of a yogi.

Just because you promised to take me to the Bahamas

Just by studying the maggots inside.

Just do whatever feels right.

Just do whatever he says! My life is in his hands!

Just don't have wet hands, man.

Just feeling out how close we were to calling it a day.

Just follow my lead. Your theory is wrong.

Just get a cell phone. Yeah, that'd be great,

Just get down there! Take Diaz with you.

Just get me out of these.

Just get my skirt up, thanks.

Just get the rice to those kids.

Just give me six or seven more years.

Just got off the phone with the brass.

Just grabbing a couple things.

Just in case a publisher calls. I mean, someone.

Just in case. In case of what?

Just let go!

Just like in the movie!

Just like Mongkut thinking a ten year old American girl

Just like the real thing.

Just like you were out last year.

Just looking on a dating app.

Just pretend I'm not here. God knows I am.

Just put a sock in it, man!

Just return me to the 99th precinct.

Just sign here.

Just stay calm. You're on a crazy amount

Just take the overage out of my paycheck.

Just take your cheapest whisky and pour it into your nearest glass.

Just talking to her gives me a Harrelson.

Just thinking and riding, riding and thinking.

Just thrown away like common street trash.

Just to ensure that my new sister doesn't move here?

Just to hurt my sales.

Just to kinda process this, you know.

Just, uh, ignore me.

Ka... oh, no.

Karen and Roger. They are perfectly normal,

Kate, officers, what's going on here?

Kate, you didn't tell us how handsome Kurt is

Kate! Are you okay?

Keep it together, Jeffords.

Keep multiple tabs open,

Keep still and quiet.

Keep the change.

Keep the phone on all day just so I could listen to them.

Keith and I are the same way.

Keith has told me all about you.

Keith says that? [laughing] Yeah oh, Janice?

Kevin is currently at the safe house with Captain Holt.

Kevin will meet us at Penn Station with a fresh Captain's uniform.

Kevin's rose shearing hat.

Kevin's zipper is up, for God's sake.

Kill me first, because friendship...

Kind of weird, sitting silently

Kinda need the bandwidth.

Kinda true. You know who doesn't surf? Gabrielle.

Kindly raise your two liters.

King Kong ain't got nothing on me.

King's knight to the third square

Kissing Jamie Lynn's... heavy breasts.

Kurt has six.

Kurt!

Kurt. She's not going anywhere with you.

Kyle, isn't that your uncle's car?

Kyle, look, two birds are having sex!

Kyle. It has to be him.

Kyle's uncle cut him off because of that stolen car,

Lady Dipstick, Mr. Fib, and the Milk Man.

Lake Havasu campus.

Landon Lawson.

Last month's surveillance photos,

Last night, when I ended things with Adrian,

Last week I dropped off a Bugatti

Last week. Okay.

Lawsuit, or upgrade me to business class.

Leave comments on everything you can find.

Let him go so he can arrange a drop with Halloway.

Let me give you some advice. I don't care about that.

Let me guess, you got overwhelmed

Let me just call the nine nine.

Let's be honest, she's creeping her way back to hell.

Let's discuss how to proceed.

Let's do this

Let's do this, Jeffords.

Let's do this.

Let's do this.

Let's do this.

Let's go talk to that spineless skank.

Let's go, Tramps. Charles, no! No!

Let's go. And if you're gonna be a pervert, Kevin,

Let's just go back in there

Let's just say, I'm doing it right now.

Let's kill them both, get out of here before the cops come.

Let's like...

Let's move. Don't cross the beam.

Let's not blow it by engaging right away.

Let's not talk about things that may not happen.

Let's see what we got.

Let's see, next flight... Cancelled. Cancelled.

Let's take my bike. They'll never catch us.

Let's talk a bit about the history of blood.

Let's talk terms.

Letting me into your life was the worst mistake you ever made.

Level of incompetence.

Like a Danielle Steele novel.

Like a lady in high heels stepping on a businessman.

Like himself is Hitchcock. You!

Like my dreams.

Like my entrepreneurial idols,

Like so much recently dried linen.

Like spring break, slurping shots,

Like Tantalus's fruit.

Like this gentle giant here.

Like this one.

Like when Carly Rae Jepsen puts out an amazing single,

Like when Morzak answered the sorceress' riddle!

Like who's got prison all figured

Like you so clearly want...

Like you're isolated and haven't had any chance

Like, I'm sure it's bad. I don't want to be embarrassed.

Like, what if...

Lillian Wayne. Okay.

Limit yourself to two raps.

Limited edition Weezies designed by Little Wayne.

Linetti, Lin out ti.

Listen, I need just a moment to clean up.

Little crispity snap!

Loads of time on Peanut Butter.

Locking them in cages

Long story short, we remain un beefed.

Look behind that 1980 white Rolls Royce.

Look how the pie was disposed of.

Look like "The BeastWorm Chronicles."

Look what you get if you do an image search

Look who's taking care of herself.

Look, being a working parent is hard.

Look, Captain Holt helped us all achieve

Look, Captain, I just want to say that I'm sorry.

Look, even though I am a scorpion,

Look, I didn't just like the map.

Look, I don't specifically know

Look, I feel really bad about the way I treated you.

Look, I get it.

Look, I got half a page!

Look, I just wanted to say thank you for everything.

Look, I know he used to be a criminal and he's fooled me in the past,

Look, I know how hard it is to find a venue.

Look, I know I've become that gross, sappy guy,

Look, I like being friends with you, but you have to

Look, I love her.

Look, I support you no matter what.

Look, I thought about it and I did you dirty.

Look, I told you, your forms don't work.

Look, I wanted to be back in the field,

Look, I was trying to get rid of you.

Look, I'm not coming back.

Look, I'm not trying to be an author.

Look, I'm ready. I'm the same old Jake.

Look, I'm sorry about all this.

Look, I'm sorry she's not what you expected.

Look, it'll be quick.

Look, it's a two day trip.

Look, it's my fault that Murphy's after Kevin.

Look, man, I'm fine with it.

Look, Sarge, I think everyone knows that

Look, she's a survivor.

Look, that guy's watching a video.

Look, the fact that these forms are broken is a good thing.

Look, we got off on the wrong foot this morning.

Look, we know you want your daughter to be proud

Look, we need to have a real talk about your gambling.

Look, we're friends with Jenny McFadden.

Look, we're still family.

Look, we've been busting our asses the whole weekend

Look, when we arrested Richman

Look, your sister is a lot to take.

Look.

Looking at the barren trees. It's perfect.

Looking for Weezies and I got pointed to MizzBK Sneaks.

Looking swole.

Looks like I'm gonna have to "127 Hours" this sitch.

Looks like we're all clear. Good job, guys.

Loophole high five.

Love all of this okay, see you

Love of my life Kurt just broke up with me.

Luckily, CI just gave us a break.

Luckily, I come bearing good news.

Mad respect.

Mad toit.

Made daughters is several major airline hubs.

Made exactly the way Nana Boyle used to.

Made with First Class Champagne.

Make your avatars GIFs.

Make your spectacles a spectacle.

Making Nana Boyle's meatball recipe

Man, I guess the no small talk policy

Man, I miss the Sex Crimes Unit.

Man, I was trying to help you.

Man, I was worried you were never gonna want to see me again.

Man, it is amazing how similar you guys look.

Man, my cousin was so tasty. Oh, come on.

Man, this place is huge. How do you afford it?

Man... what a trip.

Marrying her for her money.

May 15, 2026. [sighs]

Maybe a mini fridge.

Maybe don't get your hopes up.

Maybe don't jump to conclusions.

Maybe his friend gave them to him just like he said.

Maybe Holt got in my head with all of his squatting.

Maybe I could give you the proof you need

Maybe I never will be.

Maybe it's all in your head.

Maybe it's in the impound lot.

Maybe it's not directed at you.

Maybe it's the brother of someone I put away for life

Maybe it's time to put the creep kit away, Rosa.

Maybe just be honest with them. Right?

Maybe Seamus's car is one of them.

Maybe shift focus back to Rosa.

Maybe there's a way to get Kyle back in with his family.

Maybe try guessing.

Maybe we should pursue other routes.

Maybe you could date one of them.

Me too.

Me too. So did I.

Me too. You're insane.

Me.

Meaning her mouth is technically a beak.

Meanwhile, everyone else looks like

Might as well have spit in my face.

Miguel, happy visiting day

Mijita, when you called this dinner,

Milk. Milk. Lemonade.

Millennials.

Millions of dollars of them.

Mineral Blue makes me want to barf.

Miniscule mistakes that will help us get that permit.

Mm hm. So, uh,

Mm hmm, mm hmm, and why are you watching this children's beauty pageant?

Mm hmm, mm hmm, mm hmm, I did, because you told me about them

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Mm kay, well, don't let my desire to have fun

Mm kay? Or I'll keep diggin' and diggin'

Mm, thanks for saying that, and...

Mm! Nothin' but mouth.

Mm. Gross. Anyways, I posted a message

Mm... Mom needs a little more time.

Mmkay, well there were no witnesses to the crime,

Mmm, I don't know

Mmm, tasty. Raise it 500.

Mmm. Decent.

Mmm. So good.

Mmm...

Mom, Dad, I know you don't wanna talk about this

Mom, Dad, I'm bisexual.

More attracted to you now than before.

More mashed potatoes!

More than 20 minutes a side.

Morning, Amanda.

Morris Richman didn't do it. We have to fix this right now.

Most importantly,

Mostly out of spite, but also incompetence.

Move some quarters around in your pocket.

Moves tons of cash... under the table.

Moving on, we're going to need disguises

Moving the diamonds in three days.

Mr. Fib. I find it quite odd

Mr. Fit, or should I call you by your real name?

Mr. Lawson? NYPD.

Mr. Santiago, I'm calling to inform you

Much more over the top.

Much obliged.

Murder truck?

Murphy has gone to ground, and there are no leads.

Must be so nice having Pimento back.

Must be submitted by a man.

My abuela at the airport? Yes, I went and got her

My balls.

My boy's got bunches of explunches. Hit 'em, Jake.

My brain baby's a genius.

My butt got hella sweaty.

My colleagues are calling, probably wondering where I am.

My colleagues are calling, probably wondering where I am.

My condolences for your loss.

My contract is up.

My dad and I took one every summer.

My dad is just Hey, Kare bear,

My doctor said I should be more active,

My donors. Hello, Jean Munhroe!

My father never loved me, I'm gonna die alone oh, boy,

My favorite gamer just uploaded a new vid,

My fiancée, she means everything to me.

My first 50 jumpers, 49 died.

My friend in the Organized Crime division

My friend in the Organized Crime unit

My God. Charles!

My hands are shaking and my butt is hella sweaty.

My lemon cookie, bull. And you're not gonna get to,

My mind is made up. And so...

My mom brought a passive aggressive turkey

My mom's calling me. She's flipping her lid

My mom's telling a story about my birth

My mother has a fantastic basement.

My name is also Terry,

My name is Seamus Murphy.

My nipple tripled in size and I wanna know

My old life isn't gone. I need normal interactions.

My only question is, which box is the belt in?

My parents didn't read to me at all.

My pie was gone. Which one of you took it?

My question is, why pretend to change?

My relationship's in trouble.

My sister cannot move here.

My sweet dong snaps on you bozos.

My time to tit is today, Terry.

My touching time.

My whole face will be in the picture.

My whole face will be in the picture.

Nah, I don't care about that.

Name one part you liked, Jake.

Name one rich juggler.

Name one thing someone accomplished

Named Jamie Lynn. One night,

Neither did I. What a fun surprise that none of us

Neither do I. I never do.

Nerds, wearing pants, needy guys, monogamy,

Never again. The EMTs said that

Never mind. Please continue.

Never sneak up on me.

Next thing I know, I'm hot wiring a car and driving away.

Nic Cage is a chemist...

Nice to meet you too, Dennis.

Nice try, Judy.

Nice work. Welcome aboard.

Nice, Sarge! Keep lifting heavy stuff like that,

Nice. But very surprising.

Nice. The dark web.

Nicely done. Aubrey is great.

Nikolaj has taken to food just like his papa,

Nikolaj is still asleep

Nine Nine!

No amount of money in the entire world

No big deal. Again.

No brains,

No buffering.

No comeback for the bald thing, I see.

No family, no friends, no dinner.

No feet of any kind. But there was one purchase,

No known flaws.

No library. Seamus' men could be lurking in the stacks.

No matter how much they hate you,

No matter how small the crime, people don't change

No matter. I'll just build another one.

No more cop stories to tell. Zero.

No need. I can handle this.

No offense, Scully, but you can't be good or bad

No one but you has ever used it.

No one in this room, mind you

No one is going to hurt your husband... this I swear.

No one really won the heist this year.

No one refers to it as that, but Charles is right, she is in it.

No one should have to suffer like this for me.

No one works here anymore.

No peeking.

No pie here. I just humiliated you.

No prob. Got another one in the car.

No sign of Doug Judy or Peralta.

No slope! A nice, straight cut!

No stories. Understood?

No time like the present.

No wonder everyone was flipping us off. I thought it was just racism.

No, but if you know anyone

No, come on, Rosa. It'll be so cool.

No, do not transfer me, Rodrigo no, no!

No, don't be stupid, nothing like that.

No, don't leave, okay?

No, don't tell me why you did it.

No, dude, I make you do those for me.

No, he jumped too, but he landed on this woman who broke his fall.

No, he sent us a picture of his penis!

No, he's not, he's actually helping me to follow this.

No, I can't put Kevin through this, not again.

No, I did not.

No, I don't gamble anymore.

No, I had so much riding on you!

No, I know it's a cover.

No, I mean when I told everyone I was bi.

No, I mean when I told everyone I was bi.

No, I mean, "No, I don't want to do this."

No, I mean, are you sure you know how to do that?

No, I mean, we are. It's just,

No, I more meant that your probably still gonna be in jail.

No, I won't, because that place is for family.

No, I'm not abandoning my husband. I love him.

No, I'm not. I just love it

No, I've had enough heart attacks

No, it is a cummerbund.

No, it should just be me.

No, it was everything.

No, it was good practice.

No, it's a mistake.

No, it's helping. I am having a brain baby.

No, it's not on the table.

No, it's not that, it's just...

No, it's not. I want to do it.

No, it's not. Prison real bad.

No, it's terrible, but I really appreciate the thought

No, it's too late for that. She wants to talk to you.

No, Jayla, don't drop the baton.

No, look, listen to me, don't do this, okay?

No, Mongkut turned out to be a 45 year old prisoner.

No, my one at a time system worked perfectly.

No, no, I love Elisabeth Moss.

No, no, it was all you.

No, no, it's okay. Go on.

No, no, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no, no. Where's Seamus?

No, no, no, no, no! My truck! My beautiful truck!

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. It's still there.

No, no, she was opening up

No, no. This is a misunderstanding.

No, not on my watch.

No, now he's pointing at you.

No, obviously I left the Rolls there

No, please, Ames, look, it's really happening, okay?

No, Rodrigo!

No, sir, please just come back, okay?

No, sorry, I can't.

No, Terry, I'm not mad at you.

No, Terry, I'm not mad at you.

No, thank you. They're full of chemicals.

No, the only thing that kept me sane

No, there's no way I'm letting you miss that interview.

No, they ran over a huge pothole and then complained

No, this route is more direct.

No, those shall haunt us for always.

No, yeah, come on. We're gonna do it.

No, you don't understand the game well enough

No, you're not a Coulier, Gina.

No!

No! Interrogate him!

No! Rosa!

No! Sherlock wants a present!

No.

No. No

No. It was my time.

No. Just regular Pimento stuff.

No. Over the course of my career,

No. Sex.

No. Then he'll fail me and I'll get suspended.

No. We do deconstructed food.

No. We should all go get one...

No. You are terrible at setting me up.

Nobody recognized her,

Nobody sucks up like a Boyle.

None of the convo grease worked.

None of you stand a chance against me. No courage, no patience,

Nope, he's running away.

Nope, I couldn't see it. Wait, what?

Nope, it's just your tum tum

Nope, just four.

Nope, still just beige on tan.

Nope, we found the main hole, and it is open for business.

Nope. Legs are dead.

Nope. That was me

Nope. We don't need a recap.

Nope. When it comes to cheating,

Nor would she be mine, if she chooses to say yes.

Not a problem. I found his Facebook page.

Not anymore. [screams]

Not anymore. He was very upset.

Not as if.

Not cool, Terry.

Not have a business anymore?

Not interested.

Not like us Type A's.

Not much going on around midnight.

Not now, Bill!

Not really.

Not that it matters. Since we're out of money.

Not that women are weak. Just, she's our best shot,

Not the time. I'm so happy for you both.

Not the TV show, but the point is, you sabotaged us!

Not to stand too close to the fence.

Not to talk out of turn,

Not to worry. The odds of that happening again are infinitesimal.

Not when Captain Holt's career is on the line.

Not you, Becca!

Not you, Becca. I was talking to Charles.

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Nothing. In fact, he gave me something,

Nothing's loading. It's all pinwheels.

Nothing's on fire. Nothing's even smoldering.

Now come on in. We gotta talk business.

Now go get Valdano before you blow your covers.

Now I really do have to go to the bathroom.

Now I sell vitamin supplements.

Now I was thinking, specifically, I'd be great

Now I'm out $1/2 million!

Now I've won.

Now if you'll excuse me,

Now if you'll excuse me, I have 50 pounds of meat

Now just act normal, please.

Now look inside it.

Now Sean Hayes is involved. Boyle, that's enough.

Now that coupon you got there,

Now then, let's review our targets, shall we?

Now then, on the other side, we have the Peraltas:

Now turn around and come back to me, you fool?

Now we wait.

Now we're ready for the next five customers.

Now we're talking. Did you take a picture?

Now who can I interest in 12 cups of coffee?

Now you can give it to your uncle.

Now you owe me. No I don't.

Now you're not thinking enough.

Now, all we've lost is our only mode of transportation.

Now, as for you three,

Now, do you have any enemies in common?

Now, everyone knows Gina's using

Now, how do we expect Kyle to transfer the bug to Seamus?

Now, I order a lot of beef jerky online,

Now, I order a lot of beef jerky online,

Now, if everyone would rise.

Now, if you wanna find the belt,

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to grab some fresh air.

Now, Peralta. I haven't finished

Now, Terry, come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.

Now, the "he" could be a part of a "the"

Now, we have until Monday morning, and it takes...

Now, where could he be?

Now! You're next, Peralta.

Now's the time where you tell me everything's gonna be okay.

Nowhere. It's still in this room.

NPR did a big thing on it. I thought they sold ramen

Nuh uh, Jake found him.

Number four.

Number one, could you please sing the opening

Number two, keep it going.

Nurse?

NYPD! Hands where we can see 'em!

NYPD. Let me see your hands.

NYPD. Let me see your hands.

NYPD's been trying to get Halloway for years.

Oakley... [sighs]

Observe.

Obviously

Obviously. Bathroom breaks?

Odds are we exist in a computer simulation,

Of "Charles Boyle, medal of valor."

Of agg time! "Agg time."

Of all prizes...

Of being in cahoots.

Of Blizz, but your brain still works.

Of book 13 of "The Skyfire Cycle."

Of Boyle's podcast.

Of Constantine's accounts of the first Punic War

Of cotton candy?

Of course he did.

Of course I do. She's a living saint.

Of course I'm trying to squat a peek,

Of course not, I never believed in any of you.

Of course we still have no idea

Of course you are.

Of course, Charles.

Of course, sir. Go get 'em.

Of course, sir. We'd do anything for you.

Of course, they can't take passengers,

Of course, they can't take passengers,

Of course.

Of course.

Of course.

Of course. I just have to pull this...

Of course. Terry loves answering

Of course. We'll be here every week.

Of doing it again.

Of every photo of you and the mayor.

Of incarceration is the constant dehumanization,

Of making it to the VIP table.

Of people being mad at me.

Of pig feeding charts saved us. How did you even think of that?

Of questions pertaining to this.

Of stolen diamonds stones that tie her

Of the first Thanksgiving.

Of the freakin' NYPD,

Of the most brutal crime family in New York.

Of the Municipal Police Training Council.

Of the Queen's Crown,

Of the suspect and guess what?

Of the vacuum cleaner. Clearly, it's a compliment.

Of the work that you do.

Of what Kevin was going through.

Oh my God, I'm so glad Captain Holt finally agreed

Oh no, I grossly overcompensated

Oh no, Nikki's not a talker. We're screwed.

Oh no, that pen pal service is shut down.

Oh no. He is deep in the ham crate.

Oh, almost forgot my hazmat suit.

Oh, Amy, wait till you see her.

Oh, and also, this is a hostage situation!

Oh, and there's a spray if you fart.

Oh, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Here you go.

Oh, boy.

Oh, but I thought you liked being a good citizen?

Oh, but they cahooted, Rosa

Oh, but we're not.

Oh, butt cramp. Butt cramp!

Oh, Captain. I would like a $40 gift card

Oh, cool, I'm glad everyone feels comfortable joking about that.

Oh, crap.

Oh, damn it, peeling out. It was right there!

Oh, dear, he's going to lick something off his fingers.

Oh, Detective Boyle, didn't see it was you.

Oh, Detective Peralta. Welcome aboard.

Oh, do you mean Sore gent Jeff hurts?

Oh, don't worry about it. It was nothing.

Oh, God, did my dad leave my mom again?

Oh, God, I just called us The Tramps. What have I become?

Oh, God, it's both, isn't it? [inhales sharply]

Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, he's been evaluating me.

Oh, hello, Mrs. McGintley.

Oh, hello, Muriel.

Oh, here she is.

Oh, hey, Amy has seven brothers.

Oh, hi Susan.

Oh, hi, I'm starting today. Detective Santiago.

Oh, Hitchcock.

Oh, ho, ho. [grunts] Follow me.

Oh, how is she?

Oh, I see what happened. But secondly,

Oh, I see.

Oh, I'd like to see an increase in vacation days.

Oh, I'll keep up with you...

Oh, I'll take that phone now. [sighs]

Oh, it's Lil.

Oh, it's okay. They tricked you somehow.

Oh, look at that, the key fits.

Oh, look.

Oh, looks like Mom's already tuckered out.

Oh, love. Love... what do women love?

Oh, man, all I got was a pocket full of lettuce.

Oh, man, I got busy, and my rental period expired.

Oh, man, I have a lot of energy.

Oh, man, I wonder who it is. Ooh!

Oh, man, my mouth is all dried out

Oh, man, three weeks is way too long

Oh, man, you really went to town on these cheese puffs.

Oh, man, you sounded really scary.

Oh, man. Why did you say that? Now I want one.

Oh, my boy's got a hunch.

Oh, my garsh!

Oh, my God oh my God, oh my God oh my God...

Oh, my God, are you mad at me?

Oh, my God, he has the diamonds, doesn't he?

Oh, my God, I forgot about that part

Oh, my God, I love your earrings.

Oh, my God, I'm feeling a real connection here.

Oh, my God, my prayers have finally been answered.

Oh, my God, that's all it took? I told you

Oh, my God, you sewed a tracker into my neck, didn't you?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Dude!

Oh, my God. I'm the worst. Who does that?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You did all of this for us?

Oh, my gosh, I am such a

Oh, my gosh, what is Keith like at work?

Oh, my. We've got our work cutout for us.

Oh, no, he ruined all your hard work.

Oh, no, he's stroking his chin.

Oh, no, I messed this up. I am so sorry, Jake.

Oh, no, Judy. Trunk drugs?

Oh, no, wait, stop! Don't dance in the...

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Am I the buffoon?

Oh, no. From who?

Oh, no. God!

Oh, no. My cards are terrible.

Oh, no. Oh, boy.

Oh, no. Romero's headed towards us.

Oh, no. Terry can't move.

Oh, no. We did get something from Nikki.

Oh, no. We made eye contact.

Oh, no. What's wrong?

Oh, not really, it was just a bunch of Smurfs on a plate.

Oh, nothing can stop this Tramp train.

Oh, okay, I see what's happening.

Oh, okay. You do you, Commish.

Oh, one problem. How do I stop myself

Oh, please.

Oh, please. Don't make me sit behind a desk all day.

Oh, really? Well, challenge accepted.

Oh, Rosa.

Oh, snap. I'm down to clown.

Oh, so literally, then.

Oh, so you didn't plan for everything?

Oh, so you two are boning now?

Oh, something just dawned on you.

Oh, sorry, you mean what's going on with you?

Oh, sure, I just feel like I was matching the same volume

Oh, Terry, we have the thing in the other room.

Oh, thank God, it's just you.

Oh, thank you so much for letting us stay here.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that reminds me.

Oh, that sounded cool. Did I just make up a hit song?

Oh, that's a story for next time.

Oh, that's great. If he's on the run,

Oh, that's my favorite.

Oh, they're coming from everywhere.

Oh, twinsies.

Oh, uh, you know,

Oh, wait, that's right.

Oh, wait, wait, what are you writing down?

Oh, wait, wait... I winked my contact out.

Oh, wait, you trying to get a permit for this Friday?

Oh, we took a lot of pictures. Get in here!

Oh, well played, sir.

Oh, well, do you want me to tell you

Oh, well, that sucks.

Oh, well, you could've just told me.

Oh, went somewhere different than I thought.

Oh, were you able to send that email to Adrian?

Oh, won't I?

Oh, yeah, it got dark. This place is a hell mouth.

Oh, yeah. So here's the thing:

Oh, yes, it's getting even cooler.

Oh, yes, people.

Oh, yes. This is a stud farm.

Oh, you have kids?

Oh, you really do know your Le Creuset.

Oh, you're gonna do it at work. That's great.

Oh!

Oh! Forgot about this one.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. [SCOFFS]

Oh. Bitches be crazy,

Oh. I see what this is.

Oh. I see what this is.

Oh. Look.

Oh. That's cool.

Oh. You must be Raymond Holt.

Oh...

Oh... [inhales deeply]

Oh... that's sad.

Oh...Amy.

Ohh, mm, uhh... sisters!

Ohh!

OK, here's what we found out from the bug that we placed.

Ok, why are you barefoot?

Okay, according to the flight board,

Okay, before we get technical,

Okay, Boyle, stop freaking out.

Okay, but I'm not calling you chef,

Okay, but if you don't figure out what his plan is,

Okay, but it says here that the form...

Okay, but...

Okay, Captain Holt has back to back meetings

Okay, Charles, you can come hug us now.

Okay, cool. He was torturing some guy.

Okay, fine. Great, all right, done.

Okay, first of all, Rosa, you look amazing.

Okay, first, little frogs are adorable,

Okay, friend, I went to the bathroom.

Okay, here it goes.

Okay, how'd you screw it up this time?

Okay, I think we're ready for a practice sandwich.

Okay, I think you're actually going to like this one.

Okay, I'm approaching the table.

Okay, I'm going to bed

Okay, I'm with the NYPD. I got it from here.

Okay, it's gonna be okay.

Okay, Jake! Don't freak out.

Okay, let's do it.

Okay, let's find this Romero guy.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's not get carried away.

Okay, let's ride.

Okay, Nikki won't talk to cops.

Okay, now we wait.

Okay, our dads both golf. Our mom's both paint

Okay, quick update on the Warren Street break in.

Okay, Sarge, lift up the super heavy thing

Okay, security system, talk to me.

Okay, see. The cut is a little slopey.

Okay, so I know this is a lot to ask...

Okay, so let's get the paperwork started.

Okay, so Terry didn't like it... Charles?

Okay, so we've secured Captain Holt's husband.

Okay, thanks for the tip.

Okay, that is nothing.

Okay, that was a rough 70 minutes.

Okay, that was actually a really cool thing to say.

Okay, that's settled. Ladies up.

Okay, this is clearly a pyramid scheme. We're not interested.

Okay, two months in a safe house... that's not impossible.

Okay, we can't get out until Monday afternoon, at the earliest.

Okay, we have time for one more question.

Okay, we're all set up in there, Mr. Peralta.

Okay, well, it's almost midnight.

Okay, well, listen, you're in luck.

Okay, well, one of them is

Okay, well, take a gander at Jessica,

Okay, what are you guys trying to say?

Okay, yeah, that's very informative

Okay, your loss.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I love you.

Okay. I love you.

Okay. Okay, okay.

Okay. Put in my password.

Okay. Security footage came in.

Okay. She's in a loop.

Okay. Sorry.

Okay. Thank you for your time.

Okay. Well, if that's true,

Okay... so, while we all tried to figure out

Old school Impala All Stars.

On 24 hours' notice?

On a level that we mortals can't even fathom.

On both Parlov and Lawson's lists of potential enemies.

On doing with this? Blackmailing Wilson?

On Hawkins? I've been working it in here.

On his houseboat in Yonkers?

On my head a bunch of times. Those were warning stomps.

On someone's breath. We need surveillance footage

On the back of the original

On the bishop's file, queen takes on F7!

On the Murphy family and slip up, it's Kyle.

On the outside? No, I'm good.

On the phone. How'd I do?

On their cell phone.

On this meat. Caleb...

On underground electrical wires.

On underground electrical wires.

Once a day. Here.

Once a year for an afternoon, or...

Once I realized your revolting cheese puffs

One day, he had this big cream meeting...

One gallon of milk!

One in Dallas Fort Worth. All the hubs.

One month, I used 25,000 minutes.

One of Murphy's guys just took Holt.

One of the boring ones with no dinosaurs.

One of the cafeteria workers is smuggling something in

One of the handmaids, I'm assuming fake Charles,

One of the most significant RICO prosecutions they've ever done.

One of them. The photographer.

One time I was like so drunk...

One time, all the Boyles were in

One time, I sleepwalked

Only if I get the collar and 100% of the credit.

Only the greatest and most compelling actor of all time.

Oof.

Ooh, a garlic knot.

Ooh, are you guys building a nap nest?

Ooh, did you hear that?

Ooh, don't mind if I do.

Ooh, hey, sorry, the door was unlocked,

Ooh, how about,

Ooh, Jake's wheels are turning.

Ooh, maybe you've got an avunculicide up in there?

Ooh, Terry's grandma got really sick

Ooh, that's smart, but what if he's a rational person

Ooh, The Tramps.

Ooh, they're selling moss wine.

Ooh, who wants a nod? [laughs]

Ooh! (PENCIL CLATTERING)

Ooh! Business partners.

Ooh! I'll take it to them.

Ooh! No offense, but it feels so good to breathe air

Ooh! On our way there,

Ooh! Or the identical twin of someone I put away for life.

Oop hello.

Oop, they're looking at us. Act natural.

Oops.

Oops. Didn't notice.

Operating this vehicle at a speed greater

Oprah Winfrey, Lex Luthor...

Or a fidget spinner?

Or an angry stab in the face?

Or belt, as normal people call it.

Or feminism, and her quote is,

Or I could just drive by it very slowly.

Or I'll tell everybody you're a snitch.

Or is it right here?

Or is this the only reason you joined the force to begin with?

Or it'll seem suspicious, so we gotta figure out

Or maybe it could be Pimento wasn't cheating on you.

Or no hole. I choose no hole.

Or perhaps you employed "Face/Off" technology.

Or should I say...

Or the end of "Apache."

Or, for a more rustic feel... burlap.

Or, ugh, Sarge.

Or...

Order up, chef.

Organized Crime is hunting for Murphy,

Other than it's a gorgeous mansion!

Our certification, and I'm okay with that.

Our collective dream of going to Nakatomi Plaza.

Our democracy is crumbling. But what about your job?

Our deposits. Yes.

Our fathers will share a hug good bye

Our financial "situation"?

Our objective is clear. Our parents will laugh,

Our only choice is to cut off his internet.

Our own wallpaper, laminated flooring,

Our scoliosis allows us

Out of the blue.

Out where the drugs are, the warden tells everyone

Outside of Finksburg, Maryland. We'll take a cab to Baltimore,

Outside of Finksburg, Maryland. We'll take a cab to Baltimore,

Over here is the elevator where McClane

Ow, owie, owie, owie, it stings, ow!

Ow! Charles, what are you doing?

Pack your bags.

Packing your desk.

Pam hasn't come around on me yet.

Paperwork for you. Oh, it's not.

Parlov read my book yet.

Part of my crew. Not ideally the nickname

Pass. Find somebody else.

Pass. People who surf never shut up about it.

Passenger planes don't fly out of Jacksboro,

Pawn to king square five,

Peace out, homies. (LAUGHS)

Peanut Butter's going on "Ellen."

Pennsylvania. And you broke the news to her

People see he was framed.

Peralta is my best friend.

Peralta, it's happening. It's finally happening.

Peralta, say "hot damn."

Peralta, thank you

Peralta, there was a botched B & E

Peralta, who you out here stuntin' for, huh?

Peralta's just trying to play the sympathy card

Peralta's the one who got himself taken hostage.

Perfect partner isn't a horse.

Perhaps I should have been more understanding

Perhaps not for an ordinary man such as yourself, Jeffords.

Perhaps you two would take me to a meeting of Gambler's Anonymous.

Perhaps you'll help us restore our internet.

Perhaps, um... him?

Perv. Toothy. Mouthy

Phew!

Picked up John McClane at the airport.

Pigs' stomachs were full of diamonds

Pimento just walked up to a woman.

Pimento, welcome back.

Pineapple gummi bears...

Pineapple gummi bears...

Placed gently with two hands inside the bin.

Please tell me you were pointed

Please, you gotta, man.

Please. Impossible.

Plus we've got this whole tit for tat thing going,

Plus, he agreed to turn himself in when this is all over.

Plus, I just found out I'm dyslexic.

Plus, where are the rest of the sneakers?

Point Lawson but yes, they're mortal enemies,

Police officer, on a case.

Police officers are allowed to commandeer any plane

Practice introducing yourself.

Preparing for my solo Thanksgiving ride.

Pretty cool, right? Watch this.

Prison has made you more cautious.

Prisoners: [chanting] Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!

Prisoners: Oh! There's your cookie.

Probably a huge break.

Probably that you're crushing it, Jake,

Professional stuntwoman

Provided Rosa did first.

Provided that you hang out with him,

Provided you don't do anything dumb right now.

Psychotic.

Pumping hard or hardly pumping, Gina?

Put game night on hold for a little while.

Put her there, pal.

Put it to my throat, and finish the job!

Put the "now I have a machine gun, ho, ho, ho" down.

Put your hands down, give me a hug, baby.

Putting the rice... in the kids.

Queen Tiffany, of course, was named after

Rah!

Raise it 5 hundo.

Raise it a grand! Call. Raise.

Raymond told me that the element of surprise was crucial.

Raymond, I beg of you. Give me two hours

Reading Terry's book, and it's terrible

Ready for a kick ass assignment?

Ready to do this, but I am not.

Real hard to keep from crying.

Real hard.

Really two. Terry's just fooling himself.

Really?

Really? Ah, that's disappointing. He was so good in "Big Little Lies."

Really? Even the large neck ones?

Really? Well, then, I definitely terrified some random lady.

Really? What if I say no?

Really? What?

Really? You liked them?

Regardless, I won't snitch, okay?

Relapsing is nothing to be ashamed of.

Relax, I'm still going to be able

Remember how I saved your detectives from prison

Remember that dork, Justin?

Remember that time when Pancake Palace had

Remember that? So funny but don't.

Remember the other day at the bar when we first met?

Remember their Christmas party?

Remember their Christmas Party?

Resurrecting them, and killing 'em off again.

Resurrecting them, and killing 'em off again.

Return to my office.

Richman's aliases, his known associates,

Right here in the break room,

Right in our truck. That's why it was such bargain.

Right now?! They caught Hawkins

Right outside the window, and you're actually squatting.

Right over this manhole cover.

Right you are, Charles my chum.

Right, absolutely not.

Right, absolutely not.

Right, but how do we find that car?

Right, but the only thing I don't get

Right, but what if we could find that car

Right, Camila? No.

Right, except for one thing:

Right, guys? Yep.

Right, I forgot you were maybe a male prostitute.

Right, I'm so grateful to you for that.

Right, sorry. I forgot how to be human.

Right, totally. Don't wanna jinx it.

Right, well, that and getting a major drug lord off the streets.

Right?

Right? Anyway. I should boogie.

Right? I mean, we can have a relationship

Right? I mean, you killed and ate

Right? It's very clearly Tony.

Right.

Right. The real New York.

Right. There's just one problem.

Right. Wait, I've got it.

Ripped apart the truck, because there was heroin still inside it.

Rise like the army of the dead,

Romantic epiphanies are dope.

Romero doesn't stash the drugs in here.

Romero told me that the Blizz is in the soap.

Romero's stashing the drugs?

Roof.

Rosa didn't draw a name, nor did she put one in.

Rosa promised us three minutes, tops.

Rosa was happy to comply.

Rosa, figure out a way to stay in that chair.

Rosa, I am very disappointed in you.

Rosa, I broke both your wine glasses and your fridge door

Rosa, I think that's a very bad idea.

Rosa, I want to introduce you to my friend Trishelle.

Rosa, is it a female woman?

Rosa, repeat after me and don't change a thing.

Rosa, we're so close, you can't leave.

Rosa. You need to be reminded

Rosa. You need to be reminded

Ruin what seems to be a very nice night so far.

Rule violation!

Rule violation!

Rum from Cuba.

Run!

Sad day.

Sadly, Yabba Dabba Doo stumbled

Sadness is a powerful aphrodisiac.

Said I had to do a job for him to pay off my debt.

Said the half eaten chum covered swimmer.

Same here. Fight the power.

Same here. No reason.

Sarge asked me to help you guys with some filing.

Sarge is a super fan and can be manipulated.

Sarge, health is about flexibility and peace of mind

Sarge, Hitchcock and I just uncovered something huge.

Sarge, Kevin purchased one too many full fat French yogurts.

Saw you coming that time.

Say good bye to the outside world.

Say good bye to your one hour of open window time.

Says they've been building a case

Scorpion's gonna scorp.

Screw this. I'm outta here.

Scully will fake a medical emergency.

Scully, where the pepper flakes?

Scully, where's that piece of junk mail

Seamus is planning on stealing $20 million in bearer bonds

Seamus Murphy before it's too late.

Seamus Murphy.

Secondary benefit, we get the mansion back.

Secondly, I made an appointment at the salon

Secretly monsters, but now that I know you're bi,

Security cameras caught a picture

See ya, man bangs.

See you Thursday. Wait, what?

See, Amy? That's what a real friend looks like.

Seems a little extreme.

Seems like I'm the only one. It's a bus station.

Seems pretty arrogant, though.

Seems unnecessary.

Send an ambulance!

Send me. I'm a gossip surgeon.

Sergeant Peanut Butter.

Sergeant Terrance Jeffords,

Sergeant, a member of

Sergeant? Oh, um...

Seriously, you guys should stand up once in a while.

Seriously? Me? Oh, man,

Sex with you, just, us doing sex with foreplay.

Sex...good.

Shake.

Shake. Shake.

Shall we carve the turkey? Get this dinner started?

Shampoo, and soap. Ooh, lemon verbena.

Sharon and I had to get married in Albany in December.

Sharpening my poker skills for Valdano.

She actually means that. Please don't be offended.

She can't see a copy of "A Prayer For Owen Meany"

She confessed to everything,

She died, but you can't count that against me.

She falls in love with Henry Higgins.

She flew into a rage, and now she's serving

She gets it was a misunderstanding.

She got smears of green body paint

She has touched every life in this city.

She is 100% my dad.

She is a lot.

She is bad at singing.

She just left the pump running and disappeared.

She looked exactly like

She moves her merch out of the back of a bodega on Willoughby.

She needs us to do for her. She didn't hold back.

She once yelled at me so loud, I fainted.

She put glass in her food, Jake.

She put this pic up yesterday.

She ran the rules and regs department for 30 years.

She said you really helped my candidacy.

She said, "Weird, I didn't even realize they were dating."

She should be here any minute.

She slept with a tin man, Jake.

She sneezed. Dog allergies.

She told me that my dad left.

She turned into jerky.

She understands the bureaucracy

She was a hateful witch.

She was freaking out she was gonna lose a ton of money.

She was teetering and he tried to grab her

She won't be up for 12 hours. Hey, Jake,

She won't shut up about how relevant that show is

She would've done her due diligence regarding

She wrote the forms.

She'll say "toit," and then six months later,

She's a con woman.

She's a strong independent woman, and she don't need no man.

She's a Teri, and you're a Terrance who,

She's creeping her way to heaven.

She's gonna do bad on "The Voice."

She's great. I'm not apologizing.

She's had a really hard life.

She's home.

She's in the app and she's typing.

She's incredible and my best friend,

She's moving them inside the pigs!

She's my Spanish teacher.

She's smart like a guy.

She's way better off without him.

Sheryl Crow, she's great. I won't apologize.

Shirt back on! Stop being such a prude.

Shockingly dark update.

Should I place this moonless Jupiter?

Should we consider cutting our losses?

Should we draw the names again and leave Jake out?

Should we hang out sometime, or am I being crazy?

Should we sing the elvish hunting song?

Shouldn't he be here for the plaster removal?

Show off our poker skills, and get an invite to the high stakes game.

Showers. Feeling my feet.

Shut up. Give me the diamonds.

Silence!

Since I'm not a dope smoking hooligan,

Since my flight had already departed.

Since seventh grade. I was watching "Saved by the Bell"

Since you broke up with Pimento.

Single tampon?

Sipping on a mimosa, snacking on a hummus trio,

Sir,

Sir, I am happy to get you a new pencil.

Sir, I am not going to dangle you off the side of this building.

Sir, only authorized personnel are allowed up here

Sir, that is so sad.

Sir, why didn't you tell us?

Sir, you are spiraling. You lied straight to our faces.

Sir, you're the perfect candidate:

Sir? What are you writing down?

Sitting around for too long

Sitting down on the job is damned hard work,

Sitting idle, so she wants us to take it out

Six people seems like a lot. I mean, at some point,

Skyfire Cycle.

Smart, well respected, you smell great.

Smart. Congratulations.

Smart. How many shreds are we talking?

Smart. It was not tasteful.

Smart. That way you never technically gamble.

Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.

Snipers to zero. Snipers take a nap.

So oop, here comes a child.

So all I have to do is get him to attack me

So all I have to do is get him to attack me

So allow me to be the first to bless this union with a toast.

So am I, Captain.

So are you seeing anyone now?

So do I. That's why I'm here

So get ready...

So glad Scully put the uniforms in with the pizza.

So have you been on any dates with women, yet?

So Hawkins must be altering her behavior.

So he could attend the University of Arizona.

So he had to go deal with that.

So he was a robot man.

So he's a great teacher. But I will say this.

So how did you two finally get together

So how do you feel about spending the weekend

So I can go to the White Plains Mall

So I could pass the evaluation. Bottom line,

So I decided to go catch a matinee of "Suicide Squad."

So I didn't see his face.

So I dyed it back to my normal color

So I go to do what I normally do:

So I got every flavor 200 pints.

So I guess I'm an amazing human/genius.

So I guess it depends on if you consider

So I guess it depends on if you consider

So I hope you can accept that.

So I hope you're comfortable because I will keep you in here

So I opened it. Is Kate here?

So I played a couple hands.

So I printed a photo of her and showed it

So I understand you're a cop

So I used to see my boyfriend on Friday nights

So I went digging.

So I went to the bathroom and started vaping to calm down.

So I would leave Dallas and move to New York

So I'm going to be stuck here forever,

So I'm going to get it all back.

So I'm like, what?

So I'm making an exotic spread.

So I'm not sure what buttons to push,

So I'm on my way to Atlantic City for the weekend.

So I'm sorry. Terry, you went to Jersey for pizza?

So I'm starting my own company.

So if anyone enters this room, an alarm will go off.

So is this a sexy stab in the face?

So it's just your word against theirs.

So just forget about the plane. That's ancient history.

So just stay the hell out of the way!

So Kurt and I talked,

So looks like we're back at the Nil Caverns.

So maybe let's go over some self defense techniques.

So put on your game face,

So ramen has replaced cigarettes.

So sandwich number one will be fine,

So Seamus, are you going to kill me?

So that he could spend his Sunday's cheating on me.

So that ought to teach...

So that would make you Q at best.

So that's it? I gotta turn myself in

So that's what I had to say.

So that's where they'll find your body.

So the kids could have rice and et cetera.

So the street would be closed down,

So there were a lot of eyes on the operation.

So there's no real benefit to me answering.

So they hadn't picked up the bonds yet.

So they were not the worst.

So today, I want to focus on

So we all go easy on him.

So we can ease our way into this thing.

So we could watch everything she does?

So we did it... I can't believe it's all wrapped up.

So we expanded the search radius.

So we got you this.

So we just started calling her Becky.

So we need to change tactics.

So we'll get there by 9:00 p.m.

So we're here because we're having an issue

So we've got to send someone in as a customer.

So what was your plan, cop?

So what you're saying is, we need to talk about Kevin.

So what you're saying is...

So where's Mom?

So who's to say which thing we should focus on?

So you can get extra yard time. So, you want me to beg

So you can still get married

So you found out what time everyone arrived

So you guys could still get certified.

So you ready for a kick ass assignment?

So you wanna take this thing into overtime?

So you were trying to get rid of me?

So you would rather me be

So you're a cop.

So you're saying, Kevin can wait?

So your mother and I talked

So your responsibility is my responsibility too.

So, apparently, NYPD police came today

So, basically it shows nothing.

So, bottom line this thing for me.

So, did you make contact with Murphy's weak link?

So, do you recognize any of these men?

So, here's an update on Seamus.

So, how'd it go last night?

So, how'd it go?

So, how'd you guys meet?

So, I didn't say anything about being bi,

So, I hear you want me to put in a good word for you

So, I hear you're meeting with

So, I need you guys to fight with me,

So, is there a La Creuset pot

So, let's create a temptress

So, like, tequila, lime, and a tiny splash of agave.

So, Nikki, I always wanted to get my hair cut here.

So, Peralta, what do you have to say for yourself?

So, since Peralta altered the cummerbund,

So, since you're not coming back,

So, that's when it hits me: savory dinner cereal.

So, this is awkward,

So, this is my pad.

So, what are you drinking?

So, what are you gonna do when you're Commish?

So, what brings you guys to the Zenith Fund?

So, what else have you been reading?

So, what happened with that sweet intel I gave you?

So, what I actually meant was,

So, what I'm saying is,

So, what should I do?

So, what, now I'm just supposed

So, what's this about a giant flan?

So, where on Gina's mobile

So, where's the party at?

So, who do you got your eye on?

So, yes, it is best not to have dreams.

So, you don't know about anything

So, you know, gotta stay focused.

So, you passed your evaluation.

So, your sister's a bit of a nightmare.

So...

So...

So...

So... that's it, then.

So...how's the food?

Sociologist, Terry.

Some dude's mistress than be in

Some extra incentive. Find the stash,

Some of you have asked me what got me through prison.

Some premium cable channels.

Some time in solitary. Pretty dope, right?

Somebody stole my laptop,

Someone could see you through the windows.

Someone else to do this? No, no, no, no.

Someone just contacted my manager

Someone just swooped in and got it.

Someone killed ripped her apart!

Someone must have tipped them off.

Someone steps up and says who they are,

Someone will be with you in a bit.

Something doesn't feel right.

Something I'd like to say.

Something other than food!

Something will set him off.

Something's terribly wrong.

Something's wrong. He's acting weird...

Sometimes by force. They're living the dream.

Sometimes twice a night.

Son in law bit me.

Soon, Scully. Now that Captain Holt

Sorry about that.

Sorry about that.

Sorry again about how it all went down.

Sorry I ran out on you at the jewelry store.

Sorry I'm late. Just had to deal

Sorry not sorry. It was just a stupid pencil.

Sorry, Charles, this year's heist was just too important.

Sorry, I couldn't bring myself to call him a dirtbag.

Sorry, I'm a bit stressed. Jason and Jeff,

Sorry, it's just...

Sorry, Scully.

Sorry, stranger.

Sorry, yes, I meant to do that.

Sorry, you don't have a choice. Dismissed!

Sorry. Shouldn't have said that last part.

Sounds better with a guitar.

Sounds like a loophole.

Sounds like you're breaking stuff

Specifically involving...

Spiral cut, honey sweet but salty...

Spring break, bong rips, slurping shots,

Sprinkle uncooked noodles on top of your ramen.

Stand in the way of true love?

Standing here, mum as a mouse.

Starting a business is very scary.

Stealing this big ole bag of diamonds.

Still goes by a nickname ending in a Y.

Still make the drive next year.

Still no humping birds. Damn it.

Still pretty calm at around 1:00 a.m.

Still slopey. Again.

Still sucks, though.

Still sucks.

Still, let's get in there and suck 'em out.

Stole their own books!

Stop bringing that up. But we're friends?

Stop clapping, you idiots! We gotta move, move, move!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop! Boyle!

Stop! Peanut Butter, stop!

Stream videos in HD,

Street flavors. Picante beef.

Stupid telling me where you are.

Style pre crime division like I suggested,

Suffer? This is a dream come true.

Super stoked about this invite.

Sure they are.

Sure you are, buddy.

Sure, if you think that works.

Sure. I can definitely help with that.

Surprise.

Swallow the 'gurt.

Swooped in like an eagle.

Take a look.

Take a look.

Take a seat.

Take me to the Bahamas first

Take my picture with it!

Take my picture with it!

Take my picture with it! But then he unclasps the watch,

Take my picture with it! Take my picture with it!

Take my picture with it. This is the space, where even though

Take your jean shorts and the butt that's in them

Taking a very sudsless bath?

Talk to people on the outside,

Talking about what went wrong with the armored car heist.

Talking with Jake about popular culture.

Tank said Wilson beats up inmates,

Tank, I came clean and saved your life.

Tears in her eyes

Technically that is true.

Technically, there was no winner. Continue.

Tell 'em how you feel. Like, you could say,

Tell her I'm a nice person, Jake

Tell her you want a perm. I want a perm.

Tell him now.

Tell him the other stuff. Tell him.

Tell him. You want me to talk to

Tell me a lie.

Tell me what her favorite shoe is.

Tell me what I've been missing at the nine nine.

Tell them I can't get on WebMD.

Telling me how to eat my soups!

Telling Peralta what to do.

Tells me that they're moving against Murphy tonight.

Ten if you count the time he sent his co pilot Steve

Tensing in the shoulders.

Terribly sorry. It has been a very trying time.

Terry also loved the show. This is him.

Terry and I will keep you company.

Terry can do yoga.

Terry had a big time tone. Don't worry.

Terry had a tone.

Terry is a warrior. [grunts]

Terry is a yoga beast.

Terry is not a child!

Terry looked disgusted, which means he has Hitchcock.

Terry loves to be loved!

Terry loves women!

Terry needs help.

Terry needs to earn that feast.

Terry thought the show was too bleak.

Terry was too cold to consummate.

Terry, did you hear? Terry?

Terry, juggling isn't hard.

Terry, no, I didn't hate it.

Terry, would you do the honors?

Terry, you need to believe in yourself,

Terry: NYPD! Keep your hands on the wheel.

Terry's gonna regret this.

Terry's got butt for days! [laughs]

Terry's writing sucks. Parlov is lying to him.

Than the clear absence of a penis.

Than the prevailing road and traffic conditions.

Thank you for allowing me to read it.

Thank you for doing this, man

Thank you for having me at the Nine Nine.

Thank you for passing me.

Thank you for saying that, Jake.

Thank you for saying that, Jake.

Thank you for trying.

Thank you for understanding.

Thank you so much for coming. Of course.

Thank you so much for sitting down with me.

Thank you, Margaret.

Thank you, Rosa. They are dope.

Thank you.

Thank you. And you know what?

Thank you. I felt good 'cause the knife...

Thanks for coming in.

Thanks for the advice.

Thanks to our little operation,

Thanks, Amy.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks, that's nice. I love you, nurse.

Thanks. Yeah, we talked about it,

Thanksgiving 2017, the meeting of the parents.

That actually really slowed things down.

That all you can eat deal, but they didn't set a time limit?

That ate six people. 9 1/2.

That being said, I truly hope she says yes.

That can't be all negotiating is.

That changes everything. I know so many great women.

That could literally be anything.

That could only be achieved

That crazy crying face. The only one that is acting

That day in the kitchen.

That didn't come out of your mouth.

That didn't sound good. Are you okay, Jeffords?

That doesn't count. Yikes.

That doesn't sound like a great situation.

That dumb horse, so I'm the hero.

That dumb horse, so I'm the hero.

That earned Cage his Oscar.

That escalated fast.

That footage. A hero horse is good PR

That happened fast. Guard? Guard!

That happens when you leave an orange

That has moved into the second floor.

That has nothing to do with the job.

That he should've been a better husband. Take my picture with it!

That his fantasy novel stinks.

That I accept you for who you are.

That I called you about?

That I can't quite place right now.

That I didn't wanna assemble.

That I felt like myself again.

That I had a brother who wanted to meet me,

That I plan to ask your daughter to marry me,

That I'm on, you can eat anything that's clear.

That I'm part of the crew? Nobody can touch you now.

That imbecile in the trucker hat

That is accurate.

That it'll just be a few more weeks,

That Jake, my best friend, is in prison?

That just moved here from Miami.

That just turned into a hostage situation.

That literally can't be filed.

That long. I really thought

That makes everyone happy and have fun all the time?

That makes him look like a giant old baby.

That means doing more for the gang.

That means you mess with my family, I mess with yours.

That must be where he stashes the Blizz.

That must be where he stashes the Blizz.

That no one else is strong enough to lift.

That not much money can buy: The American Creeper.

That one was problematic.

That only has one app on the home screen Snapchat.

That our food truck was the site of a double homicide?

That picante beef is a street flavor?

That picante beef is a street flavor?

That prisoners are treated this way every day

That reminds me: I ordered

That said one destabilizing aspect

That Scully was a Make a Wish kid with a rare disease

That seemed like a really mean place to stop,

That seemed to be just mayo? All dip is just mayo.

That seems like a bit of a stretch.

That sounds horrible. Amy, what if this is a Mongkut situation?

That sounds like professional music to you?

That sounds painful.

That truck is as empty

That village needs rice. Double the last shipment.

That was a disaster.

That was a really bad first impression.

That was also not about the jumble.

That was not the point of my story.

That way you could give him a permit with a clean conscience.

That way, Romero can't get to me.

That we have achieved

That were in the trunk that I didn't know about

That will boink match with him. Yeah.

That will consummate the marriage.

That windowless supply closet we locked you in?

That woman's name is Señora Reyes.

That you accept me for who I am.

That you do indeed have me, but I also know

That you don't want her around constantly.

That you forgot the pepper flakes.

That you were building up an appetite at the gym

That you were living in your mother's basement,

That you're more than just a number, Rosa.

That'll be all.

That's a cover for the dude who steals the shoes.

That's a fact of life.

That's a funny story, for next time.

That's a good one. Okay, all 600 of these are great.

That's a good one. That's a good one,

That's a good one. That's a good one...

That's a great name for something.

That's a hot toy. Terry tried ten toy stores.

That's a lot of money. How are your poker skills?

That's a major downer.

That's a new lead. Let's work it

That's a really crappy way to treat a family member.

That's against the rules. Sarge?

That's available on May 15th? Yeah.

That's available on the same date.

That's awesome. When are you gonna do it?

That's because it's based on my life.

That's because they're all stress free,

That's easy.

That's exactly how you always throw away garbage.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

That's for a full hour in a private room.

That's going down at all?

That's going down at all?

That's great, Rose. I just want you to know that I totally support...

That's great.

That's Halloway. We gotta arrest him.

That's how it would start.

That's how they say it.

That's insane, no. It's about our nap room.

That's just cow intercourse.

That's like saying it's best not to have dreams.

That's much better. I get it.

That's much better. I get it.

That's my doggie!

That's my healing glass, and legally,

That's nice. And hey, guess what?

That's not fair. I was trying to help, but he tricked me.

That's not helpful.

That's not it.

That's not what I meant.

That's not what's happening here.

That's okay.

That's on me.

That's precinct business and, well,

That's really good and completely useless to me now.

That's right, his nickname is longer than his actual name.

That's right. It's a loophole.

That's right. We got a hot perp alert.

That's simply...awful.

That's strange, I thought the guard propped it open.

That's the brand name. It's from Arkansas

That's the end of "Skyfire."

That's the last time we'll ever see her?

That's the look my mom gave me right before

That's the same bird I saw earlier.

That's the truck from the Tinga Time Taco murders!

That's told in a really confusing way.

That's too much. Maybe back off a little bit.

That's uh nothing.

That's weird, I can't say the word "agg" anymore.

That's weird. My dad's here.

That's what I said.

That's where you put the hook in when you're eeling.

That's where you told your friends you'd be,

That's why he waited until now to pick up the money.

That's why I voted for Stacy Ladle.

That's why I'm friends with Tom Hardy.

That's why the salary for jugglers is so low.

That's why there's a taco bar coming.

That's why you were nervous.

That's wonderful. Yes, sweets?

That's worse than prison.

The "no internet rule" was a shock to me as well.

The 1021 J has to be submitted

The 2 7 just picked him up.

The 99th precinct is officially all back together!

The ambulance can drive 25 miles over the posted speed limit,

The answers disgusting, so I shouldn't tell her.

The belt is in place.

The belt will not be locked up or hidden away.

The best way to fit in is as...

The Blizz into the prison as bars of soap.

The building from "Die Hard." Can we go in?

The cable company was gonna break you.

The canvas is my canvas.

The car's right there.

The cartel who did the taco truck murders

The Chowder Killer's back at it again.

The CIA contacted me, and there's some...

The city are checking every possible hideout.

The Commissioner on Monday morning.

The Commissioner selection committee is coming in today

The crop duster will land at an airstrip

The CW passed.

The Daybreaker, the rightful heir to

The department suspects foul play.

The desk sergeant said we're hosting

The Diane Keaton movie.

The diarrhea's coming. That is very common

The doctor said I was lucky my body was so damp.

The door is locked.

The drop is set for 5:00 p.m.

The dust pattern on top doesn't match its neighbors.

The fact that the words Kelly and Kapowski

The FBI has developed face swapping technology.

The FBI was able to roll up his entire organization.

The feed is live and the raid begins in T minus 60 seconds.

The first five chapters are now up."

The first thing that you taught me

The flan's huge. Everyone shares it.

The flight must have been awful.

The following...

The garage?

The giant hole you carved into the table.

The girl you were seeing whose name you wouldn't tell us

The Glenmoore assault to the Nine Eight.

The good news is...

The Greeks did not climb out of the Trojan Horse's butt.

The Greeks did not climb out of the Trojan Horse's butt.

The groom is on a licorice hose.

The guy I'm seeing is into some shady stuff.

The guys I hired to work the truck,

The handle of Prominius' axe.

The hardest thing I've EVER DONE: betraying you.

The height of the cliff, the depth of the water,

The hoodie hides your sunglass camera's electronics.

The Internet back to my friends.

The jig is up. Confess.

The job, your new business.

The key has been in my shoe the entire time.

The laser tag place I love. I mean, gun range.

The last one is just my name, but you should hear their tone.

The less I know about you, the better.

The life out of her with my bare hands?

The line moves down.

The love of my life?

The mall. What do we look like, Jay and Silent Bob?

The man can tell how long a corpse had been decomposing

The manager at the store recognized the pup tent

The manager at the store recognized the pup tent

The mathematician Carl Friedrich Gauss cool.

The most interesting man in the world?

The murder of an uncle.

The Murphys have killed three witnesses

The nap plan is on. It's nap time, snipers.

The objective is to have it in your possession at midnight.

The one parent teacher conference my dad went to,

The only people less popular in here than cops are snitches.

The only reason Kate wants to move here is because Kurt dumped her,

The only reason we were even at La Palapa

The only thing holding us back is society.

The only way we're gonna win is if we team up.

The only worthwhile thing I've done today

The part where Scully said

The Peanut Butter story?

The Peraltas are there for you.

The perfect meatball sandwich

The perfect meatball sandwich...

The perfect partner is somebody who,

The person left this note.

The pigs were being force fed.

The place was booked solid for the next two years,

The plan is, we go to the club tonight,

The plane takes care of the rest.

The point is, the truck is empty.

The point is, these nuptials are going to be "toit"!

The point is, you're great at everything.

The ponies.

The power of financial freedom.

The raid is a bust, and Murphy's still at large.

The reason you said you knew you'd never become Commissioner

The Santiagos are here for you.

The Santiagos are very punctual?

The screw up, the weak link.

The secret is eating the evidence

The security procedures are about to become

The sexiest of all wars.

The slightest slipup could cost him the job, and...

The source: Florence Tinj.

The spaces between the words!

The Street Activity Permit Office.

The Superman villain?

The surprise isn't gonna be as good as that...

The T shirts were my idea.

The tin stayed on the whole time.

The trackers are in your shoes, underwear, and wallet.

The transmitter's in the cork.

The tremble in your voice sold it.

The truck becomes a crime scene again.

The truck was deconstructed so we do...

The two of us driving in silence,

The unhygienic apple doesn't fall far

The venue is just secondary.

The Vulture's not the Vulture,

The waiting for soccer practice to end.

The warden was yelling at me.

The watching...

The weird but good dad hug.

The whole NYPD knows where you are,

The whole plan seemed a little...

The whole time? Okay, look, I've been

The wife of NutriBoom founder, David Stovelman,

The window plan is on. I repeat.

The wine is in the fridge.

The woman I hate for mercy. Cool.

The world becomes a better, more interesting place.

The world is my canvas.

The... George Clooney!

Their desks were clean,

Their families are at war. No!

Them and leeches.

Then all is forgiven. Kyle's back in the family.

Then Charles and Eleanor, Hitchcock and Brandi,

Then I do too. [sighs]

Then it's agreed. The games continue.

Then put their minds at ease.

Then she would definitely want to stay in Dallas!

Then there was Sonny, the hothead.

Then this weird ass lady comes up to me, and I'm like,

Then Tom Cruise hang glides in with a machine gun

Then why are you coming in to work so late?

Then why did you make me feel so bad?

Then why were you running?

Then why'd you do it?

Then why'd you do it?

Then you've already lost the argument, Terr Bear.

Then, after you watch him suffer, kill you too.

Then, maybe, we can see if

Then, Nikki opens up about hers

Then, when he gives the okay,

Then, when he takes the bait, we make him end things

There are 25 ATMs in this place.

There are no available vehicles.

There are no prints on the box, no DNA evidence,

There are no rules when it comes to cheating, Amy.

There are only two of them.

There has to be some way to exonerate them.

There he is. ♪ Halloway, it's your day ♪

There is no Jenny McFadden.

There it is, the breakthrough

There might another way to get this done.

There must have been a mix up.

There was a dash cam in the car.

There was a movie about a mandolin,

There was no Japanese tea sock.

There were no signs of forced entry.

There you are.

There. Fixed it.

There's a charge for a restaurant called La Palapa.

There's a huge fulfillment center there.

There's a lie flat seat waiting for me,

There's a small airport there, mostly servicing crop dusters.

There's a young pope, winter has come.

There's always gonna be people in this world

There's gotta be a way to fix it.

There's literally nothing left for me to shoot.

There's no hard feelings. Why?

There's no strategy or reasoning, or logic...

There's no way she needs to be pumping

There's nobody in this department

There's nothing better than a plain scone.

There's nothing more intoxicating

There's only one person who would do that.

There's our Fredo.

There's our turn, once again.

There's something we all need to do.

There's something you gotta know, Jake.

There's tons they can't even trace to me.

There's too many civilians.

There's Valdano. The watch is transmitting.

These children go through on a daily basis.

These letters to Pimento in Argentina.

These nups may be getting too toit.

These nuptials are still gonna be...

These pants really flatter my dong.

These pigs weigh more than 200 pounds,

These two oranges are stepping out.

They also don't get boners in the background

They are the greatest books I've ever read,

They are traditional, reserved,

They cahooted all over us.

They can't always expect you to be friendly.

They could take my badge, Judy!

They don't even care about me. Yeah, congratulations.

They don't tell me anything. They're mad at me.

They don't use that baton, do they?

They got all the bars, Captain. All the bars!

They got sick of hard work just like you two!

They had guests coming over? Did she?

They hate each other. They spent an hour

They have a deep bottom pocket for my notepad,

They have a hard time. It's a problem.

They have the original permits for the 1939 World's Fair.

They help me sleep upright on airplanes!

They just kissed.

They make you leave your phone in your car.

They might just lightly beat him up, so we could do nothing.

They never get dirty. Wow.

They not hostages. I prefer to call them

They often follow one another.

They only give you, like, a six month return window, so.

They put a short list together of possible replacements,

They really listen to you.

They reattached my thumb.

They said Seamus' girlfriend Nikki works

They said they could have justified your tactics

They said to leave the briefcase behind that.

They seem logically flawed.

They should be, but someone made a mistake,

They texted me last night.

They think they'll move on him in the next month or two.

They want you to be the negotiator.

They were not, as the kids say, awake.

They were so nice.

They will bond, and then when the time is right,

They wouldn't even let me into a first class lounge,

They're brides. They're in love.

They're clearly okay with it.

They're clearly okay with it.

They're dress sneakers,

They're gonna do something bad to Kyle.

They're gonna think we're hooking up since apparently we're dating now.

They're having the time of their life.

They're having the time of their life.

They're her kids.

They're just pretending.

They're just pretending.

They're like a major currency in here.

They're like we are but so much smaller.

They're not exactly geniuses.

They're only touched by freshly cleaned hands.

They're pre made from a can. Great.

They're saying it's going to be

They're sending you to Disney World.

They're still cleaning up all the blood.

They're still trying to decide on a punishment

Thinks their rum is good when it's bad?

This all started when Cyber Crimes moved in downstairs.

This baby is fused to my cheeks.

This bitch? Please. Watch.

This fungus cavern, and this massive mushroom comes

This heist took three people.

This heist,

This I've gotta see. Hey, everyone, I'm Jake.

This installation is composed

This is a Yup.

This is an omelet. I only eat omelets on vacation.

This is bad. Yeah, I know it's bad.

This is Charles Boyle, and you're listening to

This is crazy, right? It doesn't seem fair.

This is crazy, right? It doesn't seem fair.

This is crazy.

This is crazy.

This is devastating. I'm inconsolable.

This is every form SAPO has put out for 100 years.

This is fantastic news.

This is form 8, as in the eighth form

This is Gina Linetti.

This is Gina Linetti's last grand exit

This is great. There's nobody here.

This is great. You were right all along.

This is happening and I need you to be here with me

This is Jake Peralta.

This is just a puzzle, and I can figure it out.

This is just temporary.

This is kind of just stuffing. You can avoid that.

This is like that story my dad told me as a little kid.

This is my decision,

This is nice. I can't believe

This is not on us.

This is one of several designated areas

This is our only shot at catching Valdano.

This is perfect.

This is really bad, Charles.

This is ridiculous. Listen, the choice is yours.

This is some common cummerbund.

This is taking forever.

This is the hardest part of being a cop.

This is the living room.

This is the vent where John McClane said,

This is the window where John McClane said,

This is worse than my sixth birthday party

This is you asking me for intel

This is your sister. It's gonna be great.

This isn't one of your movie plans, is it?

This isn't the championship cummerbund.

This isn't the right time. All right.

This picture of your husband?

This place is great. And that's when I noticed

This Teri with an I might not

This trip was about us getting to know each other,

This was my choice.

This was my crime scene before you bozos got here.

This woman said she cut her hand on a ticketing kiosk,

This year, the competition is not limited

This year, we compete for the most elegant and regal

This. This is what I've missed.

Those "Skyfire" books?

Those are the rules for anyone experiencing

Those are the rules. Plus, you gotta admit,

Those baby browns aren't gonna work on me, not today.

Those cats are having sex.

Those many years doing hard time.

Those old forms are all out of circulation.

Those people real bad.

Those pictures five minutes ago.

Though sometimes they do come in handy.

Thought it through. And that means...

Thought so. That's why I'm tied up

Three corndogs for 99 cents?

Three days before the laptops were stolen

Three sisters, four aunts, and 12 cousins

Through my underpants,

Throw me in solitary. Right?

Time to go home.

Time to go to frown town.

Title of your sex tape. What is happening

Title of your sex tape. Too soon?

To "I Want It That Way"?

To a man like this. I understand,

To all the ice cream places within 30 blocks.

To any restaurant that serves nachos.

To apologize for what happened to you,

To apply for a block party permit.

To arrest my nephew Kyle for unpaid parking violations.

To be a surprise.

To be near you!

To be too restricting.

To be with Adrian on his ranch. Now, I know what you're gonna

To bend Cyber to our will.

To bow more deeply than normal people.

To cancel my cable.

To Cheeseburger Mountain,

To close the deal. Absolutely no problem.

To decorate our own cells, don't you? I mean, choose

To deserve this? He beat the crap out of me.

To do anything that Rosa does?

To do Murphy the favor and still live with yourself.

To do research on my new book.

To expedite processing for the fee of one hay penny.

To find enough interns to slap that crap together?

To find my pie.

To freedom, to you, and most importantly,

To get an approved 1290,

To get back to your table!

To get me and Rosa out of prison?

To get some more, 'cause there's a lot of us here.

To give to his uncle as a gift.

To go to a high stakes poker game this Friday.

To graduate high school, and his father paid $200,000

To hang out with me, 'cause he was too hungover

To hang out with post bang.

To have a big family.

To have a plaster cast made of their head.

To have any of this reviewed by an attorney.

To help identify decomposed John and Jane Does.

To help you? Anything you need done

To her charity. Nice touch, Ames.

To hold this much food. My guy's a pro.

To Jake and Amy.

To Jake and Amy. Round two.

To Jake and Amy. all: To Jake and Amy.

To Jake and Amy. Congratulations.

To Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz!

To kill Wilson, but I convinced him to let

To know what sweating looks like, and that's sweat.

To leave from here to go do what we're talking about.

To leave this awful place.

To let you come visit. I missed you so much

To life as a working mom.

To maintain bread integrity.

To major East Coast arms dealer Dan "Daniel" Valdano.

To make new friends. Well, my cellmate,

To make them get along. Maybe we could play a game.

To meet with 17 wedding vendors.

To move heroin and then were killed by the cartel

To my experiences.

To New York to tell me that. That's so romantic.

To one piece of pizza.

To open a field lab in the precinct,

To orange drank.

To play B ball out in the yard, but I can dunk.

To prevent my husband from being shot in the face.

To provide him with backup...

To raise money for other people afflicted with "bird face."

To return the favor and help him achieve his.

To ride once I got the hang of it.

To Saratoga Springs.

To see my since my trial. You eat nine people

To slough off on its own.

To society's heteronormative, child centric ideals?

To spit the cookie. I've been waiting

To stay alive. All right.

To steam the mask off in the shower

To take down the cop that set him up.

To take you seriously when you still look like that.

To teach you a lesson about

To teach you how to behave like a human.

To tell me how great I am.

To tell you to save the date,

To text and chat with everyone. It's not like I'm being

To the fence. Yeah, I know, Caleb!

To the kid with the lisp from "Stranger Things."

To the M&M's store in Times Square

To the OR right now or I'm gonna sue you

To the robberies. I could tell you

To through me off the scent.

To tour the precinct and do some interviews.

To treat that laryngeal fracture.

To try and get you back to New York in time, and for what?

To watch the guy who testified for Hawkins.

To work up the nerve to see her.

To you for being so defensive

To, like, build something of my own.

Tommy Gobbler's back and he wants to hear

Too few? Too many?

Took my safe, and then Ofamy deposited a lookalike.

Totally shut off from the outside world.

Totally.

Tough, scary, and they don't show you

Trick question. The party's right here, boy!

True, true, true, true, true, true.

Trust me, all I've been thinking about

Trust me; the math is in our favor.

Try not to go crazy.

Trying to be a writer.

Trying to cover up your dark secrets,

Trying to flee the country.

Trying to pick up a Wi Fi signal from across the street.

Tsk.

Turn off the security cameras. Yup, cool policy.

Turns into a flaming skull.

Turns out it was a Mercury

Turns out that my slutty pilot dad

Turns out, he only wanted a permit

TV room, recording studio

Twins. So, did you have any issues

Two and a half minutes every three hours.

Two entrees. One flan.

Two liars lying to each other

Two players.

Two year commitment.

Two years ago before I went straight, I stole a car from a drug dealer.

Tying him to the stock room.

U shaped or V? I don't know.

Ugh, but I'm the only family she has.

Ugh, how long have we been sitting? My butt's lost track of time.

Ugh, I can't believe you deceived me.

Ugh, I wish that stupid car would move.

Ugh, there are silver butt prints everywhere.

Ugh, these shoes are so uncomfortable!

Ugh, you dumb horse.

Ugh, you think you know someone, Jake.

Ugh!

Ugh. I know. I'm sorry, I went home.

Ugh. It's like he's going all norm core

Ugh. Nine hours and 55 minutes.

Ugh. The block party girls.

Uh soup crime scene.

Uh buh buh buh buh!

Uh oh, it's not turning.

Uh oh, Jake, they check in every ten minutes,

Uh oh, they're circling. Stop!

Uh, bing pot.

Uh, can you explain these forms to us?

Uh, go with him.

Uh, guys, I have something I need to tell you.

Uh, have you seen it?

Uh, I guess we'll just have to borrow some.

Uh, just so we're on the same page,

Uh, look at my smile. Have to go now.

Uh, request denied. Is her name Anne? Meredith? Kim?

Uh, sorry.

Uh, table apps and lots of them.

Uh, that would be a no go, Sarge.

Uh, um, ooh, oh, oh,

Uh, you're right. We're a couple.

Uh...

Uhh, a woman.

Uhh, uh, lady.

Uhh, women. Two women.

Uhh!

Uhp, slopey.

Ulch, it even sounds evil.

Um, when was the last time you saw your dad?

Um...

Um...

Um... is there a way we could get a bit more privacy?

Unbelievable!

Unbutton your pants and take off your shoes,

Unfortunately, we're out of options.

Unless he's just having sex no, but he's a huge homophobe.

Unless my honesty No, it's off the table.

Unless you can track down Doug Judy

Unless you can't.

Unless...

Unless...

Unless... is that just soup?

Unlike you two who are still on the clock

Until after the class is over,

Until one liar stands too close to the window

Until she was 60.

Until this is all over. Thanks for the heads up.

Until, that is, I'm on "The Voice,"

Use it every day.

Use this precious Internet.

Use your key to open the safe and act like a dick about it?

Use. My. Miles.

Using a little flirtation to get what I want.

Using a Lycos chatroom, I'm your man.

Using my trademark tiny steps.

Usually, you warn somebody before you do that.

Valdano's gonna actually leave his house

Vanilla yogurt is good,

Vanity muscles? I use all of these.

Very smart and dark and adult.

Victory honk. [PROLONGED HONK]

Vincent Mondale is doing these days?

Volume as in noise or amount?

Volume!

Wait a minute, who called this tip in?

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. What have we here?

Wait a minute...

Wait, I'm confused... how did you even know we were here?

Wait, is this really happening? Is this part of the heist?

Wait, no I'm exhausted.

Wait, no, no, no, I was lying about the back up.

Wait, no, this is bad in a different way.

Wait, no, we are not talking about this right now!

Wait, wait! Just one more thing.

Wait, what are evaluating pants?

Wait, what do you mean by "kick ass"?

Wait, what? How do you know that?

Wait, why am I here?

Wait, why are you here at this late hour?

Wait, why would you be okay with that?

Wait.

Wait. Can I do one thing first?

Wait. How did you even know I was in trouble?

Wait. We still have time.

Wait. What?

Wait. Where's Holt?

Wait... she called you babe.

Waiting to be cracked.

Walk across the Brooklyn Bridge?

Walking across the bullpen

Want to go read the new "Skyfire" book?

Warden.

Was a bit of a setback, but don't worry; I have an idea.

Was a good idea, right?

Was abandonment issues, so, potato tomato.

Was all it took. Damn it.

Was designed to localize genetic disorders, and it

Was is the speech that Charles and I gave you?

Was it knowing that my friends would eventually get me out?

Was it my family? Don't be stupid.

Was just a ruse so you and Charles could steal the belt.

Was never copied. We're in the clear.

Was planning for the Halloween heist

Was so I can practice ordering in Spanish.

Was supposed to be about your food.

Was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.

Was the biggest mistake of my life.

Was the placement of their tent, which was...

Wasn't as much fun as I hoped it would be,

Watch. Give me a yoga to do.

Watching "Bridget Jones's Baby."

We agreed that if you couldn't keep it together,

We all have hair.

We all have our thing. You're a muscler,

We all know you did it.

We already gave deposits to all our vendors.

We already have a song cued up for you.

We appreciate the offer, but we're paying.

We are getting married

We are small time operators

We are the cow insemination kings of Central Texas.

We arrest Halloway, save Judy's mom,

We arrested the wrong guy.

We begin where all great stories begin.

We begin with a simple hello.

We called it giving each other road head.

We can handle ourselves.

We can kiss our certification good bye.

We can piece them together.

We can put in a comfy chair,

We can use it to grease the conversation.

We can't give up now.

We can't just bring him straight to his uncle's Rolls,

We can't let you do that.

We catfish him with Hitchcock's hookup app.

We could still make it.

We did it. We reunited a family.

We did it. We reunited a family.

We did the right thing, right? Yes, definitely.

We don't all agree. He's trapped and desperate.

We don't even have to break the law.

We don't have that kind of relationship.

We don't have to keep doing that.

We don't have your wallet. Bye.

We don't know why he's here. Jenny, baby!

We don't need disguises. Anyone can be here.

We don't need to talk about it now

We don't need to talk about that right now.

We don't really have time for a speech right now.

We found a venue!

We found Morris Richman.

We found opioid traces behind the fridge.

We get her to visit prison.

We get him fired? That way, you don't have

We get to fly on the back of a cargo plane to Philadelphia.

We get to go to SAPO,

We go back to the old bathroom break schedule,

We got a lot of catching up to do.

We got a tip saying there were drugs being moved

We got a warrant to bug him, but his house is a fortress

We got Internet!

We got movement. Hostages are coming out.

We got those at the commissary. Picante beef.

We gotta solve this on our own.

We had to hire someone to replace you, Gina,

We had watched "Leaving Las Vegas,"

We have a huge problem.

We have an airtight plan.

We have evidence.

We have footage of what really happened!

We have motorcycles now. They're faster, cooler.

We have much content to stream.

We have no idea what Murphy's really up to?

We have sleeping bags for you guys here in the great room.

We have so many inside jokes.

We have to get that permit.

We have to read every single one and look for

We haven't even done the "Sex and the City" tour.

We haven't heard from Charles in an hour. Maybe he betrayed The Tramps.

We haven't heard from Charles. We need to check to make sure

We just booked all our vendors. It's really happening.

We just did a big sweep of Brooklyn chop shops.

We just did, baby.

We just don't have to buy the pie.

We just got into town from Miami.

We just had harassment training.

We just have to make less stops.

We just have to staple a picture of your corpse to it.

We just have to think. There's gotta be a way to get you back.

We just need three minutes to get inside her car

We just need to survive the next 18 hours.

We just saved your big ol' butt.

We just took her on a tour of the precinct

We just wanted to ask about the Internet.

We just wasted ten minutes for no reason.

We know her fiancé. Oh, I'm Jean.

We know you're still there.

We look so cool right now.

We love "Finding Bigfoot."

We need help right now. Do you have the thumb?

We need the room to question someone

We need to get you to safety. Your life is in danger.

We need to woo them

We need your help, Gina.

We never had that conversation.

We never watched "Captain Corelli's Mandolin."

We only serve one thing:

We piloted go fast boats, moving contraband to Cuba.

We planned for everything.

We receive board certification,

We report to the Commissioner's office. Ever heard of them?

We should probably talk about the whole

We soundproof for maximum privacy.

We steer clear of all competition.

We swept the area.

We talked about soccer, I called it fútbol.

We talked about this, Boyle.

We traced your phone and tracked down the limo.

We traced your phone and tracked down the limo.

We understand. Love is complicated.

We use the bathroom in the RV.

We used to do it to our ponytails on road trips.

We want beefy speeds!

We want you to know we're not upset.

We wanted to bring you all your stuff.

We went back and stole it for you.

We went through your case file,

We went to lunch at La Palapa and we shared the flan.

We went to the deli for cold cuts,

We were just looking at the TV behind you.

We wouldn't be in this Seamus mess, and it's not just because

We'll be on "The Amazing Race" together.

We'll be right out. Okay, we are one glass in.

We'll be safe here. I know the owner. He'd never turn me in.

We'll call your husband.

We'll check it out later,

We'll get the phone. Captain Holt,

We'll get to your father eventually.

We'll go to a museum.

We'll go to a museum.

We'll just go, get Murphy his permit,

We'll lock eyes, I'll say "noice,"

We'll meet up in the bathroom. Okay, great.

We'll spook her.

We'll take shifts staying with Kevin.

We'll take shifts staying with Kevin.

We're all excited about the same thing.

We're calling it Murder Truck!

We're coming out.

We're confiscating all of Romero's soap

We're done. It's over.

We're getting to know Kurt. [knock at door]

We're going to dinner again tonight.

We're going to Los Angeles for the funeral next week.

We're going to Nakatomi Plaza. There's gonna be role play.

We're going to Shaw's.

We're gonna get a food truck! Yes!

We're gonna go confront him and get the laptops back.

We're gonna go. Sir?

We're gonna leave you in here...

We're gonna look flippity dippity fly.

We're gonna save Jean!

We're gonna see each other from across the room,

We're gonna take you down. It's over, Holt.

We're happy, we're back together...

We're just gonna leave. Just stop writing.

We're leaving. Where are you?

We're never gonna see those birds.

We're not a crime family, okay?

We're not gonna have to use that.

We're not playing just for fun.

We're on the case.

We're piecing together shredded documents

We're putting a camera on him.

We're real tight, but unfortunately,

We're screwed. I know.

We're seeing the new "Minions" musical on Broadway.

We're supposed to pick up Kyle in a minute.

We've been at it for two hours

We've been averaging 50 for 21 hours.

We've been having so much fun lately.

We've been living and breathing this operation for years.

We've been staring at her stupid face

We've been through hell together. Now we stand together.

We've got loose nups.

We've only met once and we totally hit it off.

Weak little children. One conk on the head

Wearing a hyper realistic latex mask?

Weezies?

Weird. Lame. Gross.

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life,

Well done.

Well done. Thank you both.

Well I didn't think it was any good.

Well then, we are in disagreement.

Well, "My Bare Lady," is a little different.

Well, after you left, I tried one of your meatballs

Well, don't worry. I'm feeling good.

Well, figured out what's off with Pimento.

Well, first off, Wolf Gina...

Well, good, because that is the last time you get it,

Well, his car's still here, so I don't think he ever left the building.

Well, how are you gonna find out what his real plan is?

Well, I am excited to join...

Well, I checked everywhere.

Well, I don't feel I know that person.

Well, I don't have my guitar here.

Well, I for one thing you're perfect for each other...

Well, I know how important the course was to you.

Well, I never use that expression again

Well, I still wish I could've got you back in time.

Well, I'll have you know that we don't report to you.

Well, I'm glad I opened up to them,

Well, I'm gonna take off. You two have fun.

Well, I'm hardworking, incredibly motivated.

Well, I'm just glad it worked out.

Well, I'm sure your dad is a super chill guy

Well, if I'm sweating, as you claim,

Well, in that case,

Well, it was Tank. No, it wasn't.

Well, it'll get people talking. Check out the menu.

Well, Jake and I aren't dating.

Well, just tell me what you're working on, huh?

Well, let's just turn around again.

Well, let's not put too much pressure on it. (LAUGHS)

Well, Moorgil is the only person

Well, now I get to go pick it up.

Well, perhaps we should just focus on

Well, perhaps you want to idiot proof your criticism,

Well, sounds like the universe just really wants you to be in Dallas.

Well, technically I'm the one wearing the watch,

Well, Terry's broken. Write up those lists.

Well, thank you for tatting my tit.

Well, that settles that.

Well, that's on you.

Well, then, let's hope I'm on his team.

Well, there are some diamonds.

Well, there's an empty office behind records.

Well, there's no reason to be defensive,

Well, they're 80% air,

Well, this has been fun.

Well, this is awkward. We should probably just go.

Well, this is terrible.

Well, Valdano's gonna be there tonight,

Well, we'll just see about that, Mr. Cool Voice.

Well, we're actually looking for some work right now.

Well, we're here to help.

Well, we're not idiots. In fact

Well, we've been in these clothes since Friday. We smell like butt.

Well, well, well.

Well, yes, but everything's made with chemicals,

Well, you can stick that sparkler up your butt.

Well, you didn't hear this from me,

Well, you may not have a husband when all of this is over.

Well, you should close it, lest you get moths.

Well, you should know more about

Well, you shouldn't.

Well, you were gone a long time, friend.

Well... I'm also dressed,

Were made with some extremely unstable chemicals,

Were not recognized in the state

Were remotely prepared for, Rosa, right?

Were the diamonds in the pigs?

Were the things I wished I was eating.

Were you dreaming about Jake again?

What a bitch, right?

What a fun opportunity.

What a horrible dad I really am.

What about Dustin from "Stranger Things"?

What about the pup tent?

What about you? What's your tell?

What am I supposed to do now?

What am I supposed to do to pass the time?

What am I? An alarm clock.

What are his movies like? Describe them.

What are the chances?

What are the parameters of the guessing game?

What are those things you're always eating?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? Why aren't you out looking for the belt?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do to get him angry?

What are you guys called again? ISIS.

What are you writing down there?

What are you, part of Romero's crew now?

What can I tell you about myself?

What did she say? She said it was a bowl.

What did you give fake Charles so he'd help you?

What do we do?

What do you think? Nah, that's okay.

What do you want from me?

What do you want us to say?

What do you want, Seamus? To help.

What does Blizz look like? Like little white candies.

What happened on your 7th grade field trip to D.C.

What happened to not wanting to gamble anymore for Kevin?

What happened to Sex Crimes?

What have I become?

What have I missed? What's going on?

What he was up to and could stop him before he did it?

What hurts the most is knowing

What I do best. Turn my heart off.

What I was drawing just for fun?

What I'm gonna do next.

What if he was innocent

What if he's innocent?

What if I never went inside the casino?

What if I were an assassin

What if I'm the Mongkut?

What if word gets out?

What if you drive by and I yell,

What is going on?

What is it that you do in your free time that's so cool?

What is the bandwidth on the wifi here?

What is this pitcher of gray water?

What is this, Beirut?

What is this? A melon baller?

What is this? Why are you making

What kind of restaurant is this?!

What made you decided to tell us now?

What makes you think I'm upset?

What scholars refer to

What the hell did you just say?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell, man? You're the one who flew me out here

What the hell?

What was the important thing

What were you talking about?

What you looking at?

What you turkeys are thankful for.

What, you didn't before? You lied?

What?

What?

What?

What? Forget that dumb horse.

What? 'Cause I was just..

What? Dong wasn't on the list.

What? How did you get this?

What? I'm holding a sparkler for you.

What? No, don't apologize to this guy.

What? No, no, no, no, no.

What? No, no.

What? No, of course I'm not mad at you.

What? No, you're not coming in.

What? No! How could you let this happen?

What? No. (GROANS)

What? No. I did absolutely everything.

What? Okay, first of all, that's insane.

What? Really? That's huge.

What? Say good bye to mommy.

What? Thanks for the invite, friend.

What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty,

What? Where? Aw, man, I missed it.

What? Why?

What? You don't think I could outlast you turds in a chair?

What? You sound like a real Amy right now.

What... Ames...

What's all set up? What's going on?

What's going on at work? Not much.

What's going on in your precinct.

What's going on with your hair? Well, it turned white

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on? Is someone doing something?

What's he doing in there?

What's option B? I back off Romero, never find

What's really going on?

What's up with Romero? All right, he's got

What's up, Caleb? 'Sup, Chico?

What's up, dude?

What's up, Mr. Halloway. How you doing?

What's up, Peralta? Thank you so much for coming.

What's wrong?

What's your color of preference?

What's your color of preference?

What's your favorite scene in "Die Hard"?

What's your game here, Vulture, huh?

Whatever.

Whatever. Here's a little advice.

When do we have to be in Jacksboro?

When he hugs them goodbye.

When he said he would pay for the wedding.

When he used to pretend to golf

When he went to prison for life.

When he's done.

When I can make someone I care about happy instead?

When I caught my dad making out with a female clown

When I made you tell that table

When I was in prison and we've gotten really close again.

When I was...philandering, Crystal caught me

When I'm being unreasonable.

When McGintley was Captain.

When my cousin called me babe,

When my twins were born, I made Sharon

When the pie went missing? I was at the grocery store

When we can enjoy it, Scully.

When will you learn that you will never beat me?

When you become a famous author.

When you came to the Nine Nine is that we're a team,

When you come back in two weeks.

When you deduced the contents of my bakery box.

When you demanded to be put back on the field,

When you wash vegetables,

When you were explaining the plot.

When you're lying, you use contractions. Lots of 'em.

When your gym is closed on Thanksgiving.

When'd you get here?

Where are those birds?

Where did you get those hoops?

Where he keeps his stash. [snorts] Well,

Where her lips were made of cartilage,

Where I lay down my raps.

Where I say it and you laugh.

Where is Doug Judy?

Where is he? Doug?

Where is Jenny McFadden?

Where is my dog?

Where we didn't sleep with the same prostitute.

Where we slept with the same prostitute.

Where were we? Jake, that sounded really bad.

Where were you going? Why would you leave

Where were you?

Where you can stand upright during the day.

Where? Sorry, are you monologuing,

Where'd your boyfriend run off to?

Where's Boyle? Shalom, Amy

Where's Gina?

Where's Holt? He told me to come in here.

Where's that coming from?

Where's your friend?

Where's your secret nap room?

Which came off quite easily, and run out.

Which consists... you guessed it... of turkey burgers.

Which contained the unpublished manuscript

Which happens all the time the security cameras

Which has since disappeared.

Which I can't get without an approved 1021 J,

Which I can't get without an approved 1021 J,

Which I can't get without an approved 1021 J...

Which I can't get without an approved 1290,

Which I can't get without an approved 1290,

Which I can't get without an approved 1290,

Which I can't get without an approved 1290,

Which I can't get without...

Which is interesting.

Which is not surprising, given how you are both terrible.

Which is something your body needs.

Which is weird since there was a long line of sneaker heads

Which is why I brought along a specialist.

Which is why they think we'll never suspect them

Which is why we have to keep working the case.

Which is why when I got a call out of the blue

Which makes us eligible to receive a grant

Which means Captain Holt has me.

Which means it's still valid,

Which means someone took Cheddar,

Which means that Amy took...

Which means that she has Captain Holt.

Which means they're finishing pigs.

Which means we have a four hour window

Which means whoever took my pie

Which means you have to process it.

Which one has the best body?

Which pants do you think Dad!

Which should be happening right about... now.

Which totally tracks, because he is the epitome of awful.

Which, I'm told is normal for a ten week old, so...

While Murphy is at large, he's still a threat.

While sitting behind a desk.

While we kiss? Mm hmm.

While we were waiting,

Who cares, it's fun.

Who could possibly eat three corndogs and has a dollar?

Who cuts the turkey better. You're on.

Who deserve to die.

Who don't like you.

Who gives a hump about efficiency?

Who got robbed?

Who had the real key,

Who has to break into Alcatraz..

Who I'm waiting to take a picture with.

Who just so happens to work for Con Ed,

Who says I'm even interested in becoming Commissioner?

Who shelved this section. I am.

Who spent every holiday together.

Who took it? We're all here. Where'd it go?

Who was in the blue pup tent.

Who was recently fired by the mounted unit.

Who you are anymore."

Who you got the cell phone from? If you got in good

Who you talking to? Is that your mystery hunk?

Who's doing something?

Who's looking to buy a lamp for really cheap,

Who's naturally beloved by all

Who's this lady we're meeting?

Who's trying to bring me down.

Who's watching them now?

Who's your new boyfriend? Ow! Ow! Oh!

Whoa oh oh, Caleb!

Whoa, really? I mean, that's great,

Whoa, things got really intense in here, huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa. How does he do it, folks?

Whoa. No. Germs.

Whoever ate it's gonna be thirsty.

Whoever has it at midnight will be declared the winner

Whoever took that pie, come forward

Whoop, you definitely can. Here it comes.

Whoops, there's another time.

Whose book was just stolen.

Whose loops are large enough for this belt.

Why are we going home?

Why are we sending him in? One of my men should do it.

Why are you renting our venue?

Why aren't you showing your face, you punk?

Why bother trying to win over a stranger

Why come here, where we'd be?

Why did he need to paint his butt? He wears pants

Why did I add that? No, it's okay.

Why did you stay at the table so long after Valdano was already gone?

Why did you think I was in protective custody?

Why didn't you tell me you read my book, Jake?

Why do you always assume something's wrong when I come in here?

Why do you care so much about this?

Why do you think I would steal those laptops?

Why don't we just close the blinds?

Why don't we just get comfortable.

Why don't we take a little drive?

Why don't you just take that knife,

Why don't you try and use your key?

Why is there a sheet over his head?

Why is your tank only half full?

Why not come to me? I'm ripped as hell.

Why not go straight home and celebrate at exactly 8:00?

Why should we? We can work from down here.

Why was there a sheet over his head?

Why were you coming out of the admin wing

Why? Romero's responsible

Why? Somebody was walking

Why? It's a walnut pie.

Why? Oh, no, what does it say?

Why? You were overcompensating.

Why'd you do it? Because it's disgusting.

Why'd you leave the table?

Will be here with you.

Will converge. We'll be positioned

Will talk to Cyber.

Will you calm down? The food's a diversion.

Will you marry me?

Will you please help me get out of this?

With 2 Phase Expression Technology

With a caramelized tomato sauce drizzle.

With a guard? Um...

With a hot towel wrapped around my big bald head!

With a splash of Batali. Do you like it?

With a Thundercat taped to the hood.

With all due respect,

With an approved 1290.

With an illegal cell phone. And what were you planning

With both eyes wide open. Full on. You're welcome.

With Diane Keaton's brother in law.

With either a man or a woman.

With five minutes to spare. [INHALES SHARPLY, EXHALES]

With his crew, nobody would dare touch you.

With Jean respectfully and gently.

With my fist.

With my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome.

With new technology. [sighs]

With Nikki, for you, under the name

With no dad and a dead mom,

With our very hard earned money?

With Samling the Betrayer

With some family issues.

With Sully Sullenberger. What he did was amazing.

With that Lord High Commander of all Justice stank on you.

With the depth of our forensic knowledge,

With the hashtags "my heart," "Kate forever"

With the international language of friendship.

With the jumble? Oh the first one.

With the keys in the ignition in case he needed it,

With the names slightly changed!

With the new Cyber Unit

With the produce. [laughs] Great.

With the Rhinebeck address?

With the warden?

With the wedding? Do we need to find a new venue?

With Vaseline first

With weights. Now, I've got work to do.

With your bare hands. Well...I think we have a plan.

With your stoic, silent demeanor.

With. Linetti's. Lesbian. Friend.

Without dessert. Oh, my God.

Without fully weeping.

Without getting noticed? Yeah...

Without literally skinning the subject alive.

Without saying hello to anybody.

Without taking his deal. He says that Hawkins is

Wittle wittle babies.

Won best picture, so.

Work and spending every free minute on your case.

Working out of the comfort of my own home.

Working through me. (SMOOCHES)

Would pay his bail and help him seek vengeance on his brother.

Would run through a fire to save your life.

Would you mind speaking with her?

Would you read it? both: Dude!

Wow, listen to you talking all smooth.

Wow, really?

Wow, so we have all this room to work in?

Wow, that felt amazing. I really disappeared into it.

Wow, that is so sweet, and totally unneces..

Wow, throwing your file all over the place, Charles?

Wow, you didn't even say "breast."

Wow, you got a really good look at that picture, huh?

Wow, you guys are so perfect for each other.

Wow! It's like that.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. All right, you know what?

Write another "Compendium of Beasts"?

Write something good.

Write something good.

Wrongly convicted of crimes you didn't commit.

Ya just plain boring.

Yabba Dabba Doo.

Yeah huh, but also...

Yeah, after we dropped you at the hospital,

Yeah, Amy, 'cause they're the worst.

Yeah, and look at you now.

Yeah, and you're also a known gambling addict.

Yeah, because I'm not a child.

Yeah, but I was embarrassed.

Yeah, but that's okay. We can get the next one.

Yeah, but think about how much faster he would've done it

Yeah, but we're on a mission,

Yeah, but what if I'm too cautious now?

Yeah, good, good. You're right. [LAUGHS]

Yeah, he did. What does that mean?

Yeah, I could go with him, keep him safe.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Yeah, I don't care what you eat.

Yeah, I got to go to the airport

Yeah, I have the exact same relationship with the guy who runs

Yeah, I just had a baby.

Yeah, I love him too. Everybody loves Raymond.

Yeah, I would. I did it all the time,

Yeah, I'm not doing the heist. I'm out.

Yeah, if you're a robot,

Yeah, it is. So, since we all agree,

Yeah, it's bad, okay?!

Yeah, it's fine. I'll call you back later.

Yeah, it's just, what if word gets out

Yeah, it's not really a good time right now, William.

Yeah, just today, I was able to pull a warrant and arrest the guy

Yeah, lots of it, I'm part of the Murphy crime family.

Yeah, me too. I'm not off, but I come and go as I please.

Yeah, next thing, you're going to say you'd wished

Yeah, really satisfying saving a crazy person's life.

Yeah, so why are you smiling like that?

Yeah, that's a smart move. It's like Jekyll and Hyde.

Yeah, that's how I found out about it.

Yeah, that's right. We catfished you.

Yeah, the only thing is...

Yeah, this is the problem. I suck at gossiping.

Yeah, this seems bad.

Yeah, three major league jags and you.

Yeah, we all have huge problems.

Yeah, well, you caused me a lot.

Yeah, well, you're not exactly

Yeah, ya jag!

Yeah, you punk,

Yeah, you totally are. We're just so excited

Yeah! Didn't think I could get out of my cuffs, did you, Boyle?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Although...

Yeah. I can't be here.

Yeah. I know everything.

Yeah. Meeting. Uh, work. Friend lunch. Yep.

Yeah. The mall.

Yeah. The mall.

Yeah. Whatever.

Yep, I am nips deep in Blizz.

Yep, I was right. It's a hit.

Yep, we'll... we'll fix that later.

Yep.

Yep. Yep, yep, yep. How do I look?

Yes, and in an even weirder way,

Yes, anyways, do you think your family needs any help?

Yes, but as your commanding officer,

Yes, but it will be a man

Yes, but no, what I was referring to was the fact that

Yes, but you have a rather unfortunate tell:

Yes, dope. Congratulations.

Yes, he needs to do something about the roads.

Yes, I can't believe it's finally gonna happen.

Yes, I did. Every single day.

Yes, I knew you'd reject whoever I put in front of you.

Yes, I need your help, Raymond.

Yes, it was uncomfortable.

Yes, it was unrealistic.

Yes, it's in the impound lot!

Yes, it's like that. What the hell?

Yes, obviously that's what I'm gonna do, Rosa.

Yes, that's concerning.

Yes, that's correct, it's a family name.

Yes, that's the problem with the NYPD.

Yes, that's where I got the inspiration from,

Yes, there is.

Yes, two brothers were using a taco truck

Yes, weird perverts is far better.

Yes, yes, babies are adorable.

Yes, you've mentioned the bundles

Yes! I cannot believe you actually

Yes! It's been impounded. We get our money back!

Yes! Pull in over there, Argyle!

Yes! We did it!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Great. All right, so,

Yes. Put this down: we got a truck.

Yes. Right this way.

Yoga's given me great bone strength, Terry.

You added the virgin, but I like it. It's part of your backstory now.

You and Amy were getting married.

You and I both know the belt never left the precinct.

You and I would've made a hot ass couple.

You and Jake are dating.

You and Mongkut are lifelong friends now.

You and one male guest.

You are gonna break up with Jean,

You are now a Santiago.

You are Rosa...Rosa.

You asked me.

You begged him to get rid of me?

You bet I do.

You betrayed me. You'll explain yourself later.

You better sleep with one eye open.

You blast the "Annie" soundtrack,

You blew this case. You bungled your evaluation,

You broke her brain. I'm gonna take her out of here.

You brought my husband to a public place?

You burst through the glass and squeeze the life out of her

You called the pigs on us?

You came down here to talk about?

You can all suck it!

You can both carve one. Yes, thank goodness

You can cook and serve in them.

You can do this.

You can go back in the field.

You can have your blackmail files back.

You can interview Detective Hitchcock

You can invest it in something you actually believe in instead of...

You can lock me up,

You can move about freely in this square.

You can only get on the outside

You can send anything to anybody,

You can tell that John McClane realizes

You can't ask about it. What kind of airport is this?

You can't believe how many different ways

You can't do that!

You can't go undercover, you're not a cop.

You can't go undercover, you're not a cop.

You can't have thought that went well for you.

You can't say stuff like that around me.

You can't surprise me. Ya boring.

You change on the way, and we should get to your meeting

You changed my life, made me wanna be a better man, or whatever.

You could learn a foreign language.

You couldn't be a part of this.

You couldn't sit all day if you tried.

You didn't ask for the password.

You didn't come home.

You didn't see. Captain, I solved it.

You didn't used to do around here...

You do not wanna meet Young Sheldon.

You don't care about those stupid books.

You don't do "and let me guess"

You don't even beg well. Have fun rotting in prison.

You don't even know the terminology.

You don't have to chew.

You don't have to keep listing things you're good at.

You don't have to reshelve the books.

You don't know that for sure, and that's your loophole.

You don't know what a big deal that is.

You don't look hot and bothered at all to me

You don't need thumbs to fly anymore.

You don't want that, right? It'd probably be a lot of

You don't want to give Murphy the permit

You drove by Nakatomi Plaza on purpose, didn't you?

You ever want to do business again, my door is always open.

You feel guilty about accusing him of cheating.

You figured out I had the belt in my safe,

You film it. Then afterwards,

You flopped the absolute nuts, Peralta. Go all in.

You forgot to idiot proof the bottle.

You forgot your lunch at home.

You get a clue for each item you put together.

You get that a lot?

You get to come out ahead tonight,

You gonna tell her, or do we have to?

You got me through this. I'm gonna miss you.

You got that?

You got to go. Get the hell out of here, I got this.

You gotta pay attention to all the signs.

You guys believe in me, and honestly, it saved my life.

You guys did spend several months apart.

You guys thought you could catch me?

You guys were coming to visit, but then you started

You guys were getting closer since prison.

You hated it. What?

You have 24 hours, Beef Baby.

You have any surveillance equipment Rosa can borrow?

You have three half sisters. What?

You have three hostages.

You have to juggle the baby,

You have to pretend like he's cool.

You have to vote it down. Are you on drugs?

You haven't even told me what it's about yet.

You humiliated me in front of my hero!

You jump off a cliff.

You just are high strung.

You just caught a man having a medical emergency.

You just got hungry,

You just have to be so spot on all the time.

You just have to relax and be yourself.

You just hit one button.

You just said "hole" way too much, sir.

You just said I had "butt for days."

You just said you called it going streaking.

You just said, and I quote,

You just take a little lemon up top,

You kind of tend to always

You kinda look like Phil Spector when he was on trial.

You knew I would see it and go insane and have to go inside,

You knew I would see it and go insane and have to go inside,

You know how you said you always wanted to have

You know Miles Moorgil?

You know what really causes an orange to go bad?

You know what really makes a trip first class?

You know what spices up a relationship?

You know what, Captain, I think you're right.

You know what, I bet he's worried that we're in trouble.

You know what, I'm just... I think I'm just gonna leave.

You know what, men are difficult because they're all

You know what, mijita, maybe we better

You know what, screw this. We need a break.

You know what, you people are insane. That was gold.

You know what?

You know what?

You know what? Don't tell me.

You know what? It doesn't matter.

You know what? It doesn't matter.

You know what? No. We are not chatting right now.

You know what? There is no pleasing you.

You know what? We'll figure it out later.

You know what? Why don't we try this:

You know where we can find some?

You know who this man is? Captain Roger Peralta.

You know you can't work a case yet.

You know you want to.

You know, first my mom and my dad,

You know, for your hearts.

You know, I didn't mean it. Yeah, me neither.

You know, I don't even think Dave Coulier juggles.

You know, I found all this off of, hm,

You know, I might want a couple minutes up here alone.

You know, if you can change for an interview,

You know, my mom paints as well.

You know, Oscar, most people just ignore my nervous rambling.

You know, she's hot like a chick,

You know, the tops of engagement rings,

You know, watching her men, combing her old files,

You know, what I could really go for is

You know, when I'm not distracted by this,

You know, when no one's watching.

You know, you should really look up the word advice.

You know, your strung is what makes you strung.

You know? Sort of shadow you for a while

You let Morris Richman go?

You like jokes. Here's one.

You live with your aunt. That's sad.

You look incredible.

You lost all your money in A.C.

You lost all your money in A.C.

You made me show Parlov.

You make it with Jell O mix. I need you to kill a guard.

You mean my creep kit?

You mean Pam and the two Bobs?

You mean to say this could be ending?

You mean when Charles showed us those pictures of Nikolaj

You mean when Charles showed us those pictures of Nikolaj

You met Dustin? Was he cool?

You might as well face it.

You might wanna read the inscription on that there belt.

You might wanna squat for this, Mr. Evaluator.

You might wanna stand back for this, sir.

You miss a chair?

You need to follow him.

You normally gamble online,

You now have Epix, plus some channel

You okay? Yeah, no burns.

You once told me that marriage is for women and gays.

You only got three days.

You only talked down one person?

You played it all the time when I was a kid.

You prayed for a hostage situation?

You probably won't be eaten.

You put a vulture into a cage, and...

You put my husband at risk, and for what?

You realized you were acting just like her and you felt terrible.

You really thought you could do this without me?

You sabotaged us, Mr. Robot!

You said relatives shouldn't do that.

You said we had until the end of the day EOD.

You said you're proud of me. That's my tear trigger.

You saved Peanut Butter, even though he's a dick.

You see it as weakness, but it means you're growing.

You see, Jake, I'm always gonna be one step ahead of you.

You see, the food in prison was inedible.

You seem like a real nerd.

You should arrest him. Well, we're not going to

You should be.

You should have abided by my security rules.

You should not have told me.

You should see a doctor.

You should write Type A there instead of controlling.

You shouldn't feel bad

You shouldn't know so much about breastpumps, Hitchcock.

You shouldn't move here just for me.

You still haven't seen "Gone in 60 Seconds."

You still like men.

You stupid little bitch boy. Okay, that's fair.

You tell anyone about this place,

You tell everyone you got a degree from Stanford

You tell us everything you know,

You tell your husband, Kevin, I'll see him real soon.

You think I'd miss opening day of your food truck?

You think I'm gonna let my skank parole officer

You think that's the radio?

You thought we were done just because our shift was over?

You to come to make up for

You told me I was too old to learn how to do the worm.

You voted Ed Breakfast for school board.

You want something.

You want to cover my shift this weekend

You want us to use your own money? You sure that's a good idea?

You wear sunglasses, headphones, and an unwashed hoodie.

You were gonna react exactly like you are.

You were gonna tell us you were gay.

You were right.

You were so nervous, we were worried

You were trying to help us?

You were wrong!

You won't ever have to see me again.

You won't regret it.

You would get hooked. I mean,

You would need...

You, constantly, including the first day I met you.

You. Up top, Jake.

You'll definitely pass your evaluation now.

You'll feel a lot better. Come on.

You'll have to excuse me

You'll never catch me!

You'll see why we lubricated the subject's face

You're a busy sergeant.

You're a good dude. Come here, give me a hug.

You're a great big brother.

You're a great cop who got a "gut feeling"

You're a great hostage taker. Whoop.

You're a great librarian, and I'm sure you're not the one

You're a great matchmaker.

You're about to enter the bone zone.

You're addicted to math. Robert Palmer.

You're afraid when I open my mouth.

You're all done here, gorgeous.

You're all done, and you look hot, girl.

You're all that's left of my dreams now, Mr. Mint.

You're both great at poker

You're cancelling the mission? You can't do that.

You're clearly injured. Go home.

You're compromised?

You're definitely gonna get it, and you're gonna smell even better

You're driving back to the safe house

You're entering the zone of visibility.

You're fired. Peralta, let me climb onto your shoulders.

You're going to gen pop. Gen pop?

You're going to kiss for tonight?

You're gonna eat my castrated body.

You're gonna get the job, and you're gonna become Commissioner,

You're gonna have to work for it.

You're gonna help him across the river.

You're gonna make me think you're a snitch.

You're gonna stay locked up in a safe house,

You're gonna, um...

You're good, Jeffords, but not good enough.

You're great at what you do. You don't need me.

You're in the safe house now, so I'll need your phone.

You're indispensible

You're jealous of their success.

You're just gonna leave me in here, in solitary?

You're just trying to get us to stand up.

You're kind, and you're funny,

You're like a super jacked He man guy, right?

You're looking at a suspension, maybe worse.

You're looking real good, girl.

You're making a fool of yourself.

You're moving here, we thought,

You're never gonna get out of here with that belt on your own.

You're not being crazy, Kyle.

You're not even allowed to leave the state.

You're not fooling anyone.

You're not going to die, Kevin.

You're not gonna bother actually walking?

You're not good enough for my sister.

You're not ready for this. Gina, you're up.

You're not supposed to run in them

You're not supposed to speak.

You're on a crazy amount of Blizz,

You're on camera. No audio.

You're one of only two people who know.

You're out of chips.

You're probably great at writing, too

You're right, it's extreme of me to try

You're right. But I want you to know,

You're right. I can hold it.

You're right. I've lost control,

You're right. It's probably a dead end.

You're right. You don't owe me anything.

You're so good, Boyle.

You're talking to a pre recorded video,

You're the frog and he's a scorpion.

You're the one that brought up ham.

You're the only one who saw that my dream was stupid

You're the two best dudes I've ever known.

You're the warden, right? That's gotta be

You're under arrest for grand larceny.

You're upset because Teri with an I called you

You're welcome, Raymond.

You're writing a book? When? For who?

You've become unhinged.

You've been assigned to desk duty.

You've been sabotaging us from the beginning.

You've come for my conjugal capabilities.

You've earned the benefit of the doubt.

You've lost the ability to surprise me.

You've ruined our marriage. You've ruined it!

Your approval means nothing to me.

Your block party's going well.

Your brain baby is crowning.

Your cannibal pal taping the whole fight

Your expression is inscrutable as always.

Your face. No, man, you've done enough.

Your first class mint?

Your friend removed his mask and left.

Your guy live if I got him fired instead.

Your hand can be seen from the living room window.

Your husband's on the phone.

Your man just had a heart attack!

Your maximum refund. And picked up

Your mom and Camila are on the way.

Your mom brought her own hand towels.

Your parents were being a little condescending.

Your right breast.

Your superficial standards of male beauty, Rosa.

Your tape.

Your worst fears are real.

Yup, it's what we call an all dayer.

1, it cannot be a crime scene;

2, you have to get insurance on day one;

3, you have to keep dreaming up amazing things to cook.

12 to 40 years later

17 years!

17th of his name, sworn knight

20 minutes of idle snoopin' around.

25 minutes ago, outgoing call to 911.

30 pictures of their kid dressed as Wario for Halloween.

48 hours to drive from L.A. to New York.

55 minutes in the shower and that silver paint

100%. So, Charles, I gotta ask:

105 picante beef. Great.

1290 B expedited request

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ No sleep till Brooklyn! ♪

Hey, one hour down.

I can't wait to get on a plane.

I'll get back to you guys

Oh, man. Sad day.

Okay, we can't stream anything,

We're gonna miss our flight.

'Cause I gave Jake the watch?

'Cause I wanna be friends. I do you a favor,

'Cause my mom died. Oh, no.

'Cause you just told us.

'Cause you put me in the hole.

"Captain Corelli's Mandolin"? Say that to my face.

"Dude" is not an improvement. [doorbell rings]

"Ellen"? That's my dream!

"Exclusive Dash Cam Footage Reveals

"Just do whatever he wants." I just made that up.

"Shrek Live" is coming back to Broadway!

"Smog." "Smowg."

"The One Thing"? Yeah.

"We have your book.

"Yes," what?

(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, how are ya?

(GASP) No. Oh, Rosa

(GASPS) Loop... Hole.

(KNIFE CLATTERS) Don't play dumb with me.

(KNOCKING) Oink, oink.

(LAUGHTER) Still feels like you and I

(LOUD BANG) (SCREAMING)

(SATISFIED SIGH) Worth it.

(SIGHS) We have no physical evidence

[alarm beeping] Okay.

[all boo] I have no regrets!

[all grunt] Stay down!

[ANXIOUS BREATHING] What you got there, Sarge?

[as Batman] Did you miss me?

[as Bruce Willis] Welcome to the wedding, pal.

[BELL DINGS] ♪ ♪

[blows raspberry] A'ight.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY] All right. Thank you for that

[BOTH LAUGH] Okay.

[BOTH LAUGH] Okay.

[breathing excitedly]

[breathless] Oh, Amy.

[cackling] Suckers.

[CAR HORN HONKS] [LAUGHS]

[cell phone dings] Uh oh.

[cell phone swishes] Done.

[chuckles dully] Well, he's a real crack up,

[chuckles] But that's what it means

[CHUCKLES] Now suck it down.

[CHUCKLES] Oh, I'll take it.

[chuckles] Oh, are you done?

[CHUCKLES] Team Bigfoot. BOTH: Team Bigfoot!

[chuckles] This Valerie sounds like a real pill.

[chuckling] No.

[clears throat] Oh, hey.

[clears throat] Uh huh.

[coughing obnoxiously]

[COWS MOOING] Now we're all sleeping in one room,

[crash] Whoo!

[crying] Nikolaj is a picky eater!

[DOOR CLOSES]

[door closes] [exhales]

[ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN] No! You're the fool!

[EXHALES] [GIGGLES]

[exhales] What's wrong?

[gasping] Who? Who would do that?

[GASPS SLOWLY] Bye.

[GASPS] Hey, little man.

[gasps] I missed my family a lot

[gasps] That's a $600 bottle.

[GASPS] What's going on?

[gasps] [computer twanging]

[GROANS] [PLEASANT MUSIC]

[groans] I'll give you the venue.

[GRUNTING, GROANS] [ALARM BEEPING]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] [shouting]

[grunts] Ha ha!

[huffs] When is Hawkins gonna unlock her phone?

[IMITATES AIR HORN] ALL: Ooh!

[in blank tone] Yas, queen.

[in British accent] Indeed!

[in posh British accent] Well, it would appear

[knocks at door] Hey.

[knocks on door] Hitchcock, come out

[laughing] Yes. Plus vegan options.

[laughs sarcastically] I did not.

[laughs]

[LAUGHS] I'm impressed.

[laughs] Jake?

[LAUGHS] Okay, Sergeant Jeffords and I

[laughs] Yeah.

[LAUGHS] Oh, my God. What?

[LAUGHTER] It's a good school.

[LIGHT MUSIC] Oh, my God.

[muffled groaning]

[muffled protest]

[muffled shouting]

[PHONE RINGING] Oh! [CHUCKLES]

[radio static] We have your food.

[scatting continues]

[scatting] Is my dad playing piano?

[scoffs]

[scoffs] It was nothing. I held it together.

[scoffs] No problem.

[scoffs] Typical shiksa.

[shaver buzzing] No!

[sighing] Oh.

[sighs happily]

[sighs pleasantly] Good morning, Caleb

[sighs] And no more pity...Diaz.

[sighs] What do you need from me?

[sighs] Because I love our annual trips

[sighs] Cream turkey.

[SIGHS] It is. You know what?

[sighs] Maybe he's changed.

[sighs] Oy vey.

[sighs] Wait.

[sighs] Wait.

[sighs] Yeah, but, you know,

[sighs] Yes, you can,

[SIRENS BLARING] What? No, why?

[SNEEZES] Bless you.

[snidely] Well, someone has to.

[speaking Spanish] What does that mean?

[squish] Oh no, I sat in another pie.

[stammers]

[strained] Oh...okay. Great.

[thud] [groans]

[tires squeal] [horn blares]

[tires squeal] Judy wasn't lying.

[TRAILER RUMBLES] Yeah, it's terrifying,

[whispering] Forgive me, books.

[whispering] So many...

[whispering] You used all the touching time, Amy.

[WHISTLES] Sir, this kid is a disaster.

[yelling] Smog! [yelling] Smowg!

* Mask on, mask on

* Oh!

♪ ♪

$100? That's no problem. [scoffs] I got no use

$527. I looked it up online.

$8,000? What? He gave you 4 grand?

A 300 call number in the fine arts section?

A jam packed schedule

A little castrate y? Yeah, that's what I keep

A little stunting. You stunted.

A mistake was made

A Nakatomi Plaza cake?

A private library for the ceremony.

A top them off.

A trip with no purpose?

A'ight. Damn, Cap.

Aah! What?

Absolutely. And, Jake, before we go,

Absolutely. Brian.

Actually, vultures do very well in captivity

Actually, we found a place

Actually, you gotta do one more thing for me

After party? Fits our budget.

against me. I love that you love her.

Agreed. Okay.

Ah

Ah, also a good plan. Okay, let's do it.

Ah, but it is.

Ah, come on. Honestly.

Ah, I was so in the moment. Dude, seriously?

Ah, it's so good to be back. Amen, brother.

Ah, well, no need to call, because we are here.

Ah! Oh! That was way too harsh.

Ah. Oh, yeah

Ah...that's great.

Ahh! Uh, Charles?

All flights are grounded. Oh, man.

All I said was "I copy."

All right, buddy.

All right, here's how this is gonna go.

All right, it's dinner time. Everybody go wash your hands.

All right, look. I'm deleting the app

All right, that's enough touching.

All right, there's Wilson.

All right, you know the drill.

All right.

All right. Let's go over the plan.

All right. Whatever.

All right. You can just say "Ka'lar."

All righty. Well, congratulations, Sarge!

All units... Move, move, move!

Also not helpful. Let's just watch the footage.

Amateur. Oh.

Amazing. It's over now.

Ames! Jake!

Ames. Jake!

Ames. Jake.

Amy, we had something great in the palm of our hands,

Amy, where'd you go? Down here.

Amy? What up, bro?

an easy person to find. Right, right, right.

An hour. Okay.

and "love is dead." [gasps]

And all our stuff exploded. Right, good point.

And an outdoor reception area.

And being wrong never felt so right.

And did you say... Mm hmm.

and have a child. I can do those things

and he rode a motorcycle. A Yamaha.

And how is your podcast supposed to

And I regret it so much.

And I'm Camila. Oh.

And I'm okay with that.

And is my dad scatting?

And it's in deep Staten Island.

and let Halloway kill my mama? Actually...

And Michelle Obama. And a little side benefit:

And mine. And mine.

And mine. And mine.

And mine. You're gonna take that meeting,

And no one won the heist. ALL: Captain! [CLAMORING]

And now every day can be like visiting day,

And of course, you have a personal motive.

And perhaps my walnut pie? I wish.

and recover those diamonds. Can they wait 12 months?

And right on time, here's Bill. Welcome.

and set up the drop. Okay, yeah.

And she let him know it.

And Terry's novel gave Parlov

And that the only thing you're married to

And that's different? Very.

And then I kick 'em to death.

And then she wants us to type up and email

and then you'll both drown. Wow, that's dark.

and there's no available flights. That's what I thought,

And what became of the lab tech?

And who knows? Claire Essalgorn

and ya bore me. God, you're being so mean.

And you can too. Yeah, I already agreed to it.

And you didn't know. [laughs]

And you filed my taxes. You're getting

And you know what else I think are you listening?

And you tell the warden, and the warden will

And you want me to help you figure out who it was.

And you went this morning. Damn it, you know me so well.

And you were able to finish everything on my list?

and you're not yelling at me. Mm hmm.

And, like, people always ask me,

And? That's it.

and... JUDY: I'm ready to negotiate.

Another? Yeah, I need you

Answer the question.

Any big jobs coming up? Uh, wouldn't know.

Any poopers? All clear.

Any trouble adjusting? Adjusting to what?

Anything else? Uh, yes.

Anyway, I questioned them, and they confessed.

Anyways, that was our last lead,

Are they sexual in nature? Crazy sexual.

Are those different?

Are you concerned about Seamus Murphy,

Are you erasing the word controlling behind my back

Are you okay? Yeah.

Are you okay? Yes.

Are you on Blizz? What?

Are you really playing the gay card right now?

Are you saying my life matters less

Are you secretly cool? Well, poker is just math,

Are you serious? Yes.

Are you still mad at Peanut Butter

Are you sure about this? Yes.

Are you sure? I need you to be sure.

Are you threatening me? No!

Are you? No.

As if. Hey, Roger,

As long as I don't have to go on any of the scary rides.

Attention, Nine Nine. We have an announcement.

Average? Then let's give it a shot!

Aw, Keith? Our Keith?

Aw, that's too bad, bud.

Aw. Oh! I made Gina Linetti cry?

Aw. Thank you, Rosa.

Awesome. Who betrays his bloodline...

Aww, I would marry you in a dumpster.

Aww, thanks, Dad. That was really sweet.

Aww.

Babe, I'm really sorry about all the things I said.

Babe, our parents are vibing hard.

Babe, wait. Oh, I've been waiting.

Babe, we agreed we wouldn't talk about that part.

Babe? That's William.

Back to your cells right now. No!

Back when you were making your skin suit, I know.

Ball's in your court, pal! Hey!

be a problem. Well, you say that now

Because he was feeding them

Because I did. Well,

Because I know who took it.

Because of the Chrysalis Orb!

because you quit. Well, fire him.

Because you're both losers. There it is.

Beef Baby.

Beef Baby.

Being a cop is a state of mind. It's definitely not.

Best friends. Judy, get over here

Between us, I could have landed that plane on the ground

Big ol' house! With a professional kitchen.

Bill, you're in on this too? Yep.

Blizz. Yes! Romero is smuggling

Boom. You're Valerie?

Both: Bugged! Yes, it's bugged.

BOTH: It got stolen. Oh, my God.

Both: No. Okay.

BOTH: Oh. Aw, damn it.

Boyle, it's us.

Boyle!

Boyle! [muffled] Mm.

Boyle's not in the interrogation room.

Brass already called. They don't want us releasing

Bravo team, stand by. I love this

Breach, breach! They're in.

bring that guy to justice. We all would.

brought them back... The diamonds! [laughs]

Bull crap. Yeah, right.

But also... Hi, there.

But first... I gotta hug my best friend.

But I am doing it. Rosa, his mother is in danger

but I lost you in the subway. I took a cab home.

But it's about my thing too, right?

But there's no condensation on the box.

But we had an oral agreement.

But why are your hands so wet? Trick question.

But you didn't say it. I'd just like to add,

But you're looking for her? Sure.

But, Charles Gobble.

But, you know, we'll figure it out

But... You're a virgin. That's an order.

Caleb, you're ruining this.

Caleb! You added the fiesta filter?

Calm down, there's no need to point fingers.

Can I buy a free man a drink?

Can I help you? I'm just trying

Can I help you? NYPD.

Can we go in, sir? Fine, just make it quick.

Can we pay our respects? Ooh, our flight leaves in 3 and a half hours, and...

Can't he just reschedule? No!

Can't wait. What do you all have planned for Turkey day?

Cancelled. What is going on? There are huge storms in the Midwest.

Captain Holt?

Captain, Diaz sent us a list of favors

Captain, we're doing toasts.

Captain, you're gonna wanna see this.

Captain... Right, right, sorry.

Castrate them. [inhales sharply]

Charles, can you hear us?

Charles, relax. I'm not gonna replace you.

Charles, that's a bad name. Ha, you're just jealous.

Charles, what are you doing?

Charles, you gotta stop. Nah.

Charles. I am so sorry.

Cheddar? Cheddar? [BARKS]

Chef. Thank you.

Chins up, dingdongs.

Chop chop, y'all! Ooh.

Come here, Beef Baby! [chuckles]

Come on, man.

Come on. Everyone, quiet down.

Come on. Roger, I want to apologize

Coming up on 32 hours. [sighs] I miss the little things.

Completely. I just always found canvas

Convo grease. Convo grease them right now.

Cool cool, specific policy. Love the attitude, love you,

Cool. Shh! They're about to move.

Cool. I'm not worried at all

Copy that. All right. Good luck. Thanks.

Copy that. It's almost five.

Costume contest just ended.

Could we just press pause on that and maybe get some pants?

Could we put a mirroring app on her phone

Couldn't find his pulse. Yeah, it's super weak.

Crime scene. Soup.

D did you just... Mm hmm.

D.C. Parlov. He's in town for LegendCon,

Dad... My fault, not yours.

Dah! Thought you could get

Damn it.

Damn, Sarge. This is gonna be great.

Damn, that was impressive. But this is not just any pie.

Destination wedding, y'all!

Devil can't stare if the devil's got

Diane Keaton's brother in law? Yes.

Diane Keaton's husband. Mm kay.

Diaz.

Did I say that right? Not even close.

Did you blow up the Creeper? Not on purpose.

Did you call Amy's dad first? I actually did.

Did you call it Scullyosis? Damn it, Rosa,

Did you cheat on me? We were broken up.

Did you just call my mom a tree?

Did you just say the Nil Caverns?

Did you see that? Romero just went

Did you sleep with

Did you tell him about Dustin? I did.

Didn't you? Fine. I did.

Die what? [murmuring]

Do it more. I hope you die.

Do you even have a dog named Cheddar? There's a Commissioners meeting,

Do you even know what we did? No.

Do you hear that, Terry? He called you a writer.

Do you know Anne Heche? I do.

Do you know how long I've been in this prison?

Do you like Nic Cage movies? I don't know who that is.

Do you mean like a riddle? 'Cause I love riddles.

Do you mean woke? I did mean woke.

Doctor? Uh, what if someone

Doesn't have the briefcase. I got the wrong Ka'lar.

doing tonight? Nothin'. Why?

Don't care. Yeah.

Don't get the reference. "Nightmare Before Christmas."

Don't know what? Uh, how to do...

Don't let them see us. Blend in.

Don't make me do this, Jake. Whatever.

Don't make your move until you're close to him.

Don't worry about him.

Don't worry, I got this.

Don't worry. I don't have any expectations.

Don't. I think that's pretty funny!

Doug! Wait, why are you

Down! Drop your bag.

Dr. Yee will be here any minute,

Drink this instead. A mimosa!

Drinking just makes people get along better.

Dude. Gobble.

Dudes, the Vulture's throwing

Ed Breakfast for school board. Who?

Eh but whenever we have a speaker come in,

Enjoy game night. Actually, they want

Enough!

Er than normal? Yes.

Erica? Moana? Captain Holt!

Even better than a plain scone.

Every night I'm told what to do

Everybody has an alibi. How convenient.

Everybody, get on the ground!

Everyone has back muscles, Jake.

Everyone loves it. No.

everything's fine. Check what? The server?

Everything's gonna be okay. You don't know that, Rosa!

Ew. I'm sorry Parlov

Ew. Yeah.

Exactly.

Exactly. Hey, I used to fly

Except for that. This perm saved your life.

Excuse me, my father cut his thumb off.

Excuse me?

Excuse me? Could we wrap the flowers

Excuse me? There was a wasp near me,

Finally. Congratulations.

Fine, I'll get the dumb horse.

Fine. I'll put on some pants.

Fine. Well, I know that my parents

Five days?

Fix up old cars and sell them to celebrities.

Fold. Fold.

Fold. Fold.

Fold. Fold.

for all to see. How poetic.

For me for fun.

for me to make my meeting. Nuh uh.

For nice Jean! And the starving kids.

for your actions. Well, did you tell them

Four. Okay, bro, I'll give you

Frankly, I'm embarrassed it took so long.

from earliest to latest? Yeah.

Gah. Wrong wire.

Get 'em while they're wet. Okay, I quit.

Get back to your table. Yeah, you know, I would,

Get in. But this cart is...

Get it? Yes?

Get me picante beef, bitch boy.

Get out of here. Oh, thank God.

Get the hell in there. Ooh, it says "negotiator" on it.

Getting closer. There we go.

getting into the vents? Went like clockwork.

Gina. Who's this noob?

Give me that! That's mine. Come get it.

Give them a public dressing down?

Given your financial situation.

Go Fish. And I believe that is

Go Fish. Fine.

Go. Amy. How long have you known?

Gobble, gobble, your tail feather

Gobble! Gobble!

Gobble.

God, Debbie, what is going on with you?

Good morning, everyone.

Good to know. Fair enough, but even so,

Good, because I have something else.

Good. A'ight.

Good. I'm gonna be at my phone,

Good. You're good. But I'm better.

Good. Let's keep it going. I think we need to top 'em off.

Grand larceny. No!

Great question.

Great, 'cause I thought of a few more things.

Great, because I have another favor to ask.

Great. And this one is

Great. It actually was a lot of fun

Great. Prison...is great.

Gross. Why'd they leak their chapters?

Guess what. Terry: You're a dick!

Guess what. Terry: You're a dick!

Guys, calm down. You're both victims.

Guys, calm down. You're both victims.

Guys, she unlocked the phone.

Ha, ha, I'm so grossed out. You know what?

Halloway. Yeah.

Halloway's a huge crime boss. And what else?

Hands off my butt. That's not gonna

Harrelson? Woody.

Hasn't stopped talking about it.

Have I ever seen anything as disrespectful

have to say that. No, it really did go fine.

Have you been here all night?

Have you considered

Have you ever heard of Blizz? Yeah, the drug, right?

Hawkins must be through security by now.

He couldn't have gotten far. He can't see

He did it for love. Even though

He dresses just like you, Jake.

He is a dick. To Charles Boyle, everybody!

He misses her for some reason. Amy, this is it.

He needs help now!

He never does that. Never?

He revolutionized the field of forensic entomology.

He said I have three days to decide.

He sings that song. Running surface?

He taught me how to shave. Where?

He totally upstaged me. He Tucci ed me!

He was on that panel. He writes

He was talking about his penis.

He's a dick. Excuse me?

He's going for the briefcase.

He's gonna ask me to be his BM. Both: No.

He's lived a long life already. Yeah.

He's pretty cool. Right?

He's probably fine. What?

Hecka good. A'ight.

Hell yeah! Really?

Hello, Captain. And... you're both dead

Hello, Detective Santiago.

Hello, fake Charles. Hi.

Hello, I'm also back.

Hello, Jacob. Dah!

Hello, Raymond. Oh, Chief Aggerton.

Hello, Raymond. Ready to go to dinner?

Hello, Seamus. Hello, Raymond.

Hello, Vulture. Got a minute?

Help you how? Easy.

Help! All right, everybody just calm down.

helped me today. Did I?

Her dad was always around. Yeah, I've seen "Full House."

Here he comes. Now just drop it.

Here she comes. Big smiles.

Here we go, here we go. We got action.

Here we go.

Here we go. [CLICKS]

Here we go. This is Parlov's panel.

Here you go, bro.

Here's the belt... Ah...

Here's what we need from you.

Here's your blood back. Mm.

Hey there, Peralta.

Hey, Dad, how's it going? I'm fine.

Hey, Dad? This holiday is the worst.

Hey, everyone, I'm sorry for not being "dressed."

Hey, guys potato salad?

Hey, guys. Ah.

Hey, guys. Ah.

Hey, I'm in a bind. I need your help.

Hey, I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, thanks, man.

Hey, I'm still a little shaken up.

Hey, Jake,

Hey, Jake.

Hey, man, come on. Charles!

Hey, my kids love that horse.

Hey, Rosa. Hey. How's my bike?

Hey, Rosa. So, I heard you spent

Hey, Rosa. Beer. Here goes the snacks.

Hey, Sarge. Bill!

Hey, there you are.

Hey, there, bud. Hey.

Hey, warden. What's up?

Hey, what's going on here? [YELLS]

Hey! Freeze!

Hey. Hey

Hey. Hey, Rosa.

Hey. Hi, Rosa.

Hey. I know,

Hey. We're normal people.

Hey. Any luck finding a new venue

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hi, hey. Hi.

Hi, I want to touch you. Babe, you're being weird.

Hi, I was just about to call you guys.

Hi, there. Nice work, Dennis,

Hi. Sparks.

Hi. Can I help you?

Hitchcock and Madison... Madison wasn't his daughter?

Hitchcock, you watch that show? Watch what?

Hitchcock? What was that sound?

Hm, good to know. We got really lucky.

Hm?

Hm. No fingerprints.

Hmm, that is strange. And this morning,

Hmm. And no DNA evidence.

Hmm. Okay, I can't ignore you.

Hmm. [horse chuffs]

Hold it, Romero. Caleb, what are you doing?

Hold on. [muffled] Mm!

Holt: What the hell? Got it.

Honey. The Santiagos are here.

Hot damn! Full house.

Hot damn! Now you say it.

how awkward dinner was. Oh, fantastic.

How could he? To marry a Cloud Princess...

How dare you.

How dare you. You have no proof.

How did it go? Oh, you don't wanna hear it.

How do these guys do so well with women?

How high? Remember that time

How is that even possible? I don't know.

How unfortunate.

How? More importantly, he keeps

How? The Vulture's not gonna budge.

How'd you guys know? We're just connected, Kyle.

How's little Enigma doing? We call her Iggy now,

How's that? Remember?

How's the "Shadowbringer" film coming along?

Huge mess. I can't tell you

Huh, here's an idea: Santiago and I will impress him

Huh, what a satisfying conclusion to that story.

Huh? Do I look like Jake to you?

Humble five? You know it.

Hundreds. And you broke the speedometer. And what else?

I actually did read all of them in prison.

I always try to pull from life.

I am a Tramp. Copy that.

I am not showing Parlov my book, okay?

I called her an unhygienic tree.

I can explain. Of course he can.

I can never get into any of this crap.

I can't believe a real person

I can't believe I went 0 for 16.

I can't believe it!

I can't believe that bastard is cheating on nice Jean.

I can't believe that saint of a woman

I can't believe this.

I can't believe we did it! [EXHALES]

I can't believe we're going to gen pop.

I can't believe we're going to gen pop.

I can't believe you told him about my book.

I can't do this. Yeah, it's bad.

I can't go to prison, okay?

I can't... You're fired.

I could go see "Stomp." He could go see "Stomp."

I definitely can. Yeah, well, save it.

I designed you a signature cocktail.

I did an image search for dads hugging.

I did get Charles. Scully has Amy.

I did it! I cracked the case!

I did it! I cracked the case!

I did. Okay, thank God.

I didn't do it, Kevin. Don't you say his name.

I didn't draw that!

I didn't take your pie. You're lying!

I didn't, but that's because I wanted the Nil Caverns

I didn't. I got everything.

I don't believe in loopholes. What? Loopholes are the best.

I don't have you, Peralta. Not only do I know

I don't know if I should. Charles, Charles, Charles!

I don't know what finishing pigs are.

I don't know what's going on. I do.

I don't know, Captain. He seems pretty upset.

I don't know, Hitchcock.

I don't know, I guess I hoped you were another cop

I don't know, is Philip Roth a real author?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. [laughs awkwardly]

I don't know. Maybe you should ask...Valerie.

I don't like you two. Not so much advice

I don't play golf. What are you talking about?

I don't see how that pertains to anything

I don't see it. Me neither.

I don't see it. Me neither.

I don't see why anybody would want to steal your book.

I don't understand.

I don't understand.

I don't wanna lose that. Okay.

I don't want to... The last hour.

I find that unlikely. I understand, but I disagree.

I forgot to lube up his face.

I found your grocery store receipt.

I gotta go call Sharon!

I gotta go. Jake?

I gotta tell you, cop work is a lot like cannibal work.

I guess I'm only one doing this holiday right.

I guess, but it'd be a pretty boring meal

I had a problem, man! Right, sorry.

I had fun with the name. Clearly.

I hate seeing you like this, so I'm flexing my eyes

I hate seeing you like this, so I'm flexing my eyes

I hate wasting rice...

I have a toast too. Oh.

I have eyes on him. Take him down!

I have some unfortunate news.

I have to believe that's not true.

I haven't told 'em yet. Really?

I hear you in my heart. [sighs] What am I doing here?

I hear you, sir.

I hear you're the man to talk to

I heard an inmate and a guard were having a fight,

I just cut my thumb off.

I just got an alert from my hookup app.

I knew you'd say that, which is why we have this.

I know dealing with a criminal is bad news,

I know how we can get Hawkins' phone.

I know it's important, so I promise,

I know what you mean.

I know you're upset, but it's really hard

I know, and it means we won't receive

I know, I'm sorry, but it's the only way. Me first!

I know, Jake. He pulls, Rosa.

I know! I am the smartest man

I know. Look

I know. He's ruining the whole day.

I know. It's okay when I say it.

I know. It's painful, right? All right.

I know. It's so amazing.

I know. What are we gonna do?

I lay out the facts,

I like the second one. You don't have to.

I literally just showed you

I lost him. Which one is it?

I love our venue so much. Me too.

I love this. This is so much fun for me.

I love you candy machine. Victor, that was amazing.

I love you so much. [DOOR OPENS]

I love you, buddy. Oh.

I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I love yours too. Gross.

I mean, don't people call you Ray?

I mean, is anything even real? No.

I mean, it's a good idea. There's no cameras in here.

I mean, you might not become a huge famous author,

I miss Amy. You think I enjoy doing this?

I need to admit one more thing. Of course, anything.

I need to handle this right now.

I never left. Ugh!

I only told you about the sisters?

I read an article that said

I said, "Terry's got butt for days!"

I saw what you did this morning

I see movement at the locker.

I should have known you were lying.

I smell smoke. Really?

I still don't get it. Nobody does.

I suppose you're right. I am?

I taught him well.

I think I can carve the turkey.

I think it's still happening. I'm still hearing it.

I think this might be it for me, little man.

I think we have to help Kyle. Good.

I think you should do this. You're more the biker type.

I think your feathers are ripping.

I thought it was a bowl. It's art.

I thought we agreed that's a bad idea.

I thought you went straight? I did.

I told Amy. You can ask her. Please don't.

I told you what I do to snitches.

I used Broadway caliber spirit gum.

I vote Charles. Charles.

I wanna see your call history. No.

I was at the gym.

I was getting the oil changed in my bike.

I was gonna say because you saw my penis

I was gonna vote me, too.

I was just bringing you some water. Thanks.

I was out last year. As a setup for this year.

I was thinking, if you wanna pay for the wedding,

I was trying to get to the locker room

I wasn't slacking off. Well, you weren't here.

I wasn't stunting. A little bit.

I will. Good.

I won't do it again. Nope.

I would like to go one step further and say that

I would like to pay for the wedding.

I would not do it again.

I wouldn't say genius. That camp ran

I wouldn't say I'm controlling.

I'd do anything to get my book back.

I'd just go for the shows. Yeah! [laughs]

I'd rather have a drink of that mouth.

I'd rather not. [CHUCKLES] Jokes on you,

I'll call. What an idiot.

I'll give you the venue if you don't say anything,

I'll share it with you. What kind of info?

I'll tell you why.

I'm a man of my word. As am I.

I'm all in. And now they all fold

I'm already out of the shower.

I'm an excellent carver. Allow me.

I'm average size. [LAUGHS] What a sad brag.

I'm bi. Oh...

I'm bisexual. There's no such thing

I'm doing the No, don't really gosh..

I'm doing the best I can. Tell that to my wiener!

I'm glad it was you. All right.

I'm glad that you kept rapping? Thanks.

I'm just gonna turn around. Dude, look.

I'm never gonna stop hearing it! Okay, new plan:

I'm not Captain Holt.

I'm not coming back. What?

I'm not gonna do it tonight, okay? Yes, of course.

I'm not sure Barbra Streisand

I'm nuts! Hey, calm down, man.

I'm okay.

I'm out. Come on, Rosa.

I'm sorry too. It was stupid.

I'm sorry, Boyle,

I'm sorry, but I gotta do this.

I'm sorry, Terry, but now

I'm sorry. It's out of my hands, you know?

I'm the host. I have to say that.

I'm throwing Teri with an I's party with my own money.

I'm within sight of both exits.

I'm your biggest fan. Also your biggest investor.

I've actually been writing a novel.

I've been looking, but I can't find anything

I've changed. Nope.

If anything, you didn't ask enough of us.

If I'm gonna get through this, I need to feel like

if it's good or bad. Can't believe that's good.

If someone grabs it, Rosa, Peralta, and I

If this book fails,

in a hair salon in Bay Ridge. Nice, classic mistress job.

In five minutes. What?

In March. That's so recent.

in my everyday clothes. [CHUCKLES]

in our chairs. She's right.

in Rhinebeck, New York. Rhinebeck?

in the year 264... Ah, yes the first pubic war,

in today's political landscape. It's relevant as hell,

inside this pizza pocket? Look, I could tell you

Interesting. Hey, that's good work.

is bad for him? I'm sure he'll be fine.

Is everything okay, sir? No, it is not.

Is he on a roller coaster? Yes.

Is it good? Is it good?

Is it sandalwood? Please calm down.

Is it standing up? I've just done it again.

Is that how you feel too, Sarge?

Is that still your dad's thumb?

ISIS...

Isn't that the plot and tagline of

It can get pretty intense. [YELLING]

It felt right. Yeah.

It felt right. Yeah.

It gets dark. Yup.

It goes without saying, I love you both.

It happened for you

It imploded in my mouth. That's the magic of the puff.

It is? There's only one thing

It is? Yeah.

It just seems like you wanna be with Jamie Lynn.

It was a powerful image. I think I rushed this all

It was eight weeks. I also went to prison, dog.

It was fascinating, especially to Terry.

It was fascinating, especially to Terry.

It was fine. Rosa, you don't

It was highly erotic. You're lying.

It was the episode about Flaxton Hill Farms.

It was urgent police business.

It was very disillusioning. For sure.

It was your idea. No, it was my greatest fear.

It wasn't Hitchcock and Scully.

It's "Smowg," by the way

It's a great idea, Mom.

It's a holiday, we're understaffed,

It's a holiday, we're understaffed,

It's about time you came to us.

It's Alan Wilson. He's got a three year old,

It's been two hours. I'm almost

It's fine. It's not like they're

It's impossible to say. They said the drugs were

It's just some period piece. What?

It's just that we're understaffed.

It's not

It's not a problem. Rosa.

It's not gonna work. I don't own a nerd costume.

It's not weird. He had his arm around her

It's okay, Jake. I got this.

It's on your jacket. I know,

It's only 150 pages. I'm gonna stay up

It's open to everyone. Ooh, every man for himself.

It's our favorite show. Yeah.

It's over, Hawkins.

It's Seamus. What do you mean?

It's silver. Babe, who is this?

It's sinker. No, it's sphincter.

It's still on fire. She's gone, Jakey.

It's that one. No!

It's the exact same note Parlov got.

It's the one headed toward the service elevator

It's time. [door opens]

Jake and I really bonded over "Skyfire."

Jake, he's running. Come on, man.

Jake, I got you. [gasps]

Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake.

Jake, this might work. Yes!

Jake, what are we gonna do?

Jake, you stop pushing it.

Jake! What do you say, bud?

Jake! What?

Jake. Beef Baby.

Jake. Beef Baby.

Jake. Beef Baby.

Jake. Beef Baby.

Jake. Beef Baby.

Jake. Beef Baby.

Jake. Beef. Baby!

Jake. Hair.

Jake. I'm sorry.

Jake. Right.

Jake. Yep, we gotta go.

Jake...

Jake... Maybe you still see me

Jake... Right. You're right.

Jean, we have to show you something.

Jeremy, did you make that cake

Jessica! She's here.

Johnny Cochran. I remember when he said that.

Joyous. Uh, Camila,

Judy's trying to escape. There's no way he could...

Just eating butter like a popsicle, huh, Boyle?

Just follow my lead. Okay.

Just here to stab you if you get too close.

Just leave it alone, Boyle. By all means.

Just my mom. Kinda looked like

Just one more thing.

Just put that away. What was that in the picture?

Just stop writing. Stop writing.

Just... Kate!

Just... we're through. Oh!

Karen and I would like to welcome you into our family.

Kate. Kurt?

Kevin, Dr. Einstibe. Ah, professor McGonagall.

Know how we do. Ahh.

Kurt? The Kurt? What?! Oh, my God,

Ladies and gentlemen, please give

Ladies and gentlemen, we have two new donors!

Last year was a setup. Hell yeah, it was.

Later, dorks. Should we follow them? I...

Legs for an hour, two hours blasting the glutes.

Let it go, Jake. No, he's right.

Let me guess: you're here about the stolen manuscript?

Let me guess. You guys are here to cry

Let me see it! No...

Let me see it! No...

Let me think about that. Parlov is my enemy,

Let me try one. Oh.

Let the city go to purge.

Let's do this. Totally.

Let's do this. Welcome to the Buttlympics.

Let's go take this son of a bitch down!

Let's just fast forward. It's okay.

Let's move.

Like, from my book? Uh, yep.

Like, half an hour. Great!

Listen up, everybody!

Little Rosa Diaz.

Look at this: "Jean, your selflessness

Look him in the eye and tell him what you did.

Look how happy he is now.

Look, a kingfisher. No, no, no, no, no.

Look, just press this button

Look, this doesn't have to be a big deal.

Look, we all miss Jake and Rosa,

Loop... Hole!

Love all the lamps. Thanks.

Love you too. Yeah!

Lunch is over. Bus your trays.

Made up my own. What?

Makes me sick. Spend your life on the force,

Man, I bet that browser history was a nightmare, huh?

Many. Yeah, that's not an answer.

Martin Halloway. Oh, no, Judy, he's a bad guy.

Maybe they're into both? I hear they're into leather.

Maybe we should just split the wedding.

Maybe you could just imagine doing that.

Me neither. I'm totally lost.

Meep morp. Zeep. This is preposterous.

Mind if we burrow? No!

Mistakes we can exploit. That's right.

Mm hmm. Phone...

Mm.

Mm. How many KBPSs are you looking for?

Mm. Like rice noodles,

Mm. I refuse to order that. You don't have to.

Mm...and the judges give it a score of...

Mommy? Daddy?

Moorgil's here for the conference.

More.

Motorcycles are death machines.

Moving $5 million in diamonds

Murphy complication. Two words: laser jails.

Murphy didn't ask me to do anything illegal.

My ass. It left the chair.

My cousin Torvald is a hemophiliac,

My girl loves books!

My God, what if I hadn't said anything?

My nemesis. Your nemesis is a horse?

My pie, and it wasn't even eaten.

Nah, it was regular size. Really?

Name one.

Neat. Caleb, remind me

Never played golf in my life. Jake, your remembering

Never was. It was always a belt. I don't understand. Who took it?

Next time, don't wait so long

next to a cow orgy. I would much rather be hanging out with you.

Nice to see you, Jean Munhroe!

Nice. [laughs]

No diamonds, just...this.

No excuses. You're going to take this man

No it hathn't. You just vultured our venue.

No lines, ladies!

No nods allowed.

No one is relaxed in a prison shower.

No vaping. ♪ No promises! ♪

no wait, Mish es Doubtfire. Oh, my God! [TIRES SCREECH]

No, absolutely not. What would I even say to her?

No, Glen's already coming down on me

No, I didn't steal your pie either.

No, I just looked it up real fast.

No, I mean like a joke joke,

No, I was trying to get in. That's what the video was for,

No, I was trying to save his life.

No, I wasn't. It all happened so fast.

No, I'd like to know what Roger meant

No, if Victor gets two toasts,

No, it hasn't. [gasps]

No, it is not.

No, it's a teachable moment. The children

No, it's not. Then how come everyone cries during sex?

No, let him talk. I want to hear it.

No, look. "Daily News" got it right.

No, no, no, it was great. Truly.

No, no, no, it's nothing compared to what

No, no, no, no, no more for me.

No, no, no, no, no. Why are you freaking out?

No, not at all. Then why are you trying

No, not really. Absolutely, best friends.

No, not that your past is a straight up nightmare,

No, of course not.

No, of course not. Why would it?

No, that's crazy.

No, then I'm not interested.

No, you don't have to.

No, you gave him the watch. That was your gift.

No, you hold brownies from the side.

No! A penis? Why?

No! There are so many of us.

no! Get away! Give it to me!

No? You asked me for a permit,

No. [SQUEAKS] Yes!

No. ♪ I respect that ♪

No. And she said you were

No. I'm with Diaz.

No. It doesn't matter.

No. Not at all.

No. Thank God.

No. What's that supposed to mean?

No. Yes!

No. But...it couldn't be!

No. No games. My dad gets super competitive.

No. What?

Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that.

Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that.

Nobody likes cops in here, so I had to earn their respect

Noice. She is not into...

Noice. Toit.

None taken. Ooh, I know you're working,

Nope, I did all my stuff and more.

Nope, you dreamed that. Aw.

Nope. Wasn't talking to you.

Not a doctor. [COW MOOS]

Not a doctor. Shh.

Not a doctor. Shh.

Not a doctor. Shh.

Not a doctor. Shh.

Not a thing. Shhh.

Not about the pie. About my Thanksgiving.

Not even a little. Not at all.

Not joking. Insult me all you want,

Not mine. Yeah huh.

Not much. Right.

Not nearly as joyous as my parents.

Not the one Terry was on, I hope.

Not while the plaster's on, no.

Now what kind of crimped edge are we dealing with here?

Now, I need one person per group

Now, there are issues with RFLP testing,

Now, they played a vital role

Nuh huh, my back looks like the inside of a spoon.

Nuh uh. Bill, keep an eye on him

Number three. ♪ Believe... ♪

NutriBoom. NutriBoom! That's right.

NutriBoom. Right.

NYPD! Get down!

Obviously. Okay.

Of a fifth floor window.

Of course it is. She's marrying the Vulture.

Of course, Captain. My pleasure.

Of course.

Of course. It was easy.

Of course. That's obviously the point.

of how you acted? No, Nana Boyle was a monster.

of the fifth annual... [ELECTRICITY DRONES]

Oh ah, well, we were just hanging out one night,

Oh is that something you'd like?

Oh that's already been revealed.

Oh, also, she's worried about her motorcycle

Oh, and I thought we should transfer

Oh, are you sure? Mm hmm.

Oh, boy, they're here. Oh, now, honey,

Oh, boy. Should I be asking

Oh, but Rosa, you are already wearing one.

Oh, crap. What?

Oh, don't worry about that.

Oh, Fredo. I think I got hit!

Oh, God it's behind my eye! Fall back, Amy.

Oh, God, he just sent 15 more.

Oh, God, it's horrible. But it's wonderful.

Oh, GPS says turn left here. Turn left.

Oh, gross. Yep, sorry. Look.

Oh, hang on one sec.

Oh, he's good. And I have Scully,

Oh, Hitchcock and I didn't say ours.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I fired him. It was an unacceptable

Oh, I get it. So a riddle is just like a fact

Oh, I haven't heard of him.

Oh, I love candies many say, to the point that

Oh, I love your intensity.

Oh, I see what just happened.

Oh, I'd rather not know his name.

Oh, I'm definitely a mess. But I was being like dad too.

Oh, I'm sorry they don't live up to

Oh, it's magical.

Oh, it's my pleasure, sir. You were so professional.

Oh, Jean's here. So what's it gonna be?

Oh, Kyle. Yeah, that's it.

Oh, like Lillian. No.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!

Oh, my God, really? You're serious?

Oh, my God, yes. He needs this.

Oh, my God! [shouting weakly]

Oh, my God. Caleb, you're a genius.

Oh, my God. Do we know the officer?

Oh, my God. What is that photo?

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my gosh, you guys are so crazy.

Oh, my lady's real, all right.

Oh, my. That pie is an abomination.

Oh, no, he's my brother. That doesn't bother me.

Oh, no, Kyle. On my rap career.

Oh, no, no, no. You don't have to tell me that.

Oh, no, we forgot the lube.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I'm so sorry. You should be.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no. Our nups have been un toitened.

Oh, no. There are downsides to alcohol.

Oh, okay. You know what?

Oh, one of my lab techs made that mistake once.

Oh, please. No, I'm serious.

Oh, please. Rock stars wish they were he.

Oh, really?

Oh, right. And where's Gina?

Oh, Sarge!

Oh, she's up to something. Snapchat messages disappear.

Oh, so good. [ALL IN AGREEMENT]

Oh, so you don't have all the answers.

Oh, so you're Jake Peralta? The negotiator, yes.

Oh, someone stole from my charity,

Oh, such a dweebus. I love it!

Oh, thank God, you found me! Jeffords, are you okay?

Oh, thank God.

Oh, that seems like plenty, Dad.

Oh, that's great. So you'll be able to fly again?

Oh, the phone!

Oh, this guy is the worst. I know.

Oh, those work great, but you have to physically

Oh, was that a fight? Are you kidding?

Oh, well, I mean, it's been less than a day.

Oh, well, if you need to leave

Oh, well, there's not much to tell

Oh, wow. What a surprise.

Oh, yeah, we had some fun. I didn't.

Oh, yeah, we had some fun. I didn't.

Oh, yes, he wrote back right away.

Oh, you did a lot of work on this.

Oh, you have no idea. Yeah.

Oh, you want the cookie?

Oh! [laughs]

Oh! Gotcha.

Oh! Oh, my God,

Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Nope. Absolutely not. We're done.

Oh. Desk duty is a nightmare.

Oh. He came to visit once,

Oh. It's just,

Oh. It's out.

Oh. Oh you don't like my singing?

Oh. Shh, shh, shh.

Oh. So, Jake, tell us everything.

Oh. Stop!

Oh. What's that?

Oh. Do you play? I am...

Oh. That's fun. Wait.

Oh. Um... I'm joking.

Oh. Well, thank you, Victor.

Oh. Well, that's neat.

Oh. Well...golf.

Oh...that's neat, but...

Ohh. But now Cyber's

Ohh. I must say, this is going

Ohh. Well, Gina,

Ohh... I got it, I got it.

Okay

Okay, and how anti Semitic is he?

Okay, but just know...

Okay, fine. Here it goes.

Okay, guys Bottom line is,

Okay, he's just the three eyed raven.

Okay, I can see that you're skeptical, Rosa,

Okay, I get it. It's Kevin's?

Okay, I lied. Thank you.

Okay, I promise: no more crying face.

Okay, I'll come up with a list.

Okay, I've got eyes on locker 805.

Okay, Jake.

Okay, just fill out these forms.

Okay, let's give it a shot. [giggling] Whoo hoo!

Okay, let's go.

Okay, maybe we can figure out what Murphy knows

Okay, not off to a great start.

Okay, now that the plaster's dry,

Okay, she's into

Okay, so I just get some ramen

Okay, so the Vulture is cheating on Jean Munhroe,

Okay, the house is all clean.

Okay, there's a potted tree on the east side of the lobby.

Okay, this is bad.

Okay, this is just great

Okay, we have to force the She Vulture,

Okay, we have to get him help right now.

Okay, we just have to drop off our deposit,

Okay.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Apology accepted.

Okay. I can grovel for three minutes.

Okay. I'll go get her. Great.

Okay. I'm doing that thing. Man.

Okay. It was a two man job.

Okay. Let's see who our matches are.

Okay. No big deal.

Okay. So, how's prison?

Okay... this guard you're gonna kill, Wilson

Okay...hole me.

On a basketball court! Squeak squeak!

On maternity leave! We were all at her baby shower

on your registry, by chance? Of course.

One flan? One flan.

One in Atlanta, one in Newark,

Only you. Now it's time for us

Oof.

Ooh, convo grease.

Ooh, I It's out.

Ooh, is it another mansion?

Ooh, my cousin Donna has a genetic disorder

Ooh, nice use of "epitome." Thanks, babe.

Ooh, the line starts here.

Ooh, there's a bell.

Ooh! I got really good at threading needles.

Ooh! Or the fraternal twin of... Jake!

Ooh! What is it? I'm running a sports league

Oop, you gotta close that mouth, Boyle.

Oops. But it's okay now.

or is this a call and response thing? No, that was great.

or the complimentary drinks... Actually, Terry,

Or we send her the penis pics

Organized cream. Cool, cool.

out of a regional airport. They do?

Out with it, Peralta.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ow! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!

Ow. [groans]

Parlov and Lawson are your rivals.

Parlov is so far away already.

Parlov! You should show it to Parlov.

Parlov? Didn't he write

Pay no attention to him, Rosa. He's very emotional, Rosa.

People potpie? First of all, Jake,

People will think I'm demented. [whispers] Just put it on

Peralta! No, no, no, not now.

Peralta. [gasps softly]

Peralta. [shouts]

Perfect. She hurts for a bit,

Perhaps it was a bottom dial. Liar.

Pizza bagels? Pizza rolls? No. No.

Pizza pockets? That's it.

Pizza poppers? Pizzaritos? No. No.

Please don't call me that. Okay, fine,

Please stop talking about my body.

Please tell me the vendors are giving us back

Pork. Ohh.

Precinct, precinct. Yeah.

Pretty please? More.

Probably. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

Professor. Student.

Pull over right now. [GROANS]

Put down your weapons! You're being recorded

put the wires... Right.

Put this on. A rose shearing hat, at work?

Read the first sentence.

Reading? Like, books by real authors?

Real diverse diversity panel.

Really immature. Yeah, you're right.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Really? What changed your mind?

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yes.

Really? Yes.

Really? I don't remember that.

Really? Romero's first name is Jeff?

Really? That is very surprising.

Reese Witherspoon is optioning

Relax. How bad could it be?

Remember what you saw here today!

Rhinebeck letter. One sec.

Riddle me this, Victor. Who sucks at carving turkey,

Right sorry. It was gruesome.

Right now? I really wanna chomp down

Right, but we don't want to be indebted

Right, Judy? I promise.

Right, Rosa? Yeah, right.

Right, so we agree that we're all equally cool.

Right. I don't know.

Right. So,

Right. So, like, super early.

Roger's really good at sex too.

Rombargo.

Rosa and I are not... Denying that we're dating.

Rosa, I think if you just gave it a chance,

Rosa, you did get hooked, you big nerd!

rot in hell, crap face! [GASPS]

Sarge, Captain. Oh, you guys brought Hitchcock.

Sarge, come back to me. What?

Sarge, I'm sorry.

Scholars. Weird perverts.

Scully and I went out to Flaxton Hill Farms

Scully, surface! Yes, Sarge?

Scully, what do you want?

Scully? Huh?

Seamus Murphy. That's right.

Second favorite?

See who? My female wife, Crystal.

See?

See? And we're all doing great.

Seriously? Yeah, listen,

Seriously? You're still mad at me?

Set in Greece. Oh, my God.

Seven bathrooms!

Shall we to battle?

Shall we walk? Of course, Doctor...

She died with no friends. And let me guess,

She doesn't wanna participate. Never do.

She may be the coolest woman I've ever met.

She said "canvas" so much. Who wants to hear a joke?

She set us up.

She sings in English. That's rock music.

She turned him into a tree, Jake.

she's a beauty. Hi yah! [GRUNTS]

She's about to move 5 million dollars' worth

She's about to move 5 million dollars' worth

She's gone. Do you think

She's not. I've been tailing her for days.

Shh shh shh shh.

shifting over to him. No, I don't.

Should I become an actor? Absolutely not.

Show me the video. I'll send it to Charles,

Show us the erotica. Gentlemen,

Significantly less meaningful.

Since Diaz and Boyle are searching for Peanut Butter,

Sing the song. ♪ Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa ♪

Sir, can I get $350 in petty cash?

Sir, I can't believe your obscure knowledge

Sir, I don't want any tension

six sandwiches at once? It's more efficient.

slow for us upstairs. We're the Cyber Crimes Unit.

Smog! Smowg!

Snake eyes. Craps.

Sneaker store. I hope you die!

So bad, and I'm entertained by everything.

So good. Perhaps I should see for myself.

So how did you two meet?

So how'd your parents take it? Uhh...

so let's do that. Okay

So many inside jokes. Mm hmm.

So nice to finally meet you. I'm Victor.

So none of you took my pie.

So Parlov contacted Terry because he knows

so we won't look her up? Yes, I am. Next.

so we'd have to stop more often? It wasn't difficult.

So what are you gonna do about Parlov?

So what are you gonna do about Parlov?

So what?

So why did it take so long? Well, the EMT spent

So why would Lawson want to steal your manuscript?

So you admit you did it? Well, that was easy.

So you should go get one. Oh, and let you win?

So you think I became a cop just so I can steal your pie?

So you think I should keep writing?

So you were complimenting your own body?

So, all we need to do is get

So, he brings a brick of drugs into the shower

So, how do we break them up? Simple.

So, how was your first stint in solitary?

So, how's my case going? Have you found anything

So, I got assigned to this one rookie,

So, now I know I can trust you, huh?

So, Picante Beef, I hear you wanna be

So, tell us about the venue.

So, Terry, you decided not to throw a party

So, we can wrap it in silk,

So, were you able to cancel my cable?

So, what's up? You need another bag of hair?

So, when did you decide to propose?

So, you painted my apartment?

So, you really think this is where

so... So...

Somebody must have leaked it.

Someone's not sitting down on the job. Hey.

Something came up, so he had to remove the mask,

Sorry, I hope that wasn't too tedious for you.

Sounds good, boss. Please call me "chef."

Sounds good.

Soups? Yeah, ramen.

Speaking of "toit nups," we better get going,

Speaking of which, Parlov's laptop is in evidence.

Spreadsheet, spreadsheet. Crime, crime.

Squad, bullpen, now.

Squad, I think I'm onto something.

Squat five. (GRUNTS)

Stairwell.

Stand down, ma'am. Back off, dude!

Standing. I miss my home chair.

starts at the top. Come on, come on, come on.

Step away from Peanut Butter.

Steve was the best. Freakin' Steve.

Steve, Tommy, Becca! Becca is a man.

still calling for him? Doug!

Still too far. A little closer.

Stoic. Ah.

Stop. But that's the smartest one!

Subjective learning.

Sure, but whenever the bulls attack us

Sure, but you know what else

Sure, sure. And, you know, I sat through

Sure. Love to, absolutely.

Take my picture with it. Yeah.

Take your bullet. No, fine.

Taking this undercover mission seriously.

Taste it. Charles,

Terry gets to interject? The point is,

Terry Q. Yeah. Way to roll with it.

Terry, do you copy? I copy.

Terry, you are a great husband,

Terry. Uh... into the things.

than see you win. Okay.

Thank you for your help today. Anytime, Captain.

Thank you, all, for joining me.

Thank you, Captain. Every time

Thank you. And by the way,

Thank you. I can't believe it took

Thank you. I promise you,

Thanks again, Doug. You the man, Doug.

Thanks for coming down again.

Thanks for the soups. Here's your cell phone.

thanks to moi. Uh, yes,

Thanks, Dad. I'd like to go again.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks.

That doesn't make any sense. I guess it doesn't.

That doesn't sound like a better offer than mine.

That is amazing. Isn't it?

That is exactly right. Well done.

That is incredibly careless.

That is so true. I know.

That is weirder. Yeah, I got stuff.

That is worse. Cool. So no good options.

That is worse. Cool. So no good options.

That kid looked exactly like Parlov?

That seems fair.

That sounds really dark. Thank you.

that supplied them. Not just killed, Boyle.

That was a two dayer. Okay, well, hand me some files.

That was fast. Do you know a Valerie?

That was so much fun! [laughs]

That was you. Holt: Yes, yes, come to papa.

that you were speaking at. Amy, keep it down.

That's a drink. So, with this diet

That's a handsome man. Mm, I'd like to

That's all I need. Hey. Diaz.

That's all right. Fast forward.

That's cold. Yeah.

that's gonna be possible. Oh, I get it.

That's how I learn. I relate course material

That's it?

That's it.

That's me, Dennis. Oh, come on!

That's my brother! Oh, no.

That's my favorite part of a woman.

That's my pickup line. What are they doing?

That's not how they're reporting it.

That's okay. What?

That's our nap room. She needs to pump.

That's our straight. And again, again.

That's the signal. Go!

That's what friends are for. Well, "friends" might be

That's why my nickname's the Eagle.

That's why we're here. [laughs] Good one, stranger.

The actual suspect is Jesse Gurmwald,

the adults we become? They do.

The alarm went off before we could even talk.

The belt is in place. Whoever has it at midnight

the best she ever had. Maybe.

The best. What is happening right now?

The diamonds!

the elephant in the room. Right.

the hard questions. [elevator dings]

The Jerky Boys. They're back!

The map?

The movie "Training Day"? Yes, great observation, Tank.

The only female trader... Pass.

The restaurant tells you to. Hmm.

The room is hers. Whoa.

The soap dish. No, in the soap.

The state. Oh, fun.

The stuffing's inside it and now we have two turkeys,

The time has come... Wait.

The warden took my entire stash of soap.

The window plan is on. No, no, no, no, no!

Then file her taxes for her. Really?

Then push, man, push. Breathe.

Then stop. I don't want.

Then why did she need our $1,000?

There he is. All right.

There is still the podcast.

There is? Yes, Charles.

There it is... 8221. All right, let's go.

There you go. Ah, thank you.

There's a Boyle in every state. Texas Boyles. I'm excited.

There's a question I gotta ask you. Mm hmm.

There's a whole plane full of convicts. Nope.

There's crumbs all over your desks.

There's nobody here. Uh oh, the house is empty!

These are for you. You found my Rolls.

They did. But the good news is,

They don't work. What?

They eat seven or eight meals a day

They fell for it. Hook, line, and sphincter.

They found a knee in the fryer? Exactly. You get it.

They're just not scared of us. Right.

They're talking. Hey, Uncle Seamus.

They're too easy to trace. Seriously, no phone?

They've been downloaded 85,000 times.

This cow screaming is so loud. So loud.

This heroine is my heroin.

This is a dead end. Maybe I should call

This is actually very good because now everybody could see

This is all new to me. I know.

This is amazing. Oh, my.

This is bad. This is really, really bad.

This is good bye forever. No!

This is my room, right over here.

This is ridiculous. Is it?

This is scary.

This is the greatest day of my life.

This is your first interview. Really?

This isn't my order. What?

This might not be the right time,

This room's a little small. We had a big nap room,

Those are so much scarier. Yeah

Thought you weren't heisting. I'm not.

Three was plenty. So was zero.

Time to enter the den of bastards

Time to enter the den of bastards

Time's up.

title of your sex tape. "Oh, my God, I'm shaking."

to find Seamus Murphy. Can I help?

To get people excited,

to have a tell. Yeah, that makes sense.

To Jake and Amy. ALL: To Jake and Amy!

to play against. [LAUGHS] He is not.

to screw me? Oh, my God, Charles,

to sing at your wedding. Yeah, I don't think

To solve that problem, we would use

to winners of the past heists. That's right.

Tony got bod. Tony it is.

Too far. I'll move closer.

True. Maybe it s a cheesecake.

Ugh, "tannist." Not a real word.

Ugh, Jake.

Ugh.

Ugh. [scoffs]

Ugh. Come on!

Ugh. Come on.

Ugh. I fully support your dreams,

Ugh. Oh, typical standing elite.

Ugh. Where's Charles?

Uh can I get a gazebo?

Uh huh? How did I do it?

Uh huh. And thanks to your pal Romero,

Uh oh, dropped your phone. Now we'll never know.

Uh oh, they're getting competitive.

Uh, boi oi oi oi oing!

Uh, no, we just bumped into him in the lobby.

Uh, then how will you know which Ka'lar I'm talking about?

Uh, will he or she be able to speak?

Uh, yes. We're looking for Jean Munhroe.

Uh...

Uh... Oh, no.

Uh... Why would you do that?

Uh...actually, something super important

Uh...the kids.

Uhhh... Tony.

Um, some of us are already pursuing other routes, Amy.

Understood? Yes, sir.

Unh! Why are you so excited?

Unless it's good. No.

until you're sure you're right. [sighs]

Up is up, down is down, the Vulture still boinks!

Up, up, up! Come on! What's going on?

Very impressive. You learn that

Vivid example of what we're up against.

Wait a sec, where are you going? Got called away on business.

Wait a second, why does that sound familiar?

Wait, Jake's in prison? Yeah!

Wait, let me ask you a question.

Wait, Rosa, stop. What's going on?

Wait, what?

Wait, what's wrong? Something's wrong.

Wait, where are my eggs? In my belly.

Wait, why are there so many Ka'lars?

Wait, why are you sweating? I'm not sweating.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. Susan Susan!

Wait... So you risked everything

Wait...what?

Wake up! Rise and shine!

Walls in "White Wisp," trim in "Honeymilk."

Was it too touchy feely? Rosa, no. It was great.

Was it too touchy feely? Rosa, no. It was great.

Was that a joke? Gallows humor.

Was that a wink? You tell me.

Was that a woman's voice? It's my sister.

Was that after they cancelled "Bunheads"? Why would you bring that up?

Watch him, Bill. Check in, Boyle, check in.

Watch him, Bill. Check in, Boyle, check in.

We are? Yeah!

We arrested the wrong guy. What?

We arrived at the agreed upon time.

We both have books coming out this fall,

We buried my Nana Boyle at the family farm,

We can keep it in my office until it's time to leave.

We can't do it without you. Seriously, man?

We could take the loophole. You do love loopholes.

We don't have to do this. Ah, Detective Peralta,

we don't know anything. Well, good day then.

We failed to listen to the instructions.

We had one chance, and we blew it!

We have 24 hours to figure this out,

We have no idea.

We have one hour. Let's move.

We have to save her. We have to break them up.

We have two turkeys.

We have? Yes.

We just came in here

We just came in here

We know what's happening. You do?

We moved up a spot. Oh.

We need a new plan. There's gotta be some way

We should probably head to the airport. We have more time, if you need it.

We should tread lightly. Seamus Murphy is the head

We traded off, and each slept a few hours

We want these nups to be toit.

We were watching Charles, like you said,

We will find something, babe.

We? Oh, hey. I'm William.

We'll stay on our bellies. Thank you.

We'll talk later. Same order, though.

We're a cream family. Dude, it's fine.

We're all still terrified. Thanks, Jake.

We're bringing it to Kevin's parents' house tonight.

We're cool. And, you know,

We're getting married. We're getting married!

We're getting off track here. No, we're not, dog.

We're gonna get this place back.

We're here for you. Rosa.

We're looking for anything that might linger

We're not chefs! And you never will be.

We're still gonna make it! Yeah, we missed our flight by a lot.

We're tracking her 24/7.

We've still got time. No, we don't.

Welcome back, Linetti. Thanks, man.

Welcome back, Peralta.

Welcome back.

Well done, Peralta. Thank you.

Well, all that time in the hole kind of

Well, anyway, RFLP testing

Well, at the Jeffords' house, it's not just Thanksgiving,

Well, everyone's plans seem lovely.

Well, for the record, Jeffords...

Well, here's the situation:

Well, I don't know him,

Well, I'm pretty proud of it.

Well, I'm sure it didn't help. Yeah.

Well, I've got a great Thanksgiving planned.

Well, if that's true, then you won't mind

Well, it sounds interesting. Can I sign up?

Well, it's the story of a Gorgon warrior...

Well, let's be honest,

Well, lucky for me, I have my own camera.

Well, maybe he just likes to relax.

Well, no, no, not meth. Blizz.

Well, now we do. Boyle?

Well, perhaps you could ask her to put in

Well, Rosa, I read an article in a medical journal

Well, she runs marathons

Well, sounds like it was a very successful operation.

Well, that was a lovely series of toasts,

Well, that's not how I would define myself.

Well, then get on the damned phone

Well, there is one more option,

Well, these aren't pie crumbs.

Well, we don't want anybody getting suspicious, huh?

Well, we should probably go online

Well, what happened to Becky? Who?

Well, whatever it is... Cummerbund.

Well, you look great. And not once,

Well... Uh...

What are you doing, Boyle? Just brushing my hair.

What are you doing, sir? Working the case.

what are you doing? Life hack.

What are you implying? Let me see your phone.

What are you talking about? "Hit me." That is blackjack.

What did I do that was so wrong?

What do you have in the pastry box, sir? Brownies?

What do you mean, "roadblock"?

What do you mean? A horse is a perfect partner.

What do you want me to do with the rest?

What do you want, Peralta? Stop everything.

What do you want? I want you to give

What do you want? To apologize.

What do you want? To find you love.

What else? Oh, you're never gonna

What happened, Captain? [scoffs]

what is going on with you? It's chef.

What is going on, man? This isn't my fault.

What is going on? Captain Holt sent me

What is it, honey? Uhh, Jake, you take it.

What just happened? Looks like Scully collapsed.

What other options do we have?

What the hell are these? I found them

What the...?

What venue? We're great people.

What was that? He broke the bottle.

What was that? I don't know.

What, like every day? It happened twice.

What?

What?

What? Do I look like Jake to you?

What? Full house wins.

What? Hello, Miss Sumter.

What? Hm?

What? I broke down

What? I never realized I could

What? I set up an electric eye yesterday,

What? I'm Teri.

What? Look, prison is awful.

What? Oh, my God.

What? Relax, Terry, chill out.

What? Seamus Murphy, the gangster.

What? That's the name of the driver in the movie.

What? That's what my dad and I called

What? There's no cummerbund?

What? You haven't dated anyone

What? Is that a thing? Yeah.

What? No, I don't.

What? No.

What? No. Someone stole my manuscript,

What? No. They'll kill me.

What? That's not what happened.

What? They slept with my wife?

What? What is it? Nakatomi Plaza.

What? Why?

What? You did? Why were you looking?

What's going on here?

What's going on here? We found the diamonds

What's going on in your life? Honestly,

What's going on?

What's going on? Family game night!

What's going on? What's going on is

What's going on? What's happening?

What's happening? I can't see!

What's that now? One more time?

What's the sexiest name? Valerie.

What's up, Peralta. Ha!

What's up? I'm busy, bitch.

Whatever they need. You know, it's tradition

Whatever you need. [LAUGHS]

Whatever you need. Rosa.

Whatever. Have a fun night.

When we all were together... Ah.

Whenever you're ready. Hey, let me get dinner.

Where are you coming from? Why do you care?

Where is Kevin? Don't worry, he's safe.

Where we going? Atlantic City.

Where were you with that guard?

Where'd this come from? It's my money.

Who am I kidding? Terry needs a hug!

Who are you? Dennis Kole, ESU.

Who calls it that? Everyone. That's what they're called.

who everyone else has. That's not possible.

Who wants more wine?

Who wants some alcohol?

Whoa, all this is for me? Yep.

Whoa, impressive. Are you kidding me?

Whoa, look at this place!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?

Whoo! All: ♪ I want it that way ♪

Whoo! I owe you an apology.

Why are you not punching it? I'm not comfortable

Why are you saying my first name?

Why can't there be some magic potion

Why did you wake me up?!

Why didn't you just tell me the truth?

Why do we even have police horses anymore?

Why do you look like that? I'm so nervous.

Why do you say he's lying? That's all negotiating is.

Why do you think these guys are in it together?

Why do you think, meat farts?

Why do you want him to lose his job?

Why is Boyle dressed as me? Shh!

Why so teeny? I'm not teeny.

Why you being so weird. Oh, I don't know.

Why? Internet, cellular signals.

Why? Sergeant,

Why? Because they asked what was in the dip

Why's that, Terry? 'Cause he's a dick.

will be declared the..

Will do. Oh, here's Romero.

will not come off. Gross.

Will you be my BM? Yes! Yes, a million times, yes!

with me to talk to him? Um, yes, of course.

With one working bathroom! Ladies gotta wait!

With sugar on top? More.

Woodworker. Look, if you really wanna

Worst date I've ever been on. Oh, no, that sucks.

Worst of luck to you. Don't worry, Terry.

Worth it. Hey, I think

Would you excuse us for one moment?

Wow, guess all it took was the ramen tip.

Wow, Mom, what a delightful dinner.

Wow, that good, huh?

Wow, your job sounds very intense.

Wow. Really mature. You're just saying that

Wow. Wow.

Write something good. Write something good

Wrong Ka'lar...

Yay!

Yeah, a tree that became

Yeah, about that...

Yeah, and I meant it all.

Yeah, but ever since Jake and I saved his life,

Yeah, but I did it for love.

Yeah, but that's bottom of the barrel stuff.

Yeah, but you had a tone. Just admit it.

Yeah, but you worked on it,

Yeah, but, I mean, you made me do that.

Yeah, but...

Yeah, for a human angel, girl could throw down.

Yeah, good call. Let's go after him.

Yeah, he put a little hat on it.

Yeah, how's she doing? None of your business.

Yeah, I got it right here.

Yeah, I had to liquidate my Bitcoins.

Yeah, I know who you are. Every cop in the city does.

Yeah, I know, I'm spoiling myself,

Yeah, I'm in protective custody

Yeah, I'm my own worst enemy. Look, no one gave me the idea.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it really is. Okay, snitch time.

Yeah, it wasn't Tank. It was me.

Yeah, maybe, but he does

Yeah, mistimed that one. No, you're the best.

Yeah, Rosa, damn. Good, finally.

Yeah, that doesn't bother me.

Yeah, that was never in doubt.

Yeah, that's meth. We just call it Blizz

Yeah, there was so much. They might have to move.

Yeah, well, he just moved to Manhattan...

Yeah, you know how tired she gets when she drinks.

Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, Jeff ordered me

Yeah. No.

Yeah. Oh, Charles!

Yeah. So, what's up

Yeah. Watch this.

Yeah. Well, we wish you luck.

Yeah. What?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on!

Yeah. Yes, I do!

Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. Her name's Tiffany. Are you lying about her name

Yeah. I got nothing to hide.

Yeah. I live alone. Well, you're gonna need

Yeah. I look back at my old cases

Yep, Dad, your gown's riding up.

Yep, Parlov did it. Very much so.

Yep, should've explained it first.

Yes, and for me, with canvas,

Yes, and we're gonna get the mansion back!

Yes, and you should too, you know? Get on my level.

Yes, Blizz! That's why I'm here.

Yes, but I have some unfortunate news about our pie.

Yes, but the main reason is to save a wonderful person

Yes, but there was a different issue.

Yes, golf. Anyone hit the links lately?

Yes, he's been giving Terry presents since last year.

Yes, I did, and I regret it. Come on in.

Yes, I wasn't entirely sure

Yes, it's...

Yes, Rosa, it's Ka'lar.

Yes, taught by Dr. Ronald Yee.

Yes, you were right. Good.

Yes, you're welcome, Boyle.

Yes! No, he won; not you.

Yes! What?

Yes! And I am Snape.

Yes! And I'm Hermione.

Yes? Captain.

Yes.

Yes. And are those

Yes. Okay, good, right, go on.

Yes. Plus a popcorn guy.

Yes. Plus barbecue.

Yes. You see, Amy?

Yes. And as a distant,

Yes. Mrs. Peralta,

Yes...please.

You all bragged about your Thanksgiving plans.

You all looked so intense when I got here.

You are a great hostage. Oh, thanks, Judy.

You are so strong. Ah, got it!

you can change for good. Nah, too much work.

You can go a long way on muscle memory alone.

You can't smoke anymore,

You could have cost him his life. What life, Raymond?

You did find my birth mother. Nope.

You dipsticked my bike? That's not all I dipsticked.

You do? Yes.

You don't have to keep selling me. Sorry, the script we're given

You done? Mm hmm.

You done? Yeah.

You feeling okay, friend? No, it was number two,

You figured it out. Well, I had a gut feeling,

You found my birth mother? What? No.

You get it. Totally.

You got it. Yeah, I thought so, okay

You got played so hard. You cuck.

You guys are so lucky to all work together.

You guys didn't hear that, did you? I'm still hearing it.

You guys got a million dollars together

You guys got it all wrong.

You guys okay up here? Yes! See?

You hate them for sleeping with your wife.

You have a sister? Half sister.

You have something on Hawkins?

You have two options.

You haven't seen "The Post," have you?

You just did. Touché.

You just keep that tab open on your phone all the time?

You just killed Kevin. Raymond...

You just said it was nothing. Brutal for me, Gina.

You knew about... About you playing? The server?

You know it, baby. [sighs dreamily]

You know they get slaughtered.

You know what? My books say something, okay?

You know, I think we probably all had

You know, I've always wanted to write a book myself,

You know, this seems like a conversation

You know, travel should be like jazz. Nuh uh.

You know, you don't work here.

You literally just said he's the worst.

You mean cargo planes? Yes, thank you.

You monster. He pooped in the Reflecting Pool.

You naturally dress like the female bounty hunter

You promise? From the bottom of my heart.

You really shouldn't eat those, Peralta. Don't tell me what to do, saboteur.

You see, Rosa, "The BeastWorm Chronicles"

You see, Rosa, "The BeastWorm Chronicles"

You seem nervous. Why? Uhh...

You seem pretty calm for somebody

You seem pretty committed to this plan,

You should get going.

You should suspend me. What?

You should've seen Jamie Lynn.

You solved a crime? What?

You spit in a guard's face. That's five days in the hole.

You think I don't know

You want it? Absolutely.

You want somebody to lure a kid to a park

You wanted to talk to me? Keep those hands in the air.

You were right.

You woke up happy for once.

You won! Won again.

You won. I won.

You wouldn't understand. It's from work.

You're a psychopath. You can protect us in there,

You're all so damn smug. Yeah, you guys may be champs,

you're buying me dinner. Oh, well, you really

You're damn right I did. It's visiting day.

You're getting out. Come with me.

You're going in the hole. Oh, I'm going in the hole?

You're going to that interview. It's too late, Peralta.

You're gonna "My Bare Lady" me. "My Bare Lady"?

You're gonna be real busy. Oh.

You're gonna cut off your own arm? Is that how it ends?

You're gonna die in here, cop.

You're gonna do it nicely and respectfully,

You're looking swole. Is today leg day?

You're lying.

You're not getting the permit. Right.

You're not gonna get away with this.

You're right. You're right.

You're strung strongly. No, not anymore.

You're welcome. All right, come with me.

your co worker Amy. Jake and Amy are friends.

Your husband didn't really call.

Your kids need help wiping their butts, Sarge.

Your squad busted Melanie Hawkins.

Your tip was garbage. We busted Romero's delivery.

Your turn, mija. Right.

Your words not mine.

Yup, that fixes prison

Yup, worse. All right, here are my options:

Yup, you've done a ton of Blizz.

'Cause I knew if I did, I would stab you in the face.

'cause I was thinking about that a lot up in the jail.

'cause I'm a cool guy with cool interests,

'cause I'm a cool guy with cool interests,

'cause I'm about to put on a crime solving clinic.

'Cause I'm back, baby!

'cause meth has a bit of an image problem.

'cause there's gonna be a doinkload of sodium

'cause this boy's comin' home."

'Cause this is not a phase.

'cause we're about to stare down the devil.

'cause you know I loves my mom.

'Cause you know I never liked him.

'Cause you were sad all the time.

"Amy Santiago, will you marry me?"

"Apache's" a long shot at best.

"Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture."

"Bran Stark?" Pass.

"Captain Corelli's Mandolin"?

"collateral friendships."

"Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs."

"Con Air".

"Detective Peralta: A God in Shackles."

"Diamond emoji in locker 805.

"Die Hard 6" on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant,

"Diversity in Fantasy Writing."

"Don't worry about dinner. See you at game night."

"Finding Bigfoot" is starting.

"Ghost Rider", and "Ghost Rider 2."

"Handmaid's Tale." This is Amy.

"Hero Cop Saves Helpless Buffoon."

"I'm so confused... I don't know what's happening right now,"

"If you fail the evaluation, you will be suspended"?

"Kiss From a Rose" really exploits my range.

"Maxim" Hot 100 honoree Jasmine Sanders.

"or we leak it online.

"Pay us $500,000 in the next 24 hours

"Prison real bad."

"puts us all to shame.

"Street closure request

"that one who fell through the sidewalk hole."

"The Godfather."

"The One Thing" truck is ready to serve.

"The Shadowbringer Saga." It's garbage.

"The Skyfire Cycle" makes "The Shadowbringer Saga"

"The Zenith Fund."

"Those two birds are having sex!"

"Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree,

"Welcome to the party, pal." Take my picture with it!

"Whatever happened to 'Girls Gone Wild'?"

"Where do you get your ideas?"

(ALL LAUGH)

(BOTH GRUNTING AND STRAINING)

(BOTH GRUNTING AND STRAINING)

(BOTH LAUGH)

(CRASHES)

(DEEP SIGH)

(DOOR CREAKS)

(GASPS)

(GROANS)

(HIGH PITCHED) Yeah!

(IN JAPANESE) Chiaki...

(KNIFE CLATTERS)

(KNOCKING)

(KNOCKING) Charles!

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LOUD CLANG)

(MACHINE BEEPING)

(MELLOW MUSIC)

(PHONE BUZZING)

(SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY)

(SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY)

(SIGHING) Okay. So,

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) I didn't do anything.

(SIGHS) What do you want?

(SMOOCHES)

(SNIFFS)

(SOBBING)

(STAMMERS) Women be sane!

(WAILING HYSTERICALLY)

[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]

[ALARM SILENCES]

[all boo]

[ALL CHEER]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[ALL CHEERING]

[ALL CLAPPING]

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

[ALL GROAN]

[all laughing]

[all scream]

[applause and bell ringing]

[applause]

[as Mufasa] Scar, Sarabi and I didn't see you

[as Scar] Oh, Mufasa, did I miss it?

[BEASTIE BOYS' "NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN" PLAYING]

[BEASTIE BOYS' "NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN" PLAYING]

[BELL DINGS]

[BOTH CHUCKLE GLEEFULLY]

[both chuckle] French grey.

[both groan] [cell phone twangs]

[both groaning] Oh, boy.

[BOTH GRUNT]

[both grunt]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[both grunting]

[BOTH SCREAM] Now get a move on.

[both screaming] Guards, guards!

[both shouting, grunting]

[buzzer sounding]

[buzzer sounds]

[buzzer sounds]

[buzzer sounds] There's an incident

[camera clicks] Thank you very much, David.

[car door closes]

[cars honking]

[CAT MEOWS]

[CATS YOWLING]

[cell phone twangs]

[cell phone twangs]

[cell phone vibrates] Oh, I am so sorry.

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause] Rum from Cuba!

[cheers and applause] Wow!

[chimes glass] I'd like to say a few words.

[choking, gagging]

[chuckles, clears throat]

[chuckles]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] I don't know what that is.

[chuckles] Nice job.

[CHUCKLES] No. Captain Holt said

[chuckles] Raymond...

[chuckles] That's funny.

[CHUCKLES] Well, good luck figuring it out,

[chuckles] What makes you think that?

[chuckles] Yes.

[CLATTERING]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[clears throat] All right, she's 19,

[CLEARS THROAT] Nobody use the horn.

[click]

[COW MOOING AGGRESSIVELY]

[COWS MOANING]

[crack]

[crickets chirping]

[DOG BARKS]

[door opens, closes]

[DOOR OPENS]

[door slams shut]

[door slams, Jake yelps]

[dramatic music]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

[exciting music]

[exciting music]

[EXCITING MUSIC]

[exciting music]

[EXCITING MUSIC]

[exciting music]

[EXCITING MUSIC]

[exhales deeply] Cramp over.

[exhales sharply]

[exhales sharply] This is a nightmare.

[EXHALES]

[EXHALES]

[EXPLOSION, GLASS SHATTERING]

[fabric ripping] Gobble

[funky music]

[funky music]

[funky music]

[funky music]

[funky music]

[GASPING]

[gasps] [chokes]

[GASPS] An alliance

[GASPS] Florence Tinj.

[gasps] In my tangle?

[gasps] Oh, my God.

[gasps] The diamonds.

[GASPS] There's a typo in this crossword puzzle

[gasps] You told us they got sick.

[GENTLE MUSIC]

[giggling]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[glass shatters]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groans]

[GROANS] All right, fine,

[GROANS] All right, fine, I'm in.

[groans] I haven't in years.

[GROANS] We're not getting any reception in here.

[growls playfully]

[grunting, shouting] Oh, my God, that's all it took?

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[GRUNTS] I'm on fire!

[grunts] Oh, my God, he stabbed me, Jake!

[grunts] Oops.

[horse neighs]

[horse whinnies]

[horse whinnying]

[IMITATES HORN BLARING]

[imitates record scratching]

[in southern accent] Do y'all have an ATM?

[inhales deeply]

[INHALING SHARPLY, HUFFING]

[IRISH ACCENT] Top of the mornin' to you.

[KATRINA & THE WAVES' "WALKING ON SUNSHINE" PLAYING]

[KEYS CLACKING]

[KEYS CLACKING]

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

[KNOCKS]

[laughing nervously]

[laughing] Mm?

[LAUGHING] Oh!

[laughs]

[LAUGHS]

[laughs] So, it sounds

[laughs] Here's the deposit.

[LAUGHS] I did it.

[LAUGHS] Victory dance, whoo!

[LAUGHS] We all gon' drown.

[laughs] What up, man?

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] Fourth favorite?

[LIGHT MUSIC]

[lighter clicks]

[loud banging] Oh, oh!

[mashed potatoes plop] Whoa, lost a booby.

[mechanical noises]

[mechanical noises]

[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]

[metal clatters]

[metal guitar riff]

[MIMICS GUNFIRE]

[mouthing]

[mouths word]

[MUFFLED AND HIGH PITCHED] Hello.

[muffled screaming]

[muffled screaming]

[MUMBLES] I love her.

[MUNCHING]

[normally] Oh, my God!

[NWA's "Express Yourself"]

[object thuds]

[paper crinkling] Now we're drinking this.

[percussive music]

[phone beeps]

[phone buzzes]

[phone buzzes]

[phone line beeps]

[phone ringing]

[phone vibrating]

[phones ringing, staff chatting indistinctly]

[purposeful tune]

[quirky music]

[receiver slams] Okay.

[ROBOTIC INFLECTION] Bovine. Transport. Unit.

[rock music]

[ROCK MUSIC]

[ROCK MUSIC]

[rock music]

[sarcastically] Ah, oh, no, no! Don't tase me, man!

[SCOFFS]

[scoffs]

[SCOFFS] Damn it.

[SCOFFS] Idiot.

[SCOFFS] You wish.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming] Hel...

[screaming] Peanut Butter!

[screams] You stood too close

[screeches]

[shouting, grunting]

[shouts] He threw the shiv.

[sighs happily] I can't believe I'm hearing your voice.

[SIGHS]

[sighs]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS] And I'm just one of the tramps.

[sighs] Hey there, Captain Holt.

[sighs] Judy.

[sighs] Now he gets to dance with DJ tWitch!

[sirens wailing]

[slo mo] Plain scone. Plain scone.

[slo mo] Shouldn't've...

[smacks lips]

[snaps]

[snaps] You. Kevin.

[SNICKERS]

[SOFT FUNKY MUSIC]

[SOFT FUNKY MUSIC]

[soft music playing]

[softly] There was a pooper.

[squawks] It freaks out.

[squeaking]

[squeaking]

[squeals playfully]

[stammers] It's a lot better than yours.

[strains] Come on, you idiot!

[struggling] The Eagle

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[text tone]

[text tone]

[text tone]

[text tone]

[text tone]

[text tone]

[text tones]

[THUDS]

[thwacking, grunting]

[thwacking, screaming]

[tires screech]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[together] It's a pie. It is a pie

[triumphant music]

[TV CLICKS]

[upbeat music]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[upbeat music]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat whistling music]

[voice strains] as a blonde?

[Western guitar chords]

[whimpering]

[whispering] Okay, here's the plan.

[whispering] Okay, here's the plan.

[WHISPERS] Oh, yeah.

[whispers] Sir!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[YELLS] Why?

[zap] Oh!

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* Because he said it gets Oh!

* Being wrong never felt so right *

* Blame it on Ice Cube

* But my technique is very necessary *

* But who's on the case

* Droppin' flavor my behavior is hereditary *

* Express yourself * I'm expressing

* Got your mask on, mask on

* In correctional facilities

* It's plain to see

* Mask, mask on

* Represent, yeah, gotta represent *

* Terry is Gomez, I'm Cousin It *

* The Addams Family

* The beasts have gone away

* The beasts have gone away

* Well, they stole their own books *

* With my full capabilities and now I'm living *

* With the Addams Family staying up all night *

* You are Wednesday, let's do this *

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