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Home > The Big Bang Theory -...
A choo choo train?
Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second
Actually, I was less the chatter than the chattee
And we all thank you
But when he came back to the apartment, he was doing a dance...
Can it wait? I need to talk to you.
Can you please come get him?
Did you say, "Call Helen Boxleitner"?
Good night.
He's kind of a nerd
I also have an idea for a bulk, mail order feminine hygiene company
I can practically smell the lotus blossoms woven into your ebony hair.
I didn't say you were. I just said she was cute.
I obviously didn't make my point with those people.
I read it in Journal of American Neuroscience.
I see.
I'd like to point out, I voted for orangutan...
I'm getting rid of all of it.
I'm not sure that I do. Um....
I'm sorry.
I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
If I remember, Kirk will steal a cloaking device from the Romulans..
Is she happy because I'm seeing someone or because she thinks I'm happy?
Leonard, I don't think I can do this
No problem. Turning it down.
No, it's:
Now it's just going, "Aaaah."
Oh, hi
Oh, no, he didn't.
Okay, here's the deal.
Sheldon, he's got Raj. Use your sleep spell.
Someone in Sichuan Province, China...
Sounds yummy
Thank you
Thank you, I apprec
That's the story of Penny
The score now stands, AA, 1150, PMS, 1175.
The success or failure of our deceitful enterprise turns on details.
Then call your own mother.
Then why did I have to crawl?
There's nothing going on between Penny and me
They said eight slots plus removable lD.
This drink is an example of how liquids with different specific gravities...
We kiss. It's a little tentative at first
We might as well stop, it's a stalemate.
We need a hot 1 5 year old Asian girl with a thing for smart guys.
Well, first of all, your lie was laughably transparent...
What else would I drink? Gases? Solids? Ionized plasma?
Yeah, see? That's what kids should have
You can see the matrix, can't you?
You don't wanna go to the emergency room?
You donate eggs. We will place them in cryogenic storage.
AA? And, of course, the answer is technetium.
All right, the winner of the match is Hang on.
Are there any questions? Yeah.
Back off, Sheldon. What?
Great, be right back. Where are you going? Put them on.
No, we're not. No, we're not. I'm sorry
No. Then don't ask me how I'm feeling.
Seen it. No.
Thank you. Thank you.
Well, no. I smell robot.
You two have to back off. Why should I back off? You back off.
...and it is a party, so...
...because of your initial and inadequate deceit.
...but I'd like to get on my question now.
...don't order tangerine chicken. I am at your birthday party
...I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver
...where society had splintered into two factions:
...which clearly appears to be a previously unknown state of matter
...would you still wail at it?