I Love Lucy (1951) - Season 1 Edit

A babalu

A boy and a dog?

A dancer feller?

A lovely night for lovers

A man can wear.

A nice, pleasant evening at home.

A pretty girl in your act to demonstrate

A ver dejara breca del rio

A way to get rid of Lucy.

About shows like Burns and Allen.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

After all, it's your anniversary.

Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah...

Ah, ah, ah, ah...

Ah, thanks, Señor Ricardo, muchas gracias.

Ah, well, I give up.

Ah... Ay!

All I want you to do is just clean the house...

All right, all right, all right, all right!

All right, all right, fellows.

All right, all right, I'll smooch.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, come on, Buffo.

All right, everybody ready?

All right, everybody wants to go to the fights

All right, give me seventh in the books.

All right, give me the clown music, fellows.

All right, honey.

All right, I guess we'll have to go

All right, I'll get up.

All right, Jerry.

All right, Jerry.

All right, Pepe, take it easy now.

All right, Ricky.

All right, wait, wait, wait a minute.

All right, you asked for it.

All right?

All right?

All right? All right.

All right? Right.

All right? Right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Start my music!

All you got to do is give us a tune,

All you got to do is just come down with me to Havana.

All you got to do is just give us a tune Right.

All you need is a little rest.

Am I?

Am I?

An eye full of splendor and you can depend upon me

And be the mama for your children.

And be the mama for your children.

And carry them in.

And celebrate the Mertz's anniversary.

And cook for you

And cook for you

And dance.

And dance.

And go to the Copacabana and keep an eye on them.

And hand me my slippers

And have more champagne

And he wants to go to the fights.

And he'll be riding up and down the boulevard.

And I bet you know a million gals.

And I hope you have

And I know my business

And I mind my business

And I need dinero

And I vowed that at least once before I died

And I won't have her in my hair during rehearsals.

And I'll go with him.

And I'll take it right back to him.

And I've been looking for somebody who can play it. Oh...

And I've been looking for someone who can play it.

And if he doesn't show up by then,

And if they like it, they'll put it on television. That's all.

And if you can play it...

And if you can play it...

And if you happen to be in the mood for listening,

And if you want to see him,

And it's after 10:00.

And Jerry will tell me as soon as he knows.

And lie down for a while.

And Lucy as the famous, uh...

And Lucy said it was part of

And nightclubs where Ricky works,

And order a couple of dancing bears.

And Ricky said I could come over here

And Sam Zabaglione.

And she knows every man in town.

And she wants to go to a nightclub.

And she's married to Ricky.

And start working with a band

And start working with the band?

And tell jokes.

And tell jokes.

And that's final.

And that's when you wear a tuxedo.

And the matches, too?

And then he can do that cello bit.

And then take in the fights.

And then they'll dance and have more champagne

And there won't be any women around

And they call him "The Cuban Cabbie."

And they couldn't get mad at us

And they'll have some champagne

And they're both tall, dark and handsome and young.

And this one is yours, Ma.

And we both got killed today.

And we both got killed today.

And we got to take them down to the attorney's.

And we have to change our plans.

And we owe it to ourselves.

And we'll all go out

And we'll get steaks this thick

And we'll have big slices

And what do you mean by that, pray tell?

And who knows what will happen.

And you got to take it down to the attorneys today.

And you got yourself a job. Right.

And you got yourself a job. Right.

And you second the motion.

Andante, moderato, por arriba?

Any time you're ready, Professor,

Any tune. Any tune.

Anytime you're ready, professor, we'll go with you.

Are they getting ready for that television audition?

Are they getting ready for that TV audition?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you kidding?

Arriba con la conga

Arriba con la conga...

As a beautiful show girl.

As a beautiful showgirl.

As a famous orchestra leader and singer

As a matter of fact,

As soon as they come into the living room

As soon as we get back in there, we'll give them

As we go riding in the dark

As what?

As what?

At Ricky's apartment at 8:00.

Aw, come on, now, honey.

Aw, isn't he cute?

Aw, Ricky, the attorney's way downtown.

Awwww!

Ay ay ay!

Ay ay ay!

Ay yi yi yi yi, here we go again.

Ay yi yi yi yi.

Ay, ay, ay

Ay, ay, ay

Ay, ay, ay

Ay, ay, ay ay, ay, ay

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!

Ay, ay, ay...

Ay, colomitos lejano

Ay...!

Aydame un poquito.

Aye, aye, ya, aye

Aye, aye, ya, aye

Aye, yay, yay.

Babalu aye

Babalu aye

Babalu aye...

Babalu aye...

Baby sitting with his grandson.

Be you they?

Because he's really quite a character.

Because I can sing.

Because I can sing.

Because they're there with other fellows.

Because two gorgeous ladies entered the room.

Because you don't have a pretty girl in your act, that's why.

Before they know what hit them.

Boy, what is this?

Bring it out here!

Bring it out here.

Bring it out here.

Bring me my slippers when I come home at night,

Brother, will Monday be a night!

Buffo, are you badly hurt?

Buffo, aren't you ready yet?

Buffo, you scared me to death.

Buffo!

Burned it!

But an emergency just came up

But don't forget you can catch more flies

But ever since we said "I do"

But he works in one.

But I am afraid that we're going to close...

But I haven't got any use for a cellist.

But I haven't got any use for a cellist.

But it's a longer trip around Ethel.

But let's face it.

But the dates will be Ethel and me.

But we'll have to conclude the show because...

But who?

By a gorgeous redhead?

By being with other girls

By gosh, it is Ethel.

Call up some of my old boyfriends.

Call us again, Lucy.

Can I come and hear the rehearsal tonight?

Can you get that clown act

Can't they wait?

Can't you carry a glass of water by yourself?

Canta y no llores

Canta y no llores

Canta!

Cielito lindo, junto a la boca

Come back here!

Come back here.

Come here.

Come on downstairs to my apartment, Rick.

Come on, Fred.

Come on, kiss me.

Come on, kiss me.

Come on, let's go! All right.

Come on, let's neck.

Come over here, please. Professor,

Come over here, will you, please?

Come right over here.

Coming, master.

Como no, mucho gusto.

Con orquesta.

Cook for me and be the mama for my children.

Cook for me, and be the mama for my children.

Couldn't you guess how it's going to come out?

Da da da da...

Da da, da da da da

Da, da, da, da, da, da

Darling, why don't you sit down here.

Date, Ethel with a date?

Dates!

Dates!

Demonstrated by a gorgeous redhead?

Did you call up Howard Thompson?

Did you find out when you're going to do your TV audition?

Did you notice that she knew

Do something, Ricky!

Do you know where I'd find Risky Riscardo?

Do you pl...? Do you play that instrument?

Do you play it?

Do you play it?

Do you play that instrument?

Do you play that thin?

Do you suppose they really can get dates?

Do you want to go to the fights, or don't you?

Do you want to ride

Do you want to ride

Do you want to ride?

Do you want to ride?

Does he know anything yet?

Does he know when the TV audition is?

Don Pepe, that's wonderful.

Don't give up so easily.

Don't go, Ricky, don't go.

Don't go, Ricky. Don't go!

Don't worry about tonight.

Don't you want to know

Down to the attorney's today.

Drum roll.

Eh, we'll do "Cabbie," eh?

Eh?

Eh? How's that?

Eh?... oh.

Eh?... oh.

En que la lluvia deja el aroma

Esa luna que tienes

Ethel and I are going dancing at the Copa.

Ethel wants a divorce.

Ethel, do one thing that I ask, will you, please?

Ethel, don't you think you're overdoing it a little?

Ethel?

Ever since I got home.

Ever since I got home.

Every night.

Everybody be calm!

Everybody knows him down there.

Everybody knows that you have to have

Everybody on the downbeat.

Everybody wants to go to the nightclub

Everybody, sing, sing!

Everything's fine.

Exactly where the cigarettes were

Feels pretty good.

Fellows, what's the use of having a rehearsal

Final.

Fine, fine, but I don't want Lucy to hear.

First of all, I'll have to see your credentials.

First of all, I'll have to see your credentials.

Flowers against a background of...

For goodness' sakes, don't tell Lucy, will you?

For goodness' sakes, Lucy

For goodness' sakes, Lucy,

For just as long as you desire

For just as long as you desire, Señorita

For Little Boy Blue and Peter Cottontail.

For Monday night.

For them, that's hilarious.

Forget the mañana and come to Havana with me

Fred was going to take me to a nightclub

Gee, I was only trying to help you, honest.

Gee, it was going to be the Copacabana.

Gee, what's Ricky going to do if you're not there?

Gee!

George Anderson.

George Burns uses his wife on the show.

Get it signed because on account of you

Giddyap there, Pinto.

Ginny Jones, she works at the Starlight Roof

Ginny said that they were just knockouts.

Ginny, I want you to get them dates

Give me the hat.

Give us a tune.

Go "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Go ahead and laugh.

Go ahead with my music.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Go answer the door.

Go answer the door.

Go to it. Right.

Go to it. Right.

Go with him, would you, fellows?

Good bye.

Good.

Good. What is it?

Good. Yeah. Bye bye.

Gorgeous willowy figures.

Gracias to you, too.

Gracias to you, too.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Gracias. Gracias.

Grandson!

Gravy.

Gua da la ja ra!

Guadalajara

Guadalajara, Guadalajara

Guadalajara, Guadalajara

Guadalajara, Guadalajara...

H H... How do you, how do you do?

Hand me my pipe when I come home at night,

Happy anniversary, Ethel.

Have to go all the way down there?

Have you had any experience?

Have you had any experience?

Have you seen a fellow named "Risky Riscardo"?

Have you seen a fellow named Risky Riskerdoe?

Have you seen a fellow named Risky Riskerdoe?

Have you...? Hah!

Haven't already looked.

Haven't you got your costume on yet?

Hay colomitos inolvidables

He brought my will.

He brought your will along, too.

He brought your will along, too.

He drives the only horse and buggy left in Havana.

He isn't marked off.

He looks like he got in later than I did.

He ought to lie down for a little while.

He says a taxi cab and a Havana moon don't go well together.

He wants you and Lucy to sign it,

He wants you and Lucy to... hey, what am I whispering for?

He was an interesting older man.

He, uh, he doesn't believe in taxi cabs.

He, uh, he drives a horse and buggy in Havana.

He's been talking about that for months.

He's got a rehearsal in the morning.

He's right, that's it.

Hello, Ginny, Ginny, this is Lucy Ricardo.

Hello, hello, is this Sam Zabaglione's house?

Hello, Jerry.

Hello, there!

Help him along there.

Help me find my ear.

Here we go again.

Here you are, sonny.

Here you are. Take good care of the professor's cello now, all right?

Here, did, did, did, did Pepito show up yet?

Here, you missed something on this one.

Here.

Hey, buffo!

Hey, Don Carmen,

Hey, I'll tell you what I'll do.

Hey, I'm going to like you.

Hey, just a minute!

Hey, professor! Professor!

Hey, Rick, are you doing anything Monday night?

Hey, Rick, have I got news for you!

Hey, wait a minute, Jerry.

Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Hey, wait!

Hey!

Hey...

Hey... hey, now, take it easy!

His office is way downtown.

Hiya, baby.

Hmm, Butterfield 89970.

Honey, you know how I feel about this.

How about "Guadalajara"?

How about a cigarette?

How about it?

How about it?

How am I going to get rid of her for the day?

How can four people use so many dishes?

How could you take them down tomorrow?

How could you take them down tomorrow?

How do you figure?

How do you know?

How is it?

How you figure?

How's that?

How's that?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Hup! Eh!

Hurry up, honey.

I am?

I am?

I am?! Yeah, you'd better lie down and rest.

I asked you first.

I baked your favorite pie.

I baked your favorite pie.

I bet you could have got a fortune for that book.

I bet you Fred.

I burned it.

I did not.

I do not.

I don't care.

I don't have to spell it.

I don't know, Fred.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like the atmosphere up here.

I don't think so. It's my night off, why?

I don't want my wife in show business.

I don't want my wife in show business.

I don't want to talk...

I feel fine.

I feel fine.

I forgot to tell you.

I go home.

I got a wonderful idea to get even with them.

I got hurt at rehearsal this afternoon,

I got to go to the club.

I got to take it all the way back downtown.

I guess we can take a hint.

I had a pack here a minute ago.

I hadn't been in this country very long

I have a brand new instrument. Yeah?

I have a surprise for you.

I have an appointment

I have to rehearse in the morning.

I haven't gone yet.

I haven't gone yet.

I hope one of you knows how to lead.

I hurt myself at rehearsal.

I just want you to clean the house...

I keep thinking

I knew that.

I know just who our dates will be,

I know where they are, sonny, I'll get 'em for you.

I know you, Ricky Ricardo.

I know, the democratic way!

I know. What?

I need, I need to do it for Ricky.

I never dreamed they'd offer me a contract.

I never dreamed they'd offer me a contract.

I never felt better in my whole life.

I never felt better in my whole life.

I opened it by mistake.

I pass.

I prefer to think of it as a grim reminder.

I said sit down!

I said, "Do you play that thin'?"

I say you're missing a good bet.

I say, do you play that thin?

I say, you're missing a good bet.

I sure didn't know you had it in you, boy!

I swear we were only getting dates

I tell you what!

I tell you, I'll see you later, huh?

I think I can do it.

I want a wife who is just a wife.

I want a wife who's just a wife.

I want to be in the band.

I want to be in the band.

I want to see if it's all right.

I want you to build up these beautiful, blind dates

I want you to have it.

I was just teasing you, honey.

I wish you could figure

I won't be a success on television?

I won't discuss it.

I won't discuss it.

I wonder what they'll be like.

I wonder whatever happened to my type.

I wonder why they wanted

I would like to get a glass of water.

I, I, I'll be all right.

I, I'll just have to close the show.

I... have a surprise for you.

I'd better get the bicycle.

I'd better go home.

I'd like to go over to Charlie's steak house

I'd like you to join me in commemoration

I'd love it.

I'd love it.

I'd love to.

I'll be okay.

I'll bet if Ziegfeld or Earl Carroll had seen me,

I'll bet if Ziegfeld or Earl Carroll had seen me,

I'll call Ginny Jones.

I'll do one more number,

I'll get along.

I'll get my address book,

I'll get them.

I'll get your breakfast.

I'll get your toast for you.

I'll have her take these things down to the attorney.

I'll have Lucy take it down to the attorneys.

I'll help you out, sure.

I'll help you with it, sure.

I'll mind that.

I'll sing Spanish love songs to the strains of my guitar

I'll sing.

I'll start at the A's.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll tell you what we'll do.

I'll tell you what, though.

I'll tell you why I called.

I'm coming with you!

I'm coming!

I'm getting out of here.

I'm glad you thought of her.

I'm going to have that little man right over there

I'm going to need them.

I'm just kidding fellow. Si a mi me toca

I'm looking for a fel...

I'm looking for a feller named Risky Riscardo.

I'm looking for a feller named...

I'm looking for a fellow named Risky Riskerdoe.

I'm looking for my ear.

I'm ready.

I'm Ricky Ricardo.

I'm singing a love song. She's getting hysterical.

I'm the Cuban Cabbie

I'm the Cuban Cabbie

I'm the Cuban Cabbie

I'm the Cuban Cabbie

I'm trying to decide.

I'm Yuncy, this here's my ma.

I've been meaning to talk to you about Monday night.

I've been waiting to pitch a little woo

IArriba!

IArriba!

IArriba!

IBabalu aye!

IBabalu aye!

IBabalu!

IBabalu!

IBabalu!

IBabalu!

IBabalu!

ICallo!

If anything happens, that's all.

If anything happens.

If she knows the audition is tonight

If she knows the audition is tonight,

If she stays in there as long as Ethel does

If we're not going to do it right?

If we're not going to do it right?

If you go to the fights, you can just go alone.

If you had known how I look in the morning,

If you like music, I'll give you music

If you want to go to the fights, I think you should.

If you're going to sing, don't go:

Impossible.

Impossible. I have an appointment

In this city live Lucy and Ricky Ricardo.

In this district, close to theaters

Inolvidable como la tarde

IOle!

Is she still trying to get in the act?

Is that the truth?

Is the best looking thing

Isn't Buffo here yet?

ISuave!

ISuave!

It does, huh?

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

It is?

It is?

It means "bad luck."

It seems that a friend of mine, Ethel Mertz...

It sounded like Little Boy Blue and Peter Cottontail.

It'll take her most of the day,

It'll take me all day.

It'll take me all day.

It's 11:00 now.

It's a saxa fifa trona phono vich.

It's a saxovibatronophonavich.

It's a saxovibatronophonavich.

It's a saxovibatronophonavich.

It's a saxovibatronophonavich.

It's a saxovibatronophonavich...

It's after 3:00.

It's all right.

It's almost 3:00.

It's any day now.

It's Buffo!

It's me Buffo.

It's me. It's me, Pepito!

It's my will.

It's only 11 years old.

It's our wedding anniversary.

It's past his bedtime.

It's the fights or nothing.

It's the lawyers'.

It's time for riding through the park

It's tonight.

It's your will.

J I N... um... um...

Jerry? What did he say?

Jerry.

Just be thankful our wives have got early dinner dates.

Just because you're going to be a big television star,

Just do the others.

Just do the others.

Just forget it.

Just leave the rest to us, Ginny.

Just like that?

Just like that?

Just like that? Just like that?

Just to get rid of me.

Just to get rid of me.

Just to help us keep our eye

Just walk up here like this

Killjoy, come on over here and sit down.

Kiss me right now.

Knock 'em dead tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen,

Latin style?

Let's get "Valencia."

Let's get acquainted a little bit.

Let's get out of here while we got a chance.

Let's go to a nightclub."

Let's go. Come on.

Let's have a cigarette.

Let's neck.

Let's put some pep into the thing, you know?

Let's put some pep into the thing.

Let's see what we got in here.

Let's see you pull that out of your pocket.

Let's see you pull that out of your pocket.

Let's, uh, let's take "The Continental."

Light, light?

Listen, aren't you going to do

Listen, aren't you going to do

Listen, if my show is not a success tonight,

Listen, tell me something, professor

Little girl, paisan!

Look at that, the sponsors are here.

Look, honey, this isn't my idea.

Look, look, girls, it's very nice of you

Look, Lucy, forget about the toast.

Look, professor, I'm sorry

Look, Professor, I'm sorry,

Look, professor, professor!

Look, Professor...

Look, tell me something, do you play that thing?

Look, you don't have to take him all the way home.

Look, you have to know what to do,

Lucy is one of those individuals

Lucy, don't push me too far.

Lucy, I got something...

Lucy, what were those names you whispered to me?

Lucy, you mean...

Lucy!

Lucy?

Lucy? Well, now, why should she

Lucy...

Lucy... you mean?

Ma!

Make myself comfortable, Balley, Señor Balley.

May I have your attention for a minute, please?

Maybe you can take my place.

Me?

Men's shorts.

Money, that is.

My bicycle broke!

My high top shoes.

My horse and carriage is for hire, Señora

My horse and carriage is for hire, Señora

My impression of a baby cry.

My will?

My will?

My, my, seven children.

Never mind making fun of my English.

Never mind making fun of my English.

Never mind that.

Never mind the bike.

Never mind, look, look, never mind, never mind.

Nice to have met you, Ethel.

No se, no besa a nadie, cielito lindo

No sign of him anywhere.

No, don't trouble yourself.

No, Fred, I can't do that.

No, he has not come.

No, I "dun't."

No, I "dunt."

No, I couldn't. Really, I couldn't.

No, I didn't.

No, I don't!

No, I'm a singer feller.

No, I'm going to do the handstand

No, it wasn't my agent; it was the mailman.

No, maybe we should settle

No, me and Gregory Peck.

No, no, no, I, I, I,

No, no, no, not that apartment.

No, no.

No, Pepito, don't go home, would you? That's too far.

No, she doesn't!

No, that's not a very good idea.

No, trombonista.

No, wait a minute, wait a minute.

No!