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The Other Sister

The Other Sister

"The Other Sister" is a heartwarming 1999 romantic comedy film that touches on the themes of love, acceptance, and the power of family. Directed by Garry Marshall, the movie stars an exceptional ensemble cast that brings the story to life.

The film follows Carla Tate, played by the talented Juliette Lewis, a young woman with an intellectual disability who, after spending several years in a special needs school, returns home to live with her parents. Carla's desire for independence leads her to attend a vocational school, where she meets and falls in love with the charming and kind-natured Danny, portrayed by Giovanni Ribisi.

Portraying Carla's overprotective parents, Diane Keaton and Tom Skerritt deliver compelling performances as Elizabeth and Radley Tate. Their internal struggles between allowing Carla to live her life and fearing for her safety create meaningful and heartfelt moments throughout the movie.

Supporting the main ensemble, Sarah Paulson takes on the role of Heidi, Carla's sister, who is dealing with her own issues of insecurity and constantly seeking her parents' approval. Also, veteran actor Hector Elizondo shines as Dr. Radley, a therapist who helps Carla and Danny navigate their relationship and challenges societal norms surrounding intellectual disabilities.

With its lighthearted tone and well-written script, "The Other Sister" manages to address important social issues without losing its comedic core. The film touches on the discrimination faced by people with disabilities, showcasing the need for acceptance and inclusivity in society.

The movie's soundtrack further enhances the storytelling experience, featuring a diverse range of songs that perfectly capture the emotions of each scene. With iconic tracks from the late 90s, the music adds depth to the narrative, enhancing the film's overall impact.

If you're looking to experience the magic of "The Other Sister," you can easily play and download the movie or stream the soundtrack. Immerse yourself in the heartfelt story and powerful performances that make this film a memorable and uplifting experience.

"The Other Sister" is a testament to the power of love and family bonds, transcending societal expectations and proving that everyone deserves a chance at happiness. With its engaging storyline and exceptional cast, the film remains an enduring classic that reminds us to embrace our differences and break down barriers for a more inclusive world.

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A A A And she... she does not have hat hair.
A a about not giving me the money, just 'cause...
A a and they... they all chipped in and they paid this girl...
A A And...
A lot of kids run away, we never hear from them again.
A nation's turns its lonely eyes to you
A public vocational school? Is that what you're talking about?
About $50.
Actually, Carla and I, we're gonna... we're gonna do our own vows.
Ah, Dr Longhurst, master of the root canal.
Ah, good morning. Jason, thank you for calling the auto club.
All aboard!
All aboard!
All right, fine. Just...
All right, guys, what do we think about this for the country club, hmm?
All right, Jeff, get the girls home. We'll call you later.
All right, let's start the rehearsal.
All right, perfect. Once again from the top.
All right. No, no. No more cake. No. No.
All right. Now, I want you to close your eyes. Close your eyes.
All right. Okay. Heather! Hang up!
All right. Thank you. Let's watch it.
All she want to do is walk right in, yeah
Alone? You live all by yourself alone, Danny?
Also, for those interested...
Amen.
An Another reason I got mad is 'cause I I didn't want you to think I was dumb.
And a beautiful, clear day.
And be a girl
And Carla will retire as a bridesmaid...
And Carla, who thinks she can conquer this whole terrifying world that we live in.
And cookie making.
And Daniel, this is my mother and my father.
And do some other stuff, you know.
And don't worry!
And for the gift and heritage of children.
And for the health and and comfort...
And four ounces.
And he lives down in the basement all alone.
And here's our song.
And here's to you Mrs Robinson
And how are you doing over here, Mr Garbis?
And how there's 50 billion sperms in one shot, and that...
And I been... I been thrown off most of them too.
And I can't tell you where they go
And I did fall in love with her, very much in love.
And I don't have a clue
And I don't have a clue
And I don't think I could do it myself.
And I don't understand
And I have never had that before.
And I I I changed my mind, and I want... I wanna go back to San Francisco.
And I I usually sit there, but it's usually empty.
And i i... it looks pretty good.
And I just wanted to know if you really know what that means.
And I love Daniel, and he loves me very much.
And I need to be responsible...
And I take you as my husband...
And I take you as my wife...
And I wanna make you happy.
And I want her to... I w w want her to come along with me.
And I want to look special, with nice make up on...
And I want to make you happy...
And I want you to select a few paintings that we can discuss later. All right?
And I wanted to let everybody know...
And I, for one, I like the fact that she never quits.
And I... I'm in love with a girl too.
And I'd like to stay that way
And I'm sure that some of these visitors are going to be...
And I'm sure you're gonna want to have visitors come over...
And if I said it was love at first sight, that would be disingenuous.
And if you don't like Daniel, I don't care. Don't come.
And it was... it was so beautiful.
And it... and it just... it just doesn't have that Thanksgiving feeling.
And listed this as her home address, so they threw her back here.
And Mom... Boy, she's just so excited.
And Mrs Matthews, the health teacher and the cafeteria monitor...
And my... my dad...
And next month she's going to make me...
And no matter how long I wait...
And nobody's going to tell me how to do it, not even you, Radley. No!
And not only are you judged as a person, but you're also judged by how well your children are doing.
And now I would like to dance to our favourite song...
And now this school, her regular school won't even take her back.
And now, by the power vested in me...
And page 84...
And really, she may never be ready for an apartment. My God!
And see that guy right there with the big baton?
And she did some of the cooking too, right, Winnie?
And she had... she had a reputation...
And she helped me do all my laundry that I brought from school.
And she love... s s she loves me too.
And she will come and join us with Daniel, and we will finalize these vows.
And she won't even tell me.
And she... she... 'Cause she's the... she's the only one that makes me feel like a person.
And smile. Perfect! Beautiful.
And some other school friends are coming too.
And television freaks show cops and robbers everywhere
And th this one takes you...
And Thanksgiving is coming up soon...
And that he... he said... he said it's my mother's turn.
And that they'll try to coitus us.
And the baker, Danny's boss.
And the sand at my feet
And the sock really accentuates your feet.
And then he gets all confused and, and mixed up...
And then it... it's my turn.
And then s she goes off to get, get married to somebody else, and see... and see...
And then she... and she smokes a cigarette.
And then the dip thing!
And then the other one is, he's a music... works in the music department at the university.
And then what?
And then you could say anything you want...
And then you don't talk about it ever again in your whole life.
And then... and then he goes and he tries to rescue her.
And then... and then I I just come here.
And then... And then on Mondays, um, uh, I get... I get to clean out the tubas.
And then... And then...
And then... See, 'cause the thing was, I... 'Cause I finished before I was supposed to. See?
And there was a... there was a lot of rubbing.
And there was a... there was a lot of, um, hugging...
And they back up.
And they... and they try to get them into the tubas.
And they... and they... and they never... and they never talk to me, Ernie.
And this is my child's life. Carla's not ready for an apartment.
And this is where all the bus people come.
And this one right here.
And today the dogs are here to be seen...
And we are both responsible for putting Carla in that place.
And we came up with our own vows now, at the last minute.
And we decided it would be great to hear the band from the audience.
And we love each other so much...
And we thank You that we are all here together again for the first time in many years...
And we were lucky this time. She came back here.
And we'll explore your options later.
And we're going to be married...
And with all that I am and all that I have...
And with all that I am and all that I have...
And won't it be fine
And you can stay up as late as you want, and you can watch TV.
And you don't forget your pepper spray.
And you walk right out, hmm
And you were always beautiful.
And you yelling in the background is not exactly good for business.
And you'll see, I'm sure that you will grow to like them very much.
And your big, ugly centrepieces.
And, actually, Carla, I have kind of a surprise for you because...
And, and, and he's a drum major, and they, they, they call him Walkin' Wally.
And, anyway, Dr Johnson said that, uh, that these are your favourite colours.
And, Caroline, I'm very proud of you.
And, Radley, you'd better get going, otherwise you're gonna be late.
And, uh, I, I take you as my wife...
And, uh, somethin' like this. How are ya? See?
And, uh... See See, 'cause, uh... I... I even got ones that glow in the dark.
And, you know, serial killers, so...
And... and I... my promise and my, my joy...
And... and my... and my rent's 500 dollars a month.
And... And these are my CDs.
And... And... And see, they... 'cause they made me practise on a banana.
Animals and children tell the truth They never lie
Any boyfriends over for a while, all right?
Any old time
Any old time
Any old time
Any old time
Anybody's ever said that to me before.
Anyway, dear, with this apartment, I just don't think that you should have, um...
Anyway, I never meant to insinuate anything against you.
Are you getting the pepper spray?
Are you kidding? We wouldn't miss this for the world.
Are you r ready?
Aren't you?
At last
At last
At last
At last
At last
At my special school they taught us...
At someone else's apartment?
At the family planning place.
B But Dad pays the bills here, and you're the boss.
Because Daniel will be there for sure.
Because holidays are special...
Because I got out of school early today.
Because I wanted to tell you the good news...
Because someday I'm gonna have a job, too...
Because there's this special exhibition...
Because those are lies. Now, Radley, we have to do something.
Because you learned the easy stuff first.
Because... 'cause... 'cause I only make 350 dollars a month...
Before I came to this class, I just didn't even know the difference...
Behave! Mom!
Between, like, a ROM or a RAM or a bit or a byte.
Body and mind is...
Body! Body! Body! Body!
Body! Body! Body! Body!
Bring Tickles. Come on.
Bus 45, express service to Sacramento...
But all you have to do is be brave...
But anyway, I want to see a couple of sweater sets.
But be on time.
But could I have a pet too?
But Cupid's arrows overcame her dishevelled coif...
But Daniel never asked for the money.
But do you have the one song that goes...
But don't worry. You don't have to come to my wedding.
But honestly, Radley, sometimes I think that there must be some mothers out there in the world...
But I don't feel it
But I don't want to be the one who always says no to her. I really don't.
But I don't want to do page 155...
But I got a job in New York, and Caroline went to college.
But I had to. I had no other choice.
But I I, see, I don't... I don't want any soup.
But I know how to do some things.
But I liked all your letters that you wrote, Heather.
But I think we should look at our Sister Wendy, because she's going to be in Florence this week. I'm very excited.
But I told Dad that he was just a "friend" friend, not a boyfriend.
But I took four buses already.
But I wish I could see him again just for a little second...
But I'm with you always
But in time...
But it won't be open until 5:00.
But it's my idea.
But it's not just trusting Carla. I really don't think so.
But my favourite actor's Dustin Hoffman. Did... Did you... Did you ever see that movie, The Graduate?
But not... not like I love you.
But seriously, aren't you concerned?
But Thanksgiving, there's a turkey and there's more than two desserts.
But this might be the very last time I attend a family function without Michelle.
But to reverently and deliberately in accordance...
But we have hundreds of guests and family who are attending...
But we'll still pay you if you don't wanna do your...
But what if you take the wrong bus?
But what mother can vouch for that?
But when are you gonna do the rest of my face?
But you didn't say anything about $50 before.
But you have a really nice smile.
But you know what? I was just talking to Wally.
But, Carla... Carla!
But, Daniel...
But, I mean, of course it has been bumpy at times.
But, um, do you give private lessons?
But... But I always thought we'd end up like this, you know.
But... But, Daniel...
But... I... If I... If I remember correctly...
But... Yeah, I know. Doing it. Sure.
Bye, Carla!
Bye, Carla.
Bye, Mom!
Bye!
Bye.
Bye. L I'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye.
Can I get you anything?
Can speak right to my heart
Can you do a whole new make up?
Can you please try to eat it with your fork, and that would be very... Carla.
Carla asked me to talk to Danny about responsibilities, about bravery.
Carla is young, she's full of love.
Carla refuses to let me pay for the wedding, but she does want me...
Carla Tate, will you marry me?
Carla, Carla, I'll be right back. Just sit right there.
Carla, Carla.
Carla, come here.
Carla, do you... do you wanna be my friend?
Carla, he cannot move in with you.
Carla, I really think that you should live with these things for a while...
Carla, just wait a second. I just want you to understand!
Carla, look.
Carla, please don't do that. Please. You're disrupting.
Carla, stop it! Stop! Carla!
Carla, this way. Uh, your father mentioned that you met a young man.
Carla, wait a minute! Wait!
Carla, we're all just a little bit too tired for such an important conversation.
Carla, wh... Why are your eyes closed?
Carla, why are you in such a hurry?
Carla! Wait!
Carla? Carla, your father's here.
Carla. Carla.
Carla. Your gentleman caller just arrived. He's on the porch.
Carla...
Carla... C Carla, can you... C Could you go away for a second? Please?
Caroline and Heather did my make up. Both sides.
Chess or bridge.
Citizenship test?
Come on, 'cause... 'cause we can do it in the... in the bedroom, if you want.
Come on, come on!
Come on, Danny. Here we go. Hold on one second. Let me put it down.
Come on, man. You got to remember to lock your bike up, man.
Come on.
Come on. Everybody knows the whole thing isn't free.
Come on. You know, I'm not teaching second grade because I happen to like children.
Come rain or come shine
Come rain or come shine
Come...
Compassion in thejungle Compassion in your head
Congratulations, Carla and Danny!
Could you sit down as well?
Dad, she put one in my bathroom.
Daniel made a special arrangement with the church...
Daniel, I want us to be friends...
Daniel, stand right here.
Daniel!
Daniel.
Daniel... Daniel McMahon...
Daniel... Oh! That's very, very sweet.
Danny had too much to drink and he didn't know what he was saying, pumpkin.
Danny?
Danny. Well, Danny's kind of cute.
Danny's the first boy you've met, and I think you can do better!
Darling, don't sit there! It's just wet.
Days may be cloudy or sunny
Dear
Dear, Carla, we can have this discussion...
Definitely.
Did he say marry her?
Did she tell you that I took her to the pet shelter so she could possibly get a job?
Did you ever?
Did you tell her that I don't like tennis still?
Did you two do it yet?
Didn't your other daughter, Heather, get married?
Dinner will be served soon.
Do not speak to me that way in front of the children.
Do you give private lessons?
Do, do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do
Does this bus go to La Pine Street?
Doing it...
Don't do this. Don't do that. Just keep it calm down there. That's right.
Don't ever play pool with her 'cause she'll beat you.
Don't make that face, Mom. He's very nice.
Don't spend it all on the first date, all right?
Don't tell Ernie.
Don't think that he can take care of you!
Don't worry, 'cause I've been house trained.
Dr Johnson said that it would be nice...
Duly noted. Let's rehearse, okay? Come on. Let's go. Let's rehearse.
Dustin knows that she still loves him.
E Excuse me, I'll be... Excuse me, I'll be right back.
E Excuse me, um... Mother, could you say something, please?
Elaine!
Elizabeth, stop it, will ya.
Elizabeth. Elizabeth, your daughter is barking.
Ernie has killed people.
Ernie!
Ernie! Ernie!
Every... I am... I'm dumb!
Everybody... Everybody's right! Everybody's right, Carla!
Everybody's right, Carla! Everybody...
Everything is going to be fine. It's all going to work out in the end.
Excuse me, but are they going to continue to act like clowns?
Excuse me. The soup kitchen is around in the parish hall.
First you're judged as a person, and then you become a parent...
Follow me. Hurry.
For a really long time.
For the rest of my life.
For this slight inconvenience, but you know how children will be sometimes.
For you are mine
Forever and forever and forever.
Forget drinking. Forget all that stuff.
Forget the drink, Radley!
From a, a bake sale in my mother... Pucky Ryan's... garden.
From Scotland and from Russia.
Gi... given one another in...
Girls, inside, please.
Give me your hand.
Go along. It's all right. Have a good time, all right?
Go in peace.
Go on through.
God bless you, please Mrs Robinson
God!
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
Good morning, Dr Tate. How are you?
Good night, pumpkin.
Good! That's good. All right, now curl your fingers. Don't get your fingers in.
Good.
Good. 'Cause I don't want to date yet.
Good. And that's excellent advice. What else did she say to you?
Goodbye... Do you smell gas?
Guess what. Carla's getting married this weekend.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy Halloween, Dad!
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy together
He can barely take care of himself.
He didn't mean to embarrass you.
He doesn't like to talk about it, but he talks to me about it.
He was in Vietnam.
He who makes the monsters
He who strips my confidence
He'll come and pick me up. Oh.
He's fine. He's perfectly fine. I'm just asking for you to wait.
He's full of surprises, Mom.
He's missing everything.
Heather flew in from New York, and Caroline came from school.
Heather!
Heather!
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hello, Carla Tate.
Hello, duckies.
Hello?
Hello. This is my apartment.
Hello... Ohh!
Help me... Help me find a job so that I can be with Carla forever.
Her... Her Her na... Her name is Carla Tate...
Here it comes.
Here. You can sit here right there...
Hey, don't run, baby doll. Don't run.
Hey, don't talk like that. Be nice.
Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey
Hey, send me some vibes, wolf eyes.
Hey, the Daniel McMahon bike rack.
Hey! Take that bike off my porch!
Hi, Daniel.
Hi, Daniel.
Hi, little puppy! Hello, puppy.
Hi!
Hi!
Hi.
Hi. My name's Daniel McMahon.
Hi. You look like you need a ride. Come on. Dad says it's okay.
His father Orson built this club.
Hmm.
Holy infant so tender and mild
Honestly, I just want to quit.
Honey, I'd like the girls to come with me to the Palace of Fine Arts this weekend...
Honey, they're doing fine.
Honey, you're just trying to be honest with yourself.
Honey, your mom is right on this one.
Honey... Baby, please... Baby. Baby, baby. It's okay.
How about if you taught me how to dance?
How are you doing?
How many times do I have to tell you?"
How much do you weigh?
How much does it pay?
How the sun keeps shinin'
How the sun keeps shinin'
How... How are you, Da...
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
I I gotta take the buses to see, uh...
I I I wanted to... I wanted to get out of one class...
I I I'm kind of afraid of your family.
I also enrolled her in a calligraphy class, an origami class.
I am gonna be a veterinarian's assistant.
I am not the one who laughs at people's jokes
I am not the person who is singing
I am the silent one inside
I brought some of that nice brewed tea you like.
I call up a buddy. I call a pal. Hmm? See?
I can't be a painter, and I can't play tennis.
I can't take it. I'm not... I'm never gonna wear it again.
I can't tell you why
I can't, stupid.
I could call up Gibson Realty. We could have them, you know, get a couple of videos.
I could never explain
I could never think that.
I did it, Daniel!
I did... I didn't...
I didn't... I didn't want to fail by a smidge. I wanted...
I do.
I don't care if you're sorry, Daniel!
I don't have to call my father.
I don't know how the world keeps on spinnin' 'round
I don't know what you're trying to prove by refuting every single thing I say.
I don't know what's the matter with me. I just... I...
I don't know why the sky don't come fallin'down
I don't know why the tide needs to reach the shore
I don't know. Tell me... I don't know why I am talking like this anyway...
I don't mean "friend" friend. I mean boy girlfriend.
I don't think you should go to the dance.
I don't understand
I don't understand
I don't understand
I don't wanna be apart ever again, Daniel.
I don't want to do it right now.
I don't want to get home too late.
I don't want you to leave.
I feel exactly the same way.
I feel like... I feel like I try all these things, and nothing works.
I feel my heart start to tremblin'
I feel so delicate.
I feel that way too sometimes, Daniel.
I feel the earth move under my feet
I give her love, I protect her, I teach her, and suddenly that's smothering.
I give to gay causes. I support gay parades. They even gave me a plaque.
I give you this ring as a symbol of my vow.
I give you this ring as a symbol of my vow.
I got a cookie maker's hat and everything.
I got it from my sister's closet.
I got my own apartment, my very own apartment.
I got protection...
I hated the dumb hats and these dumb shoes...
I have to call my father now.
I have to go back because my father is coming.
I have to go phone my father to come pick me up...
I have to learn my slow dances too.
I honour you in the name of God.
I honour you in the name of God.
I just have to tell you this is the best computer class I have ever taken.
I just know that I need you for forevermore
I just know that I would die
I just want you to know that I don't understand any of this, not for one second.
I just wanted to say...
I kinda feel like...
I knew you'd come up with something.
I know he does, but, Carla, I just...
I know what being gay is, okay?
I know why you're smiling.
I know. I asked someone what your name was.
I like that one part where he's trying to get away from his parents.
I like, like Muddy Waters and Billie Holiday.
I love Carla, Ernie. Carla loves me. There's a fact.
I love marshmallows. I like the way they taste.
I love my teachers! I love everybody, Daniel!
I love Polytechnic School!
I love you more than band music...
I love you too, Daniel McMahon.
I love you very much...
I love you very much...
I made that and put all the little marshmallows on top.
I made that decision by myself!
I marked that.
I mean, do you want the... do you want the kid to remain a child the rest of her life...
I mean, I can't vouch for the fact that the window might not be left open during a rainstorm...
I mean, I know that I fail in some horrible way. Do you know...
I mean, it's so good to hear someone's actually using their college education.
I mean, maybe she's ready for her own apartment.
I mean, not who they are, not what they think, but just how well they're doing.
I mean, we gotta have fun. This is my last night single.
I never... I don... I don't wanna see you either!
I never... I don't care!
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
I passed it, Daniel!
I passed it.
I passed my subject in a regular school...
I really am.
I redecorated it for you, dear. I just changed it a little.
I said with the fork, not with the knife, dear.
I said, I'm free to do what I want
I say, love me, hold me
I shouldn't have come with you, Daniel...
I sure... Well, I sure thought I did.
I think I will have a hot roll... Oh, come on, please.
I think it's everybody. It's everything out there. It's the...
I think so. I'm her mother.
I think the best thing for right now would be just to have a nice, big, long vacation...
I think we should just forget this, because I just want to say something.
I think you're missing a very important part of the journey.
I think... He seems to be okay.
I think... I think I wanna... I think I wanna be brave, Ernie.
I wa wa want to get married.
I want her to marry Dustin Hoffman.
I want her to take risks. It's the kind of ri... Are you a parent?
I want to live
I want to live I want to run through thejungle
I want to run through thejungle The wind in my hair
I want to see if I passed.
I want you to meet my husband.
I want... I want to spend... I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I was just saying what if. I'm gonna go feed the birds.
I was thinking that we could wait till the next holiday...
I wasn't drinking when I picked her up, and I haven't had a drink...
I went for a long, long, long time. Hi!
I went... I went to a regular school.
I wish I could see Daniel again.
I wonder who thought up sex in the first place, Daniel.
I would have never seen it had you not asked me to see it.
I'd gladly make a toast, yeah. To the Tate family and its good...
I'd like to be the first to welcome you to San Francisco International Airport.
I'd like you to meet my daughter. This is Carla.
I'll do my own wedding. I hated everything you did for Caroline's wedding.
I'll do that. And I'll leave you all alone so you can do your homework.
I'll skip dinner.
I'm an art, painting, music and volume control manager.
I'm free to do what I want
I'm going on a grand tour in search of some of the finest art treasures in the world.
I'm gonna go back down.
I'm gonna go to that wedding.
I'm gonna keep it.
I'm gonna love you
I'm just me, Mom. Can't you see me?
I'm kind of scared.
I'm not doing any more. Can we just play, like, another game or something?
I'm really hungry.
I'm really sorry we didn't visit you more frequently...
I'm remembering my old room.
I'm sensitive
I'm so proud of you. I love you.
I'm so sorry, but, you know, Cousin Anne...
I'm sorry your father won't change his mind.
I'm sorry, Carla. I never... I don't... I mean, I don't think everybody laughed at you.
I'm telling you, that boy sees her as a rich girl.
I'm thrilled. Is everybody happy?
I'm very angry right now, Ernie.
I'm with you rain or shine
I've been doing my best to have fun with her, but I don't know what fun for her is.
I've never been naked in front of anyone before.
I've told you time and time again, don't play the music so loud.
If ever I fall
If I got everybody presents.
If it... If it was empty, I could... I could sit next to you.
If the unique young woman is gonna leave the gas on...
If things continue at home the way they've been going, yes, absolutely yes.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
If you're happy...
In an uncertain political terrain.
In any event, I think we should proceed with our very lovely ceremony...
In between another wedding and a funeral.
In other words, until I die
In so many words. Yeah. Do you want to read the police report?
In the hopes that they'll be adopted by the nice people of Sutter Hills.
In your underwear, if you want.
Including yours, for ten years.
Independence can give Carla something...
Is all I know, is all I know Is all I know
Is anybody coming to dinner, or are we voting on what's being served?
Is because it's Caroline's dream to have all of her sisters at her wedding.
Is it 15 minutes yet?
Is okay.
Is that the one where, uh, he's in a dress, or is that the one with the camels?
Is this a date?
Is... is, uh... he's gonna send me to Florida.
It is my one duty of the evening to make a toast.
It is the person who pays for the rent. That is the boss of the apartment.
It is the same family. Damn it! Our family, Elizabeth!
It looked terminal.
It was really confusing.
It was so embarrassing, Radley.
It'll... Here. How 'bout these? These red ones here.
It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Mrs Tate.
It's all right.
It's amazing how you
It's currently 54 degrees in the Bay Area...
It's dry, Mom.
It's easy. You just... You just get on, and you give them a ticket.
It's in Sutter Hills.
It's like a magic.
It's not a disease I'm going to recover from or a phase I'm going to outgrow.
It's not that I don't like Danny. It has nothing to do with whether I like Danny or not!
It's o... It's o... It's okay, Daniel. Don't... Don't be upset.
It's so confusing There's so many rules to follow
It's the middle child's wedding. You know what I'm saying?
It's, uh... Uh, this is... Last year...
J Just... Wait for a second, okay? Wait.
Je... Oh, my God.
Jesus loves you more than you will know Hey, hey, hey
John Elway recovers on the 13 yard line!
Joltin'Joe has left and gone away
Just 'cause I passed, not 'cause I was... n not 'cause I was too old.
Just 'cause I... I met this girl and then...
Just don't be so hard on yourself.
Just go to the mall. They have lots of make over places there.
Just you.
Just... Oh! Wh... Are you all right?
L I even got a job working with one.
L I finally quit when I grew a moustache...
L I I have marching bands from all over the world.
L I I like short hair.
L I I think it was Madonna, actually.
L I'll see you later, Rachel!
L... 'Cause I know the greatest place, and I can drive.
L... Daniel.
L... I I I also got a job that pays money.
Ladies and gentlemen, as best man of these festivities...
Ladies and gentlemen, everybody, may I have your attention, please?
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm... I'm so terribly sorry...
Ladies and gentlemen, the homecoming queen, Carla Tate.
Lets me know that you need me
Like animals
Like animals
Like nobody's loved me
Like nobody's loved you
Like some of the kids at school do.
Listen up, everybody. The Falcon Bar presents body shots at table number 4.
Long enough to show everybody how proud we are to be Tate family.
Look at me. It's very simple.
Look at the buses. Watch 'em.
Look what Winnie made me.
Look, Danny. Walkin' Wally is walking for us!
Look, I understand what their concerns are, but let me tell you something right now, okay?
Love is in the air.
Loved you
Loving you is all I know
Loving you is all I know
Loving you is all I know
Loving you is all I know
Making this a Thanksgiving for each of us to remember.
Mark, the homeless boy is up in the organ balcony.
Maybe one day I'll be able to take care of my own apartment...
Maybe we should just trust Carla.
Me neither.
Me too.
Me too.
Meet you out front in the lobby.
Mmm, but I don't like smoking.
Mmm. Hey, new girl. You lookin' to score, huh?
Mom, is this a sex talk?
Mom, why don't you think of it this way, as a...
Mom!
More than it made the kids happy.
Mother, being gay is not a diagnosis.
Mother, I think that she has tried very hard to show that she's a responsible person.
Mothers are always right.
Mr Vitello, s she's my friend. She's my friend.
Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
Mrs Tate, I want you to bear in mind that all the apartments that I'm gonna be showing you in the video are...
Mrs Tate! Mrs Tate! Carla's run away!
My daughter happens to be a very amazing person.
My favourite song is "Michelle, My Belle. "
My God, this looks bad. I better go tell the girls.
My job to introduce the head of our Sutter Hills City Council...
My lonely days are over
My love has come along
My love has come along
My name is Carla Tate.
My name is Carla Tate.
My name is Daniel McMahon...
My publishing company is going to merge next month.
My pumpkin's a duck.
My... Ohh.
Nah, this is the eastbound. You want the westbound over there.
Next.
Next. Hello! Let's keep the line moving, please.
Nice talking to you.
No, but I can't do better because I'm not better.
No, but I I have marching bands.
No, but my teacher at the school says...
No, but slow dances, dear, they're...
No, Carla, wait! Get away from the water.
No, Ernie, this is... this is Carla. She's... She's my friend.
No, I can't take that car out in winter weather. It'll ruin her paint job.
No, I don't like it.
No, I wasn't laughing at you. I was just making a joke.
No, I won't do that, Carla. Now, you have such a lovely face.
No, I... They're not laughing at you.
No, I'm not better.
No, I'm not ready.
No, it isn't, Mom. It's dry.
No, it's fine.
No, it's just getting sodas and something to eat.
No, no, don't touch. He's not for petting. He's for drug sniffing.
No, no, no. We do have the... We have the...
No, no, what is the matter? Oh, my gosh. Oh, Car...
No, no. Cousin Vivian has a son.
No, that's my friend Daniel.
No, that's not what it is, what...
No, we can't discuss this right now, all right? Open these presents.
No! No, it isn't okay! It isn't...
No! No, no, no, no. Easy now. There. Easy. Come on, now, easy.
No! She can't marry that guy, Daniel.
No.
No.
No. I'm thinking.
No. Mm mmm. Mm mmm.
No. Only cowards get brave that way.
Nobody lives there but me, and I move there in two weeks!
Not enough, obviously. Hold on just a second.
Not like you planned, huh?
Not so good.
Not this house.
Now it is Carla's turn, and I am going to protect her!
Now listen to me. We need to talk about Carla. Do you understand?
Now you can kiss your bride.
Now you may do it.
Now, if there's any sort of a problem, I am only 15 minutes away.
Now, if you feel lonely or if you need anything, call dear old dad, okay?
Now, remember, this is tape number two.
Now, this is the new you.
Now, why don't you just relax? You did great, okay?
Now... Now... Come on, now! Now, that's... All right. Here.
Of course they're the hope of the world, but, really, isn't it just as noble...
Of course you don't. I understand completely.
Oh, 'cause, uh, I feel special right now, Carla.
Oh, 'cause... 'cause that was my favourite part.
Oh, but how much is it to buy the other half of my face?
Oh, Carla, did you receive that Dustin Hoffman book that I sent you?
Oh, Carla, there you are. You know, I've got some new art books for you to look at.
Oh, Carla.
Oh, Carla. Will you please listen to me?
Oh, dear! I'm terrible!
Oh, definitely. Definitely.
Oh, for God's sake! Where is that man?
Oh, he's fine. Yeah, he's a friend of the band.
Oh, he's the boy at school. Yes, well, I'm gonna find my car keys.
Oh, hi, Dad.
Oh, honey, well, you have always been delicate to me...
Oh, I can understand anger. I know about that.
Oh, I know what you guys are gonna do tonight.
Oh, I...
Oh, I'll shut up. I promise. Radley, I'm gonna shut my mouth.
Oh, I'm just writing things down about different jobs...
Oh, look, Caroline, you and Jeffrey can raise your children any way you want to raise them, but this is my child!
Oh, Mr Taylor, hi!
Oh, my baby. I love you.
Oh, my Carla.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness! Are you all right?
Oh, n... Well, 'cause I... 'cause I don't... I I I don't need my dad any more...
Oh, one moment. Oh! Forgot.
Oh, people drink for lots of reasons.
Oh, really.
Oh, she phoned to say she's going to be a little late.
Oh, sort of, I did it.
Oh, tell Carla I said thank you so much for including Michelle.
Oh, uh, uh... Just wait... One... One moment. We have to do the rings. The rings.
Oh, wait! Oh, wait just one minute.
Oh, wait. Just one more. I'm sorry. One more moment.
Oh, y yeah.
Oh, yeah. Look at that. Well, honey, let's... Uh, the limousine is waiting for you.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, you're beautiful. Now, Carla, let me just take that off.
Oh, your drink. It's right there.
Oh! Everything's perfect, and your daughters are so beautiful.
Oh! Up and down, and not across.
Oh! Wow!
Oh.
Oh. Did you talk to your dad yet?
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Ohh, hello, Carla.
Oh. Uh...
Ohh ohh
Ohh, Carla, come on.
Ohh, ohh
Ohh!
Ohh! Heather?
Ohh! Oh, C...
Ohh.
Okay, bye.
Okay, Carla. All right.
Okay, good night, Mom.
Okay, if you'll just step aside. Thank you so much for coming in.
Okay, most people at school make fun of me...
Okay, okay, okay, see that guy right there?
Okay, w with this ring, I give you my love...
Okay, you're disappointed. Disappointed in what?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Anyone else for a free make over demonstration?
Okay. Carla Tate?
Okay. Cousin Anne's very happy. Let's move on.
Okay. Of course she is, but they just wanna know...
Okay. Oh, geez.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Well, you keep up the good work.
Okay... Okay, you... We... We say our vows, and then you say your vows.
Okay... Yeah, 'cause it... It's just that sometimes I forget.
Olive juice.
Olive juice.
Olive juice.
One bedroom, one bathroom, hardwood floors...
Only they're not so hard any more...
Ooh, yea!
Or do you want to let her grow into an adult and take the same risks that you and I take?
Or if she's gonna leave the door unlocked.
Or we could try, um, page 39.
Ow! Oh, you almost got me.
Ow! Watch what you're doing! What is the matter with you?
Ow. Honey, I have birdseed in my eye.
P... Patting. That's it.
Paid your bills. Here's your allowance.
Pin the Penis on the Naked Guy again.
Play something.
Please be careful with me
Please be seated.
Please join me in greeting Mr and Mrs Daniel McMahon.
Please listen to what I'm saying.
Please, come on. You're supposed to handle... Please, Radley. Radley.
Please, just do whatever's in your hearts.
Pumpkin!
Put it down over here, 'cause this is nice, cold marble.
Radley, I'm gonna make it up to that girl.
Rain or shine
Ready?
Really?
Remember, downstairs you were talking about taking on more responsibility.
Right? You're ready to go home now.
Sayin'you'll never leave me
Says you'll catch me
See, he s... he s... he said he'd paid for me long enough...
See, not a marshmallow in the bunch.
See, okay, I been on... I been on most of these buses...
See?
Seventy six trombones led the big parade
Sex is something that we talk about in private, I think. Am I right?
She broke her shoe. I can't take her anywhere.
She called it coitus.
She can't handle the unexpected, Radley. You know that.
She had just come back from a softball game and had the worst case of hat hair I've ever seen.
She has really long hair.
She just got back. Does she have to leave so soon?
She just keeps saying, "You get my Carla back here fast. "
She needed professional help.
She said it was downstairs.
She said that all well bred girls play tennis...
She walk right out
She walks right in there
She walks right out
She was not exactly thrilled with her hotel accommodations.
She'll be fine. She'll be okay. You're ready. You can do it.
She's gonna be just fine.
She's got to have the opportunity to meet challenges.
She's here! She's home. Mrs Tate!
She's home!
She's just saying goodbye to all her friends. Very popular girl.
She's not planning the wedding because we are.
She's overwhelmed by all of this.
She's teaching you a lot of variety there.
She's tough, and she is adamant to be on her own.
Should we have some music, Daniel?
Since that family meeting 8 years, 4 months and 11 days ago!
Sir, it's 110 proof. It'll make you very brave.
Sir. Sir, if you would kindly step this way, sir.
Sleep in heavenly
Sleep in heavenly peace
So I just save these for Thanksgiving, right?
So I think it would behove us to suppress the minutiae...
So I'm gonna try and see it your way. I'm gonna try and see...
So if that should ever happen, to say, "No!
So please make sure you pick up your wings and your antlers.
So that my parents get off my back.
So that she could see where I work.
So that... So that'll make me very brave?
So what is your doctorate dissertation gonna be on?
So who's the fella? Is he kind of a sweetheart?
So why can't you just say it? I have a gay daughter.
So, are you ready?
So, Caroline, please tell me how, with your horrible temper...
So, d do you want to do it now?
So, how are the plans going for Caroline's wedding?
So, Radley...
So, um, after the new year's I have to go...
So, um, I don't know if you're interested or not...
So, we can do...
So? I don't even care!
So...
Some other time. Anything else would make you happy? Come on.
Some to be happy, some to forget, some to be brave.
Sometimes I I mess up on my allowance...
Sorry, Mr Vitello. Sorry.
Specifically, she wants to attend this, uh, uh, Bay Area Polytech.
Stay! No, go, go, go.
Step this way, sir, please. Uh, everybody dance, please!
Stop following me.
Stop it. I don't like when people laugh at me.
Stop laughing at me!
Stop laughing at me! You stop laughing at me!
Stop laughing! Stop laughing at me!
Stop teasing, Dad!
Strange things are... are happening to my body.
Strange.
Sweetheart!
T t there's a page... it's, uh, 146.
Th... um, this one takes me to UCLA, Stanford...
Thank you for choosing to fly with us.
Thank you for coming back for my birthday.
Thank you for helping me the other day with re... with registration.
Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Elvis McMahon.
Thank you, Martin.
Thank you, Mom.
Thank you, Radley. Here you go, dear. There.
Thank you, San Francisco!
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thanks for calling me a lady.
Thanks, Fred! Thanks for the ride!
That call was important...
That doesn't matter. It... It doesn't matter.
That first you learn the easy courses.
That for wherever you are, I will always love you.
That guy's name is Wally Williams...
That I love you very much...
That is not the... That is not the same...
That it's impossible
That last Thanksgiving...
That people like us...
That the toes are the windows to the soul?
That two people do it when they're in love.
That was a great movie, Daniel. I'm so happy you let me watch it.
That you and I will never be able to give her.
That's a Georgian window, Mrs Tate. That's a classic. That's a San Francisco classic.
That's a very good trick!
That's all it is.
That's all right. Just try it again.
That's all.
That's different. Radley, please.
That's fine enough. Here's your receipt. You're registered.
That's it. That...
That's my friend, and he's... he's a bandmaster.
That's nice underwear.
That's okay. Don't worry about it. That's absolutely fine.
That's that young dental hygienist who married the Tate boy.
That's the famous "Girl with the Red Hat. "
That's the first time...
That's the housekeeper and the son in law.
That's the mother, the boyfriend...
That's why she tried to hitchhike over 200 miles to get back here?
That's, uh... That'd make me really happy, Ernie.
That's... That's a stupid thing to say, I know, I...
The bridesmaids are going to be you, Heather and Rachel from school.
The courses are English, History and Political Science.
The first quarter grades are posted downstairs on the bulletin board.
The groomsmen over here, and we'll have the bridesmaids come up and...
The happiest man alive by becoming my wife.
The old you.
The only thing I like is this dress.
The reason I'm always saying no to you is because of what you ask for, Carla.
The regular... regular couples don't do that, Daniel.
The smile on your face
The Spanish mustang!
The stars come out in the evenin'
The touch of your hand
The union of husband and wife in heart...
The wind in my hair
Then after you learn those, you try the harder courses.
There are so many people to thank for this wonderful shelter.
There's a truth in your eyes
There's just too many people out there who'll take advantage of you.
They call her the Black Widow.
They do it, and then he smiles...
They do welding there. She can't possibly keep up with that.
They have limited... limited visitation, and let me tell you something, Radley.
They never, ever talk to me.
They pull in, and then they pull out, and they turn...
They put gum in my hat again.
They were better than Caroline's...
They... boys can try to take advantage...
They... They did it when she was young. L...
They... They don't interest her. They don't work for her.
They're a bit of a problem because you don't want to get too close, you really don't.
They're doing just fine. We are doing just fine.
This guy has the nerve to come to our very own home.
This is a demonstration, and this demonstration was absolutely free.
This is a girl who is determined to push the edge of the envelope.
This is a Tate family wedding. I'm very proud of that.
This is for you, dear. This is for you to remember every time you leave the house.
This is Jeff Reed.
This is just a harmless flirtation, a crush.
This is just absurd.
This is my idea of a nightmare.
This is not a casual decision, and Carla is not like other girls.
This is not a political referendum. This is a child's life.
This is so good.
This is the first love she's ever had. She's feeling that for the first time.
This is them asking, not me. Is she reliable?
This is... All right.
This one takes me to Western Pacific State.
Thomas Porter, at my school, he used to go like this.
Thomas Porter, get off of that.
Those are her words, not mine, Mrs Tate.
To be a college professor and earn four times the money?
To be respected
To be what I want
To do what I want
To do what I want
To see marching bands at the college football games.
To tell him that I don't hate him.
To the bride and groom!
To the Tate family, all of us together again.
To walk her down the aisle, and I'm gonna walk her down the aisle.
To... to kiss me, and then, and then, you know...
Translation: Finding the big bucks in tiny little countries whose names you can't pronounce.
Try as I may
Try these. I'm sorry the headset hurt your ears, but they don't come in sizes.
Uh uh, Carla. Oh, Carla, dear.
Uh, i i it's okay. I'll get some music.
Uh, I just... C Caroline and Jeff...
Uh, I'm, uh...
Uh, last year, um, I ate tids and bits...
Uh, no, I've got water, and, uh... Ah.
Uh, no, not yet, no, no, but I have worked with children...
Uh, no. Well, no, 'cause I... 'cause I...
Uh, th the driver just throws you off.
Uh, w well, me neither. But, uh... I just like to smile.
Uh, well, I was... I was wondering i if... if you could change your mind...
Uh, well, j just 'cause I... I may have to move to Florida.
Uh, well, let's see. L... I I... See, 'cause... 'cause I weigh 145...
Uh, well, no, not really.
Uh, would you like some help with that, sir?
Uh, you like red, don't you? Where...
Uh...
Uh... I I I was going to Florida...
Uh... Yeah, just 'cause... just 'cause I wanted... I wanted to bring Carla in...
Um, a a and I can eat all I want.
Um, but I like to call him Danny.
Um, multi tiered financing of petrol chemical surveys...
Um, well, I I don't think so.
Um, yeah, I m... I miss you too.
Um...
Um...
Unhappy together
Until the stars fall from the sky
Very beautiful feet. Nice toes.
Very popular. Louise?
W Wait! Everyone... Everybody, just...
W Watch. Watch this. Watch this.
W when we didn't make it up yet.
W would you mind j j just to sit down for ju...
Wait, Mother, you never even met Michelle.
Wait.
Walk right out
Want to do it
Watch it.
Watch my guitar. Now, easy.
We can take care of each other!
We can't keep saying, "Carla is a slow learner. Carla will blossom. "
We did it.
We don't need you, Mother!
We have to make a decision. This is a special school in Santa Barbara.
We have to send her there, Radley. We don't have a choice. All right?
We haven't had a family meeting in ages. I would love to try it.
We ordered a vegetarian worm. No?
We should be doing something more than kissing.
We should be landing in about 15 minutes.
We thought that the visits sometimes upset the parents...
We were thinking that maybe we would just like to elope, you know?
We're all so glad you're comin'home, pumpkin.
We're all waiting for you. Come on, honey.
We're engaged to be married.
We're gonna have a big wedding ceremony at the church.
We're in or we're out of the money
We're not responsible for lost items...
Well, Carla, those are little girl things, and you're a young woman now.
Well, Carla, you're going to be getting this apartment...
Well, Dad, just... Wh... Uh...
Well, dear, you just completed school. And, in fact, I think they gave you a certificate of completion, didn't they?
Well, during the games, the students throw marshmallows onto the field...
Well, during... Okay.
Well, hello, ladies. How are you doin'?
Well, I don't know. I don't know. They didn't make a Graduate 2.
Well, I feel like I'm the mother of a dedicated underachiever, a gay workaholic...
Well, I I know the difference between a bit and a byte.
Well, I mean, someday you'll be able to take care of this house without me. That's for sure.
Well, i... it's just that there was... there was a lot of kissing...
Well, I'm sorry, but I'm sure she meant that you do it after, you know, you're married or something.
Well, I'm stuffed.
Well, in that case, you remember "No, stop. "
Well, it's... it's Thanksgiving. Remember the... 'm m member what we said we were gonna do on Thanksgiving?
Well, let me take your coat, dear. All right?
Well, my baby keeps on walkin'
Well, no. I hadn't thought of it.
Well, of course she's reliable. I mean, this is her first apartment, though.
Well, she can live near us. That way we can keep an eye on her.
Well, she is a rich girl, but I don't think he's after her money.
Well, thank you, Carla.
Well, then I know that recently you mentioned, um...
Well, then I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take the next customer then, so if you could just move aside.
Well, they're going to be young men.
Well, they're just having fun. They're good guys.
Well, uh, I get... I get... I get to keep... keep lots of marshmallows.
Well, uh...
Well, we're sorry, Carla.
Well, what on Earth is this happening?
Well, Winnie made everything except the sweet potatoes.
Well, yes. Is that okay?
Well, you must really like marching bands then.
Well, you walk right in
Well, you... you don't have to be scared, Carla.
Well!
Well... Good luck, person in her first apartment.
Wh Wh... What's that? What's that?
What about just giving me, uh, enough... enough money just until I... I fi... I find a better job that... that pays...
What about these with the heels? Remember the leather?
What are we waiting for, Daniel?
What are you... What are you writing down?
What are... You know something?
What did they do after they kissed?
What do you think? You think... Do you like it?
What I hear when you don't say a thing
What if I want to go visit...
What if there were a fire? What if there was a burglar?
What is it? What... Ohh!
What is...
What is... What?
What makes a flower grow
What makes the rivers flow
What What makes the rivers flow
What you did was stupid, and I don't want to ever see you again!
What?
What?
What's that you say Mrs Robinson
What's the... What's the matter?
When superstars and cannonballs are running through your head
When the police picked her up, she gave them another name...
When they start to play a slow song, I think what might be best is...
When they're gone
When you reach a certain age and you're not talking to your children...
When you say nothin'at all
When you think you're in love, your eyes are closed to all logic and reason.
Where are you goin'?
Where are you going right now, Carla Tate?
Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio
Where is Carla? We're gonna be late, aren't we?
Where were you this morning?
Which one is more human There's a thought, now you decide
Who are better equipped to handle Carla.
Who gives their blessing that this woman be wed?
Who presents this woman to be married?
Who's next?
Whoo whoo whoo
Why did you do that, Daniel?
Why don't you just, uh, enlighten us with your knowledge of shoes?
Why not?
Why the seasons change
Why the seasons change and change and change
Why? What are they gonna do?
Will you thank Winnie for making me the food bundle?
Winnie, where's Carla? She should be here. She should see this.
Winnie!
With 110 cornets close at hand
With real tests and regular teachers.
With the purposes for which it was instituted by God.
With your fork. No, no, dear.
Without sayin'a word
Without you getting upset in front of everybody, Carla.
Without your touch, oh
Would you have any blues? My friend and I at my school, we love the blues.
Would you like to make a run for it Would you like to take my hand
Would you like to sit down?
Would you mind if I had just a few minutes alone with my family, please?
Wow, Carla. A new boyfriend.
Wow, Mom!
Wow!
Wow. But over there, it's 35.
Wow. Daniel, you have a job?
Y Your mom's not gonna help throw our wedding?
Y... You think she should go to school and be on her own?
Yea!
Yeah, a and I'd hoped you'd accept it.
Yeah, and she also told me...
Yeah, but I don't wanna play...
Yeah, don we now our gay apparel
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, sure. It's great.
Yeah, thank...
Yeah, that's Daniel.
Yeah, that's what Thomas Porter calls it.
Yeah, Winnie tells me that, uh, Carla bought groceries for the family this week...
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Yeah, you look r really pretty.
Yeah!
Yeah? That's it. See? See?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I like that one song where she sings...
Yeah. I'm going to give it to Daniel for Christmas.
Yeah. Okay. Okay, wait just a second.
Yeah. Um, wait.
Yeah. Wait, is that... is that why people drink?
Yeah. Yeah, I love marching bands.
Yeah. You just put it right by the bed, Dad.
Yes, all right. All right. Make a...
Yes, and we agreed it ended badly. Could you... Could you not?
Yes, I will, Daniel McMahon.
Yes, I'm very sure.
Yes, it is.
Yes, Mom, I took all the right buses.
Yes, sir, you picked a very nice bottle. Green.
Yes, they're okay.
Yes, you plan it. I will chip in.
Yes!
Yes! Yes, I want... Um, okay. Okay.
Yes.
Yes. So why support them and not me?
Yo, mama. Welcome to the party.
You always tell me
You and your partner should immediately go and get yourselves a soda.
You are beautiful.
You are mine
You are mine
You better get going. You're going to be late.
You can come and go whenever you want...
You can dance with your cousin Theodore. I'm sure he would love to dance with you.
You can light up the dark
You can stop. Good girl. Open your eyes. Surprise. Do you...
You didn't fail by much, just a smidge.
You don't live here any more, so you don't vote!
You don't need all that make up. No.
You found it!
You gotta find what makes you happy. Danny, what makes you happy?
You have to leave?
You just missed marching band rehearsal, and right now we're working with the Dixieland band.
You know all about it. I understand that. You know all about reproduction. That's excellent. Good.
You know that the, uh, the Chinese say...
You know that your mother was the one who made this animal rescue shelter a possibility.
You know what I do sometimes when I get angry? You know what I do?
You know what? Honey, why don't you go start the car, and I'm gonna go find Carla...
You know what? No. You know, the literary world is just a lot of reclusive writers...
You know what? You always do that, Mother. You know who she is.
You know what. You could just put this in your lap. That's good. That's very nice that way.
You know, a lot of the new books out right now...
You know, I think that they're the hope of the world.
You know, I thought our worst problem was gonna be parking.
You know, they think it's fun and stuff.
You know, they... they advocate disabled people living on their own.
You know, we talked about this. Now, you're ready to go home.
You know... Hello! Guys! This... It's, like, Danny, Michelle... Would you give me a break here?
You look really handsome.
You look very grown up. So I hear you and Jeff settled on a honeymoon spot.
You made everyone laugh at me!
You made me want you
You must like taking bus rides, Daniel.
You never did that, and that... t t that would make me very happy.
You say it best
You see that girl over there?
You think you're going to be able to manage teaching second grade.
You walk right in there
You want to exchange your ticket?
You want to keep time to the music.
You went along with it because you were too drunk to face it.
You're funny, Mom!
You're gonna love me
You're gonna wake... You're gonna wake Mrs Waters' baby.
You're next in line.
You're silly. Oh, dear. Oh, dear, what's the matter with me?
You're stupid!
You're welcome. Okay, bye.
Your job pays you in marshmallows?
Your mama's gettin' tired of buyin' you bikes.
Your mother said another 15 minutes.
Yours until the rivers all run dry
4:30 bus to Las Vegas is now departing.
... country club. Woof!
'Cause I want to live Like animals
'Cause, see... 'Cause guys and girls are different. Daniel.
'Tis the season to bejolly To bejolly
"Carla. " It's from... Excuse me now.
"Disin... " What? Untruthful. Oh.
"Free tids and bits"? You can eat till you burst.
A song Ready, front! Bye, pumpkin!
All right, back up just... The school... It is for the mentally challenged.
All right, excuse me. Ohh! Oh, I'm so sorry.
All right, let's just see what he has to say. Maybe he has a surprise.
All right, of course we have to go. Good. Let's go, then. All right.
All right? All right. Okay. Bye!
All right. Darling, just don't move your hips like that.
All right. Let's do move on, all right? Excellent. All right.
All right. All right. Ease up. You know something? I don't know what you're trying to do.
All right... Well... say goodbye.
And all the time you knew it All the time you knew it
And everything. All right, maybe we will. Maybe I could do that.
And finally, the green. The hospital.
And he... he's a, a musician. Well...
and he's gonna go with us. Boyfriend?
And I don't have a clue Oh, yeah. That's the kid who's leaving.
And I want to live Like animals
And I, I even got her into that... She doesn't want to do those things.
And I'll be yours Yours
And I'm a friend of your mother's. And so, thank you from me...
And I'm not an artist. Okay, but I...
And knowing that... I'm sorry. Would you wait one second?
And life is like Yea!
And now a dance? Yeah. The dance is this Friday.
And now her school... I'm sorry. Where's my drink? What's the matter? What?
And she also told us about penis... Okay, we've got it.
And she's going to be humiliated by those people there. You don't know they're going to humiliate her.
And that boy jumping off the balcony! Oh, wasn't that... Well, well, we didn't exactly plan that.
And the wedding... I know. We're gonna have the wedding reception at the club.
And then she was telling us all about semen... Carla, honey.
And they're beautiful. Carla!
And vulva. Shh. Carla. Just a little less loud, okay?
And what is the blue? That's the police.
and you... Mmm.
And, Carla, come on. That's a very nice shirt, Mom.
And, see, his rent is $500, and he can't afford it, Mom. Honey. Carla.
Any young chaps on the horizon for you yet? Oh!
Are we almost done? What's your hurry?
Aw, Ernie! See how I did that?
Baby, I'm yours Baby, I'm yours
Baby, I'm yours Hi.
Be quiet! Please. Everybody, please. Shh!
Because I'm not their mother. Yes, I know this. You're mine.
birthday present I've ever had. Please don't do that.
Body! Body! Body! Body! My turn!
But can I... Carla... I said I don't think so.
But he's next. So?
But I can't do that with my arms. Yes, you can.
But I don't have $50. Oh.
But it's free over there. Thank you.
But it's my place. No, it is not your place.
But that's not fair. Life isn't fair.
But where is my tea party table that was right here? Who did this?
But you sort of what? Well, it's just 'cause I was with a bunch... some older guys...
But, Mom... Oh, dear.
by God for their mutual joy. Did you just throw something at my head? No.
Bye, Caroline. Bye, sweetie. Bye!
Bye, Daniel! Bye!
Bye, Daniel! Bye! Bye!
Bye, Mom. Bye. Bye. Be good.
Bye! At last Don't worry, Mom. Everything's fine.
Bye. Okay! Bye now!
Careless and free Like animals
Careless and free Like animals
Careless and free Like animals
Carla Tate. Daniel!
Carla, Carla! Hello, puppies. I'll teach you how to behave, little puppies.
Carla, dear. Carla. Carla! Oh, I'll quiet them, Mom. They like me.
Carla, listen to me. Listen. What? What?
Carla, you're... Radley. Radley. No! No! It's my cake!
Carla! Is everything all right?
Carla! Woof!
Carla! Yeah.
Carla? Just a second.
Caroline, where's the wedding going to be? It's gonna be at St John's Church.
Come here, duckies. Carla!
Come here. Come here. This is ridiculous. Listen to me.
Come on, Daniel. Um, well, o okay.
Come on! I cannot believe it. You're still doing the look.
Come on. What makes you happy? I wanna... I wanna take a ride in your Mustang.
Come on. You gotta be happy. This is my sisters happy night thing. No.
Dad, tell Mom that it's not very different. Please.
Daddy, please go up there and do something. B But, Mom... O O Okay.
Danny. Now, please take this ring.
Dear, that is my... Oh, dear. Mom, this is the best...
Deming. This station is Deming. Next stop is El Paso. And then... And then...
Dignity. Dignity.
Dignity. What?
Do Flipper! God, you're a freak. Hey, hey, hey
Do you believe this? What?
Do you have a head? You know, a head. Sorry.
Do you have this in a size eight? She's a little uptight, isn't she?
Do you want me to show you how to do it? No.
Do you, Daniel McMahon, take... Oh... Uh... See, 'cause... 'cause...
Do, do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do O Okay. Okay, bye! I'll see you later.
Don't make trouble. Whoa!
Don't you understand what I'm trying to say? Elizabeth, shut the hell up.
Dr Johnson. Carla's ready to go.
Drew Edison. Excuse me. Oh, sure. Of course.
Drive safe. Bye. Bye!
eat in kitchen, working fireplace. That is good.
Eh, no, it wasn't. Yeah, it was.
Elaine! Whoa oh!
Elizabeth, it should have been filmed for a TV special. Hi!
Elizabeth, now they're all barking. I know.
Elizabeth. Don't worry.
Elizabeth. What?
Elizabeth. Elizabeth Russell. Mmm.
Everybody, we're gonna start with a... Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Carla?
Excuse me. Oh.
Fine. Thank you. Okay, listen.
Four ounces? Yeah.
Free make over demonstration over here. Really?
Free make overs. Oh, it's free?
Fund raising device known to man... Hello, puppy.
Gary! Make sure he gets home! I'm not... I'm not stupid!
Get a cab. Get him home. I don't love him.
Ginger. What? Intended...
Give me your paw, Daniel. Hello.
Go home, Danny. Just get in. Here. Good.
Good. I wasn't expecting to see you till Monday.
Goodbye. Okay, bye.
Guys have a thing. Did you love her?
Happy 22nd, Carla. Yeah!
Happy birthday, dear Carla So high...
Happy Halloween. Hi.
Have you seen her temper? But, Carla, do you know what I did?
He doesn't know it. Look at him. You're kidding me?
He has two jobs, Mom. What kind of jobs does he have, Carla?
He nearly broke my toe. Hey, special boy, why don't you get back on the short bus?
He would just come and move in with me. That's the same as asking for money.
He's asleep. That class is closed? It'll take an extra semester.
He's kind of cute, huh? Uh, yeah.
He's on a break. Okay. Sorry.
Heather would like you to meet Michelle. Where?
Heather! She's capable.
Hello, Carla. Hello.
Hello, puppy. And they used every... Carla, please.
Here you are, sir. Very nice bottle.
Here. There. But...
Here's the police report. Did she really say that I'm smothering her?
Hey! Hi.
Hey. It's not in New Zealand, Jeff.
Hi, Carla! Welcome home. Oh, Carla, it's so good to have you home.
Hi, Carla. Hey, Carla. She... She's my girlfriend.
Hi, everybody! Hey, Danny.
Hi, Francis. Danny.
Hi, miss. We're having a free make over demonstration. No, thank you.
Hi, my name is Carla Tate. Nice to meet you.
Hi, pumpkin. Oh.
Hi, Radley. Did you think so? You don't think I'm ready to be married?
Hi! Hi.
Hi! Watch your step.
Hi. Hey, Danny. Uh, how's it goin'?
Hi. Hi, sweetie.
Hi. I just would love to welcome you to the family.
Hi. Okay. Not that she has any idea what a hotel accommo... Oh.
Hi. Wow.
Hi. You look really pretty. Thank you.
Hold on. Here. That's right. I forgot. Okay.
Honey, we know that. My wedd... No! No, no, excuse me. Calm down.
Honey. Honey. Honey. That's not funny, Daniel!
How are you? Oh, Victoria, you look so lovely. Thank you.
How much longer before we land? We're ahead of schedule.
Huh. Yeah.
I agree. No, next, okay?
I am your friend. No, no, no. L I... No, I don't...
I don't know any Ernie. Good.
I don't know what to tell you, but that bus will take you there. Okay.
I don't know where Charles is. Is she okay? Where is he?
I don't know... That's nice.
I don't wanna have it any more. I just hope you outgrow it, that's all.
I don't want her to be retarded. Of course you don't.
I feel very flattered. Mrs Robinson, will you forgive me for what I just said?
I got two leaky sinks here. Here. Okay.
I guess we'll be forever 10 and 12. Marcia and Jan.
I had this wonderful... it looks like "I love you. "
I hate what he did. Calm down. I know.
I have a gay daughter. It's not like I'm asking you to go on Oprah, mother. Just say it to me.
I have everything you need to get started, I do hope. Next.
I have no one to dance with, Mom. You have someone you can dance with, honey, right here. We'll talk about this, okay? Shh.
I have to go feed my fish. Oh.
I have to go to the dance. Well...
I just... You never look at me!
I knew it. I knew it. This... I love those Georg...
I know a few things about experts. She has... She has significant social adjustment problems.
I know they are beautiful, Mary. But don't you have a son?
I know, I know, dear. Charles!
I know. You're stupid.
I love children. She's a good teacher. I just get mad at adults.
I love to drink, Ernie. Oh, yeah? Come on.
I love you. You're silly.
I mean, what does he want with her anyway? Honey, she's a very attractive girl.
I think he's probably in the restroom. Well... Gary, did you see our limousine driver?
I think it's just as important that I have somebody here that I want here. That's all I'm saying. All you do... Danny and Michelle...
I think that you're really stupid! Carla!
I want to go to school also. That's great.
I want to live Like animals
I want to live Like animals
I want to live Uh, excuse me, sir.
I want you to leave me alone! Carla!
I want you to meet Daniel. Oh.
I will. All right.
I... It's written down, and I see it. All right. Good. All right, honey. Okay. Bye.
I'd just like to say that the only reason I'm even here... Oh, Heather. Huh?
I'd like to sing a song for her. That's not what he was saying... It's okay. It's all right. It's all right.
I'll put his bike away. This earring is driving me crazy.
I'll see if I can find one in coach. I would appreciate that.
I'll... Okay, I'll... I'll play you my favourite one now, okay? Like nobody's
I'm going home, Mother. Carla, come back!
I'm going to that wedding, Elizabeth. Mm hmm.
I'm gonna do my wedding all by myself. Please, Carla.
I'm gonna love you No blues!
I'm gonna stay right here. Okay.
I'm not refuting everything you say! I didn't want to put her in that place!
I'm s... I'm sorry. Why did you tell everybody our love secrets?
I'm sorry, Car... No!
I'm sorry, who is... Are you a groomsman? No. This is my assistant Mark.
I'm sorry. Here we are.
I've heard so much about you. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
If it doesn't work out, she doesn't have to be there. I don't...
Is it time to plan another wedding? Radley!
Is she all right? Yes, she's fine!
Is that okay with you? But, Mom...
Is this your idea of a joke? They are laughing right now...
Isn't that beautiful? Ohh.
It means a lot to me... Do not...
It was such a beautiful wedding. Well, that's very...
It's all right. It's not all right. It's the worst thing I ever...
It's all right. Stop laughing at me!
It's almost time. Uh, yes. Yes, Winnie.
It's Christmas time Hi.
It's not the time to make a big decision. No, but my eyes are not closed, Mother!
It's okay. It's not fair, Radley. It's not fair.
It's slow, like this. No, no. I don't think so, Carla.
It's Swan Lake. Yeah.
It's sweet. You know, and a lot of the owners don't like to rent to people like Carla.
It's very high. Commuter service to Sausalito, Marin City...
It's very nice to meet you. Look, do, uh...
It's, uh... It's necklaces. Oh!
Just be quiet. This is good. It's like Where's Waldo?
Just call up... Winnie, not right now!
Just follow me. Stop it.
Just give him a minute. He might...
Knowin'that I get inside our love All aboard!
L I came to see a girl in the wedding. I don't think so.
L... I know what I'm gonna do. What are you doing now? I'm gonna put it in the kitchen.
Leave me alone! Carla. Carla.
Let's go out there, princess... Ohh, beauty. And slip into your...
Let's go, Charles. We'll be out of here in a minute, Dr Tate.
Let's go... What's that? What's that? Got ya.
Life is but a song I think your boy's gonna be a great baker.
Look at her. It's time to meet Michelle.
Maybe Carla doesn't know what works for her. And you do.
Merry Christmas. It still is.
Mm hmm. And her sister, occasionally. Thanks, Winnie.
Mm hmm. That is so chic. Very.
Mm, that's exciting. Well, I was just calling, Heather...
Mom is right. Oh, pumpkin.
Mom, make him leave me alone. Here. Whoa!
Mom? Yes?
Mom. What, honey?
Mother, why did you do that? Aw, Mom. What did I do?
Mother! What?
Mother! You know what. Daddy, will you make a toast right now?
Mother? Michelle.
My eyes are not closed, Mother! Please, Carla.
My lonely days Eyes right!
My wedding comes once in a lifetime. Listen to me for one minute.
My, uh, boyfriend is coming... Here...
No, I'm a swan. Oh, yeah, a swan. Of course. You...
No, I'm not stupid. I'm not... I'm not stupid! Just go in.
No, no, no. No, no. Charles, get her in the car. You're stupid!
No, no. Actually, it's, uh, Caroline is engaged. Oh!
No, stop, stop. Stop. Yeah.
No! Come back in the cage. Come on.
No! Oh. You sure? You don't want...
No! Please!
No. Are you sure?
No. Caroline. She's gonna spit it out. I can see it.
No. I didn't... Yes, and she did a lot of other things in Sutter Hills.
No. Is he all right? Daniel? Are you okay?
Nothing. Nothing?
Now what... Oh, just... how many of these extinguishers did you buy?
Now, just get in this car, sit down... Where the hell is he? Sit down and relax. Why did...
Now, let's rehearse. Well said. Well said.
Now, Mrs Tate, it's a little small. Kitchen. No, this is out of the question.
O Okay. Hi. I'm Jenny.
Of course they're going to humiliate her! Please...
Oh, a family meeting. Yes! A family meeting.
Oh, boy. Please.
Oh, Carla, don't be sad. Oh, Carla, don't get sad.
Oh, Carla, you don't know what you're saying. Yes, I do.
Oh, come on, now. To Carla!
Oh, congratulations. Bye!
Oh, dear. Well...
Oh, dear. I got a little bit of lipstick on you. I'll be okay.
Oh, don't talk like that about your sister. I don't have a horrible temper.
Oh, Ernie... Yeah?
Oh, I'm feelin' Like animals
Oh, look at this. I have. Look at this evolution coming down the stairs.
Oh, look at you! Careful.
Oh, my God! Come back inside, dear, please. No!
Oh, no, no, Carla. Stop. No, no, don't. No, Carla. And then the teacher would come and...
Oh, pumpkin. My first apartment.
Oh, right here in Sutter Hills. Uh, New Zealand.
Oh, that looks good. Looks good.
Oh, that was so good. And many more I have to make a wish.
Oh, wow! This is my present for my bride.
Oh, wow! Yeah.
Oh, wow. Dad, she's still doing the look. Look...
Oh, yeah, baby. Oop! She's got the pepper spray! She definitely has the pepper spray!
Oh, your Prince Charming. Let's go find Prince Charming. Ohh... Oh, it's Daniel!
Oh! And I thought so too.
Oh! I am so happy, Mama!
Oh! Thank you. Vivian. Yes. That's very... Okay.
Oh! That's him! L... I... Radley, come here just one moment.
Oh. But I don't... I don't wanna do it now.
Oh. T This is the Falcon Bar.
Oh. Okay. Stop right there!"
Ohh, ohh Like animals
Ohh, ohh Like animals
Ohh. All right, tension alert.
Okay, okay. S Sometimes I forget, Ernie. Yeah.
Okay! So deck the halls with boughs of holly
Okay! Yeah. Sure. Sure, dear.
Okay? Okay.
Okay. All right. Okay.
Okay. And a little bit quiet.
Okay. Good night.
Okay. Whoo! Wow!
Okay. To the Ta... I would like to explore my options now, Mother.
Olive juice. While I was soliciting petition signatures at a sorority house...
Permission to come aboard? Permission granted.
Platoon, halt! Oh, my God. L It's Joseph.
Please be seated. Okay.
Please come to our wedding on February 14 at St Francis Church. Heather?
Please, this is not funny. At the wedding.
Potatoes. Good.
prosperity... Radley, what is going on? Someone's throwing...
Radley, we can't do this. That... That was an accident.
Radley. I should've married him.
Really? I bake cookies at Emil's Bakery.
Really? You can walk around in the apartment...
Right there. Yes, what? Now, they don't allow adults and the parents to go visit them. They...
Say cheese! Winnie!
See you at the church. Yes.
See, I want to live Like animals
She happens to be a very unique young woman. Okay.
She has an I. Q bordering on 2nd grade. I know about...
She is beautiful! We have got to! Have you looked at her?
She is gorgeous. She nearly burned the house down with the other two girls in it.
She's dead, you know. Yeah.
She's packing now. Go on through, wolf eyes.
She's studying with friends. Really?
She's the one... Oh, please. That you refer to as my special friend.
She's very pretty anyway, and he just... I'll tell you what he wants. He wants to have his way with her. That's what he wants.
Shut up! Leave me alone! I think you're stupid too!
Sign it. How are you two doing here? Can I get you anything?
Sit down there. This is a surprise. Where is... Where is Daniel?
So how 'bout you, Carla? What?
So, that's an excellent costume you picked out there. Goodbye.
So... Yeah, but that's okay 'cause sometimes...
Some months ago... What are you saying?
Somehow sailing along together. Oh, well, good, good. You're not disappointed in us.
Stand up and I'll show you how you do it. You just sort of... Yeah.
Stop it! I told you, I can't, stupid.
Thank you, Mom. Yes.
Thank you! This is my present for my bride!
Thank you! Okay. Bye, Carla.
Thank you. Teeth okay?
Thank you. Thank you, and merry Christmas.
Thanks, Dad. Love you.
Thanks. I'll be back if you need me.
Thanks. Say hello to Carla. We missed you, Carla.
That is excellent. Uh, Elizabeth, how many... Oh! Thanks.
That is not what... But he's saying that... Daddy. Mark.
That is out of the question. He's just kidding.
That is out... Please. Excuse me. Look what I've done. He's just kidding, dear.
That might be nice. But there were times
That's a hand carved Indian relic. I'm sorry.
That's a joke, Mom. You're gonna have a wonderful time tonight.
That's good. Yeah.
That's nice. So a doctorate, Jeff? That is so refreshing.
That's not fair. Bye bye now.
That's okay, isn't it? The only requirement at Polytechnic is that you pay.
That's such a pretty painting. She...
That's very funny, but not hysterical. All right? Okay!
That's was a joke, Mom. He's a stand up comic. It was a good joke. Mmm. Yes.
The middle child's wedding. I am the middle child. Caroline. Honey. Caroline, honey.
There's your suit, Dr Tate. Thank you. Thank you. It's been pressed.
They do? I've been to Hong Kong several times, and I've never heard that.
They're from college. Yeah.
This is hip. Hip. Those are not what we want. Thank you so much.
This is pretty. Okay.
This is so great! Carla? This is...
To the left. Thanks a lot. Okay, honey, here we are now.
Trick or treat! My dad gives these instead of candy.
Uh, did my dad send a cheque... Oh, yeah, yeah. For, for my allowance?
Uh, he's a retard. Oh, and that's supposed to be my problem?
Uh, hey, that smells like a good year, pal. Come on. Come on inside. Well, I...
Uh, I don't think you need... I know that you don't like Daniel now...
Uh, I showed it to her earlier. It's a list that I...
Uh, me? You? Us? What? Well, no, dear, not us.
Uh, you sure you don't want me to walk you in? No, Dad, I'm not... I'm fine.
Uh, you're taking Computer 101. Yeah.
Uh... Well, let's get your bike.
Very careful. Good girl. That's right. It's hot. Wow.
We can do wonders for you, I promise. Good. Thanks.
We do. We do.
We'll look at that. We'll look at that right... Hello, Mrs Tate.
We're excited. What about you, Heather?
We're gonna be calling you Granny soon. Well, I hope so. Oh, what's the matter?
We're gonna check on the limo. All right.
Welcome home! I missed you! It's so good to see you!
Welcome home. G... Hello. Hello. Here. I'll take this.
Well done. Thank you. You have been fabulous!
Well, he wor... One w... He works at the bakery. The bakery.
Well, I like "The Lace Maker. " Mm hmm.
Well, I mean, not don't like to... I'm sorry, but there are no people like Carla, okay?
Well, looks like you're doing just fine. And it is such thanks to you.
Well, okay. Do you... You wanna... You wanna get a soda and something to eat first?
Well, that can happen to anyone, honey. "What if?" No, but not with Carla.
Well, that sounds okay. Yeah. See... Yeah.
Well, this is... I want my things.
Well... Hot roll or baguette?
Well... What?
Wh What are you doing here? I came to tell you the best news.
What about that, Radley? Ah, I need another drink.
What are they up to? Okay.
What are we movin' the presents for? Why don't we just take a vote? Yeah, voting's nice.
What I really like is the kitchen. Yeah, isn't that beautiful?
What is this? Fire.
What the hell do they know? They are experts, and she has all the symptoms.
What? Honey, I think you just...
What? It's tight. This shoe's a little tight.
What? Oh, my God, it's Daniel.
What? You look different to me, dear.
What? What did you say? Nothing.
What's going on, huh? Beginning my grand tour in Florence.
What's going on? No, just wait one second, okay?
What's wrong with him, Mother? Nothing is wrong with him, Carla.
Whenever you're around I feel the earth
Where is she? Okay, okay, okay.
Where'd you get that? At Michelle's, uh, Soho boutique, actually.
Who are you? This is... This is Ernie. He's a painter.
Who gives the... Will you turn that down?
Who's that? Uh... Oh, well, um...
Whoo! Yeah!
Whose apartment might you be visiting, Carla? Nobody's.
Why did he do it? Peace
Why? Because from far away...
Why? I don't know.
Why? To live with my mom.
Why? When someone smiles like that, they're in love.
Winnie. A special dessert for Carla.
Woof! Woof! Carla.
Would she do that again? I believe she will, yes.
Wow! And, but to do that, I need a high school diploma.
Wow. And today your mother's gonna get some recognition, which she deserves.
Wow. What's the matter with... I might be having a breakdown.
Yea! Yeah! Do more, Heather. No.
Yeah, all by myself in my own apartment. I could never do that.
Yeah, and if Daniel is not here... Dad, I mean it.
Yeah, I'll second that. Come on, you guys! This is fun.
Yeah, my... my dad sells Mercedes. Yeah. Right. Okay.
Yeah, never again. I love you.
Yeah, Thanksgiving. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah, yeah. All right. That's very good. No, no. I know all about it.
Yeah! Oh, just occasionally her sister.
Yeah. All right.
Yeah. Do they live happily ever after, Daniel?
Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't know you were entertaining a lady.
Yeah. Patting. Patting is good.
Yeah. We're coming, Dad!
Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You disappointed with the girls?
Yeah. And I recycled all the garbage, Mother. I know.
Yeah. It makes me feel good. Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Well, all the movies I've s seen, Mom, they all... I guess you always knew it
Yes, it does! No, it doesn't.
Yes, this is a fun shoe, Mom. I don't think so. Thank you very much.
Yes, you could. I could?
Yes. Wow!
Yes. Yes. And I can love.
You could come and help me pick an apartment out... Not quite so hard to Mom. Okay.
You do like him? Oh, I like him. It's just I don't know if you're ready...
You do? Yeah.
You don't wanna miss that party. What's that right there? Oh.
You gave my room to somebody else? No!
You go, Carla. Okay. Now it's my turn.
You know my mother Pucky. Of course I know Pucky.
You know that was an accident. It was not. We can't keep saying things like that.
You know what? I just... Mother, we've had this conversation several times.
You know, Ridley? Radley.
You know, they'll just do it for you or show you how. Really?
You remember the club, don't you, Carla dear? Yeah!
You said I could. I know, I know. Okay, okay.
You said you didn't want to do that. Yeah, but that was before...
You think that's gonna be enough for them? It's enough for me.
You want a pretzel or a marshmallow? Yeah, thank you.
You're better! I'm not a baby!
You're better. You're better. Stop touching me!
You're really strong, Rachel. Yeah, Danny, thanks.
You're too kind. The youth orchestra, the theatre, the library.
...and sometimes played at funerals.
'C Cause my dad won't pay my rent any more...
'Cause I don't think that's gonna fit in the back seat of the car.
'Cause I just run away in my mind
'cause I looked older than the teachers.
'Cause I love sailing with you. The girls, they never really liked sailing much.
'Cause I would... 'Cause I would never hurt you.
'cause I... 'cause I failed my classes.
'cause I... 'cause I have an idea for... for us.
'Cause I... I got the, um...
'Cause I... I... I... I love you every minute.
'Cause I... You know. You have to be a guy to understand that.
'Cause I'm free
'Cause I'm free
'cause she mostly drew pictures.
'Cause she... she throws a really nice wedding.
'cause this is where I usually sit when I'm waiting for buses.
'cause you feel more comfortable.
'Cause you know why?
'Cause you... you're the last person in the world that I'd ever hurt.
'Cause, 'cause I'm ready.
'Round yon virgin Mother and child
"Baby, I'm Yours. "
"Don't put gum under the cafeteria table!
"Hat hair. "

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