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Jerry and Marge Go Large

Jerry and Marge Go Large

Jerry and Marge Go Large is a captivating comedy-drama film that tells the extraordinary true story of Jerry and Marge Selbee, directed by Marco Calvopina. This heartwarming movie takes viewers on a thrilling ride that explores the relentless pursuit of the American Dream, starring an exceptional cast including Oscar-winning actors Jack Nicholson as Jerry Selbee and Helen Mirren as Marge Selbee. The film was released in 2022, delighting audiences with its unique blend of humor and inspiration.

Jerry and Marge Go Large follows the lives of Jerry and Marge Selbee, a humble couple with a passion for playing the lottery. Set in the small town of Evart, Michigan in the early 2000s, the story depicts their everyday struggles as they find themselves on the brink of financial ruin. Jack Nicholson delivers a remarkable performance as Jerry, a retired high school math teacher who discovers a secret flaw in the state lottery system.

Driven by his love for numbers, Jerry teams up with Marge, his devoted wife played by the incomparable Helen Mirren. Together, they embark on a journey to exploit this unanticipated opportunity. As the couple starts winning massive prizes, their lives take an unexpected turn. They quickly find themselves in the center of a nationwide scandal, surrounded by critics and admirers alike, all eager to uncover their secret.

The film masterfully captures the dynamic between Jerry and Marge. Nicholson's portrayal showcases Jerry's dry wit and intellect, while Mirren brings Marge's determination and unwavering support to life. Their on-screen chemistry is palpable, making every scene a joy to watch. The story not only chronicles Jerry and Marge's rise to unimaginable wealth but also delves into the strains this newfound success places on their personal relationship.

Jerry and Marge Go Large is a rollercoaster of emotion, effortlessly shifting from lighthearted comedy to poignant drama. The screenplay by Daniel Bowman weaves a compelling narrative that explores themes of love, integrity, and the pursuit of happiness. As the pressure mounts, Jerry and Marge face difficult decisions and grapple with the consequences of their actions.

One of the film's highlights is the stellar supporting cast, including Sarah Paulson as investigative journalist Lisa Baker, determined to expose Jerry and Marge's secret. Paulson delivers a powerful performance, adding depth to the movie's dramatic undertones. Other notable performances include Michael Shannon as Jacob, a devoted friend and fellow lottery enthusiast, and Octavia Spencer as Sylvia, a skeptical neighbor who becomes an unexpected ally.

Jerry and Marge Go Large features a remarkable soundtrack that heightens the film's emotional impact. The original score, composed by John Williams, perfectly complements the on-screen action, enhancing both comedic and dramatic moments. The film also incorporates popular songs from the era, transporting audiences back to the early 2000s with nostalgic tunes that will leave them humming long after the credits roll.

If you are eager to experience the magic of Jerry and Marge Go Large, you can find the film at your local theater or play and download the soundtrack on all major streaming platforms. Brace yourself for a thrilling ride filled with laughter, tears, and a newfound appreciation for the lengths people will go to in pursuit of the American Dream.

A fishing boat. What...
A little over four.
About drawing a logo for Pop Pop's business.
Absolutely.
Actually, I'm gonna get them first.
Ah. That's way more stupid.
All right, folks, check those numbers. We wish you the best of luck.
All right, guys, it's gonna be a big one. It's all of us now, so make it count.
All right, let's break this guy.
All right, night.
All right, old man, suit yourself.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Aah.
All right. I'll be right there.
All right. You grab that.
All right.All right, what?
All these bright, young people helping you get rich.
Also, I'm gonna need you all to fill out about 300 lottery slips,
Always happy to meet with our loyal players, Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.
And a one in 1,500 chance of hitting four.
And announced they will phase out the game after tonight's drawing.
And call everything port and starboard.
And don't worry, we left you two the counting part.
And everybody starts betting, and Benjamin Button gets in his truck.
And everyone you play with.
And get started.
And hardly anybody was winning the jackpot,
And he would know.
And how many WinFall tickets did you sell at your store?
And I found us a small town to play in.
And I had to find out if I was right.
And I hope you find your frog.
And I realized that I wasn't really angry at you.
And I started calculating how fast the bobber was moving
And I'll be right out.
And I'm not about to gamble with it.
And it was at that moment that I realized
And let me tell you from experience, being here all day sucks.
And Massachusetts isn't that far.
And nobody gets six numbers.
And now you have a boss who's going to let you sleep in.
And our very last number for today is number 23.
And she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it.
And so far we kind of suck at it.
And sweat, and passion, okay?
And teach my wife how to grade papers?[ALL CHUCKLE]
And tell me what I'm doing wrong? Oof.
And that doesn't work for anybody but you.
And that is how much we brought.
And that's where my buddy, Darryl, comes in.
And that's why everyone in town trusts you to take a chance.
And the Downtown fund will cover the rest.
And the two number winners just gives us free tickets,
And their womb can have babies.
And then I hear him ask me, "What do you think, Dad?"
And then we bet a million in one day. I mean, we own the game.
And then when it hits two million, we know a roll down is coming in,
And then you finally took your shot, and you brought us all with you.
And then, the last letter...
And they missed it.
And they won't even know that we have a duffle bag full of cash.
And to care about all these people the way you do,
And took advantage of it, to the tune of millions of dollars.
And we discovered a flaw.
And we don't know how long this game is gonna last.
And we hope you're a winner.
And we lose $1 million?
And we will.Well, that's easy for you to say.
And we would like two machines at the Liquor Hut in Sunderland.
And we'll handle all the betting.
And were wondering if you could stop by.
And what would you do?
And where do we get $1 million?
And with more capital, we can control the game.
And won't yell at me.
And you are killing the ambience of our liquor store.
And you brought this town back from the dead
And you flipped it 1,000 times,
And you show me what you can do
And you, for keeping a secret.
And, boy, sent your profits through the roof.
And, Old Frank can sure use a mail truck he doesn't fall out of.
And, uh, we're gonna give him an extra share, but here you are.
And...Oh.
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Cross those fingers, our very last lucky number is 21.
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Forty three.So, how'd it go with the boat?
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Our next number is 46...
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Thirty one.
ANNOUNCER OVER MICROPHONE: Ladies and gentlemen,
Any questions?
Anyhoo...
Anyway...my tractor's running.
Are they upset?
Are you aware there's a player in Michigan winning millions every month?
Are you depositing a penny?
Are you having a stroke?
Are you sure?Hmm.
As you can see by our returns, it works.
As you might have imagined it,
At a good garage sale.
Aw, you're disappointed in me?
Bathroom lights?No. That'd be stupid.
Because he calculated that was a smarter purchase.
Because I will do that.Well, that is fun.
Because I'm here all day.
Because it looks like a "1",
Because it's an adventure.
Because it's not fair to the regular players.
Because it's what you need to dig a grave.
Because nobody at the lottery figured out what I did.
Because right now we're losing
Because she knows it'll work.
Because the day would come when you could help them.
Because they were free.
Because this is mine.
Because you don't do anything.
Because you had calculated there was,
Because you knew that once everybody saw it,
Been better.
Before you realized there was a flaw in the math.
Believe me, I wanted to.
Best euro I've ever spent.
Beyond dropping out of school because I blew my entire tuition?
Bill just wants to keep his share of GS Strategies.
Bill, I'd like to introduce you to GS Investment Strategies.
Bill, you need a new frog.
BILL: But they're not hoping to get lucky.
BILL: Come on!
BILL: Hey!
BILL: I'm gonna get you first.
BILL: Jerry and Marge dissolved our betting group
BILL: Jerry did finally give in and buy himself a new truck,
BILL: These are my friends, Jerry and Marge Selbee.
BILL: We doubled it!
Bill?BILL: Hey, Jerry. Hey, Marge.
Binomial distribution only considers two factors.
BOTH: Whoo!
BOY 1: I told you we should have...
BOY 2: Did you get the pretzels?GIRL 3: Yeah.
BOY 2: Yeah.
Boy, oh, boy.
BOY: Bathroom vacancy grid.
Brats and... Oh.HOWARD: Cheddar?
Bring in the whole town.
But anybody that wins above 60,000 is in the public record.
But binomial distribution doesn't consider the third factor.
But by using it, we've introduced a variable that changes it.
But I hid it behind the Yoo hoo this morning so that nobody would get it.
But I'd rob a bank if it gave us something to talk about.
But I've been running simulations during the drawings, and it's right.
But if we create a roll down when nobody expects it, we take it all.
But if you flipped it 5,000 times, the probability gets closer to 50%.
But in the end, you're just seeing less.
But instead...
But it only works if you can bet big.
But it took a long time for me to figure people out.
But it turns out it's this room that matters.
But it's also like being retired,
But it's going to take time,
But it's online,
But it's over.
But last time I checked, my father never made $1 million in a night.
But look at this guy. Wins big every three weeks.
But on the roll down weeks,
But the game has been a huge success for the state.
But the reason you won't share the pot is because you have nothing else.
But then I thought, "Heck, the prom ends at midnight,
But then on the long drive here,
But there are dividends that you can access.
But they said you're only allowed one per location,
But they'll still turn your mouth blue.
But this story doesn't start there.
But this... this popcorn's very stale. Ugh.
But we're behind on our bills, and don't have enough for a share?
But we're so close.
But what the hell? Put me in for 1,000. [LAUGHS]
But, uh, I just can't have customers in here.
But, you know, every system can use an improvement.
By the way, a bunch of us are pooling money
Bye bye.
Can I get dressed first?
Can that be right?
Can we show Pop Pop?
Can you get money from your dad?I'm not asking him for shit.
Can you stay open later?
Card was declined, Helen. I'm sorry.
Cashing tickets for people who owe child support, or have a warrant,
Cheers.
Come on, pull over.We're only a mile from home.
Come on.
Darn right.DOUG: Are you going to also come by
Darn!JERRY: Whoa!
Depends which ocean you're on.
Did that woman just rob you?
Did you check for other claims?Yes. There was one.
Did you ever think maybe the world wasn't passing you by?
Do I like fishing? I do? Okay.Yeah, you took me once.
Do you accept other forms of payment?
Do you have 10 grand?No.
Do you not see all these empty cubicles?
Do you really think we're the only ones who know?
Does it?
Does laughing at you count?
Doesn't look like much.
Doesn't mean they won't.
Don't need a logo.Logos help.
Don't need an appointment.Okay.
Doug, put it on top there.Yup. All right.
Doug, the Porters lost power in their barn and they want you to come take a look.
Doug, would you watch the grill for a second?
DOUG: Dad...
DOUG: Jesus.
DOUG: Oh, God. Here we go.
DOUG: Okay, talk to me. So you wanna renovate it?
DOUG: That was your one job. You did so good.You okay?
Drive for two hours, get a free burger.
Dude, it's over. Nobody wants to do it anymore.
Dude, we might not ever need a real job.
Dude.Whatever. It worked.
Eating too fast.
Eight thousand WinFall tickets is, like...
Eight thousand.
Eight?$8,000.
Enjoy your golden years.
ERIC: Hey, only take a piece if you contributed to the fund.
ERIC: Oh, my God.
Evart should start selling houses for a dollar, like they do in Tuscany.
Everybody rides.
Everybody seems to think it is.
Everything I had to do.
Except the letter "I," which they skip
Except they didn't see it.
Feeling trapped in a gross hotel, filling bins with losing tickets
Feels like we really are robbing a bank.
Find me a headline that I can
Fine. I'll do it on my own.
Fingers on the laces.Yeah.
Five times a year.
Folks, those numbers, one more time, are 23, 45, 01, 25, 06 and 21.
For him to retire.I know.
For that long without breaking a hip,
For the lottery tonight.
For the town of Evart.
For what he fears will be the last time.
Four.
From my source at the AG's office.
From whom?
Full house.
Full time online travel agent.
Gerald Selbee, every three weeks.
Get the festival going, and finish rebuilding before it pushes back.
Get to your location and don't leave until you print all your tickets.
Getting up before dawn just like he has every day for 42 years,
GIRL 1: It's gonna be insane.
GIRL 2: Crazy.
GIRL: Yes!BOY 1: Whoo!
Give or take.
Go big or go home. [CHUCKLES]
Go on, sit on down.
Go, go, go.
Going to work at the Corn Flakes factory,
Good evening, folks, and welcome to this week's WinFall lottery roll down.
Good luck happens, same as bad.
Good luck, it happens same as bad?
Good luck. Yeah.Thanks.
Got it all right here.
Got the wrong room. Got the wrong room.
Grab your tickets, have a seat and let's get right to it.
Great move, genius.
Guess you haven't run the math out on that, huh?
Ha ha! I see you! Go get 'em, boy!
Hah. Reminds me of our wedding night.
Ham radio. We're gonna hit some dead zones.
Have a good walk home.HOWARD: Okay.
Have to play the one in Massachusetts now.
Have you?
He and Shirley get to use the hot tub whenever they want.
He called your bluff, okay? There's nothing we can do but accept it.
He finally got to use his gift to connect to people.
He just doesn't know the formula for "I miss you."
He made how much?
He thinks I'm studying to be a lawyer, like him.
He wants a war? We'll give him one.
He wants to know. What do you think?
He was 16, 17.
He was talking about a girl that he liked.
He wouldn't have come, Howard.
He'll be okay.
He's right. It's not who we are.
He's the best line manager we ever had, right?
He's wants to bring in other partners from the firm.
He's won this much?Yeah.
HEATHER: Hey, Doug?
Heck, I can do anything.
HELEN: [SIGHS] Dang it. Maybe I have cash. Let me just...
HELEN: Thanks, Leon.
Here are the keys.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here you go. That's for you.
Here you go.Thank you.
Here, let me show you...
Here.
Here. So, if you take a coin
Here's to 46 more years.
Hey, buddy. How's school?Uh, Dad.
Hey, Dad, if I lived here, I would welcome that.
Hey, hey! Hey. Hey!
Hey, I got two more shareholders.
Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Jerry. Making a deposit?
Hey, kid, those are buy one, get one free,
Hey, Mindy.
Hey, Raj!
Hey, so how many days do you think we'll need?
Hey, Steve.
Hey, Steve.Hey, Rhoda.
Hey, uh, if we're gonna do this again,
Hey, what is GS whatever?
Hey, when's the part where you get to turn in all the winners?
Hey, why are there ultrasonic sensors on our toilet stalls?
Hey, would you hand me a 10 mil?Yeah.
Hey, you know, I've been working on that Eat, Pray, Lovetrip for you.
Hey, you should be traveling.
Hey, you think we can get one of those offices downtown, like Steve's?
Hey. Bill! Bill, what happened?
Hey. I finished early tonight.
Hey. I got an idea.Yeah?
Hey. What happens if somebody wins the jackpot
His lottery calculation won a grand total of $27 million.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. How's my account?
Hmm. No. No.HOWARD: Yep.
Holy cow!
Holy... It's jazz fest?What?
Honey.
Hopefully this was your week.Okay.
House always wins.
How are we on batteries?
How are you at logos?Good.
How are you helping them?
How badly do you want to go and just count all those tickets?
How did you guys do this for weeks?
How did you... We missed the final play.
How do you make a living with only six clients?
How many weekends you have left.
How you started working here in high school?
How's the boat?
Howard got him a deal on it, but his commission is that
HOWARD: Ah, I'm just sad we couldn't have had it when Prince was around.
HOWARD: No, a little more than that.
HOWARD: Thank you so much.MARGE: All right. Well, goodnight.
HOWARD: To Jerry.DOUG: All right.
HOWARD: Yeah.
HOWARD: Yes, you can.I can count. I just don't like to count.
HOWARD: You know, every town has a thing.
HOWARD: Yup. All the shareholders are chipping in.
Huh, that's a good point.What is? I wasn't making a point.
Huh?
Huh.
Huh.
I already got us one right next to his.
I am checking.
I am sorry.
I am.
I believe we are done.
I can bring you another one.
I can do it.Let's get rolling.
I can't even remember the last time that we had...
I can't get mine to open.
I cannot believe you are my accountant.
I counted nickels with you because it was something I understood.
I did buy this.
I did everything I was supposed to do.
I did say that.
I did.
I didn't calculate the frequency of probability.
I didn't know a better way to spend time with you.
I didn't say he was a retiree.
I didn't think it would be playing the lottery,
I don't do clicks. I do news.
I don't eat meat, Dad.
I don't have any other appointments. I have six clients.
I don't have many regular clothes.
I don't have to be. Um...
I don't know what that is.BILL: Marge?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't really need your capital anymore.
I don't think I can get out if I tried.
I don't think that's a thing.
I don't think they know how to open the newsletter.
I don't think this door locks.
I don't want you to.
I don't. I just became an online travel agent. See the posters?
I figured out the math, and I won $15,000.
I found a flaw in the lottery.
I gave $20 to Shirley's lottery pool.
I gave him that line.
I get confused by them all.HOWARD: You don't care. You don't care.
I got some great rates.
I got the coupons.
I got the key.
I got tired of walking in there and seeing feet under every stall.
I guess it wouldn't be a prom without dumb teenagers.
I guess it's not such a big deal now.
I guess we fire up some of that delicious motel coffee
I had no idea.
I had some questions about the WinFall game.
I had to try it.
I have a dorm.
I have a meeting.
I have a pig on a tractor.
I have an army of bettors. You won't even have to leave your rocking chairs.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I have Windows, I think.
I just bought a Corvette.Yeah, I can see that.
I just don't understand this.It's just math.
I just got a cruise I gotta cancel now.
I just knew that I wanted to.
I just need you out of the game.
I kind of have a system.
I kinda wish we'd won the jackpot. Just once.
I know my line is shutting down, but...
I know you've waited a really long time
I know, but you and Dad, you gotta have fun together.
I know. We need to work on it.
I like stale.
I mean, downtown is back, the jazz fest is coming.
I mean, I never get to spend time with you guys, and, you know...
I mean, it looks right.
I mean, not that year, because the girl sued us.Yeah.
I mean, we're supposed to be doing stuff together anyway, right?
I mean, WinFall takes in 100 grand a day,
I mean, you've been taking care of this place for years.
I meant the empty bag of Oreos.
I missed my chance.
I myself invested in a very luxurious man cave.
I need a headline.
I need a new frog.
I need to find someone like you.
I ordered a second machine from the lottery,
I said I would take a shift.
I saw you eat seven Oreos.
I suppose I can go to Ace...Wait a minute.
I think I still owe you a prom night.
I think I'll walk home tonight.
I think one of those investors might actually kill me.
I think we're gonna need more Oreos.
I thought an alarm would go off and they'd start yelling at me.
I thought it was supposed to be more without the split.
I wanna have fun.
I wanna have fun.
I wanna make a withdrawal.
I was always good with math,
I was just checking to see how we did. Um, you know, curious.
I wish he would.
I wish you all the best of luck.
I won a free ticket last week, which lost.
I won the jackpot before we ever started.
I would help, but, uh, I can't count.
I wouldn't charge much.
I...
I... felt silly.
I... I found this flaw in the game,
I'd like to ask you some questions about GS Investment Strategies.
I'd like to withdraw $2,000.
I'd sleep in the car if I had to.
I'd still be at the factory if they didn't cut my line.
I'll be back in a couple of days with a deposit.
I'll be in your business, Pop Pop.
I'll call you in a month for my next appointment.
I'll give you a hand.All right.
I'll print you one, Shirley.
I'll work it out.I know you will.
I'm busy.Well, can you show us how it works?
I'm disappointed.
I'm doing one on the lottery.
I'm going to miss it.Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna drive down to Grand Rapids more often.
I'm gonna get a beer.
I'm gonna need to charge you for using the microwave.
I'm gonna take you up on that.
I'm in, too.
I'm in. Can I be in?
I'm just trying to do the right thing.
I'm playing the lottery, and I'm winning.
I'm playing the lottery.
I'm sad to report that, due to some new variables in the game...
I'm sure that helps out on the farm, but at Harvard,
I'm telling you, Dottie has done such a great job with this bookstore.
I'm thinking about it anyway.DAWN: Okay.
I'm too old to wait it out.
I'm undergoing some marital trauma at the moment.
I'm watching a program.
I've never done anything criminal like this.
I've waited 40 years for it to be just us,
I've watched you spend so much of your life
I've worked all my life.
If I told you that, you wouldn't come.
If it does, we'll get a ride.Yeah.
If the Harvard team can trigger a roll down, they run the game.
If there's a roll down, he's going to play.
If we keep winning, we could actually hire somebody to play there.
If we sell shares, we'll have more capital to invest.
If we're going to have a fund for the town,
If you bet at least 10 grand, the odds tilt towards the buyer.
If you count the letters, uh,
If you let me put that in stocks, I could probably get you 10%.
If you push against something, it's gonna push back.
If you wanna get that going, push your button.
In fact, his Corvette is actually in one of our parking spots.
Increases above the amount that you would pay to play.
Is give up on a problem before you find a solution.
Is he okay?
Is it?Yeah.
Is just a memory I will never ever forget.
Is that's all bullshit.
Is there a bar at this motel?
Is your dad in on this?
It came in!What did?
It doesn't seem like work.
It is if you wanna sell the idea. I took a class on marketing.
It is jazz fest.
It is more fun when you're here.
It is now.
It means that on the roll down weeks,
It never rolls down before three.
It rolled down last night, and we missed it.
It starts with Jerry,
It takes weeks for a roll down, right?
It was fun.
It was more than just a game to him.
It won't be hard. I mean...
It would have been nice to just throw the football or something.
It wouldn't have felt the same.
It'll be an adjustment.
It'll take four days of betting,
It's 500 a share.Okay.
It's a liability.
It's a small town that's not exactly in its prime.
It's all work shirts.
It's always just math.
It's because they don't care.
It's been three years.
It's getting paper cuts in a motel filled with prostitutes and drug dealers.
It's just math.
It's just math. Nothing personal.
It's just not for me.
It's like having a job.
It's like sorting through coins, looking for buffalo nickels,
It's never been a gift. It's been a trick.
It's Newton's law.
It's not about the math. It's about being human.
It's not against the rules to buy tickets.
It's not gambling.
It's not gambling. It seems like a risk, but the market...
It's not that.
It's not. I'm evaluating
It's Steve.
It's stuffed inside the Frosted Mini Wheats box.
It's that simple.Do you have a logo?
It's the only way I can make sense of things.
It's time to risk it.
Jer and Marge!
Jerry can explain it to you.
JERRY OVER PHONE: I will be sending out an official shareholder report.
Jerry,
Jerry, how much is a Euro?
Jerry, pull over.
JERRY: All right. Well, go ahead...
JERRY: And that about does it.
JERRY: Beautiful plastic china.
JERRY: Gin, or poker, or cribbage,
JERRY: Hello, hello, everybody.WOMAN: Oh, hey!
JERRY: Hey. Oh.Oh. Got our dinner.
JERRY: Holy cow!
JERRY: I may just do that.
JERRY: I tried to answer all their questions in the newsletter.
JERRY: If we bet the whole $15,000...
JERRY: It's a math problem, really.
JERRY: It's taking everything in me not to do it right now.
JERRY: Let's get started.
JERRY: Morning, Leon.LEON: Morning, Jerry.
JERRY: Ninety eight.
JERRY: Ninety nine.
JERRY: Oh, there's Steve.
JERRY: Okay.
JERRY: Ooh.
JERRY: So here's the thing.
JERRY: Sorry, the motel's not so great.
JERRY: Well, we got 8,000 tickets to check.[MARGE SIGHS]
JERRY: Well, we'll have to take care of that.
JERRY: Yeah, how about that?
JERRY: Yeah.DOUG: All right.
Jerry!
Jerry?
Jerry.
Jerry's got it all worked out.
Just being overlooked and pushed around.
Just better odds.
Just like Howard did.
Just poke around for something.
Just yours, plus six more.Yes!
Kind of lost the magic ever since Steely Dan stopped touring.
LAWYER: Yes. You get everything.
Leon will regret that.
Leon, what happened to WinFall?
LEON: Better odds.
LEON: Hey, Jer.
LEON: I know you're good for it.
Let me give you some paper.
Let me just have it for one minute.
Let me just take one minute.
Let's be a little stupid. Huh?
Let's do this!
Let's go. Pack up your stuff. You're coming home.
Let's go.Oh.
Let's not... Let's not open that.
Let's ride.
Like a kangaroo.[JERRY LAUGHS]
Like many of their friends and neighbors,
Like what?
Listen, as much as I'd like to see if you can stand behind that thing
Literally the only time I was going to get to use that today.
Lives in Michigan. A retired factory worker.
Look at the winnings in Sunderland, from only two locations.
Look at this.
Look it up.
Look, first off, I can say that we're doing pretty darn well.
Look, I'm...
Look, we're really only hurting each other by playing at the same time,
Look, you gotta be more aggressive.
Look, you had a good run.
Looks like money well spent.Yeah.
Looks like the numbers a crazy man drew on his cell wall.
Loser!
Lots and lots of lottery tickets.
Lottery officials expressed their surprise at the discovery
Lure people here.
Made you a fresh pot. French roast.JERRY: Oh.
Make it six, then.
Makes it fair for anybody who plays.
MAN: Hey. Why don't you tell these guys
MAN: Jerry! Marge!JERRY: Huh.
MAN: Thank you.
MAN: Yeah!
MAN: Yeah.
Managing it, it's gonna be a full time job.
Marge, how long is this gonna take?
MARGE: Hi.
MARGE: How would they know how much to bet?
MARGE: No, Shirley, it's not criminal.
MARGE: Oh.
MARGE: Oh.
MARGE: Okay, here we go.
MARGE: So glad you got the day off.
MARGE: The Pick and Shovel. [LAUGHS]
MARGE: What?They're moving out the WinFall machine.
MARTIN: Lottery winners get a lot of clicks.
MARTIN: Tyler Langford.
Math.
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
MAYA: The lottery?
Maybe you were meant to be here.
Me, too, but I mean, I didn't expect this. Look at you guys. It's like Up.[LAUGHS]
Me, too.
MIDGE: Okay. Have a good day.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. I know.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.I told you it'd be worth the drive.
Mmm.Whoo.
Morning, Leon.Morning, Jerry.
Most days, I don't even leave the house.
Most of them think a firewall is something in their chimney, so...
Moving on to our next...[TV STOPS]
Mr. Grazio?
My appointment is at 10: 00.
My dad gave me enough money to take you to the prom.
My goodness.
My goodness.DOUG: Good job. You didn't spoil it.
Nah. It's gonna be more fun. You take that.
Nah. This one works.
Nice.
No criminal record.
No more cigarette burns, huh?Yeah.
No teacher to pull us apart.
No thanks, Bill.All right. Ow!
No way is this enough.[BOY CHUCKLES]
No, I mean, you know, just someone that's still fertile.
No, I only drink Jager and Red Bull. But thank you.
No, I was disappointed that I let a selfish kid like you get to me. Huh.
No, I'd be happy to.
No, it's only about a 10 hour drive if our truck doesn't break down.
No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy! No, no, no, no, Liz.
No, no, no, I'm good. It sounds great.
No, no. That's okay.
No, not you. You're insignificant.
No, she's just pissed off 'cause I filed for divorce,
No, thank you.
No, that's impossible. It's only the second week.
No, that's still meat.
No, then you're not gonna learn about the numbers.
No, you don't need to do that.
No, you said you didn't know
No, you said you'd come at 10: 00.
No.
No.
No.
No. 16,000.$16,000.
No. He... Um...
No. I'm in charge.
No. No, no, no, no.
No. No.
No. No. It rolled down.
No. No. This is a shareholder meeting. It's not a party.
No. State lottery commission.
No. Uh...
No. We're assholes.
No. We're gonna play the lottery.
No. We're professional lottery players.
No.Why?
No.Yeah, well, I guess people will just
No.Yep.
No.You can't hold it?
Nobody cared.
Nobody knew what you could do.
None.
Nope.
Nope.
Not a third, which is human error, or a fourth,
Not all the time. But I think that's why I like it.
Not every time.
Not everybody can pull off 42 years
Not just for the state.
Not much of a name.
Not really. But I don't have a boat.
Not you. Me.
Now it's too late to do anything else.
Now, admittedly we do it out there, in the parking lot,
Now, on a typical drawing,
Now, the lottery has to disclose players who claim more than 50 grand,
Now.
Number 24...
Odds are you'll lose every time.
Of course they did.
Offsets the cost of gas.
Oh, and how much does that leave us with?
Oh, and I have to pay you for this?
Oh, boy. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
Oh, boy. Well, uh...
Oh, brats. Brats and burgers. All?
Oh, do you have Word?
Oh, good.[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
Oh, I didn't wanna count nickels without you.
Oh, I don't like math.
Oh, I'm afraid not.
Oh, I'm really not. Can you help me?
Oh, it's a euro. It's a complicated story.
Oh, it's on, Jerry.Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, man. We thought it was gonna be, like, a crime syndicate or something. Phew.
Oh, nice thing about this mattress is, we both roll to the center.
Oh, no, I don't think I can get into it.
Oh, no, no, I want to. I do.
Oh, no, this is not an adventure.
Oh, no, we did not.
Oh, now? Oh.
Oh, on our honeymoon.Yeah.
Oh, one of those clogger girls fell right through.
Oh, please. "Jerry and Marge" is fine.
Oh, right. I'll get the chicken.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, that's it.MAYA: Mr. Selbee?
Oh, that's not a thing. Jerry!
Oh, the money is the easy part.
Oh, they... they phased it out.
Oh, uh...
Oh, we should. Let's bet it all.You think?
Oh, well, at least you'll never have to worry about being our age.
Oh, well.
Oh, well.Not bad.
Oh, whoops.
Oh, yeah, and a good one.
Oh, yeah? Okay? You don't wanna know details?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. That's a little company I'm a part of.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, you always do. I love that about you.
Oh, you have the...
Oh, you just got that out of the cooler.Well, yeah.
Oh, you missed it.Okay. [SIGHS] I'm done. I'm done.
Oh, your life isn't over.
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Finally.
Oh. How about that?[BOX THUDS]
Oh. Mmm.
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh. Okay.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... [LAUGHS]
Oh... No, I didn't mean right now.ANNOUNCER ON TV: Ten.
Oh... Uh...
Oh.[MARGE LAUGHS]
Oh.Well, truth be told,
Okay, girl.
Okay, let's go count.
Okay, that is one slice of pizza
Okay, Tyler Langford, I see you.
Okay, you're an investor... Okay, let's say you've got several hundred dollars.
Okay? A way to beat the game every time
Okay? Okay.We'll work on it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right. Uh...
Okay. I gotta go.Okay. Yup.
Okay. Let's get some more. [CHUCKLES] Just in case.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Uh.
Okay. Yeah, it's stupid. Whatever. I'll still get a B.
On those things?[COUGHING]
One of them's got to rob his parents' house real quick, but he's definitely in.
One...
Only me and a few kids from Harvard.
Only younger.Yeah, that started off great.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh. That's exciting. Thank you.Yeah.
Oops. This one's a winner.
Open your eyes.LIZZY: Open.
Or got an STD.
Or it could wait till morning.
Or maybe a juice box.
Part of me still does.
Part time accountant.
Paycheck?
People win. So, wouldn't call it news.
Per person. One slice. Thank you.[CLINKING]
Perfect name.
Please put your hands together for Tori Kelly!
Pop Pop will give it back to you. I promise.
Probably be 20% more than this.
Problem is, nobody knows about this town.
RAJ: I'd love to re open the ice cream shop.
Right there. Push the button.
Right?
Right. So, I know a lot of people would like to see the jazz festival come back.
Right. That does make sense.[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
Roll down's this weekend.
Rolling the tennis ball helped,
Same drawings.
Sample size.[GASPS]
Scrabble. Scrabblenext.[JERRY LAUGHS]
Second thing you learn...
See you around.
See you then.Okay.
See, you're not really as good at calculating people as you are numbers.
See? This is a good time. Huh?
Seriously?Shut up!
Set an army of the smartest kids you've ever met against you
Shall we?
She was upset 'cause we were still clapping.
She'd want you to have fun.
She's really into it.
Shh.
SHIRLEY: Goodnight.MARGE: Take care.
SHIRLEY: Jazz fest made money, too.
SHIRLEY: Oh, we're in.
SHIRLEY: That's a dollar.
SHIRLEY: Yes.[LAUGHTER]
Shit!
Shit. Shit.
Show me what?
Shut up.Backfired right in your face.
Six?Mmm hmm.
Sixteen.
So here's a better offer.
So I can figure out the speed of the current.
So I checked sales at every store.
So I get the house?
So I was like, "Well, what if I have a second store?"
So I'm a shareholder, and I could totally get you guys in if you want.
So if we count those as a push...
So Mega Millions ate your lunch.
So people can act like animals
So that the wind can offset the gravity.
So we bet 16,000.Mmm hmm.
So we can be together.
So we don't bet duplicates.
So we know how to do it.
So we trigger our own roll down.
So you haven't really run the math on what somebody like me would do to win.
So you wanna start a corporation?
So, all of a sudden, your mistake became your windfall.
So, everybody fill out two stacks of slips.
So, how are your feet?
So, it's a WinFall, so when the numbers...
So, now I know that when the light is green, the toilet is...
So, one more time, those numbers are 05, 21, 39, 46, 24, 23...
So, tell us, Jerry, what did you figure out?
So, tell your parents that you have new lab fees, or need books,
So, the math is in your favor.
So, uh, GS Investment Strategies?That's right.
So, what exactly do you want?
So, why do you need posters if it's online?
So, you and your wife count tickets in a hotel room for 11 days?
So, you're out.What?
So, you're really going to let some college smartass take all this away from you?
Some kids from Harvard figured it out.
Some locations might push back on printing all day, but do not let them.
Some retiree gets lucky and they send a Spotlight reporter?
Something that matters even more.
Something wrong?
Something you wanna tell me?
Sometimes the winners are fronts, you know,
Sorry, we are being super rude. I'm Tyler, this is Eric.
Sorry.
Sorry. I'm just really into it.
Speaking of cold...
STEVE: I don't know what this says.
STEVE: I mean, it's like a regular travel agent,
STEVE: So, what's the next play?
STEVE: With cheese on it.Okay.
Stop it.
Sweet. The handicapped stall is open.
Take out the boat.
Take.Thanks, Pop Pop.
Ten mil.
Thank you, Dawn.
Thank you, Doug.You like it?
Thank you, Midge.
Thank you, pumpkin.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.DAWN: Oh, good.
Thank you.
Thanks for your time.
Thanks, Raj.RAJ: Thank you.
That as long as you and I have each other, we are not afraid to be stupid.
That can't be true.
That could be our answer.
That designates the plant code,
That is an amazing idea. We should get Steely Dan.
That is where I went wrong.
That prevents any group from forcing a roll down.
That reminds me of where we left off.
That the game would collapse.
That the solution isn't numbers.
That we've increased our profit.
That would double your money in only...
That you see what other's don't,
That's $600,000.JERRY: Yeah.
That's 500 more tickets.Yup.
That's great to hear. Yeah. Talk soon.
That's my wife.
That's one's four.
That's public information?No, I hacked the state lottery.
That's so much work.
That's the out of date champagne talking.
That's why I was in there.
That's why they're all in there.
The best music is the music you make up as you go along.
The exact odds of winning Powerball versus Mega Millions.
The first lucky number is six.
The first thing you learn at Harvard is that you're here for your future.
The flaw isn't the story.
The Harvard group triggered it on their own.
The high volume betting groups discovered a flaw in the game
The IRS.
The last roll down was today. You could've gotten your final win.
The last time that I went, I took him with me.
The lottery changed the website. You can track the jackpot online.
The lottery doesn't post the amount...
The lottery isn't stopping us, but a bunch of college kids are?
The lottery sends a tally of all the winnings sold by the store.
The lottery suspended our license.
The lottery?Yup. There's a way to win every time.
The math works. You can see that. You're an accountant.
The odds that he might do something outweigh the benefits...
The one thing I have never seen you do
The only thing that makes sense is another group eating into the pot,
The pantry.
The payout should have been bigger.
The payouts to the lower numbers
The sample has to be large enough to take luck out of the equation.
The second number...
The shareholders are having a meeting tonight
The smaller state games. I need them for comparison.
The state lottery was losing money a few years ago,
Then along comes WinFall, and all that changes.
Then the whole jackpot rolls down
Then there is these lottery numbers. If they don't hit, you win.
Then we need to make as much money as we can, while we can.
Then we'll split the profits with the shareholders.
Then why did you have it at 6: 00, when we all eat?
Then why don't you just bet the normal amount?
Then you realize that "J" is February.
Then you'll see why your odds are better when you fill out your own slips.
There is just now waiting for you to take it.
There we go.
There's a building of people in Detroit
There's a loophole
There's another group.
There's another group.
There's another one.
There's no way that was enough.
There's no way you can buy that many tickets before closing time.
These are my golden years.
These are our golden years.
They also put their children and grandchildren through school.
They come in threes.Thanks.
They didn't see, and it's right here in the math.
They don't want to talk to me,
They helped their entire town.
They just said, "Congratulations." Huh.
They live in Evart, Michigan.
They posted the jackpot.What?
They said I'd find you here.
They said they can fix the motor, but it's not for me.
They used most of their lottery winnings to start a construction loan business
They work for us.
They're doing that roll down thing, where you can win more.
They're from 2013,
They're like, "What's the address?" I was like, "Uh oh. There's my mistake."
They're there right now.
Think you're gonna get audited?
Thinks you're going to college?
This can't be real.I didn't believe it either,
This is about making money. You like money, right?
This is all we've got.
This is different.
This is great. Thank you.
This is no time to risk it.
This is so epic.[ERIC LAUGHS]
This is very different.
This just came for you.Thank you.
This town isn't just a newspaper article, Jerry. It's all of us.
This was easier when I was 16.
This will work, and it'll help everybody.
This won't take long.
Though, to be honest, neither are Jerry and Marge.
Throw in the Spotlight section.
To come give me a whoopin'?
To me. But those didn't win.
To murder.We'll jump out if it gets weird.
To the people who got three or four...
To work in the factory
Today, they're on their way to buy lottery tickets.
Tomorrow?
Tonight is a drinking celebration with my buddies.
Transparency.
Truckers.Yeah, they're always looking for company.
Try one more time, sweetheart.
Twenty one, 28.
Twenty three.
Two locations. They'd have to buy tickets for a week to get those kind of numbers.
Two machines, 12 hours a day.
Two thousand WinFall tickets.
Two thousand?
Tyler Langford. Tyler Langford.
TYLER: Hey, Jerry.
TYLER: It's on the freakin' news. The lottery didn't even see it coming.
TYLER: There is no future.
TYLER: What?[SCOFFS]
Uh huh.
Uh, no... I...
Uh, now, look, if you two don't mind, this is our anniversary.
Uh, so, now on to the profit ratios. We...
Uh, we win the lottery every month.
Uh, yeah, you wanna show Pop Pop right now?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... I...
Uh... Uh...[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
Um, do you want to dance?
Um, yeah. I mean, do you?
Um...
Um...
Unless we create the roll down.What?
Until my manager tripped on it and threw it into the street.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait. That's my laptop.
Wanna test that theory?
Water's still too cold.
We are betting 40,000.
We are going to make a shitload of money,
We are investing it somewhere. [CHUCKLES]
We barely have enough money to retire on as it is, and...
We can live in Tuscany for a dollar?
We can't roll it down anymore.
We can't win if we can't play.
We didn't break any laws.
We doubled it!
We doubled it!
We doubled it! [LAUGHS]
We doubled it.We doubled it.
We got married when we were 17,
We got you a retirement present.WOMAN: Surprise.
We hacked into the state lottery to find where you were betting.
We had a bus and everything.
We have 14 hours to pull this off.
We have Jeopardy.
We just have to stay in the game.
We kind of like to do our own thing.
We learn a little something called binomial distribution.
We missed it!
We need a thing.
We need something for us.
We need to get 25,000 in in the next three weeks.
We raise a lot of money for schools, but nobody does an article about that.
We run a betting club at Harvard.
We should be okay.
We sorted through coins every weekend for a month. I was 12.
We squeeze the other players out.
We thought it was part of the show.
We use our hack to track the pot,
We wait for it to hit a million before a drawing,
We'd like the website to show the size of the jackpot.
We'd like to buy 8,000 WinFall tickets.
We'll need a paper trail of all the losing tickets we bought.
We'll never know.
We'll probably see sunrise.
We'll take care of it.
We're betting half a million in one play?
We're bringing back the jazz festival.
We're called Random Industries,
We're going to have to stop playing.
We're gonna have to double check all the...
We're gonna pay taxes on all the winnings and claim expenses.
We're gonna use the majority of our capital for betting.
We're good.
We're heading to Massachusetts.
We're not joining your group.
We're not lottery people.HOWARD: That's probably for the best.
We're out of the game.
We're playing gin.
We're still winning enough for people to rebuild and get the jazz fest going.
We're supposed to be doing our research projects.
We've got a business license and everything.
Welcome to the now, bitches.
Well, a Euro.
Well, all we need is a ticket machine, right?
Well, but this is full of sugar. It's no good for you.
Well, come here and show Pop Pop.
Well, Dawn, you don't have to do it.
Well, don't worry about the name.
Well, good luck to you, Candace.
Well, he's right. It's gonna take eight hours.
Well, I assume you create spin, which gives it a third axis,
Well, I don't know.
Well, I don't.
Well, I figured there'd be somebody else.
Well, I'm glad we're being crazy.
Well, it doesn't feel like I did.MARGE: Oh, oh...
Well, Melanie Hawkins handles our publicity.
Well, most of that just, poof, went away.
Well, my mother used to say,
Well, not as much as I like other things.
Well, not clean, but nobody is sitting on it.
Well, now you can lease it for $1.19 a year.
Well, she certainly seems spirited.
Well, so, when?Well, I don't know.
Well, that sucks.
Well, that's true.
Well, the idea sells itself. You buy a share for $500 and you make a profit.
Well, the machine prints 1,000 tickets an hour, so you'll be here all day.
Well, the name's not important.
Well, they don't have to worry about anything.
Well, they knew.
Well, this can't be a puff piece.
Well, this just sucks.
Well, we can get you more clothes.
Well, we couldn't keep the stage up to code.
Well, we doubled it.
Well, we have time.
Well, why didn't you just tell me?
Well, yeah. But... I...
Well, you have a share.
Well, you may have to.
Well, you may wanna consider chipping in on that.
Well, you said the more we bet, the better the odds.
Well, you're welcome to all go to the diner, but...
Well, you've calculated Tyler's threat, and the value of the game,
Well...
Well...
Well...
Well...
Well...
Well... [EXHALES]
What are these?
What are you doing here?You're famous.
What are you doing out here?
What can we help you with?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you want?
What happened to jazz fest?
What if we want in,
What if we were partners?
What if we weren't customers?
What the heck?
What, did you come ridin' in on your tractor
What, one in every seven rolls or something?
What, someone actually hit all six numbers?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Just get back to counting.
What? Why? We're winning.
What?It's gone, just like that?
What?Oh, man. What a dummy.
What?Oh.
What?What the heck?
What's the matter? Take the drink.SHIRLEY: Down the wrong pipe.
What's the rush?
What's this?
Whatever it takes, because if we pull this off, then we are legends!
Whatever.
Whatever. I got the house.
When nobody else could, because you don't think we're just numbers.
When something doesn't work out.
When the WinFall game was phased out.
When we get audited,
Where are you going, Jerry?
Where is everyone? We're supposed to be betting.
Where?Sunderland.
Which doesn't sound like much, because it isn't.
Which I did, for every drawing in the last six months.
Which is also the name of my skateboard brand.
Which is the time it takes for you to fill in the tickets.
Which means we made...
Which meant that we were pushing millions into the game,
Which was actually slightly used,
Which was not easy to figure out, but, uh...
Which you spent on a Days Inn.
Who drives 10 hours every month to play the lottery in a different state?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Yeah, let's do this! Marge! Give me five.
Whoa.
Whoo! Ah!
Whoo.
Whose job it is to know how the numbers work. And they do.
Why are you doing this?
Why do you always have to understand the reasoning behind everything?
Why do you keep all these?
Why don't I try consulting on some of your job sites?
Why isn't the lottery stopping them?
Why not? His name is on a building. I think he can afford it.
Why not?Because it's the lottery, Jerry.
Why? I want the popcorn.I know. I know.
Why?You didn't see the article?
Will you stop talking like that?
WinFall tickets won $82,000.
Without getting fired.[ALL LAUGH]
WOMAN: Jerry!
WOMAN: What's a roll down?LEON: It's when the jackpot hits two million
Would you like a glass of champagne?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. You're getting fancy.
Wrong about that.Oh.
Yay!
Yeah, 'cause I was thinking the same thing. It's right...
Yeah, because you guys like it, right?
Yeah, but I'm a depressed widower with nothing to live for.
Yeah, everybody took a store, Dad. All across the state.
Yeah, he really shouldn't be selling that.
Yeah, how about that?
Yeah, I'll try some.
Yeah, just because things didn't work out the way you wanted,
Yeah, keep things quiet.
Yeah, now you can go whenever you want.
Yeah, she sure did, and it's a dandy.[ALL CHUCKLE]
Yeah, she's a spitfire.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sweetie?Okay.
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.Right.
Yeah, that's it. Just like that.
Yeah, we do.Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
Yeah, we have enough cash.
Yeah, we'll be making another play soon.
Yeah, we'll keep that zipped up.[JERRY LAUGHS]
Yeah, we're all... No, heck. There's a little piece left there for you.
Yeah, well, if you could lose it, it's gambling.
Yeah, well, you know, it's a lottery.
Yeah, yeah, right, right, but you know...
Yeah! Okay, right?
Yeah? Oh.Move.
Yeah.
Yeah. But you probably already know that by reading your shareholder report...
Yeah. I mean...
Yeah. It's just math.Yeah. [LAUGHS]
Yeah. Okay, look, you all have known me for years.
Yeah. We made $600.
Yeah. We're going to need three days of food.
Yeah. You know, Leon is renovating the hotel.
Yeah. You should destroy your hard drive after this.
Yeah.Oh, no, that's okay. I don't need to hear about...
Yep.
Yep.
Yes, it is.What?
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, Raj?Is there not food at this thing?
Yes. But even if we found a place to bet,
Yes. That's why I asked.
You all right?HOWARD: Here we go.
You all right?JERRY: Yeah, I got it.
You and Wendy used to go on all these cruises and come back
You are not kidding.
You ate them all, Pop Pop.
You can print out 24 hours a day, plus unlimited pie.
You can see in the first three playsDad, Dad.
You did it for us. Why wouldn't we do it for you?
You did, from the start.
You did? [LAUGHS]Yes!
You didn't have to do that.
You didn't have to do that.
You didn't think I'd forget our anniversary, did you?
You don't get in the water. That's the point of the boat.
You don't have to work so hard. You're retiring.
You don't play anyway, do you?
You don't think that we can hack into your accounts?
You don't wanna invest it somewhere?
You folks made millions,
You gain a whooping 32 bucks for every $100,000 you win.
You got a ham radio?What?
You guys are sure this is what you wanna do with your money?
You guys are the other group?
You guys drug dealers?
You have cookies?
You in? You got any money?
You join my group, add your capital to our pot,
You just have to submit a request.
You know how it works?
You know it's good when it does that.
You know what you did? You made our little town feel big.
You know what?
You know why I don't like to fish?
You know, Dad, I...
You know, find ways of making things run better.Ah.
You know, I can always help Marge around the house.
You know, I have a thing with numbers.
You know, I was thinking,
You know, I'll make it work.
You know, I'm good.
You know, it's...
You know, like how I park a block away
You know, there are some people who blow thousands
You know, we had a few good years there before it all turned to shit.
You know, you should get your real estate license,
You know, your group hired me to fix the amphitheater. Six month job.
You know...
You made some cash for Mayberry.
You might still get 60% heads.
You need "lottery" in there somewhere.
You okay?Oh, yeah. Never better.
You probably panicked at first,
You really think people will come in on this?
You see, they don't need luck.
You send it in yet?
You should get Steely Dan.
You sold it too well.
You sure?STEVE: No.
You think being the smartest guy in the room is all that matters.
You told me that I was playing the lottery because I had nothing else.
You trust Pop Pop now, right?
You wanna buy more shares, then?Yes!
You wanna walk around on my construction site
You want a bong hit real quick?
You want an Oreo?
You want some nachos?Uh, no.
You want this one?
You want to take it for a ride next week? I'm going on a cruise to Me hi co.
You want to watch a movie?ANNOUNCER ON TV: The next winning number is...
You want us?Yeah, come on. I got work to do.
You won't even buy yourself a new truck?
You worked nights, right?
You'd have a one in 54 chance of hitting three out of six numbers,
You'll figure it out.
You'll find your way.
You'll get a cut without having to do anything.
You're a genius. [LAUGHS]
You're batshit crazy.
You're even more beautiful now.
You're family.
You're going to have to tell me what's going on.
You're good at math.
You're guaranteed to win.
You're not filling any out?
You're not good at this.
You're not standing at a machine for five days straight.
You're watching this?
You're welcome to take a Red Bull for the road.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You've served your time. These are your golden years.
Your brain tells you
Your credit? Your identity?
Your mother and I are going into business.
Yup.
Yup. You did.
2% gains,
7.27 years.
312,000 tickets.
'Cause I actually have to go.
'cause they're so out of date.
"And it's 20 bucks cheaper."
"but a marriage, that lasts forever.
"Kiss a few frogs, then when you find your prince,
"you'll realize that the frogs are better, 'cause they make you laugh."
[ALL AGREEING]
[ALL APPLAUDING]
[ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD]
[ALL CHEERING]
[ALL CHEERING]
[ALL GROANING]
[ALL LAUGH]
[ALL LAUGH]
[ALL LAUGH]It's true.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
[APPLAUSE]
[BALL RATTLES][GIRL GROANS]
[BANGING CONTINUES]Hey, hey, all right, all right.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
[BED THUDS]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[BOTH LAUGH]
[BOTH LAUGH]
[BOTH LAUGH]
[BOTH LAUGH]
[BOTH LAUGH]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]Jerry!
[CAR STARTING]
[CAR STARTS]
[CARDS TAP ON TABLE]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES] Are you selling her toffee or something?
[CHUCKLES] I didn't even know which was which.
[CHUCKLES] No. No.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
[CLICKS TONGUE] And this is for you.
[CLICKS TONGUE] Eight?
[CORK POPS]BOTH: Whoo!
[COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT]
[CROWD MURMURING]
[DAWN SCOFFS]Yeah, but the math works.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[DRAWER CLOSES]
[ENGINE REVS]
[ENGINE STOPS]Ah.
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
[EXHALES]
[EXHALES]
[EXHALES]
[EXHALES] Thank you.
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
[GASPS]
[GASPS] The last one is a three number winner.
[GIGGLES]
[GLASS CLINKING]
[GROUP CHUCKLES]
[GRUNTS]
[HONKING]
[HORN HONKING]
[HORN HONKING]
[HORN HONKING]
[IMPERCEPTIBLE]
[IMPERCEPTIBLE]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[JERRY AND MARGE GASP]
[JERRY CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
[JERRY LAUGHS]
[JERRY LAUGHS]
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING] All right.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS] Jerry! You're a madman. Pound me.
[LAUGHS] No.You sure you don't...
[LAUGHS] Oh.DAWN: Dad likes it.
[LAUGHS] So did I.
[LAUGHS] Wow.
[LAUGHS]HOWARD: Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
[LIGHT LAUGHTER]
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
[MACHINE WHIRS]
[MACHINES WHIRRING]
[MARGE CHUCKLES]
[MARGE CHUCKLES]
[MARGE GRUNTS]
[MARGE GRUNTS]
[MARGE LAUGHS]
[MARGE LAUGHS]JERRY: Hmm.
[METAL SCRAPING]
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUTTERING]
[MUTTERING]
[MUTTERS]
[OBJECT THUDS]
[OPENS DRAWER]MARGE: Ah.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
[POURS COFFEE]
[ROMANTIC SONG PLAYS]
[SCOFFS]
[SCOFFS] Like I'd get excited about that.
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS] How can I help you?
[SIGHS] well, we do well on this one, we won't need the game anymore.
[SNICKERS]What?
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
[SONG STARTS PLAYING]
[SONG STOPS PLAYING]
[SONG STOPS]
[SONG STOPS]
[STUDENTS MURMURING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[TV RESUMES PLAYING]ANNOUNCER ON TV: Forty three, 31, 10, and 32.
[TV STOPS PLAYING]
[TV STOPS PLAYING]
[TV STOPS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
[WHISPERS] You know?What?
♪ Birds singing in the Sycamore tree
♪ But in your dreams Whatever they be
♪ Dream a little dream of me
♪ Dream a little dream of me
♪ Dream a little dream of me
♪ Dream a little dream Of me...
♪ Just hold me tight And tell me you'll miss me
♪ Night breezes seem To whisper "I love you..."
♪ Say nighty night And kiss me
♪ Stars fading But I linger on, dear
♪ Stars fading But I linger on, dear...
♪ Stars shining bright Above you
♪ Still craving your kiss...
♪ While I'm alone and blue As can be
$1.19?Mmm hmm.
$15,000?Yep.
$21,043.
$29,000.
$4,200.
$50,000.

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