The Resort - Season 1 Edit

A gross mess." "Most of it ended up on me.

A hot turdy. Hot turdy.

A little bit dizzy. Oh, yeah, obviously.

A little on the couch." Oh, no.

A little stinky going on in there.

A manatee passed him... [laughs]

A old professor penis.

A single piece of evidence connecting them.

A specific glue to start? No okay.

About the, um, Oceana Vista?

Actually, you know what? I do have one more question.

After they were reported missing.

Ah Oh, hey!

Ah ah, no. Hey, give me a little credit here.

Ah!

All right, once we hop this fence,

All right.

All right.

All that tequila! I wanna show you something.

All the way to the dress Miss Yucatan wore

Although I will try anything twice.

American, I stay awake.

And a rogue hurricane that wipes out all the evidence?

And all the king size rooms were taken, so...

And destroys the resort

And he got flesh eating bacteria, and he died.

And I that's not I don't wanna seem fixated on that.

And I am well, I have a friend in Cancun,

And I didn't mean to come up and ramble to you

And I don't know how I could tell that.

And I don't need it.

And I had to superglue his head together, and, um...

And I wanna know what he knows, you know?

And I would like to speak to Detective Silverio Narro

And I'm calling from the "New York Times,"

And I'm just scared and sad.

And it definitely wasn't my penis

And it doesn't even work.

And lives in Buenos Aires.

And my dad had to glue my head a ton, so count to three.

And my daughter wanted to spend Christmas here

And none of the other ones are like that.

And now I'm lagging.

And on December 24, 2007,

And on top of that, we're currently on a family vacation,

And say penis a whole bunch of times.

And she's wearing a Juicy tracksuit.

And tell them about the phone,

And the arches, they're in this apartment!

And the police couldn't find

And then he caught them there, and he killed them on the spot?

And then that is Hanna.

And then there's some texts.

And there's also the possibility

And they don't wanna be found.

And they fell in love, and they ran off,

And they're always listening.

And they're definitely cool with us coming?

And we just got to be at our bus to Tulum

And we just, like, go find a pool?

And we're gonna meet up halfway, so...

And what brings you two to Akumal?

And what time does the bus leave?

And with the phone. I'm so sorry.

And you continue to know.

And you have a head injury.

And you know, even if it's just for you to know, right?

And you're kinda in the danger zone, so

Apologies for my pace.

Are you good? Uh huh.

Are you okay?

Are you okay? [laughs]

Are you still with me?

As a couple.

As they will get you everything you need.

As you may have heard, the Frias have a vengeful side,

At 5:30 in the morning, and we know that they had this

At the end of the week?

Be you, buddy.

Beatriz's youngest son.

Because after the hurricane,

Because he died from a flesh eating virus

Because I don't wanna I don't wanna, like, be

Because I've never taken a picture of it.

Because otherwise, what is the fucking point?

Because Ted is a big Elvis fan.

Before I got any evidence. Mm.

Between the American tourism industry and gluttony?

Bien.

Both: Cheers!

Both: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Brutal honesty, please.

Bullshit, but yeah, let's go talk to them.

But doesn't want to spend it with me, so...

But everybody knows.

But he threw it all away.

But here I am, you know, 'cause love.

But his body is so badly mutilated,

But I don't think it's likely what are you doing?

But I guess it was a he.

But I know my vote doesn't really count.

But I think you're good.

But if you look up photos of Oceana Vista,

But if you want to do something together

But it was Orelliano's only daughter, Beatriz Frias,

But it's definitely not Sam and clearly not Violet.

But missing skateboard fuck.

But the big, big fish eat the little fish.

But the storm washed everything away

But then she doesn't text him again until 4:00 a.m.

But they didn't know each other.

But they were out of horses, so I got a mule named Esdel.

But this is not what I wanted.

But we also spend the week reevaluating our marriage

But what is the difference between turning it in now

But you seemed distracted, and then there was all

But, like, an off brand Santa's

By 10:00, so...

By a yellow snake? No, no, I do not.

By really asking ourselves,

Can can I can I go?

Can I charge this in here?

Can I get a Sapporo, large?

Can I help you find your room?

Can we leave?

Can you hold my backpack? Yeah.

Can you move?

Combining pashmina wool and henequen fiber,

Come aboard.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on, come on.

Come on! Let's get fuckin' nuts.

Come on. Don't be fucking stupid.

Come over here. Oh, Jesus.

Complements from my private distillery, Frias Añejo.

Cool, say hi to the professor fucker for me.

Cool. All right, yeah.

Cuidado.

Detroit.

Did I do something? Did I say something that upset you?

Did you find your skateboard?

Did you replace it?

Did you use my glue?

Do we have him? This is not it.

Do we still make each other happy?

Do you have an outlet for this?

Do you wanna leave? No.

Do you wanna take my measurement? Hmm?

Does the phrase, "Don't fuck with the yellow snake

Does this person look familiar to you?

Doesn't mean anything, really.

Dolphins in captivity are, like,

Don't feel pressured to agree with Jan or Sam.

Don't fuck with the yellow snake.

Drop the phone.

Eh, cocktails?

El autobús? Mm hmm.

Emma, oh, my God.

Emma!

Estoy caliente.

Even better than Beatriz.

Everything's fine.

For any meals if we don't want to.

Four noses. However, there is this

Frias is an empire. It's not only clothes.

Frias is everywhere, and everywhere is better for it.

From Baltasar's room,

From the resort, Violet Thompson,

From the suit the governor put on as he was sworn in,

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking God damn it.

Get in that fuckin' pool!

Get in the closet. Get in the closet.

Gimme that phone! Stop!

Give it to me. I can't.

Give me the phone.

Give us his name.

Give us one name.

Glad you're here. Thanks for having us.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go! Okay!

Golf clubs.

Gracias, muchas gracias. Mm hmm.

Gracias.

Gracias. Hola, hola.

Hanna, what do you say?

Hanna, you wanna hit the pool?

Happy anniversary.

Hasn't been here in quince años.

Have fun, but be safe, but have fun.

Have you ever, like, texted anybody like that?

He completely disappeared. Gone.

He doesn't have a shirt on. I don't think

He doesn't want people to know he's a Frías,

He goes by Peniche.

He hung up.

He knows something, and I know that he knows something,

He was a hunted man and a liar.

He was a master tailor, the best there ever was.

He was skateboarding and crashed into a palm tree,

He's following us. He's following us.

He's gone.

Hello?

Hello? Security?

Here, knock yourself out.

Here.

Hey, Emma. Hey, where are you?

Hey, guys, I swear we're invited.

Hey, it's so good. It's you're so good.

Hey, man, I think you have my board.

Hey, no, no, no.

Hey, so what the fuck?

Hey, so, uh, what do you say

Hey, um,

Hey!

Hey! Drop the phone!

Hey.

Him, and his mom, and his dad, and his girlfriend went

His corpse is, like, unidentifiable.

His room was painted yellow like Izamal

Hmm? [chuckles]

Hola. [panting]

Holy shit.

How are you feeling? I'm okay.

How did you sleep last night?

How is that possible?

How much did you have to drink last night?

How's my glue job holding up?

Huh.

Huh. Well, this just got

Hybrid poisonous, four nosed yellow snake.

I I I I got this. Right?

I I don't know.

I am inexperienced in the head department."

I am so sorry. No, it's fine.

I am worried about you. Okay, well, great.

I believe he's out there somewhere.

I belly flopped.

I bet she's cheating on him. Oh.

I can help you? Uh, no, that's it.

I can't think of anything more awful.

I can't, like, get it to Hm.

I didn't sleep that great actually.

I don't Hey, Sam,

I don't know, are you?

I don't know. I put it here.

I don't know. I think I'm just tired.

I don't see you. God damn it.

I don't think everything has to have a deeper meaning.

I don't think this card gets us up to the penthouse.

I don't want a lecture. Just please move on.

I feel very cared for. Oh, don't do that.

I feel weird straddling you. Yeah.

I get to keep the dog though.

I got it. All right, well, look.

I got it. I got it.

I got you something too, but it's in the room.

I had to book this on Amex points,

I have no idea how to even approach that conversation,

I have to send an email to my professor.

I have, like, a big head. Mm hmm.

I hear myself saying "penis" a lot

I interviewed Baltasar Frias.

I just got out of a long term relationship, though...

I just need to eat something, I think.

I just wanted you to know the..

I like them. I don't think I like 'em. I don't

I like this. [chuckles]

I love you. Love you too.

I mean, it itches a little, but...

I mean, look at me.

I mean, maybe we should be heeding the warning

I mean, putting my number in your phone

I met a guy.

I need a towel. [groans]

I put it back in the bag.

I suggest you stay on it.

I swear, this was easier when you guys brought it in.

I think the Frias family owns the resort.

I think we just fucked with the yellow snake.

I think we need to go and talk to someone in the Frias world.

I think we should be following our instincts.

I think you do know.

I think you may have picked it up by acc

I think you need it more than I do.

I think your problem is that you're just always tired.

I thought

I thought they said "Estelle." I thought it was a her,

I thought we were each gonna do our own thing,

I used to play hockey in high school,

I vote Jet Ski. Jan?

I want to get answers. I'm gonna bring some closure.

I was thinking maybe we could take a little trip tomorrow.

I went horseback riding on the beach,

I win.

I won't bother you again.

I would've run to the hospital.

I...love this dress.

I'll bet you I'll bet you 20 bucks,

I'll even get two. Oh.

I'll explain it later. I just...

I'm going to turn, and I'm not gettin' a whole lot.

I'm gonna superglue your head back together, so

I'm imprisoned here for the rest

I'm not gonna tell them anything.

I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm okay, I'm okay.

I'm pretty sure that I saw them

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay. Yep.

I'm sorry. Jesus, you can't

I'm still an apprentice.

I'm sure it'll turn up.

I'm Violet.

I've been doing some research. All right, all right.

If that's a thing, but, like,

In a fucking abandoned elevator shaft!

In case you die, I can erase any evidence.

In real danger at all. Come here I've been doing

In the morning, right?

Into the history of the peninsula.

Is a little sticky." What?

Is it because I didn't like your drawings?

Is it? No, no, it's good.

Is she okay? Are you okay?

Is there anyone I can call?

Is up with this yellow snake.

It belonged to Sam Lawford,

It broke. It broke your tooth?

It doesn't hurt or anything. When did this happen?

It has four noses."

It has four noses" mean anything to you?

It just is uh,

It looks like Sam and Violet did know each other.

It totally does. Okay,

It was a mosquito. In your mouth?

It was the first thing I...

It's a little flow chart about how detectives

It's a three hour time difference.

It's dead end after dead end after dead end

It's everything. Politics, real estate, you know?

It's fine, but I just...

It's fine. Noah,

It's good for you to have. That's a that's a me.

It's got four noses. Hmm?

It's got, like, a brightly colored

It's like I travel by jet,

It's not like they get

It's nothing substantial. Yet.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's our ten year anniversary.

It's pathetic.

It's really good.

It's sturdier than stitches.

It's the 23rd. Oh, my God.

It's too expensive to do both.

It's, like, a skull. Like, a

Janny girl on the back of a Jet Ski,

Jet skiing was too dangerous but...

Just a bite. No, thank you.

Just always keep your eyes ahead.

Just by looking at a photo?

Just give us his name.

Just in case he's on his way back up here to kill us

Just jonesing on your cool.

Just one.

Just the neck's just kinda tight.

Keep the fuck up? [laughter]

Keep walking, keep walking,

Keep walking, keep walking, keep walking.

Kind of riding on it, so... What?

Kind of thought you liked dicks.

La pubertad del matrimonio.

Lazy river? Yeah.

Let me just

Let them handle it?

Let's go find your skateboard. Come on.

Let's go fucking get her. We're gonna talk, I mean

Let's go.

Like some sort of penis tree.

Like, all porny. I know, I don't think

Like, both of your names being Ted?

Like, these, like, butt no?

Look at that guy just took our picture.

Look at that.

Look, Em, your teeth are falling out

Look, look. You see?

Look, why don't we just look up Sam and Violet's parents

Lost my sense of smell.

Love a good pool, though.

Make you feel under pressure to do anything.

May I offer you a drink?

Maybe check out some ruins or a cenote.

Maybe if you come a little bit closer, please.

Maybe you're right. Maybe they're two horny teens

Meet in lobby?"

Merry Christmas, kiddo.

Might kind of just connect us more, but

Mine's out of battery.

Mistreated and super depressed.

Mr. and Mrs. Reed! So good to see you again.

Must have taken it." Okay, security.

My aunties would be like,

My dad's in the upgrade.

My friend made it for me.

My guy. You don't need, like,

Nice.

No note, no nothing. Gone, gone, gone.

No rush.

No work, no stress, no regrets.

No, but you know what?

No, hang on, hang on, hang on.

No, it's not looking too good.

No, never mind. What?

No, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no. Go, go, go, go.

No, no, stay, stay! Ah hey!

No, no. [speaks Spanish]

No, uh, my wife died a year ago,

No!

No.

No. No, no, no.

Noah, you can't be drinking. You aren't?

Noah. [laughing]

Not even a little bit, or maybe I did who the fuck is that?

Not for tourist.

Now here's where things start getting really fucking crazy

Now I have more gray than Gray Ted.

Now we're cooking with gas.

Now, later that day, this other guest

Now, on Christmas night, right, the following night,

Octopus is an intelligent animal.

Of a more serious brain injury.

Of black mold, so we should get out of here.

Of dumb shit for love.

Of her professors, so I guess it was just, like,

Of Sam and Violet, and then we've cracked it.

Of tailors, clothiers, and designers

Oh, and that's it?

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck! What, what, is it bad?

Oh, geez.

Oh, man. There's so much weird, like, smeg in here.

Oh, my God, stay there!

Oh, my God, your head is like a black hole for pain.

Oh, my God! Okay. Okay. Wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. All right.

Oh, my God. [laughs]

Oh, my God. [line trilling]

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Oh, my God. Go, go run!

Oh, my God. It's so long.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Fuck.

Oh, shit. Okay, hey watch out!

Oh, there's a map.

Oh, you said it was like,

Oh, you're not kidding? No.

Oh!

Oh! What the fuck? Aah!

Oh. Okay, hold on.

Oh. [groans] Ew.

Oh. What the ?

Okay oh, Jesus "It felt pretty deep."

Okay, ah, no.

Okay, here's our first photo. Ready?

Okay, I can, like, feel the judgment,

Okay, I wanna take a picture.

Okay, look, um...

Okay, not digging that.

Okay, okay, okay. [groans]

Okay, put that there.

Okay, so how's it look?

Okay, so remind me what we're doing here again.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, there we go. [sighs]

Okay, you know what I think?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Thank you.

Oliver invited me to the staff Christmas party.

On a sign at the Oceana Vista last night.

On a small napkin. I don't know how to read it.

On December 27, 2007,

On my girlfriend's phone.

On the 26th. Yeah.

On the correlation

On the house.

One of those hats today.

One, two, three, smile.

One, two, three. Push!

Ooh.

Ooh. All right, that's a whole lot

Or are you just gonna It's a little late for that,

Or I'm gonna get a fucking face tattoo.

Or maybe you. [laughter]

Or the alcohol that's more damaging to my brain.

Otherwise, what's the point?

Out here takin' risks. [laughs]

Ow, ow, ow, my leg, my leg. Are you okay?

Particular Yucatecan thing,

Pick up your phone. [phone buzzing]

Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone.

Please don't look at me like that.

Please?

Probably turn these into the police.

Push push when I say "push," on three.

Put the 9 down.

Really has four noses. Yeah.

Regarding an old case. Silverio Narro

Right here.

Right there.

Right there.

Sam goes to bed, everything's normal,

Sam!

San Diego. Ah.

Seriously? Okay.

Sharing a hotel room with my parents,

She created unique collections

She has no idea I know, and I haven't broken up

She sent him all these apology texts.

She will get herself killed.

She'll be fine.

She's apparently been cheating on me with one

Shit, I'm sorry.

Shitty, and you kind of feel like you're gonna die

Since the hurricane.

Situation.

So how do you like the Is that you?

So I don't know. I guess it's possible

So I think that that's the thread

So I think you do know that it's him,

So I'm hoping that means that I just have

So is this a store or a museum?

So much, but now I get it.

So out of shape.

So that's a person of interest.

So we just gotta go up there.

So we should have you in Cancun in two hours.

So we're the perverts. Yeah.

So what exactly are you doing here?

So what if they were in his room?

So what you got on today, Pops?

So your repeating yourself might be a sign

So, Squirt,

Some say he changed his identity

Some weird ass nun. Not digging this one.

Something earlier while you were in the shower,

Sometimes it's just kinda fun to hit shit.

Son of a...

Sorry about that. No.

Sorry I, uh, forgot to put deodorant on,

Sorry if this ruined your plans.

Sorry, sorry. Sorry, little kids.

Sorry.

Sorry. I don't know why I'm telling you this right now.

Sorry. Thank you.

Spanning four generations in the Yucatan.

Stay as long as you need.

Stay right here.

Stay there, stay there. Don't move.

Stop! I don't care... You stop!

Such a sleep shamer.

Take my picture. Get your camera out.

Terrarium. Oh.

Than following your crazy white wife around.

Than it was when the bed arrived.

Thank you so much for your help.

Thank you.

Thanks? Um I don't know why I said that.

That belongs to this missing kid.

That he caught from swimming in that doo doo water.

That is the dumbest thing! I didn't go inside.

That it sharpened out.

That none of that matters at all

That people are gonna read your texts.

That Sam and Violet could have crossed with this, like,

That sea is just teemin' with turds.

That stitched the iconic Frias label

That we should be pulling. Well, I don't know.

That you're standing next to him.

That's a crack in the case! Well, okay oh.

That's a lot of information.

That's Baltasar Frías.

That's Baltasar, right? Yeah.

That's definitely guano.

That's gonna help us.

That's Sam and Violet!

That's Sam's bloody... Oh, God, okay.

That's the girlfriend. Oh.

That's whatever.

The bar is already closed for Christmas.

The bed looks fine.

The Frias are the big fish. Where is he now?

The Frias' homeland. Oh, my God.

The morning after, December 26, 2007,

The Oceana Vista.

The, uh, buffet is open for another half hour,

Then I then I do.

Then you will see him.

There are few greater pleasures in life than a good hotel bed.

There is a conflict between the Frias and the resort.

There is another floor.

There's a little ladder. No, we're not! No, no!

There's no explanation.

There's nothing substantial yet.

There's tons of deleted messages.

There's, like, all these buttons on the...

These are square and...

They call me Gray Ted. No.

They can't even determine what it is that killed him,

They can't figure out who it is.

They don't get rings around them

They used to call me Young Ted.

They were here.

They're gonna fuck in either of their parents' rooms.

This guy in the suit, right? He's gotta know something.

This guy's room tomorrow, don't you?

This is they weren't here. The photo wasn't taken here.

This is driving me crazy. Let me just

This is the eighth floor, but I swear I counted nine.

This morning. That must be his room.

This naked dead guy washes up on the shore,

This once in a century hurricane comes along

This phone belonged to a kid

This photo to his room, which is yellow, right?

Throughout the region as the king of henequen fiber.

To a drinking contest. It I'm I'm spinning.

To an abandoned resort in Mexico alone at night?

To have actually found something, right?

To investigate these disappearances,

To me, this seems totally normal.

To not fuck with them.

To run around in an abandoned resort,

To see if we want to stay married.

To take your measurement?

To this resort called the Oceana Vista.

Todos? Okay uh, gracias.

Trust me, this thing is gonna fuck with your head.

Turn off your light.

Uh, oh, fuck. Yeah, um, just hold on.

Uh, rashes and fun stuff.

Uh, this is not a yellow room.

Uh, went swimming in these waters,

Um What kind of conflict?

Um, Sam and Violet went to go get Sam's skateboard

Um, why what the fuck am I looking at?

Um...

Um...

Um...is that his room?

Until now.

Until this,

Vacation from the kids?

Versus turning it in right before we leave

Violet's room is so much nicer than Sam's.

Volume wise. Shut up, please.

Wait a sec. Does that say

Wait, how can you tell that someone's cheating

Wait, okay. Let's go.

Wanna fool around?

Was also reported missing,

Watch out, watch out!

Way darker.

We are officially fucking with that yellow snake.

We came up an elevator shaft, so...

We could take a selfie.

We don't have to leave the resort

We don't talk about him much.

We found the boy's skateboard in Baltasar's bedroom.

We go this way. Right.

We just missed that storm,

We know that they were in someone else's room

We need to do, or, before you start,

We need to find Baltasar.

We shouldn't be reading this.

We will be at 21 years.

We, like, ditch all of our friends here

We'll buy that dress. Yeah.

We're going to therapy.

We've never been to.

Weird obsession with a yellow snake.

Well, guess we'll never see each other.

Well, you can relax now.

What about tonight?

What an image, huh?

What are you doing? Hey!

What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do?

What do you mean, what is the point?

What does that say? 286.

What does this mean?

What happened to you, Sam?

What I think it says? Is that

What if what if what if what if what if

What the fuck is he doing here?

What the fuck is this place?

What the fuck?

What we should do is

What we're doing is, we always have a good time,

What were you saying?

What's this?

When all this went down? He lived there.

When do you leave?

When I saw you at the pool.

When she was crowned Miss Universe.

When you're in there, so maybe

Where I'm not sure if it's the jet lag

Where the hell were they?

Where we could find him now?

Where's my bag? I think you left it outside.

Which does have four noses, but is not yellow.

Which one of these guys is Baltasar Frias.

Who created the fashion empire.

Who hooked up on vacation,

Who I am.

Who was this 22 year old college kid from San Diego,

Who we are.

Who went missing down here 15 years ago.

Who you texting?

Whoa, hey. Did you check the trash folder?

Whoa, hey. Ooh, watch out.

Whoa. [laughs]

Why are you being such a dick then?

Why didn't you say anything? Well, I was gonna say

With a rare yellow snake with four noses.

With her yet because we've been together so long,

With this phone, which is, you know,

Wow. Just make it sense, please.

Yeah, just there you go. Once we get it rollin'...

Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, thanks. [whispers] Pleasure.

Yeah, that is that is not a happy couple.

Yeah, this is it.

Yeah, yes.

Yeah, you know, I'm at this point in my life

Yeah? I I'll do that. Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Go low. Go lower. Okay.

Yeah. You dance. I got it. Yeah.

Yellow door. Yep.

Yellow room and match it to the last photo

Yes yes, thank you. Muchas gracias.