Derry Girls - Season 1 Edit

A beloved animal returning from the dead. Now, we've seen this before.

A cream horn?

A French fella. That's what I want to do.

A half load goes against everything I stand for.

A new school can seem like a very scary place.

A reading from the Holy Gospel.

A real life lesbian walks among us.

A safe and stable environment

A troubled little corner in the northwest of Ireland.

A very serious uniform violation, by the way.

About the fact that they hate us so much.

Absolutely brilliant.

Absolutely no chance.

Absolutely not. Now, I think you all owe Tina an apology, don't you?

Absolutely.

According to my ma, we're actually quite poor.

Ach, Da, not the bingo thing still.

Ach, don't talk to me.

Ach, Erin, if she wants to ride James, just let her ride James.

Ach, Fionnula. What about you? I thought I could smell vinegar.

Ach, if she's not into walls, she's not into walls, Erin, love.

Ach, Jenny, mull this over.

Ach, some of them are, right?

Ach, well, I'm delighted for you, Colm.

Actually, on second thoughts, I think this party would be really great for Katya.

Actually, she was known to be a bit light fingered.

Actually, she's our dick.

After school. We'll beat you up after school.

Again, no gay thing.

Ah ha! And she also fancies James.

Ah no, you won't, Erin.

Ah, come on. He's a shit dog.

Ah, don't mind me. Just grabbing a knife.

Ah, Emmett's the name.

Ah, maybe just as well, love.

Ah, we're talking eight, half eight,

Ah! That really hurt.

Ah! You touch them, you buy them.

All because of us.

All because she's gay.

All I'm saying is I find it difficult to believe.

All ranting and raving and getting himself all worked up,

All right, Joe, if you just follow me.

All right, shift your shirt holes, let's go.

All right?

All the cracker stuff we have.

All the way in step aerobics?

Almost 23 hours to go.

Alongside pictures of famous people who look a bit like animals.

Already discussed this eventuality, and the thing is, well,

Already? They've started already?

Although I'm not happy about this thing with me da,

Although, as I say, we're talking an inch...

Always the lady.

Am I permitted to use the staff ones?

An apple turnover and a cream horn.

An effeminate fella, but a fella all the same.

And all because of that miniature motherfucker.

And also sexy.

And answer me this. Is he a ride?

And anyway, you're not alone. We're all going to fail.

And apparently she's a dirty tramp.

And as quietly as possible.

And at 2.25 a burger, looking is all we'll be doing.

And because we're in love with each other.

And do you know who else doesn't think you're a dick?

And for future reference, if any of you invite me to a study sleepover again,

And he led us to the chapel.

And how soon am I gonna meet this fella?

And human hands and other human qualities,

And I really like the fact she glows in the dark.

And I remember saying to myself, says I,

And I says to him, says I, "Well, I can't be sure now,

And I take it that's what the camp shirts are in aid of.

And I want 12 chicken nuggets, a small battered hot dog,

And I want my baking tray back!

And I'm 45 minutes talking about his new shoelaces.

And I'm desperate enough to accept that invitation,

And I'm just more... creative.

And I'm nervous about leaving these two, what with the day that's on it.

And I'm worried it might affect my performance.

And I've seen them, people.

And if anybody's influenced my writing, it is...

And if I was having an illicit rendezvous with my mistress,

And it's about these two lads, they wear these cracking suits,

And it's come to my attention

And it's not looking great.

And just for the record back there, I was being an Australian tourist, okay?

And maybe it's there.

And my other girl, my younger girl,

And my tits look amazing in that top.

And neither do I.

And nobody really has any respect for you.

And open that washing basket of yours...

And out of everyone,

And rock about shooting people and eating cheeseburgers.

And scalded the legs of herself.

And she's also a bit, you know, "I hate walls", and she's just not...

And sometimes all I really want...

And that is a concern.

And that thing she said about my letters being boring,

And that's when the smaller fella,

And that's who you were winking at in mass?

And the other night, right, and this is no word of a lie, she rang me from the bath.

And the plot thickens.

And the rest of you all fill it back in.

And the school is like the soil:

And the taller fella...

And then buried him in our back garden, so probably not.

And then he says to me, the slightly taller fella does,

And then it all got too real,

And then they blew it up.

And there I am, shackled to the thermostatic valve

And there they both were, large as life.

And there was just this instant connection, like a spark.

And there's a religious element.

And they're right.

And thirdly, all night, wee Ukrainian fellas

And this is only the beginning. The Derry Journal are on their way round.

And today we welcome some very special guests:

And up I got to open it.

And we'll show you up for the amateurs that you are.

And what in the name of God are you doing, seasoning it?

And what's more important, Clare?

And when Erin finished reading me her poetry,

And when he does, he'll realize that Toto has not, in fact, been resurrected.

And while I can't say it won't be a struggle, I'm willing to try.

And would you all just stop looking at me?

And you know, it became more challenging...

And you pull the weer wooden woman apart...

And you stole from Fionnula, of all people.

And you, Erin.

And you. Give that here.

And you're straight back out there, winking away.

And your name came up, and, there you have it.

And your service has been nothing short of appalling. Your attitude is worse.

Any other way because he's just such a dick.

Anyway, he says to me, says he...

Anyway, I'll not be keeping you.

Apart from anything else, it's dangerous.

Apart from anything, it has eight bedrooms and a chocolate fountain.

Apparently, sex uses up a lot of energy.

Apparently, you guys threatened one of the new girls.

Are you sure you didn't just...

Are you talking about Russian dolls?

Are you throwing alcohol on it? Are you actually throwing alcohol on it?

As far as they're concerned, their mother was perfect.

As I said on the phone,

As if, like. There'd be more chance of it being you.

As in, "We're going to beat you up," but, like, in a jokey way.

As soon as we can.

As though we're their fucking prey.

Assholes!

At least 12 people are thought to be dead and many more wounded.

At least your ma was all right with Dog Piss Gate.

At that chippy, it's every man for himself on a Friday night.

At that stupid summer scheme you insisted we send her on.

Australian. And I happen to think that my accent was flawless.

Avon.

Avon.

Avon.

Aye, 'cause that's why it wasn't believable, dickweed.

Aye, and she'll be back from Eucharist soon, so get a shift on.

Aye, blame the wain, big man.

Aye, come on, let's pack it up. They tied you to the heater.

Aye, don't be such a dick, James.

Aye, everybody knows you have to hang on to the wee docket.

Aye, good one.

Aye, he can cope.

Aye, I can't see that, either, to be honest, Clare.

Aye, I think we might be as well.

Aye, I thought as much.

Aye, it was freezing cold earlier, that's true.

Aye, nightmare, so it is. Da, do us a bacon butty, would you?

Aye, no pressure. I'll be over here if you need me.

Aye, so you are, Clare(!)

Aye, so's me ma.

Aye, that is a bit fucked up, in fairness.

Aye, this does not look good.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye. And some of the bedrooms,

Aye. Nightmare altogether.

Aye. You shouldn't swear, Michelle, because when you swear,

Back door. Back door. Back door.

Be good conversation practice as well, you know, for the orals.

Bears are particularly vicious.

Beat me up.

Beautiful. And another one.

Because at the end of the day, we're all... humans.

Because believe me, girls,

Because here she is.

Because I can't concentrate, because... Oh my God, the noise!

Because I just told you it was my surname.

Because I'm a beacon of truth, Erin.

Because it is the question we all want the answer to, isn't it?

Because let's face it, we've been there before.

Because someone needs to drive and you've been suspended, again.

Because sometimes I feel like I've gone through the fucking looking glass.

Because this place is like a fucking maze.

Because we've been married for 17 years, Joe.

Because, ah, sure, there's all sorts wafting about in their neck of the woods.

Before I dismiss you for the weekend, a few announcements.

Before this goes any further,

Before we talk to this priest, there is something you need to know.

Before you know it, you'll be faking your own death, assuming a new identity.

Big fan of the fandango.

Big Mandy? Big Mandy is your sister?

Big Shay has eyes like a hawk, so he does.

Bit of perspective, maybe, Clare.

Blessed art thou and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Blessed Saint Anthony, the grace of God has made you

Bomb! He has a bomb! Listen, Mammy!

Bonbon?

Bonjour. Tout le monde. Comment allez vous?

Boo!

Boob y.

Brigitte Gallagher, who works in the post office?

Brilliant!

But at the same time, what's done is done, so let's crack on.

But could we not, you know, get jobs?

But do you think if I told him I had an incendiary device down my knickers,

But Erin, Murder She Wrote's on tonight.

But first let us pray. Please, join hands.

But great evening all the same, Jenny. You're a credit to yourself.

But he's a fella.

But I can't find the person I'm supposed to be up to it with,

But I can't stress the seriousness of my situation.

But I choose to rise above it.

But I have my doubts.

But I have to set an example.

But I think Katya is planning on taking James' virginity tonight.

But I think that's why I wrote the story,

But I think they're saying you should leave Gerry.

But I think your father has just driven through a police barricade.

But I'm not enjoying this bomb.

But if I ever get wind of something like this happening again...

But if she does, the show must go on.

But if they're letting their wains divorce them...

But if you're not afraid of the challenge, then neither am I.

But it's out of control now, Mary.

But let's take one problem at a time, shall we?

But mainly the fact that he doesn't think I'm a dick,

But maybe if you took off the balaclavas."

But me and Martin are both working nights,

But mostly because it turns out he had a connection

But now, well, now he is somebody.

But part of my role as prefect is welcoming the first year students.

But please, don't worry yourselves too much about the whole civil war,

But she can't do James. He's not a pastime or a plaything.

But she's my dick.

But simply as human, with human hearts and human heads

But sometimes we want to believe in something so much

But spending the rest of your life with a fugitive is less of a concern?

But still, it could just as easily have been...

But sure I'll not get over the bridge at this rate.

But surely you're not actually planning on leaving us, are you?

But that doesn't mean we shouldn't have things.

But that's censorship.

But the awkward bastards made me go the long way.

But the ginger element... well, I've sort of got a borderline phobia.

But the good news is you're free. We're free.

But there was a cheetah on the beach one time.

But there were concerns for his safety because, unfortunately,

But this is dangerous, Joe. He is dangerous.

But try to think of it this way.

But we're not in England, are we, Michelle?

But will you ever get your self respect back, Clare?

But you have my surname written on it there.

But you'd specifically like me to go. I mean, just so we're clear.

Buying cream horns for his fancy woman.

By Jesus, they were absolutely desperate to borrow the van.

Calm down, James.

Calm down?

Can I ask why you stole the noticeboard?

Can I come away with you, please?

Can I have your attention, please, ladies? Get down. Get down.

Can I p please get one... one fish supper and one cowboy special,

Can I? Can I?

Can we please talk about something else? I'm half torn. This is wrecking my head.

Can you believe him?

Can you blame her?

Can you please stop crying in my face for five fucking minutes, James?

Can you remember what you were doing, what you were talking about?

Can't complain.

Can't fail, Mammy.

Chernobyl was terrible nuclear accident.

Chips, obviously.

Christ, he's a dose.

Christ, I feel a bit bokey.

Christ, I feel sick.

Christ, I'm sweating here.

Christ, this is penance.

Christ, what possessed you, Michelle?

Christ.

Christ.

Christ's sake. Is this bastard living with us now?

Christ's sake. What is it with you and Africa?

Clive came back from Ibiza, got on the wrong bus at Aldergrove Airport,

Clive is a wee Prod from east Belfast.

Clive is absolutely shitting himself.

Clive woke up in Derry, surrounded by Russians and Fenians.

Clive.

Colm, they didn't "borrow" your van.

Come here, boy! Here, boy!

Come here, boy! Here, boy! Come here!

Come here, love.

Come in, Father.

Come on, Artem. You want me and I want you.

Come on, Clare.

Come on, Clare.

Come on, come on, come on to fuck!

Come on, Erin.

Come on, Katya, love. Let's talk about this, please.

Come on, people! The jig is up!

Come on.

Come, come see the place where the Lord lay.

Complicated relationship with my hometown.

Concentrate on different shoes from around the world, sitting alongside

Cool poster.

Corner.

Cos it's Baltic.

Cos that's me standing beside her.

Could I just have a quick chat?

Could you put it another way? I didn't understand a word of that.

Could you put me through to Sister Thomas, please?

Coward!

Crass.

Cream finger, it was. Apple turnover and a cream finger.

Cream horn, Shay said.

Crossing the border has become somewhat of a priority for me.

Da, for God's sake, will you turn that down?

David Donnelly has just come in. David's here.

David Donnelly.

Dead soon. Really soon.

Deadly serious.

Deck of cards can't actually predict your future.

Delusional personality disorder.

Dennis gave me free pick and mix, bonbons and all. No fucking about, like.

Dick.

Did I not ban this one?

Did she nick the noticeboard from the chip shop, Clare?

Did you actually want me to do the dramatic pause?

Did you ask about the trust fund?

Did you go for the economy seven in the end, Colm?

Did you hear that?

Did you just call the Orange Order "cracker"?

Did you just wink?

Did you kill that wee nun, girls?

Did you not put him in there, Aunt Mary?

Didn't even manage my Chinese.

Didn't wanna put you in this position.

Different standards, you see, Mary.

Dip into your trust fund? Of course, no bother at all.

Directly before the weeping,

Dirty bastards.

Disease? Poverty?

Disgusting and disgraceful.

Do I have a trust fund, Mary?

Do I have to accept their apology, Sister?

Do I make myself clear?

Do not ask me again.

Do not be starting at me about darks, Mary.

Do you guys have any questions for me?

Do you hear me, Malarkey?

Do you hear this? This'll be someone she met

Do you know what, Jenny?

Do you know what? Fine.

Do you mind telling us what you're doing in there?

Do you mind the time where her and her brother got hijacked?

Do you mind? I'm trying to come out here.

Do you not think there's an awful lot of lesbians about nowadays?

Do you really think they're going to make us sit an exam after seeing this?

Do you remember the whole "us being in grave danger" thing Sarah mentioned?

Do you think Big Mandy looks more schizo than usual?

Do you think five bags will be enough?

Do you think I'd do anything to put my family at risk?

Do you think we should knock them about a bit?

Do you want to sponsor me, Dennis?

Does anybody else have any thoughts on the whole

Does anybody have 10p? I'm ringing Childline.

Does anyone have any questions about

Does he just really enjoy wells, aye?

Does he?

Does this mean they can't get to school?

Doesn't have to be.

Doesn't that dog look like Toto?

Doing the big shop in would be the best place for it, really.

Don't blame me.

Don't come in here!

Don't forget, entries for our searching for myself

Don't look at me like that, Erin. You'll get your two pound back.

Don't panic? Don't panic, James?

Don't say "knickers" in front of your father. He can't cope.

Don't suppose you could take them with you?

Don't tell me Charlene Kavanagh is going.

Don't worry about James. James doesn't count.

Don't you mention that lowdown, deceitful, cheating old witch!

Don't you see?

Don't you think it's so freaky?

Dose.

Eloping with your father to a flip flop shop in Hawaii...

Emergency services are urging anyone with medical

Enter.

Er, look, I'm sorry. Do you absolutely need it?

Erin Quinn and her friends are handing out their magazine.

Erin Quinn, Orla McCool, Clare Devlin,

Erin, I told you not to let him watch that Sleeping with the Enemy.

Erin, stop hogging the Russian.

Erin, tell her!

Erin, what in God's name...

Erin! It's me.

Even so, I need her to put a word in with that big Russian ride.

Even the smell of it makes me feel physically sick.

Even though it sort of turns my stomach.

Everybody knows everybody,

Everyone look away.

Everyone remain seated.

Everyone was shitting it about sending him to the boys' school.

Everyone's buzzing to find out who she is.

Everything makes you nervous, Clare. You're a walking cack attack.

Exactly.

Exactly. My nerves are wrecked.

Excellent.

Excuse me, please.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Yeah.

Fairly sure.

False alarm there, Saint Anthony. Sorry for troubling you.

Father Conway showed us a video. There's this one wee fella, Kamal.

Father, Son, Holy Ghost...

Fecking weirdo.

Fifteen minutes in this stand up.

Financial gain, that's what.

Fine, stick up for the wee lesbian.

Fine! But we both know you're gonna sit in the corner like a frigid fuck.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. I'll ask her myself.

Fine. In that case, I'll just come and watch.

Fine. Puff off. I don't need you. I don't need any of you.

Fine. So, that leaves dog walking and washing a car.

Fionnula was out the back, cashing up.

Fionnula will be absolutely thrilled.

Fionnula!

First, she comes on to James here.

Flaunting it in our faces like this.

Flawless!

Focus, girls.

For Christ's sake, Clare. You've basically skipped lunch.

For God's sake, Orla, you're gonna make yourself boke.

For God's sake!

For I was halfway through me dinner.

For me, there's a good fella.

For the love of God,

For the love of God, Sarah, no diversions, please.

For the love of God.

Foreigners fucking love the Giant's Causeway.

Found some, Mary.

From her kitchen, from her bedroom...

Fuck me, not the Africans again.

Fuck me.

Fuck off, dickweed.

Fuck off, toots.

Fuck off.

Fuck this.

Fuck. We're not like Jenny Joyce.

Fuck's sake.

Further. It's more like from here to Ballybofey.

Gave you the Intrepid, did he?

Gemma Sharkey went cordless and she's like a new woman now, Gerry.

Genuine question. Why can't you just be fucking normal?

Gerry should say something.

Gerry, pass me the wooden spoon.

Gerry! Gerry!

Gerry's name is on the house, not my da's,

Gerry's never been suspended and he's a Catholic.

Get down! Everybody get down!

Get him out of here.

Get out!

Get that.

Get them to do an interview.

Giant's Causeway, probably.

Gig, Clare, it's called a "gig", and I have to go. He invited me specifically.

Girls, I really don't feel great. I feel sort of shaky.

Girls, I'm not here to make any judgments.

Give it here.

Give us a hand here, Gerry. This'll not close.

Go on, then.

God is inviting us to be his witness.

God, aye, so it does.

God, but he has great teeth, doesn't he?

God, I've never seen you so fired up.

God, it's all so mortifying.

God, this is really hard.

Golf clubs.

Good for you, Mr. Joe.

Good morning, team!

Good one, Geldoff.

Good. Grand. Not too bad.

Grand. I'll meet you after school and you can beat me up.

Granda says we're not allowed to speak to her.

Great hair. Very bold.

Great volume. Lovely movement.

Great work, folks.

Great.

Great.

Grow up, Michelle.

Guess who's been made editor of the school magazine!

Guys, all we can do is try our best.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among...

Has anyone seen Artem?

Has his sudden, tragic death interrupted your studies?

Has to be smirking about, but that's by the by.

Have been coming up and giving her money they "owe" her.

Have to give all my money to Kamal.

Have you any news, Da?

Have you got a Union Jack splashed across your tits, Clare?

Have you nothing to say about this, you slack southern shite?

Have you seen the one Jenny Joyce got, the fella?

He also said your dead pet had been fucking resurrected, so, pinch of salt.

He can vouch for me.

He doesn't say much.

He has... risen.

He is such a fucking homophobe.

He is traumatized, Gerry.

He really does, but... now, tell the truth.

He says this like it's something to be proud of.

He says, "Step aside. We're armed."

He swore on it. Said he saw it being bagged up.

He to start at Christian Brother Boys,

He was really good looking, so you've nothing to worry about.

He, like, runs through red lights and takes corners on two wheels. It is class!

He'd barely had those shoelaces a week, John.

He'll realize that Toto is just dead. Very, very dead.

He'll take a steak and kidney pie.

He's a fella, Jenny.

He's a priest, like.

He's a wee Ethiopian fella from Ballybofey, Dennis.

He's also a prick, but that's by the by.

He's an artist.

He's an awful prick.

He's definitely a contender.

He's eating his lunch.

He's English, Orla. That's the way they talk.

He's in a better place now.

He's looking for the keys to the van,

He's my Auntie Kathy's wain. I told you about my Auntie Kathy.

He's only ten, and every morning he walks 25 miles to the nearest well.

Health and Safety gone mad, Deidre.

Hear me out.

Hear what?

Hello, children.

Hello, Father.

Hello, Maeve.

Her bloody friends across the barricades think.

Her family probably don't even own a camera.

Her instructor says she's a natural.

Her nephew brought her this pen back from New Jersey.

Here you are.

Here, boy!

Here, boy! Here, boy!

Here, boy! Here, boy!

Here, Daddy, get a whiff of that.

Here, give me your hand.

Here's what I find strange.

Hey, boy. It's dinner she invited you round for, not an orgy.

Hey, what do you think you're playing at? Where's your blazer?

Hey! Let me look at that. You call that clean, do you?

Hi, do you have a playlist for tonight, then?

Hi, Erin.

Hi, everyone. This is Artem.

Hi, girls.

Hi, guys.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Michelle's cousin, James.

His name was Toto, Aunt Sarah.

Hmm.

Hmm. It's much how I imagine.

Hobnob? Custard cream? Wagon Wheel?

Hold on. Stall the fucking ball.

Holy God!

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.

Hope to God it's not the gay thing you're offended by.

Hope you don't mind me saying this, but you have a cracking clavicle.

Hopefully she won't, you know, die,

Horns, fingers. Who cares?

How am I gonna break it to him?

How are you?

How can I have peace, Erin? Get back inside.

How can you cheat at bingo, Granda?

How could he bring another woman into this house?

How could he bring her here,

How could I have known?

How could you have lost the wee docket, Gerry?

How could you not want anything? It's lovely.

How dare you? I am poor Ukrainian, so I must be prostitute.

How do I know that's your surname?

How do I know you're not just telling me that?

How do you stay in such good shape?

How is it still sticky?

How long does it take to defuse a fecking bomb?

How long does this fast last?

How many times? It's just an ad. She's not a real person.

How so?

How the hell do you explain that?

How?

How's it going, Colm?

Huge. Massive.

Hurry up.

I admit that. But I didn't do anything. It was Michelle.

I also don't understand what connection spatulas, golf clubs or stilts

I also have a question, pretty boy.

I am "a" racist, patronizing bitch.

I am finished talking.

I am going to ram that so far up your ass!

I am prostitute?

I am psychic, Erin.

I am trying to concentrate here, Erin.

I am, after all, a child of the crossfire,

I begged my ma to let me have one, but she said we've no room

I begged the Brits to let me take my chances,

I can and I will.

I can handle it.

I can't accept that.

I can't be doing with the Board of Governors getting

I can't be doing with the wee clock.

I can't believe you did that, Daddy.

I can't convince that lot to come.

I can't explain.

I can't find the boys' toilets anywhere.

I can't get my head around it.

I can't handle it. I think I'm going to crack.

I can't help that. It's the way God made me.

I can't let my heart rate drop, I'm afraid, Erin.

I can't understand. Come on!

I can't, Sarah. I physically can't.

I cannot actually believe this.

I could do without the details, Da.

I could do without the quoting it from memory.

I could grow to fancy him, I suppose.

I could have told you that years ago, and I'm not psychic.

I couldn't handle it, and I cracked.

I decided, but I'm afraid to say what I've decided.

I definitely didn't see her smirk. I was lying, so...

I did a course. I got a certificate.

I did not know about this.

I didn't actually know that.

I didn't meet him at Friends Across the Barricades.

I didn't think you get much Japanese tourism in Derry, do you?

I do not accept that.

I don't accept it.

I don't care where you met him. You're not to see him again, understood?

I don't even know the man anymore.

I don't know how he does it.

I don't know what to believe.

I don't know. I just find her a bit,

I don't know. I'll find out.

I don't like to use that word, Sister, but it's so hard to describe James

I don't mind at all.

I don't mind, Ciaran.

I don't read your letters, Erin.

I don't really give a flying fuck.

I don't see why that useless drip you call a husband has to be coming.

I don't smoke either.

I don't think I did.

I don't think that does settle it, actually, Joe.

I don't think that is the law.

I don't think they accept Catholics, Orla,

I don't think you're a dick, James.

I don't understand it.

I don't wanna get involved. I'm sorry.

I don't wanna go back in.

I don't want to be in that boat.

I don't want to report you guys.

I don't want you to think of me as a priest. Think of me as a friend.

I don't want you to touch me.

I feel awful.

I find that very strange as well, Mrs. Quinn. Very strange indeed.

I found condoms in her bag, actual condoms.

I got a bit of bad news today.

I got too scared, but now, well, you've made me realise it's all OK.

I had to. I'm doing my book report on it.

I hate to be a health and safety stickler,

I have a set of balls, thank you very much.

I have an appointment in Tropicana at 12:00.

I have had it with you, James, and your picking,

I have judo on Friday. Don't like to miss it.

I have locked my mother in a cage designed by her own art.

I have no interest in David Donnelly's spazzmo band.

I have nothing against Protestants.

I have one.

I have to give it to you, that is a cracker blow dry.

I have to know if they catch him.

I have turned it down. It's at zero.

I haven't really been able to focus.

I hope you're happy, Erin.

I hope your father appreciates the fact that I was the one

I just can't get my head around it.

I just don't trust her, okay?

I just don't understand what they eat.

I just have to... I'll be right back.

I just like melting stuff.

I just saw it, too!

I just think it might be time I moved on, friendship wise.

I just wanna go home, but she won't let me leave.

I just wanna let you know, Maeve,

I just want my old friend back.

I just want to say,

I know how much you want to practice the shit out of the past participle.

I know how much you've dreamed of seeing the Arc de...

I know I've been guilty of that in the past.

I know what I saw.

I know what it looks like.

I know, but I'm bored now,

I know, but it's stunning of me.

I know. I'm sorry. It all just made me a bit nervous.

I like him. I think he's a character.

I like his shiny hair.

I mean no offense, son.

I mean you only turn 33 once.

I mean, a bit because of us.

I mean, does God exist?

I mean, does he exist?

I mean, for God's sake, Erin, what happened to Shoes of the World?

I mean, he's my nephew, and even I find it hard to get past.

I mean, I know I shouldn't say this about my own brother, but by Christ

I mean, I know you're desperate, James, but paying for it?

I mean, I'm not sure what Our Lady of the Sorrows

I mean, if anything, the gay thing sort of cancels out the English thing.

I mean, it's not ideal, but this is more of a pickle.

I mean, it's uncanny.

I mean, maybe it's just his time.

I mean, that sort of makes sense.

I mean, we're all gonna have sex at some point.

I mean, what if it were me?

I mean, what next? Will I catch her trying on my knickers?

I must... I must give.

I need you all to listen very carefully.

I never really looked at this before. I assumed they were all dead cat posters.

I once saw her punch a Rottweiler, Michelle.

I ordered a tea. You brought me a Coke, and that's not acceptable.

I organize, how you say it, whip round.

I owe.