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American Pie (1999)

American Pie (1999)

American Pie is a classic teen comedy film that was released in 1999. Directed by Paul Weitz, the movie revolves around a group of high school friends who make a pact to lose their virginity before their graduation. Filled with hilarious mishaps and memorable moments, American Pie has become a beloved cult favorite.

The film boasts an ensemble cast of talented young actors who brought the characters to life with their comedic timing and relatable performances. The main characters include Jim Levenstein (played by Jason Biggs), a somewhat awkward but lovable teenager, who becomes determined to lose his virginity; his best friends Kevin Myers (played by Thomas Ian Nicholas), Chris "Oz" Ostreicher (played by Chris Klein), and Paul Finch (played by Eddie Kaye Thomas), each with their own unique struggles and goals; and the eccentric and often outrageous Steve Stifler (played by Seann William Scott), who adds a touch of wild energy to the group.

Other notable characters in the film include Jim's quirky love interest Michelle Flaherty (played by Alyson Hannigan), Vicky (played by Tara Reid), Heather (played by Mena Suvari), and the wise, charismatic band geek, Jessica (played by Natasha Lyonne). Together, they navigate the ups and downs of teenage life, relationships, and the quest for intimacy that leads them to unforgettable adventures.

One of the most iconic scenes in American Pie involves Jim's infamous encounter with a warm apple pie, which has become synonymous with the film's title. The scene perfectly captures the movie's combination of risqué humor and heartfelt moments that resonate with viewers. American Pie touches upon the universal themes of growing up, friendship, and the pressures and anxieties that come with adolescence, making it relatable to audiences of all ages.

As a movie that captures the essence of late '90s teen culture, American Pie has remained popular throughout the years and spawned several sequels and spin-offs. Its success can be attributed to a well-written script, catchy soundtrack, and memorable performances that have turned it into a cultural phenomenon.

If you're a fan of American Pie and want to relive the laughter and nostalgia, you can enjoy and download the movie soundtrack, packed with popular hits from the late '90s, from our website. Rediscover the hilarious moments, the unforgettable characters, and the timeless appeal of American Pie, a film that has left an indelible mark on the comedy genre. Play and download these sounds here, and let the nostalgia take you back to the fun and excitement of this beloved film.

A And this one time, we all lost our music and we were supposed to play this song,
A little father son, uh uh, chat."
Actually, there is one small matter that I need to ask for your cooperation in.
After... getting laid?
Ah, well, I got to I got to hit the showers now,
All right, all right!
All right, status check. Where do you guys stand?
All right.
All right. I got an idea. But it's got to stay between us.
All right. I'm shooting for a 9:00 ETA. Beer in hand by five after.
All right. Listen, thanks for understanding.
All right. So now you know. Good luck.
All right. Thanks.
All right. What you need to do...
All that you got to do is just ask 'em questions...
All you got to do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'net...
Allow me.
And And he plays trombone
And and people don't mean it.
And each year it got passed on to one East student who was worthy.
And I had to kiss this guy named Mark Wander on the lips.
And I have to admit, uh, you know.
And I'll tell a couple of girls that you're dynamite in bed."
And I'll wish I would've done it with Kevin.
And I'm not going to stand around here busting my balls over something that,
And know that you used the time you had?
And listen to what they have to say and shit.
And me going to Ithaca,
And one time at band camp,
And spout off cheeseball lines to be romantic.
And tell me the address.
And the conductor didn't know what we were doing, and it was so funny.
And then he just puked his brains out.
And then I go off to college. I might end up doing it with some random guy...
And they have focused on the breasts,
And this is a much more exotic magazine.
And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
And tonight is supposed to be the night that we all do it.
And we'll be on our own, meeting new people.
And when I do talk to them, I screw it up.
And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's okay, 'cause he's a guy, right?
And you and Kevin haven't even done it yet.
And you can't plan everything.
And you don't have any.
And you got a keg too!
And you're not going to do anything about that?
And you're still stranded on third base.
And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy.
And, uh, I care about you a lot.
And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had...
And... your girlfriend?
Are they gross or something? Like guy stuff? Tell me!
Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards? Because that would be so cool.
Are you lost?
Aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone...
As a matter of fact, it is true. The guy's huge!
As if there was an alternative in the matter.
Attitude? Me?
Banging a tennis ball against a brick wall.
Be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do.
Be sensitive to her feelings. Relationships are reciprocal.
Before high school was over,
Before you leave tonight.
Best of luck to you boys.
Breath check.
Bullshit. There's no way.
Busted.
But I think this is going to be really, really good.
But it takes the edge off, doesn't it?
But it's going to be cool, because the game's at State,
But our dragon style will defeat it.
But then you, you do it again and again and again
But we didn't know it, so we just made it up and we kept playing and playing,
But we had a pillow fight, and it was so much fun.
But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk.
But you can still lose. You all saw what happened to Oz out there.
But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year.
But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one eyed snake" five, six times a day.
But you've got to think about it this way.
But, uh But not as arousing as you.
But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though.
Bye.
Bye.
Can you believe This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever.
Central almost beat us last time, so this time I really want to kick their ass.
Choir chick, what the hell are you doing here?
Christ, I didn't tell you to leave the game.
Chuck Sherman is a liar.
Come in. Come in.
Come on, Casanova. I'll take you back to your friends.
Come on, Heather. Work with me here.
Come on, Kev. Tonight is the night.
Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great.
Come on! Get over there!
Come on! What's going on here?
Come on! Whoo hoo!
Come on. I saw you on the 'net. Why do you think I accepted this date?
Come on. You're ruining my moment here. This is our very manhood at stake.
Come to me.
Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high.
Consider it a consolation prize.
Cool, hip Jim?
Cool. Tell him the subs are great.
Cornell's not that far from UofM.
Cut it out, man!
Damn, my parts fucking stink!
Deep conversation, huh?
Did not just take out that chair.
Did you hear that Finch had an affair with an older woman?
Do that cheerleader.
Do you guys want to look back on your days at East...
Do you just want to flip to the centre section?
Do you want to be my date for the prom?
Do you want to hear a nasty story of mine?
Don't worry. You'll get her back soon enough.
Dude, it's going to happen. She's a college chick.
Dude, it's not like I haven't been trying to get laid.
Dude, you got to take a shit! You smell like a Yeti!
Er, nah. It's It's more than an agreement.
Even if he can't say it, he does.
Ex Excuse me. Do you know who Paul Finch is?
Exactly.
Excuse me, everyone.
Excuse me?
Fellows, it's time she experienced... the Shermanator.
Fellows, say good bye to Chuck Sherman, the boy.
Fellows! What's going on?
Fellows! What's going on?
Finch comes up to me and says, "Jessica,
Finch, we know where you are, but can't really use that as an excuse.
Finch. shit brick.
Focus on the music. Think melody.
For me.
For the past couple of months, we've decided that you are now rejected."
For you seniors, this marks the culmination...
For you to, uh, peruse at your, uh at your leisure.
Forget it already. I am so sick and tired of all this bullshit pressure.
Freak.
Fuck me! There's going to be an Eastern European chick naked in your house.
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers!
Fuckers! Fuckers, fuckers!
Gee, what a total shocker. What about you, Vicky?
Gentlemen, destiny awaits.
Give me a break. You're so full of it.
Go over there and ask her if she needs an extra hand.
Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher.
Goal, Ostreicher!
God bless the Internet.
God, he's like so... refined.
God, how juvenile.
God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party.
God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend...
Goddamn.
Good.
Goody goody choirgirl priss?
Great. See you next time.
Great. See you tomorrow.
Guys, uh
Guys. She said it.
Had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds.
Haha, bitches!
Have to what, Kev, huh? I don't have to do shit.
He blew it.
He's never had sex with anyone. I know this because he told me.
He's ruining daisy! Whoo!
Heather, I wasn't making fun of you.
Heather, I'm sorry. I totally blew it.
Hell, that's what half of band camp is Sex Ed.
Here you go. That's what you need to do.
Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer
Here's the deal. We all get laid before we graduate.
Hey, at least I know what third base feels like, okay?
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Hey, don't call me 'Nova anymore. I'm a I'm a fraud.
Hey, Finch.
Hey, Jimmy. Just wanted to say sweet dreams.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, look.
Hey, no problem, 'Nova.
Hey, Stifler? How's the pale ale?
Hey, uh, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night?
Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party.
Hey, uh, where's Finch?
Hey, wait up, you pussies. Where you going?
Hey, what are you doing here?
Hey, you think I should wear this shirt to Stifler's party?
Hey, you think you still got a chance with Nadia?
Hi, I was just looking at the old family portrait out here.
Hi.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmph.
Holy shit.
How about you guys actually locate your dicks,
How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them,
How do you know that?
How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation?
How the hell am I supposed to become Mr. Sensitive Man?
Huddle up, guys! Huddle up!
Huddle up! Come on! Okay.
I I wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you.
I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with.
I believe the kegs are upstairs.
I can't go to the prom with you. I'm holding out for someone else.
I can't. I don't know how he's doing it.
I could change clothes at your place.
I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger.
I don't get it. I just don't.
I don't get it. I mean, how the hell did you do that?
I don't know if you can, but since I'm not going with anybody, I thought that maybe
I don't know if you know it, but it's called "Spin the Bottle."
I don't know what I'm going to say.
I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work!
I don't know. How do you?
I don't know. I got it from Kevin.
I don't know. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am just scared.
I don't like the kid, but he's got a point.
I don't think he's coming back.
I don't think he's going to have a problem shitting in school anymore.
I don't think it really matters with that shirt you're wearing.
I don't want to ever see any of you thinking you're going to score.
I don't want to write all those extra essays they make you do.
I don't want you coming so damn early this time.
I feel like I've already won.
I got company, if you know what I mean?
I got some scotch.
I got something for you.
I guess I'll be going now.
I had no idea you'd be this good. Neither did I.
I have a serious question to ask you guys. Okay.
I have an announcement that I would like to make.
I have no idea. Finch showers with his bathing suit on.
I highly recommend you join the club.
I I don't want to dupe her.
I I mean, the scars healed really well.
I I really don't think they liked it.
I I'm acting like I've got everything together tonight.
I just got to say that women,
I just play some Bach on my flute. It's so relaxing.
I just realized that I don't know anything about you.
I just thought it was about sex this time.
I just thought you all should know this.
I kid you not, man. Look. Listen.
I know it's a long shot, but I figure Paul Finch might ask me.
I know that Vicky's going to ask me if I love her, and...
I know.
I know. It went by so fast.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean, all the parties afterwards? The chicks are going to want to do it.
I mean, business is okay, and lacrosse is awesome, but...
I mean, check it out.
I mean, don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school?
I mean, h have you just never had one with Kevin...
I mean, how am I supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was?
I mean, I can't talk to girls.
I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing.
I mean, I feel like I'm one of your friends now.
I mean, I just can't believe we had our senior prom.
I mean, I'm on the brink.
I mean, it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that.
I mean, it's how you've always pictured it, isn't it?
I mean, they probably have special dorms for people like us.
I mean, uh
I mean, uh, music is so expressive.
I mean, we could make it work.
I mean, we'll be there to keep each other on track.
I need your help with this, blah, blah, etcetera."
I never did it with baked goods.
I never had sex with him.
I promise. So, just... relax,
I really have no idea.
I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies.
I should be able to talk to girls.
I shouldn't have got hot there.
I suppose that would be okay. Sure.
I think I should.
I think shithead really says it.
I think you guys should be a little more enthusiastic.
I think you need your balls reattached.
I thought you might know a trick or something to make her
I want the right time, the right moment, the right place
I want you to be very, very careful...
I want you to know.
I want you to think about what this means to you.
I was being selfish and majorly insensitive.
I was used.
I was used. Cool!
I wasn't lying.
I, uh I guess that just leaves Jim trailing.
I... am now a man.
I'll do it.
I'll look for you in the no fucking section.
I'll save you a seat.
I'll, uh I'll go downstairs and start studying up.
I'm a I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon.
I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time...
I'm a virgin, and, uh
I'm articulate.
I'm going to find myself a little hottie.
I'm going to go hang out with that geek over there...
I'm going to go inside and grab my bag.
I'm going to just leave these books here...
I'm I'm pretty sure that I've... given her a
I'm just about to do it. I should be psyched.
I'm so happy for you.
I'm sorry, Coach.
I'm sure she is special if you picked her out of the whole bunch.
I'm talking about alcohol, liquor.
I'm... three sheets to the wind, ma'am.
I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important. It's our last game.
I've had one.
I've never even had sex, and already, I can't stand it. I hate sex!
If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm going to be really pissed.
If there's any channel that should be illegal, it's that all woman's channel.
If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick, how you going to sleep with one?
If you think so, just open it.
If you try that at M.S.U. this Saturday, I'll kick your ass.
Illegal channels? Shit!
Instead of playing our instruments regularly, we should play them backwards.
Is it because we have a test tomorrow? Sometimes I get cranky...
Is learn how to press a girl's buttons.
Is she?
Is that all that you're interested in, trying to get your girl into bed?
Is that what you call it?
Is that... nothing's perfect.
It all boils down to today.
It just starts to feel good. Really good.
It may seem like it's way out of left field.
It means, "My dog ate it." It's Latin. It's a joke.
It originally started as a sex manual,
It was a bathroom incident.
It was a very special night, very special.
It was good.
It was just my time. It was just my time.
It went out to every mailbox in the East High directory.
It'll be like this one time at band camp when we all had a campfire
It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in.
It's going to be fun.
It's going to sound really bad, but, uh,
It's got to be completely perfect.
It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know?
It's not always about sex.
It's not going to work, is it?
It's okay. You should... do what makes you happy.
It's really simple. We just got to make an agreement.
It's sort of sexual.
It's true. I mean, after this, everything's going to be different.
It's what your friends call you.
It's your turn.
James?
Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me.
Jessica, this is great! Wow!
Jesus.
Jim, get some fucking balls.
Jim, I want to talk about masturbation.
Jim, I'm just going to say one thing...
Jim, just wait until she leaves.
Jim?
Jim? There's a, uh a young lady here to see you.
Just enjoying my first exhilarating lacrosse experience.
Just relax.
Keep going.
Kev, you don't need us to get laid. Are you afraid or something?
Kev?
Kev? I think we've come...
Kev? Kev? Ke
Kevin, I'm sure that they're not.
Kevin, what's with the attitude?
Kevin?
Kevin.
Kevin.
Kevin. Come on, man. The bus to Stifler's is going to be here soon.
Laid back Jim...
Last night, though.
Like a fine wine, only get better with age.
Like hang out with friends and stuff.
Like... how do you want to do it?
Like... normal style. The missionary position.
Look at the expression on her face. You see that? See what's she's doing?
Look, do you know what made me leave that game?
Look, I got to go. Sixteen minutes round trip.
Look, things didn't really turn out how I wanted them to.
Look, Vicky, love is a term that gets thrown around,
Look. Sarah,
Looking for the best way to score.
Maybe it's time...
Maybe the words aren't that important.
Me? Nothing.
Michelle, Michelle.
Michelle, um
Michelle.
Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke.
MILF! MILF!
MILF! MILF! Dude, hey, dude. What are you doing to her, dude?
Mm hmm.
Mom, I'm home!
Mom, where's
Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
My date too, perhaps?
My friends call me "'Nova," as in Casanova.
My parents want me to go to Northwestern, but...
Nadia, please, please. I'm begging you.
Nadia! Buenos dias. Glad you could make it.
Naturally, I embellished a little bit.
Next step!
Next step!
Next year with you going to Ann Arbor...
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused!
No money involved. More important than any bet.
No no no, really really. Like Like I was born without that part of the brain.
No offence, but you're talking about a post high school, long distance relationship.
No way!
No, I didn't hear that one.
No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom?
No, I spent 50 on the flask, 150 on the earrings.
No, I'm missing the game for you.
No, it'd be good to be able to, you know, return the favour.
No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part.
No, no, no, I'm I'm not done, Nadia. I've, uh I've got reserves.
No, no, no. I don't want a date.
No, no, not lost. Just, um,
No, thanks, man. You've been singing that shit all week.
No, that's That's not what I mean.
No, we shouldn't be.
No, you see You see, Heather,
No. Come on. We made a pact.
No. Don't say that.
No. Her sponsors here saw the thing on the 'net.
No. No. Here, babe!
Not bad, Chris.
Not slacking off when you see the opportunity to score
Now, come on, Kevin. Open it.
Now, do you think she would prefer...
Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away,
Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you.
Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you.
Now, I just want you to know that it's it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing.
Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff that guys have added over the years.
Now, it's my turn to see you.
Now, the sex: It's got to be valid, consensual sex.
Now, they have decided to focus on the, uh, pubic region
Now, we're in business.
Now, we're in business.
Of course, I have no basis for comparison, but, uh,
Oh All right, there he goes.
Oh ho, yeah!
Oh, and you get to drive across Canada.
Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, no.
Oh, cool. Great night, isn't it?
Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez.
Oh, Finchy. Finch.
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, gosh. I I forgot.
Oh, he's always ready to study. He's a real bookworm, this kid.
Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh
Oh, Jim, you're here.
Oh, man!
Oh, my God, bro, dude.
Oh, my God, you're gay!
Oh, my God! This is too much.
Oh, my God. She used me.
Oh, no, thank you.
Oh, ohh. Now.
Oh, right. I'll see you guys tonight.
Oh, shit. Guys Guys
Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day.
Oh, thanks, Jim, that's great. That's really reassuring.
Oh, there we go. Come on, move!
Oh, wait. I left my beer downstairs.
Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty, baby. Hyah!
Oh, yeah! I'm bone smuggling, baby.
Oh, yeah! That would be great.
Oh, yeah? How?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh!
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right, baby.
Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do. I forgot you've been there and back.
Oh, you need to You need to change, right?
Oh, you're so big!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! I almost forgot. I, uh, I bought some magazines.
Oh! Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. He also told me that when he gets nervous, he sometimes wets his pants.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohh! ♪ Don't make me ♪
Oh. Ohh! This is incredible.
Oh. Uh... yeah.
Ohh, God!
Ohh, Kev! Uhh. Yeah.
Ohh, yes. I am the best, baby.
Ohh, you're so good.
Ohh! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Ohh.
Okay, Albert. You ready? No problemo.
Okay, Dad.
Okay, okay. Let's, uh What the hell's the matter with this thing?
Okay, so say I don't do it.
Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken up that solo.
Okay, well, this one time at band camp, we were playing this game.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. I mean, I agree, but...
Okay. I'm glad you came by.
Okay. Um.
Okay. You want a story?
On his old, drunken friend, Falstaff.
On Lake Michigan.
Once he tried to screw a g****fruit, but that's all.
Only they're way funner.
Or have you never had one, period?
Or not.
Or...
Ostreicher!
Ostreicher!
Our last game is this Saturday.
Ow!
Oz, I know.
Oz, is this vocal jazz shit going to pay off or what?
Oz? Fuckface?
Perfect!
Perhaps I could come by your house afterwards?
Please, God, let this be it.
Please?
Please.
Post modern feminist thought.
Prom.
Quite frankly, isn't that damn important.
Really?
Really? You seriously want to go with me?
Remove the shrink wrap and fucking use them!
Right this way, sir.
Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me.
Section
See that? That's good. That's what I wanted to hear. Now, you qualify.
See you later.
See, Coach, he was giving us this speech about...
See, even shit brick knows you should do it.
See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked.
See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game.
Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable, but together,
Sex. It's always about sex.
Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with,
She reads the articles.
She's around. Seems she's taken a liking to me.
She's getting comfortable. She's not going to leave.
She's going downstairs.
She's going to leave. She's definitely going to
She's gone. Wha
She's hot!
She's kind of looking right into your eyes saying,
Sherman didn't even get laid.
Sherman is moving to DEFCON 2.
Sherman meets a chick for one night and scores.
Sherman? The Shermanator?
Sherman. Not much. Just, uh, scoping the babes.
Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman like this produced a guy like Stifler.
Shut up!
Sing it with me. You know the words.
Slipped a little something into his mochaccino.
So are we going to screw soon, 'cause I'm getting kind of antsy.
So go do it with Kevin.
So he did, and I did.
So how do you want to be?
So I said, "All right. Pay me 200 bucks,
So I said, "This is very obviously a Piero della Francesca."
So I take it you and Sherman are pretty close, huh?
So I was thinking maybe you could give me some advice, brother to brother.
So keep on it, okay?
So make most of the time you've got left together. You'll miss it later.
So the end of the story is you...
So we're going to be close next year.
So what are you going to major in?
So when my UofM acceptance came in December, I just said the hell with it.
So you almost made it, huh, Oz?
So you can't sing at the competition.
So you work nights?
So, basically, prom is our last chance.
So, do you want to go?
So, Finch, this is your plan?
So, I had this thought and
So, no ladies left.
So, once Hal becomes king, he has to take on...
So, uh, "shaved" is the expression?
So, uh, I guess I'll see you later?
So, uh, would you object if I said that you were quite striking?
So, what's your major?
So, you enjoying yourself?
So, you've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on.
Someone to spot you. Someone to keep you motivated.
Sorry to interrupt.
Spank me! Spank me! Hit that high "C."
State's got a good business school, and I could probably walk on to the lacrosse team.
Steve, you could at least look at me when you say that!
Steve! It's my computer! And I want to use it!
Stifler, fuck! I mean
Stifler's mom got it in the divorce.
Still questing after the Holy Grail, huh, guys?
Strip!
Suck me, beautiful!
Suck me, beautiful.
Sure.
Sure.
Take it slow... and let the good times roll.
Tha Tha Tha That would be That would be great sometime.
Thank God. I thought I was the only one.
Thank you, Great Falls.
Thanks, uh, Heather, right?
Thanks.
That is what the cretins drink.
That one was my favourite.
That people say, "Oh, look. There's this Goody Two Shoes choirgirl priss."
That reminds me of this one time
That reputation of his isn't going anywhere. Cheese, please.
That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you.
That was a great night, huh?
That we would lose our virginity...
That's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about sex.
That's amazing. She's probably going to want to do it soon.
That's great, man. That's awesome.
That's not what I was thinking.
That's not why we're going out.
That's number five and six for the Stifmeister!
That's pathetic.
The corsage.
The responsibilities of leadership and turn his back...
The Stif man always comes through in the clutch.
The way I like it.
Their tiger style kung fu is strong.
Then how did all this get started?
There is a gorgeous woman... masturbating on my bed!
There's Nadia and she just looked at me.
There's something I've been meaning to tell you, Heather.
These chicks don't know me. I can work the sensitive angle here, fellows!
They arouse me very, very much.
They're just a little more risqué than tales of band camp.
Think about when you work out, Oz. You got to have someone there, right?
This book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam.
This here is your is your more, uh, exotic, risqué magazine.
This is a foolproof plan, my friend.
This is our day. This is our time.
This is the nicest room in the house. Kev, it's perfect.
This is the night we've been waiting for.
This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen.
This is, uh This is Hustler.
This isn't any better, Chris.
This isn't the best way to proposition me.
This may sound a little corny, but...
This place is an untapped resource.
This. You know, right now.
This'll do. Whoo hoo!
Those guys sucked ass!
Thrilled.
To change the future for one lucky lady.
Tomorrow I'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about.
Uh, depends if my date wants to stop by.
Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh
Uh, my date's a flute toting band dork. Does that answer your question?
Uh, please, you know. Just go ahead and get un get changed.
Uh, that's Paul Finch, right?
Uh, which are used primarily to, uh, feed young infants...
Uh, yeah. Absolutely.
Uh, you mean, like, strip strip?
Um, you know what? You can't really ask me that.
Very arousing women. They arouse me
Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex.
Vicky, Jessica! Great to see you. Glad you could make it.
Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship?
Victoria,
W What I mean is, uh
Wait!
Wait! I don't understand.
Wait. Is this translation right?
We all made this pact...
We are the masters of our sexual destiny.
We ate it all.
We had one of those amazingly deep conversations...
We have been waiting for this for four years.
We must make a stand, here and now.
We start to express ourselves in new ways.
We We are finally going to a post prom party on the lake.
We were doing the wild thing... all night. I'm exhausted.
We were friends with Stifler?
We weren't supposed to have pillow fights,
We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be.
We'll tell you on the bus.
We're going to have sex when he's ready and I'm ready.
We're going to have to work on that song.
We're going to take a little break. You are beautiful.
We're in this together. You guys can't back out.
Weird. Try the house down the street.
Welcome to Stifler's Palace of Love, fellows.
Well, I do like your dirty magazines.
Well, I guess it's all right for me to tell you now.
Well, I guess... you will be pretty far away.
Well, I was going for a fashionably late entrance and I was too late.
Well, if you want to get her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her.
Well, it, uh It came from the heart.
Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo!
Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work!
Well, me, Kevin, Jim and Finch were
Well, safer than a tube sock.
Well, that was a fun day wasn't it?
Well, that's exactly what we can do for each other.
Well, the same things you do,
Well, there's just some things you need to learn, that's all.
Well, uh, I was asking Chris to prom.
Well, um, if you guys see him later, will you tell him Courtney says hi?
Well, we'll just tell your mother that, uh that, uh
Well, you know what I'm going to do, Jim.
Well, you see the detail that, uh, that they go into in this picture here.
Well, you're not.
Well, you've probably got it pretty figured out, then, huh?
Wh What we should do today, in band.
Wha What the hell would I say?
Wha Wow.
What a loser
What a loser.
What am I going to be, a professional lacrosse player?
What am I going to do, huh? Broadcast her over the Internet?
What are you talking about?
What did you just say?
What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for? Milk and cookies?
What do you mean, "no comment"?
What do you say, fellows? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears.
What else would I call it?
What exactly does third base feel like?
What I realized is that...
What I'm drinking, it's mochaccino. It's not coffee.
What is he talking to her about?
What is she She's touching my stuff.
What makes you think that I would come early?
What party? There's no party.
What the fuck are you doing here?
What was that all about?
What was that?
What you want is you want a partner to return the ball.
What?
What? Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one with the girlfriend...
What? You don't think I know how to get myself off?
What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
What's that?
What's this door locked
What's wrong?
What's wrong? What is it?
Whatever you hear about me, you agree. And tell all the boys the same thing.
Whatever. Look, uh, don't forget. My cottage after prom.
When I say it, I want it to be more than words.
When was the last time you looked at the facilities in this school?
When you're putting on...
Where were you last night, huh? What happened to that foolproof plan of yours?
Where you feel like you really get to know someone.
Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.
Which means afterwards I'll be able to stop by.
Who's the lucky girl?
Who's the lucky girl?
Who's the man? Stifler!
Whoo! Yeah, baby!
Why do you have to be so insensitive all the time?
Why don't you go grab a glass from the bar?
Why else have we been friends with Stifler all this time, right?
Why not?
Why? All that happens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it.
With you, it's... not like I'm running towards a goal...
Y You know what the coolest thing is, guys?
Yeah, I could do that. Sure.
Yeah, I know, my timing's off.
Yeah, I know. I'm working on it, all right?
Yeah, it did.
Yeah, it's just something about the springtime that's just cool, you know?
Yeah, it's only, like, seven hours.
Yeah, it's true. It was Stifler's mom.
Yeah, okay, Sherman. Whatever.
Yeah, Oz! You fucking rule!
Yeah, shame on me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, uh Don't you think you fellows could try a little tact?
Yeah, we were up all night together.
Yeah, well, come prom those excuses aren't going to do you any good.
Yeah, well, shit.
Yeah, yeah. Sweet dreams. Good night, Mom.
Yeah, you know, "pounding the old pud."
Yeah, you're right, Kev. I should just go talk to her.
Yeah! He's the guy with the tattoo, right?
Yeah! Yeah, baby!
Yeah! Yeah, let's hear it.
Yeah? Well, you can't fake this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Go slow.
Yeah. I mean, the first time you do it, you know, it hurts.
Yeah. So, like, what else do you do?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, I am.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! And he was such a dork. Everyone laughed at me...
Yes. Seriously.
Yeti! I am the Yeti!
You actually said that?
You are very good in the world history class, yes?
You better practice.
You can send me the address too.
You can't break that. You guys are going to have to
You coming to the party tonight, Ozzie, you fuckface?
You did a hell of a lot better than I did with Nadia.
You dipshit!
You do? Okay. Well. Um. Did Did Did you see this one?
You don't need to come to a place like Lookout Point...
You don't score until you score.
You got someplace more important to be, Ostreicher?
You got to be fucking kidding me.
You guys are pathetic.
You guys, we don't even know him.
You have anything to drink?
You have no idea why I'm angry?
You have seen me.
You have something going tonight, Sherman?
You have to give her what she's never had.
You know sex. Does it hurt?
You know You know you're supposed to be supportive.
You know it's a bitching party.
You know it's just going to be some crappy band and stupid decorations.
You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian chick? She might be there tonight.
You know what I do when I'm angry?
You know what? I don't know if I want to be doing this.
You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you.
You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you.
You know, at band camp we have dances like this,
You know, at least I learned how to shit in school, buddy.
You know, Finch, it's it's senior year.
You know, guys? Maybe I'm just not good with girls, period.
You know, I also play football, by the way, but that's, like,
You know, I don't think girls are into the whole mini golf thing.
You know, I got a 720 on my S.A.T. verbal.
You know, I know what people think. It's like,
You know, I put in months of quality time with Vicky.
You know, it's just like that college chick told me.
You know, stuff... about you.
You know, taking the tour.
You know, that he's... equipped.
You know, we should be happy for Sherman.
You know, we're all going to go to college as virgins. You realize this, right?
You look okay.
You mean East Lansing and Ann Arbor?
You met at that party a while back, right?
You must be excited about the big night tonight.
You okay?
You see that Central chick, Bernette?
You see, Hal is going through a... rite of passage, much like you all are.
You see, uh,
You see? It's like It's like...
You suck!
You tell me you never even had one manually?
You think I don't get that?
You want a beer?
You want to take this one?
You, uh, want onions?
You?
You're expecting to score with some...
You're just saying that because prom's a week away and you don't have a date.
You're really beautiful. Oh
You're Stifler's mom. Uh
You've worn that shirt for, like, three days in a row, man!
Yup.
'Appending Oz! Working with the choir chick?
[Screams] Holy shit! Shh. You know there's no lock on your door?
♪ And thank you, baby ♪ ♪ Thank you, baby ♪
♪ And thank you, baby ♪ ♪ I just want to stop ♪
♪ Are over ♪ That's great!
♪ Baby ♪ Check this out! Oh, my God! Wow!
♪ Calling ♪ Oh.
♪ Calling ♪ This just got a hell of a lot better.
♪ Calling your name ♪ Now,
♪ Calling your name ♪ Uh
♪ Close my eyes ♪ ♪ Wondering where would I be without you in my life ♪
♪ Don't let me drown ♪
♪ He's not that old I've been told ♫ Ah, here she is.
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♫
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♫
♪ I fall into an ocean of you ♪ Oh. My hair.
♪ I needed the shelter of someone's arms ♪ ♪ Someone's arms ♪
♪ I'll tell you about the magic It'll free your soul ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ If you believe in magic ♪ ♪ Ooh, magic ♪
♪ It makes you feel happy ♪ What did you cocks do to him?
♪ It's been one week since you looked at me ♪
♪ Just a bore ♪ ♪ Everywhere I went seems I been there before ♪
♪ Magic in a young girl's heart ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Often they've typically ♪ Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Everything I did was just a bore ♪
♪ Over ♪ Vicky. Shh. Your parents are downstairs.
♪ Thank you, baby ♪ She wants me. She calls me up
♪ There you were ♪ ♪ You were, oh ♪
♪ With a love so sweet ♪ ♪ In so many ways ♪
♪ You're really making it ♫ Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper?
a really long way since homecoming. Yeah, we have.
After high school. Here's to the next step.
Again? Not again.
Ah! Good attitude, Ostreicher. Good luck, fellows.
Ai yi yi. Do it. Take it off.
All right, Oz! That a boy, Ozzie!
All right. Class dismissed.
Amen. Yes. I like that.
and, uh and also, uh, in foreplay. Right.
Another party sultan! How you doing?
Apple pie, huh? Uh huh.
Aw, Jimbo! Better sack up, buddy!
Baby! Ride me like a pony!
Back in a sec. Jimmy, honey, wh
Be gentle. Okay.
Beautiful country. Whatever. It's doable.
because this one time at band camp W What's your name?
But See, that's what I've been realizing...
but I didn't care because it was so funny. I get it.
but, again, if you flip to the centre...
Bye. Bye. Bye.
Can I have a ride? Sure.
Can you believe this? Nadia, I would have never known.
Come here. Sherman, what's going on?
Come in.
Come on, man.
Come on. I won't tell anyone. Well, neither will I.
Comprende? You mean an orgasm.
Copious. Verisimilitude. Mmm.
D Does this mean I'm not going to get to do the duet? Albert, you suck.
Dad! Well, I'll let you two hit the books.
Dad. He's not one of those nerdy guys but
Damn it, Stifler. Checkout time!
Dick. I'll do it.
Did I miss anything? No. You are just in time.
Did you two hook up or something? What, are you kidding? No.
Do I have to? You can call me Ostreicher.
Do you know what a clitoris is? Oh, my God.
Do you want a partner? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I want a partner.
Does he have a date for the prom yet? No, definitely not.
Doing what? You know, like, if we hook up tonight,
Dude, that chick's a "MILF." What the hell is that?
Enough of this blow job bullshit.
Excuse me.
Felt sort of guilty
Fight, and find out who is number one. Guys!
Finch is going stag and... so am I.
Finch. Here's the man we are looking for.
Fine.
Fuck you! Ooh, whoo!
Fucking rule! Yeah!
Full strategic arsenal ready for deployment. Hey!
Gentlemen. What's going on, buddy?
Get going, man. She's prime. Get out of here!
Get out. Aw, man!
Getting ready for bed, son? Yup, I'm all set, Dad. I'm all set.
Go get 'em, tiger. I'll be back!
Go, trig boy! It's your birthday!
Go! Go! I'm going!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Oh, shit.
Good hustle, guys. Good hustle.
Good morning, gentlemen. Finch.
Guess what? Not interested.
Guys! The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite!
Guys. Guys.
H H Holy shit! Touch me, Jim.
Ha ha, nice!
He didn't? No, he pissed himself.
He's got a dick. He's a guy. Right.
He's pulling out the porn. He's desperate.
He's still embarrassed because Finch kicked his ass. Who told you that?
Hell, yeah! You do!
Hello?
Here we go. He's in, man.
Here.
Hey, guys. Came to watch me in action? Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, guys!
Hey, keep it down, dude. What the fuck are you doing here?
Hey, minute man! Shut up.
Hey, Nadia. Hi, James. Ready to study?
Hey, Oz! Ozmeister!
Hey, Stifler. Eat shit.
Hi. Hey, Vic.
Holy shit, dude! The "L" word? Oh, man!
Holy shit! Holy shit!
Holy! H Hey!
Hopeless. Completely.
Houston, we have a problem. Oh Uhh
How about tomorrow? Well, I have ballet practice.
How come you have no date? I like to keep my options open.
How do you do that? Hey, never mind that. Listen, pay attention.
How'd you know I was here? Stifler told me.
I cannot believe this. Come on, guys.
I I think you sounded pretty good. Yeah, man.
I know.
I know. I'm going to do it. I'm going to have sex.
I learned to do that at band camp. Hold on, uh
I really don't need you to talk about clitoris. I'm trying to make this painless
I think. Okay.
I want to have sex. Now?
I was interested. Oh, well, what do you want to know?
I wish you wouldn't do that. So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight?
I, uh I used to call it "stroking the salami."
I'll be back for you later.
I'll just say that we had a great night together. Hang in there, buddy.
I'll never forget this. Oh, I'll never forget it, either.
I'm glad you think so. You don't like it?
I'm not going. What?
I'm not playing. You're missing the game for us?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm working on something new. I got an idea about something new.
I've got to get laid already. That's nice. Really, really nice.
I've never tried it. You've never double clicked your mouse?
Illegal Illegal channels? This is just bad reception, honey.
In the spirit of this whole pact, you know? Sure, what do you need?
Indeed! Some fine ladies here, boys. Uh huh.
It'll be perfect. No, Kevin.
It's a Latin joke. Yeah, Latin. Just drink your coffee.
Jesus! Stifler, how much did you drink, man?
Jim! It's not what it looks like.
Jim?
Joanie, was that you?
Kevin likes it. He likes getting head.
Kevin, don't stop! Just a second.
Kiss good night.
Let me know. Okay.
Let the music be my guide. That would be a start.
Lifetime supply of pantyhose or some shit. Yeah.
Like the smell of fresh rain or something. Mmm.
Like warm apple pie. Yeah? Yeah.
Like what? Well, you've got to tone it down.
Look, kid, it's up to you. The big "L" or the big "O." Dickhead!
Looks like Jim addressed the e mail wrong. What?
Looks like you could use an extra hand. Jim!
M I L F Mom I'd like to fuck. Yeah, dude!
Man, would you shut up!
Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East?
McDonald's or homemade?
Me? Y Yes. No, uh
Michelle. O Okay.
Michelle. Yeah.
Mmm, you're dead. ♪ God in heaven smiles on those who pray ♪
Mom? shit brick? Hey, Stifler.
Move, James! Move! Yeah, yeah. Move.
My dad's the manager. Really?
Nah. You get kind of dizzy, though. Wow.
Nice car!
Nice game. Nice game. Good game.
No prostitutes. That's what you're thinking, Finch.
No, Jim, it's mochaccino. What?
No, no. Oh, nice collection there, Jim.
No, you haven't. Well, there was one time
No! No. No. Please, God.
No. Ariel, man. She's so hot!
No. Oh, man.
Not again, man! Is that possible?
Now. And it's going to be right, and it's going to be just perfect.
Nuts you do, you little horn dog.
of the past four years. Culmination.
Oh, doggie wants to hide his bone. Yes!
Oh, dude. Prom sucks. I know,
Oh, great. What about the game?
Oh, he went home to take a shit.
Oh, Jim! Dad.
Oh, Jim! Oh, God!
Oh, my God! And let's get this Ohh!
Oh, my God! Jackpot, baby!
Oh, my God. Ohhh!
Oh, no.
Oh, spank my hairy ass! What's that?
Oh, Stifler's mom, whoa! Finchy!
Oh, yeah! Oh. Oh, that was a tit.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh! Can't hold it.
Oh! Oh, no.
Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh. Ohh! Lift off aborted.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, that That was good. Yeah.
Okay. All right.
Okay. You have to pay attention to a girl.
Okay. Explain.
Onions? What?
Ooh, baby! You know what? Here. Just give me this, please
Oops!
Orgasm? Yeah. What's good here?
Out. Aw, come on!
Pardon me? Never mind.
Perfect sex. Thanks, Jessica.
Please, vacate the room. You are such a jerk.
Promise me. I promise.
Qualify for what? My man, you've just inherited the Bible.
Really? Oh, yeah.
Regurgitation. I know that one.
Right. No. It's not a game.
Right. Uh huh. The whole groin area.
S Somebody's going in there.
Said what? She said she loves me.
Same ol' Finch. You got the Latin homework?
See there. Oh, okay.
See you at dinner. Uh, yeah. I'll see you at dinner.
She just looked at me. Well, why don't you go talk to her?
She must be very special. Oh, she's special, all right.
She takes her vitamins. ♪ And it is way too unhealthy ♪
She's already on a plane back home.
She's going through my stuff! Nadia can touch anything she wants.
She's waiting for you. Okay, all right. I'm going.
Sherman! Hey!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Single malt? Aged 18 years.
So you're going to Michigan next year? Yeah.
So, does it hurt? What?
So, does your tongue cramp up?
So, that gives us Exactly three weeks to the day.
Something wrong with the reception? Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Stop hyper ventilating.
Strip? Slowly.
Suck me, beautiful.
Sure, whatever you want. Cool! We're going to have such a good time.
Sweetheart? ♪ Can't understand what I mean, you soon will ♪
Talked to Stifler? Well, I needed to find you.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you, Nadia! If you ever had a chance with Nadia, this is it.
Thank you.
Thank you. Uhh.
That actually works? Well, duh! Of course.
That guy's in my trig class. Oh, no.
That is a nasty story. Yep, I told you.
That is a tit! Yes!
that you have no chance of scoring with me, Finch. Of course not!
That'll be so funny! Yeah.
That's how I was duped. Look, Jessica,
that's not all that I am, you know? Of course, I didn't
That's Stifler's mom? Yup.
That's stupid, Kev. I can't That's not stupid! You're stupid if you don't go!
The birds are all scrambled and I can't even Do me! Yes!
The good stuff. All right.
The keg's back there! Enjoy! Yeah.
There's this nature show I'm trying to watch. Take it off.
These are, uh Let me just clarify...
These vocal jazz girls are hot. Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late?
This is disgusting. What the fuck is this?
This is just wrong. No shit.
To the next step. To the next step.
Tonight? Yeah, it's such a perfect evening.
Try the spicy tuna hand roll. What?
Uh huh. Yeah. It almost looks like a tropical plant or something...
Uh, just a second!
Uh, no idea. Come on, Jim. People are viewing. Get to business.
Uh, sorry. No, it was good.
Uh, yeah. My friends want to know. Is it true?
Uh, you know, I'm just going to go. Well,
Uhh, do you mind? No. N No, not at all.
Um, Chris Oh, you can call me Oz, if you want.
Um, no. No.
underwater... thing. Yeah. Yes.
Until you score. That's right, baby!
Vicky, wait. Not for you.
Want a partner. Good. Good. Of course.
Want to dance? Yeah.
We will get laid! Yeah! Yeah!
We will make a stand. We will succeed. About time!
We're crushing you losers! Let's go, fellows!
We're going to do this. All right, to the next step! Next step!
We're here for the party.
Well Oh, God. Shame on you.
Well, bye. Bye.
Well, did you get the flowers? ♪ And I don't even own a TV ♪
Well, don't say, "Oh " Yes, I know what a clitoris is.
Well, I like her too. Do you love her?
Well, I like her too. Do you love her?
What am I supposed to do, Kev? Seduce her.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? Please.
What happened? What did he do
What reputation? Observe.
What?
What? A bet? A pact.
What's going on?
What's that? Let me give you a hint.
What's up, dude?
What's your middle name? Nah, forget it.
when I know I have a big test to study for.
Where's your little date tonight? No date. It was
who totally turns out to be a jerk. This is true.
Why are you doing this? 'Cause I want to.
Why is she touching my stuff? Man, let her touch.
Why? What do you think I do? Oh, I
with your lacrosse stick or something? Oh, sure. Sure.
Wow! Indeed.
Xenophobic.
Yeah, he's right. It's tradition or something. The Rose Bowl.
Yeah, Oz. But not when she's on land. She's a mermaid, dude.
Yeah, that's pretty much it. I thought so...
Yeah!
Yeah! MILF! MILF! Hey, guys Guys. Guys.
Yeah? I want to hear you say it.
Yeah? No! I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels.
Yeah.
Yeah. I love you.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. You can do that?
Yeah. You want to do it?
Yeah. You've seen him in the locker room, right?
Yeah. Me too. All right.
Yes, I am. Perhaps you could help me with my studies.
Yes, ma'am, I am. ♪ And here's to you ♪
Yes! All right. Get in the mix!
You called me Oz. Well, yeah.
You do want a partner? Oh, I want a partner.
You got in. Yes! I love you!
You got it, stud! Well, you know,
You got to see this. ♪ Do you believe in ♪
You guys are going to fuck, aren't you?
You kicked butt. Oh, thanks.
You know everything I've learned about it in Sex Ed
You know what? I'm sorry. Okay? No no no.
You know, the eagle and the blazing fire and that stuff.
You know? I want it to be Perfect.
You see? Right.
You seen shit brick lately? Why? What did you do to him?
You think so? Sure, she likes you.
You think that older woman thing is true?
You think? Yeah. You're You're ready.
You'll get there. You know, guys, I think we're falling in love.
You're a sure thing.
You're still just a batboy. Batboy. Batboy.
You're woman. Look at you. You're ready for sex. You're right.
Yup, he took out the chair. More, more, you bad boy!
So, you're pissed about something, huh.
'cause at least she has something else to talk about besides sex.
'Nova!
"Dear Miss Latham: We're sorry but after keeping you on the waiting list...
"Go home, bird teacher. I've had enough."
"Hey, big boy. Hey, how you doing?"
"Oz, he's just this kick ass lacrosse player."
"Suck me, beautiful"!
[Scoffs] No. I cannot do that to her.
♪ 'Cause I was there when you had no one else to hold ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm in hell ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm in hell ♫
♪ 'Cause this is the summertime ♪
♪ 'Cause you wanted more ♪
♪ 'Cause you wanted more ♪
♪ 'Cause you wanted more ♪
♪ 'Til the evening ends ♫
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Ain't never thought that I could love like this ♪
♪ All about you ♪
♪ All about you ♪
♪ And a life that I can't live ♪
♪ And a life that I can't live ♪
♪ And a life that I can't live ♪
♪ And a love that isn't there ♪
♪ And a love that isn't there ♪
♪ And I know he's only looking to score ♪
♪ And I'm here to free your mind ♪
♪ And I'm here to free your mind ♫
♪ And I'm so hot ♪
♪ And I'm so hot ♪
♪ And it's here to free your mind ♪
♪ And it's magic if the music is groovy ♪
♪ And it's way too unhealthy ♪
♪ And kick up a little dust ♪
♪ And life is like a song ♪
♪ And no way to be sure ♪
♪ And stumble into walls ♪
♪ And there's no cure ♪
♪ And when I feel a bit naughty ♪
♪ As you walk up those steps and garner your award ♪
♪ At last ♪
♪ At last ♪
♪ Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding ♪
♪ Been starved for attention before ♫
♪ Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee ♪
♪ But if you're poor and you're boring ♪
♪ But it's like trying to tell a stranger about rock 'n' roll ♫
♪ But love is surely better when it's gone ♪
♪ But you brighten up for me all of my days ♪
♪ Calling your name ♪
♪ Chickety China, the Chinese chicken, have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking ♪
♪ Close my eyes at night ♪
♪ Cocked your head to the side and said, I'm angry ♪
♪ Come on Cactus is our friend ♪
♪ Deeply touching my emotion ♪
♪ Do do do do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do do do do ♫
♪ Do you believe in magic ♫
♪ Don't come and go ♪
♪ Don't ever go away ♪
♪ Don't stray ♪
♪ Don't you bother to choose if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues ♪
♪ Don't you think it's high time that you sail away ♪
♪ Dropped your eyes to the side and said, I'm sorry ♫
♪ Dropped your eyes to the side and said, I'm sorry ♫
♪ Fingertips have memories I can't forget the curves of your body ♪
♪ Going to get a set of better clubs, going to find the kind with tiny nubs ♪
♪ Going to get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon ♪
♪ Has come along ♪
♪ Has got the boom anima babes that make me think the wrong thing ♪
♪ He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb ♪
♪ He'll point out the way ♪
♪ Hear the voices in my head I swear to God ♪
♪ Heaven's holding a half moon ♪
♪ Hello to your mother your brother significant other ♪
♪ Hey so that you could make it ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, oooh ♪
♪ How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad ♪
♪ How many other people can you save today ♪
♪ How sweet it is to be loved by you ♫
♪ How sweet it is to be loved by you ♫
♪ How sweet it is to be loved by you, by you ♪
♪ How the music can free her whenever it starts ♪
♪ I am the summertime ♪
♪ I am the summertime ♪
♪ I close my eyes at night ♪
♪ I don't know when I got bitter ♪
♪ I don't know when I got bitter ♪
♪ I don't know when I got bitter ♪
♪ I feel so uninspired ♪
♪ I got to get my feet back on the ground ♪
♪ I got to pick me up when I am down ♪
♪ I got to pick me up when I am down ♪
♪ I have visions I was in them I was looking into the mirror ♪
♪ I just want to stop ♪
♪ I just want to stop and thank you, baby ♫
♪ I needed someone to understand my ups and downs ♪
♪ I needed someone who understands my ups and downs ♪
♪ I never thought that you would care ♫
♪ I run it up the flagpole and see ♪
♪ I should be much too smart for this ♪
♪ I'm not sick but I'm not well ♪
♪ I'm not sick but I'm not well ♪
♪ I'm not sick but I'm not well ♪
♪ I'm rocking steady ♪
♪ I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral ♪
♪ In demonology ♪
♪ Instilling so much doubt ♪
♪ It makes me so tired ♪
♪ It sounds like they're snoring ♪
♪ It's been one week since you looked at me ♪
♪ Jesus loves you more than you will know ♪
♪ Just go and listen It will start with a smile ♪
♪ Kick off your shoes the blues and use anything but your mind ♪
♪ Leave today Don't fall behind ♪
♪ Let me down ♪
♪ Let's slip off to a sand dune ♪
♪ Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic ♪
♪ Like Kurosawa, I make mad films ♪
♪ Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy ♪
♪ Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy ♪
♪ Like you do ♪
♪ Love is colour Love is love ♪
♪ Love is hard Love is strong ♪
♪ Love is never saying you're too proud ♪
♪ Love is not a hand that holds you down ♪
♪ Love is surely better when it's gone ♪
♪ Love is surely better when it's gone ♪
♪ Love is tragic Love is bold ♪
♪ Love is trusting Love is honest ♪
♪ Midnight at the oasis ♪
♪ More than I could bear ♪
♪ More than I could bear ♪
♪ More than I could give ♪
♪ More than I could give ♪
♪ More than I could give ♪
♪ More than I could handle ♪
♪ More than I could handle ♪
♪ More than I could handle ♪
♪ More than I could offer ♪
♪ More than I could offer ♪
♪ Mrs. Robinson ♪
♪ My head is battling with my heart ♪
♪ My logic has been torn apart And now ♫
♪ My lonely days ♪
♪ My love ♪
♪ Of romance in our heads ♪
♪ Often they've typically ♫
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Okay, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a samurai ♪
♪ Oooh ♪
♪ Pull me out in time ♪
♪ Real soon ♪
♪ Say you'll stay ♪
♪ Say you'll stay ♫
♪ Scooby dooby doo bah scoo scooby dooby dooby dooby doo bah ♪
♪ Send your camel to bed ♪
♪ Shadows painting our faces ♪
♪ She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds ♪
♪ She's open waiting for more ♪
♪ Shining just for us ♪
♪ So my irons aren't always flying off the backswing ♪
♪ Sometimes when you and I collide ♪
♪ Stand up tall, Mrs. Robinson ♪
♪ Sway my way ♪
♪ Sway my way ♪
♪ That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try ♪
♪ The agony and the irony ♪
♪ The cretins cloning and feeding ♪
♪ The rottenness and evil in me ♪
♪ The stars above ♫
♪ There you were ♪
♪ There you were ♫
♪ They're killing me ♪ Whoa!
♪ This feeling inside me is growing ♪
♪ To see a little bit clearer ♪
♪ Traces ♪
♪ Try not to forget about me ♪
♪ Try something new, turn into you if only for a short time ♪
♪ Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad ♪
♪ Watching X Files with no lights on ♪
♪ We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one ♪
♪ Who salutes but no one ever does ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Why everything's turned inside out ♪
♪ With sweet love and devotion ♪
♪ Yeah, I need to know ♪
♪ Yeah, I need to know ♪
♪ Yeah, magic ♫
♪ You know it gets the better of me ♪
♪ You used to look just like a saint ♪
♪ You used to never think you'd ever grow old ♫
♪ You wanted more ♪
♪ You wanted more ♪
♪ You wanted more ♫
♪ You will always do what you are told ♪
♪ You will never say that you were wrong ♪
♪ You're a guy's very own quarantine ♪
♪ Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find how you got there ♪
♪ Your name ♫

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