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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is a critically acclaimed animated musical comedy film released in 1999. Based on the popular television series "South Park," the movie takes the irreverent humor of the show to new heights with its satirical take on censorship, freedom of speech, and the influence of media on society.

The film revolves around the fictional small town of South Park, Colorado. When four foul-mouthed fourth-graders - Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick - sneak into an R-rated Canadian movie, "Asses of Fire," they become obsessed with the profanity and crude humor, using it as inspiration to curse relentlessly. This leads to disastrous consequences as foul language becomes a nationwide phenomenon, sparking controversy and tensions between the United States and Canada.

The movie showcases the clever writing and wit that have made "South Park" a cultural phenomenon. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of the television show, wrote, directed, and produced the film, bringing their unique brand of humor to the big screen. The film retains the show's distinct animation style, with crude but endearing characters and a vibrant, colorful world.

In addition to the main characters, the film introduces several memorable supporting characters, such as Satan, Saddam Hussein, and the mothers of South Park. The talented voice cast includes Trey Parker (Stan, Eric Cartman), Matt Stone (Kyle, Kenny), Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy, Sheila, Liane), and Isaac Hayes (Chef), among others. The voice acting brings the characters to life, delivering hilarious and often politically incorrect dialogue.

The film's musical numbers are a standout aspect of "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Trey Parker, along with Marc Shaiman, co-wrote the original songs, which range from catchy, Broadway-style tunes to outrageously humorous numbers. The critically acclaimed song "Blame Canada" was even nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Song.

For fans of the show or anyone seeking outrageous humor and social commentary, "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" is a must-see. Whether it's the sharp writing, the memorable characters, or the catchy musical numbers, the film offers a unique and uproarious experience that pushes the boundaries of comedy.

If you'd like to experience "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" yourself, you can play and download the sounds from the movie on various streaming platforms or online stores. Immerse yourself in the irreverent humor and biting satire that have made South Park a cultural icon. So grab some popcorn, buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride through the irreverent and hilarious world of "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut."

A full scale attack has been launched on Toronto
A star studded USO show for the troops.
A testicle shitting rectal wart.
A war just broke out up on Earth.
About your country's entertainment. Your thoughts?
After I release you, follow me through the tunnel.
After that, we will march into the heart of Canada and we will...
After the Canadians' last bombing
After the show, we will finally be sending ground troops into Canada.
Ah!
Ah! Don't get all pissy!
Ah! Fucking weak, dude!
Ah! Now I wanna know where you heard these horrific obscenities, m'kay?
Al, tonight is a very special night, do you know why?
All Canadian American citizens are to report
All over America, children seem to be influenced,
All right, anonymous, ready the switch.
All right, children, your mothers are all making me
All right, here you go.
All right, men, fire!
All right, men, get lots of rest and prepare to go into Canada!
All right, men! Human Shield up front,
All right, squad, just like I told you.
All right. All right. Let's just do what we came here to do
All right. This is for the silver medal. Spell "forensics. "
All the Baldwins are dead?
All the happy people stop to say hello
All things considered he couldn't be better, he must say
All things considered I couldn't be better, I must say
ALL: (SINGING) Off to the movies we shall go
ALL: (SINGING) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
ALL: (SINGING) we can do it It's all up to us, m'kay?
ALL: (SINGING) You're an ass licking Ball sucking uncle fucka
ALL: Blame Canada!
ALL: Wow.
ALL: You may get stabbed in the head with a dagger or a sword
Americans and Canadians are friends again
An action condemned by the U. N. Home of the free, indeed.
An execution What a sight
An organization to help save Terrance and Phillip.
And "This poo is cold"
And a mind so open and pure
And all because she's a big, fat, stupid...
And blessed be the children
And darkness settles in
And have pizza sent to them that they didn't order!
And have someone lick your ass.
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
And I've already called in your mothers...
And into this clearing.
And it made a prick of me
And laughing and talking of memories past.
And lick Barney the dinosaur's fucking pussy, huh?
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
And not get your 10 bucks and not go buy yourself a bottle of vodka,
And now I'd like to bring up my newly appointed Secretary of Offense,
And now this is your hotel
And now you have to tell me how to get Wendy to like me!
And now, when the blood of these Canadians touches American soil,
And people are dying all around you,
And placed into rehab to learn not to swear.
And put a message out to kids!
And putting them into camps.
And some deers just went running by
And stand up to your mother.
And start our own organization.
And swore ourselves to secrecy.
And tell them to unite for truth That's what Brian Boitano would do
And that bitch Anne Murray, too
And the world is still glad to be rid of him.
And then I'll make Mom come home and we'll all be a family again.
And then when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
And though it hurts you'll laugh and dance a dickless jig
And try not to get killed, for God's sake. Are there any questions, men?
And we think that sucks ass!
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
And when you all get shot and cannot carry on
And with that bedrock, I will need more time.
And you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture!
And you're grounded for three weeks, Eric.
ANNOUNCER ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen
ANNOUNCER ON RADIO: And so the draft will begin tomorrow
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Snacky Smores presents The March of War.
ANNOUNCER ON TV: This program is brought to you by Snacky Smores,
Anyone wearing a Terrance and Phillip shirt
Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Anyway, children, let's start off with some vocabulary.
Are preparing for our invasion, so we must use caution.
Are prepped for their execution.
Are quite surprised by your outrage.
Are you telling me that you intend to break into the USO show,
As he charges you with his hockey stick or whatever he has
As in "bull poo," "poo head" and "This poo is cold"
As more and more troops are needed to invade the Canadian border.
As the Canadian Ambassador,
As we continue the march of war!
As we continue to send troops into Canada,
As you can see from this graph,
Asshole, I'm talking to you.
At 5:00 a. m. today, a day which will live in infamy,
At a Canadian internment camp two kilometers outside of town.
Aye! Relax, guy!
Baldwin residence. No, this is Billy Baldwin.
Barbra Streisand!
Battalion Five, raise your hands.
Battalion Fourteen?
Be careful not to touch this wire.
Be spilled on the ground.
Because although I die
Because he saw Terrance and Phillip do it in that dirty movie!
Because I am not going to be grounded again!
Because I'm feeling so insanely super
Because it's evil!
Because of my beliefs I'm supposed to stay where evil is sown
Because the country's gone awry Tomorrow night these freaks will fry!
Because we won't tolerate their potty mouths!
Before I return with Terrance and Phillip
Before more children see Terrance and Phillip.
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
Before they're executed.
Before this horrible war.
Believe in yourself and others will believe in you.
Bend over!
Big, old, fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch
Bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole,
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!
BOTH: Again! Again!
BOTH: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
BOTH: Uncle fucker! Too tight!
BOY: You saw it? CLYDE: How'd you get in?
Bullshit.
Burn it all!
But I can change, I can change
But I can change, I can change
But I don't want a fighter. I want my mom.
But I get so lonely down here
But I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
But I will find strength
But I'm the one to blame. Deal with me.
But is the film destroying American youth?
But it's not as if I don't try
But it's when you do these things too much
But naturally we're not listening.
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
But of course children are gonna see it!
But our moms won't listen to us!
But still know that they aren't right for you.
But then I sink
But we haven't rehearsed.
But what is evil anyway? Is there reason to the rhyme?
But what is the source?
But when they torture you you will not feel the need to run
But you will need help from someone who's done this sort of thing before.
But you're still grounded, so you're not allowed to have any fun!
But, Mom, you never took the time to talk to me.
But, Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film
But, Wendy, what about Gregory?
By a pack of wild boars
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay?
By the Motion Picture Association of America.
Bye, Stan.
Can also be seen with their new hit song Shut Your Fucking Face, Uncle Fucka.
Can I finish? The fact is that we Canadians
Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire?
Can't you guys be more political like Gregory?
Canada will no longer corrupt our children!
Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?
Cancer is killing Texaco's spilling
Cartman, do you want that V Chip in you forever?
Cartman, what are you talking about? You love Terrance and Phillip!
Cartman?
Cartman...
Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
Chef, I can't find the clitoris. You have to help me.
CHILDREN: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
CHILDREN: Hooray!
CHILDREN: Yeah! BOY: That's gay.
CHILDREN: Yes. SHEILA: Well, Kyle, I have had it!
CHORUS: Everything is super when you're gay
CHORUS: He's super, thanks for asking
CHORUS: In the barracks and the trenches as well
CHORUS: Uncle fucka! Uncle fucka! Uncle fucka!
CHORUS: when you're gay!
CHORUS: Yes, he's super and he's proud to be gay
CHRISTOPHE'S MOTHER: What? Christophe, get in here!
Click it off, dude! Click it off!
CLITORIS: Be not afraid.
CLITORIS: There are more important matters right now.
Close him up. We've done all we can.
Come on, bitches.
Come on, Cartman, it's not your fault.
Come on, children. Don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.
Come on, everyone, we've got precious little time.
Come on, gang! We've gotta see the Terrance and Phillip movie, too!
Come on, I'm just fucking with you! It's not real!
Come on, Kyle, it's time for us to get political.
Come on, Mole, come on!
Come on, rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy!
Come on, you all know the words!
Come on, you weak, stupid come bucket! Save me!
Come on. We have to shut off the power!
Come, Wendy. Let us try to jump the hilly brush.
Coming, Mother.
Could it be that you are free at last?
Could you tell us again what your argument is all about?
Course not! My mommy says
Damn it! I'm not gonna lose this kid!