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Get Him to the Greek (2010)

Get Him to the Greek (2010)

Get Him to the Greek is a hilarious comedy film directed by Nicholas Stoller in 2010. The movie follows the misadventures of Aaron Green, played by Jonah Hill, as he attempts to escort the British rock star Aldous Snow, portrayed by Russell Brand, to a comeback performance at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles. As Aaron struggles to keep the unpredictable and drug-addled Aldous on track, their journey becomes a wild and comically chaotic ride.

The film also features an incredible supporting cast including Rose Byrne as Aldous' ex-girlfriend and pop star Jackie Q, and Sean "Diddy" Combs as Aaron's eccentric and demanding boss, Sergio Roma. The soundtrack of Get Him to the Greek features an electrifying mix of rock, pop, and hip-hop songs performed by the fictional band Infant Sorrow, led by Russell Brand's character, Aldous Snow.

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A bass and a drum kit and his incredible voice.
A British rock and roll star dying?
A deep mind fuck.
A place in a residency program, at East Seattle General.
A ring, a ring around my dirty posie
A very different person.
A war in I think it was Darfur
Aaron Green. Stand up, Aaron!
Aaron is very busy now. Press seven for fellatio.
Aaron, come with me, mate.
Aaron, don't do that!
Aaron, get back here!
Aaron, go with your destiny.
Aaron, it was wrong of me to have sex
Aaron, listen, your job is to keep him sober for the next 30 minutes.
Aaron, look at Daphne.
Aaron, look at her.
Aaron, my superstar. Great news.
Aaron, no. What?
Aaron, stop pretending to talk to Sergio!
Aaron, stop stroking the furry wall! We're going...
Aaron, we live together. We have a home together.
Aaron, why have you chosen to put yourself in this ideological prison?
Aaron, why have you chosen to put yourself in this ideological prison?
Aaron, you seem very tense. Stop it. Aaron!
Aaron, you're being strange.
Aaron, you're sleeping. Stop sleep. Aaron, you're asleep.
Aaron! Hey.
Aaron! Is it your girlfriend? Let me have a go.
Aaron! This is Sergio! Where the fuck are you guys?
Aaron! You lost control, motherfucker.
Aaron? It's me.
Aaron? Listen...
Aaron.
Aaron.
Aaron. Aaron.
Aaron. I don't...
Aaron. I haven't performed in three years, you know?
Aaron. NME said that African Child
Absinthe!
Across the mystic desert
Actually, I've got a show at the Greek Theatre in LA.
Aldous Snow is one of the last remaining rock stars.
Aldous Snow Live at the Greek Theatre,
Aldous Snow needs to be two guitars,
Aldous Snow wants to do the show.
Aldous Snow wasn't always so pretty, was he, eh?
Aldous Snow, the most self destructive man in rock and roll,
Aldous Snow! I mean, how awesome is that?
Aldous Snow's father and former manager, Jonathan Snow,
Aldous wanted to visit you.
Aldous, here!
Aldous, hey!
Aldous, I came here.
Aldous, I'm worried about you.
Aldous, I've been doing kabbalah.
Aldous, tough question. You were famously sober for many years.
Aldous! Aldous!
Aldous! Aldous!
Aldous! This has been the best four months of my life.
Aldous! You don't have to go out there.
Aldous? Aldous. Aldous, I can't sleep.
Aldous.
Aldous. Hey. Sorry.
Aldous' longtime girlfriend and mother of their son, Naples,
Aldy, by the way, whatever happened to Jackie?
All around are furry clouds Look, here's a furry dove
All I see is Babybels and chocolate pudding!
All of them. Really loud.
All of these blowjobs in limousines
All right, all right. I'll check the schedule.
All right, I want my package now.
All right, just change and we'll get going, shall we?
All right, well, I think everything's gonna be all right.
All right, well, we'll take one shot
All right, yeah. Later. What are you even doing here, Aldous?
All right.
All right.
All right. No.
Also, also he's quite mature. He's more mature than me.
Although, my arm is hurting a little bit.
Amazing.
An African, white space Christ.
An artist is the slipperiest, most conniving
And a live DVD of the concert.
And about, like, potentially going there.
And Aldous Snow is not it.
And Aldy's the best father.
And ask all the roadies what town they were from,
And because I'm a woman, I don't get to have any fun?
And do something that ain't selfish,
And he went and cheated on me.
And I just thought, "This isn't right, is it?"
And I just wanted to say I'm sorry about what happened.
And I know that you won't come Just for the cash
And I made some phone calls. It turns out, it isn't.
And I need you here And I need to be inside you
And I realize now how wonderful it is, what we have.
And I saw footage about, well,
And I think a little bit of angel dust, actually, if I'm not mistaken.
And I thought you would break it off with me,
And I want to perform for my fans
And I was so in love with you,
And I'm feeling really bad,
And I'm gonna beg Daphne to take me back.
And I'm sad. And I ain't got no one, except my mum.
And I've learned over the past few days
And if he knew anybody from their town.
And it was like 8 Mile. You know? And he's letting me do this!
And it was pointless.
And it's a bigger staff, so they have better call schedules,
And it's been a real adjustment for me,
And love
And lovely, and wonderful, and pure and...
And more intimate than anything you and I have ever shared.
And now I'm crying in front of you,
And now, Aldous.
And personally, I think it would kick ass to see him play live again.
And personally, I think it would kick ass to see him play live again.
And put them in your pocket so you don't just metaphorically own them,
And rainbows and cheese and wonder.
And she's an idiot.
And spent that month together in Naples?
And that'll jump start sales of his back catalog,
And that's how we can succeed.
And that's what we want to hear. That's what I love.
And the record man who never called
And then he just kept looking more and more Italian.
And then it turns out he's cheating on you
And then you turned out to be such a good father.
And there it goes.
And this is African Child.
And this is what they came back with,
And this world ain't gonna Catch me going down
And those of you who doubted me
And we do the Pussycat Girl's songs.
And we go back to the hotel. Simple.
And we're called the Pussy Kittens.
And we're in commercial. Thanks, guys.
And when you get back, I'll make you some shortbread or...
And who's Mars Volta, again?
And you did yoga for five fucking hours a day!
And you stabbed me in the arm with an adrenaline needle!
And you thought I was cool, didn't you,
And you're one shirt away from Carlton, motherfucker.
And you're smart, so you make your insanity sound good,
And your very own perfume line.
Another night I'm here alone
Another night in Soho Grand
Another night you're on my mind
Answer it.
Any of that fucking phone shit?
Anybody here know anything about Cingular's wireless broadband,
Anyways, we really should get...
April Fools.
Are they, mate? What are they?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you okay, man? You...
Are you on something right now?
Are you on your period or something?
Are you out of your mind?
Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.
Are you sure of that?
Are you sure you should be doing this stuff?
Are you sure you should do that, man.
Are you ticklish? Okay, stop.
As a result of winning a quiz show.
As the thing that had been most damaging to African life.
At noon? Mmm hmm.
Babe? We should really get back to Naples.
Baby, look in the dairy drawer! Next to the Go Gurts.
Back at Jay Z's house. It was insane.
Because he broke my trust.
Because Jackie is your Daphne!
Because that's what you said.
Because we're all settled in and we're here.
Because you look like Dennis Quaid.
Been under a lot of pressure. Just let me relax.
Behind famine and war
Bit indulgent.
Blackmail does not work with the penis. It doesn't work.
Bollocks! I disagree highly!
Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
Brand new galaxies await you
Brilliant! So, doesn't it make sense that we would stay here
British motherfuckers don't die.
Broadcasting live from the Greek,
Brunette. Blonde it is.
Burns, burns, burns Like the head of a match
But first, our interview and performance
But I always told her about it.
But I'm terrified that my bowels will evacuate if I do.
But if he asks me if I like African Child,
But it was also very brave and very honest,
But it's bullshit.
But really, he was just being a realist.
But she is a terrible human being.
But that's not happening anymore.
But the content of what you said has made me hate you.
But the most important thing is that it was a hit.
But then you went to rehab for methamphetamine,
But there was this sweet after after party
But they say any press is good press, right? I mean...
But we gonna have to mind fuck them.
But will you come for my bangers My beans and mash?
But you're fine.
But you're here. You are here.
But, hey, we're at The Standard now, so it's all fine,
But, no, I don't love African Child.
By people who I can see are on drugs.
By posie, I'm talking about my asshole
By their nature are polygamous.
Bye.
Called a cab, back to mine Same routine every time
Calm down. I'm having a heart attack!
Can you feel my dick fucking your mind?
Can you find that guest for me?
Can you handle it? Yeah. I can handle the moment.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear what's going on?
Can you hook me up with Aldous?
Can you not see how it's a little alarming
Can you say something reassuring to me?
Central Park is beautiful.
Change it to the next one.
Changed your flights quite a few times.
Chase me!
Chatting up the bird with the dodgy eye
Cheers, mate.
Cheers, son.
Cheers.
Cher? How was it?
Cher. Celine Dion. Elton John.
Child. Child. Yeah, yeah, African Child.
Chocolate Daddy.
Chocolate Daddy.
Close the door behind you! Hurry up!
Come back here. Get back here. Get...
Come by. We'll play some late night Quidditch.
Come for my bangers My beans and mash
Come here. We're together, mate, all right?
Come meet Meredith. Hey, Meredith.
Come off, 'cause that's not important.
Come on, it'll be fun! Please, Aldous, come on.
Come on, join in with me.
Come on, mate, don't be tight. We share everything now.
Come on, mate, we ain't got all day.
Come on, mate. You know, open up.
Come on!
Come on. Let's have a threesome.
Come on. We need a game changer.
Come on. We need a game changer.
Coming up later...
Cool. He's gonna be a moment.
Could be the stars in my eyes
Couldn't it? You know, I used to be sober.
Crunched up E's. Clorox.
Cut you out of the equation, you old bag.
Dad!
Dad! Stop bullying my mate!
Dad. Aldous.
Dad. All right. I'll see you later.
Daphne? Yeah?
Definitely.
Destiny, this is Aaron.
Destiny.
Destiny.
Did you enjoy the party?
Did you hear? Killtown Records just fired 80% of their employees.
Did you hook up with anyone while you were gone?
Did you? I really liked Dad. Where is he?
Do a runner when her fella arrives
Do I look like African Child?
Do you have an extra scalpel?
Do you have any idea how late you are? You smell like a hobo.
Do you know the lyrics to African Child?
Do you know the lyrics to African Child?
Do you know what that word is? Oh, no.
Do you like African Child?
Do you like his music?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you mind driving faster, please?
Do you remember when Fernando and I went
Do you remember?
Do you see how beautiful you are, Jackie?
Do you understand me?
Do you want me to start drinking again? Is that what you'd like?
Do you want to cut my balls off
Do you want to get some brunch?
Do you want to go to the loo for a minute?
Do you want to return to that? Maybe you should.
Do you want to sing hair aoke?
Does this look like a telephone company to you?
Doesn't work with the penis. No, it's not fair.
Don't be a bitch, dude. Let me get my smoke on.
Don't be proud of your ignorance. Now tell me something good.
Don't be sorry.
Don't choose a woman like your mother.
Don't do that.
Don't ever ask me that fucking question again.
Don't fucking talk to me like that, you little prick.
Don't listen to that shit. I love all your albums.
Don't need help? You sure fucking do.
Don't overreact.
Don't put yourself between me and my problem or I'll fucking destroy you!
Don't rip out their fucking gizzards
Don't say anything else, all right? I gotta go. Bye.
Don't smile like that.
Don't take it. Don't take it.
Don't talk about my mum. Y'all need to take a hit of this Jeffrey!
Don't wind him up.
Don't worry about it. It's not set in stone or...
Don't worry about it. It's not set in stone or...
Don't worry about it. Let's get him out to the audience there.
Don't worry. It doesn't do that. You're gonna be okay.
Don't you like me no more?
Drink the champagne from my lips
Drinking gin at half past 5:00
Drop the pills, I'm off me crust
Dude really wants a pretzel.
Duffy? Yeah?
East Hampton, Westhampton.
Economist Paul Krugman stops by to give us his take on the economy.
Embarrassed.
Enough with these rules and restrictions, right? Come on!
Europe.
Europe. Yeah. So, the Greek concert.
Even though I was born before he died.
Everyone loves chicken. I'm doing fine.
Except one part's missing, you know? One part.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Come here for a second. What's your name?
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
Fantastically. To tell you the truth, Brooke.
Feel free to bring Professor Snape.
Feel how good this feels?
Fifteen thousand units!
Fifteen thousand units.
Final boarding call... Just keep up.
Finally, he admits it. That's my bad.
Finally!
Five, six, seven, eight Feels great
For a while, and now I'm crying. I'm embarrassed.
For all those mistakes, I am sorry.
For me and me helmet and wherever it winds up next
For separation of Church and State and me!
For two hours before I go to work?
For your truthfulness, peppered with hate.
From British rocker Aldous Snow.
From polygamy to, like, a threesome.
From the minute you touch down in London,
Fuck him.
Fuck off, Aldous. Your dad's a piece of shit moocher.
Fuck off, Sergio.
Fuck the recession.
Fuck your luggage! We'll get you new luggage!
Fuck!
Fucker.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
Fucking Ozzy Osbourne's gonna outlive Miley Cyrus!
Fun and games are over. Let's relax for a second.
Fun Daphne got us tickets to Radiohead.
Furry walls can take you On a magic carpet ride
Furry walls surround you Till you got no place to hide
Furry walls, don't bring me down
Furry walls, furry walls
Furry walls, furry walls
Furry walls, furry walls
Furry walls, furry walls
Furry walls, I'm gonna cry Furry walls, please lift me high
Furry walls, kiss me to sleep Furry walls, please help me leap
Furry walls, let's have a taste Furry walls, sit on my face
Furry walls, please stay around
Furry walls, please stay the night
Furry walls, turn out the light
Get in here, Aldous. Don't be so violent.
Get off!
Get out of my apartment.
Get out of my room, dude. What are you gonna do?
Get up.
Get us a couple of lagers, mate.
Getting every part of his body really hard.
Give him two of these. He'll be singing like Aretha Franklin.
Give me the phone back. Okay. Okay, okay, sorry.
Go back to sleep. I can't sleep, man.
Go back to sleep. I'll carry you to coffee, okay?
Go home.
Go home.
Go on now! Why are you still here? Why are you still here?
Go on, Aaron, give her both barrels!
Go on, run away! Stop chasing me!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Please, driver! Just drive it!
Go, go, go, go, go! Go! Go!
Go! Now! Go! Go! Go! Go! Drive!
Go! Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh!
God, why didn't he take me all the way to the door?
Goddamn. This ain't cool, what you're doing.
Good boy.
Good morning, beautiful.
Good night. You're funny.
Good. I'm like background noise. Just like jazz.
Got it off the back of a toilet seat
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great. And you, Jackie?
Great. So maybe we should just take some time.
Guess what. Just on a side note, I had an idea today.
Ha, ha. I know you're making fun of me, but I don't care.
Has he been acting like a bitch this whole time?
Has written a tell all book.
Hateful respect.
Have you ever drunk absinthe, like from the 1900s?
He always wants something from me. It's a bad idea.
He can't go on.
He discovered Chocolate Daddy.
He doesn't need to be pushed on the stage right now. I...
He forced me to answer it in the middle of this meeting in order to humiliate me.
He is. He's having a heart attack.
He looks after me.
He looks like he's having a heart attack, doesn't he?
He was my son for a while, but due to my complicated sex life,
He will do whatever you want him to do.
He would come, like, five hours early
He's a mule! No.
He's a real musician, and we have a chance to make real music,
He's a sad guy. He needs help.
He's all right. It's just a little scratch.
He's fucking Catwoman!
He's gonna jump! Don't do it! No, stop!
He's gonna live a long time. Trust me.
He's good. He's a good man.
He's interested and available. Really?
He's Jeffreyed. Let's go! Bye!
He's my personal attendant. He runs shit for me.
He's never been to Africa, but he's really passionate about it.
He's not all right. He uses you. You let people use you.
He's not all right. He uses you. You let people use you.
He's not getting a pretzel, is he?
He's not having a heart attack.
He's not. Do you remember that photographer, Fernando?
He's not. He's all right. Oh, no.
He's really passionate.
He's sleeping right next to me.
He's so gorgeous.
He's the best. Hello?
He's waiting back there for us.
Hell, fucking no.
Hello, gorgeous. That flight to Vegas left yet?
Hello, Los Angeles!
Hello, to you. Hi.
Hello?
Hello? Is that Jackie's vagina?
Hello. All right.
Hello. Enter Sandman.
Hello. Testing, one, two, three! Is this thing on?
Here we go!
Here with us in the audience is my dear friend and collaborator,
Here you go, mate. That'll take the edge off.
Here you go. All right? What is this?
Here. Have a look. Have a look at this.
Here. Put your hand here. Just touch the furry wall.
Herpes is incurable.
Hey, Aldous, it's Aaron! Get down! I'm here! I'm here, get down from there!
Hey, babe. Who's on the horn?
Hey, come on! Why do you even have me feeling like this?
Hey, Daph, how was work?
Hey, Daph. Hey, sweetie.
Hey, I feel like a little whiskey. Do you mind?
Hey, I think I used to have sex with her.
Hey, look, the car service is here, with all the bags.
Hey, look, we should talk.
Hey, man! Hey! Yes.
Hey, man. What are you doing here?
Hey, man. What's up?
Hey, Sergio.
Hey, shouldn't somebody stop this?
Hey, so I'm having a possible health issue with the talent.
Hey, so it looks like you got everything under control,
Hey, so put that away, all right?
Hey, so, Aldous, for the Today Show,
Hey, that was Aldous.
Hey, what's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast.
Hey, you're doing great, man! You're doing great. So good.
Hey!
Hey! Aaron Green, yeah? From Pinnacle.
Hey! The couch is not for jumping!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Steady! That's not fair. I haven't finished.
Hi. Before you say anything just let me talk, okay?
Hi. Can I help you? Yes.
Hi. Hi.
His bum's all full of heroin. He doesn't mean that.
His eyes ain't rolling to the back of his head, are they?
Honestly, I listen to that and I'm just like,
Honestly, this isn't how people live.
Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind
Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind
Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind
Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind
Hope your granny doesn't mind Hope your grandpa doesn't mind
Hope your nana doesn't mind Hope your grandpa doesn't mind
How are you? I've missed you.
How are you? What are you wearing?
How could you think we were broken up?
How did this happen?
How do you find balance with your family life?
How much did Chocolate Daddy sell?
Hypothetically. We've got the utensils.
I accept your apology.
I am here with Aldous Snow of Infant Sorrow.
I am here with Aldous Snow of Infant Sorrow.
I am so sorry, Aaron.
I am trying to look up a friend of mine who's staying at the hotel.
I apologize about that.
I apologize for our tardiness.
I apologize. Look, things got out of control.
I ate cheese off some girl's titties.
I can see some of you are literally on drugs now, aren't you?
I can't be here anymore now.
I can't believe we're actually on time for a flight.
I can't do this anymore.
I can't remember what the lyrics are.
I can't talk. Too tired.
I can't tell you that right now.
I can't wait to watch, like, a hundred hours of Gossip Girl.
I can't... Sorry, Meredith!
I could hook you up with a permanent gig there.
I couldn't get what you wanted me to get.
I couldn't have done it without you, do you know what I mean?
I couldn't hear you. What'd you say?
I did make it without you. I made it in spite of you.
I did the figures, and it can generate
I didn't enjoy it, okay?
I didn't think you'd make it.
I disagree with what you're saying!
I do love you, Aldous.
I do love you, Dad.
I do, Aaron.
I do. Fondly. Very fondly.
I don't care either, Daphne.
I don't have my luggage!
I don't have one, so...
I don't know if we really have that type of relationship,
I don't know the lyrics to African Child.
I don't know the lyrics. I just pound the drum and do the Africa face.
I don't know what all the fuss was about. I love doing this!
I don't know what room he's in. Okay. What's the last name?
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know.
I don't know. I got there late.
I don't know. I just, just, just... I just...
I don't know. Thirty seconds.
I don't see no Go Gurts!
I don't think it's worth me being tired over.
I don't think so.
I don't think that we... Let's go.
I don't think that's the case. Is it? Is that the case?
I don't think you should, but I do, I really miss you, Aldous.
I don't wanna... Are you okay?
I don't want this, either. Like, at all.
I don't want to hear that shit. You fucked up.
I don't want to rub your tits and wank.
I don't want to think about that right now, man.
I don't... I can't really feel anything.
I don't... No.
I don't... What?
I done it for my selfish reasons.
I feel in tune with you tonight
I feel in tune with you tonight
I feel like I don't want to see it, though.
I feel like I have all these ideas for his sound specifically.
I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious.
I feel like you're blackmailing me
I feel nervous.
I feel particularly in tune with the cosmos
I feel particularly in tune with the cosmos
I feel that my next meal might be my last
I feel tired. I don't even want to do it.
I find that hard to believe,
I fucking quit.
I gave you that adrenaline for your own good.
I got a busy day!
I got offered a residency,
I got six fucking kids!
I got the clap, too!
I got the clap!
I got you an eggy thingy.
I gotta stop now.
I guess I'm gonna. Okay, he's gonna sing.
I hate to be a downer, but it's getting really late.
I have crossed the mystic desert
I have some kind of big news, too.
I have to be back at the hospital at, like, 6:00 a.m.
I have to sneeze.
I have to sneeze. What?
I have.
I hope you got a good night's sleep.
I hope you're wearing a condom, 'cause I have a dirty mind.
I just discovered the next Alicia Keys.
I just feel like it couldn't hurt to not be on heroin.
I just love his energy and insight.
I just need you to go and score for me, Aaron.
I just slept for, like, 20 straight hours
I just want to help your fucking career, don't I?
I kind of feel like getting a buzz on also. Do you mind?
I know that you won't come Just for the cash
I know the owner a bit, you know?
I know, but fine. Whatever. Just...
I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie,
I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie,
I look more like Frank than I do look like Sammy!
I love that shit! I play that shit in my fucking sleep.
I love them.
I love this game!
I love this! It's all I've got. And you.
I love you.
I love you. Why don't we make a sex tape?
I mean, come on, player. Lose the pink, man. It's not gangsta.
I mean, I feel like a '50s housewife right now. Like my dreams don't count.
I mean, I get to spend one on one time with Aldous Snow.
I mean, you come here, you ask me for,
I mean, your mother is a wonderful mother,
I might not do it.
I miss that.
I miss you, Aldy.
I miss you.
I miss you. I miss you.
I need a drink if I'm gonna do this show.
I need the lyrics to African Child!
I need you to get the lyrics. I'm serious. I don't know the lyrics.
I need you to put this into your bottom hole.
I need you to sort me out!
I owe you one, mate. See you on the other side.
I own 20 Koo Koo Roos.
I personally think that monogamy can work given the right circumstance.
I read in Rolling Stone that African Child came third
I realize now my dad was just a realist.
I really miss your cock, Aldous.
I really need to apologize and to tell you
I shouldn't have done that.
I sustained an injury. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I swear to God above, I can vouch for her.
I think he might be having a heart attack.
I think I was asleep.
I think I'm gonna stay home.
I think I've just been ****d. What's that?
I think I've misjudged the dynamic. You've been wonderful hosts.
I think it's a bit more complicated than that, mate.
I think maybe we should run to the airport right now,
I think that through all that... Jackie. Have you been drinking today?
I think that's something we should...
I think you should open with Going Up. I love that fucking song.
I think you should've aborted that child, eh? You got that?
I think you're really sexy
I thought we broke up. You broke up with me, right?
I told you don't freak out.
I told you not to come here.
I took a bite out of it and it's kind of cold, but it's still good.
I understand that African Child was commercially disappointing.
I used to be angry 'cause he abandoned me,
I used to be angry... All right, love.
I vomit Jäger on her pasty thighs
I wake up to it and I brush my teeth to it. I love African Child.
I want to be clean with you. You're the love of my life.
I want to be with you, Jackie. I know that now.
I want to fuck them two girls. Do you?
I want to go home!
I want to go to the Greek Theatre and I want to save your job,
I want to visit my dad.
I want to... Do you remember The Clap?
I want you to go to London and pick him up.
I was clean for seven years...
I was getting a little worried. I know you
I was out of my mind.
I was taking a lot of E, and we had to reschedule.
I was watching the news one day
I will figure this out. Don't worry. You started this.
I will not call you.
I won't do it. I won't do it. No.
I would grind that. I would ride the shit out of her.
I would like to have a threesome, please.
I would like to make it up to you.
I wouldn't worry about it.
I wrote all your songs from the tip of my cock.
I'd be really interested, 'cause you're, like, a legitimate enthusiast.
I'd like to know what you'd be into doing.
I'll do lines off her forehead
I'll figure it out.
I'll forget that the last seven years has happened.
I'll get rid of him, all right? Did you invite him?
I'll give you my number So give me a call
I'll just get on a plane and go back to London.
I'll never tire of looking at that git.
I'll see you later.
I'll show you bad, eh?
I'll tell you a sexy story.
I'm actually a bit bored, you know.
I'm actually a different person.
I'm Aldous Snow, the rock star.
I'm alive!
I'm all right.
I'm answering my phone, and I just got hit by a motherfucking car!
I'm begging you to take me back. I'm sorry.
I'm coming to see you.
I'm coming up
I'm crying out in vain
I'm falling in the toilet!
I'm falling into the toilet!
I'm from Pinnacle.
I'm fucking psyched!
I'm gonna come and see you, Jackie.
I'm gonna cover the whole outside of my house in this material.
I'm gonna do it. No, I didn't mean that.
I'm gonna get on my hands and knees,
I'm gonna sneeze. I'm gonna clench and sneeze.
I'm happy in a way I didn't think was truly possible for me.
I'm having a heart attack!
I'm having a heart attack.
I'm having a heart attack.
I'm having a heart attack.
I'm here because I've been thinking about you the last few days.
I'm here to take you to the 10 year anniversary show at the Greek.
I'm here with Aldous Snow, so we have a table in the back.
I'm here.
I'm hypnotized but I cannot find the signs
I'm in the jazz game.
I'm just checking if flight 51 is on time.
I'm just having fun! Come on!
I'm just mucking around, Meredith. I've never taken drugs.
I'm just saying that I think it will be good for us,
I'm lonely, mate. I'm really lonely.
I'm looking for my friend Heroin. Do you know him?
I'm mind fucking the shit out of you.
I'm mind fucking you right now.
I'm not 12. Please?
I'm not gonna talk anymore. Shut the fuck up!
I'm not partying anymore. I'm in a clean zone.
I'm not sucking his dick, that's like 100%.
I'm okay. I'm all right.
I'm okay. Right!
I'm only joking. I love you, Mummy.
I'm proud of every unit.
I'm proud of those units.
I'm sidetracked. So, let's get on with the...

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