Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) Edit

A bonus? Ha ha ha. That's good.

A golden surprise, perhaps?

A lot is happening, Foxxy.

A lot's kicking, Foxxy. Austin...

About a year ago, my partner at the bureau was killed.

After all, it’s hard on the boy not having a father.

Ah, Cristal.

Ah, Foxxy Cleopatra.

Ah, Jesus Christ. This diaper's making my nuts rub together.

Ah, Nigel Powers.

Ah, yes, the HMS Shag at Sea.

Ah! Oh. Heh.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahem. Dr. Evil, perhaps it's time that you finished unveiling your plan.

All covered in Ahh! cheese

All right, analysis:

All right, Dr. Evil, give yourself up while you've still got a chance.

All right, Goldmember, don't play the laughing boy.

All right, hold on while I try and find my balls, for God's sakes.

All right, it's getting crowded in here.

All right, Listen up.

All right, my son.

All right, sailor, go behind that screen...

All right, that's enough.

All right, then. I’ll just go to that screen...

All right, you're not gonna put that skin in your mouth, are you?

All right. Cigar and a waffle?

All the sailors had their meat and two veg painted gold.

ALL: Yes, Dr. Evil.

Also, very sexiful. Can l have autograph?

And I’m glad he could be here.

And l especially hate you.

And l think it's Fat Bastard.

And now he's going to have an unfortunate smelting accident.

And now you're gonna turn good?

And thank you for the map of Dr. Evil's sub.

And that jive ass turkey Goldmember is the prime suspect.

And that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, l like it.

And the best part of the whole scheme is we all get our own assistants.

And the best part of this plan is...

And you ask me my name? D to the rizzo

And, of course, they share a border with the Dutch.

Anyway, well done, old chap.

Are they nice and firm?

Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

Are we done here?

Are you all right, little man?

Arise, Sir Austin Powers.

Attention. Dr. Evil and his clone are trying to escape.

Austin caught me in the first act It's all backwards, what's with that?

Austin, Goldmember's getting away.

Austin, I found this in Goldmember's office. It’s a microfilm. It may be a clue.

Austin, it's your father.

Austin, there you are. I’ve come to tell you the good news.

Austin, these men were assigned to guard your father.

AUSTIN: Ah, yes. Terrific.

AUSTIN: Come back here, you little bugger.

AUSTIN: Come on, hurry. The map.

AUSTIN: Hey, yeah.

AUSTIN: Let's go.

AUSTIN: Mm.

AUSTIN: No! This way, sugar.

AUSTIN: Oh, great. Goldmember got away. FOXXY: Now what?

AUSTIN: Try to kill me, will you?

AUSTIN: Yes. Nigel: Then she

Austin.

Austin...

Bangs. Yes, how’s it going?

Basil, there's only one person in the world...

Because I’m Foxxy Cleopatra and I'm a whole lot of woman.

Because if you are feeling quiggly, why not just have a J. Arthur?

Before l kill you...

Bit of a problem here, yeah.

Boo frickity hoo.

BOTH: Shat on a turtle.

BOY: Shut your gob.

But at least he didn't mention it.

But at the end of the day, you've just gotta do it for yourself, baby.

But enough of my technical mumbo jumbo. Allow me to demonstrate.

But he touched it too much

But he touched it too much

But my parents died in a car accident.

But nothing compares to this, being inside the belly of the beast...

But now l can see you're nuts. l thank you.

But then again, you've always needed me, haven't you, Mr. Powers?

But when you're an overweight child...

By the way, l realize that l have a large mole on my face.

Bye, love.

Check it out. Those remind me of

Check out Mini Me.

Come here, you.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, Dad, stand up and take a bow.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, sugar.

Come on, you bugger. Come on, I got you.

Come on.

Come on. Got me a marlin. Yeah.

COMPUTER: You've got mail.

Cool. You mean l actually have fricking sharks...

Cor blimey. All your privates have had their privates painted gold.

Cor, baby. You look very switched on.

Cough.

Cuffs up.

Dad, I’m fine.

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Daddy wasn't there

Daddy wasn't there

Daddy wasn't there

Daddy wasn't there

Daddy wasn't there

Daddy?

Daddy.

Daddy’s all pent up. Let’s freak!

Dead issue. Dead dad.

Deadbeat dad. Daddy didn't love me.

DEAN: And now it's time to award our greatest honor.

DEAN: Jolly good. MAN 1: Top notch.

Did you just soil yourself?

Didn't. Did not.

Do l have time for a last smoke and a pancake, or what?

Do you have anything to say?

Do you know l risked my life trying to save you...

Do you think Dr. Evil's gonna expect an attack?

DOCTOR: Next.

Does it?

Domino

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. I thank you.

Don't forget your physical. Dr. Evil's orders.

Don't forget, Master Powers, later you have a brief oral exam.

Don't make that noise, Sharon. I’m getting turned on.

Don't worry, Dad. I’m here to rescue you.

Don't you remember the din din with the grotty Scottish bint?

Dr. Evil has escaped.

Dr. Evil must pay."

Dr. Evil, in light of the success of the device...

Dr. Evil, the World Court sentences you to 400 years.

Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy.

Dr. Evil, you look very tight.

Dr. Evil...

Dr. Evil's not your son, l am.

E to the vizzo I to the lizzo

Eight years and no phone call? Nobody stands up Foxxy Cleopatra!

Especially one as beautiful as you.

Every new recruit must have a physical.

Everyone out, everyone out. Come on.

EVIL: A Belgian man and his 15 year old love slave with webbed feet...

EVIL: I'm told it was a beautiful Belgian day.

EVIL: Ow! Ow!

EVIL: This is for all my homeys in Bruges

EVIL: Well, congratulations, numbnuts.

Exactly. Just take a look.

Excellent. We’ve been trying for years to get a mole inside Dr. Evil’s lair.

Excuse me while l change. The roller boogie has made me sweaty.

FAT BASTARD [SINGING]: On top of spaghetti

FAT BASTARD: Come here, you.

Father. Father.

Father. Father.

Father. His dad. Dad is father.

Feelin' fine, got an evil crew Goldmember too

Fine. You know what? l would love some chocolate.

First things first.

Fly, fly.

Fo' shizzle my nizzle, y'all

Fook Mi, that was fast.

Fook Mi.

Fook Mi.

Fook Mi. Like this.

Fook Yu.

Fook Yu.

For example, have a look at this:

For example, Mini Me loves chocolate.

FOXXY [SINGING]: He's got the Midas touch

FOXXY & SINGERS: Hey, Goldmember

Foxxy Cleopatra!

Foxxy, I’m coming.

Foxxy, what are you doing in Goldmember's club?

FOXXY: 'Cause that's the way, uh huh Uh huh

FOXXY: 'Cause that's the way, uh huh SINGERS: Uh huh

FOXXY: Fellas. What? I saved your life.

FOXXY: Goldmember SINGERS: Goldmember

FOXXY: He likes it, uh huh SINGERS: Uh huh

FOXXY: He loves it SINGERS: He loves it

FOXXY: He loves it SINGERS: He loves it

FOXXY: He's got the Midas touch

FOXXY: I’m undercover.

FOXXY: You got a lot of nerve dragging your jive white ass in here.

FOXXY: You're getting' down tonight

Gentlemen, fall in.

Gentlemen, in a matter of hours...

Gentlemen, listen up, y'all.

Gentlemen, you have my demands. Peace out.

Get along.

Get it off. Get it off. It's dark, it's dark.

Get me the World Organization.

Get on with it.

Give me an Escalade, a two way Bling bling on eBay

Go on, son.

God only knows Got my Mini Me in the G.P.

GOLDMEMBER [OVER RADIO]: Breaker, breaker, 1 niner.

GOLDMEMBER [OVER RADIO]: Open wide there, Rubber Ducky.

GOLDMEMBER: Sure, you can kill me...

Goldmember?

Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Studio 69.

Good luck, Austin.

Good on you, man.

Got you.

Groovy, yes.

GUARD [OVER PA]: All visitations limited to five minutes.

GUARD [OVER PA]: Attention, all guards. There is a riot in progress.

GUARD [OVER PA]: Visiting hours are over. Step to the line.

Hands up, Goldmember. It’s payback time.

Hands up.

Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen...

Have you ever heard of knocking, man?

Having said that, l do have some thoughts.

He doesn't understand. He is small, heh, heh.

He doesn't understand. He is small, heh, heh.

He invented a cold fusion power unit...

He loved gold so much...

He owns Roboto Industries.

He said, "Please eat some shitake mushrooms."

He said, "Your assignment is an unhappy one."

He wants to take over the family business.

He was hired by Dr. Evil to construct Preparation H.

He was kidnapped after you were knighted.

He was last seen on his yacht.

He's designing some contraption for Dr. Evil. l don't know.

He's from the Netherlands

He's got a golden pad

He's got a good evil laugh.

He's number one in the class.

He's okay.

He's super bad

Heel, Mini Me.

Heel.

Heh heh heh. Yes, the gun. Good, very good.

Heh, heh. The tiny one can't take a hint. Heh heh heh.

Heh, heh. The tiny one can't take a hint. Heh heh heh.

Hello, Foxxy. Austin.

Hello, hello. Aren't you going to introduce us, Austin?

Hello, I’m Number Two.

Hello, vicar. Crake!

Hello.

Hello. You all right?

Hence the name...

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen.

Here we go, 1975.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here's my diaper.

Here's the new plan:

Herr Doctor...

Hey there, buddy. How's it going? Good to see you.

Hey, assholes.

Hey, Austin? Shh!

Hey, everybody, I am from Holland.

Hey, everybody, I'm number one.

Hey, Goldmember

Hey, Goldmember

Hey, man.

Hey, Powers.

Hey, Powers.

Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous.

Hi, I'm Number Three.

His "farger"?

His member's so gold

His name is Roboto.

Hit it.

Hmm.

Hold it right there, mister.

Horny bugger.

How about I what?

How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

How about you don't? Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty Don't.

How are you? Just getting my sea legs. Sorry about that.

How bizarre.

How can I find this Goldmember?

How did ? Yes.

How did you sleep?

How you been, sport?

How you sleeping? Good?

Hurry.

I am entering your mouth now. Over.

I am from Holland. Isn't that weird?

I gotta bust a move Drop and bust a groove

I should have told you the truth earlier...

I smell Like hot, sick ass in a dead carcass.

I stopped to have a tinkle when the car....

I swear to God that never happens, heh heh heh.

I thought only Austin survived.

I'd like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.

I'll give you Goldmember, you give me a transfer to a regular prison...

I'm a crazy Y'all knew that

I'm right over here. I'm Mini Me. Come and get me.

I've been expecting you, Mr. Powers.

I've lost 180 pounds.

I’m Dougie. I’m Dougie.

I’m going to need a urine sampIe.

I’m gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some guacamole.

I’m gonna get you, Austin Powers.

I’m here to rescue you. Come quickly.

I’m looking for my father. He was kidnapped.

I’m not falling for that again.

I’m not talking about you.

I’m okay. I’m okay.

I’m really excited to be part of the team here at HTA.

I’m sorry to hear about your father, but l can't help you.

I’m sorry, did you want some ice cream?

I’m sorry?

I’m talking about him.

I’m using this cat as a distraction.

I’ve got Preparation H in my rear and Smokey the Bear in my back door.

I’ve got to take a crap.

I’ve got you now, ha ha ha.

I’ve gotta finish this off once and for all.

Imagine, gilded tallywhackers...

In the '70s, there lived a Dutch metallurgical hedonist...

IN UNISON: l thank you.

Instead of hiding your father in some remote location...

Is ? Is it true what they say about you?

Is, uh, everything in proportion?

Isn't that weird? Yes. Ha, ha.

Isn’t this magical?

It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end.

It got stuck in my throat. I’ve had a stiff neck for hours.

It looks Like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.

It looks Like Master Evil is the top contender...

It seems he doesn't care

It seems the knighting ceremony wasn't the only time...

It was graduation.

It was no accident.

It's Britney Spears.

It's gold, it's gold It's gold, it's gold

It's gold, it's gold It's gold, it's gold

It's gold, it's gold It's gold, it's gold

It's gold, it's gold, it's gold

It's solid gold, baby

It's solid gold, baby

It's solid gold, baby

It’s a gold key.

It’s a shame l had to kill your partner. Too bad for you.

It’s always been my dream to win this award, just like my dad.

It’s creeping a bit.

It’s finally come down to this.

It’s from Bruges. That's in Belgium.

It’s gold.

It’s Goldmember!

It’s gonna start a fire.

It’s kind of my thing, you know.

It’s like fricking catnip for clones.

It’s long and hard and full of seamen.

It’s made of solid gold.

It’s me. Foxxy!

It’s not the size, mate, it's how you use it.

It’s touching moment, yes.

Ja, Herr Doctor, it's a really good plan.

Jolly good work.

Just overpowering my guards. Heh, heh.

KC and the Sunshine Band.

Kickstand. Really?

L also realize the irony that l am myself a mole.

L also think Austin Powers very sexiful.

L can't wait to inform Austin of your defection.

L could've had it away with this cracking Judy, my old china.

L did, actually. Yes.

L didn't need a friend, I needed a father.

L didn't see one.

L don't believe we've met.

L don't even Honestly, isn't this ?

L don't even know you, but l hate you too.

L get it. Yes, very clever.

L got you a present.

L guess Mini Me won't get any...

L had the best grades in the class and I didn't get diddlysquat.

L hate you. I hate you.

L have a letter from my director personally thanking you for switching sides.

L have to protect my son.

L have turned us into a talent agency: The Hollywood Talent Agency.

L just hope my wire fighting team is ready.

L just want you to know l never intended to hurt you, baby.

L know guys on crack that makes more sense than you.

L know, it's sweet.

L know. It’s amazing.

L may just be a small town FBI agent slash single mother...

L mean, first I’m not evil enough for you.

L never met my birth parents.

L only survived because her smoking carcass...

L really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know.

L should warn you, Foxxy, 2002 is very different.

L think it's obvious. We should take Dr. Evil's lair by force.

L think l might have pinched one off too soon.

L think we both know who the real brains is behind this operation, eh?

L thought l smelled cabbage.

L was adopted by fricking Belgians, eh?

L went on the Subway diet. You know, just like Jared.

L would've found my way off that.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Ladies and gentlemen...

Ladies and gentlemen...

Let me shoot.

Let's say I didn't hire her for the cooking.

Lick my 9

Listen, Dad, if you are gonna talk about naughty things...

Listen, l think Dr. Evil treated him badly and that's why he's decided to help us.

Long time, no see.

Look at that. It looks like a set of giant

Look, everyone.

Look, this is how it goes. You attack me one at a time...

Looks like two eggs in a hanky.

Lower the globe.

Luckily, I keep a spare.

MAN [OVER PA]: Attention, henchmen, it's health week.

MAN 1: And cut.

MAN 1: Austin! Austin! MAN 2: Over here.

MAN 2: Moving on. Check the gate, please.

MAN 2: We're proud of you. WOMAN: Very well done, indeed.

MAN 3: Austin, you the boss! You all right?

MAN: One more.

May l present to you...

Maybe, heh heh heh.

Mini Me has...

Mini Me, our shadows. We're casting a shadow.

Mini Me?

Mm hm.

Mm. Oh, hello.

Mo....

Mole! Bloody mole!

Mole.

Moley moley moley moIey moley.

Most. Most.

Move down the bench.

Move it.

Mr. Powers.

My father is missing.

My Moto.

My spider sense is telling me that my father's still in this building.

My testosterone is going dancing.

My winkie was a key.

My word.

Nice potty mouth, dirtbag.

NIGEL & AUSTIN: ...times.

Nigel Powers, meet...

NIGEL: Come on.

NIGEL: Hello, hello.

NIGEL: I’ve got an idea.

NIGEL: Just as I was finishing a case...

NIGEL: We had some good, uh...

NIGEL: What are you going to do now, Austin?

No one would make that connection.

No way.

No, but I think Mini Me does.

No, l guarantee nothing will happen to Mini Me on my watch.

No, Mini Me. Off. Bad. Mustn't. No humping.

No! No! No!

No? Just trying it on.

No? Pipe and a crepe?

No. In fact, if you don't give me the bonus

Nobody try anything stupid or the shooting begins.

Not even a titter?

Not even...

Not so fast, smarty pants.

Not so fast.

Not you, Frau. Not you, Goldmember.

Not you, guys back there.

Not you, Henchman Arbitrarily Turning Knobs...

Not you, Henchman Holding Wrench.

Not you, Scotty. Not you, Number Two.

Nothing could be my father from the truth.

Now get in here, sailor.

Now you're trying to save me instead of stopping Goldmember.

Now, l wasn't able to get an exact Location, but l did learn...

Now, where's Goldmember?

Of course, I’m gonna have to wait until l see all the facts.

Oh, Austin, behave.

Oh, Basil. What's happening, baby?

Oh, beehive.

Oh, behave, baby. Yes.

Oh, come on.

Oh, do you find me sexy?

Oh, even stink would say that stinks.

Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? This is magic.

Oh, he just wants to make you proud, Herr Doctor.

Oh, he’s gotten so evil, he has even started losing his hair.

Oh, hello, Basil.

Oh, his dad?

Oh, his father.

Oh, I'd like to have a go with that filly.

Oh, it smells Like carrots and throw up.

Oh, knock it off. l don't want to see my dad on the job.

Oh, l haven't laughed that hard since l was a little girl. Thank you.

Oh, l left a rosebud in there for you.

Oh, l think he and Austin will be united in their commitment to stopping Dr. Evil.

Oh, look at my titties.

Oh, please. I’m not gonna let Goldmember get away.

Oh, put the guns down. Is this the first day on the job or something?

Oh, that could gag a maggot.

Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens?

Oh, there you are.

Oh, this is uncomfortable.

Oh, what's kicking, Basil?

Oh, yes, I’m sure Austin and Mini will get along famously.

Oh, yes, that's the spot. Right there.

Oh, yes, yes. l knew it would tickle your fancy.

Oh, yes. Helga.

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. This is a keeper. Oi.

Oh, you want to be friends, huh?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. l hope there's a search involved.

Oh. So that's why my father wasn't at the knighting ceremony.

Okay, chaps. Chins up, trousers down.

Okay, everyone, prepare to dive.

Okay, Fat Bastard, who's the Japanese cat you made an exchange with?

Okay, I'll get you a transfer to a regular prison.

Okay, what's our plan?

Okay, you got me.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'm okay.

Okay. Now, where were we, babies? Yes.

Okay. Okay. You've got me.

Okay. You got me.

One of my wires broke.

One of our satellites is falling out of orbit.

One of us has to go on the other one's shoulders.

One, two and three.

Only a bloody Dutchman.

Ooh, hello. What have we here?

Ooh, wafting, wafting.

Ooh! You said, "my father."

Ooh. Ha ha ha.

Oops, l did it again, baby. Yeah.

Or had a helicopter you can fit in a knapsack?

Outside the bedroom.

Ow, my titties!

Ow, you gave me a nurple.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! May l point out that last time around, you fell into an obvious trap.

OZZY: Oh, don't start, Kelly, or I'll put you back in the refrigerator.

Peace?

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures...

Perhaps later.

Please eat what?

Please excuse me. l have another appointment.

Please?

Pop a squat right next to Daddy.

Preparation H does feel good on the hole.

Preparation H goes ahead as planned.

Preparations A through G were a failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen...

Prepare for the ultimate wire fighting maneuver.

Put it in the skin box, please. With the others.

Put Preparation H into my schtuppen transporten.

Put...on call And splooge in your...that's all

Quickly. Quickly. Thank you.

Quid pro quo, Mr. Powers.

Really?

Really? And how would you know?

Remember that day at the academy?

Remember when I told you we're not so different, you and I?

Respect? Oh, come on. lf you've got an issue, here’s a tissue.

Right in the k****in.

Right. There you go. Right.

Run! It’s Godzilla!

Save me from myself.

Say, mini fella, I'm, uh...

SCOTT: Hey, Dad. Hey, Scotty. How are you, sport?

SCOTT: Unh! Here, sugar.

SCOTT: What are you...?

Scotty does?

Scotty, come here.

Scotty!

Scotty.

Seal all exits.

See how it goes Evil's all that I see

See?

See? l did say that. Mm hm.

Shazam!

Shazam.

She ba.

She stayed on until you were 24.

Shh, Daddy's here, Dougie.

Shit.

Shut up and turn around, please!

SINGERS: Hey, Goldmember

SINGERS: Hey, Goldmember

SINGERS: Hey, Goldmember FOXXY: Yeah

Sir, Dr. Evil's not bluffing.

Smarty pants.

Smashing, Basil. A pimpmobile.

Smashing, Foxxy. Yeah.

So I've been assigned to welcome you to the Ministry of Defence.

So our engineers have crafted this vehicle...

So Roboto had the technology to build Goldmember's tractor beam.

So you're the

So you've decided to join us, huh, Mini Me?

Solid Gold

Someone has some daddy issues.

Sorry about that, old chap. Sorry. You know. Sorry.

Sorry about that.

Sorry.

Space was cool. Wasn't it, Mini Me?

SPIELBERG: Really?

Stand up, Dad. Take a bow.

Steak and kidney pies One hour Martinize

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it

Still, we should run Like it is Godzilla!

Take him away.

Take it down a notch.

Take the father away.

Tell me...

Thank you, Austin.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. l do have a little bit of excess skin, though.

Thank you. Perfect.

Thanks, Basil.

Thanks. Skedaddle. Right.

That is not funny.

That is so not funny.

That is so sweet. Well, no, my mini man, I'm not.

That is, of course, unless you pay me...

That way l wouldn't misread the subtitles...

That would be a good idea, now, wouldn't it?

That's a cut, everybody.

That's a keeper. Yes.

That's Fat Bastard.

That's how a woman should smell.

That's something you don't know.

That's where Daddy's from. Yeah.

The aptly named...

The criminal genius known as Dr. Evil and his clone...

The good news is that one of our agents...

The good news is, you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand.

The look of it, the taste of it...

The meteor was called...

The robot. Haven't seen that in a while.

The smell of waffles and Brussels sprouts filled the summer air...

The trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears.

The Zone. You know, "carbs are the enemy"?

There are only two things l can't stand in this world:

There was a car accident.

There's a power struggle, yes.

There's only one uniform.

They came across a blood soaked baby, moi.

They're taking my father to the time machine.

They're using the same ****ing joke as they did in the last Austin Powers movie.

Think again, Goldmember.

Think.

Think. You were always the smart one.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

This is Goldy Wang. Over.

This is my twin sister. Her name Fook Yu.

This is Rubber Ducky. What's your 10 20? Over.

This is the most time that we've ever spent together since...

This is where the movie gets its mojo, baby.

This spy car's also a submarine.

This year's International Man of Mystery is...

Though it isn't.

Throw me a fricking bonus here. Ha ha ha.

Time's up.

To change my underwear

To take me to the fair

To take me to the fair

Tokyo à gogo, baby. Yeah.

Tonight, 8 p.m., you're going to start a riot.

Too bad for me? How about too bad for you?

Tough sub.

Twins, Basil. Twins.

Twins. Twins.

Twins. Yes.

Twister.

TWO: ...Julia Roberts... Hey.

Ugh, what am I doing?

Ugh.

Uh

Uh huh.

Uh oh!

Uh, Dr. Evil, can l paint his yoo hoo gold?

Uh, l could reroute the output capacitor to the tractor beam...

Uh, my friend here thinks it's fine the way it is.

Um, can I give you my cell phone number?

Up yours, jive turkey.

Up, periscope.

Upon entering the atmosphere, the hot ball of magma...

Very clever. Now, who has my father?

Very interesting story, Mr. Powers.

Very shagadelic, baby. Yeah.

Village People.

Wait a tick.

Walter Matthau.

Way to go, A hole.

We are both swingers, you see? Ha, ha.

We can catch Goldmember together. l owe it to my partner.

We can't be seen talking to each other, you dig?

We don't like carbs, you know what I mean?

We give you top secret massage.

We need commandos, scuba, gadgets, for God's sake.

We should infiltrate his lair.

We think you are very gravy, baby.

We were just getting started.

We were mates, you and l.

We'll need a disguise.

We're going to see the twins. Yes.

We're not supposed to talk about the mole, but there's a mole winking me in the face.

We've confirmed what Fat Bastard told you about Roboto is accurate.

We've got us a convoy. Over.

Welcome aboard, heh heh heh.

Welcome back, Herr Doctor. How was space?

Welcome to 1975...

Welcome to the good side, my mini brother.

Well done, Austin. He saved the world again.

Well, all I know is...

Well, don't tell me he feels neglected.

Well, heh, the future better get ready for me.

Well, I’m glad we're sprechen Sie the same lingitty, ja.

Well, it's called the Internet...

Well, l don't like to use gadgets...

Well, l hope it's mostly oral and not too...

Well, l suppose we better go our separate ways, then.

Well, Miss Normous, shall we shag now...

Well, no offense, Sir Stevie...

Well, perhaps you'd like a demonstration. Number Two, the key, please.

Well, that's fairly condescending.

Well, that's okay.

Well, they're using the Well

Well, they're using the same ****ing joke...

Well, this is very familiar. Hang on, let me do what l do. "Uh, would you stop?"

Well, to be honest with you, I’ve been trying to go legit.

Well, what do you think?

Well, you know, it's a gift, really. l, um

Well, you make me many things, but sleepy's not one of them.

Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater.

What about your Swedish nanny, Helga?

What are you going to do, Austin?

What boy learned to drive a car with machine guns on it?

What can l say? Look.

What do you feed that thing, eh? It’s like a baby's arm holding an apple.

What does Goldmember's plan have to do with us?

What is it, Dr. Evil?

What the ? I didn't have any corn.

What?