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Home > Courtney Barnett - Avant Gardener
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Courtney Barnett - Avant Gardener

Courtney Barnett - Avant Gardener

"Avant Gardener" is a captivating song by Courtney Barnett, an Australian singer-songwriter who released it in 2013. It tells the story of a humorous and relatable struggle with gardening and anxiety-induced panic attacks. Barnett's deadpan delivery, clever lyrics, and gritty guitar riffs make this indie rock tune an instant hit. Collaborating with her talented backing band, The Courtney Barnett Three, the song showcases Barnett's unique storytelling prowess, gaining critical acclaim. To immerse yourself in the infectious sounds of Barnett's "Avant Gardener," you can play and download it here.

All of a sudden
Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
And i feel like i'm dying.
Couldn't sleep at night
Filled with weet bix and kerosene and
He's probably wondering what i'm doing getting in an ambulance
I feel like Uma Thurman
I feel pro active
I much prefer the mundane.
I pull out weeds
I take a hit from
I think she's clever cos she stops people dying
I was never good at smoking bongs.
I'd rather die than owe the hospital
It's a monday
It's so mundane
My knees are weak
Oh no, next thing i know
Oh what a waste.
Oh what a wonder
On my own two feet
Post overdosing kick start
Reminds me of the time
Should've stayed in bed today
So i do some gardening
Straight to the heart
Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes.
The yard is full of hard rubbish it's a mess and
They call up triple o
Till I get old
What exciting things
Will happen today?

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