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Rumor Has It... (2005)

Rumor Has It... (2005)

"Rumor Has It..." is a captivating romantic comedy film released in 2005. Directed by Rob Reiner, this movie tells the story of Sarah Huttinger, played by Jennifer Aniston, who becomes intrigued by a family rumor that her mother had an affair that inspired the iconic book and movie "The Graduate." As Sarah delves deeper into her investigation, she finds herself entangled with the charming Benjamin Braddock, portrayed by Kevin Costner, and his estranged son Beau, portrayed by Mark Ruffalo. With its stellar cast, witty dialogue, and hilarious situations, "Rumor Has It..." is a must-watch film for fans of romantic comedies. You can play and download the film's sounds here.

A ball? People still go to balls?
A donor. So technically Blake is not my son ...
A journalist. Wouldn't your mother be proud.
About what happened back then.
After college, very casually.
After the party, I'll fly you home.
All limestone. I know I may be in for a heartbreak ...
All right, I'm in here. Oh, but you're down the hall to the left.
All right, that's You guys can stop now.
All right, they're hot. I have very hot feet.
All right. From the beginning. And don't leave out a thing.
All right. Thank you.
All this happened over 30 years ago.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy.
Always happy to have the Gray Lady represented. Any questions?
Am I the only sane one here?
And a good pilot.
And a guy who is terrific, and he wants to marry me ...
And accomplished.
And Beau Burroughs.
And fat.
And generous.
And got her something old and something new and something
And here she is.
And I couldn't breathe.
And I didn't exactly love your grandfather, God rest his pickled soul.
And I didn't pursue your granddaughter. She managed to come 500 miles ...
And I don't look like him, I don't vote like him ...
And I have spent so much of my life trying to figure out who I am ...
And I just stood there. I just stood there and I let Jeff walk away.
And I never thought that I would long for that day until now.
And I smashed my head on the dashboard and cracked my skull ...
And I'd like you to stay if you felt like you could.
And if she was, why would she come back?
And if you're gonna marry someone, it may as well be your best friend.
And let's just say that ...
And that made you sterile.
And that's how the deepest, darkest secret of one Pasadena family ...
And the movie.
And the second school of thought is ...
And we both know that I sure as hell did not pursue you.
And why has no one ever told me about this?
And with the Lindus boy too. Her best friend's son.
And you and my grandmother.
And you made a mistake. People make mistakes.
And you realize, when you did that ...
And, of course, the birth of both my daughters.
Annie, let me ask you a question.
Annie, this is Jeff, my boyfriend.
Annie?
Annie. Honey.
Annie. How ? Gosh, how are you feeling?
Any chance we can get controlling interest?
Apology accepted.
Are we through here?
Are you getting cold feet?
Are you okay? You've been awfully quiet.
Aren't you?
As if things needed to get more complicated ...
As long as she was back.
As something of a dilettante Che biographer, I have my own theory.
Asia, right.
At some point I have to get back.
Baby, a guy like that wouldn't still be living in Pasadena.
Back to Pasadena to get married. I
Be present.
Beau Burroughs.
Beau Burroughs.
Beau, you should not have come down here.
Beau, your 100 will be 2 billion in 18 months.
Because I am my mother's daughter.
Because I don't fit in with them.
Because she loved me.
Before she married your father, she was just ...
Before you and Mom got married ...
Before you know it, you'll kick the Rams' butts.
Believe it or not, Chase Manhattan will continue to exist with or without me.
Benjamin Braddock, Beau Burroughs: B. B.
Benjamin Braddock, Beau Burroughs. B. B. Get it?
Besides, it takes at least three years to even be competitive.
Best hangover remedy I know.
Between your mother and me?
Blake is not my biological son.
Blake. What ?
Blunt testicular ...
Blunt testicular trauma.
Bow clip. Bow clip. Definitely bow clip, yeah. No, ribbon. Ribbon.
But don't they sort of un swell when you land?
But I do have questions that I would like to ask you.
But I gotta give it to you, hell of a save.
But if you do come from Los Angeles, then chances are you come from
But if you do come from Los Angeles, then you probably come from Pasadena.
But last night, it was ...
But last night, it was ...
But Mary Beth doesn't have a daughter.
But maybe not 30 years ago.
But once it's in the computer, it's ...
But then, in 1967, the movie came out.
But we had something. And I can tell you this ...
But you're still sterile, right?
But you're such a great couple. Aren't they?
Bye.
Cabo.
Caleus Tech is the third multibillion dollar company ...
Calm down. There is a simple explanation.
Can I ask you a question?
Champagne guy.
Charlie Webb. Why ? Why does that name sound familiar?
Che, as you know, was trained as a doctor.
Cheer you up?
City soccer final, playing Pasadena Prep, tie score.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, introduce me to the lucky guy.
Come on.
Come on.
Come, knock three times. This is gonna be great.
Cool.
Dad, can I ask you a question?
Dad, you are allowed to go the speed limit.
Daddy, this is Jeff.
Daddy, why didn't you just say something?
Dated a little. Beau was not the steady boyfriend type.
Dearly beloved, we have come together in the presence of God ...
Did an enormous amount of drugs.
Did Mom have an affair in Cabo or not?
Did Mom sleep with someone before marrying Dad?
Did she ever tell you why she came back?
Did she go out with him?
Did that seduction scene really play like that in real life, or was that a ...?
Did you sleep with him?
Did you sleep with my mother?
Did you wear a condom?
Do you have a problem with commitment?
Do you know him?
Do you know how old that made me feel?
Do you remember any men she may have been associated with then?
Do you think Scott and Annie are gonna make it to Belize this time?
Don't believe everything you see in the movies.
Don't bring up guns or the death penalty ...
Don't you say that. Now, I don't know what game we're playing ...
Doodled Grandma.
Earl.
Engaged means something to me.
Even if I don't know who the hell that is.
Even if we get an expansion team, it's still not the Rams.
Ever since we were little, we'd hold our breath as we drove through them.
Ever since, people in town have wondered ...
Everyone's waiting in the limo. I can't go down there and ask
Ex Beau.
Except for that freaky little baby toe of yours.
Excuse me.
Face like a butt, I believe, is how he put it.
Fine. I'll hold.
First we should break the house rules.
Five minutes with your feet over your head ...
For God's sake, Mrs. Robinson ...
For me, there's ...
For three days, all we did was swim and laugh ...
For what it's worth, I thought that Mrs. Robinson ...
For your father's sake, we never discussed this at family dinners.
Get in line, kid.
Ginny's been working so hard on the Junior League Charity Ball.
Go ahead.
Go find him. Stop being confused.
Go shit in your shoes.
God !
God ! Blunt testicular trauma?
God, this God, you know, it's just a great city, huh?
Good coffee.
Good morning.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Gosh, I don't remember that.
Grab that special someone you love.
Grandma?
Guess who showed up stewed last week at the Hunt Club.
He had at least one.
He had lots of girlfriends.
He used to describe revolution as a turn of the heart.
He was 21, she was 42.
He was a year ahead of us in prep.
He was the big celebrity from that class.
He's the best boyfriend I ever had.
Hell of a save.
Hello. You don't look like a lawyer.
Here they come.
Here. You're on hold.
Hey, I have a great idea. Mixed doubles.
Hey, I'm real sorry about your mom.
Hey, Mr. H. Seen Sarah?
Hey, Pops.
Hey, there you are.
Hi, Candace. Listen, can you tell me where he is?
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hi, my name is Sarah Huttinger.
Hi. I have your phone.
Honey, sometimes I just think it's more important ...
Honey, what happened on the plane?
How about Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?
How can a professional league ...
How can I help you?
How come we've never talked like this before?
How dare you? Sarah?
How did you feel before Grandpa asked you to marry him?
How divine.
How well did you know Mom?
I am I'm a year older than she was when she died.
I am a sick woman. We have done a very sick, sick thing !
I apologize.
I bet my Aunt Mitsy knows.
I can go tell the pilot to turn the plane around.
I can live without you.
I can't anymore.
I can't ask him. If he doesn't know, it would kill him.
I can't believe I'm married.
I can't believe you're married either. I really can't believe it.
I can't even say it.
I can't remember her.
I certainly hope so.
I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you.
I didn't even know that she was engaged.
I didn't exactly graduate from college ...
I didn't know where else to go.
I didn't mean to. I know. God, Jeff. I was so drunk.
I didn't pursue Jocelyn, I don't recall inviting her to Cabo.
I didn't understand a thing that happened, but I loved it.
I do.
I don't I just sort of ...
I don't feel the conservative cause has been hurt. Twenty five ...
I don't fit with anybody.
I don't have a car here, do I?
I don't know I don't know what's going on in your relationship, Sarah ...
I don't know, I guess I feel that when you If you get married, that's it.
I don't know, I just, you know ...
I don't know, Katharine. I haven't done the math.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I thought something might have happened to you ...
I don't remember anything. That's not an excuse, but it's kind of an excuse.
I don't think Annie is expecting you to take the place of your mother.
I don't think we should announce our engagement and steal her thunder.
I don't want you to.
I drive like a crazy person ...
I forgot my racket, and Jeff doesn't really
I go out to break up the play, and just as his leg swung back, I dove.
I got this from very high up. AOL and Time Warner are talking merger.
I guess I could walk in and yell Hey, Dad, see if he turns around.
I had to go to two different stores.
I hate me right now. I'm I'm insane.
I have a question I would like to ask you.
I have been to Pasadena before. I was stationed here during the war ...
I have happiness staring me right in the face, and what do I do?
I have perfectly warm feet.
I have to pee.
I haven't heard from her. I'm starting to feel like something happened to her.
I hope that's not your father.
I invited him to your mom's wedding, but your grandmother pooh poohed it.
I just I came down here because I wanted to tell you something.
I just don't want to.
I just felt ...
I kept thinking that I've ruined my life ...
I know one thing, I'd take her to a Rams game if they were still in L.A.
I know the feeling.
I know there's nothing that I can say that will take away
I know this must seem nuts to you, but life should be a little nuts.
I know we're good together. You're the only person I can be myself with.
I know.
I know. I gotta get back myself. I got this ball to go to.
I know. I'm saying, in case you get stuck.
I know. I'm sorry. I know, I did that.
I know. They used to make movies about real things, about people.
I like the way you think. Hang onto this one. He's a keeper.
I love you.
I make it around the last defender, I'm flying down the field ...
I mean, first, some people think that my attention span's too short ...
I mean, I don't like tennis.
I mean, obviously I am very confused right now ...
I mean, was she in love with this guy?
I mean, why? Why couldn't I say yes?
I mean, you have no idea how strange that feels.
I mean, you know, it's silky and shiny. You could be a good hair model.
I need to say something to you.
I need you to go to the video store and get me a copy of The Graduate.
I never told you, when I was a kid ...
I only drive slow, sweetheart, because you're in the car with me.
I really need to reach him.
I spent the first night of my honeymoon in the Houston airport under sedation.
I stare right back at it.
I think he was talking about something he'd seen ...
I think you might be my dad.
I thought he didn't have any children.
I threw up.
I told you never to call me that in public.
I wanna marry you.
I want some adventure, you know? And
I was also thinking ...
I was born March 3rd, 1964 ...
I was just off the 16th green in two, and he was buried in the bunker.
I was literally the poster boy for that sort of thing.
I was looking for my father.
I was only 4.
I was thinking more like a hot cup of tea.
I watched her drive away in this old wood paneled station wagon.
I wish the girls' mother was here. She always put me at ease.
I would appreciate if you would do the same.
I would like to make a toast to the happy couple.
I, of course, could not do that for her, so we used an alternative method.
I'll be waiting in the car.
I'll marry you next month, I'll marry you this week.
I'm afraid so.
I'm an alumna of the class of '82. Hi.
I'm into it.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm looking for my fiancée. She's supposed to be with him.
I'm not afraid of flying. I love to fly.
I'm not gonna get stuck. I'm a lawyer, I talk for a living.
I'm not my mother, Beau.
I'm so excited. Aren't you excited? I'm so excited I could scream.
I'm sorry, but we've been asked to tell guests ...
I'm sorry. I can't believe I just did that.
I'm sorry. I can't give out that information.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I called you a sick man.
I'm sorry. Just don't listen to anything ...
I'm staying by myself, pretty much loafing the summer away ...
I'm the most screwed up person in the world.
I'm tired of scared.
I've always wanted to.
I've been dealing with Ken Patterson on this. I've been pounding him.
I've got work. I've gotta go back.
I've never even met the guy.
I've spent time with him.
If the marriage implodes, divorce.
If we have a daughter ...
If you don't wanna marry the guy, don't. If you do, do.
If you go over and talk to him, you could close this thing in three minutes.
If you shut the door, I understand, but I really hope that you don't.
In fact, I think it's normal for you to feel horrible ...
In fact, she went MIA a week before the wedding.
In Mexico, Cabo, the week before the wedding?
In the name of God, I pronounce you husband and wife.
Is he adopted?
Is she happy to see me too?
Is that a yes?
Is that better?
Is that better?
Is that why you married him?
Is that your real hair color?
It all started on New Year's Eve, 1962 ...
It didn't mean anything.
It doesn't mean I'll see how I feel, I don't know, I'm not sure.
It doesn't mean I'm gonna test the waters ...
It doesn't mean maybe I'll get married.
It doesn't work that way, okay? You can't just walk in here now ...
It has arrived.
It is always his fault. Of course it is.
It looked like she was crying.
It means you've fallen in love with the person ...
It might as well have been Cabo 30 years ago.
It stops with me.
It was nice meeting you, Mr. Burroughs.
It was nice meeting you, Ms. Huttinger.
It was nice to meet you, Mr. Burroughs.
It was really nice to meet you, Mr. Burroughs.
It was Richard Dreyfuss' first movie.
It was the strangest thing. I woke up and I looked over at Scott ...
It was very nice meeting you, Ms. Huttinger.
It was, after all, only a book.
It's actually kind of cute. It's charming.
It's all special effects. All they do is blow things up.
It's better than coffee and aspirin. Wanna try?
It's Casablanca Night.
It's crashing that I hate. I hate crashing.
It's gonna be all right. Okay?
It's gonna change the world.
It's good.
It's just a quick trip up to the Wine Country and back.
It's just, when he asked me to marry him ...
It's like I'm possessed by this person who's terrified and just screwed up.
It's me.
It's my family, Jeff. We are the Robinsons.
It's nice to know I still have loyal readers out there.
It's not like we have a mother who helped her pick out her wedding dress.
It's not that bad. I just Did I get any of that blue water on me?
It's pretty good, right?
It's the only time I can remember ever feeling really ...
It's wonderful catching up on old times.
It's your turn.
Jeff, I'm so scared.
Jeff? First time in Pasadena?
Jeff.
Jesus. Could you have done any more shopping while we were here?
Joined an ashram.
Just because he's not sterile ...
Just stop. I mean, this isn't about Sarah. And it isn't about Jocelyn, is it?
Just warm?
Katharine, I need some help. Annie's hysterical.
Katharine, my mother's mother.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege to introduce to you ...
Ladies and gentlemen, the Internet revolution, it isn't coming.
Last night was pretty spectacular for me.
Last night was pretty spectacular for me.
Lawyer boy? Is it working out?
Let me tell you something about The Graduate that very few people know.
Let's Let's cheer you up, okay?
Life is short ...
Like how he proposed to me last week and I said yes ...
Listen, hey, if you need If you need my phone ...
Listen, I hate to say this ...
Listen, kiddo ...
Lived abroad a while.
Look at that face.
Look, I realize it's a bit awkward, given, well, everything.
Lucky for us we were married the next week, so nobody noticed.
Maybe every girl in my family has to sleep with you.
Maybe we're both just chasing ghosts.
Me too.
Mom always had the softest hands.
Morning.
Most people wait 10 years for a second honeymoon.
Mrs. Richelieu, are you trying to seduce me?
Ms. Huttinger.
My arm Damn it.
My drink needs freshening.
My first wife, Cynthia, wanted to have children of her own.
My junior year at prep, I was goalie on our soccer team.
My mom had an affair before her marriage.
My mom ran off to Cabo and had a fling a week before she was married ...
My parents had a house down there.
My sister. My mother. My sister.
My sister. She bounces.
Names were changed ...
No man does. That's his.
No one was aware of the bride's little fling.
No one, that is, except her mother.
No, but she has a homosexual son.
No, God !
No, I I heard it was Mary Beth ...
No, if I'm gonna do this, I have to do this on my own.
No, it's me. It's me, it's all me. And And that.
No, it's possible. Even if you used one, it is possible.
No, Jeff, please. Just please listen to me!
No, Jeff, wait. Jeff, wait.
No, no, you're not gonna get me there. I don't go to the movies anymore.
No, no. I didn't come for an apology.
No, no. Oh, no, no. No, that That Hey, that's okay.
No, no. This man haunts my dreams.
No, officer. The only man your mom ever had eyes for was your father.
No, thanks. I was I just stopped by.
No, that's a deal breaker.
No, the Xanax is for my other granddaughter.
No, they were closed. I wanna try again.
No, today. I came home today.
No, what if it's true? If she had a fling and got pregnant ...
No.
No. It's good, it's good. We're good. It's ...
No. She just went away.
No. That Beau Burroughs. That's two R's.
Nobody comes from L.A. , everybody comes to L.A.
Nobody comes from Los Angeles ...
Nope.
Not just any someone else, the woman's only daughter.
Not the groom, the other one.
Not yet. No, I'm kind of leading up to that.
Now I just Now I gotta deal with the fact ...
Now, my dad still thinks that this is tremendous fun ...
Now, this may not be the sort of thing ...
Obviously your life's more complicated than you've let on.
Of course I won't.
Off. Oh, off, off. Yeah, I'm not here in a professional capacity.
Oh, Dad.
Oh, Daddy, I don't understand.
Oh, did you remember to pack the binoculars, honey?
Oh, don't get me started on that.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. No, God, come on, even I'm not that twisted.
Oh, gosh. You know, don't get me wrong, Jeff is an amazing guy.
Oh, I'm married, I'm married, I'm married.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm such a mess.
Oh, it's so good to see you.
Oh, Jeff. I have your phone.
Oh, Jeff. This is my
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. No, no.
Oh, really?
Oh, really? I never heard that.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know you. Beau Burroughs.
Oh, you're here, you're here, you're here!
Okay, do you want the bow clip on the top or the ribbon on the bottom?
Okay, everyone, 1963 is right around the corner.
Okay, fine.
Okay, here. Take this.
Okay, how about the guy with the George Hamilton tan?
Okay, I will.
Okay, just wait. Wait a little bit.
Okay, that's enough.
Okay, who else?
Okay, you
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Well, hello, Mr. Burroughs.
Okay. You know, everyone has always said ...
On a cold January night in the city of New York ...
On the other hand, he loves talking about the Civil War ...
Once again, this could have been the end of the story.
One condition.
Or The Importance of Being Earnest. I can't tell.
Otherwise, it's just a bunch of Thursdays, you know, strung together.
Outside. Now.
Pasadena, the number for a Beau Burroughs.
Playing the trombone.
Please just do it. Please. I'll meet you at the church.
Pretty much how it was.
Probably because I was pregnant with your mother.
Really? Yeah, they do. They get swollen.
Really. I have to be on the East Coast anyway.
Relax, it's gonna be fine.
Remember, I don't care who gives you away.
Right before the wedding.
Roger's one of the most powerful men in this conversation which has just ended.
Ruin her life?
Said an ex beau at a wedding was bad luck.
San Francisco.
Sarah Huttinger, Roger McManus.
Sarah, could I have a word with you out at the car?
Sarah, I have an idea. You go with me?
Sarah, I'm I'm sorry, I can't be your father.
Sarah, Sarah, I'm sorry that this didn't occur to me before ...
Sarah.
Sarah.
Scared? Of what? I mean, if I was scared, why would I be getting married?
Scott, this is my sister Sarah.
Scott's taking me to brunch at the Hunt Club, so I just wanted to say goodbye.
Security, maybe. I don't know. She never said.
See ...
Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's no boat, nothing sank ...
Shall I get the cops? I'll get the cops.
She always looked so happy in pictures.
She apologized, she offered to tell me everything that happened ...
She convinced herself she was adopted.
She did?
She found out she was pregnant and left the love of her life ...
She had a fight with Jeff and she never got on the plane.
She married so young.
She really was.
She said that, while being with Beau was an adventure ...
She wants to talk to me?
She was a good actress. Shame she gave it up.
She was a very beautiful woman.
She was.
Since when did you become afraid of flying?
Six months later, the affair ended ...
Skipping all the intimate details, of course ...
So are we ...?
So are you.
So drink up ...
So he's speaking at this conference in San Francisco tonight.
So how's the journalistic career?
So I just landed. Where are you?
So inappropriate. I didn't I mean, I re
So it's a coin toss between you and my father.
So now all I ever worry about is my immediate universe ...
So when are you guys getting married?
So you're gonna just walk up to him and ask him point blank?
So you've read the book ...
So, Aunt Mitsy, apparently Mom disappeared ...
So, Ms. Huttinger, is this on the record or off?
So, what do you think?
So, what does this have to do with me?
So, what's going on out here? Lawn party?
So, what's next?
Sometimes life is just Beau Burroughs!
Son of a bitch.
Sorry about that.
Sorry.
Stay?
Sure. But let's Let's grab a bite to eat first.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Grandma.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. You don't look like a grandmother.
That blue thing.
That could have been the end of the story, but it wasn't.
That moment when a patient decides, despite everything, to live.
That someone in town, some family, were the real Robinsons.
That sounds awful. No wonder you're so terrified.
That was a revolution to Che.
That wasn't I didn't kiss him. He kissed me.
That's George Hamilton.
That's her choice. It's fine. It's fine.
That's my Annie. One smile, and the whole world melts.
That's Pasadena. That's what happens when you give people everything ...
That's your mom and me in Our Town.
The ...
The author was a classmate of the young man.
The coming information revolution.
The day I married Jocelyn.
The following spring, a book was published.
The Graduate.
The guy you've been hiding? Earl Huttinger.
The mystery of recovery.
The one talking to the woman with the back cleavage?
The point is, you shouldn't let yourself worry about this thing.
The St. Louis Rams? What is that?
The union of husband and wife in body, mind and spirit ...
Then don't try.
Then marry me, Sarah, right now.
Then one morning I woke up and she was gone.
Then?
There are certain moments in time ...
There are tunnels near Dodger Stadium.
There he is with Charlie Webb. I forgot those two were friends.
There it is! Based on the novel by Charles Webb.
There's the alley that Bobby Miller told me I was ugly.
There's where Sarah first learned how to ride a bike.
They didn't waste much time getting pregnant.
They do to this one. It's the biggest charity event of the year.
They're still in the bag with all your shoes.
Things are never what they seem with the women in this family.
Thirty nine, to be exact.
This conference is only for registered participants and the press.
This is This is Beau Burroughs. He was a schoolmate of Jocelyn's.
This is good.
This is huge. It's the search engine to end all search engines.
This is not normal. I mean, you know
This is supposed to be his table, but I don't see him anywhere.
This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!
This summer, I think I'm gonna go to Idaho and fish the Big Wood River.
This your first Casablanca Night?
Those were probably the three happiest days of my life.
Three minutes. All right, three minutes. It's 49 percent for 75 mil.
To Annie and Scott.
To answer that, you'd have to know who I was.
To overcome his suffering and will himself back to health.
Tomorrow I'm gonna go see my Aunt Mitsy.
Truth be known, I'd been struggling with that my whole life.
Two days ago I thought I had two happy daughters.
Very handsome.
Very inspirational. Thank you.
Virally, you could market it in stealth mode, or you can do both.
Vodka, rocks, please.
Wait, now your knee's in my
Wait, wait, wait. You're there with him right now?
Wait. Aunt Mitsy, what book did you say that he wro ?
Wait. You ran away to a hedge?
Wanna have sex in the bathroom?
Was she happy?
We are in Half Moon Bay. It's about a hour south of the city.
We can't get Sterling roses for the centerpieces. What about pink or white?
We had a little history together back in high school.
We haven't We haven't really talked about that yet.
We just secured the domain name Lobster.com.
We were over the Gulf of Mexico on the way to Belize ...
We'll be drunk then, so I'll expect dirt.
We're Yeah, we're okay. I guess it's
We're in the city finals, tie score, this guy comes in all alone.
We're making her favorite soup, tomato with crackers. Want some?
We're talking about Sarah here, the one from New York.
We've heard a lot today about revolution.
Welcome back. I thought you were coming home next week.
Well ...
Well ...
Well ...
Well, actually, I write the The wedding announcements ...
Well, did you sleep with a man who also slept with Mom and Grandma Katharine?
Well, do I even have a choice in the matter?
Well, for one thing, you left last night without saying goodbye.
Well, how ? How did that make you feel?
Well, how do you ? How do you know that?
Well, I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.
Well, I guess I'd better go.
Well, I just realized that, you know, I'm
Well, I wouldn't necessarily say ...
Well, I wouldn't necessarily say ...
Well, no, I hadn't thought of it. I feel very flattered ...
Well, she broke up with her boyfriend. She needs something stronger.
Well, she just took off to think.
Well, there's two schools of thought on that one, John.
Well, why do you think that she went back?
Well, you know ...
Well, your parents didn't waste much time.
Well. Okay.
What am I supposed to do with that? I'm supposed to make it all right for you?
What are we standing here for? You wanna come in the house?
What are you two talking about in here?
What for? I got your mom, he didn't.
What I'm saying, Sarah What I'm trying to say, Sarah ...
What kind of a big sister am I?
What kind of a maid of honor am I?
What movie are you living in now, Katharine?
What the hell were you thinking?
What was that?
What was the question?
What you told me last night about your life in New York ...
What, they don't have sex in Pasadena?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Wait Wait just one So, what ? What are you ? What are you saying?
What? You've got to tell me.
What's it doing in there?
What's up?
When did Katharine say your mom ...?
When I saw you walk away last night, when I watched, it
When you and Scott play tennis ...
When you guys go out to dinner?
When you have a moment, could I speak to you?
When you have a moment, could I speak to you?
When your mom just showed up.
Where are we going?
Where are we?
Where are you? Everyone's ready to go to the church.
Which, in the winter of 1997 ...
White it is.
Who?
Whoa, Jesus.
Why are we so different?
Why did you come down here, Beau?
Why don't you come with me tonight.
Why don't you come with me.
Why don't you just turn. Turn a little bit.
Why not? He's been everywhere else.
Why would I bring up Vietnam?
Why? Don't be scared. Whatever happens, it's gonna be fine.
Will you please call me when you find out?
Wine, good. You know, any travel anecdotes ...
Winner, eight the hard way.
With free agency the way it is today ...
Words mean something to me.
Would you ? Would you mind giving me a ...?
Wrong answer.
Wrong movie.

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