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Risky Business (1983) Risky Business is a classic American film released in 1983. Directed by Paul Brickman, the movie

Risky Business (1983)

Risky Business is a classic American film released in 1983. Directed by Paul Brickman, the movie revolves around the life of Joel Goodson, portrayed by Tom Cruise. Joel, a high school student, finds himself in a series of misadventures when he turns his parent's home into a brothel while they are away. Along the way, he encounters Lana, a call girl played by Rebecca De Mornay, who further complicates his life. This coming-of-age comedy-drama delves into themes of rebellion, sexuality, and the consequences of risky decision-making. The film's iconic soundtrack includes songs like "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger and "Love on a Real Train" by Tangerine Dream. Experience the sounds of Risky Business here, where you can stream and download the soundtrack.

A couple of boys in daddy's car.
A couple of boys in daddy's car.
A kid our age walks in with a hundred dollars?
A kid our age walks in with a hundred dollars?
A long ride, Joel. I don't ever come out this far.
A long ride, Joel. I don't ever come out this far.
A lot, probably.
A lot, probably.
A party?
A party?
A preponderance of bass, perhaps?
A preponderance of bass, perhaps?
Aah!
Aah!
Actually, it's fucked. Ha.
Actually, it's fucked. Ha.
All ri... Good, I will.
All ri... Good, I will.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, everybody, watch your feet.
All right, everybody, watch your feet.
All right, Goodsen, we know you're in there.
All right, Goodsen, we know you're in there.
All right, here's the game:
All right, here's the game:
All right, Stan, you're in for roughly 60 odd dollars.
All right, Stan, you're in for roughly 60 odd dollars.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. So you took her to dinner twice.
All right. So you took her to dinner twice.
All right. So you took her to dinner twice.
All right. So you took her to dinner twice.
All right. The kid likes music.
All right. The kid likes music.
Already? I just got here.
Already? I just got here.
Also, could you catch the phone if anyone calls, please?
Also, could you catch the phone if anyone calls, please?
Am I going in the right direction?
Am I going in the right direction?
And he was glad to get that knowledge.
And he was glad to get that knowledge.
And how is Aunt Tudi?
And how is Aunt Tudi?
And my mother's egg?
And my mother's egg?
And then I hear the shower running...
And then I hear the shower running...
And then, after the game Saturday, he fucked her.
And then, after the game Saturday, he fucked her.
And they're gone till Sunday?
And they're gone till Sunday?
And you got a girlfriend to boot.
And you got a girlfriend to boot.
And you wish to major in?
And you wish to major in?
And, right now, you're one hot shit Future Enterpriser.
And, right now, you're one hot shit Future Enterpriser.
And, uh...
And, uh...
Anything, cookie.
Anything, cookie.
Apparently, uh, you two had quite a meeting.
Apparently, uh, you two had quite a meeting.
Are you a smart kid? Huh?
Are you a smart kid? Huh?
Are you coming or what?
Are you coming or what?
Are you coming?
Are you coming?
Are you ready for me, Ralph?
Are you ready for me, Ralph?
Are you stoned?
Are you stoned?
As long as we come to an arrangement, I'm in no mood for complaining.
As long as we come to an arrangement, I'm in no mood for complaining.
Ask me about Vicki. Ha ha ha!
Ask me about Vicki. Ha ha ha!
At least she knows we're on to her, Miles.
At least she knows we're on to her, Miles.
Bar?
Bar?
Barry, excuse me. Is it okay if I have the room?
Barry, excuse me. Is it okay if I have the room?
Barry, just bring the goddamn thing over tonight.
Barry, just bring the goddamn thing over tonight.
Be good.
Be good.
Be patient.
Be patient.
Be whatever you wanna be.
Be whatever you wanna be.
Beautiful place you got here, Ralph. Is this all yours?
Beautiful place you got here, Ralph. Is this all yours?
Because college girls can smell ignorance...
Because college girls can smell ignorance...
Because I don't have that much here.
Because I don't have that much here.
Because, God knows, you're gonna need it. So long.
Because, God knows, you're gonna need it. So long.
Because, see, me and Vicki were thinking about getting high.
Because, see, me and Vicki were thinking about getting high.
Because, you know, I was thinking...
Because, you know, I was thinking...
Big man with a gun!
Big man with a gun!
Big man, huh, Guido?
Big man, huh, Guido?
Big school.
Big school.
Boffing and fucking are the same thing.
Boffing and fucking are the same thing.
Business.
Business.
Business. Yes.
Business. Yes.
But will you do me a favor?
But will you do me a favor?
Bye.
Bye.
Call Misty."
Call Misty."
Can I ask you something?
Can I ask you something?
Can I have my furniture back, please?
Can I have my furniture back, please?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Can you send it to me, Joel?
Can you send it to me, Joel?
Certainly.
Certainly.
Chicago's finest dominants and submissives.
Chicago's finest dominants and submissives.
Clean, polite, quick.
Clean, polite, quick.
Come on, Joel. You gotta take advantage of this.
Come on, Joel. You gotta take advantage of this.
Come on, let's be alone together.
Come on, let's be alone together.
Come on, let's go for it, huh?
Come on, let's go for it, huh?
Competition.
Competition.
Correct me if my information is inaccurate.
Correct me if my information is inaccurate.
Could we talk a minute?
Could we talk a minute?
Dalby got into Harvard.
Dalby got into Harvard.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Deuces, aces, one eyed faces wild.
Deuces, aces, one eyed faces wild.
Did you have a good time last night?
Did you have a good time last night?
Did you have your bike there?
Did you have your bike there?
Do I?
Do I?
Do we understand each other?
Do we understand each other?
Do we understand each other?
Do we understand each other?
Do you know what it's worth?
Do you know what it's worth?
Do you like excitement, Miles?
Do you like excitement, Miles?
Do you make a lot of money?
Do you make a lot of money?
Do you think I'd accept a check from you?
Do you think I'd accept a check from you?
Do you want to race?
Do you want to race?
Do you want us to go?
Do you want us to go?
Does this couch open?
Does this couch open?
Don't forget to water the plants around the patio and in the dining room.
Don't forget to water the plants around the patio and in the dining room.
Don't steal anything.
Don't steal anything.
Don't tell me I owe you another $300.
Don't tell me I owe you another $300.
Don't throw your life away like this.
Don't throw your life away like this.
Don't worry so much. I'll be upstairs.
Don't worry so much. I'll be upstairs.
Don't you know that?
Don't you know that?
Don't, you're gonna break it.
Don't, you're gonna break it.
Enough to pay for my father's car.
Enough to pay for my father's car.
Every now and then, say, "What the fuck."
Every now and then, say, "What the fuck."
Every sales manager I know helps with production.
Every sales manager I know helps with production.
Excellent idea, Joel. Really excellent.
Excellent idea, Joel. Really excellent.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Uh, can I help you?
Excuse me. Uh, can I help you?
Fairly important. What do you do?
Fairly important. What do you do?
Fifty dollars?
Fifty dollars?
Finally, I get to the door...
Finally, I get to the door...
Finally, it was time to close shop.
Finally, it was time to close shop.
Fine, well, let's see what else there is.
Fine, well, let's see what else there is.
Fine. Now, you've taken your SATs already.
Fine. Now, you've taken your SATs already.
Fine. Now, your grade point average is 3.14.
Fine. Now, your grade point average is 3.14.
Fine. Where are you?
Fine. Where are you?
First year, over 60,000.
First year, over 60,000.
Five card draw with a spit. Anaconda, high low.
Five card draw with a spit. Anaconda, high low.
Five ninety seven, Math. Five sixty, Verbal.
Five ninety seven, Math. Five sixty, Verbal.
For Glenn? Where is he?
For Glenn? Where is he?
For the battery, I mean.
For the battery, I mean.
Forget it.
Forget it.
Forget it.
Forget it.
Forget it. I'm busy enough with marketing and sales.
Forget it. I'm busy enough with marketing and sales.
Forty grand.
Forty grand.
Four fifteen.
Four fifteen.
Free enterprise.
Free enterprise.
Freedom brings opportunity.
Freedom brings opportunity.
Friday night, the 4th, at the house.
Friday night, the 4th, at the house.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck! Get out of here!
Fuck! Get out of here!
Fully equipped dungeons. Beginners welcome."
Fully equipped dungeons. Beginners welcome."
Future Enterpriser.
Future Enterpriser.
Future Enterprisers. Yearbook staff.
Future Enterprisers. Yearbook staff.
Gas?
Gas?
Get off the babysitter.
Get off the babysitter.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out. I'm not kidding.
Get out. I'm not kidding.
Get over here, Dalby!
Get over here, Dalby!
Give it a try.
Give it a try.
Give me a hand with the luggage.
Give me a hand with the luggage.
Give me the number, damn it.
Give me the number, damn it.
Glencoe.
Glencoe.
Glenn. Ha.
Glenn. Ha.
God, she's looking right at us.
God, she's looking right at us.
God. Sometimes you gotta say, "What the fuck" Make your move.
God. Sometimes you gotta say, "What the fuck" Make your move.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, everybody.
Good. I hope it hurts.
Good. I hope it hurts.
Gotta go. Check you later.
Gotta go. Check you later.
Guess we won't see each other for a while.
Guess we won't see each other for a while.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Guido's probably got me locked out of the apartment by now.
Guido's probably got me locked out of the apartment by now.
Ha ha ha. Yeah. What did you think it was?
Ha ha ha. Yeah. What did you think it was?
Ha, ha. A good time, Joel.
Ha, ha. A good time, Joel.
Has that guy from Princeton left yet?
Has that guy from Princeton left yet?
Has that guy from Princeton left yet?
Has that guy from Princeton left yet?
Have a good time.
Have a good time.
Have a great time.
Have a great time.
Have you ever made love on a real train?
Have you ever made love on a real train?
Haven't I been telling you, once in a while, say, "What the heck"...
Haven't I been telling you, once in a while, say, "What the heck"...
He must have aced his Boards.
He must have aced his Boards.
He needs a bike.
He needs a bike.
He said he cashed a bond.
He said he cashed a bond.
He said he'd do his best for me.
He said he'd do his best for me.
He said the lady had knowledge.
He said the lady had knowledge.
He thought he owned me.
He thought he owned me.
He's in school.
He's in school.
He's mad, Vicki.
He's mad, Vicki.
Heh. She's only kidding.
Heh. She's only kidding.
Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie.
Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Here who comes?
Here who comes?
Here, I'll get it.
Here, I'll get it.
Here's wishing you good luck on your future as a businessman.
Here's wishing you good luck on your future as a businessman.
Hey, asshole, don't...
Hey, asshole, don't...
Hey, buster!
Hey, buster!
Hey, Chuck. What's going on?
Hey, Chuck. What's going on?
Hey, come on, pussy.
Hey, come on, pussy.
Hey, Guido!
Hey, Guido!
Hey, I'm not pushing you on the idea or anything.
Hey, I'm not pushing you on the idea or anything.
Hey, listen to you guys.
Hey, listen to you guys.
Hey, Mr. What The Fuck, what about exploring the dark side and all that?
Hey, Mr. What The Fuck, what about exploring the dark side and all that?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Whoo!
Hey. Whoo!
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi, dear. It's Mother. Yeah.
Hi, dear. It's Mother. Yeah.
Hi, Jackie, this is Joel Goodsen, 345 Remson, Glencoe.
Hi, Jackie, this is Joel Goodsen, 345 Remson, Glencoe.
Hi, Jackie? Oh, answering machine.
Hi, Jackie? Oh, answering machine.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hip is much better. She sends her love also.
Hip is much better. She sends her love also.
Hit it.
Hit it.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Honey, can you hear me?
Honey, can you hear me?
Honey, did you pack my Mace?
Honey, did you pack my Mace?
Honey, tell him about your involvement with Future Enterprisers.
Honey, tell him about your involvement with Future Enterprisers.
Honorable Mention: Cook County Science Fair.
Honorable Mention: Cook County Science Fair.
How about I write you a check?
How about I write you a check?
How about some, uh, women's outfits?
How about some, uh, women's outfits?
How are you?
How are you?
How can you be busy with marketing when I haven't given you the product?
How can you be busy with marketing when I haven't given you the product?
How can you even tell if she's gonna be here?
How can you even tell if she's gonna be here?
How come you left home?
How come you left home?
How come you're not in school?
How come you're not in school?
How come?
How come?
How could you let this happen?
How could you let this happen?
How do you like living at home?
How do you like living at home?
How is that?
How is that?
How much have I got on me?
How much have I got on me?
How much time do you need?
How much time do you need?
I already arranged an interview.
I already arranged an interview.
I am not the house, okay?
I am not the house, okay?
I am very optimistic.
I am very optimistic.
I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?
I believed them all.
I believed them all.
I can't believe Glenn bringing Statwiler over like that.
I can't believe Glenn bringing Statwiler over like that.
I can't believe we came all the way out here for that.
I can't believe we came all the way out here for that.
I can't concentrate with this.
I can't concentrate with this.
I could go for some ice cream right now. Heh.
I could go for some ice cream right now. Heh.
I deal in human fulfillment.
I deal in human fulfillment.
I did not do it with her, Joel.
I did not do it with her, Joel.
I did not have a doctor's appointment...
I did not have a doctor's appointment...
I didn't give you a price yet.
I didn't give you a price yet.
I didn't have to say anything.
I didn't have to say anything.
I didn't think you were coming home till tomorrow.
I didn't think you were coming home till tomorrow.
I didn't wanna do this. I thought it'd look good on my record.
I didn't wanna do this. I thought it'd look good on my record.
I don't believe this. I've got a trig. midterm tomorrow...
I don't believe this. I've got a trig. midterm tomorrow...
I don't know if you know about this...
I don't know if you know about this...
I don't know, Joel. I haven't given it a lot of thought.
I don't know, Joel. I haven't given it a lot of thought.
I don't know, Lana. He's got such nice friends.
I don't know, Lana. He's got such nice friends.
I don't know, man, I don't think I can go 40 on the artsy fartsy thing.
I don't know, man, I don't think I can go 40 on the artsy fartsy thing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Look, I called Jackie and she said try here. Okay?
I don't know. Look, I called Jackie and she said try here. Okay?
I don't know. Why?
I don't know. Why?
I don't know. You tell me.
I don't know. You tell me.
I don't remember giving permission for a party, Joel.
I don't remember giving permission for a party, Joel.
I don't remember saying you owe me anything.
I don't remember saying you owe me anything.
I don't think so, Joel.
I don't think so, Joel.
I don't think you should mix centuries. I would do this.
I don't think you should mix centuries. I would do this.
I don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.
I don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.
I figured I'd have gotten into trouble.
I figured I'd have gotten into trouble.
I get it anyway.
I get it anyway.
I got $20.
I got $20.
I gotta figure out how to get my stuff back.
I gotta figure out how to get my stuff back.
I had a doctor's appointment.
I had a doctor's appointment.
I had a great time.
I had a great time.
I had this, uh, pain in my chest.
I had this, uh, pain in my chest.
I have $50.
I have $50.
I have spent the last four years of my life...
I have spent the last four years of my life...
I hear she's got this thing about choo choos.
I hear she's got this thing about choo choos.
I hope so. Heh.
I hope so. Heh.
I introduced her to my friends.
I introduced her to my friends.
I just don't think I can leave until I get just a little compassion from you.
I just don't think I can leave until I get just a little compassion from you.
I just don't want you to get hurt.
I just don't want you to get hurt.
I just got off the telephone with Bill Rutherford.
I just got off the telephone with Bill Rutherford.
I just need a lift.
I just need a lift.
I just thought it might be nice if, uh, we spent the evening together.
I just thought it might be nice if, uh, we spent the evening together.
I keep losing her.
I keep losing her.
I knew you could do it.
I knew you could do it.
I know.
I know.
I left home because my stepfather kept coming on to me.
I left home because my stepfather kept coming on to me.
I like you, Joel.
I like you, Joel.
I like your friend.
I like your friend.
I mean it.
I mean it.
I mean, after your friend came over, I couldn't believe it.
I mean, after your friend came over, I couldn't believe it.
I mean, doesn't anyone wanna accomplish anything?
I mean, doesn't anyone wanna accomplish anything?
I mean, God knows, they needed the service.
I mean, God knows, they needed the service.
I mean, I know we could get along real nice, but, hey...
I mean, I know we could get along real nice, but, hey...
I mean, it's not fair. That egg was worth one hell of a lot more than $300.
I mean, it's not fair. That egg was worth one hell of a lot more than $300.
I mean, this thing has gotten way out of control.
I mean, this thing has gotten way out of control.
I mean, what she's doing there I don't know...
I mean, what she's doing there I don't know...
I mean, when you put your good money down...
I mean, when you put your good money down...
I mean, you look like a smart kid.
I mean, you look like a smart kid.
I mean, you're all set. You're probably going to Harvard.
I mean, you're all set. You're probably going to Harvard.
I need $300, Joel.
I need $300, Joel.
I need a bike.
I need a bike.
I need long enough to make a few phone calls, okay?
I need long enough to make a few phone calls, okay?
I put my father's car into Lake Michigan...
I put my father's car into Lake Michigan...
I ring, but nobody answers.
I ring, but nobody answers.
I tell you what, we go 340?
I tell you what, we go 340?
I think he is too.
I think he is too.
I think he wants us to go.
I think he wants us to go.
I think I'm gonna throw up on you, Joel.
I think I'm gonna throw up on you, Joel.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
I think someone's out there.
I think someone's out there.
I think there's a real future here.
I think there's a real future here.
I think we're both gonna make it big.
I think we're both gonna make it big.
I think you got the hell out of there, ran home and whacked off.
I think you got the hell out of there, ran home and whacked off.
I think you jumped on your bike, pedaled home and whacked off.
I think you jumped on your bike, pedaled home and whacked off.
I think you know what I mean.
I think you know what I mean.
I think you're really wasted.
I think you're really wasted.
I thought it was a heart condition.
I thought it was a heart condition.
I thought maybe I could borrow a room?
I thought maybe I could borrow a room?
I thought you said nobody was gonna be here.
I thought you said nobody was gonna be here.
I want my furniture back right now.
I want my furniture back right now.
I was just thinking...
I was just thinking...
I was just wondering.
I was just wondering.
I won't accept any that aren't typed.
I won't accept any that aren't typed.
I won't! I won't!
I won't! I won't!
I, uh... Heh.
I, uh... Heh.
I... I don't think so.
I... I don't think so.
I... I'm just kidding.
I... I'm just kidding.
I... I'm sorry.
I... I'm sorry.
I'd put all the Chinese things together, and the Greek on a separate shelf.
I'd put all the Chinese things together, and the Greek on a separate shelf.
I'd really like that.
I'd really like that.
I'll be out next year.
I'll be out next year.
I'll be quick.
I'll be quick.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll bet your folks are nice.
I'll bet your folks are nice.
I'll go call him. Joel.
I'll go call him. Joel.
I'll make my own calls, thank you.
I'll make my own calls, thank you.
I'll never get into Princeton.
I'll never get into Princeton.
I'll see you around.
I'll see you around.
I'll spot you the three.
I'll spot you the three.
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'm a nice guy, and I'd like to meet you tonight.
I'm a nice guy, and I'd like to meet you tonight.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm calling.
I'm calling.
I'm getting out of here, Barry.
I'm getting out of here, Barry.
I'm gonna get going, you know, or I'll miss the party.
I'm gonna get going, you know, or I'll miss the party.
I'm gonna get it back, is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna get it back, is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna kill Miles.
I'm gonna kill Miles.
I'm learning, Mom. Okay, good.
I'm learning, Mom. Okay, good.
I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there.
I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there.
I'm not my brother.
I'm not my brother.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm playing cards, Joel.
I'm playing cards, Joel.
I'm positive.
I'm positive.
I'm really not enjoying this.
I'm really not enjoying this.
I'm really trying to be friends with you...
I'm really trying to be friends with you...
I'm really trying to be friends with you...
I'm really trying to be friends with you...
I'm sorry, I am very disappointed in you.
I'm sorry, I am very disappointed in you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure I said the 5th.
I'm sure I said the 5th.
I'm sure you've all read chapters six through eight by now...
I'm sure you've all read chapters six through eight by now...
I'm waiting for Glenn.
I'm waiting for Glenn.
I'm... Look, I'm sorry about the misunderstanding.
I'm... Look, I'm sorry about the misunderstanding.
I've got a brother.
I've got a brother.
I've got a cousin who went into dermatology.
I've got a cousin who went into dermatology.
I've got a lot of work to do.
I've got a lot of work to do.
I've got two minutes to take the whole test.
I've got two minutes to take the whole test.
I've just made a terrible mistake.
I've just made a terrible mistake.
If I can get my stuff back, I can get the egg.
If I can get my stuff back, I can get the egg.
If I don't get this stuff back...
If I don't get this stuff back...
If I had any self respect...
If I had any self respect...
If you can't say it...
If you can't say it...
If you can't say it...
If you can't say it...
If you can't use it properly, you're not to use it at all.
If you can't use it properly, you're not to use it at all.
If you just let me explain, if you just listen to me...
If you just let me explain, if you just listen to me...
If you read me, grunt twice.
If you read me, grunt twice.
If you wanted to, could you take them over again?
If you wanted to, could you take them over again?
In a sluggish economy, never, ever fuck with another man's livelihood.
In a sluggish economy, never, ever fuck with another man's livelihood.
In the house?
In the house?
In the privacy of your own home.
In the privacy of your own home.
Inside.
Inside.
Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'.
Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'.
Is Howie Rifkin here?
Is Howie Rifkin here?
Is she there?
Is she there?
Is there any company that doesn't have a product in production?
Is there any company that doesn't have a product in production?
Is there something I can help you with?
Is there something I can help you with?
Is this the way I left the equalizer?
Is this the way I left the equalizer?
Is this your car?
Is this your car?
It could've worked out.
It could've worked out.
It just wasn't the girl, it was my father's car.
It just wasn't the girl, it was my father's car.
It was great the way her mind worked:
It was great the way her mind worked:
It'll wreck my whole grade point average.
It'll wreck my whole grade point average.
It's a bargain, Joel.
It's a bargain, Joel.
It's a workshop...
It's a workshop...
It's fabulous.
It's fabulous.
It's in your cosmetic case.
It's in your cosmetic case.
It's just that my mind keeps working all the time.
It's just that my mind keeps working all the time.
It's my understanding, Joel, that you would like to attend Princeton.
It's my understanding, Joel, that you would like to attend Princeton.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's really, uh, quite competitive.
It's really, uh, quite competitive.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
It's what every white boy off the lake wants.
It's what every white boy off the lake wants.
It's what you want.
It's what you want.
Jesus, she's fantastic.
Jesus, she's fantastic.
Joel stepped out for a moment. Um...
Joel stepped out for a moment. Um...
Joel, are you there?
Joel, are you there?
Joel, be a courageous person. Open the door.
Joel, be a courageous person. Open the door.
Joel, did you get your SAT scores yesterday?
Joel, did you get your SAT scores yesterday?
Joel, did you get your SAT scores yesterday?
Joel, did you get your SAT scores yesterday?
Joel, do you like music?
Joel, do you like music?
Joel, go to school. Go learn something.
Joel, go to school. Go learn something.
Joel, how can you miss?
Joel, how can you miss?
Joel, I spoke to Bill Rutherford.
Joel, I spoke to Bill Rutherford.
Joel, I want to show you something.
Joel, I want to show you something.
Joel, I'm going to give you a number.
Joel, I'm going to give you a number.
Joel, the house is surrounded.
Joel, the house is surrounded.
Joel, you wanna know something?
Joel, you wanna know something?
Joel!
Joel!
Joel!
Joel!
Joel!
Joel!
Joel?
Joel?
Joel?
Joel?
Joel?
Joel?
Joel.
Joel.
Joel.
Joel.
Joel.
Joel.
Joel. Joel. Somebody at the front door for you.
Joel. Joel. Somebody at the front door for you.
Joel...
Joel...
Just as long as we understand each other.
Just as long as we understand each other.
Just get off the babysitter.
Just get off the babysitter.
Just get over here!
Just get over here!
Just help me with the production.
Just help me with the production.
Just leave. I mean it.
Just leave. I mean it.
Just leave. Please.
Just leave. Please.
Just this shameless pursuit of immediate material gratification.
Just this shameless pursuit of immediate material gratification.
Just use your best judgment. We trust you.
Just use your best judgment. We trust you.
Just, uh, checking in to say hello, see how you're doing...
Just, uh, checking in to say hello, see how you're doing...
Kicked him out of Future Enterprisers too.
Kicked him out of Future Enterprisers too.
Lab reports should be on my desk by tomorrow afternoon.
Lab reports should be on my desk by tomorrow afternoon.
Lana did production.
Lana did production.
Lana was hungry. She wanted to go out for a bite.
Lana was hungry. She wanted to go out for a bite.
Lana, look...
Lana, look...
Lana! Get...
Lana! Get...
Lana?
Lana?
Leave your name and number, I'll get back to you.
Leave your name and number, I'll get back to you.
Let me put it this way:
Let me put it this way:
Let's go make love on a real train.
Let's go make love on a real train.
Let's say a call comes in. It's for your mom.
Let's say a call comes in. It's for your mom.
Let's take a look at what we have, shall we?
Let's take a look at what we have, shall we?
Let's talk.
Let's talk.
Listen, I wanna know who took my stuff.
Listen, I wanna know who took my stuff.
Listen, maybe we don't work for you anymore.
Listen, maybe we don't work for you anymore.
Listen, you goddamn punk...
Listen, you goddamn punk...
Lock the door when you leave, okay, Glenn?
Lock the door when you leave, okay, Glenn?
Look, I want my egg back.
Look, I want my egg back.
Look, I'm really sorry.
Look, I'm really sorry.
Look, I'm really...
Look, I'm really...
Look, I'm really...
Look, I'm really...
Look, if you don't wanna talk...
Look, if you don't wanna talk...
Look, if you'd just stop and listen to me, just for a minute...
Look, if you'd just stop and listen to me, just for a minute...
Look, Joel, you look like a smart kid...
Look, Joel, you look like a smart kid...
Look, just give me a break.
Look, just give me a break.
Look, look at it this way: you're making some good money.
Look, look at it this way: you're making some good money.
Look, we're not exactly ripping you off or anything.
Look, we're not exactly ripping you off or anything.
Look, will you m...?
Look, will you m...?
Look, you've really got to help me.
Look, you've really got to help me.
Look...
Look...
Looks like University of Illinois.
Looks like University of Illinois.
Make a lot of money.
Make a lot of money.
Make money.
Make money.
Make some money. Be a Little Enterpriser.
Make some money. Be a Little Enterpriser.
Make your move.
Make your move.
Math: 597, Verbal: 560.
Math: 597, Verbal: 560.
May I see your pass, please?
May I see your pass, please?
Maybe $6.
Maybe $6.
Maybe going out and getting some ice cream or something like that?
Maybe going out and getting some ice cream or something like that?
Maybe we work for Joel now.
Maybe we work for Joel now.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Me, I don't want to make a mistake, jeopardize my future.
Me, I don't want to make a mistake, jeopardize my future.
Miles.
Miles.
Mom, Dad.
Mom, Dad.
Mom, maybe it was there before.
Mom, maybe it was there before.
Moron.
Moron.
Movies. Any movies?
Movies. Any movies?
My father.
My father.
My folks', actually.
My folks', actually.
My house, my rules.
My house, my rules.
My life is ruined.
My life is ruined.
My manager.
My manager.
My name is Evonne Williams. We sell decorative planters for $ 7.
My name is Evonne Williams. We sell decorative planters for $ 7.
My name is Joel Goodsen.
My name is Joel Goodsen.
My name is Russell Bitterman, from Wheaton High.
My name is Russell Bitterman, from Wheaton High.
My parents will be back in two hours, and they took fucking everything.
My parents will be back in two hours, and they took fucking everything.
Nice service.
Nice service.
Nice to meet you, Jackie. I'm not Joel.
Nice to meet you, Jackie. I'm not Joel.
No guts, Goodsen.
No guts, Goodsen.
No, but we, uh...
No, but we, uh...
No, he's still here. He's talking to some of the girls.
No, he's still here. He's talking to some of the girls.
No, I don't believe I am.
No, I don't believe I am.
No, I wanna talk. I really wanna talk to you.
No, I wanna talk. I really wanna talk to you.
No, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
No, I've, you know, gotta go to school.
No, I've, you know, gotta go to school.
No, Joel, I'm not kidding.
No, Joel, I'm not kidding.
No, uh, you said the 6th. I wrote it down.
No, uh, you said the 6th. I wrote it down.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Do we understand each other?
No. Do we understand each other?
No. I do not believe so.
No. I do not believe so.
No. I don't think so.
No. I don't think so.
No. Not really.
No. Not really.
No. Please stop.
No. Please stop.
No...
No...
Nobody owns me.
Nobody owns me.
Nothing I can do about it. It just keeps working and working.
Nothing I can do about it. It just keeps working and working.
Nothing. I met her. She's nice.
Nothing. I met her. She's nice.
Now give me the number so I can call her back.
Now give me the number so I can call her back.
Now he's gone. Will you take his place?
Now he's gone. Will you take his place?
Now, another call comes in, and this one is for your dad and it's really important.
Now, another call comes in, and this one is for your dad and it's really important.
Now, if you're smart, like I hope you are...
Now, if you're smart, like I hope you are...
Now, remember, we're coming in on United, Flight 162 at 3:30.
Now, remember, we're coming in on United, Flight 162 at 3:30.
Now, try this on for size.
Now, try this on for size.
Now, you listen to me, you little fuck.
Now, you listen to me, you little fuck.
Now, you listen to me.
Now, you listen to me.
Now, you're having fun now, right?
Now, you're having fun now, right?
Oh, come on, Joel.
Oh, come on, Joel.
Oh, God. You locked the door! The keys are inside!
Oh, God. You locked the door! The keys are inside!
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Oh, I took your stuff, Joel, are you kidding?
Oh, I took your stuff, Joel, are you kidding?
Oh, Jesus, Dad.
Oh, Jesus, Dad.
Oh, no, no, no. You listen to me. You...
Oh, no, no, no. You listen to me. You...
Oh, oh! Here's one.
Oh, oh! Here's one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Here he comes.
Oh, shit. Here he comes.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, they're just great.
Oh, they're just great.
Oh, uh...
Oh, uh...
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, yeah, she must be terrified.
Oh, yeah, she must be terrified.
Oh, yeah. Real estate?
Oh, yeah. Real estate?
Oh, you're kidding. Gee, I must have been out back watering.
Oh, you're kidding. Gee, I must have been out back watering.
Oh!
Oh!
Okay for you.
Okay for you.
Okay, here's how it works.
Okay, here's how it works.
Okay, maybe 35.
Okay, maybe 35.
Okay, what do we got? Two hundred, 100?
Okay, what do we got? Two hundred, 100?
Okay, where do you want to go?
Okay, where do you want to go?
Okay!
Okay!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Good.
Okay. Good.
Okay. In the car, all right? It's freezing.
Okay. In the car, all right? It's freezing.
Okay. Uh, Saturday, United, Flight 162, 3:30.
Okay. Uh, Saturday, United, Flight 162, 3:30.
Okay. Uh...
Okay. Uh...
One eighty six in parts, sell it for 9.95 and make a fortune.
One eighty six in parts, sell it for 9.95 and make a fortune.
One night, all right? And then you find another place to stay.
One night, all right? And then you find another place to stay.
Open the door. Are you gonna open the door?
Open the door. Are you gonna open the door?
Opportunity makes your future.
Opportunity makes your future.
Or a pimp?
Or a pimp?
Or do we just wanna make money?
Or do we just wanna make money?
Or was that just bullshit?
Or was that just bullshit?
Our product is a paper towel holder that sells for $8.95.
Our product is a paper towel holder that sells for $8.95.
Pass two to the right, one to the left...
Pass two to the right, one to the left...
People get hurt all the time. It's stupid.
People get hurt all the time. It's stupid.
Phone call for Joel.
Phone call for Joel.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please, Joel, do as they say.
Please, Joel, do as they say.
Please, stop, stop.
Please, stop, stop.
Please, you're not to use my car. You're not insured.
Please, you're not to use my car. You're not insured.
Porsche...
Porsche...
Profit motive.
Profit motive.
Put on your pants, and come out with your hands up.
Put on your pants, and come out with your hands up.
Ralph, can I have the address? It would make things easier.
Ralph, can I have the address? It would make things easier.
Ralph?
Ralph?
Ralph.
Ralph.
Ready?
Ready?
Ride home? With Kessler sitting there on the floor like that, just wanting me?
Ride home? With Kessler sitting there on the floor like that, just wanting me?
Right now.
Right now.
Right, Joel? The time of your life.
Right, Joel? The time of your life.
Right?
Right?
Right. So how is everything else? You got enough money?
Right. So how is everything else? You got enough money?
Rutherford made a couple of new friends.
Rutherford made a couple of new friends.
See you tonight.
See you tonight.
See, we make a product and we, um, try to market it.
See, we make a product and we, um, try to market it.
See... Okay. See you then. Bye, Mom.
See... Okay. See you then. Bye, Mom.
Seems to me if there were any logic to our language...
Seems to me if there were any logic to our language...
Serve my fellow mankind.
Serve my fellow mankind.
Seven eighty, Verbal.
Seven eighty, Verbal.
Seven sixty five, Math.
Seven sixty five, Math.
She knows we're here.
She knows we're here.
She said the 6th.
She said the 6th.
She seemed too big.
She seemed too big.
She slept with Jacobsen.
She slept with Jacobsen.
She told me a lot of things.
She told me a lot of things.
She told me I could make more money in one night than I'd make all year.
She told me I could make more money in one night than I'd make all year.
She told me she'd be my girlfriend.
She told me she'd be my girlfriend.
She wanted to make love on a real train.
She wanted to make love on a real train.
She was babysitting down the street.
She was babysitting down the street.
She won't leave.
She won't leave.
She won't leave.
She won't leave.
She'll be all right. Why don't you put in a little yard work?
She'll be all right. Why don't you put in a little yard work?
She's here.
She's here.
She's still here?
She's still here?
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. They trashed his whole record.
Shit. They trashed his whole record.
Shithead!
Shithead!
Shithead.
Shithead.
Shoot us all? Stupid!
Shoot us all? Stupid!
So how are they?
So how are they?
So how we doing?
So how we doing?
So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff.
So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff.
So I was thinking...
So I was thinking...
So I went over there.
So I went over there.
So now I'm getting enthusiastic about this dream.
So now I'm getting enthusiastic about this dream.
So she plops down right on the kitchen floor...
So she plops down right on the kitchen floor...
So you were telling me about Guido.
So you were telling me about Guido.
So, uh...
So, uh...
So, uh...
So, uh...
So, what happened?
So, what happened?
Some glass, artsy fartsy thing.
Some glass, artsy fartsy thing.
Some of your friends are looking for you.
Some of your friends are looking for you.
Someday, you'll thank me for this.
Someday, you'll thank me for this.
Something unpleasant?
Something unpleasant?
Sounded like a party.
Sounded like a party.
Stacey?
Stacey?
Start driving, now.
Start driving, now.
Student Council: two years."
Student Council: two years."
Succinct, to the point, down to business. What do you say?
Succinct, to the point, down to business. What do you say?
Sure, go ahead. Take my room.
Sure, go ahead. Take my room.
Sure, I'll pay for it.
Sure, I'll pay for it.
Suspension, five days.
Suspension, five days.
Sweetheart, I said the 5th.
Sweetheart, I said the 5th.
Talking?
Talking?
Taxi!
Taxi!
Tell me you didn't do anything with her.
Tell me you didn't do anything with her.
Term papers are due on Friday.
Term papers are due on Friday.
Thank you for breakfast. It was really good.
Thank you for breakfast. It was really good.
Thank you, Joel.
Thank you, Joel.
Thank you, you're very kind.
Thank you, you're very kind.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That should never stop you.
That should never stop you.
That was just bullshit, Joel.
That was just bullshit, Joel.
That way, you see, I can call a cab.
That way, you see, I can call a cab.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
That's easy for you to say.
That's easy for you to say.
That's her.
That's her.
That's it, Joel?
That's it, Joel?
That's it, you got everything.
That's it, you got everything.
That's it?
That's it?
That's right, with Kessler.
That's right, with Kessler.
That's unbelievable.
That's unbelievable.
The "Memo Minder."
The "Memo Minder."
The blue dress. Those legs.
The blue dress. Those legs.
The door is open, so I go inside.
The door is open, so I go inside.
The evening worked out well. We had good cash flow.
The evening worked out well. We had good cash flow.
The problem is, I owe him for some clothes and hospital bills...
The problem is, I owe him for some clothes and hospital bills...
The thing is...
The thing is...
Then I give her:
Then I give her:
Then who you work for, huh?
Then who you work for, huh?
Then...
Then...
There is a crack in the egg. A small crack, inside the egg.
There is a crack in the egg. A small crack, inside the egg.
There's 50 for food, which should be more than enough...
There's 50 for food, which should be more than enough...
There's a crack in it.
There's a crack in it.
There's little doubt that my M.B.A. prepared me very well...
There's little doubt that my M.B.A. prepared me very well...
There's no number.
There's no number.
There's nothing wrong with having friends over.
There's nothing wrong with having friends over.
They come right to your house.
They come right to your house.
They count for 50 percent of this semester's grades...
They count for 50 percent of this semester's grades...
They look for that sort of thing.
They look for that sort of thing.
They took everything. This is unbelievable.
They took everything. This is unbelievable.
They're very good talkers.
They're very good talkers.
This guy, uh, Guido...
This guy, uh, Guido...
This incredible girl.
This incredible girl.
This is beautiful equipment.
This is beautiful equipment.
This is definitely not wasted.
This is definitely not wasted.
This is getting boring.
This is getting boring.
This is my friend, Miles.
This is my friend, Miles.
This is not "unexcused."
This is not "unexcused."
This is not some toy for you and your friends.
This is not some toy for you and your friends.
This is not wasted, Barry.
This is not wasted, Barry.
This is really annoying.
This is really annoying.
This is so damned irresponsible of you.
This is so damned irresponsible of you.
This is the one.
This is the one.
This was a great idea, Joel. Where else can you get a hot chocolate for $4?
This was a great idea, Joel. Where else can you get a hot chocolate for $4?
This... girl.
This... girl.
Three movies.
Three movies.
Time of your life, huh, kid?
Time of your life, huh, kid?
To Joel.
To Joel.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Totals. Look it. You got... Hold on.
Totals. Look it. You got... Hold on.
Turns out he interviews for Princeton.
Turns out he interviews for Princeton.
Turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath...
Turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath...
Twenty dollars, Lana?
Twenty dollars, Lana?
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh, again, I'm really sorry.
Uh, again, I'm really sorry.
Uh, can I send it to you?
Uh, can I send it to you?
Uh, I heard your parents were away.
Uh, I heard your parents were away.
Uh, just a couple of friends, Dad.
Uh, just a couple of friends, Dad.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Uh, well, yes, sir, but I was planning on taking those again.
Uh, well, yes, sir, but I was planning on taking those again.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Um, ahem.
Um, ahem.
Um, yes, sir, very much so.
Um, yes, sir, very much so.
Um... What was it?
Um... What was it?
Varsity Track Team, one year.
Varsity Track Team, one year.
Very decent of you.
Very decent of you.
Wait a minute. Uh, let me write this down.
Wait a minute. Uh, let me write this down.
Wanna take a walk?
Wanna take a walk?
Warm enough?
Warm enough?
Was it something I said?
Was it something I said?
Was our night together...
Was our night together...
We are nearing the information age...
We are nearing the information age...
We don't have anywhere to go.
We don't have anywhere to go.
We get in touch with Tandy, we'll have a place.
We get in touch with Tandy, we'll have a place.
We know that.
We know that.
We made a profit of $500 last semester.
We made a profit of $500 last semester.
We made Barry our treasurer.
We made Barry our treasurer.
We need the room.
We need the room.
We will, honey. You too. Mwah.
We will, honey. You too. Mwah.
We'll get another one. Joel will pay for it.
We'll get another one. Joel will pay for it.
We're falling behind. You haven't been helping.
We're falling behind. You haven't been helping.
Well, do I?
Well, do I?
Well, fine.
Well, fine.
Well, how did you do?
Well, how did you do?
Well, how much do you have?
Well, how much do you have?
Well, I can't do it right now. I've got a trig. midterm tomorrow.
Well, I can't do it right now. I've got a trig. midterm tomorrow.
Well, it's just because, you know, I don't have that much here in the house.
Well, it's just because, you know, I don't have that much here in the house.
Well, Joel...
Well, Joel...
Well, now, that's quick, Joel.
Well, now, that's quick, Joel.
Well, um, Barry is here and we're working.
Well, um, Barry is here and we're working.
Well, what are you gonna do?
Well, what are you gonna do?
Well, you're lucky in one respect.
Well, you're lucky in one respect.
Well...
Well...
What a capitalist.
What a capitalist.
What about Barry?
What about Barry?
What about this?
What about this?
What about you, Joel?
What about you, Joel?
What am I, stupid?
What am I, stupid?
What are we gonna do about this?
What are we gonna do about this?
What are we gonna do about this?
What are we gonna do about this?
What are you doing here?"
What are you doing here?"
What are you gonna do, huh?
What are you gonna do, huh?
What are you studying?
What are you studying?
What are you talking...?
What are you talking...?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What did he get?
What did he get?
What did that cost you?
What did that cost you?
What did you do?
What did you do?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you say, uh, 300 bucks...
What do you say, uh, 300 bucks...
What do you think I did?
What do you think I did?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you want me to tell them?
What do you want me to tell them?
What does he do?
What does he do?
What else can you ask for?
What else can you ask for?
What else do you wanna know?
What else do you wanna know?
What else?
What else?
What happened to my egg?
What happened to my egg?
What happened?
What happened?
What if I had a bond in the bank?
What if I had a bond in the bank?
What if I said I'd be your girlfriend the next couple of days?
What if I said I'd be your girlfriend the next couple of days?
What number?
What number?
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
What the hell? Ha!
What the hell? Ha!
What time have you got?
What time have you got?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What...? What about my mother's egg?
What...? What about my mother's egg?
What's he gonna do about the car?
What's he gonna do about the car?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
When you buy a TV, you don't buy Sony if you want RCA.
When you buy a TV, you don't buy Sony if you want RCA.
Where are you going? Lana! Get out, or I'll kill you!
Where are you going? Lana! Get out, or I'll kill you!
Where did he get that kind of change?
Where did he get that kind of change?
Where do you live?
Where do you live?
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where?
Where?
Which places you in the 84th percentile. Correct?
Which places you in the 84th percentile. Correct?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who was I to say no?
Who was I to say no?
Who was that guy?
Who was that guy?
Who, Lana?
Who, Lana?
Who, that manager guy?
Who, that manager guy?
Who's the U boat commander?
Who's the U boat commander?
Why don't you try it, Barry? You got the experience.
Why don't you try it, Barry? You got the experience.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why? Why won't you listen to me?
Why? Why won't you listen to me?
Write the message down there, hit position two. Boop.
Write the message down there, hit position two. Boop.
Yeah, I live here, remember?
Yeah, I live here, remember?
Yeah, I swear.
Yeah, I swear.
Yeah, I, uh...
Yeah, I, uh...
Yeah, well, I quit Guido.
Yeah, well, I quit Guido.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? How about Aunt Tudi?
Yeah? How about Aunt Tudi?
Yeah? Like who?
Yeah? Like who?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. All the time.
Yeah. All the time.
Yeah. Ha.
Yeah. Ha.
Yeah. Only when it came down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Yeah. Only when it came down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Yeah. You're right.
Yeah. You're right.
Yes, I know.
Yes, I know.
Yes, she is here, and she is waiting for you.
Yes, she is here, and she is waiting for you.
Yes, we understand each other.
Yes, we understand each other.
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes? No? Maybe?
Yes? No? Maybe?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You always been this quick, or is this something new?
You always been this quick, or is this something new?
You ask for Lana.
You ask for Lana.
You did it with her, didn't you, Glenn?
You did it with her, didn't you, Glenn?
You don't believe me, do you?
You don't believe me, do you?
You don't only take my two best girls, right?
You don't only take my two best girls, right?
You go downtown anywhere, it would cost you double that.
You go downtown anywhere, it would cost you double that.
You gonna open the door or what?
You gonna open the door or what?
You got that? No future.
You got that? No future.
You guys go ahead without me.
You guys go ahead without me.
You have any brothers and sisters?
You have any brothers and sisters?
You Joel? Nice place you got here.
You Joel? Nice place you got here.
You know how it is.
You know how it is.
You know we trust you.
You know we trust you.
You know what a Harvard M.B.A. makes, first year?
You know what a Harvard M.B.A. makes, first year?
You know what he said afterwards?
You know what he said afterwards?
You know what I think?
You know what I think?
You know what you did to me last night?
You know what you did to me last night?
You know why?
You know why?
You know, Bill...
You know, Bill...
You know, I don't think I'm going to say, "What the fuck" anymore.
You know, I don't think I'm going to say, "What the fuck" anymore.
You know, I don't think I'm going to say, "What the fuck" anymore.
You know, I don't think I'm going to say, "What the fuck" anymore.
You know, if I come back here and I find anything missing...
You know, if I come back here and I find anything missing...
You know, you shouldn't drive like that.
You know, you shouldn't drive like that.
You mean, when we, you know, got back here?
You mean, when we, you know, got back here?
You okay?
You okay?
You people have a lot of bonds.
You people have a lot of bonds.
You see, uh...
You see, uh...
You sure on this?
You sure on this?
You wanna come?
You wanna come?
You wanna do that?
You wanna do that?
You want an aspirin?
You want an aspirin?
You want me to do you a favor?
You want me to do you a favor?
You were so right.
You were so right.
You won't let me stay?
You won't let me stay?
You write the message down here, hit the switch...
You write the message down here, hit the switch...
You'd better not mention me, Miles.
You'd better not mention me, Miles.
You're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
You're as good as in.
You're as good as in.
You're calling?
You're calling?
You're gonna get your ass kicked if he misses it, so, what do you do?
You're gonna get your ass kicked if he misses it, so, what do you do?
You're good for it, right?
You're good for it, right?
You're home.
You're home.
You're kidding.
You're kidding.
You're kidding.
You're kidding.
You're not coming?
You're not coming?
You're providing your friends with an invaluable service.
You're providing your friends with an invaluable service.
You're right. You are absolutely right to respond this way. I, uh...
You're right. You are absolutely right to respond this way. I, uh...
You're starting to give me a stomachache.
You're starting to give me a stomachache.
You're sure you didn't do anything with her?
You're sure you didn't do anything with her?
You're the house.
You're the house.
You're the one who's going to college, you figure it out.
You're the one who's going to college, you figure it out.
You've done some solid work here...
You've done some solid work here...
You've done the old man's car bit. That's a good start.
You've done the old man's car bit. That's a good start.
You've got the place all to yourself?
You've got the place all to yourself?
You've made me very proud.
You've made me very proud.
Your class rank: 52.
Your class rank: 52.
Your dad own a gun?
Your dad own a gun?
Yup. Flog the bishop.
Yup. Flog the bishop.
345...
345...
555 4875."
555 4875."
there's no number.
there's no number.
..."trust" would be a four letter word. I can't wait to see you.
..."trust" would be a four letter word. I can't wait to see you.
...he's a manager? That's right.
...he's a manager? That's right.
...my mother's clothing. What's wrong?
...my mother's clothing. What's wrong?
...so make sure they're in on time. Oh, damn it!
...so make sure they're in on time. Oh, damn it!
About 30. With tip?
About 30. With tip?
And your time? My time, my effort...
And your time? My time, my effort...
Are you going to help? Sure. When?
Are you going to help? Sure. When?
Barry? What?
Barry? What?
Boss. Um...
Boss. Um...
Can we get through this, please? One twenty five.
Can we get through this, please? One twenty five.
Can you get him in tonight? Not now, okay?
Can you get him in tonight? Not now, okay?
Come on, Glenn. Sure. Here, use mine.
Come on, Glenn. Sure. Here, use mine.
Come on, let's go. Did I hear others there?
Come on, let's go. Did I hear others there?
Come on. Just let me talk to you.
Come on. Just let me talk to you.
Could you just talk to them, okay? All right.
Could you just talk to them, okay? All right.
Dad, want me to start your car? The car will be fine.
Dad, want me to start your car? The car will be fine.
Dad? Who answered the phone?
Dad? Who answered the phone?
Did I say you owe me anything? No.
Did I say you owe me anything? No.
Did you try her again? She's still out.
Did you try her again? She's still out.
Don't let me do anything stupid. Don't worry.
Don't let me do anything stupid. Don't worry.
Excuse me. Some of the girls are wearing...
Excuse me. Some of the girls are wearing...
Get off the car! Start driving!
Get off the car! Start driving!
Get out of the car! Joel, better get moving.
Get out of the car! Joel, better get moving.
Get out. I want my egg back.
Get out. I want my egg back.
Glenn, can I borrow your bike? Jesus!
Glenn, can I borrow your bike? Jesus!
Good. Really.
Good. Really.
Great. Thanks, Joel.
Great. Thanks, Joel.
He did? Yes.
He did? Yes.
He knows too. Okay.
He knows too. Okay.
He wanted to meet her. What is this?
He wanted to meet her. What is this?
He's got a girl there. So?
He's got a girl there. So?
He's gotta be back by 1 2:00. All right, later, guys.
He's gotta be back by 1 2:00. All right, later, guys.
Her clothes were drying upstairs. That could happen.
Her clothes were drying upstairs. That could happen.
Here. You're on, honey.
Here. You're on, honey.
Here. Catch. Oh, God.
Here. Catch. Oh, God.
Hey, get in the car. Cut it out. No. No.
Hey, get in the car. Cut it out. No. No.
Hey, how are you guys doing? Good.
Hey, how are you guys doing? Good.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. This way...
Hey. This way...
Hi, Joel. Hey, Miles, what's going on?
Hi, Joel. Hey, Miles, what's going on?
Hi. Hello.
Hi. Hello.
Hi. Hi, Glenn. What's up?
Hi. Hi, Glenn. What's up?
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. They stole the goddamn house, Lana.
Hi. They stole the goddamn house, Lana.
How the hell...? It's so stupid. Tell your mother it broke!
How the hell...? It's so stupid. Tell your mother it broke!
I believe we had an interview scheduled. Yes, sir. Of course.
I believe we had an interview scheduled. Yes, sir. Of course.
I don't know. You don't know?
I don't know. You don't know?
I guess so. Great.
I guess so. Great.
I have a bond at the bank I could cash... I'm not real good at waiting for people.
I have a bond at the bank I could cash... I'm not real good at waiting for people.
I thought it was something else. Ha ha ha!
I thought it was something else. Ha ha ha!
I'm a little wasted. Yeah, I know.
I'm a little wasted. Yeah, I know.
I'm okay. Where are the girls? Inside?
I'm okay. Where are the girls? Inside?
I'm surprised you listened to me. Jerk.
I'm surprised you listened to me. Jerk.
I'm telling you. What did you say?
I'm telling you. What did you say?
I'm telling you... Miles.
I'm telling you... Miles.
I've only got $40. I know, I know. Uh...
I've only got $40. I know, I know. Uh...
If this is in any way inconvenient for... No, sir. It's fine.
If this is in any way inconvenient for... No, sir. It's fine.
Joel! Joel!
Joel! Joel!
Joel? Honey.
Joel? Honey.
Joel? Yeah, Mom?
Joel? Yeah, Mom?
Just a friend, Dad. Do I know her?
Just a friend, Dad. Do I know her?
Just don't tell anyone. I won't.
Just don't tell anyone. I won't.
Just for squeezing zits? Ha, ha!
Just for squeezing zits? Ha, ha!
Just make money. Yeah.
Just make money. Yeah.
Look, shut your mouth. No.
Look, shut your mouth. No.
Look... Here.
Look... Here.
Miles. Be right there.
Miles. Be right there.
No. No.
No. No.
No. Ask me anything. I don't think you wanna talk. It's okay.
No. Ask me anything. I don't think you wanna talk. It's okay.
None of my specialties. Gonna have to check that out.
None of my specialties. Gonna have to check that out.
Now. Let's go. Open the door. Lana.
Now. Let's go. Open the door. Lana.
Oh, please. Ha ha ha!
Oh, please. Ha ha ha!
Oh, yeah? Okay, fine. Yeah. Right.
Oh, yeah? Okay, fine. Yeah. Right.
Okay. Joel?
Okay. Joel?
Ooh. Ha, ha.
Ooh. Ha, ha.
Parking? I park on the street.
Parking? I park on the street.
Please. I'll be out in a sec.
Please. I'll be out in a sec.
Really cute, Miles. Thank you.
Really cute, Miles. Thank you.
Reed & Barton. Um...
Reed & Barton. Um...
Right. I disagree.
Right. I disagree.
She said that? Ha, ha.
She said that? Ha, ha.
Something must have happened. Excuse me.
Something must have happened. Excuse me.
Sublime breasts. Sublime breasts.
Sublime breasts. Sublime breasts.
Sublime breasts. They're what kind of breasts?
Sublime breasts. They're what kind of breasts?
Thank you. Seventy five dollars.
Thank you. Seventy five dollars.
That was really cute. Ha ha ha.
That was really cute. Ha ha ha.
That's good. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's good. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's possible. Tell me about it, tell me about it.
That's possible. Tell me about it, tell me about it.
That's what you guys think, right? Yeah.
That's what you guys think, right? Yeah.
Then you'll leave? And then we'll leave.
Then you'll leave? And then we'll leave.
They took... I'm not here right now.
They took... I'm not here right now.
Twenty dollars. Roughly.
Twenty dollars. Roughly.
Use the station wagon. Use my car, honey.
Use the station wagon. Use my car, honey.
Well, can I send it to you? Can you send it to me?
Well, can I send it to you? Can you send it to me?
Well, I was here. We called from the airport.
Well, I was here. We called from the airport.
What are you doing? I was inside.
What are you doing? I was inside.
What do you got left, Joel? Forty dollars.
What do you got left, Joel? Forty dollars.
What do you think, Vic? He's only got 40.
What do you think, Vic? He's only got 40.
What is this for? Fifty goes to the house.
What is this for? Fifty goes to the house.
What? Get our friends together...
What? Get our friends together...
What? I think I can take him.
What? I think I can take him.
What's wrong? My egg is ruined.
What's wrong? My egg is ruined.
When do I get it back? Start driving.
When do I get it back? Start driving.
Where you going to school next year? Wisconsin.
Where you going to school next year? Wisconsin.
Where's Lana? Den.
Where's Lana? Den.
Where's Lana? Maybe she's on the choo choo.
Where's Lana? Maybe she's on the choo choo.
Who? If you don't work for me? Who?
Who? If you don't work for me? Who?
Who's Vicki? Owe you one. Ha ha ha!
Who's Vicki? Owe you one. Ha ha ha!
Why don't you start the car? I'm not gonna hurt you.
Why don't you start the car? I'm not gonna hurt you.
Why? Because he boffed Hendricks last week.
Why? Because he boffed Hendricks last week.
Yeah, Lana. No.
Yeah, Lana. No.
Yeah, take it easy, man. Glenn.
Yeah, take it easy, man. Glenn.
You got it, all right? Just start driving. When?
You got it, all right? Just start driving. When?
You having a good time? Yeah.
You having a good time? Yeah.
You know how you humil... I don't care.
You know how you humil... I don't care.
You know, something for your mom? Should fit her okay.
You know, something for your mom? Should fit her okay.
You okay, Joel? Yeah.
You okay, Joel? Yeah.
You wanted to be the production exec. Bullshit.
You wanted to be the production exec. Bullshit.
Your folks, huh? Mm hm.
Your folks, huh? Mm hm.
...
...
...amps, speakers, the works?
...amps, speakers, the works?
...and accidentally hit the shower thing.
...and accidentally hit the shower thing.
...and I find myself in a room full of kids taking their College Boards.
...and I find myself in a room full of kids taking their College Boards.
...and take some chances?
...and take some chances?
...and, uh, give you our flight information.
...and, uh, give you our flight information.
...another 50 for emergencies, and an extra 25 just in case.
...another 50 for emergencies, and an extra 25 just in case.
...because she doesn't live there...
...because she doesn't live there...
...busting my butt in this shit hole.
...busting my butt in this shit hole.
...but I'd appreciate it if you'd stop laying judgments on me...
...but I'd appreciate it if you'd stop laying judgments on me...
...but it's a dream, so I go with it.
...but it's a dream, so I go with it.
...but it's not quite Ivy League, now, is it?
...but it's not quite Ivy League, now, is it?
...but you gotta call me right away. I'm at the house: KL5 2 1 2 1.
...but you gotta call me right away. I'm at the house: KL5 2 1 2 1.
...call.
...call.
...darling, as far as the house is concerned, just use your best judgment.
...darling, as far as the house is concerned, just use your best judgment.
...do you have something to tell me?
...do you have something to tell me?
...for Vicki and Guido?
...for Vicki and Guido?
...get to compete with other student companies.
...get to compete with other student companies.
...I don't have to pay for it.
...I don't have to pay for it.
...I don't think so.
...I don't think so.
...I had to get it fixed.
...I had to get it fixed.
...I'll explain everything.
...I'll explain everything.
...I'm going straight to the police. I'm not joking.
...I'm going straight to the police. I'm not joking.
...I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
...I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
...if we ever got our friends together, we'd make a fortune, you know that?
...if we ever got our friends together, we'd make a fortune, you know that?
...if you wanna call, call for yourself, okay?
...if you wanna call, call for yourself, okay?
...If you write "unexcused," I fail two midterms.
...If you write "unexcused," I fail two midterms.
...it never seems to go as far as you think it will.
...it never seems to go as far as you think it will.
...it would be your legs, your arms, your head!
...it would be your legs, your arms, your head!
...it wouldn't just be the furniture...
...it wouldn't just be the furniture...
...it's your hard earned dollar, am I right?
...it's your hard earned dollar, am I right?
...just a setup...
...just a setup...
...like dog shit.
...like dog shit.
...my infinite patience and understanding.
...my infinite patience and understanding.
...on free enterprise.
...on free enterprise.
...Remson.
...Remson.
...she looks up at me and she says:
...she looks up at me and she says:
...so demand for software is certainly...
...so demand for software is certainly...
...so I go upstairs to see what's what.
...so I go upstairs to see what's what.
...so I'm gonna tell you something which I'm sure you'll understand.
...so I'm gonna tell you something which I'm sure you'll understand.
...the door is locked.
...the door is locked.
...the truth of the matter is, my parents are away and I met this girl...
...the truth of the matter is, my parents are away and I met this girl...
...then you'll understand, Nurse Bolik.
...then you'll understand, Nurse Bolik.
...there is no substitute.
...there is no substitute.
...there's one thing I've learned in all my years.
...there's one thing I've learned in all my years.
...under Mr. Coffee...
...under Mr. Coffee...
...walk like a man.
...walk like a man.
...we make an arrangement, everybody comes out right.
...we make an arrangement, everybody comes out right.
...what happened?
...what happened?
...whatever you wanna do, I mean...
...whatever you wanna do, I mean...
...while you're leaning on your daddy's $40,000 car.
...while you're leaning on your daddy's $40,000 car.
...would you just have a seat in the...?
...would you just have a seat in the...?
...you can't do it.
...you can't do it.
...you can't do it.
...you can't do it.
...you gotta get what you went after in the first place. Know what I'm saying?
...you gotta get what you went after in the first place. Know what I'm saying?
...you'll never have a future. Not if I can help it.
...you'll never have a future. Not if I can help it.
...you're home now.
...you're home now.
...you're not gonna make me come back here.
...you're not gonna make me come back here.
...you've got the light. Okay?
...you've got the light. Okay?
...your stats are very respectable.
...your stats are very respectable.
"Countess Angelique seeks young submissive with large ankles!"
"Countess Angelique seeks young submissive with large ankles!"
"For a good time in the privacy of your own home, call Jackie:
"For a good time in the privacy of your own home, call Jackie:
"I think I'm in the mood."
"I think I'm in the mood."
"I want you to wash my back."
"I want you to wash my back."
"Joel," I say.
"Joel," I say.
"Junior Varsity Tennis Team. Recording Secretary, Spanish Club.
"Junior Varsity Tennis Team. Recording Secretary, Spanish Club.
"My daddy used to spank my bare bottom.
"My daddy used to spank my bare bottom.
"No," she says.
"No," she says.
"Princeton can use a guy like Joel."
"Princeton can use a guy like Joel."
"Princeton can use a guy like Joel"?
"Princeton can use a guy like Joel"?
"Trust."
"Trust."
"Unexcused." See, Nurse Bolik...
"Unexcused." See, Nurse Bolik...
"What are you doing here?"
"What are you doing here?"
"What the fuck" gives you freedom.
"What the fuck" gives you freedom.
"Who's there?" she says.
"Who's there?" she says.
"You want me to go?"
"You want me to go?"
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