Ice Age Collision Course (2016) Edit

A baby!

A ball of fire heading directly towards us?

A chance series of events?

A gloriously orchestrated plan?

A magician never reveals his secrets.

A sneak preview of the asteroid to come.

A space rock. Fresh from the cosmos.

A vast expanse of space and matter.

About moving underground for a while.

Actually, we were just gonna wing it!

Actually, weren't you gonna help me with the thing?

Actually, you don't have all the time in the world.

Ah, my cynical friend.

Ah, women!

Ah!

Ah!

Aha!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! Demon angel!

Ahh! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

All good theories. I'm going to go with the puck.

All I wanted is true love.

All over again.

All right, how about best of three?

All right, kids.

All right, let's go.

All right, mammals. Time to get moving.

All right, Roger. Lead the way.

All rocks tell a tale.

All we need to do is seal the steam vents around it.

ALL: Huh?

ALL: Huh? (SNIFFING) Hold on to your butts!

ALL: Manny! Manny! Manny!

ALL: Surprise!

Allow me.

Am I in heaven?

An asteroid hit.

An asteroid is coming.

An honest living. Stealing.

And absolutely no support system...

And all I've got is my boyish good looks

And all's a lot!

And by the way,

And come this far Oh I never knew I

And come this far Oh I never knew I

And coming up next, mammals.

And dashing and diving and dodging

And do you...

And expert salsa dancer.

And for you, my guru, my rock, my main mammoth...

And garter belts!

And I'm still leaving home.

And if these space rocks are magnetic...

And it's about to happen again.

And it's heading straight for us.

And just listen.

And launch a bunch of rocks into space.

And leave home.

And like my grandfather used to say...

And look what it's doing to the sky.

And looking fabulous!

And meet me on the other side

And now it's time to give it back.

And now, I think I have a fever.

And remember, lift with your legs.

And see what's attracting the asteroid.

And she thinks we're just gonna

And she'll just stay our little girl forever!

And she's in trouble!

And sliding and gliding and staying alive

And smells amazing!

And speaking of weird.

And take half of everything.

And that would be...

And that's how it's done. Hmm.

And the story it tells is very disturbing.

And then she wiggled.

And there's an arsonist on the loose.

And these are a few of the things

And this mariachi band.

And this must be Nectarine.

And this widdle astewoid

And to prove myself to you.

And we were up against volcanoes,

And what about Granny?

And what are you? A professor of logic?

And when I knew you were ready, I let you go.

And with a butt that size,

And you call yourself a professor.

And you found him. Just like I did.

And you, you coconut!

And you'll get married.

And you're the dummy.

And your baby gets sick. What do you do?

ANIMAL: Totally, let's do it!

Anniversary?

Anybody there? Oh!

Are we going to launch these crystals?

Are you crazy? We've only had one date.

Are you kidding? This place is great!

Are you okay? How many tusks do you see?

Are you sure you can't come with us?

Are you, weasel?

As a father, I would work with my worst enemy...

As father meets daughter

As in, not towards Earth.

Attracting the asteroid.

Attracting the asteroid.

Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers.

Aw! I remember when Manny and I used to be like that.

Awesome meeting you guys.

Bad news! Somebody up there doesn't like us.

Bada bing, bada boom!

Because Daddy and his fwiends saved the world.

Because it was slippery?

Because that's not how I want to spend

Because the world is mourning my loss.

Because time till impact is roughly...

Beep, beep, beep.

Before the dinosaurs,

Before they begin.

Before, before

Behold, mammals!

Besides, why take out the weasel

Best present ever.

Blimey!

Boom! Bye bye.

Boom! Bye bye.

BOTH: He sees all.

BOTH: Hey, what's that stink I smell out there? It's Manny!

BOTH: Nice save with the light show.

BOTH: No!

BOTH: Rah rah! Sis boom bah!

BOTH: So do we! (LAUGHING)

BOTH: Ta da!

BOTH: Yeah.

Boy, he really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he?

Boy, Mother Nature sure is in a bad mood lately.

Brilliant. Right this way.

Bring it in, Bro Son. Welcome to the family.

BROOKE: I can't believe it!

BROOKE: Please keep your arms and legs

Brooke!

Buck, wait! It's too dangerous.

BUCK: (LAUGHING) Whoo hoo!

BUCK: (SINGING) And if that pterodactyl don't fly

BUCK: Keep it up, dinos.

BUCK: Mammals, we've made it!

BUCK: Mmm...

BUCK: Steady.

BUCK: Um, a little help.

Buck. Where's Buck?

But allow your spirit to roam free...

But aren't I part of your family?

But billions and billions of years ago...

But how do you tell someone they're doomed?

But I see a sweet guy...

But I want to share everything with you.

But I'm afraid our lives will be over

But I'm getting better, right?

But if we propel this magnetic material

But if we somehow survive

But if you insist, I won't resist

But it makes me happy.

But maybe a little trashy.

But maybe it's the universe telling us we won't.

But my freaky little brother may be right.

But my friends call me Buck.

But some escaped.

But then today, she giggled.

But we both know this is for the best.

But we're kind of in a hurry.

But what about the dino birds?

But what if he can't this time?

But will you be my mate for life?

But you did a great job on the wedding.

But you heard them.

But you just said... (STAMMERS)

But you lit up the sky for me?

But you're marrying our daughter.

But, Dad... (SCREAMS)

Buttercups!

By homicidal 30 foot dino birds...

Bye bye.

Bye, Buck!

Bye, Sidney!

Can you guys deal with this later?

Can't wait to see all those dead relatives I hate.

Careful!

Catching mad air on the half pipe!

Caterpillar!

Change isn't easy, but it's part of life.

Class

Cold, dry, inhospitable to life.

Come on, Bro Dad. Bring it in.

Come on, El, you're not still mad at me, are you?

Come on, Julian. Wanna go?

Come on, kids. Dive!

Come on, let's go!

Come on, Romeo. Walk with me.

Come on! Let's get out of here.

Come on. Let's get you cleaned up.

Come on. We need to take cover.

Come out of their cocoons.

Congratulations, weasel.

Could you help me, please?

Crash and Eddie reporting for duty.

CRASH: It's a beautiful day out here on the ice...

CRASH: Okay, it's our turn.

Crikey!

Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye

Deadly asteroid screaming towards Earth.

Death defying Danger denying

Definitely the eyes.

Definitely the eyes.

Did I hit my head? What's happening here?

Did it work?

Did not see that coming.

Did you know their power grants eternal youth?

Didn't know sucking was a strategy.

DIEGO: Hey, Buck.

DIEGO: I knew it!

DIEGO: Wait a second. (SNIFFS)

DIEGO: You are so funny, J.

Diego?

Dino birds, and the end of the world.

Disgusting! Loved that!

Dismissed

Do we have to steal other creatures' eggs?

Do you hear that?

Do you mind?

Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left?

Do you think they know

Do you think you'll be ready for...

Do you want to know what I love about our family?

Do you...

Does it, you little...

Does Shira ever just giggle?

Does that look like a problem to you?

Doesn't look like a lot of

Don't ever do that again.

Don't give me that look. She said both.

Don't know how we'll go on without you, Buck.

Don't worry, ma'am.

Don't you hurry me.

Doomsday prepping going on in here.

Double time, everyone. We need that big crystal.

Downward Dog!

Dream Weaver

Dream Weaver

Dream!

Earth's most powerful propulsion device

Eddie!

Eh...

Either way, we've been over this, Diego.

Ellie, I... Uh...

Ellie, we've got to get everyone off the volcano.

ELLIE: Incoming!

ELLIE: It was a good one, wasn't it?

ELLIE: It was a good one, wasn't it?

Ellie?

End of the world collision thing?

Even going underground won't save us this time.

Every crystal counts.

Every hundred million years or so,

Everybody make it?

Everybody, jump!

Everyone gets nervous.

Everyone should go. And duck. Possibly cover!

Everyone, try not to create any sort of friction.

Ew! Your breath is awful.

Excellent! And dirty word processed.

Fabulous. Zippity dippity.

Faster, faster!

Father of the bride pays for the wedding.

Feel free to hang or, you know, whatever.

FEMALE GUEST: I feel so bad for Ellie.

Figaro

Finally! We have superpowers!

Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite!

Flowers ain't cheap.

Fly me away to the bright side of the moon

Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!

For all that is precious and dear

For you, my mom in law to be.

Foreboding intruders Have made such a mess

Forget the asteroid.

Found it!

Fountain of Never Getting Old!

FRANCINE: Sidney? Mmm?

Francine.

Franny, we can work this out. Is this about the bikini? Ow!

Franny. Franny, help!

Friction is what now?

From diverting the asteroid...

Fun sucker!

Funky Chicken. Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.

Gimme a hug, Bro Dad!

Give him a chance. Bond with him.

Gladys?

Go help your sister.

Go! I'll lead them away.

Good egg.

Good gravy, Buck. What have you done?

Good news, everyone!

Good thing we're all here to help each other.

Goodbye, sweetie.

Gotta do the thing.

Grab every crystal you can find.

Grampy was a confused and angry weasel.

Granny, come on! Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

GRANNY: Hello? Angel?

GRANNY: I'm in here, too.

Granny!

Granny? Granny?

Granny's alive!

Great!

Greetings, mammals!

Ha!

Happy Anniversary, honey!

Happy?

Has a skinned knee and a stuffy nose.

Hasta manana, J man.

Have a good night. And leave right now!

Have pummeled the earth in the same spot.

Have you told them about our decision yet?

Have you tried the shrimp?

He didn't forget.

He fakes knowing how to play.

He fakes right. He fakes left.

He forgot!

He is here. Talking to you.

He is our everything.

He knows all.

He knows the cosmos.

He meant well.

He.

He'd be the best one.

He's a good kid, Manny. I like his philosophy.

He's a raving loon!

He's going to need two eye patches.

He's gone.

He's right.

He's stumped. (LAUGHS)

Heave! ALL: Ho!

Heave! ALL: Ho!

Hello, handsome.

Hello!

Hello?

Helping?

Here he is.

Here you are, my lady.

Here.

Here's my bill. What?

Hey, Bro Kid.

Hey, come on!

Hey, don't cry.

Hey, Fuzzball...

Hey, hey. It's Manny!

Hey, hey. Right.

Hey, I know this is going to sound super forward...

Hey, it sounds like it's slowing down.

Hey, look! I found another one.

Hey, Peaches!

Hey, that wasn't there before.

Hey, we're going to stop this thing

Hey, what's gotten into you?

Hey, zapheads!

Hey! (MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey! Easy there, Llama!

Hey! Why don't you go do a guy thing?

Hey! Yours is attracted to me.

Hi, Buck!

Hi, kids!

Hi! (CHUCKLES)

Hi. (SCREAMING)

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Kind of chilly.

Hmm. What's all that flash and dazzle about?

Hmm...

Hmm...

Hold on.

Holy snowballs! It's freezing up here.

Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.

Honey, I scored! Did you see me?

Hors d'oeuvres?

Hot tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter.

How about a game before bedtime?

How about another hand for Ellie?

How are we supposed to change

How are you going to handle all this without our help?

How can he tell it's a she?

How can we think about our future

How can we think about our future

How is this clingy? (GRUNTS)

How many eggs did you poach, little brother?

How scary?

How stupid can you be?

How you doing?

How you snuck into this family.

How'd you do it?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Ah!

Huh? What's wrong?

Huh? You don't look a day over 275.

Hurry, Granny.

I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie.

I always knew it would take someone very special

I am a rabid beast who gives rabies to babies.

I am deeply honored.

I am over 400 years old. Mmm hmm.

I am the pint sized protector Of this lost world

I believe we can reach the morning light

I believe we can reach the morning light

I believe you can get me through the night

I believe you can get me through the night

I believe you can get me through the night

I better take you to him.

I can do the thing.

I can feel your heart beating.

I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice...

I can't believe he pulled it off!

I can't believe it.

I can't go. How can I go?

I can't! A ring?

I can't. You're too clingy.

I didn't know it was poison ivy.

I didn't mean to do it.

I do like Julian.

I do.

I don't get 'em. (WHISTLES)

I don't know what that is. Hmm.

I don't know what to believe.

I don't know. I don't know! What am I gonna do?

I don't think so. Manny!

I don't wanna leave you guys.

I don't? I'll see you later.

I even smiled this time.

I got you. Don't worry, I got you.

I guess the universe was smiling on us.

I guess we're in.

I have a good feeling about this.

I have a message, bullies not welcome

I have an idea.

I have no idea why she's acting so weird.

I have one eye but all my original teeth.

I have so many questions for you.

I knew it. I was right. There's no paradise.

I know it sounds suboptimal, but the good news is...

I know you're ready. Now you have to let go.

I know! I'll be your wedding planner!

I know. But Julian and I

I like it. But how?

I like this kid. MANNY: Buck.

I mean that thing is enormous.

I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?

I mean, I like the ring, but no.

I need a bubble bath or a massage.

I need my foot cream.

I need to ask you something.

I need to ask...

I need to let my anger out. Let it out!

I never thought I'd say this,

I now pronounce you...

I owe you bigtime, pal.

I read the tablet wrong. The asteroid is a lot closer.

I read this tablet front to back.

I rule the ice now.

I suggest we all stay away from the trees.

I sure hope this isn't a... Oh!

I taste iron, carbon.

I think I'll call you... Bronwyn.

I think we get it.

I think we should just... Excuse me!

I think we're all gonna get it.

I think you meant she.

I thought you guys were gonna live with us

I thought you liked Julian.

I try. But usually they run away too fast.

I wanna stay forever with my superstar

I wanna stay forever with my superstar

I wanna stay forever with my superstar

I want to hit something. Someone give me their face.

I want you to know that if we don't make it...

I was so afraid you'd forgotten.

I wish it had a face so I could smack it.

I would never do something like this.

I'll catch the crew that poached your egg.

I'll never doubt you again.

I'll wait. I have all the time in the world.

I'm 326! Whoo!

I'm a wittle baby.

I'm breaking up with you.

I'm Brooke.

I'm getting butterflies!

I'm getting nauseous.

I'm gonna watch some butterflies

I'm Julian.

I'm like a hockey ninja!

I'm not giving you my crystals.

I'm not leaving you! We'll do this together!

I'm really conflicted right now.

I'm really gonna miss you guys when we leave.

I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.

I'm sorry, Sid.

I'm sorry. You want to destroy our home?

I'm trying!

I'm winking under the eye patch.

I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!

I've been pent up too long. (SCREAMS)

I've been struck by lightning more times...

I've got her scent. Come on!

If that asteroid hits, we all die.

If the asteroid is just gonna take us out?

If there's a leak...

If we can launch enough of these into space...

If we don't do something fast...

If we never get married...

If we stop the weasel and his friends

If we survive, I'm still getting married

If we survive, we lose our daughter.

If you care about us...

If you stayed, we could do this all the time.

Imagine. You're in the woods, looking for food...

In a quest for hockey supremacy.

In a way that we don't know about yet.

In Geotopia.

In your face, space rock!

In your lower spine.

Inside the tram at all times.

Inside the volcano by sealing the vents.

Instead of running away from a deadly asteroid...

Into the atmosphere...

Into the forest. Chop, chop.

Into the volcano.

Ipso facto, thusly and ergo...

Is all the payment I need.

Is it my time, angel?

Is it the eyes that hurt...

Is it true you helped save the world from an asteroid?

Is not!

Is she okay?

Is that a llama? I hate llamas.

Is that too much to ask?

Is too, you old coot.

Isn't she gorgeous?

Isn't sunshine nature's sunshine?

It came from the sky,

It includes all that we see, and all that we know.

It kills the weasel and everyone else...

It lasted 14 minutes!

It looks just like you.

It must be nice to have a loving father.

It must desire our magnetic crystals.

It was five minutes to midnight...

It was just a meteor shower, and the show's over.

It'll be destroyed either way.

It'll be our paradise.

It'll kill us no matter where we went.

It'll take your mind

It's a girl thing.

It's a good thing you got your mother's eyes...

It's a tradition I just invented.

It's been so long since anyone's given me flowers.

It's Buck!

It's called good parenting.

It's entirely possible.

It's just a loving father

It's just beginning.

It's like super sized, extra value icy.

It's like yes with a bunch of s's...

It's magnetically attracted to this place

It's massive, it's...

It's my father. He's crazy.

It's not like we're in a forest.

It's not my fault the kid has no reflexes.

It's okay, sweetheart. Daddy's...

It's only been twelve minutes.

It's Peaches meets Manny.

It's so dark and squishy in here.

It's time for us to embrace it again.

It's your time, sweetie.

Julian taught it to me.

Julian, don't move!

Julian, why aren't you helping her?

JULIAN: Oh, you're gonna love it.

JULIAN: Oh!

JULIAN: Oh! So close!

JULIAN: Whoa! (SIGHS)

JULIAN: Yeah!

Julian!

Julian! Whoa!

Julian...

Just from a scientific standpoint.

Just watch the puck all the way into the stick.

Kablooie!

Kids are afraid of us.

Kind of ironic, don't you think?

Kind of want to roam for a while.

Kudos. It is lovely.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Leads to a tremendous explosion.

Let her stroll into the wilderness...

Let me get this straight.

Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds.

Let's go, kids.

Let's just hope we haven't lost our touch.

Let's see if the tablet's ancient wisdom will guide us.

Let's show them how it's done!

Light 'em up, up, up

Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire

Like a normal family?

Like you and Mom.

Like, Ellie. Life's great with her.

Listen up, planetary defense team.

Listen, big guy...

Listen, Llama, I will go nuts and granola on your butt!

Loaded into the volcano, pronto.

Look I'm sorry. It's not me.

Look on the bright side.

Look what you're charging for flowers!

Look within. You're the dummy. (SPITS)

Look, the last two asteroids

Look! There's more coming! (ALL GASPING)

Looks like you got a new hockey partner

Looks like you're not stopping that asteroid now,

Lose something?

M okay.

Mad air on the half pipe!

Mama may mee mee.

Mammoth meets mammoth.

Manny, get ready to run.

Manny, I have a plan!

Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches.

Manny, we have a problem.

MANNY: And whenever you decide to come back...

MANNY: Oh! (PEACHES GASPS)

MANNY: The cave! Get inside!

MANNY: We might wanna think

Manny!

Manny!

Manny?

Mano a mano.

Marco? Polo?

Mars looked like this.

Maybe he'll be able to help us.

Maybe it's the quiet before the crazy?

Maybe she got hit in the head with a puck?

Maybe she wandered off?

Me, too!

Meanie.

Meema me moo ma.

Mess with Granny, get knocked on your fanny.

Meteor shower!

Mi amor, so many ladies have tried and failed...

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Mmm?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. (GASPS)

Mom, where are they?

Mommy, hold me!

Most def.

Mountain range, asteroid, boom!

Move! Move!

My love, my love, my love

My love, my love, my love

My love, my love, my love

My love, my love, my love

My love, my love, my love

My love, my love, my love

My nose is dangerously close to my butt.

My super crew Stick together like super glue

My superstar

My superstar

My superstar

My superstar My superstar

My superstar My superstar

My superstar My superstar

My superstar My superstar

Nature's sunshine.

Nearly enough time with your friends.

NEIL deBUCK WEASEL: Mars.

NEIL deBUCK WEASEL: The universe...

Never leave the trail.

New topic. We're all about to die.

Next, dinosaurs, mountain range, asteroid.

No friction. Got it.

No home to speak of

No need to thank me

No plan is the best plan. That's my philosophy.

No way! You want to play a game with me? Wow!

No worries. Because I've got a plan.

No, Dad. I won't let you.

No, no, no!

No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that.

No, no. Not yet!

No, thank you.

No, you may not.

No, you psychopath!

No, you seize it and you cherish it.

No, you're the dummy.

No, you're the dummy. No, you're the dummy.

No! Jiggling makes her feel worse!

No! They're free! We're in a forest!

No! Times one million?

No! Tree!

No. I'm not still mad.

No. I'm waiting for the right time.

No. Yours is attracted to me.

Nobody was whupped. There was no whupping.

None of us do. You see, there's this thing in the sky.

Nonsense. Only the best for my one... true... love.

Not me! Love them and leave them,

Not now. I have a problem.

Not on the lips, geezer!

Not yet, you're not.

Not!

Now how the devil

Now I'd give anything just to see her get married,

Now let's get out of here!

Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.

Now let's not linger on this, but, yes...

Now we know exactly what we don't know how to do.

Now we'll be with each other forever.

Now we're all doomed! Doomed!

Now your babies are crying.

Now, let's figure out a way to launch it into space!

Now, we better get on the road

Now.

Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!

Of course we'll make it, and we will get married.

Of the University of Meow Meow Meow Meow...

Off all this end of the world stuff.

Oh I never knew I Would feel so good

Oh I never knew I Would have it all

Oh I never knew I Would live the dream

Oh I never knew I Would make it out

Oh I never knew I Would see the day

Oh, and the zombies! Don't forget the zombies!

Oh, asteroid's still a day off.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Brooke, I don't know what to say.

Oh, Brooke.

Oh, Granny. My sweet, malicious Granny.

Oh, he meant well.

Oh, hey, Bro Dad. You here to rock out?

Oh, hi, Manny.

Oh, I get it. He's a ventriloquist

Oh, it's not like anything I've ever

Oh, it's not like anything I've ever felt before

Oh, it's not like anything I've ever felt before

Oh, like I always say, stay close, stay alive.

Oh, love that bit. (GROWLING)

Oh, no! I can still see the light.

Oh, no! Now your older toddler

Oh, no.

Oh, no. That's the thing.

Oh, nothing. Everything's great.

Oh, only three! I didn't want to damage morale.

Oh, please. I went easy on you.

Oh, quite the contrary, old chap.

Oh, right. Got you.

Oh, Sidney, I wish I could.

Oh, that was fun!

Oh, that! It's a cool way to peace out.

Oh, the ice is really icy.

Oh, well. Let's just go home.

Oh, well. Probably for the best.

Oh, yeah. Sounds like a real piece of cake.

Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot.

Oh, you're such a romantic.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! (LAUGHING)

Oh! And a hint of nickel.

Oh! Hello, mammals.

Oh! I did it!

Oh! Perfect.

Oh! Right. The thing.

Oh! So itchy!

Oh! That's better.

Oh! Uh oh.

Oh! Whoa! Ow!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. (LAUGHS)

Oh. Granny? Oh, Granny?

Oh. Hey, Bro Dad!

Oh. Thanks, Dad.

Oh. That blinding light

Oh. That sounds urgent.

Okay, but even if we get to the crash site...

Okay, everyone. Follow the trail.

Okay, everyone. Leave the trail.

Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got.

Okay, here we go. You can do this, Roger.

Okay, let me guess. She dumped you.

Okay, let's do it!

Okay, mammals. Let's stop here for the night.

Okay, we'll play... later.

Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro Dad!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. He sounds great. Let's go!

Okay. Instead of that...

Okay. Show me the heat!

Okay. That's enough of that.

On my count. One...

Once we know why it's coming...

One of the top three or four

One of the top three or four

Only you can make the end of the world

Ooh, Dream Weaver

Ooh, Dream Weaver

Ooh, Dream Weaver

Ooh.

Ooh. Ah! Mmm.

Ooh. I know! We destroy the relationship, right?

Ooh. I'll put out the sponge cake.

Ooh. Let's start with your hair.

Ooh. Pythagoras Buck. He's got the right angle.

Ooh. Such exquisite bone structure.

Ooh. We need a seating chart!

Ooh. Wonderful.

Oops!

Or go twist yourself into a pretzel

Or something much, much dumber?

Or updo with a fishtail braid. Flirtatious.

Or very safe.

Or worse, a target.

Or you'd be totally useless.

Our burial plots.

Our family made an honest living

Our kids.

Our life? You, me, and Peaches.

Our wedding.

Outside of your species.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! (GRUNTING)

Ow! Sorry.

Parts are retracting into other parts. (SCREAMS)

Peaches, out!

Peaches, Peaches. Sweetheart,

PEACHES: How could you do that to him?

PEACHES: Wow, Dad.

Peaches!

Peaches?

Peaches. No! Both of you, just stop!

Play with her kids, dance with her husband.

Please don't eat me!

Pop, I hate to say this,

Pop! I'll save you.

Probably too far to reach by flight.

Professor Kitty McWhiskers

Purple sky at night, who moved my foot cream?

Really? To stop an asteroid?

Red sky at night, sailor's delight.

Reinforcements have arrived!

Remember how I held you up while you started to skate?

Remember that when you're older.

Remember the first time that we played hockey?

Return what you've stolen

Right on the spleen!

Right out in the open. (LAUGHS)

Right you are, mammal.

Right. Because before this,

Right. We need all the crystals

Roam? JULIAN: Yeah!

ROGER: Hey... (YELPS)

Running and climbing And spinning and grinning

Say hi, everyone.

See the world, chase your dreams.

See, while you run for your mammal lives...

See? Daddy's always right.

Seeking revenge on me.

Semantics, my dear.

Shangri Llama, how are we gonna...

SHANGRI LLAMA: What? No!

Shangri Llama's back on top, baby!

Sharing some strategy with his only daughter.

She did say he knows all.

She gets it! Now, please, we haven't got much time!

She has a little jaundice, but I think she'll be okay.

She's stronger than we know.

Shh. Close that pretty little mouth of yours

Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie, Ellie, Granny.

Shrieking from the afterlife.

Sid, baby

Sid, I'm gonna stop you right there.

SID: I even hired a band.

SID: Oh, Brooke.

SID: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Sid?

Sidney, where are you?

Since the beginning of time,

So desperate to score.

So does she.

So either get on board...

So I turn to Bigfoot, and I say,

So is that.

So it's like yessssssssssssssssssss.

So long, handsome!

So much for serenity.

So much sight. So little vision.

So this whole time we've been chased by giant dino birds?

So where is he?

So, do you think you're ready to go out roaming on your own?

So, is that a yes?

So, is that a yes? Or... (GASPS)

So, okay, two things. I want two things.

So, she whupped your butt again, huh?

So, we just need to go to the crash site...

So, what do you think?

Somebody pinch me. Or should I pinch you?

Somebody up there likes us.

Sorry about this.

Sorry doesn't fix the wall now,

Sorry to interrupt this weirdo love connection...

Sound like a good thing.

Space rocks? Magnetic. Asteroid? Also, magnetic.

Space tastes lonely.

Species annihilation plans I've ever heard.

Stay sharp, kids.

Steady. (GRUNTS)

Stealing dino eggs.

Step one, build pressure

Step two, get the biggest magnetic crystals

Stop picking on him.

Stop! You're funny.

Stop? What about the whole

Stupendous! Now we have something

Stupendously stupid sloth!

Such a good little poochie woochie.

Such a mystery why he wants to move far away.

Such a strong jaw.

Sure, no problem.

Sure, we could eat vegans.

Sure. But with asteroids flying...

Surprise!

Sweet dreams, little one.

Sweet eye patch. Very gangsta.

Ta ta da da!

Take it easy, my brother from a tiger mother.

Tee hee hee hee. Boom!

Tell that asteroid Uh uh.

Than your pride right now.

Thank you so much, doofus!

Thank you.

Thank you.

That asteroid is gonna blow us all to smithereens.

That doesn't even make any sense.

That guy? For real?

That I do before lunch

That means I get to fall in love with you...

That means you, too.

That plan is so dumb,

That planet killing hunk of space rock...

That seems to get larger by the minute?

That wall was the one thing keeping us young.

That way we never have to let her go...

That we're alive.

That, however, is a turd.

That's a crazy plan!

That's a very scary story.

That's a whole lot of whuppin'.

That's all about the calves.

That's an asteroid.

That's better.

That's better.

That's how big Manny's love is for her!

That's it! Pent up energy.

That's it. He was our last hope.

That's just the easy stuff.

That's just the easy stuff.

That's more like it, Roger. Now finish him.

That's my motto.

That's never gonna work.

That's not a plan, or a philosophy...

That's not possible. TEDDY: Sure it is.

That's not the weasel. That's...

That's our magnet launcher.

That's seems highly implausible.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

That's too bad. He is really far away.

That's us.

That's what happens when you date a cougar. (SOBBING)

That's where you're wrong.

The algae of my eye.

The ancients grant us safe passage.

The best last day on Earth ever.

The best.

The blazing mammoth takes it on the breakaway.

The crash site must have a heap of these things

The crash site.

The dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth,

The first couple of years.

The four time Heavy Thoughts champion of the world!

The Master of Meditation, the Supreme Serene...

The mother of all asteroids screaming towards us.

The perfect conditions for life to form.

The pressure is weak.

The Red Planet.

The Shangri Llama will see you...

The singles table, the kids table,

The sky is literally falling...

The smelly table, two more smelly tables.

The way we always get her to do what we want.

The weasel has landed.

The weird relatives table...

The world gets a cosmic cleansing.

Then, at the bottom of this mountain range,

Theoretically speaking,

There are more important things

There still may be some time

There they are!

There were lakes, rivers, oceans...

There were these horseshoe crab looking thingies.

There you are. There.

There's a baby in there!

There's a bunny living in the asteroid?

There's a lot more we still need to cover.

There's never been a player so tough, so graceful.

There's no surprises. Nothing ever changes.

These pucks go fast.

They are living in a magnetic bull's eye?

They can't hide forever.

They changed their fate and we can change ours, too.

They spit and smell.

They will pull the asteroid off course.

They'll be living right next door.

They're magnets.

They're magnets.

They're really quite something.

They've got to be launched sky high

This bill is outrageous!

This can only mean one thing.

This guy? For real?

This is a family discussion.

This is amazing!

This is crazy.

This is dedicated to the sloth of my dreams.

This is it, friends. Down the hatch.

This is it, friends. Down the hatch.

This is progress!

This is the doofus of my dreams.

This is the guy that's going to save us.

This isn't working.

This must be what's left of the previous asteroid.

This one's a little bigger.

This trail will take us directly to the crash site.

This?

Those are ours!

Though the dawn may be coming soon

Three! (GRUNTS)

Three?

Throw your hands up to the blue sky

Thus, saving the world.

Time for what?

To attract the asteroids somewhere else?

To ensure a brighter future for my little one.

To match your spirit.

To play with during our final hours.

To play with during our final hours.

To pull the asteroid off course.

To replace your dad.

To strap a saddle on Sid the stallion.

To you, I give the greatest gift of all.

Today, Ed is modelling laced daisies.

Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, naked bingo!

Too bad you and Peaches are moving away.

Toodles! (LAUGHING)

Travel, explore, just go wherever.

Two days ago, I'd have given anything to keep her with us.

Two...

Ugh!

Ugh! Yuck.

Ugh.

Ugh. What is this stuff?

Uh oh.

Uh, Buck? Your space rocks!

Uh, hole in one! Whoo! (LAUGHING)

Uh, I'm not sure.

Uh, okay. Party's over, everybody.

Uh, Sid, why do you have two tails?

Uh, well...

Uh, what are you guys doing?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Baby made a poopie.

Uh... Huh?

Uh... Okay.

Uh... Seriously?

Uh... Shira's not a big giggler.

Um, actually, I haven't told them yet.

Um, excuse me.

Um, little buddy? We need you back on planet Earth.

Um...

Um... Peaches.

Undone by one colossally, incredibly...

Unhand my Granny!

Until that weasel came along...

Updo with a top bun? Traditional.

Use that Jurassic super strength!

Utterly useless, but totally hurts.

Vamanos, mammals!

Very lucky shot?

Visitors!

Wait a minute, this is ridiculous.

Wait a second. Where's Granny?

Wait till you see this!

Wait, I'll pinch both of us.

Wait, no, that's not right. Not touchdown. What is it?

Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?

Wait! No, Manny, she... (BOTH SCREAM)

Wait! There he is.

Wait! Wait, you don't understand.

Wait. This half a snack is the dinosaur whisperer?

Wait. What are you doing?

Watch out, kids! (GRUNTS)

Way to go, dum dum!

We are young, happy and safe. And we always will be.

We can change the asteroid's path and save everyone.

We can figure out how to send it somewhere else.

We can worry about being safe when we're old and boring.

We could definitely divert the asteroid

We did a good job raising her.

We did it. We did it!

We get to see our lives flash before our eyes.

We got company!

We got the moves like yeah

We have to let the crystal go!

We have wandered into an electrical storm.

We have wondered how it came to be.

We just stopped the doomsday clock!

We make her think it's her idea.

We may never know.

We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.

We were on a carefree pleasure cruise.

We'd come together

We'll be as safe as those little birdies.

We'll be here, okay?

We'll be high in the sky, cruising above it all.

We're doomed.

We're just too attractive!

We're not doomed, Buck.

We're six minutes ahead of schedule.

We're six minutes behind schedule!

We've got to go there

We've never had visitors. (CHUCKLES)

Weaseled my way out of that one.

Well played, guys.

Well played, weasel.

Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?

Well, Ellie giggled.

Well, hello Teddy Bear!

Well, I... What?

Well, I'm glad the apocalypse is bringing you together.

Well, I've been thinking about that, too.

Well, not boom. Forget I said boom.

Well, that's just hurtful. (SCREAMS)

Well, that's no good. Stress is a killer.

Well, that's reassuring.

Well, we can workshop the name later.

Well, we were... Oh! Oh!

Well, well.

Well, who can blame it?

Well, you don't act like it.

Went wee, wee, wee, all the way home.

What about them?

What are they doing?

What are you doing, Buck?

What are you talking about? The party just got started.

What are you waiting for? Kill him!

What could be our final days together.

What do you say?

What do you see?

What happened to you?

What happened?

What happened? How'd you find me?

What I detect is a lack of respect

What if we convince them to stay near us?

What if we use the magnets

What if you fall in a ditch and get amnesia?

What if...

What is honored times 1,000?

What is literally written in stone?

What is this place?

What is wrong with me?

What then, huh?

What took you so long?

What was that?

What was what?

What would not helping look like?

What you need is more fiber.

What?

What?

What?

What? But I planned our whole future!

What? I can't hear you!

What? I can't hear you!

What? I can't hear you! What?

What? I'm too young to go extinct! (SCREAMS)

What's going on? What happened?

Whatever we had, it's over.

Whatever! I could've done the same thing.

Whatever. (YELPS)

Whee!

When we may not have one?

When we may not have one?

When you look at him, all you see is an obstacle.

Where are we?

Where can I find a...

Where did the water go?

Where is everyone?

Where is he? When I am through with that one eyed weasel...

Where we've been and where we're heading.

Where's the bride? Why don't I have the bride?

Whether you like it or not.

Whether you're happy for me or not.

While Crash is rocking a more elegant ivy...

While it's still here. Okay?

While we glide safely above it all.

Who are you with?

Who cares? (BOTH GASP)

Who knows acupuncture?

Who puts a rock in the middle of the jungle?

Who smells like fish?

Who walks like that?

Who wants to save the world from the fiery asteroid?

Who? Spitty McGee here?

Who's him? Your leader?

Who's trying his hardest to impress you.

Who's with me?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! (MUSIC STOPS)

Whoa! Really? No.

Whoa! What are you doing here?

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (LAUGHS)

Whoo hoo hoo! Me too! We're smoking hot, baby!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! I'm on fire!

Whoo hoo! Yeah! Oh!

Whoo hoo! Yes! Touchdown!

Whoo!

Whoo! #Asteroid!

Whoo! I am bushed.

Whoo! We look so cool.

Whoo! You stink!

Whoo.

Whoops!

Whoopsies! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Why can't we just fear the apocalypse

Why does it always have to be the old ones who go first?

Why is it so quiet?

Why was life unable to take hold?

Why would that be a problem?

Why?

Will you be my mate for life?

Will you marry...

Will you two quit it?

With a magnet that size!

With all due respect, Your Twistiness,

With Mr. No Plans Bouncy Walk.

With you in a minute. I'll have to rinse and repeat.

WOMAN: What do you mean you can't talk?

Women.

Women.

Would have it all

Would see the day We come together

Would see the day We come together

Would you like to count them? Ah...

Would you please stop acting like a parakeet?

Wow, the air feels strange.

Wow!

Wow! You guys got old.

Yeah, baby

Yeah, baby! (LAUGHS)

Yeah, but why?

Yeah, right. Face it.

Yeah, women.

Yeah! And you were amazing. Whoa! Whoa!

Yeah! That is a pretty bird. Good eye, Manny.

Yeah! We wanna see what you got Ellie.

Yeah.

Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class.

Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.

Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.

Yep, and there she is.

Yes, but it felt like 20.

Yes, that's a yes. It's the most yes!

Yes, you will.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! And maybe she was abducted

Yes! I take back everything I ever said about you!

Yes! She dominates! Again.

Yes! This has been

Yes! Yeah! Whoa! All right!

You

You

You

You are my rainbow

You are my rainbow

You are my rainbow

You are storing a lot of hostility

You asked for it.

You better get used to it.

You can't. It's impossible.

You color my day so bright

You color my day so bright

You color my day so bright

You come face to face with a rabid beast!

You coming, Gladys?

You do and you don't get a tip.

You don't have to keep bringing us presents.

You don't just wing the happiest day of your life!

You have a suggestion for getting around the river?

You have no food and then

You just signed your death warrant.

You keep me laughing

You keep me laughing

You keep me laughing

You know I'm crazy. Come on.

You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater

You know we're trying to get it in the volcano, right?

You know, you don't spend

You look nothing like your profile picture.

You make me happy

You make me happy

You make me happy

You make me so happy

You make my world a better place

You make my world a better place

You make my world a better place

You make my world a better place

You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic

You might think I'm mad But, hey, you only live once

You see? Hunky bunny gets it.

You see? Tremendous pressure

You shine so bright Into my heart

You shine so bright Into my heart

You shine so bright Into my heart

You shine so bright Into my heart

You shine so bright Into my heart

You shine so bright Into my heart

You shine so bright Into my heart

You should help him, Dad.

You should not kill him.

You sneaky, sneaky minx! (GIGGLES)

You sure do.

You take my lisp away.

You think you can handle it?

You want us to run directly towards it?

You were so afraid to get on the ice

You were the only one for me.

You You make me happy

You, sir, are an education in marital excellence.

You'll always be my one true love.

You're a crazy plan.

You're going down, eh?

You're going to let one tiny little...

You're in for it.

You're leaving?

You're missing the point, Tiger.

You're shining bright, bright, bright, bright

You're shining into my heart

You're shining into my heart Yeah, yeah

You're shining into my heart, heart

You're shining into my heart, heart

You're shining so bright

You're so pretty.

You're the wind beneath my fleas,

You're young again. And somehow, I'm still single.

You've got your whole life in front of you.

Your flexibility is a sight to behold.

Yup, it's definitely over.

Yup. Cool beans.

2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds.

15 seconds, 14 seconds...

300 mile wide asteroid ruin your plans?

300 years of peace and harmony...

...going to be impossible to get off the ground.

...than you've had hot breakfasts.

'Cause whatever that equals, is how honored I am.

'Cause you're talking into a twig.

(ALARM BLARING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING) (MANNY LAUGHS)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP) (FAINTS)

(ALL GASP) (FAINTS)

(ALL GASP) Figaro, Figaro, Figaro

(ALL GASPING)

(ALL GASPING)

(ALL GRUNT)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL LAUGHING) (CRAZY IN LOVE PLAYING)

(ALL PANTING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL WHIMPERING)

(ALL WHOOPING) (MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALL YELP)

(ALL YELPING)

(ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA PLAYING)

(BANGING)

(BANGS GONG)

(BAWLING)

(BAWLING)

(BAWLING)

(BIRD SQUAWKS) Lucky shot.

(BIRDS SQUAWK)

(BLOWING KISSES)

(BLOWING NOISEMAKERS)

(BLOWING NOSE)

(BLOWS NOSE)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(BONE CRACKS) (GRUNTS) Too late.

(BOTH BAWLING)

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH GROWL)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH LAUGH)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH SCREAM)

(BOTH SCREAM)

(BOTH SCREAM) Somebody.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH SNIFFING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BROOKE LAUGHS)

(BUCK GASPS)

(BUCK SCREAMING)

(BUCK SCREAMING)

(BUCK SCREAMS)

(CACKLING)

(CACKLING)

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

(CHISELING)

(CHITTERING)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Abracadabra?

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) Dad, we're young.

(CHUCKLES) I bet you say that to all the girls.

(CHUCKLES) Just to be clear, that's a pumpkin, right?

(CHUCKLES) Keep it low key.

(CHUCKLES) Sweet!

(CHUCKLES) That's easy, right?

(CHUCKLES) Yay! Kidnapping!

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Except for that one.

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Oh...

(CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLING) Yeah.

(CLANGS) (REVERBERATING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT) Gentlemen, here's what we know.

(CLEARS THROAT) I love the shade. Don't you?

(CLEARS THROAT) Look at that pretty bird there.

(CONTINUES MOANING)

(COOING)

(COUGHING)

(COUGHING)

(CRASHING) (ALL GRUNT)

(CREAKING)

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

(CRYING)

(CRYSTALS CLINKING)

(DIEGO GROANS)

(DINO BIRDS GASP)

(DISTANT ROAR) (ALL GASP)

(DISTANT SCREAMING)

(DISTANT SCREECHING) Hmm?

(DISTANT SHRIEKING)

(DREAM WEAVER PLAYING)

(ECHOING SCREAM)

(ECHOING)

(ECHOING) Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro

(ECHOING) Let my mammals pass!

(ECHOING) Thanks to Geotopia!

(ECHOING) You are in my brain.

(EDDIE SOBS)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) Uh...

(EXCLAIMING)

(EXCLAIMS IN DELIGHT)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXHALES) (GROANS)

(FIREWORK POPS)

(GARGLES)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(GASPS AND COUGHS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) (BOTH GRUNTING)

(GASPS) A diamond! I need a diamond!

(GASPS) Famed astrophysicist Neil deBuck Weasel!

(GASPS) Huh?

(GASPS) I'll push it in. Go with Peaches and Ellie!

(GASPS) I'm coming to the light.

(GASPS) I'm coming, sweetheart!

(GASPS) Manny's love is killing us!

(GASPS) Meteor?

(GASPS) Sid!

(GASPS) You're staying, too?

(GIGGLES) (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(GIGGLES) On this special day.

(GIGGLES) Stupid mammals.

(GIGGLING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING) Oh.

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS) Aw! Thank you, Julian.

(GROANS) Bonding! That's a good idea!

(GROANS) Mom, I can't talk. I'm at a wedding.

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLS SOFTLY)

(GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING) (GASPING)

(GRUNTING) JULIAN: No!

(GRUNTING) On that subject...

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) (BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS) (SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS) Look at that! I got an egg.

(GRUNTS) Son, sometimes I wonder

(GRUNTS) That weasel is such a buzzkill.

(GRUNTS) Whoops! Oh oh oh!

(GULPS)

(HISSING)

(HUMMING)

(HUMMING)

(HUMMING)

(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE) Mommy.

(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE) No! Don't listen to the weasel.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(JULIAN AND DIEGO LAUGHING)

(JULIAN GASPS)

(KISSING)

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS JOYFULLY)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Doody.

(LAUGHS) Hey, Buck. Welcome back, buddy.

(LAUGHS) It's a pun!

(LAUGHS) Let's have some fun.

(LAUGHS) Oh!

(LAUGHS) Sorry. I just love playing devil's advocate.

(LAUGHS) Sorry. Sorry?

(LAUGHS) This changes things.

(LAUGHS) Wait, what?

(LAUGHS) What about it? Seems fine to me.

(MANNY EXHALES)

(MANNY GASPS)

(MANNY SIGHS)

(MANNY YELPING)

(MANNY YELPING)

(METALLIC CLANGING)

(MIMICKING DRUMMING)

(MIMICKING HELICOPTER)

(MIMICKING JULIAN) Oh! Look at me.

(MIMICS HORSE NEIGHING)

(MOANING)

(MOCK CRYING)

(MOCKING) If it hits, we all die.

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

(MUFFLED SCREAM)

(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)

(MUSIC RESUMES)

(MUSIC STOPS) Whoo!

(MY SUPERSTAR PLAYING)

(MY SUPERSTAR PLAYING)

(NECK CRACKS) (SCREAMS)

(PANICKED SCREAMING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PEACHES CRYING)

(PEACHES LAUGHING)

(PLAYING SOFT MUSIC)

(POWERING UP)

(ROAR)

(ROARING)

(ROARING)

(ROARS)

(ROARS)

(RUMBLING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS) Look at him.

(SCRAT GROANING)

(SCRAT GRUNTING) (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS) (ALARM BLARING)

(SCREAMS) (LAUGHS)

(SCREECHING)

(SCREECHING) (ALL SCREAMING)

(SHIVERING)

(SHRIEKING CONTINUES)

(SID AND DIEGO LAUGHING)

(SID SCREAMING)

(SID SCREAMS)

(SID SOBBING)

(SIGHING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Aw, Dad.

(SIGHS) I keep picturing our own kid in there.

(SIGHS) Lucky pumpkin!

(SIGHS) Nothing.

(SIGHS) Nothing. Nothing. (SCREAMING)

(SIGHS) Women.

(SINGING) (SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)

(SINGING) A mother is crying A damsel in distress

(SINGING) Oh Oh, Sid

(SINGING) So light 'em up, up, up

(SLURPS AND EXHALES)

(SLURPS AND EXHALES)

(SLURPS)

(SMACKING LIPS)

(SNICKERING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING) (BOTH GASP)

(SNIFFING) You do!

(SNIFFLES)

(SNIFFS)

(SNIFFS)

(SNIFFS)

(SNIFFS)

(SNIFFS) Eee!

(SNIFFS) Shower?

(SNORING) Huh?

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SPITS)

(SPITS)

(SPITS)

(SPITS) Aha!

(SPITS) I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.

(SQUAWKING)

(SQUAWKS)

(STRAINING)

(STRAINING)

(STRAINING)

(STRAINING)

(STRAINING)

(SWOONS)

(THUNDER CRACKS) (GASPS)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TOILET FLUSHING)

(TRICERATOPS BLEATING)

(TRILLS)

(VOCALIZING)

(VOCALIZING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHINNYING)

(WHISTLES)

(WHISTLES) May I remind you Geotopia is not yours to keep.

(WHISTLES) May I remind you Geotopia is not yours to keep.

(WHISTLING)

(YAWNS)

(YAWNS)

(YAWNS) Just getting kind of sleepy.

(YELLING)

(YELPING)

(YELPING)

(YELPING)

(YELPING)

(YELPING)

(YELPS)

(YELPS)

(YELPS)

# I'mStartingToGetSickOfIt!

# IDon'tKnowButItSoundsCool!

# Totally!