The 'burbs (1989) Edit

A dead rat! There!

A fat one.

A femur just happens to be a human thigh bone, Ray.

A fine, Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen.

A fine, Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen.

A hideous, raging inferno.

A sardine?

A sardine?

A soldier's way saves the day. Entrez.

About a nine on the tension scale, Reub.

About how an old guy like that...

Affirmative. That garbage is going nowhere.

Affirmative. That garbage is going nowhere.

After the dog came up out of the basement.

After you found this in Walter's house yesterday...

Ah, it's a shit store anyway.

Ah, we have guests.

All I did was write, "I know what you've done."

All of which were addressed to Walter.

All right, so they're different! So they keep to themselves!

All right, so they're different! So they keep to themselves!

All right, that's enough of this conversation.

All right, that's enough of this conversation.

All right. Have a field day.

All they do is fight.

All this junk is gonna end up in a flea market sooner or later.

Am I missing something, Doctor?

And a thermostat on a home furnace...

And at the end of the week, I'll be a brand new human being.

And at the end of the week, I'll be a brand new human being.

And burn it down while they're gone for the day.

And drink a couple hundred beers.

And drink a couple hundred beers.

And got the hair.

And here you are.

And I was just remarking...

And I was just remarking...

And I'd like you to stop filling his head with such half cocked theories.

And I'm a great bowler. Wednesday night we're taking on Roselli Plumbing.

And I'm a great bowler. Wednesday night we're taking on Roselli Plumbing.

And invite ourselves in for a nice, neighbourly chat.

And invite ourselves in for a nice, neighbourly chat.

And my brother... the doctor.

And put it under Walter's door.

And that poor old man claims he's got a ransom note...

And that they're building a dungeon in their basement.

And the power company channels on this baby.

And then bang the hell out of it with a stick.

And then bang the hell out of it with a stick.

And then buried his bones right here.

And then buried his bones right here.

And then I'll... follow right along.

And then I'll... follow right along.

And they figure it's comin' from Skip's place.

And they figure it's comin' from Skip's place.

And they start smelling this really vile stench over on Elm...

And they start smelling this really vile stench over on Elm...

And they're eating all their food!

And they're gonna find the rest of that skeleton to go with that femur.

And they're gonna find the rest of that skeleton to go with that femur.

And wait for that neighbour with the enormous head...

And wait for that neighbour with the enormous head...

And wax our cars, paint our houses.

And we haven't come by to say hello.

And what were they doing?

And what were they doing?

And you have a good time with the cousins.

And you have a good time with the cousins.

And you know why?

And, you know, being that their last house burned down and all...

And, you know, being that their last house burned down and all...

Anyway, it got hot that summer.

Anyway, it's hot, okay?

Anyway, it's hot, okay?

Apparently, one day Skip made just one too many lemon phosphates.

Apparently, their last house only burnt to the ground.

Are you a 'fraidy cat?

Are you done with your eggs?

Are you done with your eggs?

Are you gonna eat any of this?

Are you siding with the chicks against us? Is that it?

Are you sure you know what you're doing, Art?

Are you sure you know what you're doing, Art?

Are you sure you're all right up there?

Art, you had a dream you were gonna win the lottery. You blew $500 on tickets.

Art, you had a dream you were gonna win the lottery. You blew $500 on tickets.

Art!

Art!

Art!

Art. Art, look.

Art's throwing garbage all over the street.

As soon as that car leaves in the morning...

At least, if they weren't conversational...

Awesome!

Basement? Ray comes up with a winning idea.

Basement? Ray comes up with a winning idea.

Be careful up there. Go slow, huh?

Be lazy, listen to the ball game...

Beautiful place to keep a toupee: On the stove.

Because he trains his dog to crap in my yard.

Before everything went off, you had to have found it.

Before it blew, you found it, right?

Besides, we wanna take out their alarms, don't we?

Black masses, mutilations. Mutilations!

Boy, the basement just floods right over.

Boy, the basement just floods right over.

Brownout.

Bull's eye!

Bummer.

But I can't... Where is it coming from?

But I did talk to the real estate broad that sold them the place.

But I did talk to the real estate broad that sold them the place.

But I figured a man's furnace is his own business.

But I figured a man's furnace is his own business.

But you don't fool me.

But you share a property line with him.

By Skip... weeks earlier... with an ice pick.

By Skip... weeks earlier... with an ice pick.

Call me overly cautious, but don't you think that's a bit suspicious?

Can you blame them? They live next door to people who break into their house...

Can you blame them? They live next door to people who break into their house...

Carol?

Carol?

Carol?

Carol's father gave them to me for Christmas.

Carol's father just gave me a brand new set of tools.

Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!

Come back to bed.

Come here.

Come here. Save some for your friend. Right there. Go on.

Come now, Mr Peterson. You were in my basement.

Come now, Mr Peterson. You were in my basement.

Come on, let's face it. These Klopeks are strange.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go home.

Come on. Tell him what you saw. Tell him.

Could just drop off the face of the Earth without a sign.

Covered 'em up with a sheet and went back to makin' treats for the townsfolk.

Covered 'em up with a sheet and went back to makin' treats for the townsfolk.

Cracked his head open, there's blood everywhere...

Decomposing in the summer heat.

Decomposing in the summer heat.

Destruction of private property. Destruction of public property.

Did you ever see the movie The Sentinel, Mr Peterson?

Did you guys pick up a Hefty bag out of that yard...

Did you know we've had to move four times in as many years?

Dig there! Dig there! Oh, yes! We found him!

Do I look like an idiot, Mr Peterson?

Do not mess with suburbanites because, uh, we're not gonna take it any more.

Do what? We agreed to do it together.

Do what? We agreed to do it together.

Do you hear me okay, Mr Peterson?

Do you hear me okay, Mr Peterson?

Do you knock on the guy's door, "Hi, your house stinks"?

Do you knock on the guy's door, Hi, your house stinks?

Do you take me for an imbecile?

Doctor? You don't believe that this guy's a real doctor, do you?

Does anyone know if Walter left a spare key around anywhere?

Does anyone know if Walter left a spare key around anywhere?

Don't let them do to you...

Don't start up with me. Hey, could you help me get this guy out of here?

Don't tell him that. He'll just want to come down. Wait 'til we find something.

Don't think I caught yours, sonny.

Don't think I caught yours, sonny.

Don't you make a move, sonny.

El snappo.

Electricity is our friend.

Ever since this family has moved to this block...

Everything's okay, right?

Excuse me, pal. Maybe I didn't make myself clear enough.

Excuse me, pal. Maybe I didn't make myself clear enough.

Find out what hospital they're taking you to...

Fine. Then Dave and I will go and you can stay here and spy.

For my attempted murder!

For my attempted murder!

Fore!

Gail, I swear to God, this is better than anything on television.

Garbagemen! Hold on a minute! Wait a sec!

Gentlemen, we are on alert.

Gentlemen, we are on alert.

Geraldo Rivera's coming, and he's gonna excavate the basement of the Klopeks!

Get a look in those barred up basement windows.

Get bored out of your mind and go back to work worse than you are now.

Get bored out of your mind and go back to work worse than you are now.

Get out of my yard!

Get out of the truck! Are you nuts?

Get the hose. Hang on, men!

Get the hose. Hang on, men!

Get the Klopeks to tell you where they buried the stiffs.

Give me that!

Go for it, Mr Peterson! Yes!

Go get those flag stones at the garden centre and put them along the walk.

Go get those flag stones at the garden centre and put them along the walk.

Go on, you mangy mutt!

Go on. Go on. I'll...

Go on. Go on. I'll...

God, I love this street.

God, I love this street.

God, you don't know when to quit, do you?

Good dog, Vince. Go get it.

Good girl. Their lawn needed fertilizing anyway.

Good, honey.

Good, solid floors.

Good, solid walls.

Good. Now, red rover, red rover, let Art go on over.

Got somebody tied up in the old cellar, have you, Reub?

Gotcha!

Great.

Great.

Great. Crush a beer can. You feel better now?

Great. Crush a beer can. You feel better now?

Green sky at morning: Neighbour take warning.

Green sky at morning: Neighbour take warning.

Green sky at night?

Green sky at night?

Had a wife, a couple kids. Not too sharp.

Hans.

Harassment, assault, vandalism.

Has just taken his last dump on my lawn!

Has just taken his last dump on my lawn!

Have a nice weekend.

He and Mr Rumsfield decided to do a little snooping tonight.

He buried him in the backyard.

He called his daughter and son in law, and they took him to the hospital.

He called his daughter and son in law, and they took him to the hospital.

He came out in his robe last night when the foreigners were making that racket.

He can't come out until he resembles the man that I married.

He comes here to smoke cigars. His wife won't let him. He doesn't know I know that.

He didn't do one thing.

He dug it up from underneath the fence.

He might have left in a hurry and forgot about the dog.

He must have gone away and forgot to feed Queenie.

He says he's got a sump pump problem. They leave.

He understands paraphysical forces...

He went to the garbage can, he took the body and then he...

He's a hydrocephalic. I don't think that you should make fun of him.

He's back! He's back!

He's going back in. If you were gonna say hi, you should probably...

He's going into the house. You're gonna lose him.

He's gonna go in...

He's here to watch the show this afternoon.

He's here to watch the show this afternoon.

He's not busy. Now he's goin' in. Go now because if...

He's not busy. Now he's goin' in. Go now because if...

He's playing canasta or something.

Hello! Hey, uh... Eagle Eye, this is Ground Force One.

Here he comes, right on schedule.

Here's a nice yard. It's a good yard.

Here's the thing, Art. They're gonna think I did it.

Hey, Art. What's happening?

Hey, Art. What's happening?

Hey, Carol, see my new golf glove?

Hey, hey, hey, Rumsfield! Dude!

Hey, hey, hey, Rumsfield! Dude!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hi, Ray. Are you guys eatin' in there?

Hey, honey, I think we should move.

Hey, I'm eating here. Can you imagine me and the two of them alone for a week?

Hey, it's gotta be in here somewhere.

Hey, keep that mutt off my lawn, will ya?

Hey, man, when's the big unveiling, huh?

Hey, Mr Officer, wait.

Hey, Mr Rumsfield! Hey, yo, man!

Hey, one of the Huns came out of the cave.

Hey, Ray, come on.

Hey, Ray, come on.

Hey, Ray! Ray, we got a plan! Come on.

Hey, Ray. It's not Skip. It's me, Art. I'm just pretending to be Skip.

Hey, Ray. It's not Skip. It's me, Art. I'm just pretending to be Skip.

Hey, safety is my middle name.

Hey, safety is my middle name.

Hey, tell me you found it. You found it, right?

Hey, the pizza dude!

Hey, Vince, let's go over here, huh?

Hey, what time does the ball game go on?

Hey, where should we start diggin' once we get over there?

Hey, you guys can't go now. It's the best part.

Hey, you with the dog!

Hey!

Hey! Pinocchio!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Ray. How ya doin', bud?

Hi. Welcome to Mayfield Place. We're your neighbours.

Hi. Welcome to Mayfield Place. We're your neighbours.

His name was Skip. Lived over on Elm.

His name was Skip. Lived over on Elm.

Honey, that's not a rat.

Honey, that's not my idea of restful.

Honey, you know what you could do?

Honey, you know what you could do?

Honey?

Honey?

Honey? I'll just...

Honey? I'll just...

How come you're not at work, Ray?

How did you get in there?

How do you like living here so far?

How many conversations did you have with the Knapps? I had two.

How nice it would be...

How nice it would be...

How nice to meet you.

How sweet it is was, uh...

How unfortunate for the Knapps.

How's that finger? Is it okay?

Huh?

I bet you were.

I can raise all the police channels...

I can see the news report now:

I can't believe you people talked me into this.

I can't believe you people talked me into this.

I can't believe you...

I can't believe you're still bringing that up.

I can't believe you've lived here a whole month...

I can't walk away without you asking where I'm going?

I didn't mean right now. You hate golf.

I didn't see you. I didn't see you.

I don't care! I'll eat takeout! I'll do the laundry myself!

I don't care! I'll eat takeout! I'll do the laundry myself!

I don't know that he knows what he's doing.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. But I'll be back in time for Final Jeopardy.

I don't like this. I don't like snooping around a neighbour's house.

I don't understand that. It was parked outside all day!

I don't want to hear any of your bullshit either!

I don't want to hear any of your bullshit either!

I find one more... just one... I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut!

I find painting relaxes me.

I found it wedged between a bunch of magazines...

I got it so I don't get blisters playing golf.

I got it so I don't get blisters playing golf.

I hate cul de sacs. There's only one way out, and the people are weird.

I hate cul de sacs. There's only one way out, and the people are weird.

I hate them, Dad. Rudy is a moron, and Diane smells.

I hate them, Dad. Rudy is a moron, and Diane smells.

I have to use your bathroom.

I just want to hang around the house and relax.

I just want to hang around the house and relax.

I know when it rains at our house...

I know when it rains at our house...

I know you're in there, old man!

I let you keep the femur.

I like it.

I like it.

I must have been maybe nine, ten years old.

I must have been maybe nine, ten years old.

I offered to buy it, but you know how old people are.

I pick up garbage in cans, not from the street!

I really do like your hair, honey.

I really must apologize for the paint.

I remember that. I remember hearing about that when I was a kid.

I saw some of that in their living room.

I saw some of that in their living room.

I saw some of that in their living room.

I saw them in their backyard.

I saw them in their backyard.

I saw your furnace, Doctor...

I saw your furnace, Doctor...

I say we get a look in those garbage cans.

I say we get a look in those garbage cans.

I say we start in the kitchen. They probably got some cold beer in there.

I say we wait 'til first light. Scope me.

I should have gone to the lake.

I should have listened to Carol.

I slipped it back in through the mail slot.

I slipped it back in through the mail slot.

I think I see something moving in there.

I think I should go upstairs and check this out.

I think I should have a talk with the boys in the den for a few minutes.

I think it's at about 1:00.

I think it's time we all stopped acting like kindergartners.

I think it's time we all stopped acting like kindergartners.

I think that I have given you my answer.

I think the message to psychos, fanatics, murderers...

I think there's been some modifications on this 'cause this conduit's brand new.

I think they're clean. I think Bonnie and Carol are right.

I think they're gone, Mark. I think they're gone!

I think we should go over there, knock on their door...

I think we should go over there, knock on their door...

I think we've broken enough laws for one day.

I think we've broken enough laws for one day.

I thought his middle name was Louis.

I thought the candles would be romantic... for the ladies.

I took a jolt, but I'm okay.

I want to kill everyone.

I want to kill everyone.

I want you to stop spying on the Klopeks with Ricky Butler.

I wanted to introduce you to my friend.

I wanted to introduce you to my friend.

I was 18 months in the bush, and I can snap your neck in a heartbeat.

I was just checking this one. Besides, the radio... I was monitoring...

I was just touching up one of my pictures.

I was never over here when the Knapps lived here.

I was thinking we could bypass the fence altogether and find another way in.

I was thinking we could bypass the fence altogether and find another way in.

I wonder if Walter knows you're outside.

I wonder if Walter knows you're outside.

I wonder what was going on over there last night.

I wonder what was going on over there last night.

I would think, after the week I put you through, you'd want to too.

I wouldn't have missed this for the world.

I wouldn't say that's a sign of a struggle.

I, Ray Peterson, am placing you under citizen's arrest...

I'd rather chew broken glass.

I'd say that you are damn lucky you didn't kill him in that blast.

I'd say that you are damn lucky you didn't kill him in that blast.

I'll even do some of the work myself. I have the tools.

I'll fix the barbecue in the backyard. I'll do that.

I'll go in with you. Sure. No problem.

I'll see you later.

I'll tell him that they built a crematorium down here.

I'll vacuum the house! It'll be spotless!

I'm a shell of a man because of you, Art.

I'm all right. I'm okay, I'm okay.

I'm all right. I'm okay, I'm okay.

I'm calling the Delvaneys and having them open the cottage.

I'm calling the Delvaneys and having them open the cottage.

I'm going away for a while, Ricky.

I'm going away for a while, Ricky.

I'm going on vacation.

I'm going over the fence and I'm not comin' back 'til I find a dead body.

I'm gonna be gone all day. It'd be a good time for you to go see Evelyn.

I'm gonna be gone all day. It'd be a good time for you to go see Evelyn.

I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.

I'm gonna help you rebuild your house.

I'm gonna mix the zinnias in with the rest of the flowers.

I'm gonna mix the zinnias in with the rest of the flowers.

I'm gonna pack a bag and go up to the lake.

I'm not going to hear this. I'm not going to listen.

I'm okay. I'm all right.

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed...

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed...

I'm only trying to take a nap.

I'm outta here.

I'm sorry if Landru frightened you.

I'm starving.

I'm trying to cut back.

I'm trying to cut back.

I'm your neighbour, Ray Peterson. That's my wife, Carol.

I've been noticing a weird kind of odour.

I've been thinking about it. I don't think we should go through with this.

I've been watching that house ever since they moved in.

I've got a foursome lined up with Art today in an hour and a half though.

I've never seen anybody drive their garbage to the street...

I've never seen that.

If he was gonna borrow anything, he'd come over to your place.

If I had been on the plane, it would have crashed.

If we had gone to the lake, I'd have twice as many of these.

In fact, he's a very well respected pathologist, my friend.

In fact, he's a very well respected pathologist, my friend.

In Southeast Asia, we'd call this type of thing "bad karma."

In the McDonald's corporate think tank, executives...

In the neighbourhood with you

Indeed. And tomorrow...

Infrared night vision scopes? What are we gonna do next, tap their phone?

Is that a transformer or something?

Is that supposed to go to

Is that supposed to go to 5,000 degrees, do you think?

Is this sweet enough?

It always keeps us on the move.

It belonged to a neighbour of yours.

It could be a candy bar wrapper. It could be a napkin.

It could be a crumpled up credit card receipt.

It doesn't matter 'cause we got 'em on the run now.

It got real hot. It was sweltering.

It is four hours of driving on the tollway in holiday traffic...

It is four hours of driving on the tollway in holiday traffic...

It must be what all the noise was.

It must be what all the noise was.

It runs all the way back over there and up through a hole in the ceiling.

It runs all the way back over there and up through a hole in the ceiling.

It was a long time ago. Hinkley Hills was a lot smaller then.

It was a night just like this that it happened.

It was so nice of you to invite the new neighbours over for a barbecue.

It was so nice of you to invite the new neighbours over for a barbecue.

It wasn't bees though. It was a foaming squirrel.

It wasn't bees though. It was a foaming squirrel.

It, uh... No, it's my note.

It's a beautiful day for a neighbour

It's a beautiful day in this neighbourhood

It's a cinch he's not running for governor, right?

It's about the old guy who owned the apartment...

It's about time, you guys.

It's Carol Peterson from next door.

It's Carol Peterson from next door.

It's gonna be broadcast on satellite all over the world, live!

It's gonna be broadcast on satellite all over the world, live!

It's gonna blow!

It's good to see you've come to your senses, sweetie.

It's just some litter. The guy's a litterbug.

It's just some litter. The guy's a litterbug.

It's just starting to get good.

It's like, maybe, somebody left the gate open.

It's locked.

It's my neighbour.

It's not against the law to break cookies.

It's packing dust. I'm sorry.

It's pretty dangerous with the trip wire.

It's pretty dangerous with the trip wire.

It's really getting hot out here.

It's started already. Look at you.

It's them. They're movin' around again.

It's your vacation.

Jesus Christ! Get an ambulance on that thing!

Jump a little higher, Spud Webb.

Jump a little higher, Spud Webb.

Just a minute or two.

Just don't touch anything up there, all right?

Just don't touch anything up there, all right?

Just like you

Just one... I'll be... Yeah.

Just one... I'll be... Yeah.

Just pull open the door, pull the rip cord and bail out on us.

Just pull open the door, pull the rip cord and bail out on us.

Just shut up and paint your goddam house!

Just shut up and paint your goddam house!

Just take your balls out of your wife's purse.

Just throw me the tools.

Just throw me the tools.

Just what kind of doctor is this brother of yours?

Just you and Unc living here in the house, is that it, sonny?

Keep 'em busy. Keep 'em busy. I'll get Ray.

Kind of like death.

Klopek. What is that, Slavic?

Klopeks went back inside Walter's house...

Klopeks? Wow.

Last week when I was up on the roof with my telescope...

Last week when I was up on the roof with my telescope...

Let me go. I'm all right.

Let me tell you what happened next.

Let me tell you what happened next.

Let's do this again sometime... real soon.

Let's do this again sometime... real soon.

Let's go.

Let's not go that way tonight.

Let's see if we can find some dog food.

Listen to your wife? Who listens to their wife? You gotta listen to me.

Listen up real carefully, mister.

Listen, I was w...

Listen.

Look at all the stuff they put together down here.

Look at me!

Look at my fingers.

Look at the size of this thing.

Look, the world is full of these kind of things. Look at this.

Look, we got power here.

Look! Look over there! Look! Right now!

Look! Look over there! Look! Right now!

Looks nice.

Make a stand for one time in your life.

Man, that was an incredible choke hold you put on me, pal. The guy's a brute.

Man, that was an incredible choke hold you put on me, pal. The guy's a brute.

Maybe that was brother down there...

Maybe the guy's upstairs in a bathtub or something...

Maybe we could have a little participation here.

Maybe we should go take a look in the basement.

Maybe we should go take a look in the basement.

Maybe.

Me, the young boy...

Mind your own business!

Mind your own business.

Miss, you wanna come back here, please?

Mm hmm. Great, great.

Mm hmm. Great, great.

Monday night he had some heart palpitations.

Monday night he had some heart palpitations.

Mr Klopek, hi. Ray Peterson.

Mr Klopek!

Mr Peterson, where you going?

Mr Peterson, where you going?

Mr Rumsfield, you guys managed to knock out the power in the entire block.

Mr Seznick was at the hospital 'til 8:00 this evening.

Mr Seznick was at the hospital 'til 8:00 this evening.

Mr Weingartner! Art!

Mrs Rumsfield.

Mrs Rumsfield.

My brother, the doctor.

My cousin is a priest. He can get us a deal.

My eye hurts.

My fingernails are black.

My taxes pay your salary!

My taxes pay your salary!

My wife is home!

My wife is home!

Naked ladies.

Naked ladies.

Neighbour take flight.

Neighbours from hell.

Nice. Very, very nice.

Nice. Very, very nice.

No headlights.

No one goes in. No one comes out.

No one knows how many trip alarms they have in there.

No one knows how many trip alarms they have in there.

No one wants to say anything.

No one wants to say anything.

No one would have ever suspected them of foul play.

No tan lines this morning.

No tan lines this morning.

No visitors. No deliveries.

No way Wednesday night. I'm in a league.

No way Wednesday night. I'm in a league.

No, Carol. I don't want to go to the cottage.

No, I can take out everything they've got with one clip of the snips.

No, I didn't see that.

No, I didn't see that.

No, I haven't. Nobody on the block has.

No, I just think things have gone off the deep end.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm not.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The bees came from there.

No, sir.

No, they're not. Are they, Ray? Go ahead, tell 'em.

No, they're not. Are they, Ray? Go ahead, tell 'em.

No, wait, wait, wait.

No, you don't.

No, you've got to.

No!

No!

No!

No! Ray! Ray, come back here!

No! Ray! Ray, come back here!

No.

No.

No. And we're just getting to know you.

No. And we're just getting to know you.

Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighbourhood and gets away with it.

Not a finger, not a nose, nothing!

Not a finger, not a nose, nothing!

Now they know that we know that they know that we know!

Now, before somebody falls off a roof or sets themselves on fire...

Now, before somebody falls off a roof or sets themselves on fire...

Now, now, I want my skull.

Nutcases all over the world is, uh...

Oh, all right. Okay.

Oh, Dr Klopek, I'm so sorry.

Oh, God, what's this?

Oh, God! Jesus Christ!

Oh, great. Don't worry, you guys. I can get this.

Oh, is this the dining room? Oh! You startled me.

Oh, is this the dining room? Oh! You startled me.

Oh, it's Walter's rug.

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, Mr Rumsfield, be careful. Queenie...

Oh, no. I got that thing with my stomach again.

Oh, no. I got that thing with my stomach again.

Oh, pardon my glove.

Oh, please. Don't even compare the two.

Oh, please. Don't even compare the two.

Oh, Ricky Butler says.

Oh, Ricky Butler says.

Oh, well, I was doing some thinking.

Oh, well, I was doing some thinking.

Oh, yeah, I thank my lucky stars.

Oh, yes. I know you did.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh. Pretty girl.

Oh. Pretty girl.

Okay, do it.

Okay, hepcats, get off my car!

Okay, hepcats, get off my car!

Okay, I admit it. They're slightly eccentric.

Okay, now see the fat guy? That's Mr Weingartner.

Okay, now see the fat guy? That's Mr Weingartner.

Okay, now, everybody just act normal.

Okay, stay right here, and we'll find your dish.

Okay!

Okay!

Old people space out sometimes.

Once they get in here, it's over, pal.

One thing about these old guys:

Only Skip didn't count on there being a big heat wave that summer.

Only Skip didn't count on there being a big heat wave that summer.

Ooh, I bet that hurts, huh?

Or some knockwurst or something. I'm starving.

Or, perhaps, I might just take yours.

Ow!

Ow! God!

Ow.

People are hanging those on their porches.

People are hanging those on their porches.

People like Skip?

People who mow their lawn for the 800th time and then snap?

Peterson.

Please, Carol, let him come out.

Please, let's pack up the car and go to the lake. Just get away and rest.

Pretty comfortable house, ain't it?

Pretty neat, eh?

Probably the whole south end of town.

Probably.

Queenie!

Quiet, quiet, quiet. I wouldn't wake you if it wasn't important.

Rain delay.

Ray Peterson.

Ray, do the words breaking and entering mean anything to you?

Ray, do you want 'em to take your family, kidnap 'em...

Ray, do you want 'em to take your family, kidnap 'em...

Ray, I think we can give up. They'd never bury him this deep.

Ray, I'm thinking the reason we didn't find anything in the backyard...

Ray, look at the size of this furnace.

Ray, look. Ray. Unconscious chanting. You're chanting.

Ray, over here! Run to water!

Ray, Ray, you're chanting. Hey.

Ray, Ray, you're chanting. Hey.

Ray, remember night before last?

Ray, remember night before last?

Ray, that could take all night.

Ray, there's nothing in here.

Ray, this is Walter.

Ray, this is Walter.

Ray, Walter showed up!

Ray, what do you think?

Ray, what was that you were saying the other day about half cocked theories?

Ray, where are you going?

Ray, you're chanting. Ray.

Ray!

Ray!

Ray! Raymond!

Ray! Raymond!

Ray.

Ray.

Ray.

Ray.

Ray.

Ray.

Ray.

Ray. Ray, there's no doubt any more.

Ray. Ray, there's no doubt any more.

Ray. Ray.

Ray. Ray.

Ray... Ray, you found it, right?

Ray... sleep tight.

Ray... sleep tight.

Ray."

Relax? Good luck with those maniacs you got living next door.

Relax.

Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs?

Remember when the Knapps lived next door?

Ricky Butler says they're nocturnal feeders.

Ricky Butler says they're nocturnal feeders.

Ricky, shut up!

Right, Ray? Yesterday, wasn't it?

Right, Ray? Yesterday, wasn't it?

Right. Been awfully quiet, Ray.