The Lego Movie (2014) Edit

A "Special One"?

A corrupted spirit is no match for the purity of imagina

A double decker couch?

A face in the crowd...

A house divided against itself would be better...

A Special One with face of yellow

A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be.

A wondrous land...

Aah! I can't move!

Aah! I've got pigs! I hate pigs!

Aah! Oh, my gosh. My hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.

About the Piece of Resistance.

Act normal.

Actually, it's a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system.

After a while, crocodile.

Ah! Is that Superman?

Ah! No, wait, guys!

Ah. Bubble gums.

Ah. Okay. Race car.

Aha. Take that!

All I want is the Piece of Resistance.

All I'm asking for is total perfection.

All of this that you see before you...

All of those are my friends! No, stop it!

All of you have the ability inside of you to be a groundbreaker.

All right, everyone.

All right, here it comes. My secret weapon...

All right, we need a red four piece unit over at the

All right.

All the MasterBuilders you've captured over the years...

All those bricks, you can build anything you want.

All units, attack that spaceship.

All units, attack the sub!

All you have to do is to believe.

ALL: "Honey, where's my pants?"

ALL: Emmet!

ALL: Everything is cool When you're part of a team

ALL: Go, Sports Team!

ALL: Good morning, city!

ALL: Ready? Break.

Also...

Although...

Always root for the local sports team.

Am I right, guys?

And always be sure to keep the soap out of your ! Aah!

And be the greatest Most interesting

And by the way, I found a few of your friends.

And don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week!

And don't forget us MasterBuilders.

And even though they seemed weird...

And Harry...

And he stole the mysterious...

And he stole the mysterious...

And he was just like all of you.

And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart...

And I know it's going to be really hard, but

And I know that sounds super mature. It's just...

And I mean literally!

And I owe you an apology...

And I'll tell you me tale of woe.

And I'm gonna tell you something:

And I'm not what you'd call a "creative type."

And it made me wanna do everything I could...

And it's not just you, Bad Cop, that keeps messing up my plans.

And not everybody can fit on my one couch...

And now we have to finish what he started...

And Octan, they make good stuff.

And organs.

And so is everyone.

And sometimes, very, very dark gray.

And that's it. Check.

And the metal one too. All dudes.

And the next minute, you're nobody.

And the prophecy states...

And then...

And there be a mysterious room called the Think Tank.

And there's also no consistency.

And those of us who remained...

And to think for a moment I thought I might be.

And to think I was going to follow you to the end of the universe.

And we search for the Piece of Resistance.

And with a noble army at the helm

And you are capable of amazing things...

And you are right.

And, by the way, I have a boyfriend.

And, like, where we are in time.

And, you know, if Batman can't see that, then he's just

Any chain restaurant.

Any idea is a good idea...

Anyone know what this is, and do you need it?

Anyway, you guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed.

Anyways, I don't think that's you.

Are you insane?

Are you kidding me?

Are you ready, my son?

Are you the student I used to have...

Argh! I can't move!

Arr, if only there were more people in the world like he.

Arr, there be too many Micro managers!

As you wish, Dubbledore.

Avast, mateys!

Awesome!

Babe, look, if this relationship is ever gonna work between us...

Babe!

Babe?

Back from the dead, Brickowski?

BAD COP [IN DISTORTED VOICE]: Wake up. EMMET: Ugh.

Bad Cop is waiting for you in your office.

Bad Cop, he could still be alive! The Piece could still be out there.

Bad Cop, you see what I'm talking about?

BAD COP: All units...

BAD COP: Come on, wake up!

BAD COP: Copy that.

BAD COP: Ruh roh. It's the bad guys.

BAD COP: The Special's in the northwest quadrant.

BAD COP: There he is.

BAD COP: What?

Bad Cop?

Bad Cop.

Bang, bang, bang bang bang bang!

BARRY [ON TV]: Look at Randy here.

BARRY: Harry's the best!

Batman is the worst person I've ever met.

Batman, there's something I need to say to you.

BATMAN: Hey, babe. What?

BATMAN: Pow. Wham. Ka zap.

BATMAN: What do I even ? I can't !

BATMAN: Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.

BATMAN: Yes, this is real music.

Batman!

Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.

Be careful.

Be ye disabling of yon shield.

Because he's not even a MasterBuilder. Watch.

Because I died.

Because I see a heavenly body.

Because it rhymes

Because it's Kragled. Machine gum!

Because the only thing anyone needs to be special...

Behold...

Benny and Metal Beard...

Benny, what's going on?

BENNY: Disable the shield!

BENNY: Disable the shield! Come on!

BENNY: Disable the shield. EMMET: Now.

BENNY: Emmet, you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.

Black hole

Blacked out windows

Blah, blah, blah.

Boom!

Boom!

BOY: It's your turn to be the hero.

Break the ground!

Bring me the fleece crested Scepter of Q Teep...

Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises.

Bruce Wayne? Uh, who's that?

Brush your teeth.

Build away, whatever your name is.

Build something! Build something!

BUSINESS [OVER PA]: Attention, everyone.

BUSINESS ROBOT: Coffee sales are through the roof, sir.

Business, business, business. Numbers.

BUSINESS: As you can see, they're loading the Kragle in a big machine upstairs.

BUSINESS: Bad Cop, unfortunately, I'm gonna have to leave you here to die.

BUSINESS: Don't worry about this big black...

BUSINESS: Get back to where you were!

BUSINESS: Hello, everybody!

BUSINESS: Hey.

BUSINESS: Hold still, you guys.

BUSINESS: I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again.

BUSINESS: It must be weird.

BUSINESS: Set the electric shocker to 100 Mississippi.

BUSINESS: The Kragle. The most powerful super weapon...

BUSINESS: What is going on?

BUSINESS: Yeah! I know!

But as unspecial as I am...

But he's such a good guy.

But here we go.

But how can I just decide to believe that I'm special...

But I can't do any of the stuff...

But I have a way to fix that.

But I just said that.

But I was just playing

But I'm angry with you for some reason.

But President Business was confused by all the chaos.

But still on a Tuesday!

But that means I'm just

But the way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.

But there is a way out of this.

But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?

But you can't build all of them at once.

But you can't work together as a team.

But, Dad, you don't understand.

But, you know, it has cup holders.

Butterflies.

Can't get much worse than this.

Check out the lyrics.

Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!

Ciao.

Comb your hair. Hmm.

Come on, guys!

Come on, you can't be this stupid.

Come on!

Come with me if you wanna not die.

COMMAND BOT: Attention, everybody! Incoming speaker delivery!

COMPUTER: 13 Mississippi... No!

COMPUTER: 18 Mississippi...

COMPUTER: Activate helmet.

COMPUTER: Beginning zapping termination...

COMPUTER: Motion sensors triggered in Sector 12.

Continued darkness

Cool! Talking computer.

Cool. What kind of sound system does it have?

Cotton candy.

Cover the what?

Cover your butt.

Cover? Cover for what?

COWBOY: Y'all want a giant turkey leg?

COWBOYS: Yee haw!

Croissants? I love croissants.

Cuckooland? Wait. What happened to that whole training part?

Curtains drawn

Cut! Ha, ha!

Dang it.

Dark, brooding...

Darkness

Darn, darn, darn, darny darn!

Defend yourselves.

Diabolical.

Did ye not hear me whole story...

Did you see Where Are My Pants? last night?

Did you take the top off of the tower?

Didn't you hear him?

Disable the shield!

Disable the shield.

Do it.

Do not eat me. Please.

Do you have any idea what that does to your colon?

Do you think Zeppelins are a bad investment?

Do you want to sit down and talk about it?

Does anyone have any ideas?

Does anyone have some Kryptonite that they could give me?

Don't be so serious.

Don't brake! Go! Don't stop! Go! Now!

Don't forget to smile.

Don't let The Special get away.

Don't worry, Dad, I read your dumb instructions. Stop yelling at me.

Don't worry, Emmet.

Don't worry, Superman.

Dragon!

Draw a cowboy hat on him.

Drop off dry cleaning before noon.

EMMET [WHISPERING]: That's the signal...

Emmet had ideas.

Emmet, don't worry about what the others are doing.

Emmet, go!

Emmet, just given what's around you...

Emmet, thank you.

Emmet, that should give you enough time...

Emmet, this is my boyfriend, Batman.

Emmet, we need to attach the wheel to something that spins around.

Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier.

Emmet, you had a vision.

EMMET: "Step three: Exercise."

EMMET: Abraham Lincoln!

EMMET: Ah, perfect.

EMMET: Always return a compliment.

EMMET: Am I just gonna keep...

EMMET: Can't we build something? Hey! I'm Ben. But you can call me Benny.

EMMET: Classic episode.

EMMET: Does he have, like, super gross hands...

EMMET: Drink overpriced coffee.

EMMET: Hey, uh, I WYLDSTYLE: Hang on, sir.

EMMET: Hey, uh, listen. You think you can explain why I'm dressed like this...

EMMET: I gotta get the Piece of Resistance.

EMMET: Lord Business.

EMMET: Lucy.

EMMET: Mm hm.

EMMET: Mm hm.

EMMET: Move!

EMMET: No!

EMMET: Oh, boy!

EMMET: Oh, man.

EMMET: Once inside, they'll use their technical know how...

EMMET: Ow.

EMMET: Step 12: Obey all traffic signs and regulations.

EMMET: Step five:

EMMET: Step one:

EMMET: Step six: Batman and Unikitty go into the boardroom...

EMMET: Step three: We break into Lord Business' office...

EMMET: Step two:

EMMET: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

EMMET: Stop!

EMMET: Stop! Stop it! No! Stop it! Stop!

EMMET: Take that! Ha, ha!

EMMET: Thanks, Gail. WORKER 4: Guys, watch me drill this down.

EMMET: The Man Upstairs?

EMMET: Then once the instructions are printed...

EMMET: There's no signs or anything.

EMMET: Uh, is this Cloud Cuckooland? I don't see any clouds.

EMMET: Uh, these are the city limits.

EMMET: Uh...

EMMET: What are you doing?

EMMET: What was that?

EMMET: Whoa!

EMMET: Whoa!

EMMET: Wyldstyle!

EMMET: You mean the sun? VITRUVIUS: Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

Emmet!

Emmet!

End of the line.

Even if, you know...

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is cool When you're part of a team

Ew. Get your retro space stuff out of my area.

Exactly. And a bunch of weird, dorky stuff...

Favorite song?

Favorite TV show?

Fine!

Fine. Fine. Fine.

Finn, did you make all of this?

Finn, we're gonna play a little game. It's called:

FINN: I think I saw the X Acto over there near Middle Zealand.

FINN: Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship!

FINN: Uh, Dad? Yeah.

Fire!

Fire!

First law of the sea...

First try!

Flame test.

For I see everything!

For instance, one time I wanted to have...

Found your pants. Series is over. Benny...

Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckooland. Now...

From its hiding refuge underground

GAIL [ON TV]: Wait, I'm so confused. Who are we talking about?

Gail doesn't remember me?

Gail is perky. That's something.

Get it off me! Get it off me! Aah!

Get off my train.

Giant sausages? No way!

Give me a break!

Glad to hear it. Let's rebuild that roof to be even higher!

Go ahead, man. You got this.

Go ahead...

Go! Now's your...

Good luck, Emmet.

Good morning, apartment!

Good morning, ceiling. Good morning, floor!

Good morning, doorway! Good morning, wall.

Good night! Come here!

Goodbye.

Gosh, I'm so sorry, Unikitty.

Great call.

Great idea, babe!

Great idea, but how will we get there?

Great. Aah!

Great. You drive.

GREEN LANTERN: Didn't Krypton blow up?

GREEN LANTERN: Uh, hello, neighbor. Oh, no.

GREEN LANTERN: You wanna sit together at the meeting?

Green Ninja...

Greetings, all!

Guys, look, a rainbow.

Guys, no, no, no. It's not my fault.

Ha, ha!

Ha, ha! Fire in the hole!

Ha, ha. That's not true.

Hang on, sir!

Hang tight!

Have a great day, everybody!

Have I ever shown you my relic collection?

Have the young man step forward.

He doesn't even know about The Man Upstairs.

He is a ordinary, regular...

He is coming.

He likes sausage. That's something.

He needs to see that he can.

He was so good at fitting in, no one ever saw him.

He would like you to come to his office immediately.

He... He saved us.

He'd say something adorable like...

He's gonna ram us.

He's not just a construction worker, Dad. He's the hero.

He's not that special.

Heh. How scary can someone's office be?

Heh. The double decker couch.

Hello.

Hello. I'm Emmet.

Here in Cloud Cuckooland...

Here. Give that to me.

Here's how we do it pirate style!

Here's how we do it pirate style!

Here's the thing.

Hey, brah.

Hey, don't eat me. Don't eat me.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this...

Hey, Plantie, what do you wanna do this morning?

Hey, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?

Hey, you gotta be there for me.

Hey, you know what? Ask all my friends. They'll tell you.

Hey! Heh. That's not so bad.

Hey! I did it.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer!

Hi, everybody! How's the melting goi ?

Hi, I'm President Business...

Hi! I am Princess Unikitty...

Hi?

Hilarious. That never gets old.

Ho ho!

Honey, where are my pants?

Honey, where are my...

How did that happen?

How does anyone know what not to do?

How will we get inside?

How's it going in the big city?

I I don't Where am I? What's happening?

I "believe" you too.

I always believed in you, Emmet.

I am a blind man and cannot see.

I am a MasterBuilder.

I am Ghost Vitruvius.

I am so pumped up!

I am the computer.

I arrived...

I barely made it out of that...

I be leaving this lost cause!

I call them the dogs. Listen to them bark!

I can build a spaceship. Watch.

I can feel you.

I can get us anywhere.

I can see everything.

I can still save them!

I can't break him. Take him to the melting chamber.

I can't control it much longer!

I can't do it.

I can't do this!

I can't make any sense of it.

I could build a spaceship!

I could?

I did?

I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't like goodbyes. Let's just call this:

I don't think he's ever had an original thought. In his life.

I don't.

I feel like maybe I should touch that.

I gotta move.

I guess this might be goodbye.

I had this weird dream when I touched the Piece.

I had to replace every part of my once strapping...

I hate this place.

I have a drive on.

I have a job to do.

I hear it's super painful to take off.

I just need to give the secret knock.

I knew that was suspicious. There's no time to lose.

I know it's hard to understand...

I know that guy but I know, like, zippy zap about him.

I know things seem kind of bad right now.

I know what you're thinking:

I know you do, sir. Please don't.

I know you put on this tough act...

I know, I'm doing my best...

I made it up. It's not true.

I may not be a MasterBuilder.

I may not have a lot of experience...

I mean, all he does is say yes...

I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship...

I mean...

I need a 1 by 2 key hole.

I need everyone, repeat: everyone, to go after The Special.

I never got a trophy just for showing up!

I never have any ideas.

I really like that name.

I said "every man for himself."

I see you've accidentally wandered into my Think Tank.

I super hate you.

I think I got it...

I think I heard a whoosh.

I think we could use wings and rocket boosters.

I think.

I wanna do it so bad.

I wanna go home!

I wanted it to be me, okay?

I wanted to be The Special.

I was wrong.

I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it.

I will text you.

I would not rather he died.

I'll do it on your parents!

I'll hold these guys off. You go stop them. Yay!

I'm Batman.

I'm Gandalf!

I'm going to the sports bar after work tonight.

I'm just a construction worker.

I'm just gonna come right out.

I'm just saying, you were all, "He's not The Special, Vitruvius.

I'm late to meet my best friends in the whole world.

I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.

I'm not mean. What are you talking about?

I'm not some special little snowflake...

I'm not The Special?

I'm not The Special.

I'm not trying to bail!

I'm so pretty. I like you.

I'm, uh I'm Wyldstyle.

I've built a hundred just like them back in the city.

I've never heard of that man, whom I am not.

Ideas so dumb and bad...

If anybody has black parts, I need them, okay?

If I could get the attention of the smaller creature...

If only Emmet were here to see this.

If the construction guy...

If The Man Upstairs chose him to be The Special...

If we can just get in, I know where the air ducts and wiring are located.

If you do one more thing, I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon.

If you're sitting on the bottom and you're watching TV...

If...

In a spaceship.

In fact, I'm not all that smart.

In the basement

Introducing the double decker couch.

Is share a meal with the special people in my life.

Is that last name "Butt," first name "Your," or is it ?

Is that the Office Tower?

Is this another vision?

Is this The Man ?

Isn't there supposed to also be ?

Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?

It be over.

It didn't break!

It makes me just wanna pick up whoever...

It means I don't believe you!

It might have been that cop. He said something about the Kragle.

It really kind of depends on

It wasn't totally pointless after all.

It will be known as Freedom Friday!

It won't come off! It's chasing me!

It's a double decker couch.

It's about all of us.

It's about how I'm an orphan.

It's brilliant, sir, that you pretended to be a useless nobody...

It's gone.

It's Green Lantern.

It's just business.

It's just going great, if somebody would listen to me!

It's like the opposite of happiness.

It's my hand. I want you to take it.

It's not personal.

It's party time!

It's super serious.

It's the one thing that stayed together.

It's the Orb of Tee ti list!

It's the perfect cover.

It's up to you now, Emmet.

It's you?

JEFF: Meow. Meow.

JIM: But, you know, he's not, like...

Jump on. Let's go!

Jumping jacks. Hit them!

Just imagine what could happen if you did that.

Just stop it!

Keep it up, guys.

Kind of makes it better

Kind of makes it better

KNIGHT: Tallyho!

Kragle. I know that.

LANDO: Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive.

Lasers...

Let me show you how it's done.

Let me try.

Let's do this.

Let's fly!

Let's get him, fellas!

Let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business...

Let's get this gunk off this construction worker.

Let's go! We need to get Emmet out of here.

Let's hold hands.

Let's not talk about my name!

Let's take extra care to follow the instructions, or you'll be put to sleep.

Light sequence.

Like an underwater spaceship!

Like eagle talons mixed with squid?

Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS.

Look at all of these things that people built.

Look at what you did when you believed you were special.

Look, everybody, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it

Look, I'm sorry, okay? You just

Look, it's not my fault!

Look, um, I watch a lot of cop shows on TV.

Lord Business.

Lord Business. I know The Special got away, but

Lucy!

Lucy!

Lucy.

Ma, scoot...

MAN 1 [ON SCREEN]: What's going on? I can't move!

MAN 1: Good morning, city! MAN 2: Good morning, city!

MAN 1: You're not even a bit special.

MAN 2 [ON SCREEN]: Please, please! Won't somebody help us?

MAN 2: You're a huge disappointment.

MAN 3: Get him out of here. I don't wanna look at him.

MAN 3: Good morning, city! MAN 4: Top of the morning to you there, city!

MAN 5: Good morning, city! How you doing? WOMAN: Good morning, city!

MAN UPSTAIRS: Nope, he's not.

MAN UPSTAIRS: What am I holding here?

Man, he's such a cool guy. I always wanna hear more of what

Man, I feel so good right now! I could sing this song for hours!

MAN: What a lady!

MASTERBUILDERS: Help us!

Maybe there are.

Maybe we could find one!

Me?

Meet me downstairs in 10 seconds.

Meet me upstairs in 10 seconds.

Metal Beard, that was awesome!

MICRO MANAGER: Commencing micro management.

MICRO MANAGER: Commencing...

MICRO MANAGER: Scanning submarine wreckage.

MICRO MANAGER: Take him down, boys!

Micro managers, commence micro management.

Middle of the night

Mommy. Daddy. What are you doing here?

More darkness. Get it?

Most important person of all times

Move!

Mr. Shaquille O'Neal.

Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows...

My fellow MasterBuilders, including but not limited to...

My gosh!

My home.

My idea is to build a spaceship...

My sweet Emmet. Come closer.

My world is almost finished.

Nah, they'll be fine.

No more Mr. Nice Guy!

No one ever told me I was special.

No parents

No parents

No problem, Michael.

No problem.

No survivors detected.

No way. This is my jam.

No, "Dumbledore."

No, but thank you.

No, Emmet!

No, I don't want to.

No, I want you to join me.

No, let's not let Emmet try! I haven't had any training.

No, no, no, do not listen to her.

No, no, no, this is a disaster.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no!

No, there was about to be a "but."

No, they're expecting us to show up...

No, wait! No, we're going down! Mayday!

No, we must protect the Piece.

No!

No!

No!

No! But it might not, right?

No! It's follow the instructions.

No! No! Grr!

No! You can't. The skies are surrounded.

No.

No.

No. No. Uh uh. No.

No. No. Whoa, no, no, no.

No. Wyldstyle

No. You must create the instructions in your mind, my liege.

Nobody knows where this stuff comes from.

Not so special anymore, huh?

Not that. Wrong.

Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically.

Now hold on, Han.

Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?

Now that I'm letting you come down here and play...

Now you're talking!

Now, everybody say "Freeze!"

Now, I didn't move

Now, listen. Wait, listen.

Now, Ma...

Now, where is my X Acto knife?

Now, you're MasterBuilders.

Of course not. Not if you keep telling him he can't.

Of course, buddy. I believe you.

Of course, sir.

Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.

Oh, dang!

Oh, darling, I can't move me legs.

Oh, don't worry. I won't test it on you.

Oh, forget it!

Oh, great, here we go again.

Oh, great. Thank you.

Oh, he led them right to us.

Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room.

Oh, man.

Oh, my gosh, we're roommates! How crazy is that?

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, no, your boyfriend's gone.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! They were ready for that.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, now there's a prophecy.

Oh, Pa, hold me.

Oh, sir, you're brilliant.

Oh, son!

Oh, the act.

Oh, the Kragle!

Oh, there you are.

Oh, we asked them, all right.

Oh, we got a hugger.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages.

Oh, yes! The supposed missing Piece of Resistance...

Oh, yes. But we're not done yet.

Oh.

Oh. Really?

Oh. Thank you.

Oh. Uh, Emmet, wait.

Oh. Where did it go?

Okay, got that one down.

Okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office...

Okay, it says here to take everything weird and blow it up.

Okay, let me just find the wizard...

Okay, okay. Um

Okay, shh.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right, yes.

Okay. Spaceship! Spaceship!

Okay. Wait for my signal.

On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to Kragleize the entire universe...

On three.

Once we arrive at Cloud Cuckooland, we'll raise an army...

One

One day, a talented lass or fellow

One minute, you're the most special person in the universe.

One of those sounds awesome to me.

One!

Ooh, whoa, I have a boyfriend. And it is super serious. Right, babe?

Ooh, you're really letting the oxygen out of my tank here.

Oop! I almost forgot that one!

Or having ideas in general.

Or The Special?

Or what we're doing here.

Or whenever you can.

Other places that are dark

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

Ow, ow, ow!

Ow!

Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

Ow.

Owie!

PA COP: We're okay, son. Ha, ha.

Park between the lines. Yes!

Peel up the pieces...

People everywhere are always messing with my stuff.

People taking what you made...

Perfect.

Perfect. Whoo!

Permanently.

Permanently.

Phew.

PIGS: Oink, oink, oink.

PIGS: Oink!

PILOT: Guys, got a 1 by 1 with an indented stud on one side.

Playing dumb, MasterBuilder.

Please disable the shield systems.

Please, calm yourselves.

Please! Everyone! Please!

Plus, it turns out the hairy one's a dude.

Plus...

President Business is gonna end the world?

President Business was going to use the Kragle...

President Business, we're trying to locate the fugitive...

President Business. I have him right here, sir.

Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff.

Quick, quick, quick! That piece! Give me that piece.

Quit playing around in the mud. I could use your help.

Ready to start the day!

Really?

Really? So it's like a bunk bed couch? Is that what it's like?

Red alert, red alert.

Relax, everybody, I'm here.

Release every Micro manager we have!

Release the copper choppers.

Release the Kragle!

Rest in pieces.

Right now, it's about you.

Right.

ROBBER 1: Stick them up. ROBBER 2: Hands where I can see them.

ROBOT [OVER RADIO]: 10 4, Bad Cop.

ROBOT: 10 4.

ROBOT: Hey, who is that?

ROBOT: Sir, we've blocked the freeway.

ROBOTS [SINGING]: Everything is awesome

ROBOTS [SINGING]: Everything is awesome

Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact Zero.

Robots, destroy him!

Robots, destroy this old man at once.

Robots!

Robots!

ROGER: Instructions coming in from Central.

Rubbish!

Scuba cops, dredge the entire ocean if you have to.

Seats flip up with coolers underneath.

Security cameras picked up this.

See you later, alligator.

See?

See? He can't do it. He will never be a MasterBuilder.

Send in a Micro manager!

Shaq, do you know what time...

Shave your face.

SHERIFF: Dagnabit!

SHERIFF: Piano man...

Shh. Benny...

Shoot, shoot, shoot. Bullet, bullet, gun.

Sir, can you approve this poster for Taco Tuesday?

Sir, we got an intrud !

Sir.

Skeletrons, get him!

So don't get any ideas.

So everyone could watch TV together and be buddies!

So I can make things the way they're supposed to be.

So I guess running around and screaming is normal.

So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return...

So why did you come back?

So, uh...

Somebody get me some markers...

Something that spins around. Spins around. Spins around.

Son?

Sorry, Benny. Maybe next time.

Sorry.

Sounds like a cool guy.

Space ID.

Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship Spaceship, spaceship

Spaceship!

Spaceship!

Spaceship!

Spaceship!

Spaceship!

Spaceship!

Stay positive.

Step 13: Enjoy popular music.

Step four:

Step one:

Step one: Trust your instincts.

Super rich

Super rich

Superman. Wonder Woman, I had no idea you'd be here.

Sure, sure, sure. Let's go with that.

Surely you feel bad for your parents, and you wanna help them, don't you?

Taco Tuesday.

Tacos, tacos! We're going crazy! Yeah.

Take the MasterBuilders prisoner.

Ten, nine, eight...

Termination failure.

Thank you, Batman. Your ideas are the best.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That guy's not a criminal mastermind.

That idea is just the worst.

That is against the instructions!

That is gonna start hurting...

That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

That night in the city, when you thought I was The Special...

That sounds dumb.

That thing is filled with bon vivants.

That was a great, inspiring legend...

That was my real name.

That would be great...

That's a bat pun.

That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.

That's disgusting!

That's great. You can't do anything better. No reason why you should move.

That's not official safety orange.

That's okay.

That's okay. I didn't really wanna build...

That's super frustrating.

That's the day every rule following citizen gets a free taco and my love!

That's weird.

That's what I was just thinking about.

That's you. Right?

That's your boyfriend? Aah!

The "S" is silent.

The box for this one said ages 8 to 14.

The Droid's right. Let's roll.

The Kragle!

The last thing I need to do is finish...

The most talented, most brilliant...

The one thing that can ruin my plans.

The only remnant of The Special was a double decker couch.

The only thing that can stop the Kragle.

The people are trying to stop President Business...

The Piece of Resistance!

The Piece of Resistance.

The piece of what?

The Power of The Special.

The prophecy is made up...

The prophecy states that...

The prophecy...

The prophecy's made up.

The reason I made up the prophecy...

The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.

The roof team is on it.

The Special and the Piece of Resistance are at the bottom of the ocean.

The Special has arisen.

The Special is no more.

The Special will now give an eloquent speech.

The tunnel's that way.

The walls are crying!

The what?

Then we haven't a moment to lose.

Then why is it permanently stuck to your back?

There are no movies in your area with that title.

There he is!

There is yet one hope.

There it goes!

There must be something around here...

There's also this one...

There's Bad Cop.

There's gotta be a bright side...

There's no government...

These are the colors I need: Blue razzleberry and sour apple!

They come up with all the instructions for everything in the universe.

They took the hard way. Fire!

They will go to an Internet café...

They're probably missing me right now.

They're probably out looking around.

They're tearing me apart!

This be doubled land couch.

This be impossible.

This hyperdrive keeps malfunctioning...

This is a misunderstanding.

This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle.

This is also my jam.

This is Emmet.

This is Emmet.

This is not what I meant!

This is President Business.

This is real music, Emmet.

This is so weir ! Ow!

This is supposed to make us feel better?

This MasterBuilder will thwart The Kragle and save the realm

This might actually work.

This might be the right galaxy after all.

This next meeting could run a little bit...

This one...

This rebellion ends right now.

Those guys were so lame. All they did was play space checkers.

Those you push down deep inside...

Thought you said "Dubbadore."

Three!

To the invisible jet!

Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday.

Too bad.

Touch the Piece.

Touch the Piece.

Touch the Piece. Touch the Piece.

TRUCK DRIVER: Oh, no. No!

TV ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Where Are My Pants?

Two!

Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.

Uh oh! My mistake!

Uh oh.

Uh, I didn't mention that earlier?

Uh, I mean, I know what a MasterBuilder is.

Uh, I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up.

Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod Shuffle.

Uh, yes. That's me.

Uh... Ahem. Hey, everybody.

Um, I have to go back to Krypton.

Um, it's in there.

Um...

Um...

Unh! My eyes! Ow!

Unh! You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece.

UNIKITTY: No! It has to be this way! WYLDSTYLE: No, I need that!

UNIKITTY: Oh, no!

UNIKITTY: Wyldstyle, look...

Unikitty...

Unless your instincts are terrible.

Vitruvius will provide lookout and make sure we're not being followed.

VITRUVIUS: Aha.

VITRUVIUS: Because the world depends on it.

VITRUVIUS: Believe.

VITRUVIUS: Emmet. Who said that?

VITRUVIUS: Head for the big bright thing in the sky.

VITRUVIUS: I did.

VITRUVIUS: I liked Emmet before it was cool.

VITRUVIUS: Okay.

VITRUVIUS: So you're gonna drive up the curved part...

VITRUVIUS: So, Special, what do we do?

VITRUVIUS: The prophecy chose you, Emmet.

VITRUVIUS: The Special has arisen.

VITRUVIUS: This MasterBuilder will thwart The Kragle and save the realm

VITRUVIUS: Uh...

VITRUVIUS: Wait. There was a prophecy.

VITRUVIUS: We are entering your mind... What?

VITRUVIUS: We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around.

VITRUVIUS: Well done, Emmet.

Vitruvius!

Vitruvius.

VOICE: Come here.

Wait a minute.

Wait a second.

Wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there.

Wait, are you telling me you don't have him?

Wait, did he say "put to sleep"?

Wait, does he work with us?

Wait, hold on.

Wait, what did he just say?

Wait! There's obviously been a mix up here. You've got the wrong

Wait. No, no, no.

Wait. You've seen the ?

We all have something that makes us something and Emmet is...

We are here to destroy you.

We can still do this. Right?

We did it.

We don't have that part.

We have got to find that Piece.

We have learned...

We have to be really, really quiet.

We just talked earlier.

We love listening to this song over and over again.

We must assemble...

We must find Vitruvius and get to the Office Tower before it's too late.

We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around.

We need to fight back against President Business'...

We need to meet up with Vitruvius...

We pilot the ship to the service entrance...

We would rather he died than give it to you.

We'd like to invest in your company.

We'll help you out, kid.

We'll start with how to become a MasterBuilder.

We'll wing it.

We're coming apart at the seams!

We're from the Planet Duplon.

We're going under!

We're okay, son. Just a little stuck, is all.

We're supposed to be halfway to Naboo for a sweet party!

We've got him cornered.

Welcome to my Think Tank.

Welcome.

Well said, Emmet. Well said.

Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Well, for what it's worth...

Well, guess what.

Well, he's just as blind as a guy...

Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do!

Well, I mean, I wasn't asleep, so it wasn't really a dream.

Well, I mean...

Well, I'm dark and brooding too.

Well, it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything.

Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word...

Well, technically I'm not exactly a MasterBuilder yet.

Well, there's a lot of really cool stuff here.

Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly.

Well, uh, I know that I, for one...

Well, uh...

Well, what do we do now?

Well, you were right about him being a ding dong.

Well, you're too late!

Well...

What a bunch of hippie dippie baloney.

What are you ?

What are you doing?

What are your robot serial numbers?

What do I do? I don't have my instructions.

What do you mean? You have always been a robot!

What do you think, a spaceship is just gonna appear out of the blue?

What happened?

What I'm about to tell you...

What if we went underwater?

What is that?

What is that? Is it super small? I don't see anything.

What the ?

What the heck is that?

What the heck is this?

What the heck?

What was I just thinking? I don't care.

What you need to worry about...

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Sir.

What's Batman doing on it?

What's that on his ankle?

What's the Kragle?

When we're living our dream

When you reunite the Piece with the Kragle, it might explode?

When you say the other guy, I go:

When you're part of a team

Where am I?

Where Are My Pants?

Where are the MasterBuilders?

Where are you going? Miss! I didn't mean to scare you! I'm sor

Where can we go where we can't be found?

Where is that?

Where'd he go?

Where'd he go?

Where's Lucy?

Where's the other guy?

Which means we need more ideas like it!

Which phrase would you like me to underline?

Which seemed like a good idea at the time...

Who are you here to see?

Who are you two?

Who are you?

Who wants a taco?

Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get crazy?

Who's gonna want to sit on the bottom?

Who's Lucy?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that. Is that me exploding?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is The Special?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Hey, Surfer Dave.

Whoa.

Whoa. How did he ?

Whoa. Who are you?

Whoo! Nothing's gonna stop me now.

Whoops, I have the antidote for the Kragle.

Why ? Why ? What? What?

Why are you leaving?

Why don't you tell me what it is? That way I could see if you're right.

Why else would you show up with that thing on your back...

Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?

Why, this:

Will make the Piece of Resistance found

Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard.

With proper training...

With rainbows!

WOMAN: Guys, time to come up for dinner. It's Taco Tuesday, your favorite.

Wonderful. Fantastic.

Woo!

WORKER 1: We need a 2 by 2 macaroni.

Would you cancel my 2:00?

Wow. You actually did it.

WYLDSTYLE [IN ROBOTIC VOICE]: Hi, this is Lord Business' assistant.

Wyldstyle, we could really use...

Wyldstyle, you're such an amazing person.

WYLDSTYLE: and he hired Bad Cop...

WYLDSTYLE: All you have to do is blend in and act like you belong here.

WYLDSTYLE: Because it turns out Emmet had great ideas.

WYLDSTYLE: Build a ramp!

WYLDSTYLE: Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in!

WYLDSTYLE: Emmet, get in here!

WYLDSTYLE: Emmet, where are you going?

WYLDSTYLE: Emmet!

WYLDSTYLE: Emmet!

WYLDSTYLE: Go, run!

WYLDSTYLE: Go. Do you have the instructions?

WYLDSTYLE: Head for the secret tunnel.

WYLDSTYLE: I'm rescuing you, sir. You're the one the prophecy spoke of.

WYLDSTYLE: Let's get out of here. Here, use this.

WYLDSTYLE: Like an awesome race car. Great.

WYLDSTYLE: Oh, no.

WYLDSTYLE: Okay. All the people of the universe were once free to travel...

WYLDSTYLE: Run!

WYLDSTYLE: So he erected walls between the worlds...

WYLDSTYLE: Train!

WYLDSTYLE: Vitruvius, they're gaining on us. Build something!

WYLDSTYLE: Vitruvius, we have found the Piece of Resistance.

WYLDSTYLE: Your home, Bricksburg, is one of many realms in the universe.

Wyldstyle. The prophecy states that...

Yay!

Yay!

Yeah, but according to your precious instructions...

Yeah, the rules specifically state...

Yeah!

Yeah. Keep your hand up like that.

Yeah. So what?

Yeah. You know, he's kind of an average, normal kind of guy.

Yeow! Ooh! Aah! Aah! Ooh!

Yes, it's called:

Yes, it's true.

Yes, sir.

Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but, um...

Yes! Emmet! That's it!

Yes.

You all be on your own!

You all need to be more friendly!

You are so disappointing on so many levels.

You are the worst leader I've ever seen. To the Batmobile!

You are undermining me!

You asked earlier, and it's...

You asked them if you could go with them on their party ship!

You bring your space chair right back here!

You could save the universe.

You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me.

You found the Piece of Resistance.

You got glue all over that construction worker.

You guys, hey, just tell me exactly what to do. And how to do it.

You have a great day too, President Business.

You have a very weirdly...

You just said the word "no" like a thousand times.

You know how perturbed I get if we are not punctual.

You know the rules. This isn't a toy.

You know what I love to do?

You know, he's just sort of a "Hmm!"

You made being special sound so good.

You might see a mess...

You must embrace what is special about you!

You must know something about the prophecy.

You must listen.

You really had me there!

You see the quotations I'm making with my claw hands?

You see, Emmet?

You see, your friends...

You should just be still. Act like a stool.

You speak French now?

You stop...

You want me to take your hand off?

You were?

You wrecked it!

You...

You...

You'll live. You'll be fine.

You're a liar! We'll kill you!

You're a very perceptive person, Superman.

You're even better than the prophecy said you'd be.

You're gonna melt me? Am I gonna die?

You're not even a MasterBuilder, are you?

You're not The Special! You lied to me!

You're okay!

You're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?

You're telling me you have a machine to control the universe...

You're The Special.

You're trying to bail on us!

You've already let The Special get away once.

You've got it, Emmet.

You've hidden the Kragle well, old man.

Your car is a baby carriage.

Your fellow MasterBuilders are gathered in the Dog.

Your Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop.

Your robots are no match for a MasterBuilder.

Your secret weapon?

Your training begins later!

Your training begins now.

Zap, zap, zap, pow. Zap, pow.

Zapping termination in 35 Mississippi...

2 by 2 macaroni flying in. Here's one.

1980 something technology?

...15 Mississippi... Wait! What are you ?

...16 Mississippi... Lucy!

...17 Mississippi... EMMET: Oh!

...1980 something Space Guy... Hello!

...and tell him the Piece has been found. EMMET: Uh huh.

...and Wonder Woman. Unh!

...attitude. Ouch.

...build something simple. Okay.

...decorated place. Thank you.

...I must say. It is, indeed, super sweet.

...in 23 seconds. Ciao. Will do, sir.

...it is? It's game time.

...pants? AUDIENCE: Ha ha ha!

...Piece of Resistance is The Special. EMMET: Mm hm.

...secret super weapon called BUSINESS: The Kragle!

...seven, six... I could, uh...

...tower at the end of the universe... EMMET: Mm hm.

...well... When you say Harry, I go:

...you start to move. Sorry, sir.

...you. No, stop! Please!

"Police" to meet you, Bad Cop. Batman!

[IN NORMAL VOICE] What are they looking at? WYLDSTYLE: I made a mistake.

[WHISPERS] Is this working? ROBOT: Yes.

And this. Aah!

Angie, Loki, Bad Leroy. CATS: Meow. Meow. Meow.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Oh!

Babe! I knew it! I knew that.

But we bought it at the toy store. We did.

By which I mean all of them! Sorry!

Cheese slopes. Come on, everybody. EMMET: Roger that, Roger.

Chewie! Mm!

Computer! Yes, sir.

Dang it! Every man for himself.

De Kragler. MAN UPSTAIRS: Watch this.

Don't like that. Sounds weird.

Emmet! Emmet! Yay!

First Darkstorm, then Geminizzle. No. Never.

Fluffy, Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior. CATS: Meow. Meow. Meow.

Got room for just one dude? Whoa! Babe!

Ha ha ha! EMMET: Vitruvius!

Harry's got personality. WORKER [ON TV]: He's weird! He's weird!

Here? BUSINESS: Perfect.

Hey, friend. BUSINESS: Hey, buddy!

Hey, Joe. Hey, pal.

Hey, Superman! Oh, hey. What's up?

Hey, you look nice. ALL: So do you!

Hi, son. Hi!

Hi, welcome to Taco Tuesday! Whoa.

Hold on, hold on! Wyldstyle!

I gotta tell you something. FINN: What?

I love everyone in this room. ROBOTS: We love you, sir!

I missed you. Aw, did you really?

I need you to have a better attitude. I have a great...

I told you I was a nobody. BAD COP: Oh.

I'll get you out of there. No! Don't!

I'll show you how it works. Sir, I don't know if this is necessary.

Is it true? WYLDSTYLE: Yes, but

It's big. I must be smart. WYLDSTYLE: Mm hm.

It's not nice. It's your job, man.

It's pronounced "Dumbledore." Dubbadore?

It's Wyldstyle. Oof.

Jeff. JEFF: Meow.

Lantern. Green Lantern. Yeah, yeah.

Like you're going about your day. Gotcha.

Need a hyperdrive? No way.

Needs great harmonies. I don't want to sing the song. I'm not

No! I never once said anything ! COMPUTER: I don't understand what you mean.

Of course it's serious. Yeah!

Oh, my G O S H. WYLDSTYLE: Just put the hat on.

Oh, son! Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Oh, that's your name? "Wyldstyle"? Yeah.

Oh. So you've never heard of the prophecy? No.

Okay, honey. We'll be up in a sec. Yeah, we'll be up in a sec!

Ooh! There he is.

Or cuckoos. No, no, this is...

Ow! You're pulling my torso off. Babe...

Pa, you just moved and you've just wrecked it! Uh huh.

Pew! EMMET: What in the world is that?

Quiet. Nope, stools don't talk. Come sit on me.

Searching for Albanian restaurants. What?

Spaceship! Ha, ha! Great idea. A Bat Spaceship.

Thanks. You are welcome, sir.

The most talented I'm not sure he's The Special.

They're innocent. Just as I thought.

Um, well, it kind of is. No.

Unh! Vitruvius.

Vitruvius. Who?

Wait! [IN SOUTHERN DRAWL] Howdy, guys!

Wake up! Aah!

Watch out! Hold on.

We could build a submarine. A Bat Submarine, patent pending.

We just don't know it yet. [WHISPERS] Quiet.

We'll build a motorcycle out of the alleyway. Ow. Oh.

Well, we're still alive. Yeah!

What are you doing? Aah! WYLDSTYLE: Let's go!

What are you two losers talking about? Huh? What? Oh, nothing.

What are you, a DJ? WYLDSTYLE: No.

What? Excuse me?

What? Oh, sorry. Batman, this is Emmet.

What? Why does everybody ? Oh, wait, wait.

What's up, babe? WYLDSTYLE: Babe!

Where are the others hiding? EMMET: Good morning, apartment?

Whew. I think we're in the clear. BAD COP: Freeze, turkeys.

Who are you? It's me.

Who? Your sister.

Whoa! Yay! Ha ha ha!

Why are my pants cold and wet? Ew.

Would you like a glass of water? Yeah. Yeah, actually.

Would you please be quiet? I can't.

Wow, he's amazing. Aah!

Yay! Oh, Mommy, Daddy.

You have to. I don't want to.

You must. Shut it! But they

You wanna try it on? Well, um

You're a butt! Yes.

Your hometown. No!

..."experienced"!

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...1 Mississippi...

...2 Mississippi...

...2002 NBA All Stars...

...24 Mississippi...

...25 Mississippi...

...26 Mississippi...

...26 Mississippi...

...28 Mississippi, 27 Mississippi...

...29 Mississippi...

...3 Mississippi...

...31 Mississippi...

...32 Mississippi...

...33 Mississippi...

...34 Mississippi...

...34 Mississippi...

...5 Mississippi...

...98 Mississippi...

...a bunch of my friends over to watch TV

...a fully weaponized Kragle...

...a spaceship anyway. That's cool.

...am very excited to work with you guys...

...and always be happy!

...and became obsessed with order and perfection.

...and by you.

...and by you.

...and Cleopatra.

...and disarm it forever.

...and get this over with.

...and give him the good news.

...and I thought to myself:

...and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckooland.

...and just feel the beat.

...and mingle and build whatever they wanted.

...and most extraordinary person in the universe.

...and most extraordinary person in the universe.

...and no negativity of any kind.

...and out into the infinite abyss of nothingness!

...and park the car.

...and put this thing on the thing.

...and save the universe.

...and save the world."

...and so on.

...and some glitter glue!

...and strange, dangerous relics...

...and the Põ Lish Remover of Na II.

...and throw them through this window...

...and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises.

...and what those big words in the sky were all about?

...and yet, your mind is already so prodigiously empty...

...and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?

...and you said I was talented and important...

...and zap.

...and, um...

...are people inspired by each other...

...are people inspired by each other...

...are you gonna have to watch through a bunch of dangling legs?

...at the foot of the Tower...

...because I used to look down on people like that.

...because you are The Special.

...building that stuff!

...but also kind of cool...

...but as a couch?"

...but Emmet is the one who found the Piece.

...but I don't

...but I don't think you're as mean as you're trying to seem.

...but I now realize it's not super helpful.

...but it's true.

...but just in case...

...but this is Dad's stuff, okay?

...but you can drop the act with me. It's cool.

...but, uh, I don't think you're supposed to be here.

...by making whatever weird thing pops into our heads.

...can change everything.

...capturing all those MasterBuilders...

...carefully took the entire top off of that tower?

...circumscribing the folly of this whole enterprise?

...could become The Special.

...cut him off on Elm, now!

...deadly.

...disable the shield.

...don't have to be...

...eventually it turned out to be pointless.

...ever since I heard the prophecy, I wanted to be the One.

...ever...

...except the not happy ones.

...expertly...

...falling...

...find them.

...finish the job.

...following the same instructions as you.

...forever?

...from this moment forward...

...from using the Kragle.

...Gandalf...

...generally unskilled.

...generic construction worker...

...get to the water!

...guarded by a robot army...

...hand on his shoulder. And you

...have everybody like you...

...having a tea party with your mom and dad?

...help me get him out of here.

...here somewhere.

...how are you gonna get down without climbing over someone?

...I just spray them...

...I mean, we could build a skysc****r.

...I solemnly promise that I will never

...imaginable:

...important...

...in 99 Mississippi...

...in a Bat Spaceship, or a pirate spaceship or a rainbow sparkle spaceship.

...in the world to lead us."

...interesting.

...is all "spine."

...is all your father's.

...is going to use the Kragle to end the world?

...is gonna come out of nowhere and save us

...is mine.

...is standing closest to me...

...is the Cloak of Ban Da'Id.

...is this.

...is to believe that you can be.

...it turned out to be you.

...it's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything...

...it's the citizens!

...just three days before President Business...

...laser gate.

...let's make it look like it does in the instructions!

...Lucy.

...micro management.

...Middle Zealand.

...Milhouse...

...monolith thing that's blocking out the sun.

...more unspecial than me.

...most important person in the universe.

...most interesting...

...never place your rear end on a pirate's face.

...no bedtimes...

...no bushy mustaches...

...no frowny faces...

...normal like us. No.

...nothing.

...of all the relics:

...of MasterBuilders to

...of our fallen MasterBuilder brothers?

...oh, they're finished!

...on Taco Tuesday...

...only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinityeth floor...

...open up.

...or anything about what you're, uh, up to.

...or are you gonna be stuck...

...or...

...pant ?

...Pirate's Cove, Knight's Club, Viking's Landing, Clown Town...

...place the thing on the other thing...

...plans to freeze us!

...President Business...

...pretty soon.

...put the Piece of Resistance on the Kragle...

...put the Piece of Resistance onto the Kragle...

...Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady...

...room...

...said something to President Business...

...scared and cowardly.

...send this out to everyone in the universe.

...sharks...

...snap...

...so that everyone will stop messing with my stuff!

...so we can get past the dangerous...

...some construction paper...

...Special...

...still...

...stole the Kragle, the most powerful object in the universe.

...surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines.

...Swamp Creature...

...take it all the way to the top...

...taking us to loser systems like this.

...tear apart your walls!

...tell me the whole thing again. I wasn't listening.

...than anyone else to saving the universe.

...than this.

...that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle.

...that entrap...

...that Lord Business plans to unleash...

...that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

...that ruined my perfectly good stuff!

...that the prophecy says I'm supposed to do.

...that was the first time anyone had ever really told me that.

...that you are the most important, most talented...

...that you made up.

...the bad guy.

...the MasterBuilders.

...the most powerful weapon...

...the most useless idea I have ever heard.

...there are gonna be audio sensors everywhere.

...there are no rules.

...there must be a reason.

...they actually came closer...

...this has been about the greatest 15 minutes of my life.

...this ship needs a hyperdrive.

...three, two, one.

...to be a MasterBuilder.

...to be the guy you were talking about.

...to disable the Kragle shield.

...to end the world as we know it.

...to end the world in three days.

...to everything everybody else is doing.

...to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle...

...to hunt down all the MasterBuilders, who were always changing everything.

...to make one last change to Lord Business' plan.

...to prove that you have the unlocked potential...

...torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy...

...training themselves to clear their minds enough...

...two steps in to the right.

...two...

...uuu...

...uuu...

...uuu...

...uuu...

...uuu...

...was because I knew that whoever found the Piece...

...we need to get that done. I want eight foot speakers.

...we're lying to him.

...we're lying to him.

...we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch?

...well, we went into hiding. Built the tunnels to survive.

...well, we went into hiding. Built the tunnels to survive.

...what idea have ye that be better...

...what would he say?

...what's the last thing Lord Business expects MasterBuilders will do?

...when I'm not?

...who was so insecure she kept changing her name?

...who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckooland.

...whose eyes stopped working.

...will change the course of history.

...with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it.

...with a bunch of super scary nozzles like this one!

...with all the special people in your life.

...with me hearty MasterBuilder crew...

...with no ideas or vision."

...with the TAKOS.

...with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye.

...work site closes at 6, it's a hard hat area only.

...Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room...

...you are a thousand billion times...

...you are The Special.

...you are The Special.

...you big dumb baby.

...you did let the Piece of Resistance go.

...you will see everything.

...your help!

'Twas your speech which roused this hearty crew.

"Emmet's plan to get inside the Tower...

"Hey, where's Emmet? Hey, where's my best friend Emmet?"

"I used to think they were followers...

"If you see anything weird, report it immediately."

"Instructions to fit in...

"Let's Put Everything Back the Way You Found It."

"Really hard"?

"See you later, alligator"?

"Step 11: Greet your neighbors."

"Step four: Shower."

"Step two: Greet the day, smile and say..."

"Wear clothes."

"What if there was such a thing as a bunk bed...

[ALARM BLARING]

[ALARM BLARING]

[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]

[ALL CHEER]

[ALL CHEERING]

[ALL CHEERING]

[ALL GASP]

[ALL GROAN]

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL YELL]

[ALL YELL]

[ALL YELL]

[ALL YELLING]

[ALL YELLING]

[BAD COP YELLS]

[BATMAN CLEARS THROAT]

[BATMAN GROANING]

[BATMAN GRUNTING]

[BEEPING]

[BENNY CHUCKLES]

[BENNY GRUMBLES]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLING] The one thing that I asked you to take care of.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CLAMORING]

[CROWD CLAMORING]

[CROWD GASPS]

[CROWD MURMURING]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[CRYING]

[DOOR THUMPS & WYLDSTYLE GASPS]

[EMMET BEATBOXING]

[EMMET CLATTERS]

[EMMET CLEARS THROAT]

[EMMET CONTINUES SCREAMING]

[EMMET GASPS]

[EMMET GRUNTING]

[EMMET GRUNTING]

[EMMET SCREAMING]

[EMMET SCREAMING]

[EMMET SCREAMING]

[EMMET SCREAMS]

[EMMET SCREAMS]

[EMMET VIBRATING]

[EMMET YELLING]

[EMMET YELLS]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GRUMBLES]

[GRUMBLES]

[GRUMBLES]

[GRUMBLES]

[GRUNTING AND YELLING]

[GRUNTING AND YELLING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[HORSE NEIGHS]

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hmm, I thought you didn't like that song.

[IN ROBOTIC VOICE] We are transfers from downstairs.

[IN ROBOTIC VOICE] Your robot voice sounds an awful lot like a human voice.

[IN SOUTHERN DRAWL] Well, hi there, I'm a cowboy!

[INHALES DEEPLY THEN EXHALES]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[MASTERBUILDERS CHEERING]

[MASTERBUILDERS YELLING]

[MEN GROWLING]

[METAL BEARD YELLS]

[MUTTERS] Maybe we could go underwater?

[OVER SPEAKERS] Darkness

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

[PHONE RINGS]

[PHONE RINGS]

[ROBOTS LAUGHING]

[SALOON MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON PIANO]

[SALOON MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO]

[SCOFFS]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS]

[SIGHS]

[SINGING] How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm?

[SINGING] Oh, Danny boy, the pipes

[SINGS] Everything is awesome

[SINGS] Everything Is Awesome

[SINGS] Sneaking around the corner...

[SIRENS WAILING]

[SPITS]

[STAMMERS]

[STAMMERS] You're not gonna say no?

[TRUCK DRIVER YELLS]

[UNIKITTY GIGGLES]

[UNIKITTY GROWLING]

[UNIKITTY PANTING]

[UNIKITTY WHIMPERS]

[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[VITRUVIUS CHANTING IN MAGICAL LANGUAGE]

[VITRUVIUS YELLING]

[VITRUVIUS YELLING]

[WAILS]

[WHINNIES]

[WHINNIES]

[WHISPERING] Batman, when we get inside this room...

[WHISPERING] Okay, in three...

[WYLDSTYLE GASPS]

[WYLDSTYLE GRUNTING]

[WYLDSTYLE SIGHS]

[YAWNING]

[YELLING]

[YELLING]

[YELLING]

[YELLING]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]