Ice Age 4: Continental Drift (2012) Edit

A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyeballing me like a rump roast.

A lot has happened since the last time I saw you.

A more rugged saber like her.

A real family.

A rugged saber like you.

Ahoy, down there!

Ain't going to happen, Captain.

All right, let them go.

All this sweetness is going to rot my teeth.

Allow me to explain.

Am I hallucinating, or is that ice coming straight towards us?

Am I interrupting something?

Am I right, buddy?

An hour after sunset?

And a seal and a kangaroo.

And assuming he doesn't kill you

And can we say how thrilled we are to see you?

And everything he loves.

And here, your ship belongs to me.

And I wouldn't replace not a thing Mother

And if you geniuses are normal, this species is going to end up extinct.

And look here. We've got the catch du jour.

And my idea of fun isn't risking death so that you can meet some cute mammoth.

And nothing but smooth sailing ahead!

And now the loyalty of my crew.

And she can't wait to spend time with you, Sid.

And she cooks, too.

And the next thing you know, she's addicted to berries.

And then your innards become your outards.

And warn the community. She tends to wander!

And we just knew Sid would want to see his poor, dear Granny...

And we saved you.

And we'll make it to the land bridge before you know it.

And you figured it out.

And you're both going to be just fine.

And, "Why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear?"

And, Gupta, fly the colors.

Any last words?

Any questions?

Anyone else want to play "Captain"?

Anyone have a body wipe?

AnyWaY ...

Are we there yet?

Are you friends with that awkward little rodent or not?

Are you kidding? This is epic!

At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?

At this pace, we'll stay ahead of the wall...

Ave, aye.

Aye aye, Captain.

Aye aye, sir. Prepare the plank!

Aye, sir.

Back off.

Bad enough?

Battle stations!

Be careful, Milton, you're going to hurt somebody!

Be more than a rodent.

Because cruises are romantic?

Beep.

Before her time is up.

Behold, Scratlantis.

Belly flop.

Besides, you can't spend your whole life playing it safe.

Bon voyage, monkey boy!

Booyah, baby!

Boy, there's so much to tell you.

Brace for impact.

Brother, rise above this base desire.

Buddy, this thing's too big to turn. The current's pulling us out.

Burn!

But at least I didn't trade one pack for another.

But be back before sunset.

But if it's gone...

But just don't let anyone change who you are, okay?

But really they make us stronger

But that's not how I got my name.

But the point being that, even though things look bad...

But we always missed you. Right?

But we can all agree that

But we can all agree that

But we fought dinosaurs in the Ice Age.

But we were supposed to meet Dad here. What are we going to do?

But, no, we're not really friends friends.

But, still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about...

Bye bye.

Call me.

Can I ask you guys something?

Can I tell him our secret?

Can I tell you the difference between you and me?

Captain Crazy and his floating petting zoo are history.

Captain Gutt, here to help.

Captain!

Captain's going to sing a shanty!

Check me out!

Close as close can be

Close as close can be

Come along on a trip

Come back!

Come here. Come here.

Come on, a little more.

Come on, do you really want to go back...

Come on, girls, let's have some fun.

Come on, Granny.

Come on, Manny, kick his monkey butt!

Come on, move it!

Come on, tiger. Swim with me.

Come on, we've got to catch it before it hits open water!

Come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their Granny on someone?

Come on, young lady.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Help me turn this thing around!

Come on! We're finally heading home!

Come out, come out wherever you are!

Come to me, Granny.

Come with me.

Come with us.

Congratulations, warrior princess.

Cool!

Cute boys can whiplash your brain. No doubt about that.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Dagnabbit, I'm trying to sleep!

Dance your coconuts off!

Deal.

Denial is the clincher. You're in love, pussy cat!

Did somebody hail a whale?

Did you sink your fangs into him? Did he beg for his life?

Diego and Shira Sitting in a tree

Diego poo!

Diego!

Diego!

Diego.

Diego.

Diego's right. We found the way home.

Ding, ding, ding

Dive, dive, dive!

Do you want to walk with me tomorrow?

Does anyone have floaties?

Doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?

Don't be a scaredy cat.

Don't call me "kitty."

Don't let... Oh, yummo!

Don't stand there like barnacles. Get him!

Don't worry.

Don't worry...

Don't...

Dude, it's right behind you.

Dump the wench, too.

Easy warden, she's not on lockdown.

Easy, kitty. Water.

Echo!

Ellie, behind you!

Ellie, you have to get out of here! Go! Go now!

Ellie!

Ellie!

Ellie.

Especially alone.

Ethan isn't cute. He's hot.

Ethan!

Ethan's great, isn't he?

Everyone paddle. Paddle!

Everyone, please, settle down. Don't panic!

Except for the six or seven times I thought we were going to die.

Excuse me, I am not soft.

Extinct that mammoth.

Family

Family

Family

Faster, you worthless, wormy sons of sorry excuses...

Find me a wife, and tell her I love her.

Fine, die of thirst. That will really show me.

Fire the starboard cannons.

Fire!

Fire!

First it's the falls, then she's piercing her trunk...

First Mate introduce me to them, please

First mate, jettison the deadweight.

Five more seconds and we'd have been goners.

Fly the colors!

Follow me!

Food! I missed you so much!

For once, he's actually right.

For shark bait weevils!

For that we owe our lives to Gutt

Four passengers. Ripe for the taking.

Full speed ahead!

Fun, you call that fun? I'm out of here.

Funny. Really funny.

Get in.

Get off... my face!

Get ready to slice and dice, boys.

Get to the ship, don't screw up. Get to the ship, don't screw up.

Get your sorry carcasses on board now.

Giddy up, let's go, let's go.

Glad we found you before they did.

Go ahead make fun. He got it.

Go get her. She can help us get back.

Go long!

Go to the land bridge! You'll be safe on the other side.

Go where the day takes you.

Go, go, I'm right behind you.

Go! Go! Go!

Goal!

Good girl. Here you go.

Good night, Dad.

Good point, sir.

Good shanty, sir.

Good to know.

Good.

Gotcha!

Gotcha!

Grab your weapons, mates!

Granny likey very much.

Granny likey.

Granny, can't you throw imaginary food to your imaginary pet?

Granny, no! Wait!

Granny, why didn't our family want us? What's wrong with us?

Granny!

Granny?

Granny?

Granny.

Granny'? You're alive!

Granny's done running.

Great, let's go.

Great, we'll free your buddies and we can all work together...

Gross. It's that weirdo who chills with possums!

Gupta, give the lad your weapon.

Gutt has my back. I'm his first mate.

Gutt, I can explain.

Gutt, listen, he's coming for the...

Guys, look.

Guys, look.

Guys, over here. Come on, it's a shortcut.

Guys, that's not necessary, really.

Guys, we should get out of here.

Guys'? Where is everyone?

Happy dance.

Have fun.

He even runs away like a loser.

He has no idea what he's up against.

He keeps losing them.

He wants me. And he's going to get me.

He wants me. And he's going to get me.

He'll come back for us. That's a promise.

He's the best.

Hello?

Hello.

Help me out, boys.

Help!

Here we are on a ship Moving at quite a clip

Here you are on a boat You're adrift, you're afloat

Here, girl.

Here, grab hold.

Here, Granny, Granny. I have prunes for you!

Here, Precious.

Here, Precious.

Hey, brain trust...

Hey, buddy, come here.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, chew this sandwich for me.

Hey, come on.

Hey, fats, you want to get me out of here?

Hey, hands off.

Hey, I actually...

Hey, I can wiggle my toe again.

Hey, I made you another coral necklace.

Hey, I'm not fat! I'm poufy.

Hey, lady, have you seen Precious?

Hey, lady, have you seen Precious?

Hey, little fellas. Hey, come on out.

Hey, look, there's Ethan.

Hey, paws up, everybody!

Hey, Peach, loosen up! Have some fun.

Hey, relax, buddy!

Hey, that's not cool. Come on, now.

Hey, there really is a rainbow around every corner!

Hey, they look fluffy.

Hey, you.

Hey, your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met.

Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?

Hey! Gutt! Flynn! Anyone there?

Hi, Ethan, my name's Peaches. What's yours'?

Hi.

Hit the mammoth, win a prize.

Hold me.

Holy crab!

Honestly, a little scared.

How about you and us against the pirates, huh?

How are you both so happy?

How big is this ocean?

How could you embarrass me in front of my friends?

How cute, a hero.

How lucky are you?

How predictable.

How sick was that?

How's that for an entrance?

Hurry, Dad! Hurry!

Hurry, Manny.

I adore a sloth who cares nothing about personal hygiene.

I always liked him.

I bet you're feeling lost, scared, confused.

I can see why.

I can't because I just ate less than 20 minutes ago, and you know the rule.

I can't believe this. You slept through that storm?

I can't believe you did that for me.

I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm coming down with something.

I can't find the horizon.

I can't hold on much longer.

I can't see it.

I do.

I don't care whose.

I don't fight girls.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I don't know, say, imminent death?

I don't need anything from you.

I don't think so.

I don't think that was you.

I don't think we're ever going to get there.

I don't want to see that.

I get the big woolly one.

I got something more.

I got you, Granny.

I got you! I got you! I got you!

I had so many things trapped inside of me that I couldn't say.

I happen to be a remorseless assassin.

I have a little paunch, too, but I wouldn't name myself after it.

I have a snack for you.

I hear laughter.

I heard it, Manny. Whatever it is, it's miles away.

I hope you said goodbye, because there's no way back.

I just gently press here.

I knew it, I knew it! Deep down, I knew I wasn't abandoned!

I knew you were a traitor.

I know what you've got.

I know, honey. Stay there.

I know, I'm having a blast.

I know, right? This humidity, I can't stand it.

I know.

I know.

I know. That's what worries me.

I like hanging by my tail.

I love a terrible turn of events.

I love this job!

I love vengeance.

I love you, Dad.

I love you, too, yeah.

I mean, it's bad enough that your family is half possum and...

I mean, not scared, but, like, concerned.

I mean...

I meant to do that.

I messed up so bad, Mom.

I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits.

I never thought I'd see my little baby again. We've been searching everywhere for you.

I really need you.

I said I didn't need your help.

I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns.

I still don't get it.

I think I'm going to sleep down here tonight.

I think we're almost there!

I thought we'd lost you.

I told you your father would never give up on us.

I told you, tubby...

I wanted to come with you.

I warned you.

I will destroy him...

I wouldn't still be wearing that necklace?

I'll bury you all and dance on your graves.

I'll come to you.

I'll free his little friends.

I'll handle this.

I'll have a tiger's skin hanging on my wall.

I'll meet you there!

I'll pass.

I'll push him overboard. You guys say it was an accident.

I'll take it.

I'm a molehog. My head's supposed to be underground.

I'm a primate pirate pioneer And these are my brave buccaneers

I'm all right.

I'm coming for you, mammoth.

I'm coming for you, mammoth.

I'm coming, Sid.

I'm coming, Sid.

I'm coming.

I'm going to go find Peaches.

I'm going to lambada with your liver, buddy.

I'm going to regret this.

I'm going to take that as a "yes." Diego?

I'm here!

I'm in. How about you, Diego? Diego?

I'm just returning the favor.

I'm just so worried about my dad.

I'm right behind you.

I'm talking about the current.

I'm trying to protect you! That's what fathers do.

I've got your back.

I've never seen a mammoth sleep like that.

If I don't make it...

If I had any.

If I want to get up I'd get up.

If they kiss, I'm going to puke.

If you mean the imaginary, or perhaps deceased, pet...

Ignore them, Precious.

In my ocean?

Is it Ethan? I bet it's Ethan.

Is this about Louis?

Isn't he perfect?

It didn't make sense, but it sure was exciting.

It gets blood to the old noggin and away from the old... whatever.

It pains me to say this, but...

It pains me to say this, but...

It starts with "L," ends with "E."

It will paralyze you.

It'll be easy since we don't have to guard Shira anymore.

It's a huge bounty, mon capitaine.

It's a rat!

It's all I can see.

It's been a diversion.

It's gone.

It's like a steel trap, this noggin is.

It's me

It's okay, I can handle him.

It's okay, I'm on your side.

It's okay.

It's okay. It happens.

It's the way home.

It's totally no big deal, but you might want to lose the molehog.

Jump!

Just keep your eye on the horizon.

Just one thing.

Just testing, I knew.

Just the way you like them!

K I S S I N G

Kill them?

Kitty.

Ladies first.

Land!

Let go of me.

Let go of me.

Let me at him!

Let me at him! Yeah!

Let me at him.

Let me be the first to extend the hand of friendship.

Let me give you a visual aid.

Let my daughter go.

Let the mammoth go!

Let's dance, hero.

Let's get them!

Let's go.

Let's rule the seas together.

Let's rumba, Tiny.

Let's see what bravery gets you.

Let's see what kind of moves you got. Dance, little Scrat fish!

Lice!

Lights out, big fella.

Like, "Hey, I'm not dead!"

Listen, I chose to leave my pack, all right?

Listen, we're going to get to him.

Look at him.

Look at me, I've wasted away.

Look at you.

Look at you.

Look, as much as I'm tempted to join a monkey...

Look, we don't want any trouble. We just need to get back to the continent.

Loser alert.

Louis and I, we've hung out or whatever.

Louis where are you'? Come on, we have to go.

Louis, don't!

Louis, wait.

Louis, you have to jump.

Louis!

Louis! I...

Louis?

Louis?

Louis? Yeah, sure, not a problem.

Louis. You're the greatest friend ever!

Luckily that's my field of expertise

Manny, are you okay?

Manny, there is no other side.

Manny!

Manny!

Manny!

Manny!

Manny! No!

Manny! You are overreacting.

Manny? Manny.

Manny.

Manny.

Marshall!

Master of the seas

May I try?

Maybe that crazy old bat isn't that crazy after all.

Maybe we should rest for a few hours.

Maybe you should have thought of that before you capsized our berg, genius.

Me? No, no.

Mission accomplished, Granny.

Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them.

Mom, Dad!

Mom!

Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.

Momma loves you, too!

Morning, sunshine.

Mr. Squint.

Mummy.

Must be a party cruise.

My bounty ...

My bounty!

My daughter's all grown up.

My family's there, so if you could just...

My whole familia.

Never again.

Never.

Nice knowing you, kid.

Nice.

Night, baby.

Night, Ellie.

Night, Mom.

No excuses.

No matter how long it takes, I will find you!

No one's going to stop me from getting back to my family.

No teenager is ever up early.

No, Diego, my friend, is in love.

No, go away. I'd rather drown.

No, I heard something. I heard it!

No, it's, "We are family."

No, look, I was...

No, Manny! No!

No, no, it's a gateway hangout.

No, no, it's okay. We're not going to hurt you.

No, no, no!

No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong.

No, no!

No, Peaches, I'll get your mother. You stay there.

No, pinhead, they're stealing my ship.

No, Sid, it's four letters.

No, the saber took me down.

No, they have to be on the other side.

No, they're not real. They're monsters!

No, wait, wait! Come back.

No, we both might have wanted out of pack life...

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Go, save yourselves.

No! No!

No! No!

No! No! No!

No! They may look real, but they're not.

No.

Nope, it's like having a child.

Nope, she's nuts.

Nor any drop to drink

NOT "furry." Fury!

Not friends?

Not good, Granny sir.

Not her. There!

Not if you're half possum!

Not interested.

Not the spoon, Flynn.

Nothing gets by you, does it?

Nothing, I just know how hard that is...

Now come and get her.

Now come on, blubber brain. Swim.

Now get this chunk of ice seaworthy by sundown...

Now surrender your ship or face my fury.

Of course, Captain.

Oh, Captain Gutt!

Oh, great, are we going to braid each other's fur now?

Oh, jeez.

Oh, no, he's gone forever!

Oh, no! Ethan, I am so sorry.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. The land bridge.

Oh, please.

Oh, please. I know my berries.

Oh, thank goodness.

Oh, yeah, Granny? Granny?

Oh, yeah, what's that?

Oh, yeah! Love.

Oh! There he is.

Oi, going somewhere, mate?

Okay if we hang with you guys?

Okay so the links in our chain Makes us strain

Okay, a lot scared.

Okay, as long as it's safe.

Okay, fast.

Okay, I won't...

Okay, I'm going for it. Do I look okay?

Okay, maybe they won't. But everyone else, totally fine.

Okay, okay.

Okay, ship, me want.

Okay, snack time is over. We got to build a raft.

Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?

Okay, that's a little weird.

Okay, watch this.

Okay, we need precision timing from everyone to get that ship.

Okay, we need precision timing from everyone to get that ship.

Okay.

Okay.

One might even say you're stuck

One thing, Sid. You couldn't do one thing?

One very smelly, and one very plump.

Only without any of the joy.

Or face your furry what?

Or I will keelhaul the lot of you!

Or that she went with Louis to the falls.

Ouch, that's her dad.

Our home is gone.

Out of my way, saber. You answer to me now.

Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.

Payback time.

Peaches, are you all right?

Peaches, no! It's too dangerous!

Peaches!

Peaches!

Peaches!

Peaches!

Peaches!

Peaches!

Peaches! It's not the end of the world.

Peaches! This is not your fault, okay?

Phenomenal. I mean...

Piracy doesn't pay.

Please...

Precious, set your flippers 45 degrees north.

Precious!

Precious! Come here, sweetie.

Precious! Mommy's calling you.

Prepare the plank!

Preparing the plank!

Pretend I'm a dessert, that should motivate you.

Quick! Somebody do something!

Raz, hoist the anchor.

Real mature, guys. Real mature.

Really? Because I don't see Gutt sending out any search parties for you.

Relax, it's just where the kids hang out.

Right, boys?

Right, boys?

Right, unwind the vines, and don't let go until we're all on board.

Rock!

Sacrificing yourself for your daughter. How touching.

Say adieu, mammoth!

Say something, buddy.

Searching for ones to care

See, I'm fine. If there's one thing I know, it's berries.

See? He still hugs his parents.

See? I knew there was a way home.

See'? Fun, no danger.

Seriously, that's embarrassing.

She did it.

She thinks she finally found her pet.

She'll outlive us all, you know that, right?

She's beautiful.

She's got to be here.

She's just upset, honey.

She's not alone, sir.

She's not going to be your little girl forever.

She's not my little girl anymore.

Shira, fetch.

Shira!

Shira! Oh, what a relief!

Shira?

Shira's gotten under your skin. Come on, admit it.

Shore leave is over.

Should I fly the white, captain?

Sick sloths sip broth, sick sloths sip broth.

Sid and Granny?

Sid will be crushed.

Sid, can you hear me?

Sid, no!

Sid, no! It's a lotus berry.

Sid!

Sid?

Sid...

Sid...

Silly rabbit...

Smooth sailing, Sid?

So did I.

So forget about Your wives and daughters

So it don't matter what it looks like We look perfect to me

So long, banana breath. Thanks for the ship!

So what do you think?

So, how are you doing, you know, with all of this?

So, I figure it can't really go worse than that, right?

So, should I just wait here, or...

So, still want me on your scurvy crew?

So, we're headed inland. And Granny is just dead weight.

So, you must be Precious.

Someone looks happy.

Someone once told me, no matter what...

Sorry, buddy.

Sorry, cookie, things are breaking apart back home.

Sorry, if I just...

Sorry, Sorry.

Sorry. All right, I'll hold you higher.

Sorry. Sorry.

Squint, batten down the hatches.

Stay alive!

Stay there.

Stop!

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Such a nice boy.

Suck it up, buttercup. How's it looking?

Sucking his thumb...

Sure we do. It's right there.

Sure.

Swallow.

Switchback Cove.

Ta da!

Ta da!

Thank you, Mister Flynn.

Thank you, Mister Whale.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for coming back.

Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.

Thanks, lady.

That family is going to be the death of you.

That is amazing.

That makes you the punch line, kitty.

That mammoth has taken my ship...

That wall is going to keep moving and crush us.

That was awesome.

That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?

That was nice.

That you keep searching for, no, I haven't.

That you're in luck

That, they got?

That's a little... salty.

That's a myth.

That's funny. You're a funny guy.

That's good advice

That's incorrect. We totally abandoned you.

That's just crazy. That's just...

That's just...

That's me, baby.

That's me!