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A Good Boy
Absolutly f not
Absolutly f not
Absolutly not
Absolutly not
All right open your eyes
All right open your eyes
America
America
And if anyone here thinks i'm superficial or materialis
And if anyone here thinks i'm superficial or materialistic go get a job at fucking mcdonald's 'cause that's where you fucking belong!
And why should they trust you i mean look at you you're
And why should they trust you I mean look at you you're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesmen right
Anger issues
Anger issues
Are you kidding me no bush yeah bald as a china doll no
Are you kidding me no bush yeah bald as a china doll no bush
As you can probably guess i fucked her goddamn brains o
As you can probably guess I fucked her goddamn brains out for 11 seconds
Blow the roof off this motherfucker!
Blow the roof off this motherfucker!
But i'm too involved now you jump i jump remember i can
But i'm too involved now you jump I jump remember I can't turn away without knowing you'll be all right that's all that I want
But you know every time someone rises up in this world there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down
Can i bum a smoke
Can I bum a smoke
Captain pt1
Captain pt2
Captain pt2
Did you just say
Do you know how good it is to have you back in this office
Find some help
Find some help
For what
Fuck me over
Fuck me over
Fuck! the kid makes it look so goddamn easy!
Fuck! the kid makes it look so goddamn easy!
Get off the phone
Get off the phone
Give it a try
Give it a try
God damn it
God damn it
Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ug
Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fucking wives
Great
Great
Hear me pt1
Hear me pt2
Hear me pt2
Heroin to me
Hey come on who buys this crap
Hey come on who buys this crap
Hey fellas! look what i found in my pocket! look! a yea
Hey fellas! look what I found in my pocket! look! a year's salary right here you know what I call them fun coupons! see that! they're fun coupons!
Hey you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride h
Hey you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home fucking miserable pricks I know you can't afford them!
Hmm hmm hmm
Hmm hmm hmm
How am i acting
How am I acting
How did you find out i didn't do it i didn't i just rea
How did you find out I didn't do it I didn't I just realized I already knew
How you doing today
How you doing today
How's being sober fucking sucks boring right so boring
How's being sober fucking sucks boring right so boring I wanna kill myself
I am a Federal Marshall
I am a fedral marshall
I can't
I can't
I can't imagine monsieur monet blushing he does landsca
I can't imagine monsieur monet blushing he does landscapes
I couldn't get enough I mean her pussy was like heroin to me
I drink like a fish
I drink like a fish
I drove as slow as i fucking could i'd seen jell o move
I drove as slow as I fucking could i'd seen jell o move faster
I figure life's a gift and i don't intend on wasting it
I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it you never know what hand you're gonna get dealt next you want to take life as it comes at you
I had a friend
I have been a rich man and i have been a poor man and i
I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man and I choose rich every fucking time
I like it wolfy
I like it wolfy
I love drugs
I love drugs
I made 49 million dollars
I murdered my wife
I murdered my wife
I take quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my back pain adderall to stay focused xanax to take the edge off pot to mellow me out cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well because it's awesome
I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich!
I will not die sober! get those fucking ludes!
I will not die sober! get those fucking ludes!
I'm a cop
I'm a cop
I'm good with water
I'm jack dawson
I'm jack dawson
I'm not an idiot i know how the world works i've got te
I'm not an idiot I know how the world works i've got ten bucks in my pocket I have nothing to offer you and I know that I understand
I'm not following you
I'm not following you
I'm not leaving
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm teddy daniels
I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world!
I've got $10
I've never been a fan of the bush to be honest
I've never been a fan of the bush to be honest
Insanity is catching
Intro pt2
Intro pt2
Introduction pt1
Is she fucking hitting on me
Is she fucking hitting on me
Is this is this stuff regulated or are you guys what ar
Is this is this stuff regulated or are you guys what are you doing here
Is this stuff regulated
It was obscene in the normal world but who the fuck wan
It was obscene in the normal world but who the fuck wanted to live there
It's like the smell there's a smell there's an attracti
It's like the smell there's a smell there's an attraction thing after a while it kind of fades away a little bit
Jordan belfort
Jordan belfort
Jordan belfort 2
Just like that i made 2 grand the other guys looked at
Just like that I made 2 grand the other guys looked at me like i'd just discovered fire
Kill ur children
Let's go run huh we gotta get out of here buddy we gott
Let's go run huh we gotta get out of here buddy we gotta get out of here let's go fucking run
Let's run like we're fucking lions and tigers and bears! let's run! let's fucking run! let's fucking run! go! go go go go!
Lighthouse
Looking for invester centre
Looking for invester centre
Mad max
Massive heart attack thirty five same age mozart died n
Massive heart attack thirty five same age mozart died not that they have a hell of a lot in common but
Me
Me
Money pt1
Money pt2
Money pt2
My fucking warriors who will not hang up the phone unti
My fucking warriors who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys or fucking dies!
My name is jordan belfort
My names
My names
No 1
No 1
No 2
No 2
No problem
No way baby no
Not him
Not him
Ok
Okay walking's out all right think think what else is t
Okay walking's out all right think think what else is there yes! I can crawl I can crawl like skylar!
One legged prostitue
One legged prostitue
One thing i can promise you even in this market is that
One thing I can promise you even in this market is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few
Out of your mind
Part of your firm
Part of your firm
Penny pt2
Penny pt2
Penny pt3
Penny pt4
Penny pt5
Penny pt5
Penny stocks pt1
Penny stocks pt1
Personal line
Personal line
Pleasure to meet you
Pleasure to meet you
Rose you're no picnic all right you're a spoiled little
Rose you're no picnic all right you're a spoiled little brat even but under that you're the most amazingly astounding wonderful girl woman that i've ever known
Rose! you're so stupid! why did you do that huh you're
Rose! you're so stupid! why did you do that huh you're so stupid rose why did you do that why
Seattle
Seattle
See money doesn't just buy you a better life better foo
See money doesn't just buy you a better life better food better cars better pussy it also makes you a better person
Sell me this pen
Sell me this pen
Shave her head
She was a one legged prostitute see she had a good sens
She was a one legged prostitute see she had a good sense of humor though
Should we be expecting him any time soon not as long as the cigars and brandy hold out
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up!
Shut up!
Sleazy salesmen
Sleazy salesmen
So i was selling them shit but the way i looked at it t
So I was selling them shit but the way I looked at it their money was better off in my pocket I knew how to spend it better
So you wanna go to a real party
So you wanna go to a real party
Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor stu
Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor stubble in a sleeveless muumuu crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking price club!
Sorry to hear that
Sorry to hear that
Tell me
Tell me
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you all
Thank you for
Thank you for
That's incredible sir
That's incredible sir
That's it you're leaving
That's it you're leaving
That's right
That's right
The best i've seen ma'am hardly any rats
The only real objection that they have is that they don