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Despicable Me is a computer-animated media franchise centering on Gru, a reformed super-villain. It is the highest-grossing animated film franchise of all time, having grossed over $4.4 billion globally.
See also: Despicable Me 2, Despicable Me 3, Despicable Me (film), Gru (Despicable Me), Minions (Despicable Me), Despicable Me Minion Mayhem,

Para Tu Tone Minion
Evil Minion BLAAHH
So Fluffy Anges
Despicable Me
Despicable Me, Yes
Hello despicable me
Despicable me whistle Earr@pe
Fart from despicable me
Despicable Me Moon
Minions Ahahah
The Wrath Of Gru
Secret Weapon Minion
Dmr
Despicable Me Minion
Gru
Hes So Fluffy
Minions Banana Song
Gru Cereal Box
Bananaaa
A little, but we have had a pretty good year ourselves and you guys are all right in my book, no.
Adopt this while we were out? Hmm. Let me think. Now.
Adopt you. And he's the dentist.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
All no.
All over the news, some fella just stole a pyramid. This ain't.
All right, three little kittens with fur all brushed, said we can't sleep. We feel too rushed.
All right. OK, as I was saying, hey ah.
Almost over. It's almost over.
Alright, alright, alright, alright. 3 little kittens started to ball. Mommy, we're not tired at all.
Amen. Amen.
And also I did purchase a Spanish dictionary.
And cousins. Jerry Stewart.
And he poked a hole in my juice box.
And here he is, all dressed up in his Sunday.
And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered.
And I say you have been given the Medal of Honor and and knighthood.
And impressive.
And is simple. I fly do them all, I shrink them all. Grab the moon. I sit on the toilet once.
And now we drink. And Agnes claim very good.
And repeatedly.
And they are. So I bought one so I could pay it now.
And what? The moon is mine in wild who give me whatever I want to get it back.
And. Look, Mom, I made the prototype of the rocket out of macaroni. And.
Anybody. Because if you do this, do.
Anyway, what I really wanted to show you was this.
Are these beds made out of bombs? Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn. Cool.
Art. So no, no, no. Annoying sounds right.
As a recorded message, no, that was someone else.
As I was saying, no need to continue. I've seen quite enough.
As today, we have a big recital coming up. We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake, Swan Lake.
As you can see I have provided everything a child might need.
At 143. Yep. Mum.
At least you should brush your fur. Now you brush the fur.
At the end. OK. All right. Good night.
B. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down.
Baby.
Baby.
Back in my place. Ohh is that right? Back at your place? Ohh that's cool I guess crew.
Back in the kitchen. Will you play with us? No. Why? Because I'm busy. Doing what?
Beep. Ohh.
Blow it. No, I didn't.
Boogie Fever #despicable me #boogie fever #dance #party
Boy. Stop, child. Stop right there.
But I'm sure do the effects whereof ohh so far no no they don't.
But it's over. Goodbye group.
But my plan is a great plan. I love everything about your plan except for one thing. You.
But what about the other people who ordered cookies?
But.
But.
But.
Bye.
Can we order pizza? Pizza. You just had lunch. Dinner.
Catch you. You gave us back.
Check out. You don't do something about it. And I will.
Chilex. I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me.
Click. You had your own cooking show and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds. It's not that impressive.
Combo. Wow. That's how I roll.
Come on now. It's bedtime. Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell. You did not.
Come on, let's go. Goodbye, Mr. groom. Thanks for everything.
Complete. No.
Completely focused, right? Hello.
Cookie robots cut off. Forget it.
Cookie robots, I said. Cookie robots? What?
Cotton candy.
Crew. Good. Who? Who?
Dad. Ah, I'm joking. Ohh. Though it is true anyway.
Daddy, what are you doing here? I'm here for the girls. I received a call that you wanted to return them.
Dance with James. Talking about.
Days. Ah, my hair pillar never turned into a butterfly. That's a cheetah. Oh.
Deliver the cookies. OK, but first we're going to dance class.
Did you get that and it? OK, rule #2 you will not bother me while I'm working.
Did you put on my desk a mud pie?
Did you see that?
Did you see that? Hey.
Didn't I get you already?
Didn't really? You're just wait till Chris sees my latest wedding squid, lobster. Ohh, yeah.
Die, you got to let us play for it.
Dinner. Just fine, fine, fine. Whatever. Just get back in there.
Do that. Here we go.
Do you have my cookies for me?
Doctor nefario. I know how you must be feeling. I too have encountered great disappointment in my eyes. You will always be one of the greats.
Doctor nefario. I'm going to.
Don't shoot.
EBay recorded message.
Edith, what did you put on my desk?
Ehhhh..
Enough.
Essemble dominions.
Everybody, yeah. Alright, we move down, down. Thank you. Now.
Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else out of that many cookies. Not likely name one person who ordered more cookies than me.
Excuse me for just one thing. I think.
Excuse me, girls.
Family good. That's my Billy boy.
Finally I'm meeting you #awesome #despicableme #cute
Fine, whatever. Just get back in there. Ohh. Can we get stuffed? Stop crying.
Fires live piranhas ever seen one before? Now you have an invented doing a demo.
Fluffy donkey.
Focused group. Believe me, I am completely focused.
For a new villain loan, go by the name of Vector.
For the wrath of group. Seriously, I'm going to count to 3 and you had better be in this car. Here we go, one. Do. 3-4 and five.
Fuck.
Giant inflatable replica there is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens try to protect their beloved landmarks.
Girls, anybody came to adopt this while we were out?
Girls, let's go time. Please.
Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Victor Tude.
Go ahead.
Go away. I'm not home. Yes, you are. I heard you. Ohh, you didn't.
Going to have to jump? Jump. Are you insane? Don't worry.
Golf and naughty.
Good night #goodnight #cute #despicableme
Good night #goodnight #tired #despicable me #sleep
Goodnight #goodnight #despicableme
Goodnight #goodnight #despicableme #cute #adorable
Got the whole thing? Let's go. Let's try another game.
Got your leg #awesome #despicableme #cute #adorable
Group.
Had something to you? You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it's not knocked over?
Harbage, you actually like this? Keep reading. Come on.
Harry big something that wow these pyramid thing out of the water.
Have a good night's sleep and blessed that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains.
Have a good one. Bad, bad day. Oh, OK, yeah.
He is in the bathtub. Ohh look at this little buns.
He kadence sleepy kittens. Whether these puppets use them on you tell the story.
He will not tired at all, their mother smiled and said with Depar. Fine, but at least you should brush your fur.
He's home for girls. I don't care. Beat it. Come on.
He's in optimum position. We can't afford any distractions.
He's just kidding, Agnes.
He's not coming, guys.
He's not going to kiss us Goodnight, Agnes.
He's So Fluffy I'm Going to Die #agnes #despicable me #fluffy #furry #animals #cute #puppies #fur #dog #doggos #fluffer
He's so fluffy I'm gonna die.
He's someone's head. So long, bro.
He's still not here. Why would he come? He gave us up.
Hello.
Hello. Cookies for sale?
Hello. Whoa, that guy's huge.
Her wife Ohh my girls.
Here we go, one big you in the car and strong and free. Thought he was happy as he could be.
Hey Ohh, somebody broke that.
Hey, dad. You wanted to see me?
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, hey, a toy.
Hey, man.
Hey, OK, here's the library that's third St. the dance studio.
Hey, oops.
Hey, that one looks like me. No, what are you talking about? These are.
Hey, what are you girls doing back there?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, I'm Margo. This is Edith, and that's Agnes.
Hi. I was just thinking that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Rectors first, that is all.
Hi. Where did you get that found it.
Hmm, that's still hard.
Hold on easy, little boy.
Hurry.
Hurt. OK, go. Let's go play.
I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. I bet their house is made of gummy bears.
I can make it.
I did it for your own good.
I didn't like what you said, but.
I didn't like what you said, but.
I didn't really.
I don't know.
I don't think he's a dentist.
I don't understand let's.
I got the shrink ray.
I got your name. OK, there's enough, little girl. Let go of my leg. Come on, you can do it. Just release some grip. Wow. How?
I know don't care. Please, please, please.
I like him. He's nice but scary. Like Santa.
I love you, unicorns. And what are you?
I meant to close that. He'll be alright, I'm sure.
I met the mom is beautiful.
I rolled. It all worked. It's a puppet book. Yeah.
I said no, that's OK. Watch. This is so fun to see.
I understand. Good.
I was wondering #curious #get attention #was wondering
I will see you in six hours.
I'll fix it, Tim Marfil.
I'm ahead. I'm ahead. Fire. I don't know.
I'm applying for a new villain lol.
I'm Awesome #awesome #cool #despicableme
I'm coming, Marco. Hang on.
I'm having a bad, bad day. It's about time that I get my way. Whatever I see.
I'm just saying it. Be nice.
I've got him.
I've got him. I've got him.
I've got it. I've got it.
I've got that. So as far as getting money for the rocket, get.
Idiot!
Im so happy!! #happy #despicable me #agnes #excited
In terms of money? We have no money. So how will we get to the moon? The answer is clear. We won't.
Inside there now I was saying.
Is he close?
Is ours. Wow. Well, very nice presentation I'd like to see.
Is the back in my place?
Isn't it so goodnight. Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite, because there are literally thousands of them and there's probably something in your closet.
It is just a toy. Now stop it.
It was your cousin's idea.
It was your cousin's idea.
It's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude.
It's beautiful.
It's freaking me out. What is she doing? She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one.
It's not enough for you? I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies. Cookie robots.
It's not knocked over. Do you know what that means, Professor?
It's recital, is it? No, no, no, no. The recital don't. That's stupid. I just.
J.
Jacks. 8-9 are you wearing?
Jessica and you get back here right now.
John no no me me me
Just so you know, Mom, I'm about to do something. It's very, very big, very important. When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud.
Just so you know. You're never gonna be my dad. Hmm. I think I can live with that.
Just stole a pyramid, they're saying. He makes all other villains look. Life.
Justin, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand.
Kids, a big deal. People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. But.
Kind of dog, is that these? I don't know.
Knocked over.
La.
Lady Edith clink, there we go. And now we drink.
Law enforcement still has no leads, leaving everyone to wonder which of the world's villains is responsible for this heinous crime and where will he strike next?
Like I ever made. But you have to jump now. It'll be OK.
Like sleeping, they are not pajamas.
Link.
Listen close your little punk. When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain.
Look at it. Watch me.
Look Mom, I made a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype.
Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon. And.
Looking good, Kevin. How's the family? Good.
Looking to dance class? Yeah, OK, fine. You'll just keep walking because I'm really not driving you, OK?
Lost all the pyramids? Apparently it's a big deal.
Me.
Meanwhile I'm working rule #3 you.
Meh #despicable me #eh #not impressed
Minion Meets Duck #despicable me #minion #quack quack
Minion What #what #minion #shocked #despicable me
Minions Cheer #happy #reaction #scream #shout #crowd #yay #celebrate
Minions Laughing #lol #crying laughing #minions #cracking up
Mom, what are you doing here?
Mom. Not cool.
Monaco, I will catch you and I will never let you go again.
Monaco.
Moon highs could be I give you the opportunity of a lifetime and you just blow it.
Morning crew. How you doing? Hello from.
Mr. crook.
Mr. Girl, zip it.
Mr. Groom, Mr. Perkins will see you now.
Mr. Perkins, your son is here.
Mr. Perkins. Yes, please have a seat.
Mud pie. You're never going to get adopted, Aida. You know that, don't you? Yeah, I know. Good.
Mum, someday I'm going to go to the moon. I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.
My cheek like a dead guy.
My flight suit.
My only suppose the plan will work with two.
Naughty. What are those? They are my. And cousins. J.
Nice presentation. I'd like to see this shrink ray.
Nice work doctor. All systems go.
Night bomb.
Night. Sorry about that. Ah, where were we? You were sitting on the toilet.
No 4th face. He can't be done. I'm on miracle worker.
No no no me me me
No pain.
No, I said. Dart Gun, not ohk. OK.
No, I'm not playing with it.
No, it's the funnest place on Earth. Don't.
No, no racist, not going to get any races.
No, no, miss Hattie. OK.
No, no, no, no, no. And he goes.
No, no, no. There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing.
No, no, stay away from there and scratcher.
No, no, we're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class.
No, no.
No, you didn't. This. There is a recording. No it isn't. Yes it is. Watch this leave a message beep.
No.
No.
No. Ohh about that. But I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist.
No. Pretty please.
Not so fast, no.
Not YouTube.
Now I am vector. Sit down.
Now those are cooking robots.
Now would probably be a good time to look for other employment options.
Now, actually. No.
Oh come on, one more time. Just one more. I accidentally closed my eyes.
Oh my gosh, look at that fluffy Unicorn.
Oh no! stop! stop!
Oh yeah! #yes #yeah #yep #vector #hip thrust
Oh yeah.
Oh, all right.
Oh, Edith, stop it. What?
Oh, I don't like this book. This is going on forever.
Oh, well, thank you.
Oh. He is gonna kick your butt.
Oh. I will get the girls ready.
Ohh Despicable Me.
Ohh Despicable Me.
Ohh fine.
Ohh good luck little girls.
Ohh look at you. A little tiny toilet for you to turn your baby into.
Ohh yes because I was wondering under what circumstances would we use this, but anyway.
Ohh, anyway, can we proceed with this adoption? So so excited.
Ohh, good nutties. I think we can do a little better than that, don't you? Yeah.
Ohh, so difficult sometimes to get the drawing back inside.
Ohh, you've got to be pulling on my leg.
Ohh.
Ohh. Miss Addie, what are you doing here?
OK girls, let's go.
OK, bedtime. Ah.
OK, but first we're going to dance class. Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today.
OK, close, close. You're going to have to jump.
OK, close. Jump now.
OK, don't worry, everything's going to be fine. We're going to be really happy here. Right, Agnes.
OK, here we are, home sweet home.
OK, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet, but I have been working on something very big.
OK, I'm on it.
OK, let's get this over with.
OK, my tournament.
OK, now I realize that you guys, you probably heard about this other villain who stole the pyramids, apparently.
OK, OK, I'll fix it.
OK.
OK. Bye.
On site. Like baking candy from a woman.
On the toilet #despicable me #gru #sit on the toilet #potty
Once again.
One Oh no, no, no.
Only 48 hours till the launch and all systems are go.
Oops my Unicorn. You have to fix it.
Oops, you missed it. Stop.
Oops, you missed me.
Open up.
Opening launch Bay doors. Commencing launch site. And we.
Or with three little kittens love to play. They had fun in the sun all day then.
Ouch.
Out.
Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen and replaced by a giant inflatable replica.
Passed on, it's like my heart is a tooth and he's got a cavity that can only be filled with children. Website.
Patty OK, good. Off you go. Go clean something of mine.
Peach。
Pineapples coconuts and ukuleles #happy birthday #despicable me
Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby.
Please. Bad, bad day. If you take it personal, that's OK.
Polices no, we can't start yet. We're still expecting someone and we just wait a few more minutes.
Pound boy.
Pretty please #pretty please #please #puppy eye #beg #begging #despicable me #agnes
Pretty please. The physical appearance of the pleas makes no difference. It is still no sugar.
Princess Gru #despicable me #gru #birthday party #minions #oops
Put on groove.
Question what are these?
Quick, we can't. Like he didn't wait.
Quick, we have to warn him, and fast.
Rather impressive. Now the rest of the plan is simple.
Recorded message come on.
Remember.
Right down fish.
Right, we're off. I call it the nefario principle and just came up with it now actually.
Said cookie robots. Why, why are you, why are you so old?
Sang a lullaby. Goodnight, kittens. close your eyes. Sleep in peace until you rise.
She turned her thousand boogie robots boogie.
Shrink Ray, we will have the capability to pull off the throw crime of the century.
Slide down here. That one looks like me.
So fast. No, let me go.
So fluuufffy #despicable me #so fluffy
So this is like your house?
Somebody broke that. OK, OK, clearly we need to set some rules.
Sorry buddy. Shows over over.
Sorry dude, they can't ride without the dog.
Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins, but I figured that you would want to see this.
Sorry. Sorry, excuse me for something.
Sorta. We sold 43 Mini Mints, 30 Taco Swirlies and 18 coconutties.
Spanish. Do you all look like I'd speak Spanish?
Stealing the pyramid? That boss you, wasn't it? What was it? A villain who's actually successful.
Stop crying. I'll stuff you all in the crust.
Stop it. What? I'm just walking.
Stupid. I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday.
That means, professor, it means you don't get the Unicorn.
That was awesome. You blew up the whole thing.
That's freaking me out. What is she doing?
That's how I roll. Yeah, you all look judging football on that, huh?
That's my Billy boy. What up, Larry?
The bees then we yes, I went to kindergarten. I know how the alphabet works.
The dance class today. Actually, we can't skip the dance class today.
The end. OK, goodnight.
The girl appears. You're grounded, OK?
The Gorals, actually, I think I'll hold out to them a little while longer. No ohh yeah.
The name of what?
The one from Las Vegas. And I.
The Physical Appearance of the Please #despicable me #physical appearance of the please #no #refuse
The sanctuary we are going to steal.
The Sun all day. Then their mother came out and said time for kittens to go to bed.
The. We have 12 days until the moon is in optimum position.
There are side though I I am the greatest criminal mind of the century. I don't go to little girls dance recitals.
There he is.
They made him laugh. Ah, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye.
They still know, so go to sleep. But we can't. We're all hyper and.
They touch the air. What about this?
They're very good. Ah.
They're very good. I'm so proud of you, son. You've turned out to be a great parent. Just like me. Maybe even better.
This girl so big cookies, do you have any idea how lucrative this moon has? Could be I give.
This is going on forever. 3 little kittens with milk all gone. Rub their eyes and started to yawn.
This is going to be the best book ever.
This is literature. A2 year old could have written this. All right, three.
This is very important. You have to get the little girl a new Unicorn toy.
This shrink ray absolutely will do. Yeah.
This time, good triumphs and the moon has been returned to its rightful place in the sky.
This until you rise, though while you sleep, we are a part. Your mommy. Loves you with all her heart.
Though it is true anyway, have a good one.
Three boxes of coconutties? Exactly.
Throat.
Throw.
Time for kittens to go to bed. Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this?
To do it on a Saturday, I was thinking maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right?
Today. 18 coconutties.
Tonight we are going to read a new book. This one is called one big Unicorn. By who wrote this? Me. I rolled it.
Too little success. We could have put our faith, our money, into a, well, a younger villain.
Too rushed, their mother replied with a voice like silk. Fine, but at least you should drink your milk.
Touch anything? Uh, what about the floor? Yes, you may touch the floor.
Treats. These are guests, girls. This is Kyle, my. Dog.
Turning baby.
TV.
Understand, let's face reality, crew. You've been at this for far too long with far too little success.
Unicorn oh, oh. Somebody's got a frowny face.
Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. You know? You know unicorns, I love them.
Unlike our first customer is a man named Victor.
Until we do dance class. Really. Well, I am not driving you to dance class, so if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourself.
Vector that's me, because I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh yeah.
Very.
Wait a SEC. You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message?
Wait, wait. I haven't told you what it is yet.
Wait. Come on. One more time.
Wait. What we will goodnight kisses.
Watch them and keep them away from me, please.
We are doomed.
We can have a better future. Coconutties.
We can't sleep. We can't even try. Then their mother sang a lullaby.
We got bored. What is this place?
We have located the shrink ray in a secret lab and once we take this shrink ray.
We need to set some rules. Rule number one, you will not touch anything.
We've been working on this for a while. It's a anti gravity sin.
We've dreamed of your chance to make history. Become the main who stole the moon?
Well done, grew. Impressive now.
Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman. Who's Debbie? Your wife.
Well, here's the deal. You things have been so lonely since my wife. Debbie passed on.
Well, I am tired. Will you read us a bedtime story?
Well, it appears you have cleared our background check, doctor grew.
Well, it is not for sale, but all you got to do to win it is not down that little spaceship there. It's easy.
Well, whoa whoa whoa. What was that?
What about good night kisses? #agnes #good night #love #miss you #i love you
What are you children? What are you doing? I told you to stay out of here.
What are you doing here? Here he is in the bathtub.
What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the kitchen.
What are you doing walking to dance class?
What are you looking at? Booyah.
What are you talking about? These are kittens and you relation to persons, living or dead, is completely coincidental.
What are you warming up for? Stuff. What sort of stuff? Super cool stuff you wouldn't understand, like sleeping.
What did we do? Well, we stole the Times Square jumbo cross.
What happened to the ship? Bigger game? Not as big as the moon's going to be. What?
What in the name of what?
What is going on?
What is this for? There is.
What is? Can't you see that I'm in the middle of a pep talk?
What was that? She hit that? I saw that with my own eyes. Hey, buddy.
What, what? What happened? It's all over the news. Something.
What? Hey, crew. Try this on for.
What? Hey, hey, what? Hey. No, no, no, no, no.
What? What? What happened?
What?! #despicable me #minions #gru #got caught #jumping on couch #rough housing
What's the square?
When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie.
White.
Who do they have? You don't have it, and yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money. Apparently.
Who work with two? Hey, it's dark.
Who's fault for me?
Who's going to be what? The larger the mass of an object, the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off, I call it.
Whoa, that guy's huge children.
Whoa. Cool. Uh.
Whoo. Whoo. OK. As I was saying, no need.
Why did we do well?
Why? Have fun.
Will he do next? OK, girls, time for bed.
Will you read us a bedtime story? You can't go to sleep without a bedtime story.
With my own eyes. Hey buddy, let me explain something to you. You see that?
With the date of the heist. Please tell me this is not as a result of the girl's dance recital, is it?
Without a bedtime story? Well then, it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it?
Would be the best book ever. Not to pat myself on the back, but yes, it probably will be here.
Wow, that is cool.
Wow. This is garbage
Yard and I don't appreciate it. Sorry. You know, dogs, they go wherever they want to go unless they're dead.
Yay, Okie dokie beddy byes, all tucked in, sweet dreams
Yeah, no. PS He is not getting the moon and PPS by the time I'm done with him, he's gonna be begging for mercy.
Yeah, we wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the box of shame, would we? No, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Don't let me whatever I see.
YES NO #minion #despicableme #yes #no #unsure #undecided
Yes, but I grew. I've been crunching some numbers and I really don't see how we can afford this.
Yes, one lake, that's fantastic, wonderful but.
Yes, yes, we will build our own rocket. And whatever else we can find.
Yes, you may touch the floor. What about the air? Yes, you may touch the air. What about?
You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
You are in for a world of pain. Ohh I'm really scared.
You come, he gave us up. Miss.
You did not put on your PG. OK, seriously, seriously. This is completely beddy by time right now. I'm not kidding around. Meaning.
You don't love me.
You don't seem terribly focused. Grew, believe me.
You funny.
You got strong tiny mouth lash.
You got to let us play for no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You have a face Como onwurah.
You know I hold your hand. No.
You know what? More cookies than me? That'll be $52, right?
You know, unicorns, I could pet when if they were gonna leave you, and they are.
You know. Good. So how did it go, girl? Did we meet our quotas? Sorta.
You should drink your milk now. Make them drink the milk.
You to stay in the kitchen. We got bored.
You touched my shark.
You wanted to see me? Yes, I did. Victor. I am not.
You.
You're done being shrunk.
You're funny. Just don't come out of that room again.
You're funny. Just don't.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru.
You're really close.
Younger than you? Like that young fellow out there named Victor. He just stole a pyramid.
Your son is here. Send them in.
Zip it. Happy Meal now the gorals, actually.
Zip it. Happy meal now.
(all minions cheering)
(children cheering)
(grumobile vehicle engine noise)
(grumobile vehicle engine)
(minion groans and whimpers)
(minions speaking gibberish)
#3 you will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle or sneeze or burp or fart.
999 pajamas. These are pajamas. This is a warm up suit.
ああ、はい。
ああ。
いい。
えええっ?
えメリットチャレンジ。
どうしてニャンス専門?
ネット。 えっ?
はい。
四。
嫌になっちゃう。

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