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Alright, lock these little fuckers up.
Alright, we have some dead cows down at Miller's ranch. I want Connors and tags to check that out. And the two hikers are still missing. Let's have all units keep their ears to the ground. Alright ...
Come on, I don't have time for these little games.
Come out with your hands up.
Do you all have any idea what it's like to start over? You walk four hours through the snow, relearning everything, all because your bitch wife wouldn't spend all your hard earned money on upgrades...
Don't you talk to me like that.
God damn.
Gonna go home and play me some Red Dead Redemption two. I got a train to Robin Valentine.
I asked the kids in this school who are the biggest loners, who's most likely to rage and be the next school shooter. You know what they said?
I finally arrest for school shooters and can play some Red Dead Redemption. And then I get a call about another school shooting.
I just need to relax a bit, alright? Please, I've been waiting for this a long time. Just give me a wait a minute. The House in Valentine is built. Where did I get a sniper rifle? Did you play over...
I'm going to be playing Red Dead Redemption for the next 18 hours.
If I have to stay here and do an investigation instead of go home and rob a train, there's gonna be serious hell debate.
In my report, you'll see that Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick are believed to have worked together. I have issued warrants for their arrest in this case is now in the hands of the DA, and I am fin...
Keep McCormick and Cartman in separate holding cells and don't wait on me to book them. I'm gonna be playing Red Dead Redemption for the next 18 hours.
Ohh no that's fine.
Shut up.
That's right.
The only thing I want to know is who committed this school shooting since our school shooting suspects are in jail.
There's no such thing as a man, bear pig, you got that? We're working with facts here, not goofball theories.
There's real emergencies every day, real people who need real help, but then every other minute I gotta stop everything because when you little fuck watch decides to go and shoot up the school.
These school shootings are done. You hear me? I want this case closed by the end of the night, one way or another. Now let's move out.
What are you talking about?
What choice do I have now?
What did I tell you about playing on my save game?
Which one are you? Peckers felt isolated and lashed out in society?
Why are you trying to figure out what's going on with scientists?
You know how shitty it is to be a cop.
You're playing Red Dead Redemption, aren't you?