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Home > Cosmo - The Fairly OddParents:...
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A button? Well, I doubt that could do anything bad.
A star? It looks lonely.
A wish might help in smashing it.
Ah, a sitting duck or ** ducks star quack quack star.
Ah, cake.
Ah, don't be sad. There's always room for more films.
Ah, don't worry, it's only.
Ah, great, I guess it's more plunging for me.
Ah, I wonder if they have ice cream.
Ah, I'll try.
Ah, there's nothing to see anyway. Just mud.
Ah, think how much fun this would be on the moon.
Ah, those stink mines look nasty. Keep moving.
Ah, what's a wish tower doing on a pile of grime?
An octopus that would distract them.
And I wish I was a cake.
And in fresh mint condition.
And mouse.
And nowhere to hide.
And on the Internet.
And that somewhere was a group of low grade criminals out to make good for themselves.
And they also believe in ghosts, goblins, ghouls, tigers, aliens, cornflakes and butter, but not giraffes. They're too weird.
Any advice for me?
Are you sure the Egyptians didn't invent sports? They invented a lot of things. I know. I was just there.
Attack the first field Timmy.
Be careful not to get squished or burnt or confused.
Because video games are wild.
But I bet that scary Vicky Dragon is.
But I'm not betting much.
But in school, it's normal.
But it won't withstand crash, nebulous mighty justice cannon.
But not literally.
But we'll have to make do with Timmy and his spacesuit.
Bye.
Can I be the narrator?
Can't we talk to someone? I want to try out my new words.
Change that.
Charge.
Chase it, catch it, put it on my wand.
City house in turmoil. They need the chin.
CPT Alien Guards and take.
Depends on what you think it is.
Destroy our teddies.
Do we have to?
Doesn't look very tasty though.
Don't be scared. We know exactly what's ahead.
Don't let it reach the cashiers.
Don't talk to us now. Dance.
Don't try to fly for too long, though. You'll get tired. And then you go to the food court because I want some pizza.
Find a way to jump over here. Use whatever you can stand on.
Find the control.
Five stars make a wish and wishes make for heroes.
For all we know, swimming hasn't been invented yet.
Frightened star cut. Fleeing young sidekick.
Go ahead, punk. Make go wish.
Good job, Timmy.
Good thinking, sweet pea. You're always one step ahead.
Goodbye ancient Canada. I love you.
Great advice and not at all obvious.
Haha, I enemy reveals its weakness.
Here try these.
Here we see a Wistar drinking at a water hole. It may be hypnotized by its own reflection.
Hey, a Crimson chin card.
Hey, I've been working on my theme song. Captain Kaswell, Captain Cosmo, captain Cosmo. Ohh La La La La La La.
Hey, that's medieval monk grass, a powerful remedy against the older diseases such as Gray snot and pulsing toe.
Hey, we're on TV.
His rhyming pattern changed.
Hmm, I guess it had to go somewhere.
Hmm, pointy it might scratch the paintwork of these fine vehicles.
How cool is that?
Huh. Can't get over that.
Huh. It's using their soap to its advantage.
Huh. We should avoid the cream puffs.
I always knew reading was dangerous.
I bet the Egyptians invented stars.
I bet we'll be able to get past this without wishing.
I bet you have to jump on the merry go round and go further.
I can't see it from my house.
I can't wait to read this issue.
I didn't know Timmy had different heads.
I don't think me, I'm just doing the cutting.
I guess the police are helpless against this ruthless alien terror.
I hate school and I can't believe we have to go on a Saturday.
I have some very antes, but they're a lot nicer than these anti fairies.
I haven't felt this clean in years.
I hear the creepy footsteps of Mr Crocker.
I know somebody who would appreciate it.
I like a super villain with a theme.
I like mud balls.
I love dog food.
I love it when you talk to us.
I sense something troublesome within the police station.
I spy with my very eye something beginning with S and ending with tar.
I want off of these spring boots.
I was born ready. No, wait, I was born tiny. I'm not ready at all.
I was trying to sound menacing.
I wonder how angry are you with me right now and a scale of 1 to 10.
I wonder how long it took Crocker to dig this.
I wonder what grime is? G**** and lime maybe?
I'm a jet boot.
I'm not sure I'm able to read comic books.
I've always thought all of reality was virtual, but maybe that's just me.
I've identified it. It's a spaceship.
I've seen weirder.
If we hammer enough blocks, the pyramid will become the in shape for this season's tombs.
In England, the rain it rained every day except today, I guess.
Is it Canada? Ancient Canada? I'm guessing Canada? I'm usually right.
Is that a wish star?
Is this the end for the wishstar?
It boxed itself in.
It can be mean like that.
It can only mean one thing. We are not alone.
It had a plan.
It looks perfectly safe to me.
It sure is warm in here and unstable.
It's a good thing Crocker can't see too well.
It's all Vicki's fault. We should arrest her.
It's me. That's your job, Timmy.
It's our 100% natural.
It's rebel to you, but it's home to that star.
It's the Crocker corridor of Dome.
It's the very anti final, the final very anti, the anti final, very the final Antivari.
It's twice as much fun and only 2/3 of the calories.
It's twice the final regular wishing.
It's working, it's weakening and I feel great.
Jump and fall. Jump and fall. It's the ballet of life.
Just a little bit further.
Keep going upwards. Pretend you're an elevator.
Keep going. We're almost there.
Kenny, you've been seeing. Get away.
Let me guess, this is locked, right?
Let's explore. We should probably stick our noses where they don't belong.
Let's find some wish stars, and fast.
Let's get busy with the chisel.
Let's get sculpting, or at least specially with the hammer.
Let's look around for buttons.
Let's start the spelunker.
Little pink hat and everything.
Look for it took.
Look, lollipop. I had an idea that other time Timmy was a dog, and I pooped this up just in case.
Look, there's a star on top of the school fountain.
Look, there's an exit over there.
Look, you can see Cincinnati's famous Donut Museum from here.
Looks like we need a gas burst to give us a boost.
Luckily I speak ancient Egyptian. I will dog headed man little bird. That means hers had a tough trip.
Luckily, Cleff is too young to be converted.
Magnets are also great for getting keys out of drains.
Make a wish, Timmy. We can't make you human because today is in love with your doggie form. But we can do other stuff.
Maybe I should keep my mouth shut.
Maybe if I talked to Mr Crocker I could make him believe that fairies don't exist.
Maybe it's an evil bank robbing star.
Maybe they cut themselves shaving really badly.
Maybe we should just make a new bathtub.
Maybe you should be more patient and learn the enemy's patrol routes.
Mummy.
My wind is almost charged.
Nah, she'll probably make some dumb wish too.
Names the rule. See.
Not often, but it doesn't hurt to try.
Now that I'm a video game character, do I get my own cheats?
Now we're in trouble and tennis dreams.
Now we're spinning around in trouble in Timmy's dreams. We.
Nowhere to hide little star.
Ohh I snowmobile, a team of Husky dogs, secret Newton Snow powers.
Ohh no anti fairies in the school and us with no powers. I smell Vicky.
Ohh no, this is your last try.
Ohh yes we do, and we haven't used any cheats.
Ohh, that sounds familiar.
Ohh, the guard's back run.
Ohh, this walkway is high tech.
OK, before this wish wears off.
OK, that's the first bit.
OK, we should make a wish. It's the only way.
OK. Crackers closing in.
One more time to go.
Only one more start up until which time? Yay.
Ooh steamy.
Or if not good, at least big.
Pizza cake.
Please don't let him prove us.
Please merry go round side what I call Mary.
Power gloves that go.
Protector of all that screen and leecy, possibly.
Quick chase after and we'll have another star.
Ranger Cosmo says Three Bridges and roads must be crossed with care.
Run away and hide.
Run, Andrew. You're a speedy little fella.
Run. Run. Do you hear me? Run.
Sad kicks. Miyata.
School food? It's poison.
School on Saturday is worse than sand in your socks.
Secret underground cavern hideouts are cool.
See the girl.
See what I mean?
Sensible. I didn't get where I am today by being sensible.
So we came to watch.
So what are we waiting for?
So what? It's tiny and it doesn't even have any moles.
Sometimes they're relentless. Violence tires me, but only sometimes.
Sorry, Jimmy.
Stay out from under him, Timmy.
Super jumpy powers. Why didn't you say so?
Sure thing, Kenny.
Sure, say something.
Swing from roof to roof like a flying squirrel weed.
Symantha.
Talk to it. Lots. Besides useful advice, we can give you all sorts of fashion tips.
That size camouflage skills are underdeveloped.
That's a start.
That's it. Gracefully leaping over the furniture.
That's my motto. Wait, no it isn't.
That's right.
That's the monkeys catch the star multitask.
The Egyptians invented falling rocks.
The Egyptians invented work.
The Egyptians were ruled by berries.
The last emergency stop button.
The magic warap. Timmy, don't let him see you with the sword.
The only way is up.
The restroom. It'd be a shame to come all this way and not go in.
The star is asleep.
The star is heading for the pet cages.
The stars should hide in the sand.
The walkway fell apart. I know how that feels.
Then it's worth a try.
There I start by the daily Blavity office. Scoop it.
There's no way inside that camp without wishing.
These guys should disguise themselves with glasses.
They apprehended Peter will rise.
They love video games. Video games are the candy of the data world.
They started heading for a dead end now.
They're drawn to money, maybe.
This bridge isn't safe. It's all slippery and wobbly.
This guy has a bodyguard, a hairy bodyguard.
This is a great idea. The floor moves so we don't have to.
This is so cool. Did you pack everything?
This looks like a challenge.
This school is full of anti fairies. They bring bad luck.
Time I doing?
Timmy, look that hurt.
Took a little longer than usual this time.
Try not to fall.
Two sides defined we must prevail.
Uh, no time to sign our names. Two circles coming together spells Cosmo in Egyptian.
Uh, what are you gonna wish for Fido?
Uh, you have to get her to say, I wish I never took the book from Timmy.
Um, you gotta stop being captured.
Up and down, up and down.
Very little star, but you're not ready to play in the big leagues.
Wait, I feel all funny.
Wait, this is fun.
We are in the back 5 by 5.
We can get back up here if you fall off.
We don't need to wish to keep pace with this disco deviant.
We don't need wine that tiny. Let's keep going.
We have to defeat more germs.
We it's fun to run around in circles.
We need some speed. There are still two anti fairies left and we have to get to them before cracker does.
We should get out of here.
We should look for walls that have cracks La La La La la.
We should surf the Internet.
We start tag. You're it.
We won't hurt you, little wish star.
We'll have to brave this rubble to get that star.
We'll have to fight for the star.
We're going to have to give you a doggy bath after all this digging.
We're in a video game. It's going to be a huge, lethal boss.
We're in trouble.
We've got two stars. What does that mean?
Well, a lot of ideas come to mind, mind you, not to my mind.
Well, I never thought I'd say it, but yay for cleaning products.
Well, this is no way to get kids to eat their veggies.
Well, we got all the stars. What should we do?
What about that one? It's not hot and it looks extra smelly.
What am I?
What are the guiding? Are people stealing sand?
What was the first choice again?
What you gonna wish for Timmy?
What's a Greek urn?
When they dig this statue up, they'll never guess it was sculpted by a 10 year old boy.
Wherefore run thou stario?
Which could be a problem when it comes to doing other stuff.
Which game?
Whisper a hell of it. Or maybe a herring.
Who do you won't be able to chase you in the tight spaces?
Who is that?
Whoa, this stars braving the hot rocks.
Whoa. It's making its getaway.
Why are aliens scared of kids?
Why?
Wise wish stars make wise wishes.
Woo a button, press it. Go on and tell you.
Woo a crumbling wall.
Wow, I thought that coming.
Wow, my little girls, those cream puffs are cruel.
Wow, real life medieval mark, we could sell this.
Wow, that's a big rock.
Wow, with ice cubes this big, imagine the size of the drinks.
Wow. It's river rapid, named after the first pioneer to cross its Charles Sterlington River.
Wow. They should do this every four years.
Yay, more pressing buttons.
Yeah, and put some up in it.
Yeah, avoid the egg.
Yeah, but not nearly as tough and brave and stuff, huh?
Yeah, I was in the middle of some serious swimming. I think there's some parts of the bowl I haven't even seen yet.
Yeah, jetpack. I've always wanted to conjure up a jetpack.
Yeah, that anti fairy. You wanna play?
Yeah, that starts leading you into danger. Don't be seen.
Yeah, that's the star we saw.
Yeah, things are getting trickier.
Yeah, watch out for falling rocks.
Yeah, we got a little more magical loop back in this time. We can fool the sword into thinking that you're Arthur.
Yeah, we kept very worldly secret, beat the anti fairies and collected some pages of the rules.
Yep.
Yippee, that was fun. Can we do it all again?
You are so radiant when you're vengeful.
You can stack them up a lot easier that way.
You don't need me to tell you that giant rolling pins are dangerous.
You have one side in keeping with the binary theme.
You have one slightly chewed wishstar.
You have two wish stars or one binary star.
You make an excellent tightrope Walker, tight pair, Walker, hair walk, tighter walked hair out, whatever.
You might be able to get away from 2 by climbing.
You wanted to be a cream puff. Now here's where you start paying with sweat.
You'd be in denial and you'd be all wet.
You'll be able to walk across automatically, you just have to worry about which direction you're walking in. How cool is that?
You'll have to build a bridge to it.
You'll have to jump over the top, find some furniture to jump onto.
1 + 1 is 2. Hey, School's good for my brain.
850 fragrance buddy, forest pine, lemon fresh we have no mercy.
1233 stars? That's pretty good. 122 to go.
** I see a star.
あーあ。 ええ?

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