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Mulaney is also known for his Netflix children's musical comedy special John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch (2019) He was the creator and star of the short-lived semi-autobiographical Fox sitcom Mulaney.
See also: Mulaney, John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City, John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch, Annamarie Tendler, The Oh, Hello Show, and Original Cast Album: Co-Op.

A friend I've never listened to before.
A hero is any man who does his job.
Cancelling plans is like heroin. It is an amazing feeling.
Comparing the badness of two words #racist term #nword #derogatory #racism #racial slur #profiling #badness of two words #john mulaney #boomer
Everyone get out of my way.
Give us some money.
He's an average guy who only likes sports.
Hello, my wife is a bitch. And I don't like her.
I am damp all the time.
I didn't drink water the entire time.
I get nervous on airplanes.
I want these people to like me #oscars #please like me #hope they like me
I was glad I noticed him. I normally don't notice people.
I'm gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts.
Ohh thank you very much.
Someone's in here. Someone's in here.
What happened today?
When my wife walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. She's my hero.
Where's my money?

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