Sanford and Son Soundboard Edit

All You've Grown is Dumber and Dumber #didnt know you were interested in gardening #dumber and dumber #all youve grown

Belly Dancing #what did you learn #fred dancing #belly dancing

Camel of Prosperity Always Provide 2 Humps #may your camel provide #2 humps for your comfort #camel of your prosperity #going to be rich

Come on Out, I'm Not Afraid of You #look like a butterfly #sting like a bee #nobody meaner than me #i woop 100 godzillas #come on out I'm not afraid

Crude is Good #oil terminology #crude is good #exactly how good

Do Not Remove Tag Under Penalty of Law #tags off new mattress #power to the people #under penalty of law

Eat More Roughage #having trouble with assimilation #eat more roughage

I didn't Know it Was real #why did you pull it #i didnt know it was real #beard #facial hair

I Got us a Scarecrow #guaranteed to scare away #slugs snails and birds #i got us a scarecrow

It's All Your Fault I'm Sick #you didnt give me enough milk #the house was always damp #my bed was wet #not my fault #you gave me coffee #sanford and son

My Heart Dropped in My Drawers #loosen belt #let me loosen my belt #my heart dropped in my drawers #scared by noises and son

My Junk is Here to Stay #this place is as solid as a rock #a fortress #my junk is here to stay #thankfully it was just an earthquake

Poly Want a Cracker, I sell it junkie #im professor lenord miller #cal tech poly phi beta capa #im fred sanford #poly want a cracker i sell it junkie

Sanford Son Remix

Sanford Harlem Shake #harlem shake #bust a move #old guy dancing #grandpa dancing #gramps dancing #dad dance

Scream with fright #sanford and son #scare #scream #aaahh #afraid #jumpy

Shaking head no #sanford and son #smh #hold back #no #disappointed #stop #smdh

She's Got TB, Terrific Body #hitting on the nurse #dirty old man #shes pretty #i could of taken her out #shes got tb terrific body

Shut Up Dummy

That's one sell we got #sanford and son #one sell we got #sold #making money #earning cash #bringing home the bacon

The Customs of The Big 5 #not familiar with your customs #let me introduce you #customs of the big 5 #we shook on it #handshake means its a deal

The Man is Gonna See Right Through You #gonna see right through you #he will #covering up

The truth shall set you free #sanford and son #the truth shall set you free #tell the truth #be honest #be truthful

Tuck It In #medical testing #pat on the butt #tuck it in #you tuck yours in

Uglysicles

What did you say #sanford and son #what did you say #come again #repeat that #i did not hear that clearly #what #huh #angry

Why Did You Have to tell Her My Age? #dirty old man #hitting on the nurse #want to go out #shes pretty #why did you tell her my age

Would You Like to Study the Stars? #im a scientist #i study the earth #how would you like to study the stars

You Big Dummy! #you big dummy #redd fox #sangano

You Dozed Off and Fell Into the Squash #supposed to be in the soil together #in with you yesterday #you dozed off and fell into the squash

You Made Me Change My Drawers, Big Dummy #i aint goin in there #ugly old white woman #follow her #you made me change my drawers #dummy

You old faker #sanford and son #old faker #faker #liar #fraud #story teller #tells lies

You The Indian I'm The Chief #sitting bull #gardening expert you the gardener #you the indian I'm the chief

Your Map is a Piece of Junk #my map has led me right here #understandable #this is a junkyard #your map is a piece of junk