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South Park (1997) - Season 21

South Park (1997) - Season 21

South Park is a groundbreaking animated television show that has been entertaining audiences since 1997. With its controversial and irreverent humor, the show has consistently pushed boundaries and challenged societal norms. Season 21, which premiered in 2017, was no exception.

Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park follows the adventures of four foul-mouthed boys - Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick - in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado. Each episode tackles current events and satirizes pop culture, politics, and social issues with its signature biting commentary.

In Season 21, the creators continued their tradition of tackling controversial topics head-on. The season kicks off with an episode that reflects the post-2016 election climate, as the town of South Park becomes engulfed in a divisive debate over the appropriate way to handle the national anthem. The humor is sharp, pointing out the absurdity of the situation while offering a critique of the polarization in society.

Another notable episode of Season 21 is "Put It Down," where South Park takes a jab at President Donald Trump's use of Twitter and the escalating tensions with North Korea. In this episode, Parker and Stone emphasize how political leaders' irresponsible actions and social media use can have serious consequences, even on an international scale. The episode is both hilarious and a warning about the power of words and actions in the digital age.

As with previous seasons, South Park features a rich cast of recurring characters. In addition to the main four boys, there are several memorable supporting characters who contribute to the show's comedic flair. These include Randy Marsh, Stan's eccentric and often clueless father; Butters Stotch, a naive and easily manipulated boy; and Chef, a lovable African-American cafeteria worker who sings soulful, innuendo-laden songs.

South Park also incorporates celebrity appearances and parodies. Season 21 features stars such as Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, who are depicted in satirical storylines that highlight the absurdities and excesses of celebrity culture. Parker and Stone use these celebrity appearances to both poke fun at the individuals themselves and explore broader themes and critiques surrounding fame and influence.

One of the standout aspects of South Park is its ability to remain timely and relevant by quickly addressing current events. The show is known for its quick turnaround time, often producing episodes within a week of airing. This allows Parker and Stone to incorporate real-world events and controversies, ensuring that South Park remains at the forefront of cultural and political commentary.

For fans of the show, the sounds and music of South Park are instantly recognizable and essential to the viewing experience. From the iconic opening theme song to the hilarious and catchy musical numbers throughout the seasons, the show's music adds an extra layer of humor and entertainment. The playful melodies and satirical lyrics are instantly stuck in your head, making them a perfect complement to the show's outrageous storylines.

Luckily, playing and downloading these sounds is just a click away. Many websites offer options to listen to South Park's soundtrack or download it for personal enjoyment. With a few simple searches, fans can access the memorable tunes that have accompanied the show's outrageous antics for over two decades.

In conclusion, South Park - Season 21 is a must-watch for fans of the show, as well as anyone interested in sharp social commentary and irreverent humor. The season tackles relevant and controversial topics with its signature satirical style and remains a cultural touchstone in the world of animated television. Whether it's through its memorable characters, celebrity parodies, or catchy music, South Park continues to deliver laughs and incisive commentary that keeps audiences coming back for more.

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A bunch of dipshit poor ass third world rice pickers,
A bunch of handicapped kids?!
A bunch of kids have gone missing.
A costume party? With everything that's going on?
A few months ago, my wife Sharon and I decided
A fidget spinner?! Did you read what the president tweeted?!
A fox trap?
A group of young people called "Millennials Against Canada"
A hex on the Patriots, let's fuck up their lives!
A home reno what?
A hot button issue for many families,
A lava volcano, huh, boss?
A lot of frustration and confusion
A lot of mixing of truth and fiction
A lot of people judge him and just see the negative.
A lot of people.
A mix of a few things in your regional ancestry.
A witch...uh...
A worker with ties to Russia
A world where a nice girl that I liked
A young homosexual boy known only as Tweek
A zombie in a tuxedo.
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Aah! [ Grunts ]
Aah! [ Tires screech ]
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Aah! Okay! Jesus Christ!
About a superhero called The Coon
About a very important issue.
About Columbus in the past.
About how to try and protect yourselves.
About maybe being a vegan with me,
About our concerns in this community.
About staying off their mobile devices
About that ****** thing.
About the negative feelings that we all sometimes feel,
About the past. About what we've done.
About these goddamn drug dealers.
About these goddamn drug dealers.
About us going around snatching children.
About what is and isn't considered misconduct.
About what's happening to our children.
About your millennials!
Acting like everyone's stuff is his!
Actually that is illegal.
Actually, some of their projects are pretty cool.
Adapted by Kiezrick Solomon.
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Afraid to change no matter how necessary that change may be.
After your video game.
Again?!
Against a third world country.
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Alexa, Alexa?!
Alexa, define subservient?
Alexa, goodnight.
Alexa, I'm home!
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Alexa, tell me a joke.
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Alexa... are you happy?
Alexa... set an alarm for 7:00 a.m.
Alexa's [bleep] sweet.
All about your projects,
All I'm saying is that there's a culture that originates
All ready to trick or treat?!
All right good, Timmy.
All right, come on!
All right, Darryl.
All right, Eric.
All right, everybody! Hey, thanks for coming.
All right, everyone, listen up!
All right, everyone, listen up.
All right, everyone, listen up.
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All right, go home and make some cupcakes, honey.
All right, guys? There.
All right, I'm finished
All right, it's clear. Bring him in.
All right, kids! Now let's do the hokey pokey!
All right, kids...
All right, let us through. Get away, kids.
All right, military alert everyone.
All right, next up we have Hannah Williams
All right, people. People, please.
All right, seniors, how are we feeling tonight?
All right, take the shot.
All right, what do you guys think of Nathan
All right! Don't forget we have a chaos quota, gang!
All right! Randy's got the J.D.!
All right! That's it! Everyone stop!
All right. All right.
All right. All right. Everyone calm down.
All right. All right. Everyone!
All right. Arms in the air.
All right. Everyone here wants to see my style.
All right. Everyone's here. Let's do this.
All right. Go on. You got 10 minutes.
All right. Now, if we have any que
All right. Open wide.
All right. Open wide.
All right. Peace!
All right. See you, Sharon. Have a good night!
All right. Who else?
All right. You asked for it.
All right. You kids all ready?
All the boys watch it. I did, too.
All the other names were taken Your Honor.
All we have to do now
All you did was bitch about her all the time!
All you've ever done is work to ruin my life!
All you've ever done is work to ruin my life!
All: [ Chanting ] Put a spell on our bosses, put a spell on our wives.
All: [Chanting] You will not replace us!
All: ♪ Everybody have fun tonight ♪
All: ♪ Let's not turn this into a witch pursuit thing ♪
All: ♪ We're all on the same side, you and I ♪
All: Yeah!
Almost smells brand new, doesn't it?
Almost thought you guys were gonna bail on us!
An anal swab?
An epidemic of catastrophic proportions.
And and just try to be good to her, okay?
And 'member how I was saying
And 18% Southwest Asian.
And a thousand doves to release into the air.
And act like you care about me!
And all you keep doing is ma...
And also provide grievance counselors
And as long as we have each other,
And ask our parents to pay for our programs,
And because of that, he's never gonna change.
And being a superhero means you keep believing in that money
And besides Tupperware isn't our strongest character.
And besides, you can't do anything to me.
And bitching me out in front of all the guys.
And blaming it on your blood sugar.
And came in $600 under budget.
And children lack the cognitive ability
And computer...?
And could you let him know it's okay to be sad?
And decide shit for yourself!
And defecating on girls while they sleep.
And don't let... personal emotions
And enjoying the fan favorite kiss cam!
And even the vacuum of space.
And even when his own country wouldn't support his cause,
And everything they do and everything they have done
And fallout is expected to kill thousands more
And feeding them misinformation.
And feeling what they need to feel!
And first up we have
And flexibility with my schedule on weekends.
And flipped over cars today? Did I miss it?
And forced to live in a trailer park, like Theresa.
And forcing objects into their own rectal cavities.
And forgot about him.
And fuck all you slanty eyed bitches doggy style.
And get the results to you as soon as possible.
And get the results to you as soon as possible.
And get the students to the gymnasium.
And give it to my grandpa.
And go disrespect the flag and flip cars over and stuff.
And goes through the "Coon and Friends United,"
And have a little Halloween fun, you know?
And have done some amazing projects.
And having sex with antelopes in our town.
And he does all his own sound effects...
And here's you dressed as Columbus
And Hootie and the Blowfish aren't in your ears.
And I am very f f fast.
And I believe now it comes from a Canadian TV show.
And I can't fix you. Only you can do that.
And I do the designing and decorating.
And I get all anxious and then I crash
And I got the crack!
And I guess it's true with Heidi.
And I have a right to be on Facebook.
And I hope that our working relationship
And I just went with it.
And I know you are all very excited to show
And I know you're anxious.
And I say, "Terrance! You farted!"
And I shut you down?
And I think they stopped the churro machine.
And I thought it was funny. So, you thought it was funny,
And I want Linda to hear it from me first.
And I want to speak to you all
And I wanted to show you so you could do something!
And I was just wondering, you know,
And I was thinking you and me should go.
And I will bring Heidi there.
And I...
And I'd like you to hear from Officer Bright,
And I'll take the pledge.
And I'm definitely hearing
And I'm her husband, Randy...
And I'm looking forward to turning this school around.
And I'm working on getting
And I've been doing a lot of changing lately.
And I've been the one forced to deal with it.
And if we're gonna get anywhere, we better figure out what.
And if you have a problem with Canada,
And independent female to be a role model for us all.
And insensitivity at our school.
And it ends up hurting people.
And it looks like they've found their answer
And it was all making me really confused.
And it's a country in Africa.
And it's time for us to band together and take to the streets
And it's totally gone away.
And just recently, Swiper the Fox,
And let our superhero franchise speak for itself.
And living like a monster. Just...
And make you feel better.
And maybe bring just a little bit of crack.
And Mexicans poppin' out babies.
And Mimallah's project idea?
And Mr. Marsh is, right now, also working
And my body doesn't know how to process it.
And my friend Kyle,
And next they'll be coming after you!
And not even realize it.
And not have to do anything but eat and watch TV?
And not talk about what you're feeling?
And now I look for others like me
And now you want the police to shoot him.
And now, here's our own take
And only Canada can bring him to justice.
And our president keeps making it worse!
And pee in each other's mouths.
And peeing in each other's mouths.
And photogenic intersection in New York City.
And poo pooing on each other's heads.
And poop in little girls' mouths.
And poop in little girls' mouths.
And presenting it as reality on Facebook.
And pushed me in front of a car.
And put a positive spin on this whole thing.
And quit Twitter for good.
And really didn't break any rules
And save the town from evil to some kick ass '80s' music!
And saying we like, burn the American flag
And screw the Raiders, too!
And see if we can get the president to go away.
And see what he has to say.
And send it in the mail.
And send it in to our labs.
And she... started going off on me like a Jekyll and Hyde.
And she's so...
And shitting in the woods.
And since this is the second Monday of October,
And so, the second Monday of October
And sometimes, that's going to cause a little...
And stopping all witch activity because
And take an old lady's Hummels.
And talk about suicide prevention.
And talking through those feelings.
And tearing each other down,
And tell everyone about the crack.
And that I'll start putting in a 100% every day.
And that would be There you go again!
And the best thing isn't always quick answers,
And the President's tweets have certainly caught
And the spells against our wives.
And their feelings?
And then Chip got all weird.
And then every chick in this school
And then had to eat and use the bathroom 40 times.
And then helped himself to my wife's lubricant!
And then it's like a back and forth kind of thing? It's sort of like a
And then just tear away your one day off in October
And then totally act like we care.
And then we can go. Oh, oh, I think this is her now.
And then we don't have to get killed!
And then we'll open the floor to some questions
And then, you know, I was looking for something to get away from the city.
And there's some worse news.
And they all think we're war hungry anyway!
And they said this has been going on for years.
And they were in there [ Gags ]
And they've agreed to go along with my plan.
And this child trying to speak out for handicapped people!
And this year, it is our goal to make that number 1,087.
And thusly, we're growing bigger every day.
And to pay for your guitar lessons.
And Token doesn't poop in girls' mouths!
And took a bunch of children and he's gonna eat 'em all.
And took your girlfriend?
And turn Stan's grandpa in!
And turned me into this!
And want to get help.
And was pretty shocked by the abusive and intolerant language.
And we are tempted by the devil to act upon them.
And we definitely have things we can all be working on.
And we have very little time.
And we know how to make you suffer.
And we stand with you
And we were standing there with you!
And we will call it Indigenous Peoples Day.
And we're ready for kickoff
And we're startin' the day. M'all right?
And we're sure she'll be making our school a better place.
And we've set up a fox trap.
And what about the backsplash, Sharon?
And what are you guys gonna have?
And when Columbus sailed to distant places
And when things look their darkest,
And when we win the science fair,
And where you use to have your gun case, look at what Sharon did.
And who are these kids?
And who can tell me what that means?!
And who gets all the support?
And with that said, I'd like to introduce
And yet I am not a penis.
And yet I can't stop thinking about her.
And yet they are not.
And yet you think you can block me, right?
And you are a part of that franchise plan, okay?
And you as Columbus on St. Patrick's day.
And you didn't stop at all
And you do not find this 'out of the ordinary'?
And you guys just get out there
And you might be interested to know
And you need to have your own fucking brain
And you should understand how my balls are gonna taste
And you'll understand.
And you're heritage... well, you know...
And you're the judge for the competition.
And, damn it, we've built our show into something!
And, of course, love seeing themselves on the jumbotron.
And, uh, Heidi's put on some pounds, you guys.
And, uh, she seems to have set off
And, worse of all, concussions.
And, yes, millions were slaughtered and throats were cut.
Announcer: Hey, you!
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Another drug overdose?
Another tweet from the president!
Answer me. [ In Russian ]
Any Columbus costumes, Columbus pictures
Any show that people pitch them.
Any trouble at this school, m'all right?
Anyways, I guess the witch destroyed the whole thing.
Apparently he flew around on a broom,
Appear to be evolving somehow.
Are available at the front desk.
Are available at the front desk.
Are doing our project on water bears!
Are dressing up in hero costumes
Are getting Zuckerberg!
Are going to jail!
Are in that cupboard.
Are the rest of us not special?
Are there any questions?
Are these the special water bears
Are we good?
Are we just your type?
Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?!
Are you innocent for just lighting the fuse?!
Are you just calling to shit on my Halloween?
Are you just gonna stand there? Do something!
Are you okay?
Are you out of your fuckin' mind?!
Are you ready to see your new home?
Are you selling girl scout cookies?
Are you serious? Nobody I talk to has ever even heard of him!
Are you serious?!
Are you serious?!
Are you Stan Marsh?
Are you threatening us, you beady eyed Canuck?
Are you with the Protestant youth group?
Aren't being bitchy about it.
Arghghgh!
Arkna... Pedooim... Uthnod borall.
Arr, what's a cockblocker?
As "a bunch of dirty sand Nigers."
As a boyfriend?
As a concerned member of the public,
As a special birthday surprise for you, Marcus,
As a thoughtless, indigenous son of a bitch.
As an adjective. One. Compliant or obedient to authority.
As his 'Splatty Tomato' approval rating
As I got older, my powers only increased.
As I think we can all use someone to tell us
As like a protein boost.
As someone who deals with suicidal thoughts,
As the Chargers take on the Buffalo Bills.
As the cheers of 17 million fans rock the stadium!
As Vice Principal Woman,
As you all know, we've been looking for a strong woman
As you can see, I have divided the franchise plan
As you know we want to provide a safe work environment
As you know, there has been a lot of bullying
Askin' if a co worker is available in today's times?!
At 7:30 tomorrow night in the school gymnasium.
At a football game.
At least give us till tomorrow morning
At least this man's trying to save Christmas!
At Nelly Anderson's birthday party,
At someone's face,
At this so called skewl.
At Tommy Schneider's bar mitzvah last March,
At work?
Attention, employees.
Automated Personal Assistants, self drivin' trucks...
Aw, come on, Grandpa!
Aw, don't worry.
Aw, gee, I don't know if we should use
Aw, gee, that sounds a lot better than
Aw, geez.
Aw, God damn it!
Aw, guys, guys! Don't leave, guys. Everything's cool.
Aw, man, here we go.
Aw, Merry Wanderer and Happy Traveler?
Aw, Peppa. Peppa, can you hear me?
Aw, you tricked me. [ Cellphone rings ]
Aw! God damn it!
Awesome, thanks.
Awesome. Here we go. Heading out now.
Awesome. Thanks for coming in
Aww... Damn it.
Ba ba ba baaa! Ztzztzzzt!
Baby, I fuckin' love you so much.
Baby, put down the gun, sweetheart, okay?
Back to our rooms.
Because a science fair is supposed to be an experiment.
Because I get it now.
Because if you make her feel dumb,
Because in 1492, Columbus got us all a day off school.
Because judging handicapped students sounds terrible.
Because my emotions are freaking you out!
Because nobody wants to be trapped in a gym
Because of the hypocrisy and bullying
Because she said she was gonna kill herself.
Because that's what good witches do!
Because the sun will come out again.
Because we are Coon and Friends,
Because we believe they are our last hope.
Because we have each other's backs.
Because you don't know how to talk about what you're feeling!
Because you don't understand how
Because you victimize innocent people
Because you victimize innocent people
Because you were all raised on it yourselves!
Because you're our best science student.
Before any progress can be made?
Before he joins Coon and Friends.
Before letting him into your lives.
Before we started going out,
Before we take action?!
Behind closed doors.
Being insensitive then, did you?
Being played by way bigger people.
Being supportive doesn't mean you criticize me, asshole!
Better shut it off. [ Laughter ]
Between my living room and my kitchen!
Between that and real meat.
Between the kitchen and the living room
Between the parties involved.
Between your kitchen and your living room
Billy, what are you doing here?
Billy!
Black, handicapped and ******* rights.
Blew things up and kidnapped some children.
Bob, come on.
Bob, for the love of Pete, our country is about to go to war!
Bob, if Canada finds out the president is hiding here,
BOB: What I want to know is what gives you the right
Boo! Boo! Nobody likes you, Stan.
Boy, look at the time. 'Kay, all set!
Boy, that Marcus kid is on the warpath, huh?
Boys, this might be the single greatest
Breaking news now out of Colorado,
Bring 'em in!
Bro.
Brzzz! Byeow!
Bullcrap, you're all
But but hold on. That that's not true!
But But I thought for sure you would be on my side.
But But, Daddy, he's gonna
But M'kay. You see the problem is that
But as you can see here, we found
But before the remodel, they told me
But being a victim has a downside, too.
But Cartman sees himself as the victim all the time.
But DNAandMe showed
But does anyone ever ask the Whites how they're doing?
But don't you think you're overdoing it?
But everyone's preoccupied
But Facebook says it's true.
But first what I'll need is a volunteer.
But first,
But first, you must tell me
But had a simple Munich dirndl from Germany.
But hasn't been around for a while. Who?
But he clearly sucks.
But he will be extremely good at comedy.
But her boobs were sweaty so you could see them.
But holidays are also meant to be a time to reflect.
But I also have a style that is completely unblockable.
But I also want the boys to know
But I can't get him to come out of his room.
But I decided Oh, now!
But I know what to do!
But I saw him!
But I want to assure you that we are doing everything we can
But I wanted to give you your space to get ready.
But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass on your show.
But I'm the one who No
But if we don't get that day off school,
But instead of Columbus Day,
But instead of glorifying anyone,
But it But it's true, Heidi!
But it is an anal swab this time.
But it's all part of trying to make each other better.
But it's not a problem.
But it's not true.
But just being there, supporting each other
But just know that a lot of us boys
But just, give her some space, you know?
But maybe you'll get back together.
But now it's not funny? No, it was never funny. I see it differently now!
But one parent in particular
But she needs help.
But she's never tried to take away a holiday.
But thanks to Mark Zuckerberg, right now...
But that doesn't mean we should all be closing parks
But the end is very near...
But then the bad witch showed up and now the witch we called just arrived!
But then you you...
But then you started rolling your eyes
But then you try and blame food and your mom for
But they're supposed to be dead!
But too many were more than eager
But wait, isn't "Stranger Things" just like that movie
But we managed to win him over
But we told you so! [ Laughter ]
But we're excited about the results.
But what the fuck were you thinking?!
But with DNAandMe, I found out that I'm 2.1% black!
But with the ability to follow through.
But you need to get those things cleared up first, okay?
But you said she was mentally abusive.
But you said she was mentally abusive.
But you said you were here to help stop us
But you two work together [ Gags ]
But you were right there, going along with it!
But you won't be stopping the problem!
But you're always the judge of the Special Ed Science Fair
But you're really starting to sound like your mom.
But, babe, there's a lot of kids who feel the same way you do.
But, Craig, I Tweek.
But, Dad, Kyle found a picture on Instagram.
But, like, completely unable to even move.
But, Randy, what about the
But, uh, is anyone else hearing Hootie and the Blowfish
But, um, you know, it is recess.
But...
Butter him up, Butters.
Butters, are you using Facebook
Butters, come on! We got to go!
Butters, don't be a dick!
Butters, you can't just make stuff up about us.
Butters, you're not looking at boobies again, are you?
Butters!
Butters!
Butters! You're the one who started all this?!
Butters? What's he want?
Butters.
Butters.
Butters. Butters!
By Heidi.
By one of our students who has written a song.
By remodeling and flipping houses
By sending cupcakes to the North Korean government.
By someone not paying attention to the road.
By successfully firing a missile over Tweek's house.
By talking when she's talking.
By telling everybody that I was suicidal.
By the Canadian Minister of Streaming.
Bye, Daddy! Love you!
Bzzt!
Bzzztzt! That's right.
Bzzzzzt! Oh, boy! I get my own origin movie?!
C Can I just stay here with you please?
Call Heidi horrible things!
Call me a "bitch" again.
Call me a "bitch" again.
Call me a "bitch" again.
Call me a "bitch" again.
Called "White People Renovating Houses."
Calm down, everyone. Stick to your work.
Can continue be honest and straightforward.
Can I Can I get a volunteer to role play with me?
Can I count on you guys' support?
Can I do it without you guys shitting all over me?
Can I help you?
Can I help you? Oh, yes, hello.
Can I talk to you about Eric?
Can we go please?!
Can we talk about a friend shooting him
Can we try, Darryl?
Can you come with?
Can you imagine being able to just sit around all day
Can you just give us till morning?
Can you please just
Can't he live with us again?
Can't let you into town.
Can't we all stop being so mean to each other?
Can't we just go right into movies?
Can't you see what's happening?
Can't you tell? He's high on painkillers!
Canada is second world at least!
Canadian entertainment be stopped!
Canadians should care about the rest of the world!
Canadians will rise together.
Cartman said he was gonna kill himself?
Cartman, can we talk?
Cartman, I didn't mean for things to happen
Cartman, if you have an idea, please tell me.
Cartman, you weren't happy. Shut up, Kyle.
CARTMAN: [Distorted] I don't know, like like maybe say Like talk about cutting off his dick or something.
CARTMAN: A relationship has to be 50/50, Eric.
CARTMAN: All right, superheroes,
Cartman: Anyone can convince themselves
Cartman: Hey, guys, let's a take a minute
Cartman: It's over, Chaos!
Cartman: Kyle!
Cartman: May I have your attention please?
Cartman: May I have your attention please?
CARTMAN: On screen!
Cartman: You have to take me back!
Cartman: You have to take me back! You have to!
Cartman: You have to take me back! You have to!
Cartman? Okay...
Cartman's a horrible boyfriend.
Chaos.
Check it out!
Check out Stephen, you guys!
Check this out, you guys.
Children: Daddy! Mommy! Daddy! [ Screaming ]
Children's choir in the commons.
Chillin', chillin'.
Chip, do you see all the chaos you've caused?
Chuck E. Cheese's autopsy?
Chuck E. was not the first entertainer in our community
Classic stuff.
Clear the hallway, everyone!
Close the door! Everyone back to work.
Coal mining and truck driving are not exactly jobs of the future,
Collapsed like a rag doll before my very eyes!
Columbus believed that kids should have a day off school.
Columbus said, "Fine. I'll go find a new land
Columbus was a mass murderer!
Come in! [ Door opens ]
Come in.
Come on in, guys!
Come on little girl, everyone's waitin' on ya.
Come on out, little girl!
Come on, babe!
Come on, babe.
Come on, Cartman, I You took everything from me!
Come on, Cartman, I You took everything from me!
Come on, Darryl. We all got jobs.
Come on, Eric!
Come on, everybody!
Come on, everybody!
Come on, everyone!
Come on, fellas. We can't let Butters win.
Come on, guys.
Come on, Tweek! Hurry!
Come on!
Come on! Get it out of your system!
Come on! If you're a Hummel expert,
Come on! Let's go!
Come on! Throw the rope, Stan!
Come on! What's your style?
Come on. All the other guys' wives
Come on. Let's move!
Come on. There has to be a way
Come on. Who invited Mark Zuckerberg to town
Coming after all witches?!
Congratulations on becoming head bitch, Grandpa.
Cool, and did you build that big wall you were gonna build?
Cool, I just wanna put on some lip gloss.
Cool, I'll come pick you up at 5:00!
Cool, thanks, guys.
Cool, yeah. Hey, guys, and there's also
Cool. Do you have the Hummel?
Cool. You got to pee again. Awesome.
Coon and Friends?
Coon Friends, we have done it.
Coon, everybody hates us.
Could you just tell him that... I want to make him happy,
Could you tell him I'm gonna try a lot harder?
Could you tell us who you are?
Count us out.
Craig, let me tell you about relationships, okay?
Crap, it's them!
Cross breeding? You mean ****.
Crystal, the president isn't going to get you.
CRYSTAL: [ Screams ]
Curse you, Coon and Friends!
Cut down in our prime by Mark Zuckerberg.
Dad, come on.
Dad, get outta here!
Dad, listen, you need to ease off a little here, okay?
Dad, look out!
Dang it! There's nothing?

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