The Big Bang Theory - Season 6 Edit

A 3 D printer can make out of plastic.

A backup battery when the power goes out.

A big D and D game at his place.

A big glass of good question juice?

A bottle of champagne and three glasses.

A box of crayons without crossing my legs.

A Christmas gift?

A colon calling card, if you will.

A dessert much less tasty than frozen yogurt.

A few people in the comments section have said

A gift? Present!

A grad student forgot to take out one of his piercings.

A great capacity for devotion.

A growing nose,

A guaranteed job for life

A guaranteed job for life

A hammer so heavy that no one else can pick it up?

A hat, glasses, and a red striped shirt.

A high energy particle accelerator out of Legos.

A Hollywood poser.

A huge pain in the ass the whole time.

A hush falls over the crowd

A hypothetical containment field

A little dizzy.

A little sensitive, but not bad.

A little souvenir from my trip to space.

A little time and find something you're passionate about.

A lot of the guys that hang out there are kind of creepy.

A man can have is the love he has with himself.

A marijuana cigarette?

A micro valentine for a microbiologist.

A naked man sat on it.

A nerve wracking bath of indeterminate temperature.

A new outgoing voice mail message for both of us.

A quest with a holiday theme.

A rich vein of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.

A rocket? You're a freak! I love it!

A room full of boring old men

A satanic fungus that looks suspiciously like Al Pacino...

A seat warmer.

A sellout,

A semi truck might be an alien robot...

A solar system.

A statement and a helpful response from the friend.

A Streetcar Named Desire is an American classic.

A swift kick in his bowl full of jelly!

A Tardis makes no sense.

A wet T shirt contest.

A what?

A wine tasting on Skid Row.

A woman who says she's your mother but sounds like your father.

A worthwhile contribution to science.

A year ago, that would have been unthinkable.

A, that was not ajoke, that was a sincere request.

Aah!

Aah! It's eating his face!

About acting and body language.

About Bohemia with the memory of my grandparents,

About Bose Einstein condensates, and I am also the one

About if I really am who I say I am, you know?

About somebody flirting with her boyfriend.

About spending this kind of money?

About stuff like Buffy or science

About the greatest achievement of my life ever again.

About the things you said to me yesterday,

About this silly parking space fight, too?

About wearing my NASA jumpsuit as a costume.

About what he puts in his egg salad

About y'all canceling his favorite show.

About you helping me out last night...

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. All we need to do is spend

Absolutely. You're the girl, I'm the guy.

Accusing me of inappropriate behavior in the workplace.

ACTOR: To be lonely?

Actually get physical?

Actually that helps, thank you.

Actually, all I did was invite you.

Actually, he's a genius.

Actually, I don't wanna know

Actually, I have a plastic baggy

Actually, I have your signature on a roommate agreement

Actually, I meant you could drive me.

Actually, I was thinking Leonard.

Actually, I'm still here.

Actually, it's three against one.

Actually, no, he goes to the bathroom

Actually, to this day she's never really said it.

Actually, you can't have that one either.

Addicted to reefer and jazz music.

Additionally, you are my girlfriend,

Additionally, you should know that the university

After dinner, we watched a rerun of Rockford Files,

After I confided, I was derided

After passing a meal of spicy chilies

After stone tablets and skywriting.

After the TV show was canceled...

Agh! Cherry stem. Cherry stem.

Ah, congratulations, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Ah, don't.

Ah, Dr. Cooper, have a seat.

Ah, he's spoiling me and I love it.

Ah, I hear you, brother.

Ah, I'd love to, but I'm supposed to hang out with Penny.

Ah, kids say the darnedest things.

Ah, Mr. Wolowitz, it's been a while.

Ah, you're killing me, Cooper!

Ah!

Ah. "Danger," sure, sure.

Ah. Thank you.

Ah...

Aha!

Ahem. Suddenly, a spectral shape rises from Koothrappali's bloody corpse and says:

Ahh, I'd love that, but she's not really comfortable around people.

Ahh.

Alex Jensen has lodged a complaint against you.

Alex...

All at once,

All games are made up.

All I asked was that he

All I did was build a robot.

All I have here is a few sweaters,

All I know is corduroy makes too much noise

All I'm saying is,

All is forgiven, so come back home.

All my life, I have been uncomfortable

All of you, in my office now!

All our problems would be solved.

All over it.

All right then, so we're all on the same page.

All right, all right.

All right, Amy, there's one ogre left. Take him out.

All right, color me intrigued.

All right, come on, be serious.

All right, cool.

All right, fine, pick another game.

All right, for the sake of argument, let's say that's true.

All right, geez.

All right, great.

All right, hotshot, let's hear your Indian.

All right, I don't understand.

All right, I guess the cat's out of the bag.

All right, I think we've really helped women today.

All right, I'll keep an eye out for that.

All right, I'm thinking one way

All right, I'm warm.

All right, I've had enough of this.

All right, it's settled.

All right, Lesser Demon Turtle.

All right, let's get this stupid play over with.

All right, let's hit the road.

All right, let's keep it simple.

All right, Ms. Jensen, before we begin, may I offer you a refreshment?

All right, round one.

All right, Sheldon, to start our quest,

All right, so I see here you're from Des Moines, Iowa.

All right, standard state fair pie eating contest rules are:

All right, thank you.

All right, that's enough.

All right, we can come get you. Yeah, we'll see you soon.

All right, we're down the rabbit hole.

All right, well, how was work today?

All right, well, thanks again for helping me out.

All right, you brought this on yourself.

All right, you can suck it in a little bit.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. (disco music resumes)

All right. All right. I gotta go.

All right. I will tell him you called.

All right. Now, you don't want to cut

All she did was get mad at you.

All that story does is make me feel bad for your mother.

All the cheerleaders are suffering from an evil curse.

All the laid I'm getting.

All the other scientists have seat warmers.

All those pictures on Facebook.

All you turn into is some schmo with a mummy bite.

All your ideas address the issue at a university level.

ALL: Not now!

Allow me to inspire you

Almost Franken Berry, Boo Berry,

Along the way. (dice rolls on table)

Also known as

Also, don't forget to close the toilet or she'll drink out of it.

Although copyright law would allow me to quote snippets in the context of a review.

Although I wouldn't mind if Brown Sugar suspended me.

Although if Danny Biffle didn't want to eat a mouthful of dirt...

Although she was a naturalized French citizen,

Although some test subjects reported

Although that could just be my newly defoliated bikini zone.

Although when he's in Batman pajamas...

Although, I could play

Although, I'm pretty sure

Although, I'm pretty sure

Always bet on black.

Always disappears every day at 2:45?

Always want to talk about things?

Am I allowed to ask how the class is going?

Am I really out of the game?

Am I?

Amazing.

Amy and I will beat you at anything.

Amy and Penny are already in the car, move it.

Amy deserves better.

Amy Farrah Fowler."

Amy pointed out to me

Amy wasn't the problem.

Amy will be here shortly,

Amy,

Amy, do something.

Amy, help.

Amy, I can't just ask Wil Wheaton to leave.

Amy, I must say, I was skeptical at first,

Amy, I'm really sorry.

Amy, it's your turn. We need one more hit. Finish him off.

Amy, Penny, both of you, stop it.

Amy, please, let me make this right.

Amy, this is crazy. You have nothing to be suspicious about.

Amy, wait. I know it's not the night you had in mind...

Amy, you think maybe this has gotten a little out of hand?

Amy, you?

AMY: That's not always true.

AMY: Uh, hand.

AMY: We're here.

Amy?

Amy.

Amy.

Amy.

Amy. Amy.

Amy. Amy. Amy.

Amy. Amy. Amy.

Amy...

Amy...

Amy's taking me to a memorial service.

An anal autograph.

An astronaut should come home to.

An astronaut's penis.

An end of an era.

An ice cream headache.

An online sexual harassment seminar

And "I'm so proud of you."

And a black hole have in common?

And a complete sucker.

And a double word score for 72 points.

And a letter shows up on my 18th birthday.

And a little 3 D modeling,

And a mutual admiration that skews in my favor.

And a rack tastic red dress from Forever 21.

And a sleepy Sheldon is a cranky Sheldon. And a cranky Sheldon...

And about $300 worth of makeup...

And action.

And action.

And action.

And after that,

And Albert Einstein?

And all eyes turn to see America's most beloved

And already familiar and comfortable with your ways?

And also have a brain tumor.

And also, while we're on the subject, you recently changed your shampoo.

And answering my phone you think something bad happened?

And anything less than that

And as a respected scientist,

And as long as we have

And as you know,

And at the office Christmas party,

And B, more importantly, I was the outsider to this group...

And based on your behavior, I don't have to.

And Bernadette has a great job.

And boy, that's a lot of Band Aids.

And called her an "egg salad sandwich."

And came up with an even better way

And can you please make that out to Bernadette?

And casually mentioned I was going out for seafood.

And chided, my moms and I collided.

And coffee'll just keep me awake.

And come up in China.

And coming here was definitely one of them.

And could use your advice,

And cut.

And do what I need to do to recharge.

And don't wear a cross, you're good.

And don't worry, someday you'll have somebody, too.

And drink his driving whiskey.

And eat it in your car in the parking lot.

And eat it until we're all obese.

And enjoy our Valentine's Day?

And eventually I'm gonna end up saying yes,

And every day at 4:00, you'd come to my house on Channel 68...

And every party thrown in a 12 mile radius.

And everyone already has a partner

And everyone got invited but me.

And extra Dramamine? You remember what happened on It's a Small World.

And find a large chest.

And find yourself in a small dungeon room.

And five years of grad school, that never happened once.

And for the record, I had a full pubis of hair

And for the record...

And forgive my crude penmanship. I didn't start typing until I was 6.

And frankly,

And FYI, there'll be no breaks.

And garlic butter.

And get discouraged and give up on the idea

And get excited like you guys.

And give them what for.

And glamorous couple.

And had to be rushed to the hospital.

And have a surf and turf.

And have enough milk left over to open a Baskin Robbins.

And have nothing to live for.

And he can never take that away.

And he loves it.

And he obviously wants to keep this a secret.

And he responded by explaining how

And he solves the equation.

And he talks like a robot.

And he was already having a tough day. He accidentally wore my pants to work.

And he's an astrophysicist, too?

And he's gonna be all "you can do it," and "how can I help?"

And he's Indian?

And hearing about the things you've had removed

And help me get this face off.

And her favorite movie is Slumdog Millionaire.

And his totally bitchin' dream house.

And I am sure it's still more valuable

And I appreciate your effort,

And I believe this is yours.

And I can personally guarantee

And I can't return these things

And I care about your well being.

And I don't need anyone badgering me into it!

And I don't want him to be upset.

And I don't want to answer a lot of questions

And I don't want you to be upset.

And I found her blog.

And I found your suggestions extremely helpful.

And I gotta tell you last night was the first time in a week...

And I had a sensible salad for lunch so I can eat all the pizza I want.

And I have been nothing but patient with you!

And I have to go find "quieter pants."

And I hope the ogres feast on your bones.

And I hope this gift

And I just couldn't join in. Yeah.

And I just wanted to tell you...

And I know

And I know gift giving puts a lot of pressure on you,

And I know that was a jpeg of your buttocks.

And I let it.

And I like them,

And I made myself go in.

And I made myself go in.

And I made you breakfast.

And I managed to find

And I must warn you,

And I need a killer first date.

And I needed a nice cool piece of leather

And I picked this over having sex with my girlfriend.

And I played "extract" for 82 points.

And I promise you, you'll see.

And I realized I'm deeply offended.

And I really want you to like me,

And I still can't figure out how Scott Kapinski

And I stopped caring about the blood in my stool.

And I thought she was into me, too,

And I told you "my Pop Pop,"

And I told you to bite me.

And I want it back.

And I will return to New Delhi in triumph

And I will scan you

And I will.

And I would like

And I, myself...

And I...

And I'll probably end up failing the class.

And I'm a little worried because things between us have been so great...

And I'm a microbiologist.

And I'm cool with surprises.

And I'm Dr. Rostenkowski Wolowitz,

And I'm from India, so I know how to do it.

And I'm happy for you, too.

And I'm just basing that on how much I didn't understand what you said about it.

And I'm never allowed to mention it?

And I'm not sure how much help you'd be.

And I'm pretty weird,

And I'm really glad we could have this conversation.

And I'm spanking him so hard

And I'm sure Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again,

And I'm tired of you sucking the joy out of them now.

And I've been really happy.

And I've got a lot on my plate, too, because I've been

And if I can't get tenure,

And if so, should we be interviewing for a replacement?

And if there's time, take 12 pictures with us in seasonal clothing.

And if they ever come out with a game called

And imagine your perfect life together.

And in one of the entries,

And in the corner, chained to the wall,

And in the morning, you could tell he'd been there

And influential couples of the 20th century?

And into something a little more stylish.

And invite her up on stage.

And is also home to a delightful squirrel.

And is wearing the sexy black underwear you bought him.

And it can play any song.

And it doesn't mean you don't care about each other;

And it landed on Alina Shankar.

And it looks like she lost a lot of weight, damn it.

And it never works out.

And it only took me four tries to get Captain Kirk.

And it would be for double points.

And it would be my pleasure to be her num num.

And it's like a cute little laser show

And it's like you you went out of your way to destroy it.

And just pile drive you into oblivion.

And last but not least,

And let me tell you, that was a hard row to hoe.

And let us sit right next to the frozen yogurt machine.

And lets go to work.

And look at us.

And look, you found the juggling pins I hid.

And make an action figure out of you.

And make sure she's doing okay.

And maybe the boots.

And move out...

And much, much too completely.

And my mom's kind of under my dentist.

And my mother.

And my naturally bronzed complexion

And my new dandruff shampoo doesn't smell like tar.

And my perspective is that slavery is bad.

And my sister.

And no amount of gravity defying bosom's going to change that.

And nobody to know I forgot to turn off the laser.

And not be excited by it.

And not bring it up every minute.

And not just because if you weren't here,

And not quirks, either.

And nothing's gonna happen with this guy.

And now Alex gets to comb through

And now he can talk.

And now he found the right person.

And now he's just going to come along and ruin it.

And now he's on the fast track to win a Nobel Prize.

And now I'm an astrophysicist at Caltech,

And now I'm crying for a whole different reason.

And now I'm going to Disneyland.

And now the walls of the room start closing in.

And now things aren't good. They are in fact...

And now we're not friends anymore.

And now what?

And now you're also an astronaut.

And now you're here asking me for something

And now?

And on the way out, I give Santa

And one page only had the word "brakka dooom!"

And our bathing suit areas mush together...

And our cat.

And part way through the act,

And petroleum jelly, the worst tasting jelly.

And play real life Operation.

And political roots of slavery

And pretend I'm the super villain Magneto.

And publish them as your own?

And read up on her interests.

And real life astronaut Howard Wolowitz,

And rhyming is also my game.

And run to Santa to unchain him.

And saw millions of tiny microorganisms.

And says...

And sets them on an academic track

And she gave me her e mail address.

And she hid my keys.

And she made me realize

And she plopped me down on your lap

And she snuck out the bathroom window

And she was poisoned

And she'll get really mad.

And she's my girlfriend...

And she's only four feet tall.

And shoot my magic all over his ass.

And since you love the truth so much,

And sleep with those.

And some thanks I got.

And space beats water.

And suddenly you're "unprofessional."

And taking jobs back from sweatshops in China?

And talk about what jerks our boyfriends are.

And tear it in two and then again and again

And thanks to you, I know better than to ask

And that I had him.

And that, boys and girls...

And that's beautiful.

And that's exactly the feeling we want to address

And that's how you get a toothpaste commercial. Cheers.

And that's including an amazing gift

And the 20 minute lecture

And the 20 minute lecture

And the absurd custom of one stocking.

And the dry cleaners are out of this world.

And the guy only did it so I'd give him back his insulin.

And the high pitched wails of despair.

And the hors d'oeuvres are delightful.

And the last one was Rajesh Koothrappali?

And the next wedding gift is...

And the one thing that could make it even better

And the only guy I know lucky enough to be immortalized

And the promise of free food to get him here

And the PSP.

And the puppeteer who did Gino...

And the story moved along at a brisk pace.

And the the model of the solar system developed

And the vampire bites a human,

And the whole thing just freaks me out.

And then a laser will map the reflective surface...

And then go, "Here."

And then grows up again.

And then have none left over for when you get home?

And then he was all,

And then I'll you tell you about our exciting new

And then one of the busboys Heimlich'ed him.

And then roughly half a year later I give it to her good.

And then she opened a bottle

And then we got Pinkberry.

And then we're gonna be married forever,

And then you go and do that.

And then you went to dinner with him.

And then, finally,

And there is an afghan over my head.

And there you have it...

And there's Amy,

And there's even

And there's my phone number.

And they ran out of low fat ice cream on day two.

And they take a picture of you at the end,

And they would make all these amazing

And they're all taller than me.

And this one's a Moon Pie.

And thus securing my friendship

And time of flight mass spectrometer.

And to help me, I'm pleased to introduce

And to help us, I'm pleased to introduce a special guest

And to tell you the truth, I'm starting to feel like one.

And turned into a puddle of goo.

And turned into a puddle of goo.

And two live lobsters on Amazon.

And until I do, you are not to say a word to Leonard.

And use it to get her pants off.

And use it to remind you that he went to space?

And voilà.

And watch one of your beloved

And we are going to show you girls

And we both know if I start crying,

And we can make stuff we need for work with it.

And we made it in only three hours.

And we throw a party for all the people

And we're blending...

And what does 43 mean?

And whatever Amy plans on doing.

And when he went to bed at night,

And when I got out, I started to dry off with

And when the shoemaker woke up in the morning,

And when you make a bunch of money,

And which one do I want?

And whistles.

And white knuckling it till morning.

And who knows how Amy will react.

And who was that?

And with that goal in mind, let me ask you a question.

And woke up with more clothes on.

And work with lasers.

And yes, that is a cleverly veiled reference

And yet, now you're in my office.

And you you said you weren't coming here, either.

And you asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

And you discover a secret door leading to a dark corridor.

And you go and propose to this poor girl in the middle of sex?

And you just got yourself uninvited.

And you know what will be

And you know,

And you liked Bernadette also?

And you picked me.

And you should have taken my side.

And you were sweet not to throw it too far so she didn't wear out her tiny legs

And you weren't using it.

And you will never know.

And you wonder why people think neuroscience

And you...?

And you're being rude.

And your diabetic aunt seems

And your Howie Mandels

And your personality quirks,

And your wife makes you do things,

And zero gravity is giving me crazy acid reflux.

And, Howard, do not say,

And, oh, my God, the food!

And, Penny, feel free to paint your nails.

And, thanks to photographs

And, uh, he briefly served in the Mexican Navy.

And, uh, I happen to know two brilliant examples

And?

And... action.

And/or were on Star Trek.

Angry Amy.

Another medical emergency?

Another one of your hissy fits?

Another quest by Wolowitz? Count me in.

Answer honestly. This is not a trial.

Any chance we could plug it in to the potato?

Any chance you and Bernadette could take care of my dog?

Any opportunity for release.

Any particular reason why?

Any woman who'll have you, right?

Anybody got any ideas?

Anyhoo...

Anyhow, I've been thinking about it a lot, and I totally see why Lucy did what she did.

Anything for you guys?

Anything juicy?

Anything you can design,

Anyway,

Anyway, despite the fact that he has a girlfriend,

Anyway, I called

Anyway, I decided

Anyway, I feel like he's hitting on her.

Anyway, I spoke to my new lady friend about meeting you all

Anyway, I was hoping I could, uh,

Anyway, I was just hoping

Anyway, I was thinking

Anyway, it was Bernie's idea

Anyway, my socks are on.

Anyway, Stephen Hawking's team is looking into that, and I've been invited to join them.

Anyway, thank you.

Anyway, that's it.

Anyway, to this day, I still can't see

Anyway, uh, you know my act better than anybody...

Anyway, um, I realized if we each present you...

Anyway, what I meant was...

Anywhere but the Space Station. (chuckles)

Apparently, my assistant Alex has filed a complaint

Apparently, those are the rules we live by now.

Are Rajesh and Leonard competing for it as well?

Are slaves to their biological urges,

Are there carrots and lumps of coal in the water?

Are they actually arguing about comic books?

Are turning you into a hysterical woman.

Are we clear to jettison that nightgown?

Are we done with this?

Are we done?

Are we going to do this or not?

Are we gonna teach our fellas a lesson

Are we good?

Are you breaking up with me?

Are you finally getting fuzz in weird places?

Are you implying

Are you kidding me? After all we've been through? I just want to go home.

Are you kidding me? How often can you say bon voyage...

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? Every minute of every...

Are you kidding? I would "wove" to baby sit for you.

Are you listening to yourself?

Are you not speaking to me or did the screen freeze again?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you pointing out that California is a community property state...

Are you prepared to receive your punishment?

Are you referring to the time we got stuck on the Small World ride at Disneyland?

Are you saying someday you and Amy might...

Are you saying that you want me to be Professor Proton?

Are you saying you want to spank me?

Are you sleeping?

Are you sure you want to do this?

Are you sure? Everyone's smoking them.

Are you sure? I mean, the nose doesn't light up,

Are you sure? They turn off the lights,

Are you worried that us living together

Aren't I your perfect roommate?

Aren't you gonna introduce us?

Aren't you gonna spend a little time with Amy?

Around like he's five foot six.

Around people I don't know.

Artwork is sophisticated, it's intelligently written...

As "Brown Sugar."

As a matter of idle curiosity,

As a rule, no.

As Cooper studies the board.

As dinner table favorites salt and pepper?

As evidenced by your boyfriend and his fear of hamsters.

As far as science goes, this is the adventure of a lifetime.

As good? You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, four eyes.

As he likes to say, he's "at your cervix."

As I am doing so eloquently right now.

As I learn to drive or get a Batmobile.

As I was saying, Leonard, you'll never guess who I just found online.

As I've stated before on numerous occasions...

As it is, I'm going to have to carry my stomach out of here

As long as it doesn't crunch during the film and it's Raisinets.

As long as things keep going great between us,

As long as we have those things...

As long as you remain firmly attached to a rigid pole.

As we do right now.

As we have each other, we're never truly alone.

As you know, I had planned a traditional evening

Ass is on fire from eating all this curry.

Assuming she takes my call.

Asthma attack?

Asthma attack?

Asthma, heart some kind of attack.

Astronaut Wolowitz, reporting for booty.

Astronauts lose a lot of muscle tone in space,

At 1:45 and 7:10 on high fiber Fridays.

At 11:30, I called and said

At 12:45, I called and made nothing but dry heaving sounds,

At 7:00 last night,

At 8:00 a.m. with optional follow ups

At 9:30,

At a level I expected it to be.

At a party store.

At any point, did it dawn on you to talk to me

At convincing women to do stuff,

At his comic book store.

At least I know not to blab to a girl

At least my mother made her boyfriend climb out the window.

At school and looked at some of the science classes.

At some point,

At the age of five, I discovered a celestial object

At the bottom.

At the Cheesecake Factory.

At the comic book store that night?

At the community college.

At the farthest reaches of our cosmos.

At the informative bosom of mother physics.

At the movies, Wolowitz always eats Raisinets.

At the Pasadena Community College.

At the university is not my mommy as I had thought.

At the Walgreens,

At this moment, we are, in fact, a Star Trek landing party...

At which entropy reaches its minimum value.