The Boondocks (2005) - Season 2 Edit

A A soda?

A 35 year old Wal Mart employee,

A bad guy?

A different version of the word, ending in "ga,"

A doorbell with real bitches singing the notes.

A dream of creating a network that would accomplish

A fake protest? Granddad,

A fraternity of bananas up a tree.

A full time job is a full time job.

A gay grandson, huh?

A ha! The proof is in the pudding.

A half season contract with Riley.

A HAZMAT suit.

A job application.

A job application.

A lifestyle that you're attracted to.

A little chest bump action

A little country, maybe, you know.

A little help on that one.

A little hook shot and nothing.

A little lucky shot there by Billy Mathews and Again.

A little more off the sides, please.

A living room

A lot of crazy things are being said right now about you.

A lot of folks didn't make it out at all.

A lot of people don't know

A member of the Lethal Interjection crew

A monkey in lipstick and a wig.

A new house in the suburbs

A ****a moment is when the mind

A ****a's nuts in your face?

A one way ticket to "Get the hell

A piece of chicken? Anything.

A Pimp Named Slickback don't do shit for the homeys.

A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a ho.

A retainer of $2500.

A scandalous ho is good for.

A second glass on your anniversary.

A show? You sold me out for a show?

A terrible, awful human being

A turkey sandwich with just tomato, guaranteed.

A ugly lie!

A vagina and a coochie. Oh, that's a conjunction.

A week from now. Mm hm. Three o'clock.

A whip, a noose, a nightstick, a branding iron.

A white doctor is 99.9 percent reliable

A whole big fucking thing, huh?

A whole weekend with a complete stranger?

A whopping one in 12 black men in poor neighborhoods

A Woodcrest Youth Basketball Association team,

A work ethic?

A youth walked up to me and said:

A.k.a. Young Reezy, doing it Godzilla big

A'ight. What if I just go over there

Ables.

About a half a million.

About progressive politics and all that,

About stealing movies.

About the mansion and the white women.

About the plan to escape with Catcher.

About this bitch you have an unhealthy dependency on.

About Thugnificent and embarrass him.

About to be talking bad about me.

About what is appropriate to say

About what you talking about.

About your violated rectum.

Absolutely. Splurge. It's like the rappers say:

Accused of using the N word.

Activist, presidential candidate

Actually, we spent all our money on the Vin Diesel show.

Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends,

After desegregation.

After desegregation.

After expending his manly seed...

After that, I had one terrible relationship after another.

Again?

Again? Enough of

Against teachers using the "N word,"

Against the black race.

Against the movie theater industry

Agh!

Ah Huh?

Ah What?

Ah, but it is Huey Freeman

Ah, come on, Granddad.

Ah, come on, Granddad. Oh, no.

Ah, look at that ****a go again.

Ah, man, my bad.

Ah, man.

Ah, man. I talk to Gangstalicious all the time.

Ah, man. It's an old dude with his shirt off.

Ah, shit. The ****a's here.

Ah, still, man, the new single ain't moving.

Ah, this is bullshit.

Ah, what's the point? What's the point in living?

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yes, the human family.

Ah, you ****as ain't shit!

Ah!

Ah! Hell ain't shit.

Ah! You baldheaded devil monks

Ah! You cold as ice, Reezy.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Here it is.

Ah. My chin You see that?

Ah. My chin You see that?

Ah. Now, there she is.

Ah. Ow. Hey.

Ah. Racism.

Ah. That bitch must have lost her mind.

Ah. There's no way.

Ah. What can I do?

Ah. Why wouldn't they wanna talk to the police?

Ah...

Ah...

Aha! A damn lie.

Aha! It's you! You did this to me.

Ahem. Now, see,

Ahem. Well, I I said, um...

Ahh!

Ahh! God, that stings!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

AIDS, and everything else bad.

Ain't got but two or three shows on TV to identify with.

Ain't like playing against furniture, is it?

Ain't never do no shit like that

Ain't no money in trying to save the world

Ain't no surprise to me.

Ain't nobody catch no beat down.

Ain't nobody got one of these:

Ain't nobody told you to crusade against BET.

Ain't nothing wrong with being black.

Ain't nothing wrong with that. But when they walk away from me,

Ain't showed up yet?

Ain't that right, gang?

Ain't that the biggest ripoff you ever heard?

Ain't this a bitch?

Ain't this a bitch? Some old bullshit.

Ain't worth living. So go back in there, girl,

Ain't you hungry yet?

Ain't you sick of the white man?

All aboard. Whoo whoo!

All for some white girl who left you for an R&B dancing ass,

All he saw when he looked at me was a black ******.

All I know is they better not stop this war in Iraq,

All I know is you drove all them hours

All I'm saying is, you stop being a victim,

All inclusive vacation packages.

All on old Cousin Jericho. How about that, huh?

All right now, we got some models.

All right, Billy, no more freebies.

All right, boy, so you had a bad dream.

All right, buddy? Heh. Okay.

All right, come on, ******. Let's go. I been waiting.

All right, fine.

All right, folks, we are back in the thick of it now.

All right, Granddad, dang. You making me uncomfortable.

All right, here we go.

All right, let's go. Game on.

All right, man, so I'll call you later.

All right, Thugnificent.

All right! All right! You can stay!

All right.

All right. How about, your mama's so fat

All right. Next stop: reality.

All right. Thanks, 'Licious.

All right. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

All rolled into one.

All the beds in this house

All the evidence you could possibly need

All the great prophets embraced the people.

All the greatest basketball players have always been white.

All the hate and envy that I've collected

All the kids is welcome, motherfucker.

All the lights on.

All the resources I have available to me

All the years I've been on this Earth,

All whipping his ass.

All you do all day is sing and jump and eat.

All you do is fight, eat and fuck up my house.

ALL: ♪ Do the homey Do the homey ♪

ALL: ♪ Homeys over ho's Homeys over ho's ♪

ALL: ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

ALL: Bye, Riley.

ALL: Bye.

ALL: Come on, Billy. Yay! Go!

ALL: Gay?

ALL: We gotta go to the bathroom.

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Yeah.

Also known as Wonder Cheeks,

Also would have been a good idea, but...

Although the colonel never claimed him."

Always waiting for me to make a mistake.

An hour into the movie,

An intervention? Your friends have

An unwritten rule about snitching

Anally ****d.

And And I had a friend named Smokey.

And And the FBI thing.

And And, uh, they think it's a heart attack.

And And, uh, they think it's a heart attack.

And And, Ruckus, you hate black people too.

And Oh, look at them wheels.

And "Don't Trust Them New ****as" is not a spiritual.

And a bottle of Hennessy on the set of a music video.

And a J. Edgar Hoover Elementary teacher

And a new album,

And a whole lot more sympathy towards colored folks,

And about me, and it's very inspirational.

And abusive household.

And act a goddamn fool? I'm about to go on break.

And after he left, that's when I made my move.

And all great white men who have come thereafter,

And all his fans.

And all its top executives commit Japanese ritual suicide.

And all of that.

And all the toilet paper your mama using.

And an apology to me, Reverend Rollo Goodlove,

And apologized and all, so I decided to squash it.

And ask for a dance,

And ask them to join the Neighborhood Watch,

And author of the book Real Spit From Rollo.

And back in two days?

And bagels and shit.

And beat the little shit into the dirt.

And beat you till you decide to talk.

And being a real team player.

And berate women in rap lyrics.

And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And breaks his ankle.

And Brenda Richie had just caught Lionel in bed

And brush up against me.

And burning need to procreate

And by "dirty little secret," I mean the fact that he's gay.

And by "happen," I mean you'll be killed,

And by everything else, I mean her looks. She was fine.

And by.

And columnist Ann Coulter,

And command her to leave with you.

And currently is host of the syndicated public access show

And cuts that cracker's head clean off, ugh, I'm out of here.

And deadly art of the nunchaku?

And destroy the print of Soul Plane.

And did you know that fool parked cars on my yard?

And doing all kinds of silly shit with their hands.

And doing all that old gay shit.

And doing business deals in the fraternities.

And don't come up here complaining and shit.

And don't nobody even talk about it anymore.

And don't you ever forget it.

And don't you worry, when this FEMA check comes in,

And drown both your little asses.

And end up just as ignorant as when they came in.

And enjoy everything that life has to offer. "

And ever since then, I wanted to live that moment.

And exactly when did you become a relationship counselor?

And fashion is really, really, really gay.

And feel the house shake like a earthquake.

And Fidel.

And finally tonight, Reverend Rollo Goodlove,

And finally, by Robert Freeman and his grandchildren.

And finally, we demand that the Freeman family

And for 2000 years, they called Mary Magdalene a prostitute.

And for no reason? Man, we been good neighbors.

And free all your friends and kinfolk.

And fucks up your kicks, or hits your car or some shit.

And galoshes to go in there.

And get molested by a nasty white man.

And get on the food stamps.

And get paid a whole heap of money.

And get that money,

And get the hell up out of here, bitches.

And get to know one another?

And gets more ho's than you, ****a?

And give him a pound, and be like:

And go upside your head.

And God happens to be the one that told me to torture you,

And Granddad's worried about a date.

And he don't deserve this.

And he gonna send you home early?

And he got that sharp sense of humor.

And he just dissed you like that?

And he was no match for the temptations of Thelma,

And he was your great

And he's already apologized.

And he's demanding that we...

And help fight for our freedom.

And here comes this barrage of insults.

And here we have the Gangstalicious super long tee.

And hookers, and stuff like that.

And how bad it is to be you

And how often do you have a problem with faculty saying

And how would you know?

And how you doing, Abdul?

And I also have a talk show on PBS.

And I applaud him for putting conviction over profit.

And I believe in investing in myself.

And I can say...white man shit

And I confronted him.

And I don't remember you buying no ticket,

And I dreamed he kissed another man.

And I got the possessed ****a in my bed.

And I had a gun.

And I just went over there and met the guys.

And I know you share that same sentiment.

And I like to cook, mostly pork.

And I live across the street.

And I mean anywhere.

And I said, "Great. Fire them." Why?

And I sent him to hell where he belongs

And I started thinking to myself:

And I understand you have two misguided young brothers

And I want some real simple answers.

And I was having, like, crazy dreams,

And I was his biggest fan.

And I was just stunned, and I said,

And I would love for you to come and stand with us.

And I'll tell you why.

And I'm a join the gang. I got a letter saying

And I'm grown up, and I say it's okay.

And I'm holding it down for all the young G's.

And I'm in charge of the birthday party.

And I'm not able to do that.

And I'm proud to call myself your ally.

And I'm taking y'all with me

And if I hear that song again, I'm cuttin' both your balls off.

And if the ****a don't have the chain,

And if you do, then you're a sambo and a coon.

And in his face.

And in order to save them kids, I gotta reach them kids. Mm.

And in the present, that shit looks ridiculous.

And it doesn't look like he was talking politics.

And it looks like it's little Billy Mathews.

And it reads:

And it was all your fault, Granddad.

And it wasn't your daddy.

And it'll be your turn to shine, but until then,

And it's got my main man,

And it's hard. It's hard work, Huey.

And it's my honor to speak with you.

And it's right on time.

And it's written by me,

And jump up and down, barking like dogs"?

And just so you know,

And just tried to kill us.

And keep providing for him, Lord,

And keep your job. That's a damn shame.

And know exactly what your makeup is.

And later,

And let go of the past.

And let me go.

And let old Uncle Ruckus

And let that ho stargaze from outside.

And let's all of us reach out to all our other neighbors

And let's make The Uncle Ruckus Show happen.

And let's remember that the victim is a young child.

And lived a miserable life as a free man in Boston.

And look. I was right.

And love.

And make sure you pee.

And manager, thank you

And master these nuts in your mouth, ****a.

And maybe a deer.

And my first thought wasn't,

And my son Nique and his pregnant girlfriend,

And new sheets. I ain't Jay Z.

And ****a monkey shuffle somewhere else.

And nobody would notice.

And none of them crazy metaphors:

And not love these ho's, huh?

And not only did they shoot at us,

And Notting Hill.

And now I'm telling you, the clothing line's jumping off.

And now, doctor,

And old Thelma was smitten. Hee!

And once you let go of the past,

And one day hopes to spread his philosophy

And one day I had enough.

And one of the great pleasures of my day

And ordered to take sensitivity training.

And perhaps you're not providing enough excitement for her.

And physical damage from this.

And pick the name of the team.

And pink is definitely the in color for this season.

And pink is definitely the in color for this season.

And play it back when the book come out

And play it like you got some sense.

And prison culture is really, really gay.

And probably should've been shot,

And putting the smack down on these bitch ass ****as.

And Reverend Goodlove who'll soon be doing the dying.

And ride out with that ****a.

And rides on 24 inch chrome.

And Riley wasn't talking.

And said he put me on the list for the show tonight. Yeah!

And Sarah's acting all crazy over an usher?

And saying this ridiculous shit? Heh.

And sentenced to a month in jail.

And she probably a man. Shut up.

And shot at you?

And Skillet Sensations while they eatin' lobster.

And so did this movie.

And so was born the legend of Catcher Freeman.

And so, sweetie, that's why Daddy is

And some Johnny Mathis.

And speaking of being ahead,

And speaking of ho's,

And stacks more paper

And star of the upcoming BET sitcom, My Dad Rollo.

And start talking to a sister

And stealing from desperate old men.

And stop playin' with me.

And take that lie with me to the grave.

And tasted success early

And tell 'em to come over and get bucked naked?

And tell you your exact ethnic makeup.

And Tha Pound tonight.

And that black ****** came and stole our press

And that front wheel be up off the ground,

And that makes it cool. "

And that name was Freeman.

And that, colored folks,

And that's

And that's exactly what "****a" is.

And that's not just around here, that's the whole world.

And that's what you're into

And that's where we made our mistake.

And that's why I'm pushing for a constitutional amendment

And the African male is by far the most savagely cunning

And the bathroom stink. Clean the fucking bathroom!

And the best part is,

And the best part is, this don't cost you a dime.

And the check is on the way.

And the dungarees with his name

And The Liberals Who Smell Like Them.

And the money for the record label I started in the basement.

And the next thing you know, ****as is beefing,

And the ****a get mad

And the only people who suffer

And the orange is your new health care plan.

And the progress we've made in the freedom struggle

And the proud Scottish people.

And the same goes for brothers,

And the writers give us fantastic material.

And their sexually explicit videos,

And then ask for your shit all after the fact.

And then I grabbed myself a brick

And then I seen 'em take a dump on the dude.

And then people come along and steal all that hard work

And then we gonna be free?

And then you can't grow nothing.

And then, like, when I pop a wheelie,

And there is talk, get this,

And there was that moment at the end,

And there was that summer I dated Jim Brown

And they all lived, more or less,

And they come there and they pray to you every day.

And they shut down the whole place.

And they won.

And they work so very hard every day,

And this bitch is Debbie.

And this is how you repay me?

And this is where I put the rabbit ears behind his head.

And this motherfucker's acting like he hurt and shit.

And this one here is for George Bush the first.

And this, sir, is an intervention.

And to add insult to injury, it didn't even work.

And to spread ignorance and chaos

And told them what you did for us.

And torture him until he proposes.

And touching the white girl, ho ho, now, that's a lynching.

And turn yourself in for child abuse?

And turned him into the greatest slave hunter who ever lived.

And turns out they're not so bad.

And two shades from being white,

And unless the bitch is a Martian,

And waiting till after your birthday to tell.

And we all know you guys have had it rough,

And we are attracted to things of class.

And we are hopeful to having a resolution shortly.

And we could use your support

And we definitely intend to make them pay, damn it.

And we get on a track with him,

And we got incredible hulks, ****a.

And we not doing it for the females,

And we'll have two dozen protesters

And we're going now.

And we've got our final approval,

And went into the house

And went into the house at 8:15?

And what asshole put commercials in movies?

And what do ****as do in college anyway?

And what do you know about this woman?

And what does that stand for?

And what is not appropriate to say.

And what was it about you

And what you gonna say to the cops?

And what's her name.

And what's your plan, house ****a?

And when he reads it, he's gonna know

And when were they planning such treachery?

And with enough of it, we can change the world.

And work through problems with your homey,

And y'all are making me homesick.

And you can help me fix it?

And you can reach these ho's

And you can't kidnap people just because they don't like you.

And you didn't want to see me again, like the others.

And you don't have to worry about

And you fired everyone that could read.

And you guys said:

And you had to get on food stamps?

And you have hurt their feelings.

And you know what's crazy?

And you never was a member of G Unit.

And you strip the soil of its nutrients,

And you wants to fuck it up with work?

And you was a red bone, mmm.

And you're gonna be black tomorrow.

And you're her 3 millionth.

And you're okay with his lifestyle?

And you're sure this is what she looks like?

And, brother Huey, laughter is that sweet, sweet honey.

And, Riley, you know, I just wanted to say, you know

And, uh, I do a little Tae Bo myself.

And, uh, my pride is sucked away.

And, uh, thumbera,

And, uh, virtually nothing else.

And, uh, we also demand that the offending teacher

And, uh, you know, this is my turf over here,

Ann don't play that shit.

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ANNOUNCER: And at shooting guard,

ANNOUNCER: And now, ladies and gentlemen,

ANNOUNCER: In a world of unspeakable brutality...

ANNOUNCER: Last season on The Boondocks:

ANNOUNCER: Man, check out how Young Reezy

ANNOUNCER: What's good? What's really good?

Another victory of the common man

Antioxidants.

Any accidental great grandkids. Huh?

Any monkey can do them tricks. You need to learn the basics.

Any more of our money.

Any of y'all need a coaster?

Anyone who wants to see a shitty black version

Anything about the break ins.

Anything about what you told me.

Anything at all that I could do, anything to help.

Anything else?

Anyway, Granddad got his car back, and that was that.

Anyway, he used to pick on anybody.

Anyway, I came to talk to you about the uniforms.

Anyway, I had to call and share with you my support

Anyway, like I said, girl,

Anyway, Riley, what do you think?

Anyway, season just got underway,

Anyway, the great great great

Anyway, the school board pay you yet?

Anyway, TiVo this, if you have the TiVo,

Are black children.

Are culturally inclined against snitching.

Are ****as and ****a moments.

Are there any questions?

Are there other ways to make money?

Are trying to swarm on a ****a, huh?

Are very sexy,

Are we allowed to bring in food?

Are we supposed to do, Goodlove?

Are you a natural blond? Oh. Oh, you are so funny.

Are you doing the music video thing again?

Are you even allowed to do it big?

Are you going on a hunger strike with me?

Are you kidding? I'm having a great time.

Are you mad 'cause your Katrina welfare check

Are you serious?

Are you sure I shouldn't just blow myself up?

Are you sure this is legal?

Are you sure you like it? 'Cause if you wanna be down

Are you talking about who's doing the break ins?

Around here is some more kids.

Around the right side of his opponent

As a black man could be.

As a black man, huh?

As a hoodlum, Ann. I don't appreciate it.

As a way to stimulate sales for Wuncler's Security service,

As Air Marshal 50 Cent.

As black African shit.

As Catcha lay passed out,

As hard as removing the stank from a hunk of shit.

As long as he's black and breathing,

As much as a young brother out there in the gang

As she goes around him once again, Riley, defending

As soon as Catcher Freeman rides through here with his brigade

As soon as I get back... from Cuba.

As you can see here, I enjoy building small shrines

As you know, we're starting BET Animation.

As you know, we're starting BET Animation.

As your two little

Ask the question, Miss Von Hausen.

Ask yourself Be honest.

Ass.

Assalamu alaikam.

Assuming he ever came back at all.

At 9:15?

At all. So I was just checking to see

At any time, spelled any way,

At J. Edgar Hoover Elementary School.

At least let me show it to him before you kill him.

At school they said

At the House of Cheeks strip club.

At the Woodcrest Chateau Hotel.

At, like, a dozen dudes as they reload,

Attention, please, passengers.

Attributed to the beef, have broke out,

Author of Fucking Camel Jockeys

Authorities don't yet know

Avoid conversation with the ****a.

Aw.

Back at the Neighborhood Watch,

Back in my day, we fought with our hands.

Back in the day, when a white man called you a ******,

Back into the theater and enjoy Soul Plane 2.

Back when I was in the drug game.

Ball's being passed to Billy Mathews,

Ballin'!

BARBER: ****a, just look at Iraq.

Barring an unforeseen catastrophe,

Be compensated for their extreme distress

Be happy. Your brother was called a ****** by a white man.

Be somebody baby daddy?

Be terminated immediately

Be that as it may,

Be the only person to discover their roots, you know?

Beating him senseless with a nine iron,

Beautiful arc on that ball.

Became a community activist in the '80s,

Because all these ****as is gay.

Because all these ****as is gay.

Because Daddy says

Because he stacks paper to the ceiling

Because he stood up to some foul mouthed gang member?

Because he's white,

Because he's white,

Because I am a licensed zoologist.

Because I am free."

Because I don't work at the movie theater, that's why.

Because if it's not evil, then,

Because it irritates my fucking eczema!

Because it is getting expensive. I mean, it's your money.

Because it looks like your thing could fly out

Because it's entertaining?

Because it's time to take BET in a new direction.

Because ****as have gotten used to it, that's why.

Because nobody ever called me a ****** before.

Because of his skin, he's being persecuted

Because of his skin, he's being persecuted

Because of the types of stereos or something.

Because once you embrace failure,

Because she can stay if you want, but in 20 minutes

Because that's what I've been trained to do.

Because they don't know that I am currently living

Because they know there's a rich American in the room.

Because we always tell the kids that that ain't the way.

Because we're all cousins and brothers and sisters

Because what you call success,

Because you don't practice.

Because you had the big old thighs.

Because you went to Harvard.

Become a bunch of damn tattletales

Before he got in my class.

Before I beat your monkey ass up again.

Before I shoot this fucking kid.

Before they started going to school with ****as.

Before this gets outta hand.

Before Thugnificent finds out.

Before you are a member of the team,

Behind the "Stop Snitching" movement,

Behind the head catch, yeah.

Being a White Lotus master.

Being entered repeatedly by another man.

Being on Cribs and all.

Being the driving force

Believe me. Oh, glory.

Bent over a table with his pants around his ankles,

Bernard lived, but when he refused

Besides, I packs the heat.

Besides, she was about to meet Catcher for the first time.

Besides, there's a reason

BET is out to destroy black people.

BET sucks.

BET! Boom bye ya!

BET! Boom bye ya.

BET.

Better known as Massa Colonel.

Bettering her life and voter registration,

Between a man and a bitch

Between myself and my brother Riley

Big ****a and Crazy Bitch.

Big ****a, Crazy Bitch,

Big Tank, please make it hot, player.

Big, soft, nasty lips on me?

Billy Blanks always says: "Take control of your life.

Billy Mathews, out of nowhere,

Bin Laden ain't mad at me is he? Man, they got the car.

Bitch ass ****a!

Bitch is hittin' you. All right, lady.

Bitch, don't start with that

Bitch, get your behind...

Bitch, this all you got?

Bitch, this chicken is cold.

Bitch, where you at?

Bitch. Get your ass in the car.

Bitches like this shit, man.

Black doctor is an oxymoron.

Black Entertainment

Black Evil Television.

Black fraternities should have an African name.

Black man can't get nowhere

Black women just crazy.

Boarding pass and ID.

Boarding pass and ID.

Boarding pass and ID.

Bob, I'm in Woodcrest,

Bob, what Rollo Goodlove didn't know

Bodies start moving and sweating,

Boo hoo hoo, ****a.

Boo! That movie sucked.

Boogie, Boogie, Boogie.

Borrow my copy of Al Green's Live in Tokyo.

Both of us? I'm afraid so.

Both of us? I'm afraid so.

Both of you shut up. They'll stay.

BOTH: No!

BOTH: No!

BOTH: Wolves?

Bottles.

Bowling alley, with Jacuzzis and silk sheets.

BOY 2: Uh oh.

Boy, don't nobody listen to you.

Boy, get over here and take this picture.

Boy, get upstairs and go to your room.

Boy, I can't wait to tell the white man about how you lying.

Boy, I wish we could've seen the end of that movie.

Boy, I'll be back tonight.

Boy, I'm telling y'all. Boy, y'all lucky we kin.

Boy, not the geisha. It's It's a collectable.

Boy, play defense!

Boy, see who that is.

Boy, wake up!

Boy, watch your mouth.

Boy, watch your mouth.

Boy, what the hell are you wearing? Is that a bra?

Boy, you out of your mind, raising your voice at me.

BOY: Come on, go for it!

BOY: Dude, that is really sweet.

BOY: Here you go, Billy.

BOY: Yeah!

BOY: Yeah. Ha ha.

Boys, turn the television down!

Boys!

Brand new gators over a ho, absolutely.

Breathe it in, ****a. Bask in it.

Brenda Richie knew kung fu.

Brick ball.

Bring it on, Huey.

Brothers and sisters, y'all give it on up

Buck 'em down, Miss Von Hausen!

Buck 'em down!

Bullshit.

But $3 an hour before Katrina.

But also fuels many important industries,

But apparently for no good reason.

But at least I ain't workin' at BET.

But be fully prepared to drink hella Haterade, ****a.

But be warned, whatever ****** trickery

But black people especially.

But Catcha Freeman stronger and faster than us, Percy.

But check it, check it, check it.

But controversial player.

But Daddy says white people are building hotels there now.

But despite the cultural stigma against it,

But don't take it out on poor Tobias.

But don't you worry though.

But everything else was so right

But find a different way to say it.

But Gangstalicious ain't gay.

But Granddad, she did make Mr. DuBois look like a bitch.

But he as white as rice.

But he had far from surrendered

But he said I'm not allowed to see Soul Plane.

But he sent a ****a some free CDs

But he was fighting Joe Frazier, not kissing him.

But he would never let me back into his house after that.

But he's bitch made.

But he's gotta get back to work at Kinko's, so bye.

But his unwillingness to talk with the police

But homeys? Oh, no.

But how about, uh, tomorrow, cutie pie?

But I I couldn't hit Sarah.

But I ain't stupid.

But I am so touched you decided to let us stay.

But I brushed my teeth with bleach and ammonia

But I can't roll with a square like Tom,

But I couldn't because "

But I didn't think the Kumite really existed.

But I didn't want to use my gun.

But I do have a cover. So I put it on another book.

But I do have a problem with BET

But I don't know the non curse way

But I don't know. I

But I don't see the favor being returned.

But I don't wanna dick ride, you know?

But I forgot Stupid me. I forgot to buy some balloons.

But I got my album back.

But I guess I don't. I need help.

But I guess if you put lipstick and a wig on a monkey,

But I haven't been paid in three months.

But I just don't know where you would stay.

But I just showed it to her, then I walked straight to you.

But I just showed it to her.

But I know that you're gonna get through this.

But I know they not funny.

But I mean, no I mean, you know, the The other

But I need to fly out immediately

But I need you to help me...

But I never thought you'd be famous for it.

But I really think Stinkmeaner's...

But I saw you. I saw you kiss a man.

But I say education is not the answer.

But I submit to you today

But I think that just changed.

But I wanna drink Cris.

But I will kill you.

But I'd be happy to read it to you.

But I'm calling one. Mm mm.

But I'm down with the Lethal Interjection crew.

But I'm gonna show Massa Colonel my screenplay,

But I'm happy to slow it down.

But I'm not! And neither is Gangstalicious.

But I've learned how I can use my blackness

But if I grab me a handful of that big old ass

But if I spit that hot fire,

But if they don't get their black asses out of my house,

But if you ask me what I think about BET,

But if you got to pull a burner

But if you guys wanna leave...

But if you're in college already,

But in a lot of ways,

But in Georgia, Terra Belle means,

But in the meantime, Mr. Petto has been put on unpaid leave.

But it all backfired.

But it took shorter time.

But it's not too late to try out for the team.

But it's...reality. I mean

But leave me out of this first. Let me go.

But Lord knows they ain't gonna apologize for themselves.

But Mr. Petto said it was Riley who used the N word first.

But my two teenage kids are very excited.

But no curse words.

But no. I had to listen to you. You blockhead!

But now we can fight back. As a matter of fact...

But recently, what was once

But Riley Freeman denies he used the N word first.

But she gonna get a whole lot more than that,

But she good people. She good people.

But shot Massa instead?

But Stinkmeaner knew that every black man's spirit

But that wasn't enough for us. We wanted to stand out.

But that's cool 'cause, see, he's in entertainment.

But that's real shit, though, ****a.

But that's what makes BET so dangerous now

But the damn insurance company

But the Freeman boy is on CNN.

But the next day,

But the thing that scare black people the most

But Thelma didn't want his old Uncle Tom ass.

But Thelma wasn't looking for love,

But then you had to go off filing complaints

But there's nothing you can do?

But they all require more work.

But they sure as hell don't know what the fuck they doin'.

But they were outnumbered and unprepared

But this is one heck of a Of a Uh...

But this is your responsibility.

But Usher?

But watch TV and eat.

But we both got priors. We gots to go.

But we calling 'em bitches and ho's and shit.

But we cannot let that be a crutch.

But we give everything we have

But we have a lot of spirit.

But we was with you, baby,

But we'll need your help.

But we're like brothers though.

But we're looking at getting some ninjas in

But we're missing something. What are we missing, people?

But what am I supposed to do?

But what would my ****as think of me if I snitched?

But what's done is done. We got to let go of the past.

But when I get my FEMA check, you know,

But where there's harmony and peace

But with considerably less effort.

But without Riley talking, the cops had nothing,

But yo, not even death can stop a ****a moment.

But you brought it on yourself.

But you can catch more flies with honey

But you had some problems over there at BET, now, didn't you?

But you know how we do.

But you two lazy ****as got to go.

But you wanna know the brilliant

But you're carrying a purse.

But you're going back to hell.

But you're not supposed to drink it.

But you're not.

But you're still a human being with dignity.

But, anyway, I know this is gonna sound crazy,

But, Ruckus, I am part Scottish.

But, see, people hate on you when you shinin', see.

But, Tom, you filed the complaint with me.

But, Tom. I thought we were in this together.

But, tsk, this computer is running a bit slow.

But, uh,

But, uh, heh, do you think maybe

But, uh, this is murder.

But, yes, he was white.

But, you know, Tobias is the lighter shades,

But...the script.

Butch Magnus Milosevic.

Butch Magnus?

Butch Magnus? Awful, terrible human.

BUTCH: You gonna beat Butch? Come on.

Butter's over there.

Buy sneakers. Then, maybe later we'll buy loud stereos

Buy the bootleg.

By a 10 year old boy on a hunger strike.

By being cheap, Granddad.

By prison culture.

By producing a DVD called BET: The High Cost of Low Standards.

By putting butter on popcorn.

By selling a script? Ha!

By that definition, then, you have a very bright future.

By the time that ****a's 12, he'll be watching it in jail.

By the way, did you hear they're giving Ruckus a job at BET?

Bye, Riley.

Call Goodlove. Set up a meeting!

Call me back.

Call my agent, man.

Call some motherfucking body, Riley!

Call that coon a jungle bunny instead.

Call the girls, "Hey, babies "

Call the Loan Ranger.

Called "negative elevation." Now, I may be going a too fast,

Called Super Cyborg Mandingo Man. Yeah.

Calling our kids the N word.

Calm down, Robert, now. We ain't out of this yet.

Came through here with his bitch.

Can I be excused, please?

Can I get a shoe named after a white man, please?

Can I, um, use the bathroom?

Can motivate a whole lot of activism, brother.

Can somebody please get the power back on

Can somebody say "brick ball"? I can.

Can we at least agree,

Can we bring in the Army?

Can we bring in the Army?

Can work, thank you.

Can you believe that?

Can you believe that?

Can you believe that? A boat.

Can you just tell me what to do, so I can go to bed?

Can you let a bitch work?

Can you turn me up in the headphones?

Can't believe this little, young kids,

Can't see Soul Plane?

Can't you just be happy to see another ****** fitted up,

Can't you see the homeys is talking?

Cannot be resolved through violence.

Car!

Catcha and Thelma rolled around

Catcha Freeman retrieved over 700 pieces of human

Catcha married Thelma

Catcha would find 'em anywhere.

CATCHA: No!

Catcher and Thelma married and moved to Canada.

Catcher fell in love with Thelma,

Catcher Freeman was a master swordsman.

Catcher Freeman was a sexy man!

Catcher Freeman was the greatest black man ever.

Catcher Freeman.

Catcher gonna come through here with his brigade,

Catcher promptly betrayed Thelma's rebellion.

Catcher, in one week,

CATCHER: Stand still, bitch!

Charge!

Charlie Murphy or some shit, man.

Check it out, check it out.

Check it out.

Check it. Over here with some of your new gear.

Check the chain, ****a

Cheers.

Chicken. Are you kidding me?

Choo choo!

Cinema's closed indefinitely.

Clean up out this bitch

Coach Tom for believing in me

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Code blue, code blue!

Colonel Massa's men fought bravely,

Colonel motherfucking Stinkmeaner,

Colonel Stinkmeaner was a menace.

COLONEL: Tobias, didn't I tell you to tell these ******s

COLONEL: Well, shit fire and save matches.

COLONEL: Well, shit fire and save matches.

COLONEL: Well, since you love these field ******s so much,

Come and pry it from my cold, dead hands...

Come back with one of them NBA ****as out of sympathy?

Come here and fight like a man, you bad ****a!

Come here, girl.

Come here. Let me show you where to put your things.

Come holler at a pimp one time with your fine yellow ass.

Come into my house and try to destroy my place.

Come on in, cutie pie.

Come on over here. Do it big, man.

Come on, boys, let's get out of here.

Come on, boys. I was wrong

Come on, come on.

Come on, everybody join in.

Come on, Granddad. This ain't no purse.

Come on, Granddad. We running out of time.

Come on, let's go!

Come on, Ma. That ain't

Come on, man, look on the bright side.

Come on, man, you gots to let me in the crew.

Come on, now, don't lie to me, ****a!

Come on, now, you're leaving me hanging.

Come on, now!

Come on, ref, that's some kind of bull.

Come on, Riley, take it to the hoop.

Come on, Riley. The song, the dance?

Come on, y'all, he said it's cool.

Come on, y'all, now that's enough. I've had it.

Come on, you want some of this? Come on.

Come on!

Come quick to the stables!

Come see why black incompetence Hey, hey!

Come to find out that's Jesus' baby mama.

Come try all that tough shit with me

Come, n**** san.

Come, now, Robert. I told you I'm gonna take care of you

Coming.

Complete with merchandising.

Computer genius and shit

Congratulations, ****a.

Conservatory and a small kitchenette

Cool. More shine for me.

Coon, black coon. Now, just hush.

Cops and robbers? Sounds like fun.

Correct.

Cost y'all an arm and a leg, huh?

Could be worse.

Could give you the half a second or more

Could have been Omarion.

Could I get a Bruce Jenner sneaker?

Could kill me or you, or somebody's baby.

Could soon explode into more violence.

Could we please not call her a bi Bi ?

Couldn't help notice you were about to play some b ball.

COULTER: Damn, Abdul,

COULTER: I don't care.

Courteous. What about the loud party?

Cristal costs how much?

Crocheted, had water balloon fights,

Cut that cracker's head clean off,

Cutie pie Cindy's over to visit.

Daddy said I can go to the movies,

Daddy, I've got transcripts of all her conversations today.

Daddy. Leave Usher alone.

Daddy. What did you do to Usher?

Dag, that was easy.

Damn gorilla terrorists.

Damn it, boy, have you lost your natural black mind?

Damn it, boy, tell me who stole my car!

Damn it, boy. You know how much that lamp cost?

Damn it, come here.

Damn it, Ed, get off that fucking phone.

Damn it, Huey, you can't change BET from the outside.

Damn it, hurry up, boy, tell us who did it.

Damn it, I wanna get paid.

Damn it, Luna. Stop being a victim.

Damn it, Ruckus. Y'all gonna put some butter on this popcorn

Damn it!

Damn it. That's the last time I'm gonna listen to you.

Damn you, Riley. You've ruined our family.

Damn, cousin Rob got the system too.

Damn, I hate airports.

Damn, ****a. It's 2:30.

Damn, there's got to be somebody we can call for an exorcism.

Damn, these things are tight. What about Stinkmeaner?

Damn, they'll give anybody a job at BET.

Damn!

Damn! That "Homeys Over Ho's"

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn. I bet these vases

Damn. Now, are you yelling at me or shitting at me?

Damn. These ****as don't do nothing

Damn. We might as well be working at Kinko's.

Dang, Granddad. Heh.

Darling, all the women of my cultu...

Deebo, that was his name. Deebo. Big, old, ugly dude.

Definitely 59 points minus 47 points

Definitely.

Definitely. I'll call you

Desegregation ruined the American school system.

Diana Ross DuValle.

Did Did anyone see who accosted this man?

Did any of them ****as call you back?

Did any of y'all ****as hear the president

Did he really run around the woods

Did not stop him from going to see movies.

Did they give you the money?

Did you check the Speedo drawer?

Did you do it big?

Did you go to Harvard?

Did you hear that?

Did you just congratulate me for reading?

Did you know gay influence in rap culture

Did you know that at least 75 percent of bitches

Did you know that scientists now believe

Did you say Kumite?

Did you see that? I hit that fool like

Did you tell her that you got two sets of genitals?

Didn't have time to put the lamp in.

Didn't know I'd be playing with a baby.

Didn't matter how fast they could run.

Didn't take no shit from ****as, Injuns, nor Mexicans.

Didn't want you here?

Dienda my dick, ****a.

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

Ding...dong.

Dino could be a rottweiler, maybe a pit bull.

Diving boards or whatever. Step your pool game up, ****a.

Do I get a chain?

Do I have to call her a bitch, really?

Do I still have to eat the cheap lunchmeat?

Do it big.

Do not lie to me!

Do not say "bomb" at the airport.

Do something, ****a. Man, fuck that

Do you even have a permit for that gun?

Do you feel that, gang?

Do you have any experience running a network?

Do you have any idea how hungry I am?

Do you know why I was given this job?

Do you own a car?

Do you really believe I want to be

Do you think that's weird?

Does anything weird.

Does she have a MySpace page?

Doesn't look too bad.

Doesn't make my game any better,

Doesn't sound like innocent behavior to me.

Doesn't that makes sense?

Dogging out your homey for what some ho say,

Doing it big. So how's the house?

Don't Don't take that literally, folks.

Don't be modest. It's okay.

Don't do it.

Don't find any of this gay at all?

Don't get picked by a girl, now.

Don't give me that "Baby, listen" shit, motherfucker.

Don't know that there's wind in a hurricane.

Don't let 'em take your home away.

Don't let nobody take nothing from you, boy.

Don't listen to him, Granddad.

Don't mean it can't come to a short end, ****a.

Don't mind him. He a hater.

Don't never in your life ever try to holler at me.

Don't nobody clean up this house?

Don't nobody do it like this here, ****a.

Don't snitch, Granddad.

Don't steal movies.

Don't swear to God. I talk to God all the time,

Don't take that long to get over here.

Don't take your past out on other people.

Don't think 'cause I'm on Larry King Live

Don't wanna hear the rest of the story?

Don't worry about it. Tally up a bill for it.

Don't worry, boys.

Don't worry, we still ahead.

Don't you think it's strange a superstar rapper

Don't you think your behavior might have been

Donates money to BET employees every month. Wow.

Dressed like me. I'll sue.

Dressed up Ask people to wear a uniform

Drop the beat, drop the beat, ugh.

Dropout rates, teen pregnancy, unemployment and incarceration

Due to a heightened level of security,

During a protest being held by Rollo Goodlove.

Each other's middle names as passwords,

Easy lay up right in Riley's face.

Eat a dick, ****a.

Eat a dick, ****a. I'm tired of this mo...

Eat a dick, old man.

Eat a dick, old ****a.

Eat a sack of baby dicks, motherfucker.

Eat my balls, ****a.

Eating outside

Ebony. They should call this National Geographic,

Ecstasy is a love drug

Ed and Rummy done stole my bike!

Ed, ain't that one of your grandfather's alarm systems?

Ed, can I talk to you outside?

ED: Now, what I want you to do is think.

Edginess. He's going too fast. His brakes don't work.

Eighty seven points, 25 rebounds.

Either she was gonna stay here,

Enough, man. Enough.

Equals 14 points to go.

Ernie, ****a, back to you.

Especially evil ones.

Especially men with big round bellies.

Especially not

Especially the ones that know his dirty little secret.

Especially those in the South.

Especially when them books be

Especially when there are so many other fine substitutes:

Especially you young people.

Essence. Essence of what? Essence of ugliness.

Even if we could escape, Catcha come get us.

Even my style, Ma.

Even though you'll be free soon,

Eventually, he had to be forcibly restrained.

Eventually.

Ever played on a team?

Every cookout...

Every morning, I apply the topical ointment

Every morning, I apply the topical ointment

Every once in a while.

Every time a black baby is born,

Every time we come in. ? Forever?

Every wedding...

Everybody get ready. Oh, my gosh.

Everybody is in time out right now.

Everybody knows New Orleans ****as are grimy.

Everyone remain...

Everyone, it's Thursday.

Everything in my life would be perfect.

Everything on your page is a lie.

Everything was perfect.

Everything, except for work.

Everything!

Ew, that's the worst thing ever.

Ew.

Ew. Nasty.

Ew. You still got kissed by a dude.

Eww, why are your shorts so short?

Eww...

Exactly. See, what Marx is saying

Exactly. That's what I'm talking about.

Except Flonominal and Macktastic,

Except for incidentals, of course.

Except for Leonard.

Except Granddad set up a nanny cam.

Except I would never, ever lay

Except the photos are better.

Except try to destroy black people? What?

Except you're wearing clothes.

Excuse me, Dolemite.

Excuse me, Mr. DuBois?

Excuse me, uh, my name is Positive Brother Hakeem

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Ahem. Darky in the zebra shirt.

Excuse me. It sells you young people

Factoring in the food, utilities

Falling down, fucking up my ankles?

Family? I ain't never seen them ****as before in my life.

Fancy dribbling, between the legs, pass on the side

Far as I'm concerned, them ****as is the homeless.

Fashion is a real big thing to me and my crew,

Fearsome takes the ball,

Feel the power of the white folk.

Fellas, I'm here with All Star MVP Riley Freeman.

Fidel Castro?

Figure out what you wanna eat.

Fill the bathtub with water

Finally, a kid who knows what the game is all about.

Find a way to get some ho's over here.

Fine, whatever. I spits hot fire.

Fine. It's on now.

Fired everybody.

First of all, his name wasn't even Catch er Freeman,

First of all, I don't know when you talkin' to me

First one ever made, right here.

First things first.

First, I had to go to the bathroom.

First, rap culture has been increasingly influenced

First, somebody has to come out the closet.

First, they kick in the door, find the gun.

Flip from tree to tree like on some old Tarzan shit?

Flo, go with the little ****a to get his chain back.

Flo, you got your stunna shades?

FLONOMINAL: Butch Magnus.

FLONOMINAL: My leg is broken.

FLONOMINAL: Oh, shit. Now he calling

FLONOMINAL: Why didn't we think of that, man?

Folks, things are looking bright and cheery

Folks, we're looking at something here.

Folks, whatever Riley is doing out there, it is working.

For a cheap price.

For a cool million dollars,

For a darky, you are not

For a fraternity of ****as:

For a slave epic.

For a way to destroy the minds of black children

For all these gay ass rappers that's out here nowadays.

For all this thugnificence?

For an exorbitant fee is my way of giving

For as long as they want to stay.

For assaulting this man while reciting the lyrics

For being able to read and write.

For example, how many white women

For example, the other day,

For exorbitant prices and poor customer service,

For Fidel Castro's birthday party that I'm planning,

For filing the complaint,

For financial restitution to the Freeman family?

For her kindly Massa by running away.

For her own actions.

For his motherfucking autograph.

For his stupid sitcom on BET.

For letting me stay here.

For not taking responsibility.

For Otis and the Action Band

For real. Better believe that.

For reciting rap lyrics.

For saying the exact same word.

For the Ball a Holics now.

For the guests. Mm mm mm.

For the land I walk on. For the air I breathe.

For the okey doke this time.

For the sake of old people everywhere,

For the savagery of the n**** assault.

For the Woodcrest School District.

For their kids, shorty.

For this bullshit popcorn.

For this next one, man. She about to look at you

For trying to jack young Reezy.

For violence in a relationship.

For who I was on the inside.

For Wuncler Security.

For your sake.

Forget Jazmine. Let's go. But we couldn't.

Formed The Lethal Interjection Crew,

Fortunately, a robust exchange of ideas has taken place,

Fortunately, I thought of a way to do both

Forward! Come on!

Foul, foul.

Foul.

Found out some great stuff about Costa Rica. Ha, ha.

Freedom had a name.

Freeing all the slaves and shit.

Friendly sparring match?

From chronic bitch dependency, Mr. DuBois.

From one of these conditions and diseases that ****as get.

From place to place since, uh, you know.

From Positive Big Black Brothers and Sisters of America.

From someone like you.

From the Jesus, Mary and Joseph Academy for Boys

From the Thugnificent song?

From this nationwide boycott, started a week ago

Fuck BET. I'm gonna read a book.

Fuck the bullshit. Come on, let's go.

Fuck with me, ****a, and I'll be popping a trunk

Fuck you, ****a. Nobody give a fuck

Fuck you, punk ass, bougie ass, hook ass ****a!

Fuck you.

Fuck your court, ****a!

Fuck your court!

Full throttle radio. Fatman Scoop, a.k.a. Big Colorado.

Full time job?

Game goes to the Tigers, 68 61.

Game on

Game on.

Game on.

Game on.

Gangstalicious himself.

Gangstalicious is my homey.

Gangstalicious loves his fans.

Gangstalicious made an appearance on MTV's TRL.

Gangstalicious sent me a box of free gear.

Gangstalicious, gay. You You crazy.

GANGSTALICIOUS: Hello?

GANGSTALICIOUS: No, not really. But it's a hot style.

Gave old Uncle Ruckus a whole new perspective on life

Gay? Who ? Who said he was gay?

Gee, that bitch can fight.

Generational tribalism.

Geritol ****a. Bitch ass ****a.

Get 'em outta here.

Get 'em, Miss Von Hausen!

Get a bar.

Get a table in VIP, pop a little Cristal.

Get back here, Riley.

Get drunk for four, five years,

Get him, get him. Watch it.

Get in your car and drive far, far away. Quick.

Get into a beef and then shoot each other.

Get my motherfucking Uzi.

Get off me, you bitch ass, you faggot ass!

Get off me! You got a date, Robert?!

Get off me.

Get off of me, woman.

Get on and do that thing.

Get out someone crossing Wherever that guy's from.

Get out the way, old white woman.

Get out there and give him what you got.

Get out while we can.

Get ready, you guys.

Get ready. This time, it's going down.

Get some of this

Get the baby, come on.

Get the drop on a ****a.

Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Get the fuck out of my house, you fat ass, motherfucker.

Get the hell outta here. Get that camera out my face.

Get the little pretty girls.

Get them n****es! They shootin'

Get to regulatin' him, and make him tell you where it at.

Get your ass in the car.

Get your ass out of here, hook ass ****a.

Get your bars up, ****a.

Get your bitch ass out the way, ****a.

Get your butt over here, trying to embarrass me

Get your drunk ass outta here.

Get your hands off me!

Get your lazy asses some exercise.

Get your mother Hey!

Get. Get out of here

Getting his first playing time right here today.

Getting killed?

Ghost, it's late.

Ghostface Killah isn't even dead.

Give 'em whatever they want, okay? Just handle it.

Give him a call.

Give me a little more time, I'll get it out of him.

Give me some sugar.

Give me this motherfucker

Give me this shit.

Go ahead, boy. Bad dream and...?

Go ahead, ****a

Go back to the house.

Go do your little hyphy phyphy dances

Go on! Move it!

Go one on one against Riley.

Go outside and shoot free throws while I change.

Go to bed soon.

God help us all.

God rest her poor soul.

God, what did I do to deserve this?

God! Bless the lord. Move!

Goddamn it, Jericho.

Goddamn, that bitch phat as a motherfucker.

Goddamn!

Goddamn.

Goddamn. Could somebody tell me what time it is?

Goddamn. Enough with the dribbling.

Goes around to the right side, up and good.

Goes around with two defenders on her

Goes out of his way to be nice to an 8 year old?

Goes straight up in his face and Ooh, a swish.

Going to the bathroom with you.

Going too fast. Let me build some suspense.

Going up, up, beautiful jump shot.

Gonna be a whole lot of money.

Gonna be coming here. Hello.

Gonna come for you. "

Gonna drink me a Red Bull, then I'm gonna wake up

Gonna work all day in a hot field for no paper?

Good for you, Granddad.

Good night, Granddad.

Good old Massa Colonel and plantation owners like him

Good one, Granddad.

Good one, little brother.

Good question. Yes.

Good shit, homey.

Good times, baby.

Good times.

Good.

Good.

Good. Now just calm down.

Good. You don't wanna go to the movies with him.

Goodbye, Thugnificent.

Goodness gracious alive.

Goodness gracious to life.

Got him. Got him. Got him.

Got it, Weggie.

Got it?

Got my name up ♪

Got t****zius muscles and biceps. Shit crazy.

Gotcha, ****a.

Gotta go, honey. Bye.

Gotta hurt a kid's soul right there.

Grab her arm firmly

GRANDDAD [ON MACHINE]: You've reached Robert

Granddad always making up some shit about history.

Granddad had to be stopped.

Granddad is running errands, Mr. DuBois.

Granddad left 'cause of you.

Granddad really didn't know

Granddad was forced to hire

Granddad,

Granddad, I can't believe you let them ****as stay here.

Granddad, I looked like a fool out there.

Granddad, I...

Granddad, if you apologize to Thugnificent

Granddad, look, come on.

Granddad, me and Riley don't need no babysitter.

Granddad, this is childish.

Granddad, what do you do when you can't do nothing,

Granddad, you didn't live that. That's from that movie, Friday.

Granddad, you don't skydive,

Granddad, you home?

Granddad, you messing up my dream.

Granddad, you should have seen it.

Granddad, you want "Beat It" or "Thriller"?

Granddad, you're not getting paid.

Granddad, you're only making things much, much worse.

GRANDDAD: ♪ Fake meat ♪

GRANDDAD: ♪ Good food, good food Good food ♪

GRANDDAD: ♪ Sandwich, sandwich ♪

GRANDDAD: A massage? A bath?

GRANDDAD: All right, all right!

GRANDDAD: And it's on.

GRANDDAD: And they lived happily ever after.

GRANDDAD: Boys, don't make any noise. Shh.

GRANDDAD: But, oh, Tobias was hating with his punk ass.

GRANDDAD: Damn it, Ruckus, you gonna stop this right now.

GRANDDAD: Don't come back too soon. Maybe about 30 years.

GRANDDAD: Excuse me.

GRANDDAD: Great great great granddaddy.

GRANDDAD: Hey, that's my great great great great

GRANDDAD: How is the TV back on? And the lights?

GRANDDAD: I ain't letting my stuff sit in my body.

GRANDDAD: I told him he needs to stop street ball and learn to play.

GRANDDAD: I'm old, boy. I can't hold it.

GRANDDAD: Lies! All lies! Thelma Freeman was a saint.

GRANDDAD: Man, I've just about had it.

GRANDDAD: Mm mm. Man, fake meat is good.

GRANDDAD: My ending was better.

GRANDDAD: Oh, it was terrible. Terrible.

GRANDDAD: Oh, you should have seen this ass whipping.

GRANDDAD: Oops. There go the lights.

GRANDDAD: Ruckus, stop. Come on, man.

GRANDDAD: Shoot, all you gotta do is flash a little change.

GRANDDAD: Show them what you got.

GRANDDAD: Shut up. It was the plantation

GRANDDAD: So that's it?

GRANDDAD: Stop interrupting!

GRANDDAD: Take it to the hoop!

GRANDDAD: Thank you. Just do it very, very far away.

GRANDDAD: Thelma was your great great great

GRANDDAD: This is when you used my telephone.

GRANDDAD: Uh, ah, ooh, ooh.

GRANDDAD: Wait a minute!

GRANDDAD: Wait a minute.

GRANDDAD: Wait? W what? Massa's son?

Granddad!

Granddad.

Granddad. Eh

Granddad. Mr. DuBois' at the door.

Granddad. What's wrong with Jazmine?

GRANDMOTHER: Praise Jesus.

Great great great great grandmother.

Great great great grandmother.

Great hussy in question was Thelma.

Great news, everybody.

Great white man.

Great, that's a relief, 'cause all my friends

Great. That's great. That's just great.

Great. We're fine, no problems.

Greatest black man who ever lived.

Ground me? What is this, Family Ties?

Grownups, right?

Guess she talking about her daddy, Tom.

Guess you really want that chain.

Guinness refused to cooperate with authorities.

Guinness refused to cooperate with authorities.

Guys, just wait. Wait!

Guys, what ? What are you doing?

Guys. I just wanted to thank you

Ha ha ha ha! BET forever!

Ha ha ha. Hey, Massa, won't you do me a favor

Ha ha ha. Yeah.

Ha ha. Hey Hey, man, did you get that, uh

Ha ha. I don't think you're supposed to drink Cristal.

Ha ha. See, honey?

Ha ha. Whoo. That's right, ****a.

Ha ha. Yeah. Now you're talking. Yes.

Ha, ha. Hey, I'm not dead, you know.

Ha!

Ha!

Ha! Ha ha! That's your plan? Catcher Freeman, huh?

Ha! Oh, listen to this:

Ha! That's ridiculous.

Ha. Is this what I'm supposed

Ha. Something's wrong with that kid.

Ha. You know what?

Had made no recognizable progress.

Had scheduled a completely unrelated protest

Had sworn a lifetime intifada

Had you ever thought about forming a union?

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Hang out on the corner all day and night

Hang this up, boo boo.

Happily ever after.

Has become a full blown "Stop Snitching" movement,

Has decided to open his home

Has devolved into senseless, ignorant, self destructive

Has earned you a trip back.

Has given us to fight ****as.

Has given us to fight ****as.

Has gone out of your marriage.

Has increased greatly in the last 10 years?

Has not hittin' a bitch been working?

Has not hittin' the bitch achieved the desired results?

Has now been suspended

Has the Department of Homeland Security

Have fun, travel.

Have kids and live in Massa's house.

Have mercy.

Have mercy.

Have mercy. Now, see. If I walk into the strip club

Have skyrocketed since our debut 25 years ago.

Have they called you about that money?

Have you heard of the Kumite?

Have you seen that shit in the mirror?

Having a big celebrity move in.

Having known no other woman,

Having sold his script,

He He sent them shits to you hisself?

He ain't gotta be out in the streets like I do.

He ain't just no normal ****a, he's super****a.

He all critical of the network and shit,

He almost killed your granddaddy.

He asked me to send him the pictures.

He better, 'cause I'm angry.

He bit his leg!

He busts Vince Carter's ass

He calls himself "****a" all the time.

He calls the other kids "****a."

He can fly... underwater.

He can't have nothing nice for himself no more.

He can't hurt you or me or any of us, okay?

He dead.

He did doo doo right on the floor.

He didn't mean it.

He didn't say.

He didn't win no all expense paid trip to Hawaii.

He does a drive by on Burger King.

He don't even like black people.

He don't miss a coon flick.

He epitomizes everything wrong with the game today.

He even made it on one of them Maury Povich episodes,

He go round from plantation to plantation,

He going around calling people crazy?

He gonna cry when he get home.

He gonna marry you then?

He gonna throw the book at both of y'all.

He got some bad test results or something.

He had a gallopy gait to him.

He had all kinds of bitches, and he drove a Bentley Coupe

He had to run out and get some things, Mr. DuBois.

He hasn't gotten out of bed in three days.

He insists that he was using

He just wants to use us to get press

He killed hisself,

He know where to find me.

He lets me whup him, we can call it even.

He lied to me.

He like a black ass Batman, if you will.

He like to jack you first,

He made that a whole lot harder than needed.

He married to a white woman.

He never gave it back to me. Then when I asked for it,

He probably gonna beat up some retarded kids next.

He said

He said for me, no problem.

He said he didn't have it.

He said he'd invite me back soon.

He said I said it first?

He said I used the word before, but I didn't.

He said, "Luna was crazy."

He said, "Sit down, ******."

He said, and I quote:

He saw everything.

He saw it.

He say when he's gonna be back?

He says it every morning. He calls me "****a."

He says it so much, I don't even notice it anymore.

He sounded like he was auditioning

He sounded like that. Ha ha ha.

He still a punk though.

He sure wasn't freeing ****as. He was catchin' 'em

He takes the last shot of the game...

He told his friend I'm crazy.

He told me I should take responsibility

He trained like a beast.

He wanna go to that "do it big" trip too,

He was a Shaolin monk. I learned it from him.

He was being sarcastic.

He was blind. You killed a blind old man.

He was charged with conspiracy

He was in class when he had a verbal exchange

He was in hell, and he was coming back to get us.

He was in New Orleans when that flood hit.

He was Malcolm X, Nat Turner and Barack Obama

He was so bad, he even called me,

He was tall, he was handsome,

He was the baddest motherfucker that hell had ever seen.

He was trying to hit me.

He went on the "do it big" trip without me.

He went this a way.

He will use words he don't really know.

He, like, 14 feet tall,

He...messed up your test.

He'll be home soon.

He's a basketball player, an avid reader,

He's a hungry thug. It's gritty, like The Wire.

He's coming over.

He's coming, you guys.

He's crazy. Hush.

He's gay, isn't he?

He's giving that ball up a lot more

He's gonna get rich for sure.

He's got angle, he's got aim, he's got game.

He's got ****a in him.

He's got that look in his eye, passes it off to his teammate.

He's got the eye of the tiger.

He's in a park with another man.

He's in here. I know Robert.

He's in there.

He's just a kid.

He's just trying to come to terms with it.

He's off having the time of his life.

He's possessed by the ghost of Stinkmeaner.

He's probably having the time of his life.

He's right there!

He's right though, Huey. Women don't like hating.

He's still at the store, Mr. DuBois.

He's telling our stories for us.

He's the star!

He's traumatized on the inside.

He's wearing women's clothes and carrying a purse.

Hear that? Sounds like ****as.

Hear what happened to the last black man

Heh heh heh, hey! Give me a hug.

Heh heh heh. But you know what I forgot?

Heh heh heh. Time to

Heh heh, you know?

Heh heh. "Stanky booty. "

Heh heh. First cousin. More Cristal?

Heh heh. Price of fame.

Heh heh. They just mad...

Heh heh. Uh, you You should have seen it.

Heh, word down at the gym is that he done wore

Heh. Give me a break.

Heh. My bad.

Heh. Well, now, y'all get it right next time.

Heh. Why? Ha ha. I mean, be

Hell no, I don't agree with Huey.

Hell no.

Hell no. I'm gonna help you make that bitch behave.

Hell, no, I ain't apologizing, punk ass ****a.

Hell, no, I ain't fitting to ask him

Hell, no!

Hell, no!

Hell, no. Catcher Freeman

Hell, they like it now.

Hell, we might not even have a country

Hell, y'all ****as wasn't making

Hell, you ain't even no Flavor Flav.

Hello, sir, I'm Officer Calloway,

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? A life without a man to take care of your ass

Hello? Think I want his old,

Hello? Tom. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Hello. Goodbye.

Hello. Heh.

Help me, help me. Come on.

Help me, Riley!

Help misfit kids realize their dreams through youth sports.

Help you.

Help! Move! Bitch, get out of my way.

Helping people less fortunate, you know.

Helping you move a book or two.

Her hobbies include pets, traveling, kickbox

Here are your actual results.

Here at All Star Weekend. Only 8 years old

Here come Catcher rolling up on Massa's crib.

Here come Huey McHater again.

Here he is winning the three point contest

Here we go again with affirmative action.

Here with my script.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here, put these coats on.

Here, take this.

Here's 50.

Here's Riley going up against Kobe Bryant.

Here's the guardian for the kids.

Here's what I wanna see.

Hey guys. I'm Luna.

Hey there, boy.

Hey there, boys.

Hey there, darkies

Hey there, Huey, is your grandfather in?

Hey there, Huey. Just me again. Ha, ha.

Hey there, Robert,

Hey there, Trudy.

Hey, Abdul. I see you over there talking to that white bitch.

Hey, are we gonna fuck this old ass ****a up?

Hey, baby.

Hey, Bernard!

Hey, bitch. What the fuck is you doing in here?

Hey, boy.

Hey, boy. Ahem.

Hey, boy. Something's wrong with Riley.

Hey, brother Huey,

Hey, check it out.

Hey, come back and bring me back my bike.

Hey, come here. Look at this.

Hey, could you pass me one of them veggie burgers?

Hey, did you want the water slide to keep going?

Hey, don't sweat it, homey. 'Cause when it's time

Hey, Ed, give your granddaddy my best.

Hey, everybody good in here? Beverages?

Hey, for real? On the real?

Hey, Granddad. Uh, how's the trip?

Hey, great shorts.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. So nice to finally meet.

Hey, guys. What I got to do

Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

Hey, hey, hey. Little homey.

Hey, hey. You sure you gotta leave?

Hey, ho Hold it there, little Missy.

Hey, honey.

Hey, how you doin', babe?

Hey, how you doin'?

Hey, I That was my space.

Hey, I ain't seen nothin'.

Hey, I got a black fraternity for you:

Hey, I got ****as. Where?

Hey, I took a charge for the team. We won.

Hey, I'm just saying

Hey, if ****as ain't mad at you, then you doin' something wrong.

Hey, Jesse. What's happening, my ****a?

Hey, let's roll by the house and see if they left yet.

Hey, little girl, stop tickling me.

Hey, look up in the tree. It's a bird.

Hey, look, man, I think you should calm down.

Hey, man, it's Yo.

Hey, man, no problem, you know.

Hey, man, stop.

Hey, man, you know what?

Hey, man.

Hey, man. This your brother?

Hey, Massa, Dienda send a message for you.

Hey, my name is Riley,

Hey, now, Chauncy, you got them extras

Hey, now.

Hey, raise up off my gear.

Hey, Riley, look.

Hey, Riley. Don't forget the camcorder.

Hey, Robert, if you want beef with the Roc, that's on you.

Hey, Robert.

Hey, Robert. Guess who?

Hey, speaking of looking out, I don't know if you heard,

Hey, thanks for being so cool about this, pops.

Hey, that's some real good shit, my ****a, for real.

Hey, there, little mulatto girl

Hey, this is Osama bin Laden nephew, ****a.

Hey, this little ****a's all right, y'all.

Hey, Thugnificent, I'm taking off.

Hey, Tom.

Hey, Tom. Shut the fuck up.

Hey, toss me the ball, Riley.

Hey, uh, Granddad, I gotta go.

Hey, uh, I think I'm gonna go

Hey, uh, Jericho, is it?

Hey, we hear you was helping people from New Orleans.

Hey, what you doing?

Hey, which outfit you want next, Granddad?

Hey, y'all see the new rims I got on my bike?

Hey, y'all seen that movie When the Levees Broke?

Hey, y'all. Massa's a coming. He's a coming, y'all.

Hey, yo, dog. You're like a motherfucking

Hey, yo, don't even answer the phone.

Hey, yo, for real?

Hey, yo, real talk.

Hey, yo, word to mother. He He He right, yo.

Hey, yo, word to mother...

Hey, yo. You never gonna guess who on the phone.

Hey, you did the right thing.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! After a lifetime of being treated like a ******,

Hey! Hey, man, let me out of here.

Hey! Hey! Hey, brother man, get off my phone.

Hey! Hey.

Hey! I'm closet phobic.

Hey! ****a, get your motherfucking feet

Hey! Shut up all that damn noise!

Hey! That's my suit you just Went in my personal space.

Hey! Who turned off the motherfucking water?!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Can you guys wait here a sec?

Hey. Everybody has to die sometime. Hm.

Hey. Gangstalicious just hit me on MySpace

Hey. Get to the flick.

Hey. Have the kids found jobs and moved out yet?

Hey. Hold this. We be right back.

Hey. How's Robert? Is everything okay?

Hey. I just forgot my

Hey. I'm willing to stay in the bathroom all night.

Hey. Oh, ee Ee

Hey. Put that camera back over here.

Hey. That's a damn shame.

Hey. The doorbell girl was wondering

Hey. Think they can introduce me as "Young Reezy"?

Hey. Where's Granddad?

Hey. While Granddad's gone, I'm in charge.

Hey. Why don't you stay and kick it with us?

Hey. Y'all should get on the remix.

Hi, I'm Thelma.

Hi, uh, uh, Mr. Usher.

Hi.

Hide! Hide! Turn off the lights.

High blood pressure, asthma, sickle cell

High five me. No? Okay.

Hijacking is against the law.

Him too.

Hippity hop, and one and seven, whatever the hell it is.

His car is right there, and, um...

His phone's dead.

His script was never produced.

His t****zius muscles rippled through his shirt.

Historically black colleges.

Hm? A bully, huh?

Hm? Ah.

Hm.

Hm. I could have said that.

Hm. Well, it certainly is incompetent.

Hm. You know what?

Ho ho, but we have something for that ass.

Ho ho, look at that fadeaway.

Ho ho, shit, ****a. That motherfucker's banging.

Ho's love pictures, Granddad.

Hold Hold on, here.

Hold it right there, boy.

Hold up, hold up, I'm getting a call.

Hold up, hold up. Ugh, ugh.

Hold up, wait a minute now.

Hold up. You see that ****a

Holler at your boy, I gets money.

Homeys know how to keep a secret.

Homeys know how to keep a secret.

Homeys over ho's?

Honey, I'm home.

Honey. Honey, maybe this isn't the best place to be singing...

Hoo! Boy, let's get some music on.

Hope the Jigga Man ain't there.

How about a Baldwin Hills reality show?"

How about a complimentary date with Sweetest Taboo?

How about an animated version of Hamburglar?

How about that, huh?

How about that?

How about the closet?

How about this?

How am I gonna be a superstar without a highlight reel?

How am I gonna get my butter beans?

How am I gonna prove it? Catcher lived 150 years ago.

How am I supposed to relax?

How are we supposed to survive for two weeks?

How are you, baby?

How are you, cous boy? How long it been?

How broke you were,

How come everyone we related to is somebody famous?

How could it have all gone so wrong?

How could you know that? Were you there?

How dare you mistakenly inform a man of his blackness.

How dare you?

How did it make you feel

How did that happen?

How hard is it to grab the right kid, Ed?

How long will we wait on the police to protect us?

How long you been kickboxing?

How many of these damn TV shows

How much justice do you think we can get?

How often you have dreams about men kissing?

How this ****a learn all that ninja stuff?

How was Costa Rica?

How you be all into reading and shit.

How you gonna sell a script, asshole?

How you just gonna walk in on homey talk, bitch?

How you like that, fool?

How?

How's we gonna do that?

How's we's gonna survive without Massa?

Howard

HUEY AND RILEY: "Gang member"?

Huey Freeman.

Huey, come back.

Huey, what are we gonna do?

Huey, you not a real ****a like me, see.

HUEY: After that, Granddad had to be more creative.

HUEY: And again.

HUEY: And so Ann Coulter and Rollo Goodlove argued on TV.

HUEY: And so she told them the very,

HUEY: And so the gauntlet was thrown in the battle

HUEY: And that was the day Ms. Luna decided

HUEY: Come back here, Riley.

HUEY: Costa Rica for two weeks?

HUEY: Despite news reports to the contrary,

HUEY: Excuse me, everyone.

HUEY: For most of my Granddad's romantic life,

HUEY: Goodlove escalated the attack on BET

HUEY: Granddad had lost this battle,

HUEY: Granddad, Riley's doing the celebratory booty dance.

HUEY: He is believed to have written the first screenplay,

HUEY: He was always watching.

HUEY: I don't know, maybe Rollo just knew how to spin.

HUEY: I soon forgot which one of us was the prisoner.

HUEY: In the past, Granddad has had complications with babysitters.

HUEY: It was in the news that I first heard the boycott had ended.

HUEY: It was the third day of my hunger strike to bring an end

HUEY: Last year, Reverend Goodlove signed on

HUEY: No. Luna.

HUEY: Nothing much was resolved, but they did it again.

HUEY: Okay, first of all, none of that is true,

HUEY: On August 29, 2005, Hurricane Katrina

HUEY: Or maybe by now his followers

HUEY: Riley made several more attempts to leave the house

HUEY: So somebody calls you a ******,

HUEY: Thanks to Goodlove and a very slow news cycle,

HUEY: That landed us on DontSitEm.com.

HUEY: That moment, Catcher decided it was best

HUEY: The sectarian conflict

HUEY: They have nothing to go home to.

HUEY: This wasn't the first blow

HUEY: Tom relented and negotiated

HUEY: Um, okay. Then that was the day

HUEY: We ran out of food and drink.

HUEY: Word got around: BET was evil

Huey?

Huey?

Huey. Huey, quit playing. Quit it. Huey

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Huh? What the fuck?

Huh? No! No, please wait. No.

Huh? That's right, y'all.

Huh? What?

Huh?!

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. Excuse me, hold on.

Huh. I wish they'd send me to Iraq.

Huh. Surprised you guys haven't given him a show.

Hulk up, my ****a.

Humiliated, castrated, emasc...

Hurricane.

Hurry up, ****a. That's America you building."

Hush your mouth.

Hush, boy! It was love at first sight.

Hush, boy.

Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

I I don't play that shit.

I I should've said, like, Burger King.

I I can't believe it's you.

I I I can't. I I couldn't.

I actually just started writing it,

I ain't asking no more. Come here!

I ain't even brushed past you yet.

I ain't even gonna dignify the accusations

I ain't even made eye contact with your punk ass.

I ain't even touched this motherfucker yet.

I ain't finished my damn line.

I ain't getting it for him neither. Nope.

I ain't gonna miss my movie

I ain't gonna stand for it.

I ain't gonna tell nobody about that.

I ain't got time for this bullshit.

I ain't got to answer to no bitch.

I ain't had a chance to tell my story yet.

I ain't hidin'.

I ain't homophobic, but gay men give me the heebie jeebies.

I ain't never gettin' married

I ain't never met a ****a

I ain't never playing again.

I ain't on your nuts, though.

I ain't seen no naked pictures, girl.

I ain't worried about no damn council meeting.

I also apologize for ****as

I always believed in you.

I always knew you was a hater,

I always knew you'd do something right.

I am a people person, Huey.

I am a very spiritual person.

I am an assistant district attorney, for chrissake.

I am not black. Nor do I consider myself to be black.

I am so bored. I wanna go home.

I ask you to bless him, Lord,

I asked for butter on it.

I assure you.

I be like, ugh! Ugh!

I be like, ugh! Ugh!

I been waiting on this day

I believe in you.

I believe it was 8:15.

I believe lots of syllables confuses our viewers.

I believe the release of this video

I bet he'd like to know that.

I bet she have a gang of ****as up in here to rob us.

I bet you don't even wanna escape, all on Massa's nuts.

I bet you Tom would know. Where is he?

I bet you're hungry now.

I bought my tickets online.

I bought those tickets myself.

I brought a clip of it, if you'd like to see it.

I called you a bitch, 'cause you's a bitch.

I came as fast as I could.

I came as fast as I could.

I can come back.

I can come in and inspect the house?

I can join Catcher Freeman's brigade

I can make one phone call,

I can read and write,

I can see 'em now:

I can see commercials at home on TV.

I can't afford to support everybody.

I can't believe I let that big old woman

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. So exciting.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe you haven't figured this shit out yet.

I can't even go to dinner. I can't even go to a damn movie.

I can't even pop my collar no more.

I can't even tell you what

I can't imagine anything worse than that.

I can't see a thing.

I can't shoot the ball, and I don't know why.

I can't sit here and let y'all badmouth my president.

I can't snitch.

I can't talk to the po po.

I caught one of them Lethal Interjection cats

I come back, my house look like Baghdad.

I command thy black ****a soul back to the depths of hell.

I confiscated them for security.

I consider it as a movement.

I could go on a "do it big" trip.

I could have been shot at and called a ****** on TV!

I couldn't handle my own business like a man.

I couldn't hit any woman.

I did everything I could to get it back.

I did everything I could, but if Riley doesn't talk,

I didn't become a different person in the last five feet!

I didn't come to practice. You never called my agent.

I didn't even wanna kidnap you.

I didn't get a chance to talk.

I didn't know men wore pearls.

I didn't know you was gonna say that.

I didn't mean to steal from the stuntman.

I didn't order a empty cup.

I didn't pay to get in the movie.

I didn't see nothin'.

I didn't want y'all to think

I do hereby announce that Riley Freeman

I do not.

I do not. Get out of my dream.

I do, Granddad.

I do.

I don't believe in the Easter Bunny either.

I don't believe it. This kid has the heart of an 8 year old.

I don't care how big her Adam apple is,

I don't care how good you are, I'm not changing the name.

I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie,

I don't care if you hear scream

I don't care what nobody say.

I don't eat that shit y'all got up in here.

I don't even know who Batman is.

I don't ever wanna go with you again.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

I don't give a fuck if it was Jesus' birthday.

I don't have time for this crap!

I don't hear anything.

I don't know anyone named Dienda. Dienda who?

I don't know how I'm supposed to pay the bills.

I don't know how you got here, Stinkmeaner,

I don't know nothin'. Cheers.

I don't know what I'm gonna charge yet.

I don't know what this world is coming to.

I don't know what to do with my hands now.

I don't know what we're gonna do, but we gotta do...

I don't know why I'm not cool.

I don't know,

I don't know, go broke?

I don't know, just seemed like the right thing to do,

I don't know, ****a, you in charge.

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. About a hundred, 110...

I don't know. Do you think he's ?

I don't know. Suddenly they all went to the bathroom.

I don't know. Suddenly they all went to the bathroom.

I don't like losing.

I don't need your charity.

I don't see how someone could get something like that

I don't see nobody there. Do you?

I don't see the purple one.

I don't think black people should ever use racist words

I don't think his friend likes the sisters too much.

I don't think homeys over ho's is a sentiment

I don't think I can concentrate on the game

I don't think I can go without food much longer.

I don't think I could handle it.

I don't think one more glass

I don't think Sarah would have a Found it.

I don't think so.

I don't think that's gonna work.

I don't think there's anything wrong

I don't think you want that, that ain't pretty.

I don't wanna dick ride,

I don't wanna go to the movie. Why not?

I don't wanna put it on.

I don't wanna put the butter on it. Why can't you do it?

I don't wanna rep Timid Deer.

I don't wanna show my ID again.

I don't wanna steal the movie.

I don't want either of you going near that house. You hear me?

I don't want no handshake.

I don't want one. Shoot.

I don't want them damn ****as

I dreamt about Muhammad Ali just last night.

I expected to fly first class.

I feareth not your scandals. My name is Rollo Goodlove.

I feel bad for leaving Huey

I feel it.

I feel like we paved the way

I feel sorry for 'em, though,

I finished cleaning the storm drain for you, Robert.

I fucks with the future.

I fucks with these crab cakes.

I gave you a picture, man.

I get a empty cup?

I get it how I live, and live how I get it, you feel me?

I get it, I get it.

I Googled Fidel Castro's birthday.

I got a date? I can't believe it.

I got a documentary called

I got college loans and shit.

I got Hulks on tap, ****a.

I got mine today and that joint is wack.

I got snuck by this bully, Butch Magnus.

I got some money saved. The movie will be on me.

I got the footwork.

I got to have it, you dig?

I gotta figure out what we're gonna eat.

I gotta see that again.

I gotta take a little time out.

I guess I could do that

I guess that beats my one, huh? Heh heh.

I had a bad dream about...

I had a funny anecdote and everything.

I had a skirt on and everything. Do you know what that means?

I had forgotten, a ****a moment

I had my blinker on and everything.

I had no idea how we were gonna last until Granddad came home.

I had rain insurance, I had flood insurance.

I had titties in one hand, titties in the other hand.

I had two hands full of titties.

I hate damn airports!

I hate these fucking headsets.

I hate to laugh at an 8 year old, folks.

I have a message

I have good taste. Gregory Hines is entertaining.

I have never seen anyone his age with handles like that.

I have no further questions.

I have one Dalmatian, two retrievers.

I have studied a variety of wild animals,

I have supreme authority over the house

I hear that tone.

I heard about this shit. You know what I mean?

I heard Halliburton was hiring

I heard there was some Katrinians in town.

I heard they didn't even pay people's insurance.

I heard you tell your friend I was crazy.

I hope so, Weggie...

I hope you don't have bugs, because I can't stand bugs.

I hope you don't mind me hanging out for the weekend.

I hope you got some insurance on those spinners.

I I don't think I need any help.

I I knows you mad,

I just couldn't believe it,

I just did. Don't leave the house.

I just don't approve of what you people do to women.

I just don't give a fuck.

I just don't know where we gonna go now.

I just don't think I can stand life as a darky.

I just don't understand. I try so hard with y'all.

I just feel sorry for them.

I just found out. I took one of those tests

I just hope it doesn't hurt the boycott.

I just repeated the insult back to him,

I just tell you

I just wanna say that I like your music.

I just wanna say we happy to be out here

I just want to have a friendly chat

I keep the bus nice and clean for 'em.

I knew it.

I knew it. I always had a feeling about that dude.

I knew you can do it. I knew you can, Billy. Yeah.

I knew you were gonna ask, and I like your attention to detail.

I know a lot of girls on MySpace.

I know bitchless. Look, I'm bitchless right now.

I know it's been an inconvenience.

I know it's wrong, but I really want my own room.

I know just how to deal with the good reverend.

I know most of you can't read,

I know that song.

I know this is something I gotta do.

I know where all my bitches are,

I know where he is.

I know y'all love my music, and love my videos and shit,

I know y'all ****as not tryin' to jack Dorothy.

I know y'all seen ****as with spinning rims, right?

I know you hear me, Robert!

I know you hear me! Ain't this a bitch.

I know, you right, you right.

I know.

I know. We should make s'mores. Tell stories? Hide and go seek?

I left food money in the cabinet above the oven.

I left some, um, joke voicemails

I lied to get you out of the house

I like Elton John. It doesn't make me gay.

I like having things too, you hear me?

I like that a lot.

I like to clean too. Wow.

I like to give haters something to hate

I like to think it works.

I live on a fixed income.

I look like a fucking dork.

I looked at my watch, and And, yes, mm hm, mm, 9:15.

I love Beyoncé. Shoot. Little sweet thing.

I love it when people lie to me.

I love it.

I love talking to the police.

I love this song.

I love to see my ****as on TV shinin',

I love you ? I love you ?

I love you too.

I love you, Granddad. Thank you, all.

I love you, Mommy.

I loved Light It Up.

I make some mean guacamole...

I may not know nothin' about history,

I mean Uh Uh

I mean She's the best woman in the world.

I mean, 'cau You know?

I mean, "do the homey"?

I mean, after all, you do have an NPR show.

I mean, bitch...

I mean, don't get me wrong.

I mean, he a punk and all that,

I mean, heh, I put you on my show.

I mean, how could we? Look, she a little girl.

I mean, I can see if it was a real ****a.

I mean, I don't pay much attention to 'em though,

I mean, I hate everyone in general,

I mean, I love Huey. Almost like a brother.

I mean, I think that is racist.

I mean, I'm like, "You kill one man,

I mean, if everyone, you know, think he a homo,

I mean, it be in my pocket sooner than you think.

I mean, it's hot hot, but you know me.

I mean, maybe an indoor pool.

I mean, really

I mean, scientifically speaking,

I mean, some of the words I've never even heard before.

I mean, they can only hang you once, right?

I mean, why should Alex Haley

I mean, you know, the other thing.

I mean, you like it here, don't you, Daddy?

I mean, you married.

I mean, you're a stronger woman than me. Hello?

I might as well just blow myself up right now.

I might be able to reach some of them kids out there.

I might be.

I might buy everything.

I might charge 20, $25.

I might just build an addition to your house.

I might need some protection or something?

I must be crazy.

I must say that's a brilliant observation, 'Meaner.

I named my dog Light It Up. Girl, please.

I need a lawyer, but I don't wanna pay, so you'll have to do.

I need somewhere to hide. ****as are shootin', man.

I need to see it as well, sir.

I need to talk to him. We're planning a trip.

I never dream about my heroes

I never seen a lynching either,

I only drink cherry and strawberry.

I ordered a soda pop.

I paid for that bed you sleeping on,

I paid you $2000, and $500 as well.

I paid. I got my ticket.

I pay too much damn money for these movie tickets

I pays for my car.

I personally blame the mother

I promise you, Riley will talk soon.

I promise. I swear on your life.

I rarely slept.

I really thought you blew it there

I remember my senior year at Princeton.

I repeat, the terrorist said his name is Kareem Abdul Jabbar,

I said I pulled

I said you was free to go, right?

I said, bothers and sisters.

I saw a movie called The Mighty Ducks,

I say give them the chair. Electrocute their ugly asses.

I say it's time

I say let the bitch go.

I say make a man wait until he's resentful.

I say next time you gonna call a darky a ****a,

I say no.

I say toss her groupie ass out the window,

I say, stand up and tell 'em:

I see ya.

I see you, homey. Go ahead, ****a.

I see you're fucking up all your grandson's money.

I see, I see. Just 'cause your skin is light, bright

I see.

I seen a ****a get killed right over there, you know?

I seen everything, man. Everything.

I seen it on television.

I seen the hatred in his eyes

I should call my daddy and turn myself in.

I should take responsibility.

I should've never brought it up.

I start each day by thanking the white man for the sunrise.

I started to hate Riley for driving Granddad away.

I stayed up all night practicing that anecdote.

I still do the darn thing from time to time.

I still don't know what your problem is with BET.

I suffered every kind of abuse imaginable. Verbal.

I suppose you think affirmative action is extortion too, huh?

I sure do.

I swear to God, man, they actually, like,

I swear to God!

I swear to you, Robert, I didn't call them.

I take offense at your description of Riley

I take you anywhere you wanna go.

I take your attacks as a badge of honor.

I tell you marriage is bad?

I think he was in the bathroom all night.

I think he's in there.

I think I might be

I think I wanna have sexual relations.

I think if black people don't wanna be called the N word,

I think it's a setup. It don't make no sense.

I think it's criminal they suspended this teacher.

I think it's interesting I got 32 jobs

I think it's really

I think we all learned a valuable lesson today

I think we both can live with that.

I think we can resolve this quickly.

I think we in the...

I think we're out of time.

I think you're all missing a big opportunity

I thought Ann Coulter hated...everybody.

I thought I understood this whole thing,

I thought of a way to display moving pictures on a screen.

I thought that was a joke.

I thought there was a difference between "**** er" and "**** a."

I thought you hate Gangstalicious.

I thought you were gonna tell me you thought I was crazy,

I told you before, you ought to drive them out

I told you not to wash

I told you this was going to happen.

I told you to grab Butch Magnus, 5'4", 130 pounds.

I told you we should have shot that bitch.

I told you you was lying.

I told you, Catcher Freeman was real.

I tried to stop 'em.

I understand completely.

I understand you need your job,

I used the word. I admit it.

I used to call him Fee Diddy.

I used to have an exciting life.

I wanna go home!

I wanna go home.

I wanna go home.

I wanna go home.

I wanna know what this ****** been smoking. Shoot.

I wanna press full charges.

I wanna rep something that don't sound faggy.

I want it. I want it.

I want my money back.

I want my parking space.

I want to help you, Tom. I do.

I want you to know, you've always been like a son to me.

I want your family here in Woodcrest

I wanted to give you the chance to clear the air right now.

I was doing you a favor.

I was falling in love with you, Robert.

I was forced to start rationing what little we had left.

I was gonna be able to pay my car note this month.

I was listening to my stupid girlfriend, Nicole.

I was on the phone.

I was raised around wolves.

I was rushing, and...

I was trippin'.

I was wondering if you would be interested

I wasn't sure how much more I could take.

I wasn't thinking about it when I did it.

I will butt **** your grandfather

I will not be ignored! Got a possessed ****a here,

I will not demean myself

I will smack the black off her.

I will snatch the weave off...

I will. I'm gonna call you back, Mommy.

I wish a ****** would try to tell me what to drink.

I won't tell anybody.

I won't tell if you won't.

I won't whup your little asses.

I work all day and night to get their attention.

I worked really hard on this.

I would just freaking die.

I would just turn up the bass a little higher in the monitor

I would like to say about this.

I would love to let you crash,

I would love to pursue a romantic relationship you.

I would never do something like that.

I would say...

I wouldn't exactly call them people, but yeah.

I wouldn't use that word ever.

I wouldn't want to give you something you don't want.

I wouldn't.

I, uh, also have a book. It's not out yet.

I... wanna... go... home!

I'd be like, "Hey, that's T.I."

I'd be snitching on ugly women all day.

I'd burn it down around your black ass.

I'd give 'em a plasma TV and one channel: BET.

I'd like a sandwich myself. All my bologna is gone.

I'd offer to help you, but you're a coon

I'd sell my house if I thought

I'd spend the next 20 years in jail being...

I'd tell motherfucking Bush to kiss my black ass.

I'd tidy up out here with everything.

I'll advance my belt on your behind

I'll be happy to.

I'll be right...

I'll beat your little ass in front of what's his name.

I'll beat your motherfucking ass, ****a!

I'll bet those old broads are rolling in money.

I'll break you off a few stacks, playa. Heh heh.

I'll call her.

I'll call his cell.

I'll eat your ass up on the M I C,

I'll give you anything. Ah!

I'll give your ass something to cry about.

I'll go down there and help blow up some more levees.

I'll make 'em talk.

I'll make an appointment today.

I'll miss those flat butts.

I'll pay you back when my FEMA check arrives.

I'll pray for you.

I'll pull that switch quick.

I'll send you an invoice, Robert.

I'll stop those terrorists...

I'll take Thunderbird

I'll tell you that.

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you why.

I'll tell you with no shame:

I'll try and stay out of your way, okay?

I'm I'm sorry. Alex what?

I'm a do what it takes kind of ****a, man.

I'm a good man.

I'm a join in too.

I'm a kill you.

I'm a old man. Y'all need to listen to some Nat King Cole

I'm about to do it big in Woodcrest.

I'm about to go get dressed.

I'm all, like, it's Whatever.

I'm already paying $20

I'm also joined by Reverend Rollo Goodlove,

I'm as white as they come.

I'm back, ****a! Oh, what the ?

I'm black. I'm not walking to the moon.

I'm blowing through his money so fast,

I'm bringing nunchucks.

I'm calling the police. Stop!

I'm cured of that.

I'm Deborah Leevil. It's 2 p.m.,

I'm digging it, I'm feeling it.

I'm driving, sweetie pooh.

I'm enjoying this time with you. Are you kidding?

I'm from a small town called

I'm from the old school. I mean,

I'm gettin' outta here.

I'm going back and turning myself in.

I'm gonna ask you some real simple questions

I'm gonna be cool, I'm gonna be cool.

I'm gonna be the first ****a on the streets to rock it.

I'm gonna call a press conference.

I'm gonna crush your kiddy penis

I'm gonna do all the talking.

I'm gonna escape with this, okay? With my mind.

I'm gonna get a chain.

I'm gonna get me a dog. Name him Levee.

I'm gonna get you eventually, Robert.

I'm gonna get you, Freeman!

I'm gonna go back there and put her in check.

I'm gonna kick him every time it rain.

I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.

I'm gonna let you go in by yourself

I'm gonna make it do what it do.

I'm gonna put an end to this...

I'm gonna rap about that too.

I'm gonna remember this.

I'm gonna take me a nap,

I'm gonna talk to your mom. She on MySpace.

I'm gonna tickle you again.

I'm hacking into her e mail now,

I'm having the time of my life.

I'm here for everybody.

I'm here to I didn't see nothin',

I'm joined via satellite by best selling author

I'm just glad I have a place to sleep.

I'm just reciting the historical record.

I'm keeping these pearls though, my ****a.

I'm like, "Man, fuck them crackers, man.

I'm looking for brother Huey Freeman please.

I'm more of a scientist or a technician.

I'm never, ever gonna say any form of "******."

I'm not blowing you off. Oh, no way.

I'm not feeling the name. Nope.

I'm not gonna put up with it anymore. Get to work now!

I'm not gonna take it anymore!

I'm not leaving here till I get me a shoe

I'm not stupid.

I'm not telling her to leave.

I'm not watching a stolen movie.

I'm not your mama, and I'm not gonna

I'm original O.G.

I'm out here gettin' your money.

I'm picking up where Malcolm X left off, ****a.

I'm Sarah.

I'm sayin', on a bike though.

I'm saying you probably never looked like this damn picture.

I'm saying, man, it doesn't look good.

I'm seeing a Flintstones thing happening here.

I'm sittin' right next to you.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Stuntman.

I'm so sorry, Robert.

I'm so stupid. Why did I do that?!

I'm sorry the levees broke,

I'm sorry, guys.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry, Tom.

I'm sorry, Usher!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. After what she's done,

I'm starting to feel like Shemar Moore up in here.

I'm still burnin'?

I'm still gonna break you a piece of that FEMA check

I'm talkin' to my accountant at the same time.

I'm talkin' to Riley.

I'm talking to my grandson.

I'm tapping out.

I'm tearing these bad boys up. Mm.

I'm telling you right now: they got to go.

I'm telling you, man. Catcher Freeman is real.

I'm telling you, my inside voice didn't talk like that

I'm telling you, Robert,

I'm telling you, slavery was the best thing

I'm telling you, Tom, they drive women away.

I'm telling you, you can't trust them new ****as.

I'm the new super duper smart, Harvard educated president

I'm the one with a plane to catch.

I'm thinking rappers.

I'm tired of you two punksters.

I'm Tom. May I speak to Robert or the boys, please?

I'm trying to figure out what we're gonna do.

I'm trying to watch this piece of shit movie.

I'm walking to the liquor store.

I'm watchin' this neighborhood

I'm Young Reezy. I goes where I wanna go.

I'm...uh, sorry.

I've already showed it to her.

I've been cleaning bathrooms for a long time.

I've been there for a while and I kind of feel

I've done the research. Now, try again.

I've got a question.

I've got this. It's a play, but for the screen.

I've had enough. I'm going back upstairs.

I've had it. I'm about to give you a Category 5 ass whupping.

I've known my whole life, shorty

I've never seen anyone dance like Michael Jackson before.

I've seen funny lynchings.

If a man ever said that to me, I'll kill myself.

If a man said that to me, oh, my God,

If death can't stop Stinkmeaner, what can?

If he attempts to commit suicide?

If he don't come back, can I have his side of the room?

If he gay, I'm his homey and a fan of his music,

If he gets really desperate, he may start to rap or dance.

If he wanna buy his chain back,

If I catch a break off the word, good for me.

If I could just find a man to love me.

If I go to Burger King and order a cheeseburger,

If I had a chain,

If I had done something wrong to you.

If I was a different type of ****a,

If I'm not mistaken, it was 9:15.

If it wasn't for the word "****a."

If it's only okay in a certain time or place,

If people don't have a need, then there won't be no demand,

If she say, "No," hit the bitch. Simple.

If talking on a wireless headset

If that makes any sense.

If the cops won't make 'em talk,

If the violence was drug related.

If there were just

If there's no Uncle Ruckus, there's no show.

If these demands aren't met? Ooh, glory. Heh.

If they hit that power plant with that aircraft,

If they're so innocent,

If this rap shit don't work, we running up in ****a's houses.

If we all have to be here for the next three months,

If we capture the plane at precisely the right moment,

If we didn't stop by.

If y'all was paying attention last season,

If you aren't afraid to establish dominance,

If you beats him, it's like you beating all of us,

If you can call that old

If you don't mind me asking,

If you don't shut your ass.

If you don't tell me where that chain is at.

If you don't want it, I won't force you.

If you don't want none, I understand.

If you give it a chance,

If you had a headset like mine,

If you keep messing with me.

If you know what I mean.

If you know, you can tell me.

If you left the toilet seat up in the restroom

If you lost your ho to T.I.,

If you need anything.

If you say so, second cousin.

If you was any kind of real man, I wouldn't be here

If you were in my house, ****a,

If you would like to report sexual abuse

If you're expecting more company,

If, and only if, we believe in each other.

In 2000, rapper Gangstalicious reportedly assaulted

In a hot, sweaty, naked embrace,

In a place like this?

In fact, I was just telling Huey

In front of at least 300 eyewitnesses.

In lieu of monetary compensation,

In order to save the day,

In our new crib in Woodcrest...

In profitability,

In quite a while. Step up, opens up and straight in.

In rapping with me on this song?

In the a.m. every morning.

In the bathroom at the Woodcrest Country Club,

In the black community.

In the days and weeks that followed,

In the exclusive suburb of Woodcrest today.

In the first class cabin on the ass whupping express.

In the first place.

In the middle of a summer afternoon,

In the morning.

In the name of white Jesus

In the news today, violent crime is on the rise,

In the next six months."

In the projects of Terra Belle, Georgia,

In the slam dunk contest.

In the street. What streets?

In the super elite suburb of Woodcrest.

In the Woodcrest Youth Basketball League, get this:

In this dark theater.

In Woodcrest in less than a week.

In your natural habitat and collect data.

Included in your retainer fee

Including two in Lithuania and one in Tokyo.

Incredible hulk, little ****a.

Inherent in the system.

Inspect the house.

Instead of Bedrock, we're in Africa.

Instead of being Mr. Funny ****a,

Instead of racial slurs.

Instead of sitting around here chopping the Brillo

Instead of taking responsibility

Instead of, ahem, "spear chucker."

Insulting that child to throw her game off?

Into the garage at

Into the hosiery section of the JCPenney?

Into the monkey cage at the zoo.

Ironically, despite the hip hop community

Is a common trait with black people

Is an active informant.

Is an essential facet of the exploitation

Is coming to an end.

Is education.

Is Elton John gay?

Is especially for y'all ****as out there

Is gonna be me.

Is it evil?

Is it true that you put a ban

Is it true? Did Bill Cosby put you up to this, Mr. Freeman?

Is no laughing matter.

Is not a law enforcement agency.

Is not gonna work, Tom.

Is not happening fast enough.

Is now kicking them out early. Brutal.

Is of this here b ball, you little future ex con.

Is officially part of the Lethal Interjection crew.

Is over 35 years old and she ain't married,

Is overwhelmed by some stupid ****a shit.

Is really feeling the heat now

Is really feeling the heat now

Is right in front of your face.

Is state of the art bitch surveillance.

Is taking all these pretty little white children to school

Is that ?

Is that all you got, ****a?

Is that all you got?

Is that all you've got?

Is that I have a case of the revitiligo.

Is that so hard?

Is that some kind of new slang?

Is that something at Denny's? I I don't know what that is.

Is that the oppression of the proletariat

Is that the police don't necessarily protect

Is that there's more to life than what you're born into.

Is that what you call really 'hood?

Is that what you call the freedom struggle, brother?

Is that what you think?

Is that what's hot in the street, huh?

Is that why you wanted me to leave?

Is the ****a still in him?

Is the racial slur, but that he was using

Is the real story of Catcha Freeman.

Is there something really good

Is this a white doctor or a darky

Is this some kind of joke?

Is this the kind of shit

Is this the show about the black man who hates black people?

Is this what's hot right now in the streets?

Is Tigger short for tiger and ******?

Is Usher okay?

Is weakened during a ****a moment.

Is your granddad home?

Is, um, your Granddad around?

Isn't it true that you were forced

It ain't like we respectin' 'em.

It ain't like yo' ass is going to get a job. Heh.

It ain't right.

It ain't the white man's fault you dumb ****as

It been, what, four, five years?

It breaks my heart to watch

It could look good too.

It did at first,

It did?

It is this instinctive

It is too. It happened to the Wal Mart guy.

It is true. Catcher Freeman was a hero.

It isn't until August 13th.

It keeps spinnin'. Ooh, boy.

It lets people around you know you're talkin' on the phone.

It make us scared and make us all just wanna stay here.

It makes me sick to think of him. I'm gonna vomit now.

It means they care enough to spare my feelings.

It means you're a bit old to be acting

It might be time to bring Mr. Bitches back out

It says, "No outside food," little girl.

It says, "Wuncler Security. "

It says, I'm 102 percent African.

It seems as though

It smell like the circus in town up in there.

It sounds to me, Tom,

It sure is good to be home, though.

It was 1988,

It was a crime how they treated those folks down there.

It was a misunderstanding.

It was a perfect day.

It was a perfect plan.

It was a really bad dream about...

It was about Stinkmeaner.

It was Catch a Freeman.

It was hard, you know?

It was like a miracle moment.

It was still worth anything.

It was terrible.

It was that crazy ass Luna's fault

It was the saddest thing you've ever seen.

It was the third house to get robbed

It was them Freeman boys.

It was these dudes I used to owe money to

It was, "Now, how is a ****a gonna borrow a fry?

It wasn't the last incident.

It won't start. He took a cab, Mr. DuBois.

It would work out with this one.

It, uh, wasn't really funny after that.

It'd be good for my vocals.

It'll be here any second. Hurry.

It'll only be a matter of time before

It's 'bout time for my break and you are stepping on my time.

It's a derogatory, racial remark

It's a disease, Tom.

It's a five hour drive.

It's a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament

It's a normal thing in long term relationships.

It's a sitcom called My Dad, Rollo.

It's about getting paper, my ****a.

It's about impossible to find his black ass

It's about time someone in the classroom had the guts

It's all about pearl necklaces.

It's all good, little homey.

It's all good, man.

It's all that stuff they do to their hair.

It's an American original.

It's been great working wit' y'all.

It's blazing, son. That shit is incredible, kid.

It's burning.

It's called prison. Jail Phi Jail, ****a.

It's called the Neighborhood Watch.

It's called White Lotus kung fu.

It's called, They Called Me ******:

It's exactly what I said was gonna happen, remember?

It's feared that the protest

It's fun. You should try it.

It's gonna be my foot up your ass.

It's gonna be so weird from now on

It's gonna be time and a half.

It's good.

It's homey time right now, okay?

It's in all the music. Look, look, look.

It's just been upgraded from a Category 3.

It's just rocks and metal.

It's just that he goes on to say:

It's just, I feel like this

It's just...I had heard

It's like somebody threw a million dollars

It's like these guys are playing from the exact same

It's like when you growing crops

It's my food, isn't it? I paid for it.

It's nice, you know?

It's no fun.

It's no secret that black people

It's not a cybernetic ear, it's a fuckin' cell phone headset.

It's not a good look, Luna.

It's not enough that the shows are bad.

It's not just the music. I have seen all of your movies.

It's not okay. Now every damn Katrina victim for 100 miles

It's not the fact that you obviously have a man

It's not? No.

It's now tragically obvious

It's okay to break the rules

It's okay, faggot... really.

It's okay, I got it, I got it.

It's okay, Riley. First game jitters, come on.

It's okay, son. I know.

It's okay. I don't really want to be here.

It's okay. People have phobias.

It's okay. When we were trapped,

It's only been two days.

It's only gonna take three months.

It's only popcorn.

It's only worth what you're willing to give up for it.

It's over, Catcher. Drop it, or she's dead!

It's pinto beans and neck bones.

It's real out here, ****a.

It's really on now. Oh, hell no.

It's really over.

It's Sarah.

It's self defense. I didn't do anything.

It's shine time, folks, but all that glitters is

It's so good to finally meet you.

It's that big. You know what I'm saying?

It's the American way, man. Shit.

It's the fact that you lied about it.

It's the Gangstalicious Man Bag.

It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got.

It's The Uncle Ruckus Show.

It's the world premiere.

It's Thugnificent's crib, ****a. Let's roll.

It's Tom.

It's too late now. I may never come back.

It's what's good. Let's do that show

It's when you let go of the ball and give it to someone else.

It's your boy. It's your boy, your boy.

It's your size, right?

It's your time to go. John Witherspoon.

Itty bitty kiddy testicles.

Jackie Robinson Freeman. The Freeman is silent.

Jackie Robinson integrated baseball.

Jazmine wanted to meet Usher.

Jazmine, are you wearing a wire?

Jazmine, you're missing all the best parts.

Jazmine?

Jazz music? I hate jazz music.

JERICHA: I'm just too old for this.

JERICHA: In Jesus' name we praise Jesus.

JERICHA: Jesus, Lord and savior.

JERICHA: Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

JERICHA: Praise Jesus.

JERICHA: Somebody pay the light bill.

JERICHA: Son, I can't take this kind of heat.

JERICHA: The Lord will provide another lamp. Praise Jesus.

Jericho Freeman.

Jericho, look, I'm sorry.

JERICHO: "Your check could not be processed.

JERICHO: Hey. Hey, Robert.

JERICHO: This is not a drill.

Jesus walked amongst the people.

Jesus, amen. As we walk in your glory.

Jet magazine said she used to fight in the Kumite.

Jim Crow and malt liquor couldn't.

John Stockton. "Pistol" Pete Maravich. Anybody.

Just 'cause they was talkin' about you.

Just 'cause you lived a long life,

Just a life of rap music and 40 ounces.

Just as soon as my FEMA check arrives.

Just don't smell the same

Just go to sleep.

Just got off the phone with FEMA

Just isn't there.

Just killing 'em in the streets:

Just let it go.

Just like if they don't want the police to pull them over,

Just like the picture, right?

Just one agonizing loss after another.

Just out here Rick Ross in' it, not loving them ho's.

Just shitted on our "Rags to Bitches" joint.

Just sitting around,

Just something to help get you going.

Just sometimes you gotta let 'em know

Just the coach believing in his players,

Just think of these two g****s...

Just tryin' to do the right thing

Just wanted to say thanks for the opportunity. It was great.

Just went above and beyond.

Just weren't surprised by anything he did anymore.

Just what is going on? Why have you kidnapped me?

Just, uh, kind of dribbling, we've seen

Keep going!

Keep your hand off that white girl.

Keeping everything just between us, you know?

Keeping the other kids off guard, still, uh

KELLY: Now, this here is just amazing.

KID: I'm going to get you.

KID: Mama, Cousin Granddad kicked me.

KID: We're going to New Orleans.

Kidnap and torture his ass. How about that?

Kidnapping? Uh I don't know, Riley.

KIDS: Throw it to me, throw that ball.

Kill him, Catcher. Do it!

Kills them both.

Kind of hot, right?

Kind of like one of them

King Kong ain't got nothing on me.

Kiss my ass, old ass ****a.

Kiss my ass, you little dick, faggot motherfucker.

Kissing other men.

Knocked me upside my head, right?

Know how many times I been called a ****** for free?

Know the story of Brenda Richie?

Know what I mean?

Know what I'm sayin'?

Know what I'm saying? That's me, though.

Know what I'm saying? White man can eat a dick.

Know what? Uh,

Knowing that this neighborhood's black residents

Kung fu wolf bitch to the crib.

Kupate, Kumatoo, Kumite,

Ladies and gentlemen,

Lady Liberty's got balls!

Large freshly popped popcorn, please. And lots of butter.

LARRY KING: We're back with my guest, columnist Ann Coulter.

Last but not least, we have a drug called ecstasy.

Last time I saw something this powerful

Last train to Faggotsville leaving in five minutes!

Last week in lunch, Riley says to a classmate:

Last week, right, I was in the strip club, right.

Last year, Butch was expelled

Last year, he became the first person

Last year, Terrence Kinsley,

Law enforcement sources have confirmed

Lead us to some breakfast then, ******. ****** What?

Lean with it, rock with it.

Leave 'em for dead and then hope for the very worst.

Leave Tom out of this.

Leaves him in the dust. Below knee dribbling.

Leaving in five minutes for that chocolate tunnel hole.

LEE'VIL: Mr. Weggie Rudlin.

LEEVIL: Rollo Goodlove.

LEEVIL: Silence!

Left with a case of hate poisoning, ****a.

Left. No, Prada.

LEONA RAY: Hey. What happened?

LEONA RAY: It wasn't much, but thank you.

LEONA RAY: What kind of mess is this?

Leopard print's all I could find.

Less likely to get in trouble with the law.

Let me ask you something.

Let me call you back.

Let me get that for you, homey.

Let me get this straight.

Let me go get y'all these coasters, right quick.

Let me reiterate. Don't do shit for the homeys.

Let me ride your bike real quick, bitch.

Let me show you how to do it.

Let me tell you something about Ann.

Let them all kiss all over me, and...

Let's clean this up.

Let's get into something brand new,

Let's get out of here quick. Y'all go first.

Let's get this party started.

Let's go check Madea's Bat Mitzvah.

Let's go get some fresh air.

Let's have a different set of rules for blacks...

Let's just go to the initiation.

Let's spend some man time together.

Let's whup this ****a's ass.

Let's, uh, go to the clip.

Let's...

Lethal Interjection moving next to your home.

Lethal Interjections is about rags to bitches, ****a.

Lifting up your T shirt.

Like a serious disappointment.

Like a superhero, killing white people?

Like diplomacy for a change?

Like everybody else.

Like Gangstalicious was kissing the other dude.

Like I got everything I can get out of that organization.

Like I said earlier. Eh heh. Yeah.

Like it's your fault, like you fucked up.

Like me, I stay shining, so who knows?

Like some of the passion

Like some screaming TRL groupie.

Like when a ****a steps up on your sneaker

Like, "Thelma done changed since she been free.

Like, a hundred times by now.

Like, not really all on his sack or nothing? Yeah.

Like, oh, my gosh.

Like...I was less than a person.

Lionel Richie's wife?

LIONEL: Don't

Listen to what this BET supporter had to say.

Listen, child, I can speak in colleges

Listen, don't even sweat that. Anything for the little homey.

Little Billy Mathews playing his first game

Little bitch.

Lives are at stake.

Living across the street from me. Shoot.

Living even for a few days as a black man

Local calls only on my phone, thank you.

Lock 'em up. Charge them with fraud.

Locusts and stuff.

Long story.

Look at all the Spanish women.

Look at BET.

Look at my face. Look at it.

Look at that bitch ass ****a limping off the floor.

Look at this

Look at this. I... wanna... go... home.

Look at this. This is a pamphlet.

Look at those sandals right there, dog.

Look here, old dog.

Look like y'all all going down.

Look out, look out, look out.

Look out, new message.

Look, boy,

Look, everybody lies.

Look, Granddad, I'm really worried about...

Look, guys, you asked me to take you in as slaves,

Look, I don't wanna be dick riding

Look, I even know all the new dances.

Look, Jericho, you're Robert's family,

Look, Mr. A Pimp Named Slickback...

Look, Robert, don't let the chrome rims fool you, okay?

Look. Granddad.

Look. Granddad.

Look. Look at this right here. Look, look.

Look. Look at this right here. Look, look.

Look. Okay, the moment you all been waiting for.

Looked even less African than she actually was.

Looking at the white girl is a foul.

Looking dipped in butter, shining and glistening?

Looks like everyone walked out. Something about a union.

Looks like it may have just enough

Looks like Riley is all up in her head,

Looks like we have a match up like we haven't seen

Lord have mercy. Tom, is you wearing a skirt?

Lord, Lord, Lord

Lord, she's got a big heart.

Love the vibrator.

Loved him.

Luckily, I hadn't gotten much darker in the last few years.

Lucky son of a bitch.

Luna, it's like the great Tae Bo master

Luna, this has gone far enough.

LUNA: Either of you make a sound,

LUNA: Hello?

LUNA: I found him.

LUNA: I was raised in a broken

LUNA: Oh, you're killing me.

LUNA: The Kumite is usually held

M may I sit down over there next to Riley?

Ma, I really need to call you back, please.

Ma... I ain't threaten no old people.

Mack, the ho's are supposed to be here at noon.

MACK: Say, baby girl. Hey, boo, check it out.

MACKTASTIC: That outfit is fly right there.

MACKTASTIC: Yeah. That'd be dope.

Made of bleach and sulfur.

Make it without your Granddaddy.

Make that G4 work, bitch,

Make them pay. Make them pay.

Makes you wish the whole team

Making it rain like Lil' Wayne out this motherfucker.

Making me uncomfortable.

Making passionate jungle love.

Man

MAN [ON TV]: And in Woodcrest tonight,

MAN [ON TV]: Okay, okay, here it is. What's up?

MAN [OVER TV]:

MAN [OVER TV]:

MAN [OVER TV]:

MAN 1: I ain't saying I like the Democrats. I don't.

MAN 1: Yeah, baby!

MAN 2: Do that shit.

MAN 2: Mm hm. They black.

MAN 2: ****a.

MAN 2: Punk ass, pussy ass ****a.

MAN 2: They sure did.

MAN 2: We gonna get you.

MAN 2: Yeah, reverend

Man, bitches love this Bluetooth shit. Changed my life.

Man, fuck that white ****a. That's your massa.

Man, fuck your mama.

Man, get the fuck out of here.

Man, grown up. They got little pictures of each one too

Man, how was we to know valet was parking cars on your yard?

Man, how we gonna eat?

Man, how would you like to be

Man, how'd it go? How'd that go?

Man, I can't hear nothing over Granddad's gay ass music.

Man, I don't know if I can take another three months.

Man, I don't know what you be talking about,

Man, I gotta find a way to get it

Man, I haven't talked to Cousin Jericho

Man, I says we murder that cracker.

Man, I seen it all

Man, I wanna go over there,

Man, I wish there was something I could do for 'em.

Man, I'd hate to see what you call losing.

Man, I'm about rags to bitches too.

Man, I'm telling you,

Man, just snatch him up,

Man, ****as, I can't stand them.

Man, ****as... Somebody get me out of here.

Man, Quinten just texted me. He say the ho's is en route.

Man, stop complaining.

Man, stop! This whole conversation is

Man, tell me you didn't think that was hot.

Man, that ending was hella cliché, Granddad.

Man, that hurt more than anything, you know?

Man, that's my shit right there. Man, I love that song.

Man, that's some old bullshit.

Man, the people were so inspired.

Man, there's snitches everywhere.

Man, they killed you.

Man, this dude is off the chain.

Man, this is gonna be weird.

Man, this is so wrong.

Man, Thugnificent ain't telling nobody

Man, to hell with this bullshit.

Man, we can't beat 'em. Not while she in the game.

Man, what we gonna eat?

Man, y'all ho's is trouble.

Man, you can take this piece of shit chain.

Man, you ever notice how white people sound when they get mad?

Man, you wanna be down with us?

MAN: Baby, baby, listen.

MAN: Damn, you get mail, ****a?

MAN: Damn.

MAN: Fuck you, you massa!

MAN: Get outta here. Go next door Psych. Come on in.

MAN: Good Catcha!

MAN: Good job, boy. Give him a biscuit.

MAN: I know.

MAN: I might hurt you. I might hurt you.

MAN: I think someone forgot to pay the bill, Weggie.

MAN: Know what I mean? All day, son.

MAN: Man, I'm having the best time ever.

MAN: Man, more women?

MAN: More bitches. Hey, call me Mr. Bitches.

MAN: Name.

MAN: Oh, my God Oh, no. Don't take your top off.

MAN: Okay, 20 seconds...

MAN: Okay, we're live in five, four, three...

MAN: Rapper Gangstalicious has been shot.

MAN: Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!

MAN: So Riley said the N word before you did that morning?

MAN: Sorry to bother you, Mistress Leevil,

MAN: Sounds good to me.

MAN: Suck that dick!

MAN: They do, they do. They do sound like that, don't they?

MAN: This is a Channel 5 News update.

MAN: This is about things

MAN: Uh, no, not me. Uh uh.

MAN: Video hoes!

MAN: Wait, what's Spanish for breasts?

MAN: What the devil?

MAN: What's the problem?

MAN: Yeah, yeah. Beat his ass.

MAN: You're the Harvard man.

Man. I can't wait for ****as to start hating. I can't wait.

Man. Just tell the truth. You gay?

Many people mistake me for being n****

Marching with Dr. Martin Luther King.

Massa gonna smack her.

MASTER: Flawless victory.

MASTER: Luna wins.

Master. Oh, this is an unexpected pleasure.

Matter of fact, I had a song called,

Matter of fact, we might have to move Riley

Matter of fact, you about to get a lesson in fundamentals.

May I call you Tom?

May I say your dookie smells like sparkling ice water.

May white God bless you, Robert.

May white God bless you, Robert.

Maybe even a job.

Maybe I don't.

Maybe I should go out and put rims...

Maybe I should leave.

Maybe I should make a phone call.

Maybe I'll get to bed early tonight.

Maybe I'll take me one of them tests.

Maybe if someone talk to him about sex,

Maybe it wouldn't kill y'all to do a little bit of work.

Maybe just for a little while?

Maybe MTV will come to your house,

Maybe she's still talking to her friend.

Maybe something crawled up my ass and died, man.

Maybe the guest room.

Maybe they can get on that "Homeys Over Ho's" remix.

Maybe this is some crazy, sick kind of misunderstanding.

Maybe you should go see a therapist.

Maybe you would like a demonstration?

MC BOOTY B: The world wasn't ready for gay rappers back then.

MC BOOTY B: Will hip hop ever accept an outwardly gay rapper?

McDonald's can co finance.

Me and Gangstalicious been homeys for a minute.

Me and my boy have suffered tremendous unspecified mental

Me and my family, we don't have much,

Me and Puffy having dinner at the Chateau.

Me too.

Me too.

Mean I gotta look like Buck Rogers,

Meanwhile, I couldn't shake the feeling

Mel Gibson isn't Scottish.

Mercedes, Versace, white women. ******s, ******s, ******s.

Message to Usher.

Mind your damn business.

Miss Elderberry was talking about Cindy's mom.

Mistress Leevil, since BET came into existence,

Mistress Leevil, the new slogans are ready for your approval.

Mistress Leevil, we got one thing to report, a'ight?

Mm hm

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm. I can make it over there later.

Mm hm. It was us. Think about it.

Mm hm. Mmm.

Mm hm. Nothing like the open road. Seeing the country.

Mm hm. That's nice.

Mm hm. We got a problem here. Requesting backup.

Mm hm. We were concerned to hear

Mm hm. We were concerned to hear

Mm hm. You You know, Huey, you right.

Mm hm. You see, girl?

Mm mm, I can't do it, Granddad,

Mm mm.

Mm mm.

Mm mm.

Mm mm. Mm mm.

Mm mm. That shit ain't happening.

Mm, not that it matters,

Mm, that's good But, uh But you can't afford it.

Mm! Wow, so she's on my friends list?

Mm?

Mm. Hm!

Mm. Hope you got air conditioning.

Mm...

Mmm, that's a tough one.

Mmm. But maybe I'll think about it.

Mmm. Gangstalicious sure does send you a lot of free stuff.

Mmm. Uh...

Mo'Nique. It's very important

Mohammad walked amongst the people.

Mommy. Can I call you back, please, Ma?

Money over a ho, always.

More and more,

More like 34 years. Could be 40.

Morehouse. They ought to call it Lesshouse.

Motherfucked!

Motherfucker done shot me.

Motherfucker.

Motherfucking stupid ass bitch.

Move it, move it, hurry. Get on.

Move out of my way, fat boy.

Move the hell out of my way.

Move, ****a.

Moving mad rock all day,

Mr

Mr. Bitches hitting the clubs all night long.

Mr. Bitches is back on the scene. Ha, ha, ha.

Mr. Charlie decided who better to catch a ****a

Mr. DuBois! Fuck your court, ****a!

Mr. DuBois?

Mr. Freeman,

Mr. Freeman,

Mr. Freeman, what makes a man

Mr. Freeman. Stolen.

Mr. Freeman...

Mr. Petto claims the version of "******" ending in "ger"

Mrs. Von Hausen,

Ms. Luna let her girlfriend

MTV did five years ago, and make them black.

Much better than the last place. Praise Jesus.

Multimillion dollar major label deal,

Must be that Harvard humor. Faggot ass faggot.

Must be, like, the 10th time.

Must have been some asshole told you that story, boy.

My ass!

My bad. You go ahead and leave.

My ball sack, my ball sack! Ah!

My bed ain't the only bed up in here.

My bike!

My bloody ski mask with detergent

My body ain't made to handle a stun gun.

My brigade is nearby.

My Catcher Freeman story better than all y'alls.

My cousin, Elliot, in California

My dad had it appraised. He said it was worthless.

My diabetes been acting up again.

My dignity is sucked away.

My family was handling this particular

My favorite movies are Gone with the Wind

My friend Nicole says it's men like you, Robert,

My friends warned me that there were weirdoes on MySpace.

My granddad patched things up with this woman."

My granddad recently discovered online dating.

My grandpops would be tripping, man.

My guests this evening are Reverend Rollo Goodlove:

My Harvard educated president of entertainment,

My house is your house. All is yours.

My lamp.

My long ass, sorry, motherfucking goddamn life.

My mama didn't name "Ahhh. "

My mama wouldn't even see Light It Up.

My motherfucking leg. Leg, uh

My name is A Pimp Named Slickback.

My name is A Pimp Named Slickback.

My name is Reverend Rollo Goodlove.

My name is Uncle Ruckus, and I will be ****** sitting

My name is Weggie Rudlin.

My name's Catcher. Catcher Freeman.

My ****a, I watch BET every day, feel me?

My plan was to get to the projector room

My retirement, the 401(k),

My sweet Luna.

My test results. Can you hear my heart beating?

My Thugnificent taste and sensibilities.

MySpace?

N no wine, then?

Nah, baby, I I'm not talking to you.

Nah, baby, I'm still here.

Nah, you ain't crazy.

Nah. I think maybe Huey's right.

Nah. ****a, you sure?

Named after a white man.

Named Bobby, Robby and Ricky.

Named Butch Magnus Milosovic, talked to us

Named Slickback.

Nappy headed ho's.

Nate "Doggity" Dogg, on the hook.

Needs Rollo Goodlove.

Neither have you. I don't know, Granddad.

Never could understand how a sister

Never heard such bullshit in all my life.

New Thugnificent, "Eff Granddad,"

NEWSCASTER [ON TV]: We've been showing it all day,

Next is a test of courage.

Next month, we're gonna have our first awards show

Next thing you know,

Next time, I talk first.

Next, they'll be throwing white kids in jail

Next.

Nice move, Granddad.

NICOLE: Hello? Hello?

NICOLE: You got him, girl?

****a moments can happen to any black man at any time.

****a, get your black ass out of here.

****a, get your black ass outta here.

****a, get your black ass outta here.

****a, get your black ass outta here.

****a, get your black ass outta here.

****a, get your black ass outta here.

****a, get your black ass outta here.

****a, hush. You're living under my roof now.

****a, I don't give a fuck.

****a, I was in bed.

****a, I'm about to clear all this shit out. Ha ha.

****a, is you crazy? Heh heh.

****a, is you gonna give it back?"

****a, my name is Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus.

****a, you ain't even supposed to know how to read.

****a, you ain't no Denzel.

****a, you bullshitting. Break yourself, ****a."

****a, you gave us permission to have that party.

****a, you gay.

****a, you gay. That's gay.

****a, you gay. You gay. Y'all ****as are gay.

****a, you just hating, feel me?

****a, you know that wasn't no chain. That was a necklace.

****a, you trying to get off the plantation

****a, you've been begging me

****a. ? You done crossed the line ?

****as are shootin'? Hey!

****as couldn't appreciate shit, so they kept running away.

****as is just gonna be ****as.

****as jumping up and down with candy canes,

****as was passed out by then.

******, you can't ground me.

NIQUE: Believe that.

NIQUE: Boy, that Flavor Flav crazy.

NIQUE: Damn.

NIQUE: Ha, ha. Oh, shit, ****a.

NIQUE: Hotter than the devil pissin'.

No I just fucking with you, dawg.

No charges were filed.

No colored liquid or people are allowed to board a plane.

No doubt in my mind.

No ho ho ho. Lionel Richie's ex wife.

No hope on this, and the ball goes straight up And in!

No interrogations.

No mention of Usher.

No more ******. Nuh Uh uh.

No more of that damn street ball hot dogging

No need for the "mister. "

No ****a, no nyukka,

No one can stand in my way of destroying black people.

No one is available to take your call.

No problem.

No reason? That man was a psycho.

No relation.

No snitching.

No snitching.

No technology is worth my dignity.

No teenager in the world would babysit us now.

No way.

No way. I just...

No, but driving under the influence of alcohol

No, but it ain't look like you won.

No, for real, ****a. Look.

No, girl. That's not at all what I was gonna say.

No, I don't think we should use the word,

No, I don't wanna hear no more of your made up stories.

No, I don't wanna talk later on, motherfucker.

No, I m Well, I mean, yeah, that too.

No, I really don't.

No, I said...

No, I'll have to call them back.

No, it is not.

No, Massa, no!

No, no I I mean, you know I mean, you know

No, no, give me the whole starting five.

No, no, I'm sick of this shit. I'm trying to squash it, right?

No, no, no, I'm still here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. I know how it go down.

No, no, no, wait, wait.

No, no, no.

No, no.

No, no. We still waiting.

No, not me. Mm mm.

No, Riley, no!

No, see, I'm not that kind of doctor.

No, thank you.

No, that don't count. That's a do over.

No, them ****as don't get no dinner. Just Lunch...

No, this ****a didn't.

No, this ****a didn't.

No, you are gonna eat with the family, boy.

No, you didn't.

No, you don't have to bribe me. Ha. I'm just looking out.

No, you haven't. I have so.

No, you lying black bitch! That wasn't a week.

No, you wasn't, I seen you with my own eye.

No!

No!

No!

No! Everyone calm down.

No! Excuse me!

No! I said, no.

No! Stop trying to bribe me. I'm not for sale.

No! You tricked me!

No! You tricked me.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Everything's okay, Nicole.

No. I haven't seen him since dinner.

No. I'm not gonna fight you. I'm grounding you.

No. Mistress Lee'vil, please.

No. Please, no.

No. Please. No!

No. The answer is no!

No. They're just playing checkers.

No. Wake up.

No. We air this shit because we despise our audience.

Nobody can say they got one over on your granddaddy.

Nobody even called the cops, they all just went home.

Nobody likes you, Huey,

Nobody outside this room has been paid for months.

Nobody really knows why Catcha

Nobody wants you but me.

None for me, thanks.

None of that garbage. Just stick to the point.

None of that story is true.

None of your damn business.

Nope, it's Catcher Freeman. Yippee! Come on.

Nope, nope, nope. You don't get any.

Nope. Can't do that anymore.

Not a big deal?

Not a damn thing.

Not a good look?

Not after what happened last time.

Not an usher. Usher. He's a singer.

Not at all, Tom.

Not because her dad

Not callin' her a bitch would be disrespectful to you.

Not even a Macintosh.

Not even the abbreviated "my nig." None.

Not everyone is in support of the boycott.

Not exactly kickboxing, but it's kind of similar.

Not just any white man. A district employee.

Not just give 'em money, but actually do something.

Not me, bitch. You.

Not right now.

Not Riley. Maybe there's another explanation.

Not since you asked me about 20 minutes ago, Robert.

Not that I'm pole jocking or nothing.

Not that we want the kids to carry guns or nothing,

Not the lamp. No.

Not the vase. No!

Not to get it twisted.

Not without a fight.

Nothin'.

Nothing in the e mail.

Nothing. Absolute pure air, folks

Nothing. That's what I thought.

Nothing. Uh...

Now Now, that's what I like to see.

Now could you, baby? Oh, heh heh.

Now each of y'all want 300,000, huh.

Now hush and pay attention.

Now I got the video chat.

Now I gotta spend all my damn money

Now let me finish the story.

Now let's go back to my ****a on the floor.

Now let's make it rain.

Now look at you: bitchless.

Now please continue, Tom.

Now put this meat loaf and gravy under your shirt.

Now sit your black asses back

Now the ****a can get some bass in his voice.

Now Thugnificent has a new

Now you're gonna get your little narrow, high yellow ass

Now, 'Licious, you've got the hit song

Now, approach Taboo,

Now, are ya? Go on, save New Orleans.

Now, as you know, we've had some home invasions recently.

Now, before you start hating,

Now, Billy is autistic but he sure loves basketball.

Now, brothers and sisters,

Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hating on Riley

Now, Ed.

Now, here's my rap demo.

Now, I I know we've all had our problems with Massa,

Now, I have put up with this for long enough.

Now, I have set the table for change.

Now, I know it's hard

Now, I say that because

Now, I think it's wrong for anybody to use the word

Now, I'm I'm sorry I had to speak at you so sternly,

Now, I'm telling you, now.

Now, if you think ****as is worthless and lazy today,

Now, if you visit the Freemans

Now, in his strategic brilliance,

Now, it's date night and you know the rules.

Now, just remember what you represent

Now, let me borrow your car.

Now, let's get one more picture.

Now, listen, I'm holding a rally downtown tomorrow, brother.

Now, looks, before we kills Massa,

Now, move the hell out of my way.

Now, Mrs. Wong, let me ask you a question.

Now, my message

Now, now, we ain't gonna do no shit like that.

Now, now, we won't have any of that. Just calm down.

Now, now. You ain't got to start all that apologizing

Now, old man, we feel like

Now, remember, none of this was your fault.

Now, right over here,

Now, Riley, I want you to know

Now, Riley, there's never a place

Now, Robert, now. Just hit him with anything.

Now, Ruckus, that's crazy.

Now, see, for example, let's look at music.

Now, see, when I shine,

Now, she's gonna help you learn how to

Now, she's gonna think I'm just another trick.

Now, somebody gonna pay.

Now, sometimes you'll find her an apartment.

Now, stop that! Slave masters have feelings too.

Now, that is one sharp, sexy, white woman.

Now, that's an ending.

Now, that's enough.

Now, the first Soul Plane was funny.

Now, the first thing you should know about me

Now, the rest of you, get a crew.

Now, the vest isn't actually bulletproof, correct?

Now, these two comedy writers

Now, this aquatic adventure park

Now, this deal includes damages to the Freemans,

Now, this don't make no sense.

Now, this here is the orange flavored drink

Now, this one here is dedicated

Now, this right here is what I like to call my bitch tank,

Now, this right here is where I grew up.

Now, this shit right here,

Now, Tobias was madly in love with young Thelma.

Now, Tom, I hope you can appreciate

Now, wait a minute.

Now, we demand the school offer an apology to Riley Freeman,

Now, what do you say, huh?

Now, what in the Sam Hill are you ?

Now, what's wrong with you? Why the long face?

Now, where was you at 11:00 last night, huh? Huh?!

Now, where were we?

Now, who makes the rules?

Now, you know I'm all about getting my paper.

Now, you know, I don't hate old people.

Now, you listen here, you little bitch.

Now, you pulled into the garage and went into the house at 9:15?

Now, you put that away, boy.

Now, you said you learned all that stuff in Harvard?

Now, you say what you want,

Now, you see something.

Now, you stop that right now.

Now, you're gonna tell me who stole my car

Now... tell me, if you would,

Nowhere for 'em to call home.

Number one, this is the most ridic

Observe.

Of a perfectly logical black man

Of all the not gay ****as in the whole universe.

Of an MTV reality show, well,

Of belonging to a crew, ****a.

Of Black Entertainment Television.

Of Confederate Colonel George Lynchwater,

Of course I don't.

Of course I know about Catcher Freeman.

Of course I know about Catcher Freeman.

Of course I've heard of you.

Of course we're allowed to.

Of course you ain't gay, man.

Of course you got a date, Granddad.

Of course, it's all abstract,

Of course. You didn't go to Harvard.

Of entertainment at BET.

Of giving Billy his own sneaker.

Of Hurricane Katrina with our lives.

Of Katrinian refugees to Woodcrest.

Of my entire life.

Of the Catholic Church.

Of the last six or seven years.

Of the man who risked everything for justice...

Of the motion picture industry.

Of the network shutting down, nor of ritual suicide.

Of the selfish versus the lazy.

Of the Woodcrest School District headquarters

Of this controversy. Let me ask you,

Of Thugnificent's record label.

Of wine will kill you.

Of your hunger strike. How you feeling?

Off each other's heads,

Off the table.

Officer, did you hear that? Did you hear him confess?

Officer, I'm not finished.

Officer, I'm sorry.

Oh Oh, my God.

Oh Oh, that? That's just the television.

Oh ho ho ho, no. There's no turning back now.

Oh ho ho ho, no. There's no turning back now.

Oh ho, shit.

Oh ho. Gotta hurt.

Oh no, this mizzle didn't.

Oh, absolutely.

Oh, Air Marshal 50 Cent.

Oh, all right, all right. I get the point.

Oh, all the things that they done

Oh, am I right or am I right?

Oh, and 15 wolves.

Oh, and I need another math guy.

Oh, boy, you look mad. I'm scared now.

Oh, but Mr. Charlie stayed one step ahead, don't he?

Oh, but that poor, little, sweet girl didn't get far.

Oh, but there's more, my ****a.

Oh, by the way, Robert, I, um

Oh, Catcher.

Oh, Colonel Lynchwater's.

Oh, come back here!

Oh, come on, Ed,

Oh, come on, Granddad.

Oh, come on, you n Nincompoop.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. What are you gonna do?

Oh, drink fine wines. But not anymore.

Oh, excuse you, little lady.

Oh, for some reason, he left her standing there.

Oh, great, you got one of those

Oh, he's got the look on his face.

Oh, he's so gangster.

Oh, hello there, Miss Matheson

Oh, hey, hey, Mom.

Oh, hey, shorty.

Oh, hi. Ha ha.

Oh, ho, ho, he came up out that water like Jason

Oh, hold on, I know what he said.

Oh, how about, her breath is so stank

Oh, hurry up. I'm trying to do it big.

Oh, hush, boy, I ain't got time for that.

Oh, hush, boy. I can rap.

Oh, hush, boy. You ain't even see it.

Oh, I I get it. Okay, well, I don't have no cash on me now,

Oh, I can see it now.

Oh, I didn't say she was cheating

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I find it so romantic.

Oh, I had insurance.

Oh, I knew it. A gay grandson.

Oh, I remember those proud days

Oh, I think men who are comfortable with their bodies

Oh, I was hoping I would catch you up in here

Oh, I'm gonna escape all right.

Oh, I'm gonna take it easy on you, Rain Man.

Oh, I'm watchin', all right.

Oh, it sure feel good to be white again.

Oh, it'll be great. The more the merrier.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, Jesus. My motherfuck

Oh, look what we have here.

Oh, lookie here, this is Cousin Jericho.

Oh, Lord help me,

Oh, Lord, child.

Oh, Lord! Why has thou forsaken me?

Oh, Lord.

Oh, Lordy Lord, my date.

Oh, Lordy Lord.

Oh, man,

Oh, man, same shit.

Oh, man! What are we supposed to do now?

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. I can't believe this shit.

Oh, man. Respect, little partner.

Oh, man. Y'all up here doing it real big and shit, huh.

Oh, Massa.

Oh, me and Robert patched things up.

Oh, my God, girl. I am so sorry.

Oh, my God, he's so awesome.

Oh, my God, this is crazy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Stop.

Oh, my God. What should we do? Games, hula hooping, Hot Wheels?

Oh, my goodness, some black people are crazy.

Oh, my goodness, the man is crazy.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my Lord!

Oh, my. No, honey, don't sing. Not again.

Oh, my. You know, I I should hang you

Oh, my. You know, I I should hang you

Oh, nah. They got tons of money. Shoot. Hm.

Oh, ****a, that was just entertainment.

Oh, no, ******.

Oh, no, no, Massa Colonel, I wasn't

Oh, no, no. You got any Thunderbird?

Oh, no, sweetie.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Mm mm, mm mm.

Oh, no. N

Oh, no. The Kumite is real.

Oh, no. These are not complete strangers. This is family.

Oh, no. We We can't fuck with the song now.

Oh, nothing. Hilarity just ensued, that's all.

Oh, now you worried about how you're gonna

Oh, now you're homeys? Yesterday, he was a punk.

Oh, of course. Now I get it.

Oh, oh Oh, my gosh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. What a surprise.

Oh, oh. Wow, we're rich!

Oh, okay, okay, cool.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Ahem. Cool.

Oh, okay. Here's a novel idea:

Oh, okay. I see what this is.

Oh, one more of those and Young Reezy is out of here.

Oh, please, Jesus. Oh, Lord. Wha ?

Oh, praise the Lord.

Oh, right. Oh, Larry, Larry.

Oh, Robert, would you do that for us?

Oh, Ruckus, stop. This is all in your damn head.

Oh, Sarah, you hit the table.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. You keep talking, I'm gonna give you a Category 7.

Oh, shoot, he's fast! Watch out!

Oh, so from now on, we're supposed to stop him

Oh, so now you wanna make this

Oh, so that's what practice is for.

Oh, so we just lazy refugees, huh?

Oh, stop being insecure.

Oh, sure, he ugly as hell on the face,

Oh, sure.

Oh, sweet Jesus!

Oh, that Ann Coulter sure pulled your card, didn't she?

Oh, that's crazy.

Oh, that's crazy. What's so funny?

Oh, that's long, baby. But that's the style, right?

Oh, the humanity. Upside his head.

Oh, the white man science is amazing, ain't it?

Oh, the white woman's got a big heart.

Oh, they go there. They party.

Oh, this is a pretty house.

Oh, this is crazy. Colored folks are something.

Oh, this is nothing. He's just getting started.

Oh, Tom!

Oh, Tom!

Oh, two shows. Hm.

Oh, uh Heh heh.

Oh, um, this is, uh... Tom.

Oh, wait, wait. Let me guess.

Oh, we gonna show that ****a just who crazy.

Oh, we gotta talk about the team name too.

Oh, we're gonna reach out, all right.

Oh, well. At least I got that crazy bitch out of my house.

Oh, well. If you don't wanna laugh.

Oh, what sad times these are

Oh, what? What, you got some more sad songs, huh?

Oh, with the mean old man?

Oh, wonderful.

Oh, yeah, I saw it on the news. Looked like American Idol to me.

Oh, yeah, look at ya.

Oh, yeah, look out.

Oh, yeah, your dream.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! Here comes the pain.

Oh, yeah! I'm going back.

Oh, yeah? Me and Thelma are gonna marry,

Oh, yeah? Well, fuck you, old ass ****a.

Oh, yeah? You gonna tell him

Oh, yeah. Heh heh heh.

Oh, yeah. Me and Fidel go way back.

Oh, yeah. They did that song, "Eff Granddad." That was hot.

Oh, yeah. We unionized.

Oh, yeah. Your granddaddy ain't falling

Oh, yes, brothers. This is a great victory.

Oh, yes, definitely. Definitely, Kelly.

Oh, you ain't getting out of here.

Oh, you are gonna be a very rich man, son.

Oh, you are gonna be a very rich man, son.

Oh, you mean the Fidel Castro, Jay Z birthday party lie?

Oh, you mean when they stripped you naked

Oh, you running?

Oh, you're right.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Ahhh!

Oh! It's so hot!

Oh! Let me serve this, ****a, you hear me?

Oh! Wait! Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Are you sure?

Oh. Hell, no, this motherfucker gonna

Oh. Hell, no. You think I like going out there

Oh. Help me.

Oh. I'm never gonna get married.

Oh. Mm hm.

Oh. No, no, no, little baby doll.

Oh. Oh, Jesus.

Oh. Oh. Oh!

Oh. That Larry David is something else. Whoo!

Oh. Well. Quiet down,

Oh. What's wrong?

Oh. Whoa, looks like he could have used

Oh. Why is the backside cut out?

Oh. You mean how you was crying and everything

Oh. You think that'll make 'em pay us?

Oh...

Oh...

Ohh.

Ohh...

Okay

Okay Ow!

Okay, and public relations?

Okay, everybody, look alive now. Here's our chance.

Okay, first of all, ain't nobody talking

Okay, gang. Keep your eyes open.

Okay, guess there's no need of me

Okay, guys, look. Look.

Okay, I'm black.

Okay, I'm going to start this story from the beginning.

Okay, I'm reloaded!

Okay, it's just that I'm not rich. At all.

Okay, let me get this right, now.

Okay, let's talk about some new shows.

Okay, okay, check it out.

Okay, one more.

Okay, see now. You're a hater.

Okay, so all that other stuff was gay.

Okay, um, Frank.

Okay, welcome back, little lambs.

Okay, you passed.

Okay?

Okay? I know you are. I mean...

Okay? Sweetest Taboo, you are in rare form.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right, here we go.

Okay. Hallelujah. Mission accomplished.

Okay. He said just keep filming.

Okay. Hee hee.

Okay. I gotta use the bathroom anyway.

Okay. I guess I'll just, um...

Okay. I wanna start with Ann.

Okay. Let's hear the story one more time.

Okay. Okay, fine. Damn.

Okay. Okay, we get it.

Okay. Ready?

Okay. So, what do we do first?

Okay. That was very sucky, Tom.

Okay. We can beat this.

On a bucket of popcorn.

On my yard and ruining my lawn?

On some faraway mysterious island.

On the fate of an elementary school teacher

On the Freeman family

On the monosyllabic demographic.

On the train to Fagsville? Absolutely.

On the, um, pocket.

On two and three syllable words, man?

On your bitch ass, ****a.

Once you pop the Cris,

One Family's Struggle for Justice and Freedom.

One legend said Catcha could actually talk to the dogs.

One man's ego? Sad. Good luck.

One of the poorest and toughest towns in the country.

One of the teens reportedly told police:

One of them was smiling.

One of those no nonsense British super nannies.

One problem black people have with snitching

Only a few days into the arrival

Only one darky, Tobias, had the decency

Only stealing and shooting I wanna see

Ooh wee, your mama does cocaine when she thinks nobody around.

Ooh, a fake pass behind his head,

Ooh, a little finger roll there.

Ooh, another two points.

Ooh, boy.

Ooh, have mercy.

Ooh, I ain't listening to you.

Ooh, I bet this bitch got some knock, huh?

Ooh, in one, volume six right there.

Ooh, Lord.

Ooh, Luna. That means no.

Ooh, no wonder they ride his nuts so hard.

Ooh, that ****a caught it.

Ooh, this is good. This is really gonna get her.

Ooh, this is uncomfortable.

Ooh, this place is filthy.

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh. Damn.

Ooh. I got an idea.

Ooh. I got the cross, the cross spin.

Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. What, girl? How his friend look?

Oops, never mind.

Open for what?

Open for what?

Open his home to complete strangers?

Or "S word" instead of saying the actual S word.

Or a silent "P" at the beginning of it,

Or a young sister in the strip club

Or am I?

Or any other racially insensitive words.

Or are you just a big old fan of Winnie the Pooh?

Or as I like to call it, a "Hoe wards" show.

Or at least very seriously injured.

Or did y'all miss it because he wasn't speaking in baboon?

Or die trying.

Or die trying.

Or for themselves.

Or grown up girls and shit?

Or his Tims, ****a.

Or I might have to start stripping.

Or I pay for her hotel room.

Or I'm gonna die...

Or I'm gonna get my belt or a 2 by 4

Or just download it from the Internet

Or maybe I'm using my stupid sitcom

Or nothing, you know.

Or put in a...book.

Or rapping. Or rapping about selling crack.

Or somethin' like that, you know.

Or the first ****a to pole vault?

Or we be flipping them burgers at Wendy's, my ****a.

Or when you're on the phone.

Or, uh, I'm, uh

Or...

Or...yes.

Orange Aid. With vitamin C.

Our leader, Bob Johnson, had a dream

Our message will get to the people.

Our motto is: Neighbors watching neighbors.

Our no refunds policy.

Our research says we need to be focusing

Out here slipping. You know, I ain't gotta say which one.

Out of here, n****" land.

Out on a ****a, this T shirt

Out their damn mind.

Out to the garage, and that's all there is to it.

Out.

Outta that song.

Over calling a student the N word.

Over corporate greed.

Over the last five decades is sucked away.

Over to Riley,

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Hey.

Ow. Ah.

Paid too much money for my house. Funny ass music.

Parents gotta choose between food and clothes

Part of this story?

Pass this bag of chips around.

Passed away very suddenly while working out.

Passes to his teammate, up, and good.

Password is "Usher. " Here we go.

Peace? Peace? Peace.

Peace.

Peace. Homeys over ho's.

Pearl necklaces.

Peekaboo.

Peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades,

People are looking. ? When you feel cold?

People have to sacrifice themselves,

People say the key to fixing the problems of n****es

People say there's no difference between the races.

People walking around

PERCY: Ah, man, shut your punk ass up.

PERCY: We don't like to see that. That makes us work harder.

PERCY: We don't like to see that. That makes us work harder.

Perhaps if we didn't have dial up.

Personal grooming, hygiene, facials,

Personally, I like jazz and gospel

Personnel, how are we fucking up ****as' money?

Pfft. About as funny as a lynching.

Pfft. You probably made that up.

Phew.

Phew.

Pictures? Yes, I'll take a dozen 8 by 10.

Pigs got the fuck up outta here.

Player, player. Get to the clubs.

Playing PlayStation all day.

Please do not bring AK 47s onto the plane.

Please take one. Pass it

Please, order. People, calm down.

Please, people!

Please, we gotta get one more. Look at that one.

Please, when you hit him,

Please.

Please. I've seen that raggedy piece of shit house.

Please. Let the kids go. I'll take responsibility.

Plus a very generous donation

Plus, he had like 300 ho's. He ain't had just no Thelma.

Plus, I heard the ****a's hard to get at too.

Plus, there's a writer's strike.

Point is, we won.

Police knew Granddad wasn't robbin' the houses

Police responded to an assault call on Timid Deer Lane.

Polo? ******s got to that.

Poor little kid.

Poor them. Why don't they take their homeless asses home?

Poor white man.

Poor you. You have to share a room with him.

Possessed by an evil spirit strapped to a bed upstairs.

Possessed or not, you gonna fix my damn house.

Power to the people?

Power to the people?

President over there killing black folk.

Pretty good sized room.

Pretty soon people gonna be calling me gay.

Pricks, shit. Shit, shit, shit.

Probably has someone secretly working as an informant.

Probably have to start selling crack.

Probably just ran out of toiler paper again.

Probably made him up too.

Probably shouldn't be using the same bathroom.

Probably started out charitable.

Proof of Non Residence Form 3595 768 5."

Proper way to say that sentence is:

Property to their respective owners during slavery.

Property was stolen,

Props all around.

Prove it.

Provided darkies all over the South

Psht. No.

Punching me in my stomach.

Punk, old pussy ass man.

Purple Speedo? That's gay.

Put the grenade away and go home.

Put the motherfuckers on, ****a. Tell me what time it is

Put this pot roast in your pants, or you ain't eating.

Put your hands up, white folks,

Putting strippers' asses in the faces of our children.

Quiet Storm here has been monitoring

Quinten's ho's is always en route.

Racial incident quite well.

Rags to Bitches.

Rags to Bitches.

Rags to Bitches.

Ran for president twice in the '90s,

Rap beef, ****a. Punk ass motherfucker.

Rap songs that use the word "****a" in a positive way.

Rappers often depend on fashion lines to make money.

Rappers tend to snitch on themselves a lot.

Read, ****a, read!

Reading excerpts from her amazing new best selling book,

Ready for the protest, man?

Really thick and heavy like, you know what I mean?

Really?

Really?

Really? Even Light It Up?

Really? You get all that with gay?

Reason to believe you are suffering

Recently, a rash of elderly assaults

Record executive Johnny Guinness

Reestablish dominance at home.

Regarding excessive noise,

Relax, brother. It's all part of the plan.

Release the child. You're choking him.

Remember the dream I had?

Remember the first day I showed up, I asked,

Remember to hit the bitch.

Remember when Kenny said soon? Remember when Jamal said soon?

Remember when you asked us

Remember, we crew!

Removing an evil ****a spirit from a n**** is

RENEE: And how did it make you feel?

RENEE: And what to did he say specifically to you?

RENEE: Riley Freeman is a third grade student

Repeat after me the holy phrase:

Reported hearing a loud explosion.

REPORTER [ON TV]: And Black Entertainment Television

REPORTER: Is it true that you hate poor black people?

Representing Terra Belle, Georgia, you know?

Residents of New Orleans' Lower Ninth Ward

Respect it, man.

Restitution. Look at your brother.

Reverend Goodlove, it was amazing.

Ride it out, ****a.

Ridiculous fuckin' headsets.

Right across the street.

Right across, I'm gonna put a club.

Right after the flood, so I showed up.

Right here, baby! Yeah!

Right on time.

Right when they get to the door, ****a

Right, right. And, Stinkmeaner, I bet you hate rap music.

Right.

Right.

RILEY [SOBBING]: No.

Riley Freeman will talk.

Riley has gone from sugar

Riley now on defense, coming up behind, and

Riley out there, he goes around the defender

Riley up again

Riley up, now two defenders.

Riley, attack the basket! Go!

Riley, he's gay. It's really not that big a deal.

Riley, hurry up.

Riley, I started this team because when I was younger,

Riley, is there anything you can't do, ****a?

Riley, let the chain go.

Riley, please. Stop the showboating.

Riley, shoot. Why won't he shoot the ball?

Riley, stop!

Riley, this is it.

Riley, this is the cool part. Enjoy the story.

Riley, two defenders on him,

Riley, what's up, little man?

Riley, who did this?

Riley, you could be a superstar one day.

Riley, you're an hour late to practice.

Riley, you've got to calm down.

RILEY: And that's when one of them dudes

RILEY: As soon as I woke up, I knew who took my chain.

RILEY: Come on, Big Bird,

RILEY: Come on, Granddad.

RILEY: Heh heh heh.

RILEY: Hey, hold up. Where y'all going?

RILEY: Hey. Bitch Magnus.

RILEY: How you gonna drop the gun, Gangstalicious?!

RILEY: I didn't even mean to.

RILEY: I'm saying, you ain't have to ruin my shirt like that.

RILEY: It was a big day for my homey, Thugnificent,

RILEY: It's Jericho Freeman.

RILEY: It's so cool.

RILEY: Know what? It's still better

RILEY: Man, hold up, hold up.

RILEY: Man, I already know what happened next.

RILEY: Oh, come on, Granddad. Hold it.

RILEY: Oh, is it over?

RILEY: Oh, man, he sold the crew out for a script?

RILEY: Oh, man, he sold the crew out for a script?

RILEY: Oh, man. From the beginning?

RILEY: Oh, no, don't go in there, Catcha.

RILEY: Oh, the ****a blocked the bullet with his handcuffs.

RILEY: Otherwise known as "One Punch" Butch.

RILEY: Put your pants up.

RILEY: See, this search engine hooks it up

RILEY: Shh! Dang, Granddad, I'm trying to hear the story.

RILEY: That ****a lying.

RILEY: We let them ****as stay here,

RILEY: What the ?

RILEY: What's wrong with the street?

Riley! Hey, Riley, look, man,

Riley! Riley! Get back on D.

Riley. Riley, I'm going to the store.

Riley. That's the whole point

Riley's got some pepper of his own out there, folks.

Riley's got the ball back again, charges.

Riley's teacher called him a ******.

Ringside at the championship fight? Mm mm.

Robert Freeman, a local resident here,

Robert Freeman!

Robert Freeman.

Robert Freeman. You know him, right?

Robert Jebediah Freeman

Robert Jebediah Freeman, Riley's grandfather,

Robert, all the phones are dead.

Robert, did you just touch a white woman?

Robert, wait. Robert.

Robert, you remember the family, don't you?

Robert, you shouldn't have.

Robert!

Robert. Oh, my God.

Robert. Oh, my God.

Rollo Goodlove? What's that two bit hustler doin'?

ROLLO: And

ROLLO: Brothers and sisters.

ROLLO: But, as a Wal Mart employee,

ROLLO: Even this non legal immigrant worker

ROLLO: Mm hm. The same. Hm. Glory.

ROLLO: Motherfucker, that's my line.

ROLLO: These are the poor. These are the forgotten.

ROLLO: You getting thick back there.

Rollo.

Rollo's perm's not even righted.

Roots.

Roots. Roots. Roots.

Roots. You know, Roots.

Roscoe Patterson's lynching was funny.

Ruckus, I should kick in your damn jaw for telling lies.

Ruckus, no!

Ruckus, we have a saying at BET:

Ruckus, what are we doing here?

Ruckus, you make a very compelling argument.

RUCKUS: Ah, look at that ****a go.

RUCKUS: Did I hear somebody say something about Catcher Freeman?

RUCKUS: First of all, if a woman

RUCKUS: Hush your mouth and learn your history.

RUCKUS: I wake up at a quarter to 5

RUCKUS: LeBron James. Allen Iverson.

RUCKUS: No need to get emotional, Robert,

RUCKUS: Now, Catcha had never known

RUCKUS: Oh, we probably gonna die any second now

RUCKUS: Ow!

RUCKUS: Robert. Them little ******s are evil. It was terrible.

RUCKUS: Somebody call the police.

RUCKUS: That ain't good white history.

RUCKUS: What in tarnation is he wearing?

RUCKUS: What website is that? Madeupmonkeyshit

Ruled out terrorism?

Rushing home early or anything, huh?

Said I didn't have no wind insurance.

Same thing that's about to get into you.

Sammy Davis Jr., he's entertaining.

Sarah, get your behind...

Sarah.

Sarah...

Save me from these African hooligans!

Savior, soldier, killer...

Say hello to the bad guy.

Say it. "Bitch. " Yeah. Bitch.

Say something about her mama. Like, her head's so big,

Say what?

Say young Riley Freeman has really changed his game here.

Say, how about we tell your daddy

Say, you on the phone or you talking to me?

Says all teachers are taught

Says Jay Z. It's a boycott.

Says the incident takes him back

Says who?

School Superintendent Donald Richards

Score is 16 8.

Score is 24 30.

Score, 16 to 4.

Scout's honor.

Second, we've got to figure out this boycott thing.

Second, when people wear those things,

Second, with rap albums declining greatly

See it's burnin' me to hold onto this.

See some really good matches, get a tan.

See, as I broke it down to Ed, pops,

See, back in slavery, when the world made sense,

See, boys? See why.

See, faggot? She just gave you permission.

See, Granddad? That's called exposure.

See, I keep my mental mind extra secure. Nothing gets in

See, I told you, but, no, ****as think they know everything.

See, I'll rap first, and you can come in and rap second.

See, I'm gonna make my own rap

See, I'm what they call "techno savvy. "

See, it's okay between us behind closed doors.

See, my Catcher Freeman wasn't no slave.

See, Rags to Bitches is more than a album.

See, Ruckus. You were worried about nothing.

See, that ? See?

See, that's healthier. He calls it tartare.

See, that's your problem.

See, the white man just got a better liver.

See, they got an extra flap with a pocket,

See, this is exactly the kind of shit

See, to understand the story of Catcha Freeman,

See, when people ask me, have I made BET a success,

See, you gotta remember, it was the '80s.

See? And you gay. But I know I'm not gay.

See? I told you I could do it.

See? Ruckus know about Catcher Freeman.

See? Shows what you know.

See? That's BET.

See? That's exactly why I don't have a man.

See. That's why he don't have to wash his hands neither.

Seems like Yao Ming wants some too.

Self respect?

Selling that real heavy drug shit.

Semicolon, right parenthesis. Mm.

Send in my evil henchmen!

Send that bitch home.

Send them to my Sidekick.

Several hours later,

Several hours later, the exorcism of Tom DuBois

Several of the black residents filed a complaint

Several times.

Several years before the invention

Sexy flexy ass ****a?

Shakes, all that. Extra ketchup.

Shaq, 17 blocks for Riley, you had one.

She a down ass bitch.

She ain't going nowhere.

She ain't say nothing about no damn

She came to see the game.

She couldn't look that good. She was black.

She crazy as hell, ain't she?

She do what? A couple months, tops.

She forgot where she came from, she don't never come around."

She goes past him and an easy lay up.

She helps me out, and I help her back.

She hit me with one of them exploding nutsack techniques.

She just do that to get that redneck money.

She knew the time for freedom had come.

She look just like Helen of Troy.

She made you look like a bitch in front of Usher.

She means stereotypes.

She still there? Why ain't she leaving?

She sure did.

She the weak link. She'll slow us down.

She took you in, was probably teachin' you how to read.

She use a fitted sheet for a stocking cap.

She wanted to be entertained.

She wants excitement, she can take her ass to the movies.

She was looking for freedom.

She was once again showing her disrespect

She'd say, "Get them broke ass ****as the fuck out."

She's a Virgo.

She's currently the league high scorer.

She's fine, ain't she?

She's fine. Watch the movie.

She's not a kung fu master. She's crazy.

She's still all woman.

Shh shh shh.

Shh!

Shh!

Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shut up.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh. Don't make a sound.

Shh. Here he comes.

Shh. You're messing up the ending.

Shiatsu seaweed wraps, you know, that type of thing.

Shit, he He just hatin'

Shit, one of us has to.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Shit, we just got a check for 200 G's. ****a, let's roll.

Shit, who you telling? I need to get my black ass away.

Shit.

Shit. Then you go kick her ass out.

Shit. This one ****a

Shit. You just stop. All right, stop it!

Shitted on these ****as in today's game.

Shocking.

Shoot the ball.

Shoot, he probably made up this whole "slavery" thing.

Shoot, I bet you I could sneak a midget on the plane

Shoot, I could have stayed in Louisiana for this.

Shoot, I don't care if you are Eva Mendes. "

Shoot, I drink what I wanna drink.

Shoot, I remember back when I let a friend

Shoot, I'm a superstar now.

Shoot, you betcha. Mr. Bitches is back in effect.

Shoot. Bad enough I gotta buy all this damn champagne

Shoot. I ain't ballin' like a rock star.

Shooting dice, cops chasing me all the time.

Shooting, fighting, and somebody ends up dead.

Shot a deuce on this ****a, man.

Should always say "N word" instead of the actual N word.

Should I call my travel agent or what, huh?

Should we take him to the doctor?

Shush, boy.

Shut it off!

Shut the fuck up, Tom.

Shut the fuck up!

Shut up, punk.

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Shut up!

Shut up! He ain't gay.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up. Do what Ruckus says and don't mess up my house.

Shut your ass! The slaves were out in the fields,

Silliest shit I ever seen in my life.

Simply unbelievable.

Since I don't have any actual film or cameras or anything,

Since your little uppity ass came into town.

Singing songs of freedom.

Sir, are you okay?

Sir, I don't have time for this.

Sir, I need to see your boarding pass and ID.

Sir, release the child.

Sister Sherry Carter.

Sit there reading books

Sitting up here, watching television,

Sixty one, 44.

Slap it right on the ceiling over the crib.

Slaves sang that and many other joyful songs all day.

Smacked out of your mouth

Smart enough to use a personal computer.

Snitchin' is more like a recreational hobby.

Snoop Dogg. Hijacked?

So So am I in the crew?

So So, you know, just make sure it's evil.

So are you even a republican?

So don't tell him. Say I went to the store.

So funny. She's my manager.

So guess I have to work harder, step up to his level.

So he can no longer spread his hateful bigotry.

So he was still discovering the dangers of online dating

So he's better than you?

So here's what it's gonna look like:

So his ignorance makes you act crazy.

So hopefully that'll look good on my résumé.

So I I said to the guy, "What kind of shit is this?"

So I brought out my old violin that only plays sad songs.

So I couldn't get no money.

So I don't mind drinking the cheap stuff.

So I feared I had been had.

So I gotta fly out there.

So I said, "I ain't paying for dinner and a movie, woman.

So I think I should be in charge.

So I told him to take his seat

So I'll never forget those who are still in bondage.

So I'm gonna go and pretend I didn't go,

So I'm gonna just, uh,

So I'm just gonna mosey.

So I'm saying...

So I'm wrong. So I'm messed up.

So is Jazmine,

So is that all you care about is looks?

So it's a nice getaway.

So it's my dream too.

So it's time for our Monday staff meeting.

So it's time for our morning staff meeting.

So Jay Z is gonna loan me some, then fly me to Cuba

So let's be respectful. Thank you.

So maybe a young person listening

So mine would be Lancaster.

So Mommy can have her space.

So now you can read. Now what?

So now, about this incident.

So one night she decided to make a run for it.

So tell the world what your side of the story is.

So thank you, Lord. Thank you, Jesus.

So that he may keep providing for us, Lord.

So that I can find all the ho's in a 50 mile radius

So that makes it okay to extort them?

So that's complaint number 34457 dash 2,

So the first thing I did was quit all my jobs.

So the only ****** I gotta beat is Tobias?

So the rest of us who are getting paid

So then I say to R. Kelly,

So then my dream got really weird,

So then why do it?

So they might do a little time.

So they took a field slave named Catcha Freeman

So this is it, huh? Is this what you do all day?

So this is the message you want to send

So this is the plan... Uncle Ruckus.

So this is what I have to look forward to

So this whole time, you guys have been working together?

So those people know not to waste time talkin' to you

So Tobias betrayed them because he was jealous?

So Usher won't be my new daddy?

So we can use the torture machine?

So we got to do this one with a flip book.

So we gotta evacuate

So we out here creating the demand, know what I'm sayin'?

So we're gonna let it slide this time.

So when it comes out, remember that you saw this and buy it.

So where's the new police station?

So y'all can keep to bein' homeys.

So you You know,

So you ain't never got to worry about handling shit like a man.

So you can see what they look like.

So you do all of that,

So you gonna talk to him?

So you guys don't think I'm overreacting?

So you judge your success by the amount of ill will

So you like Jean Claude Van Damme. Damn.

So you might as well get that money while you bullshit.

So you pulled into the garage

So you really bought that "go home" shit?

So you spent, what, a thousand dollars

So you wouldn't even need a key.

So you're not ? No.

So you're not getting a divorce?

So you're okay with him being gay?

So you're telling me, definitely,

So, Ann, what do you make of this

So, Mrs. Wong,

So, uh, XYZ, uh, whatever your name is,

So, um, do you think.

So, what about Rollo Goodlove's demand

So, what do you think about homeys over ho's?

So, what I'm doing is marshaling

So, what if he's gay?

So, what was it like growing up

So, what's new? What you mad at this week?

So, you know, holler at your man

So, you see, my dearest Riley,

So...

So...

So...that's pretty impressive,

Soldier of Fortune.

Some believe he had supernatural powers.

Some little ****a named Huey Freeman.

Some ****as can't cross bridges,

Some old craziness, man.

Some people are scared of zombies or vampires,

Some place far away and exotic.

Somebody help! Ah!

Somebody here needs to be an adult.

Somebody, anybody,

Someone stole my bike

Something back to the community, Tom.

Something different is happening here.

Something wrong with the cable.

Sometimes I think Granddad may be a bad influence.

Sometimes you gotta put aside your differences

Sometimes,

Son, just go in there and have fun.

Soon? Pfft! When is soon?

Sorry he touched you, Miss Von Hausen,

Sorry, guys.

Sorry, man. I'm ticklish.

Sorry. I'm so cold.

Sorry. My boyfriend's here. He wanted to meet you so bad,

Sort of.

Sound like some gay shit to me.

Sounds like a long car accident involving some cats.

Sounds to me like you need a vacation.

Sources close to the Ball a Holics

Spade, porch monkey, jiggaboo.

Speak, my brother. Speak.

Speaking to the white girl is a technical foul.

Speaking.

Spear chucker.

Spinning, baby!

Spiritual.

Splendid. Oh, I love cartoons.

Stacy Renee investigates what happened and why.

Stacy Renee is on the scene.

Standing, looking dumbfounded.

Stanky booty gorilla noise "music. "

Star of the upcoming BET show, My Dad Rollo. Heh.

Star of the upcoming BET sitcom, My Dad Rollo,

Starred in a pretty explicit video of his own.

Starring Gary Anthony Williams.

Statistically speakin', it was bound to fail anyway.

Statistically speaking, gay men make more money.

Staying over at the Freemans' house.

Steal your bike, your chain.

Stealing his wallet and driving his car

Stereotypes? In Soul Plane? That's nonsense.

Still are. Larry Bird, Dirk Nowitzki.

Still dribbling now, there's some impressive dribbling.

Still got soap in my ass.

Still great dribbling A double crossover.

Still look like a ape with a pretty head of hair.

Still, um Still at it, still, uh Still dribb

Still?

Stinkmeaner

Stinkmeaner ain't coming back.

Stinkmeaner, you hate black people, don't you?

Stinkmeaner, your heart of darkness

Stinkmeaner? Don't be crazy.

Stinkmeaner's coming back. But Stinkmeaner died.

Stole my damn bike.

Stomped the ****a again,

Stop hating and get money, my ****a.

Stop him!

Stop it, guys, I'm serious. Massa's on his way.

Stop it!

Stop it. Stop having so much fun!

Stop loving your grandson because he's gay?

Stop singing? Oh, no.

Stop snitching!

Stop the car!

Stop the car.

Stop, Ed.

Stop, stop. Say "bitch. "

Stop!

Stop! Don't hurt him.

Straighteners and relaxers and activators and tight braids.

Struck the Gulf Coast of the United States.

Stupid dummy heads.

Successfully exorcised and/or beaten.

Such as my very own.

Suck anything more from us.

Suck!

Suffer from some kind of hearing loss?

Suicide note was some shit about his ex girlfriend

Suit yourself.

Superb, homey. Exemplary.

Sure did.

Sure it is, sure it is.

Sure she gonna believe that?

Sure, as long as I stay within the agreed parameters.

Sure, go home right now.

Sure, you're right. Heh heh heh.

Sure. He's just having some difficulties in the bathroom.

SWAY: Thugnificent could not be reached for comment.

Sweetest Taboo.

Swoosh. Whammo. Wow.

Taboo will be playing the role of your wife.

Take 'em back and go get my purple Speedo.

Take it easy on him, Granddad.

Take responsibility."

Take the case of Bernard Jefferson,

Take the murder of 19 year old Jermaine "LoJack" Walker,

Talk about gay.

Talk and shoot at the same time, boy.

Talk her into blowing herself up

Talking about a hunger strike.

Talking about I'm grounded.

Talking isn't the most effective way

Tavis Smiley. Now, Tavis, correct me if I'm wrong,

Teach this person the meaning of black and evil.

Tell 'em about that ****a that got his spirits crushed

Tell Granddad, he's not the police.

Tell me about the evil shows you have in development.

Tell me what you think about your ass, ****a.

Tell me who stole my car. Nobody steals my car.

Tell me who's moving in.

Tell them to call my people, we set it up right away.

Tell us about that.

Tell you the real story of Catcher Freeman.

Tell your moms to get off my dick, ****a.

Terra Belle leads Georgia in homicides, infant mortality,

Terrible Terra Belle.

Terrible things have happened to black people.

Th This This can't be.

Than a ****a.

Than an old funky necklace.

Than you ever gonna catch with vinegar.

Than you making a mockery of his history

Thank you for not snitching!

Thank you for that perspective, Huey.

Thank you so much for doing that. I mean, you guys

Thank you so much, Robert.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Oh. Oh, God.

Thank you, Grandma.

Thank you, Jesus.

Thank you, Tobias.

Thank you.

Thank you. Ha, ha, ha

Thank you. It was really hard.

Thanks for coming back...

Thanks for inviting a killer

Thanks for stopping by. Cheers.

Thanks, coach.

Thanks, Granddad.

Thanks, man.

Thanks, man.

That That need women in their lives or something, man.

That A Pimp Named Slickback can cosign, Riley.

That ain't a good look, Granddad.

That always works.

That an evil force was gathering.

That are fans of your music.

That beat is all right.

That bitch lying. See? This is why I don't read.

That box of clothes I sent you?

That difficult to hang around

That digital cable right there?

That doesn't seem to be a good idea.

That dream you promised them and for what?

That even though we doin' it real grand,

That ever could happen to n**** kind.

That ever happened in our neighborhood.

That exploit the poor and desperate.

That gave you this test?

That goofy looking motherfucker is coming back.

That has divided people for many years.

That high yellow mulatto jezebel hussy.

That I wrote. Please read it carefully.

That if it's so offensive to them,

That is not gangsta!

That is not what he's been trained to do.

That isn't ready to die for his chain, ****a.

That it is asking its members to join the boycott

That light skinned had bad hair, though.

That little boy'll be a grown man,

That made you keep dating those kind of men?

That make me gay, don't it?

That make you think better of yourself, huh?

That may save your life.

That means every party..

That means I can eat it when and where I want.

That means the plane is gonna get here when it gets here.

That means the same as "buddy" or "best pal."

That ****a ain't lost that damn much.

That ****a's my age.

That night, Thelma told the other slaves

That night, they devised their diabolical scheme

That no one will ever love. That's who.

That not only keeps the human race going,

That old man that Granddad killed for no reason?

That our goal is to take all the shitty reality shows

That part of the family. They live down in Louisiana.

That places like this even exist in America.

That reasoning with the bitch

That right, nobody need

That right, that right.

That seem to make gay things happen.

That shit is hot.

That shit would be unbelievably fucking banging, word to mother.

That some people are actually born

That sounds perfect.

That that was a satirical ass beating.

That there will be no more dis records?

That two Cleveland teens have been arrested

That was a good look. Appreciate it.

That was beautiful. It's just what I do.

That was funny.

That was great, Granddad.

That was me.

That was that ****a from Friday,

That was the scene earlier today in front

That wasn't even me.

That way, you won't have to waste time

That what you got for me?

That will protect the white man's right

That word hurts people.

That workers at this Wal Mart store

That would be great.

That would be you, heh heh.

That would help me get out of this debt real quick, man.

That you can just, um Heh.

That you pulled into the garage

That you refused to talk to the police.

That you were a kung fu master.

That, um, it smells like hot garbage?

That...

That's That's what I'm talking about.

That's a big bitch.

That's a business theory taught at Harvard

That's a damn shame you can call a ****a a ****a

That's a great idea.

That's a lie.

That's a really grown up way

That's a really powerful sentiment

That's a serious accusation.

That's a skin condition

That's a technical foul.

That's about 12 hours before most ****as wake up.

That's all we ever gonna be.

That's all you get for free.

That's all you gonna get. So make it last.

That's amazing.

That's Ann Coulter?

That's bigger than two scoops of raisins.

That's blasphemy against Mel Gibson

That's colored man history you talking.

That's exactly why I don't have a man now

That's gay.

That's got to make you feel fucked up.

That's Granddad's fresh squeezed orange juice.

That's hilarious.

That's how I do it, baby.

That's how I do it.

That's how pimps do, right?

That's in an hour. We have to go.

That's it, go back. Sayonara, you sorry ****as.

That's it, Riley. Nothing fancy.

That's it? W what about my money?

That's it. It's gonna be weird.

That's it. That's the feeling I've been promising.

That's it. We don't wanna have to shoot you.

That's just the tip of this iceberg.

That's killing 'em in the streets right now.

That's kind of embarrassing after that buildup.

That's L A N Got it.

That's like a sweet piece of

That's messed up, Riley. That's family.

That's my boy, my friend, Thugnificent.

That's my boy! That's my boy

That's my hat.

That's not fair. You grabbed the wrong kid.

That's not gay? You who thinks everything in the world is gay.

That's not my signature.

That's not true, little baby.

That's not true!

That's not true.

That's real funny, Gangstalicious.

That's ridiculous.

That's right, Bob.

That's right, I rep the Deer.

That's right, ****a.

That's right, ****a.

That's right, Ruckus.

That's right, y'all.

That's right.

That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's what we really want to do is go home.

That's some old bullshit.

That's the deadliest style there is.

That's the first step to a lonely life.

That's the kind of language they understand.

That's the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got.

That's the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got.

That's the way.

That's the way. Wait, Miss Von Hausen.

That's the wrong kid, Ed.

That's true. Last thing I need

That's very funny stuff.

That's very not gangsta!

That's very sensitive of you, Riley.

That's what great players do.

That's what he's gonna do.

That's what I call my homeys. You feel me? My ****a.

That's what I'm talkin' about here.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what it is. They make up stories.

That's what real ****as do.

That's what the hell I thought.

That's what you call winning?

That's what you get, motherfucker.

That's what you need to do.

That's what's really hood, huh?

That's when the pretty señoritas come running

That's when they put

That's when you have to hit her.

That's where the police station used to be.

That's why I fucks with you, Riley.

That's why I'm by myself.

That's why we keep it inside our clothes.

That's why you ain't never gonna have no paper, no bitches.

That's your complimentary lunch.

That's your fourth cousin on my uncle's side.

That's your great great great great granddaddy.

That's, uh...

The The old Jericho Freeman clan, we ain't doing so great.

The "negridation" of this decent place.

The AARP announced a boycott

The Ball a Holics!

The ball stolen by Billy Mathews.

The biggest in league history.

The black one's right. Really, he is.

The Blond Bomber, Cindy "Fearsome" McPhearson.

The boycott became a big story and started to take off.

The brand new Gangstalicious video.

The casualties could be in the hundreds of thousands.

The Catcher Freeman?

The club banger, "Eff Granddad" by my man

The crowd is loving this kid.

The defense for the Ball a Holics

The destruction of black people

The destruction of black people!

The details were sketchy, but there was no mention

The devil himself, a

The diamonds and the rubies and the Jacuzzi.

The district's policy is that teachers

The FBI. Homeland Security.

The first dis record against somebody's family member.

The first ****a to go to the moon,

The first test is the agreeability test.

The first time I walked in the class.

The first time you break the rules,

The friendly version of the N word

The fuck you mean, "What's up with me?"

The fuck you talking about, man?

The fulfillment of a lifelong dream

The ghetto is here, y'all. Heh.

The giddyup ride 'em cowboy dunk.

The gun

The guy just seems kind of...dumb.

The haters' camel's back, ****a.

The head of Viacom personally asked me to make this show.

The hell ? You can't have my wife!

The homey ain't getting a goddamn thing.

The homey dance ain't gay. I do the homey.

The Internet hadn't been invented yet.

The irony is, Granddad had already signed up

The law say when the bicycle stop,

The leather vest. The one with the rhinestones.

The Lord is going to provide.

The manager's not coming.

The Mighty Deers. You know, Timid Deer Lane.

The miniseries? Come here, honey.

The money gonna be here in no time.

The money.

The most fucked up child I've ever met in my life.

The movie rights to Billy Mathews sold today

The NAACP announced this morning

The nation watched and wondered:

The Neighborhood Watch

The next three months of his life.

The ****a gonna win at the end, just wrap it up.

The ****a will lie. The ****a will make excuses.

The night before the revolt,

The officers have orders

The only grown ass man in this house not working

The only people who suffer, Ruckus...

The only thing I did was put my boarding pass and ID away

The only thing you gonna do with it is call a bitch.

The other day I saw three ****as reading books.

The other thing.

The owner said something racial. I don't know.

The perpetrator, a local 12 year old

The pleasures of the flesh before,

The police were talking to everyone for clues.

The poor kid guarding Billy in this game?

The Private Lives of Superstar Rappers.

The problem with restraining speech is,

The Republicans? They done fucked the country to hell.

The reverse spin.

The Ruckus Reality Show.

The same pair of drawers for the last three days.

The sanctity of our community was violated.

The school board has finally decided

The school is investigating the incident

The scoreboard tells the tale.

The Scottish man deserves better

The second, you get the electric dog collar.

The situation's gotten so bad

The slightest bit inappropriate?

The song is called "Homeys Over Ho's."

The story of Catcher Freeman.

The story of Thugnificent begins here...

The sun is reflecting all this ice.

The third test is a test of intelligence.

The third time, I'm calling up the lynching mob.

The Tigers have only one player to sub

The very small community with a very big heart.

The victims of black on black crime.

The video clearly shows

The way I'm looking at it,

The way sweat rolls off a ****a's forehead.

The wheels supposed to stop.

The white man ain't never done nothin' to nobody,

The white man had a problem.

The white man is a peace loving man.

The white man this, the white man that.

The woman is a trained killer.

The women and kids can stay,

The, uh, good Reverend Goodlove

Their new single ain't really selling that much.

Thelma snuck away to see Catcher one last time.

Thelma trick Catcha.

Thelma was a hussy jezebel temptress!

THELMA: Catcha!

THELMA: Oh, yes, Catcha.

THELMA: Once we're in the weapons shed,

Them ain't no n****es, it couldn't be them.

Them ****as ain't getting my wizzie fo' shizzle, ****a.

Then Catcher's gonna run in

Then go get something to eat.

Then going there won't help.

Then he go and lift weights. What you see?

Then he gonna do all that fake ass ninja stuff again.

Then he'll think I'm a punk and kick me out the crew.

Then I ended up having to use it on him,

Then I realized hating on Riley's superior game

Then I'm not interested.

Then I'm sure, Thugnificent,

Then let's go. Come on, everybody, get your stuff.

Then she must be nutty as squirrel shit.

Then someone called headquarters,

Then that makes me gay too.

Then the flood came.

Then w where were you?

Then what the fuck do I look like?

Then why do they say it over and over again?

Then why you putting them on the floor?

Then you got kicked in your chest.

Then, on one fateful day

There ain't no explanation for it to look that high tech.

There ain't nothing wrong with me, feel me?

There goes Riley, up

There he is! Get that ******.

There he is.

There isn't a single member of the Lethal Interjection crew

There should be a little school.

There something wrong with your bathroom?

There sure seemed to be a place at the restaurant last night.

There they are.

There was a mistake at the lab.

There was four or five accounts in there.

There was one bully, big dude. I forget his name.

There was someone around here who used to love veggie burgers.

There was wind in a hurricane."

There were never no white kids shooting up nothing

There were no White Lotus masters left alive.

There you were not carjacking Mr. Teskinelli,

There, now stick that up your ass.

There's a bim, a bam, and one more thank you ma'am.

There's a name for people who talk to theyselves, Ed.

There's a problem on the Ruckus shoot.

There's a reason they call her Fearsome,

There's also bitches.

There's more than one person in the word "team,"

There's nothing to look forward to.

There's nothing wrong with wolves.

There's only one way to deal with bullies.

There's powerful ****adry at work here.

There's probably gonna be a lot of orgies.

There's something I need to take care of.

There's tons of 'em. Look: "'Real ****a Role Call.'

There's very little difference.

Therefore, due to the class...

These are Gangstalicious Shorts for Thugs.

These are my evil henchmen:

These are the employees

These brothers have suffered through this past week.

These crab cakes are good as a mug.

These kids Oh, excuse me, excuse me

These little angels wouldn't even know what a gun was.

These movie devils ain't getting

These things strike fear into a ****a's heart.

These young ****as have to say?

They ain't broke that bread yet. But, uh, any day now.

They ain't never in here.

They appear to be talkin' to theyselves.

They are on the ropes, man.

They are the family at the center

They assume it's a black limo, know what I'm sayin'?

They be thinkin' I'm one of them mens in black,

They be wondering where the black limo is at

They beat him up, stomped him, shot the dude,

They bring the best out of everyone on the team.

They buy themselves private jets

They called Martin Luther King an adulterer.

They called Muhammad Ali a communist.

They can make all the silly little videos they want.

They cook better, they're better groomed,

They couldn't handle it.

They cover room and food. Everything.

They danced, did arts and crafts,

They did it.

They didn't even have karate flicks back then.

They don't have that kind of money.

They don't know how dirty the South really gets.

They don't know nothin' unless you tell 'em.

They don't make me put the cheese on it, damn it!

They even have a club for snitches.

They feeling the heat right about now. I'm telling you.

They get a bad rap, but really,

They got the light of their truth.

They got to pay.

They have the CD diskettes and the video games

They have to be evil as well.

They keep it for themselves though.

They knew the risks.

They known for. They notorious for snitching, you know?

They must not have liked that location,

They picked the wrong airline.

They referred to us as the N word.

They roasted you.

They should be giving him a medal.

They shouldn't be driving stolen cars.

They shouldn't call themselves the N word.

They still show the highlights of that game sometimes.

They stole Dorothy, Lordy.

They think I got big things goin' on, you know?

They under the bed too?

They use the word "thar" instead of "there. "

They walk toward me for the light of them diamonds. Heh.

They was wondering if you'd do a song with 'em.

They were terrible.

They will be no match for you.

They will not have time to shoot down the aircraft.

They will not have time to shoot down the aircraft.

They would say "S word."

They'll be out of the neighborhood.

They're both gonna be charged tomorrow.

They're called the homeless.

They're doing a lot of building in New Orleans right now.

They're getting together at 3:00

They're not gonna be here forever.

They're not gonna give her no real time.

They're not in. I'll tell them you stopped by.

Think about it. Peace.

Think it's gonna be weird now that I beat up his grandson?

Third grade teacher Joe Petto was given 10 days unpaid leave

Thirty two point five percent, actually.

This African hooliganism go unpunished?

This ain't no TV show, ****a. This is real talk, ****a.

This ain't you!

This alarming statistic means that more likely than not,

This all expense paid trip to Hawaii.

This big ass fence up around the city.

This could be a huge production.

This crazy ex boyfriend I had one time,

This crew is made up of ****as

This doesn't seem to be a place for kids.

This gay ass ****a gonna be here in a hour.

This Good Samaritan's patience has run out.

This here bus is for kids with a future.

This hunger strike will continue

This is a brochure.

This is a good theater. They have THX.

This is a hijacking. Remain in your seats...

This is a quick estimate, um,

This is a tragedy.

This is a well oiled machine, folks

This is a wonderful child.

This is a...

This is about thugging love.

This is all for show.

This is an opportunity to observe you ******s

This is basically volunteer work for me.

This is crazy.

This is easy.

This is going to be...

This is gonna be so much fun.

This is gonna be so weird.

This is great. This is exactly what I need.

This is homey talk happening.

This is how you break your foot off in a motherfucker's ass.

This is it. Nobody gonna work with me now.

This is it. They said it was gonna take three months,

This is my actual family. This is my second cousin.

This is my mama, Jericha, and my wife, Leona Ray.

This is my press conference.

This is my state of the art surveillance center.

This is not what America is about.

This is not what America is about.

This is our fault.

This is our target: The nuclear power plant.

This is payback for what? What did I do to you? Tell me.

This is preposterous.

This is Roscoe Patterson. "

This is some old John Woo shit, ****a, from the movie Killer.

This is terrible.

This is the best part. You'll never see this coming.

This is the movement that says, you know:

This is the straw that breaks

This is the super cool stuff

This is the true story

This is the worst day...

This is victory, brother.

This is what the movie theater industry wants, Jazmine.

This is, like, the greatest thing

This is... really uncomfortable,

This isn't a skirt, Ruckus. It's a kilt.

This isn't an exorcism, it's a beating.

This isn't my fault.

This kid is a disgrace to basketball.

This kid sure can dribble, but he shoots like shit.

This little fucking bitch ass, old ass ****a.

This little ****a like.

This little old dude, Ma. Just one.

This look like a damn astronaut shoe.

This man took your weekend from you.

This motherfucker out of jail again, right?

This motherfucker went to YouTube?

This ****a jumping out of trees?

This ****a must be crazy.

This ****a out here like Forrest Gump, y'all.

This ****** must have lost it.

This one here is dedicated to John Wayne.

This person stole from your family.

This place is nasty, clean it up.

This plane leave on time.

This retarded man gonna whup your ass,

This Riley Freeman, a very exciting

This shit is fly.

This sucks.

This teacher,

This the car that got pimped out by Xzibit.

This the house?

This thing has a push button starter like a racecar.

This thing is What?

This Uncle Ruckus show, how's it going?

This weekend sucked.

This whole relationship is based on a lie.

This'll all straighten itself out.

This'll be a real chain. Ooh hoo.

Those are magazines.

Those that come forward

Thought you wouldn't get the taste

Thousand.

Three dollars and a prepaid cell phone

Three points plus 44 points equals 47 points,

Through rap music.

Throughout this difficult period.

Thug out with the homey.

Thug who? Thugnificent.

Thugnificent and his cohorts, Macktastic and Flonominal,

Thugnificent and the Lethal Interjections living here

Thugnificent bringing the 'hood

Thugnificent is talking about

Thugnificent wants it, he can handle it.

THUGNIFICENT: Having been shown to be a ****a of impeccable character,

THUGNIFICENT: To being on Cribs.

THUGNIFICENT: Yo! Is that the new Gangstalicious gear?

Thugnificent! Thugnificent, wait!

Thugnificent.

Thugnificent's rags to bitches story

Tight pants, headbands, Jheri curls.

Timberland? ******s got to that too.

Time after time after time.

Time and a half? Hell no.

Time for step two.

Time out, n****es. Time out.

Tip off there, right, straight in the hands of Young Reezy.

To absolute crap in no time at all.

To be reading now, huh, this?

To be stabbed in the back by your own people?

To beat up no old people.

To become a member of Lethal Interjection?

To better relate to Riley.

To bitch dependency, Tom?

To butter my own motherfucking popcorn!

To certain special white people who are important in my life.

To come over here for a month.

To communicate with a bitch.

To different regions of the world

To do just that.

To either one of those shows, though.

To ensure that justice is served.

To get him the hell up out of here.

To get you some press, boy.

To give you something you don't need.

To go way into the cypresses.

To have Thugnificent forced out of the neighborhood.

To help us keep an eye out.

To her recital practice at 3, right?

To identify the men who shot him,

To join the Neighborhood Watch,

To just go with the winning team.

To just talk things out in a neighborly fashion.

To Katrinian refugees.

To kill kind, old Massa.

To leave elementary school and go to the NBA

To look at it, Thugnificent.

To make the network more socially responsible.

To no more weekend visits by crazy Internet women.

To not back down to thugs like that. Heh.

To pitch high interest loans

To please look under their chairs.

To remind yourself to go buy it

To retrieve a $20 album?

To Reverend Goodlove's public image.

To Robert Freeman, to the ghost of Martin Luther King,

To sacrifice yourself to save us.

To say any incarnation of the word "****a"

To say any incarnation of the word "****a"

To say he got bitched.

To show the world how the broke ****as live,

To show them young boys how the real players play.

To spend time with him,

To stop singing that damn song?

To support my family members.

To take responsibility for her own actions.

To take you away on his sled?

To take you both in for questioning.

To the BET headquarters

To the civil rights movement.

To the fashion game. You know,

To the middle of nowhere,

To the most soulful soul singer to ever live.

To the poor BET workers.

To the Reverend Rollo Goodlove Jambalaya of Justice League.

To the tyranny of Black Entertainment Television.

To the young youth out here like myself

To this very street. Eh heh

To Thugnificent's hit, "Eff Granddad. "

To try and stop this madness.

To use appropriate hyphenated euphemisms

To wash y'all ****as away, but go on back.

To work overtime hours off the books,

Tobias told us Massa Colonel likes that song.

TOBIAS: Here he comes!

TOBIAS: Massa!

TOBIAS: Shut the fuck up, Percy!

TOBIAS: Shut the fuck up!

Today is Fidel Castro's birthday.

Today's your day. I always believed in you.

Together we're gonna bring our enemies to their knees.

Told you.

Told you.

Tom agreed to allow Riley to design the uniforms

Tom DuBois was as far from a ****a

Tom is possessed by an evil spirit

Tom was facing an all out revolt.

Tom, go away! I'm gonna call the police.

Tom, hurry up. I'm trying to sue the white man.

Tom, I just don't see any end in sight.

Tom, I think you can have

Tom, if you're not ready to take control,

Tom, just don't try to hurt me!

Tom, please calm down

Tom, please.

Tom, shut the fuck up.

Tom, Take a deep breath.

Tom, this is my bottom bitch,

Tom, what's gotten into you?

Tom, what's wrong with you?

Tom, when we first let you stay here,

Tom, you know I'm a big Usher fan.

Tom, you think I went all the way to Costa Rica

Tom, you're fired.

TOM: All right, Deers.

TOM: All right, great.

TOM: Hey, guys.

TOM: Hey, Robert

TOM: Hey, Robert. This is Tom.

TOM: I don't know if you have much of a case, Robert.

TOM: Now, remember, Riley,

TOM: Okay, Riley. Pass the ball.

TOM: Riley, pass the ball.

TOM: Riley, pass!

TOM: Robert, it's Big Tom. Holler back!

TOM: So in conclusion,

TOM: So, what do you say?

TOM: That's real nice, Robert. That's real fucking

TOM: W w wait a minute, Robert.

TOM: Waiter, another Malibu and pineapple, please.

TOM: What the hell, Robert? Did you go without me?

TOM: Yeah, you know what? I think I might join you.

TOM: Yeah! I bet our dollar is worth 20 of theirs.

TOM: You're not even looking at the basket.

Tom!

Tom! TOM: I've never felt so much pain!

Tom.

Tom.

Tom. Get down here.

Tom. I won't.

Tom. Tom.

Tom. You didn't.

Tom...

Tom... bitch dependency

Tom's wife is cheating on him with a singing usher.

Tommy. Let's not make this harder than it has to be

Tomorrow, either you get a job or get out.

Took an unexpected turn recently

Took his own life and shit, you know?

Took their land.

Took up a collection for BET employees. Wow.

Tossing it up and in.

Totally, you know.

Tough titty.

Tough titty.

Tough titty.

Towards the goal, got the dribble.

Trees and lakes and things.

Trust me on this one.

Try some mashed potatoes. Who got the popcorn?

Trying to get this check from FEMA is a full time job.

Trying.

Tsk. Man, he made up Catcher Freeman.

Turn on the My pod and let's get on the I space.

Turn yourself ? Man...

Turns out Ed and Rummy were breaking into homes

Twelve for 12 from downtown.

Twenty bucks and a Lunchable

Two days you'll never get back.

Types of stereos?

Ugh! Gay ass ****a!

Uh Ah Ooh Yeah. Yeah. Yeah!

Uh I I don't follow you.

Uh I'm I'm tapping...

Uh So I'll just wait for your response, then.

Uh Uh, well, uh, okay, then.

Uh huh, uh huh. Easy, boys.

Uh huh? Oh, really?

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Playing against people

Uh huh. The Kumite.

Uh oh

Uh oh, everybody, keep an eye on your wallet.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Look out.

Uh oh. Looks like someone caught a beat down.

Uh uh. No, no, no, that can't be.

Uh, ahem.

Uh, are you mad?

Uh, back to y'all, man.

Uh, come on. You want a drink?

Uh, damn, Tom, are you sure you wanna come?

Uh, die, cracker, die?

Uh, don't worry.

Uh, excuse me, I have to make a call.

Uh, fascinating.

Uh, h hold up, hold up, hold up. This the house right here.

Uh, hello? Hello, Chauncy.

Uh, hey, there. This is, uh, Granddad.

Uh, honey. I'm home.

Uh, I don't know. I I think it's pretty cool, I guess,

Uh, I I I got my tickets online.

Uh, I think it sounds really good.

Uh, it It's just that I got an e mail from Huey this morning,

Uh, let me see here. Uh, thumbera.

Uh, look, I'm not trying to insult you.

Uh, Mr. DuBois,

Uh, my name is Robert Freeman, and I have a lot of things

Uh, next door is gonna be my detail shop.

Uh, ****as.

Uh, now, Huey, black people have style.

Uh, okay.

Uh, okay.

Uh, our daughter Rolanda and her four kids,

Uh, real good?

Uh, since when did she have a MySpace page?

Uh, so, um...

Uh, sorry about earlier

Uh, thank you.

Uh, they're not sure. We weren't very close.

Uh, wait, what was the question?

Uh, wait. Yo, word to mother,

Uh, we are sitting here with former BET host,

Uh, we're gonna take off.

Uh, what lie?

Uh, which reminds me of an upcoming episode

Uh, with the "Y U" sound.

Uh, yeah.

Uh, yeah.

Uh, yeah. Um... Uh, no. No, no, no.

Uh, yes, but no.

Uh, yes, we did. I I ordered my tickets online.

Uh, yes, we've gotta call her that, Tom.

Uh, you did some work on my car?

Uh, you know, you need it more than me

Uh, you'll be fine.

Uh, you'll never get that much from the school district.

Uh! Let's go chase some girls.

Uh. Hello?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... cheers

Uh... it doesn't seem right.

Uh... Mr. Freeman?

Uh... what's goin' on, guys?

Uh... Yeah. Let me, uh, check my schedule.

Uh...great. F fantastic.

Um

Um, Jericho Freeman?

Um, no.

Um, sure thing. If we have it ready,

Um, this might seem strange,

Um, Tom. Tom... ? Sarah?

Um. Gosh golly, we We usually use

Under no circumstances do you change that story.

Unless it's a witch doctor.

Unless the homey wanna walk that stroll

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Until BET is taken off the air, the office is shut down,

Until Granddad comes back.

Until he was 3.

Until the war is won.

Until their FEMA relief check arrived,

Until you're finished,

Untrue! Falsehood and untrue.

Up again for the easy jump shot, as far as

Up and in.

Upside his nose.

Us fighting against each other.

Use the special escape route I created.

Use your powerful hands. This is gonna be funny.

Usher?

Ushers ain't supposed to sing

Using up all of my electricity, eating a sandwich.

Very important. Wait.

Very sexy.

Very, very sad story of Luna.

Vibe? The Source? Jet?

W w w what's all this?

Wait You know what I meant! What were we talking about?

Wait a minute, what ****as?

Wait a minute, y'all.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I told you...

Wait a minute. Wait one minute.

Wait up. Wait up.

Wait, Dad. There's something I should tell you about Thelma.

Wait, everyone.

Wait, hold on. I don't think that's what Sarah would say.

Wait, how they know who Batman is?

Wait, let me have a piece of that.

Wait, no. That's just the TV.

Wait, that's Granddad. Ooh, he in the bathroom.

Wait, the Rollo Goodlove?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Please. Stupid ass...

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. Bring that back,

Wait, wait, wait. He meant to shoot Thelma,

Wait, wait, wait. That's it? We don't get nothing?

Wait, wait, wait. Your mama's so black,

Wait, you don't mean the

Wait. "A pimp"?

Wait. Is that Usher?

Wait. Let me guess. It's a trap.

Wait. Luna,

Wait. Oh, what's that, the PSP right there? Man.

Wait. What was the question?

Wait. What was your name again?

Waiter, this ain't no beluga caviar.

Waiting for the next Madden to come out.

Waiting on FEMA is what got you into this mess

Wake up and smell the gay coffee.

Wanna see right now, man.

Want me to ask them to come over?

Want to go to a basketball game just to see the game,

Was a bear.

Was apparently the victim of a violent robbery

Was at the end of The Mighty Ducks.

Was autistic right now, doesn't it?

Was called a ****** by a supervisor.

Was engineered by BET themselves,

Was heading into its eighth year with no signs of slowing.

Was so good at tracking runaway ****as.

Was that a bomb?

Was that the Sisters of the Second Amendment

Was withholding information.

Was you? Because you wanted to see Soul Plane 2.

Wasn't my fault.

Watch behind you, Catcher. Watch behind you. There you go.

Watch it, boy, don't step on my roses.

Watch when you go to sleep.

Way to go, buddy, you deserve it.

We We bring it right back.

We ain't doing no shows.

We ain't gonna hurt you too much.

We all knew that the shit was about

We are also joined by Riley's grandfather.

We are back.

We are from the Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch.

We are from the Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch.

We are here today because we're not gonna let BET

We are honored by your presence.

We are now sitting here with a former BET host,

We assault the house with everything

We beat Chris Webber and Michigan with teamwork.

We been very courteous neighbors.

We believe in overwhelming force.

We bring it right back, bro. Whoa, wait, hold up.

We bring the 'hood with us, right here.

We can get our hands on.

We can still win this.

We can take care of ourselves.

We can trace genetic markers

We can win, Riley.

We can't do this, it ain't right.

We can't even imagine what they've lost.

We can't let you through, homey.

We could reach the people by marching

We crew, ****a, remember?

We did on My Dad Rollo.

We didn't have anything to drink at all.

We do it real grande around here, man

We doing it just for us, you know? That's real thing.

We don't have no place to go.

We don't keep cash in the house.

We don't need this shit.

We don't wanna try this case in the press. No.

We don't. That's what I'm saying.

We ended our season last year

We family, right, cousin? Ha, ha.

We family. We're cousins.

We field ****as is too dumb to lie.

We go there. He's an African warrior.

We gonna be homos by association, dog.

We gonna fly on the Soul Plane!

We gonna fly on the Soul Plane!

We gonna have to shoot that bitch.

We gonna kill Massa.

We gonna pay a little visit to the superintendent.

We gonna sue the white man. Get over here quick.

We got arrested. And shot at.

We got PlayStation and Xbox, ****a.

We got plenty of ho's bending, we got 24's spinning.

We got this slavery shit hooked up just likes we like it.

We gotta do whatever it takes

We gotta get this ****a Catcha Freeman.

We had a black intern there I didn't know about.

We have a bomb on the aircraft.

We have a very strict policy

We have a wonderful cast,

We have flipped the word into a term of endearment.

We have kids.

We have the pilot.

We have to learn to live together.

We have to make some cutbacks.

We have to make sure you share

We just gotta apply a little more pressure.

We just passing through ya'll neck of the woods

We live in the present.

We may be locked in our rooms."

We must use these tools that the great God

We never won a single game.

We now return to Thugnificent:

We now return to Thugnificent:

We officially militarize the Neighborhood Watch.

We out of food, but we got one bag of 'tato chips.

We put our lives on the line every day to make movies,

We really believe we're making a difference

We reserved this spot three months ago,

We saw something else, hm?

We see 'em when they get out.

We slide down with ours.

We snuck in.

We snuck into the movie too.

We sound like a bunch of bitch ******s

We stole a movie.

We thought it was only gonna be temporary. But damn.

We tried our best. You'll get 'em next time.

We used to going without. Mm hm.

We used to hear that hateful word all the time.

We used to live right close to

We was both raised better.

We was fixing to come over and apologize.

We were here first. Right.

We will discuss your methods of DNA testing.

We won't do nothings if you keep hitting him

We won't have nothing to go home to.

We? You said you was gonna turn yourself in.

We'll ask the questions around here, Robert.

We'll be doing at BET from now on.

We'll call it, Beef. Wait a minute

We'll do the "do it big" trip some other time.

We'll get Tone Loc to do the voice. Okay, hm...

We'll make it more evil, I promise.

We'll make sure you get sterilized.

We'll use Thelma,

We're back with our guest Jessica Ethalberg,

We're back. And we have in the building with us right now,

We're gonna be hittin' the streets, son,

We're gonna get caught.

We're gonna get caught.

We're gonna go check 'em out.

We're gonna go check 'em out.

We're gonna run out of food in a few days.

We're just gonna borrow the car for a little while,

We're keeping it real. You got that?

We're losing the P.R. war.

We're neighbors.

We're ready to kill Colonel Lynchwater

We're sneaking in.

We're takin' fire, run!

We're trying to cross the street.

We've already paid Mr. A Pimp Named Slickback

We've had a great life together until now.

We've let the predators think we're weak.

Wedgie Rudlin,

Weggie Rudlin calls failure. And vice versa.

Weggie Rudlin, you sure do have profound insights.

Weggie, please! Save me!

WEGGIE: Black fraternity.

WEGGIE: Mistress Lee'vil,

WEGGIE: Shit! Why does this always happen

WEGGIE: Will someone pay the fucking bill?!

Welcome to the neighborhood.

Well, almost everyone.

Well, another ****a

Well, back then it was probably more like a $5 album,

Well, call the police.

Well, don't let this here outer shell fool you.

Well, don't you think we should have heard something?

Well, excuse me for thinking you liked me

Well, fine. Fine, then. Mo' money for me.

Well, first of all, that That That

Well, fuck you then, bitch. Bucket mouth ho.

Well, go right ahead.

Well, goddamn it!

Well, ha, this is awkward, but, um, how do I do this? Okay.

Well, he's moving in. Who?

Well, heh heh heh, it's just that

Well, hell, that's all you had to say.

Well, hello, cutie pie.

Well, hello.

Well, his, um

Well, home is where the heart is.

Well, how was I supposed to know it's wrong?

Well, how you doing this fine day?

Well, Huey is very interested in martial arts,

Well, I I don't wanna say it, but

Well, I I'm I'm once removed. I I...

Well, I been at the ticket window all day long,

Well, I called the news

Well, I decided it was time to do my part.

Well, I definitely didn't learn it at one of those

Well, I do a lot of martial arts.

Well, I don't know if I could wear one, but fascinating.

Well, I don't know if that's what he said,

Well, I don't know much about him,

Well, I had a girlfriend in Katrina.

Well, I hope her friend isn't giving her more bad

Well, I knew he was lying,

Well, I mean, I know he ain't no real gangsta,

Well, I was excited seeing you out there.

Well, I was really hoping

Well, I was thinking that tomorrow

Well, I'll be.

Well, I'll tell you what,

Well, I'm black now.

Well, I'm in the studio with Snoop Doggy Dogg

Well, I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't.

Well, I've been dancing for as long as I remember.

Well, if it's too much to handle,

Well, if you're selling, I am buying.

Well, it's hard not to, ****a. Ha ha!

Well, it's harder to talk if my mouth is full.

Well, it's like I said before:

Well, Larry King

Well, let's see. As you've requested,

Well, look at this.

Well, maybe I should just show you.

Well, my wife, Sarah...

Well, not exactly. See

Well, of course it was a setup.

Well, one day he wins

Well, one thing's for sure. I've learned my lesson.

Well, Riley seems happy,

Well, sharing this pimp knowledge

Well, shoot. What the difference, huh?

Well, sir. Goodness.

Well, take this to your ass, motherfucker!

Well, thank you for asking.

Well, thank you, Jericho.

Well, that is not what winning is about.

Well, that's sensible.

Well, that's that.

Well, the lesson is still the same.

Well, then, stop beating yourself.

Well, then, we'll just have to get you on, now, won't we?

Well, this is how we see Soul Plane 2.

Well, this is how we see Soul Plane 2.

Well, this is what ****as do, right?

Well, to you, winning is about a ****a's nuts in your face,

Well, Tom, I'm sorry to hear about the split.

Well, um...

Well, we can't live next to their kind.

Well, we wanna go have a nasty threesome with Mr. Bitches,

Well, Weggie, I must say,

Well, well, well. Who knows?

Well, what a surprise.

Well, what about all that stuff in the video, huh?

Well, what about parking all those damn cars

Well, what happened to the chain that Aunt Cookie bought you?

Well, which one of us is the one missin' a bitch, Tom?

Well, Whitley, Mitley and Missy.

Well, yeah, I guess.

Well, yes, I do have the NPR radio show.

Well, you ain't in first class.

Well, you know,

Well, you know, Reege, we just had to bring our own flavor

Well, you know, the important thing is everyone is okay.

Well, you were looking for hate. Way to go.

Well, you wrong, Lando Calrissian.

Well, you'll be happy to know that I started BET Animation

Well, you're a liar on the inside.

Well?

Well...

Well...her name is Luna.

Were only offered two dollars for a pilot script.

What ? What's wrong?

What ? What happened to my ?

What ? What is that in the background?

What a miracle moment.

What about a...

What about when you told us your cousin integrated baseball?

What about you, big guy? You good?

What am I gonna do with raw popcorn?

What am I supposed to do now?

What are we gonna do, Riley? Kick them out?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you guys talking about?

What are you listening to?

What did food ever do to you, hm?

What did he do to make them ****as that mad?"

What did he say?

What did I do to them, huh?

What did you call me?

What did you say, ****a?!

What do you hope to get out of helping these people?

What do you say, Gelman? "Off the hook"?

What do you say?

What do you think it is?

What else happened?

What else?

What happened last time?

What happened to the movies?

What happened to your shaft?

What hath God wrought?

What he's going through,

What hundreds of years of slavery,

What I don't understand is

What I had heard was...

What I had said was them dudes knocked me upside my head,

What I'm supposed to do now, huh?

What if FEMA calls about the check?

What if he pees in the bed or vomit, or shoots a deuce?

What if it's the motherfucker next to me time to go? Huh?

What in the hell was that? Was that about me?

What in the hell?

What incident you talking about?

What is going on?

What is it, honey?

What is it?

What is it? What's happening?

What is that, some kind of gardening show?

What is the S word?

What it do, Woodcrest? Ha ha

What kind of sandwich is this?

What mess is this? Y'all filled out wrong forms, or what?

What network do you work for?

What ****a you know

What others? Who are these others?

What real ****as out in the struggle

What screen, ****a? We in the 1800's.

What special escape route?

What started as a simple disagreement between neighbors

What the ?

What the ?

What the ?

What the ?!

What the fuck is wrong with you, Huey?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck is you ?

What the fuck y'all looking at?

What the fuck you got to eat in this bitch, ****a?!

What the fuck you looking all scared for?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? My yard.

What the fuck's so sexy about my voice?

What the fuck's wrong with you?!

What the hell are you guys doing?

What the hell do ya'll want?

What the hell going on out here?

What the hell got into Tom?

What the hell is this, a snitch athon?

What the hell is wrong with you?

What the hell is wrong with you? This ain't a movie, Riley.

What the hell? Tom, what's going on?

What the hell?! Tom, what's going on?

What the hell's wrong with those people over there?

What they didn't know was if he, like Riley,

What they got down there worth saving? What, jazz?

What up, dog?

What up, old ****a?

What up?

What was that noise?

What was that?

What we gonna do?

What were you about to do?

What would your momma say if she knew you was kicking out family?

What y'all ****as know about MySpace?

What you came to see, huh?

What you gonna do now?

What you gonna tell me, ghosts don't exist?

What you got there, Riley, huh? You got some moves?

What you got? Let me see what you got.

What your dumb ass think.

What, what, what?

What, what?

What, you thought I wouldn't come see you?

What, you want some, ******? Huh?

What?

What?

What?

What? Hey, hey, hey. Quit playing, ****a.

What? It's just a wifebeater.

What? ****a, there was no more police station after that.

What? No. Th That's ridiculous.

What? Oh, man. That's some old bullshit.

What? The manager ain't coming?

What? We's Ninth Ward n****es. Survivors.

What? What is this CPT?

What? What?

What? What's happening?!

What'd we do?

What'd you call it? A script?

What's ? What's going on, Ma?

What's 'hood in the Wood, white folks?

What's a "union"?

What's a Kumite?

What's a ****a want? Try to whup me.

What's going on here? Hey.

What's going on? Oh, help me, son.

What's going on? What's going on?

What's going on? What's good?

What's good with you, Earth? This is your boy, Thugnificent,

What's good, baby?

What's good, ****a?

What's good, ****a?!

What's happening, ****a?

What's he doing here?

What's my name, ****a?

What's my name, ****a? What's my name?!

What's not to like about that?

What's really good?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's that, boy?

What's that?

What's the business, big baby?

What's the number to a press conference?

What's up with me?

What's up with you?

What's up with you?

What's up, world? This is Sway.

What's up, world? This is Sway.

What's with all this hunger strike, boy?

What's wrong with you, woman?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with your watch?

What's wrongs with you, ****a?

Whatever his secret,

Whatever the fuck ****as is calling each other nowadays.

Whatever.

Wheee!

When a ****a need a nemesis,

When describing other black people.

When did drug use and violence in schools go up?

When did test scores across the country drop?

When did you get here?

When educators can go around willy nilly,

When he moved into his first home

When he said Iraq was central to the global war on terror?

When he wanna be,

When I do it, I'm a gonna do it for the people, now.

When I got home, so you know I'm straight.

When I sit and watch BET,

When I turned 17, I ran away to Hong Kong,

When I'm really an instrument of her salvation.

When it show up. If you still want it.

When most ****as say they can't find one.

When ****as was chasing us? Oh, man.

When she get out the car, the oil light come on.

When the council vote on my complaint,

When the FEMA check comes.

When the Levees Gonna Break Again?

When the Miami Heat signed him to a $3 gazillion contract,

When they see All they see is the headpiece,

When they think they should be inside at a table.

When was this picture taken? 1964?

When we try to use the goddamn torture machine?!

When will this tragedy end?

When y'all going to the store too?

When you come up,

When you have it on, and be proud of it.

When your cousin told everyone in the neighborhood

Whenever I hear the rappers, they say "****a."

Where are you escaping from?

Where are your pants? Why you wearing a skirt?

Where did you learn to dance like that?

Where I live,

Where I look out for you,

Where I met Triad boss Kenny Woo, my first love.

Where is the chain?

Where the chicken wings and the doughnuts?

Where the fuck was you raised? A Third World country?

Where they came from.

Where they don't want them to be,

Where they send them kids to boot camp.

Where they trace your DNA

Where you can, like, track, like, if someone, like,

Where you going?

Where you going?

Where you going? They're looking for us.

Where you going? You smell like black jellybeans.

Where'd you get that?

Where's the gun? Go on, get.

Where's your bike?

Whether it be N I G G U H, G G A, G G A H,

Whether you snitch to the feds or you snitch to Random House,

Whew. Damn, can't watch a movie without popcorn.

Whew. Did I miss anything?

Which actually worked out,

Which is great for me, 'cause I'm doing it big.

Which is why I don't wanna get it out again.

Which make sense, because she's 10.

Which one of us went to Harvard, huh?

Which part of "my bad" do you not understand?

Which premieres next month on Black Entertainment Television.

Which was owned by Ed's grandfather.

Which you indicate by puttin' that motherfucker away.

Which, interestingly enough,

While I was tied up.

While I'm talking, so shut the fuck up.

Whip a Rapper's Little Narrow Country Ass. And you

Whip y'all up a little snack or something.

White Lotus?

White man brought in the whole Gulf of Mexico

White man eats his meat raw.

White man made you look like a fool.

White man out there getting Nobel Prizes

White man said, "****a, pick that cotton.

Who Who's there, huh?

Who are y'all? What are y'all doing here?

Who called me a bitch?

Who did this to you? What ? What did he look like?

Who gets to say what time and what place? Bill Cosby?

Who gets to say what time and what place? Bill Cosby?

Who gets to set the rules?

Who got the neck bones?

Who had agreed to take the family in

Who has not heard of Catcher Freeman?

Who helped the police shut down a local crack house.

Who I met through the label,

Who in the darkness of night

Who in the hell are you?!

Who in the hell left the gate open?

Who is that?

Who is this?

Who lie and avoid commitment.

Who mastered the ancient

Who need some positivity.

Who put the motherfucking Kool Aid...

Who the hell you got to talk to?

Who told him about the guest room?

Who told you that?

Who toured with Parliament Funkadelic in the '70s,

Who was called a ******? Huh?

Who was shot during a street basketball tournament

Who went to Harvard to run BET?

Who would do something like that?

Who, Ann? No, man.

Who's been very critical recently of BET

Who's out there? Boys! Boys, help me.

Who's up for guacamole?

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa...

Whoa, now, Robert,

Whoa, this is nice.

Whoa, whoa, are you guys talking about

Whoa, whoa, look out!

Whoa, whoa, okay, okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it right there.

Whoa, whoa! What y'all doin'?

Whoa!

Whoa! Yeah, I got you now.

Whoa.

Whoa. Kissing a man? I mean, if it feels natural,

Whoa. What?

Whole N word controversy in Woodcrest?

Whoo ee. Boy, I hope you got some spray.

Whoo, come on. Come on, braids.

Whoo, whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Assalamu alaikum.

Whoo! Heh heh heh.

Whoo! I can't believe this.

Whore bells.

Whup your ass, ****a.

Why am I always the one getting ditched?

Why am I in Riley's bed?

Why are you in my bed?

Why are you throwing children out into the street?

Why are you trying to kill Usher?

Why bother?

Why can't we take turns?

Why didn't you tell us when it got took?

Why do you always kneel when I walk in? That's just so weird.

Why do you get to be in charge?

Why do you hate us, Father? What have we done to you, Jesus?

Why do you still wear shackles?

Why does a pimp need a surveillance center?

Why does everyone think I'm not fun?

Why does it always have to end up like this?

Why does that word still have so much power?

Why don't we just get treats from the concession stand?

Why don't you call her then?

Why don't you call social services

Why don't you fight a ****a straight up?

Why don't you give her a chance? You ain't even met her yet.

Why don't you go back to New Orleans?

Why don't you just invite them over for dinner,

Why don't you try being

Why don't you try something different,

Why here? Why me?

Why in the hell this keep happening to me?

Why is it when I order a soda pop,

Why me? Oh, man.

Why not just wait for Santa Claus

Why not?

Why people hold the phone to their head, Ed.

Why starve? Why just starve?

Why we gotta put the ****a in my bed?

Why won't they talk to the police?

Why would he send a message from ?

Why would she like you?

Why wouldn't they?

Why your dumbass robbing people?

Why, little baby?

Why, Lord, why?

Why, Lord?

Why, yes, I am, player player.

Why?

Why? It's really easy. Why?

Why? It's really easy. Why?

Why? What did I do? I'm fun!

Why? What did we ever do to him

Why'd they make me dress like this?

Will now transfer to you.

Will you ****as please shut the hell up.

Winning is about teamwork.

With 24's on it

With a 2 percent margin of error.

With a genetic predisposition

With a motherfucking Jacuzzi, ****a.

With a response, you know?

With a stick of dynamite up his ass.

With a stripper's ass in a grown man's face.

With a tennis racket

With a twist of lime.

With all these trees and white bitches and lemonade,

With apparently no fear of repercussions.

With fucking two minutes on it?

With good jobs, food, housing.

With him are Robert, Huey and Riley Freeman.

With his future ex white wife, Diana Alexander.

With his little pecan sized mind.

With his teacher, Joe Petto.

With interest.

With machine guns in the rims, ****a, what?

With nobody knowing nothing.

With picket signs in the street tomorrow.

With that white bitch.

With that white woman anyway?

With the deadliest fighters in the world.

With the Fidel Castro story.

With the heartbreak of revitiligo.

With the Lethal Interjection crew,

With the smash club anthem

With the worst record in the league.

With this broomstick.

With this chain over the years

With this hammer when I get back,

With Usher in the first place!

With whatever bullshit he's protesting over there.

With your black jungle bunny mama.

With your credit card.

With your grandfather about honesty.

With your little inground pools,

Without even taking off his warmups.

Without fear of persecution or litigation.

WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Fidel Castro's birthday? That shit don't sound right.

WOMAN [OVER PA]: Please do not look Muslim at the airport.

WOMAN: Come on, y'all.

WOMAN: Deleted.

WOMAN: Deleted.

WOMAN: Deleted.

WOMAN: Deleted.

WOMAN: Deleted.

WOMAN: Deleted.

WOMAN: Ding...dong.

WOMAN: Ha! Heh. Oh Oh! Isn't that a surprise?

WOMAN: Ooh, see. What did I tell you?

WOMAN: Ooh, what happened, girl? What did he say?

WOMAN: Please enter your password.

WOMAN: So where's he at now?

WOMAN: So where's he at now?

WOMAN: That's fine, girl.

WOMAN: Uh uh.

WOMAN: We need Ann in makeup.

WOMAN: Welcome to BET headquarters.

WOMAN: You got him, girl?

Won't have to go through the same shit.

Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch.

Word, son. I'm saying, I I mean, you know, this is

Word. Oh, yeah, man, you know,

Word. You know what I mean?

Word. You know what I mean?

Word. You know what I mean? Word.

Working in conjunction with the Republican Party

Worse yet,

Would somebody here please be an adult?

Would that be dick riding? You think? To go over there?

Would you get off that fucking phone?

Wouldn't let that shit happen to me though.

Wow, that is pretty good ball control.

Wow! Pearl necklaces.

Wow.

Wow. So selfless. Bob.

Wow. That is so gangster.

Wow. You know, you guys are good role models.

WZIB News got an anonymous tip that Robert Freeman,

Y yes, that's...

Y'all ain't got no butterbeans, no scrimps, no hogballs.

Y'all ain't got shit.

Y'all already know, folks. Riley Freeman,

Y'all better sit there and look sad.

Y'all broke ****as keep buying fish food if you want

Y'all can take care of everything.

Y'all can't take my granddad's car.

Y'all don't know

Y'all don't know

Y'all gonna get a time out.

Y'all gonna have to kick me out of this bitch.

Y'all got the 100 inch screen TV too.

Y'all got the new Xbox too. Oh, shit.

Y'all keep asking for help. I'll help.

Y'all know what a ****a moment is.

Y'all might as well stop making that Kool Aid right now,

Y'all saw The Da Vinci Code.

Y'all should be ashamed.

Y'all should just go be rappers.

Y'all should of thought about that when y'all fucking up.

Y'all should've take your black asses to Iraq

Yay.

Yay. All done. ? It's you, hey, and me?

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah heh heh heh heh.

Yeah, and a cleanup crew. Oh, and another shoe

Yeah, and it's great exercise.

Yeah, bitch. Let's go.

Yeah, boy! I love technology.

Yeah, but I don't really know Gangstalicious like that.

Yeah, but it still looks pretty bad.

Yeah, but things went okay for you afterwards.

Yeah, but what natural talent.

Yeah, come on over here.

Yeah, good luck with that one.

Yeah, Granddad, real tough with the handicapped.

Yeah, I am so sure that's true.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I have a deep distaste for n****ids

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I mean, look at this uniform.

Yeah, I said it.

Yeah, I see y'all ****as, y'all living, huh.

Yeah, I see y'all. Y'all like me, though:

Yeah, I see you too. What you want, ****a?

Yeah, I work about 32 jobs over the course of a week.

Yeah, I'll go with you right now

Yeah, I'm real ready.

Yeah, let's say that. We weren't very close.

Yeah, let's talk more

Yeah, look, just talk to 'em.

Yeah, man, this the house.

Yeah, man. Anybody could see

Yeah, man. We don't fight fair, ****a.

Yeah, material things can be replaced.

Yeah, me and the gang

Yeah, motherfucker.

Yeah, n nine, yes.

Yeah, ****a, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, ****a.

Yeah, not like we gonna try to kill each other.

Yeah, see, that's actually why I'm calling.

Yeah, silly. I told you I had it covered.

Yeah, so them ****as was like:

Yeah, take that you black cricket.

Yeah, that makes sense!

Yeah, that's more the fed's thing.

Yeah, that's my granddad

Yeah, that's real messed up.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!

Yeah, the problem is, we don't live in the future, Ed,

Yeah, they forced me to work overtime

Yeah, they thinkin' about it. They thinkin' about it. Come on.

Yeah, this bitch got some bass, boy

Yeah, this rap go out to Punknificent

Yeah, we lost everything.

Yeah, we sound like straight faggots, dog.

Yeah, well, you know,

Yeah, well, you know, kids are strong.

Yeah, whatever. Beat it.

Yeah, y'all got some real nice stuff up in here.

Yeah, yeah, I'm still here.

Yeah, yeah, my ****as.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just you and me.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I got a ticket for you.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, no.

Yeah, you didn't see that coming, did you?

Yeah, you know what? You should go to Latin America.

Yeah, you know, I believe in investing in the arts.

Yeah, you know, in Latin they say

Yeah, you know, what Rags to Bitches means

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah? Well, you're also the gayest.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Can't afford it.

Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah. For some reason, wolves really like me.

Yeah. Hey.

Yeah. Mistress Lee'vil. We have a kids show coming on

Yeah. She grinding on me, trying to get that little $20.

Yeah. Soul, ****a. Uh.

Yeah. Take that, Massa. Huh?!

Yeah. Then I thought about it,

Yeah. This is fantastic.

Yeah. Uh huh.

Yeah. Uh huh.

Yeah. We know she made Tom look like a bitch,

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You ain't lying.

Yeah. You know, all I'm saying is, you know,

Yeah. You wanna beat up on the slaves, huh?

Yep, bedtime's at 9. Have fun.

Yep, it's the law.

Yep, yep.

Yep, yep. All of 'em. Let's go.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep. Got to. No other choice.

Yep. I think I'm done.

Yep. Yes, sir.

Yes, and don't you go snitching.

Yes, but his betrayal could not stop Catcher.

Yes, but no.

Yes, Daddy

Yes, I believe,

Yes, I know you went to Harvard. Yeah.

Yes, I know. And I came because

Yes, I'm Tom. Just Tom.

Yes, of course. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, sir, Massa Colonel. You got it, a script.

Yes, sir. That's our name for it.

Yes, sir. White man has impeccable hygiene.

Yes, Super Fly. What did Usher ever do to you?

Yes, that includes the "A Pimp Named" part.

Yes, Tom. Every time.

Yes, Tom. You have to call her a bitch.

Yes, we We blessed to escape the deadly waters

Yes, yes, I see the ears.

Yes, yes. Get to the evil part.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. And I shouldn't have to tell you that.

Yes. As a matter of fact, I get to set the rules

Yes. But why would they want a super duper smart guy

Yes. Jay Z. Yes. Cousin of mine.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Yes. Please say the whole thing if you would.

Yes. See, we would encourage our teachers to say "S word"

Yes. That's right.

Yesterday, I bought a car that turns into a boat.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Yo, can I still come over?

Yo, can you hear me?

Yo, for real. We not trying to play with you today, Ruckus.

Yo, ****a. Your brother told us

Yo, Riley!

Yo, that was crazy.

Yo, that's a bitch ass ****a.

Yo, that's real talk.

Yo, this little ****a funny. Come on.

Yo, this X. Who's this?

Yo, welcome back, welcome back. It's your boy, T.

Yo, what up, Scoop?

Yo, you need to stop snitching, Granddad.

Yo, you said Gangstalicious?

Yo, you talking to girls your age,

Yo. I think we need to shake the spizzot.

Yo. Look out.

Yo. What up?

You You gonna need a gas mask

You 30 percent Scottish? Black as you is?

You a beautiful, talented woman.

You ain't got no drink?

You ain't never seen no ****a be gone like I'm gonna be gone.

You ain't right, Robert.

You ain't said nothing. I'm gonna do that, believe it.

You ain't seen no ****a ride out like me.

You ain't shit without me.

You ain't slick.

You ain't slick. You better

You ain't the boss of me, ****a.

You ain't too ****a to get that ass whupped. Uh huh.

You all right with me.

You all, uh, testicles and no shaft.

You almost touched Miss Von Hausen!

You and Granddad about go to jail.

You and I can share that miracle moment together.

You and me baby, doing it big. It'll be great.

You are fired.

You are gay. Boy, how did that be?

You are so exotic and beautiful.

You are so interesting.

You are such a cutie.

You be believin' anything somebody tells you

You beat me in the parking lot.

You been there your whole life.

You being real sensitive right now, man.

You bet I will, buddy.

You better check that ho, Mr. DuBois.

You better fall back, ****a.

You better have eyes in the back of your head, ****a.

You better leave.

You better listen to your granddaddy. Heh.

You better not get rid of it.

You better read The Secret.

You better shut your mouth

You blaming the white man for everything.

You both say "****a" all the time.

You broke bitch. Get a real chain.

You call this a magazine?

You can always leave.

You can come down, little baby. Ain't no hurricane.

You can get to your toast real fast, you know?

You can stay out here and work with them for a few days.

You can tell me.

You can't beat me. I'm Butch Magnus.

You can't control, Granddad.

You can't do that! Hey, come on.

You can't go anywhere else but up.

You can't go around hustling controversy for profit.

You can't go upside a bitch's head.

You can't hear the movie.

You can't help but want to suck on something.

You can't just go throwing that gay thing around, Huey.

You can't sully my reputation.

You can't take the car.

You clean it up, bitch.

You could be on the phone right now.

You could just be out the closet,

You couldn't do nothing but go cry.

You damn right, Mr. Policeman, I saw the whole thing.

You didn't respect us enough as homeowners

You do not want that.

You do what you can.

You do whatever it takes, boy. Whatever it takes.

You don't believe in Catcher Freeman?

You don't even want Huey don't want none.

You don't even work here anymore.

You don't have time? Shit.

You don't know where I came from.

You don't leave. Now, git!

You don't like the name? We rep Timid Deer.

You don't like the way I do it, then do your own kidnapping.

You don't need Rollo Goodlove

You don't need to give him no ass yet anyway.

You don't remember me? You don't remember my name?

You don't remember struggle.

You don't say. Well, great catching up.

You don't see me running around lookin' for a bitch.

You don't understand how bad a ****a need a chain.

You don't wanna be bitchless.

You don't want us here, do you?

You drove Granddad away. Now he's never coming back.

You eat a dick, ****a, you eat a dick!

You ever killed anybody?

You ever seen these ****a fraternities and sororities?

You ever seen these things?

You feel me, homey?

You feel me?

You filed a complaint against me, old man?!

You filed a complaint against Thugnificent?

You fuck with one member of the Lethal Interjection,

You fucking ass,

You gave me that test.

You generate from those around you?

You get a mansion, a yacht and white women?

You get here and give Cousin Jericho a hug.

You get in that room.

You get the cattle prod.

You get to catch up with old friends,

You get to hang out in the field with the real ****as.

You going in the closet.

You gonna give me my chain back

You gonna hate on it

You gonna have another demon,

You gonna have to get in her head the way she's in yours.

You gonna pay for my lawn, boy.

You gonna tell her to get out.

You gonna tell me where that chain is. I know that.

You got bad credit, Robert!

You got imaginary friends?

You got more shit than a ****a need in here.

You got naked kids.

You got some words of welcome

You got the wrong man. That's what you did. Heh.

You got to change it from the inside.

You got to feel me on this, man.

You got to really think it sounds good.

You got up your sleeves does not effect me.

You gots to help me out.

You gotta give him props on that one, folks.

You gotta kill him.

You gotta know a little something about slavery.

You gotta rotate your racial slur.

You gotta stand up to him. I remember when I was young,

You guys are gonna have to have your own room. That's all.

You guys are real fuckin' assholes, you know that?

You guys got elephant dollars.

You guys unionized and staged a walkout that quickly?

You guys, he's coming.

You had a lot of bad relationships.

You had enough? You had enough of Butch?

You have 22 unheard messages. First message:

You have a beautiful smile, Sarah.

You have another choice.

You have assassinated their pride,

You have assaulted this fine family's dignity,

You have my blessings to exact vengeance

You have one week.

You have problems, Mr. Freeman, and you need help.

You have supreme authority over these nuts. I'm leaving.

You have to get past this.

You have to hit her.

You have to relax, Granddad.

You have to take me!

You hear me, ****a?!

You hear that bass line?

You heard me, beyotch.

You hide what you wanna hide from the police.

You high yellow ****as always forgetting your place.

You home early.

You is a bitch!

You just expressed right there, Thugnificent.

You just got a two piece combo and biscuit, ho.

You just mad at all this thugnificence.

You just such a philanthropologist.

You just wait till the manager gets here.

You keep looking out for me, we look out for each other.

You kill a dozen." It's all the same.

You killin' 'em.

You know

You know I had to bail

You know we homeys got to look out for each other.

You know what her password might be?

You know what hurts?

You know what I mean, you know,

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? With fries and shit. I'll do whatever.

You know what I'm gonna do?

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? And 50 Cent

You know what I'm saying? Hey, Flo.

You know what I'm saying? They shat on the ****a, man.

You know what I'm sick of?

You know what it is. Fatman Scoop on the radio right here.

You know what lie

You know what they say: When it's your time to go,

You know what you should do?

You know what, motherfucker?

You know what, Riley? Anything for the little homey

You know what? Fuck them.

You know what? I know a great therapist.

You know what? I've had it.

You know what? That's your only freebie.

You know what? Y'all can get the fuck up outta here.

You know what? You boojie.

You know what? You guys are right.

You know what's gonna happen.

You know what's wrong with me.

You know who you messin' with, ****a?

You know why? 'Cause we ****as. Both of us.

You know you done fucked up, right?

You know you done fucked up, right?

You know you're not allowed to sing that song.

You know you're welcome to come, don't you?

You know,

You know, as a matter of fact,

You know, I don't think I've ever been invited

You know, I like the way your booty looks when you bend over.

You know, I might not even have revitiligo.

You know, I'm sharing my light.

You know, it's, uh It's hardest on the kids.

You know, kids fight wars in some countries.

You know, like, you supposed to put your homey over a ho.

You know, maybe we can work out something

You know, snitching is snitching.

You know, someplace like Costa Rica.

You know, thank you. You know, for, you know,

You know, that reading shit, it's hard, son.

You know, that's a real good question.

You know, the cost of bullets are going up.

You know, the dude with the charts and shit.

You know, they love him.

You know, to step their jewelry game up.

You know, we almost didn't make it up here.

You know, we just want cats out there in the street,

You know, we've been pretty much moving around

You know, what hurt us was losing all that mattress money.

You know, what? Shush.

You know.

You know. Alex Haley. Roots.

You left the lights on in the kitchen.

You like a saint. You like Saint Robert.

You listen to me, you fat turd.

You little half and half.

You look just like your picture too.

You look like you're going to a fuckin' comic book convention.

You lyin'. That's messed up, Granddad.

You lying, stealing motherfucker.

You mad? You hating, my ****a?

You made a powerful statement, young man.

You making me nervous. Very nervous, brother.

You mean a pimp?

You mean we did all this for nothing?

You mean, like, wolf wolves?

You mean, the Rollo Goodlove

You mean, we gonna let

You mean... lie?

You messed with the wrong brother.

You might actually like it. Mm hm.

You might better your life on your own.

You might wanna cop that, bro.

You might wanna go over there and talk to them

You might wanna send your lady out of the room

You motherfuckers wanna come on here

You motherfucking terrorists kill me.

You must be crazy. You gotta let your thing go.

You must be crazy. You gotta let your thing go.

You must be out of your damn mind.

You must be Robert's weekend visitor, Luna.

You must continue to be a soldier

You name it: diabetes, gout,

You need a special permit for wheels like that.

You need to stop with the hate crimes, Granddad.

You need to think about getting a full time job.

You never could get that hair right,

You never mentioned, uh,

You never told me what kind of dogs you have.

You ****as ain't too good at taking a hint,

You ****as put on your feet nowadays?

You on that stuff? Snap out of it, Tom.

You on your own

You out here telling jokes, Tobias?

You promise not to tell?

You ran up into his crib?

You ready to come home?

You ready to come out?

You real good when you come out of nowhere and sucker punch.

You retarded? You gonna beat the man's brains in

You right, Gangstalicious.

You rollin' with Ush.

You rubbin' against that silky white skin. Oh.

You said just keep filming, so

You saw him kiss me,

You say I don't look like my picture?

You say that shit every time a new iMac comes out.

You see anything weird, you just give us a call,

You see how short people's memories are?

You see, Bernie.

You see, I have to have dinner with Puffy later on.

You see, thing with me though is,

You see, Tom? They're a bunch of crooks.

You should be ashamed to call yourself a white doctor.

You should come to more of the community council meetings.

You should have seen them back in slavery days.

You should just know it.

You should post more pics.

You should probably wake up and smell the sheets.

You should take action.

You smell me? You know, people always wanna

You snitch ass motherfucker! Mama!

You still a bitch.

You stupid motherfucker!

You supposed to be in charge. You supposed to be the leader.

You supposed to be setting a better example.

You take as much time as you need.

You taking it too far now, Robert. Quit playing.

You talking about the Granddad

You tell 'em, Granddad.

You tell her what you want her to do.

You tell me, what's up with you?

You the exact same fool you were last week.

You the one who said he kissed a man.

You think Aristotle turned to Achilles and said:

You think he was lying?

You think I can relate to anything

You think I knew she was a killer kung fu wolf bitch?

You think I wanna be at the VIBE awards?

You think I wanna be doing Skating with the Stars,

You think I wanna deal with this shit at the end of my life?

You think I want my own sitcom, Huey?

You think I'm crazy?

You think I'm paying $20 for some popcorn?

You think I'm stupid? I know you fucking that bitch.

You think she gonna talk to me?

You think we put this shit on the air

You think we sit down and say:

You think you too good to butter your own popcorn.

You think you understand white humor more than me?

You thought you was the only one

You told me to grab a kid. I grabbed a kid.

You told this man your life story,

You two just...stay here.

You two until your grandfather returns

You understand that, you ugly, fat bitch?

You waiting on your daddy?

You wanna go out and play some football?

You wanna hang out for a little while?

You wanna play basketball, you play it outside.

You wanna play with her?

You wanna stop me, you gonna have to shoot me

You wanna talk about gay. You wanna talk about gay?

You wanna talk to me later on?

You want me to kidnap anybody else,

You want me to see if he got your size?

You was popping all that good shit a second ago.

You was robbing white people's houses, wasn't you?

You wasn't saying that back at the house, was you?

You went to the store for two weeks?

You went without me. I know you went. You did.

You were about to rat on us, weren't you?

You were black then, you're black now,

You were flirting.

You were gonna let him kill hisself?

You were in construction, right?

You will be willing to apologize for the video.

You will find a copy of the Black Panther comic book

You without me equals shit.

You won't kill me, Air Marshal 50 Cent.

You wouldn't believe it.

You wouldn't remember who that was, would you, boy? Hm?

You young brothers have a blessed day.

You. Come here.

You'd like to share with the court, Mr. DuBois?

You'll be able to have any man you want.

You'll know what to do with it when the time comes.

You'll never get anywhere with that attitude.

You'll never take me alive, you punk asses.

You'll only die trying.

You're a bigtime lawyer,

You're an animal.

You're Catcher Freeman? The Catcher Freeman?

You're definitely allowed by law to hit her now, Tom.

You're doing real good, brother.

You're doing real good.

You're embracing a butt, Reverend.

You're fired, so get on out of here.

You're fucking with every last one of us

You're gonna get some help.

You're gonna let the star commit suicide?

You're gonna ruin my dentures.

You're grounded.

You're in it all the way.

You're interesting.

You're joking, right?

You're just gonna go on and quit.

You're just like all the others.

You're just like the others.

You're just mad because I'm styling on you.

You're letting her mess with your head.

You're messing with forces

You're neighbors. You have to live together.

You're not a man, are you?

You're not advancing any struggle

You're not Brazilian,

You're not gonna cry now, are you?

You're not gonna see this in any kid's game.

You're not the only one out there.

You're paying top dollar.

You're really, really, really, really rich.

You're right.

You're ruining my innocence!

You're so brave

You're still on retainer,

You're still taking Jazmine

You're such a good giver.

You're super duper smart.

You're supposed to put it on.

You're supposed to put the butter on it.

You're talking about joining a family.

You're too young to understand, little man.

You's a bitch.

You've also refused our previous invitations

You've heard of me?

You've never heard of Roots?

You've reached the national headquarters

Young M.C. roller skating.

Young Reezy never joke about his paper stacks.

Young Reezy Riley Freeman.

Young Reezy!

Young Thelma yearned for her freedom,

Your bitch does.

Your chain, my ****a.

Your chain.

Your granddad's ****a moment ain't dead yet.

Your granddaddy is a master of deception.

Your granddaddy picked me

Your health, and scary enough, even your money.

Your kid's eating tater tots

Your mama got caught giving up neck

Your mama taught you better than that, ghetto ass ****a.

Your mama's so ashy No.

Your mothers ain't shit.

Your parents are getting divorced

Your voice sounds real sexy right now.

Your wife's conversations and e mails.

Yup, she your very first cyber friend

Zero 40.

106 & Park with AJ and Free.

911 emergency. I'll hold.

ain't I clean now?

and thought it would just be too rude of us

big screen TV sitting on top of a TV.

go ahead and delete. Ha, ha.

Mistress Leevil, my Harvard education tells us

with that big ass...

you know ?

a ****a moment cannot exist.

is our funniest weapon in the war on terror.

wrong house.

? 'Cause your ass is old ?

? A mother mother mother Mother fool?

? Ain't the same ?

? Ain't the same And your body ?

? All I'm trying to Say is that ?

? And I'm 'a remain a soldier ?

? And I'm 'a remain a soldier ?

? And I'm 'a remain a soldier ?

? And I'm 'a remain a soldier ?

? And I'm 'a remain a soldier ?

? And it's better for me To let it go now ?

? And she started to... ?

? And when you feel You can't go on?

? Baby's got blue eyes ?

? Because the party ain't?

? Being with someone else?

? Blue eyes ?

? Blue eyes ?

? Booty butt Booty butt cheeks?

? Booty butt, booty butt Booty butt cheeks?

? Booty butt, booty butt Booty butt cheeks?

? Booty, booty B b b booty butt cheeks?

? But I don't think You're gonna change ?

? But it's coming From my heart?

? But that don't mean I want to ?

? But we did fell apart?

? But you know that it's over?

? But you know You gotta let it go?

? Chop, chop, chop ?

? Chop, chop, chop ?

? Chop, chop, chop ?

? Chop, chop, chop ?

? Chop, chop, chop ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ?

? Daddy was too?

? Deep down you know It's best?

? Don't go to school, fool?

? Eat emcees all day Mmm, delicious?

? Even though this might Bruise you ?

? Even though this might Bruise you?

? First thing you do Is just pick up the phone ?

? First thing you do Is just pick up the phone ?

? First thing you do Is just pick up the phone? Snitch

? For acting all gay and shit ?

? For yourself, but you?

? From rags to riches To baddest bitches ?

? Gangstalicious My rhymes are too vicious?

? Gonna show the block How to handle this fool ?

? Gotta let it burn?

? Gotta let it burn? ? Gotta let it burn ?

? Gotta let it go? ? You see my chest? ?

? Hate the thought Of her being with someone ?

? He picked up the phone ?

? He's just hatin' 'Cause we went ?

? I ain't happy, baby?

? I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ?

? I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ?

? I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ?

? I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ?

? I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ?

? I am the stone The builder refused ?

? I am the stone The builder refused ?

? I am the stone The builder refused ?

? I am the stone The builder refused ?

? I am the stone The builder refused ?

? I am the visual The inspiration ?

? I am the visual The inspiration ?

? I am the visual The inspiration ?

? I am the visual The inspiration ?

? I am the visual The inspiration ?

? I am the visual The inspiration ?

? I do but you don't?

? I don't understand ?

? I got three stick nunchucks?

? I gotta let it burn ?

? I really want to Work this out ?

? I should stay In this relationship ?

? I think that you should?

? I'll come and hold you?

? I'll warm you?

? I'm 'a stomp him In the nuts ?

? I'm 'a stomp him In the nuts ?

? I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ?

? I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ?

? I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ?

? I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ?

? I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ?

? In shades of rose... ?

? Is coming to an end ?

? Is that I knew This old ****a was fouled ?

? It's been a long time comin'?

? It's gonna burn for me To say this?

? Jumpin' like it used to?

? Jumpin' like it used to?

? Let it burn ?

? Let it burn ?

? Let it burn Let it burn?

? Let it burn?

? Let it burn? ? Let it burn ?

? Let it burn? ? Let it burn ?

? Let it burn? ? Let it burn ?

? Let it burn? ? Let it burn ?

? Let it burn? ? Let it burn?

? Lethal Interjection Living next to your home ?

? Lethal Interjection Living next to your home ?

? Lethal Interjection Living next to your home ?

? Lethal Interjection Versus one old ****a ?

? Like a deep blue sea ?

? Like Hack a Shaq? ? A Shaq ?

? Like it used to? ? Oh ?

? Momma was a fool?

? Money, money Money, money ?

? Motherfucking grandpa Old ****a, it's on ?

? Motherfucking grandpa Old ****a, it's on ?

? Motherfucking grandpa Old ****a, it's on ?

? My house is paid for No rent, no lease ?

? My whole crew up in this No doubt we gonna win this?

? Now his ass is grass For dropping dimes on my crew ?

? Now my finger's On the trigger ?

? Oh, won't you smile A while for me??

? Oh, won't you smile A while for me??

? Oh, yeah?

? Oh, you're just mad 'Cause your ass is old?

? Oh? ? Oh ?

? Oh? ? When your feeling ?

? Old folks should get Their ass whupped ?

? Old motherfucker ?

? Old motherfucker ?

? Old Punk ass nificent Never went to high school?

? On a blue, blue day ?

? Other things I gotta deal with?

? Plus there's so many?

? Sarah smile?

? Sarah?

? Sarah? Hm.

? Sarah's smile?

? See, it don't cost a dime ?

? She came to her senses ?

? Smack up your moms Like I smacked Johnny Guinness?

? Snitch, ****a, ****a ****a ?

? Snitching Ain't the thing to do ?

? So many days So many hours?

? So now me and my crew ?

? So that you can know Left from right ?

? So that you can know Left from right ?

? So that you can know Left from right ?

? So that you can know Left from right ?

? So that you can know Left from right ?

? Somebody need to ask these snitches ?

? Somebody toss my 9 ?

? Soul Plane, Soul Plane?

? Soul Plane?

? Soul Plane?

? Soul Plane?

? Stomp him in the nuts ?

? Suckers really shouldn't play I hit 'em with the Hennessy?

? Tell me why ?

? Than hold on and hurt you ?

? That made lady Sing the blues ?

? That made lady Sing the blues ?

? That made lady Sing the blues ?

? That made lady Sing the blues ?

? That made lady Sing the blues ?

? That when they start Playing it ?

? That's why he's?

? The inner glow That lets you know ?

? The inner glow That lets you know ?

? The inner glow That lets you know ?

? The inner glow That lets you know ?

? The inner glow That lets you know ?

? The only reason That I pack a strap ?

? The party ain't jumpin' ?

? The promise Of what's to come ?

? The promise Of what's to come ?

? The promise Of what's to come ?

? The promise Of what's to come ?

? The promise Of what's to come ?

? The same spark That lights the dark ?

? The same spark That lights the dark ?

? The same spark That lights the dark ?

? The same spark That lights the dark ?

? The same spark That lights the dark ?

? The story that just begun ?

? The story that just begun ?

? The story that just begun ?

? The story that just begun ?

? The story that just begun ?

? Think it's best We go our separate ways ?

? This is the type of heat ?

? This old man He played fool ?

? Three o'clock yesterday I don't care what they say?

? Till the war is won Won ?

? Till the war is won Won ?

? Till the war is won Won ?

? Till the war is won Won ?

? Till the war is won Won ?

? Till you return? ? Don't want to ?

? Till you return? ? When your feelin' ?

? To call your brother sun ?

? To call your brother sun ?

? To call your brother sun ?

? To call your brother sun ?

? To call your brother sun ?

? Under your praised eyelid ?

? We know that it's through?

? When I'm hurtin', baby ?

? Whoo?

? Why they talking to police? No justice, no peace ?

? Why... ?

? Yeah ?

? Yeah, yeah, yeah?

? Yeah, yeah?

? You old motherfucker ?

? You wanna be Like Thugnificent?

? You're just mad ?

? You're just mad 'Cause your ass is old ?

? You're just mad 'Cause your ass is old ?

? You're just mad 'cause Your ass is old? Yeah.

? Your body don't want to?

.

... 'cause I love it. Heh.

... came from that area over there, uh, running...

... do they gallop still?

... except...

... faggot boy.

... our new crib in Woodcrest,

... the worst day of your life.

...and all kinds of goofy shit on my truck

...hero.

...in the Jacuzzi?

...so this little hoodlum can say the N word

...the darkies attacked!

'cause "****a" just rolled off the tongue

'Cause a bitch got books to sell. That's why.

'cause he had a evil spirit"?

'Cause he was like, "Fuck that shit. I'm a real ****a."

'cause I be's all about my paper.

'Cause I do. Mom, I'm in a meeting.

'cause I don't even drink g****.

'Cause I figured y'all was destroying my house. Hm.

'cause I was a mummy in a Japanese girl pop band.

'cause I was afraid you'd do something like this.

'Cause I'm an American. Shit.

'Cause I'm gonna make sure I pay you back every penny.

'Cause I'm the most not gay ****a

'Cause if you do, you own the keys to some cash.

'cause it's a An example of what not to do.

'Cause that's so ridiculous.

'cause they must have forgot

'cause Thugnificent's in the motherfucking...

'cause when they shine, I shine.

'Cause y'all about to see how good it is to be me

'cause you a gay ass, hater, faggy boy.

'Cause you's a bitch.

'Cause your granddaddy gives sweet love.

'cause, see, I ain't even tell Janet

'cause, uh, they up and left.

'Sucka ****a.' 'Ain't No ****a.'"

" out, and she may return and murder the whole family.

"'Cause I'm free.

"'****as Bleed.' 'Jigga my ****a.'

"'****as for Life.' 'Real ****as Don't Die.' 'Shame on a ****a.'

"Ahhh" ain't my name.

"Am I allowed"?

"And I will not be captured by your ignorance

"and you can still make it up out the 'hood

"because Thugnificent does it,

"before Mr. Charlie and them crackers

"Best regards, Huey Freeman.

"Bitch ****a.

"Booty Butt Cheeks. "

"Can a ****a borrow a French fry?"

"Catcher Tobias Lynchwater, better known as Catcher Freeman,

"Dear Tom, my granddad kicked a woman named Luna "

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Do it big," huh? I like that.

"Don't grow up and act like a fucking fool all the time,

"Extort"? Extort?

"Field & Scream." National Review.

"Fill out the enclosed form and your check

"fucked up place to live. "

"Guess what? I just saved a bunch of money

"Having reviewed your records, we have determined

"He was also Colonel Lynchwater's son,

"He was so unbelievably gay."

"Help me help you. " Yeah, okay.

"Hey, let's be entertaining.

"Hey, let's create a fraternity

"Homeys Over Ho's."

"I beat up old people

"I called him Freddy.

"I don't want no big ****** lips drinking my fine wine,"

"I loved Gangstalicious the most.

"I wanted more than anything to give my heart to him forever,

"I will not be a prisoner to your foolishness. I am free.

"I will not be trapped

"in your n****fied matrix, either.

"Kids, That ain't the Way."

"Man...

"****a this, ****a that. ****a, please.

"****a, bale that hay.

"****a, check that ho.

"****a, have you lost your mind?

"****a" at any time.

"Of all the rappers I met during those years,

"Oh, my God, he said the word." Uh, "The N word."

"on my insurance 'cause these dumb ****as didn't know

"Please check on us periodically this weekend.

"PPPS: Uh, be careful, she's very danger "

"PPS: There's absolutely no chance

"PS: If she says we're not in, please ask to search the house.

"Roscoe, you better leaves town

"Sans bitch," as the French in France would say.

"should be mailed out

"So unbelievably gay"?

"someone like me,"

"Sorry, officer, we killed the ****a

"spear chucker" to students?

"terra belle" means "beautiful earth. "

"that you have not submitted

"The Story of Gangstalicious," Part 1.

"was a house slave on Colonel Lynchwater's plantation.

"We hate black people."

"we need another computer" shit.

"Well, sit down, ****a."

"What does it do?"

"What it do?"

"What up, Thugnificent?"

"What's Goin' On?" with Rollo Goodlove, Rollo Goodlove?

"What's your highest rated program?"

"You must have lost your damn mind.

"You need some napkins?" You feel me?

"Your breasts look like two mountains. "

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[ALL CHEERING]

[ALL GASP]

[ALL LAUGH]

[ALL LAUGH]

[ALL LAUGH]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

[ALL SIGH]

[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

[ALL YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

[ALL YELLING]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

[BAND PLAYING FUNK MUSIC]

[BANGING ON DOOR]

[BARKS, CACKLING]

[BATTLE CRIES]

[BB SHOTS, RUCKUS SCREAMING]

[BB SHOTS]

[BEEPS OFF]

[BEEPS OFF]

[BEEPS OFF]

[BEEPS]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[BLOWING]

[BONES CRACKING]

[BOTH CACKLING]

[BOTH CACKLING]

[BOTH GASP]

[BOTH GASP]

[BOTH GRUMBLE]

[BOTH GRUNT]

[BOTH GRUNT]

[BOTH LAUGH]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[BOTH SIGH LOUDLY]

[BOY LAUGHS MENACINGLY]

[BRAKES SCREECH]

[BREATHLESSLY] Sorry I'm late, pumpkin.

[BURPS]

[BURPS]

[BUZZER GOES OFF]

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

[BUZZES]

[CACKLES]

[CACKLES]

[CACKLES]

[CACKLES]

[CACKLING]

[CATCHA GRUNTING]

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[CHANTS]

[CHEERING]

[CHEERS, LAUGHS]

[CHOKING]

[CHOKING]

[CHOMPING]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[CHUCKLES, SIGHS]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

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[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] That's all I need to see.

[CHUCKLES] This is your day

[CHUCKLES] Yeah.

[CLANGS]

[CLAPS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CLICK]

[COCKS]

[COLONEL SCREAMING]

[COLONEL SOBBING]

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

[COUGHING]

[COUGHS]

[CRASHING]

[CRASHING]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[CROWD BOOING]

[CROWD BOOING]

[CROWD BOOS]

[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[CROWD SHOUTING]

[CRYING]

[CRYING]

[CRYING] Me too, baby.

[CRYING] Why did you lie to me, Robert?

[DEEP VOICE] It's really real.

[DIMWITTED VOICE] Catcha don't see nothing.

[DOG BARKING]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR SHUTS]

[DOORBELL DINGING]

[DOORBELL DINGING]

[DOORBELL DINGS]

[DOORBELL DINGS]

[DOORBELL RINGING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[DRILL WHIRS]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[EXHALES]

[EXPLOSION]

[FAUCET SQUEAKING]

[FLONOMINAL SOBBING]

[FORK BANGS PLATE]

[GAGGING]

[GASPS, CHOKING]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GIBBERING]

[GIBBERS]

[GIRL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

[GLASS SMASHING, CRASHING]

[GLASS SMASHING, KID CRYING]

[GRANDDAD LAUGHS]

[GRANDDAD LAUGHS]

[GRANDDAD SCREAMING]

[GRANDDAD SOBBING]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

[GRUMBLES]

[GRUNTING, YELLING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GUNFIRE]

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

[HOWLS]

[HUEY GRUNTS]

[HUMMING]

[HUMMING]

[HUMMING]

[HUMMING]

[HUMMING]

[HUMMING]

[HUMS, GRUNTS]

[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT] It's part of my Scottish heritage

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[INDISTINCT RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[INHALES]

[KATRINIANS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[KIDS LAUGHING]

[KIDS SHOUTING]

[KIDS SHOUTING]

[KIDS SHOUTING]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING] I know.

[LAUGHING] I sure did.

[LAUGHING] No, Granddad.

[LAUGHING] Oh, my God.

[LAUGHING] Oh, uh huh.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

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[LAUGHS]

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[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS] Uh oh.

[LAUGHTER]

[LINE RINGING]

[LONG, DIMINISHING SOBBING]

[LUNA SCREAMS]

[MAN CHEERING]

[MAN LAUGHS]

[MAN LAUGHS]

[MAN YELPS]

[MEN LAUGHING]

[MUFFLED MURMURING]

[MUFFLED SCREAM]

[MUFFLED YELL]

[MURMURING]

[MURMURING]

[MURMURS]

[PANICKED SHOUTING]

[PANTING]

[PANTING] ****as...coming.

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGS]

[PHONE RINGS]

[PHONE RINGS]

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

[RAP SONG PLAYING]

[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT LYRICS]

[RICHARDS LAUGHING]

[RILEY CACKLES]

[RILEY CACKLES]

[RILEY CACKLES]

[RILEY LAUGHING]

[RILEY LAUGHS]

[RILEY SNORING]

[RILEY WHINING]

[RINGING CONTINUES]

[RINGING, PHONE CLATTERS TO FLOOR]

[ROLLO LAUGHS]

[RUCKUS CACKLING]

[RUCKUS CHUCKLES]

[RUCKUS LAUGHING OVER PHONE]

[RUCKUS LAUGHS]

[SCREAMING, GRUNTS]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS, CRIES]

[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SEAGULL CALLING]

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

[SHOUTING] Told you so!

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SINGS ALONG] ♪ Homeys over ho's Homeys over ho's ♪

[SLAVES GRUNTING]

[SLAVES SINGING]

[SLURPING, BANGING PLATE]

[SLURPS]

[SMACKS LIPS]

[SNICKERS]

[SNICKERS]

[SNICKERS]

[SNICKERS]

[SNICKERS]

[SNICKERS]

[SNICKERS]

[SNICKERS]

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING] And that's all we ever gonna be.

[SOBBING] It's okay. It's okay.

[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[SPEAKING SPANISH POORLY]

[SQUEAKING, MAN SCREAMING]

[STUFFY VOICE] "I've had it. Everyone's getting a time out."

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

[THELMA SCREAMS]

[THELMA YELLING]

[THUDDING, SMASHING]

[THUDS]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[TOM SCATTING POORLY]

[TRUCK HORN HONKS]

[TV GETS LOUDER]

[TYPING]

[WAILS]

[WEGGIE SQUAWKING OVER PHONE]

[WHIMPERING]

[WHIMPERING]

[WHIMPERING]

[WHIMPERING]

[WHIMPERING] You're right.

[WHIMPERS]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WHISTLES]

[WHISTLES]

[WHISTLES]

[WOMEN LAUGHING]

[YELLING, GRUNTING]

[YELLING]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

[YELPS]

♪ ...Metaphor's not the type To bury the hatchet ♪

♪ 'Cause bitches ain't shit ♪

♪ 'Cause bitches be trouble ♪

♪ 'Cause he done Do more to tan you ♪

♪ 'Cause when you do The homey neck attack ♪

♪ Addicted to gettin' head Chicks call me the brainiac ♪

♪ Ah hah, oh ♪

♪ Ah What you waiting on? ♪

♪ Ah! ♪

♪ Ain't nobody playing ♪

♪ All that color To my tears ♪

♪ And bump it to the right ♪

♪ And everything I'm allowed to see ♪

♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

♪ And kill all these crackers ♪

♪ And this is my day ♪

♪ And your ****as Ain't eatin' ♪

♪ Any way you want to... ♪

♪ Battle rap with words War like jihad ♪

♪ Be havin' ****as beefin' ♪

♪ Bitch, can't you see ♪

♪ Booty dance, booty dance ♪

♪ Booty dance, uh, booty dance Booty dance, booty dance ♪

♪ Both y'all see these ♪

♪ But my mama Named me Jabrayo ♪

♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪

♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪

♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪

♪ Come and see ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Come up dissing And you'll come up missing ♪

♪ Deep down On a roll, on go, eh... ♪

♪ Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey Do the homey ♪

♪ Do the homey Do the homey ♪

♪ Fake meat is good Ooh hee, hey ♪

♪ Free ♪

♪ Freedom in high fidelity ♪

♪ Haters say, "ha" ♪

♪ Haters say, "what?" ♪

♪ He's a gangsta ♪

♪ Helping, healing ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Homeys over ho's ♪

♪ Homeys over ho's ♪

♪ Homeys over ho's ♪

♪ Homeys over ho's ♪

♪ Homeys over ho's ♪

♪ Homeys over ho's ♪

♪ Homeys over ho's Homeys over ho's ♪

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

♪ I am the stone that The builder refused ♪

♪ I am the stone That the builder refused ♪

♪ I am the stone That the builder refused ♪

♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪

♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪

♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪

♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪

♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪

♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪

♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪

♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

♪ I want action, passion Smiling ♪

♪ I'll put a .25 in your back Like Barry Bonds serves you ♪

♪ I'm a cutthroat baller Like O.J. Simpson ♪

♪ I'm a cutthroat baller Like O.J. Simpson ♪

♪ I'm free ♪

♪ I'm more the type to bury You bastards in caskets ♪

♪ I'm on my way ♪

♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪

♪ I'm who they bring up ♪

♪ If you're wondering What it look like ♪

♪ In a glass cage... ♪

♪ Introduce your neighbor To your savior ♪

♪ It's 'bout to go down ♪

♪ It's on my crew I stick... ♪

♪ Jabrayo got it You know what I mean ♪

♪ La la la la la la La la la la ♪

♪ Laughing, yielding Feeling ♪

♪ Let's get it, let's get it ♪

♪ Like dope 'fore crack My notepad be rehab ♪

♪ Like Paris Hilton ♪

♪ Like we hit the phase ♪

♪ Little homey, listen, Try and serve me ♪

♪ Look at me ♪

♪ Look at me ♪

♪ Looking back over My false dreams ♪

♪ Lord, take our black asses Out of here ♪

♪ Massa, girl You a bitch, ****a ♪

♪ Me and my ****as bump Chests in the VIP ♪

♪ ****a, we hatin' On them ho's ♪

♪ No, no Look at me ♪

♪ Now, bump it to the left ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, shake it girl Shake it girl ♪

♪ Oh, she's gone She's gone ♪

♪ On the streets Or on the beat ♪

♪ Or rappers Like major labels ♪

♪ Rhymes so chronic, my songs Give you the munchies ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll gangsta ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll gangsta ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll gangsta ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll gangsta ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll gangsta ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll man ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll man... ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll man... ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll man... ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll man... ♪

♪ Rollin' with no bitch ♪

♪ Sandwich ♪

♪ Shake it girl Yeah ♪

♪ Shake that ass, girl ♪

♪ She pushin' your way ♪

♪ She's gone ♪

♪ She's gone Yes, she is ♪

♪ Sing a song... ♪

♪ Sing this motherfucker Now ♪

♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪

♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪

♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪

♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪

♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪

♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪

♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪

♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪

♪ So that you can know Your left from right ♪

♪ So when they speak Of who blinged up ♪

♪ Somebody tell me What can I do? ♪

♪ Spendin' all your cash ♪

♪ Take our black asses Out of here ♪

♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

♪ That rocks my soul ♪

♪ The dark brown shades Of my skin ♪

♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

♪ The story that just begun ♪

♪ The story that just begun ♪

♪ The story that just begun ♪

♪ The story that just begun ♪

♪ The story that just begun ♪

♪ The story that just begun ♪

♪ The story that just begun ♪

♪ The story that just begun ♪

♪ The story that just begun ♪

♪ The story that just begun ♪

♪ They say it's all wrong ♪

♪ They say it's all... ♪

♪ Things you're saying... ♪

♪ Till the war is won Won ♪

♪ Till the war is won Won ♪

♪ Till the war is won Won ♪

♪ Till the war is won Won ♪

♪ Till the war is won Won ♪

♪ Till the war is won Won ♪

♪ Till the war is won Won ♪

♪ Till the war is won Won ♪

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

♪ To change your race ♪

♪ Tree stout, they call me Metaphor the Great ♪

♪ We'll stomp 'em in the nuts ♪

♪ We'll stomp 'em in the nuts. I'm 'a... ♪

♪ What's with the ice cream Homey, change your face ♪

♪ When I'm in the building I'm not famous for nothing ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Whoo oo oo ♪

♪ Whoo, hoo ♪

♪ With none of y'all ♪

♪ Won't you come save us Catcher? ♪

♪ Won't you take Our black asses out of here? ♪

♪ Won't you take Our black asses out of here? ♪

♪ Won't you take Our black asses out of here? ♪

♪ Y'all ain't able 'Cause true artists ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ You and ♪

♪ You can live your life ♪

♪ You can't See these or touch these ♪

♪ You do it right ♪

♪ You got a problem ♪

♪ You trickin' on that ho ♪

♪ You want a problem? ♪

♪ You want a problem? ♪

♪ Your homey got shot up ♪

♪ 'Cause if you hate on me..

♪ For most everything ♪

♪ Free ♪

♪ Girls love Metaphor And I love them back ♪

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪

♪ La la la la la la La la la la ♪

♪ Make me wanna say I'm free ♪

♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪

♪ Stomp 'em in the nuts ♪

♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪

♪ That splash against My hollow bones ♪

♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪

♪ Till the war is won Won ♪

♪ Till the war is won Won ♪

♪ With bald heads in check ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ You never catch the 'Lish ♪