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The League (2009) - Season 3 The League is a comedy television show that aired from 2009 to 2015. Season 3, which aired in

The League (2009) - Season 3

The League is a comedy television show that aired from 2009 to 2015. Season 3, which aired in 2011, continued to follow the lives of a group of friends who are part of a fantasy football league. The show takes a humorous and often outlandish look at the friendships, rivalries, and absurd antics that come with participating in a fantasy sports league.

The main cast of The League includes Mark Duplass as Pete Eckhart, Stephen Rannazzisi as Kevin MacArthur, Nick Kroll as Rodney Ruxin, Paul Scheer as Andre Nowzick, Jon Lajoie as Taco MacArthur, and Katie Aselton as Jenny MacArthur. Each character has their own unique personality and approach to fantasy football, leading to many comedic situations and hilarious interactions between the group.

The third season of The League continued to explore the dynamics between the friends, as they competed against each other both on the fantasy football field and in their personal lives. The show expertly blends irreverent humor with the ups and downs of friendships, making for a highly entertaining and relatable viewing experience.

In Season 3, viewers are treated to a whole new set of fantasy football shenanigans, as the friends go to great lengths to stay ahead in the league. From making outrageous trades to scheming behind each other's back, no tactic is off-limits in their quest to claim the coveted championship title. As the season progresses, tensions rise and the competition becomes even more cutthroat, leading to some hilarious and unexpected outcomes.

One of the highlights of The League is its talented ensemble cast, who bring their characters to life with humor and charm. Mark Duplass portrays Pete, the self-proclaimed fantasy football guru who always seems to have an edge over his opponents. Stephen Rannazzisi is Kevin, the highly competitive and often neurotic friend who takes the league very seriously. Nick Kroll shines as Ruxin, the conniving and manipulative player who stops at nothing to win. Paul Scheer nails the role of Andre, the lovable and slightly clueless friend who often becomes the butt of the group's jokes. Jon Lajoie brings hilarity to the screen as Taco, the eccentric and unpredictable friend who approaches fantasy football in his own unconventional way. Katie Aselton adds a strong female presence as Jenny, Kevin's wife, who is not afraid to assert her dominance in the league.

Fans of The League will not be disappointed with Season 3, as it delivers the same laughs and quirky characters that made the show a hit. With its sharp writing, talented cast, and relatable premise, The League is a must-watch for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and has ever participated in a fantasy sports league.

If you want to experience the comedic genius of The League yourself, you can play and download sounds from the show here. From hilarious one-liners to memorable catchphrases, these sounds will transport you right into the world of fantasy football gone haywire. So grab your popcorn, gather your friends, and get ready for a wild ride with The League!
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A big old retrograde uterus in there.
A dreamscape of femininity.
A fax?
A flash in the pan?
A giant
A man just came on my couch.
A menstrual medium?
A pothole right in front of it that will sc**** the tits right off of your car.
A what kind of party?
About the plight of the upper middle class white suburban male at all.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Ellie, you want to do Uncle Taco a littlitfavor?
Accident.
Actually, I don't think so.
Actually, I have the same requirements, but, uh, I don't care that much about
Actually, that is a great question.
Adios.
Ah, don d even... you don't even have to bother.
Ah!
All due to this guy right here, Mr. Taco.
All in.
All right, all right.
All right, come on, guys;
All right, cool.
All right, I been thinking about this a lot, and I think our
All right, just don't go crazy.
All right, listen.
All right, pick up the pace, little Ellie.
All right, so... since when does Sophia allow you to celebrate Judaism in your
All right, well, let's get rid of any man.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. But, uh, Kevin... Hey.
All right. I... I... I... I think I get it.
All right. Why don't you... You okay?
Am I?
Amen.
And a half chub?
And by the way, Baby Geoffrey, he can go to public school, too.
And congratulations. Hey.
And I am now open for any and all... Oh, ooh, boy.
And I got ten hours of Judaica themed trance music in case this party gets off
And I have to stop and get tampons.
And I smell like... Ow!
And just fall into the goal.
And last night, I saw a man paint a swastika on a bench.
And second, if I did look inward, which I won't, I think
And she's pretty.
And so I just threw in, like, some asparagus, and I hope
And that guy gets all the glory.
And that's how we do that.
And the airbrushing job's awesome.
And the mole on your left breast is gone.
And then you wonder why you're dating online.
And there he is!
And there's like a 65 %
And this bench is all she has.
And this dark city of Gotham's got a gloomy cloud, 'cause I'm
And what are these plants?
And whose fault is that?
And you look just like Tom Cruise.
And you said, "What? I've got testicular cancer."
And, uh, McArthur, table for two, I believe.
Andre about the porno... Guys.
Andre, I thought you were turning off the charm machine.
Andre, I thought you were turning off the charm machine.
Andre, I'm not going to interfere as long as you don't
Andre, please be cool.
Andre, there's no number on this thing.
Andre's sister?
Another bench, that's all.
Any player on my team the best team for information about
Any player?
Any player.
Anyone on my roster for information.
Anyway, after this Sukkot fiasco, does not look
Anyway, the street has never looked better.
Apologize.
Appreciate this.
Are those boobs? Gross!
Are you eating in here?
Are you pulling me from the game?
Are you pulling me from the game?
Arrivedei, amigas.
Art doesn't mean we can't sit on it.
As a favor to you, Ruxin, I am going to power down
As you can all see, all of our teams suck.
Ashley R. This is my girl.
Ashley's here to touch baby Jeffrey's dinger, none of yours.
Au pair!
Australian mining consortium.
Aw, thanks, pal.
Be good, buddy.
Because I'm thinking about... Gentlemen. Hi.
Because you said, "What? No."
Benefit is that we are now able to share a rich ******* tradition
Best part is you get her up there, you look all studly with
Bet you if you checked her out, you'd find out she's got
Blessed art thou, O Lord, our God, king of the universe...
Bogart my date with Matthew Berry.
Boof the charm machine.
Boom.
But Andre's sister's not even here.
But are you guys ready to order?
But I think I found a better solution.
But I'm also a single human person.
But it's t'se for us to clear the air and get a little honesty going, okay?
But just be aware... don't park in the driveway, because there's
But that is an egregious hate crime.
But we're one man short
But what does that say about you? What's going on with you today?
But who would save her from you?
But why aren't you inside of me right now?
But you need to be careful.
But, look, the bum's gone
But... I'm sorry. Shalom.
By the way, guys, don't touch the guacamole.
By the way, hooked up this giant screen to the TV inside,
Bye, Ash.
Bye, Matt.
Call the eight way trade.
Calm down, all right?
Can we all agree on that?
Can you believe this?
Can you explain to me what happened to the beautiful buxom
Can you go inside and put the Sukkot DVD in the DVD player, please?
Catching up is when two parties have actually done something.
Caught on Google Maps.
Chance that she'll hurt herself while she's up there, and I
Check it out.
Check this out
Close.
Coat party?
Come back!
Come on in.
Come on, do you want to play the fishing game with me?
Come on, give me the ball.
Come on, let me score.
Come on, sit down, take a load off.
Compliments of the gentleman over there.
Connected, Kevin?
Conversation skills are if you're not engaging with me, all
Cool.
Cool. Got this one?
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but that's you, that's a
Couple Bloody Marys?
Crackers on the table!
Crushing loneliness that he's going to feel not having a parent.
Cute!
Did I get this chocolate stain on there? Absolutely not.
Did I just look at that waitress? Absolutely not.
Did I neg him?