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A man would have to be an idiot not to be a little bit cautious...
Am I comfortable? I've got a like a brick in my scrotum
And at the risk of sounding redundant, please...
And some cleaning products.
And to this day, the events that followed all seem like a distant dream
And when I wouldn't see you for a year and a half to two years..
Are these your friends?
But Jesus fucking Christ! After Mom divorced you..
But that the anguish and the want of death would fade..
CLARENCE: The truth of the matter is this: I got a friend in the department.
Come here. Look at yourself! Look! Take a good look!
Come on, darling. We gotta get the fuck out of here!
Come on, sit down here. All right?
Didn't even want a call back
ELLIOT: Look. You know what? Just get it straight.
Floyd! Floyd, you used up the last piece of toilet paper.
Get a bag and put Alabama's things in it.
Get the fuck out of the way!
He ordered a girl for you. He said he wanted you to get laid.
Hey, yo. Yo. Wait a second. We're just fucking with you.
How do you know his name?
I don't fucking believe this! Look! Goddamn it! I knew it! I fucking knew it!
I don't know anybody named Clarence. But perhaps my husband does.
I got the part.
I got your things right here.
I haven't killed anybody...
I haven't seen Clarence in three years.
I know.
I mean, it's completely disgusting
I need to know right now if you and I are in bed together or not.
I was only there for four days. He got a little bit rough the other day.
I'd fuck Elvis.
I'd love some pie.
I'm offering half a million dollars worth of white for 200 grand.
I'm still a mystery to you
In fact, he called me up this week to find out...
In fact, I'm going to show you what I mean with a little demonstration.
It covers the whole spectrum. Talks to the fans...
It's an ancient technique.
It's empty
It's The Mack.
LEE: Now, wait, wait. I completely forgot, excuse me
MAN 1: Drop your gun! Drop your gun!
Me and my wife, we're minimum wage kids, you know?
Mean, surly, nasty, rude
Mr. Majestyk?
Nicholson and I.
Nick, he dives into the ocean to get it.
No, go the other way.
No, I am quoting history.
No, man. I can't tell you...
No, no, stop talking
No, thanks? What that mean?
No, that's where the trouble comes into paradise.
Oh, man
Oh, that's Dick. Dick, Elliot tells me you're quite gifted
Oh, you're my son.
Oh, you're the wife, right. Clarence, Clarence
Okay, you with the shotgun, behind the couch! Come out!
Purple Cadillac
Put them down, motherfucker! Put them down!
Put your guns down!
Ride it out, baby!
See, in this one here, Nick, he's gotten this ring...
Shut the fuck up, the both of you! I know what the fuck I'm doing
That's right, Lee
Toss me the burner.
Usually that's the way it goes
Was he black?
We don't have any coke, but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall.
Well, you're going to be seeing me shortly.
What the fuck do you expect me to tell him, huh?
When did you get married?
Where ? Really, where does it come from?
Where is it? ls there a fucking doctor in the house, or what?
Who's Sonny Chiba?
Why don't you convince me you're on the level.
You could always take comfort in the fact you never had a choice.
You got a lot of heart, kid.
You got anything to drink around here? I'm dying of thirst.
You guys want to smoke a bowl, or..
You have yourself an egg roll. We got everything here...
You know what I'm saying? And you are you.
You know, she even tastes like a peach.
You want an animal cracker?
You want some wine, sweetheart?
You're coming to L.A.! When?
You're so cool
You're so cool.
Are you haunted? Yeah.
Clarence, what's wrong with you? Shut up!
I can't believe I'm doing this. NICHOLSON: You get that shit?
I think what you did was What?!
You're going to be on T.J. Hooker? DICK: Yeah, it's the new T.J. Hooker.
...and I get the fuck out of there. Very business like...
...and it's your bad luck that you had a bag of uncut cocaine.
...and make a hell of a lot more money.
...before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
...they'll just assume Drexl had a falling outwith Blue Lou.