Bob's Burgers The Bleakening - Season 8 Edit

A bunch of those inflatable Santa Clauses.

A bush maybe. Ha ha!

A Christmas party at the restaurant?

A ferocious, mystical beast

A lot of Christmas crap.

A map of the robberies led us to this area,

Aah, my tree! My tree is gone!

Ah! I'm okay.

All my favorite ornaments.

All right, I'm gonna open this a crack,

All right, let me jump to the middle of the party,

All right, Mom and Dad wouldn't believe us about the Bleaken,

All right.

All right. Happy holidays.

ALL: ♪ The Bleaken is gonna ♪

Also, I ran out of thumb tacks, so I just stopped.

And all the Christmas stuff Bosco said was stolen.

And as soon as they come down,

And bring up the video from yesterday.

And by "we," I mean mostly you, 'cause I'm horrible at it.

And Christmas, AKA our presents.

And damn it, Trev, do not say stuff.

And enjoy it as much as we can

And give these people a piece of my mind.

And have the kids make some new ornaments.

And he's only in slightly better shape than you.

And he's smiling 'cause he's on top of the tree.

And I am really glad you're okay,

And I did it by myself.

And I didn't think it was hurting anyone

And I just...

And I know it's important to a lot of people,

And if we have time, we get Mom's tree back.

And it always looks amazing.

And it sure seems like the kids are right,

And it's officially Christmas morning.

And Louise made me this one.

And make a mini one for the restaurant.

And more than one illegal seesaw.

And Mr. Present didn't come,

And my little tree looks so good.

And my ornaments.

And no one stole anything!

And not exactly what you asked for, but close.

And now I know what we have to do.

And now I wish I could undo.

And now we know why.

And one time, I thought, I thought I saw him.

And order just a ton of beef bánh mis.

And our toys break almost immediately?

And quit wasting my time.

And talk to everyone on my list again.

And the tree topper is a little porcelain baby angel

And then ask his new boyfriend's ex boyfriend.

And then I put all this up.

And then I'm gonna go invite everyone to the party.

And then we followed a trail of black feathers and footprints

And then, after I finished my nuding, I came back for it.

And there's a lot of cookie crumbs.

And they could be kid sized,

And they're on their way. I'm sorry.

And this is asinine with the number nine.

And this time, you hang up on them.

And Tina made me this one.

And to think I gave you drugs

And we can't get in?

And we can't get in?

And we leave in 20 minutes, no matter what.

And we left. Doodly doo.

And we should call Mom and Dad.

And whatever presents we bought, which are... gre great.

And you could force it down a throat.

And you let me know when I've taken an appropriate amount.

And you never see them again.

Are are you sure this is...

Are those new underwear? Those are nice.

Ask my ex boyfriend, then ask his new boyfriend

At your party and put it in the urinal. (Laughs)

Aw, I remember when Gene made me this one.

Aw, look at our little tree.

Back when we were near weapons.

Badass, positive can do attitude.

Because we love them so much.

Before he steals our Christmas presents. Totally.

Being inside this warehouse.

Bob, I think the kids snuck out of the house.

Bob, that thing can be explained.

Bob, what do you mean?

Bob, write this stuff down.

Bob, you go get my treetop.

BOB: All right, Tina said the corner

BOB: I'm just gonna, uh, feel her pulse.

BOB: Jimmy's camera doesn't point at our restaurant.

BOB: Maybe. We haven't bought her new glasses

BOB: Oh, my God, that's so high up.

BOB: Oh, right, it's, uh,

BOB: Wait. I don't remember seeing Fischoeder at our party.

Bros before city codes.

But but try and calm down.

But Dad's is the most lived in.

But he's basically the anti Santa.

But he's not gonna steal our Christmas. (door bells jingle)

But I don't even have a plus one,

But I think we did our part to spread a little holiday cheer.

But it is not what I thought a rave smelled like.

But it's Christmas, so tonight, I'm Miss Triple X Mas.

But it's the holidays.

But let's try not to let this get out of hand.

But maybe let's do like he said

But maybe the cops will.

But maybe we should start with the more obvious suspects.

But somebody stole 'em. Mmhmm.

But there's no such thing as the Bleaken.

But there's no way we're spending Christmas Eve

But there's nothing over there.

But this is bull crap.

But this is still not cool, Linda.

But those streets don't intersect.

But we can't get too carried away, right?

But we're also worried about our presents getting stolen.

But we're gonna go on the other side of the room now. Oh.

But we've looked all over this place and there's no doors.

But why?

But you all stay behind me,

But you know what I can't get back?

But you're not gonna die.

But... but maybe I gave up on Christmas.

By the way, how long did it take you guys

Bye, I'm leaving.

Call everybody. He is gonna ruin Christmas!

Call MASH! Call Columbo!

Can we just have the eggnog?

Can you two please just give my wife her tree?

Class is full. Go away!

Club patrons went from tearing the roof off

Come and get me!

Come on, guys, we're doing this for Mom,

Come on, let's go grill him!

Come on, thief or thieves. Come and get me.

Cool, cool, cool.

Could she have maybe not read it very well?

Couldn't we have just gone in there?

Crap. Flashlight's dead.

Cutting off the top of the tree?

Da da da. Kid Kids, your mother's actually done looking for the tree,

Dad, help me lift this up.

Damn the man.

Did did someone just hit me in the face with a ruler?

Did the thief steal your kids' hands?

Did you guys hear that? I think someone's coming.

Did you have to toot? 'Cause I just went for it.

Did you see my little tree?

Did you see that news story?

Didn't you used to go there? I'm so sorry.

DJ Elev 8 here.

DJ ELEV 8: Hey, everyone.

Do you have any leads? Any suspects?

Do you literally have anything else to drink?

Do you think they call themselves "Blinions"?

Do you, do you, do you like your ham?

Doesn't it just seem, like, cold and gray?

Doesn't that sound nice?

Don't blame anyone else here, it was all me.

Don't puke in Santa. Don't puke in Santa.

Don't ruin it.

Don't turn me off. I want to apologize.

Don't worry, Dad. You're not gonna die.

Don't worry, Lin, we're gonna get your tree back.

Easy, Bob, easy... your back.

Eh, I may have been a little...

Eh, same. It all started earlier,

Eh, so no decorations thief yet.

Eh, we really shouldn't have snuck out

Even though every part of me tells me not to do this.

Every time you come by?

Everybody get out your weapons.

Everyone likes to open the door

Everyone stand back.

Everyone, we're leaving in a second.

Everyone's being really rational.

Everything's fine. Unless you think it's not,

Finally, a song about light bulbs.

Fine, I'll take it.

For the kids... for Christmas, remember?

For the last time, lady, we didn't steal your ornaments.

For this community.

Frankly, you know, I'm a little more interested

From in front of the library.

From the emergency phone... I can hear 'em.

From the holiday party, and I think

Gene, play it cool, but, yeah, we did.

GENE: A nasty little ditch.

GENE: A picture of the side of Bosco's face?

GENE: A ragtag gang like us comin' in off the streets.

GENE: Dad's about to get horny!

GENE: Okay..

GENE: Protect us, Lord Santa.

GENE: This is what I thought a rave looked like.

Get 'em!

Get off... get off it... Give it to me!

Get past this brick wall.

Good! Get out! Leave! And take your cookie tray!

Great ruler here if anyone wants it.

Guys. Oh, my gosh, it's one of Mom's ornaments.

Ha, easily, I get it.

Hang on, hang on. Shush.

Happy holidays.

Happy holidays.

Happy holidays. Yeah.

Have you been good? I hope the Bleaken doesn't come.

He he wasn't really helpful.

He looked inside, saw us, and... didn't come in.

He's Art, the artist, remember?

He's got, like, different names in different cultures,

Heh ho! Look what the fart dragged in!

Hello, little doggy.

Hello. (Laughs)

Here comes nice Mrs. Chang with her little doggy.

Here. That's what we're trying to tell you.

Here's a Santa Slider.

Here's the plan. We go in, and we get my tree back.

Hey Lin, what's the plan? How do we get 'em to talk?

Hey, I'm adorable.

Hey, Marshmallow. Who's your friend?

Hey, she's not picking it up.

Hey, what's that? Oh, keys in your mouth.

Hey. What the...? Get off of that.

Hi, everyone. Sorry. Keep drawing.

Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Trev.

Hi. You're...

Hmm

Hmm, I don't know. Mort was a little annoyed

Hmm, I mean, it depends on how you feel about trance music.

Hmm. Maybe we should go.

Hmm. Well, Merry Christmas.

Hmm. What about that? Is that some kind of lamp?

Ho, ho, ho, ho.

Hold on, I got to lie down for a second.

How about we get lost in some Kung Pao chicken?

How did you know where to find us?

How to get in and get Mom's ornaments out.

Huh, that's funny.

Huh, that's odd.

Huh, what's happening?

Huh. Bob, look at naked Santa.

Huh. You did leave kind of early.

I already crossed you, the kids, Teddy and Mort off the list.

I bet all this stuff is stolen.

I borrowed them, kind of.

I called Mom and Dad, and told them where we were.

I called the cops and told them the Christmas thieves are here

I came as quickly as I could after I did some other stuff.

I can't believe we're doing this.

I can't do one push up?

I confess. I stole your tree, and these lights,

I crossed everyone off the list.

I did it, okay, Louise?

I did not suspect that. All these years.

I did.

I didn't have any money.

I didn't realize how w wonderful this party was.

I don't know how, but it can.

I don't know if I'll ever wiggle again.

I don't know. I was little.

I don't want new ornaments, Bob.

I feel amazing.

I feel it.

I feel the breeze.

I got a party to poop on.

I got lost.

I got to move away from the dog poop.

I guess it's not the thought that counts.

I guess so. What does that mean?

I had a dream Dad had a ponytail.

I had a dream of making it look beautiful in here,

I had a ruler. I really don't know how it would've gone down.

I have a couple different things going on tonight,

I hid it in the Dumpster in your alley when I left your party

I I freaked out 'cause you stole my ornaments.

I I saw him, Lin. You really can't miss him.

I I think I got the perfect place.

I I... I couldn't see you.

I It was a... it was...

I just asked for experiences this year.

I just got so mad

I just had a dream that we threw

I just need that costume.

I just think maybe once we find him and scare him,

I kind of wanted to fight him.

I knew we could both fit in here

I know it, I feel it.

I know it's awful, Lin,

I know it's been a tough year and that guy died,

I know you did it

I know you're all having a fun time

I know! I'm so sorry.

I like it. I like your ornaments.

I love Christmas!

I love Christmas!

I love it. You're so sweet.

I love my mini tree.

I mean, I've got the spirit, but people seem so sad.

I mean, if you fall, it would be a tough road back,

I mean, isn't that a gift card?

I mean, it wasn't as big as the party in my dream

I mean, it's really high up, but...

I mean, look at Mom

I mean, no, you look good. I mean, uh... nothing.

I mean, shame on you, Gene. That's our father.

I mean, you already called the police.

I mean, you called the cops, I never would've done that.

I need to find my ornaments. My little babies!

I noticed a lot of the big ticket items

I placed it, I placed it in the dumpster, very carefully.

I put all my favorite ornaments on it.

I recognize his glasses.

I say call that new Vietnamese place

I say tonight, after Christmas Eve dinner,

I think I might know one.

I think Mom and Dad would like to know

I think my dream was trying to tell me something.

I think that's the reading reindeer

I think the Bleaken is coming this year.

I think we're supposed to spread cheer and save Christmas.

I thought Christmas gave up on me,

I thought I heard something.

I thought maybe, uh, you came over here

I thought only Wile E. Coyote could do that. Or Banksy.

I thought you were dumb kids.

I took some fudge from the snack table

I want the ornaments from when they were young and cute,

I was put in charge of decorations.

I wonder who it could have been.

I would honestly bring you all,

I... ooh, it's cold out.

I'll definitely be sleeping in my bed all night now.

I'll try angulate anything once.

I'll wait for a fresh batch.

I'm feeling sneaker outer's remorse.

I'm finding my ornaments, Bob!

I'm going to drink my way through the holidays.

I'm gonna fill it up with more ornaments

I'm gonna get on that microphone

I'm gonna go back out there

I'm just gonna borrow a little bit from our tree

I'm just gonna fast forward.

I'm not saying nothing.

I'm not talking about Jimmy's camera.

I'm really, really sorry.

I'm sorry I called the cops. I feel terrible.

I'm sorry I yelled at you.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm standing outside The Wiggle Room

I've learned one thing in law enforcement.

If I borrowed a few things here and there.

If I hadn't gotten so caught up in my ornaments investigation,

If they don't, they're making a terrible mistake.

If we don't put in the extra effort.

If you believe the media.

In a dark, scary warehouse. Right, Lin?

In what's going under the tree if you catch my drift.

In your little rave cave, but I need to say something.

Into this building.

Is America's Most Boring and Sad Videos still on the air?

Is it a band? Are they on SoundCloud?

Is it plaid? It's probably plaid

Is it too late to switch?

Is Nana short for banana?

Is this Moby's house?

Isn't she an angel when she sleeps?

It doesn't make any sense.

It had all my favorite ornaments on it.

It just hasn't felt like Christmas this year.

It means it's got to be the Bleaken's lair.

It meant the Bleaken would come.

It turns out, I actually love drawing.

It was dark, and I couldn't see all your beautiful faces.

It was perfect.

It was the end of the party.

It worked. They're chasing him.

It wouldn't hurt to ask for Mom's tree. Uh, yeah.

It'll grow back together and done.

It'll grow back together and done.

It's a Christmas ceasefire, Bob, a truce for the holidays.

It's a mirror, right?

It's about running him out of town

It's an architectural turducken.

It's big. (Laughs)

It's Christmas. Oh, right. That kind of makes sense.

It's fine. I'm easily amused. (Chuckles)

It's fine. I'm just wondering when we're gonna do it

It's just, this party's usually at The Wiggle Room,

It's not a horrible pit of death?

It's not about stealing things, and secret tunnels.

It's okay. Get this ornament a blanket!

It's probably the Bleaken,

It's punk kids doing it. Ugh. Punks.

It's punk kids doing it. Ugh. Punks.

It's time to elev 8!

It's very good ham, Father.

It's, uh, not what I expected.

Just a few minutes left until the clock strikes midnight

Just for the record, your butt crack's not totally out.

Just got to do one push up.

Just got to get my arms under me, like a push up.

Just kidding. It's ice cold.

Keep it up.

Keep your weird Nana stuff to yourself.

Kids, did you move Mom's little tree?

Kids, make your mom some new ornaments

Kids, you stand underneath your father in case he falls.

Kind of. You're you're... you're gonna love it. Yay!

Let me tell you something.

Lights, plastic reindeer,

Like it's hollow or something.

Like Kyra Sedgwick or Mariska Hargitay tag gahh.

Like the illusion wall and the secret staircase.

Like, maybe it's a picture of a brick wall

Lin, can I please have the blanket?

Lin, Christmas is in three days.

Lin, I'm really tired.

Lin, let's try and stay calm.

Lin, we still need to wrap presents.

Lin, you invited Jimmy?

LINDA: ♪ If I don't find it, I might die ♪

LINDA: ♪ Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree ♪

LINDA: All right!

LINDA: Jimmy Pesto.

LINDA: Thanks for doing this, Mort.

LINDA: Well, this is Garfield and Johnson.

LINDA: What the heck was that thing?

Listen, it's just a bunch of punk kids

Listen, kids, I'm glad you found one of the ornaments,

Look, everyone, tomorrow is Christmas, and I think

Look, footprints. Let's follow them.

Look, I know money's tight.

Look, we called the cops.

Look, you took my treetop.

Looks like we'll be doing this in the dark.

Louise, the Bleaken isn't real,

LOUISE: Are you kidding me? We came all this way

LOUISE: Looks like the only way to go is down.

LOUISE: Okay, all signs point to the Bleaken's lair

LOUISE: So instead of the Bleaken's nest,

LOUISE: This one was way better though.

LOUISE: Tina, how we doing?

LOUISE: Ugh, we've pushed on every brick

LOUISE: Weird. Why would there be stairs

LOUISE: What?

LOUISE: You got our attention. Go on.

Making this cheery time of year a little more tear y

Marbles? Marshmallow? Dalton?

Marshmallow, I heard The Wiggle Room closed.

MARSHMALLOW: I'm 23.

Maybe I missed something.

Maybe it's another painting?

Maybe there is a Bleaken.

Maybe we can triangulate, and find his nest.

Maybe we could go home and make some muffins and come back.

Maybe we scared him away with our tough,

Maybe you guys can help us

Me, too. Who said she'll be fine?

Mm hmm. Yeah, that's great.

Mm, no, they're old, but thanks for noticing.

Mm, okay. Good night.

Mom is literally raving mad.

Mom, we need to talk to you. It's about your tree.

Mom's got the most fierce butt.

Mort's got a camera on our side of the street.

Most of the year, you know me as Cleavage To Beaver.

Mr. Present sounds nice.

My babies are in danger, no!

My babies are in there. No

My Christmas spirit!

My favorite ornaments. My little babies.

My nightmare called... it wants its scary staircase back.

My ornaments are just out there in the cold dyin'.

My theory? The Bleaken did it.

Nana sounds fun.

Nana used to give us wine.

No one was supposed to get hurt!

No one would suspect a man would spend his Christmas Eve in here.

No way. We came this far. We can't turn back now.

No, I was gonna say that you never seem to honor.

No, it's a picture of the map.

No, Jimmy. Somebody stole my little Christmas tree

No, look at him again. I think he was at our party.

No, no, no, we'll close for a little while.

No, no, no. It's pretty fresh and and no one's touched it,

No, no. Listen, listen.

No, there's no time. It's Christmas frickin' Eve.

No, you got to listen. Call the SWAT team!

No! I got to keep looking, Bobby!

No. 'Cause we are gonna stop him.

No. He's a suspect. We have to question him.

No. I'm I'm a person. In a costume.

No. We've gone rogue.

Nobody is in our family.

Nobody panic, but I'm running out of walking cookies.

Noise violations, un permitted stages

None

Normally, I would love to be doing a rave with you,

Not from now.

Now it's a party. (Laughs)

Now let's go toss that pizza man.

Now that we know where the Bleaken stole everything from,

Now we're gonna talk to your nude, and you're gonna let us.

Now, I'm not saying the Bleaken took my ornaments,

Nudes need snacks! It's hard work! They like cookies!

Obviously, something is going on.

Of course they'll believe us.

Of Garfield and Jackson,

Of multiple city codes for a long time.

Oh, did it? Cool.

Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong.

Oh, God. This is really the stupidest way to die.

Oh, good. So you've thought this through.

Oh, I won't go overboard.

Oh, I'm so glad you're safe.

Oh, it is beautiful.

Oh, it's a...

Oh, it's coming in the suit.

Oh, it's gonna be great.

Oh, my baby, baby, baby, babies.

Oh, my God, did we just triangulate?

Oh, my God, I am so late for this next thing

Oh, my God, I love it!

Oh, my God, I love it.

Oh, my God, I love it.

Oh, my God, it's unlocked.

Oh, my God, Linda, this tastes like mouthwash with eggs in it.

Oh, my God, the Bleaken's real.

Oh, no. Did someone steal all of your customers?

Oh, okay, fine, we'll go toward the thing

Oh, thank God, I thought you were..

Oh, wait, that's me.

Oh, whoa. Fine.

Oh, yeah. Um, can we leave?

Oh, you could barely tell.

Oh, you didn't, huh?

Oh, you're standing way back.

Oh.

Oh. Sorry. I think.

Oh... whoa, oh, whoa!

Okay, before we do this, let's talk weapons.

Okay, but let's not go crazy.

Okay, here it is. This is everyone who was at our party

Okay, here's the plan: We hide behind here,

Okay, I admit it. I ruined your party.

Okay, it's both our faults.

Okay, Mort's back on the list.

Okay, okay, you keep looking, but I'm gonna get back to work

Okay, so, our tree looks exactly how it looks right now

Okay, we should definitely turn back.

Okay, we'll try and find whoever stole the ornaments.

Okay. Uh, good.

On the corner of Garfield Street and Jackson Street, I think.

On the side of this warehouse.

On these stupid walls and nothing works.

Ooh, hit him with the car. This will be fun.

Ooh, motive.

Ooh, the last one.

Or a group of guys and girls.

Or maybe one of his minions.

Or until we're killed.

Or we let Mom solve every crime in town.

Over here! I'm the Christmas thief!

Overly focused on getting my tree back.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow. No, that feels like brick.

Painted on a super easy to walk through piece of paper.

People are awful and Christmas makes them worse.

Please do that, Mom.

Please don't do that, Lin.

Plus, I'll just reattach it.

Plus, I'm fine. Don't worry about your mom. I'm fine.

Presents... we need to wrap them

Quietly and inconspicuously make our way over to...

RAVER: Can you tell us all this later?

RAVER: We don't have a permit for this.

Right after I get my frickin' treetop back.

Right here, the one we're standing in right now. Mm...

Right next to some old meat.

Right. The kids' presents. We haven't wrapped 'em.

Room temperature and everybody's touched it.

Ruler, for slapping or poking.

See? Those dogs are playing...

Seems like you're on top of everything, Sergeant Bosco.

Sergeant Bosco, please.

Shall we?

She said when me and my sister would fight,

She's circumcising our tree.

She's following up on a... lead.

She's hiding something under her coat.

She's not good with directions, Bob.

Shh, shh, shh.

Should we just do that instead?

Since she was six.

So I doubt it would be cool to show up with, like, 500 people.

So I was gonna leave, like, a little early,

So I'm gonna relocate some of my favorite ornaments.

So I'm gonna sing my Christmas song.

So it looked like someone pooped!

So it looks like these tiny dancers

So nice to see you.

So she's the one that doesn't scoop.

So we're taking it back.

So, a dream told Mom that we should throw

So, I'm staying till I find my ornaments.

So, should we, like, stake out the perimeter and call for some backup?

So, there was really no reason to stay after that,

So, we should throw the party from my dream at the restaurant.

So, what do you think? Santa coming this year or what?

So... should we put out cookies and milk for Santa?

Sounds like maybe you did, but let me just push past that

Stealing Christmas crap around town.

Stealing decorations.

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.

Stupid... young people.

Such a bad idea.

Such a bad idea. Such a bad idea.

Sure, sure, sure, but mostly,

Tear the actual roof off this popular gay nightclub.

Technically, it was just the top of the Christmas tree.

TEDDY (whispering): This is a great idea.

TEDDY: ♪ A jerk or two ♪

TEDDY: ♪ I wonder if it was that guy ♪

TEDDY: All right, bastard, or group of bastards, out there

TEDDY: My Nana used to say he feeds off sadness and anger.

TEDDY: Now we just got to flip on the air compressor and...

TEDDY: Okay. I can't take the smell anymore.

TEDDY: The Bleaken is a horned creature

TEDDY: The Bleaken steals your presents.

TEDDY: This is the best Christmas Eve ever.

Thank you, Gene.

Thank you, Gene.

Thank you. Now say it's all your fault.

Thanks for coming, Dalton. Merry Christmas.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks, baby.

Thanks, kids. It's sweet that you're trying to help,

That abandoned warehouse down this dark, abandoned street.

That Ba hum bugger. Look, it's you, Mort. Are you skipping?

That Bleaken stuff, I don't know.

That he had to take the last slider on the tray.

That lead to a brick wall?

That picture doesn't prove anything!

That shouldn't be too hard because of your butt!

That sounded cowardly.

That step is rattling,

That was never a show!

That we're down near the strange, abandoned building

That whoever stole them is inside this building

That's bad. Oh, that's bad.

That's good.

That's great, Dad, great for morale.

That's how I live.

That's okay. It's a waiting game, right?

That's right. We're gonna spread a little Christmas cheer.

That's spelled with the number eight.

That's the one I made.

That's weird... there's footprints that lead that way,

That's what you're gonna get. Yeah. Big surprise.

That's what you're gonna get. Yeah. Big surprise.

That's why I threw my Christmas party.

That's why I'm trying to... stop you from talking.

That's why we have all those things.

The Bleaken can't steal a Korean BBQ dinner for two!

The Bleaken is real.

The cops left. Party back on!

The exact middle of all of them?

The guy that was in that show.

The kids wouldn't be in danger right now.

The least we can do is save the party. I have a plan.

The most incredible Christmas party ever thrown.

The sooner the better.

The tree wasn't stolen till later.

The... Bleaken... is... not... real.

Then he takes them back to his lair

Then how do you explain this?

Then it's not your fault.

There was a much better time to do this,

There's a pattern. I know there is.

There's been a rash of little thefts like this all over town.

There's nothing here but a ditch.

There's nothing out here except a thousand scary alleys.

They can't arrest you for that.

They have a lot of creative ideas.

They think they can just take things for their fancy rave.

They were both good. Who's to say?

They're gonna shut us down.

They're here! The cops are outside!

This Christmas is gonna be sad

This Christmas is gonna be sad

This club has been in violation

This crime has Bleaken written all over it.

This grumpy lady is yelling about, but it's midnight.

This ham is making me sleepy.

This ham is making me sleepy.

This is a a totally safe area

This is Art. He's an artist.

This is great. Really, really, really, really great.

This is not what Christmas is about.

This is real. This is happening.

This little guy has to be special,

This part of town alone, so we had to sneak out

This party has to be magical, Bobby, just like my dream.

This party's not over.

This popular gay nightclub to watching the city

Tina, Mom and Dad wouldn't want us wandering around

TINA: Whoa. Mom's tree.

TINA: Whoever these people are,

Tina! Tina, it's Mommy. Can you hear me?

To a fresh basket of muffins.

To bring people a little bit of light.

To figure out the door was in the mural?

To keep people out... Who brought her?

To redeem a 200 minute foot massage from Tina."

Ugh, it's trapped in here. No, no... ugh!

Ugh, you're a peach.

Ugh! Hmm? What the...

Ugh! Hmm? What the...

Uh oh, uh oh, there's the smell.

Uh, can I have your attention please?

Uh, hi.

Uh, I guess I'll go ruler, but I don't feel good about this.

Uh, I I could open up some champagne.

Uh, somebody gave me a little something at the party.

Uh, something I did that I feel really, really bad about

Uh, turns out, I'm bad at that.

Uh, what are you doing?

Uh, you're not the Bleaken, are you?

Um, I don't think an idiot would put fudge in a urinal.

Very much. I I need to hide.

W We'll just wait till the lights come back on.

Wait, I already did.

Wait, I I'm staying with Mom.

Wait, wait, listen! I, uh, I have to confess something.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.

Wait, wait! Stop! Go back. Go back.

Wait, what do you mean? Like in a fun way?

Wait, what? Tina's butt dialing me

Wait, you saw the Bleaken?

Wait. Aren't we right in front of your house?

Wait. Is that a map of all the places that got robbed?

Wait. Isn't this spot right in the middle? Like,

Wait. Security cameras.

Wait. That was me! (Laughs)

Watch out for Swedish meatballs.

Way too long. I still don't think

We all are. But I think I know who took Mom's tree

We almost there? We in the right spot?

We can't go back. We got to push forward.

We could hear you talking in the background.

We don't need to hide here, we could go...

We get a bunch of people dancing like nobody's watching?

We got to keep going. It's like IKEA.

We got ya! Greatest generation, my ass!

We just have to go talk to them.

We just need to figure out

We know who all the suspects are.

We know who stole it!

We lost him. Oh, well.

We never thought you were a suspect. Thanks.

We really appreciate it. And you should know

We should all just act as normal as we... normally do.

We should probably go with you guys.

We should turn around and go home.

We sneak out, find his nest, save our presents,

We still have to wrap all our presents

We thought you were Blinions.

We thought you were gonna throw them out!

We we came to your party, and we ran out of time to buy snacks.

We would've sent him back to Bleakentown.

We'll need all of it for the party.

We're gonna be seeing a lot of each other, Bobby.

We're in investigating a crime.

We're lucky we ever get anywhere.

We're not calling Mom and Dad.

We're so close to finding the Bleaken.

We're so stupid. Oh, God, my babies!

We've had life drawing classes all week.

Well, art I glad to meet you, Art.

Well, did we save Christmas?

Well, happy holidays. (Whoops)

Well, he's not gonna steal our presents.

Well, I guess that's that. Party's over.

Well, I have extras. You're welcome.

Well, I wouldn't put it out this year.

Well, just so you know, we could've taken him.

Well, Lin, I think it's obvious that Jimmy is an idiot.

Well, Lin, we should probably head back to the restaurant.

Well, maybe some eggnog will cheer you up?

Well, Merry Christmas, everybody.

Well, nobody's in here. Maybe we should go?

Well, someone did!

Well, that's it.

Well, there are footprints here,

Well, we are worried about you, Mother,

Well, we took your cookie platter, okay? Happy now?

Well, we're really sorry we bothered you.

Well, what happens when the Bleaken comes?

Well, whatever. We're all here.

Well, you know what? I'm done. Wait. Really?

Well, you two should be ashamed of yourselves. Stealing our cookies.

Well, you wanted us to honor them?

Were still available, so...

Wha... what is that?

What a rip off.

What are you doing? I'm killing that mic.

What are you kids doing down here?

What are you yelling about?

What do you mean don't say stuff? What what am I supposed to say?

What do you think it was? It was the frickin' Bleaken!

What do you want? We want you to explain... this!

What happened, Louise? You got out of there really fast.

What is it? What do you see?

What? Guys, I know you're working really hard.

What? Well, why would I want your dumb tree?

What? What are you talkin' about?

What? What's happening? What?

What? Why why?

What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I kind of like lamps.

What's been stolen?

What's under your coat, Miss Grabby Puss?

What's wrong with me?

What's your problem, Mort? (mouth full): Just take it.

When I blame myself.

Where earlier this morning,

Where there's smoke, there's feathers.

Where we both work or we used to.

Where's that damn switch?

Where's the god dang door?

Who and/or what is the Bleaken?

Who comes every once in a while.

Who's got the most scared butt?

Who's trying to ruin the holiday, just FYI.

Whoa, a secret staircase inside a staircase.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. Teddy did say the Bleaken steals stuff.

Whoever took my tree was a guest at our party.

Why are we doing this?

Why not? Is it 'cause we're poor

Why there's a staircase leading to nowhere.

Why? 'Cause I'm... I have something to say.

Why'd you attack us?

Will hold each other closer this holiday season,

With feathers and the deer head.

With lizard skin and black feathers

With whatever presents Santa brings

Would you like a Santa Slider, Mort?

Wow, someone painted a super realistic mural

Yay.

Yeah, 'cause Jimmy's here and me.

Yeah, Bob

Yeah, Dad, and that jerk happens to be

Yeah, I bet Santa falls off roofs all the time,

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause I took this!

Yeah, maybe we can cross him off the list.

Yeah, she's okay. She's fine.

Yeah, some guy... or girl,

Yeah, that sounds right.

Yeah, that was sad.

Yeah, the Bleaken's probably just an old story.

Yeah, the ones I bothered putting up there.

Yeah, we just have to walk towards

Yeah, why would I want to do that? What?

Yeah, you could sneak it into someone's mouth.

Yeah, you wrap like a drunk, blind bear.

Yeah.

Yeah. And that guy stole my dance move.

Yeah. That thief may have stolen my ornaments,

Yes, Louise, we got the link to your online gift registry.

You all know what that means.

You butt dialed us.

You called the cops and ruined our Christmas party

You called the cops?

You could also take the key chain,

You could use the extra muscle.

You got to believe us.

You guys, I think I found the door.

You kids are quiet.

You kids don't know about the Bleaken?

You kids go upstairs and make your mom and me

You know exactly who stole it because it was you!

You know full well what you did, you Christmas burglars.

You know what I mean?

You know what? We don't need Bosco.

You might be right.

You think I have too many in here or what?

You think you're gonna get my Santa?

You're freaking us out.

You're gonna get a big surprise.

You're not gonna get my Santa.

You're not supposed to agree with me

You're safe now. Shh, shh, it's all over.

Yup. I'm just gonna start grabbing these

Yup. Great. Let's do that.

'cause it could have been anyone. Right, sure.

(air whooshing) Ah! Ooh! Ah, that feels good.

(booming continues) You guys, look.

(crowd groans) Oh, no.

(dance music playing) Well, I guess there's no Bleaken.

(gags) Wait, where is it?

(groggily): Uh, hello? TINA: I don't know,

(grunts) Ow.

(grunts) Wait, Lin, I'll go with you,

(knocking) Bob, come on!

(laughing) Can it, Pesto.

(Linda gasping) Hmm.

(Linda gasps) Oh, my God.

(Linda moans) (lamp crackles)

(loud boom) (all gasp) Oh, my God, what was that?

(microphone feedback) Hello! Hello, people!

(muffled): Tina! Louise, I really think

(sobbing) Lin, Lin, Lin.

(Tina groans) You still want to do this, Lin?

♪ Make it light ♪ ♪ That's right ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ (sighs)

♪ The Bleaken is gonna ♪ (gasping continues)

♪ You twinkle for me ♪ Hi. Excuse me.

Ah! Hell no!

And a long story. Am I right? Eh? (door bells jingle)

and he didn't steal Mom's ornaments. Okay, fine.

and shop for a couple more. No, no.

And thank you for the water. You're welcome.

And thank you for the water. You're welcome.

and we are all very happy about that. Yup, yup. All done.

and... LINDA: Fischoeder.

Are you running from the cops? Yeah, yeah.

Aren't we right in... Shh, shh, shh.

Because we can turn back. Some jerk has my tree, Bob.

because you found the fudge. Fudge? What fudge?

Bleaken? Santa?

BOB AND LOUISE: No. It is.

BOB: Hey! (Whoops) What the...?

BOB: Oh, my God. Hold on. Hold on, stop, stop.

Bob? Teddy?

But I'm keeping those. Oh.

Come on. All right.

Come on. No.

Come on. No.

Do it. (siren wailing)

Edith! Harold! Hello?

except maybe Teddy. I grazed it.

for kids to walk around. (dogs growling, snarling)

Harold! Sorry.

He can just take it, right? Damn it!

Here's the thing, Bob. Oh, no.

Hey, Bob. Hi, Marshmallow.

Hi, Marshmallow. Mm mm.

Hmm. (groans)

Huh? You guys, this is a wall.

I can't read it very well. Tina? Tina, sweetie, can you hear me?

I didn't. Nope.

I got it. You got what? Wait. What time is it?

I have one of those. Of course you do.

I know I do. Yes, you do!

I know, it's... I'm gonna faint.

I mean, um, it's a little snug. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

I mean... Well, I...

I'm going to get my coat. What should we do?

I'm sorry, Lin. You know what?

Incredibly accurate. Shh, here they come.

It was Gene. It it hurt.

It was me. Uh, yeah, I figured.

Just shush ish. Uh, but...

Just the tip. Gene.

Key chain, for stabbing. Or keys.

Lift with your legs, you're so frail. Oh, my God.

Look outside. It's winter.

LOUISE: What?! TEDDY: Yup.

Mom, did you sleep? She hasn't even sat down.

Mom? Dad? Kids?

Mother seems well. Lin, why are you

My kids made most of them. I have one question.

Neither am I. I think she'll be fine.

No, don't go. Good bye.

No. Good.

No. Oh, my God.

No. No. No. The appropriate amount of lamps.

Not his best angle. But great lighting. Lamp lighting.

Oh, I know. So how'd you boost our spruce?

Oh, my God! Lin, what's wrong?

Oh, my God! (Gags) Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. ♪ You twinkle ♪

Oh, my God. It was the Bleaken!

Oh, not again. Wait, wait, wait!

Oh, okay, stop, Teddy. So, just, so, just four then?

Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah. So stop doing that.

Oh, that's nasty. Merry Christmas.

Or measuring. Pass.

rave. BOB: Yup. Just a rave.

Right there. Look! BOB: Oh, my God. Edith.

Right, guys? Yeah!

Say it. No.

Shh, shh, shh. Teddy.

Shh. What? I'm leaving.

So what was stolen? My little Christmas tree.

So you know about him? Yeah, but, I mean, he's not real.

some of those coupon books that... You love so much?

Sorry, what? Nothing, nothing.

Stop... talking! (Louise grunts)

TEDDY: No, don't go. BOB: Teddy, let go of me.

Teddy. Why do you keep shushing me? What? Yeah.

That could be any old lady. Hey!

That's not good. All right, nobody panic.

That's true. Bob!

The Bleaken. Not the Bleaken.

They're coming. Wait.

This party is all I have. Okay, I'll be honest,

Three times. I say call back

Tina, give me the ruler. No.

TINA: Every once in a while? GENE: Like El Niño?

Tina. Fine. Let me show you how to use it.

to the death. It's all my fault.

Tree? What tree? We didn't take your damn tree!

Ugh. Unbelievable. Okay, I think if we just

Uh, now let's go home. What?

Um, when? Today. This afternoon.

We have not. That's bad.

we jump 'em. I love the hiding part.

Well, we can kind of fit. Yeah.

Wha What else you got? Uh, you know, Mace, knife.

What the... Where did you kids find this?

What, wait, what? I'm not leaving you here.

What? You you kids believe in the Bleaken? ALL: Yeah!

What'd everybody bring? Wait, what?

when I heard from uh, Bosco, that... Uh oh.

Why do you keep... Shh, shh, shh.

Why? To trap someone.

Yeah, what? Yeah, yeah. Shh. I said...

Yeah? But I don't think he did it.

Yes! But you can take the kids home.

You took our what? Cookies!

your mom gets it. I get it, kind of.

Zoom. Hmm. Mm hmm.

'cause of what you just did.

"Present this coupon

("Carol of the Bells" playing)

(all screaming)

(all shouting)

(both grunting)

(both laugh)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheers)

(crowd gasping)

(dance music playing)

(dance music playing)

(dance music playing)

(dance music playing)

(door creaks)

(door squeaks)

(gagging)

(gasping continues)

(gasping heavily)

(gasps, groans)

(gasps) Art, the naked artist guy?

(gasps) Bob! Bobby! Bob! Bob!

(gasps) I had the exact same dream.

(gasps) Look!

(gasps) My ornaments.

(gasps) One of my ornaments.

(gasps) You do?! Who was it?!

(gasps) You guys, I think I just realized

(gasps) You threw my tree in a Dumpster?

(Gene groaning, smacking lips)

(Gene grunting)

(groans)

(growls) Who would steal a Christmas tree.

(grunting)

(grunting): Ah!

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts) Damn it.

(lamp crackles)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs) 'Cause it's Christmas, right?

(laughs) He's talking about your livelihood.

(laughs) Nice.

(laughs): I was, uh... I was just trying something.

(Linda grunting)

(panting)

(panting): I think I lost them

(panting): I'm up. Stronger than ever.

(panting): It's a... it's a long story.

(phone beeps)

(quietly): Door to the back. Let's go.

(screams)

(shouts)

(sighing)

(sighs)

(sighs) I'm sorry, Lin.

(sighs) Okay, here's what I got.

(sighs): Fine.

(siren wailing)

(snoring)

(snoring)

(sobbing): Oh, God, no!

(straining)

(Tina gasping rhythmically)

(Tina gasping)

(vibrating)

(whispering): Everybody be quiet.

(whistling) Welcome to our party. I'm not sure what

(yawning): Go back to sleep?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ A Santy Claus standing on the lawn ♪

♪ After your party, I was in a lovely mood ♪

♪ All ♪

♪ All ♪

♪ All caroling ♪

♪ All different colors, and all different types ♪

♪ All different colors, and all different types ♪

♪ All seem to say ♪

♪ And come together for something bigger ♪

♪ And it made people reconsider ♪

♪ And maybe when we find him ♪

♪ And when they want to tell us that we're all wrong ♪

♪ And when they want to tell us that we're all wrong ♪

♪ Ask the class, I swear it wasn't me ♪

♪ But the eggnog flowed like a river ♪

♪ But you know what I mean ♪

♪ But you need an assortment ♪

♪ But you need an assortment of lights ♪

♪ Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree ♪

♪ Definitely creepy ♪

♪ Ding dong, ding dong ♪

♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪

♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪

♪ Dreams. ♪

♪ Dreams... ♪

♪ Everyone will wear skates ♪

♪ Filling the air ♪

♪ From everywhere ♪

♪ Gaily they ring ♪

♪ Got to find the Bleaken, we'll follow his scent ♪

♪ Gross, but nicely spiked ♪

♪ Guests from far away nations ♪

♪ Hark how the bells ♪

♪ He didn't have it, he didn't have your tree ♪

♪ He got nude, he got super nude ♪

♪ He loves drawing, but he's still pretty creepy ♪

♪ He's gonna be defeated, he's about to meet his match ♪

♪ Hold onto your horns ♪

♪ Hold onto your horns ♪

♪ Hold onto your horns! ♪

♪ I bet Teddy will come ♪

♪ I came straight here, had a cookie and got nude ♪

♪ I did, I drank the eggnog ♪

♪ I hope you find your tree. ♪

♪ I mean, sure there are a lot of white lights ♪

♪ I mean, sure, there are a lot of white lights ♪

♪ I'll just make burgers ♪

♪ I'm clearly a man with nothing to hide ♪

♪ I'm here to tell you ♪

♪ I'm here to tell you that we're ♪

♪ If he comes, he's gonna get a fight ♪

♪ If he comes, I just hope he doesn't bite. ♪

♪ If one of them goes out, then none of them ♪

♪ In my dream ♪

♪ In my dream, you were there ♪

♪ In the Christmas of my ♪

♪ Inflatable vinyl decorations make this time of year ♪

♪ It used to be ♪

♪ It's a grown man dressed in disguise. ♪

♪ It's okay, I just signed up to see some boobs ♪

♪ It's the Christmas of my ♪

♪ It's the Christmas of my dreams. ♪

♪ It's twinkle ♪ ♪ Bright twinkly lights ♪

♪ Light... ♪

♪ Lights ♪

♪ Lights... ♪

♪ Mr. Present greets guests with a smile on his face... ♪

♪ Now the LED's work a little bit differently ♪

♪ O'er hill and dale ♪

♪ Of lights ♪

♪ Oh, how they pound ♪

♪ One seems to hear ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪

♪ Or at least that's how ♪

♪ Out there in the night ♪

♪ Raising the sound ♪

♪ Ruining Christmas like he don't give a damn ♪

♪ Saying this year's been a mess ♪

♪ Shine ♪

♪ Someone's stealing all the Christmas cheer ♪

♪ Sweet silver bells ♪

♪ Telling their tale ♪

♪ That is their song ♪

♪ That we're ♪

♪ That's what makes Christmas bright ♪

♪ The Bleaken is coming as fast as he can ♪

♪ The Bleaken is gonna ♪

♪ The whole town was there ♪

♪ Throw cares away ♪

♪ To do it right ♪

♪ To do it right... ♪

♪ Twinkly lights ♪

♪ Twinkly lights ♪ ♪ They twinkle for me ♪

♪ Twinkly lights, bright light ♪

♪ Twinkly lights, twinkly lights ♪

♪ Twinkly lights, twinkly lights ♪

♪ Twinkly lights. ♪

♪ We can ask for Mom's tree back ♪

♪ We got to stop the Bleaken from stealing our presents ♪

♪ We'll need an ice skating rink ♪

♪ We'll need five meat carving stations ♪

♪ We're comin' for you, man ♪

♪ We're coming for you, man ♪

♪ We're coming for you, man ♪

♪ Wearing your Christmas best ♪

♪ Well, I believe you, I'm sorry to intrude ♪

♪ Well, someone stole my tree, I need to know your alibi ♪

♪ When I came in here, I didn't have your tree ♪

♪ Where can you be, my Christmas tree? ♪

♪ Where is my frickin' Christmas tree? ♪

♪ While people sing songs... ♪

♪ White light, black light ♪

♪ Wish that he was never born ♪

♪ Wish that he was never born ♪

♪ Wish that he was never born ♪

♪ With a hidden Christmas surprise ♪

♪ With joyful ring ♪

♪ With joyful ring ♪

♪ Words of good cheer ♪

♪ You were at our party, I hope you had a good time ♪

♪ That's what makes Christmas bright ♪

♪ White light, black light ♪