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Steven Universe (2013) - Season 4

Steven Universe (2013) - Season 4

Steven Universe is not a movie or a song; it is a popular animated television show that first premiered in 2013 and is currently on its fourth season. Created by Rebecca Sugar, the show quickly gained a dedicated fan base and has since been widely celebrated for its progressive themes, diverse characters, and outstanding musical numbers.

The series follows the adventures of Steven Universe, a young boy who inherits his gem-empowered abilities from his mother, Rose Quartz. Steven is joined by a group of magical beings known as the Crystal Gems, comprising Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, as they protect the Earth from various threats while also discovering the truth about Steven's heritage.

The cast of Steven Universe features a talented array of voice actors who bring the characters to life with their performances. Zach Callison voices the titular character, Steven Universe, capturing his endearing curiosity and growth throughout the seasons. Estelle lends her voice to Garnet, creating a stoic yet warm character. Michaela Dietz infuses Amethyst with a feisty and rebellious spirit, while Deedee Magno Hall portrays Pearl with her elegant and emotionally rich voice.

One of the standout aspects of Steven Universe is its exceptional soundtrack, with numerous original songs that have become fan favorites. The songs, composed by Aivi & Surasshu, and lyrics written by Rebecca Sugar, explore a wide range of genres and topics. From catchy tunes like "Stronger Than You," performed by Estelle as Garnet, to emotional ballads like "Here Comes a Thought," sung by Estelle and AJ Michalka as Stevonnie, the music is both entertaining and deeply resonant.

Fans of Steven Universe can enjoy the show's soundtracks and download the songs to listen to anytime they want. The soundtracks can be found on various music streaming platforms, including Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube Music. By searching for "Steven Universe soundtrack," fans can easily access and enjoy the melodic gems created for the show.

Steven Universe - Season 4 continues the story's compelling narrative and further explores the characters' development. With each episode, viewers are invited to dive deeper into the show's emotional core, as well as its progressive themes of love, inclusivity, and self-acceptance. The fourth season of Steven Universe is a testament to the show's ongoing success and its ability to captivate audiences of all ages.

With its exceptional voice cast, stunning animation, and powerful musical numbers, Steven Universe has established itself as a unique and beloved animated series. Its impact goes beyond just entertainment, touching the hearts of fans around the world with its messages of love, diversity, and self-expression. Fans can access its fantastic soundtrack and relive the magic time and time again, playing and downloading the sounds that have come to define this extraordinary show.

A Am I not the only one?
A bunch of bad stuff happened.
A bundt? A cannoli?
A Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a mailman,
A deep fryer without a license.
A guy with a blog!
A human being.
A human is an action.
A neon death trap, which has imprisoned us so tightly,
A person who gives money away.
A planet that's not always sunny.
A real encompassing kind of real.
A small rabbit begins to sing.
A topaz fusion and an aquamarine?
Aa aa ah! [Grunts]
Aah!
Aah!
About all the weird stuff in Beach City
About being through with wrestling?
About making Bloodstone feel good.
About the Crystal Gems.
Actually, I probably should just show myself ...
Actually, maybe not me,
Actually, the only time Gems really call me that
Admit it ... She's just in because she's your girlfriend.
After that last one.
Ah, this is sort of my jamming hill.
Ah, yes!
Ah! Let me take it from here!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh...
Alexandrite!
All of them.
All right, Steven Universe, go work your magic.
All right.
All the years of ordering off menu
All three of you should come.
All you've done is boss me around!
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
Also, don't say "rock people." It's offensive.
Always
Am I supposed to be ...
Amethyst?! [Laughing]
Amethyst...
An officer of the law and two small children.
And an onion, I think.
And ended up saying some pretty mean things
And every moment you enjoy being yourself,
And everybody's gonna know I love...
And finalest act of philanthropy.
And finding out my mom is a war criminal.
And he doesn't even care.
And he still just wins, like, every match.
And he's not even here.
And here's our organic Earth farm.
And how's my swashbuckling swashbuckler doing?
And I don't love that.
And I just quit on you.
And I need you to know
And I'll show you what this baby can really do!
And I'm gonna be there being all bingo, bongo.
And isn't it great that someone
And it's pumpkin shaped, like a pumpkin!
And leave like it's no big deal.
And loving being you...
And now a venture catapult ist.
And our spaceship got jacked, so if they leave Earth...
And Pumpkin! Can't forget you!
And remember, kid, no loitering.
And Shark O Mania's out cold.
And sneaking out right past a pair
And that's the beauty of Earth!
And then I did some hard thinking.
And they're here to collect.
And think about nothing ... or everything.
And Tiger Millionaire tonight, folks.
And used cream cheese icing to hold them together.
And we're all excited for you to come join the fun.
And you can always change your name.
And you certainly can't join the Crystal Gems.
And you would get to explore them for yourself.
And you're already back at the party... [Music]
And you're going out like that?
And you're not mad at us from before?
And you're not wrong about everything.
And your compliance is appreciated, but...
And, Topaz, help her out.
And, you know, a recipe.
And, you know, a ruby falling from the sky,
And, you know, I think we'd be really good at it.
And... bite something?
Any corner would be lovely.
Any good wrestling matches lately.
Anyone with two hands and half a brain could do it
Aquamarine doesn't have a dad.
Are so complicated and... so simple.
Are they a big deal?
Are we dealing with some sort of escape artist?
Are you all right?
Are you okay?
Are you serious?!
Are you sure?
Aren't that different from you.
As some lame Tiger Philharmonic donations thing,
Aw, come on. You can tell me anything.
Aw, geez. Lars.
Aw, I wish. There's a lot of fighting.
Aww, what a display, ladies and gentlemen.
Ay!
B B B Buck Dewey!
Bad move, chump.
Be back in a bit!
Be honest, but not too honest.
Because I know more than anyone what it's like
Because I'm half human, I get tired and I...
Because you were interested in the Crystal Gems.
Because you're going to be something extraordinary.
Because you're going to become something extraordinary.
Before we exit the atmosphere.
Behind you!
Beneath that identity concealing shawl?
Besides, a good security guard only needs their trusty flashlight.
Billy Bank Assets just got a taste
Billy Bank Assets just got a taste
Bingo, bongo.
Blog, blog, blog.
Bloodstone, ever since you got here,
Bloodstone!
Bloodstone! Bloodstone!
Bloodstone! We need to talk!
Blue and Yellow Diamond must have sent them personally.
Boo all you like. I don't care anymore.
Boo! Philanthropy is lame!
Both: Finish it.
Both: Right!
Bring it on!
But a 7th grader with a flute muscled me out.
But also hate to love.
But he realized it didn't make him happy,
But how can I fulfill my destiny if I don't even know what it is?
But I ask you, can the Purple Puma's back up make it solo?
But I do.
But I heard Tiger Millionaire was back.
But I I don't feel like that anymore.
But I just said ...
But I know someone else who might be interested!
But I will not stand by and let you give up our memories.
But I'm already on my home world.
But I'm still worried about Lars.
But I've been calling them Ronalphlets.
But if you guys want to play with that stuff, go ahead.
But if you had a gem, what would you want it to be?
But if you rearrange those letters,
But it may take you a little while
But it's bedtime.
But Mom did!
But nothing beats some good ol' atmosphere.
But our orders were to bring back these six humans.
But please, just one more time.
But Steven gets to go.
But that must mean there's a reason.
But that's why I like hanging out with you
But that's why you have us now!
But the Diamonds needed me.
But the fence was ripped apart!
But the second it wasn't about you, you stopped caring.
But then I would never have gotten to see
But there's loads of humans on Earth
But they can summon weapons
But this chain looks like it was torn apart.
But today, I need to tell you some truths about this man!
But underground wrestling is too big to fail.
But we were just enemies!
But what does that mean?
But who needs it, you know?
But you know...
But you never know.
But you'll have to believe it when it's coming from Buck.
But you're right. It doesn't make sense anymore.
But you're still in trouble for this fence.
But you've been acting really mean to me,
But, like ... like, they're actually cool people
But... I did it anyway!
But... I'm a Crystal Gem, too.
But... wh who's Nora?
But... You don't have a gem.
Bye bye!
Bye, Connie! See you tomorrow for sword training!
Bye, Mr. Smiley.
Bye, Sadie.
Can I ask you something?
Can I get the special?
Can we talk about this first?
Can you please take me there?
Can't wait. Bingo, bongo.
Close your eyes.
Come here. Come here.
Come here. You should, too.
Come on, Connie! I almost had him
Come on, Lion. I need you to focus here.
Come on, Steven.
Come on! Help me!
Come on! Lars, you gotta get up!
Concrete Heat and Chunk Truck.
Connie, I'm sorry!
Connie: No! Don't you dare!
Connie? Lars?
Cool.
Could we be dealing with a Homeworld Gem?
Couldn't we have just warped here?
Crystal Gems don't just fight rock people. We are rock people!
Crystal Gems fight rock people.
Crystal Gems, let's head back.
Cucamonga, Pizzapoppolis.
D did she want me to be Nora?
Dad, I think this is who's been causing all this trouble.
Dad, quit joking around.
Dad?! You're Nora?
Destroying the sanctity of this land of fun!
Did Connie send you any more pictures?
Did I do something?
Did they specify... alive?
Did you actually have a plan or ...
Did you really mean what you said
Did you say plates?
Did you see that?
Did you think a bunch of strangers were chasing you?
Did you think we were running away?
Discovering this beautiful world ...
Do I have a sister?
Do it.
Do not attempt to make yourself a corn dog.
Do you care about that or not?!
Do you love Pumpkin, too?
Don't bother talking to the corn.
Don't make me go back to Homeworld!
Don't worry about that now.
Don't worry, I'm gonna bust us all out with my bubble power!
Don't worry, Steven. He's just messing with you.
Don't worry. I can do this.
Don't you ever need to go... undercover?
Don't you remember? I gave them all names.
Don't you remember? Why don't you get mad?!
Doug: Gumballs?
Drop those fry bits. Drop 'em!
Each living thing has an entirely unique experience.
Even Garnet couldn't predict it.
Even if she wants to be here,
Even though we're not officially sanctioned security personnel?
Ever come to an end?
Ever since I became a Crystal Gem,
Everybody's gonna know I love baking
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone's having a nice time,
Ew, Pumpkin kisses! [Laughing]
Extraordinary... experience.
Feels very real ...
Female voice [Calmly]: You are in a quiet forest.
Fighting monsters, sharing emotions.
Finally caught up with him.
Finally! There's a star to wish on!
Fine, I guess.
Focus!
Folks, Tiger Millionaire and Purple Puma have done it again.
Follow my lead.
For another shooting star, so that you could make a wish.
For starters, they have rocks embedded in their bodies.
For the harm you may incur while trying to operate
From a kid who was shoplifting in a costume shop.
From the Mud Dimension.
Funland Incorporated is not liable
Funny that you...sleep, when gems don't need sleep.
Garnet, what did you wish for?
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet!
Garnet!
Garnet...
Get ready, baby, 'cause you're gonna have
Get this mess cleaned up.
Getting some songs figured out.
Give it up, Aquamarine!
Give me something this key unlocks.
Going to a weird zoo for humans in space.
Good day, loyal followers of Keep Beach City Weird.
Good work, you two.
Goodbye!
Got a call from a Mr. Harold Smiley stating that
Got my Saturday nights back.
Gotcha! I mean freeze!
Guess I have to take your word for it.
Guess so.
Guess staying awake for a whole week
Guess what!
Ha! Now that you mention it, no.
Ha. Looks like we'll have to give 'em the ol' Purple Pu...
Have finally come back to taunt me!
He ... He can't make it tonight
He just wanted to be included.
He left wrestling at the height of his career.
He made a ... wait, wait, I shouldn't tell you.
He retired to his huge pile of money.
He took off his tie, and he's throwing money at everybody?
He used to care about his money.
He's back!
He's been training with us for years.
He's following me now! [Rose laughing]
He's gonna make a withdrawal.
He's not even in the match.
He's not here yet?
He's probably still working on the cake.
He's your favorite, right?
Hello? This is security!
Help!
Her body's so thick.
Her gem weapon's a sword, huh?
Here at the Beach City Wrestling Arena Dome and Building.
Here it comes, y'all...
Here's your belt back.
Hey, but, uh... Ronalphlets aside,
Hey, come on.
Hey, Dad, what's this box?
Hey, I did.
Hey, it's okay.
Hey, kid!
Hey, Lion.
Hey, no one said there's a rush!
Hey, Sadie. Hey, Lars.
Hey, Steven, hit that button behind you,
Hey, Steven, maybe we should get our weapons.
Hey, Steven, we've been having such a blast over here.
Hey, Steven, you want to help ruin some teen's night?
Hey, stop right there!
Hey, thanks!
Hey, thanks! Get to the door!
Hey, this part isn't moving at all.
Hey, Topaz, can you remind me?
Hey, Topaz, look!
Hey, tough boy.
Hey, why not? It's probably just some kid loitering.
Hey, yeah, this is perfect.
Hey! Open up this instant!
Hey. This is where we found you.
Hi! I'm Navy, a refugee from Homeworld!
Hm...
Hmm.
Hmm. It's a video.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Homeworld? Gem? Mutant?
Hoo!
Hooray!
How are we going to get back?
How can this be happening?! It was just getting good!
How come I don't get your mom's gempon?
How do you know I'm not undercover... right now?
How much longer is this mission going to take?
How on earth did this happen?
How was your evening?
How'd you get it to look like a pumpkin?
How's he going to realize that if he doesn't give them a chance?
How's it going? What'll it be?
Howl Jones is still in this match, though.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh.
Huh. Well, I'm two halves human, and I'm not...
Huh. Why don't you just ask Steven?
Huhhhh...
I ... I don't know.
I also found this piece of fabric stuck in the fence.
I also heard Tiger didn't think of that.
I am my dad!
I can stop all of it!
I can't go anywhere without my ship.
I can't go back to Homeworld
I can't hear what's happening!
I can't wait for Lars to get here.
I could have done that.
I didn't even notice it there!
I didn't get to come along at first, either.
I didn't mean to make anyone upset!
I didn't mean to make you feel like you don't belong here.
I do love the dirt! [Laughing]
I don't accept that.
I don't believe it.
I don't even know what I want for breakfast half the time.
I don't even know why I'm wrestling anymore.
I don't have to do it, but I like to do it ...
I don't know about this.
I don't know how I'm gonna explain this back at the office.
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know where I would go anyway.
I don't know, but they're only taking my friends!
I don't know!
I don't like telling anybody I like baking.
I feel terrible about my mistake
I found this.
I gave them the list.
I get it now.
I get that part.
I got it at Delmarva Con last year.
I got to get going and make my thing,
I gotta admit, that was pretty clever.
I gotta go... rethink some things.
I guess even amongst outsiders, I am the ultimate outsider.
I guess I'm doing it for Lars,
I guess they are biodegradable.
I guess this is over.
I have a gem weapon now, too!
I have seen him use a blowtorch before.
I haven't even delivered all the mail today.
I haven't seen you in three weeks.
I hope his weird rash clears up soon.
I just liked that it was our thing we did together.
I just made seven small crescent shaped cakes
I just think, if you care about your friends or whatever,
I just want to be somewhere I can be myself.
I knew I was breaking the rules,
I know exactly where she'll fit in!
I know I've asked a lot from you today,
I know it's a bit strange, but ...
I know that sound.
I know they expect something big from me.
I know what you're thinking, Topaz.
I know where they are!
I know where you can find my dad.
I liked it better when I was doing it for you.
I love it! It's so sunny!
I love plants! Oh!
I love Pumpkin!
I love wrestling!
I mean, I kind of inherited an intergalactic war.
I mean, I needed it when I felt like...I wasn't good enough.
I mean, it's technically a yam.
I mean, Lars, hi. This is Steven.
I mean, my memory is perfect,
I mean, Philanthropist explain.
I mean, we've been through the ringer on all this stuff.
I mean, you could be Steven or Nora or anyone else.
I miss it so much! Oh! [Sobbing]
I need to know what this tape means.
I need your help.
I never thought I'd be the one hanging out with them.
I never thought I'd see this again.
I spent a day in your body.
I still do.
I suppose it's a good thing
I think even if I really tried,
I think I can handle that.
I think I should just do what you did ...
I think it might be more complicated than that.
I think it'd be, like, deep in my heart.
I think it's better Ronaldo Fryman work alone.
I think the flashlight just made him look big.
I think you need to leave ... and think about stuff.
I used the magic of photo editing software.
I used to eat this as a kid all the time.
I want to order... you to come to dinner.
I was acting like [Inhales deeply] Jerknaldo.
I was hoping maybe you'd get to see me
I was really glad you wanted to help our cause.
I was right!
I wasn't acting like Bloodstone.
I wish I could just force him to be happy.
I wish I hadn't snapped at you.
I wished...
I won't get mad the next time you throw up on my bed.
I wonder who, how you'll be,
I, uh ... well, whatever it is,
I'd love to go on a stakeout sometime.
I'd really appreciate you wrapping it up down there
I'll be right back with Lars.
I'll be... [Music] Veronica Cucamonga.
I'll go find him. Don't you worry about it.
I'll just use my trusty flashlight. [Grunts]
I'll let my good friend Tiger Mill...
I'll protect myself from the menace
I'll...text Peedee and let him know he's here.
I'm a complex individual teenage boy.
I'm a Crystal Gem, Ronaldo.
I'm glad you didn't get hurt ... with me not there.
I'm going to become half of you.
I'm going to become half of you.
I'm gonna kick your butt
I'm gonna press it!
I'm gonna take the stairs.
I'm good.
I'm here all the time!
I'm just not sure.
I'm just... supposed to be her kid.
I'm my mom and my sister?!
I'm my mom.
I'm not my dad.
I'm not worried about the cake.
I'm out here on a job, actually.
I'm right behind you!
I'm Rose Quartz!
I'm setting a course.
I'm so cool.
I'm so glad you're the only one that took a Ronalphlet!
I'm so sorry!
I'm someone the Diamonds will want
I'm sorry.
I'm still getting used to it.
I'm sure you guys do lots of waiting when you're saving the world.
I'm talking about all this mean stuff
I'm the one you're looking for.
I'm the only one who can stop what she started
I'm through with this place.
I'm worried about showing up with a cake.
I'm... not my dad.
I've come to you today because I pride myself
I've got a new idea, though.
I've got enough serious things going on in my life.
I've mixed up what is right and wrong
If anyone shouldn't go, it's me, but they know you.
If I had a gem, I'd show mine off.
If I never get sent on another mission to Earth,
If I show up to this party with my family's weird
If I were really a Crystal Gem, I'd never ...
If it means getting out of here, I'll believe it.
If it weren't for me,
If it weren't for my mom,
If only there was some way to contact him... with my mind.
If she was a real Crystal Gem,
If someone's trespassing, they'll have to answer to me.
If they don't, then it's their loss. Right?
If they like you, they like you.
If they look to you, trust yourself.
If this key isn't for that chest, then what is it for?
If this were some punk with a pair of bolt cutters,
If we don't do something,
If you don't come down here right now!
If...
In bringing you the truth
In my happiness and well being!
Is actually interested in what we do?
Is being your silly, old dad. [Gasps, grunts]
Is if they're about to kidnap me or beat me up.
Is Navy showing us the ocean?
Is that acceptance?
Is that love?
Is that star... screaming?
Is that you're still holding on.
Is this... just Rose's trash dump?
Isn't it wonderful, Nora?
Isn't that what you've always wanted?
It can cut through a carton of milk
It can totally happen!
It can't be all bam pow action all the time.
It can't hear you.
It can't just be a kid. It doesn't make any sense!
It could be, but it trapped us.
It is where..
It looks like this fight for the belt is still on.
It looks like this philanthropist is the real deal,
It looks like we have a new challenger
It might be hard to like Earth at first.
It might look like I'm trying too hard.
It might not sound like much,
It says "Bait it I say," or "I stay a bit,"
It seems a little suspicious that my dad is also a Steven.
It sounds great. Super cool.
It spells "Ittaisiaby."
It took me a long time to get used to it.
It took me so long to learn to like this planet.
It was still worth a shot.
It was transcendent
It'll be cool to share what we've learned.
It'll be too soon.
It's a bit dangerous.
It's a replica from the anime
It's almost like it's always...changing!
It's been fun, but...I'm over this.
It's been hours.
It's done.
It's gonna be, like, family, couple, neighbor, actual potluck,
It's just ... I really thought you joined
It's just like she's fine with us,
It's just, uh, they're for Lars' thing,
It's like ... oh, wait! I can just show you.
It's like the sequel no one asked for.
It's my fault you were abducted..
It's Navy!
It's nothing. Forget about it.
It's okay. You were right. We don't need this anymore.
It's pumpkin bread!
It's right over there!
It's so funny.
It's so quiet.
It's sunny now, but it could always rain later.
It's the Brothers Construction ...
It's the least he could do for his fans.
It's up to us to find out.
It's where I like to sleep.
It's... another tape from Mom?
Jamie: What justice is there in such a gross tangling of symbols?!
Just as long as you realize that the Crystal Gems and I
Just as long as you realize that the Crystal Gems and I
Just because Purple Puma quit doesn't mean Tiger had to.
Just kidding. [Chuckles] I need these to see.
Just let him off the hook on this one.
Just let the humans go!
Just like that? Wow.
Just like you guys! Ha ha ha!
Just need a minute...
Just tell everybody I'm quitting
Just tell me e e e e!
Kind of boring.
La a a a a a rs!
Ladies and gentlemen, the Wolves of Wall Street.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gents, tonight is a very special night
Lapis hates when I call it that, so I don't.
Lapis, are you okay?
Lars and the cool kids! See ya there!
Lars, stop! I need to concentrate!
Lars!
Lars!
Lars! It's going to go so good!
Lars.
Later, guys.
Let me grab my katana from upstairs.
Let's do this!
Let's finish him off with our special move.
Let's get back to Homeworld already.
Let's get knowledgeable!
Let's see ... alien abduction.
Let's see.
Life can get really intense, huh?
Life on Earth is really confusing.
Like ... like... Bloodstone!
Like a carton of butter!
Like a winter coat that's too big in the sleeves.
Like one crushed up gem coursing through my blood,
Like there's no problem.
Like this?
Lion, are you sure this is the right ...
Lion, at least do it on the floor!
Lion! What is this?
Lion.
Listen, you bodybuilding escape artist criminal,
Longer than you, so...
Look at that quality groove I've established!
Looks like Shark O Mania is back for revenge
Looks like things are heating up in the ring.
Looks like we got an advanced student on our hands!
Looks like you've got it.
Magical destiny? I don't know about that.
Magical hair ball destiny!
Making his way into the ring.
Mama mia! The fence a!
Man, how's Tiger gonna get out of this fishy situation?
Man: Hey, kid!
Maybe I should be trying to fix my life instead of his.
Maybe I'm supposed to go back to Asia?
Maybe if I...
Maybe it's some kind of Gem mutant or monster?
Maybe some rugelach? [Groans] I don't know!
Maybe we should've tried harder to get him to come.
Maybe you can help us out.
Maybe you could, uh... show us the ropes?
Maybe you guys could help out tonight.
Maybe you're the one that isn't a Crystal Gem.
Maybe... because my friends are the best!
Me, Jenny, and Sour Cream are having a potluck.
Mission time! Awesome!
Mm?
Mm.
Mmmm!
Mom must have wanted you to give this to me now.
Mom said she wanted to have me.
Mom?
Mom... who were you?
More than any of these humans ...
Mouths closed, eyes and ears open.
Mr. Maheswaran? [Sighs]
Mr. Smiley, protect yourself against the menace
Mr. Smiley: Looks like Shark O Mania's seeing starfish
Mr. Smiley: Now, I know these days, we're in a depression,
Mr. Smiley: Oh, my dang.
Mr. Smiley: Oh, my dang.
Mr. Smiley: What a sad and anticlimactic end
Muh muh! Muh!
My body's organic, and I'm a Crystal Gem.
My magical gem destiny.
My spear can reach her without hurting the hostages.
N Nora is you.
Navy just loves everyone and everything right away.
Navy, I think something went wrong with the ship!
Navy: Oh, no! [Pants]
Navy! Hello?!
Navy! We have your ship!
New barnie!
Nice try. But it's hopeless, my dad.
Nice! That star looks good on you.
No one could be that well adjusted!
No one is leaving here tonight unimpressed.
No wonder you were trying to throw us off your trail.
No, Garnet, I've moved on, I swear!
No, I don't want him to lose, just ...
No, no, no. Crystal Gems aren't rock people.
No, no, you're not getting it.
No, nothing.
No, thanks. Being a security guard is no joke,
No!
No! I don't understand.
No.
No. No, that ... that's never why I was doing it.
No. Something is seriously wrong with me.
Nobody's even gonna try hopping the fence with us here.
Nora, we can't both exist. But I won't be gone.
Nothing here makes sense!
Nothing to unlock here.
Nothing's wrong. It's just my job isn't like
Now get out of here and stop taking such a personal interest
Now he's just giving it away.
Now I don't have to do the dishes.
Now make your wish, but don't tell me what it is.
Now, let's shed some light on this subject.
Now, where could he be?
Of course Steven likes it. He likes everything.
Of course.
Of intergalactic tyrants! [Both laugh]
Of the first word of every sentence.
Of the Philanthropist business loan elbow.
Oh, all right.
Oh, and tell Ronaldo
Oh, come on!
Oh, hey, it's Steven.
Oh, hey, Shtu ball.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, I just confiscated that
Oh, I just want to stay here with you!
Oh, I'm actually pretty financially stable.
Oh, I'm so happy for everyone who's going to know you.
Oh, man.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no, there's lots of humans.
Oh, no!
Oh, no! The laws of physics!
Oh, no. I sound like my mother.
Oh, please, oh, please!
Oh, really?
Oh, Sadie. Where's Lars?
Oh, stop.
Oh, uh...
Oh, wait, or with my phone! [Cellphone beeping]
Oh, yeah. I love it down here.
Oh, yes, you are.
Oh, you're so smart.
Oh!
Oh! 'Cause this is a heck of a way to do it!
Oh! [Grunts] Lars!
Oh! Hi, Lars.
Oh! Maybe I should just go!
Oh! Overdraft.
Oh! We're gonna be the best of friends!
Oh. He hit them with a charitable take donation.
Oh. Hey, Steven.
Oh. Hi, Steven. Didn't see you there.
Oh. I finally get it.
Oh. It's you and Pearl shaking hands.
Oh. My Gem name is my mom's name.
Ohh! What's this for?
Ohh! You might want to hurry, Steven.
Ohhhh. It doesn't really ... uh ... eh ...
Okay, I think I've got something.
Okay, I'll give it a try, but we'll have to take it slow.
Okay, okay.
Okay! I'll do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. That's gross.
Okay. Well, I want to be undercover.
Okay... now! They call me...
On Puma and Tiger.
Onion, everything's okay.
Onion, it's me, Steven. Steven Universe.
Onion?
Ooh ... there's one! Garnet, you gotta make a wish!
Ooh, you guys! I'm so glad!
Ooh!
Or "I bitty Asia."
Or like a million tiny gems,
Or maybe I just missed you
Or the life threatening emergencies
Or when Amethyst pretended to be Jasper.
Or when we blasted you all out into space and stole your ship
Or... maybe you decided not to go inside.
Our job here is done, so...
Our objective's still the same ... beat the gems...
Ow!
Peaceful days like this without any trouble.
Pearl...
Perfect! That's your Crystal Gem name.
Peridot, Lapis!
Pizzapoppolis? That sounds Greek.
Plants may seem strange to you at first, but don't worry,
Please tell me my destiny.
Please!
Pleeeeease?
Potatoes can be sweet?
Potluck.
Prizes? Fun?
Probably from eating that garbage before dinner.
Protect yourself against the menace
Protect yourself against the menace
Protect yourself against the menace that ...
Protecting the citizens of Beach City.
Pu u u rple Pu u u ma!
Purple cake and with Sadie,
Quick, Lapis, she's getting away!
Respectfully, fry bits are not garbage.
Right here.
Right. Anyway.
Right. Thanks, Steven.
Rock people are different, obviously.
Ronaldo: [Laughs]
Ronaldo: The horror! The terror!
Ronaldo!
Ronaldo! Wait! What is this?
Rose Quartz: Maybe he'll help you with your intro this time.
Rose Quartz's old lackeys.
Sadie: I'm gonna head out and get my stuff for the party.
Sadie: Maybe we could make a cake
Sadie?
Save our friends!
Secret's out, Lars. Feels good, doesn't it?
See my documentary ... "Rising Tides, Crashing Skies."
See? I told you. It's really good.
Shark O Mania is back again.
She always seemed really nice, actually!
She doesn't even live here!
She doesn't know what she's getting into.
She doesn't, though. Give her a chance.
She has no guard, no fear. I just don't get it.
She keeps leaving me... puzzle pieces.
She likes it! Navy likes it!
She totally ripped that off from me.
She tried to stab you in space.
She was trying to tell me something with my tape.
She wouldn't have wanted this.
She'd be a little bit more dedicated!
She's got a big friend ... a fusion, named Topaz.
She's looking for someone named "my dad!"
She's on our side now.
Show yourself before you get into serious trouble!
Show yourself! What is it that you want here?
Six human variations
Snore!
Snore. Like this!
So here I am, ready to give back to the fans.
So sad to see Tiger giving up those belts
So that's it.
So they'll get to know you better.
So this is it.
So what about us? How do you feel about us?
So what?!
So you can have one of the corners.
So you'd be stranded forever?
So you're an Earthling!
So, how is it?
So, how is it?
So, I'll be here all night... on a stakeout.
So, not here, either?
So, tell us, Sadie, what did you bring
So, the millionaire becomes a philanthropist ...
So, then, would Nora have
So, this time, I put together the first letter
So, when do I get issued my gem?
So, y'all ready for this?
So...
So...how'd the mission go without me holding you back?
Some of these teens can use some pretty strong language.
Somebody put that fish on ice before it stinks up the joint.
Someone's been lurking around Funland after hours
Something of Mom's is hidden here, right?
Sometimes I just want to spend time with my dad.
Sometimes, I actually leave the car.
Somewhere in between learning to summon my shield
Sooner or later, I'm going to understand what I'm for!
Sorry, I didn't bring any food. Just these paper plates.
Sorry!
Sounds a lot like a story you told me once.
Sounds like we better investigate.
Specified in a report by Peridot 5XG.
Stay alert. They could be anywhere.
Steven if you were a boy, and Nora if you were a girl.
Steven is different.
Steven is not Tiger.
Steven, do you know what you're doing?
Steven, do you think
Steven, I I seem to be paralyzed with fear.
Steven, I I seem to be paralyzed with fear.
Steven, let's fuse!
Steven, save yourself... after you save us!
Steven, she just wanted you to be you.
Steven, that's not even a police car.
Steven, this makes no sense.
Steven, we can't both exist.
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: Don't worry, Bloodstone.
Steven!
Steven!
Steven!
Steven!
Steven!
Steven! [Grunts]
Steven! I knew I could count on you!
Steven?
Steven.
Stop!
Such dedication to teamwork and friendship. What?!
Take care of them, Nora.
Take me somewhere new.
Take me there.
Take on a serious job, but I guess all I'm good at
Take us close to the water. We're gonna jump!
Th That's okay, though. Guess I'll see you later.
Than to accept him as a Crystal Gem, too?
Thank you, Mr. Smiley.
Thank you, thank you! Thank you all for taking me in!
Thanks for the bits, Peedee.
Thanks. [Chuckles]
That every moment you love being yourself,
That he's taking time to think.
That is funny, Buck!
That life is full of so many possibilities,
That little gem I saw before, her name's Aquamarine.
That one's really hard to explain.
That sounds so nice
That space ship's permanently earthbound.
That threatens Beach City!
That threatens Beach City?
That threatens Beach City?
That threatens Beach City.
That was Eyeball, this is Navy.
That was fun!
That was in the report, too.
That was really good!
That will be me, loving being you.
That won't be necessary.
That's "gem" and "weapon."
That's a hammock. It's a bed you fall out of.
That's a ruby.
That's dirty!
That's great, Bloodstone
That's how they trick humans into loving them!
That's just Mr. Maheswaran. Oh, my gosh,
That's me, loving you,
That's pretty smart. When did you get so mature?
That's rough, buddy
That's so beautiful!
That's the burden of being the best.
That's the one thing I can't do.
That's the only place I've ever really belonged, anyways.
That's what Crystal Gems do.
That's what was so exciting to your mom,
That's why I'm joining the Crystal Gems!
That's why they invited you ...
That's, like, chapter 97 of Earth stuff.
The answers were inside me the whole time!
The barn's pretty big,
The belts are hanging free and clear.
The bits had their hooks in me!
The Brothers Construction look like they're ready
The cake is gonna rule.
The coolest dad this side of the cosmos.
The Crystal Gems finally have a pilot!
The culprit's at the end of this corner, Dad.
The diamonds wouldn't have come for my friends.
The Diamonds? Oh, no.
The door!
The exhilerating adventures you've been having with Steven
The gem that shattered Pink Diamond.
The Good Looking Gang are
The Good Looking Gang hit the star crossed lovers
The ground beneath our feet is teeming with resources
The law must be different for someone his age.
The leader of the Crystal Gem rebellion ...
The legend has returned to the ring!
The list did come from a Steven, after all.
The list.
The look on your face
The magical destiny if I wasn't here?
The mailman, onion... I think.
The Man doesn't want you to know about.
The Man doesn't want you to know about.
The monsters and mutants aren't that smart.
The most action I see is telling kids to quit loitering around.
The new Beach City Underground Tag Team Wrestling Champions.
The only thing wrong...
The other day, he did this thing.
The potluck is going really great
The private security company I work for
The ride's moving!
The sights they see, the lives they live
The sky is crying!
The sun ... ever burning... until it's not.
The threat of us perishing in this quagmire of yellow
The trees are quiet. The sky is quiet.
The whole thing just felt so off.
Then you're free to go.
There has to be a clue somewhere.
There has to be something I was meant to do.
There must be someplace I haven't been.
There was supposed to be something here
There's a clown nose back here.
There's a half full juice box by the TV.
There's a new post.
There's my dad, Connie, Lars and Sadie,
There's no way.
There's nowhere to run!
These are your friends. They want you to come.
These belts don't mean anything to me.
They are still your tag team champions.
They can alter their forms.
They even got Connie!
They get younger every year.
They like you!
They must be collecting more humans for the zoo!
They never did.
They want to lose another fight.
They won't say it, but...
They wouldn't even be trying to destroy the Earth!
They'll be gone for good.
They're going to take them into space!
They're gonna be destroyed.
They're the team you love to hate,
They've got it. It's official.
Things are going okay now, huh?
Things seem pretty quiet so far.
This has to unlock something.
This is all my fault.
This is an emergency!
This is getting annoying.
This is gonna be great.
This is his "ube" debut, after all.
This is it! It's all happening!
This is just a bunch of garbage Mom left behind!
This is just like the video Mom made me.
This is Lars. Leave a message.
This is my whole life!
This is near Beach City.
This is our "gem cave."
This is perfect!
This is the best idea anybody has ever had!
This is their chance.
This is truly the end for Tiger Millionaire and Purple Puma.
This is...
This isn't a game. You've endangered
This isn't fair. Stop the match.
This isn't gonna be an ironic potluck
This isn't the Bloodstone club
This key.
This might be a little difficult.
This one's Navy, 'cause her gem is on her navel.
This planet has weather,
This should cover your medical bills.
This Steven does seem to know everyone on our list.
This time, I'll throw it at an angle.
This was no kid.
This was our thing we did together,
This will be great, I just know it!
This world is full of so many possibilities.
This would be a clean cut.
This... is a surprise.
Those belts aren't yours to give away.
Those times we wrestled together meant everything to me.
Tiger Millionaire and Purple Puma forever!
Tiger Millionaire is gone forever.
Tiger Millionaire, ladies and gentlemen!
Tiger Philanthropist is down. What?!
Tiger Philanthropist!
Tiger's ripped and like seven feet tall.
Time to go.
To do thankless work and to be an outsider!
To ever grace the squared circle.
To feel comfortable enough to ...
To lay down a foundation of pain.
To one of the greatest tag team careers
To our very cool potluck?
To tell me my purpose!
Today!
Told ya.
Tonight will mark my greatest
Tonight, I am giving away the tag team titles.
Topaz, pull it together and finish this!
Ugh! Who were these guys?
Ugh.
Ugh. He wants to be in with them so much.
Uh, baked Alaska?
Uh, don't worry. I'm fine.
Uh, go! Go.
Uh, go! Go.
Uh, I was just wondering where you were.
Uh, I'm sorry, Bloodfry.
Uh, it went fine.
Uh, like, you know, it's like a sweet potato.
Uh, no.
Uh, right.
Uh, sorry, everyone.
Uh, Steven, di...
Uh, yes!
Uh, you mean the one right here?
Uh...
Uh... yeah.
Uh...like what?
Uh...sleeping... [Chuckles]
Uh...What?
Uhhh...
Um...hi, Bloodstone.
Unh unh. No. You are not living here.
Unh unh. Nobody knows me.
Used to be a tree by the warehouse,
Very nice meeting you all,
W Was that Connie's pho...
W What's going on?
W Who's Nora?
Wait
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Wait! Check it out!
Wait! This whole time, all you wanted was your ship?
Wasn't that match kind of boring? [Scoffs]
We already scared him straight.
We can show her the way!
We can start your training soon.
We don't need wrestling to have fun anymore, right?
We got to get out of this spicy meatball!
We gotta move!
We know they're here somewhere.
We should let his parent know he's back.
We'll huff, we'll puff, and we'll blow your stocks down.
We'll leave you totally alone...
We're all different, but we love and accept each other.
We're already in the air.
We're in the middle of a very important investigation.
We're just ignored and misunderstood.
We're not here for any of you rogue gems.
We're not here to escalate the situation.
We're the Crystal Gems, you chump!
We've been awful to her. She must hate us.
We've got two new fighters on loan,
Welcome to my house!
Well [sighs] "I bitty Asia" could mean something.
Well, Connie's been a part of the Crystal Gems
Well, he just didn't seem into it, you know?
Well, he should have.
Well, I can end it for you right now.
Well, I care so much,
Well, I heard Purple Puma didn't want to do it anymore.
Well, I just think a real Crystal Gem
Well, I was wondering if you'd seen
Well, I'm heading out.
Well, if it wasn't a misguided teen, what could it be?
Well, it's nice to know we can still have
Well, it's not the strangest houseguest we've had.
Well, kid, this may have been a big misunderstanding,
Well, technically, it's an infozine pamphlet,
Well, that's okay. Let's keep playing music
Well, the answer is...
Well, then how do you want to go out?
Well, we were fighting, so it's understandable.
Well, well, back again.
Well, what about dirt? Do you love the dirt, too?
Well, what about Pumpkin?
Well, what do we do with Fryrocko now?
Well, yeah
Well, yeah, of course I am.
Well, yes, but it's no big deal.
Well, you guys wanted to start a new life here, too.
Well... then, it has to be perfect.
Well... yeah.
Wha... ?
What a cool name.
What a generous wrestler.
What a way to go out.
What about that huge shadow?
What an ordeal.
What an unbelievable shame, folks.
What are we going to do?!
What are you [Grunts] talking about?!
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?!
What are you even doing in Beach City, Dad?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?!
What better way to show him what we're about
What do you mean kind of boring?!
What do you mean off?
What do you mean?
What do you want him to do?!
What does it open?
What is my problem?
What is rain?
What kind of destiny is this?!
What mystery could possibly lie
What now?
What now?
What was it? "Bingo, bongo."
What was that?!
What was that?!
What you'll think, what you'll want.
What?
What?
What? It's the sequel you asked for.
What? Topaz!
What?!
What?! No, hold on.
What?! That sword belonged to my mom!
What?! You just got invited to a party with the cool kids!
What's dirt?!
What's this?
Whatever's behind this door, I know it's something important.
Whee! Oh! [Laughing]
When did that happen?
When did you show up on Earth?
When you have a kid, you have no idea who they're gonna be.
When you were tricked by your favorite little ruby!
Where am I supposed to go?
Where did you get this?
Where? Where?!
Which a way did they go so fast a?
Which can be confusing and alarming.
Which feed the growing crops around us.
Which is a very poisonous type of jellyfish.
Which is why they equip us with these.
Which, honestly, is such a weird angle, you know?
Who am I supposed to be?
Who am I?
Who are these dullards?
Who are you to tell anyone how to be a Crystal Gem?!
Who knows?! [Laughing]
Who will be the next tag team champion?!
Who?
Who's Nora?
Whoa, there, Tiger.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! It's the Good Looking Guys' music.
Whoa! Steven, it's okay.
Whoa! You could totally use these for disguises.
Whoever can grab them first can have them.
Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Why are they only grabbing your friends?
Why are you so worked up over how my night was?
Why don't you stay here and admire more of the plants?
Why don't you use your Gem name?
Why everyone was taken.
Why is Homeworld stealing humans from the boardwalk?
Why is it always on the bed?
Why is it so easy for her, when it was so hard for me?
Why is that?
Why is this the same as the video you guys made me?
Why would she want to live here?
Why y y y?
Will their special brand of jungle terror
Will you stop?! You're ruining my moment!
With a bang.
With a new partner ... the Sea Wasp,
With all our friends.
Without at least putting up a fight.
Without getting what the Diamonds want.
Woop! Thank you!
Would want to show off their gem, like, all the time.
Wow, I didn't think he'd take it that seriously.
Wow, I never thought anyone could get excited over paper plates.
Wow!
Wow! A flashlight!
Wow! A sword!
Wow! Sounds groovy! How do I start?
Wow. What's... uby?
Yeah
Yeah, but he came back
Yeah, especially your life.
Yeah, it is pretty cool, huh?
Yeah, Lars, you should make this your big debut.
Yeah, let us out! [Grunts]
Yeah, Sadie. That was fresh.
Yeah, something cream filled.
Yeah, that bean bag is sick. You got to try it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you should stay!
Yeah!
Yeah! All the other rubies are mean to me.
Yeah! Don't ever stop!
Yeah! Exactly!
Yeah! That's the one!
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I took a real long nap.
Yeah. It gets pretty dark out there.
Yeah. No kidding.
Yeah. Yeah, they are!
Yellow Diamond asked for, uh, my dad,
Yes, hello? The sign above you says no loitering.
Yo, I didn't even say anything.
You accepted me, but I still felt like an outsider.
You and your fancy cheese plates. [Laughs]
You and your theory.
You are trespassing on private property.
You came back.
You can give away all the jungle bucks you want,
You can't just ... Oh, no.
You can't quit now! Tiger!
You can't quit now.
You could have just stolen it to begin with!
You dirty, little...
You do? Wow!
You don't have to love everything right away.
You guys are the best!
You know, about tricking you into playing baseball.
You know, I always felt strangely at home here.
You know, I don't think they did.
You know, like parents do. Except we'll be doing it.
You know, now that I think about it,
You know, Steven, maybe you're dehydrated.
You know, the usual ...
You know, they really are cool. Like, not like he thinks,
You know, turn off for a bit and ...
You lay down somewhere and close your eyes.
You learned your lesson?
You mean haunt you?
You need a license to operate a deep fryer?
You need a loan to start a small business?
You okay there, Steven?
You should bring some food, because that's what you do at a potluck.
You should have a look around.
You should just move in with us at this point.
You should make something that represents you.
You should tell me where my dad is, all right?
You sick monster.
You sure you don't want anything, Dad?
You tell us where we can find my dad.
You think he'll be okay?
You think this is the place to get your kicks?
You truthed him so hard, he died!
You want him to lose and keep his money, right?
You want me to put that in the Ronalphlet?
You want to join the Crystal Gems?
You want to live on Earth?
You won't believe us when we say we like your cooking,
You? What are you doing here?
You're a keeper, Veronica Cucamonga.
You're a rock person?!
You're going to be ...
You're going to be a human being.
You're going to be something extraordinary.
You're going to be something extraordinary.
You're going to entertain this?
You're going to have to sit this one out.
You're just ... You're just...
You're just gonna do that and leave?
You're not getting away this time!
You're right! The Crystal Gems are about love and acceptance!
You're right. You are silly,
You're saying about the Crystal Gems!
You're wrong, Mr. Smiley.
You're wrong! Steven, get down here!
You've seen this tape before?
You've worried about him enough, Steven.
Your body is organic.
Your mom deals with at the hospital.
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
Ah, stop. Oh, this is amazing!
And nobody knows I can bake. Well, I do, and he does.
And what's that? Because... it's lame, Steven!
Aw, Navy. No, no, it's my problem.
but I'll see you there, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you.
Bye, guys. See ya. Bye, guys.
Dad, I don't think that'll work. Go!
Dad? Shh! Keep watching.
Did you find Lars? Uh, yeah.
Don't move! Connie: Did we lose them?
Ehh... maybe not. Got it.
Everything is so good. Lars: Yeah, too good
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Goodnight, Steven. Goodnight, Sadie.
Hang out, have fun. You can sit on the bean bag.
Hey again. I'm Sour Cream.
Hey, doughnut kids. Hi, Buck, what's up?!
Hey, man. Who's feeling lucky?
Hey, nice ending. Yeah, whoo!
Hi, Buck. Hey, Steven
Hm. Hm
Hmm. But...
How about a pie? No.
Huh? Jamie.
I brought the pizza. I brought the assorted fruit.
I love you. No! Stop!
Is that okay? Yeah.
It's a surprise. That Lars is full of surprises.
It's just ... I surrender!
It's never actually something. What's wrong?
It's time to give up! There's no way out!
It's ube. What's that?
It's... amazing! Amazing!
Just ... there they are! Come on, Steven!
Just like you guys! Wouldn't that be fun, Steven?
Lapis! Lapis!
Lapis! Lapis!
Lars, did you make this? No!
Mm. Oof. Almost. [Laughs]
My, my. What a feast. I brought the soda.
Oh, hey, it's doughnut girl. Everybody, this is Sadie.
Oh, no, it's the cops! Huh?
Oh, uh... I love me some cheese. [Laughs]
Ooh. So, uh...
Right on. Yeah!
Ronaldo: Rahh! What the ...
Rose Quartz: I press it now, right? Do it.
Secret cookbook. Maybe this'll work.
So, he decided not to come, huh? Actually...
Something came up
Sour Cream: All right! Nice!
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven! Steven!
Steven? No. Don't! Steven!
Steven... I almost got it!
That is so creative. Bingo, bongo.
That's a lot of gumballs! Jump! [Grunts]
That's his way of saying thanks. I know. I speak Lars.
The door. Right
This is delicious. You're an amazing baker, Lars.
Tiger. Aah!
Uh, hi. I'm Lars' friend. What's up? I'm Jenny.
Uh, Lars? I'm not going.
We got to shut it off! Don't worry.
What do you mean? There's a reason
What do you mean? Uh, never mind.
What? Huh?
What? I'm not my dad!
What?! Hey!
What?! Huh?
What?! What?!
Where are you?! She's just...
Where did I even learn that? Steven: Yeah! Bingo, bongo!
Whoa, a stakeout! Dad, that's so cool!
Whoa! Greg?
with your face on it. Steven: That's a great idea!
Wow. Wow.
Yams?! This sounds perfect!
Yeah, why not? Take my hand.
You okay, Dad? Yeah.
... Mr. Universe!
... my video.
...and that's the sound of you enjoying music
...I don't...
...tired at all.
'Cause you've just been approved.
'Cause you've just been approved.
"Alien entities walk among us"?
"Bingo, bongo"?
"How to Protect Yourself Against Rock People"?
"I Can't Believe My Stepdad's My Sword."
"I may never come back to the Internet!"
"I'm shutting down my blog," blah blah blah,
"social media," blah.
"They hate men"?!
"They're adding mind controlling minerals to our water suppl..."
[All gasp] I can't believe this. They're mocking us.
[All groaning]
[All scream]
[All screaming]
[Angry muffled shouting]
[Barking]
[Barks] [Sighs]
[Beep] La a a a a rs!
[Bell dings]
[Bell dings] [Cheers and applause]
[Bell dings] But, oh.
[Bell dings] He's paying for their medical bills, too.
[Bell dings] Hi, Lars.
[Bell dings] Oh, it is him, right?
[Bell dings] Oh, what?
[Bell dings] Ooh! Another devastating move by Purple Puma
[Blows raspberry]
[Booing]
[Booing]
[Booing] What?! That's it?
[Bubbling]
[Car door opens, closes, engine starts]
[Cellphone buzzes]
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause] What a rip off.
[Chomps] [Muffled] Do you?
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles] I love talking!
[Chuckles] I'm rambling.
[Chuckles] It's funny.
[Chuckles] Make it your own.
[Chuckles] Sorry, Steven. Let's get you up.
[Chuckles] Whoa, dude.
[Chuckles] Why don't you come on in?
[Clank]
[Clatter]
[Clears throat]
[Click]
[Coughs]
[Crash]
[Crashing] Whoa.
[Creaking]
[Crickets chirping]
[Crowd gasps]
[Crowd gasps] Amethyst?
[Crying]
[Ding!]
[Ding!]
[Ding!]
[Ding!]
[Ding!]
[Ding!] ...the Purple Millionaire Ki i i i i i i ck!
[Ding!] Mr
[Dinging, cranking]
[Dog barking]
[Door opens]
[Doorbell chimes] [Groans]
[Doorbell rings] That's him!
[Electricity hums, carnival music plays]
[Electricity hums]
[Electricity hums]
[Exhales sharply]
[Feedback] Hey, now. That mic is expensive
[Frantic mumbling]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps] Garnet, it worked!
[Gasps] I thought you'd never ask!
[Gasps] I would love that!
[Gasps] It's from Connie!
[Gasps] No way.
[Gasps] Of course!
[Gasps] Watch out!
[Giggles] That's my favorite part.
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans] Hey, kids.
[Groans] Lars! Lars?!
[Groans] Of course.
[Growls]
[Growls]
[Growls]
[Growls]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts] Aah!
[Grunts] Dad!
[Grunts] What do you know? I fit. [Laughter]
[Guitar music playing] Nora.
[Heavy footsteps]
[Inhales deeply]
[Italian accent] It's a me, Peter Pizzapoppolis from Italia!
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
[Laughing] No, no. It's perfect.
[Laughing] Oh!
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs] Can we edit this part?
[Laughs] No, no. We just had it down to two names ...
[Lion retches]
[Lion retching] No, no, no!
[Liquid splatters]
[Loud clank]
[Loud snoring]
[Meows] Awwww!
[Mouth full] Sorry, Lars. It's really good.
[Muffled shouting]
[Muffled] Pleeeee...
[Murmuring frantically]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Navy laughing]
[Normal voice] ... eeeease?
[Normal voice] Mr. Maheswaran!
[Normal voice] Oh, what's this, now?
[Nose squeaks]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Pop!]
[Pouf!]
[Pounding on door]
[Puma roars]
[Pumpkin barking]
[Purring]
[Rewinding]
[Rewinding]
[Ringing] [Cellphone ringing nearby]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Seagulls crying]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs] Bloodstone, I know you want to train,
[Sighs] He's just asleep.
[Sighs] Hey.
[Sighs] I don't get it.
[Sighs] Let's go home and get some grub.
[Sighs] Space is great,
[Sighs] Why them?
[Singsong voice] You found us.
[Smooches] They're back to finally claim the tag titles.
[Sniffles]
[Snoring]
[Snoring]
[Snoring]
[Snoring]
[Snorting, gagging]
[Snorts, laughs] What?!
[Sobbing]
[Splashing]
[Static]
[Strumming, vocalizing]
[Twinkle!]
[Warble]
[Warble]
[Warble] [Deep voice] Hey, Dad. I'm back.
[Warble] [Normal voice] Thanks!
[Warble] Thanks.
[Weakly] Where are we going?
[Wheezing, panting]
[Whimpering]
[Whimpering]
[Whimpers]
[Whimpers] Steven?
[Whirring]
[Whispering] Coast is all clear behind us.
[Whispers] Open up about your feelings.
[Whistling]
[Wind whistling]
[Wind whistling]
[Yawns]
[Yawns]
[Yawns]
[Yowls]
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♪ Pizza potluck ♪ [Music]
♪ Potluck ♪
♪ Potluck ♪
♪ Potluck ♪ [Vocalizing]
♪ Potluck, potluck ♪
♪ Ube ♪
♪ Ube ♪
♪ Potluck ♪

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