Workaholics (2011) - Season 2 Edit

A brand new, top of the line Glacier refrigerator.

A cheap TV on Craigslist.

A couple of burgers, all right?

A couple of the guys are taking it to a party

A dick shin.

A dragon statue?

A dragon statue.

A drug dealer anymore, to be honest.

A few moves that I know, that could, you know,

A filtered clove cigarette,

A force to be reckoned with.

A little restaurant called Pastafari.

A little slurp for you, a little slurp for me.

A little what? Oh, you're ignoring me now?

A lot of bath salts.

A lot of people say I look like Matt Damon...

A password we need or anything?

A Pocahontas situation with some leathery Hedo babes.

A pretty serious virus.

A question that I get asked all the time by people,

A regular girl.

A sax player in the band, you idiot?

A two year pay bump at work.

A very tight butthole for you, my friend.

A ZZ Top shirt.

About hearing what a great salesman Montez is.

Act real. Why aren't you real?

Actually the metal in my belt's pokin' it a little bit.

Actually, I wouldn't mind if we just cemented over the ocean.

Actually, it sucks pretty bad. Very loud.

Actually, my nickname is Blade.

Adam "The Main Attraction" Demamp really is.

Adam, finish him. Babe ality.

Adam, how are we doing on the music for the ceremony?

Adam, I'd think about cutting down on the smoking.

Adam, I'm sorry to say this, but we got to let you go, bud.

Adam, we're leaving.

Adam, you be the firee...

Adam!

Adam?

Again, take care.

Agh agh

Agh! Agh, my eyes!

Agh.

Ah! Ow! Ow!

Ah! The brakes!

Ahh. [laughing]

Alice is in an especially shouty mood today.

Alice, I can't do it.

All aboard to downtown Pound Town.

All eat Thanksgiving together tomorrow,

All I do know is, I got to go pinch out a growler,

All right, all right.

All right, all right. That's it. That's it.

All right, be calm, and just say it.

All right, hey, you know what? My treat.

All right, I don't have time to train a new person anyway.

All right, I know this is really tough for us

All right, I want you to draw a picture of your addiction.

All right, let's go figure out how to put this

All right! I'm not nervous!

All right?

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right. Here's the deal.

All right. Statute 7 B,

All right. What about you, Waymond?

All you gotta do is give me that shark blimp.

All you had to do was sign it and mail it.

All: ♪ Too heavy, too light, too black or too white ♪

All: Ah!

All: Dessert first! Dessert first!

All: Let's get weird! We're getting weird!

All: Mmm.

All: Mmm.

All: Mmmmmmwah!

All: Oh!

All: Oh! Ugh! Shit.

All: One! Two! Oh!

All: Surprise!

All: Vote or die.

All: Vote or die.

All: Whoa.

All: Yeah. That sounds fun.

Almost as dumb as not drinking for an entire week.

Also, she's insane.

Also, some sales would be nice, guys.

Am I rambling a little bit? I'm excited.

American muscle, now, that's where it's at.

And a lot of times. Sorry.

And a neti pot.

And a shot of prune juice and Jagermeister,

And Adam Demamp.

And again and again and

And again, I'm sorry about that.

And all the blood's rushin' into it,

And also Stone Cold Steve Austin via TV.

And also the $70 dress that I got you,

And and maybe see if we could

And another guy already ruined her dress, so...

And as for you guys,

And at my funeral, play Kells!

And bath salts.

And be sales monsters.

And beat this addiction like the boss that I am.

And besides that, I've been fired

And besides, if we did fight,

And Blacks on Blondes, Buff Blacks

And break my rules,

And bring Eunice and all these awesome chicks.

And call myself splinter, huh?

And calling yourself Adolf Shitler?

And come again...

And come back and get you guys, but what are you doing?

And coming to the stage now,

And dedicated a song to his dad.

And didn't invite me to see Rudy.

And don't check "not guilty" by accident

And don't put meats on my desk.

And drag my ass into court, okay?

And everyone has been on that list, even you.

And everything he's saying is a lie.

And finger fuck you in the holes that it leaves.

And fought the man, but we're not real men,

And fruit punch.

And get his "Claude o graph."

And get our raises.

And Gil.

And go back to work, please?

And go into the show, please?

And got drunk like usual?

And he has a name, and it's actually Cee Lo Green.

And he needs to leave.

And he showed up, most importantly.

And he'll probably, like, break the story.

And he's a doctor, so why would you question...doctors?

And he's not a professional, but you said you wanted

And here's a slogan.

And here's your release form.

And I came to proclaim my love.

And I could tell that you were using it

And I do it sometimes.

And I don't have a passport, so I need your help, bud.

And I don't know how you do it, Wes.

And I got some burgers to prove it.

And I heard that you and Dale are the people to talk to.

And I hope you're ready to feel the fury

And I just wanted a condom big enough

And I just wanted to let you know

And I know they need more chairs outside.

And I never will now

And I promise you,

And I realize now that if anything were to go wrong,

And I think I'm 'bout to kick her le ass.

And I thought I'd try to make it right,

And I thought it would be a real treat

And I thought that Jamaica was part of the U.S.

And I told you, I've never been camping before.

And I want the best for you.

And I was like... pbbt!

And I will try the Jamaican jerk lasagna.

And I would buy you Apple Pucker,

And I'll Schindler those fools right now.

And I'm buyin'.

And I'm going to do it.

And I'm going to do whatever I wanna do!

And I'm going with my real family, Adam and Ders.

And I'm gonna be very careful next time.

And I'm gonna get wild with them, all right?

And I'm gonna just...

And I'm gonna use it all the time now.

And I'm killing myself.

And I'm not feeling bad about it at all.

And I'm out.

And I'm trying to buck.

And I've got AIDS, so it's not worth it.

And I've noticed that.

And if you don't

And if you remember,

And if you want the keys,

And it gets super hard.

And it meant a lot to all of us at the time.

And it was because of...

And it was gone.

And it's a furious beast.

And it's all, like, free, basically.

And it's great to be back, you know?

And it's hurtin' my pride.

And it's I mean, I can't maintain a jaw line like this.

And it's Karl's fault, so I'm gonna make him pay.

And it's time to whup his ass.

And jammed hard to mash ups

And kick it with his brother, who owns a Wienerschnitzel?

And lighting candles.

And making it a successful workday?

And marrying girls and stuff.

And me?

And money is no object.

And my and that's also another term for my dick.

And my black friend online calls me the white Tyrese,

And my butthole is sweating like it's getting paid to.

And my dick went back inside my body.

And my tiki torch, extra oil.

And no matter what this guy says or throws my way, you know,

And now Adam is choking on his gum.

And now Ders is gonna get to put his thing in her mouth?

And pours a beer on your head,

And put the red ones to the outside

And quite frankly, you developed into

And resell 'em, huh?

And save your ass, uh, though.

And see how long I can masturbate.

And she actually just moved here from Australia.

And she grounded you too?

And she was just blowin' him seven days straight.

And she'll have no choice but to date one of us.

And she's just been acting like a real trick.

And she's our boss.

And some scrunchies.

And teach me how to drive?

And that that scares me.

And that bench over there, right?

And that means you're not gonna get paid

And that's a chop.

And that's not how Adam "The Main Attraction" Demamp

And that's not scary that I remembered it at all.

And the kitchen serves beer all day.

And the more I think about it, we should act out, like,

And the next minute I got a cerveza in the face.

And the pro surfers, okay?

And the white ones on the inside,

And then destroying them.

And then I get all body conscious.

And then I might get to meet Jean Claude

And then I was adopted by those horrible Koreans.

And then I'm gonna be up in your grills

And then never returns it.

And then Nike will probably buy it...

And then there's everything that's happens to

And then they gave me away,

And then they went crazy.

And then those babies were gonna suck on your titties.

And then we had the iPod dock also proving it.

And then when everybody comes rushing out of the theater,

And then you fire me like a cold blooded robot.

And then you fire me.

And then you started dressing all weird and

And then, like, hit the switch and unlock

And there is also...

And they deal with it.

And they'd be doing everything I want them to do.

And they're like, "Oh, don't hit

And this hat's badass.

And this is my Thanksgiving video.

And this little Indian isn't going to go anywhere

And to make matters worse, I can't find my Uncrustables,

And took fate into our own hands like Conan.

And tore sleeves of cool golf shirts

And turn them in to the dude sheriff,

And we are just gonna...

And we don't use that name in this house.

And we got saved by a girl.

And we had to dunk some fools, man.

And we love each other, so...

And we might blow this grate.

And we never bucked, so... What are you gonna do?

And we noticed that you date, like, weirdly average dudes,

And we ride it out.

And we sent a "save the dates" out yesterday.

And we would both drink it into the night.

And we'll call things even.

And we'll see how it goes.

And we're never gonna meet them together,

And we're ready to crown him the king

And wipe your ass for you.

And y'all know I'm talking about road head.

And you can forget about the deleted scenes too,

And you can hardly tell some days.

And you just looked so peaceful, so I just snapped a pic.

And you know what?

And you won't judge me.

And you'll be good.

And you're always going to be dirty brown water trash.

And you're changing for all the wrong reasons.

And you're dirty brown water trash.

And you're gonna go see Eric in HR.

And you're looking at me like, "What happened to that guy

And you've been driving it drunk?

And your ambitions deserves everything

And yours is?

And, Ders, I'm sorry that I stole your panties.

And, like, he he's, like, a party pooper.

And, oh

And, oh, I got you this gift to you.

And, uh, balloons, I guess.

And, uh, celebrate at the bar?

And, uh, I'd like to introduce you to Naomi.

And, um, the entertainment center, of course,

And, um...

And...

And...

And...Hannah.

Anders Holmvik.

Anders Holmvik.

Anders, I am asking you to do this, okay?

Anders, let's go.

Anders, say "what's up" to the camera.

Another victory.

Any objections?

Anybody?

Anyway, I'm not going.

Anyway, moving on.

Anywhere on this planet.

Are gonna get a little appetite worked up.

Are having sex with it.

Are Notorious and Blow,

Are still alive and well.

Are we not all drug dealers... brah?

Are wearing right now.

Are you all right? [grunting]

Are you gonna buy anything?

Are you gonna program it?

Are you guys havin' that? I have really big balls, though.

Are you serious?

As a gift.

As I told you, I'm a very busy person.

As in Beckford, as in B as in

Asking for votes, okay?

At a house party before I was born.

At a Menards when I was a kid.

At John G. Neihardt Elementary.

At least one poseur involved in this equation.

At our nah.

At the International House of Salads?

At the Museum of Tolerance of Alcohol?

At the Pasadena Aquatic Center!

Back in the 'Vo.

Bad news.

Bash bros! Bash bros!

Bash bros. Remember that from earlier?

Basically just getting the butter

Baywatch those beers, you're doing great.

Be courteous, have fun,

Be free, spirit in the sky.

Be gone.

Be my Christopher Guest.

Because both of you are extremely handsome men.

Because he's trying to save this country.

Because home has tons of pornography.

Because I don't know you.

Because I forgot to do that

Because I just put a piece in, and I'm already buzzing.

Because I thought we were work friends,

Because I wanted to hang out with you,

Because I was eating Froot Loops.

Because I will do that.

Because I'm a man.

Because I'm also a vegetarian too.

Because I'm just a really good friend of yours,

Because I'm pretty sure you fell from heaven.

Because it's a beautiful occasion.

Because it's cute...

Because it's in, like, five hours,

Because it's your wedding,

Because of my expensive hair foam!

Because of you and that Playstation, bub.

Because of you.

Because our body is the perfect human form

Because P.N. is post noon.

Because real men eat dessert first.

Because that looks heavy, and I'm...

Because that's the way I feel about you.

Because the sweetest revenge is living well.

Because we wanted to give this to you,

Because we're going back to the workbook.

Because we're playing the Dragons this weekend

Because you said you'd give us one at the party

Because you're one of the oldest people I know.

Beefy. In all the right ways.

Beer only, and don't talk to Ashley.

Before I beat your ass

Before we start, let me do some attendance, if that's okay.

Before we were so rudely interrupted,

Before you can start working again.

Being a girl as hard as possible.

Being sober makes you really see things

Believe it or not, it's actually Pier 1.

Besides the fact that this is gonna take our friendship

Besides, Alice is the only one that can fire me.

Beverages in the back. Help yourself.

Bikes, lemons, internet. Yeah.

Blake, before I forget,

Blake, I'd love for you to meet Hannah.

Blake, I'm so sorry I stole that condom from you.

Blake, if you would just get to it?

Blake, shall we?

Blinding.

Boom! No! [sobs]

Both: ♪ City break dancer man ♪

Both: Dessert first!

Both: It smells so good.

Both: Lawry's.

Both: So put your fears aside, for Adam is alive.

Both: What you have seen here was not real.

Both: Yeah.

Both: Yeah.

Both: Yeah. Pay for the battery.

Bring me home some Jamaican jerk lasagna.

Brother?

Buckle up.

Buddy, if you want to ditch on the class,

Bum rushed the stage,

Bunny, you're doing an excellent job.

Bush.

But also undercover, though. Yeah.

But at least he knows

But Buddy Ferrera, well, he's a goatee sportin',

But did we see another love blossom into fruitation?

But didn't know

But he's got a super cool iguana inside.

But hopefully alive, 'cause that'd be so weird

But I can't do it alone.

But I guess he's got a few gigs lined up for me,

But I have a marriage pact with your daughter,

But I know who has some perfect moobs!

But I love that girl.

But I pulled my back this morning...farting.

But I think this Turkey Day's

But I was I made the call.

But I'll take my ice cream first,

But I'm 37.

But I'm also a water human.

But I'm going to miss you.

But I'm immature because I know, when I grow up,

But I'm not going anywhere!

But I'm not gonna ask her.

But I'm not ready for that right now,

But it didn't work.

But it's just because I care about you,

But it's not about you.

But it's really puttin' a nice shimmer.

But maybe we should get back to work, yeah?

But maybe we should go home to Chill Ville.

But more importantly, we have dug out

But nope, you have to go fool me

But not the peppered. I've got acid reflux.

But nothing on the Swedish meatball here.

But now we're at the same harbor, huh?

But our winner is Blake Henderson.

But seriously, I just wanted to show you guys a few steps,

But sometimes I don't know what's best.

But sometimes, you got to save that...for later.

But that's just 'cause he's, like, really, really strong.

But then girls in my grade started to develop,

But there's things called child locks.

But this is an emergency, okay?

But this is the U.S.A.

But those are horses.

But we can't do anything because they're having this wedding!

But we're definitely going to be seeing each other

But we've got six hours to get to Hedonism II.

But what was I saying was,

But where's the dragon statue and

But where's the dragon, you bitch?

But with poo in the water instead of chocolate.

But with, like, our money, though.

But without drinking.

But you brought strippers, albeit some fine ass strippers,

But you don't care, do you?

But you know what I got?

But you know what? I never follow through with it.

But you owe me later, so...

But you probably won't be seeing as much of me,

But you said, "chop." I thought you had a knife.

But you still parked in a red zone, kid.

But you're not allowed to masturbate at work.

But you're not getting paid until you do it.

But you're wearing my underwear.

But you're wrong, and I hate you.

But your look

But, Ders, you're kinda GQ.

But, like, it'd be weirder to stop.

But, uh, Alice said that Ders had the look

But, uh, stay out of the front bedroom.

But, uh, until then, hey, Ders...

Butt naked humping stuff.

Butterfly knife.

Butthole, when used properly in a sentence

By marrying water trash.

By mounting her on the hood of the 'Vo.

Bye. Bye, bye.

Can get a band that is very classy.

Can I come in your zone, Blake?

Can I get by?

Can I get some of that gum?

Can I have some more tokens?

Can I help you?

Can I just dip my finger in the mayonnaise?

Can I just say that out loud?

Can you please?

Can you put 'em on me? Yep, mm hmm.

Can you stop? I just lost a sale.

Can't no strange come between what I got in this bedroom.

Can't run around looking like that.

Can't you please just do it right now?

Canoe, or small boat.

Cares about my hopes and dreams.

Caught a piece of shrapnel in the war.

Cee Lo Green style.

Changing stuff up,

Cheap export swag.

Check it out!

Check it out. I brought some disguises.

Check it out. I got some Dank William Juniors.

Check the gun, hotshot.

Chop, chop.

Chumming right up.

City break dancer man?

Claude o graph!

Clean record, okay?

Clearly, you're all insane!

Clock's ticking by, let's go.

Coach probably doesn't like you smoking, huh?

Colin Farrell. "Get at me! Get at me!"

Colleen don't even get to ride in this,

Colleen got promoted to principal

Colleen got that stingray coochie.

Come back out here, get on the phones,

Come on, dry off.

Come on, dudes, we got to cover this whole thing.

Come on, have a seat. Not this one.

Come on, I am desperate housedude at this moment, dude.

Come on, man. Keep up, keep up.

Come on! Go get it, little guy!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Talk to me.

Come with me, Amy.

Comes.

Comin' through the walls, just [grunts violently]

Coming anywhere near my ledge, all right?

Coming to one of my sing alongs finally.

Consider yourself chopped. That's a chop back.

Cool. Yeah.

Daddy DeMamp will take care of the rest.

Daddy likes mom butts.

Damien!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn! You are just, like, really sweating.

Damn. Where you learn how to draw like that?

Dan Cortese would've made that.

Dang it. Our bad.

Dang!

Dang! Okay?

Darius Rucker said it, so you know it's real.

Dead or alive.

Deandre's banging Leila Strachan in there.

Defines my jaw line. I need it for the comp.

Demamp power grunt, like, whoa,

Ders is looking like a bald old woman.

Ders looks old as fuck. Let's be honest.

Ders wants to know if he can masturbate in the office.

Ders, what are you doing?

Ders, what's goin' on, buddy?

Ders! Ders, wake up! Wake up!

Ders' beautiful hair,

Dessert first! Dessert first! Dessert first! Dessert first!

Destroy ze prototype.

Dibs on your hair gel, dude.

Did I tell you that?

Did someone tell you that you were?

Did that look awesome?

Did these guys try to kidnap you or something?

Did we not all cry during that Steve O documentary?

Did you buck Mommy?

Did you do this to me? No.

Did you guys use to do that?

Did you just...

Did you know that the word actually comes from

Did you not get it?

Did you say hi to Principal Senn?

Dig around for dirt with my mind shovel.

Dissolve into oblivion.

DJ Chris unchained!

Do it Ninja Turtle style.

Do you coordinate with the fuzz? Do you work alone?

Do you even have a target demo that you're thinking of?

Do you even know how many people go blind

Do you feel me, Ders?

Do you frequent any low security websites?

Do you guys want to go?

Do you have any more tokens?

Do you have one of these?

Do you know where she keeps her credit cards?

Do you not like Step Brothers?

Do you want one?

Do you want to know why?

Does anybody here have an objection?

Does anybody object to the marriage?

Does anybody want any g****s or anything?

Does he do your hair?

Doesn't mean it doesn't deserve to die,

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid to swoop.

Don't compliment yourself so much.

Don't even listen to Ders.

Don't forget that. We changed your life.

Don't think I don't know how to reload this thing,

Don't you fucking dare call me.

Dr. Drew said the best way to quit drinking

Drinking Boon's Farm and just bumping some Jamie Foxx, man.

Drinks for my buddies!

Dude, check this out.

Dude, chick's on pace to bang everyone tonight, you know?

Dude, I took the keys right off that fool's desk.

Due to their recent performance.

Dumb decision?

During the second course, but let's just open it now.

Eating three squares?

Egregious.

Erotic theater.

Especially since I got one of those fifth grade boners,

Euphegenia Henderson, my dear.

Even a blind man can land a punch

Even a blind man can land a punch

Even though I put your daughter in a two bedroom in Manhattan!

Every weekend for the rest of your lives.

Everybody knows that.

Everybody's a tough guy! Swing on you, bro.

Everyone else back to work!

Everyone knows that.

Except for Sewer Dwayne. He's here.

Except guess what.

Except that I didn't do that

Excuse me. You got choco tacos?

Feel like I threw away my whole early 20s.

Find a real identity? 'Cause you're lying to yourself.

Fine, I'll do it, but only because

Finish my sentences.

First I'd have to get married, but then...

Five fridges in 40 minutes.

Five years from today.

Flipping over big rocks,

Follow this. Yeah.

For a second, I imagined having a kid that was part you,

For bringing a knife to school.

For nothing! That sucks for you.

For one of our favorite clients, Fuzzy Onesies.

For the company website, you dummy.

For the new website,

For the next president of Rancho Cucamonga,

For the rest of my life,

For the rest of the day.

For three and a half semesters.

For you being the best best man

Four days, three nights.

Four of you are getting the chop.

Freakin' Austrians, like, land down under.

From a lot of jobs before...

From a website called Whaletails dot

From Adam "The Top Gun" Demamp's life,

From MTV? You guys don't remember?

From pizza shrapnel?

From the ground up, and you firing me?

From turning into the Ders.

Fuck, yeah!

Fuck, yeah!

Fuck, yes!

Fuck! Shit!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Shit!

Full house tonight, huh?

Fully in control of my addiction, so...

Gather around.

Gather round to see the freak show.

Get 'em.

Get an agent, go big time, probably

Get at it, boys.

Get back okay.

Get back! Let's just go.

Get in that

Get in that car right now!

Get me a bomb pop.

Get me an Italian with extra mayonnaise

Get my fitness on.

Get out of here, you pussy! Yes, ma'am. Here.

Get out of the poop water!

Get outta town.

Get over yourself, dude.

Get rid of your stuff, you stupid dummy!

Get this bad boy there. Cool, yeah.

Get to take a trip to Vegas

Get together with some of my close dude friends,

Get up on this ledge. Come on, come on.

Getting jealous.

Gil surprised me and brought me veggie spring rolls.

Give him a swirly.

Give it to me! You thief! No! No! No! No!

Give it to me. Wow.

Give me another. I don't care.

Give me your hands. Let's play a game.

Go home and you RICE, all right?

Go switch tops, and then get me a cup of coffee

Go to your room.

Go, Wolves.

Go!

God, don't you guys have any restraint?

God! I hate temping.

Going back down. Oh, we'll go back down.

Going undercover.

Gonna be a little different because...

Gonna get that garage fridge.

Gonna get the **** van back somehow.

Gonna grow my hair out again.

Gonna let somebody else put their hands on your baby?

Good afternoon, RC South.

Good day.

Good God, you smell.

Good idea. No.

Good luck. Oh, thanks, man.

Good morning, everyone.

Good morning.

Good to see you.

Good work, bud. Proud of you.

Good work.

Good, good, good, good, good guy.

Good. Get the platinum one.

Gosh, what the heck is wrong with that guy?

Got a couple files on here I really need.

Got caught up stealing statues.

Got it from Karl.

Got the files back on it.

Got the proposal on it.

Got to be pretty good hunting. There's a bike path.

Got us backstage.

Gotta ride this one out like a hurricane.

Grab your guns!

Great.

Greetings, my fellow Rancho Cucamongans.

Guess what. I'm gonna do this right now.

Guess who came back for you.

Guess who I voted for in 2000.

Guys who are gonna take you home, so come on.

Guys, can we have the room?

Guys, I found my Tevas.

Guys, wait. Wipe your feet.

Guys, wrong house, I'm telling you.

Ha ha!

Ha ha. Oh, sorry.

Hand me the shark blimp.

Hannah, I might be water trash,

Hannah?

Hannah. What do you want?

Hannah's not here yet.

Hannah's this fancy chick who works at a credit union.

Happy birthday, bud.

Happy? Cool. Thank you.

Harder than I ruined your computer.

Harry and the Hendersons is legit.

Hasn't even sent me the names yet.

Have a beer for Mama. Have a beer for

Have grown up and graduated from sculpture school...

Have stolen property from our residential neighbors

Haven't they heard of night construction?

He bought them.

He dead lifted 350 right in front of us.

He got weird drunk,

He just did what I was saying!

He just got off the bus. Damien!

He kept talking about Jared Leto from Fight Club?

He knows he's not supposed to come to my picture house.

He loves this movie.

He missed the flamingo.

He passed me the beer. I didn't drink

He probably has three balls.

He put his hands on my feet,

He said he'd hook us up right now.

He said that this is the same one

He seemed and also stout.

He seems like a total sweetheart.

He sold the **** van, and he quit selling weed, which is...

He used to play keyboards at my church.

He was eaten by two of my other cats.

He was in Bush, right? I think not.

He was in Goodie Mob.

He was intimidated.

He was the president of Rome. That is correct.

He would've made that one. I hate punks.

He'd make the sale.

He's a gay dude doin' your hair, huh?

He's a young go hard.

He's an old dude. Yeah, he's crazy old.

He's giving me his parents' credit card number.

He's going to Nebraska next year.

He's got the law on his side.

He's just awesome.

He's like a year and a half older.

He's like drugged out of his mind right now.

He's locked in there.

He's my hero.

He's not he could just reach around

He's on a ton of drugs right now.

He's probably making Ders give him road head.

He's right here. How 'bout this instead?

He's right.

He's running around with, uh, no shirt, overalls.

He's totally decapitated. Ouch.

He's, like, so cool.

Head down to the school, bust some skulls,

Head to the back and stay there.

Heck, yeah.

Hello? Terry? Terry?

Hello.

Hello. No. I'm good.

Help me out, please.

Help me with my looks, man.

Help out with substance abuse.

Help us help you help yourself

Help you out tonight on the dance floor.

Help! Help! Stranger danger!

Her divorce papers came through,

Here it is, right here.

Here we go, baby.

Here you go.

Here, I drew you a little map.

Here, try.

Here's my credit card. Go get some man snacks.

Here's my only concern.

Hey, Alice told me to give you guys these new leads...

Hey, Blake, be honest.

Hey, come on. Changing subjects.

Hey, Ders. We got any more chairs?

Hey, gang.

Hey, I got a match starting.

Hey, I have two matches till a Claude o graph.

Hey, I'm Blake.

Hey, jet s oh.

Hey, let's go check on the guys.

Hey, let's show the community

Hey, listen, these these onesies,

Hey, little dude, you need to show

Hey, skateboarder dude, why don't you, uh,

Hey, thank you.

Hey, what's up, fellas?

Hey, why don't we get a full on pop dog?

Hey, you know, I'm just here talking and

Hey, your dick's in your hand.

Hey! I got it!

Hey.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, I'm Anders.

Hillbillies.

His name's Doug. He's cool, okay?

Hitch a ride on the sex bus.

Ho o oly butt cheeks! Are you all right?

Ho o oly moly!

Hold the phone! Fake passports?

Holidays are always a little tough for me.

Holy meat rod!

Home sweet home bitch?

Honey baked ham.

Hope you're bringing something good,

How 'bout we fire up some Step Brothers on the Blu ray,

How about I try and be like

How are we gonna do that?

How bad is it? How bad is it?

How can I help you?

How come I'm the only one who hasn't screwed up today?

How do you think about that?

How does it feel to be 25?

How does that sound to you?

How is my lovely?

How long has it been since your last drink?

How many days did you ago did wash it?

How many times I gotta tell you?

How many y'all got? Uh...

How often are you jacking off on my laptop?

How sweet is that new fridge?

How to get past these psychos.

How to write a rent check on time, like an adult.

How's it going?

However you say no in Spanish,

Huh!

Huh?

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Was that

Hyah! That's a stopping sound.

I ain't going back to substitute teaching.

I already had Colleen move the washer/dryer combo

I am more than just a pretty face.

I am really stoned right now.

I am sick of tired

I am sorry about that. [chuckles]

I am two matches away from cracking the leader board.

I am.

I appreciate your patience. How's Cassie?

I been taking bets all day.

I been watching a lot of bum fights lately.

I came up with the perfect name.

I can give you this.

I can hear the waves crashing.

I can understand what you guys are going through.

I can't afford you for longer.

I can't believe Dale and Bets split up.

I can't even I'm

I can't give this thing away today.

I can't look at mouths anymore.

I can't lose my job. You understand?

I can't really masturbate when it's too quiet.

I can't really see anything.

I can't take it. I'm going home.

I can't take this outside.

I can't wear this if I'm gonna run with the go hards.

I cannot wait to meet these class acts.

I caught that up in a riot in Seattle.

I could have you thrown in jail.

I couldn't do that again. It's all right.

I couldn't have Hannah meeting all my scumbag friends.

I crossed the line back there,

I deserve a little bit more, but thank you very much.

I destroy something of yours.

I did not think I would die

I did. I definitely did.

I didn't break any oath.

I didn't drink anything. Well, we're here now!

I didn't know it was reported.

I didn't think I needed a passport!

I didn't think I would say this ever in my life,

I do not know who they are. Where are all your friends?

I do.

I don't believe you, man!

I don't care, copper.

I don't even know what that is.

I don't even mind the pregnancy scars.

I don't even smell fish. I made that I'm sorry.

I don't even think I can get out of this ride right now.

I don't know how I couldn't do that again.

I don't know how it works yet, but

I don't know if you can really take his word for it.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't know where these horses came from,

I don't like killing innocent animals.

I don't like that, birthday boy.

I don't need any luck, 'cause I'm 100% skill, so...

I don't really know at the moment.

I don't understand 'em.

I don't wanna see either of you two crooks

I don't want anybody reaching in there,

I don't want to be a wet se****,

I don't want to do it this year.

I don't want to have to kick your ass.

I farted really hard.

I feel bad for trying to mooch.

I feel like a Coors Light!

I feel like I'm at the doors of the labyrinth

I feel like I'm in S.W.A.T.

I feel like such a man right now.

I feel the freedom!

I figure we can just shoot shit right off that.

I figured I'd treat myself a little bit, you know.

I find it very erotic.

I forgot all of that stuff, Ders!

I forgot my paycheck. Turn around.

I found this in the trash.

I get that, but we took an oath!

I get that.

I give it to you so that you

I got 40 problems in the front yard,

I got a cup full of coins,

I got all my stuff, so...

I got dry roasted, but they only had cashew hal halves!

I got him some g****fruit, a grandpa bran muffin,

I got insurance, AAA card, member since 2007.

I got meaning in my life.

I got my eye on somebody else, though.

I got my eyes on you.

I got some tube socks, though,

I got the meanest uppercut in freaking Cucamonga.

I got this at the thrift store.

I got to Congratulations. You pass.

I got to go to the hospital.

I got us dinner reservations.

I got your shark blimp.

I got, like, the fourth highest score on the thing.

I gotta make a call, okay? Will do.

I grab 'em, throw 'em in these crates,

I guess I would have to Oh, you know what?

I had this next dayed last night.

I had to tell you this

I handle talent.

I hate fish.

I hate telling people what to do.

I have a certificate, so... not a sex doll.

I have a feeling today is gonna be

I have an objection because I saw this girl

I have literally no sexual memories.

I have nothing in my life.

I have seen some shit.

I have to go to the grocery store.

I have to pick up my son from wrestling practice.

I haven't had sex with many girls, truthfully.

I hear it now.

I heard they kissed.

I I got 'em. You took my card.

I just got my first one.

I just haven't bucked in, like, a year and a half,

I just hope we're ready for that.

I just I wanted them to respect me,

I just introduced myself, but...

I just met you today.

I just need to train a little,

I just spilled wine on it,

I just talk to hear myself think.

I just talk.

I just transferred from the other school

I just used you to get rides to B.K.

I just want to know, what kind of dudes are you into?

I just wanted to say, I'm so happy

I know he doesn't need it

I know I can be self centered sometimes, but...

I know one of you dudes took it.

I know that we saw one love

I know that's a fact.

I know that's a fact. That's one of the commandments.

I know who she is. It'll be fun.

I know. I know it sounds ridiculous.

I like to see how close I can get without kissing.

I like you guys!

I like you. Let's stop fighting.

I live here. You don't.

I love "the Ders," and you love "the Ders."

I love Hannah so much. Mm hmm.

I love Hedonism. Ah!

I love how it takes us to quit drinking

I love it when they shush me.

I love it. It's crazy.

I love people!

I love people.

I mean, don't be a dick about it.

I mean, give me the list,

I mean, I did the whole thing for free, so

I mean, I don't even know what "swag" means.

I mean, I put a lot of hard work into that website.

I mean, I saw my life flush before my eyes today.

I mean, it's basically a black Chuck E. Cheese.

I mean, like, more than, like, your normal amount?

I mean, not not on you.

I mean, you guys made actual progress today.

I Might Need Security?

I need more right now, Cal.

I need some more chairs.

I need to see you outside now.

I never heard "no" growing up.

I only came here tonight 'cause it's what everyone was doing.

I pet a llama once.

I promise next time, I'm your gal.

I put my name in for seven songs,

I read this whole paper about you.

I really appreciate that.

I really feel we should go cold turkey.

I really just wanted to give you this.

I really need my Tevas.

I recently read a book on on the subject

I saw Rudy, like, the real Rudy.

I say we call it.

I see you got my in fight ation.

I see you.

I shut down.

I sign a piece of paper saying you've cleaned up your act,

I ski, snorkel.

I smell fish.

I think for once, muscle's not our best play.

I think I can do that.

I think I got some in my pee hole.

I think I'll be fine.

I think it was, like, 100 bucks.

I think it's

I think it's funny. Here ya go.

I think it's really cool you and Ders had a pact

I think it's the gasket.

I think that's a sign of giant balls.

I think we're passing the front gate.

I think we're stacking crimes pretty high today.

I think you're ready for combat.

I thought I could count on you boys,

I thought this would be the perfect place

I thought you weren't really down for it.

I thought you'd like it.

I train with kettlebells, and my favorite movies

I used to work in a Chinese kitchen, man,

I wanna go to the full pop. I know. I know. I know.

I wanna play Pop A Shot again.

I want a hot as balls male model.

I want Rihanna's Take a Bow played at my funeral.

I want to give you the rest of that tour.

I want to know what's going on.

I want to show this off. I want to take

I want toys.

I want you to stay liquidated. It's hot.

I wanted to talk to you about the website.

I was I was wondering why it had a col

I was 16. She was 11.

I was always, you know, busy.

I was gonna do his, but that cursive "J,"

I was gonna flick it No, it was great.

I was just gonna take him to the vet

I was just trying to piss my parents off

I was kicked a lot in the balls as a child,

I was only trying to fit in.

I was raised by a single mother

I was thinking for the dinner beverage,

I was very scared there for a minute.

I washed her.

I wasn't 11. I was 9.

I watered it down, though.

I went in for a Snapple, I came out,

I will head butt that cross eyed bitch.

I will say that.

I won this at the mall. I guessed its weight.

I won't let you down.

I wonder how old she is now. Boobs rule.

I work here for 60 years building this company

I would actually have to say this to you,

I would probably just fucking kill myself like my dad.

I wouldn't dress like him.

I wouldn't have to hold your hand

I you know, I'll call the cops on you.

I...like...you guys!

I'd be out there commanding people,

I'd better not.

I'd just carry a card swiper.

I'd like to get to this photo shoot on time.

I'd say she's a mother herself.

I'd tip you, but my buddy's got my credit card, so...

I'll be just a minute, man. It's almost over.

I'll be right there.

I'll call CNN,

I'll call the I'll call the cops on you.

I'll do whatever it takes. I'll blow 'em.

I'll get him out of office ASAP.

I'll get the website back pronto.

I'll give you, like, $1,000.

I'll go grab it.

I'll just be here with my breasts and boobs,

I'll just power through, and I'll fire the guy, okay?

I'll let you bros party.

I'll let you read it. All right.

I'll pass my fist through your face.

I'll see you out there? Lovely meeting you.

I'll slide right in undetected,

I'll take care of it.

I'll take her to the vet.

I'll throw this one away right now.

I'm 16 right now, not 18.

I'm a businesswoman.

I'm a full seats boy shorts kind of guy.

I'm a hard rocker too, so I get it.

I'm a little confused right now, okay?

I'm a pretty damn good web designer.

I'm about to have a cow, dude.

I'm above all this.

I'm actually two years sober myself.

I'm almost positive that I pay your salary.

I'm already dressed, guys!

I'm an owner? Yeah, you're owning.

I'm an unlovable, dateless loser.

I'm Blake Chesterfield Henderson,

I'm changing for her.

I'm destroying that pretty face of yours

I'm doing it! Yeah!

I'm doing this for your

I'm done. I don't care if I get caught.

I'm fired because of some stupid Earth law?

I'm glad we didn't call AAA

I'm glad we made it here before he got bludgeoned!

I'm going for a very, very specific type of weird here.

I'm going to Hedonism II, y'all, yep!

I'm going to Pastafari,

I'm gonna [growls]

I'm gonna [grunts]

I'm gonna go ahead and make a grand entrance.

I'm gonna go back to work, eat my cold turkey,

I'm gonna go buck your mom.

I'm gonna go find the football players,

I'm gonna go up to Genius Bar,

I'm gonna go, uh, rap with the engineer here.

I'm gonna hit that sports store,

I'm gonna ruin your face

I'm gonna shoot out the tire!

I'm gonna tell on you. Pbbbt!

I'm gonna wild out and have a good time.

I'm good. I'm good. That didn't even hurt.

I'm happy to rip and run.

I'm here for you.

I'm here to announce today

I'm here to rescue you.

I'm here.

I'm I'm Adam DeMamp.

I'm in a a chubbing phase.

I'm in a sober pact with my buddies.

I'm Jamie Foxx and he's Tom Cruise!

I'm joking. And congratulations.

I'm just a total self serving outlier,

I'm just gonna hang out here,

I'm just gonna hire someone who knows what they're doing.

I'm just looking for a date to my drug dealer's wedding,

I'm just punching myself in the nuts.

I'm just saying.

I'm just trying to get into fighting shape,

I'm kind of an animal guy. What are you doing?

I'm Kyle Walsh.

I'm Leonardo, the...I

I'm Lieutenant Blazer from the U.S. Special Forces.

I'm like a Shear Genius with these scissors.

I'm looking out for you.

I'm making an app that translates farts.

I'm more than a face. I don't

I'm not

I'm not a homosexual.

I'm not a quitter.

I'm not being sensitive. You're probably not in the mood.

I'm not drinking right now.

I'm not gonna bring you anything, dude.

I'm not gonna do this.

I'm not gonna have a good time. I won't get laid.

I'm not just going to give up.

I'm not saying that she has a loose butthole.

I'm not Shawn ders, okay?

I'm not sure if I should go with this...

I'm not trying to freak out on you, man.

I'm not used to sitting up and masturbating.

I'm okay, I'm good to go. I'm good to...go right now.

I'm okay!

I'm on Blacks on Blacks

I'm pretty stout as well. Hope you guys patch it.

I'm pretty sure we can go to jail for this.

I'm said I'm gonna run.

I'm saying that she is loose butthole.

I'm sick of girls

I'm so a real dude like you guys.

I'm so excited!

I'm so excited.

I'm so hungry.

I'm so hungry. Just give me a second.

I'm so sorry! Okay, yes!

I'm so sorry. Oh.

I'm so sorry. Okay.

I'm sorry I knocked you on your ass back there, man.

I'm sorry if we're real people.

I'm sorry, Ders. What?

I'm sorry. It's just not gonna happen.

I'm starting to get hot mouth.

I'm stupid, dumb, ugly brown water trash.

I'm sure this is all just a big mistake.

I'm takin' my life to the next level.

I'm taking an improv class.

I'm talkin' Whole Foods, the good stuff.

I'm the great great grandmother of the bride.

I'm the Lance Armstrong of this business right now.

I'm therefore eligible to run for City Councilman Dude...

I'm thinking about getting a new haircut,

I'm thinking Primus or Green Day.

I'm told she was on set of Alien: Resurrection.

I'm trying to class it up.

I'm trying to get Beyoncé dark!

I'm up.

I'm, like, a student driver, basically.

I'm, like, itching already just thinking about it.

I'm, uh, tuckin' my boner up.

I've done it personally, like like, 14 times.

I've ever seen, dude.

I've got $19 and a one hitter, huh?

I've got a blazer, no shirt.

I've got a credit card, so let's make it happen.

I've got a job too.

I've got a... Good year.

I've got permits.

I've got some extra tickets

I've gotten plenty of DUIs.

I've put my career in jeopardy for the last time.

I've seen in months, my friend.

If any of you have any questions or concerns,

If anybody think they can sell better than Monteezy,

If anything, we have a Subway abuse problem.

If everybody jumped off a bridge,

If he can see it in his mind's eye first.

If he sees it in his mind's eye first.

If I get fired today, I'm gonna look like an idiot.

If I got divorced, I'd probably be pretty angry too.

If I look directly at her, I will pre my pants.

If I recall, in my auto training,

If I was gonna get anyone good.

If this was jail, I would fuck you in the shower!

If we go over there now,

If we're still gonna be giant pussies?

If you didn't want to be friends,

If you don't cut it out with that crap!

If you don't have an appointment, you have to leave.

If you got any steroids

If you guys want to get involved in this,

If you guys were dead.

If you hit somebody, and you kill them by accident,

If you hurry, you'll get there just in time.

If you must have something,

If you must know.

If you probably couldn't handle it, then we'll do it.

If you take anything

If you want her, you can have her.

Imagine me.

In $100 bills.

In each other by now, so this is awkward.

In fact, I'm gonna go straight to the source,

In front of your ugly, funky butt children!

In high school.

In my whole stupid life, not one thing.

In that movie Collateral right now?

In the budget for me to give you raises.

In the car on the way to church.

In the entire universe, my mommy.

In the entire universe.

In the kidnapping of a minor.

In the quarterback's position, someone's gonna get sacked."

In your wildest dreams.

In, like, a couple hours, so we better get going.

Infinity more times, little man, okay?

Into my, uh, bathroom publication,

Is actually product manager

Is an awesome face.

Is because Alice wants me to do it,

Is by going cold turkey.

Is Ders more handsome than I am?

Is English not your first language?

Is getting too fat and too lazy.

Is gonna be a factor in this year's Tour de Franzia.

Is he around? Oh, I wish.

Is heating up because the United States

Is here to see him.

Is it my hair?

Is on life support right now?

Is someone there? Listen, I'm armed.

Is that a joke?

Is that buttered popcorn? [sniffs]

Is that every time I pick up the phone,

Is that like a fruit?

Is that what you need to satisfy you?

Is the loosest butthole I've ever seen.

Is there a safety on this? Hey, put it down.

Is usually the mental part of the game.

Is your battery charged?

It actually hurts a lot. My dick's back here, though.

It doesn't matter how soft they are,

It dries, and it dries it quickly.

It feels great. Smells even better.

It has come to my attention that some students

It hurts. Guys, what is the plan?

It I you're

It is badass. Yeah, very badass.

It it's a birthday cake.

It just seems kind of silly, you know?

It just, uh, those kids

It looked like it hurt, but it didn't even.

It looks like you got a pretty serious bug

It makes me anxious, and I get all sweaty,

It means I'm gonna be that much closer

It really is.

It says I only get, like, half of my money here.

It seems the folks at Frostwell have decided

It should be the top gun over here.

It should just be No candles.

It smelled great. I just took it.

It smells terrible, Blake.

It took me, like, seven minutes to make.

It was a blog, but I read it.

It was nice to meet you.

It was really cool.

It was ridiculous.

It was, like, 200 or 300 or 200 buck

It would go perfect in my new flat.

It wouldn't matter to me.

It'll be great.

It's "Cee Lo Green." He has those

It's a breakfast for your birthday,

It's a cute one. It is.

It's a dummy, you blind idiot.

It's a joke we have. Dad!

It's a land speed record.

It's a Men's Fitness fact. August '02.

It's a token of my appreciation

It's a very little known fact that stuff is very combustible.

It's about me and this chump!

It's actually my signature.

It's Alice in Chains or nothin'.

It's also illegal.

It's an emergency.

It's been so long, and I feel like

It's been too long, actually.

It's been very hard on Damien.

It's bizarre how old he is. It's not carrot cake.

It's breeding ground for bacteria.

It's burning my eyes. Stop!

It's called, "How close can you get to me without kissing me?"

It's crappy wrapping, so just go for it.

It's D Bone.

It's fucking gross, Mike.

It's fun...

It's gone.

It's gonna be fun.

It's gonna explode a deer's head.

It's gonna get cold soon, you know?

It's gonna ruin it for everyone.

It's good too. Linda Hogan endorses it.

It's gorgeous.

It's hard to say no to that face.

It's it's gleaming right now.

It's it's the beginning of something older.

It's just a dude diving in a dumpster.

It's just a tad bit classier.

It's just been a crazy week, Anders.

It's just ever since our divorce,

It's just sitting there. It's totally refreshed and new.

It's just STDs run in my family,

It's just traditional.

It's just, me and my guys, we set out on this man weekend

It's just, uh, they love that dragon.

It's kind of hard to focus,

It's like a synthetic wool or something.

It's like an honor that they bestow

It's like Chinese silk ribbon. It's weird.

It's like, the guy never listens to me.

It's locked.

It's Mark Wahlberg's brother.

It's modeling.

It's not because I have an enormous dick.

It's not classy. Hey!

It's not right for a dude to steal another dude's drawers.

It's not the battery zone,

It's not true. You're lying.

It's off the chain, baby!

It's okay. I'm so sorry.

It's Out of Control. Mm hmm.

It's poison.

It's pretty boob.

It's pretty cool, plus, Adam,

It's pretty dumb. I hate it. But I can't.

It's real easy. Are you ready?

It's really sticky, actually.

It's Shawn ders.

It's slightly less than enormous.

It's so good this season.

It's so Tommy. Reptar's good.

It's Thanksgiving, right?

It's time you grew up and put your time towards

It's very old and wrinkly looking.

It's very windy up here!

It's you're the man, dude.

It's your little elf, Jillian!

It's, "You can always bet on Ders."

It's, like, the best movie ever made about an android boy

Italian food with a Jamaican fusion.

Jah, please. Ha ha ha!

Jakob Dylan, hit it.

Jamaica's premiere sex resort.

Jean Claude Van Damme's gonna be there.

Jet Set, could you take the headphones off, please?

Jet set's up here shoving thumbs up butts.

Jill Bon Jovi.

Jillian is gonna be my eyes and my ears

Jillian style.

Jillian, don't be closing the door in my face, woman!

Jingle All the Way type of haircut?

JNCOs are coming back hard, dude.

John Paul's dad is coming over.

Just

Just it stopped. Oh, no.

Just a guideline

Just a just a man trying to win a contest.

Just a real sexy broad.

Just come on down and ring the Frostwell bell.

Just fess up.

Just for today. [bell rings]

Just friggin' harpoon guns?

Just fucking hit me!

Just get it done. Also, some sales would be nice.

Just go ahead and follow that line that I drew,

Just in time for Thanksgiving.

Just kidding. We can't have sex here.

Just like I did in high school.

Just personally...

Just take your little computer out and play with it, Donatello.

Just to iron out the details?

Just two horsepower, so... Okay.

Katana dude?

Keep it steady in here, dude!

Keep shaking it. Here we go.

Kid's trying to play and you game hogging?

Kind of like how I like my men. [laughs]

Kind post up, looking like a poseur.

Know what I mean?

L.L. Cool J. "Get at me!"

Lah dow.

Last call, any objections?

Last concert I went to

Last night, I watched Coach Carter,

Last time we partied with "the Ders,"

Laugh a lot.

Laugh a lot.

Learn the how tos of driving? Huh?

Left it at the office.

Let me buck you.

Let me get in there, Blake. Get on in here.

Let me smell your hair. What are you

Let me take this thing out for a smob.

Let the proposed property tax override fund the...

Let's be respectful.

Let's calm our jets.

Let's cool our guns. Love that song.

Let's do it, then.

Let's do it. Let's let's do it.

Let's do this right.

Let's get something like leverage.

Let's get weird! Let's get weird!

Let's go get drunk. I'm ready to go.

Let's go oh!

Let's go pound this nerd!

Let's go smoke weed about it right now.

Let's go, Quaid and Adam!

Let's go!

Let's go. Get out.

Let's graze the skin.

Let's just catch up to 'em.

Let's just get this guy and get him home.

Let's just relax.

Let's just think of a flaw, right?

Let's make a pinkie promise, make this official.

Let's make sure we don't have one of those weird problems.

Let's play it safe. There's kids.

Let's ride home.

Let's see your dicks. Come on.

Let's take this thing on the freeway!

Let's two man dream team this mug.

Let's win that refrigerator for her.

Liberry voices.

Like a tradition or some gay shit like that,

Like cinnamon rolls, basically.

Like I don't know fuck dudes or something.

Like many children in America, I'm from a broken home.

Like normal people, bossmen to bossman?

Like nothing I've ever seen before.

Like Project Runway. Do you guys watch that?

Like real people uh, we're real, and you're not.

Like that, okay?

Like that.

Like the guy who had the sinister flattop?

Like us

Like we used to.

Like, back in our day, it was like,

Like, bizarrely tough for us

Like, check out or stock?

Like, do you not remember

Like, fire trucks, schools, this park.

Like, melts off with acid or something,

Like, that'd be awesome, right?

Like, they're being so rude out there.

Like, what is sex, you know?

Like, you know,

Listen up, you minimum wage lowlifes!

Listen, I can't get my laptop on.

Listen, I guess Tez just got a raise.

Listen, you need to visualize, kid.

Little known fact:

Livin' on a prayer that you guys

Long and low. Whoa.

Look at all those bedazzles.

Look at me, I'm dateless.

Look at that face.

Look at these. They are back.

Look who I found.

Look, I'm gonna need that ASAP,

Look, I'm sorry. Let me be honest.

Look, uh, there's a big surprise for you in the break room.

Look, we're friend Betsy. We know Betsy.

Look.

Looking for little roly polies, huh?

Looks like an overgrown rug rat.

Looks like I'm talking to an experienced warrior here.

Lost most of my vision.

Maggots!

Male demo. Yeah!

Mama likes.

Mama's gonna rue the day she grounded you

Man, that really chaps my hide.

Man.

Maybe a statue?

Maybe call our dads, or Karl, I'm thinking?

Maybe doing the exact opposite of shutting bitches down?

Maybe getting like an... Arnie Schwarzenegger,

Maybe it was meant to get metal things out of poop.

Maybe just a little sip, right?

Maybe leaving this bitch, heading towards home bitch,

Maybe once, maybe twice, who knows?

Maybe piss on her to put the flames out?

Maybe we can get a raise.

Maybe we do have a substance abuse problem.

Maybe we don't. I don't know.

Maybe we should do the group photo soon.

Maybe, like...

Maybe.

Maybe.

Me and you, bro!

Me!

Me? I was stealing, man.

Me.

Means human resources here at TAC.

Men don't eat lettuce!

Middle school was wild.

Might have lost my wallet.

Might have to swing on a fool.

Minus the head, of course,

Moisturize, moisturize.

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.

Mommy, this is Blake.

Mommy!

Mommy! Mommy!

Mommy? Blake, where's Mommy?

Monday Night Raw, brother?

Montez is over there just runnin' train on us,

Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson.

Most definitely dooze.

Most human girls are very mean to me.

Most people don't like me, actually.

Most serial killers were dry guys.

Mr. and Mrs. Adam "Kill Zone" DeMamp.

Mr. Cold Turkey put a mini booze bottle in his headset?

My area's comfy as fuck over here.

My dad gave my mom a car charger for her 40th birthday,

My dad says we don't.

My dad says we think we deserve jobs.

My dad sends me countdown emails.

My face...

My first order wait, guys, don't leave yet.

My garlic bread and my napkins.

My homey will light you up.

My knees are burning.

My mom gave us this tray when my grandma died.

My mom paid you to help me with my math.

My name is Anders Torfin Holmvik.

My name is Eric Rossdale.

My name's Buddy Ferrera.

My penis is right here.

My VHS autographed copy of D. A. R. Y. L.

Name him. Yeah.

Next exercise is to write a letter to yourself

Next level Far Side stuff, dude.

Next to the trash can, and then honor her legacy

No fear.

No weed, no booze, no nothing.

No, don't!

No, I'm not.

No, it's good unless you're allergic to glitter, so

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no! There he is, ask him!

No, not with those giant cans and tapered waist.

No, that's no, that's fine.

No, this is nothing.

No, wait, we haven't figured out the pajama thing.

No, Waymond. It's not a Warren G music video.

No, wow, Mama.

No!

No! Bad Waymond, bad!

No! Oh, come on. Why?

No? Well, you moved a little.

No. Andy's good, though.

No. No, come on. Please.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

No. No.

Nobody actually listens to me.

Nobody got Adam? Adam over here?

Nobody serves beer at 10:30, so help me out.

Nobody smokes in my house.

Nobody's comin' in my zone, muchacho, heh.

Nobody's puked the pool in, like, a while.

Not a problem. No problem, bud.

Not gonna let me by?

Not playing today. Jokes all day.

Not this year, guys.

Not today like, you know, maybe down in like 2016.

Now come with us 'cause your mom's making us fake passports.

Now get out!

Now get your dicks out!

Now I know that you really care if I exist or not.

Now I know you peed in them.

Now that I got a new besty, Naomi.

Now that I've logged 10,000 hours of being a brat,

Now we're talking.

Now were closing this.

Now, Alice is over there. She's real drunk.

Now, Damien, you get out here.

Now, Ders, let's go home.

Now, gimme your car keys, or I'll rip your dicks off

Now, give big mama some money.

Now, I know your bellies ready for some of this Eggs Tyrone.

Now, if the statue is not returned within a week,

Now, if you don't mind, Karl,

Now, since these doors were opened in 1963,

Now, you can get some vampire teeth

O oh. My favorite band?

O.T.

Obviously, you're not fans.

Of a business meeting with my agent.

Of all of you guys wearing her adult pajamas.

Of Karl Carlos Hevacheck,

Of my entire existence,

Of the top 50.

Oh, 'cause of the curly hair, like a black man.

Oh, 'cause you guys are fucking.

Oh, Adam! Oh, no!

Oh, art therapy. This'll be fun.

Oh, God.

Oh, he blacker than I am.

Oh, he's a trickster. Okay.

Oh, he's so Donatello!

Oh, here's one.

Oh, hey, not cool!

Oh, hi ya, hi ya.

Oh, ho, ho.

Oh, I got it.

Oh, I literally almost puked.

Oh, I want you to hit me so bad right now!

Oh, I'm still choking!

Oh, it's pretty bad!

Oh, it's way better up here. Yeah.

Oh, it's yours.

Oh, Karl!

Oh, my brain hurts a little. I'm tingling.

Oh, my God, ah! It's burning my dick.

Oh, my God, is that real?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my goodness. Oh!

Oh, my gosh! He's packin' heat, huh?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, nice! Good distance.

Oh, no, it's a beautiful country.

Oh, now I remember.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh!

Oh, okay. Uh, here's the bigger problem.

Oh, sweet Jesus.

Oh, that is dumb.

Oh, that's my stuff. I'm gonna take this.

Oh, the names came in.

Oh, there they are. My sweet, sweet princesses.

Oh, this song...

Oh, well. [I a u g h s]

Oh, what have I done?

Oh, what? Whale Wars?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. There we go.

Oh, yes, of course. Come on in!

Oh, yes. Do you model?

Oh, you got it. You got it. Help her.

Oh, you guys can't see what I'm wearing.

Oh, you want this? Yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh, sorry.

Oh! Okay.

Oh! Whoa!

Oh! Ha ha! I knew it.

Oh! Just kidding. I tucked it back.

Oh! Oh, oh, oh!

Oh! Oh! Ohh!

Oh! There he is.

Oh! What?

Oh! Whew.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. [laughs]

Okay, look, she is fired, okay?

Okay, maybe not a beer, maybe paperwork.

Okay, so exercise one.

Okay, so next exercise, number 11,

Okay, so this is not good.

Okay, so what does addiction look like to you?

Okay, this is how you live your life.

Okay, those are... great, actually.

Okay, use the clutch.

Okay, we are here today...

Okay, well, then yeah.

Okay, what the hell is going on here?

Okay, why don't you act like it?

Okay, you know what? I'm done.

Okay, you're probably wondering why Jillian

Okay?

Okay?

Okay? And how do I do that?

Okay? But...

Okay? Hey, great meeting you.

Okay? See you guys later.

Okay? We're done with this beer. Let's go back to work.

Okay. And I'll turn off the lights.

Okay. Hmm.

On the other hand, it is a sock puppet saying that.

On this escalator at the same time as

Once the blog buzzes gets to it.

One life wizard who can.

One word or two words?

One, two, three problems.

Ooh, must have been the bad tuna.

Ooh.

Or hear me out.

Or I was thinking, hey, you know,

Or I'm going with a pro.

Or maybe, like, a soldier's funeral,

Or some Shark Bites or Gushers?

Or the Marky Mark pants off rock a jock halftime look.

Or we're not gonna be able to check bags.

Or you get lost, let us party tonight,

Or, like, doing what do men do?

Otherwise he's gonna turn into...

Our big rival.

Our home address.

Our house smells like sweaty taint.

Our perfect fucking future.

Out of this...

Out of your bag.

Ow, ow. I got it. Anchor.

Ow, stop it! Suck it, bitch!

Ow!

Ow! Ow! Don't, please! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Own it, man. It's cool.

Panini are gettin' cold, brother.

Party, dude. Yes.

Party's closed, boys.

Pendejos.

Personally, I think they're ruining this industry.

Philip, just more jowls.

Picked up a few pointers.

Picked up a real nice lad.

Plain potato chips, really?

Please don't do any more stuff.

Please put your hands together

Please return the statue to

Please! I'll be your best friend.

Plus it's not all about you today, man.

Plus tax or whatever? What? No.

Plus, I get Dannon points.

Plus, it says it's a lot of fun.

Plus, you don't even have a mask.

Plus, you're the only one that knows how to speak Jamaican.

Plus, your stuff smells so good.

Pocahontas sounds great, but... Thank you.

Poker Face. That's a hit of hers.

Pot calling the kettle... uh...

Pour some gasoline on her, light a match,

Pretty quiet over there.

Probably because we're gonna be

Psych!

Pubic Enemy.

Pull some rip and runs?

Pulling marlins out of the ocean

Pussy.

Put it on, like, the heavy pot scrubbing mode.

Quaid, let's go pound this nerd

Raided some lunches.

Raises! [laughs] All right!

Randomly at a thrift store?

Reach around? Reach around?

Real meat stick.

Really hard to watch.

Recently I learned that word

Regardless, you're wanted...

Regular Ed Helms, man. That guy was packin' heat.

Remember last night,

Remember that classic?

Remember those strippers I got you?

Remember those?

Remember, this is their summer.

Represents my area.

Restoration Hardware? Oh, you know what?

Retail subrip by jeem.

Retail subrip by jeem.

Retail subrip by jeem.

Retail subrip by jeem.

Retail subrip by jeem.

Retail subrip by jeem.

Retail subrip by jeem.

Retail subrip by jeem.

Retail subrip by jeem.

Retail subrip by jeem.

Return a stolen car that's in our possession?

Right before the freeway?

Right through it.

Right, Ders? Correct o mundo.

Right, Ders? Yeah, absolutely right.

Right?

Right?

Right? Ugh!

Rihanna tore the roof off that mothersucker tonight.

Rihanna. She's the queen of R&B right now.

Rip and runs, bust some skulls?

Rob it with our money. Oh!

Rudy says, "When you leave the third string kicker

Save the good meat, you know?

Save yourself a trip to the "thrift store."

Saying I had nothing to do with it.

Says that Jillian is going around firing people.

Scale of one to soaked. Not good.

Scissoring each other's bungholes.

Screw him.

Screw it.

Secret latch? Whoo!

Secret latch.

See if they can fix my laptop.

See if they can tow her down to Sven's garage.

See that shark blimp over there?

See the goose bumps?

See what he can tell me. You got it.

See you got a date there. Hey. Mm hmm.

See your hand going right through the opponent.

See, I had a little snafu with the hard drive.

See, Marky Mark's look

Share a clove, steal statues.

She acted really old, though. She acted like...

She belongs to AJ.

She doesn't need another man in her life disappointing her.

She is not a sex doll. She's a Real Doll.

She left without even saying good bye?

She lets me pork her while she's sleeping.

She means a whole heck of a lot to this company.

She was classy and beautiful.

She was going for,

She's a classic. She's a cla she's still around.

She's a Real Doll. She's a real friend to me.

She's going to be temping for Al today,

She's gonna wish she had Craisins, and I'm dropping it.

She's got a big picture to take.

She's got a box. It's a good little spot.

She's got that accent from the future.

She's hot as hell. She's not homeless.

She's light skinned, and with the butt.

She's never been homeless, so scoreboard for me.

She's not perfect.

She's really, really classy.

She's the one, right?

She's very cool.

Shh, quiet. There's animals.

Should the tie match my nipples?

Showed me how to work it.

Since college.

Since they're, like, the popular and attractive crowd.

Since we ruined your statue,

Since, as taxpayers, we own that door.

Sir, you've got about five seconds to get out of here,

Skoo!

Slim Shady?

Smearing the poo moustache

Smellin' all delicious?

Smells exactly like sweaty taint.

Smoothed things over.

So Alice got an email from Corporate

So consider this a warning.

So do you want to get a table for two

So don't even go there, okay?

So enjoy your cold revenge dish.

So get that out of the way,

So hear me, world, 'cause these are my last words.

So how can I sign that?

So how could you be a Ninja Turtle?

So I got me a g**** van now.

So I haven't really

So I just have to become a professional male model.

So I sort of went that way.

So I told them about the terminations.

So I was thinking maybe

So I'll be back up here again.

So I'm gonna go do that... Okay.

So I'm leaving.

So I'm not going anywhere

So I'm not two minutes late for some fake ass class.

So I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to clean out your desk.

So I'm, like, a just real.

So if I beat her, I'm gonna be on the doorstep

So if you give me a shot,

So if you wanna keep your jobs,

So if you want to have a pep rally,

So it might as well be.

So just buzz off, buzzter.

So just let her know, and she'll give me a call.

So let's use 'em. This is so dumb.

So look at the top hat

So maybe pump some iron,

So maybe you could wear that, get elected.

So Montez has 18. How many we got?

So my tax money paid for this whole park right here?

So no big deal.

So pack a fancy outfit.

So put it back in your pants, okay?

So that doesn't even matter to me.

So that's why we're, "Aah."

So unless his face,

So we got our Nice Mike over there.

So we'll just fit this in at lunch.

So why don't we go talk to the principal

So why don't you just go ahead and tell me

So you could, well, you know, go rage.

So you don't model and let Alice suck on your thing.

So you kind of work for us, lady.

So you owe me.

So you ready for the big day?

So you're kind of wrong.

So, no.

So, uh, Karl, the bow tie, come on.

So, uh, we have a very special treat today.

So, uh...ahem.

So, what, some of my students stole a dragon from you?

So, you know, get real.

So...right here, we got the, uh, breakfast foyer

Solid technique.

Some grand ritual where you're gettin' lubes

Some of us have to work super hard for it,

Some people call me "Cool Eric."

Some young some One young person did that.

Somebody's getting the Tsongan death grip.

Someone took a sip of my beer.

Something that's worth something to somebody

Sometimes they don't get what they want,

Sometimes, I I take a bunch of Ambien

Sorry about this, whoa.

Sorry about those dudes.

Sorry about your dumb mom.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Start to finish.

Starting with some cake.

Stayin' out of drugs.

Stealing cars is American. Where are we going?

Stick to hits, please.

Stop.

Stranger danger! Go!

Strictly venison. All deer everything.

Stud muffin. [chuckles]

Sucked out of her boobs by Sewer Dwayne.

Supposedly he's got, like, a stellar rig.

Surrounding community members with dragon statues?

Suspended? Cool.

Sweatin' my balls off for all this beauty.

Sweetie, have you had lunch today?

Tag 'em and bag 'em! Ha ha ha!

Take 'em to the farmers' market,

Take a little. Do you need a hand?

Take it from me.

Take it sleazy.

Take it sleazy.

Take it sleazy. I like it, yeah.

Take off her dress and leave us alone.

Take this.

Talk to me, big man.

Talking to an Italian woman that way, Cal.

Tall boy? I'm gonna take that action.

Tank top, oiled, wearing

Taxes rule!

Tell Anderson Cooper about it,

Tell me these are the arrangements for the wedding.

Tell me when to pop.

Tell my mom I'll be home later.

Tell Pastafari I said I'm hungry.

Tell the whole world.

Tell us more. What's going on?

Tez told me you gave him a two year pay bump,

Than just doing it by its own!

Thank you for the vest, by the way.

Thank you so fucking much.

Thank you very much. Don't be douches, dudes.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you. Thanks.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. He said, "bone."

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thanks for this apron, man.

Thanks, man. Nice, man. Friends?

Thanksgiving dinner at Pastafari,

That because I am now 25 years young

That being said,

That doesn't seem real.

That I got you.

That I'd feel young.

That I'm making as top gun, so think before you speak.

That if you're ever single, you guys would bone each other.

That is a real bat.

That is an entire Bagel Bite.

That is my iPod dock

That is weird. Shh!

That is what I'm saying to you, my Mexican friend.

That kid, he's my ticket to Hedonism!

That looks...just like you.

That means "thank you"!

That means anything to me in this shitty world.

That means we have a chance.

That might want to take you out for a trot.

That my refrigerator just busted.

That naked dude?

That one's got a little more fun to it, doesn't it?

That said,

That says that she's supposed to fire four people this week

That stands for rest, ice, coffee, explosion.

That stands for too much information.

That the first person to sell 20 units is going to get

That they need to Schindler before they die.

That they're fired.

That translates farts into English.

That was a death blow, for sure. Thank you.

That was a really good hunting kick.

That was also part of the blog.

That was awesome of me.

That was full penetration. I feel...violated.

That was gross! I can't look at skin.

That was me, and this is me.

That was my horse impression saying no.

That was that was fun.

That was weirdly early in the night, actually.

That wasn't even a Wasn't

That we as taxpayers legally stole from a public park.

That we would get married under the moonlit sky,

That we're in the process of going sober right now,

That website proposal for me, or what?

That won't shrink my goods.

That worked on me as a kid.

That you couldn't do before.

That, like, just wanted to be a real human child,

That'd be fun.

That'd be much appreciated.

That's a chop, even for suggesting going home.

That's a good That's a good idea.

That's a high school body, man! We all had the body!

That's a tricky one.

That's a trigger.

That's a working title, though.

That's all yours.

That's also a pterodactyl or a, uh, puma.

That's an American word, right?

That's badass, dude. Yeah.

That's bizarre, 'cause I was thinking last week

That's exactly what it means.

That's fine.

That's fun.

That's funny. Why don't you go back in your area?

That's good.

That's how much I love her and know who she is.

That's illegal.

That's just the hangover talking.

That's kind of a law that exists here on Earth with us humans.

That's like

That's manly.

That's me with the long hair.

That's my buddies. Hey!

That's my Cassie!

That's my hair dryer. It's not even for women.

That's my name.

That's not even a real thing.

That's okay.

That's pretty far away from here.

That's right. Karl, I'm sorry.

That's so clutch. What a guy.

That's someone's child,

That's that, all right?

That's that's my bedroom. That's awesome.

That's the manliest thing I've ever done.

That's the reason we were trapped!

That's us. Oh, cool.

That's weird right there.

That's weird, because as a taxpayer,

That's what I'm thinking.

That's what we got to do!

That's when it was still, like, you know, the good stuff.

That's why I took all those special classes

That's why I'm gonna string up and go for her first.

That's why they call you a genius, okay.

That's your ding dong in two pieces!

That's, like, egregious or something.

The brakes! Don't go that way!

The classiest, bestest wedding that we can!

The exact same way as Jimi Hendrix.

The guy behind the counter,

The guy is balling.

The hot dog uh, guy?

The Latin meaning "go rage"?

The night vision on my little camera?

The numbers on that credit card,

The one day we need to focus, and she had to temp.

The only reason I'm doing any of this modeling stuff

The pep rally will be canceled.

The photographer's expensive.

The prisoner should be right over this wall.

The roots of your addiction.

The seductive Karen.

The shoot's in ten.

The step brothers don't have a drinking problem.

The thing to work on with amateurs

The way he carried Frodo up that mountain.

The way they really are.

Them or Jakob Dylan.

Them. They want to masturbate. I

Then put it under the strap.

Then we need to go find her, like, now.

Then you know she's totally down to DTF all of us.

Then you're gonna take a substance abuse course

There is no money

There is nothing you can say or do about it.

There it is! Uh, uh, uh

There we go. Perfect.

There ya go. Okay, cool.

There's a boss move!

There's a free TV out there, just waiting to be won.

There's a lot of normal guys out there that are dry guys.

There's a million games. They can play other games.

There's a rumor that

There's beaches. There's babes.

There's going to be a real show over here.

There's gonna be a whole interactive menu.

There's kids everywhere.

There's kids. You got to respect the kids.

There's no way we can get a passport by then.

There's no way you'd be able to handle

There's still a lot more flowers to do,

There's the door. Use it.

There's this nerd in the bathroom that's trying to,

These are people running around my house

These are, like, real showered humans.

These rooms were built by people's houses

They believe that a picture captures the soul?

They called me that once. Some young people too.

They can take a look at it. I'll have it for you Monday.

They could totally make you a fake passport.

They dared me to poop!

They gave it to me

They had suits, so I invited them, dude.

They have a whole list

They made me a birth certificate when I lost mine.

They make me wet zels.

They need to do more.

They used to call me Meat Mountain in high school.

They used to light the torch at the Lillehammer Olympics.

They were out of Gushers, but I got some licorice.

They'd be listening to me,

They'll go back to work, we'll be good to glow.

They're a little weaker overseas.

They're barking at me. I'm Melissa's father.

They're gonna continue going this pace.

They're hard to digest, evidently.

They're like the rodents of the sea.

They're making me break out.

Thing's not gonna suck itself.

Things tend to go un bludgeoned!

Thinking they can take and take and take from me,

This babe has to bounce.

This book works.

This can't just fall into your huge lap.

This close. Uh oh.

This collection means a lot to me, all right?

This fiscal year alone.

This guy knew about secret latches.

This guy, their quarterback, Quaid Franklin

This has to stop. How many sales do we have?

This house is now a home.

This I got to see.

This is a guy who fucked a koi fish in the mouth

This is a joke job. Babies do it.

This is a slightly hotter tuna.

This is a tuna. That's made out of tuna.

This is bad. Help!

This is blood, and then they tell us where the statue is.

This is Captain America type stuff right here.

This is completely against military protocol...

This is delicious.

This is exactly what I didn't want to happen.

This is for you, man. Whoo!

This is gonna be fucking wild.

This is great.

This is like Satan's lullaby. It's brutal! It's masculine!

This is my date. Her name is Rachel.

This is my driver's license.

This is my room in my house.

This is not the kind of weird I'm talking about, okay?

This is Rachel.

This is really cool. We really appreciate it.

This is Sigourney Beaver.

This is so badass!

This is so cool. Oh, yeah, this is cool.

This is somebody's home.

This is such a dumb plan!

This is the guy who borrows

This is the most American thing we could do right now.

This is the saddest thing

This is what I'm gonna do.

This is why I should've been left in charge

This line of moss and hair and sticks

This might not be our Will Forte, who knows?

This one is pretty... Self explanatory.

This one just screams money. Yeah.

This was a demonstration of what strange turns life can take

This whole region right here is looking a little funky.

Those are her That's a butt.

Those look beautiful. Thank you.

Those short, T rex arms, and, I mean, he's a thug.

Those those are some real classy dogs up top.

Thunk!

Thunk! Ohh!

Till the heat dies down, okay?

To a kid's pizza place.

To be in this big kumite tournament.

To be, like, hunters and prove something to ourselves,

To birth me my Olympic triathlete son?

To change completely to be more similar doth that girl."

To chop it up.

To cover my dick and my balls.

To end my 11 month dry spell,

To get back on the man horse, right?

To grab your leads on the way out,

To have someone here who's my age and just, like,

To house your total package, Demamp.

To hurt my feelings, but guess what, Anders.

To make a bill a law.

To make way for my new deer fridge.

To moving away from you guys

To remember how selfish

To say that another way,

To see Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger speak?

To send her a staff photo

To start auditioning some of my characters.

To support him while he was fighting cancer.

To take a substance abuse course

To talk to right now.

To the coldest lead of them all.

To the next level as sexual conquistadors

To the Rihanna concert this weekend.

To use a professional, but he's not a professional.

Today is my birthday,

Told you guys. It was stupid to ask. I'm sorry.

Tomorrow afternoon. Will you be there?

Too drunk to care. Whoo!

Toys are really weird now. Toys are getting weird.

Try being a pacifist.

Try that again, and this is gonna happen to your dick.

Try to get everything out.

Trying to buck you.

Trying to get a Claude o graph,

Tuck 'em up. Tuck 'em up. Tuck 'em up.

Turn it off Don't

Turn that song up! Oh!

Turning 25 isn't the end.

Turtles, ninjas, mutant...teenagers.

Two nugs for my two best buds. Let's

Two years of sobriety, gentlemen.

Two... [growls]

Uh huh.

Uh oh! Tail spotting.

Uh, all right. Look.

Uh, Black Anderson.

Uh, but we're not going undercover.

Uh, do you want to hit up the Steak and Shake?

Uh, here's all your stuff.

Uh, here's what I'm gonna do.

Uh, knives rule!

Uh, listen, lady.

Uh, Montez makes a few sales,

Uh, refrigerator.

Uh, Sewer Dwayne. Right.

Uh, so I was thinking

Uh, that's at the bottom of the river, though.

Uh, that's like Bloodsport.

Uh, the guy who doesn't wear underwear and has a dirt beard?

Uh, we got refrigerators that we're selling.

Uh, we need to see the principal, pronto.

Uh, what else?

Uh, you know what? I got to go, man.

Um, actually, is it cool if I keep mine?

Um, I was gonna give this to you at lunch,

Um, like I was saying, my laptop crapped out, and

Um, probably just my roommates' way of saying welcome to you,

Um, they're not open yet. Damn it.

Um, yeah.

Um...

Um...little bit about me.

Uncle Blazer's Fun Facts Just to Take a Poop To.

Unless it's chocolate. Is that chocolate?

Unless she's doing maintenance from the passenger seat.

Unless, uh, we're thinking maybe we don't want a go time.

Unreal.

Until I hear it come from her sweet, pursed lips.

Until it died in front of a P.F. Chang's.

Until you do this right.

Until you've gone through every exercise.

Upon just one guy a month.

Very clever.

Very good.

Very good. Good job.

Very old tradition.

Very tight butthole.

Vin Diesel, XXX spread? It's in my bathroom.

Vote or die.

Vote or die.

Vote or die. Vote or die.

Wait.

Wait. [engine sputtering]

Wants to live!

Was that Green Day cover band, The Basket Cases.

Was wearing a letterman's jacket.

Watch your mouth! This is a family neighborhood!

Watching this kiddo?

Way Way, who you got?

Waymond only eats gummy worms. All right.

Waymond, come with me. You'll be our model.

Waymond, get out this pool and take a shower!

Waymond, you stay right there.

Waymy, come get this bell.

We actually might be breaking up.

We are doing this...

We are so Ninja Turtles right now.

We are trapped.

We called cool two seconds ago?"

We can Ernest Saves Christmas this situation!

We cannot be seen at a Rihanna concert, guys.

We caused thousands of dollars of damage.

We chill out a little bit

We could pry it in.

We could really punish this perv...

We destroy $5 foot longs. Yeah, we do.

We do every single drill in this thing.

We got a fat boy that needs a jump.

We got a little derailed, but we're back on track.

We got Rude Raph. Yeah, Rude Raph.

We got this connection going.

We got to be smart. Yep.

We got to help cook it? Yeah.

We gotta find, like, a hole around the circumference.

We gotta get this kid now, like, right now,

We gotta stickler.

We had the client send us too many.

We have a Four Loko Watermelon from '09.

We have to go and kill something!

We just do what we do... whenever we do what we do

We just got to start war.

We just gotta find that kid!

We just need weapons that can kill things,

We might as well cut our nuts off

We need that, like, now, if you could.

We need to be a full on pop dog, yo.

We need to just, like we can pry it.

We need to slow down.

We never talked about this.

We ready to do this?

We really appreciate it. Now take us to work really fast.

We should be out drinking more.

We should go check another bathroom.

We should have done it right off the bat.

We should just drink more. It'll make us feel better.

We should smoke weed, I feel.

We took an oath! Just go back to work.

We used to do it on the playground

We we we we we we we we we we

We went to Seven Mary Three.

We went to that petting zoo, all those cute ducks.

We were gonna have babies,

We were sent to pick him up by his mom

We would have scared that dude something no nonsense.

We'll ask Alice first.

We'll be like your little butlers.

We'll get so fucking weird.

We'll give it to her,

We'll go with diversity or some shit.

We'll grab him.

We'll have somebody clean that up.

We'll pass it down from class to class

We'll pick the best one to make a statue of our body,

We'll put some red pants on this situation.

We'll shake it up, puncture it, light it,

We're about to get nuts.

We're all friends here. No need for the name calling.

We're definitely gonna have to rob a Toys "R" Us

We're done. Nice job.

We're downwind from that Togo's by our place.

We're friends with...Karl.

We're getting weird!

We're going to petting zoos

We're going to the office. Okay.

We're gonna be out here.

We're gonna go tell the people that are fired

We're gonna have a blast.

We're gonna pull this alarm,

We're gonna smoke Damien out, well, kind of.

We're gonna throw you

We're gonna use you for our model.

We're here for you.

We're here. You're there.

We're hosting it.

We're in a garage, and we're not totally raging.

We're just celebrating big Ders dog's birthday.

We're just trying to

We're leaving for the office now.

We're little...boys!

We're locked in here.

We're not gonna go. Just the two of us?

We're not gonna have raises because we're gonna be in jail

We're not so different, you and me.

We're out here sweating under the hot sun.

We're takin' this whole shit over.

We're three tough men.

We're we're here for the...passports.

We're working with a semi pop dog right now.

We've all been there.

We've been spotted!

We've been talking about it all day.

We've got a guy who is five beers away

We've got an entire wall of entertainment.

We've got to stop drinking.

We've had but one motto.

Welcome to my castle. Can I take your coats?

Welcome to the Inland Empire's oldest operating...

Welcome, everyone, to the marriage

Well, actually...

Well, I can have that passport ready in a few days.

Well, I can't believe this,

Well, I think that's bull crap.

Well, I'm just trying to bring everybody into it.

Well, let's just get right off t t to the important stuff.

Well, maybe I am. I don't know.

Well, one way is to work through this workbook,

Well, she looks damn good.

Well, there goes our... chili cheese dogs.

Well, they'll kick you off.

Well, they're kind of hot 'cause they were in my backpack.

Well, we might as well,

Well, well, well.

Were you raised in a barn, Anders?

Wha I I I don't

Wha that's weird,

What a bitch!

What about "Ivan Drago n,"

What are you doing? Guys.

What are you even doing?

What are you gonna do next, kick her down some stairs,

What are you lookin' at?

What are you, 30?

What are you, a thrift store professional now?

What do you say we go home and give it a whirl?

What do you say we hit the sack?

What do you say?

What do you think she does?

What do you think, huh? I knew it!

What happens when you mess with the Best Friend Brigade.

What if we do, like, a little scrimmage?

What if we gave him some cold leads?

What if you popped one of her things?

What is it about me that no one respects?

What is this weekend all about

What is this? What is this?

What the

What the fuck are you doing?

What the hell is going on, dudes?

What the hell!

What the Wolves are really made of.

What the...?

What up, dogs? Yeah, man.

What was that about the maggots?

What would it take for you to consider

What? He's, like, a five.

What's happening? Should I pause it?

What's it to you?

What's up with all these books?

What's up, big dog? Want a clove?

What's up?

What's up? I'm Adam DeMamp.

What's your damn address?

Whatever that means.

Whatever you want. Hey, Adam.

When am I gonna have time to read magazines?

When I kicked her, I didn't know she was your pet.

When I was 16, there's a...

When I was a kid, so I'm bringing it back.

When I won the Indiana Jones

When I'm just trying to buck my soul mate.

When I'm over here,

When the powers that be...

When they had me.

When they need to win a case...

When they throw the g****s out, right?

When they're trying to trim the fat,

When we should be slitting the throats of those animals.

When we're supposed to be meeting with Alice.

When you got Uncle Blazer behind the wheel,

When you were a kid and you'd masturbate

When you were flirting with me.

When, truth be told, I'd rather be at home

Where are you going?

Where did you where did you find out about this spot?

Where my dragon is?

Where the bebe kids be at.

Where they go? Where they at?

Where you going, Jillian?

Where your dick hasn't fully grown yet,

Where's my condom?

Where's that suit I told you to bring?

Which is about to end because you fired me, Alice.

Which lets me know there has to be

While also helping us.

While she was gonna make

Who can hook me up.

Who did that?

Who don't have to work for their beauty,

Who is ready to go to a mall 237 miles away?

Who took it?

Who wants some waffles and ice cream?

Who was raping his kids in the basement in Austria.

Who wears underwear under swim trunks, anyway?

Who's FICA? Why am I paying him $55?

Who's gettin' chopped?

Who's swagging? You swagging?

Whoa whoa whoa! [chuckles]

Whoa, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Relax, brother!

Whoa! Not cool!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa. Oh.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! There we go, baby!

Why aren't you at school?

Why do you think you can boss me around, huh...

Why don't I just cover my body in hair

Why don't we go take that group photo now?

Why don't you go wait in the car, bud?

Why the fuck are there no Reese's pieces?

Why would he this is your fault!

Why would I ever, ever take hair care products?

Will you do my name next?

With a red door right across from that.

With our sobriety right now.

With Ric Flair, so that's cool too.

With singer songwriter Jakob Dylan, would you?

With some hot cheese and eggs?

With that sex demon Naomi walkin' around,

With the crappy paint job?

With the sex dummy in the swivel chair routine.

Without a house meeting.

Without his Pilgrims, and you guys are the Pilgrims.

Without house rules, and then it doesn't even matter.

Would fit on the roof of the 'Vo?

Would you do that too?

Wow, sounds like you had a real problem.

Wow, that makes so much sense.

Wow, you guys are rich or something.

Wow, you're being very pleasant.

Wow. I'm starving to death, and no one cares.

Write that down.

Wrong guy. That's

XL Lap Hog limited edition condom.

Y'all changed overnight.

Y'all gonna make me rich.

Ya bitch.

Ya don't do that.

Yeah, 'cause you said that when you were 18

Yeah, and by ticket, I mean

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, Blon ders, that's a good idea.

Yeah, Claude o graph's gone.

Yeah, definitely. I'm Michelangelo.

Yeah, get out of here.

Yeah, I talked to you earlier.

Yeah, I was driving.

Yeah, I'm immature. I'm real immature.

Yeah, it is. Your favorite. And I remember that.

Yeah, looks like you downloaded

Yeah, make a wish, poof! It arrives.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, she's been talkin' about it all day.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, they make fake I.D.s.

Yeah, we might have a major breakthrough.

Yeah, we need you to come pick us up.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. What? Yes, I like Jamie Foxx.

Yeah!

Yeah! Ha ha! Ha ha! I'm doing it!

Yeah! That's what happens, man.

Yeah? Sure. We could do that.

Yeah.

Yep, that is semen. That is semen right there.

Yes, I have an objection. Yep, that's right.

Yes, she's exactly what we want to be ****d by, right?

Yes, sir, what's your object

Yes! Whoo!

Yo, Blake. Huh?

You actually look pretty decent.

You ain't even the boss. Uh oh.

You all right?

You always had your boyfriend,

You are a Foot Clan member! What'd you just say?

You are going home, mister!

You are Leonardo till death... Yes, you are.

You are lookin' straight jacked, dude.

You are the sexiest piece of ass

You better put those on.

You bring the rhythm. I'll bring the blues.

You brought your scalp collection.

You call the cops, and we'll be back here

You can afford to live in a place like this?

You can count on me.

You can get whatever you want, whenever you want,

You can have one more.

You can't hide the car!

You can't lock somebody in a car.

You can't say things like that.

You can't talk to my friends that way.

You come here in pink.

You could fill up an Otter Pop sleeve.

You could probably also get divorced in that as well.

You could probably finish it in time, right?

You could throw a couple on my burger,

You could've just been honest with me.

You crying 'cause you're 25?

You didn't see me with the sword?

You don't charge the mound on a girl.

You don't get to play my Playstation all night long.

You don't know what's going on out here.

You don't think black folks can hunt?

You ever had anything stolen from you?

You ever see that?

You ever steal statues, man?

You ever steal, like, a, uh

You feel me?

You find lots of treasures at thrift stores.

You fire me, I'll kill you and everybody in here.

You forgot about our marriage pact, didn't you?

You get back in this car right now!

You gettin' up there.

You gettin' up there.

You getting jealous, huh?

You got a problem with me!

You got all that room back there.

You got some nerve,

You got to believe me!

You got to see it first.

You got to step up to the streets, man.

You got, like, a steering wheel to hold on to, extra grip.

You gotta jump in, warrior.

You guys act like there's not other people

You guys deserve some of the credit.

You guys ever do anything exactly like that ever?

You guys should just go without me.

You guys want it, you got it.

You guys want one? Yes!

You guys? I'm good.

You had no idea that I was watching you,

You had something to tell me?

You had your finger in my mouth.

You have love. I have nothing.

You have the right to shoot that man.

You idiots think you can fool me?

You just need to hand me

You kick him in the balls. I'll stab him with a syringe.

You killed my raccoon.

You kind of sound like a dork.

You know how many minutes of tinkering that took me?

You know how many months that is?

You know Karl Hevacheck?

You know what I mean?

You know what matters, though? Probably a lot to you.

You know what?

You know what? You set us up. We drove out to that house.

You know what? You're right.

You know what's weird?

You know, doing the Hollywood cleanse.

You know, get in with it? No!

You know, he's gonna run for city councilman someday.

You know, I can't see so good.

You know, I thought maybe if I said "swag"

You know, men, they

You know, short, tall, and stiff.

You know, the go hards are wearing

You know, when I'm dancing,

You know? I'm not the king of substance abuse.

You know.

You lied to us.

You like getting into trouble, stealing stuff...

You like refrigerators, right?

You look just like that guy

You look like you're in 30 Seconds to Mars.

You might remember me as D Train.

You might wanna go get on those pajamas.

You need me to watch?

You need to go back to school, pick up some knowledge.

You need...

You ready to fill them stomachs up

You realize you're kind of like Jamie Foxx

You said P.N. That's official.

You saved my life.

You say or do anything stupid, and that's a chop.

You see, Anders Holmvik, he can't go to Hedonism II.

You should come to our house and party,

You should come, like, rage with us

You should see yourselves. It's pathetic.

You should've gotten some while it was hot.

You should've put me in charge.

You swear you've never done this before?

You take the bullets out of my gun.

You think that's a smart idea?

You think there's a future there?

You threatening me?

You tried to kill the only thing

You understand?

You wanna borrow some of my lube?

You want a you want a haircut?

You want me to get in there with those guys?

You want to be city councilman dude one day.

You want to know why?

You want to sing something, Adam?

You want to tell me what the hell happened?

You win me that, and I'll go home right now.

You wouldn't happen to have a connection

You you're a face, Holmvik, not a website designer.

You you're not supposed to let her suck on your thing.

You'll see. It's radical, dude.

You're oh, murdering it.

You're a member of the Foot Clan.

You're a single mother.

You're armpits are unreal.

You're badass. That's American.

You're being so loose of a butthole.

You're comin' with me!

You're Danny. Danny?

You're definitely Donatello.

You're fighting me.

You're flying Con Air.

You're fucking Randall?

You're gonna be fine, huh?

You're gonna clock out,

You're gonna die as Donatello, man.

You're gonna eat this later.

You're gonna get hired as a science teacher.

You're gonna have to go in my pocket and get it yourself.

You're gonna have to sign some sort of affidavit

You're gonna really enjoy this. It's called Endless Hummer.

You're guarding all the Molsons.

You're heating on me 'cause I'm supposedly not a fan.

You're just doing your job.

You're like an a you're like an angel.

You're like, "Yeah, you're fired!"

You're not a child.

You're not funny.

You're not the boss of me, you fake ass grown up.

You're not this kind of guy.

You're out of ammo! Here, take this!

You're out of luck, compadre.

You're probably w [coughing]

You're raping my Volvo right now.

You're right up in my

You're so good at football, dude.

You're so much stronger than me. Don't hit me."

You're so stupid.

You're such a whore. [laughs]

You're supposed to be the responsible one here.

You're talking about buttholes, making everyone feel weird.

You're the same age my parents were

You're thinking of A. I., which was still pretty good.

You're under patrolman's arrest. Get in the car now!

You're very strong by the way.

You've been throwin' out crazy sex appeal all day,

You've been up there the whole time.

Your butt cheeks are driving me insane.

Your elder dudes a bit of respect, okay?

Your katana, sir.

Your mom grounded you for the knife.

Your mustache is looking great,

Your sister doesn't wanna talk.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

5 bucks a cup.

10 in the backyard.

13 at least. That's old.

14 touchdowns, 2,238 yards.

20 fridges! 20 fridges!

29.99 APR. Not bad.

'Cause he's my best friend, and you're

"I got the flag, player. I got the flag."

"Reptar," right? From Rugrats.

"You should come over, play with my dragon."

[as Al Pacino] You're firing me?

[Australian accent] Don't mind me.

[chanting] Let's go, Wolves!

[choked] It's the gum. It's the gum?

[choking]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Scout's honor.

[coughing]

[coughing]

[coughs]

[coughs]

[coughs]

[coughs]

[crying] I like you too, man!

[echoing] Take it from me.

[exhales sharply]

[gasps] Oh!

[groaning]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans] Everyone stand back.

[gruff voice] Hello.

[grunting repeatedly]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] Oh, this is fun.

[grunts] Yeah! All right, all right.

[grunts] Yes! There you are.

[high pitched voice] Hey, Ders.

[hisses] Oh, God, let's just go!

[horse whinny] Nay.

[imitating foghorn]

[imitating glass shattering]

[imitating Mrs. Doubtfire] Hello!

[inhales deeply] I can already smell the weird.

[laughing]

[laughing] Go!

[laughing] He's a BevMo dude?

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] Whoa whoa whoa!

[laughs] You get back here!

[laughs] All right.

[laughs] Heil, Shitler!

[laughs] Oh!

[laughs] Whoo whoo!

[laughs] Yeah, I'm your bull trying to buck ya.

[laughs] You run like

[making flatulence noises]

[making flatulence noises]

[making flatulence noises]

[making flatulence noises] ChapStick.

[moaning]

[mocking] Oh, I did the whole thing for free.

[panting]

[playing harmonica]

[retching] Let it all out, little guy.

[roars]

[sarcastically] Oh, yeah. I peed in them.

[scoffs] Wow. Really?

[scoffs] You wish. Ow!

[screaming and gagging]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming] Give me the Playstation!

[screams]

[screams]

[screams] This is a stick!

[screams] We should have fought that dude, man!

[screeching quietly]

[shivering]

[sighs heavily]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] I didn't throw that in the trash.

[sighs] It's like we're losing one of the team here, man.

[sighs] Oh, God. Let me get the list.

[sighs] Ow!

[sighs] We'll just stay down here

[sighs] Well, I think we can officially say

[slurring] Because the Ders dog,

[sniffs] You guys smell that?

[sobs] No. No.

[spits]

[stammers] Hi.

[still as Mrs. Doubtfire] Hello!

[trumpet impression] Presenting...

[under breath] Workin' on it.

[whispering] Good night, sweet prince.

[whispering] Really?

[whispering] Way Way, get the bell.

[whispering] Where's the clicker?

[whispers] Be a cold blooded robot, Jillian.

[whistling] Oh, you go, girl!

♪ Are you ready for this ♪

♪ At Dante's ♪

♪ Boom, city break dancer man ♪

♪ Boys are fresh ♪

♪ City break dancer man ♪

♪ Dante's ♪ ♪ Dante's ♪

♪ Fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh ♪

♪ Go ♪

♪ He's insane ♪

♪ He's insane, ah ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I wanna suck ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, ho, ho, yeah ♪

♪ Pizza palace ♪

♪ She do what? ♪

♪ She'll be... ♪

♪ She's my cherry pie ♪

♪ Su su superman ♪

♪ Suck on your boobs ♪

♪ Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag ♪

♪ Take a little bit of dank ♪

♪ The boys are fresh ♪

♪ Under different circumstances ♪

♪ Very swag, swag, swag, swag, swag ♪

♪ We came here ♪ ♪ To do what? ♪

♪ We got fun and food ♪

♪ You gotta ♪ ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta ♪ ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta, gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta, gotta be fresh ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You wanna get real, whoo, then act real ♪

$9 for a ginger ale?

A letterman's jacket. Mm hmm.

A life decision. Yeah, that's dumb.

A little BG on me: I do HR

A little bit, yeah.

A lot of people don't know about him.

A month? Like, two days.

A spontaneous treat. Oh!

A T shirt I understand!

A week. A week.

Actually, Adam's running a little

Adam gets it.

Adam, come on. I feel stupid.

Adam, cover your face. Thank you.

Adam, Ders needs you. He saved your girl catcher.

Adam, get down from there right now.

Adam, I am not trying to sleep with Alice.

Adam, I'm not gonna fight you, all right?

Adam, the guy fucks stingrays.

Adam, you know, I don't think that's how modeling works.

Adam, you're being irrational. Stop it.

Adam.

Adam's kind of making sense right now.

Addiction. Get it?

Again, we're sorry, Principal Senn.

Agh!

Agh! What what are you doing to me?

Ah, Ders, come on! Dude, what're you doing?

Ah, good call.

Ah, I can see a little.

Ah, it's okay. Let's go to a bar.

Ah, okay.

Ah, son of a bitch!

Ah, wherever, dude.

Ah! Got him. Yes!

Ah! One down, one down.

Ah! We're gonna drown!

Ah.

Ah. [growls]

Ah. Good call.

Ah...Dale and Betsy.

Aha!

Ahem.

Ahh! [fireworks popping]

Ahhh, that's it!

Ahhhh!

Alice picked Ders,

Alice,

Alice, feel better.

Alice, I believe a woman of your talents

Alice, we know Jillian suffers from a ton of quirks,

Alice, we're here for our raises!

Alice! Heading to pound town, huh?

All I'm saying is that

All in favor of authorizing a lockdown on Adam, say aye.

All of my slammers, everything.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right. I'll swing on

All right, and a Thanksgiving update.

All right, anyway, just give me a few days.

All right, cool. We got it. We got it.

All right, Ders, keep pounding that dog.

All right, guys, about the credit card

All right, guys. They're taxes.

All right, have a good time.

All right, here we go.

All right, here we go.

All right, let's go. Let's go.

All right, man, I'm believing you.

All right, man, let's kick this dude's ass, man!

All right, man.

All right, man.

All right, men.

All right, now, you got to do it right, okay?

All right, okay.

All right, sorry, boys. But I'm bombing this Jonah Hill.

All right, that one. Let's do it, man.

All right, we just got to figure out

All right, well,

All right, well, then one shark blimp...

All right, whatever, man.

All right, you know what? I don't want to

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Do we have to?

All right. Get 'em!

All right. Send 'em down.

All right. That's cool.

All right. Yeah!

All right. Yes.

All right. And it's real.

All right. Deal? Deal.

All right. See you then!

All right. So we can't have guns.

All right. You know what?

And a wonderful performance.

And all your slammers? Very cool.

And as a thank you,

And Fartsi's a genius idea!

And he's fired.

And here we are.

And I think the previews are just about ending.

And I will be the firer, okay.

And I'll have you know something else.

And I'll see you guys at the headshrinker's office.

And I'm fired. And he's fired.

And I'm married, butt pirate.

And I'm, like, great friends, apparently,

And I've got a hot, hot tuna coming through.

And if you decide to grow some balls

And it don't hurt that Alice gave me

And it's not illegal.

And make all their mannequins exact replicas of it,

And my hate for you is very real.

And once all 25 of the Demamp spawn

And supposedly, they're the hot shit, so

And that's you're Tom Cruise. Yeah!

And the last one is sock puppets.

And the... Uh...

And this is more my high fashion look.

And we bought a car with your credit card, though.

And we got margaritas to prove it.

And we have a pack of giant dudes comin' over.

And we have waffles to prove it,

And we think your hair is really cute.

And we thought maybe you, uh, liked one of us.

And we'll pay for your groceries, Bets.

And you don't clock back in to work

And you know she just dates the hottest dudes of all time.

And you need to start acting your age, man.

And, Ders, thank you for charging this to the game.

And, oh, but you can do a ton of cool stuff

And, the hood popped!

And, uh, passports.

And...Adam.

Anders, I never thought

Anders, we have a dress code.

Anders, you heard anything?

Anders. Come on.

Anderson Cooper. Break the story.

Angel, go play with the team, okay?

Angel, hold up, buddy.

Anyhoo, if you could just get me your picture...

Anyway, we gotta get Damien back to the house pronto.

Anyway, we're gonna be over here, guys.

Anyways, don't mention anything about him getting old

Anyways, I thought maybe

Apparently, she's looking for a male model

Apple juice? Yeah huh.

Are they they got worse? They might be.

Are we gonna do this, braj?

Are we still gonna do that? We should do that.

Are you a size four?

Are you all right? It's the onesie.

Are you crying right now? No, I'm not crying.

Are you fuckin' kidding me?

Are you gonna buy beer with it?

Are you looking for Mr. Walker's pool party?

Are you okay? It's just my face.

Are you online dating?

Are you out your mind? Where you going?

Are you ready for the birthday booze athon?

Are you seriously hitting on me right now?

Are you sure your neighbors won't mind?

Are you the owners of the Volvo parked out front

Argh, the 'Vo's a s'go, though, don't you know.

As I was saying,

As your newly appointed leader,

At least one of my friends

At the Brianna concert.

Aw, come on, guys, stop the car.

Aw, I feel you so much.

Aw! What's wrong with you, man?

Awesome.

Aye aye.

Babe, we can't hear you, babe. We can't hear you.

Bam.

Basically, sir, this fridge is as good as it's gonna get.

Battery's working great.

Because emails don't run this office.

Because I love my wife.

Because most of these people are real creeps.

Because my dick fell off!

Beer wolf down!

Before you can say anything, you should know

Besides the point, I don't think it should be

Betsy's making Blake a fake passport.

Big piece of shrapnel.

Black. Black.

Blake, aren't you supposed to be in the car

Blake, I really need a good friend

Blake, I thought I told you to get rid of that thing.

Blake, I'd love for you to meet the best mommy

Blake, I'm getting real nervous, man.

Blake, it's cute. It's a cute raccoon.

Blake, it's illegal.

Blake, it's like Shakesbeers once penned:

Blake, let's go.

Blake! Blake!

Blake? Adam? Who got Adam?

Blakester is ready to get his knob gobbled.

Booze athon, yeah.

Both you guys look cool. I want a disguise.

Brent Hoffman died.

Bring your dicks back here! Cal!

Buddy, drop it, all right?

Buddy, I I'm sorry. Today is my birthday.

Buddy, it's my birthday too. You're not special.

Bunny, I'm so excited you finally decided to visit.

But does she have the build

But going through your boss' shit...

But I [grunts]

But I will put some Lawry's salt on these burgers.

But I'll call AAA,

But I'm not sweating it.

But I've never driven before. I don't know if I can do it.

But it's actually Cee Lo Green.

But it's the best high we're gonna have tonight.

But let's see if you can take the bullets

But quite frankly, I think you're wrong.

But thank you for coming to get us.

But that's when I read magazines.

But this is your favorite stuff.

But this mane is looking extra thick.

But we better act fast.

But you are in poop water, dude.

But you dated that dude? That regular ass dude?

But, like, what's your planly, Stanley?

Button up.

By the way, guys, no more Kells.

Bye. Hey, Jill. [laughs]

Can I cross a line here and just ask how

Can I get you boys anything? Some water or milk?

Can I have my fucking drink back, please?

Can I help you?

Can we get some of your food? Guys, stop. No!

Can ya keep eggs in it?

Can you guys imagine going to a bar and telling a babe,

Can't say that we have.

Careful.

Careful.

Carrot juice? Oh, my God yeah, uh huh.

Cee Lo Green.

Chalk it up, boys.

Check it out. Wonk gone.

Check the south side of the house!

Check!

Choose?

City Councilman Dude?

Come on, big guy.

Come on, buddy. Ugh.

Come on, Ders, Hannah's amazing.

Come on, Dersel Hasselhoff.

Come on, man, don't say that.

Come on, man, I'm a first time driver.

Come on, man.

Come on, man. Let's go.

Come on, now. Get in here, you two.

Come on, they need your help.

Come on, you're ruining this.

Come on!

Come on! Let me feel those nips!

Come on! Turn it on, brotha.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Don't do this to me, Adam!

Come on. God, okay, you know what?

Come on. Hold on!

Come on. Oh, stop it!

Come on. Ugh, come on, guys.

Come on. Jesus! Looks like love is in the air.

Come on. Weddings.

Coming for you! What are you doing?

Coming right up. We're at a half pop.

Condom in the eye, Waterfalls.

Congrats on the fridge. [laughs]

Consider it a present for not fucking my mom.

Cool dad.

Cool, all right, well, anyway, I gotta tell you something.

Cool, cool. Definitely.

Cool, really? Wow.

Cool, what's so what's the plan?

Cool. Titties up.

Cool. How long are we thinking?

Crushed and whole.

Daddy's hungry. Yeah.

Dale is my ex.

Damien! Help!

Damien?

Damien. Damien.

Damn it, just give me a shirt

Dang, homey! Nice!

Danny? I'm Leonardo!

Deal with this.

Decently ugly. Shots fired.

Definitely gonna buck myself to that tonight.

Demamp. Oh.

Der, you old as dirt!

Ders says that dude is trying to kill him!

Ders, also, good news for you, bud.

Ders, can you make some sounds, dude?

Ders, could you back up off my business, okay?

Ders, desperate times calls for desperate measuring.

Ders, grab! What are you doing?

Ders, I got it. [laughs]

Ders, if you show up at that photo shoot,

Ders, she has the face of a god.

Ders, take us home.

Ders, the secret to staying young is...

Ders, what are taxes? Yeah.

Ders! Ders.

Ders! Wait. What are you doing?

Ders' life is in our hands, okay?

Did did you tell them?

Did he just say, "Funky butt lovin'"?

Did I? Yeah.

Did it, though?

Did you just say "Jakob Dylan"?

Did you know that in Africa,

Did you put gas in it?

Did you see that poseur with the skateboard?

Did you see that, Blake?

Direct deposit, dude. No. No, I haven't.

Direct hit. [laughs]

Divorce papers? Cool.

Do it, bub.

Do that, babe. You look great already.

Do this exercise?

Do you ever stop talking?

Do you have a card swiper? 'cause I'll give you

Do you have an appointment?

Do you need help? I'm sorry.

Do you realize that the United States

Do you think she'd fuck us?

Do you want me to give you my honest opinion?

Does it make ice cubes?

Does this look weird? What?

Does your dad ever fire people?

Doing big things.

Dolphins. Hey, Marty, what's up?

Don't forget your gift bags.

Don't make me swing on you, bro.

Don't move! On the floor!

Don't point that. [whimpering]

Don't say that.

Don't tell me what to do.

Don't wanna have sex you.

Don't worry about anything.

Don't worry, dude. I got the self tanner.

Donald Trump these fools. You're terminated!

Donatello's, like, a nerd.

Drama queen. Wow.

Drink the pain away. Good call, good call.

Drop that.

Drop the beer, man! Don't

Dropped 30 spots in the rankings...

Drug dealers have those. Hey yo, maggots!

Dude, Adam better hurry up.

Dude, are you smoking those for real now?

Dude, buddy, you made the big screen.

Dude, hurry up. We're supposed to be there now.

Dude, I wanna take a fucking header to the dome.

Dude, I wish I was on that thing!

Dude, I'm not going to say this again.

Dude, if you're in love with her,

Dude, is that my gift?

Dude, it is not about brute strength right now.

Dude, it's not about you. Okay? Sock up.

Dude, it's the law.

Dude, look at the craftsmanship of this bow.

Dude, my dad took me here for my 11th birthday.

Dude, she was whipping her booty

Dude, this is swagged out. Very swagged out.

Dude, we're going straight to Pound Town.

Dude, we're shutting this bitch down.

Dude, what are we doing here?

Dude, where's Adam?

Dude!

Dude! Are you all right?

Dudes! Dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes!

Dudes.

Duh.

Eh, you know what?

Elbow drop from the top rope, bitches!

Ennnghhh, I'm 25, dickhead,

Eskimo Sluts.

Everybody out, now!

Everything you don't want to do is dumb.

Eww.

Eww. Ugh.

Except this is Swedish engineered,

Excuse me, boys.

Excuse me? I

Excuse me. Huh?

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Exported swag, I like it.

Fake passports equals felony, okay?

Fine, I don't care; call a house meeting

Fine, I'm calling a house meeting.

Fine. Fine.

Fine. This is dumb.

Fine. you know what?

First of all, you can't just be firing people, Jillian.

First thing's first. Let's go buy some guns.

First things first let's, uh, switch this beat up.

Follow this. Yeah, I'm yeah, I am.

For my flamethrower.

Four guys, Maria?

Four hours.

Freeze! Here's a $100 bill.

Fuck off, Eddie Bauer! You know what?

Fuck principals. Yeah.

Fuck!

Fuck! That is our car.

Fuck.

Fug that. I ain't never scared.

Full bagel bite in here.

Full pop coming right up. Full pop doggie.

Game's over, little

Garage fridge.

Garden weasel weaseling over. Whoa.

Garth. That makes sense.

Gas masks? Yeah.

Genius move. Yeah.

Gentlemen, this hill was built for a soapbox derby car.

Gentlemen, this is a high school.

Get 'em, Adam. Make 'em go faster.

Get down right now!

Get him out, Anders. I can't.

Get him out. Adam, open this door!

Get him!

Get him! Get him!

Get him.

Get in there. Oh, oh.

Get it in there. Get it in there.

Get it! Hey, oh!

Get off me! Stop it! Get off my titties!

Get off my back about it, Ders.

Get out of here!

Get out of my crank zone!

Get out!

Get out!

Get out? You get out!

Get the fuck away from me, you long haired jizz expert!

Get the hinges. Let's take the

Get this guy, trying to authorize a lockdown

Get up close!

Get up in the mix.

Getting that perp. Got that perp on.

Gibson. As in Gibson.

Gil, can I bum a smoke, babe?

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. All right.

Girls shouldn't be allowed to play if they're gonna cry.

Girls, what's going on here?

Git 'er done.

Give it!

Give me a break, little guy.

Give me back my malt liquor!

Give me that. Give me

Give me the keys!

Give me your car keys!

Give me your I.D. Let's see it.

Gladly. No, that's my

Go home. You're acting like children.

Go on. Go on!

Go right! The brakes!

Go, go, go, just pull up right there.

God, give me a gun! Just give me a gun, man!

God, I used to look good in jeans.

God, they make the best movies together.

God, you know what?

God! Oh, my God!

God! There we go.

Gonna double up on a guy.

Good call. Babe ality. Be humane.

Good for you! Oh!

Good job. Well, I can, um...

Good luck, chumps.

Good one. Burn! You're burnin' me.

Good thing I had this chain.

Good to go!

Good.

Goooooal!

Got her.

Gotta tell you, Tez, some spread you got here.

Great.

Great. [school bell rings]

Great. Uh, no problem.

Gross! Okay, she's not a bitch.

Guess what. You're on lockdown.

Guy's, let's just talk to her.

Guys, can we just make this quick?

Guys, can you please set a good example

Guys, come on, relax.

Guys, come on. We got punked.

Guys, guys, come on, please.

Guys, guys, it's his pet. Yeah, sorry about that.

Guys, I have a headache, so quiet.

Guys, I know that we're all struggling

Guys, I think I know what I need to do.

Guys, if I die, spread my ashes

Guys, let me have a shot. Hey, Damien...

Guys, look!

Guys, maybe we should just go find

Guys, no, no, no. Look!

Guys, no! No, she's my baby.

Guys, no. Not in the office.

Guys, our flight leaves in six hours.

Guys, this is what I'm talking about.

Guys, tomorrow is Thanksgiving.

Guys, you might want to start small,

Guys. It's car wax.

Guys. TV.

Guys. What's up, fellas?

Ha ha!

Ha ha. That's awesome.

Ha! Holy grand theft auto.

Hang on just a second. Let's just

Hang on to her, man. Count that.

Hang on, hang on. Let me get this.

Hang on, hang on. Let me show you something.

Hang on, now, son. You here for detention?

Have you been playing Playstation all night?

Have you guys ever looked at your checks before?

Have you made any sales today?

He ate my Bagel Bites.

He ate your Bagel Bites.

He can't talk to her like that!

He definitely had horrible BO.

He drew us a map.

He has no idea.

He head butted a female security guard,

He just did what I was saying!

He knows.

He seems? You don't know him, okay?

He should be in American Gladiator.

He was my favorite cat.

He works at BevMo.

He's a trickster. Thanks a lot.

He's just he's just a dope salesman.

He's like a machine.

He's like Charlie Sheen in that movie.

He's looking good, but you gotta wonder if his age

He's really good. He's really talented.

He's refusing to get off.

He's right, you know.

He's right.

He's talking about buttholes.

He's too fast. He's too strong, man.

Hedonism, really?

Hell, I like 'em. Those are cool!

Hello, "Cee Lo Green."

Hello.

Hello. Hey.

Help out with substance abuse

Help!

Help! Grab me! Don't let go!

Help? I can't even watch!

Help. No.

Here we are, boys.

Here we go!

Here we go. Get in. Get in thick.

Here you go. Thank you.

Here's the deal, you're gonna give me

Here's the deal.

Here's what I'm gonna do.

Hey oh! And the snacksters are back Ders!

Hey yo, maggots!

Hey yo, maggots!

Hey yo, maggots.

Hey, Alice,

Hey, Alice, hold up.

Hey, Alice.

Hey, buddy, you gonna help us over here or what?

Hey, calm your old ass down.

Hey, Cassie, I got you some corn nuts.

Hey, come on, that's a that's a perfectly good Molson.

Hey, Dan, the man with the mouth.

Hey, Ders, how you doing, man?

Hey, Ders, if you ruin this for me,

Hey, did anybody want a clove?

Hey, do you guys want some g****s for your journey?

Hey, do you know where Jimmy is?

Hey, dudes.

Hey, fellas, it's, uh, five bucks.

Hey, fellas, please remember.

Hey, fuck the Dragons!

Hey, Gerald! Is that you?

Hey, good luck, buddy.

Hey, great. Good game, good game.

Hey, gutter slut!

Hey, guys, I need you to behave yourselves, for real.

Hey, guys, my hair foam is missing.

Hey, guys, why don't we talk about me now?

Hey, guys!

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. The boobs are like

Hey, guys. It's me.

Hey, Hannah, are you in there?

Hey, has anybody seen my Tevas?

Hey, hey, hey, you all like this, don't you, huh?

Hey, how are you? Oh, hey.

Hey, I really appreciate you guys

Hey, I'm going on this trip.

Hey, I'm sorry,

Hey, it's Blake.

Hey, it's hot out here.

Hey, Jillian, sweetheart. Have you been crying?

Hey, Jillian.

Hey, let's go through here. Let's go through the kitchen!

Hey, let's take this door.

Hey, little dude, what's up? Is your mom home?

Hey, look, whatever you need, I'm here for you.

Hey, man, how come you're here?

Hey, man. Ow! What?

Hey, may the best regular ass dude win, huh?

Hey, my parents are divorced. Holidays are rough.

Hey, Nay Nay. Are you ready for lunch?

Hey, nice shot, buddy. Have a beer.

Hey, not bad, not bad.

Hey, pal, we're the, uh,

Hey, shithead!

Hey, speaking of garages,

Hey, thank you guys so much. Thank you.

Hey, uh, hi.

Hey, uh...

Hey, uh...

Hey, um, sorry to bother you guys.

Hey, what the heck?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, what's he doing? I don't know!

Hey, what's up, brah gers? What's up?

Hey, what's up, dudes, babe?

Hey, where you want me to put these beers?

Hey, why don't I use

Hey, why don't we

Hey, yo, DeMamp, I got it. I got it. I got it.

Hey, you are stress eating. Give me the chips.

Hey, you ever see that Jamie Foxx special, uh,

Hey, you guys are driving the convertible, right?

Hey, you guys are packin' sunscreen, right?

Hey, you put that beer down. I'm drinking it now.

Hey!

Hey! Stop!

Hey! There's my baby doll.

Hey! Who deleted last week's episode of Bones?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. I think he's mine.

Hey. Full house tonight, huh?

Hey. Hang on, buddy.

Hey. Oh! There's there's Jillian!

Hi ya! Hi ya!

Hi, can I help you?

Hi, dick.

Hi, everyone. It's a pleasure to be here.

Hi, guys.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hey, Ders.

Hi. Hello.

Hide the car! That doesn't make any sense!

Hide the car! What?

His name's Reptar.

Hit 'em with it, yeah!

Hm.

Hmm, yuck. No, no.

Hmm? Who?

Hmm.

Hold hold on! My car!

Hold my hair. All right.

Holmvic, get in here.

Holmvik, do you have

Holy moly, look at this classic.

Holy moly, she's a thick bitch.

Holy! Moly! Oh! [laughs]

Homeless people should have card swipers.

Honestly, you're like a crazy person.

Honor, legacy Honor, dignity

Horrible.

How about I swing right over the top?

How about we get her some fresh air?

How about we give your parents a call?

How about you spare me your bad attitude, okay?

How are you, chief? both: hey.

How can we help you guys?

How cool of Montez to let you borrow his new car.

How many more times are you gonna play?

How much time till our flight leaves?

How was the battery swap, educational?

How you doin' today, sir?

How'd those leads work out,

How'd you get the computer fixed?

How's it going?

How's it going?

How's it look?

However, couple of rules

Huh?

Hvordan går det? Much of the language.

I She's with Ders.

I actually like it.

I actually need a passport,

I ain't going out like no bitch,

I always do. Guys! Let's

I am Adam.

I am changing.

I am so sorry about all this confusion.

I am special.

I am the human missile crisis!

I apologize for saying, "big titted freak show."

I believe that I am.

I believe that I am.

I believe that toy. Yeah.

I believe you.

I bet she's hot. I bet she's hot.

I can see that.

I can see your face, idiot.

I can smell the coochie already.

I can't be Leonardo,

I can't believe it wasn't real.

I can't believe you are such a dick hole

I can't go to Hedonism.

I can't see anything.

I can't, legally. Yeah, I have a lot of DUIs.

I can't. Her face is too sad.

I caught him munchin' buhzoombuhs like

I couldn't hear you guys either.

I did not know that. Wow. That's 'cause it doesn't.

I didn't even know that could happen.

I didn't know you were such a party beast.

I didn't pack lettuce. Men don't eat lettuce.

I didn't realize that.

I didn't say you were nervous.

I didn't touch it, I swear!

I didn't. No, I did. That's me.

I didn't. I just wanted him to be happy.

I do know one thing is for sure.

I do, I do. I know. That was awesome.

I don't care what you guys say.

I don't do bucking.

I don't even use condoms.

I don't have to listen to anything you have to say

I don't know about any dragon.

I don't know about fighting anymore, you know?

I don't know about that. That might be the rigamorphis.

I don't know if we necessarily need

I don't know what happened, really.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know what you mean, Vern.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know who these guys are.

I don't know, actually. That's

I don't know, but he's gonna be pissed.

I don't know, guys.

I don't know, man.

I don't know, man. It just doesn't seem right.

I don't know. Okay, well, you don't know.

I don't know. The guy said I was a natural.

I don't know...six?

I don't like vegetables,

I don't look like that guy.

I don't remember.

I don't think that's what they mean by that.

I don't think this is gonna be that hard, right?

I don't want you thinking

I don't.

I dropped my keys. Sorry, sorry.

I dunked so many fools! Did you? I'm sure.

I DVR'd it!

I feel badass!

I found the way out.

I get those emails all the time from Corporate

I got a couple toppings for the burgers,

I got a picture. Did you take it for me?

I got it!

I got this one. Adam, you got next.

I got to get a photo. I'm gonna get the plates.

I got Wesley Snipes' Claude o graph

I got you. I got you. I got you.

I got, uh, booze

I gotta do it! No, no. I gotta do this!

I gotta shift again.

I gotta slap the bag! Slap the bag!

I guess this is it.

I guess we did it.

I had a six pack in grammar school.

I had to guard the Molsons.

I hate your voice.

I have an idea of how you can get back at your mom.

I have an idea.

I have the dirtiest room, anyway.

I have to go to rest room.

I have your information.

I haven't seen a concert in forever.

I heard about the fight.

I hunt, man.

I I think maybe. Yeah.

I I'm Jillian Belk, Alice's assistant.

I just count tickets, dude.

I just I just wanted them to listen to me,

I just need to talk to Hannah very, very

I just saw you lick your microphone.

I just think it might be German, egregious.

I just want to let you know that you're not alone.

I just wanted my hair thicker and smelling better.

I just wanted to make sure they're not poisonous.

I just wanted to sound cool.

I just washed my hair. No, no, man.

I keep all puppets.

I kept hearing [smacking lips]

I know how old I am!

I know I can be controlling sometimes,

I know it's your birthday.

I know that I can tell you guys this

I know what I have to do.

I know, he's very dumb. I feel stupid!

I know.

I know. Do you not know how to

I know. So real.

I know. That's Pier 1.

I know. I know. It's the eyebrows.

I know. What should we do?

I know. Your hair smells delicious,

I lied to you, okay?

I like it. I like that idea.

I like that.

I like that. The sewer?

I like that. Underclassman them very smart.

I lost a bike once.

I love snip its.

I love that hat.

I mean, Doug!

I mean, how do you even concentrate

I mean, that's love.

I mean, what time did everything even end?

I mean, why would she send me to that leadership conference

I mean, you had your learner's permit about seven years, bud.

I messed everything up.

I miss Darius Rucker. You're right.

I missed Jamie Foxx on Charlie Rose

I need to hire a model

I never saw the movie.

I printed out the forms. I even filled them out for you.

I put it in a box.

I really feel like you guys aren't hearing me.

I really like your ingenuity, but...

I remember that. That was

I respect your opinion, but just know this:

I said down. Oh, do we have to?

I saw this house and this awesome neighborhood,

I say we go inside and show these pricks

I see it. It's like an albino Mike Tyson.

I should be an actor.

I should get to know your name

I should help you carry the tray, though,

I still want him. That's it, bets off, bets off.

I think Blake seriously has a problem with that thing.

I think I got a better idea.

I think I'm gonna get the men

I think it was right over there.

I think that was Muhammad Ali. My dad's gonna flip.

I think that went great. What?

I think we brought a family together

I think we just passed the old train yard!

I think we're good, Blake. Okay. All right.

I think we're okay.

I think you're right. Get off me!

I thought I just heard a foghorn.

I thought you bought that at 7 Eleven.

I used to box in the army.

I wanna do a book grenade.

I want Anders. Anders is not even fighting.

I want to agree with you... Yeah.

I want to die. No, you don't.

I was 16. You were 11.

I was gonna wait for her,

I was just doing what you told me to do.

I was still vomiting.

I was thinking more of our Rudy.

I wasn't even attracted to you.

I will not be wearing a bathing suit.

I will not forgive you if you took it.

I would have DDT'd that dude,

I would love a marg. I'll take a marg.

I would love a Molsons.

I'd make a great homeless person.

I'll do what's best for the company.

I'll go Come on!

I'll go! Later, guys.

I'll just do that later.

I'll stand by that decision.

I'll take a shower when I make the top 50.

I'll take another one. I'm getting beers.

I'm yeah, I'm going to, okay?

I'm a rich dude now,

I'm a taxpayer! What are you?

I'm a teenage beer wolf!

I'm actually a vegetarian.

I'm all face. Look.

I'm buzzing really hard right now.

I'm done.

I'm freaking out.

I'm friends with a nine year old boy.

I'm going to flush my eyes out.

I'm gonna Aaah!

I'm gonna find one of those model searches, win that,

I'm gonna get Schnapps.

I'm gonna go get some more Molsons.

I'm gonna go right off the bat and say it's the carburetor.

I'm gonna go sing some Rihanna right now.

I'm gonna need to smell your hair.

I'm gonna tell on you.

I'm great at picking up sons! That's my that's my forte.

I'm I'm confused.

I'm just glad to see you're not

I'm just gonna have to swallow that.

I'm just gonna shoot him with this nail gun.

I'm just gonna swiftly sever the spinal cord.

I'm just saying that maybe we don't need a TV.

I'm just, uh, looking for the hole in the ceiling,

I'm Leonardo. I'm the leader.

I'm lookin' for a chipwich.

I'm making an app

I'm Marshall Mathers or something even cooler.

I'm moving on.

I'm never drinking again.

I'm no one, okay? I'm not part of this sadness.

I'm not afraid of her.

I'm not doing anything.

I'm not giving you a minute. The 'Vo's a s'go!

I'm not gonna drive unless we do it my way.

I'm not gonna kill him, just in the knee.

I'm not innocent. I stole the hair stuff.

I'm not joking. What?

I'm not making sounds for you. Oh, that's perfect. Thank you.

I'm not nervous right now.

I'm not on you.

I'm not runnin'. No way, no how, man.

I'm not saying I'm gonna be rusty, but

I'm not Slim Shady. That's a trigger word.

I'm not some coffee wench.

I'm not, like, putting you down.

I'm not, really.

I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding.

I'm puking while I'm drinking it.

I'm Raphael. Cool but rude. Oh, nailed it.

I'm ready. Okay, let's get to it.

I'm sick of beautiful people

I'm so old now.

I'm so sorry, but we're not doing this!

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're f...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Who is Daryl?

I'm the boss! Okay, look.

I'm trying to save my marriage!

I'm trying, brother.

I'm up. I'm up.

I'm wearing a Top Gun hat, for God sakes.

I'm with you. Hey, you know what?

I've been using it for weeks, buddy.

I've gotta be honest with you guys.

I've never been enough for you, have I, Maria?

I've never heard that, but I like that.

Ice cold. [all shouting]

If a man disrespects you in a bar

If anybody should be in charge,

If I wasn't so drunk right now, I'd smack you.

If I'm not Leonardo,

If Jillian wouldn't have been such a fight hog,

If she dates that regular ass dude,

If these are Montez's garage ties,

If we want justice, we have to take it into our own hands.

If you ceased to exist,

If you don't want to date me, that's fine.

If you must know,

If you're a Viking and you scream that with a beard,

Imagine what we'd get for a refrigerator.

In fact, I model. A lot.

In my in the front bedroom?

In the car. I don't get that.

In you go. Cool.

Instant classic. Wow.

Is anything that they're saying true?

Is it weird that I'm still hungry right now?

Is it?

Is my is my hair on fire? Am I cool?

Is or was.

Is Sigourney done with her bath?

Is that a fact? Yeah.

Is that an antique Zong?

Is that cool? Yes, come on, sweethearts.

Is that mint, or is that just, like, coffee?

Is that real? Is that part of the game?

Is that right?

Is that safe?

Is the bat yeah, the battery's charged.

Is there a coat rack around here?

Is this possible? [horn blaring]

Is this something that was recent?

Is this tear gas? Yeah.

Isn't she just fucking classy?

It came on my tray, so...

It definitely isn't.

It feels like my birthday.

It is sad.

It is?

It is. I love it.

It looks like rubber gloves and condoms.

It smells so good. Hey, hey, hey, hey!

It takes a dummy to fool a dummy, dummy!

It went pretty fast. Thanks a lot.

It won't work, brother.

It's a chop, man.

It's a golf polo. Very American Dad iator.

It's a lot of hard work. This is awesome.

It's a mixture of red wine, painkillers, cough syrup,

It's a tearjerker.

It's all of ours, okay? Don't be an idiot.

It's Anders tello. That's you.

It's basically, like, what lawyers use

It's been a while.

It's bizarro, man.

It's Blake's friend.

It's bogus. Yeah.

It's classy. It's like yours.

It's Craig Norman, bitch.

It's fine. I got everything under control.

It's for real.

It's for you. It's stupid.

It's gonna be next door in our community pool.

It's good, it's good, it's good.

It's happening. He's doing it!

It's illegal for you to tell me

It's in the car.

It's just semen. Stop whining.

It's just that she makes me so happy, you know?

It's licky licky time.

It's like really gross. Okay, okay, sure, yep.

It's like your twin.

It's no use, bud. He's unleashed.

It's not crap. It's farts. Whoa! TMI.

It's not fair! I don't like doing laundry!

It's not really what the young go hards

It's not strawberry. I hope you don't mind.

It's not that hard.

It's probably the battery zone.

It's real, and it's gonna go

It's so starchy.

It's the battery. We wore down the battery.

It's the onesie. It's giving me hives.

It's this way.

Jamie Foxx? [laughs]

Jamming.

Jeez, what are you doing? Moooove!

Jell O? Jell O, yes.

Jet set, just

Jet set, stop it!

Jill, we don't have a future,

Jillian can't be fired.

Jillian, get back to your desk.

Jillian, go ahead and give this guy a cigarette,

Jillian, great idea for a party.

Jillian, how many times have I saved your life, hmm?

Jillian, I think this is gonna be good for you.

Jillian! You almost killed us! Oh, my God.

Jillian?

Jillian.

Jillian's not in charge.

Judging from the C section scar,

Juice? Yes.

Just don't throw anything at it, please.

Just get the hell out of my office now.

Just get your... thing.

Just keep being yourself.

Just saying if Betsy's gonna make stuffing,

Just so we're clear, I do still deal drugs.

Just so you know, I'm really excited

Just stand aside and relax, sir.

Just tell him Adam DeMamp from TelAmeriCorp

Ka doy.

Karl, I'm not evil.

Karl, who cares about Dale and Betsy, okay?

Karl's getting married. We're losing a dude.

Keep it up, funny guys.

Keep your hands off my best friend!

Keep your hands off of me!

Kind of backpack is just

Kind of makes you wish Alice was sick forever.

Kiya! Kiya!

Kyle, where do I sign? Oh!

Ladies and gentlemen!

Later maybe Ders, Ders!

Later, dude, we changed your life.

Later, jack offs!

Later!

Learned something new. Interesting enough...

Legitimately scary.

Leonardo, you lead!

Let her date the the underwear models

Let me feel those nips! Get back in your zone, dude.

Let me get a little bite of your sandwich!

Let me guess. She said no?

Let me help.

Let me just get your pickle. Take the pickle.

Let me preface this by saying

Let me see. Oh, that is so cool, man.

Let me tell you something.

Let these Papa Smurfs in.

Let's be honest here.

Let's do it.

Let's do it. Thanks.

Let's do it. You're the best.

Let's go to the bathroom. Come on.

Let's go, come on. Come on, let's go.

Let's go!

Let's hear it for Eunice.

Let's shut this stupid party down.

Let's stop fighting. I like you guys!

Let's take the door out. We're taking this door.

Let's, uh let's finish drinking some beers,

Life...is...scary.

Light it up. Now we're cookin'.

Light it, light it!

Light it. Light it. This is fun.

Like I would even want to do that.

Like Jamiroquai mixed with Smash Mouth.

Like oh, okay.

Like what? Yeah, like what?

Limited edition Lap Hog XL Condom.

Listen to me.

Listen, I gotta tell you something.

Lois.

Look at all these cool ass toys!

Look at that corn fed body.

Look at this dude.

Look at this.

Look at this. This is a nice TV.

Look, I'm calling to

Look, sir, you can't just yell at us.

Look, three of your students stole a statue

Look, we're not cut out for this guys' stuff.

Looks fucking stupid.

Looks great, you're Yes.

Looks like the gate's the only way out.

Lucky I don't swing on you, fool!

Lunch? Lunch.

Ma'am, please!

Make dumb decisions... Make stupid decis

Man marg.

Man, I didn't even do anything.

Man, is this garlic gettin' to you?

Maybe I should just call it off.

Maybe I will. Check out some facts.

Maybe I'll I'll just

Maybe this wasn't meant

Maybe. Hold up!

Me neither. See?

Me? Yes.

Mechanical thing, okay.

Meeda Meed a care?

Men work on cars. Okay.

Miss Karl, hey, I wish it was better circumstances.

Mister, it's my birthday.

Mm hmm, we got to go, "Where's the statue?"

Mm hmm, yes. Yeah.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Let me listen.

Mm hmm. Oh. You want me to grow up?

Mm hmm. Yeah.

Mm hmm. Yeah.

Mm hmm. [chuckles]

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Ooh.

Mm. Yeah, that gasket

Mmm, not us.

Mmm.

Mmm... I don't know.

Mommy, let's

Mommy, this is Ders, and Ders is evil,

Mommy!

Montez, my eyes are burning right now.

More Molsons. Favorite beer.

My breathable mesh Jockeys?

My dad has fired over 200 people

My dad looks exactly like Michael Chiklis.

My dad says that international economic competition

My dad taught me the same way.

My favorite compilation. Yes!

My God, I was. Okay.

My jets are calm.

My mom kissed Evander Holyfield

My pleasure.

My sister, Cathy. You know that already.

My zone sucks! Your zones are so much fun.

Nah, I don't think you want to say that, actually.

Nah, it's no good.

Nah, man, I'm here for the booty scratching contest.

Nay. No, I said nay, though.

Need a hand there, partner?

Nerd! Nerd!

Never do.

Never eat shredded...

Never!

Nice mustache, by the way.

Nice try, though.

Nice, yeah. Oh.

Nice!

Nice!

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice. Check that out.

Nice. Go, go, go, go.

Nice. One for the road, boys?

Nice. Yeah.

Nice. You seen him?

Niche weird!

No Move!

No doubt. No doubt. Definitely.

No horseplay back there! Not in my 'Vo!

No one does, really.

No one is going to pre, okay?

No one is masturbating anywhere in the office!

No problem. Oh, my God.

No problem. You're a really good friend of mine.

No taxes. Wow, no taxes.

No way, dude.

No way, man. My D. A. R. Y. L. tape.

No way. Then we'd have to wait 30 minutes to swim.

No, actually, they all shaved their heads

No, Adam, I think that chubby dude played us.

No, Adam, you're not fighting Ders.

No, black Andy, that guy.

No, Blake. I need you here.

No, but seriously,

No, dude, I can't do it.

No, Ed Helms from The Office.

No, get that away. I'll puke if I smell it.

No, I could han I can quit.

No, I didn't see Sean Astin, the actor.

No, I don't. You've seen his bald spot.

No, I I Pervert.

No, I know I want to go to the concert.

No, I know that. Slow your mouth down, okay?

No, I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying.

No, I know, dude.

No, I know. I got a sweatshirt.

No, I mean, like, I'm really hammered.

No, I need every stick.

No, I need that. Stop it.

No, I never used the word "bone."

No, I will not. This is my place of business.

No, I wrote that.

No, I'm breaking the door down.

No, I'm good. Thank you.

No, I'm here. You're there.

No, I'm in a cutting phase right now.

No, I'm not 16. I can't drink like that anymore.

No, I'm not. Shut up.

No, I've got the perfect thermos.

No, it is isn't. I swear to God I don't know.

No, it's fine that it's closed

No, it's great. Funny movie. It's awesome.

No, it's me. This is mine, right?

No, it's not. Yes, it is.

No, it's not. It's smooth.

No, it's whiskey.

No, just just do it when you feel it.

No, Karl, I didn't buck Mommy.

No, listen, please.

No, man, she's here. She's still here.

No, man! We got to save Ders!

No, man. We're just trying to get home.

No, n n n n no! No.

No, no, Blake. They're my costumes.

No, no, no, guys! Guys! Yes!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, kid.

No, no, no, no, no. Turn it off.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no! We didn't kidnap anybody

No, no, no.

No, no, no. That's him.

No, no, no. That's impossible.

No, no, no. You forget about that.

No, no, we're not riding anything.

No, no, you're not rambling. We're all on the same page.

No, no.

No, no.

No, normal people are. Fred Durst is a dry guy.

No, of course, I'd love to,

No, Rihanna is out. We cannot go to

No, sir, I'm not a country music fan either.

No, sir, you're gonna love this...boob.

No, ten for contact.

No, that's booze. Stop it!

No, that's not cor

No, that's okay if you don't know who Rihanna is, Adam.

No, that's the last thing we need to do.

No, they're all Hannah's friends from the credit union.

No, uh, they're gonna go, and we're gonna

No, wait.

No, Waymond, no, no!

No, we are making memories

No, we said it was legit.

No, we're gonna get we'll dry you off.

No, we're good, man.

No, we're good.

No, we're partying.

No, we've got to help.

No, you can't call a house meeting right now.

No, you didn't. What is that?

No, you got it. I slipped one under your door.

No, you popped the trunk there.

No, you put it down. Adam, give me that beer.

No, you're Danny. Katana strike!

No, you're not Leonardo.

No, you're the one who's going there.

No!

No!

No!

No! Let's smoke some weed.

No! You want me to blow them?

No! But you said you wanted to use professional,

No! Cee Lo! That's our Reptar!

No! No! Solid core!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Definitely have a solid core.

No. Like, I'm more of a

No. No, no.

No. No, what do you mean?

No. Yeah, wow.

No. Definitely not.

No. Don't worry about it.

No. I I want my tape.

No. No, creeps are dry guys.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

No. What are you doing?

No... Or should I say "Blon ders"?

Nobody cares, crybaby.

None of this is gonna be classy,

Nope, not anymore.

Nope! That's a chop, buddy.

Nope.

Nope. Sorry, bro.

Not a real thing. It is.

Not for your brain. Oh.

Not good.

Not happening, chicken banger.

Not really, dude.

Nothing.

Now you know what I'm dealing with.

Now you you're not Agh!

Now, as I was saying

Now, I ain't trying to fight today

Obviously, we're just gonna go in the bathroom, masturbate,

Of course I would let her There you go.

Of course, eggs, meat, anything you want.

Oh ho ho ho ho!

Oh ho! Guess what. I also destroy your stuff.

Oh, "use it"? Okay.

Oh, a thousand times yes.

Oh, Alice.

Oh, Alice.

Oh, and it's gonna be so good too.

Oh, and, Damien...

Oh, baby, that sounds amazing.

Oh, Blake, how long have you been up, man?

Oh, boo. I think he's joking.

Oh, but

Oh, but all it takes is a golden ticket.

Oh, but with your voice.

Oh, check it out.

Oh, come on, Blakeypoo.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. Stop.

Oh, cool!

Oh, damn it. The camera was the wrong way.

Oh, damn!

Oh, do what he says, Blake.

Oh, dude, come on. You're a grown man.

Oh, dude, it's this new mash up tape,

Oh, dude, your hair's on fire!

Oh, dude! Aah! You are awesome!

Oh, dude.

Oh, ew, gross.

Oh, funky butt lovin'!

Oh, get 'em.

Oh, get some, uh, beef jerky.

Oh, God, whatever.

Oh, God! That's poop. There's poop in that water!

Oh, God. I say we just pound this dude.

Oh, grab your guns!

Oh, great.

Oh, guys, no. Yes!

Oh, he lost his helmet.

Oh, hello. Don't slam it, dude.

Oh, here here she comes. Here she comes, of course.

Oh, here we go, baby.

Oh, here we go. What's up?

Oh, hey, Alice.

Oh, hey, guys, do you mind getting back to your desks

Oh, hey, what's up, Adam?

Oh, hey! Hey!

Oh, ho, yeah! Yes!

Oh, how cute.

Oh, I did find this

Oh, I don't I don't know.

Oh, I don't have any money. No cash.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I just chewed it with my, uh, vampire teeth.

Oh, I know I do.

Oh, I like how you're using that nickname

Oh, I like that.

Oh, I'll be a pacifist.

Oh, I'll run to your hills, girl.

Oh, I'm going to be the first one!

Oh, I'm going to miss you.

Oh, I'm sorry, but I've been out of the passport game

Oh, I'm sorry, maybe if you weren't so immature,

Oh, is it the is it the gum?

Oh, is that No, I don't speak...

Oh, is that why it has a collar?

Oh, is this is this the little guy we're gonna get?

Oh, isn't it? Is that possible?

Oh, it's a bad thing. Yeah.

Oh, jeez. Oh!

Oh, Jillian!

Oh, Karl, come on.

Oh, lookee here.

Oh, looks like we got a r r rude boy.

Oh, mama!

Oh, man, this is cold blooded.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Adam, look. [sniffles]

Oh, Michael Chiklis? Really?

Oh, my Aah!

Oh, my okay, look.

Oh, my brain is [bleep].

Oh, my God, I am. Yeah!

Oh, my God, I don't believe this.

Oh, my God, that's booze! Get out of here!

Oh, my God, that's it. I'm out of here.

Oh, my God, who cares? Wrestling's fake.

Oh, my God! Dude.

Oh, my God! Huh, tough guy?

Oh, my God! I can prevent AIDS with this!

Oh, my God! That was awesome!

Oh, my God! What the

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Are you okay

Oh, my God. Totally. Leo!

Oh, my God. We got ya.

Oh, my God. Yeah, she did!

Oh, my God. I love these pretzels.

Oh, my God. Oh.

Oh, my God. Speaking of buhzoombuhs...

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh, she dates losers.

Oh, my gosh, you guys.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Wow.

Oh, my gosh. Give me that, uh, hair foam!

Oh, my gosh. These are looking great.

Oh, no way.

Oh, no way. A mini vac!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay.

Oh, no, they're serious.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! No, no!

Oh, no. I'm not wearing underwear.

Oh, no. Oh, no. He's broke something.

Oh, no. We steal stuff from 'em all the time.

Oh, now, now. What's your name, bud?

Oh, of course. Who could forget you?

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, yeah!

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Okay.

Oh, please. Shh!

Oh, please. Would you stop with the paranoia now?

Oh, she just made her butthole wink.

Oh, she's feeling you, dude.

Oh, so you're gonna do it without asking?

Oh, sweet chocolate.

Oh, terrific.

Oh, that isn't weed.

Oh, that's a chop. [laughs]

Oh, that's Oakland Tony.

Oh, that's so clutch.

Oh, that's sweet. That's beautiful.

Oh, that's too bad.

Oh, the big stink.

Oh, then I can't help you, then.

Oh, this is cool!

Oh, uh, that's my boyfriend.

Oh, wait, hold Karl, is there, like,

Oh, wait. I forgot the beer.

Oh, wait. Wait up.

Oh, we are so American.

Oh, we got it. I'm trying to help you.

Oh, we weren't even that's Oh, I don't care.

Oh, well, that's a chop back...

Oh, well, then, I'm sorry. Our money's actually for beer.

Oh, what, so you don't want to crank it?

Oh, what, you want this? You want some of this?

Oh, what's up with you guys?

Oh, where'd he learn that?

Oh, wow, I like him.

Oh, wow! [laughs]

Oh, y'all in here fucking that thing.

Oh, yeah, Anders tello. Very good.

Oh, yeah, no, I've been tucked up since jump.

Oh, yeah, we do.

Oh, yeah, well, you know, not all of us get what we want.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? You you yup, that's a chop.

Oh, yeah. Buddy's a go.

Oh, yeah. That makes sense.

Oh, yeah. Ugh.

Oh, yeah. We're done.

Oh, you know what we need to do?

Oh, you're so Donatello.

Oh, you're wonderful. Remember, I taught you?

Oh, you've reached Terry, brother.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! [yells]

Oh! Jeez.

Oh! Khaki.

Oh! Oh, he's broke something.

Oh! Okay.

Oh! Ugh!

Oh! [laughs]

Oh! [wheezes]

Oh! And he's pinned! Yep!

Oh! Have her stop at Togo's.

Oh! He's about to do the five meter shuffle!

Oh! I got an idea.

Oh! There was that metal bar!

Oh! This one goes to 11, bitches!

Oh! Ugh! Oh, my God! Get up here.

Oh! Yes!

Oh! You used to consider her our daughter.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. [chuckles]

Oh. As well.

Oh. Come on, don't be bogus.

Oh. Good God!

Oh. If I did divorce

Oh. Oh, I'm gonna win.

Oh. Wait!

Oh. Wait.

Oh. [chuckles] Not a problem. What's up?

Oh. Naomi. [laughs] Nice to meet you.

Oh. Oh, you should.

Oh. Okay, uh...

Oh. Thank God. Whew!

Oh... Tired right now!

Oh... What the

Oh...good morning.

Okay, Adam, this is so dumb, all right?

Okay, Adam... Suck Reese's pieces!

Okay, all right, show's over, you credit union dickheads!

Okay, all right, we'll do a little bit of this here.

Okay, Anders, just please worry about yourself, please.

Okay, bathing suits?

Okay, Blake, that's that's actually genius.

Okay, cool. That's awesome. Okay. Okay.

Okay, Ders, I'm in the middle

Okay, downshift.

Okay, everyone has their plane ticket, right?

Okay, everyone, eyes up here.

Okay, everyone's a tough guy!

Okay, good. Car?

Okay, great.

Okay, great.

Okay, guys, Corporate

Okay, guys, uh, don't forget

Okay, he's all right. Good to go! Whoo!

Okay, here's the deal.

Okay, I can see that. I mean, that guy's not black.

Okay, I didn't do that. No boys allowed.

Okay, I get it. You took over our house.

Okay, I think I know what we're gonna do.

Okay, I'll get you guys the address.

Okay, I'm going to sock you in the mouth

Okay, I'm just going for the book, so...

Okay, I'm not crazy.

Okay, I'm sorry, could we just get the tickets

Okay, just keep the smoke out the door, man.

Okay, just shut up and follow me.

Okay, just will you take my hand, actually?

Okay, look.

Okay, no one talks to my long haired jizz expert

Okay, no, but you have to have some, like, scumbag friends

Okay, no. That is hippie crack, man.

Okay, shh. Whoo!

Okay, sir, you can have a seat.

Okay, so everyone has a pair of pajamas at their desks,

Okay, so here is my entire life savings

Okay, so this isn't a joke?

Okay, so we definitely have to go on this trip!

Okay, so what are we thinking?

Okay, so what do we got?

Okay, so why don't we just go get Doug,

Okay, sweetie, I want you to just smile.

Okay, that was just violent for no reason.

Okay, that was one time.

Okay, uh, real drugs. Not my cup o' tea.

Okay, well, I'm sorry it had to end this way.

Okay, well, she's busy,

Okay, well, this is Plan B Plan Blake.

Okay, well, yeah. Yeah, that's cool.

Okay, whatever.

Okay, where's the party?

Okay, wow.

Okay, you are going down, brother!

Okay, you guys know brackets basketball, you know?

Okay, you know what, Anders?

Okay, you know what? Solitary confinement.

Okay, you're blowing my mind,

Okay? Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. [groaning and choking]

Okay. Later, hooker.

Okay. Let's do it.

Okay. What?

Okay. You have to pop the clutch.

Okay. You're like a lion.

Okay. [both laugh]

Okay. All right, fine.

Okay. All right. Cool.

Okay. all: Ah!

Okay. Clint.

Okay. I got an idea.

Okay. I see what you're doing.

Okay. Talk to me.

Okay. That's disgusting.

Okay. You're welcome.

On some real levels right now,

Once they hear that news, everybody will relax,

Once we get our raises,

One clove, one poseur.

One more toss, and then that's it.

One stopwatch. We'll buy that.

One thing right quick.

One...

Only a 4 inch blade?

Ooh, I like that.

Ooh, I like that.

Ooh, nice.

Ooh, thanks, Blazer. Mm hmm.

Ooh, that's true.

Ooh, welcome to whale tail country, gentlemen.

Ooh, what are you doin' to the **** van, bud?

Ooh, you are angry. I like that.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. [chuckles]

Ooh. I'll be stackin' dairy, homie.

Ooh. Black music.

Ooh. Interesting. Really?

Or I can fire you.

Or make a hole or something

Or that Jillian was in charge as well also.

Or we could let her die with dignity

Or, like, I don't know, like those.

Or...can we?

Otay, now I know.

Our bad.

Our butt cheeks together and clap our hands?

Our dragon is gonna seal the deal,

Ow, ow! [grunting]

Ow, what what was that? That was weird.

Ow! Ow!

Ow. It's us.

Ow. What up?

Ow. Who did that?

Pbbbbbttt!

Peer pressure, it's a very real thing at their age.

People are gonna hate me if I fire them.

People say I look like Weird Al sometimes...

People take smoke breaks all the time.

Perfect! Nice! I'm sorry.

Picking up speed! There we go, baby!

Picture house? This is a porno theater, dude.

Play on, player.

Please be quiet. Thank you.

Please leave. all: Vote or die.

Population three, cheap import beer,

Possibly. Don't say that.

Probably having Thanksgiving with their families.

Probably not.

Probably wondering where mine went.

Psh. I'm gonna say that right now.

Quaid, what up, dude? It's DeMamp.

Rachel, this is for you.

Raises? All right. Perfect.

Randall?

Rank. Lucky.

****! ****!

Rawr. Oof! Whoo!

Read it. [laughs] Uh, okay.

Ready to talk now?

Ready? Hold me!

Real men would have stood up for themselves

Really?

Really?

Really? Cool. Thank you so much.

Really? Fixed your computer.

Really? Mommy, no.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Everything's under control?

Really? I didn't know that.

Really? It's your sister?

Really? So that's a no.

Really? Why not? She was cool.

Really? Why?

Regions are common problems in Volvos.

Relax your mind. I'm gonna blast off.

Relax. Okay.

Reptar!

Reptar! Oh, my gosh.

Revenge is a dish best served cold,

Rich, that's what I'm tell Montez, what up, dog?

Right, but I went anyway. I showed initiative.

Right. Excited.

Right. Gears of War style.

Right. Hey, bud.

Right. What?

Right. I mean, we were two ships passing in the night.

Right. Right.

Rock a jock, ten point shot!

Sales beasts! Sales beasts! Dude! How could you

Santa, Santa, where are you?

Say it!

Scared the hell out of me, man.

Scope it out.

Secret latch.

See me fade away! Oh!

See you, guys. Happy Thanksgiving.

See, I just got a call from Montez,

See? Yeah.

Sendin' 'em down.

Seriously?

Seriously? Yeah.

Sewer Dwayne, you dog.

Sex is a pretty relative term.

Shakespeare was a smart dude.

She definitely could have axed the Brothers McMuffins.

She gave it to me! It's mine.

She is. A worthy adversary.

She is. She's the one. Hey, baby.

She spends most of her time under a bridge on 12th Street.

She sure was, but she's gone.

She takes premium!

She works at a credit union, man.

She's gonna be all right. I think she's okay.

She's gonna be lookin' at me in a different light,

She's good!

She's not a sex doll because none of us

She's not a sex doll.

She's parked on top of the manhole cover.

She's so ours. She's so ours. Let's get her.

She's still breathing.

She's the worst we've all ever seen.

She's too it's a Real Doll.

Shh, why don't you go ahead and take it?

Shh! Aah!

Shh! No!

Shh! Bill, shut up.

Shh! God, shut your mouths.

Shh.

Shib.

Shitler party, both: Shitler party, yeah.

Shoot the wiper fluid! Shoot the wiper fluid!

Shoot, shoot, shoot. Oh, God.

Should I get a flattop?

Should we go look at this thing?

Shouldn't we be helping?

Shut up, Jillian. All right.

Shut up!

Shut up.

Shut up. Are you joking?

Since when have you listened to me?

Since when is this the only game?

Sir, back up. We're hunting here, okay?

Sir, these men are involved

Slappy birthday! Happy birthday.

Sleep assault? Yeah.

Smells like my dad's bathroom.

So did we save room for dessert?

So how are you guys going with sales?

So how's that Jamaican jerk lasagna treating you?

So I get to see you naked?

So I guess, uh,

So if you fire her, you fire us.

So if you make a sale,

So it's progressive bracketology.

So proud. So proud.

So responsible, very responsible.

So serious. Dude.

So that's a no on the flattop?

So there's supposed to be a forest preserve up here.

So they're they're not organic.

So true. What's up with your headset?

So we paid for that slide and that swing set

So we'll stop by in the morning at the office

So what about you and Bunny?

So what do you guys do?

So what do you need?

So who do you choose?

So you can't see at all?

So you guys are, uh, first timers, huh?

So you have a wonky eye too? Okay, wow.

So you want this to be classier?

So you wouldn't let her suck on your thing.

So you're also a thief.

So you're saying that we paid for everything at this park?

So, uh, Ders,

So, uh, what were you what were you telling me?

So, um, I should be getting ready.

So, what do we got here, right?

So, yeah. You guys lost to this guy.

So...

So...what now?

Sober means sober, okay?

Some student loans to pay off.

Some weird shit happened,

Somebody help us! Ah! Help!

Someone call for a taxi?

Sometimes I don't know.

Sorry, dude, I just have a seat belt buckle up my ass.

Sorry, dude, we tried. Really hard.

Sorry, dude.

Sorry, man, you're 46 tickets shy of the shark.

Sorry! I didn't wear shoes.

Sorry?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sounds easy enough.

Spare some change?

Speaking of oceans, who wants to take a dip?

Standing cartwheel 69s.

Still got it.

Stop it! Don't do that!

Stop it! You're not smelling my hair!

Stop shaking and take the shot.

Stop shh! Oh! That's even better.

Stop, you monster. Hey!

Stop! [yells]

Stop. What movie was that?

Straight edge people are weird.

Stupid decisions. Stupid decisions.

Stupid idiot! Hey!

Suck my dick.

Sun is straight danger!

Surprisingly, I did know that.

Swing on you so bad.

Tagging's fun!

Take a peeksy.

Take a walk, Ders.

Take it down, you idiot.

Take it sleazy!

Take my money. What's he doing?

Taxes, they pay for roads,

Taxpayers. Mm hmm.

Tear gas! Incoming!

Tell me when to stop. He's got a huge one? Huge one?

Ter...rific.

Testosterone stinks. I smell like flowers.

Thank you for that, and thank me for this.

Thank you so much. All right.

Thank you, jet set. It's

Thank you, ladies.

Thank you, officer.

Thank you, sensei.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you!

Thank you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. All right, yeah.

Thank you. But we should get one of me.

Thank you. No, go for it.

Thank you. Sure, no problem, dude.

Thank you. This is very nice.

Thank you. Which might be soon.

Thank you. It's You like it?

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thanks.

Thank you. You look like Russell Brand.

Thanks a lot, Mike.

Thanks for calling it that, man.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks for lunch, Gil.

Thanks so much, except you're lying.

Thanks, Cool Eric.

Thanks, man. There we go.

Thanks.

That did not work out. Come on.

That doesn't even mean anything.

That doesn't make much sense, kinda the top gun.

That feels good right there.

That game is, like, taking over your life, man.

That guy is awesome! Yeah.

That guy knows how to get svelte, real house.

That is 100% true.

That is American muscle. That car fought in Vietnam.

That is it. I'm calling the cops.

That is weird, huh? That's a good trick.

That Jakob Dylan.

That makes sense to me.

That might be your upper lip, man.

That sounds awesome. So what are you ranked?

That was Boys!

That was $60.

That was awesome, right?

That was awesome! We have to get a TV.

That was cool, though.

That was cool. We got high.

That was fun. That was my first taxi ride.

That was pretty impressive. That was a world record maybe.

That was really scary.

That was so easy. We just got raises.

That was such a Tommy move by me by naming him that.

That was the first time I got arrested at 11.

That was very informative. Thank you.

That was, uh...weird.

That would be awesome.

That's 100% who you are.

That's a That looks like it.

That's a that's a pretty good assumption.

That's a character flaw, but I'll take it, you know?

That's a hat.

That's a living room television.

That's a thing I'm saying now.

That's a worse idea

That's actually really sad.

That's awesome, man. Yeah.

That's awesome. That's great.

That's Bucket List.

That's changing gears. Yeah.

That's cool, dude. That's cool.

That's cool. I've always wanted one.

That's cool. It's true.

That's cool. That's cool. I'm okay with that.

That's cool. You see everyone's technique.

That's for your busted up face.

That's great. So what's your business model?

That's horrible advice.

That's I like that. Taxes are cool.

That's important. I want a strong wife.

That's insane. No problem.

That's it! Hey, hey!

That's it.

That's it. You know, Shawn ders

That's much better. That is much better.

That's my favorite dersion of Vers.

That's not gonna work. We're gonna get backstabby.

That's not possible.

That's not true. I'm a dry guy.

That's one thing that I hate nerds!

That's right. Work parties.

That's so cool! [laughs]

That's so inappropriate.

That's the Bahamas, you buffoon.

That's the Ders.

That's the rip and runs. Oh, okay.

That's the shirt I wore in seventh grade

That's totally wrong.

That's us. Yeah, baby, let's do this.

That's what I'm calling my face now, the girl catcher.

That's what we do. We change. Okay.

That's your favorite. I know.

That's...stupid.

The 'Vo can handle anything you throw at it.

The car's been reported stolen,

The Chase.

The Ders is unleashed, yeah.

The dragon, you bitch!

The gum.

The movie's great.

The principal was in on it the whole time?

The sequins ruined the dress.

The steering everything just went out.

The top 50 players on the leader board

Them kids got no shame, no decency.

Then how are we gonna watch

Then we go to the principal's office.

There he goes, right into that porn theater.

There he is!

There she blows.

There was whole spread!

There we go.

There you go. Thank you.

There's a password. Yep.

There's no crying in softball.

There's no way to tell.

There's not a password.

These are professional, right?

These chicks get it! Yeah!

These hands of mine are so soft.

These.

They called me the "dad ruiner" in high school!

They deal. 'Cause we're men.

They make a me wet zels.

They should fire some other dummy.

They should.

They were scary.

They're all bald.

They're at a weird white house

They're insane.

They're just terrible people,

They're not made up of anything real.

They're not on.

They're robbing us! Oh, my God. What?

Think about it.

Think so? Yeah.

This carpet smells like semen.

This is for you. Oh!

This is getting ridiculous, all right?

This is me saying yes.

This is my office space! Is that

This is not the forum to run for city council.

This is really fun, guys. I'm having a great time.

This is Reba, and these are her hits.

This is ridiculous, okay?

This is sort of from both of us, though, because...

This is the worst birthday I've ever had.

This is war. We're going to war now.

This is why I never should've married an Italian.

This is your fault.

This just isn't right, you know.

This place is awesome, man,

This school has, like, a real deal football squad.

This sucks. We don't have any porno or anything.

Those are expensive. I'll take it.

Those are so real.

Thought you got it fixed.

Three suspects one I'm almost pretty sure

Three.

To be your boyfriend.

To her credit, we did just teargas everyone.

To the north! Yeah!

Tom! Tom?

Too drunk to see cars.

Top 50 of what?

Totally sober for a week. What do you guys say?

Totally.

Tuck 'em up. Tuck 'em ow.

Turn it off! Who is it?

Turn the beat up. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Turtle power!

Two days?

Two years gone. [laughs]

Ugh, it's like Willy Wonka

Ugh, me too.

Ugh, these are the neon ones. I hate neon pickles.

Ugh! Oh, my God.

Ugh. These are my guys.

Ugh. It kind of does remind me of Willy Wonka.

Ugh...

Uh huh. And that's important.

Uh oh, I'm bowing.

Uh oh!

Uh oh. Starboard side, four o'clock.

Uh uh, no, no, no. Not with this.

Uh uh. Seriously.

Uh, a low carb Red Bull?

Uh, actually, officer, we can explain. Go!

Uh, actually, we Wait, they're whip its, right?

Uh, Anders, if you could do me a favor

Uh, Ders? Who's Ders?

Uh, dummies, I just Snopes ed it.

Uh, fastest way there is the 405.

Uh, he didn't let me watch,

Uh, I am Adam.

Uh, I don't know if you know this,

Uh, I I think that's me.

Uh, I'm gonna play

Uh, I'm sorry on our behalf.

Uh, is the sorceress gone?

Uh, just to clear things up,

Uh, nearing zero. We've got...yeah, none.

Uh, no, it's vanilla.

Uh, no, no.

Uh, red flag. You didn't go to college.

Uh, society It's a big pie, right?

Uh, well,

Uh, well, I don't know.

Uh, yeah, it's it's really fun.

Uh, yeah, sure. I appreciate it, braj.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Uh, yeah!

Uh, yes. Wow.

Uh... I'm good. I'm good.

Uh... Why are you pointing at him?

Uh...oh, yes.

Uh...yes, I did. I did.

Um

Um, Ders, secret latch?

Um, it's going on, like, 20 hours.

Um, it's not coming on for some reason.

Um, let me take it to a place over the weekend.

Um, okay, well, good luck with your sales.

Um... Come on.

Um... You know what, Ders?

Unbelievable body. I used to have that body.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. I'm blown away.

Uncle Blazer.

Underneath your keyboard here

Unless we want to smoke weed.

Unless you have one of these an AIDS protector!

Us. Me!

Use the puppet.

Very clever.

Very lah dow let me

Very nice. And it's real.

Very swag.

Wait a minute. Come on!

Wait a minute. You've got lube?

Wait a sec. How do I look?

Wait a second. This isn't it.

Wait up.

Wait, I'm fired?

Wait, no, no. Me? No.

Wait, so now you're on board to hunt?

Wait, there he is.

Wait, what?

Wait, you hung out with the jocks in high school?

Wait, you're leaving her in charge, not me?

Wait.

Wait. He's black?

Wait. Who's Maria?

Wait. You didn't get 'em.

Wake up, you old piece of shit!

Walking, walking, walking, walking.

Wallflowers' Jakob Dylan?

Wanna hug?

Wash your window for $1.57.

Watch and learn, little chipmunk...

Watch it, bro.

Watch your mouth, bro.

Waymond almost drowned! Yeah, that was cool.

We all had that body, man!

We are T minus 61 hours until Wrestlemania.

We can be your grocery genies!

We can do it! Put some glute into it!

We can't hear you, though. What?

We can't hear you.

We can't, but I know one man

We could just go drink at a parking lot somewhere.

We definitely own that, then...

We did a good job painting.

We did spend $400 nonrefundable.

We didn't even buck, and she left,

We don't have a substance abuse problem.

We don't have any sugar in this house.

We drank, like, a weird amount,

We got raises! Yeah!

We got to be sneaky.

We got to hunt!

We got two hours to get to Alice's office

We have the right to bear guns.

We haven't even had a chance to change the world yet.

We hop in the back of the truck,

We hope you find your dragon.

We kind of are. We kind of are.

We love booze too. A dollar.

We need to go calm the herd ASAP, right?

We need you to go.

We own that door. We own that door.

We said the same thing last week.

We should be hunting or, like,

We should be out drinking more.

We should buy deer. Where do you buy deer at?

We should go camping. Yes.

We should just give our balls to that guy.

We should probably talk about something, I'm thinking.

We should s'go right now. S'go!

We took an oath, all right?

We we we we we we we

We were already supposed to be tongue deep

We were gonna have a house in the suburbs.

We'll look for a hat for you.

We'll talk about everything later.

We're we were, uh, gonna come back as heroes

We're actually upholding, like, a very,

We're at a half pop doggie right now.

We're doing this for you, you moron!

We're friends with Betsy. Yeah, we know Betsy.

We're going to the office. Man, stop. Get off me, dude!

We're gonna get fucked up, right?

We're good. We can take 'em off.

We're here for our raises

We're here! We made it. Whoo!

We're just gonna get up. No, back down.

We're just kind of pumping the brakes,

We're just looking for a little boy.

We're known for this party.

We're no MacGrubers.

We're not having a wedding in this house ever.

We're not trying to go sober sober.

We're partying until 8:00 "P.N.," yeah!

We're real. So real.

We're taking this door.

We're the realest people.

We're under attack!

We've had but one motto.

Welcome to the club, dickhead!

Well Is...

Well, at least I'm not pumping a plastic bitch, you pervs.

Well, Ders, I wish you would've brought it up earlier

Well, fine, then I'm taking some.

Well, he seems like a sweetheart.

Well, he should've listened to his mother.

Well, he's got that high school body.

Well, here it comes.

Well, here's the deal.

Well, I don't think that Fartsi needs one of those

Well, I hope you like sandwiches, Adam,

Well, I imagine they did this

Well, I mean, in theory, of course I could.

Well, I parked my van outside of a college

Well, I told you that I needed money

Well, I'm a functioning alcoholic.

Well, I'm a sales juggernaut.

Well, I'm not, then.

Well, if it makes you feel better,

Well, it sounds awful.

Well, it's good to have you back, Karl.

Well, it's it's just from me, not Adam.

Well, it's not lube, necessarily.

Well, it's your birthday, slappy birthday.

Well, it's, uh, go time,

Well, let's see.

Well, maybe if we Hey, guys.

Well, my college gal pal Rachael

Well, no, but an orgy just like it.

Well, not if he was sellin'

Well, pretty good, besides the fact

Well, sure. That sounds great. All right.

Well, thank you. Cool.

Well, that all depends also.

Well, that that is a bug. Yeah, that's a

Well, that there is a challenging question

Well, then we walk. Then I'm out.

Well, there goes our man trip.

Well, there goes our nap time. Yeah.

Well, there's only one way out of here.

Well, they don't. It'll be fine.

Well, they've got a Wetzel's Pretzels,

Well, this is Ders' birthday breakfast.

Well, this is for me. What's for him?

Well, uh,

Well, uh, tell your dead grandma I said thanks.

Well, we all have Whoa. Everything

Well, we always said if we were both single, right?

Well, well, look who's too good for his friends.

Well, what's the rush?

Well, when you put it like that...

Well, when you really think about it, Anders,

Well, which one of you little shits is gonna come along

Well, whoever he is,

Well, whose board am I gonna ride first?

Well, why don't we take this tour to your bedroom?

Well, yeah.

Well, yeah. She is.

Well, you are a liar and a thief!

Well, you didn't steal me a mask!

Well, you didn't, really.

Well, you got raw power.

Well, you know, it might be the non American engine.

Well, you know, like like, all right, so, like

Well, you threw one thing in the trash,

Well, you wrote Adam JeMamp, though.

Well, you're a damn good teacher.

Well, you're damn good. I'm impressed.

Well, you're gonna get lots of yogurt, though.

Well, you're paying for a pool cleaner.

Wha pizza shrapnel?

Wha why does this keep happening to me?

Wham! Oh!

What a quitter.

What about my different cheeses, provolone?

What about our statue?

What about that little thing you had on your head, huh?

What about you, Ders?

What are they doing?

What are those, sunglasses?

What are we gonna do?

What are we looking at? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing? Don't let go!

What are you doing? I'm breaking the door down.

What are you doing? Stop!

What are you doing? I'm serious.

What are you even talking about?

What are you listening to?

What are you talking about?

What are your wildest dreams, Alice?

What ders?

What did you say?

What do you mean he's locked?

What do you mean that there's a ten day waiting period?

What do you mean, "Who is that"?

What do you say we finish these beers

What do you think I'm doing, huh?

What do you think, Doug?

What do you think?

What do you want?

What happens when I pre jaculate?

What have you got? It doesn't last forever.

What if we just, uh, ducked out into the bathroom

What in the hell is going on here?

What is that? It's not beer.

What is that? Oh.

What is this for?

What is this? What is going on?

What is your problem? Let's get weird!

What now? What now?

What the what are you doing, Adam?!

What the F word is happening right now, guys?

What the fuck is up with your hair?

What the hell does any of that even mean?

What the hell?

What up?

What was that?

What was that? He was intimidated at first.

What you doing here, man?

What, Andy the golf pro?

What, did you grow up pitching hay?

What, you one of them straight edge weirdos?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Aggggh.

What? Hey yo!

What? Hey, hey, hey!

What? It just winked at me.

What? Really?

What? Rihanna!

What? That didn't even hurt.

What? That's it.

What? That's right.

What? This is all your fault!

What? Yeah.

What? Yeah.

What? Yeah.

What? Your hair!

What? He got 20?

What? How do you not eat meat?

What? I saw you ring the bell, like, 100 times.

What? Okay, look.

What? Okay, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

What? We got snacks, dude.

What'd the battery run me?

What's D. A. R. Y. L.? D. A. R. Y. L. is a movie.

What's that guy's story?

What's the problem with your face?

What's up, dudes? Want a clove?

What's up, slut?

What's up, uh, with your old face, Anders?

What's up?

What's up? Yo.

What's up? We going to the bar?

Whatever, we just gotta party through those demons.

Whatever.

Wheat. There we go.

Where are all the titties and butt cheeks?

Where did you get that car?

Where do you think this little rascal was conceived?

Where is it, guys?

Where is it? I know!

Where is it? Where's what?

Where's Reptar?

Where's the kid?

Where's where's my date?

Where's your medicine cabinet?

Who cares?

Who is ready for a night

Who said it ended?

Who the fuck are you?

Who the heck brought lettuce on this trip?

Who wants a beer? I would love one.

Who wants margs?

Who wants to do a snip it?

Who's Brent Hoffman?

Who's calling you in the middle of the night?

Who's Marky Mark?

Who's that dude?

Who's there? Hello?

Whoa ho ho! Blon ders in the building!

Whoa whoa whoa!

Whoa, beef castle.

Whoa, Ders, grow up, dude.

Whoa, enter Donatello, the bummer dude.

Whoa, glitter titties, for real?

Whoa, hold on. That's my son.

Whoa, how'd you do that? Yeah.

Whoa, look who's up.

Whoa, not a fan.

Whoa, that is too real.

Whoa, yeah, here's my birthday present

Whoa, you decided to shave the playoff beard off.

Whoa, you do. You look just like him.

Whoa! Cool!

Whoa! What happened?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I'm a big boy, Slim Shady.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. I've got this.

Whoa. Oh!

Whoa. Whoa! Ugh! Wow.

Whoa. Oh, my God!

Whoa. You're Quaid Franklin.

Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Whoo hoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo, hey.

Whoo, whoo, whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Best in the business.

Whoo! Go, Blake!

Whoo! I feel like I'm in a parade.

Whoo! Whoa!

Whoo! That is a mom butt right there

Whoo! Whoo!

Whose birthday?

Why are you chopping him?

Why are you giving this all to me?

Why are you so mean to him?

Why are you wearing my shirt?

Why did you do that? What are you doing?

Why do you guys smell like shit?

Why is there a refrigerator in here?

Why is this happening?

Why, thank you.

Why? Why is that?

Why? Did someone ding my car?

With beer. Here we go.

Women do love electronics.

Would you keep it down? I am trying to concentrate.

Would you let me see it for once?

Would you not let her suck on yours?

Wow, cool. Thank you so much!

Wow, Ders.

Wow, I don't know what that means!

Wow, I hate him. Really! Okay, uh...

Wow, I'm not good with plans. Haven't revved up.

Wow, this is great. Thank you so much, Karl.

Wow, very good.

Wow, we just dodged a bullet.

Wow, what's this? And, uh

Wow, yeah.

Wow!

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. That was intense.

Wrestlemania 28 is is happening in 72 hours.

Wrestlemania.

Yeah or like a cassette tape

Yeah, 'cause we are badass right now!

Yeah, a jail we pay for with our taxpayer money.

Yeah, a little place called Dolphin's strip club

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, and I got glasses to fix the wonky eye.

Yeah, and I'm, uh, buzzing pretty good,

Yeah, and you stole my Eric Draven T shirt,

Yeah, and, uh, I drove the car, though.

Yeah, around here, after 7:30,

Yeah, baby! Oh, let's do it!

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, Blair Witch this bitch.

Yeah, Blake, I'll agree.

Yeah, but fish aren't animals.

Yeah, but I can pour this beer on your head...

Yeah, but that song was Cumbersome.

Yeah, but those are for, like, little children.

Yeah, but we got to stick

Yeah, definitely, definitely, definitely.

Yeah, definitely. But his name's Reptar.

Yeah, Ders is old.

Yeah, doth doth must change.

Yeah, for sure. Yup, yeah, big one.

Yeah, git 'er "dune."

Yeah, he stole your underwear. Dude!

Yeah, he's monkeying around again.

Yeah, how stupid.

Yeah, I did. You coming to the party?

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I got a pickle! All right, let's go.

Yeah, I have some problems.

Yeah, I just didn't want to go home to mom

Yeah, I know Sewer Dwayne.

Yeah, I know, but he said "finger fuck a hole."

Yeah, I know. It's in my car.

Yeah, I mean, we forced him into the car,

Yeah, I met you too. I'll see you guys.

Yeah, I thought we were chanting, "Let's get weird."

Yeah, I want to know why.

Yeah, I'll bet. What kind of Snapple?

Yeah, I'll go get you some tokens.

Yeah, I'm gonna go hurry up my bowel movement

Yeah, if I can't drink, you can't smoke weed.

Yeah, it is your it is your birthday present.

Yeah, it's a whip it. People call 'em snip its now.

Yeah, it's awesome.

Yeah, it's been a while.

Yeah, it's called the back of your chair.

Yeah, it's definitely older.

Yeah, it's for old men.

Yeah, it's my birthday.

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Yeah, it's very intense. But this is what men listen to.

Yeah, just leave your puppets at the door,

Yeah, let's do it. Ders, here, take your margarita.

Yeah, lose the scarf too.

Yeah, man. Warriors don't sleep.

Yeah, me too!

Yeah, me too. Yeah.

Yeah, my mom texted me, but I'm not going.

Yeah, neither do I. Let's not do it.

Yeah, no problem.

Yeah, no, I just threw her in the dishwasher,

Yeah, no, I know those.

Yeah, no, they are.

Yeah, now with that credit card,

Yeah, obviously, it's nice.

Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Yeah, or a job interview

Yeah, our flight is in, like, five hours.

Yeah, probably. That's a cool instrument.

Yeah, right here. Yeah, Norwegian.

Yeah, right, Ders. First come, first kill, bud.

Yeah, Schnapps. Cool, cool. Yeah. Awesome.

Yeah, sexy babies with incredible discipline.

Yeah, she's pretty, got nice lines,

Yeah, so we'll take a stroke break.

Yeah, sunglasses. Cool.

Yeah, sure. Right through the opponent.

Yeah, thanks, man.

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

Yeah, that sounds...awesome. Yeah.

Yeah, that would be weird.

Yeah, that'll work. Cool, thanks.

Yeah, that's cool. Borrow that dude's car?

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, they calm my nerves.

Yeah, this ain't the Four Seasons,

Yeah, twist your arm right now.

Yeah, two guys going to Hedonism?

Yeah, we did our secret pinkie promise.

Yeah, we should slit throats of animals.

Yeah, we'll sign it. Okay, so check it out.

Yeah, we're a couple of men. Yeah.

Yeah, we're gonna get fucked up, definitely.

Yeah, we're gonna kill this dude.

Yeah, we're hunting. It's cool!

Yeah, we've got flight to Hedonism II

Yeah, well, I don't know. Maybe we do.

Yeah, well, I kind of did with all the earnings

Yeah, well, I told you. Time it.

Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't have gave away

Yeah, well, she didn't send you.

Yeah, well, you know,

Yeah, when's the last time you took a shower?

Yeah, who are you?

Yeah, works for me!

Yeah, yeah, I got it. Reptar!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You stay home.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you definitely are Michelangelo!

Yeah, you got a problem with Reptar,

Yeah, you guys are as funny as the step brothers, aren't you?

Yeah, you heard what she said. No masturbating in the office.

Yeah, you know what? Happy birthday.

Yeah, you look exactly like that guy.

Yeah, you should check it out. Cool.

Yeah, you're going to remember that forever.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Oh, oh!

Yeah! Fuck you, dickhead!

Yeah?

Yeah? I love it.

Yeah? Like, his son.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. [coughs] Oh, my God.

Yeah. All right.

Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Good.

Yeah. Here we go.

Yeah. I mean, he's a man.

Yeah. Is that how we're gonna do?

Yeah. It's for sure, older.

Yeah. It's fun.

Yeah. Let me see that.

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. No, the movie.

Yeah. Oh, you're gonna swing on me?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Pass it back here.

Yeah. Quit drinking?

Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. That's a good idea.

Yeah. That's basically

Yeah. This is old school.

Yeah. We paid for the sand?

Yeah. We'll get you a hat.

Yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah!

Yeah. Yeah, we're just going up.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Hvordan går det?

Yeah. You are.

Yeah. You look gorgeous.

Yeah. But guess what. It's off.

Yeah. Enjoy the spring rolls.

Yeah. Fo' sure. [chuckles]

Yeah. For once, Adam's right, Blake.

Yeah. Hey, Naomi. Uh

Yeah. I am.

Yeah. I don't know what an affidavit is, though,

Yeah. Karl and I go way back.

Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No, definitely.

Yeah. That's not how. Yeah.

Yeah. What's the big deal?

Yeah. Yeah, we are.

Yeah. You're not special.

Yep, definitely rude.

Yep, go into third. Ready?

Yep, he's definitely changing.

Yep, that makes sense. Law and Order: SVU.

Yep, you got it. That was easy.

Yep.

Yep. That's right. I'm gonna destroy

Yep. There you go.

Yes, "Yes, ma'am."

Yes, but I haven't actually

Yes, but it's got to be something hard.

Yes, I know! We'll get snacks later!

Yes, I'm fucking Randall.

Yes, she's a horrible leader. Yeah.

Yes, sir. Let's get out of here.

Yes, thank you.

Yes, TV, definitely.

Yes, um, is this Mr. Terry Bollea?

Yes, yeah, yeah, I got it right here.

Yes, you do 'ause you nasty.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! I got it! I got it!

Yes! Yeah, there we go.

Yes! Oh, this is our TV. Ah. Oh!

Yes! Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Okay.

Yes. Okay.

Yes. We're not gonna do that.

Yes. Yeah. That's awesome.

Yes. You're okay to fire!

Yo, dude, it's my birthday right now today.

Yo, dudes.

Yo, get the hell away from me, you poseur.

Yo, Jamie!

Yo, stretch.

Yo!

You about ready to take the wheel up here?

You and your stupid porn theater!

You are cool. Thanks.

You are Leo! I'm like you guys!

You can do it. We all believe in you.

You can get fired for this.

You can get off your parents' health insurance.

You can hide the car! You can't!

You can smell the obesity. It's amazing.

You can't Aye.

You can't break it, Blake. It's walnut.

You can't come in.

You could get married in something like that.

You could go there and rage!

You could've stole yourself a mask, man.

You couldn't have fought that dude.

You destroy something of mine,

You did like when

You did. Very cool.

You didn't think to notify

You do realize that this is a Dante's, right?

You don't even know what [overlapping chatter]

You don't have 40s.

You don't need to be rude, all right?

You don't think I know that? I'm just trying to focus.

You get out. Give me it, Adam.

You got a T shirt from my middle school

You got a.44 magnum pointed at your head.

You guys and Diego got to watch Step Brothers?

You guys here to fuck Maria too?

You guys seen a kid? He's about this tall.

You had to put him down, huh?

You have beautiful bone structure.

You have some real problems.

You have the hardest job in the world.

You hold it right there, bud.

You just Actually, just, uh

You just ruined the bride's dress.

You know anything about a stolen statue?

You know the Panda Express on Camilla Road

You know what else smells so good?

You know what I like to do?

You know what, Adam? This girl is ranked 65.

You know what, son?

You know what?

You know what? I don't give a shoot.

You know what? We might need a new region.

You know what? You're fired!

You know what? You're not Leonardo.

You know, Anders,

You know, I used to have a marriage pact.

You know, I'd love to chitchat,

You know, it might be the bath salts talking,

You know, like I said, we do everything together.

You mean, uh, John Holmes.

You need some love,

You need to chill out, dude. Okay.

You old, bitch!

You only have one ball?

You pre a lot too.

You really think I'm that stupid?

You said we were turning in the onesies

You said we would help. Okay, I I'm sorry.

You saved my girl catcher. What?

You see, Adam, the thing about this stuff is...

You see, today is the most special day

You should've left me in charge.

You smelt those burgers, huh? Yep.

You tell everybody you wanna tell.

You tell us.

You think a mountain lion

You too. Gobble, gobble.

You want a ride to work,

You want me to watch you blow them?

You want me? You got me, dude.

You want to know what happened, Ders?

You what?

You're a dry guy?

You're a funny guy. I wouldn't worry about me, okay?

You're bald, just like Donatello.

You're being a child, and that's weird,

You're comin' with me!

You're doing a great job, okay?

You're doing it now? Okay.

You're fired, lady. That's for you.

You're fired! You're done here.

You're fired! You're done!

You're fired. No!

You're goin' down, people. It's going down, people!

You're going to be fired.

You're gonna crank down here at the office?

You're gonna go in his house?

You're gonna make me blush.

You're gonna need a passport, okay?

You're grossing me out. Please go dry.

You're intruding my office space right now.

You're kidding, right? That's your boyfriend, that guy?

You're losing me, bud. Yeah.

You're making a big mistake.

You're never gonna teach again!

You're not getting in.

You're not just a member.

You're so fired.

You're such a pussy.

You're that punk bitch Danny!

You're the best in the biz, and I love ya.

You're using butthole out of context.

You're very strong!

You've got quite a bit of dry semen.

Your armpits are a disaster.

Your dick is in your hand, dude!

Your what? Your shirt?

Yuh huh.

Zero, right now. Yeah.

...'s ugly younger brother,

'Bout to fight this little French girl,

'cause all the stuff out there wouldn't be happening right now,

'cause he's got a thick head of hair.

'cause he's Karl, and you have impeccable taste.

'cause I [strains] I do...

'cause I don't want you to.

'cause I got a backpack full of 'em.

'cause I just charged to the game.

'Cause I know my two little grease monkeys

'Cause I think I know a certain horse man

'cause I'm a born leader, all right?

'cause I'm about to light him up.

'Cause I'm about to roast this nut.

'cause I'm bringing smashed potatoes...

'cause I'm done giving.

'Cause I'm not gonna go anywhere without you!

'cause I'm the top sales gun of the month.

'cause I've already exploded that off.

'Cause if he's stock, I know he can lift.

'cause it will sustain y'all.

'Cause it's yellow, most of the parts.

'cause it's, you know, his birthday, and just play it cool.

'Cause one minute, we're having fun,

'cause that's how you get AIDS.

'cause that's really young to be a bitch!

'cause the photo was cancelled.

'cause they're funny,

'cause this crossbow's gonna shoot a bow so hard

'cause we don't deserve these badges that we call testicles.

'Cause you aren't.

'cause you have a bald spot.

'cause you saw him yesterday, man.

'Cause you're a bad dude.

'Scuse me. God, you just

'Sup, Alice?

'Sup?

"Characters welcome" is our country's motto.

"If you love a girl and you love her a lot,

"Take it sleazy, and I'm out" are my last words.

"the Ders."

"then it's your responsibility nay, your duty

"Uh, yeah, you know, I got a dragon at my house"?

"Will you go to lunch with me?" [laughs]

"Your close friend, Jillian." [laughs]

[all arguing]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[all gagging] Oh, God.

[all gasp]

[all grunting]

[all laugh]

[all laugh]

[all laugh]

[all laughing]

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

[all shouting]

[all shouting] Oh, that almost went in!

[all yelling]

[all yelling]

[Asian inspired '80s music]

[bell clanging]

[bell clanging]

[bell clanging] ♪ Crash and burn for you now ♪

[bell clanging] ♪ Put my heart and soul in it ♪

[bell clangs]

[big band music]

[birds twittering]

[blender whirring]

[both laugh]

[both screaming]

[both screaming]

[car alarm chirps]

[car door slams]

[chain saw buzzing]

[chanting] Let's go, Wolves.

[cheers and applause]

[chortling]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Okay.

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[computer beeps]

[coughing]

[coughing]

[coughing]

[coughing]

[coughs] But toys got weird.

[coughs] Oh, God.

[crowd groans] Oh, my gosh.

[crying] I'm just the fat kid.

[dog barking]

[dog barking]

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

[donkey brays]

[door creaks]

[dramatic chord]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[echoing laughter]

[electronic suspenseful music]

[engine grinds]

[engine growls]

[engine revs]

[engine turns] What are you doing?

[ethereal music]

[feedback whines]

[footsteps approach] Oh.

[gagging]

[gas hissing]

[gasps] No way. Check it out.

[girls screaming]

[girls speaking indistinctly]

[glass shatters]

[glass shatters]

[glass shatters] Oh!

[glass thuds]

[groaning]

[groaning] Gonna...squeeze it...

[growls]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunts, yells repeatedly]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] All right. Great job, dude.

[grunts] How old are you?

[hard rock music]

[heavy metal music playing] [growling]

[heavy metal music]

[high pitched whine]

[high, squeaky voice] Come on! Come on!

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music] ♪ He's insane, ah ♪

[horn honks]

[howling]

[imitating machine gun firing]

[indistinct talking and laughter]

[jackhammer pounding]

[Jamaican accent] Ya bumbaclot idiot!

[knocking at door]

[knocking on door]

[knocking on door]

[laughing]

[laughing] I just sold...

[laughing] Oh!

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] Didn't see you there.

[laughs] Surprise!

[laughs] Yeah!

[laughs] You out your mind?

[laughter and scoffing]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] Ah!

[laughter] Dad!

[light applause]

[making flatulence noises]

[match sizzles]

[men chanting in Native American language]

[men shouting]

[mocking] Oh, I'm Blake.

[music drops out] ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪

[music stops]

[music stops]

[nervous laughter]

[ominous music]

[opera music]

[paintball gun fires]

[paintball gun fires] Ow, man!

[percussive music]

[poignant music]

[pop ballad music]

[R&B music playing]

[radio playing Animotion's Obsession]

[radio playing Animotion's Obsession]

[radio playing Animotion's Obsession]

[rattling]

[recorded sound plays]

[reggae dance music]

[rock music]

[scattered applause]

[school bell rings]

[school bell rings]

[screaming, laughter]

[screaming]

[screaming] What are you

[screams]

[shouting]

[sighs]

[slowed down audio] Kill shot!

[sniffs] Oh, man, she's smells so good.

[squeals]

[steel drum music]

[strained voice] Give it to me! Give it!

[sultry music]

[The Disciplines' Yours for the Taking]

[tires screech]

[tires screech]

[tires screech]

[tires screech] Goddamn punks.

[tires screech] Oh! Hey, buddy.

[toilet flushes]

[tribal chanting]

[unzips pants] It reminds me of, like,

[video game gunfire]

[voice breaking] I'm sorry too.

[water plops]

[whispering] Good luck.

[whispering] You gotta see it with this.

[whispers] I can do anything I want with her.

[whistle blows]

[woman moaning in movie]

♪ 'Cause I gotta get me some ecstasy ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm ready to ♪

♪ 'Cause them titties make my heart sing ♪

♪ 'Cause those titties make my heart insane ♪

♪ Am about to get my game on ♪

♪ And a big ass jar of LSD ♪

♪ And back to the booze ♪

♪ And then I'll hit up that taco with extra cheese ♪

♪ Are you ready for this ♪

♪ Are you ready for this ♪

♪ Are you ready for this, are you ready for this ♪

♪ Around that mountain ♪

♪ Baby, I'm yours for the takin' ♪

♪ Buh, buh buh, buh ♪

♪ Comin' around that mountain ♪

♪ Crack the whip for you now ♪

♪ Cumbersome ♪

♪ Don't you know I'm yours for the takin' ♪

♪ Drop acid and visit hell ♪

♪ Girl, I've known you now for a long, long time ♪

♪ Good time havin' freaky cat ♪

♪ How much longer you need to make up your mind ♪

♪ I came here ♪ ♪ To do what? ♪

♪ I don't care if you eat from a Dumpster ♪

♪ I don't care if you're drunk and you're toothless ♪

♪ I don't care if your body stinks ♪

♪ I don't care that I don't really know you ♪

♪ I don't care that you beg for change ♪

♪ I don't care that you live in an alley ♪

♪ I gotta smoke that joint that's next to me ♪

♪ I wanna suck ♪

♪ I'm yours ♪

♪ Let them say ♪

♪ Maybe some kisses ♪

♪ Mix a little ground meat with a little shredded beef ♪

♪ Mix it with a little crank and put it in a taco shell ♪

♪ She'll be comin' around that mountain ♪

♪ She'll be comin' so hard ♪

♪ Suck on your boobs ♪

♪ Superman ♪

♪ Talkin' 'bout mountains, y'all ♪

♪ Too wrong or too right, today or tonight ♪

♪ We'd probably be friends ♪

♪ What they want ♪

♪ When she... ♪

♪ Whoa oh ♪

♪ Yep, gettin' high ♪

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$22 in flowers, $66 in jelly beans.

7,769. Oh, so he's right there.

1456 Halmin Drive.

1456 Halmin Drive.